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DLHS Hour 4 | Five things you can never take back · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the dal Hug can show your twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: six editions in case you are in Cincinnati. I will
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  Speaker 1: be there tomorrow at the Liberty City Funny Bone to
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  Speaker 1: You're taking notion. We're talking about all the diseases that
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  Speaker 1: are making a comeback. RFK is there. We'll be called scurvy.
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  Speaker 2: They haven't.
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  Speaker 1: They haven't had scurvy since Columbus was selling for the
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  Speaker 1: New World. I'm telling you, you drink your oranges. We need y'all.
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  Speaker 1: You can need our shift to steal this money from
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  Speaker 1: those savages, to steal this island from the service.
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  Speaker 3: Wait a minute, I think we got rickets to wait
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  Speaker 3: a minute.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the just coming back.
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  Speaker 2: Is definitely back.
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  Speaker 4: Yeahs back scarlet fever. You know what scarlet fever is
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  Speaker 4: coming back? Something's wrong?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that ain't any aboy the white woman. So what
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  Speaker 1: all the diseases that are coming back?
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  Speaker 4: So there's measles, whooping, coll tuberculosis, polio, MOMP, scarlet fever,
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  Speaker 4: respiratory risk are be basically and a ton of other
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  Speaker 4: vaccine preventable diseases like yout dip theory.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was one of the first that came.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, that's not on the list.
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  Speaker 1: But just hold on, Marill, this deliverer living breathing place. Leprosy,
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  Speaker 1: I mean tuberculosis. You ain't seen that since Doc Holiday
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  Speaker 1: on Tombstone.
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  Speaker 4: Tuberculosis, tubercular Come on, yes, whipping cub.
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  Speaker 2: Polio been wiped out, man.
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  Speaker 1: Man, You know Michael Jackson's mom had polio that she
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  Speaker 1: had that. You know you hadn't seen that fifteen you know? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know the same polio vaccine that they that
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  Speaker 1: that we took has been around that It's the same
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  Speaker 1: one that my grand my grandchildren took. It has different variables,
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  Speaker 1: but the same one and it had all but eradicated.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, Polio is coming back because stupidities on
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  Speaker 1: the rise.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, pidities on the rise.
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  Speaker 1: It looks all you have to do. Mark Wayne Mullen,
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  Speaker 1: who is going to be in charge of Homeland Security,
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  Speaker 1: is a white dude who has an associate's degree, not
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  Speaker 1: even not in a bachelor associates degree, and he's been
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  Speaker 1: to run a museum. To run a museum, you have
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  Speaker 1: to have a master's. Look at all the jobs you
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  Speaker 1: have to have to have a master's to run him
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  Speaker 1: a zoom when nothing is alive where you everybody's an
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  Speaker 1: exhibit of something that was. You don't. You have to
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  Speaker 1: have a master's but to control this nation's borders. You don't. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all you have that is white skin. It's insane if
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  Speaker 1: your value a relationship been to watch your mouth jazz
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  Speaker 1: and to give us five things to tell your boyfriend
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  Speaker 1: that you could never take back from Madame lair A.
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  Speaker 4: Number five. Your friend is fine.
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  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, wait wait, I mean he might be.
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  Speaker 3: Cute though her friend's attractive. Oh, he's a nice looking guy,
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  Speaker 3: but he didn't come on now, yeah, what.
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  Speaker 4: Can you take out the ooh and just say he
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  Speaker 4: find Does that work?
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  Speaker 2: And stop grabbing your stuff when you see it?
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  Speaker 4: Number four of the top five things you you could
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  Speaker 4: tell your boyfriend that you could never take back. You
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  Speaker 4: know your mom is crazy.
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  Speaker 2: She she might be better be laughing when you say it.
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  Speaker 4: The number three of the top five things you tell
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  Speaker 4: your boyfriend that you can never take back. This was
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  Speaker 4: so wonderful about my ex.
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  Speaker 1: He used to do this and this, Yeah, because somebody
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  Speaker 1: break line.
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  Speaker 4: Number two of the top five things you tell your
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  Speaker 4: boyfriend that you can never take back. You know I
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  Speaker 4: used to be promiscuous.
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  Speaker 2: That explains the echo everybody did.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody went through it, and the number one of the
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  Speaker 4: top five things you tell your boyfriend that you can
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  Speaker 4: never take back. You know, I've had bigger woo it
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  Speaker 4: was cool.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't take that right.
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  Speaker 1: They will never forget that. I'm just I'm having my
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  Speaker 1: own nervous breakdown.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that will do it for us.
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  Speaker 5: Lady and Jim, I said, silly, thank you for tuen
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  Speaker 5: the in Sadil. You will show you a twenty twenty
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  Speaker 5: six edition in case you're going to be in Liberty City.
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  Speaker 5: I will be there this Friday and Saturday too. Shows
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  Speaker 5: Friday two show Saturday, So come check me out if
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  Speaker 5: you take a notion she has, Miss Sanders, what you
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  Speaker 5: learned today?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I saw where the Pentagon is looking for two
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  Speaker 4: hundred billion more dollars for that war, and I am
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  Speaker 4: where were gonna get that fund?
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  Speaker 1: We got it?
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  Speaker 4: Where were gonna get that money?
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  Speaker 1: That's why we paid TSA yet.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah for real, I think we didn't hit the China
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  Speaker 3: credit limit already, so we can't come.
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  Speaker 2: We ain't got it. Yeah, come on home, bring.
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  Speaker 1: All that for your baby. I just can't reach I
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  Speaker 1: feel for you.
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  Speaker 2: That's it. Walls over come on home.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe if you'd have done this with you know, if
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  Speaker 1: you had talked to me before you came and did
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  Speaker 1: all that kind of stuff. And they're right. And Democrats
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  Speaker 1: better not fold, Yeah, better than not fold. We're already
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  Speaker 1: out of bullets. Bullets skip my man, see the one
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  Speaker 1: you learned today?
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  Speaker 3: Hey man, just you know today is one of the
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  Speaker 3: most unproductive days because the college uh you know, march
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  Speaker 3: madness has started. Yeah, shouting out to TCU. They when
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  Speaker 3: it took carom Ohio State, you know, those first rounds,
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  Speaker 3: shouting out to indeed, but yes, indeed, we started. Everybody
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  Speaker 3: talking about Duke might not go as far. I'm worried
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  Speaker 3: about Duke once they get to the sixteen because they
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  Speaker 3: got like two starters that are not playing.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know one of them might come back.
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  Speaker 1: But all the number one seeds only one usually makes it.
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  Speaker 2: Yep for real.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, step on the women's side, the women's side, the
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  Speaker 3: number one seeds, they all make it main it's hard
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  Speaker 3: to get upset on the women's side.
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  Speaker 2: It's hard.
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  Speaker 1: Congratulations to the w NBA. The average salaries three hundred
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Get that.
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  Speaker 1: About time they got that money. When I was in
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  Speaker 1: uh we were in uh India as a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: them came to the game. But they were so pretty.
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  Speaker 1: You guys are the most beautiful lesbians I've ever.
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  Speaker 2: Seen all the there's another one lady, like another joke.
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  Speaker 1: They played with uh they play with Kaitlin Clark. They
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  Speaker 1: play with her. But they were talking about the collective
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  Speaker 1: barkating agreement and they were holding out and they have
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  Speaker 1: gone from you know when the one that she had
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  Speaker 1: been in the league fifteen years and when she first
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  Speaker 1: came here it was twenty five thousand dollars. They now
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  Speaker 1: they make three hundred thousand.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is not as good as it should be,
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  Speaker 1: but it's a lot better than Like if you get
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  Speaker 1: a job making thre hundred thousand dollars a year, that's
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  Speaker 1: a job. Most people go to school to work, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean, Most people go to school to
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  Speaker 1: get that. And I think that's the average salary. That's
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  Speaker 1: pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: Some of us go to school and we still ain't
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  Speaker 2: got it. But go ahead, go ahead, I digress. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 1: You go to school, but.
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  Speaker 2: A long way baby. Yeah, they have.
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  Speaker 1: I'm very proud of them too. And the man a
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  Speaker 1: long wais since and all of them used to look
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  Speaker 1: like being Ben Wallace.
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  Speaker 2: That's some hop ones out there and it is out there.
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  Speaker 1: And I said to her and she told her girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: I said it, she did and she stepped to you right,
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  Speaker 1: her girlfriend looked like Manny Fresh. But I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 2: So silly.
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