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- 0:00Speaker 1: The Chemist Warehouse half-price cosmetic sale is on now.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Stock up and save on your favourite beauty brands. Half-price
- 0:08Speaker 2: now at Chemist Warehouse. All right, so the Body and
- 0:11Speaker 2: Soul sex census results have been released. I mean, I
- 0:15Speaker 2: didn't even know there was a census for this. What
- 0:17Speaker 2: are they, putting pamphlets in the letterbox and asking everybody?
- 0:21Speaker 1: You get a fine if you don't do it.
- 0:24Speaker 2: Literally. Well, there are some surprising results.
- 0:28Speaker 3: So.
- 0:29Speaker 4: What do you think.
- 0:30Speaker 2: Australia's favourite position is when it comes to intimacy?
- 0:36Speaker 1: Doing it the other way.
- 0:38Speaker 2: Not backdoor stuff.
- 0:39Speaker 4: No, Mikey.
- 0:41Speaker 2: We know that might be yours.
- 0:42Speaker 4: It's actually missionary. Which, you know, I feel like missionary
- 0:46Speaker 4: gets a bad rap.
- 0:47Speaker 1: I agree. I like missionary.
- 0:50Speaker 2: Yeah, so do I.
- 0:51Speaker 1: So that's Australia's favourite.
- 0:52Speaker 4: That's number one.
- 0:53Speaker 2: That's Australia's favourite or whoever filled out their pamphlets. Followed
- 0:58Speaker 2: by doggy style at a whopping 61%.
- 1:00Speaker 1: Women love that, don't they?
- 1:02Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:03Speaker 2: It's– yeah, because you can kind of turn away and–
- 1:06Speaker 2: You can be thinking about anything.
- 1:08Speaker 1: You can be watching TV.
- 1:08Speaker 2: You can be literally like going through the shopping list
- 1:12Speaker 2: that you need to get done or you could be
- 1:13Speaker 2: really into it as well.
- 1:14Speaker 1: Yeah, or you could just hate your husband and then
- 1:16Speaker 1: you don't have to look at him.
- 1:17Speaker 2: Or you could be thinking about Michael B.
- 1:18Speaker 4: Jordan, you know.
- 1:21Speaker 2: Slightly confusing that it says here that there's 55%, only 55%
- 1:24Speaker 2: have tried a 69er, while 48% like Cowgirl and 43%
- 1:25Speaker 2: are into spooning. Spooning's nice in the morning, you know,
- 1:34Speaker 2: when you don't want to have to deal with the
- 1:36Speaker 2: morning breath.
- 1:37Speaker 5: Yeah, you know that 69 one?
- 1:39Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:39Speaker 5: I worked with a newsreader once who said her and
- 1:41Speaker 5: her partner did it every time.
- 1:44Speaker 4: Every single time they were intimate.
- 1:45Speaker 2: Yeah. Every single time.
- 1:47Speaker 1: Yes, they also soured together every day. They were a
- 1:49Speaker 1: very sexual couple.
- 1:51Speaker 6: I heard that same story from that same newsreader.
- 1:53Speaker 1: You remember her?
- 1:54Speaker 4: Oh, you know the newsreader?
- 1:55Speaker 1: Yeah. We didn't believe her.
- 1:58Speaker 6: She told me that story.
- 1:59Speaker 1: Yeah, not even on air, right? Yeah, that's right.
- 2:01Speaker 2: Crazy, hey. Every time.
- 2:03Speaker 4: That is.
- 2:04Speaker 2: It's a lot, isn't it?
- 2:07Speaker 4: Did they have kids?
- 2:09Speaker 1: I think they do now, but not at the time, no.
- 2:11Speaker 2: Yeah. I had a girlfriend who used to shower every
- 2:14Speaker 2: single night religiously with her husband and get it on,
- 2:18Speaker 2: and it was like her biggest flex, and now they
- 2:20Speaker 2: have three kids.
- 2:21Speaker 1: And they don't at all.
- 2:22Speaker 2: They sleep together four times a year or something.
- 2:24Speaker 1: I mean, we've all done it in the shower.
- 2:26Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not a fan of the shower.
- 2:27Speaker 5: There's soap going everywhere. Just shower to me is do
- 2:32Speaker 5: it alone.
- 2:33Speaker 1: That too. Shower's your own time.
- 2:35Speaker 2: Yeah, well, interesting enough, the average Australian spends 10 to
- 2:40Speaker 2: 14 minutes on foreplay. And there are other people that
- 2:44Speaker 2: are lasting up to 45 minutes. Who has 45 minutes
- 2:48Speaker 2: for foreplay?
- 2:49Speaker 4: For foreplay?
- 2:50Speaker 2: That's not even doing the deed.
- 2:51Speaker 4: That's just all the little.
- 2:53Speaker 2: Fingery stuff at the start.
- 2:55Speaker 1: We know what foreplay is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it
- 2:57Speaker 1: fair to say foreplay is overrated, Amy?
- 3:00Speaker 2: Oh.
- 3:02Speaker 4: You know what?
- 3:02Speaker 2: As a mum of three, I say I don't have
- 3:06Speaker 2: time for foreplay these days, but I used to really
- 3:09Speaker 2: enjoy it.
- 3:09Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 3:10Speaker 1: What about the act itself? How long?
- 3:13Speaker 4: The act itself?
- 3:14Speaker 1: Yeah, like how long do you want it to go for?
- 3:16Speaker 1: Do we have that?
- 3:17Speaker 4: No, it doesn't say that.
- 3:19Speaker 1: We'll do our own study here. How long do you
- 3:21Speaker 1: really want.
- 3:21Speaker 2: It to last? I, everything packaged up, I'm good with
- 3:25Speaker 2: like 20 minutes.
- 3:26Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the ideal time.
- 3:28Speaker 5: Because I think especially younger people from, you know, watching
- 3:32Speaker 5: stuff online, they have it in their head that it
- 3:33Speaker 5: needs to go for like an hour and a half
- 3:35Speaker 5: or something.
- 3:35Speaker 2: Oh, no.
- 3:35Speaker 4: If I'm getting like carpet friction burn down there, I'm out.
- 3:38Speaker 2: Like I do not want to know about any, like
- 3:40Speaker 2: my poor girlfriend, her husband lasts for hours and she says.
- 3:43Speaker 1: Is he on Viagra or something?
- 3:45Speaker 4: She says it's literally hell on earth. She has like
- 3:47Speaker 4: gravel rash and everything.
- 3:49Speaker 1: Why does he want to go that long?
- 3:50Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 3:51Speaker 4: Some people just can, I guess.
- 3:53Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 3:53Speaker 1: And, you know, 30 seconds is all right too, yeah?
- 3:57Speaker 4: Poor Alana. But here's the biggest thing.
- 3:59Speaker 2: 37% report fantasizing about their partner.
- 4:04Speaker 4: You reckon that's true? Yeah.
- 4:05Speaker 1: Well, what else would you fantasize about?
- 4:08Speaker 4: Well, apparently 8% fantasize about an ex.
- 4:10Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 4:11Speaker 2: 4% fantasize about a work colleague and 3% their personal trainer.
- 4:18Speaker 1: Work, colleague, eh?
- 4:19Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 4:20Speaker 1: Hey, Amy.
- 4:21Speaker 4: No one is fantasising about you.
- 4:22Speaker 2: Period, Mikey.
- 4:24Speaker 1: Not even my partner.
- 4:26Speaker 4: Not even Alana.
- 4:28Speaker 1: All right.
- 4:28Speaker 5: First call's now 131065 if you want to get on
- 4:31Speaker 5: air and have a chat.
- 4:33Speaker 8: Hayden.
- 4:33Speaker 1: Hello, Hayden.
- 4:34Speaker 2: Hey, Hayden.
- 4:35Speaker 9: How you going?
- 4:36Speaker 7: How are you?
- 4:37Speaker 1: Yeah, we're good, mate. What do you want to talk about?
- 4:39Speaker 9: Um, yeah, you were talking about the GTA six before.
- 4:41Speaker 4: Oh, you're taking the day off.
- 4:43Speaker 1: Well, uh, when is it? November 19 HR departments and
- 4:47Speaker 1: bosses have been inundated with people trying to take that
- 4:51Speaker 1: day off. Are you doing it?
- 4:53Speaker 8: Yes.
- 4:53Speaker 9: I've got from November 19th off till the 29th.
- 4:56Speaker 1: Oh my God.
- 4:58Speaker 9: Seven or 10 days.
- 5:00Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 5:01Speaker 2: Are you so, is this like more exciting to you
- 5:04Speaker 2: than like a Christmas day?
- 5:06Speaker 9: Honestly, yeah, pretty much this is the most exciting thing
- 5:09Speaker 9: I've had since Christmas as a child.
- 5:11Speaker 4: So do you have a partner?
- 5:14Speaker 9: I do.
- 5:15Speaker 3: I do.
- 5:15Speaker 9: And, yeah, she games a little bit too, but not
- 5:19Speaker 9: as much as I do.
- 5:20Speaker 5: So how does she feel about you taking the week off?
- 5:22Speaker 5: Is she going to be annoyed or is she going
- 5:23Speaker 5: to play with you?
- 5:24Speaker 2: If she's a bit of a gamer slightly, she might
- 5:26Speaker 2: be a bit excited too.
- 5:27Speaker 9: Yeah, she's going to watch. But I think there is
- 5:29Speaker 9: a bit of a thing going around about how– Because
- 5:32Speaker 9: in the game, there's two main characters and they're kind
- 5:35Speaker 9: of like partners.
- 5:37Speaker 1: Oh, cute.
- 5:38Speaker 9: So you can go out on dates and do all
- 5:40Speaker 9: that stuff.
- 5:41Speaker 1: Yeah, we heard that last week. Some girlfriends are getting really, like,
- 5:44Speaker 1: jealous of it. Yeah, yeah.
- 5:47Speaker 3: Wow.
- 5:47Speaker 9: And I just said I was, you know, going to
- 5:49Speaker 9: be doing it all, and my girlfriend's a bit, oh,
- 5:51Speaker 9: she's like, oh, you know, we should be going out
- 5:53Speaker 9: on some dates.
- 5:54Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 5:56Speaker 4: So you should.
- 5:57Speaker 1: Date the video game girl. Good on you, man. Enjoy
- 5:59Speaker 1: that week off, you big nerd. And Becca, hello. Oh, Becca, hello.
- 6:04Speaker 2: Hey, Becca.
- 6:04Speaker 10: Hello.
- 6:05Speaker 3: Hey, guys.
- 6:06Speaker 1: How are you going?
- 6:07Speaker 3: Oh, good.
- 6:07Speaker 1: That noise was not pleasant in our ears. Yes, what
- 6:09Speaker 1: did you want to talk about?
- 6:11Speaker 11: Just the whole gaming situation, just dating people that are gamers.
- 6:15Speaker 11: I dated a fella, absolutely adored him for three years
- 6:20Speaker 11: and just recently broke up with him. Still love and
- 6:23Speaker 11: adore him, but breaking up with someone that is a
- 6:25Speaker 11: gamer is really hard because you know what the relationship
- 6:28Speaker 11: is capable of.
- 6:29Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 6:30Speaker 11: But just having to ask for the bare minimum, asking
- 6:34Speaker 11: your partner to want to have some time with you.
- 6:37Speaker 3: Yeah, like.
- 6:39Speaker 11: I would get called, like, boring because I would never
- 6:42Speaker 11: get into things, like, you know. And, yeah, just, like,
- 6:48Speaker 11: it's hard.
- 6:51Speaker 2: I can imagine it would be really, really hard because
- 6:53Speaker 2: you can obviously see the potential in the relationship.
- 6:56Speaker 4: But I feel like gaming is.
- 6:58Speaker 2: It's like an addiction. And, yeah, it's not– it's legal, obviously.
- 7:02Speaker 2: So you're not, like– they're not shooting up heroin or anything. But, like,
- 7:05Speaker 2: it really is an addiction. And some men and women–
- 7:09Speaker 2: they get so caught up in it and they don't
- 7:12Speaker 2: even sleep.
- 7:13Speaker 5: Like I know you could play with them, whatever, but
- 7:16Speaker 5: literally it's just like, I'm ignoring you doing this.
- 7:20Speaker 1: Is that what it felt like? He was just gaming
- 7:21Speaker 1: and ignoring you.
- 7:23Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 7:24Speaker 11: You felt so alone in your own house. And I
- 7:28Speaker 11: felt like I was always asking him to like, want
- 7:31Speaker 11: to spend time with me. And I felt like that wasn't,
- 7:34Speaker 11: something that you should do in a relationship.
- 7:36Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
- 7:38Speaker 11: He found his friends more entertaining because, you know, they
- 7:40Speaker 11: could relate on, like, a gaming level. I loved that
- 7:43Speaker 11: he was always having fun and stuff, but I just
- 7:46Speaker 11: felt so alone.
- 7:47Speaker 2: Well, you don't want to be a second priority to
- 7:50Speaker 2: a game.
- 7:50Speaker 1: Totally, man. You did the right thing, Becca. It sucks
- 7:53Speaker 1: that you broke up, but I'm sure you'll be happier,
- 7:56Speaker 1: especially around November 19th.
- 7:59Speaker 2: And you know what? First question when you go on dates,
- 8:02Speaker 2: do you game?
- 8:03Speaker 8: If the answer is yes, out.
- 8:06Speaker 2: Three strikes, you're out.
- 8:07Speaker 1: Good on you, Becca. Thanks for calling in, all right?
- 8:10Speaker 12: Thanks, Becca.
- 8:11Speaker 2: See you.
- 8:12Speaker 1: Thank you. All right.
- 8:13Speaker 12: 131065.
- 8:13Speaker 1: Here's Johnny. Hey, Johnny.
- 8:15Speaker 4: Johnny.
- 8:16Speaker 7: Hey, how are you guys?
- 8:17Speaker 1: Morning. What's up, mate?
- 8:20Speaker 12: Hey, I just have a question for you.
- 8:22Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 8:24Speaker 12: I wonder if you guys sort of, when you talk
- 8:26Speaker 12: to people on the line, do you have like a
- 8:29Speaker 12: visual sort of like thinking of like your base, what
- 8:33Speaker 12: a person looks like, depending on their voice or location?
- 8:36Speaker 12: I do this often.
- 8:38Speaker 2: Johnny, I don't just do this on the phone. I
- 8:41Speaker 2: do this when I read books. I like picture characters
- 8:44Speaker 2: in my head. When I speak to people on the phone,
- 8:47Speaker 2: like unless they're from like TPG and I know exactly
- 8:50Speaker 2: what they look.
- 8:50Speaker 4: Like, I will always picture.
- 8:55Speaker 2: In my head, everyone's good looking as well.
- 8:57Speaker 1: So what's Johnny look like then? You're talking to him.
- 8:59Speaker 4: Johnny sounds young.
- 9:00Speaker 2: I reckon he's maybe half Italian, brown hair, brown eyes.
- 9:06Speaker 1: Johnny?
- 9:07Speaker 2: How am I doing?
- 9:09Speaker 12: Not too bad, I'll take it.
- 9:10Speaker 1: You've got brown eyes?
- 9:12Speaker 12: No, no, I've got green eyes, black hair.
- 9:15Speaker 2: Black hair, no. That was way off.
- 9:17Speaker 1: I did a thing years ago where, you know what?
- 9:19Speaker 4: Green eyes, black hair. See, Johnny's probably good looking.
- 9:21Speaker 1: You didn't do it too badly. I can, like, I
- 9:23Speaker 1: can hear blonde.
- 9:26Speaker 4: No, you can't.
- 9:27Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
- 9:27Speaker 2: I can hear blonde.
- 9:29Speaker 5: And we got everyone to call up and I had
- 9:30Speaker 5: to guess whether they were blonde or not.
- 9:33Speaker 1: Females, obviously. Yeah, so... I think it worked. Yeah, you
- 9:37Speaker 1: can just hear. What is it that you hear?
- 9:40Speaker 2: What do you hear?
- 9:41Speaker 1: It's just the tone of their voice. I can tell
- 9:43Speaker 1: it's a blonde.
- 9:45Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 9:45Speaker 2: Wow.
- 9:46Speaker 11: How?
- 9:46Speaker 5: Amy's blonde. We can hear that, right?
- 9:49Speaker 2: I don't know whether, is there some sort of like insulting?
- 9:52Speaker 4: No, I'm not even being rude.
- 9:54Speaker 1: I just, I like blondes and I could just like,
- 9:56Speaker 1: I could sense they were a blonde.
- 9:58Speaker 4: Oh God.
- 9:59Speaker 1: Weirdly here.
- 10:00Speaker 2: I've got.
- 10:01Speaker 6: We should put it to the test.
- 10:03Speaker 4: Yeah, we should get.
- 10:03Speaker 2: Somebody in the office to call and see. If you
- 10:06Speaker 2: can pick the blonde.
- 10:07Speaker 1: Yeah, I can tell. I can tell whether you're a blonde. Yeah,
- 10:10Speaker 1: I can. Well, Amy Gerard, you used ChatGPT to write
- 10:13Speaker 1: a book, yeah?
- 10:14Speaker 4: I did not. ChatGPT wasn't even around.
- 10:17Speaker 3: Oh, no.
- 10:17Speaker 4: It wasn't even around when I wrote my book.
- 10:19Speaker 1: Honestly, do you think you would use it a bit
- 10:21Speaker 1: now if you were writing it?
- 10:22Speaker 4: Absolutely I would.
- 10:24Speaker 2: But you could– back when I was writing it, I
- 10:26Speaker 2: had another girlfriend who was writing something and she was
- 10:29Speaker 2: using a ghostwriter and I was like, cheater.
- 10:31Speaker 1: Yeah, that is cheating.
- 10:32Speaker 2: That's cheating.
- 10:32Speaker 1: It's really common though.
- 10:33Speaker 10: It is.
- 10:34Speaker 5: A lot of books are written by ghostwriters. So your
- 10:36Speaker 5: book is called what and where can we get it?
- 10:38Speaker 4: It's called Strap Yourself In.
- 10:39Speaker 2: You can get it from Booktopia. You can get it online.
- 10:41Speaker 2: It used to be in Big W.
- 10:43Speaker 4: It used to be in all the airport bookstores.
- 10:45Speaker 10: Oh, really?
- 10:45Speaker 2: Yeah, obviously when it first came out, there was a
- 10:49Speaker 2: couple of months there where I'd go and pose beside–
- 10:52Speaker 2: the book every time I found it in a bookstore,
- 10:54Speaker 2: but that was 2024.
- 10:56Speaker 5: I remember there was this radio host, I think it
- 10:58Speaker 5: was Mike Carlton or something, older guy, and your mate
- 11:01Speaker 5: Chris Page, who you do the weekends with, he saw
- 11:04Speaker 5: his book in a Big W store and it was
- 11:06Speaker 5: marked down to like $ 2 and he took a photo
- 11:09Speaker 5: of it and put it on Twitter and said something like,
- 11:12Speaker 5: expensive toilet paper.
- 11:13Speaker 1: They started it. Yeah, he's a shit-stirrer, Pagey.
- 11:16Speaker 10: What?
- 11:18Speaker 2: Books always go like– Get discounted? Yeah, they get– especially
- 11:21Speaker 2: in Big W.
- 11:22Speaker 1: Was yours discounted at some point?
- 11:23Speaker 2: 100%. Yeah, but then it would go back up. So
- 11:26Speaker 2: then they– yeah, when they want to move stock, they– yeah,
- 11:28Speaker 2: you know, it was obviously flying off the shelves.
- 11:31Speaker 1: All right. Now, the thing is our producers have gone
- 11:34Speaker 1: through it and I've had a look– I did.
- 11:35Speaker 4: Think that was weird. I came in yesterday and Chelsea
- 11:37Speaker 4: was like, I read your book.
- 11:38Speaker 1: Yeah, why do you think, mate? Well, they've shown me this,
- 11:41Speaker 1: and I really need to bring this up with you.
- 11:44Speaker 1: It's confusing.
- 11:45Speaker 5: You, in the book, you have a list of 20
- 11:47Speaker 5: things you have loved for a period, if not all
- 11:52Speaker 5: your life. So 20 things you love? Was that the idea?
- 11:55Speaker 2: No. So there's all different chapters of the books, but
- 11:58Speaker 2: then there's a couple of pages thrown in here and there.
- 12:01Speaker 2: Like I've done a playlist– um, page of all my
- 12:04Speaker 2: favorite songs. And then, you know, there must've been a
- 12:06Speaker 2: page where I've written. Yeah, you did.
- 12:09Speaker 1: We're going to go through them.
- 12:10Speaker 2: I have not reread this book since it basically got published.
- 12:13Speaker 2: It just went out into the stratosphere. Um, half of
- 12:17Speaker 2: which I forget even writing about.
- 12:19Speaker 1: Well, you'll enjoy this then.
- 12:20Speaker 5: So your top 20 things that you love, we're going
- 12:23Speaker 5: to start at the bottom and move our way to
- 12:26Speaker 5: the top.
- 12:27Speaker 1: Um, we're going to see if you still back all
- 12:29Speaker 1: these things.
- 12:29Speaker 2: Okay.
- 12:30Speaker 1: Okay. Some are quite lame. Oh, Number 20, making people laugh.
- 12:36Speaker 13: Oh, yeah.
- 12:37Speaker 4: I love that. Tick.
- 12:39Speaker 1: Number 19, perfumes. Oh, yeah.
- 12:42Speaker 4: I literally wear perfume every single day.
- 12:44Speaker 3: Do you?
- 12:44Speaker 5: You're a perfume girl. You wrote in brackets, especially when
- 12:47Speaker 5: a man smells good.
- 12:48Speaker 1: I don't wear it. My girlfriend bought me one, and
- 12:51Speaker 1: I'll put it on, but only on special occasions.
- 12:52Speaker 2: Yes, so does my husband, and it irks me.
- 12:55Speaker 1: Well, you want him to wear it every day.
- 12:56Speaker 4: Not to work when I'm not there. He's only allowed
- 12:59Speaker 4: to smell good around me.
- 13:00Speaker 2: But yes, I love when a man smells good.
- 13:02Speaker 1: Okay. What about number 18, playing with people's hair? Yes, yes.
- 13:06Speaker 2: I've got sensory issues. So I love to stroke people's hair.
- 13:10Speaker 2: Like if I'm sitting next to my friends or my
- 13:13Speaker 2: girlfriends or my kids or my husband, I will always
- 13:16Speaker 2: be touching someone.
- 13:17Speaker 1: I won't make you do mine. Bring in Chelsea. She's
- 13:19Speaker 1: got lovely long hair.
- 13:20Speaker 4: Yeah, and so I will play.
- 13:22Speaker 2: So my girlfriends fight over who sits next to me
- 13:25Speaker 2: because what I'll do is I'll run my hands up here.
- 13:28Speaker 1: How's that feel, Chelsea?
- 13:30Speaker 2: Good.
- 13:31Speaker 4: I'm staying here. No, I love playing with hair.
- 13:35Speaker 1: Well, keep playing with the hair while I read these
- 13:37Speaker 1: out then.
- 13:37Speaker 2: Okay.
- 13:38Speaker 5: Smiling at people when you walk past them.
- 13:41Speaker 4: Yes, I smile at everyone.
- 13:43Speaker 1: You're lovely.
- 13:44Speaker 2: My dad always told me that. If you smile at
- 13:46Speaker 2: people as you walk past, you make their day.
- 13:48Speaker 1: Getting into bed after changing your sheets.
- 13:51Speaker 4: Oh, God. I am so wholesome.
- 13:53Speaker 1: So, so wholesome.
- 13:55Speaker 4: I am so wholesome, yeah.
- 13:56Speaker 1: Number 15, Negronis.
- 13:57Speaker 4: Yeah, my favourite cocktail.
- 14:01Speaker 2: Why are you laughing at that?
- 14:02Speaker 5: Okay, because number 14, you had nothing else here. Living
- 14:06Speaker 5: without inhibitions.
- 14:07Speaker 4: Yeah, that's where I'm at now. I don't live with
- 14:09Speaker 4: any inhibitions.
- 14:10Speaker 2: I'm a free spirit.
- 14:11Speaker 1: I don't even know what inhibitions mean.
- 14:15Speaker 5: Oh, number 13, how much heat your husband Ryan generates
- 14:19Speaker 5: from his body? Does he run hot, does he?
- 14:21Speaker 2: He runs really hot, so he's like the best person
- 14:24Speaker 2: to sleep next to in winter.
- 14:25Speaker 1: Okay. Well, on that, you like number 12, warm tropical climates.
- 14:30Speaker 4: Love a bit of Bali. This is really not selling
- 14:32Speaker 4: my book in, guys.
- 14:33Speaker 1: It's actually quite funny. Yeah, sure. Number 11.
- 14:36Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 14:40Speaker 1: Listening to your mum play the piano when you were
- 14:43Speaker 1: a kid.
- 14:44Speaker 2: Yeah, so I used to lie in bed and when
- 14:46Speaker 2: I was going to bed, my mum would be downstairs
- 14:48Speaker 2: playing the piano and it's like my favourite memory.
- 14:51Speaker 1: Well, doesn't Amy sound boring and wholesome?
- 14:53Speaker 2: No.
- 14:54Speaker 1: But you are not because our top ten. You can
- 14:58Speaker 1: stop playing with her hair.
- 14:59Speaker 8: Oh, I was having a great time.
- 15:00Speaker 3: I know.
- 15:01Speaker 1: You were enjoying it. Yeah. The top ten gets, can
- 15:04Speaker 1: I just say, weirder and filthy.
- 15:08Speaker 4: Guys, the book's actually really funny.
- 15:10Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll see.
- 15:11Speaker 2: I know a lot of women who have read it
- 15:12Speaker 2: who have really enjoyed it.
- 15:14Speaker 1: Yeah, all your mates.
- 15:14Speaker 3: Okay, so.
- 15:15Speaker 1: Yeah, all your mates. The top ten of Amy's list.
- 15:20Speaker 8: Hang around.
- 15:20Speaker 1: We're going to do it next on Kiss.
- 15:24Speaker 5: Well, we're going through Amy Gerard's book called Strap Yourself In.
- 15:29Speaker 1: Yeah. Available at, what, anywhere still?
- 15:32Speaker 4: Yeah, online.
- 15:34Speaker 1: Go get it.
- 15:34Speaker 2: Tell them what it's about.
- 15:37Speaker 1: Oh, I have to read that, do I?
- 15:38Speaker 5: A memoir of motherhood, dance floors and all the mayhem
- 15:42Speaker 5: in between. Now, in the book, there's like a list
- 15:45Speaker 5: of 20 things that you love.
- 15:47Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 15:48Speaker 5: And we've been going through them. I've got to say
- 15:49Speaker 5: the first 10 from 20 to 11.
- 15:51Speaker 4: Made me sound absolutely adorable.
- 15:54Speaker 1: A bit lame, yeah?
- 15:55Speaker 2: I'm going to go with adorable.
- 15:57Speaker 1: Wait till we hear the top 10.
- 15:58Speaker 2: Adorable and wholesome.
- 16:00Speaker 5: The top 10. I want to see if you still
- 16:02Speaker 5: stand by them. Watching your kids sleep.
- 16:05Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 16:05Speaker 1: In a non-creepy way, it says. Yeah.
- 16:07Speaker 2: Look at me. I'm so cute.
- 16:09Speaker 1: Well, you are. Christmas times, number nine. I love Christmas.
- 16:13Speaker 4: I love Christmas time.
- 16:15Speaker 1: How good is it? Get a real tree, by the way.
- 16:17Speaker 2: Don't tell me what to do.
- 16:18Speaker 1: Oh, because you're the Christmas time girl?
- 16:20Speaker 2: I used to have a real tree, but aesthetically, they're
- 16:22Speaker 2: not as nice to look at.
- 16:24Speaker 1: The smell, though.
- 16:26Speaker 4: I know, but you can get.
- 16:27Speaker 2: An Akoya candle with the pine smell now.
- 16:32Speaker 4: I've got a.
- 16:34Speaker 2: Balsam hill.
- 16:35Speaker 1: What's that?
- 16:36Speaker 2: The trees with the lights are built in and they
- 16:38Speaker 2: are an absolute game changer.
- 16:41Speaker 4: It's like five years old, worth the money.
- 16:43Speaker 2: They're expensive, but like think of it as an investment.
- 16:46Speaker 8: Really?
- 16:46Speaker 4: You don't get tangled in the lights.
- 16:47Speaker 5: Really important question and, you know, come later in the year,
- 16:50Speaker 5: obviously we'll talk a lot about Christmas, but very important question.
- 16:52Speaker 5: When do you take your tree down? Because I believe
- 16:54Speaker 5: it can stay up until Australia Day.
- 16:57Speaker 4: End of January.
- 16:58Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 16:58Speaker 1: Can it not? Like, Australia Day still feels like a holiday. Yeah, okay.
- 17:02Speaker 2: Wait, not when it's a real one.
- 17:03Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, mine survives. Yeah, I was dropping shit everywhere
- 17:06Speaker 1: by then. The cat scratched half of it.
- 17:09Speaker 2: No, you can keep it going.
- 17:10Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 17:11Speaker 14: What?
- 17:11Speaker 2: What do you buy it on the 24th of December?
- 17:14Speaker 1: Oh, no, you get it. No, no, even early December.
- 17:17Speaker 5: Look, it's basically dead by then, but it's still holding
- 17:20Speaker 5: in there. Hey, the first shower you have, I agree
- 17:23Speaker 5: with this one.
- 17:23Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd love this. After spending the day at the beach.
- 17:26Speaker 4: How good is it?
- 17:27Speaker 1: Yeah, get all that sand.
- 17:29Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's salty and your skin's a little bit
- 17:31Speaker 2: warm because.
- 17:32Speaker 1: Question.
- 17:33Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 17:33Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 17:34Speaker 1: Because I reckon you're one or the other.
- 17:35Speaker 5: When you get out of a dip at the beach,
- 17:38Speaker 5: do you go and shower in those outdoor showers they have?
- 17:41Speaker 5: Or do you just love the sand and everything on you?
- 17:43Speaker 3: It depends.
- 17:43Speaker 4: If I'm going, say I was going straight to a cafe.
- 17:46Speaker 1: Yeah, then you would.
- 17:46Speaker 2: I would, yeah. Otherwise, I'd just go home and have
- 17:48Speaker 2: a shower myself.
- 17:49Speaker 5: I love that feeling of the salt. I don't want
- 17:51Speaker 5: to wash it off. But some people get straight out
- 17:53Speaker 5: and wash it off. I've even seen people washing their
- 17:56Speaker 5: bloody hair down there.
- 17:57Speaker 8: Oh, no.
- 17:57Speaker 2: Too far.
- 17:59Speaker 1: Number seven.
- 18:00Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 18:02Speaker 2: Not as wholesome.
- 18:03Speaker 1: Self-pleasure.
- 18:04Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 18:05Speaker 5: Specifically watching lesbian stuff.
- 18:09Speaker 6: Yuki, is that really in there?
- 18:11Speaker 1: It's written in front of us.
- 18:12Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 18:13Speaker 2: Listen, there's nothing held back in this book, clearly. Self-pleasure
- 18:18Speaker 2: is incredibly important. I'm a big advocate for it. I
- 18:22Speaker 2: don't think there's anything wrong with it whatsoever.
- 18:24Speaker 4: I'm surprised I added in lesbian porn.
- 18:27Speaker 1: You're into girls?
- 18:28Speaker 2: Nothing surprises me. I'm not into girls. We all know
- 18:31Speaker 2: my past.
- 18:32Speaker 1: One girl, wasn't it?
- 18:33Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 18:34Speaker 2: One night. But I can appreciate that.
- 18:39Speaker 4: Category.
- 18:40Speaker 3: Yes.
- 18:40Speaker 6: I just love that we've gone from Christmas to that.
- 18:43Speaker 1: Well, it gets worse. Wait, wait.
- 18:45Speaker 2: Christmas and my mum playing the piano to lesbian porn.
- 18:49Speaker 1: Yeah, great. Number six, the way exercise makes you feel.
- 18:52Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 18:53Speaker 1: I love what it does for your body. Wow, yeah.
- 18:55Speaker 4: Labo.
- 18:57Speaker 5: R & B music and the way it makes you
- 19:00Speaker 5: want to move your hips.
- 19:02Speaker 1: Yeah. Number three, first sip of coffee. Number two, sunsets.
- 19:06Speaker 1: Number one. Sunrise. Like, who cares, yeah?
- 19:10Speaker 2: They're all beautiful things. I love a sunset and a sunrise.
- 19:14Speaker 2: You know what I'm really surprised about? I have not
- 19:17Speaker 2: mentioned wine in there once.
- 19:18Speaker 1: No, wine is not there. So add that in. I
- 19:20Speaker 1: don't know, sunset, wine.
- 19:21Speaker 2: Wine and dancing.
- 19:23Speaker 4: Those two should both.
- 19:24Speaker 2: I mean, maybe that's the R & B music, the
- 19:26Speaker 2: way it makes me want to move my hips. Who
- 19:28Speaker 2: do I think I am, Shakira?
- 19:30Speaker 1: Number four. We are ending on number four in giant
- 19:34Speaker 1: capital letters. Orgasms.
- 19:39Speaker 3: Yep.
- 19:39Speaker 1: Love the way your face goes numb and your toes curl. Oh,
- 19:45Speaker 1: my God.
- 19:46Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
- 19:47Speaker 11: It's so cringe.
- 19:49Speaker 2: Amy.
- 19:50Speaker 4: But I stand by that.
- 19:51Speaker 2: Who doesn't love that? That is in the top three
- 19:55Speaker 2: best things in the world.
- 19:56Speaker 1: Sure. What a gift. Who writes any giant letters in
- 19:58Speaker 1: a book?
- 19:59Speaker 10: Me.
- 20:00Speaker 2: And I've printed it, so it's out there in the
- 20:02Speaker 2: universe for my children to read one day.
- 20:03Speaker 7: Yay.
- 20:04Speaker 8: No, right?
- 20:04Speaker 5: Okay, if you want to go and get Amy's book,
- 20:06Speaker 5: go on.
- 20:08Speaker 1: Strap yourself in.
- 20:09Speaker 4: Also, that list is just one page, guys.
- 20:11Speaker 2: The book is actually really funny. Yeah. Yeah, shut up, Mikey.
- 20:15Speaker 5: Well, this is doing the rounds, a conversation hack that
- 20:18Speaker 5: will give you instant charisma.
- 20:20Speaker 1: Look, I don't need it because I've already got it
- 20:21Speaker 1: for me.
- 20:22Speaker 2: You need all the help you can get, yep.
- 20:24Speaker 5: Psychologists have worked this out. It's a technique called strength spotting.
- 20:31Speaker 2: Okay.
- 20:31Speaker 1: Strength spotting. Strength spotting.
- 20:32Speaker 3: All right.
- 20:33Speaker 5: So, you just tell people what they're good at, and
- 20:35Speaker 5: apparently it'll make them feel good. So, to pull it off,
- 20:38Speaker 5: you've got to listen to their story. As they're telling
- 20:41Speaker 5: the story, you pick up on things.
- 20:43Speaker 1: It could be anything. And you give them compliments. So,
- 20:46Speaker 1: it could be like, oh... Oh, you got so much.
- 20:48Speaker 5: Patience or you handle that situation really well or you're
- 20:52Speaker 5: really good when you're.
- 20:53Speaker 1: Helping people or whatever. I don't know, some crap. You
- 20:55Speaker 1: throw it out there, right?
- 20:57Speaker 5: It makes people feel good and warm inside and then
- 21:00Speaker 5: it gives you charisma. It's a bit like I learned,
- 21:03Speaker 5: like it's obvious, but the most important thing to someone
- 21:06Speaker 5: is their name. And I've watched really gun sales reps
- 21:11Speaker 5: and stuff. Always they meet someone, a waiter for the
- 21:14Speaker 5: first time.
- 21:14Speaker 1: Oh, what's your name? Annabelle. Oh, Annabelle.
- 21:17Speaker 5: And they will Annabelle the crap out of Annabelle during
- 21:19Speaker 5: the whole wait service.
- 21:20Speaker 4: My dad does this.
- 21:21Speaker 1: Oh, does he?
- 21:22Speaker 2: My dad will, and he takes it to the point
- 21:25Speaker 2: where like the person cutting up the shaved meat in
- 21:28Speaker 2: the deli at Woolworths, he will read their name badge
- 21:31Speaker 2: and he calls them by their name.
- 21:33Speaker 1: What?
- 21:34Speaker 2: He says it's a respect thing.
- 21:35Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
- 21:36Speaker 5: But he might also be manipulating them. I remember going
- 21:39Speaker 5: out with this dude. He was like a record.
- 21:41Speaker 1: Hang on a second.
- 21:42Speaker 2: You can't just drop that.
- 21:42Speaker 4: Why would he be manipulating?
- 21:44Speaker 1: Well, because he's going to get better service.
- 21:48Speaker 13: Okay, sure.
- 21:49Speaker 1: He's strength spotting.
- 21:52Speaker 5: I went out with, he was like a big dude
- 21:54Speaker 5: in the record label industry. And he was just so charismatic.
- 21:57Speaker 5: But I remember going to lunch with him.
- 21:59Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 21:59Speaker 1: And the waiter came over. He learned her name. Then
- 22:02Speaker 1: there was another doing the wine. He learnt their name.
- 22:04Speaker 2: Sounds like he was flirting.
- 22:05Speaker 1: Ah, no, you'd think that.
- 22:06Speaker 5: I saw him then take out one of these little
- 22:08Speaker 5: notepads and he wrote their names down. And he goes,
- 22:12Speaker 5: so when I come back here, I'll get excellent service.
- 22:15Speaker 4: Yeah, this is quite smart.
- 22:16Speaker 1: I know, but like effort.
- 22:18Speaker 2: Yeah, not really. It's just I feel like it's just
- 22:21Speaker 2: about showing all people respect. But the problem is I
- 22:25Speaker 2: feel like it's a bit creepy calling somebody by their name.
- 22:29Speaker 2: Like I will always be– I will always– have good
- 22:32Speaker 2: manners when anyone's serving me or helping me and stuff,
- 22:36Speaker 2: but I don't go as far to call them by
- 22:38Speaker 2: their name. Like I think that's quite an old school thing.
- 22:41Speaker 1: Like the deli chick, yeah.
- 22:42Speaker 2: Like what my dad does. But I have actually done–
- 22:44Speaker 2: I do strength spotting quite a bit. I've got a
- 22:47Speaker 2: girlfriend who is an incredible– Listener. Like I always say
- 22:53Speaker 2: she doubles as like one of my best mates but
- 22:55Speaker 2: also like my psychologist because she is so good at
- 22:59Speaker 2: holding space for you. So if you're going through stuff
- 23:03Speaker 2: with your kids or your husband or whatever, she will
- 23:06Speaker 2: just listen. She's a really good listener and I will
- 23:10Speaker 2: often get off the phone feeling lighter and better.
- 23:12Speaker 1: And do you tell her though?
- 23:14Speaker 4: Yeah, I will often.
- 23:15Speaker 2: Send her a message and go, hey, I want you
- 23:18Speaker 2: to know you are so good at making me feel
- 23:22Speaker 2: better and thank you so much for holding space for me.
- 23:25Speaker 1: You are. You're a strength spotter.
- 23:26Speaker 2: I'm not a strength spotter.
- 23:27Speaker 1: I think I need to do it more.
- 23:28Speaker 4: I've got charisma.
- 23:30Speaker 1: Yeah, you do. You got the riz.
- 23:31Speaker 5: But, like, okay, what would it work if I just
- 23:34Speaker 5: gave you compliments about your looks?
- 23:36Speaker 2: No, that's just you being sleazy.
- 23:38Speaker 1: Right.
- 23:39Speaker 2: Yeah. That's all you got, Mikey.
- 23:41Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 23:42Speaker 1: Got to listen to your story and give you feedback
- 23:44Speaker 1: as you're going.
- 23:44Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
- 23:44Speaker 1: And joining us now, Georgina Walker. If you want your
- 23:48Speaker 1: Snap Prediction 131065, you can check out georginawalker.com as well.
- 23:53Speaker 1: If you want to go and get a private reading,
- 23:55Speaker 1: you're ready to go, Georgina.
- 23:56Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm snappy this morning.
- 23:58Speaker 1: All right, here we go.
- 23:58Speaker 2: Careful what you ask.
- 23:59Speaker 13: You might not like hearing the answer.
- 24:02Speaker 1: Mark, you're on air with Georgina. Go for it, mate.
- 24:06Speaker 3: Hi, Georgina.
- 24:06Speaker 9: How are you?
- 24:07Speaker 13: I'm fantastic. What did you want to ask, Mark?
- 24:10Speaker 7: I just want to ask you, I'm recently divorced. I
- 24:12Speaker 7: was married for about 30 odd years and then had
- 24:16Speaker 7: a girlfriend, broke up with her. I'm just curious to
- 24:18Speaker 7: know down the track if there's any potential partner.
- 24:22Speaker 13: So how old are you?
- 24:24Speaker 3: I'm 64.
- 24:26Speaker 13: Oh, look, life is just beginning. You might find you
- 24:30Speaker 13: might be inundated. You need to be very specific with
- 24:33Speaker 13: what you want. I'm not saying have a list that's impossible,
- 24:37Speaker 13: but I do feel that definitely next year is your year.
- 24:40Speaker 13: The only thing is sometimes because you can get lonely
- 24:43Speaker 13: after being with somebody for such a long time. You
- 24:45Speaker 13: may go and think, yes, this is it, and sort
- 24:47Speaker 13: of like be a little bit claustrophobic with somebody, like
- 24:49Speaker 13: a bit clingy. Get to know them. I hear this song,
- 24:51Speaker 13: get to know you, like having a cup of tea,
- 24:53Speaker 13: go slow. There's a song, get to know you, getting
- 24:56Speaker 13: to know all about you. So I think next year's
- 24:58Speaker 13: your year, and I think you will settle down, and
- 25:00Speaker 13: I do believe you'll marry again. But I see 2029. Okay,
- 25:03Speaker 13: there we go.
- 25:05Speaker 1: Good on you, mate. Carol's on. Carol, go for it.
- 25:09Speaker 8: Hi, I'm 60, retiring soon, well, in seven years' time,
- 25:13Speaker 8: looking for an apartment.
- 25:14Speaker 7: Am I looking in the right place and for the
- 25:17Speaker 7: right price?
- 25:18Speaker 13: I'm very worried about the mortgage situation. You said retiring
- 25:22Speaker 13: in seven years. I don't believe it's seven years. I
- 25:24Speaker 13: feel we've only got another two. So you have to
- 25:26Speaker 13: look at your financial situation. So maybe cutting your cloth
- 25:29Speaker 13: as far as maybe you're looking at the suburb now
- 25:31Speaker 13: that you can afford. But I don't believe you'll be
- 25:34Speaker 13: retiring in seven years. I think something dramatic is going
- 25:36Speaker 13: to happen within a two-year period of time that you
- 25:39Speaker 13: will either, if you go where you are now, you'll
- 25:41Speaker 13: either have to resell or if you go to something
- 25:43Speaker 13: a little bit more affordable, you can be able to
- 25:46Speaker 13: manage the repayments.
- 25:48Speaker 3: Okay, so will it happen soon though?
- 25:52Speaker 13: Well, you've got to adjust what I just said. If
- 25:53Speaker 13: you don't adjust what you said, then you're in financial problems.
- 25:56Speaker 5: I mean, so you're saying that she's going to retire earlier?
- 26:00Speaker 13: Yes, she may not retire. Maybe something else happens. But
- 26:03Speaker 13: I've just seen two years' time there will be a
- 26:04Speaker 13: huge shake-up financially. So she really needs to change where
- 26:07Speaker 13: she's wanting to look at the moment.
- 26:09Speaker 14: All right.
- 26:10Speaker 1: Sienna, you're on. Go for it.
- 26:13Speaker 14: Hi, thank you so much. I've been with my partner
- 26:16Speaker 14: for about five years. We're both 22. We are quite young.
- 26:23Speaker 14: And my parents are also very, very strict and traditional
- 26:27Speaker 14: religious European. So we're not allowed to do a lot
- 26:30Speaker 14: of stuff, not allowed to go away together, no sleepovers,
- 26:34Speaker 14: none of that. But we've been going strong for five years.
- 26:37Speaker 14: So at least I know he loves me.
- 26:39Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 26:40Speaker 14: But we have been talking a lot about marriage because
- 26:42Speaker 14: that is the only way for me to kind of
- 26:45Speaker 14: get that freedom. And I just kind of want to
- 26:48Speaker 14: know if you see us getting engaged in the next year.
- 26:50Speaker 13: Yeah, I do believe you'll get engaged. But when you
- 26:52Speaker 13: say freedom, you need to understand also, look at how
- 26:54Speaker 13: your fiancé, we'll call him your fiancé, what he calls
- 26:57Speaker 13: freedom or what you call freedom, because sometimes we fall
- 27:00Speaker 13: into the patterns of our parents. And if you've got
- 27:02Speaker 13: very strict parenting, he may also feel that a woman
- 27:05Speaker 13: should dress this way once they're married. A woman should
- 27:07Speaker 13: do that once you're married. So I think you need
- 27:09Speaker 13: to sit down and talk about what you see in
- 27:12Speaker 13: a marriage and what is given and what isn't given.
- 27:15Speaker 13: I think it's a good relationship and I think it's stable.
- 27:17Speaker 13: But I need to say when you say freedom, I
- 27:20Speaker 13: think that may then also be the parents saying, oh,
- 27:22Speaker 13: a daughter-in-law shouldn't dress like that. So you've got to
- 27:26Speaker 13: have all of that conversation because you may think you're
- 27:29Speaker 13: going to have freedom, but the parents rule on both sides.
- 27:34Speaker 2: Okay? All right.
- 27:35Speaker 1: One more. Let's go.
- 27:37Speaker 3: Elise.
- 27:39Speaker 2: Morning, Gigi.
- 27:40Speaker 8: Good morning.
- 27:41Speaker 3: Just a quick question.
- 27:44Speaker 11: I currently have a four-year-old, two-year-old, and I'm pregnant with twins.
- 27:47Speaker 13: Oh, God.
- 27:48Speaker 4: Elise, you're busy.
- 27:51Speaker 14: Yes.
- 27:53Speaker 11: I guess just future, do we try to get a
- 27:57Speaker 11: bigger house now?
- 27:59Speaker 13: No, no. Stay put at the moment financially. I know
- 28:03Speaker 13: you've You're wanting to move and moving is stressful, but
- 28:07Speaker 13: I just think at the moment having twins can be expensive. Well,
- 28:10Speaker 13: you've had four kids can be expensive. Everything just says
- 28:13Speaker 13: to me, stay put. I think more like 2028, when
- 28:16Speaker 13: you look at your finances, look at the situation. See,
- 28:19Speaker 13: twins may come early. I'm not predicting that, but also
- 28:21Speaker 13: they may come early. So there may be more time
- 28:23Speaker 13: at the hospital situation, more stress. So the message is
- 28:26Speaker 13: not moving at this point in time. Just put up
- 28:29Speaker 13: with what you've got, which I don't think is bad
- 28:31Speaker 13: at all, actually. And it's also to settle this for
- 28:34Speaker 13: the older children. Moving into a new place, it can
- 28:37Speaker 13: be unsettling. This is predictable. But 2020, I think, is
- 28:40Speaker 13: a much better time.
- 28:41Speaker 2: Okay?
- 28:42Speaker 3: Okay.
- 28:43Speaker 2: Perfect.
- 28:43Speaker 9: Thank you so much.
- 28:44Speaker 1: My pleasure. Well, there we go. Georgina Walker.
- 28:46Speaker 4: Wow, you were snappy today.
- 28:47Speaker 1: Oh, the boss saw me.
- 28:48Speaker 2: Snap, snap, snap.
- 28:49Speaker 4: You fired three days.
- 28:50Speaker 2: I made your money.
- 28:51Speaker 5: You want an in-depth, private reading, you can go to georginawalker.com. Well,
- 28:58Speaker 5: I haven't said nothing, but I have said something and
- 29:01Speaker 5: apparently it's wrong.
- 29:03Speaker 1: And you're a chick. I need to run it past you.
- 29:06Speaker 3: Yep.
- 29:07Speaker 5: Because my girlfriend thinks I'm saying the wrong thing.
- 29:09Speaker 2: Okay.
- 29:10Speaker 5: So, a few months ago, you know, you've been together
- 29:13Speaker 5: since like December and then you're... Yeah.
- 29:16Speaker 4: So, what are you, what, nine months now?
- 29:18Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 29:18Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 29:18Speaker 1: Let's go with that. Okay.
- 29:19Speaker 3: So.
- 29:20Speaker 1: Cute. I did the... You know, the Illy, the love
- 29:24Speaker 1: you stuff.
- 29:25Speaker 4: Oh, you dropped a love bomb.
- 29:27Speaker 1: I think I wrote it first. Oh, you loser.
- 29:30Speaker 4: No, you didn't. In a text.
- 29:32Speaker 3: No, no, no, no.
- 29:32Speaker 1: I wrote her a letter.
- 29:35Speaker 6: Oh, that's nice.
- 29:36Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 29:36Speaker 4: That is so cute, my dear.
- 29:39Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 29:40Speaker 9: Are.
- 29:42Speaker 1: Not good with words.
- 29:44Speaker 4: Speak for yourself. You're a pretty average communicator.
- 29:49Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 29:49Speaker 5: And it's funny because I do it for a living.
- 29:51Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 29:52Speaker 2: But it's all surface level stuff here.
- 29:56Speaker 1: I'll get deep if you want.
- 29:57Speaker 2: Okay.
- 29:58Speaker 1: Anyway.
- 29:59Speaker 4: So you wrote her a love letter and declared her love.
- 30:02Speaker 1: I wrote I love you on the flowers.
- 30:05Speaker 4: Funeral flowers?
- 30:06Speaker 1: The flowers.
- 30:07Speaker 2: Oh, no.
- 30:08Speaker 1: So I gave her flowers. Anyway.
- 30:10Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 30:10Speaker 5: About a week or two ago, she said, do you realize,
- 30:13Speaker 5: and I didn't, being honest, I didn't realize, that apparently
- 30:16Speaker 5: I say, love you, not I love you.
- 30:23Speaker 1: Is that a thing?
- 30:25Speaker 2: That's a thing.
- 30:25Speaker 1: Does that matter?
- 30:27Speaker 4: Absolutely, it matters.
- 30:29Speaker 1: But what's the difference? Love you.
- 30:30Speaker 2: No, but hang on. Love you is what I say
- 30:32Speaker 2: to my girlfriends.
- 30:33Speaker 1: Yeah, I said it to my girlfriend.
- 30:36Speaker 4: No, but I say it to my friends.
- 30:37Speaker 2: Love you is just like an off-the-cuff love you.
- 30:40Speaker 1: But I don't say that to other people.
- 30:43Speaker 2: Yeah, but it doesn't have the same effect than saying
- 30:49Speaker 2: I love you. Like Ryan always signs off a phone
- 30:53Speaker 2: call to me. He'll be like, blah, blah, blah. Hey,
- 30:55Speaker 2: I got to go. Love you.
- 30:56Speaker 1: Bye. Oh, that means he doesn't love you then?
- 30:58Speaker 2: But it doesn't mean the same as him being like, hey,
- 31:02Speaker 2: I love you, babe. Or something like that and stopping
- 31:07Speaker 2: and maybe pausing at the end. It makes sense because
- 31:10Speaker 2: you're uncomfortable talking about your feelings that you would just
- 31:14Speaker 2: like brush it off.
- 31:15Speaker 1: Oh, 31065. Does that really matter? It's one letter. What
- 31:18Speaker 1: is the difference between love you and I love you?
- 31:21Speaker 2: Wait, when you wrote her your love letter with the flowers,
- 31:24Speaker 2: did you write love you or did you write I
- 31:26Speaker 2: love you?
- 31:27Speaker 1: Oh, maybe I just wrote love you.
- 31:29Speaker 10: Oh, no.
- 31:30Speaker 1: I must have. I don't know.
- 31:32Speaker 5: It just comes naturally to write. Love you doesn't matter, Sean.
- 31:34Speaker 5: Come on, back a man up here.
- 31:36Speaker 2: Nah, don't.
- 31:38Speaker 1: I think it does, actually.
- 31:41Speaker 6: I think it has more meaning behind it if you say,
- 31:43Speaker 6: I love you. But I reckon it is harder for
- 31:46Speaker 6: guys to say.
- 31:47Speaker 2: I don't know why.
- 31:47Speaker 11: What it is.
- 31:48Speaker 6: Like this macho sort of, I don't know.
- 31:50Speaker 1: But it is.
- 31:50Speaker 2: Like it does feel a bit. It's so much more.
- 31:53Speaker 2: It has so much more meaning when you say, I
- 31:56Speaker 2: love you.
- 31:57Speaker 1: Really?
- 31:57Speaker 2: And especially if you look her in the eye.
- 32:00Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 32:01Speaker 10: And.
- 32:02Speaker 2: You know?
- 32:03Speaker 1: Say it.
- 32:03Speaker 2: Say it.
- 32:04Speaker 4: Look at me now. I'm Alana, okay?
- 32:06Speaker 3: Are you?
- 32:07Speaker 4: I mean, I'm 20 years older than her, but just imagine.
- 32:12Speaker 2: Well, I'm, how old is she?
- 32:13Speaker 4: You're not 20 years older.
- 32:15Speaker 2: Oh, sorry, she's 30, almost 30.
- 32:16Speaker 4: Oh, no, I've just aged myself.
- 32:19Speaker 2: I've given Alana a compliment there. She looks very young.
- 32:21Speaker 1: So now every time I can't say love you, can't
- 32:24Speaker 1: say it anymore.
- 32:24Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
- 32:25Speaker 1: You've got to say I love you.
- 32:26Speaker 4: You can say it casually at the end of a
- 32:28Speaker 4: phone call.
- 32:29Speaker 1: Slap on the bum, love ya.
- 32:31Speaker 2: Yeah, stuff like that. As long as you are having
- 32:34Speaker 2: moments where you say I love you or you reach
- 32:35Speaker 2: across the table at dinner and say.
- 32:37Speaker 1: I love you.
- 32:38Speaker 2: I love you.
- 32:38Speaker 1: It's the I. Isn't it funny that one letter.
- 32:40Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 32:41Speaker 1: You didn't even think it was a thing.
- 32:42Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 32:43Speaker 1: I love you.
- 32:44Speaker 2: You nailed it.
- 32:45Speaker 1: You're welcome, Alana.
- 32:46Speaker 5: I reckon I've had all these X's and I've just
- 32:48Speaker 5: been saying love ya to all of them.
- 32:49Speaker 2: Yeah, no wonder they've left you.
- 32:51Speaker 6: You might have been able to keep them if you
- 32:52Speaker 6: just said I.
- 32:52Speaker 4: That was the missing piece.
- 32:56Speaker 1: Oh, well. It's 22 past eight right now.
- 32:59Speaker 2: Okay, well, I'm talking to all the mums hopefully listening
- 33:01Speaker 2: and the dads. If you struggle to get your kids
- 33:04Speaker 2: up for school in the morning, we've actually found the
- 33:06Speaker 2: best way to get them out of bed, and I'll
- 33:09Speaker 2: tell you all about that next.
- 33:11Speaker 1: Oh, love story. My love story by Taylor Swift. playing
- 33:17Speaker 1: right now. I love Story. I love Story. I love you, Story.
- 33:21Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go.
- 33:22Speaker 3: Yeah, cool.
- 33:23Speaker 2: Oh, that was a great song.
- 33:24Speaker 1: I wanted to.
- 33:25Speaker 2: Play more of that. All right, so obviously all parents,
- 33:27Speaker 2: if you've got kids, we have all experienced the stress.
- 33:33Speaker 2: and horror of trying to persuade a child to get
- 33:35Speaker 2: out of bed, you know, so they're not late for school.
- 33:37Speaker 1: I have three.
- 33:37Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. My middle child is an absolute gun, gets
- 33:40Speaker 2: up at 6.30, gets himself dressed, makes himself breakfast. My
- 33:43Speaker 2: other eldest and youngest, not so good.
- 33:45Speaker 1: Don't want to get out.
- 33:46Speaker 5: Isn't there a thing where kids are really young, they
- 33:48Speaker 5: wake up early, and then you get to a certain age?
- 33:50Speaker 3: No.
- 33:50Speaker 13: No?
- 33:51Speaker 4: No.
- 33:51Speaker 2: I feel like you're either a night or a morning person,
- 33:55Speaker 2: and that is, like, instilled within people. By birth. So
- 33:58Speaker 2: like my eldest and my youngest, they will sleep into
- 34:00Speaker 2: like 9am if I gave them the opportunity. Whereas my
- 34:04Speaker 2: middle child will, it's like he is incapable of sleeping
- 34:09Speaker 2: past 7.30. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 34:11Speaker 1: Just got to get out of bed.
- 34:12Speaker 2: 7am even.
- 34:12Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
- 34:14Speaker 2: But it turns out that instead of yelling and screaming and,
- 34:18Speaker 2: nagging and harassing them. We've been doing it all wrong.
- 34:21Speaker 1: Okay. How do you get a kid out of bed then?
- 34:23Speaker 4: So you need a butler.
- 34:26Speaker 1: Okay.
- 34:27Speaker 2: Because we've all got the cash for one of them, right?
- 34:31Speaker 2: But the butler to Ukrainian model Anna Maligan has shared
- 34:37Speaker 2: the ways that he wakes her up in her huge mansion.
- 34:42Speaker 3: Okay.
- 34:42Speaker 4: Have a listen to her butler.
- 34:44Speaker 10: First, enter the room quietly. Open the curtains 30%. Prepare
- 34:51Speaker 10: fresh water and tea by the bedside. Then from a
- 34:54Speaker 10: respectful distance and at a gentle volume level. Good morning, madam.
- 35:01Speaker 10: Your tea is ready. Her slippers should be placed beside
- 35:05Speaker 10: the bed facing outward and the rope within reach.
- 35:09Speaker 1: And only after that.
- 35:11Speaker 10: You introduce the day's schedule.
- 35:13Speaker 1: Did that work on your kids?
- 35:15Speaker 2: I feel like that he's missing somebody in the corner
- 35:17Speaker 2: of the room playing a harp. Like that's all that's
- 35:20Speaker 2: missing from that picture right there.
- 35:22Speaker 5: How good is that feeling, though, like when you don't
- 35:24Speaker 5: have an alarm and you just naturally wake up to
- 35:26Speaker 5: a bit of sun coming in, which is what he's
- 35:28Speaker 5: doing there.
- 35:28Speaker 1: Would that work on your kids?
- 35:30Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like that would work on anyone, right?
- 35:33Speaker 1: You'd wake up? Your kids would wake up to that?
- 35:35Speaker 4: That would be a lovely way to wake up. Soft energy.
- 35:38Speaker 4: And gently.
- 35:40Speaker 1: It's nice, right?
- 35:41Speaker 4: Not like what my parents used to do.
- 35:43Speaker 1: Yeah, what did they do to you?
- 35:45Speaker 2: Well, my mum used to be like, get up, get up,
- 35:47Speaker 2: get up, you're late. My dad, I'm a bit more
- 35:52Speaker 2: like my middle child.
- 35:53Speaker 4: I can't sleep in to save my life.
- 35:55Speaker 2: And I think it stems from early, early on. Even
- 36:00Speaker 2: on the weekend, he would come in and he would
- 36:02Speaker 2: sing like this, rise and shine, as he was just
- 36:07Speaker 2: like ripping my windows apart.
- 36:10Speaker 4: So the sunlight just streamed straight into my face, yeah.
- 36:14Speaker 1: I was a... Shit of a teenager.
- 36:16Speaker 2: No surprises there.
- 36:18Speaker 1: If mum didn't drop me up to school, I wouldn't
- 36:20Speaker 1: have gone. I just wouldn't go. And she even caught
- 36:22Speaker 1: me once.
- 36:22Speaker 5: She dropped me near the oval and I just sort
- 36:24Speaker 5: of snuck off and started smoking a ciggy and I
- 36:27Speaker 5: still remember mum walking down, catching me. But getting me
- 36:30Speaker 5: out of bed, I reckon year nine and ten, you know,
- 36:33Speaker 5: because that's kind of the worst years.
- 36:34Speaker 1: It just would have been horrendous for her.
- 36:36Speaker 2: How did she get you out?
- 36:37Speaker 1: She got to the point I remember her throwing cold
- 36:40Speaker 1: water on me.
- 36:42Speaker 2: An ice bucket.
- 36:43Speaker 1: Yeah, literally.
- 36:44Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 36:44Speaker 1: She would walk in there with cold water and throw
- 36:46Speaker 1: it over me.
- 36:47Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 36:47Speaker 2: Well, see, all the parents are doing it wrong. We
- 36:49Speaker 2: all need butlers.
- 36:50Speaker 1: Yes, we do. If only we could all afford the butlers.
- 36:52Speaker 2: I know. It's where we've gone wrong, guys.
- 36:53Speaker 1: All right.
- 36:54Speaker 14: All right.
- 36:54Speaker 1: Our last calls now, if you want to get on air, 131065. Hello, Ryan.
- 36:58Speaker 4: Hey, Ryan.
- 37:00Speaker 3: G'day, mate. How are you?
- 37:01Speaker 1: Good, man. What's up? What do you want to chat about?
- 37:02Speaker 3: This is about, I heard Amy talking about the electrical circuit.
- 37:08Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Yes, my fridge, my toaster, Alexa's turned off.
- 37:13Speaker 1: And they're all in the kitchen.
- 37:14Speaker 4: It's all in the kitchen, yes.
- 37:15Speaker 2: I feel like it's localized, but then the lights in
- 37:17Speaker 2: the kitchen work.
- 37:19Speaker 1: Okay. What's going on, Ryan? Are you a sparky or something?
- 37:22Speaker 3: Yes, I am, mate. I am, yes.
- 37:24Speaker 1: What's happening? Is there an emergency? Is the house going
- 37:26Speaker 1: to burn down?
- 37:26Speaker 2: Do I need to return home immediately?
- 37:28Speaker 3: So a certain amount of electricity goes through each circuit. Yeah.
- 37:33Speaker 3: And if you put too many plugs in... Mm-hmm. into
- 37:37Speaker 3: the one circuit, you can overload it. And that's why
- 37:40Speaker 3: it trips. And if you're overloading it, it can cause
- 37:42Speaker 3: fires or whatever. But it's also some appliances could be
- 37:47Speaker 3: faulty as well.
- 37:48Speaker 1: Because it's never happened before, right?
- 37:50Speaker 2: No. And so my question to you, Ryan, is there's
- 37:53Speaker 2: nothing that's been recently plugged.
- 37:56Speaker 4: In or new.
- 37:57Speaker 2: So it's all the same things that have been pre-existing.
- 38:03Speaker 2: So why all of a sudden?
- 38:07Speaker 3: Well, it could be one of your appliances malfunctioning. Getting old, yeah. Yeah,
- 38:11Speaker 3: getting old.
- 38:11Speaker 1: It could be your toaster. I reckon it's the toaster.
- 38:14Speaker 1: You know what?
- 38:15Speaker 2: I have moved my toaster from one side of the
- 38:18Speaker 2: stove to the other.
- 38:19Speaker 4: Oh, it could be that.
- 38:20Speaker 2: So maybe it's just a different power point or– It.
- 38:22Speaker 1: Could be as simple as that. You know, my toaster
- 38:25Speaker 1: broke like five years ago.
- 38:26Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 38:27Speaker 5: And I just never bought a new one. I was
- 38:29Speaker 5: toasting bread on the grill. My girlfriend got the jack
- 38:31Speaker 5: of her. She bought me a nice smeg one.
- 38:33Speaker 1: Yeah. I honestly wouldn't have, I just wouldn't have bothered
- 38:35Speaker 1: getting one. Yeah.
- 38:37Speaker 3: Okay.
- 38:37Speaker 1: How often do you, I mean, you got a family.
- 38:38Speaker 2: I use my toaster every morning.
- 38:40Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 38:40Speaker 2: Or day.
- 38:41Speaker 1: And ruining your circuit board.
- 38:43Speaker 3: Sure.
- 38:44Speaker 2: I'll switch it back to its old place.
- 38:46Speaker 1: Hey, Rachel's on.
- 38:47Speaker 9: Hello.
- 38:47Speaker 1: What did you want to talk about?
- 38:48Speaker 4: Hey, Rach.
- 38:50Speaker 8: Hey, I wanted to talk about the AI songwriting.
- 38:53Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 38:53Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 38:54Speaker 8: So I'm thinking if I was able to use AI
- 38:57Speaker 8: and become a successful songwriter and make money for myself,
- 39:01Speaker 8: I think that would be fantastic and an awesome way
- 39:04Speaker 8: to support my family.
- 39:06Speaker 1: Sure, but like you're cheating, aren't you?
- 39:10Speaker 8: No, I believe that the people who think that it's
- 39:12Speaker 8: cheating are probably people that are financially stable and have
- 39:16Speaker 8: never had a problem paying a bill.
- 39:17Speaker 6: Oh, It's pretty hard to make money out of music, though.
- 39:20Speaker 6: I mean, I say what you mean, but me as
- 39:24Speaker 6: a songwriter, I wouldn't like to release AI songs.
- 39:28Speaker 1: You'd feel like a fraud, you said.
- 39:29Speaker 2: And I think when it's your profession, like you're in
- 39:32Speaker 2: a band and it's like something that you have been
- 39:36Speaker 2: doing for years and years and years.
- 39:37Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 39:39Speaker 2: It's hard to kind of digest the thought of somebody
- 39:43Speaker 2: getting AI to write music and then potentially.
- 39:46Speaker 4: I.
- 39:46Speaker 6: Suppose it's just like me saying it's just not my
- 39:48Speaker 6: cup of tea. So other people probably are doing it
- 39:51Speaker 6: right now and they're releasing songs that have mixes of
- 39:55Speaker 6: different other artists and they sound like... And there are
- 39:57Speaker 6: cool mixes out there. I don't dispute that, but I
- 40:00Speaker 6: just wouldn't do it myself.
- 40:01Speaker 1: But Rachel, you're saying if you need a buck, it's
- 40:04Speaker 1: a good way to get money.
- 40:06Speaker 9: Absolutely.
- 40:06Speaker 8: As a single parent who is struggling, I would totally
- 40:09Speaker 8: do it and I'd be so proud of myself putting
- 40:11Speaker 8: food on the table.
- 40:12Speaker 1: Well, what's stopping you? Get out your GPT, write a song, Rachel.
- 40:17Speaker 8: Well, I probably will now that you guys have put
- 40:19Speaker 8: that idea into my head.
- 40:20Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good idea.
- 40:22Speaker 2: There you go.
- 40:23Speaker 3: All right.
- 40:23Speaker 5: On the show tomorrow, world-famous etiquette expert. You heard this
- 40:27Speaker 5: William Hansen bloke before, Pauline's brother.
- 40:30Speaker 4: No, it's not Pauline's brother.
- 40:32Speaker 1: It can be more opposite, actually.
- 40:33Speaker 4: He is so funny.
- 40:36Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 40:36Speaker 1: Well, he's on. He's going to judge how ladylike Amy is.
- 40:39Speaker 1: Do you think you're ladylike? Oh, my God.
- 40:41Speaker 2: This is so funny because I don't know if you–
- 40:44Speaker 2: you're not on socials, but there's this other Aussie comedian.
- 40:47Speaker 2: He was at the Logies, Luke Cook, and he takes
- 40:51Speaker 2: William Hansen's videos and then does like a parody of them.
- 40:55Speaker 1: Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.
- 40:55Speaker 4: And they are so hilarious.
- 40:59Speaker 2: They're very, very funny. Go and have a look at Luke.
- 41:01Speaker 1: All right. Well, he's on. He's going to judge you. Oh, God.
- 41:04Speaker 2: I am– I mean, I'm going to be on my
- 41:07Speaker 2: best behavior ever. This is what Big B had.
- 41:10Speaker 4: Me in training for.
- 41:11Speaker 1: Did you go to finishing school?
- 41:13Speaker 2: Finishing school.
- 41:13Speaker 3: Did you?
- 41:13Speaker 2: Absolutely not. But my dad, my table manners are so good.
- 41:18Speaker 2: He trained me so that I could have dinner with
- 41:20Speaker 2: the queen.
- 41:21Speaker 3: All right.
- 41:21Speaker 1: Well, let's see. With William Hanson tomorrow.
- 41:23Speaker 4: Bring it, William.
- 41:24Speaker 5: Our listeners reached out for our help. Their relationship, very divided.
- 41:29Speaker 5: Something to do with the dude's job.
- 41:32Speaker 1: Male gigolo. I don't know. It's a bit of an issue.
- 41:37Speaker 1: Your chance to win a brand new car, thousands of
- 41:39Speaker 1: bucks with our pop quiz. And Gordie's coming up.
- 41:41Speaker 5: Your chance to go to the iHeartRadio Music Festival in Vegas.
- 41:45Speaker 1: Have a good day. Go home and fix your toaster, Amy.
- 41:47Speaker 1: Very important.
- 41:48Speaker 8: Yes, I will.
- 41:48Speaker 4: Yeah, moving back into its old place.
- 41:50Speaker 1: We'll see you tomorrow here.
- 41:51Speaker 4: See you in the morning.
- 41:53Speaker 3: 6am.
- 41:53Speaker 1: Bye-bye.
- 41:53Speaker 3: Bye.