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Britney Book, RHOBH, Vanderpump with Sarah Colonna · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
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  Speaker 1: for it? This exclusive place that Dad has connections with.
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  Speaker 2: They have more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
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  Speaker 1: You have to put me in touch. What's it called?
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  Speaker 1: It's Dunaidial. Where? Dunaidial. There's an accent on the E.
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  Speaker 1: Do you mean... Yes, I got it on Dundale Cars.
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  Speaker 3: Lift?
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  Speaker 1: Please. Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage. No. Dundale Cars.
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  Speaker 1: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else. Heather MacDonald has got
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  Speaker 1: the Juicy Scoop. When you're on the road, when you're
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  Speaker 1: on the go, Juicy Scoop is the show to know.
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  Speaker 1: She talks Hollywood tales for real life.
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  Speaker 4: Mr.
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  Speaker 1: addicted fast to the number one tabloid real life podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo. Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have our curly haired,
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  Speaker 1: glowy skin delight, Sarah Colonna. We have so much to discuss.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks, girl. Thanks for having me. You're very bright.
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  Speaker 1: We are both wearing a short set. Shorts with a
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  Speaker 1: summer top.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yours matches a little bit better than mine.
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  Speaker 1: I like the idea that yours doesn't totally match. I
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  Speaker 1: feel that's like very fashion forward.
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  Speaker 4: Well.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, you know, bright colors and different things and patterns.
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  Speaker 4: It kind of matches, doesn't it? There's like the orange shorts.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And there's like a little, okay.
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  Speaker 1: I like a burgundy.
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  Speaker 4: I like it all.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's cute.
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  Speaker 4: The shorts are from Rent the Runway and I really
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  Speaker 4: want to buy them.
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  Speaker 1: So you should give them back?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: But I want to buy them because you can have
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  Speaker 5: the option to buy, but right now it says unavailable
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  Speaker 5: to buy, so I have to keep stalking the app
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  Speaker 5: because obviously someone has them rented after me.
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  Speaker 4: It's real tough out there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. If somebody gets these– we're going to
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  Speaker 1: take a full-length photo. And whoever– Who happens to get
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  Speaker 1: these orange shorts that you wore? I mean, this is
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  Speaker 1: up there with like the Kardashian closet. Yeah. Except you're
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  Speaker 1: piggybacking on the Runway. Someone could be like, I wore
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  Speaker 1: these shorts after Sarah wore them running around in the
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  Speaker 1: valley heat.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like five times and I haven't washed them yet.
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  Speaker 5: So I don't know if that's like an OnlyFans thing
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  Speaker 5: that I could probably get them up there for. It's
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  Speaker 5: the size 28 because they go for the size 28
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  Speaker 5: if you want the ones that I can't seem to buy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: This is.
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  Speaker 1: I will die if someone then has them. That is
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  Speaker 1: so funny.
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  Speaker 5: You look kind of like the Barbie movie, like the
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  Speaker 5: colors for the Barbie movie.
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  Speaker 1: I'm very into the Barbie. A lot of people are
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  Speaker 1: asking me to bring back the Barbies and do stuff
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  Speaker 1: with the Barbies.
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  Speaker 4: I might.
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  Speaker 1: I have a fresh idea over some of the topics
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  Speaker 1: that are coming up today that I might bring them
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  Speaker 1: back to an extent. In honor of the movie? A
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  Speaker 1: few people have started to do exactly what I did.
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  Speaker 1: And I am fine with that. It's a lot of work.
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  Speaker 1: They do a wonderful job reenacting scenes from Bravo shows
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  Speaker 1: with Barbies. But I am inspired to do something. So
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  Speaker 1: I might do it later on.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It's time consuming. And as you see, you know, Drake
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  Speaker 1: has to get to a golf game later on today.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know how much time I have. Otherwise,
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  Speaker 1: Brandon's going to have to start playing with the Barbies soon.
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  Speaker 1: So don't say that I'm... Not open to everything.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, Britney Spears, the book is coming. You can pre-order it.
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  Speaker 1: She posted this yesterday and it is coming out October 24th.
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  Speaker 4: That's exciting.
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  Speaker 1: It's very, well, there's more exciting stuff that's happening. So
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  Speaker 1: on Tuesday's show, Justin and I talked about what happened
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  Speaker 1: to Britney over the weekend when she approached the spurs
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  Speaker 1: player and got and and the you know and it
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  Speaker 1: was it was sad that it happened anyway we talked
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  Speaker 1: about it and we were like well we don't blame
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  Speaker 1: the security guard you're in vegas some woman comes running
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  Speaker 1: up to who you're supposed to protect i'm sure a
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  Speaker 1: lot of girls in orange shorts okay and blonde hair
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  Speaker 1: in vegas see that tall drink of water and are
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  Speaker 1: excited to say hello.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And she tapped him from behind. So he didn't know
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  Speaker 1: it was Brittany behind him. And so we just sort
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  Speaker 1: of were saying, I'm kind of glad that the security
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  Speaker 1: guard's not in trouble for it. Sad that it happened
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  Speaker 1: to Brittany, but whatever. So several people sent me her
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  Speaker 1: story yesterday. She says in this Video in the foyer
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  Speaker 1: of the Cheesecake Factory, a.k.a. her house. She says, I
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  Speaker 1: was listening to a radio show. Now, granted, there's probably
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  Speaker 1: 800 other shows that talked about this subject and made
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  Speaker 1: up my point of view. But I have been convinced
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  Speaker 1: that she is a juicy scooper.
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  Speaker 4: I could see that. I could definitely see that.
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  Speaker 1: You know, to say that I deserved it because people
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  Speaker 1: do this. I've been around the biggest stars and my
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  Speaker 1: security has never treated anybody like this before. And he
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  Speaker 1: pushed me away and then my hand hit me and
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  Speaker 1: I fell to the ground and they did not approach
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  Speaker 1: my table, which they also took over for Pauly Shore.
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  Speaker 1: Pauly Shore was sitting there. He went to the bathroom
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  Speaker 1: and then they sat him at that table. So she goes,
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  Speaker 1: but she said, 30 minutes later, did I get my apology?
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  Speaker 1: But I want my apology from me, I believe. So Brittany,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, I'm going to buy your book and
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  Speaker 1: I'd love to have your juicy scoop.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, come on the show and promote your book.
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  Speaker 1: And I would love to talk about all the AI
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  Speaker 1: green screen theories and everything I've talked about from her
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  Speaker 1: wedding to everything else. I absolutely will be pre-ordering your
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  Speaker 1: book and reading it like the minute it comes available
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  Speaker 1: on that Tuesday at midnight or whatever it is, Tuesday morning.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't saying you deserved it. I was just, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just happy that the security guard who I don't had
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  Speaker 1: any ill will to George.
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  Speaker 4: No, it was a reaction.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just glad he's not being sued. I'm glad he's
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  Speaker 1: not going to prison. Right. It was more about that.
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  Speaker 1: Not that I'm happy that she got smacked.
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  Speaker 4: Right. And I, I had the video I was trying
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  Speaker 4: to decipher.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. I was kind of trying to see where she
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  Speaker 5: got hit. I didn't see her fall to the ground
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  Speaker 5: in it, but I know there's like different angles, but Obviously,
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  Speaker 5: nobody wanted to smack Britney Spears in the face.
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  Speaker 4: Right. Because everyone's going to find out about it. That's
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  Speaker 4: for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: And nobody just wants to do that in general. But, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: he was just reacting in his moment. So it seems
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  Speaker 5: like it was just a shitty circumstances that happened.
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  Speaker 1: Now, you being married to Super Bowl winner John Ryan.
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  Speaker 4: Slash Prince Harry.
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  Speaker 1: Also Prince Harry lookalike. So you've had some negative women
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  Speaker 1: come up to you. Some people that made their home
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  Speaker 1: Ventura Boulevard have approached you.
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  Speaker 5: Just out of nowhere said, fuck you, Prince Harry, right
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  Speaker 5: to my husband's face. And there was no smacking.
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  Speaker 4: I'll say that.
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  Speaker 1: No, he just said, thank you. But have you ever
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  Speaker 1: been with a team or something where you're walking through
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  Speaker 1: a place and you have security guards and there's just
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  Speaker 1: hoes be a swatting.
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  Speaker 4: Just swatting hoes.
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  Speaker 1: Swatting hoes.
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  Speaker 4: Swatting hoes.
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  Speaker 5: I have not been through Hosby Eswatten because I I
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  Speaker 5: think what we've always I've always was meeting him in
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  Speaker 5: the family area after games. And then they have like
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  Speaker 5: when they're leaving the stadium, it was a little bit different.
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  Speaker 5: So they go through to their locker room and then
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  Speaker 5: directly into their own. parking garage so there was only
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  Speaker 5: family and friends I had to swat a couple friend
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  Speaker 5: hoes I guess away you know people like friends of
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  Speaker 5: other teammates that maybe wanted to come over no I
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  Speaker 5: didn't yeah but there was yeah it was mostly it
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  Speaker 5: was only friends that we had like a friends and
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  Speaker 5: family area that we went right after.
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  Speaker 1: The game and the expression for what you are is
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  Speaker 1: a wag yeah wives and girlfriends.
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  Speaker 4: Of it's just wives and girlfriends just wives and.
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  Speaker 1: And there was those shows, the WAGs, whatever.
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  Speaker 5: Remember the one, there was one on WAGs and it
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  Speaker 5: was football. I think it was Football Wives. It wasn't
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  Speaker 5: called football, but it was called WAGs. And so it
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  Speaker 5: was like, some were basketball wives, some were football, they
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  Speaker 5: were all on there. And I just remember they were
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  Speaker 5: always on private jets. And I was like boarding my
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  Speaker 5: Southwest flight to Seattle. And I just, I was like, what?
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  Speaker 4: To see John? Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Or my Delta, which is a nice airline, but it's
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  Speaker 5: not a PJ, you know? It's not a private jet.
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  Speaker 5: So I couldn't figure out, it's obviously some of them
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  Speaker 5: were like quarterback money, right? Hunter money is a little
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  Speaker 5: different than quarterback money, to be fair.
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  Speaker 1: I still think what we should have done back then
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  Speaker 1: is we should have done a sketch of just how
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  Speaker 1: you just did not fit in this WAGS group.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And they're all, they're shopping, they're talking, and then you're
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  Speaker 1: pulling your suitcase to go do the chuckle hunt.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: In Idaho. And they're like, why does that one have
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  Speaker 1: to work? Who is that? She's a wag too. Well,
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  Speaker 1: she's not one of us.
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  Speaker 4: No. They were nice to me. I'm sure they were nice. No,
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  Speaker 4: they really were. But it was funny.
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  Speaker 5: In fact, Russell Wilson's wife, Ciara, she was actually always
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  Speaker 5: in like, when I saw her at a game once,
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  Speaker 5: we were all on a bus together and she was
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  Speaker 5: in just a jersey and And jeans.
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  Speaker 1: But don't you think that's because she has her own
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  Speaker 1: thing going too, maybe? Listen, everybody's different. I'm sure they're
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  Speaker 1: all lovely. I follow some on TikTok. I think their
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  Speaker 1: families are cute.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: They're fabulous. A lot of them just dressed a lot
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  Speaker 5: better than I.
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  Speaker 4: Did at games.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know that they... I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: anybody else is saying, I've got the... the Runway shorts
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  Speaker 1: from Sierra.
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  Speaker 4: That's right. I have that. They don't have that.
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  Speaker 1: No, they don't. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: So, wait.
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  Speaker 1: I do want to say something just because we're on
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  Speaker 1: the topic. I'm just going to jump to something really
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  Speaker 1: quick because this is so amazing. And I want to
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  Speaker 1: not show this. Someone just sent this to me. It's
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  Speaker 1: from the Chris and Rosie Ramsey show. It's a BBC, like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, panel funny type of show. So this clip
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  Speaker 1: came out and I'm like, I just got sent it
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  Speaker 1: from a juicy scooper. I'm like, I am saving this
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  Speaker 1: for Sarah. And they were talking about wags and that
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  Speaker 1: wives and girlfriends are called of whatever professional players. And
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  Speaker 1: they said, and they asked this girl and they go,
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  Speaker 1: but wait, what is the name again that they call
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  Speaker 1: girlfriends of comedians? And she said, chuckle fuckers.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, is that her?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, she didn't. I don't know who she is.
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  Speaker 1: She was just on the show. And the topic was this.
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  Speaker 1: And I just got sent an isolated clip, so I
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  Speaker 1: don't know the whole show. But it made me laugh.
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  Speaker 1: Chuckle fuckers.
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  Speaker 4: First of all, I want to open a comedy club
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  Speaker 4: called Chuckle Fuckers.
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  Speaker 1: Me too. But I was going to say that John
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  Speaker 1: and Peter can be called a chuckle fucker. that's right.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a wagon. He's a chuckle fucker.
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  Speaker 1: And then I just saw a clip of Tom Segura
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  Speaker 1: special that came in my feed and he's, you know,
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  Speaker 1: a fabulous comedian and he's talking about how he moved
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  Speaker 1: to this fancier neighborhood, which by the way, he lived
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  Speaker 1: around the corner from me. That's not the neighborhood he's
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  Speaker 1: talking about. He moved to Pacific Palisades. It's not a secret. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Moved to Pacific Palisades. And he's like, um, I'm walking
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  Speaker 1: around the neighborhood and there's this former Senator, um, whatever
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  Speaker 1: secretary something he doesn't say the name like government official
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  Speaker 1: and he's walking the dog and the guy goes hey
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  Speaker 1: are you the comedian he's like yeah the guy goes
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  Speaker 1: um where do you think that expression uh motherfucker came
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  Speaker 1: from and he's like i don't know no now this
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  Speaker 1: is a comedian telling the story doesn't mean it's a
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  Speaker 1: hundred percent true you know but i i thought it
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  Speaker 1: was a very funny bit and then he goes i
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  Speaker 1: don't know he goes and then the guy goes um
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  Speaker 1: do you think that is because someone really did like
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  Speaker 1: fuck their mother? And he's just like walking. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my God, like I was just in Newport and
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  Speaker 1: I had so many like 50 year old plus men
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  Speaker 1: try to tell me jokes that just, and it reminded
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  Speaker 1: me of when I'd go out with my sister in
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  Speaker 1: our twenties and she was a criminal defense attorney and
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: I was a comedian and I had to constantly deal
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  Speaker 1: with guys being like, you think you're funny? Have you
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  Speaker 1: heard this joke?
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  Speaker 4: I think I'm funny.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. And I was always still so polite, still today,
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  Speaker 1: very polite, having to hear like, you know, very inappropriate,
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  Speaker 1: unfunny jokes from these 50-year-old men. But I'm still like,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm not going to say anything mean to their
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  Speaker 1: face because I'm going to be at the Irvine Improv
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  Speaker 1: August 4th and 5th. So I was like, I hope
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  Speaker 1: you come. You're so funny. Yeah. Come to my show.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe I'll do your joke in my show. Yes, exactly.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: Just buy four tickets and a VIP table and a
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  Speaker 1: meet and greet.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I will be like... That's a funny motherfucker. So
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  Speaker 1: then the guy goes on to tell Tom Segura, what
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  Speaker 1: about daughter fuckers? Why doesn't that, that's not, nobody says that.
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  Speaker 1: And he's like, uh, no, I don't think that's really working.
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  Speaker 1: And it just was like, I just thought that was
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  Speaker 1: so funny. And then to see this, chuckle fuckers, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to be using that. I'm going to call Liz,
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  Speaker 1: Chris's wife, that to her face.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to call anyone I know that does anything
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  Speaker 5: with any comedian now, a chuckle fucker.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Who's ever, whoever your partner is.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You're a chuckle fucker.
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  Speaker 4: That is really funny. I can't believe I never heard.
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  Speaker 1: Hope you're proud of yourself. Hope you're proud of yourself,
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  Speaker 1: John Ryan. Hope you're proud of yourself.
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  Speaker 4: He always wanted to be a chuckle fucker.
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  Speaker 1: Um, very, very funny.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Getting back to our girl, Brittany, as you know, uh, I,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you know or not. I think
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  Speaker 1: we've talked about how there are these conspiracies. Is this her?
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  Speaker 1: Is it AI generated?
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  Speaker 4: What is happening? Things disappear in the videos behind her sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: So this one, I felt like this is her because
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  Speaker 1: we see the bottom of her teeth. Because that's the
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  Speaker 1: other thing I saw. The bottom of her teeth move
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  Speaker 1: if they're doing an AI generated face. Oh, really? Yeah. And...
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  Speaker 1: Here you can't really see it. But here you can
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  Speaker 1: see the bottom of her teeth. So I do think
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  Speaker 1: that was her. And I'm almost thinking she shot this
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  Speaker 1: angle for us to see that it's her.
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  Speaker 4: So why do the bottom teeth disappear?
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  Speaker 1: Allegedly, when people do the AI, like deep fake something,
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  Speaker 1: when they're talking, somehow it's like they can't. It's one
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  Speaker 1: of the things they'll probably fix tomorrow. But right now
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  Speaker 1: you can't see. like the bottom of, you can't see
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  Speaker 1: the bottom teeth as they're talking. Oh, that's interesting. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so I thought that was kind of interesting. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: like when you did that. But then this girl in
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  Speaker 1: my Juicy Scoop Obsessed group, her name's Michelle, she said, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I know I'm onto something. She starts freeze-framing her dancing.
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  Speaker 1: And she's like, why is she all pixelated when I
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  Speaker 1: freeze-frame it, but in the back, nothing else is blurry?
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Oh. So you see her dancing, and you see the
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  Speaker 1: living room with the drapes and the furniture, and then
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  Speaker 1: on the terracotta tile floor, whatever you call it, and
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  Speaker 1: she's mid-turn, it's all pixelated.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, which is weird. Why would that be? Well, now
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to be all in conspiracy.
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  Speaker 1: And then this other Britney Spears person who does– her
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  Speaker 1: name's Ashley. She's like a– you know, what do you
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  Speaker 1: call it? A impersonator. Oh, right. She just released on
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: her page. She's got like 50,000 followers. I just DM'd her,
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: but I haven't heard back because someone sent it to me.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Allegedly a DM from some director who says, I want
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: you to, we're doing an AI thing with Brittany and Will.i.am
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: and I want you to be part of it. And
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: they're going back and forth and she's like, I'm, I'm
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: totally down. I just need to make sure Brittany is
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: down with it, knows that I'm doing this. Now this
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: could all be BS.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: But, but in the end, Brittany, I'm sorry for what
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: I said about you on juicy scoop. Come on my show.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: I'm going to read your book. Um, I don't know.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know. And if you come on juicy scoop,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: you know, there's no way for us to deep fake it.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: We barely can upload the YouTube. Right. So don't worry.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: We are not going to deep fake you.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: It'll just be you.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: So kind of crazy. Um, Okay, so now I want
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: to update and get your opinion about the Jonah Hill controversy.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: So this past week, and I talked about it on Tuesday,
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: we went through that his former girlfriend, who was a
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: professional surfer, Sarah Brady, shared these text messages between them
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: where he was, in a nutshell, very controlling. But some
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: people would say controlling. Some people would say, hey, this
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: is my boundaries. I'm not comfortable with you surfing with males, right?
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: posting bikini shots, posting your ass, modeling.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: After he hit on her because of all of those things, right?
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, he did. He reached out to her.
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: She had said, she had posted in one, and if
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: I got this a little wrong, sorry, but I was
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: going through it all. She had posted in one that
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: he had commented, like, I want to see you, I
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: want to see more of you, something like that, before
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: they started dating on one of the same videos that
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: he later wanted her to take down.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Got it. Yes. So I shared my opinion. When I
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: read it, I was like, this is just a guy
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: who suffers with insecurities. And it doesn't matter that he's
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: fit and very popular and successful and tattooed and can surf.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: He is a guy that's choosing to, in my opinion,
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: take his insecurities out on this girl in the guise
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: of using all his therapy language of boundaries.
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Now, in the defense of Jonah Hill and the fans
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: of Jonah Hill, they're saying, Well, isn't that, I know
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: girls that do that too, where they say, hey, my
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: boundary is that you don't remain best friends with your ex-girlfriend. Right.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Or whatever. Or I don't want you hanging out at
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: a strip club.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: I feel this is very different.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: It's very different. It's like, because I think the first
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: one that said.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: It's her career too.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: It was like, if you want boundary-less relationships with men,
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: I can't do that.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: Which I think, okay, well, that's fair enough. But then
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: you keep reading. He's like.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: Bikini shots, surfing with other men, hanging out with girls
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: from your past unless it's to have a coffee.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Like, I have to approve you hanging out with this
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: former friend because if they, in my opinion, party too hard,
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: dress too sexy, don't like me maybe, like to drink,
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: it can be a coffee. And I need to know when,
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: in my opinion, maybe I need to know where the
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: coffee is being had. Is it at Alfred's? Right. And
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: is it from 11 to 12, 45? That place is
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: so annoying.
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: Have you, did you see the one to where she
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: said that their therapist actually told her if a man
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: approaches her in the water while she's surfing to surf
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: away and say, I need to go talk to my boyfriend. No,
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: that's amazing. I, that was very strange to me that
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: a therapist, because there's not.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: And also this therapist, I am guessing is a therapist
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: possibly that was featured in his Netflix doc about it.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: how great this therapist is. And I always think that's
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: also interesting with a marriage counselor. And I've said this before.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: I'm like, they're just people trying to make a buck. Right.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: They're not doing brain surgery.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: They're therapists.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Yes. They have to do that. Follow some lines of something, whatnot.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: But I would not be surprised if there's more people
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: not saying he did it that have gone to a,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: like an actor. Like I go to you and I'm like,
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Peter's never met you, Sarah. He's fucking driving me crazy.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: But he says, I'm the crazy one. And he wants
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: to go to therapy. And he goes, you find the therapist.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Why couldn't we just go to an office and set
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: it up? And I'm like, this is this therapist. She
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: comes really highly recommended. Her name's Jenny Jones. Right. And
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: then you, in the end, say, Peter, you know, Heather's right. Yeah.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Heather's right. This is what you need to work on. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: And then we, and then after a month, I go,
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: you know what, honey? Everything's working out so great. I
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: don't even need to see Jenny Jones anymore. And he
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: never knows that you, why don't, I think more people
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: with a couple bucks and some friends that can act
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: should probably try doing this and solve it. Because I
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: remember when, once we talked about therapy, my girlfriend goes,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: just get ready because you think you're going to be
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: the one who's right and you might not. And I'm like,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: you never know. But I also think it's really weird
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: when therapists are like, take a side, take a side,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: take a side. And then are like too much in
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: your relationship. But I also think if you're going to
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: a therapist, sorry, people before you're ever engaged, you know what?
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Get on that surfboard and paddle away. Yeah. Like it's not,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: it's not worth your time.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: Cause I don't think, I mean, I obviously am not
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: a licensed therapist.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: I should, except when I hire you, but when you
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: hire me, I'll have to put you in like a
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: wig and like a fake nose.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: You'll never know. I can do it for like a
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: fun accent. Um, I'd be like, hello, Peter. It's nice
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: to meet you. He'll never know it's me.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: I would think that it's a weird. Obviously, we're only
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: hearing her side.
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: Fair.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: But I think it's a weird thing for a therapist
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: to say the only way to settle this man's insecurity
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: is for you to literally paddle away from just a
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: person in the ocean who might be like, hey.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: I've seen your surfing videos. You're really talented. And that's it.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: And also, the surfer is not a dolphin that could
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: actually possibly violate you in the water. I mean, you're
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: both in wetsuits. How much action are you supposed to
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: get if you see someone of the opposite sex surfing
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: next to you? And I said this the other day, too. Like,
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: what a paranoid thing that now, like, you're in your
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: place of work, essentially, and you're like, oh, shit. here's
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: my friend, Joey. We've never had anything happen, but Oh
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: my God. If, if Jonah finds out that I talked
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: to Joey as we were waiting for a wave, right? Like,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: how are you supposed to then like, you know, work
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: on your sport?
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: And, and he also told her not to model and
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: she's like, but that's what I do. So I think it,
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: that was the main, I know people have their opinions
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: about what their opinions were.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: They're like, well, I think that was healthy and why
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: not set it up? And, I mean, I've said to people, too.
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: Could she say stop acting because you get too much
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: attention to him?
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: Right. Can she say that? That's my boundary.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: I mean, obviously, he just doesn't have to do it.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: But is that also?
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Listen, I think you have a right to say all
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: those things. But then your ex also has a right
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: to share it. And half the people can think, I
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: like the way that Jonah laid it out. And the
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: other half can think the way you and I think. Yeah.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: That's fine. But you're a public figure. You put this
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: in writing. Your ex chose to share it. If that's
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: shitty of her, if you think that's shitty of her, fine,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: but this is the world of information. We're going to
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: know about everything that you do and say, pretty much.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: I think the only thing that did, I felt, was
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: a little bit unfair because obviously Jonah Hill's girlfriend has
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: nothing to, current girlfriend has nothing to do with this
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: and she just had a baby. So for her to
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: put it out there at this time.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: That was a little, but then she said, because I
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: heard this voicemail that- Glorified Gossip Girl, I think, posted
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: an Instagram account that's following this pretty closely. It was,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: she said on something, I did this after the baby
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: was born because I wanted to share it earlier because
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I want her to know and I want other women
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: to know that this is possible, that it could happen
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: to them. But I purposely waited so that the stakes were,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: in her opinion, lower.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: So that when she had a newborn baby and things
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: aren't stressful at fuck at all. she has to deal
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: with this.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Good point. That's the only thing as far as. Is
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: she a little bitter? Or looking back, now she's been
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: her own therapy, she's like, fuck that motherfucker. He took
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: a year of my life, gave me anxiety I didn't need,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: set me back somehow, and I want the world to
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: know whatever her reasons are. It's her reasons. I think
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: it's an interesting conversation to be had. Then she also
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: released these other exchanges in which she came off pretty good.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: And then the glorified gospel girl who was reading it
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: was like, I don't know why she's doing these, but
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: maybe she's trying to be fair. Yeah. Because like these
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: other ones were like back and forth and it wasn't terrible.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: And it was that it was more that he was
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: still seeking her out. But then he was like, hey,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: by the way, I just want you to know, maybe
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: we shouldn't get together because I'm seeing somebody else. And
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: she was like, okay. And then a magazine posted him
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: kissing in the ocean, possibly surfing, with the new girl.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: But the magazine... Why didn't that girl paddle away? Well,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: the magazine wrote Sarah Brady, though, in it. Because they
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: didn't realize that he was no longer with Sarah Brady.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: And then she sent that to him and she said, okay...
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: It's not me. Can you let them know it's not me? Like,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: this is hurtful. It's not even me. And you're seeing
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: somebody else. And you were literally texting me. And then
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: you go, okay, fine. We had phone sex like two
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: weeks ago. Okay, fine. You know, I thought we could
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: be friends. I thought we were being forthright. He writes
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: so much. Like, he's one of those that's just going
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: on and on. I thought we were friends. I thought
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: we could be friends. And it goes on and on
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: and on.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: I didn't see those, yeah.
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• 26:30
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• 26:33
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• 26:37
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• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 26:46
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• 26:46
  Speaker 1: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 26:49
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• 26:51
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• 26:56
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• 27:09
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• 27:14
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• 27:16
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• 27:18
  Speaker 3: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, this girl, Zoey 101 star Alexa Nichols, she accused
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Jonah Hill of forcibly kissing her when she was 16.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: And she said, I went to a party. This is
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: from Entertainment News or whatever.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: What is this?
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Entertainment Weekly. She went to a party in which Justin
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Long and Jonah Hill were co-hosting it. And she said
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: he offered her a cig and then he like forced
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: his tongue to her throat and she was 16. Justin
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Long is like, I don't remember this. I'm denying it.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: His people are denying it. And they are also... And
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Jonah Hill's people are also saying she has made other
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: accusations on Twitter and whatnot. This actress, Alexa Nichols, which
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: has not been proven to be true. But also in it,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of other people saying that he's been
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: a dick, that he's been like overly creepy and flirty.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: And I do know my friends. I do have a
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: friend whose daughter... made out with him.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 28:31
  Speaker 7: How old?
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: College.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Early college. She was at one of the major universities.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: In Southern California.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: And how old was he? So she is 26 now.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: So it was like maybe three years ago. Three or
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: four years ago. Maybe she was 21.
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: It's not crazy.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: But I was like, look, the only reason she's kissing
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: him is because he's Jonah Hill.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: She has like tons of frat cute things to choose from.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: And she went to a party, and she was excited
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: to tell some friends, I made out with Jonah Hill.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: So it goes both ways.
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: It does go both ways. So now, isn't he even,
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: and like, obviously, that's true. That's fucking terrible. But back
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: to the Sarah Brady thing, like, okay, well, how is
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: she supposed to trust him if this is how he behaves?
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Like, she didn't ask him
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: to stop being him.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Also, who knew who Sarah Brady the surfer was? Before Sunday.
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: No, I didn't even know they dated, but I did
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: see some photos of them dressing alike, which seemed annoying.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought that, and it was not flattering on her,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: that blue suit.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: So....
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Let's see what happens. He's probably just being told just
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: to ignore it and to unsubscribe to Juicy Scoop.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: Right along with Britney Spears. No, Britney will never unsubscribe.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: No, Britney. No. Miranda Sings, a little update on her,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: all her live shows have been canceled now.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: I've been keeping everyone up to date on Miranda Sings.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: You know the scoop on her.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: I don't.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, so she was this YouTuber.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: I do, yes.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: With the red lips.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: And there are all these awful stories coming out about
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: her that she talked to her young fans, that she
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: groomed them, that she, one said, I want to come
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: to see your show. And she said, but they were
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: kind of struggling. And so she's like, I'll get you
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: a hotel room. Remember when I did that? That part
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: I just added because I just remembered it. Wait, we
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: have to tell you guys because it literally just popped
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: into my head. Okay, so when we're on Chelsea Lately, like,
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: ways of, like, DMing and tweeting people is still relatively new.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: And none of us could believe that we had any fans.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: No.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: There was a woman named Heather Lately that loved us all.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Her name happened to be Heather, no relation to me,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: no relation to Chelsea. But she called herself Heather Lately
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: and she was a fan of all of ours. And she, like,
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: We had like we played like the soup or something
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: baseball one night. We did like a baseball like like
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: we did like a baseball game against another show or something.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: And like she showed up and everybody's like, all right,
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: you guys, who's inviting Heather lately? And we're like, none
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: of us are. We're like, how the fuck did you
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: know what the baseball game? So anyway. Sarah is extremely
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: nice and generous. Why don't you tell the story of
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: what happened? Because then we did make it a storyline
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: in After Lately, which was a Curb Your Enthusiasm semi-scripted show, which,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: by the way, apparently you can watch on Apple or something. Oh.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: People are watching it.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: Where's our residuals?
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, there's no residuals. We'll get into the writer's strike
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: in a minute. Okay, go on.
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: This girl named Brittany, who still follows me, probably listens
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: to this, lovely girl, she was like, I think she
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: was 18 at the time.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: But she was coming. She was driving far.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: I think to Nashville or somewhere like that.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: But it was like a. To see you do stand up?
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: To see me do stand up.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: And she messaged me and she was like, what hotel
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: are you staying in? Because we want to stay somewhere safe.
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: But obviously we were staying in like. A nice hotel
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: because the show was paying.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: For it or whatever.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: I think it was Comedians of Chelsea lately where like
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: four of us would go do a show.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and we'd get like a nice hotel.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: Well, so she, I couldn't afford that. And then so
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: she was going to stay in some god awful roadside motel.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: And I was like, I booked you a room at
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: like whatever, a Marriott by the venue.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: You and your friend can stay there.
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: It's not the same hotel I'm staying in, whatever. And
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: she was like, oh my God, that's so kind of you.
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: And I was like, whatever. I couldn't imagine this like
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: 18 year old girl sleeping in a Motel 6, like,
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: I don't, I felt responsible because she was driving a
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: long way.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: Well, but I do kind of remember.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: We're hearing about it. I remember, like, in real life,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: not in the After Late Show, in real life, we're
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: hearing about it. And then I'm like, I was like, okay,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: I know, like, Sarah's, like, nicer than I am.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: Not a parent.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: And also, like, nicer than me and, like, more generous
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: than I am, but, like, What the hell? And then
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: we're like, and so then we started to kind of
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: like come up with these scenarios, which then Brad's writing
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: them down for the scripted show of like, what if
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: this is someone accuses you of being a groomer, which
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: is what we, it didn't happen in real life.
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: No, but her mom called.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: I had to talk to her mom.
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: So her, she's like, my mom wants to talk to
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: you because she thinks that like, you're a creepy man
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: who got me a hotel room and are faking to
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: be So when.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: You talked to her on the phone, did she think
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: you had a man voice?
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: She still wasn't sure. I was like, I swear to God,
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: I'm a woman. You can listen to Chelsea Lay. It
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: was the same voice. Her mom ended up being very kind,
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: and she was like, okay, I can't believe you did this.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: It's very sweet. And then the end, which we also
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: put in the show.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Also, good mom. Oh, yeah. Every mom should do that.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: Every mom should do it.
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: And every comedian should not do what I did. Like,
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: just lesson fucking learned.
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: Like, don't be nice.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Unless you're a chuckle fucker and you're trying to meet
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: a comedian who wants to buy you a room, just
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: know what you're getting yourself into.
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: I remember at the time thinking, like, you know what?
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: I'm doing well for myself right now. This girl's driving.
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: Her and her friend were coming all the way to
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: see us. Least they could do was just give them, like,
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: It wasn't like I put them up at the Ritz
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: and I was standing there in a robe when they arrived.
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? It was completely separate.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Anyway, it.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: Worked out. Her mom talked to me. And then her mom,
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: we were laughing. She was like, okay, you're just like
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: a nice person. We're good to go. It's fine.
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: And then Brittany tried to bring me a cookie cake backstage.
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: And remember we put this in.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: In the episode, she, to thank me, she brought me
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: a cookie cake and I never fucking got it because
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: security basically did what her mom did and thought that
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: we were getting some kind of arsenic cookie cake.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: And tossed it. And after all I went through, I
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: never got that cookie cake. And I was so mad.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Um, fortunately I never have anybody toss any gifts and
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: I do get homemade food and I a hundred percent
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: eat it every time.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, 100%.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: I'm not really worried about it.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: No. I'm like, I just, whatever. If this is the end,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: let it be from a crazed fan that wanted to
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: feed me. With a nice full belly.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. So anyway, her shows did get canceled.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: To clarify, I am not a groomer, but she seems.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of stories. There's a lot of stories.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: I've gone over them, but the latest is.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: What exactly? Your brother already talked about it.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: She would have fans, and she would talk to them.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: She did a lot of sexual stuff. An ongoing theme
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: of her comedy, which was absolutely geared towards kids, whether
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: she wants to say it or not. She has to
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: know when she looks out. when 90% of the audience
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: are 12-year-olds. Well, yeah. Like, you know, because she plays
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: like this character, like that. Hello, I like your thing.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: You know, and went like a little off, and then
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: she would like sing badly. So every performance is just
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: her singing badly.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: And I remember.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: But to a 12-year-old, that's funny, I guess.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: But in it, she would do this thing where, A,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: a storyline that she'd constantly bring up is that she's
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: clearly being molested by her uncle.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: But like, but it would be, in the comedic sense
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: of like, I'm such a dumb girl and I have
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: no self-awareness, I don't realize that I shouldn't be going
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: and having my uncle let me get on his back and,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: you know, on all fours and go around the room. Now,
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: other people were saying, as a woman in your late
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: 20s and 30s when you started to do this, you
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: shouldn't put this out there because the kids aren't getting
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: the joke, but they might unfortunately feel that this is
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: a normal behavior and therefore be groomed by a predator
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: in their life. So to, you know, like... Like, careful
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: what your audience, know who your audience is. Like, if
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: this is the joke, it should be extremely adult, are
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: rated like clearly whatever. But in her defense, she's like,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: I'm not a groomer. I'm just a loser. So then
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: she wrote this ukulele song that everybody, including my kids
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: and my niece, are like, don't you know that's the
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: worst apology? It has been named the worst apology, public
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: apology that has ever been made.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: She said, I'm not a groomer.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: She wrote a ukulele. She's like, so I'll do some
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: things that's happening right now. My people told me not
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: to respond, but I'm going to. So I'm going to
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: write a song about it. And then she like put
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: it on Apple Music and everything. And it's like the
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: worst apology. And it was just like.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: That I can't wait to listen to.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not a groomer. I'm just a loser. Because basically
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: like I shouldn't have been talking to my fans. I'm
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: such a loser. I have no other real friends. So
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: I talked to my fans. And some of those fans
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: were a young boy where she was like, what sexual
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: positions do you like? Are you a virgin? And sent
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: him a bra and underwear. And another one was a
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: gay boy who she, like, trauma dumped on about her divorce.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: She sent a young boy photos of her in her underwear?
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: No, sent underwear and bras and sent photos of Trisha
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Paytas' naked body to her fans.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: So Trisha's dumped her.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: They're no longer friends.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: And, you think, I remember when she first came out, like,
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: or got big, don't you remember that it would be,
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: it was that time when YouTube started taking over comedy clubs,
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: but it would be afternoon shows, because it was all kids.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, I didn't know they were doing that.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, unless I'm mixing her.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: So then she'd bring kids up on stage, and she'd
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: have a 10-year-old boy there, and she'd be like, you
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: need to get a cheese ball out of my pants.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: And then they'd show the boy going in her trousers
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: and looking for a cheese ball.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: Are the parents the ones taking it? The parents bought them.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: So the parents aren't doing anything. They're not calling to
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: make sure that Sarah Colon is an actual female. They're there.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: Woo! Get the cheese ball out of her pants.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: And so then someone brought up the fact, and I
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: talked about it. They go, remember when Madonna had her
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: tour and her main dancer was a 13-year-old boy dressed
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: up like Michael Jackson with a hat? Do you remember that? Oh, yeah.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: And it was like, don't you? And she was in
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: the videos and everything. And so I watched it. And
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: at the end, she would dip him. And he would
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: shake his leg like he's having an orgasm. And then
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: he'd come up and they would kiss. And he went
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: on a world tour with her doing that at 13
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: years old.
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: And where is he now?
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Apparently, probably we're going to see a documentary in about
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: one month. Like another documentary where we see the person
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: going like this. Sitting in their chair. What is every?
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: doc have to start i've done it do what docs
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: and they're like we're gonna get you walking in the
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: chair i'm like come on.
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah we're okay we're gonna do this yeah everyone already
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: knows i'm gonna be in a chair we don't have
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: to i just saw.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: A preview for super like the super malls with like
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: you know cindy crawford and everything and um It got
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: sent to me by Juicy Scooper, who sends me lots
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: of good topics. And I said, I'm sorry, I'm just
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: kind of old and I'm overseeing Netflix documentaries about pop
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: culture that I've already lived through. Like if I have
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: to see another documentary that's like, so there were these
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: things called malls where you could actually go and touch
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: the product with your hand because they're like, Thinking that
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: a Gen Z is going to watch this Netflix doc
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: and not understand what a mall was or how to
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: use a rotary phone. Right. I'm like, I don't need
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: to see a doc on that.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: No.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: I don't need to see a doc on that.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: There's a show coming out about that too.
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: Like things that were discontinued or something that I saw.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: And it's like all that stuff.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: I don't need to see the doc. I don't need
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: to see the Beanie Baby doc.
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: We live through it.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: I don't need to see it.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: No.
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: I guess they think that maybe younger kids will understand
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: us better if they understand that we used to go
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: to malls.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Wait till the Chelsea Lately doc comes out. I'll be,
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: I'll be right there. I'm like, yeah, I'll be there
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: in an hour. And then everyone, and then, yeah, you'll
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: sit right. I'm going to talk about this. Woo. The
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: year was 2007. And yeah, we did really awful, inappropriate
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: things and we should have been canceled as well. Yeah.
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: Sarah Colonna was almost a groomer without even knowing it
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: when she was really just trying to be nice.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, anyway, well, good luck to her. Um, Follow up
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: on Kyle Richards. So Kyle Richards, they made an announcement.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: People said they're separated. She and Mauricio said, no, we're not.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: For months, she was spending all this time with this
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: girl named Morgan Wade who had, I don't know if
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: she's an out lesbian, but she's had a serious girlfriend
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: in the past. She's tattooed from the next down. And
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: they have started, they've done Amazon Lives together called Country Chic.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: So they're like kind of in business together, but they
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: also have matching tattoos. And so a lot of people
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: were like, is there some lickety splits happening here?
• 41:46
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Because she likes to do the splits and lickety splits.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Lickety splits.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: So I don't know if there's... I saw this on the.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Jesus Goop page that people... Yes. So, you know, she says.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: They're just friends.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Like, respect my privacy, but she goes out to Craig.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: She goes out hanging out with her, like all this stuff. Meanwhile,
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: according to TMZ exclusive, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cameras,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: ladies back into action shooting pickup scenes after Kyle and
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Mauricio split, which is what they did in the Scandaval thing.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: They had already ended the season. Everyone was picking out
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: their outfits for the reunion. The scandal broke about Tom
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: being with Raquel, Ariana finding out, and they brought the
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: cameras back within 24 hours.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: And so.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I think it's a smart thing. I want to see this.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying this is going to be as big,
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: and I don't want it to be. I've said it before.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: I want them to stay married. Yeah. Like, until they're 95.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: And it could just be that this girl is just her,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's her friend. Well, she just dropped it. Conveniently,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: her song just dropped, or her album just dropped yesterday,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Morgan Wade, which nobody in the Juicy Scoop world had
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: heard of before.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: So, and she talks like this. She talks like a
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Dolly Parton kind of type. And it's absolutely kind of
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: shocking because you see her face and she's got all
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: the tattoos. And she's like, hi, Kyle. What are we
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: selling on Country Chic Amazon Live today? It's just like
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: a very strange voice. But apparently people like her music. Again,
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: go be successful.
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: Maybe they are just like business-wise. They're like, we're such
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: an odd match. This is going to blow up. This
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: is going to be this and that. And there's no,
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: as you say.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Lickety splits going on. And if there is, good for them.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Who cares? Yeah.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: Who cares? Except you want them to stay married, you said.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: But I mean, it's all, it's like what came first,
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: the chicken or the egg when it comes to Bravo PR?
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah. You know?
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: So it could be.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: It's like, also let's make the lemonade out of the lemons.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Let's, this is happening. Let's savor every moment. Because one
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: of the things that happened in the Vanderpump world when
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: a bunch of them got canceled in the summer of
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: 2020- when all this social justice stuff was happening, I'm
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: not even getting into it, but a couple of them
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: got in trouble for what they've said and done on things.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: And they all, four of them got fired. We were
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: all like, why aren't they having cameras? Like, even though
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: they're firing them, is there any way, but I just
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: think people were just so scared. They didn't know what
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: to do. Now I think they know when something's happening,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: a divorce, a cancellation, a something, get the cameras up.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: This is, we don't, we have to watch you, you know,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: fold your clothes before a girl's trip. Can we see
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: this fucking juicy shit?
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let us see that. Yeah, you're putting your life
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: on TV, so let us see it all.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then let your girlfriend or very good friend
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: sell some country music.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It's a win-win.
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: I'm going to download the album just based on your
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: impression alone.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Jill Zarin, this was from 2020. She had said, I
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: worry about Kyle because even in her marriage when she
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: was on the show, Later on, she was off the show,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: and Bobby then unfortunately passed. But she said, even in
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: my marriage that was strong, after so many years, the
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: marriage does get shaky when you're filming the show all
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: the time. And then Kyle was like, oh, thanks, Jill,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: for caring, but we're great. And then two years later, phew.
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: Do you think you and Peter would survive your marriage
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: being filmed all the time?
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Absolutely not. No. Absolutely not. Absolutely not.
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: So are you saying you would turn one down because
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: of that?
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Are you saying you would just... Yeah, 100%.
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: If they were ever asking me to be on any
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: kind of reality show, it has to be... Like, he
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: can show up at a dinner where there's some nice
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: wine and I'm confident.
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: And he's not miked.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: And he doesn't have to go to the bathroom at
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: your house. Yes. Then I am, like, fine with it.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: But no, I think... I just think it's... What we're
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: going to watch is every moment. Now they're going to
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: have us dissecting every moment.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Women love to dissect other people's relationships. They, we love it.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: It's sorry.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: It's what we like to do. Yeah. Men like to
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: dissect a football play and why I wouldn't have done that.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: And I would have done this and dah, dah, dah, dah.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: And we like to dissect other people's marriages and relationships
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: to make ourselves feel better about our own shitty one.
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: And that, but yeah, when you put it on the air,
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: cause I always wondered that too. I remember someone at
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: one point very, I mean, no one's approached us obviously, but,
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: Someone saying like, oh, you guys should do a reality show.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: It's a comedian and a football player. And I was like, nope.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: I don't ever want that.
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: I don't want my inner life like dissected that way,
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: the way I dissect other people's.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and look at the newlyweds. And the only way
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: they're good is if you really do forget the cameras
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: are there. And if you forget the cameras are there,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: they're going to catch times where, you know, either one
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: of you is not being too great to the other.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: And then everyone chimes in, especially now with like dump him,
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: divorce him, you know, whatever. Dump her. You know, you're
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: a bitch. And it's just like a lot, you know,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: and it's hard to tell yourself, oh, it's only five
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: people out of a hundred thousand. It still hurts people.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: And it makes and especially a man that never had
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: to deal with that, that that wasn't his career. And
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: now everybody's saying like things to him or about him.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: And his looks and everything, when he walked around this
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: earth up until his wife got hired as a housewife,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: feeling pretty fucking good about himself. Right. And now every
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: 50-year-old bitch from Oklahoma is like, get a chin implant, dick.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: And then you're like, what?
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: And then you read that at four in the morning
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: and you take it out on your wife. Would you
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: like some coffee, dear? And he's like, you and your
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: fucking narcissistic housewife friends. And you're like, what's happening? And
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: then a year later, you're divorced.
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: That's pretty much how it goes. Good luck out there, everybody.
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: That was a good analogy.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: But if you want to invite me on like a
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Traders or a Dancing with the Stars or something where
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: it's just me doing something, then yes. What would really
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: be good?
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: Hello.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Ultimate Girls Trip Comedian Edition. Oh, yeah. And we get
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: a bunch of other female comedians. Now, you and I
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: would be like an alliance because we know each other.
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: But like, I don't know Sarah Silverman that well. No. No.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: She could come on. I don't know. I've never met
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Amy Schumer. Tiffany Haddish, we know. But not like, and
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: we go on a girl's trip like that. That could
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: be good. Or even girl, whoever. It's a great idea.
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: Why are you giving it to the world when you
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: could just be pitching this to Bravo or something?
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: All right, well, I'm going to pitch to Bravo. Should
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: we even put this out into the universe? Maybe market.
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: It's going to get stolen.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, God, that would be so fucking fun. There's
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: a writer's strike.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: People don't have, they need all reality content right now.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: Someone's going to steal this.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Wait, I do want to say something great about Sarah,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: that she is doing something great for us people. Peter
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: brought this up to me, and I don't have all
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: the notes, but she is suing this AI company that
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: put her latest book, Bedwetter, into the system. And by
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: doing that, you can say, write me a Sarah Silverman joke.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: And they have her cadence from the book.
• 49:19
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: Oh, see, okay.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: And so she's suing, and I'm like, good, I hope
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: you win, and I hope that you.
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't understand how that's legal. I don't understand how...
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: I mean, I know that's a lot of what we're
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: fighting for with.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: The unions right now. But that's why these lawsuits have
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: to happen, because the courts can't keep up with the
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: technology anymore. So what you need to do is you
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: need to be that first person or whatever.
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's your intellectual property. Like you shouldn't be able,
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: is that the right word? But they shouldn't be able
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: to do that. But I, it's funny because, so I
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: did try AI. I was so curious.
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: I went to that. I don't know any, I don't
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: really understand it.
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: It's way above my fucking pay grade and my brain
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: grade and anything else. But I was like, I'm so
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: curious if I say, so obviously they haven't either fed
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: anything into there or they fed like my first bad
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: set ever or something that they got from the ice
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: house in you know 1998 because it was I was
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: like write me jokes about relationships in Sarah Colonna's voice
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: and I mean it might as well have been like
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: boy are my arms tired I just flew in like
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: that kind of shit it was the lamest and then
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: I went well I'm not worried about AI right now.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Okay I had somebody I had I was with Ross
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: and his husband and and he, they, they, they asked it,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: they knew how to do it. So they asked, write
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: me Heather talking about Jennifer Lopez, Heather McDonnell writing about Jennifer, like,
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: and it was totally not my voice. It was like, wow, guys,
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: do I have, I mean, it was written out, but
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: it was like, why God, wow. Do I have a
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: story for you? Like, it was just like, I've got
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: the tea on this. They didn't even like use my term.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, I don't think I'm at the level
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: where someone has done it. Because I'm like, I do
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: think possibly if you put in all 800 episodes of
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Juicy Scoop. That's what my question is. If you put
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: in all 800 episodes of Juicy Scoop into whatever, and
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: then- 800, girl. And thank you. And then a scandal happened.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: J-Lo and Ben get divorced. Could they figure out how-
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: And I think that would be hard because it would
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: be like, you'd have to figure out my point of
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: view on it. And I don't even know how I'd
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: feel if I heard J-Lo and Brian got divorced. I
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: don't even know what I'd say right now if that
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: story came out.
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: I'd probably just be like, glad I don't have to
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: see any photos of them anymore.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Playing pickleball looking angry?
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay. So that would be... And mine would be...
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: And I would probably go deeper in it like, whoa,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: my God, she must be so humiliated. She probably tried
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: to make it last longer than it could because she
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: didn't want to have the Kim Kardashian stigma of 73
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: days and blah, blah. Like, that's where I would go
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: with it. You know? And so... well maybe they i
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: don't know but it's very it's like very interesting the
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: whole thing and as and so i think that it
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: is scary and wait you're going to talk about what
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: we're going to say.
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: Go ahead remember one of the jokes that yeah that
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: they said for you it was something like marriage is
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: just uh waiting for the other one to die.
• 52:14
  Speaker 7: And is is that one of your jokes no okay
• 52:18
  Speaker 7: but i was like That feels like the first marriage
• 52:22
  Speaker 7: joke ever written in the 40s or something.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: And also of a woman that never got married. So
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: they're probably like, oh, most female comics are not married.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: So that would work. Right. I also saw this other
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: guy go, okay, you guys, the writer's strike is going on.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: Writer's strike. So I did write me a romantic comedy.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: And then he goes, this is the script. And he
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: acted it out on either part. And it was... awful,
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: but it really did seem a lot like Emily in Paris.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: And people were like, is Emily in Paris in my air?
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Because it was like, hey, you know, I got this
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: job offer. And then the other person's like, you did? Well,
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: what if I went with you to Paris? Because he
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: was like, write me a romantic comedy, like whatever. So
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: first thing I will say, Vanderpump, as you know, they're
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: filming again and they did get their first Emmy nomination.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: It's like unscripted something category as it should. I mean,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: that's a very talked about show. They should. So they're
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: going to the Emmys. And so I, when this news
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: came out, I happened to be talking to Lala on
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: the phone and she was, Oh my God, I just
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: have to tell you, we got nominated for an Emmy.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: I go, okay, this is where I need to talk
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: to you about something serious. And I go, cause I'm
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: really excited for you to go and what look you're
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: going to do.
• 53:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: First thing I need you to do is type in
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: your Google. Cause she's a young girl, Kate Hudson at
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: the Oscars. Do you remember her horrific look?
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: No.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: And I said, and she goes, oh, okay, I see
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: what you mean. I go, so you're doing your hair
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: long and gorgeous.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: We're doing a fabulous dress. You're not going to wear
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: a bathing suit with a sheer thing over it. Not
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: that she would.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: No.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: And I go, you know, but like, just know this,
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: this may be one of 20 times you go to
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: the Emmys. It might be the only one.
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: So like you want to, and you want to look
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: back at 10 years ago, 10 years later and go,
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: I love my hair. Julia Roberts when she won her Oscar.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Do you remember her fucking weird hair deal? She took
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: that gorgeous hair like yours.
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: And added all these like weird 1960s falls and like, why? Yeah.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: You have a gorgeous face, gorgeous hair. Look.
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: And are kind of like known for your hair. That's
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: what I'm saying. She's known for it. Just like me.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: Known for it.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Totally. But Kate Hudson got nominated for I'm with the
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: band or whatever that, it was the one where she.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Was the girlfriend of, like, it was a really good movie.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: It was great.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: It's a great movie.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: Can't think of the name of it right now. It
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: saved my life.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: And it was like, she was just, it was like
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: one of her first films. She was nominated for an Oscar,
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: as a Nepo baby does. Yeah. But anyway.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: It was a good movie.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: She wore this, like, light pink thing, awful color. It had, like,
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: a beaded shoulder pad. It was up to the neck.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: She had the rocking body. And this is what she
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: chooses to wear. She had a weird hairdo.
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: She's probably like, what was I thinking? Because she's pretty fashionable.
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: She didn't have a friend. Just like Kyle and Morgan Wade,
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: 20-some years apart.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: I'm 20 years older than Lala, but I'm not trying
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: to go lickety-splits on her. I'm trying to tell her,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: wear a fabulous color, figure flattering, let's do your best hair.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Let's not regret this shit.
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: Let's do sleek and sophisticated.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Like just sexy bombshell, but classy.
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: Do they all go to the Emmys?
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: So we'll... Oh my God, I'm just assuming she's going.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: If she and the girls don't get to go, why
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: would I watch the Emmys?
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: No, but I'm just saying, do they all get to go?
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: Because then will Tom and Ariana both be there?
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Well, they're starting to film now. That's not
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: a secret. So I think they're starting to have to
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: see each other. I don't know if they've seen each other.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: Meanwhile, Ariana is- And then does he go to the
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: Emmys with Raquel as his date?
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how do they choose how many people get to go?
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's got to be the main players and that's.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Them, right? Yeah, I would hope. Yeah. And then Ariana
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: is doing Dancing with the Stars. Right. And then they
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: also said she's doing Love Island or something. Or Fuck
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Boy Island or Love Boy Island.
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: One of those island shows.
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: Hosting it.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Well, that's what I didn't realize because I'm like, she
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: has this boyfriend that's cooking for her all the time
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: and everything. And everyone's so happy she's got this personal
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: trainer boyfriend that also cooks for her and, you know,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: does everything else for her.
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: I hope.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: And so.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: Does Lickety Splits on her.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Does Lickety Splits on her, hopefully, finally.
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: Your poor son in the corner every time we say that.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: But, no, it's like she's doing kind of what I
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: did on The Bachelorette. She's facilitating a date or something.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: So she's doing a guest host situation on the show
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: because I thought she was either one of the people
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: or whatever. Whatever. Right. Because I was like, how is
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: she doing all these shows and being on Vanderpump and
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: making sandwiches? Right. Like, this is a lot for this
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: girl to do. It's a lot. She's working the window
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: at Cane's. She's selling batteries. She's selling Bic razors. She's...
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: But also, I'm like, you got to make your money
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: while you make it, girl.
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: So she's, you know, if every girl could break up
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: and get 12 jobs, that would be wonderful.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: The Abbey is up for sale.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: The Abbey's up for sale, along with the one next
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: to it, which is owned, the Cathedral.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: And.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: Do you remember the little Abby controversy that I'll probably
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: screw up?
• 57:37
  Speaker 7: No, tell me.
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: What is it?
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: Well, I'll probably screw it up, and Justin Martindale would
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: be better at recapping this. He's in charge of Juicy
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: Scoop gay history. He's in charge of Juicy Scoop gay
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: bar history.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: No, but I remember him posting some stuff about it,
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: so whatever I get wrong, whatever, I'm not here as
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: a news source.
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: I'm just giving you a look.
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: But there were several people who posted that they were certain,
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: pretty certain, allegedly, that they got roofied by the bartender.
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: And then their credit cards, their purses, and whatnot would
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: get stolen. So it didn't seem like it was a
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: sexual thing. It seemed like they were basically getting them
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: out of sorts so they could steal their shit.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: Because the Abbey has been around for a really long time.
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: It's fun.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Since 1991 by David Cooley. And it's really fun. And
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: gay guys go, straight guys go, straight guys work there,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: gay guys, you know, bring their straight girlfriends. It is like,
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: it's a gay bar, but it is really fun. And
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: it's right in that area where you would go to
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Pump or Sur or whatever and hit it. But he
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: started a coffee shop before transforming into the restaurant Nightclub.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: But it's interesting because this comes after it's been known
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: that Lisa Vanderpump has closed Pump.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: So, and he says, the listing refers to it as
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: a generational purchase opportunity to acquire one of the world's
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: most iconic nightclubs and restaurants. They're hoping that it'll align
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: with the city's historic boys town and create a world-renowned
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: gay establishment. So they're hoping it's gay, but it doesn't
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: have to be a gay place. But they're hoping that
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: it'll be passed on to.
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: But does he say, is he just done getting out
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: of it? Is that why?
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: It didn't say, this was just all about the listing.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: It didn't really say why. But, you know, he's, I've
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: met him. He's really nice. He might be the same
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: as Lisa Vanderpump. It's just financially doesn't make sense anymore.
• 59:42
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: He doesn't want to deal with it.
• 59:44
  Speaker 7: And.
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: Had his run.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: He had his run. And he's like, let somebody else,
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: you know, run this and make it their way or whatever.
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: And the rents and all that. And also the, um.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Minimum wage is the highest in the country. Right. Yeah,
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: so I don't know.
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: Okay, well hopefully I didn't get any of my story wrong.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Speaking of the Abbey, the Secret Service is going to
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: conduct a DNA and fingerprint analysis on the dime-sized cocaine
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: baggie found in the White House. I'm just like dying
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: to know. This is just, I didn't know it was
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: a baggie. I thought there was like, like it was
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: like all like left on a table right and that's
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: why they thought it might have been like anthrax or
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: something like dropped a little baggie of it i think
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: their pants or something yeah or their dress i mean
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: who knows we don't know who it belonged to no
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: we don't know who it belonged to i mean it
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: wouldn't surprise me for almost any politician other than i
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: don't think joe biden's doing cocaine and you know i
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: don't think they're like sleepy joe or jittery joe no
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: i don't know.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: But it wouldn't surprise me for some sort of, and
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: I know the rumors and Hunter and.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: All, whatever.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: Well, sure. Then they say he wasn't there.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, nobody knows.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: But it would not surprise me for some junior White
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: House staff person to be doing blow to keep himself
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: going in D.C.
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  Speaker 1: At all.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not saying he or she should be. I'm just
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: saying that's not that surprising. Dumb move to bring it
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: into the White House. Dumb move to maybe not have
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: either a tighter pocket on your.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: Pants or your purse strings tightened up a little more
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: so it doesn't fall out.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: But obviously, if they want to find out who did.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: But in the story, they're like, it's going to be
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: very hard to find out. It's going to take a
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: very long time. They're just going to want this story
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: to go away. We're never going to know whether it's
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: a 22-year-old intern or Or, you know, Sleepy Joe. We're
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: never going to know. They're never going to tell us.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: What if it's Jill Biden?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Jill.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: It's just like completely opposite her entire personality.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 5: It turns out she just loves to do some rails sometimes.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: But yeah, we'll never find out.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: We'll never find out. Meanwhile, Dave Portnoy of Barstool, he's
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: become even douchier than we thought. He's just chiming in.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: like a Michael Rapaport trying to just hone in on
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: my section here of talking about girls, like life. So
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: he's like, I don't want Tom Brady to date Kim Kardashian.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: She got famous by having sex on the camera. Stay away, man.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: And then Sonia, who was doing this Crappy Lake show
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: with Luann, she says, oh, I would like Dave to
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: come and, you know, meet me at a motel or something.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: They're just going back and forth. And then he says,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: he goes, let me see. He said, with all due respect, gross.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: That's what he responds to before Sonia.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: That's not nice.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: She said, because she originally said, awesome. Does that mean
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Dave will take me to a motel? After like talking
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: about responding to him, Kim Kardashian rant. And then a
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: lot of people like, Dave, I love you, but don't
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: you dare disrespect Sonia Morgan like that. Don't touch the
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Morgan letters. No, I am. Anyway, she's. Who cares? That's
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: a stupid story.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: Also, what does with all due respect gross mean? I know,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: that's so mean. There is no due respect. There's no respect.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: You're just being mean. Just leave it alone.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: Nobody thinks you're. Not everyone thinks he's a guy.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, now this is kind of disturbing in the plastic
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: surgery world.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: So trigger warning.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: Okay. Okay.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: This is she by Sheree. Her name's Sheree. She has
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: a line of clothes. She by Sheree. I've always thought
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: she was so pretty, has a beautiful face. This is
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: her on the right, the way she's looked to us forever. Yeah.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: And then this is just now.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. There's a lot.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: So she either... Filled in her nose or got a
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: nose job and then filled in all under her eyes,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: which changed the shape of her eyes. Filled in all
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: over her face. She kind of had an angular face
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: that I thought was really gorgeous. Yeah. And then you
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: go and you get filled in and now you look
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: like not everybody else. You look like everybody else, but
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: you don't look like yourself.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: And there's not a chance this is just like a filter, right?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: No, a lot of people are like, what the hell
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: is going on? They're like, what the hell did she do?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: Because I feel that obviously I'm all, do whatever you want.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: Do whatever you want.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: But my suggestion is have someone. Have a no person.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: Have a doctor that is a no person. Have someone
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: that says we don't need to do anymore. We don't
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: need to do anymore.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: You're already just a little touch. Start small. You know
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: what I mean?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: You need to have someone looking out for your best
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: interest when it comes to your face because it's your face.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: And I also want to say there might be something
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: that you don't like about your face. But in this
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: day and age, having an original face is like having
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: the original Mona Lisa. Now you need to hang on
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: to it. Now you need... Two years ago, you might
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: have been like, oh, I wish I would have done that. No,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: you have a different nose. Keep it. Keep it. I mean, listen,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: I get Botox. I go to Dr. Kasabian, LiftMD, Beverly Hills.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: I love it. I get the Botox. I don't do filler,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: but I'm not saying I would never. I think you
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: have to be careful. But I mean, this is just
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: like a bummer because.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: Well, I told you I did.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: I just love her look and I'm sad that it's
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: not her look anymore.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: I told you I did filler in my lip.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: You can't. I mean.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: It looks good, though.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: Right. You can't tell.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: Because you went subtle. Yes.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: And then I said to him, oh, I like it.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: Can I do more? And he said, I'm not going to.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 5: he's like, I'm not doing more on you. I would
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: prefer not to. I mean, I'll do it if you insist.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: So this was not she by she race doctor.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no. Eric Lovato in Studio City Dermatology. He's wonderful.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 5: But he was just like, you're not going to be happy.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: You just wanted, I had, I had, oh, I guess
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 5: I had the opposite of DSL. I had DLS, disappearing
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: lip syndrome, instead of sucking lips.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Sorry. Yeah.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: So I got like a little tiny. He gave you
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: more of a full top lip.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: Just so it came. Yeah. And I like it. Yeah.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: But I would like to. I would. I'd probably go
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: all in on just looking nuts.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: The unfortunate thing that happens with housewives is they like
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: a freebie. And oftentimes these places, whether they're a nurse
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: practitioner or a doctor, whoever, offer them a freebie for
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: exchange for them sharing their face.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: I always say don't do Groupon Botox or fillers.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Be very careful. Be very careful.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: This is the shit you want to pay full price for.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 4: I agree.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: Let me fill you in on the latest on our
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: divorce here with you-know-who. This is Kevin Costner. So Kevin
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: Costner and his wife, they have three kids, married 18 years.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: She wanted $ 248 a month for child support.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: $ 248?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: $ 248, 000. $ 248, 000. He said, hell no, because $ 100, 000 of that,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: I believe, she's spending on plastic surgery. She's not using
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: a Groupon to get her face filled, according to him.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: He goes, I offer you $ 51, 000. She's like, are you
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: kidding me? How do you expect me to live off
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: of that? For now, it's a temporary judgment. The judge said,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: we'll meet you in the middle. They went back and forth. $ 248, 000, $ 51, 000.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: They end up at $ 129, 000 a month. And that so
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: but according to the docs, Kevin and Christine will each
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: have to be on the hook for 50 percent of
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: their kids health care expenses, plus extracurricular activities and private
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: school tuition. And then Kevin's also being ordered in advance
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: to give spend 200K on her attorney's fees and another
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: 100K for forensic costs.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: What's forensic costs.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: Like to go through his state? Her attorney must have
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: billed one hundred thousand dollars. Worth of like going through
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: all his finances to prove that he should be paying 248.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: And anyway, the judge said, I think 129 should do it.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: She also challenged the prenup of where it said if
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: they ever broke up, she'd have to get out of
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: the marital home. And she lost that battle. So she
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: will have to move from the home. And she might
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: owe him for the cost of her fighting that. She
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: might owe those attorney's fees.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because if it's in the prenup, that's what the
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: whole point is. Because I was just about to say,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: don't they have a prenup? But I guess that doesn't include,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 5: prenups don't include child support.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: Well, the thing about the prenup for someone like this
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: is she wants to make as much as she can
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: from the child support because the kids are teenagers. So
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: she's got a limited time on making that. And then
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: the prenup probably covered like a, lump sum of how
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: much you get per year so once she gets her
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: settlement as the ex-wife the alimony depending on the prenup
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: may not last Because anything past 10 years, you're supposed
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: to get alimony in California for the rest of your
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: life until you marry someone else.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: And so she's never going to find a richer Kevin Costner, probably,
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: that she would bother to marry. So I'm assuming the
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: prenup also doesn't include a lifelong of alimony.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: He's got to be worth a lot of money.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: He's worth like, I can't remember how, I mean hundreds
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: of millions. Oh no, it's hundreds of millions. It's hundreds
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: of millions.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 5: But I can't, yeah, I guess I don't really know
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: how that, but if she, I mean 18 years is
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: a long time.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: I want to say it's worth 600 million is what
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: I read. That makes sense. Because he's got the, you know,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: this house is worth like 100 million in Carpinteria, Santa
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: Barbara area. The other one is worth, who knows how
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: much in Aspen. That one's huge. Right.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: So, It's a lot. 18 years is a long time, though.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: Why she couldn't make it work with him. I think
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: he just got crotchety. I think he got crotchety. But
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: other people think he had an affair with someone on
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: the Yellowstone.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: With who? Do they have a rumor of who? No.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: Nobody knows. It's just a rumor. Meanwhile, Armie Hammer, who
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: was accused of wanting to eat his girlfriend's rib and
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: barbecue it, put a nice truffle sauce on it. By
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: the way, I just got a bunch of stuff from Truffle.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: Do you like truffle stuff?
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: Uh, yeah, I do.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: Oh my God. Truff sauces. Ridiculous. T R U F F.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: A bunch of truffle sauces.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: Like this Arbiata spaghetti sauce is to die. We have
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: the spicy mayo truff, right? Black truffle mayo. We have
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: the truffle salt. Just go off.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 4: Anyway, I'd like to try some if they're listening.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely. I'm going to send this clip to them. Okay. Um,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: She is only getting, Elizabeth Chambers is only getting $ 1, 500
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: per month child support. But he doesn't have any movies. Right.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: And when all this stuff was coming out, she was
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: all about it being exposed of how weird he was
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: once he was cheating on her and once they were separated.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: So he doesn't have an income. And if you don't
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: have an income, they said he was selling timeshares in
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: the Bahamas. There was videos of him doing that.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: This is all you're getting.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: I mean, he's loaded from his family, I think. But
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: I don't think that comes into play, right?
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: What people don't realize. Listen.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: Listen, everybody.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: You might get real excited when your child comes to
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: you and says, Oh, I'm getting married, Mom. I'm marrying
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: into the Rothschild family or whatever. And, oh, my God,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: my child's set for life. Oh, yes.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: They have it. Listen.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: If they move into a home... with that spouse who
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: comes from generational wealth and that home is in the trust,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: when they divorce 10 years later or whatever, your daughter
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: or son is not gonna get half of that house.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: They didn't buy it together. It was in the trust.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: So when you marry incredible wealth, whether it's Armie Hammer
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: or whatever, it's not like you're gonna get half of
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: what you have Since you married them.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we also don't even know if his family... I mean,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: they might have been like, we had to boot you
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: out of any sort of trust or anything.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: The dad just died.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: His dad just died.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 4: Do we know if he got anything?
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. But even if he did, inheritance...
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: You do not need to share your inheritance with your
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: spouse or your ex.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: Do we know if Armie Hammer's not on a rib
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: or anything after his death?
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: He has said... That was all in just sex talk. Right.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: I never planned on getting my girlfriend a rib operation and,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: you know, going to the wood ranch.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: It's just his weird sex talk.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: But there are a lot of other weird things that
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: I've covered a lot, and you can watch those things. Okay,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: writer's strike there now. Deadline is saying they believe from
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: a good source that the plan is to unfortunately let
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: the writers go so broke. That they go to the
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: Writers Guild and just go settle. Just settle. You have
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: to settle. And they don't think it's going to happen
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: until October. I heard that there was something like going
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: to happen a couple weeks ago and it never did. Right.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 5: Well, one thing that I read like long threads on
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: this were that they are kind of always say this.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: And I read John Cryer.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 5: I follow him because he's pretty vocal about this stuff.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: And he was basically saying it sounds like bluster like
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: they want. they want writers to hear that, start panicking
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: before then, settle so they can start getting shit going again.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: That it's actually, like, they wouldn't really, they don't want
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 5: it to go to October and whatnot and have nothing
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: to put out there. I mean, some streaming services have
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: stuff so much backed up probably to release so they're
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: not being hurt yet.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: I think the problem is, is that the person at
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: home in their living room is not getting hurt by
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: the strike the way they have in the last 30 years.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: When there was a strike, people would be like, I
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: miss my shows. I miss this. Oh my God, this sucks.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: There's nothing to watch. And unfortunately... We're never out of
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: things to watch. Right.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: So it's like, I think we're not feeling it as
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: someone thirsty for entertainment.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: I think the only ones that are actually going to
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: feel it are like people who still, you know, network
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: television in the fall when new shows would start, would
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: be coming back on, but they're.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: Not going to be. Right.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: It's going to be all reality until. Yeah. Whatever. But
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: hopefully that doesn't happen.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: I just have to read this to you.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: So this is Tokyo tiny. Okay.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Tokyo Tiny, Tokyo Tony, no, Tokyo Tony is Blac Chyna's mother.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: She is a grandmother to Dream Kardashian, Rob, and Blac
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: Chyna's child. And she put out an Instagram while she
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: was babysitting Dream, who's about six. She thinks, you know,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: she thinks she's real funny, this Tokyo Tony. And they're
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: talking to Alexa.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: And that's Blac Chyna's daughter.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: Yes. And so the grandma and the daughter, Kim Kardashian,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: Kris Jenner's granddaughter. This is the other grandmother. There's Kris
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: Jenner and then there's this woman. And they're playing with
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: the Google Alexa device when Tony began flipping out over
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: the AI voice and not shutting it off. When Alexa
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: then began to inform her listeners that she enjoys curling
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: up to bed with a good book and a warm coffee,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: Tony responds, and a nice hot dildo and a bucket
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: of comb. And the little girl goes, it doesn't work
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: that way. And then she keeps going. Then she goes, Alexa, Alexa,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: Get the fuck on. I'm telling you, bitch, you better
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: move on. And the little girl's there. And Tokyo Tonya says, Alexa,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: I'm going to punch you in your fucking jaw. Get
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: out of here.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: Scram.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: And the little girl's like, but you don't have to
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: talk to Alexa like that. It is honestly like a
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: kind of a hilarious video. I mean, it's awful that
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: this little girl was like with this awful grandmother. But
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: then anyway, China has not responded. She recently found God.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: She removed the filler from her face. And anyway.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: But Tokyo Tony put it on TikTok, right?
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she was putting it out there.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: She thought it was funny.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: She thought it was funny to yell at poor Alexa,
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: who was like, oh, what do you like to do?
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: And then finally she said, get the fuck, move on,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to you. And then the
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: Alexa goes, okay, well, I enjoyed our conversation. And she's like....
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 4: That is funny. Well, I think it's the opposite, right?
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: I remember how people really like to go viral at
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: the beginning with their kids saying.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 4: A bad word out of nowhere.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: That was just grandma saying it.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and now grandma's just like, bucket of cum, dildo,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: fuck you. Okay, happy grandma day.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian, I said on Tuesday's show,
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: I predict she's going to come out with an alcohol
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: that might compete with 818. Because she said, I did
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: 11 shots at this white party in the Hamptons. And
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: I'm like, watch. Even though she always was like, I'm
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: really a non-drinker. Now she's going to have a drink.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: She didn't. But she came out with a, this drink.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: Someone said, Kim K does have a beverage at Target.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: It's called Kimade.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: Kimade. And it's artificially, no, it says naturally and artificially flavored.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: It's not all natural.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's both.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: And so she did a post about it. And so
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: page six featured a tweet that someone said that said,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: now you know Courtney is going to have a hissy
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: about this one because they think she's copying it. They're
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: all copying each other. Anyway, I still predict she's going
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: to have an alcohol drink next. This is just her
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: putting her toe in the... Yes, going to be spiked
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: to be made next.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. It's going to be.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly. And then, so, but of course, Courtney's thing
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: is that she's health conscious. But this, I don't think
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: this sounds that healthy, but it's an energy drink. Oh,
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: energy drink.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, none of that sounds. Oof, no.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: Princess Diana's Butler says that Meghan becoming a politician is
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: not so far-fetched. I think it is. She thinks that
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: she could become the governor of California.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: Meghan Markle?
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Never, ever.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: And then there was just like a funny line in
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: there where he said, I don't think that he really was....
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 4: Hold on.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: It doesn't seem like she's expressed interest in anything like
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 5: that either, has she?
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: Yes, I think she was always leaning towards that, but
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: since her dip in popularity, there's no way. Okay. If
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: the popularity had remained where it was the day she
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: got married, then I honestly think that might have been
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: her plan. is because she was so popular, then we
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: were going to do our own thing in California. Remember,
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: originally they thought they could keep the name and they
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: could brand all that stuff. And they said, you can't
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: have the Sussex name. Right. Then they got the deal
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: with Spotify. That's over with. You know, he's not a podcaster.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: He's not a TV exec, but maybe he could be
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: a politician. I totally disagree with the story. There's no way.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't see– and I don't know why you
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 5: would want to escape all the bullshit, like, you know,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 5: that they either claim to have gone through or have
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: gone through to then go throw yourself into American politics.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: Do you think they'll ever get to a place to
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: be on, like, We Television's boot camp?
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 4: Wife swap.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: Because if that was still around, they've got to bring
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: that back. Oh, my God. Make it– Like, if we
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: had a sketch show, that's what I'd want to do.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: I'd want to do Wife Swap.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: With Megan and Harry. I'd have two little redhead kids,
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: Archie and whatever the other one's name is. Le Bebet. Yeah,
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: that would be... No, this is not happening. Meanwhile, Brad Pitt,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: they're in a lawsuit. She's saying Angelina Jolie sold her
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: portion of the Rosé company. To this big company. That
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: company is now suing Brad Pitt, saying, you've spent all
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: this money. You haven't promoted the thing to spite Angelina.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: You've added all this other stuff to the big mansion,
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: the chateau. They said he's including $ 1 million on a
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: swimming pool, renovations, building and rebuilding a staircase four times,
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: and spending millions to restore a recording studio. I think
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: we know what's coming.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: Brad Pitt's going to do a podcast. Join me and
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: my celebrity friends as we drink my rosé in my
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: chateau in France. My first guest, George Clooney.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 5: Yes, of course it's going to be George Clooney. Hopefully
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 5: it's only like two episodes. I might listen to the
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 5: George Clooney one, but then I can't.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: Why is he restoring a recording studio?
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 4: He doesn't do voiceover, does he?
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: Nope.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: No. He doesn't sing. It's going to be a podcast.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 4: A marriage podcast.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: He and his celebrity friends. Yeah. No, you're right.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 5: It's going to be them drinking rosé. So he'll be like,
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 5: I was actually doing all this for the brand.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: Like, really? You're going to sue me? Like, I was
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: actually trying to, like, rebrand this and make it profitable.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: So anyway, that's juicy. This is a China mall introduces
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: husband storage pods for shopping wives. So you can pop
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: them in there. I just thought this sounded like so funny.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: So you can pop them in there and they can
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: play a video game and they're safe. They can have snacks.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: You know, they're not going to wander off and leave
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: you at the mall. Check them in for an hour
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: or two, whatever the case. And they love it. They
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: come back happy. And I think it's great.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 4: I mean, it is great. But are we still doing that? Like, oh,
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 4: got to go shopping with the wife. Are we? Is
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 4: that still a thing?
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, because I just put it in our dorky
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: comedy show here.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 4: I literally saved it for you.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: AI told me that Sarah Colonna would love this topic.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: That she'd be like, oh, John gets tired walking around Neiman's.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 5: We were in Palm Desert, and I was like, let's
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 5: go shopping. And he said, what are you talking about?
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 5: You never want to go shopping.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 4: And I go, I don't know. We're on El Paseo.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: Such a heat street.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: Might as well.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 5: We walked around for five minutes and then I looked
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 5: at him and I go, let's go to Armando's and
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 5: get a margarita. This is the worst fucking thing I've
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 5: ever thought of doing. I just don't, it's not enjoyable.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 5: We each got one pair of Javianos and left. If
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 5: you're walking on El Paseo.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: And you walk by, what is it called?
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 4: Armando's.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: I know Armando's. Which are enormous margaritas.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're real good.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: And real flavorful. Yeah. And really good Mexican food. And
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: you happen to pass that and you're not like, excited
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: to buy clothes.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: You're going to stop for a margarita. Yes.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 5: But yeah, the shopping lasted five minutes and I haven't
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 5: brought it up again. His pod was Armando's. That was
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 5: my husband's pod. But also I went in it with him.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: I love it. I have to just tell you this
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: one last thing before I let you go. This sponsored
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: ad came into my feed. It's called Vitality. And it
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: looked like a documentary for a cult. But you can
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: go this weekend.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 4: Y-tality. Oh, it's Y-tality. What does even Y-tality mean?
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: Y-tality, this is, it's a breathing thing. And they, like, it's, like, whatever,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: $ 150 for the day to, like, get over your trauma.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: And it's, like, everybody's, like, lying on mats. And they're, like, ah! Breathing.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: And they're, like, if you're not ready to change your life,
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: then scroll along and don't buy this day.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 4: And I'm, like... Oh.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: It's all about the breath work.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 4: No, that's all my worst nightmare.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 5: First of all, being in a room with a bunch
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 5: of other people screaming.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to see the text of Jonah Hill
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: being like, you know what? You didn't want to go
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: to the vitality day with me so that you could
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: go surf with an unapproved male. What did he say?
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: He said a male. Unapproved male. Boundariless. Boundariless male. Surfer, yeah.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: I went to Vitality and worked on myself.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, you went to coffee with a toxic friend
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 4: from your past.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: I went to Vitality. Yeah. Anyway, just look at some
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: of these clips.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 4: All of it looks.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: In just one shot. They're laying on their back. They're
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: in a group of other screaming people. You know what
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: this reminds me of? Drake, I think you're going to
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: remember this story. My younger son was in... In Boy Scouts.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: And they go, oh, my God. You know, do you
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: guys want to go tonight at the museum? You spend
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: the night at the museum in downtown LA where, like,
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: the dinosaurs and stuff are.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: Natural... Whatever that museum is.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 4: Natural history.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: So I go, okay. But I sign up for all
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: three kids and me. Peter bows out. Smart guy. And
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: I bring all of our sleeping bags and everything. But
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: I just had a feeling.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 4: And I go.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: guys let's just like leave it in the trunk and
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: then we'll come back and get it before we go
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: to bed here okay so we go through the museum
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: and it's fun and there's pizza and everything and now
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: it's time to like get your bed together where you
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: can sleep under like the dinosaur bones or whatever and
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: I'm like what do you guys think should we go
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: back and pack it or do you want to just
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: maybe go home and then we like go out for
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: pancakes in the morning and like and they're like We
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: can just go home, mom. I'm like, okay. So we
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: go home. I get the report of how horrific it
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: was because first of all, it was supposed to be
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: for dad. So I was, but some moms went to
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: the few moms that went said it was so awful
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: because it was like 50 dads over 45. in like
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: snoring harmony in the high acoustics, bouncing off the bones
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: of the, and I'm like, and the kids weren't sleeping
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: and they were complaining and like echo it. It was
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: the worst night's sleep of anyone's life. And you're on
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: a concrete floor with a sleeping bag.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: I mean, why would anyone do that?
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 5: You guys made the right choice to go leave and
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 5: go get pancakes the next day.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: It's reminding me of like everyone just screaming in downtown
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: LA and somebody being like, Are you going to tell
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: me what happened when you were four? Not, motherfucker, daughter fucker,
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: chuckle fucker. Oh my God, on that closer. Listen, Sarah,
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: what is going on? I just saw you have a
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: television appearance coming up.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: Please tell everyone.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 4: It was last night. Oh, sorry.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, no, no, because it comes out Thursday morning,
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 5: and it was Wednesday night, but you can watch it
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 5: on demand. I hosted a couple Married at First Sight
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 5: clip shows with my.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 4: Podcast host, Mary.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 5: Because we have Are You My Podcast, which we do
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 5: Married at First Sight right now. Married at First Sight
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 5: is now officially off until the next season starts, which
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 5: I don't know when that is. So we just do
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 5: really fun, ridiculous topics like, Dumb shit that we find.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 5: And so if you want to listen to that, it
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 5: comes out on Thursdays as well. But, you know, listen
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 5: to Heather's first.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: It's fine. It's okay.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 4: We don't do the same thing at all.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 5: And clutchwomen.com to get your 20% off a juicy scoop.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 4: Football season's coming.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: It's around the corner.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 5: And so there's your stadium-approved bags, also good for concerts.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 5: And Comedy Club at Kansas City, August 10th through 12th.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 5: and Tacoma Comedy Club, September 14th through 16th. Please come
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 5: see me. That's all on sarahcolonna.com.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: Will Prince Harry be joining you at the Tacoma one?
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 4: Yes, he will definitely be at the Tacoma shows with me.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: And how do you feel about sometimes when some fans
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: I've heard in the past have gotten a little grabby
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: with his arms? Are you okay with that, providing they
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: bought a full-price ticket? Or, okay.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 4: If you buy a book, too, it's even more. You
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 4: can squeeze both biceps. If I'm selling books at the end,
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 4: you can have a little squeeze on both.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's great.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 5: And can I just say thank you to the Juicy
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 5: Scoopers for the nice posts about my dad.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 4: And you reached out right away.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 5: And then I don't want to cry, but it was
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 5: very nice to read nice messages from people.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 4: So thank you.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: I loved one where someone said I ran into him.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: And he was so proud of Sarah. So I was like,
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: I had to screen grab that and send that to you.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 4: Thank you he was a good one oh happy podcast
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 4: everybody that's why we didn't talk about it till now
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 4: oh i.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 6: Love you love you too Christmas shopping has already started
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 6: in our house. My daughter is so organised, already planning
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 6: Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair care for her aunt and
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 6: a fab fragrance for her bestie. But the apple doesn't
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 6: fall far from the tree. I'm an early bird, buying
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 6: one present a week from now till Christmas, which makes
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 6: budgeting less stressful. I can buy in-store or online from Macaulay.ie
• 1:29:10
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• 1:29:13
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