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Episode 1666 - The 50 Best Mustaches in History · Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

• 0:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Welcome to Drinking Throats!
• 0:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, welcome to Drinking Bro's Kids!
• 0:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Friday afternoon, shall, let's get loose today.
• 0:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let's get wet!
• 0:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Shall we?
• 0:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let's go a stash together.
• 0:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right there.
• 0:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just kind of figure out life.
• 0:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're the day on the show, Dan.
• 0:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Then we were kind of joking around about coops my stash there.
• 0:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: It is, like, it should be on this list.
• 0:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's not a joke.
• 0:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, it's not a joke.
• 0:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Don't say that again.
• 0:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: What?
• 0:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's not a fucking joke.
• 0:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that we were joking around about it.
• 0:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: I wasn't joking.
• 0:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: It is no joking matter.
• 0:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: I was whever.
• 0:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: I was commenting about it.
• 0:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: There's nothing to joke about.
• 0:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: I wasn't joking when I about the pedophile thing.
• 0:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: You put the camera for yourself, Coup.
• 0:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, put that camera yourself.
• 0:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: It looks like a fucking joke to you.
• 0:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's not.
• 0:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's not a fucking joke, but he does have a beard.
• 0:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, well, so yeah, he's actually there's no pedophile.
• 1:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think if you, yeah, if you can grow the rest of your facial hair, it's not pedophilic.
• 1:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: John won't split.
• 1:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: Have you had a mustache?
• 1:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is all I can do right here.
• 1:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I need to get some minoxidil or something and try it out.
• 1:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, I'll say this.
• 1:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: It'll come with your face.
• 1:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was a late-in-life moustacheer.
• 1:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: True story.
• 1:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't hit puberty fully until I think, right around junior, beginning a junior year of college, I only had to shave once a month, all the way up through junior year of college.
• 1:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: So this, that moustache that we were showing on the show the other day,
• 1:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: even shocked me like I couldn't believe it and I didn't even know I could do it until I was asked to do it for a film and I was worried the whole time so I started like three months early where I was just like I don't know if I can do this man and then what are they going to say because I had gotten fired before from a movie for lying about something that I said I could do which was what the Beach Boys had a biopic for ABC true story and they were looking for
• 2:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because I thought it was just going to be shot to the water.
• 2:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'd be kind of doggy paddling and everything else They still gave me credit movie, but I got fired, man I didn't think it was going to be.
• 2:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, hey, you're going to be standing up surfing the entire thing.
• 2:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: What do you think?
• 2:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: I thought a doggy paddle, you know, and then surfing you and say, just be kind of background because it really was extra work.
• 2:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: I had no lines in it.
• 2:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was just being an extra.
• 2:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: So it was like, alright, I'm going to doggy paddle, like, this isn't enough money for real surfers or anything, right?
• 2:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: I got there and I was sorely mistaken and it was those long boards too, by the way, which is super easy, apparently, to surf on.
• 2:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not a surfer, I've never done it before or since.
• 2:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: and the director finally came up to me at launch and he was like, I mean, what's the problem there?
• 2:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, you're just kind of battling out, not really catching in other the waves, and I was like, oh, you know, I thought you kind of need both or whatever, and I'm just trying to lie to get my screen actress guild card, and he goes, no man, I actually need you to surf, and it doesn't look like you can fucking do it.
• 3:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I go, all right, I'm going to come clean with you here.
• 3:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: I can't do this.
• 3:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: And he goes, like, I appreciate the honesty.
• 3:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just got to get these shots and get the fuck out of here.
• 3:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: And he was cool and didn't say anything, but I get fired.
• 3:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's like, you got to take your shit.
• 3:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because you can grab with some launch on the way home, not like Ron Jeremy launched the old Anthony.
• 3:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I was just thinking that.
• 3:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's like,
• 3:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: If there was a Hall of Fame for stealing craft services, he's on Jeremy, that guy is going to bronze statue.
• 3:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 3:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: He took 17 Italian meals to go.
• 3:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: So it was like a big scene.
• 3:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
• 3:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: And they were piled up in his car.
• 3:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, oh, no, man, have you seen what he looks like by the way, since we are doing mustache today?
• 3:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's still alive.
• 3:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's still alive, but he got off of that rate trial because of dementia.
• 4:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: So he's in like some mental ward right now.
• 4:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: Do you think you think you forget how big his dick is?
• 4:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: And then he looks down and sees his life's not so bad.
• 4:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: And maybe, look at this, he is Joe Biden times like three.
• 4:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: He does not know where he's at.
• 4:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: And so they completely let him go.
• 4:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do you think you're harboring me?
• 4:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: What's up?
• 4:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: Do you think you're harboring why I'm seeing it, where you've faked the whole thing, dementia?
• 4:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, I thought that originally, and then I saw the pictures in court, and I was like, no, I don't think so anymore, man.
• 4:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: uh... go to the one on the uh... here's not looking uh... not that one uh... scroll back blue uh... there's one with him with with gray hair yet all the way to the top right yep that one this is what he fucking looks like now do it or is it all man wow not that's it i mean is he what's he obviously i didn't know that if he is eighty three then yeah uh... hold on
• 4:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: But I mean, I didn't even recognize him when he got wheeled in the 73's.
• 5:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's 73.
• 5:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: That still looks.
• 5:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: But he's, I mean, look, that's a hard 73 years.
• 5:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: Let's be real.
• 5:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: Pun intended, obviously.
• 5:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 5:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: Not just, and he had a sweet mustache for some time.
• 5:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, he's the best, he's the best in porn.
• 5:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: Not that this is like, not that that's what we're talking about, but he might be on this list.
• 5:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look, here are the rules today's kit.
• 5:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: We have not looked at the list.
• 5:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Blue, send us the list, and we're gonna go through it.
• 5:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I don't know if he's on here, but how do you go to the one where he's shirtless right there in the middle one down?
• 5:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
• 5:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, not that, come on, man.
• 5:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: with a one where he looks good go back blue there's there are none there is one where he looks good and all give it to him uh fuck you dude you had it scroll up there it is okay so in the middle no no the middle down this one dude we are the obvious one where it's pecks are all damn it we're going to look look his pecks dude yes thank you god give this guy some respects he's got a fucking 12 inch hog for crisis no what has got a 12 inch hog but he's a heee
• 6:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Ron Jeremy, he's got a fucking hammer, dude.
• 6:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: But look at this.
• 6:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is a guy in the 70s who fucked.
• 6:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: You've got to give him this, too.
• 6:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean, look, today I would probably try to get him deported, but...
• 6:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but I mean, 70s, that was how it was.
• 6:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: 70s, this guy's going to the Regal Beagle, and he's also got the blow dealer on high alert.
• 6:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, man, I'm going to need two, three bags.
• 6:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe forward, depending upon of my buddies want to bag, but we'll kind of see how the night shakes out there.
• 6:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: And is that a poochishel necklace?
• 6:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, what is that on his, what's he wearing there?
• 6:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, it almost looks like a like a
• 6:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: even better.
• 6:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's a product dude of the people.
• 6:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: You got to rip that off to see that hog, brother.
• 6:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, whoever made that thing once would take credit for it.
• 6:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 6:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 6:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then you see him old and gray in the wheelchair and you're just like, holy shit, man.
• 7:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: What a waste of a good hog.
• 7:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Does he actually, does he give that away at birth at death?
• 7:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I agree with that.
• 7:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Venus grew to him thing in Vegas.
• 7:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
• 7:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 7:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 7:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: We're on Sands or what?
• 7:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 7:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: Across from the circus circus, or right down the street in the circus circus, maybe.
• 7:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 7:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: Publicity of the penis.
• 7:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think you donate that thing to science, you know?
• 7:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's just me personally.
• 7:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: I went to the the fallock museum in Iceland.
• 7:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's great time.
• 7:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's great time.
• 7:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I've heard good things about that one.
• 7:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Publicity of the penis is fun.
• 7:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: I got to see that.
• 7:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that was in Vegas, by the way.
• 7:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was next to that museum.
• 7:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um, I saw some tricks I'd never done before, which I was surprised by, and uh, and it was a good time.
• 7:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if it's still going on, and it was going on for years and years and years out there in Vegas.
• 7:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, but let's get after it today.
• 7:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let's have some fucking hard AF cells here and fucking enjoy our lives here.
• 7:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's all started with this picture right here, Dante and I was meeting you at Penn State.
• 7:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hmm.
• 7:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Jesus Christ, that's thick.
• 7:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: God damn, that was towards the end, man.
• 7:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: And if I let it cool, but one of those people I don't know if you are, where it just gets bushier, if I don't tame it, man, it's gone.
• 8:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, yeah, you have to stay up on the maintenance and other things just all over the place.
• 8:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's everywhere, man.
• 8:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you know what, it's a pain in the ass.
• 8:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Having a mustache is a full time job.
• 8:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a responsibility.
• 8:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: It is.
• 8:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, not only to yourself, but to the public.
• 8:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: You sure, well, no, it's the ethos of the mustache community.
• 8:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, if you listen to today's citizen, well, yeah, I guess this is out on Friday.
• 8:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so if you listen to Wednesday's citizen on ethos, you'll know that there's two kinds.
• 8:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: There's the personal ethos that you develop and ethos literally means in an accustomed place meaning the place that you travel to the most and the idea is like the things that you do most often become who you are as a person.
• 8:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 8:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: But then there's also the collective ethos, which is like the doctor or lawyer community or the veteran community or something like that, or the mustache community.
• 8:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 8:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're trading on the honor of people.
• 8:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: You really?
• 8:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: When you go out in public with a mustache like that, you're taking on a certain amount of collective responsibility.
• 9:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: And I'll tell you, I don't appreciate when people don't take it seriously.
• 9:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, and look, here was Detroit's, and then that other picture you had, Bluke, of me and my kid pulled up.
• 9:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at that dick broom dude, holy shit.
• 9:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: That is thick as fuck.
• 9:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: And he looks like he's in danger.
• 9:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, in that photo.
• 9:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Every, I'm telling you, parents are stopping me.
• 9:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was fucked up, man.
• 9:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, I get a shave this.
• 9:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: I get shamed into it.
• 9:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: I get shamed, like nobody else had a stash like this.
• 9:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: And when it's this thick, you're either a bartender at a hipster bar or you're doing it like that's your life.
• 9:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: And nobody knows you without it.
• 9:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's no way you're just showing up.
• 9:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: And oh, hey, that's a fun thing I did for Christmas, which is what I do.
• 9:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: And yeah, I'm having second thoughts now with three kids.
• 9:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now I get a young daughter.
• 9:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: So it's like, it's even worse.
• 9:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Holy shit.
• 10:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, Luke, let's bring up this top 50 here and we'll see if we agree with them.
• 10:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let's start with 50 and then we'll go, we'll work our way up to number one, right?
• 10:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: I have not looked at this list, so I'm gonna be surprised as everybody.
• 10:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: They're also I assume I've got a list of my own that I think will not be on here.
• 10:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: I do too, I've got a couple in my mind, but I'm all wait to see.
• 10:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: And not just Hitler, by the way, that's obvious.
• 10:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, because it's not just about best, it's also about iconic.
• 10:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
• 10:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know what I mean?
• 10:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: But despite all that, I have ones that I don't think anybody will have thought of including all of you.
• 10:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: Really?
• 10:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think I've got one.
• 10:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: The nobody else is not okay.
• 10:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: No shit.
• 10:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let's we'll save those to the end.
• 10:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right fair enough Who do we got here at 50 at 55?
• 10:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: We have 50.
• 10:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think I can't do Zach Afron's mustache Okay, it was a great stash, but I can't do That will go 50 here.
• 10:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right.
• 10:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: Let's do we know that one was real?
• 10:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yes, it was it was real he can grow one Who's this guy?
• 11:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is Ryan Clark he's from X-Factor
• 11:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ryan Clay from X-Factor.
• 11:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: Who the fuck?
• 11:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: I've never heard of this guy.
• 11:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there's what happened to the rest of his face Oh, he's that British dude.
• 11:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is not a look.
• 11:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: This isn't a full stash No, this isn't now.
• 11:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: This doesn't now.
• 11:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: This guy doesn't get anything.
• 11:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know get that guy off my fucking mind.
• 11:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm trying to go Superman here, too Yeah, who do we got it like a 49 then because this guy ain't gonna do it for me, friend.
• 11:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sorry
• 11:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's not going to get my fucking dick hard to start the show.
• 11:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Ryan Gosling.
• 11:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: Gosling and what though, let's see, let's see the, you know what you need to do is right click and then open a new tab so you don't have to go back to that.
• 11:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, and that's a good idea.
• 11:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: So with Gosling.
• 11:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's in okay.
• 11:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's got a pretty good stash.
• 11:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, this was was this from a good guys the good guys.
• 11:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and then there was another one The fall guy.
• 11:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: Did he have a muscle now?
• 11:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't have a mustache.
• 11:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: What was the other one?
• 11:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's there's a bit of number of movies where he's had a mustache Lost pines with it was another one.
• 12:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: We had a he had a stash and he was playing this like white trash motor cycle guy
• 12:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: The one that you showed us, though, is a decent stash.
• 12:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I'm okay with that one.
• 12:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm fine to start with that.
• 12:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, this one right here, this is the movie with Russell Crowe.
• 12:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: And he can grow a stash, so it's not fake.
• 12:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, it's real.
• 12:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's a real stash.
• 12:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, I'll start with Gosling there from Good Guys at 50. Who else you got a 49 here, Blueck?
• 12:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: What's his name?
• 12:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: 48 is Rufus Hound.
• 12:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Rufus Hound.
• 12:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know this fucking actor.
• 12:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Go to that one where he's in the green suit right there.
• 12:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 12:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, I never know how I feel about these stashes.
• 12:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: I can always think they're cheesy and you look like you work at a fucking circus.
• 12:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, if you overdo it too much, it just comes across as a gimmick.
• 13:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, and that's the thing, right?
• 13:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's like I think a lot of these people do it as a gimmick versus this is who I am, and this is what looks best on my face.
• 13:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: For you, I mean, you've got a thick beard.
• 13:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Did you ever grow it out and then just shave it into a mustache?
• 13:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: No.
• 13:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Never.
• 13:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Not like women.
• 13:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just not a curiosity though.
• 13:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: You weren't curious to see what you look like with a mustache?
• 13:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, I mean, I guess I'm a little curious.
• 13:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: I've never done it though.
• 13:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
• 13:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think, uh, Kansas would appreciate it.
• 13:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: She married you because of the beard, right?
• 13:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Probably 90%.
• 13:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: So Jesse, by the way, my wife married me because I could grow the stash later in life and we discussed this on the show the other day.
• 13:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's all she wants, late in life, and I promised her that.
• 13:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: But I said, hey, dude, I've got to be old and gray enough to not give a fuck about this anymore, because
• 13:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: there is maintenance involved and I don't want to look like a fucking predator at my kid's school I don't and if you wait until the kids are a little bit older there's going to be less likely to be accused of being a press yes and then it's not what they can eat matches what the kids don't they still got to be able to prove it yeah I mean there's still got to have to pull down your pants like Michael Jackson and take pictures of my penis yeah I mean I've got a dick mustache and sideburns
• 14:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: I have a very strange pubic hair configuration, really.
• 14:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, just a little mustache at the top and then side burns down the balls.
• 14:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've only gone a shave mine twice a year with Manscape.
• 14:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: I still use Manscape, by the way, they're not on the show anymore, because they make a superior product.
• 14:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's so good that I've only had to buy another one in life.
• 14:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like I've bought in two and eight years, it's such a great product, and when they called, they were like, hey, man, what's the story?
• 14:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I go,
• 14:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: They never break, you made it like make a shit of your product.
• 14:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: What do you want me to say?
• 14:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: I love the goddamn things and it's still all I use to this day.
• 14:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I'll ride or die for a man's gate, but it's you need one of those to keep up with something like this.
• 14:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's the only thing I'll say.
• 14:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's just two in sense.
• 14:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: What do we got here 48?
• 14:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Blooker.
• 15:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: 47, we got Ron Burgundy.
• 15:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, this is definitely on the list.
• 15:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, they did a whole campaign pull-up to it was a movie poster where it was just the mustache and I think it might have been for the sequel Yeah, was this one that one.
• 15:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, God and pop that up That's how iconic this one was were
• 15:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: We knew who this was, what this was, everything else.
• 15:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's like that.
• 15:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if you ever seen that meme.
• 15:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: And it's, you can, you know, immediately who this is, just by this part of their hair and it's Eminem's hair and the front when he was blonde like that little colleague he has right here.
• 15:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: Find that meme, Eminem, Catholic meme.
• 15:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: Hurry up, go, go, go, go.
• 15:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Eminem, Catholic meme, Cal, C-O-W-L. Yeah, okay.
• 15:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't know, I can't mean this.
• 15:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 15:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, not of these are the right ones.
• 15:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: I haven't heard about this, does he have a calic?
• 16:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's a little span right in the front, yeah.
• 16:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 16:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've got one in the back and then a little one in the front, but that's about it there.
• 16:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't know what this is, because I've only known him with a shaved head and blonde hair.
• 16:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but it's not shaved, it's short here.
• 16:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: I've ascended to you.
• 16:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's insane you haven't been able to find this yet.
• 16:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's time to encall it.
• 16:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm telling you.
• 16:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: He did the right things.
• 16:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: I haven't seen your good.
• 16:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: Do you have Dr. Brow's Instagram?
• 16:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I don't.
• 16:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Send it to Twitter if you want to.
• 16:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: While he's looking for that, who's up next?
• 16:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not looking for it.
• 16:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: I found it in Cairo ready.
• 16:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: It took me 10 seconds.
• 16:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Let's see.
• 16:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Who's up next on that list?
• 16:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Look who you got there.
• 16:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Next we got rise ephans.
• 16:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: but I'm not doing since he, oh, yeah.
• 16:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's a great actor.
• 17:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: He is one of the best.
• 17:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's played yes, guys.
• 17:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: He was in the replacements with a canal, dude, canal Reeves.
• 17:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 17:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: That guy rocks, man.
• 17:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: And yeah, he's always had a mustache and most of his shit, but also if you I've seen a lot of his movies, he looks like a fucking pedophile.
• 17:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: A little, yeah, but he's also Eastern European, right?
• 17:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, I believe he's British.
• 17:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's a scene of him and his underpants.
• 17:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think he's a huge grant movie.
• 17:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Remember, he was like, Hugh Grant's brother or roommates, and that fucking famous movie, and he's always just walking around and his underwear, Hugh Grant's yelling, I don't know.
• 17:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: We've got these weird fruit flies.
• 17:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think we're the driver for fuck off of our house.
• 17:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: Now, let me stab somebody.
• 17:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, get it here.
• 17:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: There you go.
• 17:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: This guy gave zero.
• 17:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he's well, that's why I thought he would be all right.
• 17:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, for people don't, I mean, he's, so he's played, he plays, Otto are played.
• 18:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: Otto high tower in House of Dragons.
• 18:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think he died at the end of season two, right, or the middle of season two.
• 18:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, or something?
• 18:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
• 18:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: I never got into House of the Dragons.
• 18:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: Wasn't he the old?
• 18:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, he's the one.
• 18:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's the one.
• 18:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't know.
• 18:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the new season started this week.
• 18:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't remember, he maybe he's still alive in that one.
• 18:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know, but he's a great actor.
• 18:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's a solid mustache.
• 18:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a good one, yeah.
• 18:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's been a bunch.
• 18:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's true.
• 18:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Not a pretty sick beard.
• 18:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's been a bunch of shit.
• 18:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think he was in a train spawning, I think, too.
• 18:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, he's a fucking great actor.
• 18:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's one of those names, though, where, like, you see his face and you know exactly who it is, but then if you don't, you don't know who this is.
• 18:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, he looks better with the full beard, I feel like, you know?
• 18:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: I do too, but early on in his career, he was, he couldn't grow it.
• 18:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: He was like, me, I can't grow a fucking beard.
• 18:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: So later in life he did probably out of a lot of people who grow Beards later in life do it because they couldn't do it and they were younger.
• 18:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's the fascination with it.
• 18:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: And the closest I got was when I was in that coma, I was in the hospital for 45 days.
• 19:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 19:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: They can't shave you.
• 19:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: So is that all those feeding tubes and all that other shits?
• 19:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: And that's a that's a nice.
• 19:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: How do properties cocaine must that's a beautiful one.
• 19:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at that he and he's probably on cocaine and I would hope so.
• 19:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: I would hope so too.
• 19:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who got there next?
• 19:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: Wait, go to that, go to Twitter really quick.
• 19:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: And just pull this meme up really, really fast.
• 19:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it's, see, you know exactly who that is without seeing their face.
• 19:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, yeah.
• 19:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: But that's the only way I know him is like this with the short hair.
• 19:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he's got, I don't know what he's doing now.
• 19:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: Eminem?
• 19:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's in his 50s, ma'am.
• 19:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, he was kids are grown up.
• 19:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, his daughter just got married.
• 19:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, didn't she marry like, hailing Banjo, these kid or some shit?
• 19:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, that was like the chick from Stranger Things.
• 19:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, that's right.
• 19:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: But she grew up to be like a tall D1.
• 19:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think a volleyball player isn't like that.
• 19:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: Good for her.
• 19:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: I know shit.
• 19:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean, he's rich of shit beyond.
• 19:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Wait, how was how was she told?
• 19:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's five foot eight.
• 20:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: And now I think of the wife.
• 20:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, is that the marriage?
• 20:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: There you go.
• 20:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh damn, well, she's five, seven, based on that picture.
• 20:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: Look at that.
• 20:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, no, I think Eminem is up on a step.
• 20:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you might think.
• 20:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know for a fact, show this picture of what wartime, you know for a fact, Eminem was like, nah, dude, I'm not going down one step, so I can be shorter than my own daughter.
• 20:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, that's exactly what happened in this photo.
• 20:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: But she turned out completely fucking normal somehow.
• 20:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: The wife just got arrested like a week ago again.
• 20:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not kidding.
• 20:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, Luke.
• 20:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no, Kim.
• 20:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Kim, she looks like shit.
• 20:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it's rough.
• 20:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's all she had to do is act normal and she would be rich.
• 20:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: And now there's a mugshot from her from maybe a week ago or two and you're just like, what, dude?
• 20:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Cut off all her hair, all this other shit.
• 20:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: You just type in a mugshot and you're, it'll pop right up there.
• 20:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because it was on TMZ and I was like, oh shit.
• 20:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, cool.
• 21:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: There you are.
• 21:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know that was an old one.
• 21:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: So go to that one with a short hair in the middle look She's been arrested quite a few times.
• 21:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, this is rough guys.
• 21:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just giving you a heads up Yeah, that's no bueno.
• 21:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that is Kim now That's not great.
• 21:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh-huh
• 21:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now, that's drugs, obviously, because she was pretty hot when she was younger, so I understood it, but yeah, that's the, that's the chick that he married, and then that's the chick that she became.
• 21:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: So he got out of there where she stayed and ate my whole parent.
• 21:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: Look, by low, so high, right?
• 21:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I, I, I, to say, look at this.
• 21:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think in relationship terms, you do the opposite.
• 21:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh-huh.
• 21:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's another one from move.
• 21:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, she's been arrested like 12 times.
• 21:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: What fucking happened?
• 21:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Math, drugs, shit, life, neck tattoos, you know, that first neck tattoo is going to lead you down a slippery slope.
• 21:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: And always does.
• 21:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: We will get up next book.
• 22:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: on the old next step we got Orlando balloon now immediately I call bullshit on blum uh... she fucking look at that is it it's like it almost so it's like almost worse than mine he has had it forever but like he keeps it small for some reason and I don't really know why he's a small because he's small
• 22:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, in real life, he's a fucking normal size dude, no that's not what I mean.
• 22:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I mean, his, uh, his, his, his, or uh, his.
• 22:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
• 22:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 22:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like that's not the, that's not the, that's not the facial hair of a man that knows what's going on.
• 22:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, that's a facial hair of a man who's trying to, he's peeking in through the door.
• 22:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: Right.
• 22:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's not even in the chair.
• 22:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, he's peeking through the door.
• 22:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: If you, maybe the blinds, you're wife to Justin Trudeau.
• 22:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, shit's fucked up.
• 22:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like shit is fucked up.
• 22:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, he's always had a stash.
• 22:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I kind of understand it because look, Lord of the Rings was one of the biggest goddamn movies of all time.
• 23:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: He could have a similar look if he just rub some coffee grounds on his face like that.
• 23:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: The hair is just going to be a great deal.
• 23:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: I get it.
• 23:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: But they want some star fuckers on this list.
• 23:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who's up next, Blue?
• 23:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: What do we got?
• 23:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Next up we got the goat Nicholas Cage.
• 23:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, it's in a damn he's that's a great mustache as over the years
• 23:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at that, fuck yeah dude.
• 23:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that ain't bad.
• 23:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: There was one though.
• 23:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Pull up the one from raising Arizona, Nicholas Cajun, raising Arizona.
• 23:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Raising Arizona is the best.
• 23:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's number one.
• 23:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Caster Troy and Fesaf was a good one too.
• 23:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry.
• 23:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm about my favorite Nick Cajun.
• 23:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: But, Nick Janna in raising Arizona is the, well, that's what I'm talking about.
• 23:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: His mustache in Fesaf was great.
• 23:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: Match tick man, he had a great one too, but this is the best.
• 23:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is the best one.
• 23:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is just man.
• 23:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is what would have happened to him if he never got movies.
• 24:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: If he wasn't like this, if this was his last movie, this would have been him 20 years later in life.
• 24:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean, yes, still.
• 24:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no.
• 24:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Instead, he's got the glow up in the whole cool base of Jeff's McColley right there.
• 24:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, dude.
• 24:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at that.
• 24:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, isn't that right?
• 24:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: He was in that 911 movie.
• 24:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: What about the battle of tenet?
• 24:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: Didn't he have a good one in that too?
• 24:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's kind of the worst thing in two, but I don't recall.
• 24:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: But the one from raising Arizona will never be beat to that ever.
• 24:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: And he can really grow it.
• 24:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Those are real stashes.
• 24:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, who's up next on that list?
• 24:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Next up, we got Martin Luther King Jr. All right, is he iconic?
• 24:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, is his mustache?
• 24:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: No.
• 24:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's just a standard black band mustache.
• 24:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: Right.
• 24:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: 1950s.
• 24:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: Right.
• 24:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: If I feel like texture.
• 24:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let's just grow that.
• 24:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I don't want to.
• 24:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't want to.
• 24:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: The smurch is named.
• 24:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I mean, he's the smurch and enough himself.
• 25:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: Cream pine 16 year olds, but.
• 25:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, I just like, it's not a bad mustache.
• 25:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if it makes a top list or anything.
• 25:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's an iconic mustache.
• 25:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: He personally, so typically speaking, the mustache lends some measure of gravitas to you.
• 25:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think he's lending more to the mustache in this scenario.
• 25:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Can I tell you why he did it?
• 25:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think.
• 25:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because I think everybody's got a reason behind a mustache.
• 25:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: I really do believe that.
• 25:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: To catch the, to make himself look more serious, probably, he has got a baby face.
• 25:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's exactly, and make himself look a little older because he was surprisingly younger than what we thought because of his hairline that goes all the way back there.
• 25:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think he grew the mustache to be like, all right, I'm a serious bitton if man, and I mean, bitton is.
• 25:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he was 39, what he died.
• 25:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 25:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: So like, that is not a today's 39 year old.
• 25:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know what I'm saying?
• 25:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: He had to grow that stash, so I understand it.
• 25:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: And it was a, it was the right move for him.
• 25:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: And for that, yeah, I'll allow it on that list.
• 26:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because he grew it on purpose to kind of be what the press and the media would have said, and to go back to what you said, Anthony, you can't cream pie 16-year-olds with no mustache.
• 26:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, certainly not.
• 26:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: But I'll say this, I don't think that was technically illegal
• 26:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, with the time?
• 26:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: Just saying.
• 26:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: Wait, don't know about it.
• 26:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's about the fact that I don't think cream pie in a six-year-old in Alabama was illegal right now.
• 26:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I think it's pretty much on its own.
• 26:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not kidding.
• 26:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm not kidding.
• 26:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: Sounds good.
• 26:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: Lino 15 was the age of consent until like 10 years ago.
• 26:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think it's sexist.
• 26:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Sexist is 17.
• 26:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Texas 18.
• 26:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, it's 17.
• 26:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: Texas for it in New York.
• 26:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: So remember that story told a while back at you to tell all the guys in your unit.
• 26:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: So on movie sets, they would tell you too of like hey guys, if you're going out to the bars tonight, here's the fucking ages.
• 26:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: if you're shooting another state.
• 26:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think if you go to a bar and pick up a girl and you get charged with stats rape, the owner of the bar should get the charge and not you.
• 27:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Which could shouldn't be in there in the fucking first.
• 27:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, so those cases get tossed.
• 27:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 27:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: So just remember that guy from Oklahoma Thunder while he's in the bulls now.
• 27:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: Getty.
• 27:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 27:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's it.
• 27:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's it.
• 27:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 27:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 27:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: There are 30 states with the age of consent at 16 years old.
• 27:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's right, you do.
• 27:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's the majority of 16 or 17.
• 27:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: There's like eight or nine to this 18.
• 27:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: Texas, Florida, New York, Massachusetts, I think Washington, California, there's not many.
• 27:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Arizona.
• 27:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean, and if you go to certain parts of Texas, where it's all Muslim, it's 12.
• 27:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: So there's a lot of those right now.
• 27:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's after they raised the age of consent from nine.
• 27:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.
• 27:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: And that was, that was a struggle, brother, you know?
• 27:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: So even here in North Carolina, the age of consent is 16 years old.
• 27:52
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  [SPEAKER_01]: This next up, we got a Mark Twain.
• 35:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sam, you'll see our comments.
• 35:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: This should what numbers he coming in right now?
• 35:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: that number is 42.
• 35:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: That is a low.
• 35:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's really fun.
• 35:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's a top 10 staff.
• 35:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: I thought I had them in the top 10 before the show started.
• 35:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 35:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: So again, we did not look at this pre-hand, but between stash was so legendary that it became a big part of who he was.
• 35:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 35:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: So when I think of Mark Twain, I think gray hair and gray mustache.
• 35:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's obviously a
• 35:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then the version that Val Kilmer was trying to make his entire life.
• 35:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: There was a biopic that was floating around Hollywood was this one.
• 35:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: So this is who he was playing.
• 35:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 35:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, to be honest, I think that Mark Twain in a lot of ways is just, or I'm sorry, Doc Holliday is as Mark Twain with a gun.
• 36:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: in a lot of ways.
• 36:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: I always thought they're a person out of the way similar to read their biographies and stuff.
• 36:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I read Kilmer's.
• 36:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: He was obsessed obsessed with Mark Twain.
• 36:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: And that was the one role he wanted to do before he died.
• 36:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: He did it.
• 36:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: He got to do it in a one-man play around the nation and he could not get the movie Greenlet.
• 36:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: But if you watch his documentary on Amazon, there is way too much funnish of him playing Mark Twain by himself.
• 36:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: any video taped all of it, it's fucking creepy, man, uh, really creepy.
• 36:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, but that's way, that's a top 10 stash of all time.
• 36:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, guys.
• 36:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 36:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's that's way too fucking like I had him in my top 15, but I only included 10 for this episode.
• 36:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 36:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, who's up next?
• 36:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: 42's low dude for Twain.
• 36:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Next up we got Marcus Collins.
• 36:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Marcus,
• 36:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now as a reason that I've heard of him, it's a must dash.
• 36:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sox, that's a fucking, this, all right, so this is some media propaganda bullshit where they just want to throw some black people in there along with whites.
• 37:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: No need.
• 37:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: If you don't have a great stats.
• 37:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: There's black people that deserve to be on the bat.
• 37:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: I agree.
• 37:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: Danny fucking Glover.
• 37:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: Just better be up there.
• 37:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yes.
• 37:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: But we're going to have something to say about that.
• 37:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
• 37:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: We're going to have a chappy singler that are fucking beyond there too.
• 37:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: Doerway Lindo better be on this fucking list.
• 37:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to find this guy.
• 37:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: If they're not on this list, I'm finding him.
• 37:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Denzel's had a couple of great stats.
• 37:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's interesting.
• 37:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: This fucking guy?
• 37:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, and he's ahead of Mark Twain.
• 37:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 37:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I don't even know what the fuck this is.
• 37:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, go to the next one.
• 37:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is Louis Smith.
• 37:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, again, you're going with different races and cultures.
• 37:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just trying to jam these people in.
• 37:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: as a stash is a hole, right?
• 37:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: This guy was more of a go-t guy.
• 37:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know who this is.
• 37:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is more of a go-t guy, not a straight stash guy.
• 38:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: So you can miss me with this bullshit and now we're starting to get into why the media sucks is because you're throwing in these other races just to do it and it's like, no dude, that's not a fucking full mustache.
• 38:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: If the mustache isn't
• 38:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: Central focal point of the face you don't actually have a mustache.
• 38:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's great.
• 38:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's a facial hair.
• 38:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, I agree.
• 38:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: I agree Yeah, seems to crash that off and they had a him and had a twain Racist bullshit against white people so far.
• 38:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, who are we got next?
• 38:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Leave a shot.
• 38:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely.
• 38:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right now we're starting to get get some wear here Leav Shriver when the greatest actors of all time unfortunately has got a trans kid, which is weird to me, but it was after you got divorced
• 38:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe that had something to do with it.
• 38:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a good stash.
• 38:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: She was living with Naomi Watts.
• 38:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's always had a great stash and one of the most iconic voices of all time.
• 38:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: He does all of the NFL films, Hardknocks, everything.
• 39:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: And even when he was on that show on Showtime, is that Ray Donovan, he had to sign a waiver and both HBO and Showtime had to agree and they never agree.
• 39:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: to let an actor cross over like that and do the other thing and they were like, look, man.
• 39:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let's just not let the NFL fans down for hard knocks.
• 39:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: So show time let it go.
• 39:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then we're like, all right, cool.
• 39:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: He can do voiceover, but he can't be on screen.
• 39:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: So a great stash.
• 39:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a good one.
• 39:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: And we're back.
• 39:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're back after that one.
• 39:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: I feel all right about this one.
• 39:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fuck me, man.
• 39:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who's next?
• 39:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: Lee Francis, not familiar with this guy.
• 39:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a great stash, I'm not familiar with him, but if you show this picture to the people, he's a English comedian.
• 39:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is like there attempt to make it fucking not just global to US.
• 39:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 39:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Which look, this stash is fine.
• 39:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a bright red stash.
• 39:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's got blonde hair.
• 39:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm okay with this stash, just not this high up on the list.
• 40:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think the hair in combination with the mustache is what really, yeah, makes it work.
• 40:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck yeah, that's how it really helps ties the room together.
• 40:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: It really does.
• 40:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: It really does.
• 40:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Good rogue.
• 40:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
• 40:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who do we got the next?
• 40:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Next up, we have Kelly Rowland.
• 40:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Stop it.
• 40:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: You mean her dad?
• 40:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I think it's not the milk mustache milk mustache.
• 40:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: If they're not going to take this seriously, how do they expect us to take it to you?
• 40:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, and nobody ever takes a mustache seriously though.
• 40:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: For real, like it's one of those things where it seems like a joke.
• 40:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Jude Law is up next, right?
• 40:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yep, Jude Law.
• 40:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's a beautiful stash.
• 40:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: Beautiful stash.
• 40:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: Beautiful stash on a fucking beautiful man.
• 40:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean, that's what you're looking for.
• 40:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's a, that's...
• 40:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's constantly in Tom Selek a little bit right there with that flat stash across the brim.
• 40:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: I like that.
• 40:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: I like that a lot.
• 41:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: He that should be his permanent look in and to his mature years that should be his.
• 41:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: I know.
• 41:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's a nice look.
• 41:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: You could see this later on a life for sure as a must who's up next here.
• 41:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: on that tonight next year.
• 41:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, next up.
• 41:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: We got Jonathan rise.
• 41:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mine.
• 41:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Jonathan.
• 41:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's mine.
• 41:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 41:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: Great.
• 41:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: We're in the, uh, uh, two.
• 41:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: Uh, yeah, a little bit in the two days, but he had another one, um, goddammit, which one was it?
• 41:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's always had some form of a stash throughout his career.
• 41:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: He rarely goes stash list.
• 41:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's just a guy that looks better with a little scruff here and there, but, uh, yeah, he's always got some form of stash.
• 41:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but he rocks the bot, the chin, go-ty thing too.
• 41:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: A little bit, it depends on what it is, but, uh, yeah, dude, I always love this fucking dude.
• 41:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: If you shaved off that go-to, he'd have a nice, Clark Gavey.
• 41:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: He has before.
• 41:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he has before.
• 41:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's always had some form of a stash and everything he does.
• 42:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: The tutors was on one of my all-time phase.
• 42:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: What do you think his best performance is?
• 42:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: Tutors?
• 42:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: No.
• 42:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: From Paris with love?
• 42:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: No.
• 42:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: The Travolta.
• 42:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think that's his best one.
• 42:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's one of my favorite goofball shoot-em-up movies.
• 42:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: I have a hard time with Travolta, because I know how gay is.
• 42:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: That movie is all about wax, be in a fucking crazy killer, man.
• 42:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's like a fucking, it's kind of a goof.
• 42:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: All this all says this, you know?
• 42:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is one of your drink in your drinking.
• 42:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: He opened mouth kiss, one of our mutual friends.
• 42:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Trivolta.
• 42:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
• 42:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: So what?
• 42:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just on a first meet.
• 42:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's a shot.
• 42:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: On a first time you meet somebody, dude, you walk up to him and you give him an open mouth kiss and he was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, friend.
• 42:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's like, oh, no, we're just about to shoot a movie together.
• 42:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just going to be awesome, you know?
• 43:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 43:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: Total Danny Zuko on him.
• 43:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's just, uh, European.
• 43:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's not.
• 43:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: He was a gay man and, uh, you know what his out was?
• 43:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I don't want to go down a fucking conspiracy rabbit hole here, but he had one of the hottest wives of all time, Kelly Preston.
• 43:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now, that scene in Jerry Maguire, where she's fucking Jerry Maguire, and you see your fucking huge hits and everything else, and you're like, whoa, she's married to your Travolta.
• 43:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: She died of breast cancer years ago, and the rumor was that he was always with his fucking gay, he flies up, like, planes.
• 43:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: But he has to have an assistant for like the 747's in shit.
• 43:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: And it's just this fucking gay lover Jeremy guy that we always joke about that he travels with.
• 43:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: And he's living his best life.
• 43:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Finally shaved his head by the way.
• 43:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's called an assistant.
• 43:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sure is.
• 43:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's more than an assistant, okay?
• 43:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah.
• 43:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Next up, yeah, who do we got next up?
• 43:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: We have.
• 43:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Johnny, we Miller.
• 43:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I know Johnny, we Miller.
• 44:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he had a good one, and uh...
• 44:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: look at that.
• 44:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's a great one.
• 44:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: I can't know what what movies is for.
• 44:10
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• 44:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do you know what's first wife was?
• 44:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Angelian Jolian.
• 44:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
• 44:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, yeah.
• 44:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 44:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: And then we're doing hackers together, then they got married then.
• 44:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think they got married before I'd even they they started dating during the filming.
• 44:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: He was dating the most prime Angelian and Jolian of all time.
• 44:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean his best work is.
• 44:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Train spotting for sure I like he's been in a ton of stuff, but man, he that I still give him props for dating prime Angelina Jolie at that time that that was the best you could get before Of course you got super thin and fucking weird know before right before Gia before she started wearing fucking Belly Bob's blood around her exactly like he he got in on that and was probably like whoa do All right
• 44:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm all in, and we're going to do this, but you're also going to slip my throat.
• 45:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who would have got up next?
• 45:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Up next, we have.
• 45:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Johnny Depp.
• 45:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: Johnny Depp.
• 45:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: Perfect.
• 45:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 45:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: But he's never had just a mustache.
• 45:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's always a go-to-to.
• 45:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's always had a go-to see at the bottom.
• 45:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 45:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't consider that a mustache.
• 45:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: Again.
• 45:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's had, but he has done a lot of movies with just a mustache.
• 45:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: I've never wear right there.
• 45:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
• 45:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's the thing was called Mornasite.
• 45:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: There's nothing.
• 45:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: No.
• 45:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was in Spectre Clues, so yeah.
• 45:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't do the train shot movie.
• 45:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, um, man.
• 45:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: I Like Johnny DEP a lot.
• 45:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: I did too, but it just always has a bottom.
• 45:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree, but
• 45:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: You only do kind of know him with various forms of mustache.
• 45:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then that, this picture right here, when he was on trial for Amber heard, God, I can watch his videos all day long.
• 46:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: A highlight, reals of that, that you get served in, like, Instagram and shit.
• 46:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's like, it's why, it's why, if you wanna go to a basement comedy show where there's a guy,
• 46:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: who's six months in and heckle him go for it.
• 46:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: If you want to fucking follow Jerry Seinfeld around on the street and try to heckle him, good luck.
• 46:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, man.
• 46:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's been dealing with a shit for 55, zero years.
• 46:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, five decades.
• 46:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's been dealing with hecklers and he will light your ass on fire.
• 46:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: But you put Johnny Dep.
• 46:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: You try to cross exam and Johnny Dep.
• 46:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: That was a mistake.
• 46:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's been famous since 21 Jump Street.
• 46:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I'm just saying he is a very smart guy.
• 46:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 46:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's very sharp and you get, it was, uh, and he knows exactly.
• 46:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: He knows how to deliver his pathos as emotional appeal to the audience.
• 46:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's very good at it.
• 46:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: Putting him the, the, the, the, uh, prosecution, I guess it's not the prosecution, but the, what do you call it?
• 46:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: The plaintiff.
• 46:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 46:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: Putting him on a stand like that was such a fucking huge mistake.
• 47:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: I know.
• 47:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: What do you think, man?
• 47:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: What are you thinking?
• 47:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's so good.
• 47:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's like, they're giving an actor a stage.
• 47:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, what do you fucking hand it the microphone to the guy?
• 47:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: But why would you do that?
• 47:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Best line on the whole trial was, oh, and she took a grumpy in my bed.
• 47:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: What?
• 47:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: As a first time I had heard a grown man say grumpy out loud.
• 47:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: I've never heard anybody say that.
• 47:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 47:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: I've never heard that word.
• 47:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: And they were like, what?
• 47:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: A dukey.
• 47:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: Ters.
• 47:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: They took a grumpy in my bed.
• 47:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then they had photos of it in the courtroom.
• 47:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: and it was just like, oh my god, she tried to say it was like a fucking cat or something.
• 47:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, if I was Johnny Depp, I would have framed pictures of that up on my walls.
• 47:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck yeah, I wouldn't be big.
• 47:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: But here's what I would have done.
• 47:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: Had he lost that suit and had to pay her anything?
• 47:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: I would have had checks made with a picture of the Duke on it.
• 47:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: and sent her every payment would have been that every single payment.
• 47:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: If you would have lost that trial.
• 47:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, if he had lost it had to pay her money, I would have asked for to send it in sections like once a month, I'll send her a check.
• 48:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: And then it would have been the check cover art would have been that Duke.
• 48:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: So she'll never forget that.
• 48:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, look, is she still acting?
• 48:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: Are people still booking others now?
• 48:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, she moved to Europe.
• 48:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I think she got married, man.
• 48:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: And she's out, she's got kids now.
• 48:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: But after watching that trial, is it worth it how you can think it's hot anymore?
• 48:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Was it after that Aquaman disaster?
• 48:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like nobody wanted to watch it because she was in it?
• 48:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it was that.
• 48:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: And they kind of chopped her out of that.
• 48:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then she claims this trial ruined her entire career.
• 48:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you have the clip.
• 48:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, yeah, I mean, look, if you shed on people, yeah, it doesn't help.
• 48:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, no.
• 48:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: It doesn't exactly produce the kind of image you want as a hot blonde girl that you've shat on people.
• 48:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: Now, if you move to Japan or Germany, right, where do you buy?
• 48:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, and hey, by the way, she's over in Europe, so we don't know.
• 48:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Play this clip real quick, do you have it?
• 49:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, and they were making a...
• 49:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: a wonderful point of just how funny it was that, um, I thought that some human being had actually dropped a, um, grumpy part of the term, onto the bed, play it again.
• 49:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: I get to hear this on a loop all day I do right and they were
• 49:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: making a wonderful point of just how funny it was that I thought that some human being
• 49:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: God, it's a delivery of that.
• 50:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it is literally like he's in a fucking movie playing the part of Johnny Depp as Johnny Depp.
• 50:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: God, it's amazing.
• 50:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: I can watch his highlights all fucking day.
• 50:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who do we got up next, Luke?
• 50:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Next up, we have Jamie Foxx.
• 50:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Jamie Foxx, all right.
• 50:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Jamie Foxx has always had some form of a mustache.
• 50:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now, interestingly enough, when you pull that up, Carl, there's a picture of Carl Wethers next to.
• 50:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: He better be on this too.
• 50:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Better be on this fucking list and better be in the top goddamn 20 for me, or I'm gonna lose my shit.
• 50:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Jamie Foxx has never had a real mustache.
• 50:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, he's got a little pencil thin thing right.
• 50:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but that's like, you know, it's it's part of him.
• 50:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's part of him and it's been around for 40 years now.
• 50:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: So yes, but it's not Excuse me.
• 50:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's not something great enough to crack the top fit.
• 50:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't know about all that, but he's we'll see what the other black fellows in front of him are.
• 50:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hmm, I think it's another one of those situations where just because he's famous he makes the the mustache iconic right and it and again These whenever you do these lists with the media They're gonna try to space it out of like it can't be all honkies, right?
• 51:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because that is our gift and it looks better on a white face a mustache always looks better on a white face because
• 51:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is blank, so it just pops more, where you're like, all right, let's see what I think I'm looking at.
• 51:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Contrast, yeah.
• 51:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right, all right, who's up next on this list?
• 51:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who we got there?
• 51:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Next up we have James Franco.
• 51:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: At 31, all right, he's always had a stash.
• 51:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, when was this list made?
• 51:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: Cause I'm surprised some Hollywood cook put him on it.
• 51:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, he was doing a movie.
• 51:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: He was playing Castro and it got shelved.
• 51:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what happened to it.
• 51:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: They shot it.
• 51:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, but yeah, I mean, what year was this doesn't say when it was made.
• 51:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's fine.
• 51:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's fine.
• 51:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: But Frank goes fine.
• 51:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's always had a stash in that like what is he 31?
• 51:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: On the list.
• 52:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't know.
• 52:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: He is on.
• 52:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he's 31.
• 52:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he's always had a stash forever.
• 52:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I'm okay with this.
• 52:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm all right with it for sure.
• 52:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Go to the next one.
• 52:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who's number 30?
• 52:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: At 30, we have Henry Holland.
• 52:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Henry Holland's.
• 52:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't care about this.
• 52:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't know this guy.
• 52:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, is this an old timey dude?
• 52:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like what I don't think so.
• 52:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think this list is going to have old Tommy people on it.
• 52:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Fuck this guy.
• 52:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: They have twain already.
• 52:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's twain.
• 52:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right.
• 52:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Go to the next one here.
• 52:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 52:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe.
• 52:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: He has a pretty nice mustache.
• 52:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: That is a nice mustache.
• 52:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: But is that the guy they're talking?
• 52:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 52:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: That one's better.
• 52:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right.
• 52:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: What does it say there underneath it?
• 52:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a history mustache.
• 52:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thomas Henry Holland.
• 52:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 52:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: History mustache.
• 52:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 52:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Click the info on that.
• 52:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: What did he do exactly?
• 52:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a nice stash.
• 52:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: So maybe the other guy, I remember his problem sure it's probably a common name here.
• 52:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: What does this guy do that is so important in the world?
• 52:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: He was a prince or something, wasn't he?
• 53:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Excellent.
• 53:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, I've never heard of him.
• 53:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: I haven't either.
• 53:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, let me look up.
• 53:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, Blux, you're on Wikipedia right now.
• 53:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: What does it say is professionalist?
• 53:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, it's just the picture page.
• 53:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he was a British geologist who worked in India with the Geological Survey of India.
• 53:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's a pretty sweet restaurant.
• 53:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's a weird guy to add on this.
• 53:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, man, right after James Franco.
• 53:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, hey, let's give you this guy who used to study in India for Christ.
• 53:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's a super usso-terric edition.
• 53:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: How did he die?
• 53:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: This is death right away, is I think it was very lean and home unexpectedly from a to contracted because of that mustache probably one would have that's up for any mercury got it.
• 53:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, it is that's a real aids one.
• 53:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, who do we got up next next up?
• 53:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: We have
• 53:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Groucho marks.
• 53:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, this is in all timer here.
• 54:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: This should in way higher.
• 54:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't understand that at all.
• 54:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean, that's a classic one for sure.
• 54:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: They still sell the classes in the mustache because of him.
• 54:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like he's in my top 10.
• 54:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's in my top five.
• 54:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Groucho marks is in my top five.
• 54:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like we all, I'm not even a Groucho marks fan.
• 54:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just don't, I don't like the, the non-talkies.
• 54:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: So like, you know, like, is a comedian, I feel like everybody brings
• 54:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sure he was for that period of time, but like that doesn't juice me off of, ah, man, our chaplain.
• 54:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Chaplain's probably on this list as well, he's gonna be top 10, but Groucho Marks needs to be higher than that.
• 54:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Did he correct the 20s?
• 54:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: He is at 29.
• 54:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I mean, look, 10, yes, he's an easily top 10 guy for me.
• 54:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Good read.
• 54:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Top 10 guy for me.
• 54:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's way low.
• 54:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, look at their go up to the fucking glasses there.
• 55:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's it.
• 55:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, when they make a fucking mustache out of you with a fake nose and eyelashes and glasses to wear, you're a fucking icon dude.
• 55:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're an icon.
• 55:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't see anybody walking around with James Franko's mustache.
• 55:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, you can't buy that and wear that around.
• 55:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who do we go up next?
• 55:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Up next we have George Clooney.
• 55:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, so Clooney's had some iconic mouth moustaches over the years.
• 55:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's in there for sure.
• 55:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, he's on a head of marks, but I don't know.
• 55:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: His best mustache was in the brotherware out, though.
• 55:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm a dope, damn man, God damn it.
• 55:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: I thought it was about his hair, but yeah, I mean, he had it.
• 55:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Didn't he have a good mustache?
• 55:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: It rates great mustache in that.
• 55:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: And it's pencil thin, but it's perfect.
• 55:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: So like that character, there you go.
• 55:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's a look at that thing, dude.
• 55:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a beautiful stash, and you've got to have somebody on set to make that for you every day, because it's perfect.
• 56:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, this is what you should watch instead of the Odyssey to be honest, because it's the same story.
• 56:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: This is based on the Odyssey, right?
• 56:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Is it really?
• 56:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's, I've never heard it's the Odyssey, yeah.
• 56:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it'd be for John Goodman plays the Cyclops.
• 56:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: Are you kidding?
• 56:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and I think they made them like the Grand Cyclops at the KKK, which is a nice hand.
• 56:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right.
• 56:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's wild, no.
• 56:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 56:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he doesn't really get my stash as every time.
• 56:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, the one in Ocean's 11.
• 56:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Pop this up, or Ocean's 12, I think.
• 56:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look how thick this is.
• 56:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: That, is that real?
• 56:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think it is.
• 56:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: Where's that a costume now?
• 56:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
• 56:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: That almost looks like a costume.
• 56:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't remember anything.
• 56:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: Trusting up like that is part of his normal outfit.
• 56:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: He can grow one, man.
• 56:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, guy like that, he's got a permanent five o'clock shadow over there.
• 56:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Go for it.
• 56:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I'll reserve judgment on that one.
• 56:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: What do we got up next book?
• 56:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Up next, we have, who with a goat, gang is con.
• 57:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's pretty sweet.
• 57:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, where do you guys have them?
• 57:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, you guys are history guys.
• 57:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Where do you guys have them?
• 57:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: Ging is con, fucked more people than any human being that ever lived.
• 57:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: And we do know his facial hair for a guy that's never been photographed.
• 57:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: To my knowledge, right?
• 57:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, it's just a fool around you.
• 57:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 57:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: uh... is this is all i remember him that's right here but it is also a go-to one must ask was huge one and i mean uh... thin and fucking long like at length point half a percent of all human males carry a specific why chromosome signature linked directly the game is gone but there are sixty million living descendants right now
• 57:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: Mint just men it's either best stick man of all times.
• 57:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, that's I've closed no question.
• 57:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay So yeah, he's first I'm hearing these stats and I was like that's the that's the go.
• 57:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah one and 200 One and 200 males globally have some Chromism that traces back to his lineage
• 58:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: They're not direct descendants necessarily, but, yeah, 16 million direct male descendants on this planet right now.
• 58:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: At least it's his chromosome and not the dude from a cork you from life goes on, I don't know.
• 58:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why he's got an extra one to give?
• 58:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: He does, but luckily, I don't know, it's my knowledge.
• 58:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: He hasn't given it an out, so maybe keep that one for yourself.
• 58:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who's up next, Luke?
• 58:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a good one, though.
• 58:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, he's, he deserves it.
• 58:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'd leave that one on there, yeah.
• 58:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Next up, we got Garrett, headland.
• 58:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, so, this guy's always, I know who this is.
• 58:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's always struggle to grow a sash and later on a life, he was able to grow a sash.
• 58:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's the guy from front in a life.
• 58:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: This is already 40s.
• 58:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, but it took him until he was older in life to grow a sash, but same with me.
• 58:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: So, yeah, I mean, that one there is pretty good.
• 58:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: It is.
• 58:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but there's a go-to with it.
• 58:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, he's in, uh,
• 59:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: What's that show that's lies on?
• 59:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's one of the characters.
• 59:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: Black.
• 59:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: Is that Oklahoma or a King of Tulsa?
• 59:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: Tulsa, Tulsa, Tulsa King, yeah.
• 59:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's on that show.
• 59:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: He was really good in the sequel to Tron as well, I enjoyed that.
• 59:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: But as far as mustache is go, I've never seen him with only a mustache.
• 59:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's got the accompanying go-toe.
• 59:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: He was in, I think, three brothers, two with Mark Wahlberg.
• 59:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: And Andre 3000, who might be on this list, who's up next, Blue, could we got?
• 59:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Next up, we got Fredrick Nice.
• 59:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Nietzsche.
• 59:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nietzsche.
• 59:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, Nietzsche's got to be on this list.
• 59:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Pass me.
• 59:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is boy, this is the top 20 stash, guys.
• 59:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Nietzsche, right?
• 59:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, this is a guy's funny.
• 59:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: This is a guy's smuggling shit.
• 59:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Look at that.
• 59:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's a fucking broom.
• 59:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's unnecessary.
• 59:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's a janitor's broom.
• 59:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know?
• 59:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: See, that right there is like what we were talking about earlier where if you just let it grow and grow without doing anything to it, that's what it turns into.
• 59:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: And that's still impressive.
• 1:00:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's not giving a fuck about life.
• 1:00:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because there's no way any girls just like greats.
• 1:00:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: I want to make out with you, or I want that fucking janitor's broom on my pussy at night.
• 1:00:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, his head of hair is so well-capped.
• 1:00:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know, but then the rest of it is just a goddamn car crash.
• 1:00:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's crazy.
• 1:00:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, this is the only one I know of him and he deserves to be hired for sure.
• 1:00:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, I could see this guy making craft beer and Portland or something like that.
• 1:00:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, 100%.
• 1:00:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, if you had my triple IPA, it's called the Grizzly Goose.
• 1:00:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, like, I know I haven't met him, but I didn't make me one.
• 1:00:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's got some psychotic eyes to look at this photo.
• 1:00:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: and he's just ready to fucking rape.
• 1:00:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a rape look right there.
• 1:00:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's little tiny specks, little tiny fucking eyeglasses.
• 1:00:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: He was a pragmist, that's all you need.
• 1:00:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm looking in one direction, motherfucker.
• 1:00:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: Why do I need glasses?
• 1:00:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: Or I can see everywhere.
• 1:00:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, I only want to see that one fucking thing.
• 1:00:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Interesting.
• 1:00:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: Interesting.
• 1:00:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who's up next on this list?
• 1:01:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Next up, we have Freddie Mercury.
• 1:01:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh boy, that could have been higher from me.
• 1:01:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: That could have been top 15.
• 1:01:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: I got him top 15.
• 1:01:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at that, perfect picture book.
• 1:01:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at this.
• 1:01:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: This, all right, let me ask you guys this.
• 1:01:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Most iconic mustache in music history.
• 1:01:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think it is.
• 1:01:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, in music history, I'd say, yeah.
• 1:01:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: I did it all.
• 1:01:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: I pulled it off, where it was just like, without it, I don't know what this sky would have looked like.
• 1:01:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I don't think anybody's ever seen it without it, right?
• 1:01:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: No.
• 1:01:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, no, his early career, he went without the mustache, his early career in Queen.
• 1:01:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Really?
• 1:01:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, not not a good look.
• 1:01:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I mean look at this so go up a blue go up one more I'm gonna show you yeah the red shirt yep this one
• 1:01:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: So as a kid, when they take you to the barber shop and shit, there used to be these books of like, what you want your hair to look like and all that's other shit.
• 1:02:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is the photo they use.
• 1:02:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: This Freddie Mercury photo is in all the 80s, books of like, hey, this is what you could look like, not only with this haircut, but if you have a mustache, so the right for the rest of the clients coming in, you were like, all right, but even then, I knew at a young age that this was a homosexual.
• 1:02:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, 100%.
• 1:02:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I would pull up a picture of John Oates mustache.
• 1:02:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oates is probably two.
• 1:02:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: I would say he's all notes.
• 1:02:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: I know.
• 1:02:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: I would say he's objectively number one.
• 1:02:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: They call it fruit.
• 1:02:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:02:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: Freddie Mercury.
• 1:02:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: No.
• 1:02:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: They called his mustache the mouth brow.
• 1:02:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: Stop it.
• 1:02:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:02:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: It had its own name.
• 1:02:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
• 1:02:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's not a great picture of it.
• 1:02:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's not a bad picture of it though.
• 1:02:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's not a great one.
• 1:02:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: There's a there's they no longer speaks to each other.
• 1:02:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: They're suing each other right now, by the way, of course.
• 1:02:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I don't know where it's from.
• 1:02:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, what's up, dude?
• 1:02:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're live on here.
• 1:02:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Come on in.
• 1:02:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're talking about mustache.
• 1:02:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Did you want to show your mustache live on here?
• 1:03:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: I say, no, the UPS guy.
• 1:03:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: You've got a dope stash, dude.
• 1:03:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do you ever show without the beard?
• 1:03:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: You ever show without the beard and just go stash?
• 1:03:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: OK, yeah.
• 1:03:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's what we're talking about today.
• 1:03:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: I understand it.
• 1:03:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, you too, man, we appreciate it.
• 1:03:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Who's up next on this, this, this, this, this, this blue.
• 1:03:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that might be a better picture of him that for for you.
• 1:03:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're damn.
• 1:03:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Is this way?
• 1:03:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's the boss.
• 1:03:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's Henry.
• 1:03:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's Henry.
• 1:03:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's Henry.
• 1:03:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: If you did that on purpose, that would have been a list.
• 1:03:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: That there is.
• 1:03:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there we go.
• 1:03:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, all right.
• 1:03:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's a two behind Mercury for me.
• 1:03:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sorry.
• 1:03:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, next up.
• 1:03:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Next up.
• 1:03:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: What number is this?
• 1:03:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: 23.
• 1:03:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: 23.
• 1:03:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Eddie Mercury.
• 1:03:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Eddie Murphy.
• 1:03:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Eddie Murphy.
• 1:03:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
• 1:03:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now, if you're going to go black iconic actors, he's had this stash as entirely.
• 1:03:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
• 1:03:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Never.
• 1:03:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think I can only remember him in trading places in SNL without the stash.
• 1:03:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: So he's had a stash for 40 years.
• 1:04:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: Coming to America, did he have it?
• 1:04:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: Uh, yes, remember.
• 1:04:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep, he did.
• 1:04:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, he did.
• 1:04:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Axel Foley.
• 1:04:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean, everything he's been.
• 1:04:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, damn.
• 1:04:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
• 1:04:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: So if you're going to do it, do it right.
• 1:04:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do it with Eddie Murphy.
• 1:04:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, I agree with this.
• 1:04:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: I still got some people higher than him.
• 1:04:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: But this fits right.
• 1:04:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Is this right around 23, Luke?
• 1:04:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: This his age here?
• 1:04:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, no.
• 1:04:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, 23, yes, 23.
• 1:04:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, it is.
• 1:04:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, great.
• 1:04:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:04:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right.
• 1:04:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a 23 for me, that's so weird.
• 1:04:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think that's the first one on the list that's in the right spot.
• 1:04:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I do too.
• 1:04:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, this is a perfect one.
• 1:04:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 1:04:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who do we got them next to your book?
• 1:04:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Up next, we have David Beckham.
• 1:04:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, Beckham, iconic, uh, yeah, dude.
• 1:04:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a sweet one.
• 1:04:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's like, but yeah, but when he finally, no, don't forget about this one.
• 1:04:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: When he finally lost the go to you part and just rock the street, mustache, you can find a picture of it.
• 1:04:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: Uh, it was like, the down there, he's got a, with the five o'clock shadow there.
• 1:04:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's like a beautiful man.
• 1:05:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's he so he's at the World Cup dude and he was sitting with Tom Cruise.
• 1:05:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, for the first You guys still got a little stubble on his chin there, but when he there's there's some photos of him for more more recent Where he lost the chin shit all together, and it's just a stash.
• 1:05:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's it.
• 1:05:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's a really old.
• 1:05:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he looks really good Yeah, he is a beautiful man, dude, and this is one where like if you lose your wife to back on me lose your wife to back on
• 1:05:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, even with the go to you there, that is a very well-manicured mustache.
• 1:05:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, everything he does is always been well-manicured for the cameras.
• 1:05:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: And look, if you're able to cheat on Victoria back him for Christ's sakes and get away with it, I watched the doc on Netflix.
• 1:05:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Even that he's, they addressed it at the very end.
• 1:05:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's still fucking pissed off about it.
• 1:05:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: And she's just like, well, but she's not going in hell.
• 1:05:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: David Beckham, you know, sorry.
• 1:05:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, she's not going anywhere.
• 1:05:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: You kidding me?
• 1:05:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: He looks.
• 1:05:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fuck man, even almost better today looks like that.
• 1:05:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just saw at the fucking world cup man He looks better today than he does a fucking 20 years ago.
• 1:06:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: He is aging like a fine wine And that is my 18% gay peek in it's little head out to it.
• 1:06:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Who do we got up next book next up?
• 1:06:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: We got Cuba Gooding Jr
• 1:06:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, he's had some decent ones.
• 1:06:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he's had some decent stashes over the years.
• 1:06:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Not Eddie Murphy, you could have flipped flop those.
• 1:06:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that would have been fun.
• 1:06:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's an odd ranking.
• 1:06:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: The one that he had in the Tom Cruise movie, showed me the money.
• 1:06:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: He had that one that went all the way down when he was red.
• 1:06:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:06:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: That was a really good one.
• 1:06:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: And he did win the Oscar.
• 1:06:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: What did he have in radio?
• 1:06:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Down syndrome.
• 1:06:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Down syndrome, yeah.
• 1:06:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: No mustache, just down syndrome and no one.
• 1:06:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: yeah there you go you pop this picture up on screen here you want to talk about a guy pulls the dick out everywhere man i've seen his dick a lot he's parties he's a fucking loser man
• 1:07:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, he's getting serious right now.
• 1:07:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who do we got up next?
• 1:07:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: I want to Jonathan Wipnick, you ever saw that dick on the set of Jermelguire.
• 1:07:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: You in hand, wave eight pound.
• 1:07:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah, so does my dick.
• 1:07:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then he just fucking drops that hammer on the table and craft services next to the kind bars and the fucking
• 1:07:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: small tangerines the way that you were called the number of times that you've seen keep a good in juniors dick was like you were looking back on a war memory it was it's like a bill Clinton looking at the obscene files like lovingly we are like a fuck man I remember the first nine is like his dick was a great dick you know you jumped on a pool table we were to bar and just hammered shirtless everything pulled a stick out there's a
• 1:07:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: And that's why, like nobody's showing their dick actively if it's not great.
• 1:07:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: I would hope not.
• 1:07:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: I do you guys know anyone who has pulled out their dick over the years who's got a fucking small dick and you're just like, man, the fuck we doing here.
• 1:08:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: that one guy, that one Asian guy, and uh, and uh, hangover.
• 1:08:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
• 1:08:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Which we just learned the other day.
• 1:08:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was improv.
• 1:08:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Can uh, yeah.
• 1:08:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: I was that your impingy young.
• 1:08:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Chink and John.
• 1:08:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:08:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: Small stick of every single life.
• 1:08:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: I guess he's just kind of leaning into the stereo tag, right?
• 1:08:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I guess, but I mean, it worked right for the movie.
• 1:08:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: It sure did.
• 1:08:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: But the fact that he improv that, he said he took his clothes off in the car.
• 1:08:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just heard that story like two days ago, and I was like,
• 1:08:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: What?
• 1:08:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: I had never heard that before.
• 1:08:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: I had neither.
• 1:08:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was a bold choice.
• 1:08:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: I had no shit, but it's iconic.
• 1:08:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: When he hopped out of that trunk, I fucking burst out laughing.
• 1:08:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I was stunned.
• 1:08:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was like, oh, shit.
• 1:08:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, what number we own now?
• 1:08:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're at 20.
• 1:08:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: 20.
• 1:08:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's not 20 here.
• 1:08:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 1:08:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who's up next?
• 1:08:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's Colin Ferrell.
• 1:08:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, uh, that one there with the blue background.
• 1:08:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's a great one.
• 1:08:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:08:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: Pop.
• 1:08:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:08:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: There's a video of him.
• 1:08:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: He is wife's pussy.
• 1:08:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know how it leaked.
• 1:08:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: He probably leaked it to be honest.
• 1:08:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: Uh, his, he's uh, his wife's a black lady.
• 1:09:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: Not that that's relevant.
• 1:09:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: I just think it's uh, pretty funny.
• 1:09:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: The, the video itself.
• 1:09:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: So, I'd say that she's a blacklist, you could find the video I'm talking about.
• 1:09:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: He may have other sex tapes out there.
• 1:09:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: I honestly think he might have gotten remarried out to that.
• 1:09:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I don't know about that, but this is the one with his wife.
• 1:09:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: And he's eating her pussy and he just looks up into the camera.
• 1:09:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: It just has breakfast lunch and fucking dinner.
• 1:09:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep, it's really funny.
• 1:09:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a great fucking celebrity porn tape.
• 1:09:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
• 1:09:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: And he's got a hammer on him too.
• 1:09:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Don't shit.
• 1:09:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:09:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: I never heard that one, yeah.
• 1:09:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: he's going to fucking hog on him.
• 1:09:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: Great mustache though.
• 1:09:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's the point.
• 1:09:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's exactly what this is.
• 1:09:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, this is definitely allowed for sure.
• 1:09:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: I shit.
• 1:09:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Penguins, the only thing without a mustache, but that's all make up anyways, so it doesn't really matter.
• 1:09:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he's a stash dude.
• 1:09:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, we got him next.
• 1:09:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Up next, we have.
• 1:09:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're inside the top 20 now.
• 1:09:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's better being impressive.
• 1:09:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Christian Bay.
• 1:09:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, fuck yeah, dude.
• 1:09:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's had some thick
• 1:10:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Jesus Christ.
• 1:10:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he's in a lot of it.
• 1:10:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's a fake one.
• 1:10:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's an appliance.
• 1:10:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's an appliance where they're scrolled down.
• 1:10:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, excuse me, that one.
• 1:10:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: Wait, was it three, 10 to you?
• 1:10:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: Am I where you had that thing?
• 1:10:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: Doombrust, a broom?
• 1:10:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:10:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: It was either that one or the one where you'd say, he's like a civil war soldier that's on the run with some widow.
• 1:10:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he sent so many great movies.
• 1:10:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's so good.
• 1:10:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Scroll down, there's some more with it
• 1:10:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: God, he's been fucking, yeah, keep going, dude, there you go, there you go, God.
• 1:10:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he's had some good ones.
• 1:10:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Engro if they're going to, man.
• 1:10:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's not.
• 1:10:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's not some little baby stash there.
• 1:10:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hostiles.
• 1:10:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's an even that movie.
• 1:10:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's the one thing to do.
• 1:10:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
• 1:10:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: That was a good one.
• 1:10:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, look at that one.
• 1:11:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's the one I was thinking of.
• 1:11:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's a fuck off.
• 1:11:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's Elliot level stuff right there.
• 1:11:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sure is.
• 1:11:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's another fucking planet you're on right there.
• 1:11:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right.
• 1:11:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is absolute in the top 20.
• 1:11:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: Now see that right there.
• 1:11:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's an example of having a mustache with other facial hair, but the mustache is still the center point.
• 1:11:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.
• 1:11:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Same with yours.
• 1:11:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, very similar to yours, Cooper.
• 1:11:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Who do we got up next?
• 1:11:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Up next, we have Chris O'Doud at number 18.
• 1:11:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a stretch dude.
• 1:11:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, nope.
• 1:11:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: No.
• 1:11:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
• 1:11:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, like it's fine, it's nothing to write home about.
• 1:11:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're certainly not ahead of Christian bail and everybody else.
• 1:11:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, I mean, I had a more plain.
• 1:11:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's, this is mainstream media's bullshit saying, hey, let's try to, you know, divvy this up around the globe, but go fuck yourself for that stash, man.
• 1:12:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, no, that's not even a top 50 for me.
• 1:12:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sorry.
• 1:12:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like don't we'll guy mustache.
• 1:12:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, who's up next?
• 1:12:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: We got at 17 at Chris North.
• 1:12:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right from section in the city.
• 1:12:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah Oh, that one on the top left.
• 1:12:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's a winner He can grow stash Chris North can death definitely grow a fucking stash You got me two to a couple years ago.
• 1:12:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: See I haven't seen him in a while, but uh, yeah
• 1:12:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Great actor, great stash.
• 1:12:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, allow that, but that's probably 30s to me.
• 1:12:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: And it's the 40s, early 40s, not this isn't one that comes to the top of my dome.
• 1:12:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right away, how do we go up next?
• 1:12:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's the next one here.
• 1:12:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: Next up, we got Channing Tatum.
• 1:12:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, no, you're going to be even more pissed off when you see who's right right below him on the list or he's the next one on the list because it's fucking ridiculous.
• 1:13:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know why some of these people are on here.
• 1:13:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's for IMDB, the SEO takes tags, tags back to them and then it's just like, I'm going to cool you're on these weird lists and shit.
• 1:13:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: I bet that's why some of the people that we hadn't heard of was on here.
• 1:13:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now, so you can get Chan and Tatum off my, of my fucking screen here.
• 1:13:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
• 1:13:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
• 1:13:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think it should be on there.
• 1:13:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, for sure.
• 1:13:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think it should be on there.
• 1:13:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm fine with that.
• 1:13:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Chan and Tatum know.
• 1:13:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: I only know him without a mustache.
• 1:13:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.
• 1:13:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, fuck off.
• 1:13:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, who's next?
• 1:13:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a bullshit one.
• 1:13:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: Next up we got Bert Reynolds fuck knew that was gonna bug you guys How's that not a top 10 top five?
• 1:13:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: Top fucking five we'll see when we get up there because there's a lot of historical ones that you're that you're just giving But this this guy dude.
• 1:13:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, do you know him without one?
• 1:13:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't I Do not know what Bert Reynolds looks like without a mustache.
• 1:13:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't I don't think I've ever seen them with that one.
• 1:13:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: No
• 1:13:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now, man, I mean, never, this was an iconic stash.
• 1:14:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I, I'll go, I'll go deeper with this one.
• 1:14:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: As a movie star, who had a mustache that was just a part of his look, who else?
• 1:14:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: That was always a part of his look.
• 1:14:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: That was iconic.
• 1:14:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: Tom Selleck, who's a leading eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye
• 1:14:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, I mean, quickly down under is really the only big.
• 1:14:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: What he's the lead.
• 1:14:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:14:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: I know, Mr. Baseballer.
• 1:14:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it was, that was just $3,000.
• 1:14:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, Mr. Baseballer, whatever it was.
• 1:14:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: I just did Baseball, but they're, they're a couple.
• 1:14:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: Tom's talk is a TV actor.
• 1:14:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he's a TV actor, but still, he's a star.
• 1:14:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: Sorry, I got burnt Reynolds at one here because even rock this look and women Fucking went insane even Sam Elliott has been mostly a supporting actor right to his career Right, I mean never a leading guy.
• 1:14:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's the first leading guy in Hollywood with a stash Who shit?
• 1:14:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you want to pull up his most iconic ones do the plagiaral issue Type in a plagiaral where he covered up his dick.
• 1:15:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Steve Burn has been doing that shit for years He just calls it casual.
• 1:15:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: He does this exact pose.
• 1:15:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: Are you kidding all the time?
• 1:15:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like an airport's fucking everywhere he goes.
• 1:15:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: If he takes his family invocation, he just does one of these.
• 1:15:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at that, dude.
• 1:15:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: I blurred out his ding-dong there.
• 1:15:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: But that's a man and it's just comfortable in his own fucking stash dude.
• 1:15:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: I thought in the original, you couldn't even see his dick that much.
• 1:15:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: You couldn't, you know what it was?
• 1:15:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know what I blurred it out?
• 1:15:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's pubs.
• 1:15:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: He had a fucking bush on him, dude, which, you know, he had a downstairs much better.
• 1:15:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: For the 70s was fine.
• 1:15:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: For today, now it's not going to play unfortunately.
• 1:15:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, you got to keep it a little bit trims.
• 1:15:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: You can't just roll in there with, welcome to the jungle.
• 1:15:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: I've never seen this picture of him in the hat.
• 1:15:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: Have you seen this one?
• 1:15:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, no, but he's done a ton of fucked up shit, man.
• 1:15:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: He just didn't care.
• 1:15:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: He always leaned into it.
• 1:15:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: He was a, by the way, he was the best description of him.
• 1:16:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: I saw this doc on him the other night.
• 1:16:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: He was a male Sydney Swinney, where he leaned into all of his own shit and just wanted to be as famous as possible and beloved by all, and a quarterback for Florida State University.
• 1:16:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: So, that's a pretty damn good analogy, and that's also a pretty damn good mustache.
• 1:16:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's, dude, it's, it's, it's iconic.
• 1:16:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: All right, so this one is this 15?
• 1:16:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: That was...
• 1:16:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: Number 15.
• 1:16:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: All right.
• 1:16:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: All right.
• 1:16:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: Right after Channing Tatum, just makes no sense.
• 1:16:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: No.
• 1:16:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: No.
• 1:16:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, Channing's head has a balloon in the list.
• 1:16:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's certainly not anywhere near fuckin' Bert Reynolds.
• 1:16:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, dude.
• 1:16:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, who's up next?
• 1:16:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Who's up next?
• 1:16:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Next up we got Brandon Flowers.
• 1:16:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, from the killers.
• 1:16:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Lead singer the killers.
• 1:16:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right.
• 1:16:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: He just opened up the World Cup, by the way.
• 1:16:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: So the killers just opened up the World Cup.
• 1:16:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: This dude has always had this fucking mustache forever.
• 1:16:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: I lobbied for him to play for the killers to the Super Bowl in Vegas.
• 1:17:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Analysts fucking hits and they destroyed opening up the World Cup games.
• 1:17:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:17:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: I forget, I think what was the first game?
• 1:17:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Was it Mexico City or something like that?
• 1:17:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, remember.
• 1:17:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: I watched it on TV with my wife and I was blown away the stage performance, everything.
• 1:17:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've seen the killers in real life, like 10 times.
• 1:17:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is a great mustache for a musician that is iconic, however, this is not a top 15 mustache.
• 1:17:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's definitely not a head of Bert Reynolds.
• 1:17:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, for a musician, yes, but you could shift this back into early 40s.
• 1:17:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like if he came in at 42 on this, let's find.
• 1:17:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, you know, if we're just getting the party started, all right, great.
• 1:17:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: But as far as ahead of Bert Reynolds, no, look, I love you Brandon Flowers and I think you're amazing and I'm a big fan of your band.
• 1:17:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Not the stash is is the number 42 though.
• 1:17:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, uh, how do we go to next blue?
• 1:17:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Next up we got Brad Pitt.
• 1:17:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
• 1:17:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: There's a couple he's had no.
• 1:17:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: There's another one, not just in glory.
• 1:18:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, the one, I don't know what role it was for, but down at the bottom left of the screen right now is a really great one.
• 1:18:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:18:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: Didn't he have a pretty sweet one in that tank movie?
• 1:18:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, he was clean-shaven in Fury.
• 1:18:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: Are you sure?
• 1:18:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm, yeah, no mustache that I remember from Fury.
• 1:18:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: What about the Hollywood movie with Tarantino?
• 1:18:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Leave a stash in that?
• 1:18:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: What's punta time in Hollywood?
• 1:18:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no, glorious pastets.
• 1:18:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, all the rain had a had a good atmosphere.
• 1:18:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:18:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he had a good one in war machine where he was playing whatever the fuck Um, the general really got fired because of Rolling Stone.
• 1:18:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we had him on the show a couple of years No fucking cuck.
• 1:18:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah He's had some great stashes over the years
• 1:18:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: All allow this.
• 1:18:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, and 13, he had a good one, too.
• 1:18:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: But not this high, not this high up.
• 1:18:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's in there for sure.
• 1:18:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's in there for actors for us.
• 1:18:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a fame.
• 1:18:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is a top 35.
• 1:18:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: I put him at 35, the fun being real here.
• 1:19:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, who do we got up next?
• 1:19:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because we're getting on the home stretch here.
• 1:19:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's a couple that are missing so far.
• 1:19:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Anthony Ketus.
• 1:19:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, Ketis has had this stash man for fucking ever.
• 1:19:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: He brought a pretty sweet one for a while.
• 1:19:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Hannibal, are you name it?
• 1:19:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, he's fucking had one.
• 1:19:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: And he's, by the way, still has one.
• 1:19:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean, I think he had to explain what a mustache was to his 19-year-old girlfriend.
• 1:19:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm not kidding.
• 1:19:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think she's 19 or 20, right?
• 1:19:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: 19, you know.
• 1:19:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: She was 19 when they started dating.
• 1:19:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, wow, when they publicly started dating.
• 1:19:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: you got you want to see a fucking weird movie they did this like a apology documentary that just came out on Netflix to their dead guitarist and it was like right before I mean it was seconds before the band exploded and so they went back like thirty five years later and made this documentary about this guitarist who died and the band and I was like that it was their guitarist before John for Shantin and so for Shantin replaced him
• 1:20:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um, this guy, and he, because he fucking died, uh, EOD or something now, but, uh, he just, even in the documentary, still had the fucking mustache, right?
• 1:20:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, that's, this is not leaving his face.
• 1:20:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's his look.
• 1:20:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: And at that age, because he's in his 60s, you get to die that shit.
• 1:20:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: No man over the age of 40 is got a fucking black mustache.
• 1:20:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's just impossible.
• 1:20:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, the only spot that I'm getting a grade so far is in my mustache.
• 1:20:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's it.
• 1:20:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, it's just, there's just no way, there's no way.
• 1:20:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: But even had it really young, yeah, there you go.
• 1:20:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, he has always had that mustache.
• 1:20:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: This went all out, absolutely, absolutely.
• 1:20:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: What numbers out look?
• 1:20:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, that, that was 12.
• 1:20:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: 12, I got him a big, probably got out of 15. Who's up next?
• 1:20:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Next up we got Alex Trebek.
• 1:20:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
• 1:20:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I can't.
• 1:20:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna wave her.
• 1:20:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna wave his Canadian citizenship for this.
• 1:21:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh-huh.
• 1:21:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:21:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:21:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:21:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:21:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:21:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: Because otherwise, usually I would not allow Canadian on to any list.
• 1:21:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: But man except for like a Chandler's style, you know, but yeah, this is, look at that thing and it's I mean you're talking about 50 years of stash every night at seven o'clock 50 years of a mustache man and I'll give him bonus points for taking the jeopardy test every year there's a test that although the contestants have to do he took it on his own and he's he claims is a fucking rumor, but I can't confirm it.
• 1:21:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: That if he didn't pass if he would quit his house.
• 1:21:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, she passed it over here.
• 1:21:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Allegedly.
• 1:21:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Allegedly.
• 1:21:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: How many attempts?
• 1:21:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Great question.
• 1:21:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know that answer.
• 1:21:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Great question, but epic stash, epic man RIP.
• 1:21:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: True back.
• 1:21:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: I bet if fucking breathe hard and fuck tough.
• 1:21:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who's up next?
• 1:21:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, we got here.
• 1:21:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Next up, we have 50 cent.
• 1:22:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, no, no.
• 1:22:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a pencil thin mustache.
• 1:22:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: We all know it 50 cent looks like he had it his whole life.
• 1:22:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
• 1:22:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, in 50 cent, Jamie Fox did this mustache before anybody knew if 50 cent was for years.
• 1:22:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: And he's lower on the list.
• 1:22:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: I, yeah, get this off my, no, no.
• 1:22:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: And they've got him in the top 10.
• 1:22:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: he is number 10.
• 1:22:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is bullshit.
• 1:22:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: I love for clicks.
• 1:22:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: I love 50 cent as a person by the sort of awesome, but there's a big fan of him as a person.
• 1:22:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a he and even if I guarantee if he was in the studio today, he'd be like, no dude, I'm not on this fucking list.
• 1:22:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: But he probably wouldn't say like that.
• 1:22:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: You don't think so.
• 1:22:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think there might be another the he wouldn't say dude is what fans get now.
• 1:22:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: You think you we call me the end where we would be close enough, though, that he would call me the end where
• 1:22:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think so, yeah.
• 1:22:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: I would allow it, obviously.
• 1:22:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: I feel like it could happen.
• 1:22:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: No problem.
• 1:22:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: I did, too, if I met him.
• 1:22:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, shoot for the stars.
• 1:22:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: I bet you if I broed out with him one night, he would call me the underwear.
• 1:22:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think so.
• 1:23:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: I feel confident in that.
• 1:23:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: That would easily be a high point in my life if he ever called me that.
• 1:23:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, any blipers would call me that.
• 1:23:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'd be pretty stoked about it.
• 1:23:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, that I can find for you.
• 1:23:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: I have a 50 cents in my story.
• 1:23:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think it's ever happened for me.
• 1:23:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Really?
• 1:23:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, maybe now that we're out in North Carolina, it'll happen.
• 1:23:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 1:23:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look, man, keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.
• 1:23:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: We'll see what happens here.
• 1:23:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who's it, nine?
• 1:23:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Number nine, we have Albert Einstein.
• 1:23:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely.
• 1:23:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely.
• 1:23:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a top 10 mustache of all time.
• 1:23:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely.
• 1:23:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: 100% agree with this.
• 1:23:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, the quality of the stash, you can just say the name and you see a stash in it.
• 1:23:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:23:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's the guy, the stash, everything.
• 1:23:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, his importance to humanity.
• 1:23:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
• 1:23:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not a great dude, but what was his sits and real life?
• 1:23:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: So 1905 Miracle Year writes his papers 1919 I think after the war ended he's able to prove general relativity by taking pictures of the sun Nobel Prize and he made a deal with his wife that she would take the kids and fuck off forever and he would give her the Nobel Prize winnings
• 1:24:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: If he wow, yeah, if she if she didn't ever talk to him again, basically would give her the money and take the kids to get the fuck out that he married his first cousin.
• 1:24:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's story.
• 1:24:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't know.
• 1:24:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, then I didn't show you that and open.
• 1:24:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm here today.
• 1:24:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, she's feeding ducks up like a pond, you know, litter this shit.
• 1:24:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right.
• 1:24:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, yes, this is top 10.
• 1:24:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, who's up next?
• 1:24:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Who's the date?
• 1:24:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Next up, we have Borat.
• 1:24:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
• 1:24:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
• 1:24:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, the question is, does he deserve to be a head of Einstein?
• 1:24:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: No.
• 1:24:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Is this the most, one of the most iconic moustaches in a movie?
• 1:24:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely.
• 1:24:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:24:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I mean, what do you mean, doesn't, I don't know, who's more important?
• 1:24:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Einstein probably than Borat.
• 1:25:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think.
• 1:25:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, I was, I just think when this movie came out at the time, it was so shocking to everyone that's just exploded overnight.
• 1:25:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Whereas the allergy show is cool, it just wasn't this.
• 1:25:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then this came out and was like, oh, fuck, dude.
• 1:25:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, this is, this is absolutely one of the most iconic moustaches in a movie of all time.
• 1:25:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Guys, you really that hairy?
• 1:25:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you're a hairy, hairy, hairy, hairy, hairy.
• 1:25:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's gross.
• 1:25:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: No wonder I LaFissure got divorced from him.
• 1:25:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just probably can take that shit anymore.
• 1:25:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's like, do I have to shave you every fucking hour, dude?
• 1:25:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, who's up next?
• 1:25:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a good one for sure.
• 1:25:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, it's not a head of Einstein, but it's in there.
• 1:25:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, head of Bert Reynolds and Einstein doesn't make any sense.
• 1:25:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:25:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Next up, we have Frank Zappa.
• 1:25:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right.
• 1:25:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: So Zappa is definitely on this list for musicians.
• 1:25:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's definitely in the top 50 of all time, for sure, for sure.
• 1:25:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I have no problem with this whatsoever, but at eight, is he coming in at eight?
• 1:26:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Seven.
• 1:26:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm fine with like 25 to 30, not this high.
• 1:26:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry.
• 1:26:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I still got groucho marks.
• 1:26:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: I got, there's, I mean, there's a lot of guys up the chaplain, like there's, yeah, it's a great stash.
• 1:26:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: He definitely deserves to be on this list.
• 1:26:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just not this high.
• 1:26:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I mean, I'm even okay with him being ahead of Freddie Mercury because his is just bigger and a little bit more impressive.
• 1:26:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, not ahead of,
• 1:26:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: Einstein.
• 1:26:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: But Mercury was more famous, right?
• 1:26:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Frank Zappa was kind of this indie artist that was like, all right, is this a select group of people who love Frank Zappa?
• 1:26:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: And they're very specific.
• 1:26:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're like, and most of them are other musicians.
• 1:26:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right, right, right, right.
• 1:26:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who's up next here?
• 1:26:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Up next, we have.
• 1:26:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's an interesting one here.
• 1:27:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so look, he's always at a stash and even in high school.
• 1:27:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like if you look at his high school foot, it's a motherfuckered mustache.
• 1:27:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: But he always had this really, really thin pencil, pencil mustache, like there's a great picture look.
• 1:27:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you for bringing this up.
• 1:27:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's never really been replicated properly to this day.
• 1:27:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's on the list for sure, because it's such a unique mustache that he was able to rock.
• 1:27:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's entirely, literally, it's on death.
• 1:27:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just don't know that he's top 10.
• 1:27:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a unique stash for sure.
• 1:27:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: And the fact that he was able to pull it off,
• 1:27:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: very very hard.
• 1:27:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: There's so many black must I can tell already based on how this is going that they're not going to be on the list.
• 1:27:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: And it's I can feel the anger rising in me.
• 1:27:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: Same.
• 1:27:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Carl others.
• 1:27:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: Weather is Delroy Lindo.
• 1:27:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
• 1:27:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, there's so I know I know.
• 1:27:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Prince.
• 1:27:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Had a pencil thin mustache is what we call it in the biz, but he's got to be 40's not this high.
• 1:27:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I love Prince more than life itself.
• 1:28:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: So it's right.
• 1:28:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: Here's the thickest that I've ever seen it.
• 1:28:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that was his first album.
• 1:28:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: I love fucking Prince more than life.
• 1:28:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just, I'm sorry.
• 1:28:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's, he's not that high.
• 1:28:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: This dance set man.
• 1:28:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's a lot of black iconic music or actors and musicians like this.
• 1:28:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's on the list because it's unique and we have never really seen a stash like this before go this long and the way he was able to shave it up for the Batman shit and everything else that's fine but not this high.
• 1:28:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who's up next?
• 1:28:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Next up we have John Waters.
• 1:28:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely.
• 1:28:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've got Waters as a top 10.
• 1:28:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've got John Waters as a top 10 for sure.
• 1:28:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: this pencil mustache in John Waters is iconic man.
• 1:28:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: It is.
• 1:28:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: It is.
• 1:28:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I, yes, but I would put him at 10.
• 1:28:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: That would not be under, like it would be number 10 for me.
• 1:28:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: But he kept this for as he lives though.
• 1:29:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's terrible to say.
• 1:29:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
• 1:29:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if he is or if he isn't, but it's a fucking great.
• 1:29:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he's 80.
• 1:29:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's 80 still alive.
• 1:29:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:29:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's after touching somebody right
• 1:29:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, I could never really put a finger on him, pun intended.
• 1:29:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what his stitches do.
• 1:29:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: That wasn't a problem.
• 1:29:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: You never met this dude.
• 1:29:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: I have no idea.
• 1:29:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: You think he has?
• 1:29:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I don't know.
• 1:29:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: No idea.
• 1:29:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if he's straight or gay.
• 1:29:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:29:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: I really don't.
• 1:29:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know that.
• 1:29:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: That looks like a guy that's had some things inside of him.
• 1:29:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: But both, right?
• 1:29:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like this looks like, hey, I'll do anything tonight.
• 1:29:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:29:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Depending upon which drug mix it is, like if it's a dude or a girl, that's fine or a trans, like whatever.
• 1:29:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: I have no idea what his life story is.
• 1:29:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who's up next?
• 1:29:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: But he's definitely, yes, 100% on this, top 10.
• 1:29:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Next up, we got...
• 1:29:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.
• 1:29:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
• 1:29:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Can you hit the applause button for Hogan?
• 1:29:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hogan!
• 1:29:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, pit.
• 1:30:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, Peter Hogan, all right?
• 1:30:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: This one still hurts.
• 1:30:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: It feels like you died yesterday.
• 1:30:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: And it was a long time ago.
• 1:30:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: A hundred percent.
• 1:30:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: The Hulk's so definitely blogs in the top 10.
• 1:30:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fuck.
• 1:30:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because he was this is fucking, I mean, years of this.
• 1:30:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, what would you say?
• 1:30:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: 50?
• 1:30:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
• 1:30:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: 50 years of a mustache, right?
• 1:30:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:30:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Even when he was a teenager, I think he had a fucking mustache.
• 1:30:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:30:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, a hundred percent, dude.
• 1:30:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 1:30:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right.
• 1:30:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm fine with this one.
• 1:30:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: What number?
• 1:30:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Four?
• 1:30:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Four.
• 1:30:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 1:30:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who do you got a three then?
• 1:30:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's the run on.
• 1:30:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: By the way, fine wasn't being in the top 10.
• 1:30:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Charlie Chaplin.
• 1:30:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: There you go.
• 1:30:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Charlie Chaplin.
• 1:30:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
• 1:30:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely.
• 1:30:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Iconic.
• 1:30:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, this might have been the first guy you thought of with a mustache, besides between.
• 1:30:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:30:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: But movie-wise.
• 1:30:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe a guy with a very similar mustache.
• 1:31:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, we'll get to that.
• 1:31:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if he's on this list.
• 1:31:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: I see.
• 1:31:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: If he's not, I'm gonna piss off.
• 1:31:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: They wouldn't put Channing Tatum and Hitler on the same list.
• 1:31:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Ah, well, we'll get there.
• 1:31:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: But Chaplin, yes, it's actually a perfect landing spot for him.
• 1:31:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, for real, three is probably about right?
• 1:31:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: But that's a fair spot.
• 1:31:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:31:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:31:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who do they got it, too?
• 1:31:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: That too, they got Tom Selleck.
• 1:31:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
• 1:31:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think anybody who grows a mustache for the first time and their entire life.
• 1:31:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's saying, hey, I'm going to Tom Sellek, Magnum PI.
• 1:31:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, for sure.
• 1:31:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
• 1:31:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
• 1:31:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: I blew.
• 1:31:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: I, I, I, this, this would go back in the archives, because you and I went to, was it McGregor and Vegas, and I dressed up as Tom Sellek to go to the flight.
• 1:31:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:31:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I took a picture in the arena.
• 1:31:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was wearing the glasses the whole time and the mustache.
• 1:31:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was on my Instagram.
• 1:31:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: What year was that?
• 1:31:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do you remember that?
• 1:31:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: 18, I think it was the one where he broke his leg, right?
• 1:31:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know, that was like, it was the Kabib fight.
• 1:32:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, we went with Derek, why didn't I say, X-wife, it's right dude, holy shit.
• 1:32:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, man, I dressed up as a saladkin.
• 1:32:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: I went in the arena like the October of 2018.
• 1:32:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, yep, yep.
• 1:32:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then Dan and I were up there for the game when they had the, they did a whole Detroit Tigers game.
• 1:32:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: that is coming to stress up as Tom Selleck.
• 1:32:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: We were doing an event for USA to go and Michigan, and it was the night before, and everybody dressed up, and he went in the booth and actually called the game.
• 1:32:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, yes.
• 1:32:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: So he went and fucking all of it.
• 1:32:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, shit, he was cool with it.
• 1:32:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: And we didn't know, and some of the listeners told us, and I was like, fuck, what a came in a day earlier for this.
• 1:32:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: God damn, dude.
• 1:32:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, 100% he's top five.
• 1:32:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Top five for sure.
• 1:32:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I've got him in my own personal top five.
• 1:32:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, uh, but who's one now is that two?
• 1:32:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: That was that was number two and and number one.
• 1:32:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: I I don't necessarily agree with I agree that he should be on the list But I don't think he should be you look.
• 1:33:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't see okay.
• 1:33:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Who I saw when Luke scrolled up.
• 1:33:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't see who you got number one is Salvador Dali
• 1:33:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Top 10 for short for short man.
• 1:33:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've never seen a monster actually like this and this is often duplicated at events and contests and all those shit.
• 1:33:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: Top 10 for short.
• 1:33:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: That one right there definitely.
• 1:33:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yep, but not number one.
• 1:33:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Have all of that.
• 1:33:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of be a bush.
• 1:33:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Church be number one, you know.
• 1:33:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: For me, I will disagree.
• 1:33:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, let's go around the horn here.
• 1:33:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Couples start with you.
• 1:33:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: You got the biggest mustache today.
• 1:33:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: Who do you really have at one?
• 1:33:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: at number one so my list all i've got ten but i'll just give you the top of the guide you can go ten and uh well number ten it was something that i saw pop up on Luke's screen uh we're doing fictional characters with borat so yosemity sam one of the one of the greatest mustaches in all of media but it's the carton true okay that was my number one that's my brother
• 1:34:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: Um, but then for me, uh, number nine, Wilford Bremley.
• 1:34:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: Great.
• 1:34:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
• 1:34:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm surprised that he didn't show up on the way.
• 1:34:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck.
• 1:34:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: Number eight is the one that I think nobody else was going to have.
• 1:34:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: And that's free to call it.
• 1:34:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: I had it.
• 1:34:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, God damn it.
• 1:34:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: If anybody was going to have it, I was going to be you.
• 1:34:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: I got that one for sure.
• 1:34:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: After that at number seven, I had Kurt Russell in the hateful eight.
• 1:34:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, no problem.
• 1:34:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's crazy Kurt Russell's not on this.
• 1:34:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: It is not still.
• 1:34:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's a great job.
• 1:34:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: I got top 20 for sure.
• 1:34:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: Tom Stone.
• 1:34:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, Flate.
• 1:34:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I will.
• 1:34:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: Kurt Russell is actually the only one that's on my list twice.
• 1:34:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's the number seven for the hateful late and then at number two for Tombstone.
• 1:34:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: But after him, Bert Reynolds, Tom Selle, Sam Elliott, landing Mcdonald is one.
• 1:34:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sam Elliott, your right is not on this list.
• 1:34:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
• 1:34:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: Are you kidding me?
• 1:34:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: But the hockey player, landing Mcdonald.
• 1:34:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's my talent.
• 1:35:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:35:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: That I'm surprised for the avalanche, right?
• 1:35:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think I'll do sure you play for Colorado.
• 1:35:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's a great.
• 1:35:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he was a Sam Elliott office thing.
• 1:35:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's an NHL Hall of Famer.
• 1:35:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: But I pull him up.
• 1:35:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let me see his dash.
• 1:35:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Who next?
• 1:35:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.
• 1:35:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was looking up Santa.
• 1:35:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Same Elliott.
• 1:35:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no, you're good.
• 1:35:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Lanny, Lanny McDonald.
• 1:35:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Lanny and then why McDonald.
• 1:35:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: Let's see this fucking guy.
• 1:35:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think I know this is
• 1:35:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah, that's exactly what I was picturing on.
• 1:35:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: That beautiful statue.
• 1:35:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: And also match the color of the jersey for the Calgary flames there.
• 1:35:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: So that's nice.
• 1:35:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: And rare.
• 1:35:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: And also, God, man, it's weird to see a kind of like a perm on his head with that fucking stash.
• 1:35:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, he does have some curls.
• 1:35:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, that's not a perm.
• 1:35:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: His hair is naturally curly.
• 1:35:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I know that, but it's still like to grow a stash like that.
• 1:36:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Pretty impressive.
• 1:36:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, if you're going to include fictional characters, you've got to put the Pringles guy in there, probably going to.
• 1:36:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Pringles guy's on the, once you pop, you can't stop.
• 1:36:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if you'd be in top 10 though, but then for number two, I had Kurt Russell in Tombstone and number one, eight-alph marks his brother, Grautro marks.
• 1:36:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, of course the the brother of their hand right there, right.
• 1:36:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, no
• 1:36:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: And then they did all those pencil moustaches, nobody mentioned Clark Gable, ever.
• 1:36:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: Clark Gable.
• 1:36:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: She did a bit of that, I mean.
• 1:36:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's yours.
• 1:36:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's yours.
• 1:36:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: And then more recently, Nick Offerman's got a pretty fucking sweet stash.
• 1:36:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: 100% from Parks and Rec.
• 1:36:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:36:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: But I've got one, well, let's do yours, because I want to see if anybody got any of the ones on my list.
• 1:36:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, man, I thought about this last night, because I knew we were going to do the show.
• 1:36:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm being dead serious when I say this, and I'm, man, they're probably going to clip this and fucking kill me forever.
• 1:36:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think it's Hitler.
• 1:37:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: And here's why I say this, it's such an unusual stash and to do this and just almost take over the entire world with that type of stash is fucking insane to me.
• 1:37:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now, you had said something the other day when we were first chatting about this that he shaved it for a gas mask.
• 1:37:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: to get it to.
• 1:37:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's a story that I heard because it maybe Luke can find a picture of it, but prior to him serving in the World War One, he had a full, like, curly mustache that a lot of the other guys at the time had.
• 1:37:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: They were all popular in Germany at the time.
• 1:37:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, but once the war started and he got into it, his commanding officer forced him to shave off the side, so a gas man's go with.
• 1:37:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: By the way, I'm not saying him to be controversial or edgy or anything like that.
• 1:37:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Everybody calls each other Hitler.
• 1:37:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Still from different, like, there is one day that I think that goes through my life where I don't come through a news article or something, and I don't see the word Hitler.
• 1:38:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: And as soon as it pops in your mind, you know exactly who the fuck it is, right?
• 1:38:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: And what he looks like, and with his little mustache, yeah.
• 1:38:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: And also, I don't know anybody else since who's ever pulled it off.
• 1:38:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that mustache, right, just people in the Marine Corps.
• 1:38:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: They're the only ones to do it anymore.
• 1:38:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's kind of it.
• 1:38:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: Or somebody playing Hitler in a movie, maybe.
• 1:38:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: The other musician was, because I just watched this doc was George Harrison from the Beatles.
• 1:38:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah, he had a great one.
• 1:38:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: Great, stash.
• 1:38:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: There's a lot of 70's stash is out there.
• 1:38:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: We a lot of 70's stash is, I mean, you can go through the Dooby Brothers, but there you go.
• 1:38:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Pop this pickup of George Harrison, like,
• 1:38:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is iconic and obviously he's in the beetles for Christ's sex.
• 1:38:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: I can't believe that didn't make the list.
• 1:38:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Dan's calling in about the 70s that you probably could go through any baseball team in the 70s and find lots of great masterpieces.
• 1:38:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean, the athletes have tons, there's tons.
• 1:38:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Rally fingers.
• 1:38:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Raleigh Fingers not making this list is a shock to me, yeah, for real.
• 1:38:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like that was that was the dude in baseball with the fucking mustache.
• 1:39:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so these were these are ones that just came to mind, but if I'm being totally there is right this is a top 10 mustache.
• 1:39:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Raleigh Fingers mustache is still replicated to this day.
• 1:39:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Put yeah, the Hitler one man like there's not a day that goes by that somebody doesn't reference him and before we were even hopped on air and told you guys that Kanye is doing a tour right now and Tampa Bay was trying to block him it was some weird little contract yep, we all know the song and it's a higher Hitler like to this day, it's just it's a weird one to me, but I think he's gone to be one of all time
• 1:39:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, if you're talking about somebody who is just intrinsically linked with a specific mustache, and have so much influence and effect on the world that now nobody can have that mustache.
• 1:39:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you're talking about the name or the name or the name.
• 1:39:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: There's no Hitler's left and nobody wears that mustache anymore because of how fucked up you was people, by the way, Joseph Stalin's not on that list.
• 1:40:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's not on that list.
• 1:40:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: And Teddy Roosevelt.
• 1:40:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: And well, yeah, Teddy Roosevelt's definitely should be on there too, but Joseph Stalin
• 1:40:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
• 1:40:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: Wait, it's time to close.
• 1:40:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: And he and the talking about like, most 25 to 30 million.
• 1:40:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: But but that is that iconic.
• 1:40:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: At people still wear that one.
• 1:40:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: I still think Stalin should be on this list.
• 1:40:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think Teddy Roosevelt should be on this list.
• 1:40:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hitler should be on this list.
• 1:40:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: And
• 1:40:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: I, they probably didn't want to make it political.
• 1:40:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm assuming.
• 1:40:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: I guess, but here's a, they did try to wedge in a bunch of Randows, Europeans and black people that should not be all.
• 1:40:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: Let's know.
• 1:40:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: But there's Carl Beathers wasn't on it.
• 1:40:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he wasn't on that piss me off.
• 1:40:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Danny Glover.
• 1:40:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Piss me off, uh, Delroy Lindo Ludo, Louis Gossett, Jr. Yep, was not on the list.
• 1:40:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Chabies and clear.
• 1:40:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Teddy Roosevelt, Stalin, Robert Goulay's not on this list.
• 1:40:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's kind of weird.
• 1:40:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: It is weird.
• 1:40:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: Robert Goulay had a sweet stash for a long time.
• 1:41:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's, he had a great sound.
• 1:41:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's not a bound right there.
• 1:41:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm done a guvver, Donald Glover, how to stash for a while.
• 1:41:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: And I meant, uh, Danny, Danny Glover, you fucking, his father, he's not a guvver, I thought he's not a guvver.
• 1:41:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's what I'm getting.
• 1:41:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's what I get.
• 1:41:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: Um, but I'll give you some lesser known ones that should definitely be on here.
• 1:41:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: One is fucking president, Taffed.
• 1:41:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
• 1:41:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 1:41:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fuck.
• 1:41:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, you're a walrus staff.
• 1:41:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, put, bring Taffed up here.
• 1:41:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: Look at that.
• 1:41:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: Tath was so fat they had to build a bigger bathtub for him.
• 1:41:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'll ever what happened or he got stuck in a bathtub one time.
• 1:41:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's the real work with him.
• 1:41:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: And then there's Ambrose Burnside, you've heard of him.
• 1:41:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he named the Burnside or sideburnside.
• 1:41:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, sideburns are named after him.
• 1:41:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: Really?
• 1:41:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:41:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, look at all the pictures.
• 1:41:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: Ambrose Burnside.
• 1:41:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no.
• 1:41:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: Spel it right.
• 1:41:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: A.M.B.R.O.S.E.
• 1:41:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: There you go.
• 1:41:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's the classic.
• 1:41:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: Those, those two right there are the classic ones.
• 1:41:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: That is fun.
• 1:41:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: That one and then one where he's old.
• 1:42:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's a fucking, see, I mean, yeah, that's a must-at.
• 1:42:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's sure.
• 1:42:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: That covers his eye or head.
• 1:42:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: Damn, basically.
• 1:42:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it goes all the way back and he's got a bozo ring.
• 1:42:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: And then another one I thought, just based on the fact that they were trying to include international folks is a
• 1:42:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's easy to remember, it's like Mississippi.
• 1:42:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: And that's an easy one.
• 1:42:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: That is damn good.
• 1:42:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: That is a good stash man.
• 1:42:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:42:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: And also he led the fucking, uh, the, uh, the, uh, what do you call it, the Mexican Revolution?
• 1:42:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know, I just, yeah.
• 1:42:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
• 1:42:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there was, uh, shit man.
• 1:42:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: There was a bunch of, I mean, fuck.
• 1:42:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: You go through the whole cast, got him Timstone and find some great ones,
• 1:42:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, I, I would say this list total, probably got a line 50% right?
• 1:43:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: I've got two more.
• 1:43:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: Pretty good.
• 1:43:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: One of them is Taj al-Saltine.
• 1:43:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know who that is.
• 1:43:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: TADJ, T-A-T-A.
• 1:43:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: And then J. Yeah, and then the rest will come up by body.
• 1:43:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: This is a Persian princess.
• 1:43:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I've seen this photo.
• 1:43:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: She was considered, this is like a beautiful princess in Persia.
• 1:43:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: Back in the day, she had a sweet fucking mustache.
• 1:43:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at this half her.
• 1:43:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:43:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: And in the other one, the one that I think is an absolute tragedy.
• 1:43:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: Probably the biggest tragedy this particular guy has ever experienced in his life.
• 1:43:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: Huh?
• 1:43:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: Ron Goldman.
• 1:43:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Ron Goldman.
• 1:43:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, wow.
• 1:43:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's why.
• 1:43:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why did I miss Ron Goldman?
• 1:43:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm the O.J.
• 1:43:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: expert on this goddamn show.
• 1:43:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:43:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: Fuck.
• 1:43:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: And look at that family guy, me.
• 1:43:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: Family guy fucking meamed him out he goes, it was some joke about how, well, do we can't play this?
• 1:43:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, it was some meme about like, I'm trying to get OJ's money.
• 1:43:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: I was like, do you know how much mustache cream that could buy?
• 1:44:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
• 1:44:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: and how much somewhere it is, pre-murt or so, obviously.
• 1:44:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you for cutting the wide on that, but that isn't iconic mustache for sure.
• 1:44:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: That is lived forever in our lives.
• 1:44:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Here, I feel like we could have constructed this list better.
• 1:44:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: However, I don't think mainstream media would post it.
• 1:44:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, definitely not.
• 1:44:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, they couldn't.
• 1:44:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because you've got to, like, the ones that we've all brought up here, it's an interesting mix of politics, musicians, actors, everyone else versus,
• 1:44:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: what they were trying to go for here.
• 1:44:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: And yeah, Brian Kranston, fucking Paul Rudd and Anchor Man, there was, you know,
• 1:44:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's a few of them, man, or you're like, all right.
• 1:45:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right.
• 1:45:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we could have done this list better for sure if they were to reach out NASS.
• 1:45:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: They just didn't for some reason.
• 1:45:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, nobody asks us, which is pretty wild.
• 1:45:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: We have, I feel like this show has a lot of facial hair credibility.
• 1:45:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
• 1:45:13
  [UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
• 1:45:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:45:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, Evan grows a pretty good mustache.
• 1:45:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: You sure does?
• 1:45:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: I had a great one.
• 1:45:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: Matt's grown a good one.
• 1:45:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
• 1:45:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's got a lot of those grown a big thick one, too.
• 1:45:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's you're the right one.
• 1:45:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Just a mustache.
• 1:45:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know how to ask him.
• 1:45:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if he's like I've never said a beard.
• 1:45:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: I've always had a beard I've never done I haven't shaved like literally I haven't not had a beard Since maybe a week in 2015 and then before that I had one since 2010.
• 1:45:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay Right so since 2010 there's been a week where I didn't have a beard.
• 1:45:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: The only time I seen you out was with Without one is your old military film.
• 1:45:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I was in like 2007 from back in the day so
• 1:45:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, man, if they would have let us in on this, we could have really popped it off.
• 1:45:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: But I don't think they would have printed it.
• 1:45:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: I, because I felt real, Hitler was on and they would have said, no, go fuck yourself.
• 1:46:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: Sure, but I mean, it's like, classic iconic.
• 1:46:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it's a good point that Coup made nobody wears that anymore.
• 1:46:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's how intrinsically linked to that mustache.
• 1:46:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: He invented it and killed it.
• 1:46:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, he didn't have a good time.
• 1:46:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, Charlie Chaplin was already rocking.
• 1:46:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:46:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: He pulled it off better, too, in my opinion.
• 1:46:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Charlie Chaplin?
• 1:46:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:46:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, he did because of the comedic element.
• 1:46:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: But Hitler's on the lack of the Holocaust gave him a few points, too.
• 1:46:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:46:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: What Charlie Chaplin did in the Holocaust?
• 1:46:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we have a lot to do.
• 1:46:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was just kind of bushy year, too.
• 1:46:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 1:46:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I like Charlie Chaplin's more.
• 1:46:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just don't know why he did it.
• 1:46:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why?
• 1:46:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because you weren't talking in the movies.
• 1:46:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: So like you needed, it's called mustache acting.
• 1:46:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: And so, that's serious.
• 1:46:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: And people to this day will still reference in an Hollywood where that was big back then because it was something on screen that you could kind of bring to life and get it out there because you couldn't, you didn't have dialogue in movies.
• 1:46:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: So that's why he did it.
• 1:46:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then it became so iconic.
• 1:46:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: He just stuck with it the entire time.
• 1:47:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Even when they did talking movies, but,
• 1:47:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: It makes sense to me.
• 1:47:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we could have carved this up.
• 1:47:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, we're looking at Ron Goldman, I shouldn't have said that.
• 1:47:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: That could've used better, better words for that.
• 1:47:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: But to late, we don't edit this show, so it is what it is.
• 1:47:20
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  [SPEAKER_02]: We're going to put in on a live video feature here.
• 1:48:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: We show some of the back catalog and old movies and shit like that.
• 1:48:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: If you were going to show one, if you had a mustache Monday movie, what would it be?
• 1:48:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: If we end up doing this.
• 1:48:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: Mustache Monday, Tombstone.
• 1:48:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think Tombstone, right?
• 1:48:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: There's, I don't know that there's a better collection of Mustaches in any movie ever made.
• 1:48:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's exactly what I was thinking.
• 1:48:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: To be, I can't think of, there might be some, but I can't think of any.
• 1:48:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, I mean, not a better collection of Mustaches.
• 1:48:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: The only other movie I would think of to throw onto Mustache Mondays would obviously be smoking in the bandit.
• 1:48:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:48:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but who was the second Mustache?
• 1:48:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'll be a grassy-know-all.
• 1:48:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean.
• 1:48:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: So, no, Sally Field?
• 1:48:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:48:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: But look at these dudes.
• 1:48:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, he even packs them.
• 1:48:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, you got four and a row here, and they're all different in unique.
• 1:49:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.
• 1:49:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but not just him fucking, I plan a hand, had a, well, here, I guess he had a go-t. Yeah, sort of.
• 1:49:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: But curly bill, how do we do that?
• 1:49:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: curly bill, how do dope mustache?
• 1:49:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: Is that power, is that power's booth?
• 1:49:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, RIP.
• 1:49:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:49:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Michael Bean, he was, Michael Bean had one, he was a... Johnny Ringo!
• 1:49:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he had one too.
• 1:49:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I can't, I don't think there's ever been a feature of moustaches like that.
• 1:49:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Billy Bob Thornton also should have been on this list for landman and shit like, you know, he's had a fucking stashes entire life.
• 1:49:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: So that's that's one where I was just like,
• 1:49:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's got a little go to here and there, but yeah, man, he's fucking awesome to do it.
• 1:49:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: So look for drinking bro the week I'm going to give it to the drinking bro with the best mustache that I've seen and that's Rubin Schneider Do you know another listener who's got a mustache like Rubin Schneider not off the top of my head, but I mean we'll certainly entertain We're I look at all the comers are welcome.
• 1:50:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just you know, we see roofs at a lot of these events and everything I'm sat with them
• 1:50:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: And his stashes is epic, so it's like he's got to be the guy for doing a mustache show.
• 1:50:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and he's got the boys to match.
• 1:50:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: He does.
• 1:50:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's like it's all like yours.
• 1:50:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: We've had a lot of fun conversations in the past.
• 1:50:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, hey, it's just going to deeper and deeper and deeper.
• 1:50:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:50:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um, so yeah, that's that's that's the listener that first comes to mind.
• 1:50:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: But if you want to submit, uh, do it on drink and bros.com, pop in your favorite stasis, do, uh, of you guys.
• 1:50:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then we'll read those and say, hey, or if you're one of the four female listeners we have,
• 1:50:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: You want to nominate your husband.
• 1:50:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's got a dope stash with ton of firemen cops, military MTs, all you guys get stash just and you all this is the goddamn show.
• 1:50:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, let us know.
• 1:50:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: The Robes is the first one that comes in my room in China.
• 1:50:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I'm going to give him drinking a bro of the week on here.
• 1:51:00
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• 1:51:08
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• 1:51:10
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• 1:51:14
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• 1:51:23
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• 1:51:24
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• 1:51:27
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• 1:51:30
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• 1:51:38
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• 1:51:39
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• 1:51:40
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• 1:51:42
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