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Backpack, stickbag, Hodor? · Lets Stick Together

0:00
SPEAKER_03: In episode six, as normal, our results, we uh talk about hockey fives, Olympic qualification.
0:08
SPEAKER_03: We might even talk about the FIH Awards, which is coming up.
0:12
SPEAKER_03: A bit more on FIFA cards, we're in the coop, and obviously some shit or hit all coming up.
0:30
SPEAKER_03: It's episode six of Let's Stick Together, brought to you by Y1.
0:37
SPEAKER_03: Um, we've made it another week, another week down.
0:40
SPEAKER_03: Uh, we're all in on the same Zoom call, smiling, happy.
0:44
SPEAKER_03: How are you guys?
0:47
SPEAKER_01: Rest in peace, rest in peace to Riverside.
0:50
SPEAKER_01: You you were you were good while it lasted, but it ended up kind of shitty.
0:55
SPEAKER_01: Right, Brent?
0:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I I'll be honest, I feel like I've wasted 15 quid, and it really pisses me off.
1:02
SPEAKER_02: Uh we've now got no social media again, which is a real disappointment.
1:06
SPEAKER_02: Um but if we want to record properly, yeah, Zoom's the way to go, isn't it?
1:11
SPEAKER_02: Unfortunately.
1:12
SPEAKER_02: It's a marriage, it's a sad, it's a sad day.
1:15
SPEAKER_03: It's a marriage that didn't end amicably.
1:17
SPEAKER_03: We bitched, we moaned.
1:20
SPEAKER_02: We 100% got a divorce, yeah.
1:23
SPEAKER_03: Um, I've got to come to you.
1:26
SPEAKER_03: I mean, first of all, has it been a good week?
1:27
SPEAKER_03: But secondly, I know it's been a good week because the the Hoof Classer has been absolutely kicking off about your result on the weekend.
1:36
SPEAKER_03: Do you wanna do you wanna go first?
1:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well it was a it was a um it was a top game in a sense that the number two played the number three, and uh we both seemed like uh like when you when the competition started, um the expectations were that like um Camp Blumenel, Pinocchio were like the teams the teams to beat, who were like the best teams of the last couple years.
1:59
SPEAKER_01: Pinocchio is the champion, and like Campong Blumenel is the the finalist for the last couple years, and Rotterdam and and and and us were like I think the the two dark horses or outsiders, and um, but we were we were both playing really good hockey the last couple weeks, and then yeah, Sunday happened.
2:16
SPEAKER_01: Um, we were 6-1 up at a certain point.
2:20
SPEAKER_01: Um played some played some really good hockey.
2:23
SPEAKER_01: Um and yeah, in the end, like in the final uh five minutes or so, uh Rotterdam scored two uh when we took our foot off the gas a little bit, and it was one of our best games of the season.
2:35
SPEAKER_01: And we're actually like we're we're doing really well.
2:37
SPEAKER_01: I'm saying it every week, and uh as as I said again, I'm all I'm I'm still ready for it to go to all go to shit.
2:42
SPEAKER_01: And with every week that passes, we're we're getting closer to it, probably.
2:46
SPEAKER_01: But like we're doing really well, we're playing good hockey, we're scoring loads of goals.
2:51
SPEAKER_01: Like Tebo Stokbrooks now has two.
2:53
SPEAKER_01: We have Sam Lane, who has um who scored two again, who's on nine goals already.
2:58
SPEAKER_01: Um, like we're doing some good shit, we're scoring good goals, and yeah, we're actually playing really good hockey.
3:04
SPEAKER_01: So, yeah, it was a it was a fun Sunday.
3:07
SPEAKER_03: I think I can actually finally, I'm gonna chime in finally about OR.
3:12
SPEAKER_03: You keep saying that you're surprised.
3:14
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna shoot you down a little bit.
3:15
SPEAKER_03: Everyone I speak to is basically like LR absolutely stacked.
3:20
SPEAKER_03: The team's really good, they've been together a few years.
3:22
SPEAKER_03: I know that you're trying to downplay yourselves.
3:24
SPEAKER_03: I'm really happy you're doing well, but I am gonna have a go at you because obviously I was there two years ago.
3:29
SPEAKER_03: You had some of the young guys there who have now got caps like Max De B, Sheldon Shootin, who are fucking good players, who were they were good then, and now they're really good.
3:38
SPEAKER_03: You've signed Timon Ryaner, who is really, really good player.
3:42
SPEAKER_03: Sam Lane has come and just stands up front and bangs the ball in the goal anytime you give him the ball.
3:47
SPEAKER_03: You've got two flickers, um, you've got Arthur De Schluver and you at fullback, two world-renowned fullbacks.
3:54
SPEAKER_03: I mean, it's not that surprising.
3:57
SPEAKER_03: And Perman and Yeller and uh Schnorr, Max Kuypers absolutely doing bits on the weekend.
4:03
SPEAKER_03: It's yeah, yeah.
4:05
SPEAKER_03: Maybe we need to stop calling you the underdogs.
4:08
SPEAKER_01: It was uh good while it lasted, Phil.
4:10
SPEAKER_01: Uh, you I I gave you a couple weeks to come up with this, and I'm finally, I'm happy you finally did.
4:15
SPEAKER_01: We are exactly where where we're supposed to be.
4:18
SPEAKER_01: We're even spot down for where we're supposed to be.
4:21
SPEAKER_01: We should be number fucking one.
4:23
SPEAKER_01: No, I completely, I completely agree.
4:25
SPEAKER_01: I think we we I think we more more so underperformed the last couple years than that we uh perform better than we should now, as is that makes sense.
4:34
SPEAKER_01: Uh we're I think we're we're we are where we're supposed to be.
4:37
SPEAKER_01: If you look at the quality we have, uh it's just been kind of a hump for our team to get over, to like win top games and to like uh have the focus.
4:47
SPEAKER_01: And that's I think that's the main difference with the last couple years.
4:49
SPEAKER_01: We're actually more focused than ever, and more yeah, we're like as you said, I think a lot of guys in our team are making the next step.
4:56
SPEAKER_01: Like Thiba Stockbrooks, he had this big interview on hockey.nl about his um performance, but also about his development, and guys like Max de B, like Max Kuipers, uh Sheldon Schoud, uh Jamie van Aert.
5:10
SPEAKER_01: Uh like younger guys, and not the most, and I think that that what is what makes your team even better is when those guys are performing on the level they are now.
5:19
SPEAKER_01: Um, and then it also helps that we have us we have quite a lot of international players who are doing uh what they're supposed to do.
5:26
SPEAKER_01: So, yeah, we're we're trending next next Saturday.
5:28
SPEAKER_01: We go out, uh we go away to uh KZ, which is a team we lost 2-1 against last year at their place.
5:36
SPEAKER_01: Um, so let's see if we can keep the train rolling.
5:39
SPEAKER_01: But we're we're doing really well, so happy for happy with that.
5:43
SPEAKER_01: And and I I I started like I'm I was uh it took me a while, but I I actually took a huge step in my um uh England knowledge or in my England interest.
5:55
SPEAKER_01: Uh I was already a huge fan of your country, so I think I should make a step in it.
6:00
SPEAKER_01: I started following both Holcomb and Serbiton on Instagram, so I actually I'm actually quite like now I know uh and and you scored eight goals already, Philip, this season.
6:13
SPEAKER_01: That's for that's like that's like six more than you did for us.
6:16
SPEAKER_01: That's well done to you.
6:18
SPEAKER_01: And you both played it, played a yeah, I'm gonna spoil it for the fans.
6:22
SPEAKER_01: Like Phil won 12-1 against Nottingham, uh Nottingham Forest, and uh Brendan, you won 8-1, right?
6:30
SPEAKER_01: Against some shitty team.
6:32
SPEAKER_01: Like, well done to you guys.
6:34
SPEAKER_01: Can you tell us about it?
6:36
SPEAKER_03: You're just now the host.
6:37
SPEAKER_03: Is this what's going on?
6:39
SPEAKER_01: No, I just wanted to just want to show off that I that I actually knew you guys what you guys did and who you played.
6:44
SPEAKER_01: I I gotta be honest, I forgot who Brendan played, but no, you played something with Nottingham Forest University or something.
6:51
SPEAKER_03: Almost, mate.
6:52
SPEAKER_03: Before I say anything about that, I will forget.
6:55
SPEAKER_03: I forgot to say Jamie Van Ort and Heist Van Melion, but and I would never forgive myself.
7:00
SPEAKER_03: They're both smashing it.
7:01
SPEAKER_03: High scored a fucking great goal from the baseline, and Jamie's just assisting me scoring heroes, right?
7:07
SPEAKER_03: Yes, well done.
7:08
SPEAKER_03: Your English knowledge has finally got good.
7:10
SPEAKER_03: I appreciate it.
7:11
SPEAKER_03: Um we went up to Nottingham, who are bottom of the league, who had not got a win, and then they told us pre-game that they were missing eight players.
7:22
SPEAKER_03: Um, so yeah, it was it wasn't it's ne uh I don't know, it's never that fun winning by that amount of goals.
7:30
SPEAKER_03: We we had one situation in the game where um they scored a goal, which probably shouldn't have been a goal, and we complained about it for a bit, and then within 12 no like nine seconds, we'd scored another goal.
7:43
SPEAKER_03: So um it didn't matter so much.
7:45
SPEAKER_03: It was a very friendly game.
7:47
SPEAKER_03: There was not much shit housery to be had.
7:49
SPEAKER_03: It pissed it down, rained a lot, but you know, James Bateman, uh who is their coach, you're a knob.
7:57
SPEAKER_03: Uh he listened.
7:59
SPEAKER_03: Fucking Benderek.
8:01
SPEAKER_03: Their presses have got colours, so that's stupid.
8:04
SPEAKER_03: Um no, not another one who names their presses again.
8:07
SPEAKER_03: Not another one.
8:08
SPEAKER_03: What colours red.
8:12
SPEAKER_03: Oh no.
8:13
SPEAKER_03: But no.
8:14
SPEAKER_03: Uh Bateman, I'm just joking.
8:15
SPEAKER_03: But unlucky.
8:16
SPEAKER_03: Brendan.
8:17
SPEAKER_01: But did did fucking Benderek score six goals again?
8:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
8:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
8:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, disgusting, eh?
8:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's sick.
8:25
SPEAKER_03: They didn't quite.
8:26
SPEAKER_03: I I would have just stuck four people on him.
8:29
SPEAKER_03: Just sacrifice four Nottingham players, just surround him.
8:32
SPEAKER_03: Um suffocate the man.
8:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
8:35
SPEAKER_01: Well done, Benders, Bendo.
8:40
SPEAKER_03: Brendan, 8-0 Cardiff.
8:42
SPEAKER_01: Cardiff, you've Cardiff.
8:43
SPEAKER_02: Oh, Cardiff.
8:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we funny enough, we had um we had the same scenario that you've had the last few weeks where you're six and luck at half time, and and you kind of lose yourselves a little bit, and you're a bit confused as to how it's happened or why it's happened.
8:57
SPEAKER_02: Um, yeah, it was it was a fun weekend.
8:59
SPEAKER_02: I like Cardiff.
9:00
SPEAKER_02: Do you know what?
9:01
SPEAKER_02: They put on a proper show, stadium, announcer, music, you name it, they've got it.
9:06
SPEAKER_02: Uh, halftime, great.
9:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
9:08
SPEAKER_02: I had a really enjoyable weekend to be honest.
9:10
SPEAKER_02: And we actually played quite well.
9:11
SPEAKER_02: So yeah, all success.
9:12
SPEAKER_02: And a and a clean sheet, which is uh which is unheard of for us.
9:16
SPEAKER_02: So yeah, real cool.
9:18
SPEAKER_03: I'll chime in because good as uh Dave Goodfield uh just to give him some shit.
9:24
SPEAKER_03: He said that he was just trying to think up some stuff in the second half that he could do, um, and he tried a reverse slider.
9:34
SPEAKER_03: Do you know what that is?
9:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so so instead of you sliding the ball from one end of the stick up the other end, you slide it the other way.
9:43
SPEAKER_03: So it doesn't go from left to right, it kind of goes from right to left.
9:47
SPEAKER_03: Um, and then he found the clip and showed me.
9:50
SPEAKER_03: Um, and it's absolutely terrible.
9:52
SPEAKER_02: What's even worse is he does it.
9:54
SPEAKER_02: Obviously, it doesn't work.
9:56
SPEAKER_02: He turns around and he is genuinely giggling to himself because he's like, I tried it.
10:01
SPEAKER_01: I have no clue what we're talking about.
10:03
SPEAKER_01: What the fuck is a slider?
10:05
SPEAKER_02: What you have a slider uh like a like a slap, that's like a slidey slap, like it comes off the oh yeah, like the fake bus, the fake uh yeah, so yeah, so imagine going left to right, but instead it goes right to left.
10:20
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
10:23
SPEAKER_02: What what what she's struggling, but okay.
10:26
SPEAKER_03: What I was trying to get at was like it's a bit, it's a bit um, we're seeing a lot of goals happen at the moment in our league between the the top four and the bottom five, probably.
10:38
SPEAKER_03: Whenever they play each other, it's a bit of a romping.
10:40
SPEAKER_03: Beaston conceded 21 goals last weekend, a 12-4 and a 9-1.
10:46
SPEAKER_03: Um like like it's a bit sad.
10:49
SPEAKER_03: I've been trying to, I'm gonna bring it up later in the podcast, maybe later in the season, about what could we actually be done about it because I don't think it's good for the league.
10:57
SPEAKER_03: I'm not sure it's good for like publicity of like show like how have you got on this weekend that you say, Oh, we won 12-1, and they say, What the fuck's wrong with your league?
11:05
SPEAKER_03: Like um, we need to work out a way of making that better.
11:08
SPEAKER_03: But that's for another time.
11:10
SPEAKER_03: Brendan.
11:12
SPEAKER_02: That's fine.
11:12
SPEAKER_02: I can do it another time.
11:14
SPEAKER_02: I'm okay with that.
11:15
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
11:16
SPEAKER_03: Um onto some news.
11:18
SPEAKER_03: Uh first of all, I am gonna take this to Brendan because he sent it into us and he thought this was hilarious.
11:24
SPEAKER_03: And I think we might be the first news outlet or media to bring this up.
11:28
SPEAKER_03: So the hockey paper, if you're listening, listen up.
11:32
SPEAKER_02: Do you want me to deliver the news?
11:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
11:35
SPEAKER_02: So that so on the 20th to the 21st of October, or 22nd to 23rd of October, there was meant to be a hockey fives competition in Egypt.
11:44
SPEAKER_02: Teams arrived, and the pitch didn't arrive.
11:48
SPEAKER_02: There was no competition.
11:49
SPEAKER_02: So, what was meant to be a two-part series for the Hockey Fives tour, with the second part being uh next summer in June and July, um in Luzon.
12:00
SPEAKER_02: The first part, the pitch did not arrive.
12:02
SPEAKER_02: So imagine you are Turkmenistan, you've been on a bus, you've traveled your way across the borders, you've been on the bus for a minimum of a day, maybe two days, to arrive to a destination where the pitch hasn't arrived.
12:16
SPEAKER_02: And I love the fact that there's been no news outlets that have released it, and there's been no information on it, no nothing, no written reports, nothing.
12:25
SPEAKER_02: It's all been swept under the rug.
12:26
SPEAKER_02: And I think that is like the definition of dodgy, if you ask me.
12:31
SPEAKER_01: I yeah, I don't know what what I what you can say about this.
12:34
SPEAKER_01: I think this this speaks for itself.
12:36
SPEAKER_01: I know, I know Holland like uh uh pulled out like the World Cup is the last thing they'll do within Hockey 5.
12:44
SPEAKER_01: They pulled out of everything what that has to do with hockey fives and with uh international indoor hockey.
12:49
SPEAKER_01: They just said, fuck it, um we're not come, we're not doing this shit anymore.
12:55
SPEAKER_01: And I think they will sit behind their laptops.
12:58
SPEAKER_01: Um everyone in Holland listens to this podcast, so they'll know about this now, and they'll they'll they will all think we made the right choice.
13:08
SPEAKER_01: Hockey 5's complete and utter dog shit.
13:11
SPEAKER_02: I I I am 100% on board with the hockey fives comment.
13:15
SPEAKER_02: I'm not with the indoor, I actually think indoor is fucking sick, and I think it's I think it's not I still think it's not granted the World Cup didn't necessarily take it seriously, but like the Europeans is actually like a decent standard when you've got teams that actually enter that can play.
13:32
SPEAKER_02: And I also think like I actually think hockey fives is that hockey in indoor hockey is actually like a legitimate, I think it could be an Olympic sport, as well as 11 aside.
13:43
SPEAKER_02: I think it could legitimately be a completely different event at an Olympics, because I think it works in terms of atmosphere, in terms of goals, in terms of excitement, in terms of what it actually brings.
13:53
SPEAKER_02: I think it's decent.
13:54
SPEAKER_02: However, I am 100% on board.
13:56
SPEAKER_02: I think hockey fives is arguably one of the shittiest ideas that's come out of hockey, and hockey has had quite a few wanky ideas in the past few years.
14:04
SPEAKER_02: This is definitely top of the list for me of just shh pointless.
14:08
SPEAKER_03: I want I want beach hockey back.
14:10
SPEAKER_03: I wanna I wanna go I wanna go beach hockey.
14:13
SPEAKER_02: I think we have to enter a team at some point.
14:15
SPEAKER_02: Surely that's the way to do it.
14:16
SPEAKER_02: When you retire, you enter a five a team of five.
14:19
SPEAKER_03: We need to work out what where how we enter a beach hockey team.
14:22
SPEAKER_03: Maybe let's stick together.
14:24
SPEAKER_03: Could enter a beach hockey team.
14:25
SPEAKER_03: If you're listening, anyone beach hockey organizers, we're in.
14:29
SPEAKER_02: What an idea.
14:30
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
14:31
SPEAKER_01: Guests, guests and us.
14:32
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
14:34
SPEAKER_01: I think why one could jump on this.
14:35
SPEAKER_01: I think they're they're they they they're always the innovative guys, and with like the with the with the the dodgy stick, like the goalie stick that they they put out and shit.
14:46
SPEAKER_01: I think they should they should Chris.
14:49
SPEAKER_01: I know you're listening.
14:50
SPEAKER_01: Make it happen, mate.
14:52
SPEAKER_03: Are you saying for him to start a beach hockey tournament?
14:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, start a beach hockey tournament.
14:57
SPEAKER_01: Let's go to go to Hawaii or something, like a cool or like the Caribbeans or whatever, like somewhere really, really far away with really good weather, and let's play some beach hockey.
15:08
SPEAKER_01: Like that's let's not do it on like the the beaches of like uh uh England or Holland because those are fucking shite.
15:15
SPEAKER_01: But I I'm willing to go to like uh a nice beach somewhere, like as I said, Hawaii, Caribbeans, Bora Bora, something like that.
15:28
SPEAKER_01: Somewhere like Portugal would be decent for a beach hockey.
15:31
SPEAKER_01: See, Brendan, now you're going all low again.
15:33
SPEAKER_01: Aim high because now if you're going for Portugal, we're probably ending up in like uh meridian or something.
15:40
SPEAKER_01: We gotta aim high.
15:41
SPEAKER_01: We if if we aim for like Hawaii, we'll probably end up in Portugal, but we don't start there.
15:46
SPEAKER_01: Come on, Brendan.
15:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sorry.
15:51
SPEAKER_03: Imagine if we got all of our like guests on that could come and play in the Let's Stick Together team.
15:57
SPEAKER_03: Jesus, it'd be a good team.
15:59
SPEAKER_02: That'd be a serious team.
16:00
SPEAKER_03: I mean, us three would be on the bench, but like what do you mean, bench?
16:04
SPEAKER_02: I'm not even playing, I'm 100% coach and manager.
16:07
SPEAKER_02: I'm not interested in playing, I've got no skill to offer in that world.
16:12
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, I mean, thank you for that piece of news, Brendan.
16:16
SPEAKER_03: I don't know how you got your hands on that, but you know, well done.
16:18
SPEAKER_03: Can't name sources, however, could not be happier that this happened.
16:22
SPEAKER_02: Says a lot.
16:23
SPEAKER_02: The sports wank, get rid of it.
16:25
SPEAKER_03: Um, Olympic qualifiers are still look not well, not Olympic qualifiers, um intercontinental championships are currently going on, the Africa uh nations and the Pan Ams are currently going on, so that'll determine who the last Olympic qualification spots go, and then we can move on to the Olympic qualifiers in January.
16:46
SPEAKER_03: Uh, Argentina are probably the favourites uh for both the men and the women, the Pan Ams, and I would say South Africa are probably the favourites, both men and women for the Leaf probably out of his Ben and Men.
17:00
SPEAKER_02: I think they're both two wins from two.
17:03
SPEAKER_02: I think I think the Argys and I think both Argentinian teams have scored over 20 already across three games.
17:11
SPEAKER_02: Um the South Africans, I think they scored 18 so far in two, so it's like yeah, pretty comfortable.
17:18
SPEAKER_03: Solid.
17:19
SPEAKER_03: Um I've had I've had a bit of stuff from some people talking about whether we should or not bring out a worst bloke slash girl 11 on this podcast.
17:31
SPEAKER_03: I'm not sure, I'm not sure how much hate we get for that, but I mean, is there an interest?
17:36
SPEAKER_03: Do we want to get some suggestions from the listeners?
17:38
SPEAKER_03: What do you guys think of a worst bloke slash girl 11?
17:42
SPEAKER_02: More than happy to get it from listeners rather than ourselves, I'll be honest.
17:47
SPEAKER_01: I'm willing, I'm willing to pitch in a few names.
17:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't give a shit.
17:53
SPEAKER_01: I'll I'll I'll name a couple because I think there's some dodgy motherfuckers on the hockey field right now.
17:58
SPEAKER_03: Agreed, and and and we could also bring back the awards with that.
18:02
SPEAKER_03: So we did the awards a year or two ago, you know, we did knob of the year, we did worst dressed, we did best player.
18:09
SPEAKER_03: Um, we will we think we're gonna have a look at that.
18:12
SPEAKER_03: Brendan puts out some more nominations and uh we'll get your get your take on that.
18:16
SPEAKER_03: Right.
18:17
SPEAKER_03: Some FIFA cards.
18:18
SPEAKER_03: Now, the follow-up to this is we are going to do one card per week um from one of our previous guests, but also I wanted to bring up a couple of questions for you because over the past week um a lot of the lads at training have just seen the they're not sure they listened, but they just um I think they saw the post on Instagram.
18:41
SPEAKER_03: Brendan, always thank you for putting me first, which is a real knob move as well, and you last.
18:46
SPEAKER_03: Um, and I start getting a lot of chat for my physicality and my pace being 85.
18:52
SPEAKER_03: Now, you you're a lovely boy, but I think you might have screwed me here.
18:56
SPEAKER_03: Um we didn't, we didn't, we we just gave the rating that we were given.
19:00
SPEAKER_03: We didn't actually, when we discussed it, Brendan, and we wanted to change it, it didn't actually change.
19:05
SPEAKER_02: No, no, hold on, Phil.
19:06
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
19:07
SPEAKER_02: There was never an opportunity where we decided that we were going to change it.
19:11
SPEAKER_02: So don't try and pass the shit on to me.
19:13
SPEAKER_02: You've got a lot of shit this week.
19:15
SPEAKER_02: I also got told I was an inform card for some very poor footballers, is basically what I got told.
19:21
SPEAKER_02: So I've had a bad week as well.
19:23
SPEAKER_02: I'd like to think that someone said something to you about yours, but I doubt that's happened.
19:28
SPEAKER_02: I think was mine was pretty pretty spot on, to be honest.
19:32
SPEAKER_01: It's not as interesting as it should have been.
19:34
SPEAKER_01: No, I just I just think like I'm I might like I I could not help myself but give Phil some high ratings because I'm I'm blinded by love, right, Phil?
19:46
SPEAKER_01: Um, but like I think mine was like I think people were more angry with my card that it was too low than too high.
19:52
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, get out your own ass.
19:54
SPEAKER_02: No, maybe I gave you a fair rating and we're leaving it at that.
19:58
SPEAKER_02: However, Phil has genuine got to the point that Phil has genuinely got frustrated with people because the amount of shit that he's been given this week, which is exactly what we kind of hoped would be the situation with these cards.
20:09
SPEAKER_01: I think people should listen first before they judge the ratings.
20:12
SPEAKER_01: Like, I I know I've probably made a mistake with the pace thing, but I think because Phil looks quick, like we said, he moves, he moves quick, but he's not quick.
20:22
SPEAKER_01: That was like the the the the conclusion we got out of it, right?
20:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, that's fair.
20:27
SPEAKER_03: I mean to break it down to yeah, to break it down a little bit, good as um again, who likes to hand out a bit of shit, came into me.
20:36
SPEAKER_03: First thing he said, he's like, What were you thinking?
20:38
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, What do you mean?
20:39
SPEAKER_03: He's like, You rated Brendan too high.
20:42
SPEAKER_03: And it's like, right, okay, solid start.
20:47
SPEAKER_02: I got I I got told I was an 81 uh non-rare card, so I was just a classic card.
20:53
SPEAKER_02: I was like, Oh, this is tough.
20:54
SPEAKER_02: I'm getting a lot of shit here.
20:57
SPEAKER_03: Um, Aubrey, James Aubrey, shout out to you.
21:00
SPEAKER_03: He gave me a very nice phone call today saying that I played well today, but he also spent the whole week saying um uh thinking like like treating me like some kind of rugby player and being scared of me because my 85 physical rating, to a point where when we're giving some uh corners down, I actually flicked one at his feet as opposed to his stick just to warn him that I'm sick of it.
21:22
SPEAKER_03: Um, but it did bring on a discussion point for me, which was like in hockey, what what would you class as being very good physically?
21:31
SPEAKER_03: Like, because I actually rated Brendan high on the physicality because he's he's big, he's strong, he uh uses his body well, um, and he's a he's tough defender.
21:42
SPEAKER_03: Now we brought up the example of uh there's a guy called Nick Park, who most people I'm sure will know, who one of our half backs who is you could blow him over if there's too much wind, he just he would he would blow away.
21:54
SPEAKER_03: But um his physicality on the hockey pitch, he he is non stop running.
21:59
SPEAKER_03: He Basically, like if you're holding R2 down on a FIFA controller, it's just that's just him.
22:04
SPEAKER_03: He has an engine, a ridiculous engine.
22:06
SPEAKER_03: He has his left hand on the ground permanently and is pretty ridiculous.
22:11
SPEAKER_03: Um, defender.
22:13
SPEAKER_03: But then I said to Aubrey, oh, well, what do you give Park it?
22:16
SPEAKER_03: And he said, Oh, well, 12.
22:18
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, right, well, where's the line here?
22:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so I know I'm I'm not one to talk about this because like the I get the whole shtick of you has a 12 physicality, you is a lanky fucker.
22:31
SPEAKER_01: I get that.
22:33
SPEAKER_01: Like, I think if we talk about physicality as in who has the biggest biceps or whatever, like I don't think that has to do a lot with physicality because in hockey, if you push someone, we're a pushy sport, if you push someone, uh you automatically get a foul against you.
22:49
SPEAKER_01: If you are a bit too physical, you get a foul against you.
22:51
SPEAKER_01: I think so.
22:52
SPEAKER_01: Like a Tom Bone, for instance, he would be very high on physicality, but guy cannot really run.
23:00
SPEAKER_01: So is that a part of it?
23:01
SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
23:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you've got to find the balance.
23:04
SPEAKER_02: I'm with you on this.
23:05
SPEAKER_02: So, like you can find the balance with it, but you have to explain why the physicality is that number.
23:10
SPEAKER_02: That's what gives it the yeah.
23:12
SPEAKER_01: So that's why I never got never really got why I got a 12 feel.
23:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so but that's my point, is that is should that be wrong for hockey?
23:22
SPEAKER_03: Physicality shouldn't be about you being uh stick thin.
23:26
SPEAKER_03: Like it shouldn't be about that, should it be about how you get around the pitch?
23:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but all but also there's an element of I think it takes into so many different so many different sides to it.
23:37
SPEAKER_02: So strength on the ball, like as you say, stamina, uh turning.
23:42
SPEAKER_02: Um I guess like that kind of like there's so many different things that kind of play into it.
23:48
SPEAKER_02: You have to almost explain as to why you've rated them as well.
23:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but if turning, if turning and shit is also in then why did Brand get an 88?
23:54
SPEAKER_01: Because you you call him an oil tanker.
23:56
SPEAKER_02: Phil put that in the pace because he got it wrong, didn't he?
23:59
SPEAKER_02: Not smart like me and you, you're smart.
24:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, that's fair enough.
24:05
SPEAKER_03: Because I actually think a good example of this is um like Draper.
24:09
SPEAKER_03: Now, again, we've maybe talked about him too much, but he actually should have a very high physical rating because he's got like a palm off without actually getting called for a foul.
24:17
SPEAKER_03: He gets his arse in the way of every single person who tries to tackle him, and he generally is like uses his body and is very, very strong.
24:26
SPEAKER_03: He's a bit like an ox.
24:27
SPEAKER_03: So, like, I think he would be an example of a high physicality.
24:31
SPEAKER_01: When they when we played when we played Wills in the European uh uh cup final, the guy looks like a fucking rugby player, yeah.
24:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, especially with the Welsh shit uh like that's high, eh?
24:43
SPEAKER_01: This black uh uh jersey on, and then he I was I was I had to look twice if he had the shorts on because it looked like uh like uh like he wore his underwear that that this they were dead tight.
24:54
SPEAKER_01: Like but is that the definite because the guy is because the guy is like half my length.
25:00
SPEAKER_01: Is length like is it is it even is it even appreciated anymore, Brendan?
25:04
SPEAKER_01: I'm asking you, are we even appreciated for our length anymore?
25:08
SPEAKER_01: Or is it all about girth?
25:10
SPEAKER_02: I can as a man who doesn't have much to offer in either department.
25:14
SPEAKER_02: I will say that no, I'm I'm with you on this.
25:18
SPEAKER_02: I'm 100% with you.
25:19
SPEAKER_02: There is a something when you don't have to move anyway anywhere near as far, it's so much easier to get stronger.
25:25
SPEAKER_02: Whereas me and you have to have to literally lift things about triple the length of others.
25:30
SPEAKER_02: You two come on, concentrate.
25:31
SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to give a serious answer here.
25:35
SPEAKER_02: You okay?
25:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you collected yourself yet?
25:37
SPEAKER_03: No, I don't think you can say that.
25:42
SPEAKER_02: We could say it.
25:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we're we're just joking, Phil.
25:45
SPEAKER_02: It's all part of the fun.
25:46
SPEAKER_02: Come on, might not that's seriously, bro.
25:49
SPEAKER_02: You on a serious point, Drapes is like uh ropes has got a massive point.
25:54
SPEAKER_02: Drapes is now so strong that he can't get any more weight on the bar when he's lifting.
26:00
SPEAKER_02: Like, that's how strong Drapes is.
26:02
SPEAKER_02: Like, he is genuinely like built like a pit bull, he's so strong.
26:07
SPEAKER_02: So, like when you're saying he he also has got, and he's very conscious of it, he has also got a massive ass.
26:13
SPEAKER_02: So, like him in shorts, he's genuinely quite conscious of the fact that he's got a serious bum on him as well, which is even funnier.
26:19
SPEAKER_01: Okay, relax, Brandon.
26:20
SPEAKER_01: Relax.
26:21
SPEAKER_01: You have a girlfriend.
26:22
SPEAKER_01: Come on, we're talking about many in a second.
26:25
SPEAKER_01: You don't have to get all you don't have to get all like exciting as excited as shit.
26:29
SPEAKER_02: I'm just defending I'm defending him.
26:30
SPEAKER_02: All right, I thought you were giving him some shit.
26:31
SPEAKER_01: I'm defending it.
26:32
SPEAKER_01: No, and I wasn't giving him shit.
26:34
SPEAKER_01: I fucking love Draper.
26:35
SPEAKER_01: I like him.
26:36
SPEAKER_01: He's even he even we're we're like we're we're proper mates.
26:40
SPEAKER_01: He's right.
26:42
SPEAKER_02: What this is now it's getting weird.
26:44
SPEAKER_03: This has got too weird, Brendan.
26:45
SPEAKER_03: Give us Maddie's FIFA rating.
26:47
SPEAKER_02: I gave Maddie an overall of a 93.
26:49
SPEAKER_02: It's an icons card, so she has to go in the legends category.
26:54
SPEAKER_02: Uh, so we changed the categories from what they were originally with normal goalkeepers.
26:58
SPEAKER_02: We changed it.
26:59
SPEAKER_02: So gloves, I gave a 93.
27:03
SPEAKER_02: So I was obviously saving with gloves, so left and stick as well.
27:07
SPEAKER_02: Kicking, 85.
27:10
SPEAKER_02: A little bit lower.
27:12
SPEAKER_02: PCD, 90.
27:16
SPEAKER_02: Not many, not many people scored that many, pasta.
27:19
SPEAKER_02: Reflexes, 94.
27:20
SPEAKER_02: I'd say she's pretty much a cat decent, decent in the old diving.
27:25
SPEAKER_02: Shootouts, 96.
27:28
SPEAKER_02: So it's very seriously, as you can tell.
27:30
SPEAKER_02: And physicality, I went for 93.
27:33
SPEAKER_02: I went high.
27:34
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
27:35
SPEAKER_02: I mean, that is one guy.
27:37
SPEAKER_01: Almost, it's almost like you're sleeping with her.
27:40
SPEAKER_01: Like it's almost like you have a thing for her.
27:43
SPEAKER_01: Like, don't get me wrong.
27:45
SPEAKER_01: I don't think there's many people on this world that love many more than I do.
27:48
SPEAKER_01: But Brendan, what the fuck?
27:51
SPEAKER_02: Right.
27:51
SPEAKER_02: Come on then, challenge it.
27:53
SPEAKER_02: What's wrong with it?
27:54
SPEAKER_03: Like, can I just can I just say very quickly, that is a man who does not want to get in any trouble over this episode.
28:01
SPEAKER_02: 100%.
28:02
SPEAKER_02: No, so to clarify, I genuinely I tried to go in obviously.
28:07
SPEAKER_02: Like, if I go too low, I get a lot of shit.
28:09
SPEAKER_02: And if I go too high, it's gonna be the toughest evening for me because you two are gonna fucking go at me.
28:15
SPEAKER_02: So I've tried to go on what I think is genuinely accurate.
28:19
SPEAKER_02: Let me get that straight.
28:20
SPEAKER_02: Now you can go.
28:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I I don't know where to start.
28:26
SPEAKER_01: Like, okay.
28:27
SPEAKER_01: So her lowest rating is is kicking, which is an 85.
28:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's her bottom.
28:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and the rest is all 90 plus.
28:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
28:38
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
28:39
SPEAKER_02: Hence the overall 93.
28:42
SPEAKER_03: If there's a if I guess if it's an icons card, Maddie has retired, so we're rating her as like when she was peak.
28:49
SPEAKER_02: I feel yeah.
28:52
SPEAKER_02: I feel that's quite an I genuinely feel that's quite accurate.
28:54
SPEAKER_02: I'm actually quite proud of the fact that I feel I've chosen some decent numbers there, and I'm waiting for one of you to jump on it.
29:01
SPEAKER_03: The only thing I would say is that I actually also had another issue with my card because I looked up like Messi's dribbling, and Messi's dribbling is like rated 94.
29:12
SPEAKER_03: So I was like, well, I'm not I'm not having that.
29:14
SPEAKER_03: Like, I'm way too high for that then.
29:16
SPEAKER_03: And then if we're going off that, then like you've you've gone really, really high there.
29:21
SPEAKER_03: Because because Maddie is she's she's the best goalie over the past how many years.
29:26
SPEAKER_03: She was the three times like like over generations of of but that doesn't mean she was perfect in every way, which is why I've not made her perfect in every way.
29:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Phil, she's like 85% of the time she can kick a ball.
29:48
SPEAKER_02: If you're talking so she won what three world goalkeepers of the year in a row.
29:53
SPEAKER_02: That's not what we're talking about.
29:54
SPEAKER_02: We're talking no, no, so I'm saying that if you're winning that in the heyday, and across that span, you've won every tournament that you've been in, apart from a World Cup.
30:03
SPEAKER_02: Something says you're consistent.
30:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, I'm not denying that.
30:08
SPEAKER_01: I'm not denying that.
30:09
SPEAKER_01: I've won every tournament there is to win, except for World Cup and Olympics.
30:14
SPEAKER_01: Everything there is, it's like kind of major.
30:18
SPEAKER_02: Right.
30:18
SPEAKER_02: So, what which score are you arguing?
30:20
SPEAKER_02: So let's go through it.
30:21
SPEAKER_02: Gloves 93.
30:22
SPEAKER_02: What are we saying?
30:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm I'm I'm not not mad about that.
30:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she like like I because I think that's what Phil.
30:32
SPEAKER_01: I think she is the best goalie.
30:34
SPEAKER_01: Uh, maybe like if among goalies, she's like the greatest of all time, probably.
30:39
SPEAKER_01: Right?
30:40
SPEAKER_01: I cannot name a better goalie than Maddie.
30:42
SPEAKER_01: Like the reason Tilburg performed so well in Hofklas was be like 95% because of Maddy.
30:49
SPEAKER_01: So I think she is the best goalie, but I think it's all very high.
30:53
SPEAKER_01: Did you yeah?
30:55
SPEAKER_01: Did I want do you wanna do you wanna carry this after the break?
30:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, let me think about it in the break.
31:00
SPEAKER_01: Let me let me yeah.
31:04
SPEAKER_03: We're back, and we're continuing to argue about Maddie's fever card.
31:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I do you want to make your point?
31:11
SPEAKER_01: You makes it easier for um I think it's genuinely hard to rate Maddie because like um it's hard to like compare it to other goalies.
31:25
SPEAKER_01: I like I'm not too I I don't watch a women's hockey enough to have a good gauge of what's what's like the average I know she's like the best there's there there is and there probably ever ever was as in a goalie.
31:41
SPEAKER_01: Um but it's like hard to compare.
31:43
SPEAKER_01: It's easy because we play men's hockey, we play other uh men uh hockey players.
31:48
SPEAKER_01: It's easy to compare and to have like a feel for it, but it's pretty tough when it comes to uh too many.
31:54
SPEAKER_01: And because yeah, I'm I'm not I'm not objective.
31:58
SPEAKER_01: I love her, she loves me.
32:00
SPEAKER_02: Like that's the that's the bit I that's the bit I struggle with in life, yeah.
32:05
SPEAKER_02: That you love her.
32:06
SPEAKER_02: Um no, I think it's like the really difficult bit is the fact that because she's the best, you're almost gauging her as better than others.
32:14
SPEAKER_02: So then actually to try and find that number is what I found quite difficult actually doing this.
32:19
SPEAKER_01: Um, and then obviously what you just don't want to get shit from her.
32:22
SPEAKER_01: You just you just you just you're you're just doing the high rating because you're like scared of her.
32:28
SPEAKER_01: We get that, but um it talk for Phil and me.
32:31
SPEAKER_02: I've watched I've watched enough, I feel I've watched enough women's hockey to make an educated, not a perfect, but an educated estimate of what I think it would be.
32:41
SPEAKER_01: If that makes sense.
32:42
SPEAKER_01: I almost I almost I base like almost none of my opinions on facts, just on gut.
32:50
SPEAKER_01: So right.
32:51
SPEAKER_02: So I've given you gloves.
32:53
SPEAKER_02: Uh kicking I gave 85.
32:56
SPEAKER_03: Well, we weren't going over it again.
32:58
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I thought you were going on each one.
33:00
SPEAKER_02: I thought you wanted to challenge them.
33:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we'll even let that.
33:02
SPEAKER_03: I think you hit the it's it's the the nails on the head, but also like it is an icon card.
33:07
SPEAKER_03: We've never done one of these before.
33:09
SPEAKER_03: It's someone who's retired, we're taking it the peak.
33:11
SPEAKER_03: Maybe it has to be high.
33:12
SPEAKER_03: And and and actually, maybe that's that's good.
33:15
SPEAKER_03: Like, we aren't gonna if we do another retired player, if we have Mark Knowles on here, you know, he would have a very, very high rec card.
33:24
SPEAKER_02: I don't want to break, I don't want to break mid mid-episode with that man.
33:28
SPEAKER_02: I will be not in attendance if he comes on.
33:32
SPEAKER_03: But that I think I think that's a good one, and we'll obviously go on for next week.
33:36
SPEAKER_03: Yupa's gonna do Thierry Brinkman, and then the week after I'll do uh someone else.
33:42
SPEAKER_03: Um, but anyone who actually wants to have a card done about uh a player, like male, female, let us know and we'll give it our best shot.
33:52
SPEAKER_03: Or or Brendan will, anyway.
33:53
SPEAKER_01: Um we'll post the card from Mary and see what people think.
33:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
33:58
SPEAKER_03: It's a great idea.
33:59
SPEAKER_03: Okay, we move on to everyone's new favorite segment.
34:02
SPEAKER_03: My favorite segment, Brendan's favorite segment.
34:06
SPEAKER_03: We're we're we're in with King of the Coop.
34:10
SPEAKER_03: The cockerel isn't here this week, bottle, but you know, you pee.
34:14
SPEAKER_03: The coop with you.
34:17
SPEAKER_01: We're back in the coop without my cock whittle.
34:22
SPEAKER_01: But I got a I I I I got a couple.
34:25
SPEAKER_01: I like last week you guys gave me shit for not sending one through, so you could you're like not the best quick thinkers.
34:33
SPEAKER_01: Um, so I gave you one to think about.
34:36
SPEAKER_01: And the one I gave you, so you had time to think about it, so uh don't don't disappoint me.
34:43
SPEAKER_01: Um, if you had to choose win Olympic gold, but get injured right before halftime in the semi-final, or get bronze, bronze Olympic medal, and score the winning goal in the like the loser final, which would you choose?
35:01
SPEAKER_02: The loser final.
35:03
SPEAKER_02: Go on, Phil, you go first because you said you had definitely had an answer for this.
35:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I mean, I didn't actually find this very difficult because I looked at the question, was like, oh, that's an easy one.
35:13
SPEAKER_03: I'm taking the gold medal.
35:16
SPEAKER_02: Like every day.
35:17
SPEAKER_02: I do I do have a question on it.
35:19
SPEAKER_02: Do you get a medal if you don't play in the final?
35:22
SPEAKER_02: As in someone comes in, do they take your medal?
35:27
SPEAKER_01: I know I know Klaus Romola.
35:30
SPEAKER_01: Uh I don't know if you guys know him, but he we he got Lon Blom Flox used to play centre half.
35:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he got injured in the semifinal against uh I think it was England where they won 9-2 against you guys.
35:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, London.
35:43
SPEAKER_01: EB on 9-1 or something in London.
35:46
SPEAKER_01: Um, he got injured in in the in the in the semifinal, and someone replaced him in the final, and I think he got a silver medal.
35:54
SPEAKER_01: I'm 90%.
35:55
SPEAKER_01: I'm I think I'm 100% sure he got he got a medal.
35:58
SPEAKER_01: So you do get it, you get the gold medal, but you get injured at halftime in the semi-final.
36:04
SPEAKER_02: In in which case I'm with ropes, gold.
36:07
SPEAKER_02: 100%.
36:08
SPEAKER_02: As much as I'd love I'd love to be a part of that final, it's something bigger, I think, is what would drive me to it.
36:15
SPEAKER_02: And I think, yeah, I'm with ropes final.
36:17
SPEAKER_02: And if you get injured in the quarter final, as a man who's got injured in the group stage of a tournament before, uh yeah, I'd still take it.
36:27
SPEAKER_02: I'd still take the same thing.
36:29
SPEAKER_02: You deserve it.
36:30
SPEAKER_02: I think the big thing is like you deserve to be there.
36:32
SPEAKER_02: I think for me, is like the big part of it.
36:35
SPEAKER_02: So getting selected and actually going and deserving and being a part of it, even if you're not part of the final or the semi, I still think I'd take the same thing.
36:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's the bigger picture, like it's all of our aspirations, dreams to win an Olympic gold.
36:51
SPEAKER_03: To me, it's like not not um, yeah.
36:58
SPEAKER_01: It would be nice to score though, wouldn't it?
37:00
SPEAKER_01: It wouldn't be fucking cool to score like the winning gold to win an Olympic bronze medal, yeah.
37:06
SPEAKER_01: Like knee slide and everything.
37:08
SPEAKER_03: Okay, do a cursor from Rio.
37:11
SPEAKER_03: Okay, that was a good that was a good hockey knee slide.
37:13
SPEAKER_01: That was that was a good knee slide.
37:17
SPEAKER_01: Okay, next one.
37:19
SPEAKER_01: I need to lift the energy up a bit, so I'm going for this one.
37:22
SPEAKER_01: Um, okay.
37:24
SPEAKER_01: If you had to fight a number of six-year-olds, what is the most you think you could handle?
37:30
SPEAKER_01: So you go into a boxing ring against six-year-olds, um, and for every six-year-old you let in the box in the ring, but you fight them all at once, you get a thousand quid.
37:41
SPEAKER_01: How many do you think you could take on?
37:43
SPEAKER_01: If you lose, you have to pay 100,000 euros.
37:46
SPEAKER_01: What have we got?
37:46
SPEAKER_01: What have we got?
37:47
SPEAKER_01: Have you got to knock them all out?
37:49
SPEAKER_01: Like you gotta you gotta finish them all.
37:51
SPEAKER_01: You gotta like it's if if so they're all coming at you at the same time, it's like uh it's like whatever.
37:56
SPEAKER_01: You go into like uh it's like a big area, so you can take on a hundred if you want, but you have to take them all on at once.
38:02
SPEAKER_01: They are they are they're not like nice ones, they are like aggressive little fuckers.
38:07
SPEAKER_01: You get a thousand quid for everyone if you finish them all per per like kit, but if you if they knock you out, you have to pay the amount you think you could you could have won.
38:19
SPEAKER_02: So specifically boxing, not UFC, not kickboxing.
38:22
SPEAKER_02: No, it's just bare knuckle fight.
38:24
SPEAKER_02: Bare knuckle fight.
38:25
SPEAKER_02: Uh I I think five for me, maximum.
38:29
SPEAKER_02: Because I reckon one's gonna be grabbing your legs.
38:31
SPEAKER_02: I think you've you're just gonna be swinging windmills, aren't you?
38:34
SPEAKER_02: You're just gonna be just going for it.
38:36
SPEAKER_02: I think five maximum.
38:37
SPEAKER_01: You're see Phil.
38:38
SPEAKER_01: This this is what this is my problem with him getting an 88 physicality.
38:42
SPEAKER_01: I think I could take on like nine or something, like bring them on, just fucking kick the shit out of him.
38:47
SPEAKER_01: Nah, you can't kick.
38:48
SPEAKER_02: You just said it's bare knuckle fight, it's fighting.
38:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, mate, I could kick.
38:53
SPEAKER_02: There's no rules.
38:54
SPEAKER_02: No rules, just fucking go.
38:55
SPEAKER_02: Oh, in which case that changes my number.
38:57
SPEAKER_02: Um I still to be fair, I still think quite low.
39:00
SPEAKER_02: I think about eight.
39:01
SPEAKER_02: I think you get tired quick.
39:03
SPEAKER_03: Well, I was thinking like the the humanity side of this is that I think I'd really struggle to to punch multiple six-year-olds.
39:12
SPEAKER_02: Think of the cash, Phil.
39:14
SPEAKER_02: Think of the cash.
39:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
39:16
SPEAKER_03: Uh it's difficult.
39:19
SPEAKER_03: If you could take that part of the brain out of out of my brain where I'm okay with hitting six-year-olds, I'm going for like 30.
39:26
SPEAKER_03: I don't think they've got much about.
39:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
39:30
SPEAKER_01: So I I I agree with this.
39:32
SPEAKER_01: I so let's let's make it.
39:35
SPEAKER_01: No, let's let's instead of they might instead of a thousand quid perp, you get ten thousand.
39:41
SPEAKER_01: So, like, um, or like five thousand.
39:44
SPEAKER_01: So, like you, you really like, and you need the money, Phil.
39:47
SPEAKER_01: You have two kids already.
39:48
SPEAKER_03: Uh well the first thing I do is I is I pick up the nearest one and I wimble that one, swing it around.
39:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so I think I I got another one about a six-year-old, but I'll I'll leave that one for next week.
40:03
SPEAKER_01: Another one.
40:04
SPEAKER_01: Um, okay, let's let's do this.
40:09
SPEAKER_01: If you had to um would you take a shootout uh on uh the best shootout goalie there is?
40:16
SPEAKER_01: So let's say uh Vincent Fanash or Masarello or whatever.
40:21
SPEAKER_01: Um, if you score, you get a hundred thousand euros, but if you miss, you have to pay me 50,000 euros.
40:32
SPEAKER_03: I feel like we've done this before.
40:33
SPEAKER_03: I'm taking that, I'm having a go, obviously.
40:37
SPEAKER_01: With the risk of paying me 50,000 euros, yeah, yeah.
40:42
SPEAKER_03: One go, that's it.
40:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, one go, one shootout, eight seconds.
40:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, I can pull Maz's pants down anyway, so if that's the case.
40:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and you, Brendan?
40:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, absolutely fucking not.
40:57
SPEAKER_02: I'm not taking any shootout, I'm not risking any life savings on a shootout.
41:03
SPEAKER_02: Simple.
41:04
SPEAKER_01: I would go for it.
41:05
SPEAKER_01: I'm a high risk, high reward kind of guy.
41:07
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
41:07
SPEAKER_02: Well, you're paying yourself anyway, mate.
41:09
SPEAKER_02: So you'd be fine.
41:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm not sure.
41:10
SPEAKER_01: I would, yes, fair, but I would pay it to you then.
41:13
SPEAKER_01: I'm I'm I'm not sure I would make it, but I would go for it.
41:17
SPEAKER_01: That's like my because I would I would regret doing it more doing it not than losing the 50,000.
41:24
SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
41:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I hear you.
41:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you don't want to miss the opportunity, you don't want to miss the opportunity to win some money, yeah.
41:30
SPEAKER_01: And okay, because that was another question for the coop, but uh let's do it now.
41:35
SPEAKER_01: Who is the best goalie right now in the world?
41:37
SPEAKER_01: Oh, there was a coup question.
41:41
SPEAKER_01: Mike, it came from my cock.
41:47
SPEAKER_01: Who's the best goalie in the world right now?
41:50
SPEAKER_03: Look, this is really hard not to be biased, though, isn't it?
41:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because we train with them every day.
41:55
SPEAKER_03: We train with the guys every day.
41:56
SPEAKER_03: We know, like, I've watched the tournaments recently.
41:59
SPEAKER_03: I'm not like I don't think Van Ash is as good as he used to be.
42:02
SPEAKER_03: I think Vissa is pretty good.
42:04
SPEAKER_03: Permanent's obviously having a break.
42:06
SPEAKER_03: You've got Danaberg and Stadler fighting it out, and I'm not sure either of them is like tip tip top.
42:11
SPEAKER_03: The Aussies, I don't know what the fuck they're doing over there.
42:13
SPEAKER_02: One of them's got white pads, so he can be binned off straight away.
42:16
SPEAKER_02: That's shite.
42:18
SPEAKER_03: Keemies have yeah, have notoriously struggled having a having a guy that you know saves the ball.
42:24
SPEAKER_02: Um and then Gritties to celebrate every time he does save it.
42:30
SPEAKER_03: Um, so yeah, this is very difficult.
42:33
SPEAKER_03: Who else is the Spaniard keepers are alright, but I'm definitely not putting them in the worldies.
42:37
SPEAKER_03: Uh am I missing anyone?
42:40
SPEAKER_03: No, Argentine Argentinians, uh bring back Vivaldi Srijesh and uh Patak now.
42:47
SPEAKER_01: Uh so I'm at you you think Oli Bain.
42:52
SPEAKER_01: 100%.
42:53
SPEAKER_01: Oh, 100%, even that's that's a lot of percentages, Philip.
42:58
SPEAKER_01: Um I don't say I disagree.
43:01
SPEAKER_01: I find it hard to agree, but I think I I have to kind of agree a bit.
43:06
SPEAKER_01: I don't think there is a way better goalie than him right now.
43:10
SPEAKER_01: I think it's I I do think Pi Min like uh Pi Min Black when he's on, uh like he has certain tournaments to which he when he's on, he's really on.
43:22
SPEAKER_01: Like he got the best goalie 2018 in the World Cup.
43:24
SPEAKER_01: I don't know if he's still as like on that level right now, but now at Orange Road as well, he's there's not a lot that that goes past him right now.
43:31
SPEAKER_01: He is he is really he gets like you know him, Phil.
43:36
SPEAKER_01: When he starts talking too much, he really gets like in he really gets on your nerves.
43:41
SPEAKER_01: You want to like throw your stick at his helmet, but like he is a really good goalie.
43:46
SPEAKER_01: But I think I think Oli is yeah, Peino Argaia might might be the best goalie right now.
43:52
SPEAKER_03: Although I will I will say um against Peino is that um Arthur Tieffrey from France is um Is better than him.
44:01
SPEAKER_03: So uh I think he's the best, but not quite as good as Arthur Tieffrey.
44:06
SPEAKER_02: Do you think there's going to be any rogue votes in the awards?
44:09
SPEAKER_02: Is there going to be any rogue people where you're going to go, no, should not be involved in this year?
44:15
SPEAKER_02: 100%.
44:16
SPEAKER_02: Do you reckon Patak's getting in there?
44:17
SPEAKER_02: Do you reckon Shrugesh and Patak are both going to be nominated?
44:21
SPEAKER_01: And the third goalie.
44:22
SPEAKER_01: And I think the third goalie will win it.
44:26
SPEAKER_01: That's my guess.
44:28
SPEAKER_03: It's a really tough one, isn't it, for the goalie of the year?
44:31
SPEAKER_03: You know, when they're I mean, the award ceremony is obviously coming out.
44:34
SPEAKER_03: I think we're going to do a segment on it next week and we're going to do some suggestions or guesses who's going to who's going to get nominated.
44:38
SPEAKER_03: But the keeper one, we're already on to it.
44:41
SPEAKER_03: It's a really tough one because they've who's actually watching every game of hockey?
44:46
SPEAKER_03: Who has the votes?
44:46
SPEAKER_03: Who actually puts the names forward?
44:48
SPEAKER_03: Because, like, there's obviously been a Europeans, there was a World Cup.
44:52
SPEAKER_03: Like, who's probably getting the top five?
44:55
SPEAKER_03: I would say, I would say has done really well this year.
45:00
SPEAKER_03: Like, he has been good.
45:01
SPEAKER_03: I think he's made a name for himself.
45:03
SPEAKER_03: I think Van Ash obviously did bits in the World Cup.
45:06
SPEAKER_03: I think he saved a stroke.
45:07
SPEAKER_03: He's was good in the shootouts.
45:09
SPEAKER_03: Dannaberg obviously had absolute bits in the World Cup.
45:13
SPEAKER_03: Do you base a lot of it around the World Cup?
45:15
SPEAKER_03: Um, I don't know.
45:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but Danaburg shit bet a little bit at Europeans, right?
45:20
SPEAKER_01: He had a good game against us, but other than that, he wasn't too good.
45:24
SPEAKER_01: Come on.
45:25
SPEAKER_01: Let's go spade a spade here.
45:27
SPEAKER_01: He was Mr.
45:27
SPEAKER_01: Shootout and he he he he couldn't stop any shootout of you guys.
45:31
SPEAKER_03: So yeah, I was just asking them with the question are they gonna base it?
45:37
SPEAKER_02: Valid, isn't it?
45:38
SPEAKER_02: There's there's what you've had pro league, a continental championships, and a world cup, which is actually when you look at it, is quite a lot of games, yeah.
45:44
SPEAKER_02: But at the same time, like has anybody consistently stood out?
45:48
SPEAKER_02: Is the question you're asking, basically.
45:50
SPEAKER_02: Or as you say, are they gonna go like they did with the junior stuff?
45:54
SPEAKER_02: Are they just gonna look at the junior world cup, look at the five top scorers and put them as the five people like to vote for?
46:00
SPEAKER_02: Like that it basically depends if the people who are in charge of it are gonna choose spunk options or if they're actually gonna choose it properly.
46:06
SPEAKER_03: This is what actually it angers me, is because are there actually any oh forgive me, Brendan?
46:12
SPEAKER_03: Are there any scholars of the game like who actually have a choice, have a have a um have a like uh educated opinion and actually can sit around in a room and say and deliberate who they and yeah, actually like give genuine good discussion, good reasoning behind why they think players are the best player in the world?
46:31
SPEAKER_03: Or is it just some people on an FIH board being like, well, he scored loads of goals.
46:37
SPEAKER_03: Well, he was he was good.
46:39
SPEAKER_03: Well, this guy's paid us to do this, so we should nominate him.
46:42
SPEAKER_02: I think I think that's where like if if they put so much down to fucking um fan votes again, and I see that Indians suddenly fly up the fucking leaderboard because they get all the votes.
46:54
SPEAKER_02: I'm sick of that shite.
46:56
SPEAKER_02: That that doesn't need to be a fucking thing.
46:58
SPEAKER_02: I think they I agree with you.
47:00
SPEAKER_02: I think they need to get people in the room who actually know what they're talking about and actually get them to properly deliberate, like for the goalkeepers, actually have goalkeepers deliberate it, like actually have a discussion over it.
47:11
SPEAKER_01: Well, let's let's uh it it was a great suggestion from uh Ramon Min.
47:15
SPEAKER_01: This uh he he does all the I I've told you about him a couple times already.
47:20
SPEAKER_01: He's like the stats guy, knows everything about everything uh uh stats related in hockey and other sports.
47:27
SPEAKER_01: Uh, I think we should discuss who we who we would nominate uh next week.
47:32
SPEAKER_01: So let us let us know and send us send us an email and it will come into the coop.
47:37
SPEAKER_01: Um uh at let's stick together2018 at gmail.com.
47:42
SPEAKER_01: I don't think anyone ever checks the emails, but it would be nice if someone sends an email every once in a while.
47:47
SPEAKER_01: I do, don't worry.
47:48
SPEAKER_01: I should do we want like there's there's still like do we want to go out of the coop and leave the leave the chicken be, or do we do one more coop question before we go to shit or hit?
47:59
SPEAKER_03: Leave the chicken be.
48:00
SPEAKER_03: That's been the coop with you.
48:02
SPEAKER_03: Well done, you okay.
48:04
SPEAKER_01: Bye bye, coop.
48:06
SPEAKER_01: You've you were great again.
48:09
SPEAKER_01: Shit or hit.
48:10
SPEAKER_01: You've got one.
48:12
SPEAKER_03: Brendan, you have one?
48:14
SPEAKER_01: Uh no, I don't have one.
48:15
SPEAKER_03: Right.
48:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I have two, and I have two with which I'm pretty passionate about.
48:20
SPEAKER_01: Oh, did you want to go, Phil?
48:21
SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, you go, you go.
48:22
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I have two, and I'm pretty passionate.
48:25
SPEAKER_01: Um I'm gonna I'm gonna um already tell you that I think they're both shit, but I still think the first is um a t-shirt with a band on it, so like the ACDC, Guns N' Roses, Sled Zeppelin shirts.
48:41
SPEAKER_03: I couldn't agree more.
48:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think yeah, you go, Phil.
48:47
SPEAKER_03: Brendan's gonna be against you here, but that gives me all the more reason to say no shit.
48:52
SPEAKER_01: Okay, Brendan, before you go, I'll I'll make my point.
48:55
SPEAKER_01: Um, I've I I like with every vein in my body, I hate this.
49:01
SPEAKER_01: I think it's complete and utter dog shit.
49:05
SPEAKER_01: I like the shirts when you know them.
49:09
SPEAKER_01: Don't wear a fucking ACDC shirt.
49:11
SPEAKER_01: And I see all these girls with like the oversized ACDC shirt or like the Led Zeppelin shirt or Metallica shirt.
49:18
SPEAKER_01: They cannot name one fucking song by them.
49:21
SPEAKER_01: Don't wear it then.
49:22
SPEAKER_01: I know for a fact I've seen I see like this the all the like the pretty pretty girls with like the the the like the guns and roses.
49:30
SPEAKER_01: They they cannot name one member of Guns N' Roses or name one shirt, or one uh one one song.
49:35
SPEAKER_01: Don't fucking wear it.
49:37
SPEAKER_01: But you like them, Brendan, right?
49:39
SPEAKER_02: Uh I I I do, but I don't what's the best way to describe it?
49:43
SPEAKER_02: I quite like the simple ones rather than like the ridiculous, like all the artwork, because I'm with you.
49:48
SPEAKER_02: Because if they're buying it for the artwork or whatever, half the time they don't know the songs, so it's like yeah, it's pointless.
49:53
SPEAKER_02: But like ones that are like quite quiet.
49:56
SPEAKER_02: I say quiet, quite simple.
49:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm a big fan of.
49:59
SPEAKER_02: But as as rope says, that doesn't say much if I'm a fan of it.
50:05
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, yeah, I don't have to go and go anymore.
50:09
SPEAKER_03: You've done it, you yeah.
50:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's shit, right?
50:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like the shirts are cool.
50:14
SPEAKER_01: I like the shirts, but then then I see all these people wearing.
50:16
SPEAKER_01: I've I've made my point.
50:18
SPEAKER_01: Another one.
50:19
SPEAKER_01: Um, when you have uh a picture of yourself as a background on your phone.
50:25
SPEAKER_02: Are you willing to share the background of your phone right now on the stream?
50:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's my grandpa.
50:31
SPEAKER_02: Here it's my grandpa.
50:32
SPEAKER_02: Ah, that's cool.
50:34
SPEAKER_01: Is that you though?
50:35
SPEAKER_01: That's you, isn't it?
50:36
SPEAKER_01: It's my brother and me, but it's my grandpa.
50:38
SPEAKER_01: But like I'm talking about like a but you're in it though, yeah.
50:40
SPEAKER_01: I I'm in it.
50:49
SPEAKER_01: The same, same picture.
50:51
SPEAKER_01: Okay, oh, that's my cock.
50:54
SPEAKER_01: No, no, I'm joking.
50:55
SPEAKER_01: No, no, but I'm I'm serious.
50:58
SPEAKER_01: Like, if you have like a picture of like your yourself, yourself, like uh sipping a cup of coffee on a Sunday afternoon kind of picture.
51:07
SPEAKER_03: Does anyone do that?
51:08
SPEAKER_03: I've never caught anyone with that on their own or or just like trust me, people do it.
51:17
SPEAKER_01: Okay, source.
51:19
SPEAKER_01: Believe me, bro.
51:20
SPEAKER_01: That's my source.
51:21
SPEAKER_01: I'm willing to I'm willing to bet my life on it.
51:24
SPEAKER_01: People have like a picture of themselves as their background.
51:26
SPEAKER_01: What's your background, Brenn?
51:28
SPEAKER_01: You're changing it.
51:28
SPEAKER_01: I'm sure you're looking on your phone, you're fucking changing it.
51:31
SPEAKER_02: Robes can vouch for it.
51:32
SPEAKER_02: Mine's not changed for a while.
51:34
SPEAKER_02: Oh okay.
51:35
SPEAKER_02: It's Maddie.
51:36
SPEAKER_02: Mine's not changed for a long time.
51:37
SPEAKER_02: Mine has settled in.
51:39
SPEAKER_02: Do you know what's tough?
51:40
SPEAKER_02: Do you know what's really tough?
51:42
SPEAKER_03: I did not like sign.
51:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, that is it's cute.
51:45
SPEAKER_02: Do you know what's I find really tough?
51:47
SPEAKER_02: Is when my background is Maddy and Maddie's background is Willow, the dog.
51:51
SPEAKER_02: That's that's that's real tough.
51:54
SPEAKER_02: That's a dark place to be.
51:56
SPEAKER_02: But she tried to defend herself.
51:58
SPEAKER_02: Are you ready?
51:58
SPEAKER_02: Tried to defend herself because I'm one of the backgrounds on her Apple Watch that changes.
52:03
SPEAKER_02: So I'm on a rotation.
52:09
SPEAKER_02: That's a really dark place to be.
52:12
SPEAKER_02: In answer to your question, you it's it is shit when you're your own background.
52:16
SPEAKER_02: I think I think that's not on if family photos or photos with other people in it, no problems.
52:20
SPEAKER_02: But if you're solely on your own in the background, you've got to be asking questions, haven't you?
52:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's yeah, that was my idea.
52:27
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, people have it.
52:29
SPEAKER_01: I I want to know if people dare to come front and uh like to to come out and say, uh, you know what, you fuck you and your your stupid new haircut.
52:39
SPEAKER_01: I do have a picture of myself on my background, and I like it.
52:43
SPEAKER_03: Are you saying it's acceptable to have a picture of yourself and someone else as your background, but not just yourself?
52:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like that's a good one.
52:52
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
52:52
SPEAKER_01: I don't think like I have a picture of like when I when I was because I'm like how old am I here?
52:58
SPEAKER_01: Like a year and a half, but it's about the picture is about my grandpa, so like I'm not the main figure in it, but I'm still in it, so then I'm kind of butchering myself.
53:07
SPEAKER_01: But I think if you have like a picture, I guess it's okay to have a picture with your girlfriend as a background, but like is that okay?
53:14
SPEAKER_03: I would say so.
53:14
SPEAKER_01: I'd say that's okay.
53:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, then I don't.
53:17
SPEAKER_02: As long as you're not the sole main feature, I think it's acceptable.
53:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you don't agree.
53:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't know.
53:25
SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah, I don't know.
53:28
SPEAKER_01: But I like the let's let's make it abundantly clear that having yourself, like just you, like uh that's that's that's not on, right?
53:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, agreed.
53:39
SPEAKER_01: That's very, very vain.
53:41
SPEAKER_03: Can we get people to send in their backgrounds?
53:44
SPEAKER_03: It's like what who's got the weirdest background?
53:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's a good one.
53:48
SPEAKER_01: I I think there's some fucked up ones out there.
53:52
SPEAKER_01: 100%.
53:54
SPEAKER_01: Agreed, right?
53:56
SPEAKER_03: Uh do I have one?
53:57
SPEAKER_03: I've got a couple, right?
53:59
SPEAKER_03: This is a bit a weird one.
54:00
SPEAKER_03: It's not a shit or hit, it's just someone told me I can't remember who, so sorry for you not getting the credit.
54:05
SPEAKER_03: Um, it's a Shag Mario Void, okay, with uh a backpack, a stick bag, and a hold all.
54:16
SPEAKER_03: What?
54:17
SPEAKER_03: What's the last one?
54:19
SPEAKER_03: A hold all, a hold all bag.
54:22
SPEAKER_03: A hold or a hold all, yeah.
54:25
SPEAKER_02: A hold all.
54:26
SPEAKER_03: What's a hold or it's not hold or it's not game.
54:32
SPEAKER_03: It's hold all hold all like one of the bags where you um I don't know how to describe it.
54:38
SPEAKER_02: You know, like obviously you have a backpack, do you know like a bigger satchel that's bigger that you carry around that carries all your kit in, like an overnight bag type thing.
54:46
SPEAKER_03: I think I think you use one for training you see what you use training.
54:50
SPEAKER_03: Right, so you've got a bigger bag, you know, like a backpack with the stick that goes in.
54:54
SPEAKER_03: You've got um a proper big stick bag or a hold all shag marry avoid.
55:00
SPEAKER_01: Um I think the stick bag um you would uh um avoid is the one.
55:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I would marry the hole on the uh uh uh what was the other one?
55:18
SPEAKER_01: Uh shag backpack.
55:22
SPEAKER_02: That's a bit weird.
55:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, uh exactly the same for me, Phil.
55:26
SPEAKER_02: No brainer.
55:27
SPEAKER_02: What do you mean it's a no-brainer?
55:28
SPEAKER_03: How is it a no-brainer?
55:32
SPEAKER_02: Let's just finish this here.
55:33
SPEAKER_02: Stick bags are for losers.
55:34
SPEAKER_03: When they're losers, a backpack for a for a game of hockey.
55:38
SPEAKER_03: You're saying that's that's that's not a loser move.
55:41
SPEAKER_02: No, backpack is absolutely fine.
55:44
SPEAKER_03: You are a loser because you do that all the time.
55:46
SPEAKER_01: I am kind of worried that I'm I agree with Brendan.
55:50
SPEAKER_01: I think I'm on the loser side.
55:51
SPEAKER_01: If Brendan wears a backpack, then I might also be on the loser side thinking about how I'm so against stick bags now that I'm avoiding them.
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SPEAKER_01: Like what you agree with us, yes, you agree with us.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, are you avoiding a stick bag?
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, ah, solid.
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SPEAKER_03: Where where have you been?
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SPEAKER_03: I think I zoned out.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm not sure.
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SPEAKER_01: Talking about Shaq Mary Kill, I had a great one for the coup like in the same area, but I'll I'll leave it for next week.
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SPEAKER_01: But it's a great teaser, it is it has to do with it.
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SPEAKER_03: It's also had gotta do with like a bit of is it like um a double glover, a goalie, and uh hockey fives, a ginger person, Shaq Mario.
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SPEAKER_01: You know, that's that's low, Philip.
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SPEAKER_01: That's low.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm not sure where we're ending here.
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SPEAKER_03: Uh yeah, we've lost ourselves.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm not sure that bit if if this seems like a weird ending, it's because you said something that we definitely can't put in.
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SPEAKER_03: So we'll end there.
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SPEAKER_03: It's it's been um a nice episode six.
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SPEAKER_03: Um We Are Let's Stick Together, brought to you by Y One.
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SPEAKER_03: This is you know, see you guys.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, is length like is it is it even is it even appreciated anymore, Brendan?
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SPEAKER_01: I'm asking you, are we even appreciated for our length anymore?
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SPEAKER_01: Or is it all about girth?