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Best of the Bus: Bert Kreischer Joins The Boys For Episode 300 + Moving To Nashville · Bussin' With The Boys

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  Speaker 1: Fellas on this episode of Best of the Bus, So
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  Speaker 1: we're throwing it back to the machine himself, Bert Kreischer.
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  Speaker 1: That man hopped on the bus and helped us celebrate
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  Speaker 1: a massive milestone, and that was episode three hundred. Burt
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  Speaker 1: came through as always with laughs and raid to share
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  Speaker 1: wild stories from his journey and stand up. We get
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  Speaker 1: to talk about his specials, talk how his materials evolved,
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  Speaker 1: and touch on his next moves including possibly packing up
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  Speaker 1: the Chryscher crew and Headington Nashville, and of course we
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  Speaker 1: hit some dad talk. Bert is one of a kind.
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  Speaker 1: Enjoy this legendary throwback. Subscribe on subscriber subscribe. Let's get
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  Speaker 1: the episode, ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome. What is your
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  Speaker 1: fourth time on the bus?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's my second, Yeah, super Bowl, but it's it's
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  Speaker 2: his second time.
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  Speaker 1: Let's give a round post for Burt Kreischer.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, episode episode three hundred.
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  Speaker 3: Congratulations, gentlemen, did you ever think you'd be where you
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  Speaker 3: are today? No, interviewing the fucking president of the United States.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that fucking crazy? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, insane?
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  Speaker 3: That fucking it's it's wild. It's wild that that's where
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  Speaker 3: this is it's wild. It's fucking congratulations.
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  Speaker 1: That was a truly intense experience. One of the most
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  Speaker 1: wild experiences was when we got to Trump Tower. They
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  Speaker 1: had these bulletproof Obviously, there's been like, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how many assassination attempts. Now you could have killed was
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  Speaker 1: a third?
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  Speaker 3: You were close. You should have killed him. You were
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  Speaker 3: right there.
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  Speaker 1: We could have I mean we could have if anybody
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  Speaker 1: was gonna do it, we could have easily easily killed.
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  Speaker 2: You want to talk about numbers, I mean, Jack turned
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  Speaker 2: the camera on for this one.
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  Speaker 1: But dude, they had they had like two giant panes
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  Speaker 1: of a bulletproof glass, but they had like two more
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  Speaker 1: that didn't come in. So when we were doing the episode,
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  Speaker 1: it was Trump who was covered, Will who was covered,
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  Speaker 1: and then a perfect no covering. If anybody was gonna
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  Speaker 1: get murdered in this thing, it would have been me.
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  Speaker 1: I would have been the guy.
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  Speaker 2: That would have been great for the show.
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  Speaker 1: It would have been a fantastic for the show. And
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  Speaker 1: I did say before we started the show, if I
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  Speaker 1: am killed in this process, make sure the show still
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  Speaker 1: runs to.
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  Speaker 3: The interview with the bullet Absolutely, I'd like to be killed,
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  Speaker 3: like I don't want to be killed. I don't want
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  Speaker 3: to die. I want to be killed.
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  Speaker 1: There's always with you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't want to just die, you want to
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  Speaker 3: be killed.
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  Speaker 1: There's always this thing on Instagram that's like women are like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I really want to die peacefully in my sleep, and
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  Speaker 1: then it says men and it's like the Gladiator scene
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  Speaker 1: where he's dying or something like a guy a fighter jet.
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  Speaker 3: Uh do you would you want it to be an
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  Speaker 3: apex predator?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It seems a little too gruesome. I would like the
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  Speaker 1: most honorable way possible, like maybe like some sort of
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  Speaker 1: home invasion where I am able to kill the guy. Also,
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  Speaker 1: like he stabs me and then I kind of grab
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  Speaker 1: him by the throat and bring him in real close
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  Speaker 1: and then just slowly slit his throat and then I
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  Speaker 1: also pass in the process, but I get the last laugh.
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  Speaker 1: I'd like to win then lose. Does that make sense?
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  Speaker 1: You want to if I'm going to die, I want
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  Speaker 1: to die in a way that I get whoever got me?
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  Speaker 1: Also just before I get got.
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  Speaker 3: See death for me is more about the legacy, Like
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  Speaker 3: you want to die in a way that everyone goes
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  Speaker 3: damn it. I didn't didn't get a chance to take
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  Speaker 3: a byde to one like fuck yeah, oh god, damn it.
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  Speaker 2: I was just texting with him last week. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's like Liam Payne, Lim Payne, you see there, Like
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  Speaker 3: this was his Instagram story from an hour before he
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  Speaker 3: died and he was like I'm having lunch or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: That's That's another one you bring up, is like being
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  Speaker 1: somebody's last form of communication. That's a that's a good one.
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  Speaker 1: It's being like, hey, you're well. Texts and then just
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  Speaker 1: be like, yeah, dude, I texted him and you know
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  Speaker 1: that was like two minutes before you actually died, right,
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  Speaker 1: that was too many?
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  Speaker 2: Like you were was the last It was huskers plus
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  Speaker 2: six and.
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  Speaker 3: A half lack of the week. He's the word of God.
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  Speaker 1: You see that final score. He was wrong, he was done.
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  Speaker 1: What is your perfect scenario of dying.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, it would be rescuing people, So like putting my
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  Speaker 3: life on the line for someone in front of people.
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  Speaker 3: I need people to see it so that everyone's like,
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  Speaker 3: oh my god, he ran in the building and uh.
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  Speaker 3: And I want to die in front of people. I
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  Speaker 3: want people to see me die and then and I
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  Speaker 3: want it to be out of nowhere. I really wanted
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  Speaker 3: to be a surprise, like I'll be when I die.
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  Speaker 3: I hope that I go shut the fuck up, get it.
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  Speaker 3: This was it? This was it? A fucking rattle sneak.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that would be the worst. Is you here? And
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  Speaker 1: then all of a sudden like, oh what was that?
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  Speaker 3: I knew a dude who was almost died. He was
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  Speaker 3: cutting his toenails on a glass. I've talked about this
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  Speaker 3: so much. He was cutting his toenails on a glass
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  Speaker 3: out of the shower, naked on a glass table, and
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  Speaker 3: the table shattered and it cut his femoral artery and
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  Speaker 3: he almost died cutting his fucking toenails.
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  Speaker 1: That would be That's probably the top five worst ways.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be a brutal way to go. That are
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  Speaker 3: fucking auto erotic asphyxiation, that would be a bad way.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like the one guy one cup video. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think he died, but oh the jar, Yeah, the jar
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  Speaker 1: that breaks in his asshole. That'd be just imagine being
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  Speaker 1: unconscious and the doctor's been like what do you do?
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  Speaker 1: Like that's it happened. There's a video called one one Guy,
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  Speaker 1: One Jar, One Man, One Jar. It was during the
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  Speaker 1: time of like two Girls, one cup, all those like
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  Speaker 1: gory videos that everyone kind of watch in high school
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  Speaker 1: and uh yeah ye yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, very popular
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  Speaker 1: branding watch. But yeah, so the video starts, it's a
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  Speaker 1: you just see a guy's legs and then a jar
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  Speaker 1: and the jars to his legs, and then he sits
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  Speaker 1: down and the jar goes in his ass and then
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  Speaker 1: he leans back and here and the jar pops in
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  Speaker 1: his ass and he kind of does that the half
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  Speaker 1: squad and he takes glass shards and pulls it as blood.
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  Speaker 1: You haven't seen this, God, what a sheltered life you've had.
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  Speaker 3: That?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, that's what's happen.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 3: That used to be Rogan. That used to be what
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  Speaker 3: his his thing was, all those video before we got
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  Speaker 3: into like being smartning earning, like he was just like
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  Speaker 3: you guys, see this guy get by a horse.
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  Speaker 2: That video, Yes, that was that was Don Seattle, right,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I mean that sounds like a Pacific Northwest. That sounds
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  Speaker 1: like the Northwest will be the best spot a.
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  Speaker 2: Fence, right, Yeah, I saw that one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, my god, dude died, Yeah, to his heart, that
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  Speaker 1: is why in the fun would you do that? You
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  Speaker 1: just horny, like the ultimate dog. It's gotta be a
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  Speaker 1: sense of is that the horse. Look at that horse,
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  Speaker 1: happy horse that photo. That horse looks way too content
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  Speaker 1: with what it's done to another man. That is wild.
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  Speaker 1: One last thing on the Dying thing peaked dying. Those
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  Speaker 1: guys on the United ninety three flight, Oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: when they have they call their wives and they say, hey, ball,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna have to do some things. I love you.
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  Speaker 1: And then their last quote is let's roll boys, and
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  Speaker 1: then go and take it down and put the plane down.
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  Speaker 1: That is the most honorable way to go. Those guys
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  Speaker 1: shout out. Then let's get a run of a plus
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  Speaker 1: for those glemen A right there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: A way to go out to a movie that perfectly
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  Speaker 2: descripts the way I'd want to go out.
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  Speaker 3: Is The Gray with Liam with the wolves.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, where they're playing crashes and then they have to
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  Speaker 2: survive because there's a pack of wolves kind of haunting them.
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  Speaker 2: And then he just goes one on one, just wrapping
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  Speaker 2: broken glass around his fist. Jack O' little palm going out.
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  Speaker 1: Jack showed me that ending scene where he like he
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  Speaker 1: breaks it and he tapes it to him and just
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  Speaker 1: the scene of the wolf's face gives you goosebumps.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't have I can't have the recipe of
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  Speaker 3: cowardice involved in my death because I will go to
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  Speaker 3: cowardice first.
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  Speaker 2: See it's like, would you run back in the building.
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  Speaker 3: Here's what I'll tell you. What happened. One time?
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  Speaker 2: You would for family, You would for family one time?
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  Speaker 3: No? No. No. We went on a safari and uh
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  Speaker 3: and it was a travel channel. So I was with
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  Speaker 3: a bunch of people and like you know, film crun
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  Speaker 3: everything and we got like within twenty feet from a
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  Speaker 3: lion and it was just laying under a tree. It
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  Speaker 3: was just laying there, and the lion popped up and
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  Speaker 3: like looked at us, and it, I mean, everyone's assholes clinched.
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  Speaker 3: And in that moment, I thought to myself, I just
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  Speaker 3: need to push the girl in front of the lion.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, and I had a knife on me,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, and they're like, oh, You're gonna
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  Speaker 3: use that knife to fight the lion, And I was like, no,
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  Speaker 3: I was gonna stab the girl, debilitate her and then
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  Speaker 3: the lion because you know, she got to run faster
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  Speaker 3: than the slowest person. Yeah. Yeah, And so I can't
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  Speaker 3: have cowardice. I'm afraid i'd go to cowardice. Yeah, like
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  Speaker 3: when you say those guys in nine to eleven, I
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  Speaker 3: would hate to be I would hate to be in
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  Speaker 3: that moment because I might be the guy going guys, guys, guys,
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  Speaker 3: just let them fly us where they want to fly us.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you know you don't want to be that guy. No, hey, guys, listen, listen.
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  Speaker 3: You guys are being racist. Okay, just because they're brown
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  Speaker 3: and they all have bucks cutters doesn't mean why do
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  Speaker 3: I do it like a whiter boy?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're white, like exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, fellas, fellas you'd be saying.
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  Speaker 1: At first, I was making you just relax for a second.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get some sleep here. I'd be double
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  Speaker 1: double jack with rocks.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to no plane crish, no plane crish.
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  Speaker 3: I got last yesterday. I got on the plane and
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  Speaker 3: it was early and I was I wanted to drink
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  Speaker 3: and usually, uh that thing I said with the gunny
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  Speaker 3: balls about drinking double tack of rocks, lots of rocks,
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  Speaker 3: And I heard the two pilots go fucking. The machine
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  Speaker 3: is in two A, and I went, who will be
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  Speaker 3: drinking today boys, And they came back. The flight attendants
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  Speaker 3: were like, we're so excited to have you. Do you
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  Speaker 3: mind when we land if we get a picture? And
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  Speaker 3: I was like absolutely, and like can we get you anything?
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  Speaker 3: And I just winked anyone, I got you around. I
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  Speaker 3: didn't even finish it. I fell asleep before I could
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  Speaker 3: even finish it.
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  Speaker 1: Is that the like the epitomeum mile I've made it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you're in sitting in first class and the
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  Speaker 1: flys knows exactly what you drink.
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  Speaker 3: Is knows exactly what?
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  Speaker 2: Has there been another moment that's top that one?
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  Speaker 3: Oh I've had so many moments I'm I can't even
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  Speaker 3: like I've had. My life is insane. I never it
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  Speaker 3: was never supposed to be like this. It really wasn't.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like every I got a fucking FaceTime from
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  Speaker 3: Bakery the other day. He was in the pool. What's up?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know you were a taba. I was like,
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  Speaker 3: fuck like that. I know, like he's younger than me
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  Speaker 3: and I know, and you're supposed to be quarterback. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but still it's like a football player knows where I am. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Like that's like I'm always like that, but I'm very
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  Speaker 3: I'm still very much burt in like every sense, like everything,
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  Speaker 3: I really get starstrucked. I really like I lose my
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  Speaker 3: shit over celebrities all the time. I did it with
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  Speaker 3: Chris Robinson from The Fucking Black Crows. Made a fool
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  Speaker 3: of myself. I make fools. I make a fool of
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  Speaker 3: myself all the time. So, yeah, have you.
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  Speaker 1: Ever tried to rewrite that in your head? Like, maybe
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  Speaker 1: I shouldn't. Maybe I am now the celebrity that people
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  Speaker 1: get excited about.
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  Speaker 3: Uh No, I can't. I don't. I don't know how
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  Speaker 3: to do it. I don't know. I don't know how
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  Speaker 3: to shut my fucking mouth. Like I'll tell you how
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  Speaker 3: much money I make. Like I'm like, I'm just like
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  Speaker 3: I'm a fool. Like I watch Rogan and Tom just
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  Speaker 3: sit there and not talk to people and like be cool,
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  Speaker 3: and I just fucking jabberjaw. I'm like, yeah, I can't.
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  Speaker 3: I just you gotta be cool with who the fuck
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  Speaker 3: you are.
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  Speaker 1: I guess that's what makes you and Tom such a
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  Speaker 1: great pair, the ying yang of the both of you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it is beautiful and one thing you guys, you were
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  Speaker 1: on two bears with them, and there was a lot
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  Speaker 1: of talk about Ryan Holiday and the views of everything.
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  Speaker 1: Have you changed your opinion?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, have you?
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  Speaker 2: Have you dove into any any stoicism Whereas it still
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  Speaker 2: kind of like, I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't know, I got tom. I'm just I'm always anti
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  Speaker 3: what everyone thinks is good, right, Like I always go like,
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  Speaker 3: is it though? Yeah, Like I don't know, It's always
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  Speaker 3: been my thing.
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  Speaker 2: You're anti when somebody says, hey, this could be good
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  Speaker 2: for you, You're like, no, that's gay.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I have a really hot take about alcoholism that
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  Speaker 3: is not popular online.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, we'll go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: I just no, I'm not going to get into it again.
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  Speaker 3: It made sense when I was talking to two black
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  Speaker 3: guys about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we were like, hey, all right, the great start.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. We were like, we're like, maybe you're the problem.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe it's not alcohol. Maybe it's you. Like we're all
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  Speaker 3: partying hard, we don't drink and drive, we don't hit
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  Speaker 3: our wives, we don't like, we like to have a
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  Speaker 3: good time. Maybe it's you. Maybe you're the fucking problem.
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  Speaker 3: But alcoholics don't like hearing that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's his bad take. It's a it's a tough
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  Speaker 1: one for the internet.
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  Speaker 3: It made sense when we were fucking lit. Yeah, watching
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  Speaker 3: the sunset.
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  Speaker 1: Hammered being like, you know what, this isn't bad at all.
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  Speaker 1: For people to think that it's bad, they're wrong.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, because alcoholics only have one answer. It's you have
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  Speaker 3: to quit drinking. No, no, no, you have to quit drinking.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm doing absolutely. I had an alcoholic tell me
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  Speaker 3: I want to I wish I could say his name.
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  Speaker 3: He goes, you think you think? And by the way,
• 12:23
  Speaker 3: I was with the smartest people in the world at
• 12:25
  Speaker 3: this party, the smartest individuals in the world, legit, And
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: he was like, you think is you are successful and
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: you make a lot of money, and you do like
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  Speaker 3: arenatur and you're happily married, you've got a good relationship
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  Speaker 3: with the kids, that you don't have a drinking problem.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, that's it. Yeah, Like you
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  Speaker 3: just hit it. Yeah, that's it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And he was like, no, you got a problem. I
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: was like, no, you got a problem. I'm fucking killing it.
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  Speaker 3: And then, in front of a room full of geniuses,
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: proceeded to say, I don't believe in alcoholism, but I
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  Speaker 3: also don't believe in death. I don't believe in I
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: don't believe in a lot of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Let's unpack the only other thing you said, you don't
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  Speaker 1: believe in, dying.
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  Speaker 3: Don't happened to me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, what's the take on that, believing in death?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think it happens to other people,
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  Speaker 3: but just not me.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of well, you think you're invincible.
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  Speaker 3: I kinda, because it hasn't happened.
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  Speaker 1: You'll play, go play some football. You'll find out real quick,
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  Speaker 1: real Quicklen, Yeah, just hownther Man put his hands on
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  Speaker 1: you and control where you go? That that's when you
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  Speaker 1: know that you were not invincible.
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  Speaker 3: I I don't believe. Well, I just like it's like
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  Speaker 3: you have a go to a funeral and then you're like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I got another one, but not me. Just dodged it again.
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  Speaker 3: It seems like it's always having other people.
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  Speaker 2: Don't believe it until it happens, until then you can't
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  Speaker 2: believe it.
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  Speaker 3: Then I'll be like, well fuck, got yeah, got me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you're grace son. I was wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess they were right. Yeah, it looks like
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  Speaker 1: it does exist.
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  Speaker 3: It does exist.
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  Speaker 1: Well, all right, well, we we've jumped into a lot
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: of different categories. What's your take on religion.
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  Speaker 3: I would love to be religious, you know you guys, Yeah,
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: my plan is moving to Nashville, and.
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  Speaker 2: You're moving here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know that's why we're here. We're looking at houses.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: And I texted your wife and I told her that
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: the house next next door to me is for sale.
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: You guys fucked her up. She came to fucking beer
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: Olympics and got in the car that day and said,
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: we are moving to Nashville. And I went what she said,
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: this is, these are real people, this is I missed
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: the South. We're coming back and we're looking at houses.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: And so you guys hit me up about doing this
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: and she was like, let's do it, and then we're
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: going to look at houses today.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: Well let's go with lan.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: Why why didn't she here on the bus.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: Because I don't want to deal with her, Dude, I'm
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: fucking I'm with her one hundred percent of the time.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: We have no kids anymore, the kids are at school.
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: It's me and her up are fucking asses. I mean,
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: if I know I was gonna spend this much time
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: with someone, I would have married a dude, happily married,
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: fully married. I'm just it's like you just when you
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: don't have kids, you spend all your time with that person.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: You fuck them, you eat with them, you sleep with them,
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: you shower with them, you do everything, everything, everything, everything,
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: and the I'm sitting next to on a fucking plane
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: and just we're up each other's asses. If you said
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: this to her, she would say the same thing. She
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: will laugh at times and go, I can't believe I'm
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: still looking at you. Like we just start with each
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: other NonStop. It's crazy.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: How have you guys been married?
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: Twenty years? Twenty years? Nice bro?
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: And by the way, you did save beer Olympics? Yeah, games,
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: she and thank you for that.
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't. I didn't wa wait the boys.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: Were taking bullets out there and you making your video
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: like I'm gonna make it happen.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: Was it fired us up? It's still it's like it's
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: like fight club. It's so needed. I love it. I
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: love it so much. I have. It's that energy. And
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: Leanne saw the energy. The energy is like me. She
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: stills like she's obsessed with Michael Chandler. She's never seen
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: him fight, she didn't know what he does. She got
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: a little guy. I love that little guy. He is
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: he is she fucking she follows these two girls online.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: Look at how much higher their tits are than her.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: She crushed it. I mean, she was obliterated.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: But it's her, it's her feather in her cap. Is
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: that she hung. She hung with the boys. She killed
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: three beers. I drank the three beers out of the baby.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: I did. It took me a little bit, but I
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: got it. Yeah. So yeah, so we're down here looking
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: at houses. But when it comes to religion, I think
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: I would love I would love to believe and be
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: just and then look at you because you don't go.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: I guess you're going to hell. That would be so cool,
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: but you had to believe it. You gotta believe it.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: You gotta believe it. And I would love that. But
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: I just I'm too I'm too skeptical. Like I just
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: I started researching about Islam and Hinduism. I'm looking for something. Yeah,
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Catholicism is my thing, and I don't know tweets. It
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: twists my OCD too much, so I get like into
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: I work all the Jesus pieces. But yeah, Kanye, Hinduism
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: sounds like the coolest one so far.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: What about Hinduism is like Okay, I can get down
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: with this.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Karma makes total sense. Yah, Karma is like a big deal.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: And the fact that you come back the enter life
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: is energy and you come back in a reincarnation. I
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: think that's cool. Like we've had lives before this life. Yeah,
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what man Islam is for me. I
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: think if they could just get rid of the pork
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: and booze, i'd be cool with Islam. Yeah. Yeah, Like
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: I love the idea that you got to take a
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: trip to Mecca. Everyone one time, you gotta go to Mecca.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: I love that that that's in the religion. That's so
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: cool that Yo, it's like fucking bachelor party. You gotta
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: check this box. Yeah you check. You know. That's what's
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: the cool things about Muslims is that usually if they
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: run into other Muslims, they treat them with a lot
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: of love because they assume they're going to Mecca. Really
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: and yeah, I thought that was cool. You pray five
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: times a day. I just did all the research on these.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: I was looking for religion the other day.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot. The rules part is really like praying
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: five times a day For me, I just feel like
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: I'm not good with time. Management. That would make it
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: very difficult.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: For me in the morning.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Got it.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: I got a routine down. Let me get the cold tub.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Then then do I pray or do I pray before?
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: Like what do hung out with the other Muslims? You
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: all do it together? The community?
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: The community like yeah, or a lucy on this.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: The community aspect.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so cool.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: It seems like the Jewish people have the community thing
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: down in a big way.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: We live in a really big Jewish neighborhood and the
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: other day was like, uh year, yeah, and they were
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: all walking on the streets and I was just like,
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: it's it seems cool as fuck. It seems cool to
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: be religious, Like I don't know why. I don't know
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: how it got to be not believing in God was
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: the cool thing because it just seems like you got
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: a community like I would love, I love, I would love.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: You know what we should do? I want to go
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: see Joel Ostein who is that. He's like the preacher
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: you would know if he saw.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Him, like a righteous Gemstone type of guy.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: He's like yeah, yeah, like a famous type speaker like
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: does has all the he'd be somebody that was like
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: on TV when you were young.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah on Sunday. Yeah, he's looks like Martin Short.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: And that I still have seeing that picture. No clue
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: who that is.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: He's His net worth is to the roof. He does
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: like megachurches. Dude, that was the rub when we started comedy.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: There's a guy telling you, like yo, if you work clean,
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: you can do churches. I never wanted to do that shit.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: There's a guy, John Chris that did that.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he lives in Nashville.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: Dude. He would do like a fucking Sunday six o'clock
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: show in a mega church. In a mega church, it's
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: like they're like arenas. Yeah, and just clean up. He
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: made so much fucking money. He's a great guy. He
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: got canceled. Did you hear this story? This is wild.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: I apologize John if I'm if I'm perpetuating something, and
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: I love you. You know that he got friend of
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: the show. He got soft canceled. I'll say soft canceled
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: because I mean, when you hear this, you're gonna go
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: huh because he took a roller blading and he tried
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: to kiss.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Her that he got canceled for that.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Roller blading. But in their community, if you say that
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: you're like a Christian and I think he had like
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: vodka and a water bottle or something. It's like it
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: really is like not that bad number one high school move. Yeah,
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: and he got when you're in it, you gotta be
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: in it when you when you say you're Christian, you
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: can't funk around. That's the thing. That's the hard part
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: is like that is a hard part that I could
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: do the Christian like, uh, believe in it and but
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna fuck up.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna yeah, that's not that's the hard thing. Like
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: with with football, for me, I always thought it was
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: better to have your public perspect whoa perception. How good is.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: That there's no alcohol in this right?
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Oh there's five percent?
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Oh fuck, I'm sober. I'm kidding.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: But the public perception for me, having having people think
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: less of you, I always thought was a bigger win
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: than trying to be this like all American kid and
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: then one or two things happen and they're like, oh,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: you're a piece of shit. I'd rather people think, oh,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: this guy is a piece of shit, and then when
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: you meet me or whoever the person is, it's like, oh,
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: they're actually you. You you I just come off way
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: better to them. I that's a bigger win.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: You are explaining my business model to a t Okay.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: So I go to I go to college. So I
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: played baseball in high school, get recruited to play Duke Citadel,
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: gonna walk on at Florida State. I go to walk on.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: A great football season by the way for Florida State.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Here's killing it right.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Now you're looking at Yeah, well, I'll tell you a
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: secret a second. So I go to walk on at
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Florida State. I literally do the first practice and walk
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: off the field. I'm like, sports are no longer for me.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: I gave up baseball. And I remember, but I remember
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: going to my fraternity that I was an e fraternity
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: and they were doing uh inner murals and they were
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: like football and everyone's like, dude, I'm a dog and
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: you're like really, and they're like, fucking dude, get me
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: on the field, get me on the field. And so
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: I got intimidated. That's young Bert god Obie was fat
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: and so so. And by the way, that guy on
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: the left, it's got O'Brian, fucking amazing baseball player. Really yeah, yeah,
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: he selling it, dude. He he ended up walking on
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: at Florida State. He got a full ride to Alabama too.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Oh wow. Yeah, So so he's a great actor now too.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: An interesting dude, very interesting dude. But uh so I
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: didn't go out for football intermurals because everyone was so good.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: And then I watched him play and I was like, oh,
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: they suck. Everyone talked shit, and I was like, because
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: the way I played sports was you didn't talk shit.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Unless you didn't talk shit. You just didn't talk shit.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: You just played the sport and then that talked the
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: ship for you. So then intermural softball comes up and
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: everyone's like, I'm a fucking dog, and I was like, okay,
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go out. I'm not gonna tell anyone I
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: could play. I'm gonna go out and play and I'm
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: just not gonna say it. Thing. I remember catching fly
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: balls in the outfield behind my back and everyone's like,
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: what the fuck are you doing? And then you go
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: and I hit fucking bombs and they're like, dude, you
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: didn't tell us you could play. So I looked at
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: that from that day forward as I was like, I
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: will never talk shit about like, I'm gonna always undersell
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: my performance and over deliver to a stand up I'm
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: always I'm dude, I've said this and I mean it.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Now I think I've said it so much. I mean it.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: The only reason people think I'm a great stand up
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: is I hang out with the best stand ups in
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: the world. I mean, look at that you surround yourself.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: You're good in the storytelling realm too.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: You're yeah, the storyteller. Not giving credit, I know, but
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: but that's the game plan.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: That's business plan.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: You basically just did it.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: I like I like that. I'd rather people go like, yeah,
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: he takes his shirt off whatever, and then they go, wow,
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: I he's a really good storyteller, like like, oh, this
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: is way better. I thought, yeah, yeah, because I look
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: at I mean when I got into stand up, I
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: remember going to the Boston Comedy Club and dudes walk
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: off stage and like, I just ripped that room, and
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: you're like did you? And I remember also thinking, so
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: that's your version of the best you got. I was
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: like all right, and so I just never I never
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: really talked shit about stand up. Now. Look when we
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: talk about fucking sports or anything, now, I talk wild shit,
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: like fucking ran the LA Marathon with no training at
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: all told you I'd fucking bench press more than you.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: I mean, I love that. I love that, Like that's
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: fun and if you're and if you don't get it,
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: it's like that's the point of comedy is just to
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: fuck around. Yeah, but uh but yeah, I've always that underperform,
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: under cell overperform, That's always been my thing. Twice, Tommy's
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: like he fucking trained for it, and he had his
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: coach pacing him, he had headsets and he didn't.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Talk to anybody, and he still fucked.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Minutes. He was like, I'm trying to bring thirty minutes.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: I was like, dude, fucking there's like people in the
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: Paralympics and being fucking minutes the doing. He was so
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: serious about this fucking race. I got hit by a
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: golf car.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what happened there?
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: That's a great question, Pete.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Would he hit you?
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Pete? He stopped? I love that, Pete. I love that.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Pete cannot just trying to stop any of it. Stopped
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: right in front of the cart. Nothing. I didn't even stop,
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: it was just walking.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: He said, There's nothing I could do about it. You
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: stopped writing front the cart.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Dadd is imagine, Oh you saw the lungs.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: He was trying to get out of it.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Well, it's crazy, fucking.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Brit I came out of came, I came out of
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: my shoes.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, shout out Dang Cook. Dude, he's had a great
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: bit about that back in the day.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was uh yeah, the shoes.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: The shoes coming off, seeing a man get hit by
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: a car.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, god, man, do you people don't remember how great?
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: I mean, Dan's still a very talented Dan up comedian.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: But when he did it at that moment, you know,
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: there was nothing like it. There was nothing like it.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Remember people used to bomb on stage. Dame never bombed.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: He murdered. In the worst scenario you could imagine. Dane
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Cook would fucking destroy.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: He went on that run of I mean Vicious Circle.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Here hear those three his three stand ups, his three
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: specials were incredible. But then he was doing movies, he
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: was doing all that stuff. That's what's so fascinating to me.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: And I feel like I bring it up every time
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: a comedian is on our bus, is like what happened
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: to day? Because yeah we did with Adam who was
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: who came out last week? Now for people that are
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: listening to this episode, but it just seems like he's
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: got this like people are not a fan of him
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: in the comedic world like that, people say he stole
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: jokes and all these all these other things.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: I'm always trying to figure out. I think what happened
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: to Dane Cook because I personally was a massive fan
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: of him.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we all were. I think here's the one thing
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: I'll think that and this is maybe just a stupid thought,
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: but he got famous by himself. Like we all got
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: famous together, like this generation of comics, we all got
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: famous at the same time, like me, Tommy, Joe, Ari,
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Shane Gillett, like we all and so we kind of
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: have people to bounce things off of. It was just Dane.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: I mean, it was just Dane. There's not another comic.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: There was not one comic at Dane's level. It's like
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: it's like, can you imagine getting rich by yourself and
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: like like and going like I don't know, how do
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: I get watches? Like what kind of car do I want?
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone's got a guy for something.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. It's like it's like when you're on a
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: football team and everyone's making money, You're like, yo, how
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: did you Oh? I got a guy that he'll take
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: care of that. And you know, so like we all
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: got wealthy together, like all of our friends. So like,
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't want to get into the weeds
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: on stuff, but like you know, I'm trying to because
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: some people kind of manipulate their persona a little bit. Yeah,
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: so you don't want to blow someone's bubble. But but
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Dane got rich by himself, did arenas by himself. He
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: was the only one doing arenas. I did arenas. I
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: remember reaching out to I remember talking to the Schultz going,
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: this is how you do arenas. You got to get
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: a stage, you need a sound system, bring your own
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: sound system. It's got to feel like, I mean, we
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: got to talk to each other about it, about how
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: to do these things. They did it by himself and
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: so in a weird way, and I've been the victim
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: of this. The only thing people want is to watch
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: you fail, Like they love taking shots people on the top.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: And it's happened to me. Guys that were like good friends,
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: just the second you passed them, they're like, fuck that guy,
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: And You're like I thought we were both. I cheered
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: you when you succeeded. You couldn't hear me when I succeeded,
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: And it's crazy, it's like, you know and so, but
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Dane did it all by himself, and so everyone just
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: wanted him to fail.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Why do you think human nature is that way where
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: this is like everybody wants to be on top of
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: the minute somebody surpasses them, they start talking shit.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: It's weird. Man. I'll tell you, like, this is the
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: closest I can get to it, and you'll understand this.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: So I took Shane gill Us to on towards me
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: a couple of times, right, And I took him to
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Celebrity Theater and in Arizona's in the round, and he
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: opened for me. He did ten minutes fifteen maybe, and
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: he got a standing ovation, standing ovation. That was the
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: super Bowl, right, No, that it was another time. It
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: was another time. He got a standing ovation then too,
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: But he got a standing ovation. He didn't know what
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: to do with it. He really didn't know what to
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: do with it. Like he like kind of stopped and
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: you know, he's uncomfortable as he is, but stopped, and
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: we're all sitting We're like to take it, stay out there.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: And then he comes off stage. And I was like, wow,
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: he's this is changing for him. I got a text
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: from him or maybe one of our managers. You know,
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: I hold booze records everywhere. They were like, Shane Gillis
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: broke your booze record at the Celebrity Theater, and like,
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: you want your boys to succeed, but there is a
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: party you go and hold on like we're not talking money,
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: We're not talking like he's breaking records everywhere right now.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: That was the first when he broke my booze record,
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: My Booze, I'm the boos like and so there is
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: a thing where you gotta decide what kind of man
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: you are or do you want your boys to blow up?
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: Do you want your boys to succeed? Or do you
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: need to be the guy? You know, I don't need
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: to be the guy. I've always wanted. I've always surrounded myself.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: I buy the best people. I don't need to be
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: the guy. But I am watching people watch Shane and go, well,
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: I'm the guy, and you're like, nah anymore, dude, he
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: just broke the record at Wells Fargo.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: God for most booths, No, No, for most attendance. Hold on, huh,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: but the the boos thing was most booze bought? Or
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: how do how does one measure the booze record?
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: The places the That's how I used to get on.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: That's how I used to tour, was I'd break I
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: alcohol sales at all the clubs. I was like, they're
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: not gonna know if I'm funny or not. But what
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: they will know is if they have to fucking restock
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: on Monday, they're gonna like bring bird back. So I
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: used to do. I used to a show called calling
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Stick to Work, where I go in, I do a
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: show at New and we drink them out of booze
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: before their evening shows. We do, I mean we I'd
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: kill it on booze. But that's uh yeah, Shane's destroying
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: it right now. And you hear people talk and you're like, oh,
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: that's interesting because you didn't say that when he was
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: opening for you. You didn't say that when he was younger.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: Now you're saying it's it's I've watched it happen to
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: a lot of people. I'll tell you a dog can
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: just tell you what doesn't have to do, doesn't happen
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: to tell them doesn't have to Joe Joe Joe Rogan
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: wants you to be more famous than him the second
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: he fucking meets you. Joe was the most selfless individual
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: when he'd put us on his podcast just to get
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: us fans. I remember I had a special out he
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: put me on. We did a a End of the
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: World podcast that night at the store, and then I
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: did his podcast first thing in the morning. That guy's
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: wanted your success since day one. He is the most
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: selfless individual. But it wasn't like that. It wasn't like
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: that before.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Damn, it does feel like it happened. It feels like
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: it happens in the in the comedy realm, because I
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: feel like it's more of like that individual life sport. Yeah,
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: if you're in individual sports and in athletics and everything else,
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: I feel like, you know, people want whoever is at
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: the top, like they want to be better than right,
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: and people cheer on you. It's like when you're when
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: you're low enough and they feel like your dream is
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: also their dream. You're more relatable, you come up more relatable,
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: but the moment you do get kind of like to
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: the top or or pass whatever their level of like
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: them wanting you to be in their world is like
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: once it gets beyond that is I feel like, is
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: when the shots kind of come. Yeah, the people are
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: you know, they want to say you forget you, forgot
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: who you are, yah blah blah blah.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: This yeah, and comedy sto opinion based too. Like it's
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: some comics who are on top of the world, people
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: don't think are funny because it's just not their humor.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: So I'm sure when some comics go above others, those
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: comics are like, well, you know, he's not that funny,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Like why why does he be able to have so
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: much success in not me?
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: No, it's it's it's wild too. And we're at a
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: stage now where it's like you gotta realize, like not
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: everyone did arenas, and now everyone's doing arenas and like
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: so like you look at some guys that are a
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: little older and they're like like they were like at
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: the top of the games doing theaters, like that was
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: that was all that the opportunity offered. Now it's like,
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: I mean, kill Tony's in arenas. There are kids that
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: have been doing stand up for one year that are
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: doing stand up in arenas. Like it's it's wild where
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: comedy is right now, it's insane to me. But yeah,
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: it's like the opportunities are so different. It's like, now
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: a lot of people are doing arenas.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Do you think the people are doing arenas more because
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: of how much exposure there's a social media or comedy?
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Is that much better than it used to be.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: I think it's a I think it's a perfect storm
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: of everything. I think it is social media. I do
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: think it has to do with uh. I think this
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: fucking cancer culture was like great for business. It's like
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: people want to hear you say the wildest shit. Now,
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: I mean, there there are some comics. I think that
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: there are some people that I don't even think they
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: know what comedy is. They just know how to say
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: wild shit. Yeah, like I go wow, like and h.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: But I think it's a perfect storm of all that.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: And I think, you know, I mean, look at I
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: mean when you say, you guys sat down with the
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: fucking former president of the United States, possibly the next
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: aren't future president of the United States. That's where the
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: world is. People don't give a fuck about the Today
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: Show and and the late night talk shows and the
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: this is where it's connecting and and and our fans,
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: I say, our fans because I think we probably share
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: overlapping concentric circles. But they they they know you, they
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: that they like, they like root for you, and they
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: love you. And then and then that turned into comedy.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: It's like I go on stage and I take my
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: shirt off, and people lose their mind and I go,
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: it's like, it's insane. To me, it's insane. I mean
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: there was a time when I took my shirt off
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: where people went, what the fuck is this? Yeah, you know,
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: I mean in the first seven years of my career,
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: I think, my shirt off. But it's it's just bizarre
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: where everything is, I think. But I think people do.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Uh, everybody's doing a good job too. Of like a
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: rising tide lifts all ships, like you're fully loaded. Tours
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: essentially like that. I know when we have comics on
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: we talk to comics who have been on that thing,
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: they talk about how much that just event and that
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: tour kind of like puts you on because again, you're
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: in in front of so many people, entertaining in such
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: a way that involves partying together. Like you, you are accessible,
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: you feel way more accessible to people.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so. I mean I've always been I've
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: always been a firm believer and like it's not fun
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: if you're doing it by yourself, Like I mean, my
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: favorite memories are like taking I was just thinking of
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: this the other day. I told you I want Fluffy
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: to the sphere. And I said to Leanne, I go,
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: how cool would this be able to do? Like to
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: take your because Fluffy got a box for us and
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: he got us all hotel rooms and he put us
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: up and was like fucking sick, and he got a
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: party bus for us. And we're on the party bus.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: We're laughing our asses off, and I said to Leanne,
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: I was like, dude, this would be so sick if
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: we could do something like this, and she goes, you've
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: done this every year, you do red Rocks, And I went,
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: that's right. And I remember I wish I had the
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: fucking video. Me and Shane got so fucked up. Me,
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: Shane and Mark got so fucked up on this party
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: bus that we were singing songs without the words, trying
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: to guess the songs, like like just screaming and we're crying, laughing.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Do you remember that, Pete? We were crying, crying, laughing everything.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: And I look back I look back at like all
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: the things I've done. Those are my favorite moments. Is
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: uh is is like all the people I've partied with,
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: all my friends and all they're all the greatest comics
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: in the world. They're the funniest human beings. One of
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: my favorite memories, Georgia is on Fully Loaded with her
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: friend Daisy and uh Shane comes up last night and
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: he goes up to him. He goes, you got sneaking beers.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: Georgia goes no. He goes, come on, I don't have
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: a lie to me. She's like no. He's like, I'm
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: not gonna tell your dad. She's like, yeah, we're sneaking
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: beers and she just sits down next to me. Is
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: Georgia sneaking beers? Like these are? I mean, these are
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: like the greatest fucking memories of my life. And you'd think,
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: you know, like I didn't pay that much to hang
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: out with them.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Dude, that is fucking wild to be able to get
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: all your boys and just be like, hey, we're all
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: we all have a certain set of skills. Just all
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: go and do this together.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Dude, Fully Loaded.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Last year, it's me, Jelly Roll, David tell Big, ja Ogerson,
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: Dan soder Mark, Norman. I mean, it's it's the perfect
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: smoke tent and we're laughing hysterically and Jelly Roll just
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: happens to be the biggest artist in the country who
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: and we laughed so hard. He had just found out
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: who Mitch Hedburg was, and within finding out, within finding
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: out that he is now his favorite coming, he then
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: learns he's dead, and we could not stop laughing. He
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: goes this, Mitch Heedburgh guy's great, and David tell goes,
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: I got some bad news for you, buddy. We are
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: crying laughing, but like those are the moments like where
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: you go miss night life doesn't get better? Yeah? Yeah.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Talk about your relationship with jelly Roll a little bit,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: because you guys do you guys have him on Two Bears?
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Has he been on I don't know, but I know
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: he did the five K with y'all. You guys have
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: done shows together and stuff like that. Where did that
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: relationship start?
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know, honestly. I started following jelly a long
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: time ago, sort of follow him online. I think I
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: saw him on Chelsea Show originally and found him and
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: then we started dming and we just became friends over
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: through the through the internet. And then he came out
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: and did my podcast and we just connected immediately. There's
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: something that we have. We're very similar men in that
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: I think we're very we feel we feel very lucky
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: to be in the position we're in, as opposed to
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: some guys are like this was I was destined for this.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: I think both Jelly and I are like, man, we
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: just feel like the luckiest dudes in the world. And
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: we just kept we just kept in touch. And then
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: probably the biggest thing. I mean, it's like crazy, I
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: don't think much of it, but like if we were
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: ever in the same city, we always hit up. He
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: found each other, Like if he was on tour near me,
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: he'd come and have lunch at where we were at
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: the arena. And then like he came in Nashville, he
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: came out to the show, I was here, and we've
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: always just kept in touch and been close and uh.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: And then but the crazy thing was, and this is
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: probably the best moment of our friendship. He was on
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: NELK Boys and he was saying, you know, the two
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: bears are doing a five K. I think I'm gonna
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: get in shape for it, And all of a sudden,
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: it fuck it took off, like people magazine wrote us
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: about it and it was crazy. So he came out
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: to do this. And then Me, Bunny, Leanne and Jelly
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: are running the five k together and we're getting done.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: We're like about to pass the finish line, and Jelly
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: starts crying. I'm gonna get emotional. I'm not gonna cry.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: Dorim'm done crying. I'm not crying. Jelly gets emotional. Jelly
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: gets emotional and he goes and he's like, I think
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: you might have just changed my life. And Bunny starts
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: crying and she's holding the Anne. The four of us
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: are like sobbing crossing the finish line, and uh, and
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: it's true. It's like, I mean, you guys have never
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: really like been you know, had like health issues or
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: had gotten your life's never gotten away from you with
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: your bodies. But guys like me and Jelly and I
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: was two eighty five last time the fucking time before
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: at Beer Olympics, and Jelly's had weight issues and just
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: dead little spark of getting your health back together and
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: getting in control of it and just getting into a
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: place where you are moving every day. It's so fucking
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: big and uh, but that that moment was crazy. And
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: then immediately it's like we're doing half marathon. He's like yeah,
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: And so I was like, all right, I'm in if
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: you're in. But he I love him to death. Man,
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: I'm so happy for success. He's the sweetest guy in
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: the world.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: He really does have that. I mean, you know, you
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: don't understand. He went and did fully loaded this year.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: He did the first week. I didn't pay him. I
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: didn't I didn't cover his tour bus, I didn't cover
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: his private jets. He did it on his own. Like
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: he came and did it. And I was like, dude,
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: I gotta get I gotta pay you back somehow. He's like, no,
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: I just want to be with you. It's like that's
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: like a real friend. I love him. I love him
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: to death. Yeah.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: He is the kindest soul and you just know, like life,
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Like I think to myself, like, man, what was he
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: like like when he was in prison and was wrapped
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: up in the wrong stuff to where he has such
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: a perspective now and he's able to talk to absolutely
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: everybody and have this perspective that you just you want
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: to do nothing butt root for him.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the level of purity is is second to none,
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: especially when he tells stories about watching the Music City
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Miracle from like juvenile detention center. Yeah, and knowing that
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: he's done things wrong and yet he's still this pure, Like,
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: how does somebody go through that much adversity in life
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: get to the other side of this level of fame
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: and fortune and have you know, the ability to still
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: be as sweet as he possibly is, not b jaded,
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: not have you know a chip on his shoulder about anything.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: He just wants to do the best he can with
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: what he has, and it just continues to be better
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: and better. That's him meeting with the Titans. He spoke
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: to Congress about fentanyl issues, which.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: Is eloquently too. Yeah, but here you will wow.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: And he's like, I used to sell drugs and now
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting here saying, well, there's a problem with drugs
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: in this country.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: He's also someone you know when we talk about like
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: people root for your downfall and I assume it's a
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: natural thing. I mean, I feel like, you know, I
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: feel like you know, when you people hate me, I go, Okay,
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: I think it's just normal, I guess, But then it
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: really means a lot when people don't. When people like
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: root for your success and like still love you, it
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: means a lot. And like and like Jelly came out,
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: I did Bridgestone, and he came out to like like
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: like be there for me and like like celebrate it
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: with me, and I did. I think I brought him
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: on stage. I think we sang a song at Bridgestone.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: And then the next time I'm in Nashville, He's like, hey, man,
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: would you bring me on stage tonight? And I was
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: like I was like yeah, sure, yeah. I was like,
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: you know what, I think, I have a thing. I
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: have a show. I wish I could were you performing?
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: And he's like Titans Stadium, Oh went I could cancel.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: I would have canceled.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah give me seventy five thousand people? Are you shitting me?
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: But like he's just very regular like he I mean,
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: he's just so and he and he really wants you
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: to win. He wants you to succeed. I love him
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: to death.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: And bring a lot the people that before he was
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: his level of fame, like bringing them to it and
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: being like hey, I'm doing this. I would love for
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: you guys to be there. Type of and type of
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: mentality is just is just awesome.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: What's crazy is like Leanne and Bunny are really close.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: They text all the time, and dont I I do
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: not know how that relationship happened. I don't like because
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: they're very different women. There really are different women, but man,
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: they're like fucking sisters. They text there. He's part of
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: the reason because you know, we're looking at properties and
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: Jelly just goes, hey, why don't I just give you
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: a hundred my acres or whatever? You guys can live
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: on our land, and Dan's like, I could live with
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: Bunny and I was like, hang on, wait, what world
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: are we living?
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: He did buy a crazy piece of flame.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: Crazy. He's like, I got a good place up on
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: a mountain and I was like, and so, yeah, we're
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: looking at everything today. But uh I love him to death. Man,
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: I love I love watching people succeed. It's funny ship
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: to watch people succeed. It's fun and like, uh like
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: I Shane's the easiest one for me to put because
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: we all were there for it, right, we all watched it.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: But uh, I remember being at One of my favorite
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: things in the world to do is bully Shane. I
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: love bullying Shane. I love texting him as saying, hy Man,
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: you want to meet up for a drink this morning?
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: And he goes no, and then I always right back.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: This is my favorite part, the unrelenting until I get
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: him to break, his spirit to break. It's so fucking fun. Yeah,
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: it's so fun to watch him crumble. Oh. So I
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: text him one time and I go, yo, I'm at
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: Rogan's Club at noon partying. You meet me there and
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: he's like no. I was like, cool, do you want
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: me to send a car to get to you. He's
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: like I'm not going. I go hi, and I'm just
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: I want to get make sure I have the right
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: drink for you, like you still drink a bud Light
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: And he's like, Burt, I'm not coming, and I go, oh, Leanne,
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: can't wait to see you. I'm so excited you're coming.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: And then he's like, fuck, I'm on my way.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: So so he he eventually breaks.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: He comes over and it's like things are happening for Shane,
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: but you know, it's like we know it. But he
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: comes and he goes, hey, man, can I I tell
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: you a secret? And I was like yeah. So we
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: go away from everyone, go back to a bar and
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: he's like, uh, I just got offered SNL And I
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: was like, dude, that moment for me, like I love
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: that shit. I started crying and he was like, stop
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: fucking crying, bitch. Yeah, and he was like and he
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: got excited, but like watching your boys blow up, it's
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: fucking awesome. I just texted I just texted him. Matt McCusker.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: Matt McCusker did uh uh uh two nights in Boston
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: at the Wilbur. I texted him. I was like, dude, congratulations,
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: this is fucking awesome. That is fun. More people should
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: enjoy watching people succeed because it's fun as fuck. And
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: it's he did two nights at fucking the Wilbur. You
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: know how hard that.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: I love how you promos, the promos where he's at
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: like on Instagram, like you like play the piano.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: He's I saw a video, the one video that sticks
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: with me. He was holding his child reading a book.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: I was like, you're reading a book? Words are that
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: interesting to you that you could like he was like
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: holding his child reading Like I was like, what the fuck,
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: I've never read a book, Like.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, look he's reading a book.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: He's in it too.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: He's focused, he's reading. That's like that. I've never not
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: in a million years, I ever read like that where
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: I was like taking care of my child and reading.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean just reading in general. Sitting down and
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: be like I'll make the decision to read is a
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: very difficult They do something we should all do, but
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: a very difficult thing to just go and do it
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: and put a child on your laps.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: It's a whole different. He's awesome man, but yeah, like
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: watching your friends pop like Adam ray Man, I've I've
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: hit up at him and we were in bro. He
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: was so fun on the pods. He's amazed. But the
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: thing is, it's like almost like you get it's almost
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: like you're proven. You get proven right because you get
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: behind these guys like Adam ray I hit him up.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: I was like, Yo, you're from Scattle. I'm doing the
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: arena Scattle. Would you like to come and do it
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: and bring your family out or whatever? And He's like, dude,
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: that would be I was like cool, And then I
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: get excit. Did I go? I'm gonna make it about
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: Adham this weekend? So I got us out to go
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: meet coach Carrol and go hang out with the Seahawks
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: and he's talking about that. Yeah, and he was like
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: this fucking I did it for Shane. When we went
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: and did the first Fully Loaded he I said, first,
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: our first show was it, uh Notre Dame. And I said,
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: I got, We're gonna go into the practice field, We're
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: gonna go see the stadium, We're gonna do everything. I
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: love doing that. I fucking love that more than anything.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: But Adam is fucking hysterical, and he's smart, and he's
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: funny and he's quick, and he's really just a brilliant comic.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: So then to watch him blow up in a weird way,
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: it's like, yeah, I knew it. I knew it. I
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: fucking knew it. Like I said, dude, I said it
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: to stop you. The other day, I go, if anything,
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: I'm good at two things, introducing people and picking out talent.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: Like I am really good at picking out talent, Like
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: I can tell you who the meaning of the next
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: guy is gonna be always, always, I think, who's the
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: next guy? He's gonna be me again?
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Dude, Dobby is fucking hilarious.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: He's in a new movie called Let's Start a Cult,
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: and it is fucking hysterical. It is fucking hysterical.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Is that out now?
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: It's out in theaters October twenty fifth, Okay, and I'm
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: and we went to the screening and we were crying.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: It is all Stobby. He carries the whole fucking movie.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: The other people in it are just as fucking funny,
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: but it is if you like Stobby's sense of humor.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: He wrote the movie. Within the first fucking minute of
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: the movie, someone's playing with his nuts. I mean, it's
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: fucking hysterical, dude.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: That is crazy to me. The level of talent that
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: people have of just writing and being able to see
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: their vision and just put it, whether it's in a
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: movie or on a stage or anything like that. That
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: shit is incredible. How much obviously you're the whole machine
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: movie you play yourself, but like, like, did you write
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: that script because you obviously wrote the og one when
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: you actually robbed a train station or a.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: Train that was with juvenile You remember the juvenile the rapper? Yeah, yeah,
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: I was a juvenile Manny Fresh the other day and
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: I was telling him about the Russian mafia and jus like,
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: I gotta hear this story. I was like, Buddy, no
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: one wants to hear it, but you you're the only one. No.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: I was very I was very hands on in the
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: in in write writing the script. I would take I
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: mean the very first day of writing, I rewrote the
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: entire opening scene, and so I rewrote a lot of it.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: I was very hands on. It's it's also it's a
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: little tricky when we got in there, I didn't really
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: have to memorize anything, so I was also so a
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: part of writing it. And then uh, but I would
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: rewrite scenes and then bring them in and then Mark
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: Hamill would lose his fucking mind because you know, it's
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: not supposed to just rewrite a scene and then bring
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: it in that day and go all right, guys, new sides, everyone,
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: let's all get up to speed. He was like, he
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: was like, I was up all night learning this fucking
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: scene for our job today. He goes, you can't rewrite shit.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, sorry, get it happening anyway.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: What was it like working with the Jimmy Taitro Love
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: that dude, he's the man.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: Fucking love him. He makes me laugh. So like, there's
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: a couple of people in this world that see me
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: the way my sisters see me like I'm ridiculous. I
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: am ridiculous, but certain people just I don't know. Jimmy
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: Tatro and Nate Bargotzi are two people who see me
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: the way my sisters see me. And Jimmy is he
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: made me laugh so fucking much. He's just I'm just
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: a ridiculous person. And he told me a secret. He goes, hey,
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: can I tell you a secret? And I was like, yeah,
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: I'm not going with secrets. He goes, well, I gotta
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: tell you this. He tells me a secret, and then
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: I picked up my phone and I called someone and
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: told them his secret in front of him, and he goes,
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: what are you doing? I said what? He goes, I
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: just told you not to tell anyone, And I was like, no,
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: I know, but I'm telling cale and he goes, no,
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: that was the whole idea of me telling you. But like,
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: and I just he he he made that guy. He
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: gets me. Him and Nate Bargotti for what reason. If
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: they ever meet each other, they will get along so well.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: But yeah, Jimmy, I fucking love him like a brother.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: Nate crushed it on SNL. Dude murdered crushed it on SNL.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: Nate's man. Nate's funny in a way that like, I
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: don't know, it's so effortless. It's like he I think
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: Nate's one of the funniest human beings alive.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: He is fucking funny man. That George Washington is get
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: was so hilarious. Hilarious.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, his tone is timing, he is. He's really funny.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: I was at the Ryman last night and me and
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: Nate and Ari Safir were at the Rhyman probably ten
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: years ago. We were watching Angela Johnson perform. None of
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: us were selling any tickets anywhere, and Nate was like,
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: one day that'll be us, and I was like, no
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: fucking way. And he was like, no, what we'll I'll
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: get here. And Nate's like, I'll get here and I
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: was like, I'll never get here. And I remember saying
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: out loud, I was like, because Angela Johnson has the
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: nail salon, I said, give me one nail salon. Bit
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: I'd for the rest of my fucking life and to
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: get me on that stage. And then that was the machine. Yeah. Yeah.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Were you surprised at how much the fans loved your
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: movie or did you know it was gonna be awesome.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: No, I thought, I'll tell you no, I knew it
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: was a good movie. I knew it wasn't gonna be
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: people expected. I knew it was an action movie and
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: it was like fun, it was fast paced. I knew
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: all that. I knew people would like it. I didn't
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: know it was going to do as well as it
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: did on Netflix. What I was not prepared for was
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: any sort of negative stuff. I just was critics stored
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: partly Oh my god, they hated it, and I.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Car down and be like, hey, there might be a
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: situation where people don't like the movie. They're gonna say
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: negative things.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: I was so blindsided by that. I was so I
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: was like, I was like, I was like, well, yeah,
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: I made a movie. I'm not supposed to make movies,
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: just like, what wouldn't you like about it? And They're
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: like it bombed in the box office, and I was like, well, yeah,
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: everything's bombing. Like I literally I was so oblivious that.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: Tommy just said to me, He's like, how how are
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: you doing with the release of the movie. I was
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: like great. He was like really, I was like fucking amazing.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: He was like, I was like, check out this reddit
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: page Tommy. I was like, why would they say that?
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: And he was like, you put on a movie, man,
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: people aren't gonna like it. And I was like, hold
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: on wait, because you know, no one ever says it
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: about your specials, like your specials just either just do well.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: I remember, dude, this is how oblivious I am to things.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: I remember I will say his name, but there was
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: a comic I'll say his name, just haded it out.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: He put out, don't pull up the rotten tomatoes, now
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: give me another twisted thing. So uh the he he
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: had put out a trailer for a special and it
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: was getting slammed in the comments, and I remember going,
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: I remember I was traumatized by it. I was like, who, wha, wha,
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: who this can happen? I was like, what do you mean?
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: Why would people not like your stand up? Like just
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: don't watch it, it's not for you. I I was
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: so caught off guard because like, negativity wasn't like I
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: just you never saw negativity, Like you just didn't. It's
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: like you did a podcast and like, yeah, you got
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: back last year you said something bad, but like everyone's
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: always on your side. When that movie came out, man,
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: people fucking there were people that hated me, and I
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: was like, what.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: How are they gonna hate you for it?
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: Though?
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: Hating you?
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think I think a lot.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: I think what were they hating about it?
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: Just me? I think, I don't know. I think the
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: fact that I was like, I think that I probably
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: the promotion of it. Uh, I don't know. I was
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: so oblivious. I had such blinders on, and that whole
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: period of my life that I was just moving as
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: fast as I could forward in everything, Like in this time,
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: I had a special come out. I had this come out.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: I had a European tour, I had an Australian tour,
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: I had all. I had so much going on that
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: I just was like, I don't know. Everything was in
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: front of me. It's like driving in New York. I
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: just looked and on me. I never looked behind me.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: And then when this came out and Razzle Dazzle did well,
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: I had an arena tour, like I had all this
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: shit going on. That was the first time. I mean
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: I was oblivious to it too. I was. I remember
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: having breakfast with Christy Mack and her boyfriend in Beverly
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: Hills in a beautiful hotel getting drunk that morning, being
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: I smoking a cigar in my car, being like fucking
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: the world's my oyster. And then I saw Tommy and Austin.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: I was still on cloud nine and he was like,
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: he's like, how you doing. I said great. He's like,
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: how's the movie? I said, fuck, awesome, it's great. He
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: was like you sure. I was like what. He's like,
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: some people don't like it, and I was like what who.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, no, people, And I was like,
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: what do you mean. He's like, I don't know, like
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: take a look at this. And I was like, what
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: the fuck, tom Why would you shay that to me?
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: And I was like I don't know, you should know.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: And I was like no, I was better being not knowing. Yeah,
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: And but then it came out on Netflix and it
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: was like trended. It was number one movie for like
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: a month, and people love it and I've never had anyone.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: That's the weird thing is like people say stuff online,
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: but like in person, people just give you love. Like
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: I really am not online at all these days, Like
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: I don't read any comments, I don't read anything. You
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: just interact with people. I'm never I take pictures everywhere
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: I go. I was at the rhyming last night. I
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: took pictures all the way up until the show started.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: All anyone did was give me love. In Nashville, I get love.
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: So I just I kind of go by that. You know,
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: it's like it's like COVID. Do you remember, It's like
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: the internet's the swab. It's uncomfortable. It goes up your nose,
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: it hurts, and yeah, it goes You have COVID or
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: you could not take the test and just go I
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: don't believe in COVID.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's nice. That's a nice one.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: Hey, yeah, you don't read comments. I don't. I don't comments.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: I don't read any fucking comments.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: Comments every now and then you want to get a policy.
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm never on I am off comments.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: I am off comments.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Are you off social media? Like? Are you running your
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: social media or somebody else running your social media?
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: This is how, this is how then we you do
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: to get on a post?
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: You might like check it all the way. No, no, no,
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: I look at lights, look at likes, and I look
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: at number of comments. So like I'll go, like I'll
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: go into Instagram. Let's see, I'll show exactly what I do.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: So I go onto Instagram, I go to Oh, I
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: go to my page right, and then I'll look at like,
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: this is a thing with Judd. So we just had
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: Judd on or I had Judd on for two Bears,
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: ten thousand views, two hundred and forty six thousand views,
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: three likes, whatever, and I go, that's odd. A lot
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: of people watching and a lot of people liking it.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: It's because Jud's a little described, It's because it's Judd.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: And you know, podcast podcast fans are like anyone who
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: ever stood up for wokeness, they just hate them. And
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: so Judge a little bit of a volatile character. Online,
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: you get Jimmy Kimmel on. I fucking hated Jimmy, and
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: Jimmy's a sweet guy. Really, Yeah, it's dude, you can
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: predict what the internet's gonna like. You can just go like,
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: I was shocked that you guys thought you'd get any
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: pushback about having Trump on. Like when I heard you
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: guys talk about like some people are gonna like you,
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: I was like, who the internet loves Trump?
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but there was still some pushback.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: I mean there was text messages too.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we got grown up, grown ups probably didn't like you,
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: like you gotta you got phone calls from people's parents.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: But like the Internet, the Internet, theo had Trump on
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: in the Internet got erect immediately.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're like, yeah, do you think but like
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty the Internet hated Trump? But but then Elon
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Musk buys Twitter and now it seems like everywhere you
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: go people are loving Trump. Like, why do you think
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: that's a massive difference maker? Is Elon or somebody else
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: owning Twitter?
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: I think? I mean, I haven't been on Twitter. I
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: haven't been on Twitter since it can't turn into X
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: really no, I just hate you. It was it was
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: such a negative place that it's like.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: Twitter is or x is where probably the most negativity is.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't. I don't. I don't want that in
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: my life, Like I don't want you to be able
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: to affect my day. Meaning if you're listening and you're like,
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: god damn, I fucking hate Burt. I'm cool with that.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: I get that that's part of the job. However, I
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: don't need you getting into my day, fucking my day up,
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: Like I want to be able to walk to the office,
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: have a great fucking day, have a cocktail and smile,
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: and your opinion of me, as valid as it may be,
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: I don't need to know it. I don't need to
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: know it. Also, if you love me, I can't allow
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: that to affect me either. I've got to make sure
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: that my day is controlled within my parameters and I
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: can have a beautiful day with no exterior I don't
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: you know, so, like, that's why I don't fuck around
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: with comments. That's why I don't fuck around online.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Have you always had that conclusion?
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: No?
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah? What what was the thing that was like, all right,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: I gotta I can realize that this is affecting me
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: way more than it should, good or bad.
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: Oh there was. I mean there was a period I
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: think probably right when the movie came out that I
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: was I would I would read Tom Tom lives, Tom
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: reads comments, Shane reads comments, Mark Norman reads comments. They
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: all read everyone that there are people that read their
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: own Reddit pages of themselves. Oh my god. I just
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: was like, I was like, dude, there's a kid. I
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: remember telling someone this. There's a kid who doesn't have
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: a great life. He's fucking miserable. He works at fucking Walmart,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: and he maybe stocks stuff in the back his dad
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: left his mom and him a long time ago. He
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: lives in an apartment in Nashville. I don't know this kid,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: but this is a kid. It's got to be. He's
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: losing his hair, he's skinny, he's never really had any
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: muscle structure. Women have never really taken to him. He
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: doesn't have a lot of friends. What he does have
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: his podcasting, and goddamnit, he hates Burt Kreischer. Well, I don't.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: In real life, I don't care about this person. However,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: if this person leaves a negative comment and I read it,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: all of a sudden, this person owns my fucking day,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: and I was like, that's impossible. I can't allow that
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: to be a real thing. I can't allow this kid
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: who works at Walmart shelving stuffs. His employees don't respect him,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: his dad left his mom when he was young. He's
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: got nothing going on. But god damn it, he is
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: in the fucking head of this comedian. And I'm fucking
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: sitting there and I can't enjoy my polar plunge because
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: this fucking kid at Walmart. I got this kid's I'm
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: in my sauna.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I'm.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: Fucking it's it's wild that that was a real scenario
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: in my life that there would be someone that would
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: and you know, there was like, what's even crazier. I'm
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: gonna give this kid a shout out because there's a
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: kid fuck is I forgot his name cracked Demico.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, cracked Amico.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: Shout out to the kid. He's very talent. Crowd crack
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: a Miko, crack Amico, crack Amico, I think is his name?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: Uh I got And look it's we have a weird
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: history because he wrote a really hateful song about me
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: and Tom that Ari was like, you gotta I don't
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: know why people love the negativity, but he's like, you
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: gotta watch it, you gotta watch it. So I watch
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: it and I'm like, I didn't enjoy it, and I
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: mean it's horrible, don't pull it. I don't even want
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: to see it. And uh oh yeah, it's bad. It's bad.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: I mean it hurts, it hurt my feelings like it,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: and it fucked a weekend up for me, a weekend
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: I could. I was just really bothered by it. They
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: called me on Legioniskanks and they were like, what did
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: you think of it? And I was like it sucked.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: I was like, I wish I hadn't seen it. I
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: wish I hadn't seen it, and I wish it was
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: about someone else. What are you looking for? And then
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: he and then he said uh, and then he did
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: an apology video. He sent me a DM this guy
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: and he was like, Man, I'm sorry. I'm a huge
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: fucking fan. And it's clear when you watch this song,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: this guy has to be a massive fan of mine
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: to have the amount of information about me that he does,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: it's impossible not to. He knew who my dad's old
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: clients were, like, he knew ship that only a mega fan.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: Went no, and he said, I'm so sorry. I am
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: a massive fan and I got caught up in the
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: hate to get views and I'm and he put out
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: a huge apology video and then I realized, like, and
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: then he got attacked. He got attacked really bad. And
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: then he had to double back and be like it
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: was all joke. I was just trying to get burt.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know what he's doing right,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't care.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: It's tough to get into that a little spin zone.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: It's hard. Yeah, but I remember thinking poor. I've seen
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: him in person. He's a smaller stature dude, and he's
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: a nice guy. I saw him at skanks Fest recently.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: He was terrified of me, like he didn't. I wanted
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: to say hi to him, and he ran away. I know,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: but you go, why would you ever let that guy
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: affect your fucking life? Why would you ever allow someone
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: who's who is online saying something negative ruin your parents
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: weekend with your daughter, Like I hear one weekend to
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: spend with my daughter, I'm gonna get on a comment
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: and let it fuck my day up like it just didn't.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: It didn't none of that. That's why I don't fuck
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: with comments. And the negative positive ones are you don't
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: they don't. It's like, how can a negative one do
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: so much damage to me but a positive one? I
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: just go glance past. Yeah, dude, your legend, whatever, next,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: your legend, next, next, dude, my favorite me? Okay, whatever,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: You're a fat fuck. He tells the same story over
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: and over again. God damn it, Like we spent some
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: time on this.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like live for the cheers, died
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: by the booze.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: Think about it with athletes, I think about it with
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: athletes way more.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: Oh brother, that trust me will And I've had that
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: conversation a bunch of times.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: Who's the because it's so fucked because you're doing your best.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: It's not like you're not doing your best and then
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: you fail and then your whole city hates you, and
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: then the next week you gotta go out and try
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: to win again for the people that fucking hate you. Right, yeah,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: fuck off?
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck me?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: This great, great photo to pull up de Shaun Watson
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: this weekend tours Achilles and people are cheering about it,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: happy about it, like this guy tore his achilles might
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: never be the same ever again. Could you know? Who
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: knows surgery could go wrong? Couldn't be done playing football forever?
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: And people are like stoked that he's done.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine having to do comedy for people that
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: hated you and what like that. That's the thing that
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: fucks me up.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: When you win that room over, Oh.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: Jebs Bill Burr in Philly, it's the greatest.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: It's Philly hated him.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: Hold on and I apologize to Bill if I'm retelling
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: something that he you know, he didn't care about. He doesn't.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: It's it's just one of the most epic things. I mean,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: it's like he goes in and does his show in Philly.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: I'm paraphrasing. I would say, anyone should go out and
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: watch the video. It's that fucking better. I'm gonna paraphrase.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: He goes out and does the Opie and Anthony uh
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: tourm Philly and they booed the comic before him, and
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: second he gets up, he tries some material and they
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: start booing Bill. And Bill goes, na, fuck you, you
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: know what, I got fourteen minutes left, and I'm gonna
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: take every bit of that time to tell you why
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: your city sucks. And he starts roasting the city of Philadelphia.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: And it's brilliant in all of it because he's he's
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: really picking. He's a sports guy, so he knows everything
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: about Philly, right, and he grew up in Boston, so
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: he really can take apart Philly. But he keeps going
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: back to the clock. He goes five minutes left, five minutes,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: and the room turns and they start cheering him on
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: and he wins the room. It is the most epic.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: It is quintessential Bill Burt. If you know Bill, this
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: is how his brain works. And he fucking turns an
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: arena to cheering for him about him making fun of them.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: It's fucking brilliant.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: Is incredible, dude, he is, he is, he is.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: Uh, I love him. I love him to death. Yeah no, no,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: not at all. No, we'd ap period where we weren't talking,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: got nervous. Yeah yeah, yeah, and it was it sucked
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: for both of us, I think, you know, but it's like,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: you know, we're in the in comedy, we're all we're
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: all like brothers, you know, like especially.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: Gonna say, how does he get to a point where
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: you guys aren't talking.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's easy, actually, because we don't see each other
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: unless you're at the clubs. We didn't see each other
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: at the clubs. You know. It's like I could very
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: easily get to a point where I'm not talking with
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: a lot of people because it's like we're living our
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: own lives and we're reaching out and and uh, you know,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: we had a podcast together and uh and and you
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: know it, it was like the day that we kind
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: of reconnected was that Uh, I'm saying, I'm sharing this,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: and I know this would bother Bill. I know it would,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: so I'll shut up. Yeah, yeah, right now, right now,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: Bill's burr is going shut the fuck up? How did
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: he shut his goddamn mouth? Yeah? I love him. He's
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: uh dude, he's.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: He's got a beautiful mind, the way he's able to
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: dissect things. And who was the guy who used to
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: do daily show? That he said on his show and
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: that just made fun of him the whole time. It
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: was a recent episode of something that came up. It
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: was all a holier than now type of situation. I
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: forget who it was. And if you can't pull it up,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: that's perfectly fine, because I.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: Don't have a whole He's just he is. He is
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: just fucking masterful and and honestly generous, and I love
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: him to death. It's I love it. It's It's the
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: coolest thing is I'm in the job where the greatest
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: minds in the world are my friends. Like the like
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: the fact that like, thank you for saying that about us, man. Yeah,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: but you know, I love you guys more than anything.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: The feeling I'm definitely mutual.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: I said, I'm sitting outside this of you guys talking
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: about sports and I'm like, God damn it. That's like
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: it's crazy. It's crazy now that, Like you guys, it
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: was never gonna be this way. Football was supposed to
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: be the highlight of your life. That's it, that was
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: the mountaintop. You did it. It's over, and you guys
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: have created a paradigm within which the biggest moments of
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: your life are still ahead of you. It's fucking insane.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, look at look at Pat McAfee, that fucking guy. Yeah,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: is epic. I mean fucking insane.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: Could you imagine if Pat McAfee decided to listen to
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: everybody that was like, hey, you're a punter, Just be
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: a punter.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: Right, right, right? I mean, yep, every every movie he's yeah,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: it's been criticism, yeah right.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: The biggest like what is it? The biggest boundary you
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: have is your own imagination or what you believe you're
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: allowed to do and not allowed to do, because it
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: really is you're absolutely like Pat is a guy that
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: in the sports world, especially in general, just on top
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: of the absolute world.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: Called him nuts crazy, get helmet back on him retiring.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: I thought he was a little out of his mind
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: when he started his podcast, and I saw how much
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: he was investing in it, because I remember we were
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: all doing like we all just had like a zoom
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: and a couple of mics, right, and then we went
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: to I remember going to pass going like you have
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: a building, like you have a billion of employees, Like
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: who the fuck what? And I was like I was
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: like okay, And then in my head I was like,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: is this the future? And he was and he was
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: just I think he's just he's just fucking dialed in.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: Can I tell you to someone else who's sneaky dialed
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: in that you'd never think yet? I think is fucking THEO?
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, THEO is like you know, it's like talk
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: about under promise, overperform. THEO fucking valling man. That guy.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: I was texting him last night. This made me feel
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: so fucking in my feelings about it. It goes. I
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: was like, heavin Town, you want to hang out or something?
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: He's like yeah, He's like I can't tonight, I'm preparing
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: for a podcast. And I went, we're supposed to be
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: preparing for these. He's done a new credit.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: Fuck when we did Trump. So I went, I listened
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: to a couple of podcasts, wrote some notes down. But
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: when I got to like Chicago to do the episode,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: I was like, all right, we got it. I know,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: I got Will. I know there's always like anytime things
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: aren't doing like there, you feel like there's something, you
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: can always just turn to Will and we can just
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: talk for a little bit and then find our.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: Way to a new question. Yeah.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: So in my mind, I'm feeling very confident, very comfortable.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: It's like thirty minutes before he comes on, and Will
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: is writing notes looking at something. I'm ptty sure you
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: get headphones in, and I'm thinking of myself, Oh my god, like,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: what is there something I'm not doing right now that
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: I should absolutely be doing. The panic that ensued in
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: my body, I literally I got the piece of paper
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: out and I started just writing things on a piece
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: of paper that didn't even fucking make sense, because I
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: feel like I should just be doing this. Also because
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: he's doing this when I feel a whole lot better
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: when I do a little bit less. Actually, but because
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: he was so prepared we sat there for six hours
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: before the episode.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: That's what was brutal.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Because because if you go and you're like, all right,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: we have this big guest coming up. The first time
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: you came on before, we're familiar with you, it's like, Yo,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: we got fucking Burt on the episode. Your whole goal
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: is the minute you walk here is like get him
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: on the bus as soon as possible, because you don't
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: want to have like the small talk where you're.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, don't talk about blahlah blah.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: And so we sit there with this for six hours
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: with a couple of secret Service guys. All the conversations
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: you could have are already done, and now it's just
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: like now we have an hour and a half.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: So we got there at three to do all the
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: secret Service stuff, and we were supposed to be at three.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: We're probably gonna sit down an interviewing at like six,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: and then there was a little hope that we might
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: get him on a little earlier. I don't think we
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: sat down with him until like nine pm a night, Right,
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: So we're for tracks in that little conference room unless
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: you go, unless you go potty, and then the secret
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: Service guy's got to escort you go because oh yeah,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: oh I didn't.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: Like yeah it was and that's yeah.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: I'm getting you know, and everything about that guy playing
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: in Austin, Texas. Yeah, I fucking I'll fly to I
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: told I was. I was gonna go to Russia to
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: promote the movie, and apparently they're kidnapping journalists and so
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: I was like, well, okay, it's a bad time.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: It's a whole new special. Yes, he's got that motherfucker.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: Now that's a nice I'd definitely bring a eight pen
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: in the Uh.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a way.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: Whatever happened to Britney Griner? Is she still playing?
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: She still she's still hooping nice, she's doing it hey.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: But but on your point with THEO, Yeah, I feel
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: like he is like reaching insane new stratospheres because his
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: his pod, like the way he started, because I've I've
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: followed THEO like since he's been podcasting out in LA
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: and everything else, the rat King, and now it feels
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: like he's becoming like a rogan S style podcast where
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: he has on all these massive names and all these
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: massive people, but he does it his style, in his way.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: And making the change. I believe it was during COVID
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: or around that time where he was like I'm leaving La,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to Nashville, right when he was doing
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: whole bunch of stuff with Shop and Dalia and all that,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: and it's like this guy kind of taking away his
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: lifeline a little bit because he was alway kind of
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: in a group of people as opposed to being solo,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: right and taking that by the balls and rolling.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: Is is I mean trump on?
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: Then Bernie Sanders like yeah wo and then he has
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: a plumber.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and the numbers just as well yeah, because
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: people are really there for THEO.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: I will tell you, I will tell you this, and
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: I think THEO would even attest to this. I me
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: and Amy Schumer realized how brilliant he was when we
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: did We did a reality show called Reality Bites back
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: on Comedy Central probably twelve years ago, and THEO Vaughn was,
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: without question, on the final episode of that show the
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: funniest individual anyone's ever witnessed speak aloud. We were crying,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: laughing from the for the whole Amy Schumer and I
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: were like, he is going to be the best comic
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: ever if and this was the thing, like if he
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: can figure out how to do what he's doing right
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: now on stage, and he and I'm being for real,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: he didn't for a while, like because this is like
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: probably fifteen years ago, twelve years ago, that's it is
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: that the episode that fucking that person right there made
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: me and Amy Schumer laugh harder than any I've never
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: laughed that hard. Michael Liam Black was like, dude, this
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: guy's a genius. Everyone Donelle Rollins, Theo's the funniest man alive.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: And he figured out just he just cuts some of
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: the bullshit out and and he is today that guy. Man.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: We saw it that we get the first taste of
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: it that night and we were like, this is this
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: man will be unstoppable. Yeah, and he's And he's the
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: sweetest fucking guy. You know how sweet this motherfucker is.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: I'm a I love little secret stuff. You only ended
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: the podcast with your ladies fucking you know. THEO showed
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: up to give her love. He pulled up to say,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: hey Aleenn his first live show. I just want to say, hi, congratulations.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: That's who the fuck that guy is. You don't ever
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: like that shit goes down in my book forever, Like
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: that's like, he's a real dude.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: That's the all time. When it comes to the podcast
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: stuff like you with Rogan him starting, did you guys
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: ever imagine that that would be? I mean, is that
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: the craziest shit in the world. No, dude, because you
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: see you see the clip of him he was on
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: somebody Else's somebody Else's show. That kind of gave him
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: the brainchild to make the Joe Rogan experience. And we all,
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're obviously friends with him, but everybody who
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: listens to podcasts has come across Rogan one way or another,
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: and most of the time become fans. Yeah, and he's
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: got the largest podcast in the entire world, Like, did
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: you guys ever think that was going to be such
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: a massive opportunity for views and everything and getting to
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: say your specials and your movie coming on all that.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: Dude. It's why I have a hard time understanding the
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: way people see Joe today, because I just know that Joe,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: Like I just know the Joe, like, like it's funny.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: I like to go back and listen to old episodes
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: of his and because that's the Joe I remember this.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's he's brilliant. He's always been a brilliant dude.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: He's always been ahead of the curve. And I'll say
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: that I knew something was up with the podcast the
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: first time I did it, and I got like six
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: thousand followers on Twitter immediately, and I was like, whoa
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: and then the next time I did it, I put
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: out the machine shirt and I sold like twenty five
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: grand in shirts by the weekend, and I was like, well,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: and we did six figures in shirts in the first month,
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: and I was like, whoa, this is like, I mean,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: you kind of knew then there's like a moment where
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: and then when we did like Sober October and you
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: just the ground swell around it. And that's why I
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: also say, like, that's why negative stuff caught me off guard,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: because you only like it was overwhelmingly positive. If you
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: went on Rogan, it was overwhelmingly positive. It was like, dude,
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: you guys are losing weight. Bert got his beard shaved,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: and everyone Tom's fat, pray for Joe and and it
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: was like crazy. I think the time I started noticing
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: negativity really honestly was when I got drugged by Ari
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: and and not everyone thought it was bad. And I
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: remember going like, oh, there are people that call me
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: a bit because I got upset by it. And I
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: was like, oh, this is weird. It was crazy because
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 3: it was our friendship and it was our it was
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: our friends. It was like, you know what, when I
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: talked to Joe every day probably an hour that whole October,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: probably every day for an hour, and I talked to
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: him because I was really upset by it. But I
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: don't think any of us ever ever thought it was
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: going to be what it is. I don't think any
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: of us ever saw this for him. I mean, and
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: I still to this day. Like I was with him
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: the other day and I was like, I was like, what,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: Like he's just signed that new deal or whatever, and
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: I was like, what's it, Like, what's it like to
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: be like that rich? Like I never thought i'd know
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: someone had that much money. And he was just like,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: oh no, Like he's I mean, he's still Joe to me,
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: Like he's still like you know, and he's like, I
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: don't know, man, Like he's like he's like. My favorite
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: Joe moment is we were high and he was like,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: how many fish do you think we'd have? If if
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: you could throw a fish ten feet in the air
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: and it grew wings, it would fly, how many fists
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: do you think we'd have on this earth? And I
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: was like, the fuck are you talking about? Yes, that's
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: Joe Rogan, Like that's who he is. He's a silly
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: like you backstore at the at the at the Mothership.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: That's Joe Rogan. Like, when I see him interview some
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: of these people, I go, I don't know that guy
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: at all. I don't really like, I don't understand he
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: read the guy's book before the fucking thing. Yeah, I'm like,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: what the fuck? Ultimate curiosity, ultimate ultimate curiosity. But the
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: Rogan I know is the one that you get there.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, this is like the this. Anyone that's done
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: that's good friends with Joe would know this. Joe, the
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: Joe that you do the podcast with and then you
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: play pool with for an hour, smoking weed and talking shit.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: That's the Joe I know, Like, that's the fucking But
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: he's uh, I mean he's he saw it early, like
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: he was he was told all of us, get podcast.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: He's like, get a podcast, immediately, get a podcast. I
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: was like, I better as a guest, and he's like, no,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: get a podcast, get a podcast. You gotta have a podcast, dude.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, this is gonna change the fucking world. Dude.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: Thank god I listened to him. Thank fucking god. Thank
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: god for Joey Das And Tom's a girl that came
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: over to my house on a Sunday when my dad
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: we were having Easter Sunday, they came over. Tom hit record,
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: gave us all Mike's and I did my first podcast.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: Tom said, don't edit it, just put it up and night.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: You gotta do it every week. And thank god he
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: did that because it changed my life. I mean that, Tom.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: It's amazing all the people that affect you in certain
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: ways that are having a positive in effect in your life.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: And it's funny to see who people see Tom as.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: I just know Tom as a guy who counts your
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: burps in a car, you know, Like that's Tommy, Like
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: he's just I know him as the fat Tom. I
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: don't I don't think of him as having money ever.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: I know that he has money, but I all I
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: remember is poor Tom who would plug his phone in
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: a cross the room because he only had one charger,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: and then he'd just walked across the room to get
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: his fucking phone. Like I only know. Like I remember
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: when he got addicted to pea campies and he started
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: eating like two or three pea campies a day. Oh.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: He used to travel with hot sauce in his pocket.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: He had hot sauce on him all the time. Dude,
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: I love. My fucking favorite moment of Tommy is and
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: this is worthy of someone googling and watching for yourself.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: We went to Hawaii, me and Tom and with Russell Peters,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: and the very first day, Tom's harry as fucking I go, dude,
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: let me shave your back, and he goes, you sure.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: I said, yeah, let me shave your back. So I
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: shave his back and he's shaving his back. I realized
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: there's so much hair on him that like, I was like, dude,
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: your armpit hair connects with your chest hair. That shouldn't happen.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: I go, let me hollow that out for you, and
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 3: he goes, what do you mean? I said, I'll just
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: clean it up. I'm gonna clean it up. So it
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: looks to fine, it looks like you have a muscle,
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: and he's like, you sure, And I was like, yeah,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: I'm drunk. He's drunk. And I shave his one tit
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: like to hollow it out, and as I pull back.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: As I pull back, I realize it looks like his
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: tits are wearing sunglasses. And he gets fucking livid because
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: it's our first day in Hawaii, and he looks ridiculous,
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: and I can't stop fucking laughing. I am crying laughing.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: It's the hardest I've ever laughed because it looks insane.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: And now he has to walk around Hawaii looking like
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: this all fucking week.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: God, I didn't know he was that fat.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: Oh oh bro oh bro oh hold on, look up
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: some of his earlier.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: There's been there's ever been an adfros epic. Let me
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: tell you this fucking guy. He was so fucking fat.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: He was type in just have fun and google fat Tom,
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: and it is fucking insane fat. He was massive.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did not know that massive.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: Oh my god. And you know, you know he was
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: like a stud growing up, like recruited to play football
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: places jawline chin. Look at that's not him.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: That's assures that they're grabbing another tweet. He'll he'll come
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: back and be able to dial at all.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: The one thing, one thing I wish I had.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: That's him. I think that that's him.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: That's him, that's him, that's him. That one right there, Tom,
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: that's Tom, that's Tom Girra.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's big boy, big boy, big big boy.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: If there was one thing.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: Four stairs tired at a breath, boy.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: If there was one thing you admire him that you
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: wish you had. And if there's one thing you admire
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: him that you wish you had, what.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: Would be say say that again?
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: So, like I look at Tommy and I go, the
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: one thing I wish I had that Tommy has. He
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: doesn't care what people think about him, Like, really, that
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: is beautiful. It's insane. It's insane. When he went after
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: pro wrestling, I was like, you have tom like we
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: have friends that are like professional wrestlers. Like He's like, okay,
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: I go, yeah, but I think a lot of people
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: are gonna get upset. And you see, I don't give
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: a fuck. He really doesn't care at all. It's insane,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: you know, he doesn't care on such a fucking level.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 3: Like he doesn't like when we go do Rogan, He's like,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: I got a hard out, I can only do an
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: hour today, And you're like, dude, Drogan, let's do three hours.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 3: He's like, no, I'm leaving. He just doesn't care. He
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: can sit silently in a car and not talk for
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: a fucking six hour car ride, just not speak to you.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: He's insane. I wish I could not. I wish I
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: could not. So, like, what's one thing that you see
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: him do that you go, I wish I had more
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: of that. And what's one thing you see him that
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 3: you go, I wish I.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: Could Taylor's obsessive discipline with his health Okay, really well, yeah,
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: like when Taylor wants to get something done health wise,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: he stays dialed in. Now obviously, like we'll have our
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: times where we splurge and do all.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: About that stuff the boys, But you know that gas
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: station didn't we You know what.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about, Like when he gets dialed in on
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: something health wise that he wants to get done and accomplished,
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: like it gets accomplished.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: Really, are you working out right now? Yeah?
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: No, I literally it's funny you say that, and I
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: do appreciate that because it's literally for the last two months,
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: I've been traveling and moving around so much that I've
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: just treated my body like a sewer. I know it,
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: you off to, I know because I just I I
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: do love. I found myself loving routine and enjoying routine
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: and figuring out, Okay, I'm gonna get it in the morning,
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this and then I'm gonna go and
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: as soon as work is done, I'm gonna immediately get
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: home as fast as possible to spend as much time
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: my family is. Don't pull this ship up. I did
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: a thing for Redoo out door but yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: like I he was that way in football too, Yeah.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 3: Very but yeah you were you.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: I think you've got that I.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: Would have loved as intenous. Yeah.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: One thing I love a about Will that I wish
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: I had more of is how truly intentional he is
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: with things like if we like when we do our
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: locker room that comes out on Wednesdays. He he's so
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: intentional about what he's going to say and what his
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: picks are and how he's going to say it to
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: where I really enjoy going somewhere and then figuring out
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: what I'm going to say there. I think there's a
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: lot of fun in that for my brain to be like, okay,
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: like let me try to maneuver and figure out my
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: best way to make my friend smile laugh or ask
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: a good question. What I see Will to do kind
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: of like the Trump thing is like the ability to
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: prepare in a way that is extremely effective and extremely
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: intentional about the way he does it that I just
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: don't have that.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: The best part of that interview was the last two questions.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're all by again.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: Smart. That was really smart because because you ended up
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 3: getting like ten more minutes out of him because he
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 3: was done he was yeah, and then and then you're like,
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 3: actually I have one more question go and I actually
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: have one to follow up. And that was the best
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: part of that interview. Yeah, that was really smart.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It's a it's a special thing, and
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: that was nice you made us do that.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wish Tommy if I was gonna say, now
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 3: was I'm talking to you two? If I was like,
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 3: I wish Tommy had more of the the thing you
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: guys have, Like Tommy and I are close, but we're
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: close in a weird way, like we're really close, but
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: not like publicly that if that makes sense, Like you
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: guys team up really well together, like when you guys
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: do stuff like beer Olympics, Like you could never get
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 3: Tommy to do beer Olympics.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: You could never get He did promise when he was
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: at the Super Bowl, he did.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: Like even this, now I'm gonna fucking tell a secret.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: And but Tommy wasn't gonna come to the premiere in
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 3: my movie. I know. Yeah, Oh, you knew that. Yeah,
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: oh yeah, yeah, Like I think like that because he
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 3: just doesn't give a fuck, Like he just really doesn't
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: give a fuck about a lot of things. And so
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 3: he goes, yeah, I'm not gonna make it. I'm just
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: coming in. I'm gonna be on the road, and it
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: really fucked me up. And I was like, I was
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 3: like I would go anywhere for him, like right, but
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: he's like, yeah, I just I can't do it, and
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: You're like what I mean? I got I got emotional
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 3: and then they he showed up and surprised me and
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: I cried on the fucking red carpet. But I was like,
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 3: like I love like if. And maybe it's because we
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 3: live in different cities though, now is that we're you know,
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: we're so what seems like we're so distant. We're like
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: we only see each other to do the podcast, you know,
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: like I wish I wish it was I wish we
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 3: could go back to COVID. Do you guys miss COVID
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: at all?
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: I miss going for the late night risk games.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: Yes, And it was like a weekday too, like a
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: Tuesday night, because we do like that's one thing that
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: I was interested as your guys relationship being in different cities,
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: like you probably cherish the times you're together a lot more.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 3: We dump, We emotionally dumpy on each other when we
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 3: see each other, like just everything comes out and then uh,
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: and then we popped And what's it's only sucks a
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 3: little bit. Is like because we're in different cities, we
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 3: don't really like we don't really get to hang out
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: as much, you know, because if we hang out, we're like,
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 3: we might as well monetize it. Let's fucking do a podcast.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: That's kind of I mean, that's kind of where we
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: sit a little bit too. Like there's been a couple
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: of times or Tail has been out of town, or
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: Charles been out of toown and one of us is like, hey,
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: this weekend, let's get the boys together. Let's do X,
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: Y and Z. And then you just spend every single
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: day with each other and it's kind of like the
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: weekend comes and goes and you're like, oh, yeah, we
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: didn't hang out, did we? Because you're just together all
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: the time.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you all the time. Long time ago, I
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: remember talking to Rogan on the phone, this is bizarre,
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 3: and he was like, we got no really good conversation.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 3: He's like, yo, yo, yo, yo, save it. Why don't
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: you come over Let's podcast? And I was like, yeah,
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: good call. Hung up. Drove out podcast had the same
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: conversation because you're like, yo, it's such a good conversation.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: That's how most of our mondays are. We'll show up,
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: we'll start talking about this. Wait, let's just wait, We'll
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: just wait until we're on the buckle.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: Oh's. And but you know what's crazy is like the
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 3: conversations Tommy and I do have that aren't on the
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 3: podcast are so would be such great podcasts, Like it's
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 3: just gossip and like drama and like I mean, like.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: A couple of gals spilling tea.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh I remember when knowing about what you say,
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: you're just having a conversation.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: The good thing with us too, though, is like we
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 2: do this the fall tour we we do we do
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: different tours where we're traveling around going to games together.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: So we get to do like fun ship like that
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: that gets considered like we're working, but ultimately we're happy.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 3: We can't. We cannot tour together. We are very different
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 3: tour people.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Leo would not go well or go too well
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: to the point where it would not be good.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: No, it would never go well. He is I mean,
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: am I am I writing assessing this Tom? When we
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 3: did the super Bowl. We did the Super Bowl just recently. Yeah,
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: me and him did with Shane and we brought Shane
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 3: and then Bobby Lee with us. My green room was
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 3: fucking awesome. Nate Diaz, Guy Fiertti, Jimmy Kimmel, fucking a
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 3: bunch of pro athletes, fucking Shane and Bobby and fucking
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 3: everyone's having cocktails. Tom had his own green room where
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 3: there was a red light and Tom sitting in a chair.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: May am I not? Am I making this up? Tom
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: sits by himself in his green room with a red light.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 3: He changes all the red and he just sits there.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 3: Why because he's a fucking lunatic. I went to his
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: show with the Forum and and he just is sitting
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 3: in a red and I go, what are you doing?
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 3: And he doesn't drink, he doesn't really party, He's just relaxing.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 3: You know. He had too short at his fucking his
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 3: show with the Forum. I went to go see this.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: What's so crazy? I was at his show on the
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: Forum and some guy was like, you guys, are really friends,
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, He's like, you came to
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 3: support your friend. I was like yeah, like we're regular,
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 3: but Tom's in his room with a red light by himself.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 3: I went into two shorts room and got fucking lit.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 3: I was like, why would you fucking sit in Tom's room?
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 3: He is such a drip. He like just sits like
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 3: in this and like he gets done the show and
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 3: he's like, well, would you like to get a steak
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 3: maybe or go to bed. You're like I'm like, no, man,
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 3: We're gonna get fucking loose. And he's like, nah, yeah
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 3: he had too short. I saw too short. I got
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 3: fucking freaked out. I call him Todd Shawl.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: Do you ever get to do you ever get to
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: like truly basking what he's done with his life? He
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: just seems like a guy that is just like, like
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: you said, doesn't give a fuck and just kind of
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: move forward. Do you ever get him sit there and
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: be like, hey, look how much you've accomplished, how much
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: you've done, and and be like, oh my god, that's
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: so cool.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you think he ever pinches himself being like I
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 3: can't believe this. We're getting to do this stuff? No,
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: it all went away. He wouldn't give a fuck, like
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: he doesn't like, he doesn't none of it. Tom is
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 3: very disconnected from his ego, like he doesn't. Standing ovation
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 3: doesn't mean anything to him. It doesn't affect him the
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 3: way it affects me. If I get a standing ovation,
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: sometimes I'll cry, I'll get emotional. I'll be like because
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 3: I feel it, I feel it, Like like look at him,
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: he's just like this, head down like this, like don't please.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 3: You know, that's fucking He looks like he's getting arrested.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 3: They're on their feet and fucking.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: Curing on the words you said, which is the craziest
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: thing about being comic. Yeah, like you just said words
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: in a way that made people go, that's fucking that's funny. Yeah,
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: And people like it so much that their standing up
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: and clapping for you and.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 3: His effect and burrs this way a little bit, like
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 3: they're both like the praise and the adulation. Maybe I
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know if they if they find it gross,
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: you know, to to basking it or I don't know.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 3: They're very similar men where they're just like, eh, thank you,
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 3: and they just walk off dude, I fucking I mean,
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 3: there was a period of time where I could get
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 3: a standing ovation if I wanted one, like I knew
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: how to do it, like I would, I'd be like,
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 3: thank you and then turn my back and go three,
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 3: two one, oh, here we go. Fuck it's I did
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 3: it to Ari one time, and I've never seen Ari
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 3: lose his mind more. I told him like, he's like,
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 3: I've never had a standing ovation. I said, you can
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 3: get one if you want one. He's like what, and
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 3: I said, O, yeah, yeah, I'll show you this. If
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: I want one, I can show you how I do it.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 3: I just what I do is I go thank you,
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 3: and then I go to get my shirt and I
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 3: grab my shirt. I turn around and then you see
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 3: one person oh no, thank you so much, and then
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 3: another oh no, no no, oh guys, please don't, please don't,
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 3: and then everyone stands up. And I was like, are
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 3: you fucking kidding me? And I was like, yeah, yeah,
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 3: but like guys like Tom and Ari and Joe, they
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 3: would never think about that. But I don't know. I'm
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 3: fucking broken. I'm broken, Like, dude, you give me a
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 3: standing ovation, I will get emotional. I love it. It's
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 3: fucking awesome. I love when people say, hey, man, I
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 3: love your podcast or I love you I mean something
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 3: to me, I go, thank you? You know so? Yeah,
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 3: I've cried so much on podcasts. The one to all
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 3: my cries are ugly? Which one's that one?
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: I love how your subtitles falling?
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 3: Christ Christ Oh? I cried at the fucking hold on.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 3: This is not fair. Everyone should cry at the end
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 3: of fucking mites and men bawling. I get to feed
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 3: the rabbits. This was Tom saying. He was like, I
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 3: was like Lenny, and he was like, George, Yeah, I.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: Don't think I've seen this movie.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 3: Are you fucking kidding? Of mice and men? No? Do
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 3: I get to feed the rabbits? George, I feed the rabbits.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 3: Tell me like it's gonna be. Tell me like it's
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 3: gonna be with the alfalfa. You've never seen it?
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 3: Are you fucking kidding me? Are you? We had to
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 3: read the book? Oh my god? And then this is
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 3: not We were breaking down mentally to.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: Say so one of you and the Stefano when the
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: Stephano starts crying about him not being around this kid
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that. I mean, obviously, having a kid
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: in traveling as much as I do, just hit different
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: than watch.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing, here's the thing. So I get, I'll get,
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 3: I'll get shit on sometimes when I get emotional and uh,
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 3: like people just say enough. I'm tired of it. But
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 3: like there's certain thing. Look, that's my my cancel thing.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 3: It's like I overshare about like you have a video.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 3: I got emotional on a video you had about telling
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 3: your daughter you loved her when you dropped off school.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 3: I think I texted you right right after. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 3: look you can. You can take it or leave it.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck. I'm gonna be one hundred
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 3: percent of me one hundred percent of the time. And
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 3: if I get emotional in moments like this, I don't
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 3: give a fuck. If you go unfollowed, this isn't what
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 3: I signed up for. Why aren't you being funny? I
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 3: don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: really genuinely don't give a fuck. Yeah, but this moment,
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 3: it's so hard, man, it's so hard to leave your kids.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: And you know what's crazy about this generation? Like Di
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 3: Stefano is younger than me, he's very cognizant of it
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 3: like we weren't cognizant. We we just I just did
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 3: what I had to do. Like I, I just went
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 3: on the road. Georgia was born. We induced labor because
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 3: I had to work. It's like, that's that's how we
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 3: started her life. He brought her in three days early
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 3: so I could work with David tel and so I
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 3: went on the road her for her. For the first
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 3: year of her life, I was on the road every
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 3: single weekend. I have an option, I have a choice.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 3: We were poor, like that's if everyone I don't know
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 3: didn't have any money. I made seven hundred dollars a weekend.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 3: I had to pay for my flights at my hotel.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 3: We had no money. But I had to do that
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 3: in order to have a little money. And Leanne had
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 3: a job. Leanne worked twenty, you know, forty hours a week,
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 3: and uh and I worked every fucking side, leveraged these
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 3: children's childhood for work. I worked. And then if we
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 3: did stuff like this there was a family vacation, I
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 3: definitely put it online because I needed to sell tickets
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 3: the next week in Omaha, you know. And so I
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 3: did out all that and I fucking told every story
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 3: about their life on stage because I just didn't know
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 3: any better. And look, if I had the hindsight to
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 3: go back and do it different, I would definitely do
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 3: it differently, Like if I could do with the Stefan
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 3: who didn't take some time off and be with my family.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, he's got a unique he's got a unique rule.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: We had him on the show over a year ago
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: now where he said, I won't leave, I'll like stay
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: in this region. I won't leave for more than like
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: twenty four hours at a time.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 3: It's great, man, It's it's like, listen what it you know?
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: But you your your wife had your wife had a story.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know where it was, like what show was on,
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: whether it was hers, yours or just a post on Instagram,
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: but she tells a story about when you guys are
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: broke the way you said you were, and you were
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: like had like a forty in your hand in a
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: bag and you were a skateboarding home and she's like,
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: that's don't ever lose that.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 3: So I'll tell you the god I love missed that
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 3: sweashirt somebody. I love that are sweasher That's a nice one. Yeah,
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 3: it's heavy, it's heavy. I was I had I've had
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 3: many careers within my career, Like when I was twenty six,
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 3: I got picked by Will Smith to do a development
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 3: deal six figures. Got a TV show right after that,
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 3: and I remember being on Franklin and Vine and it's
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 3: right when the when the seasons are changing in La,
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 3: which is really kind of cool. It's cold but not cold,
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 3: but very windy, really windy. And I was in an expedition,
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 3: Eddie Bauer expedition. I had more money than I ever
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 3: thought i'd make. I was in a Jason Williams Jersey.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 3: I was listening jaw Rule, the one he did with
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 3: a chante, you know, And I was on the corner
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 3: I was going to work, and I was like, oh man,
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 3: I thought i'd be happier. I thought life would be
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 3: like I got everything I wanted, like every I got
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 3: it all. I thought i'd be happier. I was like,
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 3: it just doesn't. The sparkle isn't there. I was like,
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 3: it's nice, but I don't know. Son cut to by
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 3: four or five years later. I'm married to Leanne. We
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 3: have Georgia and Isla. We're broke, We're pissed broke. I mean, honestly,
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: I remember Daniel Tosh coming over to pick me up.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 3: We're gonna go play poker a legend and he and
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 3: I said, I need one hundred dollars from Leanna and
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 3: she said we don't have it. And I said, no,
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 3: just give me the give me a hundred dollars. She goes, no,
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 3: we don't have one hundred dollars. I said, babe, I'm
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 3: not gonna lose it. Just give a hundred buck. He goes, honey,
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 3: we don't have I can't find one hundred dollars to
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 3: give you. And Daniel Tosh was like, I'll give you
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 3: a hundred dollars to end this conversation. We were broke, right,
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 3: and she sent me to Rouse to go get milk
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 3: for the girls, and I skateboarded Ouse and I with
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 3: whatever money she had given me, I bought myself a
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 3: forty of fosters, like a big oil can. And I
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 3: was skating home, listening to Modest Mouse and I was
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 3: just skateboarding and I was fucking and I literally said
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 3: to myself in that moment, I was on Detroit Street.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 3: I went this, I'm happiest fuck right now, like I'm
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 3: really happy. And she was watching me from the balcony
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 3: and she's as I got up there, she goes, don't
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 3: ever lose that boy, that guy that just killing forty,
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 3: just skateboarding, just hat smiling, ear to fucking ear, And
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 3: I said, I swear to God, and I mean, I'm
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 3: I'm you know, I talk in hyperbole, but like every
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 3: day I get with that chick is like fucking that.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 3: It's like fun as fuck. Man. I never thought that
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 3: chick would be the one to give me all that.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 3: Like I thought she'd have to have way bigger tits,
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 3: bronze skin, blonde hair, six feet like I thought that
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 3: was the chick. But this little fucking redneck midget, this
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 3: little fucking fucking barefoot just I just it's like crazy,
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 3: that the chick, you know. And yeah, I mean, I'm
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 3: the happiest guy in the I got everything I ever
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 3: wanted in life, ever wanted, and no one's telling me
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 3: to quit drinking. That's the best.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 1: She's never once said to you. Hey, listen, she.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 3: Says, she she told me, big boy a couple of times,
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 3: what a beautiful Yeah, I really did, I really did.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 3: I like look, I like I I like, I like
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 3: to have a good time. And it's like we're not.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 3: Tomorrow is not guaranteed for anybody, So what the fuck
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 3: are we doing?
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: Well? According to you, who it is guaranteed here tomorrow.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 3: I think I'm losing my fucking mind. You know, this
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 3: is the last podcast I'm gonna do for like a year.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 2: Why, Yeah, what's going on? Tell tell us what's in
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 2: the works with you?
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: I'm done, I think I'm I think I'm I'm taking
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 3: a year off of the road, and I want to
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 3: think more before I talk. You know, you ever get
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 3: like to the place where you're talking so much and
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 3: not putting thought into anything. You're like, yeah, right, I've
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 3: been podcasting straight every week straight for like fifteen years,
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 3: which is crazy. And I think this, I think it
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 3: gets convoluted with stand up and I think it's I
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 3: don't know if it's made my stand up better. I
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 3: think earlier on it did. But when I did this special,
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 3: I was like, I just shot I just shot it
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 3: in Florida recently comes out soon, I can't say yet,
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 3: but uh, I was like, this is the this is
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 3: the best one I've done. And I was like, and
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 3: I can't, I can't think to do an I got
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 3: to do another one. I have another one do in
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 3: like a year or two. I was like, I need
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 3: to take time off and like live a life, like
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 3: I need to live. My girls are both in college.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 3: I don't have them to write about anymore. That was
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 3: just such a fucking a well to go to with.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 3: Those fucking idiots were so funny. They were so fucking
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 3: fun and and I was like, I need to take
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 3: time off. I need to stop. And then and I
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 3: started thinking about podcasting. I was like, you know, I
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 3: got so many podcasts, and it's weird with comic because like,
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 3: if I say something funny sometimes I'll say, hey, can
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 3: you take that out? I'm gonna put it on stage.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 3: And then I was like, I should take all my
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 3: funny thoughts and really start writing them down. So I've
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 3: been I've never done this before, but I'm like, anytime
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 3: I have a good thought, I write it down and
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 3: I try to explore it and write it out. I
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 3: just would work it out on stage. So I'm like,
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 3: I was laying in bed today, I was like, I'm
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 3: doing this podcast. I think this is the last one
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna do for a year. And I was like,
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 3: I don't think I'm gonna do anyone else's podcast, like
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 3: not even Rogan's who you Know.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 1: What about your own?
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 3: I was, I gotta be honestly, I was toying with
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 3: the idea getting rid of mine. Really I was toying
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 3: and getting rid of everything and just everything. But here's
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 3: the problem. Is I love like I love Two Bears,
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 3: Two Bears is I'll do that for the rest of
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 3: my life. I love it. It's very lightlift because of
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 3: who I do it with. Bird Cast sometimes can be
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 3: a pain in the end as and then sometimes it's
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 3: just a gift. Like I sat with Juvenile the other day,
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 3: Like I fucking was obsessed with Juvenile, and then I
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 3: sat and me him and many fresh smoked weed and
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 3: drank vodka and I fucking laughed forever forever, and then
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 3: and then I got to do it with with Maynard Keenan,
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 3: mana Manage James Keenan, the leading er Tool. It's a gift.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not gonna get opportunities like that unless
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 3: I have that podcast. So that's the only reason I
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 3: don't want to get rid of it is just it's selfish,
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 3: is that I I mean, yes, I make money from it,
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 3: but it's selfishly I get to sit with these people
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 3: that I fucking idolize because like Jimmy Kimmel comes over
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 3: fucking jud Apatow and I get to pick the brains
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 3: fucking it. That's the only reason I wouldn't get rid
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 3: of it, but I would. I do think there's something
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 3: to be said when when I look at like when
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 3: I look at like uh like Stave and and D'stefano
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 3: and that generation of comics, those are guys that are
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 3: cool with walking away from everything. I know. I'm I'm god,
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 3: I fucking love that guy. But like I you know,
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 3: I wish I had the balls to do more of that,
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 3: but I don't. I feel like, you know, I like
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 3: so yeah, So I'm not gonna do other people's podcasts
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 3: for a year, and I'm not going to do stand
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 3: up for a year, and uh take some like Big
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 3: Trips and uh Ghost. We've been seeing a lot of
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 3: shows lately, like going to do Sye Music. I'm thinking
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 3: about staying here an extra day and going to see Goose.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 3: Have you ever seen Goose? You heard of Goose? Oh
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 3: my god, it's my favorite band there in Nashville there
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 3: there on Thursday. I might I might stay in town.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 3: If I stay in town, I'm bring you guys to Goose.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 3: It's fucking insane, all right, Yeah, but I'm seeing music
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 3: and then, yeah.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 1: It sounds like a little stoicism in your life, the
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 1: ability to say no.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 3: No, I don't believe in that step. You know. He's
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 3: cool as fuck too. He hit me up and he's like,
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 3: you know, he said, I wish I could call him
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 3: because you know, he backed me up privately in what way?
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 1: Holiday?
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Ryan Holiday?
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 1: He was Holiday backed you up on saying I don't
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 1: believe no.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 3: He said, I know what you're trying to say. Okay,
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 3: he goes, I know what you're That's a big difference
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 3: because I am nderstand what you're trying to say. He
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 3: was like, there's wallflower stoics that don't really believe in it,
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 3: but they quote it likes. He goes, I know what
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 3: you were trying to say. But he goes, here, can
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 3: I send you some books? And I was like, please,
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 3: I think Ron Ryan Holiday is a bad after.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 1: I would have them on the show.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 3: But here's here's the other thing is that if you're
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 3: a comic, why not why not challenge everything? Like immediately
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 3: I go stoicism. Everyone's fucking second. Everyone believes in it.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 2: Come on the second, everyone's but everybody doesn't.
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not me. Why the holiday is cool? Motherfucker? I
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 3: want to I want to read exactly what he said.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 3: But you know what's so funny.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 2: Is I would love to have you on if you're
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 2: happening to be watching.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 3: I got, I got, I'm gonna well, I'll wrap this
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 3: up soon. I know you guys probably should leave, but
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 3: that we got invited to a party, and uh uh,
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 3: it's the craziest party I've ever been to. Everyone's there,
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 3: no at who's did he?
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 2: Did he?
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 3: No? No? By the way, do you think you would
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 3: have do you think when we talk about the coward
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 3: and that is close, right, do you think you could
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 3: have gone to Ditti's party and not been a part
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 3: of it? Oh?
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 1: Absolutely?
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 3: Do you question?
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 1: Were you ever invited to a Diddy party?
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 3: No? No, no, no never no. But I've always I've done,
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 3: I've done gone. I've gone out to eat with men
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 3: that I thought were gay, like like like every guy
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 3: that ever in Hollywood, I thought wanted to fuck me.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 3: Everyone Elliott Gould, I thought he wanted to fuck me.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 3: He was like let me give you your my number.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 3: We'll go out to dinner or sometime. And I was like, cool,
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 3: he wants to fuck me. I always expected anyone Will
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 3: Smith probably you know the I thought Will Smith wanted
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 3: to fuck me in the ass. Yeah, oh you ever
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 3: heard that story?
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 3: No again? Is this legit? I swear to God, So
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 3: Will Smith, I'm twenty six. One of his boys sees
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 3: me to stand up. I would like, you can I,
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 3: you know, maybe do a deal? I said, great, So like,
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 3: let me introduce you. So I go to the Hip Factory,
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 3: I think is where he was recording his album with Llennium,
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 3: and uh, I meet him in a dance studio. It's
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 3: a dance studio like two folding chairs, and we sit
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 3: and we talk and I'm like, dude, I love hip hop.
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 3: I love you know. I'm like trying to sell them
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 3: because I want to do a deal with him. And
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I love black guys. You're black, like I'm
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 3: fucking you know.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 1: Just every hell of a selling point.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 3: Du Juvie was big then, so I was like talking
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 3: about fresh and everything, and so he's like cool man,
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 3: he was like, uh, He's like, what are you doing
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 3: to night? And I was like nothing. He was like,
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 3: let's go to the movies. I was like, okay, so
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 3: I leave. I remember calling my dad and he was like,
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 3: how to go. I said, good, We're going to the movies,
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 3: and my dad's like on a date. I go to No.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 3: He was like, what do you mean You're going to
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 3: the fucking movies with them? I go I to know.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 3: He said he wanted to go to the movies, and
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 3: so we're going to the movies. My Dad's like, called buddy,
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I was like what and he goes. This
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 3: is they called the casting couch in Hollywood. These men
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 3: they're so tired of having sex with women that the
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 3: only man really turns them on is to fuck young
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 3: guys and to turn them out. It's called the casting couch.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 3: I was like, Dad, that's impossible. He goes, What's more
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 3: possible the fact that you're so talented that, within doing
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 3: stand up for six months, the biggest movie start in
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 3: the world wants to do a TV show about you,
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 3: or that he's tired of pussy and he wants to
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 3: fuck you. I was like, oh my god, I'm getting fucked,
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 3: and he goes, I go, what do I do? And
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 3: he goes, no, I'm just like, I'm giving you a
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 3: heads up, like go, but you.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 1: Know your dad's like you're gonna get You're inna catitch
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 1: hands and that's okay.
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, He's like, just I'm giving your heads up. That's
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 3: why he's bringing you there. But you know, I'm just
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 3: don't want my only son going in not knowing what
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 3: he's ready for. So I go. We were supposed to
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 3: do it at Planet Hollywood, which is even still sounds
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 3: weird to see a movie at Planning Hollywood. I go in,
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 3: I'm like, as Will Smith here and they're like, no,
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 3: movie stars don't hang out here. So I'm sitting in
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 3: the lobby going like what the fuck? And then this
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 3: dude probably six' seven comes out of a. Corner his
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 3: Name's Charlie mack and he, goes, You, burt AND i
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 3: was like, yeah and he goes. DOWNSTAIRS i was, like,
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 3: Motherfucker i'm gonna have to fuck this guy. Too like
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 3: he's six. SEVEN i know Who Charlie mack is. Too
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 3: it's's got a song about. Him i'm gonna stand at the.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 3: Stairs there's ten black dudes sitting in a room like
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 3: probably a little bit bigger than this bus with a
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 3: curtain and a folding table in the. Center And i'm,
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 3: like oh my, God i'm gonna fuck these ten black.
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 3: Guys Charlie. Mack i'm sure he's Bringing Jazzy. Jeff plus
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 3: that's thirteen. Dudes i'm gonna have to fuck. Tonight i'm,
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 3: like this is getting scenario is getting. Worse Will smith
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 3: comes in WITH i swear To, God Jazzy. JEFF i
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 3: swear To. God he walks in With Jazzy jeff and he's,
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 3: like he's, like, guys this is the. Guy and everyone
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 3: looks at me and they're like, Yeah they're, like this Is.
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 3: BURT i was, like oh my, god this is how
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 3: it goes. Down and then the.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 2: Car probably think there's no WAY i can get away
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 2: from these.
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 3: Guys oh just from the doors. Locked it's down to
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 3: fight to. Stairs it's down fight to stairs in a small,
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 3: room red curtains all around, it folding table in the.
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 3: Center i'm, like it's going down right. Now curtains open
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 3: up to reveal a private movie theater and me and
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 3: ten thirteen black dudes Watch American. PIE i sat in
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 3: a To will the whole, Time, me him And Jazzy
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 3: jeff laughed, hysterically and at the end of the, MOVIE
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 3: i go Uh he was, like, hey what did you?
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 3: Think AND i was, like what do you? Mean what
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 3: DID i? THINK i said it was a good. Movie
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 3: he does know about the, room, like what do you.
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 3: Mean he's like the. GUYS i was, LIKE i don't.
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 3: Know they're black, dudes and he, goes, no you said
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 3: you're a hip hop. Fan he's, like that's Biz, marquis that's.
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 3: Cool MOD, d that's Big daddy. Came he's, LIKE i
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 3: brought all the legends so you could meet. Them AND
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 3: i was, LIKE i could have fucked cool MOD.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 1: D Jesus, Christ, YEAH.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 3: I fucking UH. D that was. IT i did a
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 3: deal with. HIM i saw his dick like a week
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 3: later AT. Abc it's a. Hog. Really he was pissing
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 3: next to. Me he's we went INTO abc to sell a,
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 3: Sitcom Jimmie. TARSIS i, think who's passed? Away she was
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 3: RUNNING abc at the, time AND i had to piss really.
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 3: BAD i went into the bathroom to take a piss And will,
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 3: Goes i'm gonna come with. YOU i got a piss,
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 3: too and he sat right next to. Me stood right
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 3: next to me started, pissing and his you know how
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 3: you can hear someone's stream and know the his was
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 3: like a fun fucking fire. Hose you're A German shepherd's
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 3: barking like it was fucking. Wild and he gave me
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 3: the keys to the. Business he was, like this is,
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 3: how this is everything you need to know In. Hollywood
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 3: this is the Short AND i couldn't hear any of
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 3: it BECAUSE i had to. PISS i just AND i couldn't.
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 3: PISSED i got his gun shy AND i just sat
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 3: there trying to, piss trying to, piss trying to, piss
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 3: and he was. Done and then he walked over and
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 3: ALL i heard him, say right AS i started to,
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 3: piss he, goes just be. Yourself that's ALL i heard
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 3: the whole. Thing yeah he. WAS i Liked. WILL i
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 3: had a great time with. Him but you had me
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 3: on the edge of my seat thinking something was about to.
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 1: Go, YEAH i thought this is gonna be the podcast
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 1: you told.
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 3: No, NO i THOUGHT e wanted to fuck me, Too
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 3: and he just took me to.
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 1: Dinner, really so sounds like Everybody la is actually.
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 3: Nice everyone In la is really. GOOD yea not a
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 3: lot of. PEDOPHILES i haven't, met uh pedophile that you know?
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 2: Of, yeah not? Yet, right like these, lists.
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 1: Did you ever meet?
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 3: Him talk to? Him so what are they saying he?
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 3: Did BECAUSE i definitely would have gotten into a sex.
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 2: Party yeah those things, Pedophilia uh little sex. Ring have you?
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 2: Been have you? Heard have you heard the the audios
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 2: that have came out apparently of.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 3: Him like fucking, dudes, hard grunted. Mill, yeah this is all.
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 1: Allegedly we don't want to get suits.
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 3: Allegedly fifty ever see the clip of fifty it was
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 3: a bad bunny or something like.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 1: That you see the the comment fifty cent put ON
• 1:52:22
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• 1:52:24
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• 1:52:27
  Speaker 1: Bicycle he, smiling he, goes fifty cent. Goes the only
• 1:52:30
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• 1:52:32
  Speaker 1: on that, bicycle like he apparently fifty cents note about
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 1: it for a.
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 3: While did you ever see the clip ON?
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 2: Ms put it like fifty very, dark it's very.
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 3: Bad you gotta you gotta find the. Clips one of
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 3: the Hardest i've ever, LAUGHED p didd he was like,
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 3: yo man to, Fifties like you want to hang, Out
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 3: i'll take you. Shopping you don't have to buy, Anything
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 3: i'll pay for.
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 1: It, Right what the fuck are we talking about?
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 3: Here? Dude have you you guys got to Do Drink?
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 3: Champs have you you ever Watched Drink? Champs?
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 1: No what's?
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 3: That? Oh shut the fuck, up. Dude it is fucking.
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 3: Amazing what's Drink? Champs it's out Of, miami is Uh
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 3: nori and DJ fn and they fucking you just drink
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 3: with them and they. Talk it's such a great. Interview
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 3: but if you're into hip, hop the interviews they have
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 3: are fucking. INSANE dmx interviews are the best interviews on.
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 3: Here THE dmx ones are. INSANE i did it Because
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 3: i'm a Huge i'm a huge hip hop. Fan But
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 3: i'm friends With. Nori nori's. Nor he's a bad aass.
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 3: Motherfucker he gets after it and he's like running a
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 3: ton right now him. Here we're gonna have him hopefully
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 3: come out and do maybe the next five k we.
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 3: Do but he's, like they're, awesome. Dude Drink champs is fucking,
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 3: awesome but their interviews are. WILD i would be done
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 3: right there The diddy. ONE i don't know anything about
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 3: hip hop at, all at. All, No I'm i'm like
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 3: blakelyn a two good. Show it's some forty one. Guy
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 3: i'm a late nineties early two thousand. Shares. Yeah, yeah
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 3: not these ones, today but the ones every day about country.
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 3: Music love, It Red Clay, stres love. Them Marcus, King.
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 1: Marcus King, Band, yes bro pull pull one of those songs,
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 1: Up Goodbye.
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 3: Carolina oh My, God Delilah Marcus king's new, Album. Delilah
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 3: that Song Marcus. King, YEAH i MEAN i did a
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 3: crazy interview With marcus THAT i got a lot of
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 3: ship For why, yeah why HE i understand, It like you,
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 3: KNOW i joke about, alcoholism you, know AND i joke about.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 1: It you don't believe in.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 3: IT i. DON'T i. DON'T i. DON'T i, DON'T i.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 3: DON'T i. Don't, here here's the. Deal if you have
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 3: an eating, disorder they don't tell, you don't, worry no
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 3: food for you for the rest of your. Life you
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 3: have to figure out a way to manage. IT i
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 3: think that we can do the same. Anyway here's my.
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 3: Point So marcus comes over to my. HOUSE i, Apologize
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 3: marcus If i'm. Oversharing but he comes over AND i
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 3: wasn't drinking at the. TIME i was just on one
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 3: of those benders WHERE i wasn't drinking and he comes
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 3: over and he was. LIKE i was, like here's. Up
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 3: HE'S i had a rough night last. NIGHT i, said,
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 3: okay CAN i get you? SOMETHING i got every soda
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 3: he could ever. Imagine he, GOES i fell off the
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 3: wagon last, night AND i, said, OKAY i said how.
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 3: Long he's like a couple of. YEARS i. THINK i was, like.
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 3: WHOA i, said what are you looking? For and he,
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 3: Said i'm looking for something to maybe get me through the.
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 3: DAY i was, like, Yeah i'm in. There i'll do
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 3: it with. You Like I'm i'll fucking if you're having a,
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 3: Moment i'll have a moment with. YOU i don't give a.
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 3: Fuck so we did a very drunken podcast where he
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 3: had fallen off the wagon and this is the Guy.
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 1: Marcus, oh, okay, YES i have seen this. Guy he's extremely.
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 1: Talented HE'S i would argue he's a.
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 3: PRODIGY i, mean he's fucking the. Best you, know guy
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 3: likes to get loose every now and, then and right
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 3: now he's. SOBER i think he's sober right. Now but
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 3: the day he came, over he fell off the, wagon
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 3: AND i just Wasn't i'm not the guy that's going
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 3: to go, hey, MAN i don't. Know i'm not that.
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 3: Guy i'm the guy that, goes, yeah i'lldrink with. You
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 3: so we got. Hammered we talked about him falling off the.
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 3: Wagon we talked about his wife wasn't talking to him
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 3: at the time because he had fallen off the. Wagon
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 3: and so many people have so many fucking opinions of
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 3: how they should have HOW i should have dealt with,
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 3: that AND i was, like, no, Man i'm your. Friend
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 3: if something goes, Down i'm just gonna stand next to
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 3: you and not ask. Questions i'm not gonna make it
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 3: a more difficult day for. You i'm gonna be your.
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 3: Boy and so we've we've, stayed we've stayed. Close he came,
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 3: out he ended up doing fully loaded with, us sober,
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 3: sober didn't. Drink we Did Flora. Bama we went out
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 3: to The Flora bama, bar gone on stage. TOGETHER i
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 3: was fucking, lit but he didn't. Drink he was being being.
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 3: HEALTHY i love that guy to. Death, Man he's a.
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 2: Legend he is.
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 1: Fuckingible i've got to listen to some of his. Music
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 1: i've seen some of his, clips BUT i have not
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 1: dove into his music just. Yet do we want to
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 1: hit a twisted question?
• 1:56:35
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• 1:56:38
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• 1:56:39
  Speaker 3: Pete go be a third.
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 1: P how long has this podcast been going?
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 3: On?
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 1: Huh oh this is nothing is one of the shorter.
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 3: Ones, yeah, second another, HOUR i, mean get me another twisted,
• 1:56:49
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• 1:56:49
  Speaker 2: A tweet tweet right?
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 3: Now what do you really start breaking down? Things so you.
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 1: Texted us about possibly doing some hurricane relief and then, you.
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah That's i'm doing In tampa. Instead,
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 3: Okay so it was THE i DON'T i don't want
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 3: to shit on the relief people, that you, know the different.
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 1: Ones, yeah hey, sure grab me a water, too Please.
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 3: God BUT i was gonna do one tonight at The
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 3: ryman and uh And i'm just going, Anyway i'm just, going, yeah,
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 3: yeah and just doing stuff That i'm. Doing i'm Doing
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 3: i'm doing. Stuff you, Know it's it gets really. Tricky
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 3: what the.
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 2: Fuck tall?
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 3: Boy oh my, god it gets really tricky giving Money
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 3: i've gotten fucked a number of.
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 1: Times it's tough to give, money especially when you don't
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 1: where it's.
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 3: Going so So i'll tell you that, this AND i,
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 3: MEAN i wish it wasn't so LIKE i did something
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 3: for The, bucks. Right The bucks were trying to build
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 3: a house for habitat for. Humanity they needed like one
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 3: hundred thousand. Dollars i've Been Doug williams, right epic quarterback
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 3: for The. Bucks i'm With Doug. WILLIAMS i do a.
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 3: VIDEO i. Go all we're asking is for two dollars
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 3: and forty six. Cents, Chrisler i'm donating two thousand and
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 3: forty six. Dollars i'm With Doug. Williams just put it
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 3: in two dollars AND i get destroyed. Online i'm oblivious
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 3: to it Because i'm not reading. Comments tommy comes to
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 3: me and he's, like, dude you look like a fucking.
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 3: Ass you're asking everyone to donate two. Dollars you donated two.
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 3: Thousand he's like. You the comment online is bert you
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 3: could have just bought the house. YOURSELF i was, like,
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 3: kay but that's not how charity. Works it's like we
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 3: group fund, things right, right, RIGHT i ended up buying a.
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 3: HOUSE i had to buy a. House have a, guilt
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 3: one hundred thousand. DOLLARS i bought a fucking house for
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 3: habitat if You Vanity tom bought a house. Too we
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 3: both bought. Houses and So i'm, Like i'm, Like i'm
• 1:58:37
  Speaker 3: never going to fucking help anyone again because it comes
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 3: back to. Me, yeah and then it's like it's LIKE
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 3: i was, LIKE i was, like, also two thousand dollars
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 3: is like a Solid why can't you just donate two thousand?
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 3: Dollars so THEN i learned you just you cannot try
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 3: to get credit for helping. People, No you've got to
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 3: do it, silently. Right so THAT'S jp on the.
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 1: Bus he's big on, that, like if you're going to
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 1: do something for, somebody you don't you don't want to
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 1: do it at all in the public.
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 2: Eye, DUDE i.
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 3: DID i. Did i'm the kind of guy that IF i,
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 3: send IF i give you money for, GoFundMe LIKE i
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 3: put my name on. It, Yeah so AND i donate
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 3: the most so That i'm at the top of the
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 3: list just to. Win oh, YEAH i Fucking i've dropped
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 3: ten thousand dollars a number of times into go fundme
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 3: is just to see my name above everyone else's some of.
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 2: The gofundme's out. There, man there's a there's a buddy
• 1:59:24
  Speaker 2: of mine who did a GoFundMe for surgery on his.
• 1:59:27
  Speaker 3: Dog that's WHERE i draw the.
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 1: LINE i BELIEVE i know this person, too like that
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 1: who's doing? Well oh he's doing he does?
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah does does.
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 1: Well it's not like he's just living in a cardboard,
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 1: Boxes like my dog has to get brain. Surgery please
• 1:59:41
  Speaker 1: help fund.
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 2: This cancer family, emergency like it's stuff like, obviously but
• 1:59:47
  Speaker 2: you're talking about surgery for a, dog, like, yeah you
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 2: gotta have a line, somewhere you.
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 1: Know It's, Uh.
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 3: I'm, Done i'm done trying to. HELP i USE i.
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 3: Go i'll help, you and you'll never know about. It
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 3: Like i'm doing a show In tampa And i'm giving
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 3: the proceeds to what you might call, it and then
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 3: obviously we will donate. Money it'll be, silent you won't
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 3: know how much it went. Right but but you just.
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 3: Can't you. Can't LIKE i was gonna try to do
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 3: something here and then and all of a sudden it
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 3: just got so, convoluted AND i was, Like i'm. OUT
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 3: i don't even want to be associated with, it because
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 3: second you Say i'd like to do, something all of a,
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 3: sudden everyone just attacks. YOU i mean the fucking fire
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 3: fires AND maui, LIKE i was was, toning, dude look
• 2:00:25
  Speaker 3: at my fucking. Phone all it is is people venmoing
• 2:00:28
  Speaker 3: me asking for a thousand. Dollars it's it's and one
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 3: chick's hot as. Fuck. Dude she's like a single. Mom,
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 3: LOOK i want you to see. Her she has fucking
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 3: Smoking Venmo god damn. It do you guys have have
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 3: you guys had to wear readers? Yet, dude my eyes
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 3: are so.
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 1: BAD i need TO i need to get on that.
• 2:00:51
  Speaker 1: Train maybe a little Lasik Justine.
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 3: Adams, yeah.
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 2: Look she's got a good.
• 2:01:00
  Speaker 3: Personality, yeah dog, Lover, yeah she, said big, fan super
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 3: weird requst just seeing if any celebrities are willing to
• 2:01:06
  Speaker 3: help single mom trying to recover From helene having a rough.
• 2:01:09
  Speaker 3: Time never done anything like this for far, regardless big.
• 2:01:12
  Speaker 3: Fan so Then i'm such a fucking. LUNATIC i was,
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 3: LIKE i wonder if she follows me On? Instagram she
• 2:01:17
  Speaker 3: don't even follow me On? Instagram oh?
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah like what the, Fuck i'm not gonna you big don't.
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 2: Follow, You, yeah big fan of.
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 1: Yours, yeah, dude the Whole, see here's a problem with
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 1: what you just told me about the whole giving. Thing
• 2:01:28
  Speaker 1: is if you're asking for two people to give two
• 2:01:30
  Speaker 1: dollars and forty six cents and you're gonna give two
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 1: thousand and four and sixty dollars or, whatever it's, Like, okay,
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 1: yeah you could buy a house or habitat for, humanity
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 1: but you're also, giving and the gesture of just giving
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 1: should be good enough to be, like, wow good For
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 1: burt to, give regardless if it's one dollar or a million.
• 2:01:48
  Speaker 1: Dollars like giving and helping should be seen blanketly as great.
• 2:01:52
  Speaker 3: Jobs so here's the thing That, Okay i'm being real right,
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 3: now AND i understand this is gonna get pushed back
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 3: By i've really enjoyed this, episode by the, Way oh,
• 2:01:58
  Speaker 3: dude Last i'm bummed that this is the last One
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 3: i'll ever.
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 2: Do and the reason you think the reason you think.
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 2: Too he's been on four times because the first time
• 2:02:05
  Speaker 2: we had them all we split into two.
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 1: Weeks, right oh for? Real, yeah because.
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 2: Remember the first time, CAME i was like three or four.
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 3: Hours, no, yeah, dude this is such a great.
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 1: Hang and this but this is also the first podcast
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 1: of all the podcasts we've, done whether you're doing Two
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 1: bears and at the Super bowl with you And tom
• 2:02:22
  Speaker 1: or the first time you were on where this is
• 2:02:24
  Speaker 1: like the most casual of a CONVERSATION i think the
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 1: three of us have. Had, yeah, yeah very, Nice it's very.
• 2:02:29
  Speaker 3: ORGANIC i appreciate. That thank. YOU i, think what were
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 3: we just talking?
• 2:02:33
  Speaker 1: About giving giving?
• 2:02:34
  Speaker 3: Back i'm gonna tell you what fucking drives me.
• 2:02:36
  Speaker 2: NUTS i know this is Gonna you're gonna be honest
• 2:02:39
  Speaker 2: for a.
• 2:02:39
  Speaker 3: Second so, Like, okay there's an Organization i'm not BUT i, man,
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 3: LIKE i Know i'm not going to talk about giving but, like,
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 3: OKAY i give a fucking countload of money to this.
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 3: Organization that's WHAT i was, thinking the same. Thing, no
• 2:03:01
  Speaker 3: it's for it's FOR u trans drag queens to read
• 2:03:04
  Speaker 3: books to kids In florida. Anyway is that a real?
• 2:03:09
  Speaker 1: Thing if it is, reel it's.
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 3: Wild they have drag queens reading books to fucking. Kindergarteners
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 3: that can't be fucking. Real it's like frogs are gay
• 2:03:20
  Speaker 3: kind of. Thing it's, like shut the fuck up mine as,
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 3: Well how. Great do you think it would be if
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 3: you and your boys you're like first graders and you're
• 2:03:29
  Speaker 3: just learning what what how to make fun of gay,
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 3: people and then all of a sudden you're, like shut
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 3: the funk. Off imagine if you had, okay, anyway.
• 2:03:37
  Speaker 1: A couple of drag queens pull it, off, Though, dude
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 1: drag queens are.
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 3: Awesome i'm.
• 2:03:41
  Speaker 1: Saying they pull it off like you look at, It you're, like,
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 1: oh she's kind of and then they pulled the wake,
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 1: off like oh my, god no, idea.
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 3: Dude, yeah pull. Up you don't know what to believe.
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 3: It chrisher drag, Queen.
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 1: Like, bro come, on, DUDE i mean write that's.
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 3: Him you get caught slipper real for slipping hard. COURT
• 2:04:03
  Speaker 3: i would.
• 2:04:03
  Speaker 1: Thank god we're all married, now because there's there's different
• 2:04:08
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• 2:04:10
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• 2:04:13
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• 2:04:16
  Speaker 1: boy out there nothing.
• 2:04:18
  Speaker 3: NOW i follow a trans woman who's in a trans
• 2:04:23
  Speaker 3: woman right, yeah trans woman who's In nashville right.
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 1: Now, bro.
• 2:04:30
  Speaker 3: She is so FUCKING i think we MIGHT i don't.
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 1: Know how many trans women are in the Greater nashville.
• 2:04:35
  Speaker 1: Area but my second year in the, LEAGUE i had
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 1: a buddy who was a high school friend of mine
• 2:04:40
  Speaker 1: and we were out at the bars and he.
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 3: Was kissing hang on to those girls or. Boys tell
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 3: what's going. On that's. Girls that's. Girls i'll tell you right,
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 3: now are right. Ready i'm gonna put my dick on.
• 2:04:52
  Speaker 3: It there's a. Girls i'd put my dick in those.
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 3: Mouths there's a. Girls shut the fuck up. Girls right
• 2:05:02
  Speaker 3: the next, Morning i'd have to go technically. Girls the next,
• 2:05:04
  Speaker 3: Morning i'd be, like don't worry a. Bird it was
• 2:05:06
  Speaker 3: a girl, technically but there was a got those are
• 2:05:09
  Speaker 3: those Were come, on, man this is not. Fair, yeah, sure.
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 2: Get out of.
• 2:05:13
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• 2:05:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah BUT i HAD i had a. BUDDY i had
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 1: a buddy who we were at the bar and he
• 2:05:21
  Speaker 1: was making out with a, girl and a guy pulled me.
• 2:05:23
  Speaker 1: Aside he's, like you gotta tell your. Friend that is
• 2:05:25
  Speaker 1: not a. Girl that's not a, girl that's a that's
• 2:05:27
  Speaker 1: a that's a.
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 3: Guy, okay. Okay so what if, okay what if they,
• 2:05:31
  Speaker 3: said what If trump gets elected and he's, like all,
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 3: right new, Rules, okay you can legally and, no no
• 2:05:38
  Speaker 3: one can get. Upset you can cheat on your girl
• 2:05:41
  Speaker 3: if it's with a trans. Woman, okay, okay what's the
• 2:05:46
  Speaker 3: question for? It would you? No just? Kiss just, no, no,
• 2:05:51
  Speaker 3: no you're allowed to and your wife can't say anything about.
• 2:05:53
  Speaker 3: It he, goes, no, no, no, no that's the. Law
• 2:05:55
  Speaker 3: he made it the. Law they're.
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 1: Trans so you want my wife to all of a
• 2:05:58
  Speaker 1: sudden just take take all the laws to, effect like,
• 2:06:00
  Speaker 1: GOOD i agree with. Them all is gonna, say, yeah you're.
• 2:06:03
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 2:06:03
  Speaker 1: Okay trump said that that's gonna they look like.
• 2:06:06
  Speaker 3: Girls that's.
• 2:06:07
  Speaker 1: A that's a that's?
• 2:06:10
  Speaker 3: Sure is that?
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 1: Sure get this. LISTEN i had two daughters at, home
• 2:06:17
  Speaker 1: and the.
• 2:06:18
  Speaker 3: First openly you're.
• 2:06:21
  Speaker 1: NOT i still see it on the. Screen hold, on
• 2:06:24
  Speaker 1: you want.
• 2:06:24
  Speaker 2: Your tax dollars going towards six changes in, prisons?
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 1: Dude, okay let we'll get to that a.
• 2:06:33
  Speaker 3: Second quick, answer.
• 2:06:35
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• 2:06:38
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• 2:06:39
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• 2:06:41
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• 2:06:45
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• 2:06:48
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• 2:06:50
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• 2:06:55
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• 2:06:56
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• 2:06:59
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• 2:07:01
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• 2:07:03
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• 2:07:05
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• 2:07:11
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• 2:07:13
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• 2:07:13
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• 2:07:15
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• 2:07:17
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• 2:07:18
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• 2:07:21
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• 2:07:24
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• 2:07:27
  Speaker 4: those dudes can do?
• 2:07:28
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• 2:07:30
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• 2:07:32
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• 2:07:34
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• 2:07:36
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• 2:07:39
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• 2:07:42
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• 2:07:43
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• 2:07:44
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• 2:07:48
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• 2:07:51
  Speaker 2: to an, organization and that's when we got off the.
• 2:07:52
  Speaker 3: Track as soon as you said, THAT i REMEMBERED i
• 2:07:54
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• 2:07:57
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• 2:08:01
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• 2:08:03
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• 2:08:04
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• 2:08:11
  Speaker 1: literally this is like two weeks after The trump. Thing,
• 2:08:12
  Speaker 1: people they're exactly who we thought they. Were we don't,
• 2:08:16
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• 2:08:19
  Speaker 3: Now we've got storytelling. Coming and then you just pull
• 2:08:22
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• 2:08:25
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• 2:08:26
  Speaker 1: Is on the line for the rest of this. Episode
• 2:08:29
  Speaker 1: if you pull up another transperson on this. Podcast, no this,
• 2:08:31
  Speaker 1: respect we. Respect everybody wants to be whoever they want to.
• 2:08:33
  Speaker 1: Be but just right, now.
• 2:08:35
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• 2:08:39
  Speaker 3: identify as a, woman you should be able to identify Hiss? Asian, Right,
• 2:08:42
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• 2:08:43
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• 2:08:45
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• 2:08:46
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• 2:08:50
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• 2:08:52
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• 2:08:54
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• 2:08:58
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• 2:09:06
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• 2:09:09
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• 2:09:13
  Speaker 2: Dude rogan has a good one too with the twenty
• 2:09:15
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• 2:09:19
  Speaker 2: montage or him saying THE n word and when he
• 2:09:20
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• 2:09:22
  Speaker 2: twenty three and Met it was. Hilarious it was when
• 2:09:24
  Speaker 2: we were In. Vegas we were Watching shane his stand
• 2:09:28
  Speaker 2: up And rogan came out to surprise. Her, boy we
• 2:09:30
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• 2:09:32
  Speaker 3: That you guys haven't Done rogan.
• 2:09:33
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• 2:09:36
  Speaker 5: That hang, on if there's any if there's one, takeaway
• 2:09:39
  Speaker 5: if there's one takeaway that everyone, on every fan of
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 5: this podcast should just start just getting the comments when
• 2:09:45
  Speaker 5: you gonna have boys on.
• 2:09:47
  Speaker 2: Something but we also hear if you press like that
• 2:09:49
  Speaker 2: makes it for your.
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 3: Removed we've been some bad. Ones i've heard some bad
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 3: ones we've been.
• 2:09:55
  Speaker 1: Told there's a like like like we're cool. Rules we Met,
• 2:09:58
  Speaker 1: joe we met, him.
• 2:10:00
  Speaker 2: We did the gambling.
• 2:10:01
  Speaker 1: Thing he's told that story ten times on His. Showie
• 2:10:07
  Speaker 1: we feel like every time he talks about he mispronounces
• 2:10:10
  Speaker 1: my name and talks about gambling With Dana. WHITE i
• 2:10:12
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• 2:10:14
  Speaker 1: video like, listen foot we are toe in the.
• 2:10:18
  Speaker 2: Door that if we were to be, asked we would come.
• 2:10:22
  Speaker 1: On if we were to be, asked we would check
• 2:10:24
  Speaker 1: our schedule and then come, on come.
• 2:10:25
  Speaker 3: On that's going to be the. Episode you're right about that,
• 2:10:29
  Speaker 3: There and AS i said, that every once you get
• 2:10:31
  Speaker 3: in the, comments don't get in the. Comments we did
• 2:10:35
  Speaker 3: an EPISODE i think it stayed in the show where
• 2:10:39
  Speaker 3: me And ari talked To joe about how we got
• 2:10:42
  Speaker 3: people on his show because we always were we always
• 2:10:46
  Speaker 3: work behind the scenes to get people on and it would.
• 2:10:49
  Speaker 3: Work oh, Yeah Shane, Gillis, Yeah shane when we. TALKED
• 2:10:54
  Speaker 3: i think we talked about. It. Man know for a,
• 2:10:57
  Speaker 3: FACT theo was one WHERE i was, like because still
• 2:10:59
  Speaker 3: one get on AND i was, LIKE i was, like
• 2:11:02
  Speaker 3: it doesn't work that, Way like LIKE i CAN'T i.
• 2:11:04
  Speaker 3: Can't IF i push, It, Joe joe won't like it right,
• 2:11:08
  Speaker 3: Right he'll say yes because he'll go, yeah of. Course
• 2:11:11
  Speaker 3: but LIKE i tried to do it With Warren, Sapp
• 2:11:14
  Speaker 3: warren wanted to do it a long time, ago long time,
• 2:11:16
  Speaker 3: ago AND i was, like, yo, Hey Warren sapp wants
• 2:11:19
  Speaker 3: to get on your is it fat tom or fat?
• 2:11:23
  Speaker 3: Shamee holy?
• 2:11:24
  Speaker 1: Shit that angle the old the old couch was really,
• 2:11:28
  Speaker 1: hard really.
• 2:11:29
  Speaker 3: Hard SO i, Said and SO i, Was joe's, Like
• 2:11:33
  Speaker 3: i'll Have Warren sapp. On he, GOES i just don't know.
• 2:11:35
  Speaker 3: HIM i don't know anything about, him so like you
• 2:11:36
  Speaker 3: have to come on with. Him AND i was, like
• 2:11:38
  Speaker 3: oh That i'm Not i'm not a Great i'm not
• 2:11:41
  Speaker 3: a great god between and SO i remember saying with,
• 2:11:44
  Speaker 3: YOU i was, like, dude when he sees, you he'll
• 2:11:47
  Speaker 3: want you, on and that's when you want to be,
• 2:11:49
  Speaker 3: on is when he's excited about. You and uh And.
• 2:11:53
  Speaker 3: Gillis gillis was like One ari AND i would we
• 2:11:58
  Speaker 3: would Send Gillian kee videos to our group, thread like,
• 2:12:02
  Speaker 3: dude have you seen? This and then like all you're
• 2:12:05
  Speaker 3: waiting for Is joe to, Reply and Then i'd be like,
• 2:12:07
  Speaker 3: no and Then ari would text me send it, again
• 2:12:09
  Speaker 3: and THEN i said it again and this is fucking. Awesome,
• 2:12:11
  Speaker 3: Dude Shane gillis is fucking. Hysterical and and Then joe
• 2:12:14
  Speaker 3: be like who is this. Guy i'm, Like, oh he's
• 2:12:15
  Speaker 3: the guy that got fire FROM snl for, that and he's,
• 2:12:18
  Speaker 3: Like joe's, like that's fucking. BULLSHIT i, mean it's it's
• 2:12:20
  Speaker 3: it was like we talked about it on an. EPISODE
• 2:12:23
  Speaker 3: i can't remember if we shared all of, it but, uh,
• 2:12:25
  Speaker 3: yeah it's we did it With Nate. Bargatzi we've done
• 2:12:28
  Speaker 3: it with a bunch of, people no. Shit, yeah because
• 2:12:30
  Speaker 3: Because joe's you, know so many people come At.
• 2:12:32
  Speaker 2: Joe of course that's the. One like everyone's begging for
• 2:12:36
  Speaker 2: him to sit down with the presidential candidates For kamala
• 2:12:38
  Speaker 2: and Yeah, trump it sounds like they're gonna. Happen The
• 2:12:40
  Speaker 2: Trump boy sounds like it's gonna.
• 2:12:42
  Speaker 3: Happen.
• 2:12:42
  Speaker 1: YEAH i just DON'T i don't know how it's gonna work, out.
• 2:12:44
  Speaker 3: But, yeah it's to your. Point, yeah, YEAH i Mean
• 2:12:45
  Speaker 3: i've started On i've sat in the room with people
• 2:12:49
  Speaker 3: who were, like who are Like, Joe, hey, man if
• 2:12:51
  Speaker 3: you ever need a guest for your, podcast AND i, go,
• 2:12:52
  Speaker 3: wow you just got yourself never on the. Show, yeah
• 2:12:56
  Speaker 3: you know It's joe's REALLY i think you'd be cool
• 2:12:59
  Speaker 3: with me saying. This he's very comfortable. Confrontation comfortable with.
• 2:13:03
  Speaker 1: Confrontation oh.
• 2:13:04
  Speaker 2: MAN i mean there's receipts out, there even old videos
• 2:13:06
  Speaker 2: Like Fear, factor.
• 2:13:07
  Speaker 3: Like and so like people that, think you, know, hey
• 2:13:14
  Speaker 3: what's the? Saying they say it never hurts to try?
• 2:13:16
  Speaker 3: It does? It? Does it totally does completely Does so when.
• 2:13:21
  Speaker 2: We when we.
• 2:13:23
  Speaker 1: Met, Joe shane was, Like, Hey joe's gonna come. In
• 2:13:27
  Speaker 1: do not talk about the. Podcast do not bring up
• 2:13:29
  Speaker 1: anything about the.
• 2:13:30
  Speaker 3: Podcast is this a little crazy? That like we have a.
• 2:13:35
  Speaker 3: Way it's like it's like it's like if they brought
• 2:13:38
  Speaker 3: a chimp in and they were, like, hey, man don't
• 2:13:40
  Speaker 3: look him right in the, eyes bite off your, fingers
• 2:13:43
  Speaker 3: will bite your, nose don't look him in the. Eyes
• 2:13:45
  Speaker 3: but it's, right it's he don't talk about the, Podcast
• 2:13:47
  Speaker 3: just be a regular, person hang with. Him joe just wants.
• 2:13:51
  Speaker 3: To joe just doesn't want to feel like he's being.
• 2:13:53
  Speaker 3: Leveraged that's.
• 2:13:54
  Speaker 1: It, YEAH i MEAN i feel like everybody wants to
• 2:13:56
  Speaker 1: feel that. Way if you are a person of celebrity
• 2:13:59
  Speaker 1: status in any shape or, Form, DUDE i just.
• 2:14:01
  Speaker 3: Want to hang. Out i'm always shocked at like people
• 2:14:04
  Speaker 3: who hit Up joe for tickets TO, Ufc LIKE. I one,
• 2:14:08
  Speaker 3: time one TIME i was AT i was Doing Madison Square.
• 2:14:11
  Speaker 3: GARDEN ufc was In Madison Square. GARDEN i was doing the.
• 2:14:14
  Speaker 3: Theater joe isn't doing the the the what you will call,
• 2:14:17
  Speaker 3: it AND i that MORNING i texted. HIM i, said,
• 2:14:20
  Speaker 3: dude are you AT? Ufc and he, said, yes do
• 2:14:22
  Speaker 3: you need? TICKETS i said that would be, great and
• 2:14:24
  Speaker 3: IMMEDIATELY i regretted, it AND i was, like, Man i've
• 2:14:27
  Speaker 3: never asked anything from that, guy Like i've never said
• 2:14:30
  Speaker 3: and he is so goddamn. Generous he sent me a
• 2:14:33
  Speaker 3: tribemon one, time he sent me, Grills he sent me
• 2:14:35
  Speaker 3: stuff that you he sees you talking about. It he just, goes, hey,
• 2:14:38
  Speaker 3: MAN i got. You AND i regretted, immediately AND i immediately, said, hey,
• 2:14:41
  Speaker 3: MAN i don't need the. TICKETS i will buy. TICKETS
• 2:14:43
  Speaker 3: i want to. Go i'm gonna buy my own. Tickets
• 2:14:45
  Speaker 3: But i'm always shocked at like people who are completely,
• 2:14:48
  Speaker 3: comfortable Like, joe can you hook me up FOR. Ufc i'm,
• 2:14:51
  Speaker 3: like why wouldn't you just be his? Friend, Right, like
• 2:14:54
  Speaker 3: just be his, friend you get your own fucking.
• 2:14:57
  Speaker 1: Tickets let me ask you, this, though if you If
• 2:14:59
  Speaker 1: joe was Not Joe rogan of like the stature he,
• 2:15:02
  Speaker 1: is and he was just a regular friend and you
• 2:15:05
  Speaker 1: guys were in college and they had the ability to
• 2:15:08
  Speaker 1: get tickets to, something would you not ask that person for?
• 2:15:10
  Speaker 3: Tickets, NO i still. Won't, Really, YEAH i. Don't But
• 2:15:14
  Speaker 3: i'm weird About i'm weird about owing stuff to.
• 2:15:17
  Speaker 1: People, Yeah But i've tried to put myself in a
• 2:15:19
  Speaker 1: situation like like IF i was in whatever the podcast
• 2:15:23
  Speaker 1: with the process no longer, exists busting with the. Boys
• 2:15:26
  Speaker 1: i'm In, lincoln they're playing, somebody AND i would not
• 2:15:31
  Speaker 1: feel uncomfortable at all about Texting will and be, Like, yo,
• 2:15:33
  Speaker 1: Hey I'm i'm here in, Town LIKE i know they're
• 2:15:35
  Speaker 1: playing to. Night do you have anybody hook me up
• 2:15:36
  Speaker 1: with some?
• 2:15:37
  Speaker 3: Tickets? OH i can't do. That so, Like i'm going
• 2:15:39
  Speaker 3: to parents weekend and it'd be a no. Brainer i'm
• 2:15:41
  Speaker 3: going To paris in no matter.
• 2:15:43
  Speaker 1: What BUT i do understand the discomfort of asking some
• 2:15:47
  Speaker 1: of the.
• 2:15:47
  Speaker 3: Tickets the second because the second here's and this is
• 2:15:51
  Speaker 3: gonna sound very. Broken the SECOND i ask you for,
• 2:15:54
  Speaker 3: SOMETHING i owe you. SOMETHING i don't want to owe anyone.
• 2:15:56
  Speaker 1: ANYTHING i feel like that only. GOES i feel like
• 2:15:58
  Speaker 1: that's like there's a level those tears of friendship and
• 2:16:02
  Speaker 1: like you enjoy our great. Friends, Will will AND i
• 2:16:04
  Speaker 1: are great.
• 2:16:04
  Speaker 3: Friends i'm, Gonna i'm, Gonna i'm, Gonna i'm gonna trump
• 2:16:07
  Speaker 3: your celebrity for two seconds and tell you this is
• 2:16:10
  Speaker 3: this is the your. Future hey, man we'd love you
• 2:16:13
  Speaker 3: to go to the uh fucking what's the minor league? Team?
• 2:16:17
  Speaker 3: Here it's a great. Team. Sounds we love to go
• 2:16:19
  Speaker 3: to the. Sounds, OH i love. That? Hey can we
• 2:16:20
  Speaker 3: take care of you and your? Family absolutely? Cool, hey
• 2:16:23
  Speaker 3: when you get, there we're gonna bring you down the.
• 2:16:24
  Speaker 3: Field we want you to do some. Pictures you're, like all, right?
• 2:16:26
  Speaker 3: Great and then and then on the seventh, inning we're
• 2:16:28
  Speaker 3: gonna have you a stand. Up you're gonna sing for
• 2:16:30
  Speaker 3: the whole. Group is that? COOL i need some pictures with?
• 2:16:31
  Speaker 3: You can we get your wife out of? Them? Though
• 2:16:33
  Speaker 3: the second you give them, anything you owe. Them it's
• 2:16:36
  Speaker 3: a work. Day Everything i've ever done Where i've gotten
• 2:16:40
  Speaker 3: like a. PRIVILEGE i can't get into two great. DETAILS
• 2:16:43
  Speaker 3: i don't want to sound like an ungrateful, asshole but
• 2:16:45
  Speaker 3: like Hey, bert we'd love to have you. This all
• 2:16:47
  Speaker 3: of a, Sudden i'm being walked around like a fucking
• 2:16:49
  Speaker 3: show pony for the entire. Time and it's a work.
• 2:16:51
  Speaker 3: Event and IF i want to go TO, ufc IF
• 2:16:54
  Speaker 3: i want to go to The, bucks IF i want
• 2:16:55
  Speaker 3: to go to, SOMETHING i want to. GO i don't
• 2:16:57
  Speaker 3: want to have to. WORK i want to be able
• 2:16:58
  Speaker 3: to party and not be. Responsible, Well i'll give you
• 2:17:00
  Speaker 3: a perfect. Example this is a perfect. EXAMPLE i feel
• 2:17:02
  Speaker 3: like you can you can paint those boundaries before you
• 2:17:04
  Speaker 3: go to.
• 2:17:05
  Speaker 1: It and you're also talking about a company versus a.
• 2:17:08
  Speaker 3: Friendship i'll tell you a great. EXAMPLE i went TO
• 2:17:12
  Speaker 3: i liked every. YEAR i like to get a box
• 2:17:14
  Speaker 3: at The rams game for all my friends and family
• 2:17:17
  Speaker 3: and bring them all to the One rams. Game we
• 2:17:19
  Speaker 3: did it last year Of Thursday Night. Football it's. ME
• 2:17:22
  Speaker 3: i paid for the. BOX i paid for the, BOX
• 2:17:23
  Speaker 3: i brought, everyone AND i got a party bus. Everyone
• 2:17:25
  Speaker 3: my parents are, there my kids are, there all our
• 2:17:27
  Speaker 3: friends and. Family so it's. Awesome THAT'S i. Think that's.
• 2:17:30
  Speaker 3: It that's actually. It it's a beautiful. Time and, Uh
• 2:17:33
  Speaker 3: Andrew whitworth comes back and he's, like, hey can you
• 2:17:37
  Speaker 3: come on the show at the, end AND i was like.
• 2:17:40
  Speaker 3: UGH i was like yes Because i'm a big fan
• 2:17:44
  Speaker 3: Of Andrew, whitworth so you, know we were rams. Family
• 2:17:46
  Speaker 3: he's the, man and he's the fucking, man and it's
• 2:17:48
  Speaker 3: Fucking fitzpatrick and they want me to just rip my
• 2:17:51
  Speaker 3: show off the fuck, around AND i, go, yes, ABSOLUTELY
• 2:17:53
  Speaker 3: i want. To, however it MEANS i gotta stop drinking
• 2:17:56
  Speaker 3: BECAUSE i don't want to GET i don't want to
• 2:17:58
  Speaker 3: go drunk ON, tv you, Know so if everything turns
• 2:18:01
  Speaker 3: into a work, Event i'm so GRATEFUL i did. IT
• 2:18:03
  Speaker 3: i had so much fun AND i didn't technically stop.
• 2:18:05
  Speaker 3: Drinking it was so. Awesome it was such a great.
• 2:18:08
  Speaker 3: Experience but like WHEN i go to, SOMETHING i want
• 2:18:10
  Speaker 3: to just go AND i don't want to deal with.
• 2:18:11
  Speaker 3: ANYONE i don't want to deal with like The, hey
• 2:18:13
  Speaker 3: can we get you to go up and do? That
• 2:18:16
  Speaker 3: and you're, like, uh like every baseball game we go.
• 2:18:18
  Speaker 3: To we went to The dodgers opening ceremony opening day
• 2:18:22
  Speaker 3: and they were, like, yeah we can get you tickets
• 2:18:24
  Speaker 3: and my daughters were, like don't pay for, them so
• 2:18:26
  Speaker 3: we don't have to. Work because if you get the
• 2:18:28
  Speaker 3: tickets for, free you're gonna go, down you're gonna say
• 2:18:31
  Speaker 3: hi to, Everyone they're gonna just you're. Theirs they own
• 2:18:33
  Speaker 3: you for the. Day SO i don't want.
• 2:18:35
  Speaker 2: To, yeah it's like if we had that same if
• 2:18:38
  Speaker 2: if you were, like, hey Comp i'm In, lincoln, Like
• 2:18:41
  Speaker 2: i'm trying to go to A husker, game could you
• 2:18:43
  Speaker 2: hook it? Up AND i would say, absolutely as fucking
• 2:18:45
  Speaker 2: LITLY i want you to see A husker. ATMOSPHERE i
• 2:18:48
  Speaker 2: WOULD i would text get the hookup, going AND i
• 2:18:50
  Speaker 2: would tell. THEM i would, say he just wants to
• 2:18:53
  Speaker 2: go and see and watch the, game not ask him
• 2:18:56
  Speaker 2: to do anything LIKE i would almost do that for.
• 2:18:58
  Speaker 1: You SO i do feel like there's NO i don't
• 2:19:00
  Speaker 1: think you would say that without this conversation taking.
• 2:19:02
  Speaker 2: Place if he told me he didn't want to do,
• 2:19:04
  Speaker 2: anything no extra with, IT i would absolutely, say.
• 2:19:08
  Speaker 1: But the blanket the person basic text that's, like hey,
• 2:19:12
  Speaker 1: MAN i would love to go to watch A nebraska football.
• 2:19:14
  Speaker 1: Game you would just take, that send it to whoever
• 2:19:16
  Speaker 1: and be, like, Hey Burt Burt kreischer was looking for
• 2:19:19
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• 2:19:34
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• 2:19:37
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• 2:19:56
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• 2:19:58
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• 2:19:58
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• 2:20:00
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• 2:20:02
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• 2:20:04
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• 2:20:05
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• 2:20:08
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• 2:20:13
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• 2:20:15
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• 2:20:19
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• 2:20:26
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• 2:20:28
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• 2:20:33
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• 2:20:34
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• 2:20:36
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• 2:20:38
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• 2:20:40
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• 2:20:42
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• 2:20:44
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• 2:21:38
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• 2:21:41
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• 2:21:42
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• 2:21:59
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• 2:22:02
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• 2:22:13
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• 2:22:21
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• 2:22:24
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• 2:22:34
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• 2:22:38
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• 2:22:39
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• 2:22:50
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• 2:22:57
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• 2:23:20
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• 2:23:24
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• 2:23:31
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• 2:23:37
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• 2:23:40
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• 2:23:41
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• 2:23:43
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• 2:23:46
  Speaker 3: Shows i've done, that but you're, there, No. NO a great,
• 2:23:50
  Speaker 3: Comedian Steve travigno hit me up and he's, like, Dude
• 2:23:54
  Speaker 3: jelly's in, town my son's biggest. Fan can you get me?
• 2:23:56
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• 2:23:59
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• 2:24:03
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• 2:24:04
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• 2:24:06
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• 2:24:09
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• 2:24:12
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• 2:24:15
  Speaker 3: WOULD i. WOULD I the crazy thing, IS i want
• 2:24:18
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• 2:24:20
  Speaker 3: you to If i'm in your. TOWN i want you
• 2:24:23
  Speaker 3: to leverage your friendship to get your friends. BACKSTAGE i love.
• 2:24:27
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• 2:24:29
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• 2:24:33
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• 2:24:36
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• 2:24:39
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• 2:24:43
  Speaker 3: dad's ever been legit outwardly proud of. Me Is Derek
• 2:24:48
  Speaker 3: brooks comes. Backstage i'm just did Homily. Emily it's the
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• 2:24:56
  Speaker 3: of the biggest Shows i've ever. Done Derek brooks comes
• 2:25:00
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• 2:25:03
  Speaker 3: dad and he says to my, dad can you believe his?
• 2:25:06
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• 2:25:09
  Speaker 3: him this Is derek Fucking, Brooks AND i went, Yeah
• 2:25:13
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• 2:25:17
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• 2:25:21
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• 2:25:24
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• 2:25:26
  Speaker 3: goes what he's, LIKE i saw his first stand up show.
• 2:25:29
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• 2:25:31
  Speaker 3: first stand up show. Ever and he, goes Now i'm
• 2:25:32
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• 2:25:38
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• 2:25:49
  Speaker 3: i mean maybe maybe four hundred people. Backstage AND i
• 2:25:52
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• 2:25:57
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• 2:26:00
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• 2:26:03
  Speaker 3: to ask for the. FAVORITES i don't mind. IT i don't.
• 2:26:05
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• 2:26:07
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• 2:26:10
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• 2:26:12
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• 2:26:13
  Speaker 2: i'm just happening to not be in. TOWN i would
• 2:26:15
  Speaker 2: almost expect you to tell me if you don't want
• 2:26:17
  Speaker 2: that to, happen BECAUSE i would call and be, like,
• 2:26:19
  Speaker 2: hey so and so wants to come to your. Show
• 2:26:21
  Speaker 2: you can absolutely tell me to fuck. OFF i promise.
• 2:26:23
  Speaker 3: You it's no big deal to.
• 2:26:24
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• 2:26:25
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• 2:26:28
  Speaker 2: bro you KNOW i. DON'T i don't do those. THINGS
• 2:26:31
  Speaker 2: i don't ask for those. Favors BUT i would feel
• 2:26:32
  Speaker 2: LIKE i have a relationship and not with you to
• 2:26:34
  Speaker 2: where if you didn't want to, HAPPEN i would just
• 2:26:36
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• 2:26:37
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• 2:26:40
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• 2:26:42
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  Speaker 2: on just tell.
• 2:26:44
  Speaker 3: Me, okay that's, interesting that's. Interesting i'll know what.
• 2:26:47
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• 2:26:49
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• 2:26:50
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• 2:26:52
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• 2:26:55
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• 2:26:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah i'm a Text. Shane i'm a problem with, that
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• 2:27:08
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• 2:27:17
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• 2:27:17
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• 2:27:21
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• 2:27:25
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• 2:27:39
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• 2:27:41
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• 2:27:45
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• 2:27:54
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• 2:27:56
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• 2:27:58
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• 2:28:25
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• 2:28:33
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• 2:28:35
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• 2:28:38
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• 2:28:40
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• 2:28:48
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• 2:28:52
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• 2:28:54
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• 2:28:58
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• 2:29:07
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• 2:29:12
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• 2:29:15
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• 2:29:17
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• 2:29:29
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• 2:29:36
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• 2:29:39
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• 2:29:41
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• 2:29:44
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• 2:29:45
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• 2:29:50
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• 2:29:52
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• 2:29:56
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• 2:30:46
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• 2:30:50
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• 2:30:54
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• 2:30:56
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• 2:31:20
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• 2:31:33
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• 2:31:33
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• 2:31:37
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• 2:31:41
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• 2:31:54
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• 2:32:34
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• 2:32:55
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  Speaker 3: what you guys are doing as cool as. Fuck AND
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• 2:35:04
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• 2:35:06
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• 2:35:14
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• 2:35:23
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• 2:35:28
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• 2:35:47
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• 2:36:02
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• 2:36:05
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• 2:36:16
  Speaker 3: a year, off MAYBE i retire or a when you move.
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• 2:36:24
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• 2:36:37
  Speaker 3: What i'm gonna. Do i'm gonna leave a. Sport i'm Gonna,
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  Speaker 3: Losing first Thing i'm gonna. Do we're gonna buy a
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• 2:37:07
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• 2:37:18
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  Speaker 3: There that's why a. Sleep but we're gonna have a barn.
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  Speaker 3: Tominium that's Where leann's gonna. LIVE i can't fucking. Wait
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• 2:37:44
  Speaker 3: Buying i'm gonna Have. Lynx i'm gonna have big. Cats
• 2:37:48
  Speaker 3: big cats are gonna roam my fucking. Property And i'm
• 2:37:50
  Speaker 3: gonna have a litter of Fucking Doggo. Argentinos pull, Up Doggo. Argentino.
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  Speaker 3: Dog i'm gonna have a fucking, literally let me see
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• 2:38:10
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  Speaker 3: you see these Cats i'm gonna have fucking running around my,
• 2:38:24
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• 2:38:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah i'm gonna have a ton of. Those i'm a few.
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  Speaker 3: Parrots i'm gonna have some. Caws i'm gonna really just
• 2:38:42
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• 2:38:57
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• 2:39:00
  Speaker 3: did this when we moved TO la when we moved
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  Speaker 3: to the. VALLEY i want to make, Friends LIKE i
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• 2:39:16
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• 2:39:24
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• 2:39:32
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• 2:39:35
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• 2:39:37
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• 2:39:40
  Speaker 3: like we we should like like hang out with. People, Community,
• 2:39:44
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  Speaker 3: THING i want to throw a party every, year like one. Party,
• 2:39:51
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• 2:40:43
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• 2:40:48
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• 2:40:51
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• 2:40:55
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• 2:40:58
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• 2:41:05
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  Speaker 3: NO i was stone sober and. Terrified it is wild
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• 2:41:17
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• 2:41:28
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• 2:41:31
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• 2:41:35
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• 2:41:56
  Speaker 3: Life one Day i'll do a podcast WHERE i tell
• 2:41:58
  Speaker 3: you all the Stuff i've done that you'd never, Believe
• 2:42:01
  Speaker 3: like slept in the world's largest cave In, vietnam six
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• 2:42:07
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• 2:42:12
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• 2:42:14
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• 2:42:15
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• 2:42:17
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• 2:42:19
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• 2:42:26
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• 2:42:37
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• 2:42:38
  Speaker 3: Up there's one cave, enough fair, enough but it's IT'S i.
• 2:42:45
  Speaker 3: Swam i've swam with sharks probably ten. Times i've. Swam
• 2:42:51
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• 2:42:59
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• 2:43:06
  Speaker 3: year they go. Out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, really that's where you do, it and you can
• 2:43:09
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  Speaker 3: There you swim with them and you go out and
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• 2:43:14
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• 2:43:22
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• 2:43:26
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• 2:43:30
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• 2:43:33
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• 2:43:33
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• 2:43:34
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• 2:43:35
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  Speaker 3: Before i'm a big fan. Too i'm a Big Sea world.
• 2:43:42
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• 2:43:45
  Speaker 3: me with great white sharks right. There it's me in the.
• 2:43:48
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• 2:43:52
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• 2:43:54
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  Speaker 3: That that's me inside the. Cage that's a Great.
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• 2:44:11
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• 2:44:13
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• 2:44:35
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• 2:44:48
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  Speaker 3: the most beautiful. Motorcycles are your motorcycle, GUY i, LIKE
• 2:44:54
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• 2:44:55
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• 2:44:56
  Speaker 1: guy BUT i grew up on dirt. Bikes freestyle motocross
• 2:44:59
  Speaker 1: was my first. Life we hunt.
• 2:45:01
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  Speaker 3: MOUNTAIN i get on my. Motorcycle it's An indian. CHIEF
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  Speaker 3: i get on My oh, no no, no it was
• 2:45:07
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• 2:45:09
  Speaker 3: i start riding through the hills Of, montana, gorgeous, gorgeous
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• 2:45:18
  Speaker 3: on top of a fucking mountain And i'm listening To
• 2:45:21
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• 2:45:27
  Speaker 3: hour with horses racing next to, me going, like what
• 2:45:29
  Speaker 3: fucking world AM i living? In then we take it
• 2:45:31
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• 2:45:34
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• 2:45:36
  Speaker 3: the kids they do this. Thing if they touch, you
• 2:45:38
  Speaker 3: it's more insulting than if they kill. You the idea
• 2:45:40
  Speaker 3: that An indian could get A Native american could get
• 2:45:43
  Speaker 3: it close enough to touch you but not hurt you
• 2:45:46
  Speaker 3: was more insulting than dying. Itself and they did that
• 2:45:49
  Speaker 3: to me. NonStop they put me on a horse and
• 2:45:51
  Speaker 3: they just came up just, screaming fucking all painted, yellow
• 2:45:54
  Speaker 3: naked on fucking, horses a little, loincloth just touching me
• 2:45:57
  Speaker 3: and just it was fucking. Insane, yeah, DUDE i lived
• 2:46:00
  Speaker 3: a crazy fucking. Life The travel channel STUFF i, did
• 2:46:02
  Speaker 3: or one Day i'll talk about it on, something but
• 2:46:04
  Speaker 3: it's like the for fucking seven YEARS i traveled around
• 2:46:07
  Speaker 3: the world over and over, again just around the. World
• 2:46:10
  Speaker 3: you'd pick a map and you'd get a map and you,
• 2:46:12
  Speaker 3: go where do you want to? Go And i'd, Go
• 2:46:15
  Speaker 3: i've heard Of, tanzania what is that? Like and then
• 2:46:18
  Speaker 3: you'd be, like well you can also go To. Zanzibar you're,
• 2:46:20
  Speaker 3: like is that a real? Place and then we just
• 2:46:22
  Speaker 3: travel the fucking. World it was. Insane ki the Fucking.
• 2:46:29
  Speaker 1: You've lived a good, life, bro lived a fantastic. LIFE
• 2:46:31
  Speaker 1: i really have sounds like you're you're ready for the
• 2:46:33
  Speaker 1: calm a little. Bit it feels like you're ready for the.
• 2:46:36
  Speaker 1: Calm you'll be having more stories after this next. Year,
• 2:46:38
  Speaker 1: nope yeah you will because you'd be.
• 2:46:40
  Speaker 3: Traveling just be. Quiet i'm thinking about it, here, Okay
• 2:46:43
  Speaker 3: so so real, quick well we wrap. Up So i'm
• 2:46:45
  Speaker 3: thinking we gotta. Places, yeah what's one? Thing So i'm
• 2:46:49
  Speaker 3: thinking of like things That. Leanne leanne wants going. Safari
• 2:46:52
  Speaker 3: she wants to go on. Safaris i'm gonna take her
• 2:46:54
  Speaker 3: To i'm gonna take her To. Africa but THEN i was, like,
• 2:46:56
  Speaker 3: yo you're In, africa, RIGHT i want to go down The, nile,
• 2:47:00
  Speaker 3: RIGHT i want to see The? Pyramids? Yeah. Right so
• 2:47:02
  Speaker 3: then you, Go, okay so let's take a. Month let's Do.
• 2:47:04
  Speaker 3: Africa let's do let's Do. Africa let's go to The.
• 2:47:07
  Speaker 3: Maldives let's Go like If i'm not just gonna go
• 2:47:10
  Speaker 3: to fucking do one. Thing we all kids, anymore they're
• 2:47:13
  Speaker 3: in fucking. College let's go do the. Thing it's like
• 2:47:16
  Speaker 3: it's A. Nashville it's like, this we're here In. Nashville
• 2:47:18
  Speaker 3: it's like you spend the week. Here, yeah let's look at.
• 2:47:20
  Speaker 3: Houses then we go To oregon On, thursday and, uh
• 2:47:24
  Speaker 3: spend the weekend In oregon and then we're. Home and So,
• 2:47:27
  Speaker 3: africa what's one thing you want to? Do one thing
• 2:47:29
  Speaker 3: you want to see really badly in this.
• 2:47:30
  Speaker 1: World we'll go.
• 2:47:31
  Speaker 3: First, Oh.
• 2:47:32
  Speaker 2: ORCAS i would love this one With orca. WHALES i
• 2:47:35
  Speaker 2: think that's the top of my bucket. List AND i
• 2:47:36
  Speaker 2: do think doing a safari Here South africa is. Incredible,
• 2:47:39
  Speaker 2: yeah doing like you, know up early in the, morning
• 2:47:41
  Speaker 2: like getting close to some, lions like close enough to.
• 2:47:44
  Speaker 2: Death BUT i think those two things would be sick
• 2:47:46
  Speaker 2: or get maybe in the jungle and be amongst some.
• 2:47:48
  Speaker 3: GUERRILLAS i think that would be really. Fun oh would
• 2:47:52
  Speaker 3: they charge you and they, go, yeah where you're a.
• 2:47:54
  Speaker 2: Little, nervous but you got the you got the guide
• 2:47:57
  Speaker 2: with you telling you how to be and how to,
• 2:47:58
  Speaker 2: act but you're scared. ENOUGH i feel like THAT i
• 2:48:00
  Speaker 2: literally might have to pick up and go right.
• 2:48:02
  Speaker 1: Here, Yeah, god that sounds but actually.
• 2:48:04
  Speaker 2: Lions gorillas and orcus that would be my big car.
• 2:48:08
  Speaker 2: Beginning or amongst the.
• 2:48:11
  Speaker 1: Wolves oh, yeah but you've done.
• 2:48:13
  Speaker 2: That, yeah, yeah, YEAH i gotta do something actually down
• 2:48:15
  Speaker 2: close to uh To.
• 2:48:16
  Speaker 3: Tampa really there's like this uh sanctuary of. Wolves OH
• 2:48:20
  Speaker 3: i worked with. Wolves, Yeah i'm sure you.
• 2:48:22
  Speaker 1: Have that's amazing for.
• 2:48:24
  Speaker 3: Me they smell like ship like just give your heads
• 2:48:27
  Speaker 3: up the wolves. Don't no one washes a. Wolf it's
• 2:48:32
  Speaker 3: one THING i learned.
• 2:48:34
  Speaker 1: My wife when we first. Met she told me she's
• 2:48:36
  Speaker 1: like the PERSON i must send the rest of my life.
• 2:48:37
  Speaker 1: With i'm gonna go To iceland. With and we still
• 2:48:40
  Speaker 1: to this day have not been To.
• 2:48:41
  Speaker 3: Iceland, okay, okay, okay, okay you, ready so hold. On
• 2:48:44
  Speaker 3: i'm Sorry leanne will not listen to this podcast from
• 2:48:50
  Speaker 3: surprising her with the. Trip, okay, okay and, uh we're
• 2:48:55
  Speaker 3: going To she's always wanted to go To, paris and
• 2:48:59
  Speaker 3: so she won't. Hear and by the, way don't fucking
• 2:49:01
  Speaker 3: be a dick and text her. This just let.
• 2:49:03
  Speaker 2: This i'm already thinking about clipping.
• 2:49:04
  Speaker 3: It. Yeah So i'm THE. Takeo so we're doing a
• 2:49:07
  Speaker 3: two bears porous signing In San francisco AND i was like,
• 2:49:12
  Speaker 3: YO i was, like the next one's a week later In.
• 2:49:16
  Speaker 3: TAMPA i, go why don't we just go To paris
• 2:49:17
  Speaker 3: for the fucking, week and SO i don't know, Whether
• 2:49:21
  Speaker 3: And i'm curious what you would do in your. Relationship
• 2:49:24
  Speaker 3: DO i legit fucking surprise her and go, LIKE i
• 2:49:28
  Speaker 3: grab her, PASSPORT i bring no, clothes just go like
• 2:49:31
  Speaker 3: we're In San francisco and, go, yo get on the
• 2:49:33
  Speaker 3: next flight we're. Going and she's, like, wait this is
• 2:49:34
  Speaker 3: in our flight we're going To. Paris DO i do?
• 2:49:36
  Speaker 3: That or DO i tell her a week ahead of
• 2:49:38
  Speaker 3: time and let her get ready for it and bring.
• 2:49:40
  Speaker 3: Clothes oh for, sure don't tell. Her don't tell.
• 2:49:43
  Speaker 1: Her that's.
• 2:49:43
  Speaker 3: First how's your? Wife is she a? Planner?
• 2:49:47
  Speaker 2: Oh are you going to shop In San? Francisco you
• 2:49:49
  Speaker 2: know WHAT i?
• 2:49:49
  Speaker 3: Mean BECAUSE i KNOW i Know.
• 2:49:51
  Speaker 2: Charles she would like to whatever, spots would go do
• 2:49:53
  Speaker 2: to dinner like she would have. To she would she
• 2:49:54
  Speaker 2: would enjoy having her outfits picked. Out so if you
• 2:49:57
  Speaker 2: do surprise hers might be one of those things where
• 2:49:59
  Speaker 2: you land you take her shopping In paris to get
• 2:50:02
  Speaker 2: set outfit for.
• 2:50:03
  Speaker 1: Dinner that's way better than being, like, hey you go
• 2:50:05
  Speaker 1: pick out some outfits if you're going to if you
• 2:50:07
  Speaker 1: want to spend that kind of. Money, yeah but, Yeah I'm.
• 2:50:10
  Speaker 2: I'm surprised would be, good BUT i do think keep
• 2:50:12
  Speaker 2: in mind how they want to be for dinner and having,
• 2:50:14
  Speaker 2: everything kind of like having some type of, hey we're
• 2:50:16
  Speaker 2: gonna hit this, restaurant we're gonna hit that.
• 2:50:17
  Speaker 3: One, Yeah i'm thinking about the. Bunch i'm thinking about
• 2:50:20
  Speaker 3: a bunch of those. Treads that's those treads going like
• 2:50:23
  Speaker 3: last minute, going hey we're. Going cause she's been really
• 2:50:26
  Speaker 3: good about, That like she's been good about not telling
• 2:50:28
  Speaker 3: me where we're. Going and they're all always, concerts win
• 2:50:31
  Speaker 3: To Pearl, Jam we've been to Like eagles and it's been.
• 2:50:33
  Speaker 3: Awesome but, LIKE i like the, surprise but ALSO i don't,
• 2:50:36
  Speaker 3: know like it's kind of a bro move.
• 2:50:38
  Speaker 2: Be LIKE i would, SAY i would say my wife
• 2:50:41
  Speaker 2: would love the, surprise and she would be even more
• 2:50:43
  Speaker 2: surprised and more excited knowing THAT i had some things
• 2:50:46
  Speaker 2: planned out tailor being like oh you you did this
• 2:50:49
  Speaker 2: on your own type of, thing like you.
• 2:50:50
  Speaker 3: Pulled all this shit off and you're, like, YEAH i
• 2:50:52
  Speaker 3: got everything taken care.
• 2:50:53
  Speaker 1: Of See taylor Knows i'm not capable of like planning that.
• 2:50:55
  Speaker 1: Much she would be so incredibly excited IF i was, like,
• 2:50:58
  Speaker 1: hey guess what we're, Going we're going To, Ice we're
• 2:51:00
  Speaker 1: going To. Paris, dude to tell us what about? CLOTHES
• 2:51:02
  Speaker 1: i don't even know what the get back thirty more
• 2:51:03
  Speaker 1: about we're, closed.
• 2:51:04
  Speaker 3: We get there. Close when we get, there that, is
• 2:51:06
  Speaker 3: we get, close we get there to.
• 2:51:07
  Speaker 1: Me and For tail And tale love. Surprises she's all
• 2:51:09
  Speaker 1: fucking about. Surprises i'm terrible at doing, surprises so that,
• 2:51:13
  Speaker 1: PERSONALLY i Think i'm horrible.
• 2:51:15
  Speaker 3: SURPRISES i just told this surprise on the. Podcast, yeah
• 2:51:17
  Speaker 3: but like she won't listen to, it and and just be. Cool,
• 2:51:20
  Speaker 3: everyone don't send it to. Her we're not Gonna we're
• 2:51:22
  Speaker 3: not going To we're not.
• 2:51:23
  Speaker 1: Anything we're not gonna clip any of. This we're born
• 2:51:25
  Speaker 1: to have clips for the. Show now this has been
• 2:51:27
  Speaker 1: going to release.
• 2:51:27
  Speaker 3: It, now how much did you sell this podcast?
• 2:51:30
  Speaker 1: FOR i don't think we can even do.
• 2:51:32
  Speaker 3: That, okay IF i Said i'll give you thirty million
• 2:51:34
  Speaker 3: dollars for the podcast right, now would you sell to have? Everything?
• 2:51:36
  Speaker 3: No BUT i get, IT i get. IT i buy
• 2:51:38
  Speaker 3: it for thirty million. DOLLARS i BET i get. It
• 2:51:41
  Speaker 3: i'll give you thirty million dollars and THEN i get
• 2:51:43
  Speaker 3: to you guys keep doing. It but Now i'm like
• 2:51:46
  Speaker 3: a fifty to fifty partner with you. Fifty so, no
• 2:51:50
  Speaker 3: you guys get twenty five, each and THEN i get
• 2:51:51
  Speaker 3: fifty percent. Each and then would you do that to a? Company, no,
• 2:51:55
  Speaker 3: okay maybe one hundred million, dollars, yes undred million.
• 2:52:00
  Speaker 1: Dollars oh, yeah one hundred million. Dollars you have Eighty you.
• 2:52:03
  Speaker 3: Keep YOUR, ip but you you AM i calling the
• 2:52:05
  Speaker 3: shots create a freedom for? Us? No, NO i mean, yes,
• 2:52:11
  Speaker 3: yes but, no meaning like, yeah.
• 2:52:13
  Speaker 1: But it's told me to call us and be, like
• 2:52:14
  Speaker 1: we want you to say this on the show.
• 2:52:15
  Speaker 3: Man i'm on thinking that's my sponsors right. Now HEY
• 2:52:20
  Speaker 3: U T nascar has got an. Event you're, like, Oh i'm,
• 2:52:23
  Speaker 3: yeah well we need you to do THIS nascar? Event
• 2:52:26
  Speaker 3: can You you're gonna have to fly down To. Daytona
• 2:52:28
  Speaker 3: that's a bad example because they were a sponsor Of Few,
• 2:52:30
  Speaker 3: bears AND i LIKE nascar a. LOT i was gonna say, yeah, yeah,
• 2:52:35
  Speaker 3: yeah right like that what?
• 2:52:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah thirty?
• 2:52:39
  Speaker 3: Million, Though, well what's what's the end? Game what's the end?
• 2:52:41
  Speaker 3: GAME i don't think it's a great. Question that's Where
• 2:52:44
  Speaker 3: i'm at Where i'm, like what's my end? Game? Like
• 2:52:45
  Speaker 3: DO i do stand? Up forever DO i do the?
• 2:52:47
  Speaker 3: Podcast forever DO i DO? I is there a chance
• 2:52:50
  Speaker 3: THAT i? RETIRE i.
• 2:52:52
  Speaker 1: Will i'll tell you this about my personal. Endgame if
• 2:52:54
  Speaker 1: you asked me this a year, ago there was no end.
• 2:52:56
  Speaker 3: Game.
• 2:52:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, NOW i LITERALLY i talked about this in the
• 2:53:00
  Speaker 1: few TIMES i spent for the first time in my adult,
• 2:53:02
  Speaker 1: life was In canada for a week and sat there
• 2:53:05
  Speaker 1: and was, like oh, FUCK i really am enjoying doing
• 2:53:08
  Speaker 1: nothing and just being with my, Family and it's really
• 2:53:10
  Speaker 1: fucked me up since then to where Now i'm, Like,
• 2:53:12
  Speaker 1: okay how does how DO i eventually just do nothing
• 2:53:17
  Speaker 1: or do only the things THAT i really? Enjoy how
• 2:53:20
  Speaker 1: DO i become as involved with a dat as possible
• 2:53:23
  Speaker 1: and around the family nine? Time as opposed to what about?
• 2:53:26
  Speaker 3: This does? Something having? Something does that keep you? Healthy?
• 2:53:30
  Speaker 3: Yes because something keeps me, healthy.
• 2:53:33
  Speaker 2: Keeps me just BECAUSE i love to expand the, brand
• 2:53:36
  Speaker 2: LIKE i love to make this more of a locker
• 2:53:37
  Speaker 2: room other, athletes just other other influencers.
• 2:53:40
  Speaker 3: Entertainers were you doing moving To?
• 2:53:42
  Speaker 1: Nashville, yeah inside the walls at all.
• 2:53:45
  Speaker 3: Times GOT i sold my soul to that fucking past.
• 2:53:48
  Speaker 3: Factor Will. Smith i'm fucking in bed With tommy so
• 2:53:52
  Speaker 3: deep right, now we have so much money.
• 2:53:54
  Speaker 1: Together, yeah but if there if there was a way
• 2:53:58
  Speaker 1: for busting to not just like Obviously will AND i
• 2:54:02
  Speaker 1: being the faces of, it but having other people part of,
• 2:54:04
  Speaker 1: it part of, it like The Landy. Walker he's been
• 2:54:06
  Speaker 1: a person that's been embedded in the fall for. Us that's.
• 2:54:09
  Speaker 1: Awesome he's a great. Personality he's great to have. Around
• 2:54:11
  Speaker 1: like having more people like that to kind of like
• 2:54:13
  Speaker 1: lift the load of the in front of camera stuff
• 2:54:16
  Speaker 1: would be.
• 2:54:16
  Speaker 3: Awesome, yeah it's just such a great fucking thing you
• 2:54:20
  Speaker 3: guys have. Built how real is this thirty million dollar?
• 2:54:23
  Speaker 3: OFFER i don't. KNOW i think that's where the future.
• 2:54:29
  Speaker 3: Is part of, Me, no part of me goes, like,
• 2:54:34
  Speaker 3: okay oh, Man i'm fucking.
• 2:54:36
  Speaker 2: You already know when he gets off, here he's gonna
• 2:54:37
  Speaker 2: Call tom LIKE i was feeling him out a little.
• 2:54:39
  Speaker 1: Bit sounds like we're gonna buy him For they said
• 2:54:42
  Speaker 1: for sure a hundred, Million so we have between thirty
• 2:54:44
  Speaker 1: and one hundred to really figure.
• 2:54:45
  Speaker 3: Out thirty is the working? Number thirty is the working?
• 2:54:47
  Speaker 1: Number?
• 2:54:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, NO i don't. Know it's like it's
• 2:54:51
  Speaker 3: like you could tell what's gonna be good LIKE i
• 2:54:54
  Speaker 3: could never HAVE i could never have predicted Where pat
• 2:54:57
  Speaker 3: McAfee is because when he was doing, it it was
• 2:55:00
  Speaker 3: just there wasn't a there wasn't a system in place
• 2:55:03
  Speaker 3: to show you what was going to. Happen but now
• 2:55:06
  Speaker 3: that you've seen what pack McAfee has, done you see
• 2:55:08
  Speaker 3: the future of everything a little bit now he he
• 2:55:12
  Speaker 3: he laid FUCKING i mean it's amazing even still look At.
• 2:55:16
  Speaker 3: Rogan once you saw What rogan, did you're.
• 2:55:19
  Speaker 2: Like, wow between The rogan the, McAfee very we look
• 2:55:23
  Speaker 2: at look at and we all, go we know where
• 2:55:25
  Speaker 2: this is, going, right, Right so you know this dude
• 2:55:28
  Speaker 2: smarter than us going they know where this is, going.
• 2:55:32
  Speaker 3: Right so then then that's WHAT i find really. Fascinating
• 2:55:36
  Speaker 3: and then you look at the kids that ARE i say,
• 2:55:38
  Speaker 3: kids but like you Know Dance, older you know dance
• 2:55:41
  Speaker 3: older at. All Dance older just started doing his own
• 2:55:43
  Speaker 3: podcast and his podcast is killing it very. Easily you could,
• 2:55:47
  Speaker 3: GO i know where that's, Going like that's WHERE i, Go, like,
• 2:55:50
  Speaker 3: okay so then what's the price? Point and if you
• 2:55:52
  Speaker 3: know where it's, going a Fucking SODA's podcast is a
• 2:55:55
  Speaker 3: miss dance order is going to Be so you, said
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  Speaker 3: who's the next guy for real Dance older? Dance oder
• 2:56:01
  Speaker 3: is fucking. Brilliant. Legit he will be doing an arena
• 2:56:05
  Speaker 3: tour next in two years twenty, six he'll be doing arena.
• 2:56:10
  Speaker 3: Tour he's so fucking. Talented he's so goddamn. TALENTED i,
• 2:56:14
  Speaker 3: mean but you, know you know What i'm, saying, Though
• 2:56:17
  Speaker 3: like once you see, that like that's why you gotta
• 2:56:20
  Speaker 3: hats off To. Macfeees like he saw where it was
• 2:56:22
  Speaker 3: going before anyone saw where it was. GOING i, mean
• 2:56:24
  Speaker 3: you guys got kind of did it, too but like
• 2:56:25
  Speaker 3: he had this like crazy vision of like like, right
• 2:56:29
  Speaker 3: he's a lot Like tommy in respects of him going
• 2:56:32
  Speaker 3: LIKE i don't care what people. Think i'll do WHATEVER i.
• 2:56:34
  Speaker 3: Think and it's it's bad.
• 2:56:36
  Speaker 1: Ass even Watched College Game. Day he's changed that show
• 2:56:39
  Speaker 1: and made it ten, times but it was already a fantastic.
• 2:56:41
  Speaker 3: Show it's a great. SHOW i watch it Every my
• 2:56:44
  Speaker 3: daughter hit me. Up she was, like, ya we're going
• 2:56:47
  Speaker 3: To College Game. Day.
• 2:56:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah the alemosphere is.
• 2:56:50
  Speaker 3: Electric she's, like do you know these? Guys AND i was,
• 2:56:52
  Speaker 3: LIKE i, KNOW i, KNOW i know one of. Them. Yeah,
• 2:56:55
  Speaker 3: yeah but like it's it's crazy my daughter doesn't give
• 2:56:58
  Speaker 3: a fuck about. Football she goes to college game. Day
• 2:57:00
  Speaker 3: it was.
• 2:57:00
  Speaker 1: CRAZY i wish that was fun podcast you've ever done
• 2:57:03
  Speaker 1: where you were, like, MAN i really HAD i no
• 2:57:06
  Speaker 1: idea it was gonna be that good of a, time but,
• 2:57:07
  Speaker 1: fuck that was so much.
• 2:57:08
  Speaker 3: Fun i'll tell You, honestly the first PODCAST i ever
• 2:57:11
  Speaker 3: did With bill was like the first time we started
• 2:57:14
  Speaker 3: Doing Bill, burt those first three ones we, DID i, mean,
• 2:57:17
  Speaker 3: like And i'm a fan of, his but, LIKE i
• 2:57:19
  Speaker 3: was fucking blown. AWAY i was, like do you forget
• 2:57:22
  Speaker 3: how funny someone? Is and like? That and then and, then,
• 2:57:25
  Speaker 3: HONESTLY i don't THINK i was doing Two bears. YET
• 2:57:29
  Speaker 3: i think me And tom had done, one but, uh
• 2:57:33
  Speaker 3: and then WHEN i started doing the first the first
• 2:57:34
  Speaker 3: Two bears, ones when when the pandemic was kicking and
• 2:57:37
  Speaker 3: we started doing every, week, dude He tommy just had
• 2:57:40
  Speaker 3: me every he just knew me so, well he had me.
• 2:57:43
  Speaker 3: Rolling those were THE i IF i could go, Back
• 2:57:47
  Speaker 3: i'd erase all my Podcasts i've ever, done AND i
• 2:57:49
  Speaker 3: just have those first Two bears in the First Bill
• 2:57:52
  Speaker 3: berts were, LIKE i was just, LIKE i, MEAN i
• 2:57:56
  Speaker 3: remember the first ONE i did With bill was LIKE
• 2:57:59
  Speaker 3: i walked. OFF i was, LIKE i was, like, confidently
• 2:58:02
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• 2:58:04
  Speaker 3: so much fucking. MONEY i was, like this IS i was,
• 2:58:06
  Speaker 3: like he's fucking. BRILLIANT i, mean he just would LIKE
• 2:58:10
  Speaker 3: i didn't say anything AND i got shit. ON i
• 2:58:12
  Speaker 3: talk over everyone AND i got shit on on that.
• 2:58:15
  Speaker 3: PODCAST i would not, TALK i swear To, god On Bill,
• 2:58:17
  Speaker 3: BURT i would just sit and listen and laugh hysterically
• 2:58:21
  Speaker 3: the whole. Time same with like the beginning Of Two
• 2:58:24
  Speaker 3: bears was, like was like, that those were fucking. Great
• 2:58:27
  Speaker 3: i'll tell you. What the best Podcast i've ever been
• 2:58:30
  Speaker 3: a part, Of end of The world With, Joe stanhope
• 2:58:33
  Speaker 3: Me bill was THE i mean it was fucking. Insane
• 2:58:39
  Speaker 3: it was. Insane it was Like Marilyn manson was. There
• 2:58:41
  Speaker 3: it was like the craziest fucking night of our. LIVES
• 2:58:44
  Speaker 3: i didn't think you do With. Joe the, FIRST i
• 2:58:45
  Speaker 3: mean the Hardest i've ever laughed on a, podcast without
• 2:58:48
  Speaker 3: a doubt is When tom shaved my beard On Uh
• 2:58:51
  Speaker 3: tom shaved my beard On rogan for The Weight Loss.
• 2:58:54
  Speaker 3: Challenge he shaved it and as he was shaving AND i,
• 2:58:57
  Speaker 3: said does it look, good and he looked in his
• 2:58:59
  Speaker 3: Eye he's like, no AND i. Couldn't the two of us.
• 2:59:02
  Speaker 3: Laughing it's the Closest i've ever had to having sex
• 2:59:05
  Speaker 3: with a man like me and him laughing in each
• 2:59:07
  Speaker 3: other's eyes in that moment was like such a pure,
• 2:59:10
  Speaker 3: Joy LIKE i fucking was crying and he's just, laughing
• 2:59:15
  Speaker 3: shaving me, looking making me look like a Perto rican.
• 2:59:17
  Speaker 3: Guy look at, this that's how Fat tommy. Was, god
• 2:59:22
  Speaker 3: look at. This this is the. Moment you're. Ready this
• 2:59:25
  Speaker 3: Is joe recording. It by the, way this is how
• 2:59:27
  Speaker 3: long Ago joe. Was That's.
• 2:59:33
  Speaker 2: God those are the good laugh play that at my, funeral.
• 2:59:37
  Speaker 3: Played at my. Funeral IF i even have, ONE i
• 2:59:39
  Speaker 3: don't know if that's, real the whole.
• 2:59:41
  Speaker 1: Death IF i ever have, one five years from, now you're, like,
• 2:59:44
  Speaker 1: see it doesn't.
• 2:59:45
  Speaker 3: EXIST i hung up with the. Dude there was ninety
• 2:59:47
  Speaker 3: three the other.
• 2:59:47
  Speaker 1: Day that's a major main character. Syndrome, OH i got
• 2:59:50
  Speaker 1: main characters saying, like just to not believe in death is, Like,
• 2:59:54
  Speaker 1: okay everyone.
• 2:59:56
  Speaker 3: Dies has it happened to? You? No But i'm on
• 2:59:59
  Speaker 3: the main. Character, well, okay you've been to a, funeral
• 3:00:03
  Speaker 3: was it, gentlemen.
• 3:00:09
  Speaker 1: We have tears. Out we have to do tier.
• 3:00:10
  Speaker 3: Talk we can hold tier talk for the. Injury tear.
• 3:00:13
  Speaker 1: Talk teer talk is you're just a valuing your top
• 3:00:15
  Speaker 1: three favorite things of that category of.
• 3:00:17
  Speaker 3: Tiers, okay of tears we, have we have, Time we
• 3:00:19
  Speaker 3: got it back.
• 3:00:20
  Speaker 1: Up, cool all, right five minutes out, there knock it.
• 3:00:25
  Speaker 2: Out, okay which one are we?
• 3:00:29
  Speaker 1: Doing tears? Off holiday? Parties, okay holiday. Parties you gonna started.
• 3:00:33
  Speaker 1: Three you're gonna tell us why three is your third?
• 3:00:35
  Speaker 1: Favorite then tier? Two then you're an Official tier, one
• 3:00:37
  Speaker 1: which is your absolute? Favorite, okay so what's your First
• 3:00:40
  Speaker 1: we'll go.
• 3:00:41
  Speaker 2: Ahead WHAT i hate about this IS i don't know
• 3:00:48
  Speaker 2: If halloween is in my top. THREE i think My tier. Two, no, no,
• 3:00:54
  Speaker 2: NO i question Is? Thanksgiving is that a?
• 3:00:57
  Speaker 3: Party is?
• 3:00:57
  Speaker 2: That is?
• 3:00:57
  Speaker 3: That oh my? God?
• 3:00:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 3:00:59
  Speaker 3: Thanksgiving, YEAH i would Argue thanksgiving is is nothing but
• 3:01:03
  Speaker 3: an entire day party and and you got you got
• 3:01:07
  Speaker 3: football on. Dude, THANKSGIVING i would say number, two My
• 3:01:10
  Speaker 3: tier three is going to be A christmas. Party in,
• 3:01:13
  Speaker 3: fact The christmas party that we do a few days
• 3:01:15
  Speaker 3: Before christmas make The. Gingerbreadsville we're building some good traditional
• 3:01:21
  Speaker 3: stuff in our in our in our in Our christmas,
• 3:01:23
  Speaker 3: party some really good traditional stuff in Our christmas.
• 3:01:25
  Speaker 2: Party but that would be my tier. Three My tier
• 3:01:27
  Speaker 2: two would Be. THANKSGIVING i feel like you Have, thanksgiving
• 3:01:30
  Speaker 2: you HAVE nfl, Football you're, eating you're eating, leftovers you're eating.
• 3:01:34
  Speaker 2: Pies like everybody comes over, together somebody usually bringing a.
• 3:01:38
  Speaker 2: DISH i absolutely Love. Thanksgiving if that's if that fits
• 3:01:42
  Speaker 2: into our holiday, parties Then thanksgiving is my tier, two
• 3:01:44
  Speaker 2: my tier one nearest and dearest to my. HEART i
• 3:01:47
  Speaker 2: love The fourth Of. JULY i Think fourth Of July
• 3:01:52
  Speaker 2: american getting together with your, Families like just Have?
• 3:01:55
  Speaker 3: Ramadan what is it like and? Like and if you
• 3:01:58
  Speaker 3: live in Like, egypt you just get Like. Ramadam where you,
• 3:02:00
  Speaker 3: DON'T i don't. Know they Don't. July they don't Have
• 3:02:03
  Speaker 3: New Year's. Eve maybe they, do but it's like. Whatever
• 3:02:06
  Speaker 3: they don't Have. Christmas they don't even Have. Honkah they
• 3:02:08
  Speaker 3: definitely don't Have. Honkah they don't have like all the
• 3:02:11
  Speaker 3: we have the best. Day we have a great roster.
• 3:02:15
  Speaker 2: Holiday if we were.
• 3:02:16
  Speaker 3: Selling a, country meaning like if you were like you'll
• 3:02:18
  Speaker 3: come To. AMERICA i just want to start off by
• 3:02:21
  Speaker 3: telling you all the day as we. Party you'd be,
• 3:02:23
  Speaker 3: like why WOULD i go to Any i'm not going To.
• 3:02:25
  Speaker 3: Iraq let's. Out, well it's Like i'm not gonna go
• 3:02:30
  Speaker 3: To i'm not gonna go To.
• 3:02:30
  Speaker 1: Russia, no what About? AMSTERDAM i think.
• 3:02:36
  Speaker 2: The roster.
• 3:02:37
  Speaker 3: Are, yeah they celebrate. Everything they're, like we celebrate Like
• 3:02:41
  Speaker 3: French Independence, day like, okay, yeah by the, way they
• 3:02:46
  Speaker 3: get out of school for. IT i don't even. THINK
• 3:02:50
  Speaker 3: i think they're all homeschool, really all The French amsterdam,
• 3:02:53
  Speaker 3: kids they don't even like they just saw weed in their.
• 3:02:56
  Speaker 3: HOOKERS i think. CREWS i don't know. MUCH i you,
• 3:03:00
  Speaker 3: Know i'll tell you. What hot chicks ride bikes. There
• 3:03:03
  Speaker 3: that's the crazy. Thing that is why hot chicks ride.
• 3:03:06
  Speaker 1: Probably not even ten speeds, either the ones you really
• 3:03:08
  Speaker 1: have to peddle, Through.
• 3:03:09
  Speaker 3: I'd, argue oh, yeah they're the ones with handles like
• 3:03:11
  Speaker 3: yes and a basket ue. Cruisers the hottest women in
• 3:03:16
  Speaker 3: the world or In. Amsterdam i've Heard israel is up.
• 3:03:20
  Speaker 2: There.
• 3:03:20
  Speaker 3: DUDE i slept On indian chicks for a long. Time
• 3:03:24
  Speaker 3: indian chicks without a doubt Will oh my, god that's
• 3:03:28
  Speaker 3: my one. REGRET i never had sexual with The indian
• 3:03:30
  Speaker 3: Check it's like. THERE i think they're absolutely. Stunning, YEAH
• 3:03:35
  Speaker 3: i Mean indian chicks are like and what's crazy IS
• 3:03:37
  Speaker 3: i say that every TIME i meet An indian, PERSON
• 3:03:39
  Speaker 3: i tell THEM i never.
• 3:03:41
  Speaker 1: Fu you gotta let them. Know. Yeah so the last one, is,
• 3:03:47
  Speaker 1: Okay i'm going to give fuck, Dude i'm going to
• 3:03:53
  Speaker 1: give an honorable mention two College halloween. Parties there's a
• 3:04:01
  Speaker 1: special place for. THAT i just think as an, Adult,
• 3:04:04
  Speaker 1: YEAH i. DO i do agree that Like halloween parties
• 3:04:07
  Speaker 1: as an adult is a little bit more. Difficult we're
• 3:04:09
  Speaker 1: trying to cook one of this year to kind of get,
• 3:04:11
  Speaker 1: it you, know pumpkin carbon, competition kind of do all
• 3:04:13
  Speaker 1: the things you. Do but, uh, yes there's nothing like
• 3:04:19
  Speaker 1: being a horny nineteen year old going to A halloween house.
• 3:04:22
  Speaker 3: Party everyone's, everyone it.
• 3:04:26
  Speaker 1: Is it's really something.
• 3:04:28
  Speaker 3: Special i've never seen a slutty tactician. Before, yeah like
• 3:04:31
  Speaker 3: they're just everyone's dress is a slut. Whatever it is.
• 3:04:34
  Speaker 1: Awesome My tier three is gonna go To My tier
• 3:04:38
  Speaker 1: three is gonna go to uh fourth Of. July the,
• 3:04:41
  Speaker 1: barbecues the, summertime the tank, tops the twisted, teas it
• 3:04:45
  Speaker 1: is a it's fucking it's just a great, time it's
• 3:04:48
  Speaker 1: the peak of, summer and it's just you, know people loved.
• 3:04:51
  Speaker 1: It it's almost. Cool like you, said it's like cool
• 3:04:54
  Speaker 1: not to have a. Religion it's like cool not to
• 3:04:56
  Speaker 1: be About. America but that's not cool to. Me when
• 3:05:00
  Speaker 1: you get to fourth Of july and you see the flags,
• 3:05:02
  Speaker 1: flying people about, it playing, bags all those things like,
• 3:05:05
  Speaker 1: that to me is just it's Fucking it's. Beautiful my
• 3:05:08
  Speaker 1: tier two and you, guys it probably wouldn't have been
• 3:05:11
  Speaker 1: my tier two until my eyes are open to the
• 3:05:13
  Speaker 1: idea Of thanksgiving being a full, day because it really.
• 3:05:17
  Speaker 1: IS i so As i'm getting, OLDER i enjoy parties
• 3:05:22
  Speaker 1: so much for a couple of. REASONS i enjoy. It
• 3:05:23
  Speaker 1: one BECAUSE i want my kids WHEN i grew up
• 3:05:26
  Speaker 1: and IF i do, die if that really, exists IF i,
• 3:05:28
  Speaker 1: die my kids are, like, yo my. DAD i want
• 3:05:30
  Speaker 1: them to talk about how PSYCHOTIC i was about, holidays
• 3:05:33
  Speaker 1: something about bringing the cheer in and every single Thing', Spootober, Thanksgiving.
• 3:05:37
  Speaker 1: Christmas but Like thanksgiving last, year where we have thirty
• 3:05:41
  Speaker 1: people at the, house there's endless supply of. Food we're
• 3:05:44
  Speaker 1: adding this. YEAR i want to do a prize for
• 3:05:47
  Speaker 1: weigh ins and way outs who gains the most During? Thanksgiving, yes,
• 3:05:51
  Speaker 1: Yes and it's just LIKE i just love like how it's, like,
• 3:05:54
  Speaker 1: yeah people get their, diet they have their ideas of
• 3:05:56
  Speaker 1: what they want to look, like but on that, day
• 3:05:58
  Speaker 1: it doesn't fucking matter at, all and drink as much
• 3:06:00
  Speaker 1: as you. Want you have the entire weekend to eat
• 3:06:04
  Speaker 1: the same food for the entire, weekend if not bleeding
• 3:06:06
  Speaker 1: in the next. Week SO i think that's. Awesome My
• 3:06:08
  Speaker 1: tier one Is christmas, parties. DUDE i think when you
• 3:06:13
  Speaker 1: get to that like twenty third Of, december when you
• 3:06:15
  Speaker 1: have a whole bunch of people coming over and you
• 3:06:16
  Speaker 1: have full grown adults making gingerbread houses and having a
• 3:06:20
  Speaker 1: competition and who can make the best gingerbread houses and
• 3:06:22
  Speaker 1: everyone's kind of voting on, it and that's an endless
• 3:06:25
  Speaker 1: supply of the most intense eggnog on top of, it
• 3:06:30
  Speaker 1: and knowing that, like no one's got work, tomorrow no
• 3:06:33
  Speaker 1: one's got anything to do the next the next few,
• 3:06:35
  Speaker 1: days and you're gonna make it like a full weekend
• 3:06:37
  Speaker 1: out of, like, dude drinking a little too much pinky
• 3:06:40
  Speaker 1: swinging to start your diets come the new. Year you,
• 3:06:42
  Speaker 1: know at that point like all the THINGS i was
• 3:06:44
  Speaker 1: going to achieve this, year that's done, now BECAUSE i
• 3:06:48
  Speaker 1: know twenty twenty five is a week away and that's
• 3:06:51
  Speaker 1: What i'll restart. Everything so it's like really throwing your
• 3:06:53
  Speaker 1: ambitions to the wind and being, like, dude fuck, it
• 3:06:55
  Speaker 1: like we're gonna do whatever we want. Here it's just
• 3:06:58
  Speaker 1: there's something about darkness with all your friends around and
• 3:07:03
  Speaker 1: the only thing lighting up the outside Are christmas lights
• 3:07:07
  Speaker 1: and just giving you that, like oh, fuck, dude it
• 3:07:11
  Speaker 1: really is.
• 3:07:12
  Speaker 2: Dude the music is.
• 3:07:13
  Speaker 1: Going you Got elvis, on you Got Mariah carrie, going
• 3:07:17
  Speaker 1: you got all the different kinds of, music and it's
• 3:07:20
  Speaker 1: got this like Peppermint christmas tree smell that just is
• 3:07:25
  Speaker 1: an aura throughout. Everybody everyone's a little bit fucking. Happier
• 3:07:28
  Speaker 1: you'd be having the worst week of your, life but
• 3:07:31
  Speaker 1: on that those couple of days that, week it's, like
• 3:07:34
  Speaker 1: what are we all upset?
• 3:07:34
  Speaker 3: About? You you got me right.
• 3:07:37
  Speaker 2: Right. Now it's that fucking.
• 3:07:39
  Speaker 1: Good and it bumms me out that Because i'm obviously
• 3:07:42
  Speaker 1: a huge spook toober, guy but that.
• 3:07:46
  Speaker 3: DID i know, WHAT i know What i'm. DOING i
• 3:07:48
  Speaker 3: know What i'm. Doing WHEN i moved To, nashville all,
• 3:07:51
  Speaker 3: right let's work through my tear coming to these. Parties oh,
• 3:07:54
  Speaker 3: NO i got my. PARTY i got my. PARTY i
• 3:07:56
  Speaker 3: got my. PARTY i know How i'm gonna Own. NASHVILLE
• 3:07:58
  Speaker 3: i got my. Party, okay let's working. Backwards thanksgiving is,
• 3:08:07
  Speaker 3: Awesome tier, Three tier. Three it gives you a whole
• 3:08:11
  Speaker 3: day of. Partying the whole day is about one. Event
• 3:08:15
  Speaker 3: no one has to give a, present which is. Perfect
• 3:08:17
  Speaker 3: there's no anxiety about, presence just telling somebody what they
• 3:08:21
  Speaker 3: mean to. You, yes, Why i'm thankful that you're in my.
• 3:08:24
  Speaker 3: Life oh you get the big. House everyone's. There everyone comes,
• 3:08:29
  Speaker 3: in brings a little, something nothing but. Love football is
• 3:08:31
  Speaker 3: on all fucking. Day so important in a holiday is
• 3:08:35
  Speaker 3: what do we have playing in the. Background OH i
• 3:08:39
  Speaker 3: Love Thanksgiving number. Two i'm gonna Say Saint Patrick's. Day.
• 3:08:49
  Speaker 3: NOW i want you to know THAT i have not
• 3:08:51
  Speaker 3: unveiled what will be My nashville holiday THAT i will.
• 3:08:55
  Speaker 3: Own Bert chrischer will come To nashville AND i will
• 3:08:56
  Speaker 3: own this. Day, no, buddy you're far, off but let's
• 3:09:02
  Speaker 3: Celebrate Saint Patrick's. Day, okay Best Saint Patrick's DAY i ever.
• 3:09:06
  Speaker 3: Had nineteen ninety, Five my Buddy hutch called me and,
• 3:09:11
  Speaker 3: SAID i have A vespa and a pocket full of.
• 3:09:14
  Speaker 3: Mushrooms do you want to go on a? Ride AND
• 3:09:17
  Speaker 3: i sat backwards on a, vespa high on. Mushrooms Saint Patrick's,
• 3:09:20
  Speaker 3: day drunk as, fuck tripping my balls, off driving Through.
• 3:09:23
  Speaker 3: Tallahassee Saint Patrick's. Day it brings the champion out of
• 3:09:27
  Speaker 3: all of. Us we get up, early we get to
• 3:09:29
  Speaker 3: the bar, early we kill beers, Early we fucking stay up.
• 3:09:33
  Speaker 3: Late if you gotta do, coke we get. It It's
• 3:09:35
  Speaker 3: Saint Patrick's. Day and it's all about. LUCK i mean
• 3:09:38
  Speaker 3: luck IS i believe more in luck THAN i do hard.
• 3:09:42
  Speaker 3: WORK i think luck is so more important than hard.
• 3:09:44
  Speaker 3: Work how many people did you play base football with
• 3:09:47
  Speaker 3: that were like so fucking, good but then just never
• 3:09:50
  Speaker 3: got to the next play and they did never have
• 3:09:51
  Speaker 3: that one, thing the one coach just saw them the
• 3:09:53
  Speaker 3: one time they, Didn't they just. Didn't they fumbled on
• 3:09:55
  Speaker 3: the one. Time it's luck is so fucking. Important and
• 3:09:58
  Speaker 3: that is why my number One kreisler will be moving
• 3:10:01
  Speaker 3: To nashville AND i will be celebrating this every, year
• 3:10:03
  Speaker 3: AND i will be throwing this party AND i can't
• 3:10:05
  Speaker 3: wait till you guys Come Chinese New.
• 3:10:08
  Speaker 2: Year's oh, shit.
• 3:10:11
  Speaker 3: It's all about. Luck it's all about. Luck you dress
• 3:10:14
  Speaker 3: all in, red you bring fresh, ones crisp from the,
• 3:10:16
  Speaker 3: Bank it's all about, gambling making. Noise pull Up Chinese New.
• 3:10:19
  Speaker 3: Years pull Up Burt Chrischer Chinese. Newyears i've celebrated it every.
• 3:10:23
  Speaker 3: YEAR i love. It it's my favorite. Holiday you eat a,
• 3:10:26
  Speaker 3: ton you drink a, ton you, yell you, bring you
• 3:10:28
  Speaker 3: bring An asian cultural center in they dress as. Dragons
• 3:10:31
  Speaker 3: there's me and that's me And Oliver stone And chinese. Nears.
• 3:10:34
  Speaker 3: THIS i fucking Love Chinese new year is more than.
• 3:10:37
  Speaker 3: Anything and WHEN i, Moved, god look how fucking FAT i. Am,
• 3:10:42
  Speaker 3: well he looks better than. Me how's that? Possible WHEN
• 3:10:46
  Speaker 3: i moved To, NASHVILLE i will be throwing the most
• 3:10:48
  Speaker 3: Epic Chinese New year's parties every fucking year In, january
• 3:10:52
  Speaker 3: everyone's dressed in. Red that's us In. Amsterdam that's WHEN
• 3:10:55
  Speaker 3: i flew those guys out For Chinese New, years all
• 3:10:58
  Speaker 3: dressed in, red, gambling eating, mushrooms partying our balls. Off
• 3:11:03
  Speaker 3: but without a doubt and its cultural. Appropriation Chinese New
• 3:11:07
  Speaker 3: year's is my favorite bad. Question when Is Chinese New.
• 3:11:09
  Speaker 3: YEAR'S i don't, know but you're gonna own. It it's
• 3:11:15
  Speaker 3: it's like sometimes sometimes In, january sometimes In. January we'll
• 3:11:19
  Speaker 3: be here In, January january twenty, ninth.
• 3:11:22
  Speaker 1: Late, january and it's always the year of something.
• 3:11:25
  Speaker 3: Too last year was the, MONKEY i, think or the.
• 3:11:30
  Speaker 3: Rat what year is it this? Year but it's so fucking.
• 3:11:35
  Speaker 3: FUN i would TAKE i would take A i would
• 3:11:38
  Speaker 3: take a one hundred dollars in fresh, ones put them
• 3:11:41
  Speaker 3: in a put in in a in a ziploc, bag
• 3:11:43
  Speaker 3: put a rock in, it throw at the bottom of the.
• 3:11:45
  Speaker 3: Pool and then in the middle of the, PARTY i
• 3:11:47
  Speaker 3: go one hundred dollars to the bottom of pool and
• 3:11:48
  Speaker 3: all the kids would die jumping the pool try to
• 3:11:51
  Speaker 3: get the hundred. Dollars, DUDE I i, Honestly I'm. I'M
• 3:11:55
  Speaker 3: i get so wild At Chinese New Year's that YEAR
• 3:11:58
  Speaker 3: i was With Oliver. Stone there was, like, oh it's my,
• 3:12:01
  Speaker 3: year nineteen eighty. Nine oh, wow the, snake the, snake
• 3:12:07
  Speaker 3: it's last. YEAR i was making it rain on These asian.
• 3:12:09
  Speaker 3: KIDS i was on top of a ladder AND i
• 3:12:11
  Speaker 3: was like just throwing ones on, them just making it
• 3:12:14
  Speaker 3: rain on, them and all of a sudden saw that
• 3:12:16
  Speaker 3: and he's, like who the fuck is this. GUY i was, like,
• 3:12:17
  Speaker 3: buddy you bought the rights to my. Life he was like.
• 3:12:19
  Speaker 3: WHAT i was, like, Dude you're the Reason i'm. Here you,
• 3:12:22
  Speaker 3: know the REASON i have all. This if you had done,
• 3:12:24
  Speaker 3: THAT i wouldn't be. Here he's, LIKE i don't remember.
• 3:12:26
  Speaker 1: THAT i don't.
• 3:12:27
  Speaker 3: Remember. Yeah see he's wearing Red chinese. Nears, man it's fucking.
• 3:12:30
  Speaker 3: Dope it is that the coolest fucking. Party, Oh chinese.
• 3:12:35
  Speaker 3: Newears i'm gonna Own chinese nears in that.
• 3:12:37
  Speaker 2: Show?
• 3:12:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah fuck, Yeah, bert thank you for coming.
• 3:12:40
  Speaker 3: ON i love, you. GUYS i love you. Guys, honestly
• 3:12:42
  Speaker 3: you've changed my lives in so many. Ways my friendship
• 3:12:45
  Speaker 3: with both of you means a great. Deal And i'm
• 3:12:47
  Speaker 3: telling you, you, guys Welcoming leanne to The Burea olympic
• 3:12:50
  Speaker 3: sast year it was the coolest thing that that woman's
• 3:12:53
  Speaker 3: ever done. Had she does not stop talking about. It
• 3:12:56
  Speaker 3: she is a rider die for both of. You motherfuckers
• 3:13:00
  Speaker 3: like hardcore And Michael, chandler but she's one of the. Boys. Man,
• 3:13:05
  Speaker 3: Man she's.
• 3:13:05
  Speaker 1: Unbelievable and then you've become an awesome friend to both of.
• 3:13:08
  Speaker 1: Us you've given us amazing, experiences letting us come to
• 3:13:10
  Speaker 1: your movie, premiere just being a part of your life.
• 3:13:13
  Speaker 3: Especial. MAN i can't wait till you guys. Do rogan love, You,
• 3:13:16
  Speaker 3: BRO i love you. GUYS i love You.
• 3:13:18
  Speaker 2: Bro joe