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Luke’s Diner: Going Green · I Am All In with Scott Patterson

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  Speaker 1: I Am all In Again. It's you.
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  Speaker 2: Luke's Diner with Scott Patterson, an iHeartRadio.
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  Speaker 1: Podcast, Everybody Scott Patterson I Am All In Podcast Another
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  Speaker 1: edition of Luke's Diner with the one and only Glozell Green.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you a little something. This actress comedian,
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  Speaker 1: dubbed as the original Queen of YouTube that has garnered
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  Speaker 1: over eight hundred million views across all her platforms. That's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of views if you're counting her Cinnamon Challenge
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  Speaker 1: video alone has over sixty million views. Glozzelle has always
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  Speaker 1: lent her voice to beloved animated hits like a DreamWorks
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  Speaker 1: Trolls series and Disney Wreck It Ralph. Now you can
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  Speaker 1: see her on a new season of Food Networks Worse
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  Speaker 1: Cooks in America. Welcome Glozel. How the heck are you hello?
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  Speaker 2: This is glows Is you okay? Is you good? Because
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  Speaker 2: I want to know. I am excited. I'm good. Where's
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  Speaker 2: the food? I mean, it's called Luke's Dinner, So I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I thought I was gonna get something to eat.
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  Speaker 1: Well you can, you can. You can eat on the
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  Speaker 1: show if you want to.
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  Speaker 2: The fault I will tell me so fulk Okay, don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how to book this with without food.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, did you so you.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't have Apparently you didn't have breakfast. You haven't had
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  Speaker 1: breakfast yet.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I thought I was eating. I thought like, maybe
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  Speaker 2: someone's gonna be delivered, like you know, because it's a dinner.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna you know,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm able to do this now because I have
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  Speaker 1: this technology. I'm gonna email you some pancakes.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that will work.
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  Speaker 1: My buddy, My buddy emails me burgers all the time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he knows how to do it, but you gotta know
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  Speaker 1: how to do it right. Okay, I'm an email. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me let me just do that.
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  Speaker 2: Hang out something to.
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  Speaker 1: Look. I can't email the pancakes, pancakes and the syrup
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  Speaker 1: and the same email, so it's gonna be a separate email.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, oh my goodness.
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  Speaker 1: All right, And if you want butter, you want butter,
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  Speaker 1: that's a third email. So three, you're gonna get three emails.
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  Speaker 2: But how many pancakes with no butter?
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  Speaker 1: That's all right, you go, you're gonna get three emails.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna get.
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  Speaker 2: Three well, do what you gotta do.
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  Speaker 1: If you have a knife and a fork, I can
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  Speaker 1: email that too.
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  Speaker 2: Well. You know what, I just recently threw out all
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  Speaker 2: my silverware because I'm trying to find bamboo or wood
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  Speaker 2: things to eat with, right, And I never would do
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  Speaker 2: that if I still had.
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  Speaker 1: My sil war You know why I don't do that
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  Speaker 1: because every if I get two hungry, I'll eat the
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  Speaker 1: damn wood, you know. I mean, wow, and it's like good,
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  Speaker 1: it's good roffage. It's good for the I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Going in, but coming out, Yeah, that ain't gonna feel
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  Speaker 2: too good. Splinters like splinters there.
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  Speaker 1: That in the simpathy dudu and yip.
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  Speaker 2: That part exactly.
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  Speaker 1: All right? So you went viral for a very specific reason.
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  Speaker 1: You made a video about your push up bra yes,
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  Speaker 1: and then again for the Cinnamon Challenge became abe sensation.
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  Speaker 1: What was it? What possessed you to do this?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we'll say what happened was all right? With the
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  Speaker 2: Cinnamon Challenge, people were like, you need to do the
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  Speaker 2: Cinnamon chal and I'm like, I don't do anything that
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  Speaker 2: I didn't create. But it was like so much pressure.
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  Speaker 2: So I was like, well, what's gonna make it different?
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  Speaker 2: Like you just put some cinnamon in, so maybe I'll
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  Speaker 2: just do more cinnamon. And in that moment, I realized, oh,
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  Speaker 2: this is why it's a challenge. I'm literally going to die.
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  Speaker 2: It turned into like this cake like paste in my
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  Speaker 2: throat and I'm like, I'm laughing, I'm crying. I'm like
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  Speaker 2: cause and and I can't breathe. I'm like, oh, this
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  Speaker 2: is what's going now?
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  Speaker 1: So you were just you were just down in straight cinnamon.
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  Speaker 2: Yes it was in a ladle, so it was just
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  Speaker 2: a bunch and I just put it all in my mouth.
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  Speaker 2: And then you know, it's everywhere. You disappointed where you
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  Speaker 2: can't even see me. There's so much everywhere, And yes,
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  Speaker 2: people like enjoyed almost watching me, Like so there you go,
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  Speaker 2: even talk about it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so you did that. You had no idea what
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  Speaker 1: would happen? It becomes this viral sensation. What happens after that?
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  Speaker 1: You start? I mean, you get a career out of it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean what happened?
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  Speaker 2: I have to tell you that, Yeah, you get a
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  Speaker 2: career out of that. Because now I'm on the Today's Show,
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  Speaker 2: I'm on the Doctors, I'm on Doctor Oz like all
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  Speaker 2: these os like this is what you're not supposed to
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  Speaker 2: do because finally they have an adult. They don't have
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  Speaker 2: like kids doing it, Like here's something stupid not to do,
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  Speaker 2: but we have an adult that we can bring on
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  Speaker 2: the show now to show you what not to do.
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  Speaker 2: So yes, I ended up going everywhere. I ended up,
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  Speaker 2: you know, at the White House.
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  Speaker 1: At the White House.
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  Speaker 2: I ended up interviewing my first interview. Like I don't
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  Speaker 2: interview people. I interviewed a sitting president, President Barack Obama
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  Speaker 2: in the White House.
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  Speaker 1: You interviewed Obama at the White House, So you stick up.
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  Speaker 1: You took a half a pound of cinnamon, almost killed
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  Speaker 1: yourself and that leads you to an interview with the president.
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  Speaker 2: Popularity is popularity. But let me tell you, speaking of
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  Speaker 2: not eating, I am invited to the White House, all
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  Speaker 2: them dining rooms. I ain't got enough food.
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  Speaker 1: What's what's the deal with people not giving Did they
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  Speaker 1: email you anything any food?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: They did not.
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  Speaker 2: Email me anything. No. So you said you're gonna email me.
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  Speaker 2: You bet you best to do what you said was
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  Speaker 2: going to do.
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  Speaker 1: Let me let me get on that. I know some
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  Speaker 1: people that I can help there.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you begging. So yeah, I'm like I'm walking through
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  Speaker 2: your house. If I go to your house, you're supposed
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  Speaker 2: to give me something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we feed everybody comes through here. Absolutely, I'll go
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  Speaker 1: to your house. And we yanked a mailman in the
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  Speaker 1: other day and shoved a cheese sandwich down his throat
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  Speaker 1: and kicked him out.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean that's something. So the internet has really
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  Speaker 2: brought like a lot of great opportunities, like trolls like
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  Speaker 2: you mentioned. And what it's great about trolls is that
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  Speaker 2: one of the main characters for me is just a
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  Speaker 2: temper Lake and you grow up watching it, well, grew
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  Speaker 2: up watching I'm older than him, but still you know
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  Speaker 2: the boy bands are like, you know, I'm his.
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  Speaker 1: Grandmother, okay, and trolls Okay, I'm like.
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  Speaker 2: I need that to be on my tombstone, like justin
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  Speaker 2: Timberlake's grandma and did not get fed at the White
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  Speaker 2: House by a president bolling.
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  Speaker 1: People or on Luke Steiner. You tell me some food
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  Speaker 1: that count I did more than Obama did for you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's go, let's go here.
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  Speaker 2: I can't I can't question, I can't.
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  Speaker 3: I can't.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, yes, that is that is true.
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  Speaker 1: In your story. I fed you, Yes, electronically.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, okay, you try to do something. Okay, that is
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  Speaker 2: a prerequisite. Don't invite me. I'm not gonna have like
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  Speaker 2: craft service.
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  Speaker 1: Is something I got bad news the server. The server
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  Speaker 1: kicked it back.
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  Speaker 2: It's because Mercury is a retrograde and it's just a
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  Speaker 2: hot mess right now for technology.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I was gonna say. All right, let me
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  Speaker 1: try again. I'm gonna try again in a couple of minutes.
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  Speaker 1: So all right, So you've performed at all the Incredible
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  Speaker 1: Economy Stages, Friends, Comedy Store, laugh Factory, the Apollo.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Did you always want to be a stand up comedian?
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  Speaker 2: No, not at all. But people are like, oh, you're
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  Speaker 2: so funny and the stories that you're telling, and I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 2: you know, but when you have a it's hard to
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  Speaker 2: get other people to have the same drive with you.
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  Speaker 2: So I didn't care to be on the stage by myself.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, let's do a team or a group
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  Speaker 2: or somebody. But you know, people show up late, or
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  Speaker 2: they just not mentioning your energy, or you know, they
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  Speaker 2: they're working on their own schedule rightfully, so and your
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  Speaker 2: project is not as passionate as their project. So you
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  Speaker 2: end up going up by yourself. You know, I'm there
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  Speaker 2: on time. I can't wait for you to you know,
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  Speaker 2: we're supposed to go on right now. So a lot
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  Speaker 2: of that happened.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, so what's that like that first time?
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  Speaker 1: You know you did you work on your material? And no,
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  Speaker 1: you just went up there and freestyle.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a person because I'm like, Okay, this is what
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna talk about, and then that's what I do.
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  Speaker 2: And that also adds to the panic of oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm going to do, you know,
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  Speaker 2: but I use that and that's my.
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  Speaker 1: Thing, so is your It is your idea. Just get
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  Speaker 1: up there and do a streaming consciousness thing and just
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  Speaker 1: keep talking, just.
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  Speaker 2: Can't talking, just keep talking exact and most of the
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  Speaker 2: time that works, you know, especially not like hosting, and
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  Speaker 2: like so I can talk in between the comics or
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  Speaker 2: or whatever the event is and and make that funny
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  Speaker 2: in between. That's I feel like it's my sweet spot.
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  Speaker 2: I think that that is my my talent as opposed
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  Speaker 2: to just go up there and start beginning in and
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  Speaker 2: now I'm the next person. I can weave in between,
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  Speaker 2: you know, all the comics or whoever, whatever it is
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  Speaker 2: between juggling and this and that, that kind of thing,
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  Speaker 2: that's my talent.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so now you're on the Food Networks
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  Speaker 1: Worst Cooks in America? What made you sign up? I
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  Speaker 1: want to do that show?
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  Speaker 2: Well, first of all, I can't cook for nothing. And
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  Speaker 2: then one time I tried to cook and it was
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  Speaker 2: smoke and not one time, more in the morning one time,
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  Speaker 2: but this time the firemen came. And so my friends like,
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  Speaker 2: you are really terrible. You are just the worst.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I am the worst the fireman.
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  Speaker 2: But I was like, oh, this is a way to
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  Speaker 2: get men in my house. I mean, and I know
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  Speaker 2: they got a job, right, and they're in uniform. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I like this. However, you know the
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  Speaker 2: alarms going off. That's not going good.
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  Speaker 1: You know, did maintenance show up in uniforms too?
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  Speaker 2: Did you know? See the maintenance uniforms is not quite
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  Speaker 2: the same.
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  Speaker 1: No, you don't like those as much. They're not as tailored.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe no, like I mean the fireman there to save
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  Speaker 2: me help a lady.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Well, let's go back to Anne. What's your favorite
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  Speaker 1: memory of working?
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  Speaker 2: My favorite? So this is something I've never told but
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  Speaker 2: after the show, I DMed her and she was dming
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  Speaker 2: me back. So because you know, it's like a mom,
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  Speaker 2: You're like you want her to be proud of you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I did so bad, you know. You know,
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  Speaker 2: I just want you to know that I'm still still trying,
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  Speaker 2: you know, because she got on me about anion, like
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  Speaker 2: I don't care that the onions all look the same,
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  Speaker 2: like when you cut them, like I'm you know, like
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  Speaker 2: she wanted them to look nice and pretty and they
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  Speaker 2: all look like I'm like they gonna taste the same.
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  Speaker 2: Like we're on a different page, Like I don't. I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Am I supposed to care about the onions? You know,
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  Speaker 2: Like I'm like, I'm not even on this page? Why
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  Speaker 2: am I here? So I now I'm learning like everything, presentation, everything,
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 1: Like right, you know, people take this cooking stuff very
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  Speaker 1: very seriously.
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  Speaker 2: But I get it. It's her thing. But I didn't
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  Speaker 2: really get it till I was there. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: it's a show.
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  Speaker 1: It's like if a chef is in your face screaming
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  Speaker 1: at you, then maybe they shouldn't be handling food, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, trying to get me to you know, I mean
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  Speaker 2: that I mean, she's a Simon Cowell.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, where's the love that goes into the food,
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  Speaker 1: and then you serve and the people eat the love, right,
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  Speaker 1: But if they're screaming, what are you serving them?
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  Speaker 2: Well, well I'm serving them. She's screaming at me. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not screaming at the food. So you know, the food
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  Speaker 2: was okay.
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  Speaker 1: In your opinion, when you're cooking, is it best to
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  Speaker 1: just burn down the living room first, or do you
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  Speaker 1: start burning down the kitchen?
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know, however, you get the firemen there because
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  Speaker 2: that I'm like.
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  Speaker 1: That right closest to the smoke alarm, that's the room
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  Speaker 1: that was really nice.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So I've had firemen police, I've caused quite a
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  Speaker 2: few things in the kitchen, but no one has ever
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  Speaker 2: gotten seconds.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody ever wanted anymore because because of because the portions
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  Speaker 1: are so big when you.
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  Speaker 2: Because it doesn't taste good, because my food is nasty,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, all I have to do. I've tried
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  Speaker 2: to Paula Deena. I'm like, just put butter on everything,
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  Speaker 2: and it's so nasty. I don't know like how she'd like.
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  Speaker 2: It didn't work for me. I'm from the South I'm
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  Speaker 2: just supposed to be and it did not work. And
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  Speaker 2: there's a man that I'm trying.
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  Speaker 1: To get right right, and you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, they say you got to learn how to cook,
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  Speaker 2: so right, why Brady, I'm trying to get you.
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  Speaker 1: What are his favorite foods?
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  Speaker 3: See?
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  Speaker 2: I tried. I asked him what his favorite food before
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  Speaker 2: I went on the show. He didn't answered me. He's probably,
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  Speaker 2: you know, scared at this point, but I'm like, I'm
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  Speaker 2: not giving up.
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  Speaker 1: Flaming filet of yak. Maybe for that part, you just
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  Speaker 1: get a yack, light it on fire, call a Wayne.
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  Speaker 1: But over here it's time to dig it.
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  Speaker 2: He's probably like, no, thank you, no thank you. He's
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  Speaker 2: running away, But so far he hasn't blocked me, so
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  Speaker 2: I keep sending him messages.
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  Speaker 1: All right, well that's good. All right. So listen. I
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  Speaker 1: was on the show Gilmore Girls. Have you seen Gilmore Girls.
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  Speaker 1: It's a comfort show.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm living the ghetto Gilmore Girls, because
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  Speaker 2: my daughter is nine, and you know, technically she's you know,
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  Speaker 2: I can't ever you know, get on her about stuff
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  Speaker 2: because she'd be right. I'm the one to be wrong,
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  Speaker 2: you know, she's right. So I always call us the
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  Speaker 2: ghetto Gimo girl. So yes, I definitely know who you are.
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  Speaker 1: So you show your daughter's precocious and she's she's straightening
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  Speaker 1: you out, she's giving you in that part.
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  Speaker 2: That part is just like I cleaned up this refrigerator
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  Speaker 2: and don't you mess it up? And I'm like, how
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  Speaker 2: am I supposed to?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
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  Speaker 2: You can't talk to me, that would you? Right, because
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  Speaker 2: you're the one cleaned it up?
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  Speaker 1: Like uh huh.
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  Speaker 2: So there's things like that where I'm like, I'm the parent,
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  Speaker 2: but I just feel like I'm just older, Right, I'm
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  Speaker 2: just older. She's one in a parent, but I'm just older.
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  Speaker 2: I was just going first, all right.
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  Speaker 1: So we just recapped an episode where Rory and Jess
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  Speaker 1: go out for ice cream on Worst Cooks in America
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  Speaker 1: did an ice cream challenge? Right, how would you make it?
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  Speaker 1: How do you make ice cream?
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  Speaker 3: See?
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't be on the show if I knew how
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  Speaker 2: to do all these things. But I do know that
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  Speaker 2: it's supposed to be cold and you you use.
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  Speaker 1: Ice, right, sure cream cream would be good ice cream?
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  Speaker 1: Ice cream? And what else? Sugar? You would need sugar?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and maybe you want to put some vanilla or fruit.
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  Speaker 2: But see another thing about the show is since I
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  Speaker 2: couldn't cook and my mom couldn't cook, I didn't care
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  Speaker 2: for all the seasonings. I'm used to think playing and
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  Speaker 2: bland and you know, and I'm like, well, why would
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  Speaker 2: I put all this? What is a I don't like?
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  Speaker 2: I don't I don't use this kind of stuff. You know,
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  Speaker 2: when you get stuff out of the box, it's already seasoned.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you got a spice racket. You gotta fill
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  Speaker 1: that up. That's that's money. That's a lot of money.
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  Speaker 2: I almost choked on cinnamon, so I mean I did choke.
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  Speaker 2: I almost died off of cinion. So why would I
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  Speaker 2: use any more seasonings? I know what pepper is and
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  Speaker 2: I don't any who.
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  Speaker 1: It was problematic when when is the movie of your
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  Speaker 1: life coming out? Who's gonna play you? Who's gonna play you? Huh?
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  Speaker 2: You know the person that's playing me is up and
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  Speaker 2: coming someone because everybody else is you know, they've done
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  Speaker 2: it whatever a thousand dollars. So it might be one
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  Speaker 2: of that that little black kick that played the Little
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  Speaker 2: Mermaid neighborhood.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, is there is there a film on your
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  Speaker 1: in your life? And development? Is it? Is it happening.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, that I'm Mary Wayne Brady. And then then
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  Speaker 2: then we can.
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  Speaker 1: So he's your dream guy? Yes, okay? Is he aware
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  Speaker 1: of this?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: He is aware? Are you so you've you've reached out
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: through proper channels or you've slid into his d ms?
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: How have you made him aware of this?
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: I send? I sent him a message just yesterday?
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Did you really?
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: What did you say? What did you say?
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: I said? When people see us acting like teenagers, it's
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: okay because we've been with the wrong people until we
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: get together and I know he's like I feel like
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: he laughs, but he doesn't respond, you know, because he's like,
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: you're nuts and the like. How do I tell her
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: to stop doing this? And I'm not going to so stop? No, No,
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna cook for him. I'm gonna feed him and
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: not set the place on fire.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Now, where do you go to get yack? I mean
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: you got to get fresh yak fresh.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Yack, yaggty yack. Don't talk back. Well, he won't know.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: It's chicky. He won't know.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: He won't know.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: People don't know what yack tastes like.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: No, they don't. I don't think anybody's ever ordered yak maybe, I'm.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Sure yak is on the menu.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: I think mongolia you can get yack.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Well, there you go. But I'm not going any places
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: where I have to take extra like vaccines. I'm not
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: going here. I'm not going there. No, if I had
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: to take shots to go there and then I don't
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: need mosquitos that can take me out, I don't think so.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: No, no, No, I've seen, I've seen. I've been in
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: places where mosquitos can carry you away. They're so big.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm from Florida, that's our state bird.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, where do you go to Alaska? Go to Alaska.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: I've been to Alaska and they have they have they
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: have mosquitos that are like they're like hawks. They're so big.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Think they're that you think they're eagles or something. It's
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: like wow.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: But in Venice, you know, literally on water. People don't
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: tell you. It's not in the little brochure. Well, you know,
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: come to honey, you need to use those things and
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: beat the mosquitoes off you.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, is that is that?
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Because there's so much water mosquito.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's beautiful like this the whole right, because there's
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: like swamp land. Right.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm like Oh my goodness, gracious, right there we go.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Now that we've we've covered where we're.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Not all right, non cancel that Venetian trip place.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Now just get just go in and just being in
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: a whole net. Just just walk around in the whole net.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: You'll be fine.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: We're gonna go anywhere. We're going to Venice. Anyway we're going.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: We're gonna go on a gondola, and you know, be romantic.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Just carry one of those those zapps.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: You know, right, and how about like the strips, like
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: the not the road, but the mosquito st We'll hang
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: them off like I mean, you.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Gotta do what you gotta do. My mom had on
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: a white outfit. You look poked at it like the
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: mosquitoes are just out like they're they're they're everywhere, man,
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: But it's good protein. I mean, you're gonna end up
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: eating a few. They're everywhere.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: So I was, I was down in uh Savannah, there
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: were they were Georgia, Savannah, Georgia mosquitoes hot.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: They have gnats. No, it's the gnats.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: That's just the gnats. Is that what they were?
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Now? Yes, nats. Because we have a family reunion in
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Georgia and I'm like, I'm not I'm not gonna see
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: you people no more. I'm not I'm not coming no more.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Forget you know you. The only place you're gonna see
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: me is online because I'm like, I can't eat, you
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: can't stop the bug. I'm like, how do y'all do that?
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Just bugs in your mouth? No? Thank you, no thank you.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: I do like Savannah because it's got this I like
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: that mystery ghost.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can take that tour. Yes, I want to
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: that tour and we stay in the hotel that was
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: haunted to.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: I want to do that, but not by mysel mat
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: with Wayne.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Wayne.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: If Wayne to go with me, Wayne is so he's
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: taking you to Savannah. Wayne.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: In my dreams, this man don't want he he had.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: It from me. What is it about this man that
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: has you so for sure?
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Because he can sing and he could dance, and we're
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: from the same town, we're both from Orlando.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, where would you like when you
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: settled down with him? Where's it going to be? Is
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: it gonna be in Orlando?
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: No?
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Where?
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: California?
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: You can be California like.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: New York, But you know I don't like the cold.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: So but anyway, I moved here.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: I moved.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: I gotta do what I gotta do.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: So what do you What do you two have in common?
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: What are things that I would.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Be fa My degree is in musical theater and gotcha
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: and what I found it. I never liked anybody who
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: was in the business before, but now I'm realizing you
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: need to have somebody in the business because somebody's like,
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: you know, ciphering on a calculator whatever. And I'm like,
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: come on, you know, I think somebody is going to
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: join in and understand as opposed to I'm just so
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: wacky to somebody who's not in the industry at all. Right,
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, the dreamistic is one thing.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: That's tough for non non pros to deal with. They
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: think they can't handle it.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: But I like the straight and narrow, like the guy
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: with the caller on. But now I realize, like I'm
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: too much for that person.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: No, that's they don't understand that now.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: They really really don't. But it's like I didn't want.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: To need a creative soul. You need a creative, free
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: spirited soul part.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: And that's who he is. And it was from the
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: same town. I'm just trying to.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Make it a grateful dead you take a hit ass
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: trip out all weekend, you know that kind of thing.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: No, he took it to another level, like why why.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: We free spirit? Care free? You get flowers in your hair,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: You're like a hippie.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Where are you? Like? Who?
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: No, I'm in I'm in so Caw.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, you's still in California.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Nice, nice, nice dry heat out. Here's ninety five today,
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: but it's dry.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Right. Well, I'm from Florida, and you know, I thought
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: that I was cool, but now I've gotten to the
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: point when I gotten back, I'm like, yeah, right, And
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: my mom doesn't turn on the air condition because she's
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: used to it, and I'm literally like i can't stay here.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Between that and mosquitos, I'm dusting, dying, and the lizards
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: and the salamanders and the frogs, and that's in the
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: house right right, the house.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: And you've got pythons. You've got Burmese pythons down there
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: now right.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: We've got it all in a house. I'm in a
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: spider in the house, but not them big old things.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Like what yeah, they got thirty foot snake out in
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: the front yard. I'm like hanging from the tree gonna
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: pick you off when you try to get in your car.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: They're coming out the trees.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: They're constrictors. You know what they do is they crush
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: your bones. And then they say there's nothing you could do.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: There's no, there's not a darn thing you can do.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Just look at your neighbors staring at you, just like.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Oh well it was a wrap on glows el. She
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: couldn't cook. But maybe maybe Wayne will come to a funeral.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: He'll he'll save you, He'll save me, so it'll be beautiful.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, Wait.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: A minute, so what is he? So he's a musical
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: theater guy, but he's.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, but he also overall comedy also like but not
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: like stand up. Okay, he does improv and that's my background.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Also, right, he did that show he was like, what's
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: my line or.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Y?
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: He's very good at that.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, so we do have some similarities.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Why don't you guys host the show together, some kind
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: of an improv comedy show.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: I think that's perfect.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: And then you know, you know a couple, Yes, no,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: you know you're living together.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: You're in love.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Oh I thought you meant like a live show. I
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: like that even better, Like I love what, I love
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: where you're going with this.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, I think it's an entertainment reality show.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's a reality show. I'm trying to do an
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: improv show behind the scenes Wayne and glows up just
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: to see if.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: It, you know, works. I think it is. I see see.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: You don't know. I got candles lit for him. You
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I'm just like, I'm starting to get the picture here.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: And you also probably understanding why he's not responding.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I guess you know what, let me send a message
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: out to Wayne Brady right now. You know, let me
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: tell you something. There's there's people that come in and
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: out of your life, right Wayne, you have an opportunity
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: at this juncture, opportunity of your life and your career. Yes,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: to go glowy and go green, glowy gold with the coolest,
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: those grounded, soulful hippie chick you ever want to day
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: you is.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Out there to bet like like he could be with
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: somebody whatever. I'm just putting it. I'm putting myself out
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: there because it's mine.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: So I'm just like, right, I don't care, just like
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: just that's that's how I'm gonna wish you a lot
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: of luck with that.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Thank you. I'm gonna invite you to the wedding.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I want. I want to. I'm
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: gonna be I'll get certified as a as a minister,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: and I'll marry you. Guys that part, you know, what
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: your problem is is you're not You're just not enough fun.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: That's the problem. See, that's the problem. He probably he's
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: gonna see this. This girl's no, she's she's not just.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Such a good time man.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: She won't come out of that part.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: But you know, something else that we have in common
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Wayne Brady and myself and then is that we're both
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: really introverts that act extroverted when we're not. Like you know,
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: like like if I'm at a party for the most part,
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: you would think that I'm like no, you know, like
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: I'm ready, I'm ready to go with time, you know,
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: because I'm also there's so many birthday parties. I have
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: a nine year old now, so there's parties and this
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: and that every weekend. Yes, that's a birthday party. After this,
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what time is this oway i gotta go
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: pick up the gift. And then tomorrow there's another birthday party.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm gonna need you not to be so popular, girl.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Well you know, you got you gotta yourself. You gotta
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: pace yourself.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: And like, is your mama coming? Because sure's so funny,
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: And then I get there, I'm like this, uh.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: No, it all good.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you need your own show. You need your own show.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: You appreciate that, you gonna come on the show.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah, what do you mean I'm gonna be on
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: the show too. Okay, Yeah, you need your own show.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: You It's like it's just too much, it's too much energy,
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: it's too much comedy. You gotta have your own show.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: It's people like you that they write shows for. Just say,
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: let her go, Just turn the cameras on, let her go.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: And we'll edit. It's gonna be good. It's gonna be fine.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: That's that's how I've worked best. You know, Like, what's
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: the concept? Got it? Let's go. You know, don't like
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: pin me down to words, words, words.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Lies, memorize and lines.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Like this is not you know. I used to watch
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: the Tonight Show. I went to over three hundred tapings
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: in a row where Tonight Show. Yeah with Jay Lennol
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: James Douglas Mere.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Leno, I know it all you So wait a minute.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: You were the comedian I was.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: I just went to the show.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: You were going to the shows?
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Yes, you went three hundred times. Yes, I made it
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: in the ray, on the radio, in the newspaper. You
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: know I went that many times.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Did you have you seen his Did you ever see
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: his stand up routine back in the day. No, but
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I'm sure it's probably the jay Leno was.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: He's still doing it. He's like at Flappers or something. Now.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: I saw him in like Hermosa Beach something.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, her marcall Beach a magic club like.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: This was like this, God, this was.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: He still does that.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: This was in the eighties or the nineties.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: He still does that.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: And man, he won. I mean you could not catch
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: your breath.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Ah good, it was like that.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Your stomach hurt. You couldn't catch your breath.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Yes, And see what I like about him, he's uh.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't say he's a hippie bud. He's like I
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: only like my steak and potato. That's all I eat.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: I like my dinim on dinim that's all I like
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: to wear. But I will dress up for a show.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: But that's it. He's got the you know, he's been
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: with his beautiful wife maybe forever, and they have their cats.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: That's it. Like a part of him is very much
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: a hippie and then he had this whole other world.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: He'll he won't you know, he's got billions of dollars.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: But you know, I'm just gonna work on these cars
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: and that's all. That's that's what I like. That's it.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: All right. We gotta get you. Gotta get your own show.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: That's all there is.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Tough.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: So I'm going to email you your own show.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Along with the pancakes I forgot about on the way.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: I'm going to upgrade the server. We're gonna get you
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: that stuff.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Don't be playing with me.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: That's all I want to do, all right.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: I love you, Thank you so very much for having me.
• 29:41
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• 29:44
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• 29:49
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• 29:53
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• 29:58
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• 29:59
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