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Show #222 The Handicap Match · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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Because fuck you. That's why, is a founding member of the Odd Pods
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Media Network. Yo, what is up? Welcome to episode two twenty one
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of b F Y t W. That audience jumped in really early, but
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that's what we're super excited. Yeah, I get being excited. There's a
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good reason to be excited to be have a special guest with us. It's
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c J A k A d j Xanthus from Radio Airwaves dot co dot You
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can motherfucker how are you? I'm good, gentlemen. It is great to
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be back. I love playing games with you all. Your some of my
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favorite people in the world to hang out with games, despite despite my over
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Yeah, so we're calling this episode the Handicapped Match, uh for a couple
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of reasons. One, CJ has not won a single game of b F
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Y t W or gate Leapers, despite many, many attempts, many attempts,
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he has been entirely shut out. You know, can I talk about
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the one that's hurt the most? Because I can. I know which one
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stung the most. Bring the pain. That's what our audiences like to hear.
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There. There's two that stick out for me. One of them is
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recent, the other ones from a while ago. The recent one is the
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one where you had me leading the team with Jabo and and the gate Leapers
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and that two. Yeah, that on that one's stings only because I felt
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like I let them down, like I didn't mind losing, that's whatever.
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But the fact that I felt like it was my fault since I was the
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quote unquote captain of the teams not stung a little bit. But the one
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that stings personally, to be fair, like nobody else on that team stood
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up and said I'll do it, like no any of them could have.
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They didn't, and you guys waffled over for a long time because nobody wanted
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to do it. You got shoved into it if I yes, I did,
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But that's so it was not your fault then, because you did not
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want to be captain and you you were, You were forced into it,
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so you cannot take that as your fault, sir. Well. But yeah,
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but as the Knight and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade said, I
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chose poorly, you know, well, yeah, you had a rough video
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games question that in retrospect was way too difficult, like I just and also
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I think it was very very hard and it was also hard to wrap your
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head around because there were a lot of you know, clarifications on it,
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like you know how many different games? Well, does that include sequels?
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Does that include this? Does that include expansions and all this? And I'm
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like, yeah, it's a lot to think about. I was thinking more
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about the the where I got to substitute someone's answer and I fucking shot the
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bed so hard on that one. That was Yeah, it was wrong.
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But the one that stings personally the most for me is probably Red Bank.
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When we were up at Red Bank together and it was everybody for themselves and
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there was just ten to one like you had, that would have been so
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hard to win, like what I was if you, I don't know if
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you remember, but I was the lead by a margin going into the third
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random round, and I just you got tired first with me. You were
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tied for first with Mexi. You both had nine points, which was insane.
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Yeah, and and you Yeah, And then Bridget came out of nowhere.
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Bridget. Bridget just knows a shitload, Like she just dies. She
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absolutely fucking nailed her general trivia around to the wall. Her fandom is like,
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I think she only missed a couple, so like she just came out
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strong in the second round, and there's nothing you can do about that,
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honestly, you know, if the questions don't fall for you, they don't,
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Like trivia games are actually more about luck than they are. But I
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mean, having more knowledge certainly helps, right, But but if if you
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if the questions don't fall for you, you can't really do anything about it.
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The best the best you can do is take a good educated guest and
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hope for the best, right, you know, I say, I say
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sings in very tongue in cheek, like I'm like trying myself to sleep nightly
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over all, right, well, to continue to make things hard on CJ.
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He's and this was his idea. I need to pause it. He's
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decided to play by himself versus our dream team of Stevie and Aggy there because
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they're half asleep. I shouldn't have done that last thing. So I guess
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I'll make our usual introductions by asking I don't know something about a handicap match,
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like what is your favorite hmm, this is this is tough to work
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in, Like, what what is your favorite? You know, what what
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is your favorite underdog story? Underdogs. Yeah, yeah, a time when
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there is someone. It could even be a movie or a video game.
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It could be it could be an actual sporting event. Like what is your
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favorite underdog story? Oh my god, that's a good question. Yeah,
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I guess I might the one I keep coming back to my favorite. I
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think I think sports movie period of all time is a league of their own.
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I love that movie. I love that movie. So watch we should
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do a movie night, but we're bringing extra boxes of tissues and it's not
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for jerking, it's for tears, like seriously watched. Now. I don't
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know if that. I don't know if that actually qualifies as an underdog story
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because if I recall, at the end of the thing, they actually lose.
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Yeah, so it's not actually an underdog story. So that's a terrible
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answer spoilers sorry, like for like thirty years ago. So I guess that's
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a terrible answer. But it's a good answer because I mean, it really
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is a good story, and I consider it an underdog story. For Kit,
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she was the main character, and she won this game at the end
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because she was able to shoulder check her bigger older sister who was a catcher
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and shit at the time Dotty and knocked that ball out and scored that game
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one and one, and then she became the hero, even though she was
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the one looked down at the whole time. She dropped it on. She
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want, He's like, my Hugby back, I'm done. I'll give a
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fuck all right. So I've given you to guys a little bit of time
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to think. Oh, Ship, we were thinking I was just were supposed
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to be the other people think. Do you have an answer? Yes?
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My favorite underdog story is kung Fu Panda, a story of a panda who
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can talk and played by Jack Jack Black, if I remember correctly, who
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learns karate and becomes a karate master. Does he learn kung fu hence the
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name kung Fu? Yeah. Augie has not even seen this movie. He's
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just rapidly looking this up on his phone. He's like, what the fuck
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is an underdog story? Ship, Lucy los in this movie? I knew
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it. I knew it? Uh CJ. Do you have an underdog story
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that you're f I do, well. I'm gonna I'm gonna tug at the
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heart strings a minute here though, and I'm gonna hit one that's a little
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close to home. At least for this group of people. But I got
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to give a big shout out to Jamie Mughes. He just turned fifty years
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old, and as heavy as he was into the drugs and ship, the
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fact that he made it this far and is doing as well as he does
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is now to have a wife and two kids. Yeah, that's a comeback
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story if you If I've ever heard, there was a point where we were
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all like, yeah, j making it much longer, and that was a
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while ago, so there was a real danger that we were going to lose
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him for real. Yeah, and scary, but he brought himself back from
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the brink. He had help, for sure, but for sure, you
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know he he did it. He absolutely did it a thousand percent. He
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did it so mad. Props to Jamus. That's a good answer, Stevie,
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you're the only one I'm left. I'm gonna actually combine those two in
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a way, which is kind of weird, but I'm gonna use well,
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I'm gonna use Jay and Silent Bob, the characters themselves at the end of
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Uh Clerks too. They actually have gone from like low life just drug dealers
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to some sober drug dealers who have also saved up so much money that they
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could buy the quick Stop and give the actual initial down payment for Randall and
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Dante, and in turn Randall and Dante as well because they'd be able to
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They grew up and realized this whole fucking time, all they needed were each
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other and the fucking quick Stop, and if they would just bang, it
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would all be fucking perfect. Stevie, I wonder if you know what an
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underdog story is as well? They went at the look on your phone.
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Shit, I'm I mean, there's Underdog in the cartoon. There's no need
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to fear Underdog is here. I suppose you could have gone with that.
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I do remember two episodes of Underdog. Anyway, let's get into the actual
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game showing. Yeah, all right, our first game is going to be
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like share block. Oh, I've got three news stories here. We're gonna
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go for each of them briefly, and then you guys are gonna have to
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determine what combination of like share block I would apply to each of these stories
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on social media. Team that gets it right will win, But if nobody
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gets it right, the team that is closest to the actual combination will win,
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and we'll start with story number one, Japanese man grows a record breaking
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sixty three leaf clover. Now I have to wonder just how lucky that is.
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Is it really lucky? I remember a four leaf clover being a big
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deal when we were kids, right, and now there's sixty three leaf clovers.
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The people are all genetically altering them and stuff. Now I'm like,
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fuck, yeah, he did not he did not find this. He made
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it. Yeah, like he didn't, he didn't like, he didn't like
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paste clovers together. Tear him off with like like no, no, no,
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no no. Now this thing actually grew and in two thousand and nine,
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somebody else grew a fifty six leaf clover, so he beat it by
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seven. Whoa, Like, it's a massive jump to a sixty three leaf
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clover. So I got a question, Yeah, are these used for anything
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other than just growing clovers? Like they're just growing it's just for the records.
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He has a small patch of clovers in his yard and is specifically to
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see how high he can get that number. Now we know that genetics are
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involved, but we don't know exactly how it works, because sometimes you just
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wind up with a three leaf clover. Anyway, He's not no, sorry,
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I'm really high. What the I knew it? I fucking knew it
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all I can think it was a fish video and everything is fucking weed and
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jerking off to you. Everything, fucking everything can be boiled down to weed
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and jerking off or literally everything. It's just a metaphor for you make your
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own luck or some ship. Yes, see science, we have a scientist
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on our team. That's proven fact. He's got a degree. No it's
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not. He got a degree in science saved me. I don't know how
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right now, like this this is god say weird science. The movie seems
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more normal than this right now? Fair, you wanted this, I did
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ask for this, your warned. But this this gentleman was given a Guinness
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World Record for his fine. Okay, I got another question. So when
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you get the Guinness World Record, I know, you get put in the
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book and stuff and you get the title, Well, open up eyes.
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Do you get anything else out of it? Or is it just that?
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And then you try to get sponsored stuff after that you don't get money.
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You're asking me like it's happened to me. I don't know. Maybe you
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will if you like how super amazing sci fi audio books of New Age generation.
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Ah, you do get a certificate smoke that that you get. You
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get a certificate that you can hang anywhere you'd like like the Will you want
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a chocolate certificate? Chocolate? All right, We're gonna move on. Story
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number two. I gotta story number two. A mirrored monolith has appeared in
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the Nevada desert. So in late twenty twenty, bizarre monoliths made out of
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a polished medal suddenly appeared in places as far apart as Utah and Romania in
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Europe. In each case, however, they vanished as quickly as they showed
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up, usually because the locals tore them down. Now, however, the
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monoliths appear to be back. Nevada law enforcement officials recently published new pictures of
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a mirror clear spire jutting out of the desert near Las Vegas. No way,
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yep, yes way, Wait is the law? The law enforcement posted
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the photos. Yeah, yes, this is different, this is weird.
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Who's doing this? The Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department Search and Rescue team discovered
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the latest monolith at some point during the weekend of June fourteenth to the sixteenth.
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Whoa. However, they didn't make it public until the following Monday.
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It's got to be like a social experiment. The cops are trying to gauge
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how long it takes for the locals to go nuts and just break it down,
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Like if we put something out here, are the locals just gonna come
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by and just to face it? Well, didn't originally, like when they
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came out in early two thousands, they said they couldn't figure out how to
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take on a part initially, like it was actually put together really weird.
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This initially happened in twenty twenty. Yeah, so right in the middle of
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COVID, somebody's testing a specific like reinforced way of building to see what takes
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is the hardest to dismantle. I think it just proves the aliens caused COVID.
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That's what. Oh my, stop dropping your shit on our planet.
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We're not a trash sheep yet. Speaking of dropping your ship. The concern
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for the Las Vegas TP is that the person who erected the monolith committed a
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crime because the peak where it's located is in the Desert National Wildlife Refuge.
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It's federal land and it's illegal to put things on it without permission. Yeah,
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And to make matters worse, they're worried that people are gonna come looking
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for it and leaving inappropriate things behind, like a mountain of trash and or
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feces because there are no bathrooms in the desert. Right, Yeah, dang,
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that's messing. And this is exactly what happened in Utah in November twenty
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twenty. People left behind a mountain of trash and poop is at the arch
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park, right, I don't know where exactly the Utah one was. Yeah,
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I remember hearing that and I was like, that's so messed up.
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Yeah, like, people are disgusting, and also like I get curiosity.
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I get you want to go physically see it, because like why else would
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you not want to, But like, yeah, don't, don't deface the
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fucking area. It's already been fucking somebody else. Up your shit, that's
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fucked up. Pick up after yourself, God damn it. Carry your own
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poop. This is episode two. Carry your own please, your own ass.
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But what if it was aliens? Is this Aliens trying to test to
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see how long it takes us to fucking just defile anything they put down,
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Like if we decided to put our structure here, What will the humans do
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up? They're shitting all over Okay, yeah, they're still monkeys, still
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fucking monkeys. Maybe maybe it's new age Stanley Kubrick fans could be it's actually
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a communication device. We're just too stupid to figure out out, and we
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just keep destroying it and just like nope, we can't even make contact with
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these fools yet. The portal from Ireland to New York, people were flashing
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each other like streating porn on their phones, just holding it up. Well,
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there's like kids present and ship. It's like, what the fuck.
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There's such a good opportunity, you know. All right, let's go to
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our third and final story. Bear breaks into a Canadian woman's car and eats
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the upholstery. Naturally, her insurance isn't covering a dime. Aw, that's
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fucked up. Sounds like Canada. A black bear managed to open the door
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of her Honda and climb inside the vehicle, and by the time she noticed
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the bear, it had devoured the seats of her car and was dozing off
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for a post dinner nap. What the fuck? That's a bullshit all right?
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How pissy you coming down? Like? Oh I gotta go to work
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and there's a bear sleeping with your door broken into and your bullstery all destroyed.
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However, the story gets better. Her car isn't the only one the
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bear has vandalized, nor was this the first time the bear targeted her car.
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The beast had already been caught and transported dozens of miles away after it
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wrecked her previous vehicle. But the bear came back clearly, clearly it has
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something against this woman. Yes, like, okay, one of two things.
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Either it's a revenge story and I want to know the other perspective,
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or it's a like a pheromone thing, like there's something in the scent of
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her or something she's got. Well, it clearly is attracted to her son,
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so right off the bat, I knows it's her. Otherwise it's complete
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coincidence. It was her twice. But I mean I believe it, like
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I've I've heard of animals being transported like halfway across somewhere and then somehow made
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the way all the way back. Anyway, it's just on scent alone.
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Yeah, I think this one's correct. It's not at what the fuck Stevie
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cj Any thoughts. Yeah, I mean in terms of the answers, are
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just the article tell I don't know both of I think they're right about the
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pheromones, like certain people to just go of a certain sense to draw animals
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and draw specific animals. It's fucking weird that this sting bear because it's radio
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tag. So that's how they know it's the same bear. Because I read
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the article you shared it with us, and and the it it just did.
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It's so weird. I'm prepared to try to answer this if you would
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like to try to have some forward movement Aaron on the show itself, because
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I know there's a giant roadblock sitting at the table there with you. Yeah,
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I'm just kind of over it at this point, ready to ready to
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award you the points just out of just out of sheer. I can't win
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that way, but no, you can absolutely wine Spike. Okay, So
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those are all three of our stories. Let's just briefly remind you of Japanese
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man grows record breaking sixty three leave clover, a mirrored monolith has reappeared and
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now in the Nevada desert, and story number three, a bear breaks into
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a Canadian woman's car and eats the upholstery, Which of these would I like?
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Which one of the three would I share? And which one would I
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block? And CJ, You're gonna go first because you are you are the
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not only our guests, but you're also the handicapped player playing one. So
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I'm gonna let you more than one. But that's a different discussion. So
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where where? Why I struggle with this is Aaron. While I I've known
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you for year a number of years now, I still don't know if I
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fully get where you would go with the light share a block thing. I
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know which ones you would probably like as it as a person that's different than
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how you would treat it on social media. So I I think because of
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the the legality issues and also the potential damage to the environment, you would
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block the monolith story because fuck that. I think you would share the black
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bear story because I think you'd find out as intriguing and funny as I do,
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this bear just keeps finding this fucking woman more than anything. And then
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I think you would like the four lea or the sixty three leaf clover one
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just because of the default being the only other option really but not really actually
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giving a shit about genetically engineered planted. So although you do like science,
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so there might be some some reason to like that for that reason. So
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you're going like the sixty three leaf clover, block the mirrored monolith, and
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share the bear. Yes, very good, All right, Steven and Augie.
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You you may keep one of those three as it is, but you
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must switch the other two or you can go completely your own way. What
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comes nation do you guys like to go for? I think it's the first
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of all. I know Joke wrote down exactly what CJ said, which is
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awesome, But again, I don't know where we're going with that. I
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think it's straight up like share block story one, like story two, share
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story three block interesting. Cool, cool, that's what we're going with logic,
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just because just because it was the first thing that popped in my head,
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like share block, and you chose I might have just been thinking about
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the title of the game, not actual in my choice, but you know
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it was there. Okay, So I can reveal that neither of you got
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it exactly right. Oh, so I chose to I chose to block the
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record breakings sixty three leaf clover story. I just had no interest in it
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whatsoever. Like first of all, I literally don't give a shit about plants.
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I don't. I'm sorry. I just couldn't. I couldn't. I
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couldn't be bothered. I really couldn't. I was like, I don't care.
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The mirrored monolith story, that's interesting to me. I have to assume
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it's some like artists getting their jollies off or possibly working in some kind of
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group to do this this art exposition thing, because they just keep posting them
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awhere, and the alternative is that it's real aliens. So either way,
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it's interesting to me. The the the environmental impact. Yeah, it sucks
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that people are leaving these things behind, but I also know that people are
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cleaning these things up after they're being left behind, So I feel like the
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damage to the environment is negligible, okay, because they're being done in national
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parks. So I liked the mirrored monolith, but I absolutely shared the bear,
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which means Stevie and Haugey got zero right, but CJ got one right.
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So CJ wins very nice, very nice. CJ got my share absolutely
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correct, and that's all I needed. Uh So, yeah, that is
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one point to CJ. He is leading, However, he's been in this
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position before any times. So we're gonna see what happens when we play Game
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Hey man, welcome back. We are playing Game two. The cost is
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correct again. The audience jumping in a little early there, eager. They're
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very, very eager today. It's a little buzzers I put underneath all the
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seats. Oh yeah, against me. I haven't figured that out yet,
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but you know they're rooting against all of us. I'll pay just the cheer
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for everything. So I've got their contract. I've got three items up forbids.
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The closest player to the correct sale price or winning auction bid will win
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that listing. First team to win two listings wins and gets two episode points.
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So this is gonna work a little differently obviously, because we've got a
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two on one situation. So we're gonna play it with final bids rules like
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before, where you can repeatedly bid over each other again and again and again
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and again. Your first bid can be anything, can even be lower than
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the other team's first bid. Your last bid, once I've said final bids
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can be under the other team's bid, but not under your last bid.
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It must be higher than your last bid. So I will call for final
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bids when one and two things happens. Either you're getting close enough that I
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feel there's only a couple bids left in it, or one of you has
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gone over, so be very careful with your bids. I will give you
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a starting bid that your starting bid must be the amount I give you or
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higher, and I will give you an amount with you can bid, so
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you can't like if I say bids will be in a dollar, you cannot
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give me cents for example. All right, So if you're ready, let's
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get started. Our first item up for bids is a tie Beanie Baby's curly
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the Bear. The bear has been stored in a sealed container and has several
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errors, including spelling errors on the tag, incorrect color eyes, and more.
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This listing can be yours if the cost is correct. Starting bid will
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be a thousand dollars and bids will be in dollars and Stevie and Augie,
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because you are you lost last game, I will give you the first bid.
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How how has it started a thousands? Defective? To begin with one
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thousand dollars for a Beanie Baby deliberately defective? Maybe? Oh my gosh,
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starting a thousand? What do you think? Like? Fucking up the print
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is one thing, but then also fucking up the coloration of the thing.
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That's deliberate. So we should have just lost their job. Let's go with
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what like six? It's starting in thousands? Yeah, I guess I agree
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with myself. Okay, so you're going with six thousand? Yeah? All
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right? Final bids and c J do you want to You can bid anything
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you want. I was gonna go twelve fifty and fifty dollars. That seems
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a little bit more conservative. Yeah, is that what you want? To
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stick with, uh being? Did I feel like that I've been I already
29:27
won. Yeah, all right, Stevie and AUGI you have bid six thousand.
29:37
You can bid over that if you want, but I probably wouldn't if
29:41
I were you. So it's like that situation where you know, when there's
29:45
a bunch of crabs in a bucket and you go to grab one crab out
29:49
of the bucket and then it tries to grab another one to have it share
29:53
its fate. That's basically what happened to me just then. Sorry, sorry,
30:02
I'm sorry. Could you say that again? You can? You can
30:03
overbid yourselves if you want, but I wouldn't if I were you. Six
30:07
thousand and one, six thousand and six thousand and one. Fair enough,
30:12
Hot Odyssey, Okay, so CJ bit twelve fifty Uh the Wonder Twins bit
30:21
six thousand and one. The actual final auction price of this Beanie Baby Curly
30:26
the Bear is five thousand, nine hundred and ninety nine dollars. Are you
30:34
serious that's the merrive? Yes, it is absolutely I am. I'm so
30:45
sorry, but you overbid by one dollar right out of the gate. Genuinely
30:51
impressive. Perhaps you erran for the poker face because I don't know that I
30:55
could have held that knowing that information. Oh inside, I was screaming,
31:02
was dying with laughter. There's no fucking way, Just like, how did
31:10
it even happen? Okay, well, CJ is one item up. He
31:15
only needs one more to win. You get props for at least getting in
31:18
the ballpark. In my opinion, you don't get any points, but you
31:21
at least get some props. I mean, you were, you were dollar,
31:23
you were you were like Dad on it. You were really close.
31:26
If you just you just diled it back a little bit, just like a
31:30
buck, maybe a buck fifty. I didn't hit that last hit, I
31:33
would have been fine. Yeah, all right, so let's move under our
31:37
next item forbids. I have not made this clear, but all of these
31:41
items because of our last news story, these all have to do with bears.
31:45
So our next, our next item I forbids is a Louis Vauton Do
31:51
Doo Teddy bear stuffed toy from the Spring Summer two thousand and five collection.
31:56
It is in a plus condition with some standing on the leather. It was
32:00
manufactured in France and shipped to the winner from Japan and this listing can be
32:06
yours if the cost is correct. Steve ian Agi, you are still behind,
32:09
so you will get the first bid. Bids are in one hundred dollars
32:14
increments, and the bidding starts at two thousand dollars. Okay, now paying
32:20
more attention, are you? Did you say this is a dupuisiton do dou?
32:27
I did? It's spelled do o U do o U? Yes,
32:30
okay, it was a handbag. Correct, it's a teddy bear. It's
32:35
a stuff. Oh, yes, handpack. Do you have any ideas because
32:38
I'm going to say like eight hundred the bat So what would you think?
32:44
Minimum is two thousand? Never mind, you would be wrong, think two
32:50
eight hundred, two thousand, eight hundred. Okay, c J. Let's
32:57
see minor staining. I'm allowed to underbid them. You said, correct you
33:06
on your first bid? Yes, if you'd like, yes, I'm going
33:09
to go twenty two hundred. I'm gonna go two hundred. Okay, Now
33:14
you have to go higher than the highest bid, Stevian AUGI, you're at
33:17
twenty eight hundred. I have not called for final bids. How about we
33:30
do thirty two hundred, Yeah, thirty two hundred over to CJ. Now
33:35
you must bid higher than the highest bid. That's fine, I'll go thirty
33:37
five thirty thirty five, five hundred, all right. Back to Stevi and
33:42
Augie. Oh wow, forty two man forty two hundred, forty two hundred,
33:47
forty two hundred. Back to c J. Yeah, all right,
33:52
let's get let's get bears a year. I'm gonna go flat five thousand,
33:57
five thousand dollars. Back to steviean Augie six thousand, six thousand. Back
34:07
to CJ. I can't I have to overbid that? Right? I guess
34:12
you do. I have I have not called for final bids yet. No,
34:15
it's fine. It's making sure I'm following the rules. Dial a back
34:21
a little as sace D three hundred, sixty three hundred, six thousand,
34:28
three hundred, All right, stev and Augie sixty nine hundred, Yeah,
34:34
sixty nine hundred. Back to CJ. Wow, what this is actually like
34:39
a lot? I know I was gonna safe thing. Seventy two hundred,
34:45
seven thousand, two hundred dollars, seven thousand, two hundred dollars Back to
34:49
Stevie in Augus Teddy bear guys seventy nine hundred seventy nine hundred from stevevian augy
35:00
back to c J. All right, do it, do it? Don't
35:08
don't. Don't do that to me. We'll be friends forever, doing friends
35:15
forever anyways. You know this because you'll forget tomorrow. All right? Fuck
35:22
it? Ten grand, ten thousand dollars. I am now calling for final
35:28
bids. Stevie and Augie. We can stay, can't we? Yes?
35:36
You can? You can freeze on your final bid, which was seventy two
35:38
hundred. No, that was that was That was CJ. Yours was seventy
35:42
nine hundred. Yeah. Do you think Teddy Bear is worth more than ten
35:45
grand? Or do you think it's just a ten grand teddy Bear? You
35:51
don't think that's what we should? Just stay? We right? That?
35:52
Okay, we're staying right. You're freezing on seventy nine hundred, CJ.
35:55
Do you want to freeze on ten thousand? Why? Yeah? I can
36:00
only go up right, I can't? You can? You can stay where
36:04
I'm at? Yeah? All right? Fair enough. The actual final auction
36:08
bid for this Louis Vuitton stuffed bear on eBay was ten dollarsj wins another listing.
36:23
I didn't want to pull a smoke and go just like eight billion dollars
36:29
right out the game. When you made that jump, we got scared.
36:34
Were oh, well we got it, We got them stared. Very nice,
36:38
sir, very good numb. All right, well, uh, CJ
36:43
has absolutely destroyed and won this game outright two to nothing. Do you guys
36:49
want to try for the last item I forbids? Yea, we might as
36:52
well. Yeah, all right. Our final item up forbids is this nineteen
36:55
seventy six Tops Football Walter Peyton rookie card for the Chicago Bears. It has
37:02
been professionally graded to be in mint condition, and this listing goes to the
37:07
one of you who bids closest to the final sale price without going over.
37:12
We will start at ten thousand dollars and bid in one hundred dollars increments and
37:16
start with Stevian Augie. It's gonna be up there. Yeah, start start
37:23
already. Cut the ten thousand and a half ten thousand, five hundred do
37:27
you think? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, ten thousand, five hundred,
37:30
ten to five over to CJ Water Peyton mint condition. You said it was
37:36
a rookie card, are yes? I did? I'll go twelve twelve thousand.
37:47
Over to Stevian Augie. What do you think? Eighteen eighteen thousand dollars?
37:58
Back to CJ. I'll go twenty twenty grand. Back to Stevian Augie
38:06
twenty one six, twenty one thousand, six hundred. Back to CJ.
38:12
I remember whish I remember what his record was in yards, because I bet
38:15
it's close to that number, because it's he's got over twenty thousand cards.
38:21
Well, I'm sorry? What was what was their bit? Again? I
38:22
apologize? Uh, twelve thousand, six hundred. I thought it was twenty
38:29
oh sorry, twenty one six. Dyslexic moment, very dyslexic. Okay,
38:32
we all are Was it twenty thousand already? Yeah? Yeah, I was
38:37
not paying attention. Twenty one six. He's just like a final bit.
38:42
It's genuinely too hot in here, and I'm starting to lose consciousness, so
38:45
let's move along. What do you think? Sorry? Twenty three five,
38:52
twenty three five. Back to Stevian Augie, twenty six, twenty six grand,
39:01
Back to CJ. What the heck? Uh? Twenty seven five,
39:20
twenty seven five? Back to Stevie and AUGI twenty nine fuck it, just
39:27
do twenty nine twenty nine back to CJW. How like how how thirty five?
39:36
Thirty five one thousand dollars back to Stevie and thirty seven for a cardboard
39:50
pause Aaron, Well, Stevie was eyeballowing me down. He's like waiting to
39:54
hear it. Thirty seven thousand. I will now call for final bid.
40:01
Shit, CJ. The last bid was thirty seven thousand. You can stick
40:07
on thirty five if you wish now, I'll go forty forty flat. Forty
40:15
flat, okay, forty thousand dollars flat. You guys, Stevian Augie,
40:20
you can stick on thirty seven thousand, or you can overbid his forty.
40:23
You gotta stick. Yeah, we're gonna stay. You're gonna stay. Yeap
40:28
okay, So Steve and Augus say thirty seven thousand, and CJ says forty
40:32
grand the actual final sale price of this item on eBay forty one thousand,
40:40
six hundred. Cj wins all three listings. I'm just like, we have
40:50
an opportunity to overbid, but there's no way. It was three grand more
40:52
already like a call final bit. It shouldn't No, Sorry, I didn't
41:00
think I didn't think cards were still getting that kind of value if I'm being
41:04
honest, Like I know, they've dropped substantially though, since then, like
41:12
fighters and whatnot. All right, baseball, card thieves baseball, But that
41:21
doesn't you know? All right? Well, CJ has won this game as
41:27
well. He has three episode points at this point. The best that our
41:31
dream team can do is tie him. But they'll have that chance. They
41:36
could very well do it. We're gonna find out. We're gonna play game
41:39
three for three episode points right after this. Hey there, I'm dated the
41:54
host of Beer in Front. Sometimes the beer in front of you is the
42:00
best one yet. I'll talk about some old school beers that maybe you've forgotten
42:05
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42:22
apps. Hey man, welcome back. It is time for game three.
42:43
Game three is worth three episode points, and we're going to play the rules
42:47
of the game. Oh freaking sweet. While now you all know how the
42:53
rules of the game work, yo, CJU, I read it, but
43:01
I don't have it in front of me, yes, No, that's incorrect.
43:06
The correct answer was no, you have no idea how this game works.
43:08
I know how this whole thing happens, so if I'm being honest,
43:13
So the way this game works is we're just going to start playing and they
43:17
have no idea what the hell they're doing, and hopefully they'll figure it out
43:22
as they go. Now, there's a couple of different ways to win this
43:24
one, and it depends on the game. Really. In this case,
43:28
you can win by guessing the rules of the game. If at any time
43:31
you think you know what the rules of the game are, you can shout
43:36
your own name. That's how you buzz in. And once someone does that,
43:40
I will ask them what they think the rules of the game are.
43:44
If they're correct, they instantly win for their team and get three episode points.
43:49
If they're wrong, it's fine, they keep playing, but they can
43:53
no longer guess the rules of the game. You get one shot at it.
43:57
That's it, one shot for instant win. Now, with this game,
44:01
there is a second way to instant win, and is to fulfill whatever
44:06
that win condition is. Otherwise you're just gonna play for points and if nobody
44:12
guesses and nobody finds the wing condition by a certain point, I will call
44:15
the end of the game, and at that point, whichever team has the
44:19
most points will win. Okay, so we're just gonna start playing. Uh,
44:24
Stevie and Aggie, you lost the last two games in a row.
44:30
Would you like to go first or second? Man? I mean, this
44:32
game's easy. Basically gives us a prompt and then we give a response.
44:37
This so we can go first, all right, whenever you're ready, gentlemen,
44:45
taco bell. I think I will ask for one point. Okay,
44:55
okay, okay, okay, I will my bell. That's you're going to
45:00
taco. Uh invalid? Uh c J. So I just have to I
45:14
have to just say something random. Okay, yesterday invalid steviean Augie six invalid?
45:32
Uh c J. Fucking clue, what's happening? Sorry? Say that
45:45
again? The are you saying? Steam? Yes? Okay invalid Stevie and
45:52
AUGI, Yes invalid, c J falls invalid, Stevie and a blue invalid
46:10
c J. The square root of pie times three very invalid, TV and
46:21
Mark invalid c J. Yeah Action movie invalid Stevi and yeah yeah yeah invalid
46:47
J. Summertime invalid Stevie and a bear invalid c J smoke, oh invalid
47:07
Stevie and a polar invalid c J. One final guest. Before I give
47:15
you all hints, you clearly desperately need summer summer invalid. Here's the hint
47:24
for everybody. Try giving me an individual letter. The one thing we didn't
47:32
do. A A zero points, CJ are zero points Stevie and A zero
47:49
points CJ act zero points Stepian Why I don't know, but zero points CJ
48:00
T zero points steviean ay N that's worth one point, okay J to make
48:13
my friends in Sydney happy. Z zero points Stevie and Aggy are zero points,
48:24
J as zero points Stevie and A was oh zero points J. I'd
48:36
like to buy an E zero points Stevie and A L zero points j B
48:45
as a boy zero points Steve and J zero points c J okay zero points
48:54
Stevie and I is worth one point J Yeah, I'm just thinking mm hm
49:10
H zero points Stevie and A F zero points c J. You zero Stevie
49:25
and is in delta zero points c J. I think I don't remember if
49:31
this was said, but G zero points Stevian aug t zero points. C
49:39
J Yeah, I'm just trying to think of the two letters of God points
49:47
and how that means something. I'm kind of doc oh uh, zero points.
50:00
One more guest from each of you before I give you another hint.
50:02
Stevie and Ay we desperately need. W is worth three points, c J
50:22
zero points. Here's your hint. You can give an answer you've already given,
50:27
or that an opponent has given. Stevie and age and is worth another
50:32
point. Steve, Stevie, we're playing a hangman. I don't have to
50:38
go more, and we're spelling wining. That is incorrect. Sorry, those
50:50
are not the rules of the all right, So that was Stevie and AUGI
50:59
had just gotten a point. So back to c J the W W is
51:04
worth one Steve and mm hmm r R is worth zero points. C J
51:15
T T is worth zero points. Stevian I is worth a point, c
51:24
J H b E is worth zero points. C S S is worth zero
51:45
points. Should be writing this down. A is worth zero points. Steve
51:54
and V is worth zero points. C J oh hello is worth zero points.
52:05
P P is worth zero points, c J h H is worth zero
52:15
points. Stevian W is worth three points. How is it? I got
52:21
one when I said it? Like, that's what CJ? Back to you,
52:29
fucking W seems to be the moneymaker. I'll sort that out there again.
52:32
W is worth one point, Stevie, and W W is worth one
52:49
point. What is happening? What is happening? CJ? What I thought
52:57
it was for sure? Uh? Oh ship why good question? But zero
53:07
points Stevie. I is worth one point, c J. I'll go back
53:17
to T. T is zero points Stevie and AUGI N wins you the game?
53:23
Congratulations? What happened? Stevie? I believe has figured out the rules
53:30
of the game at this point. I could very well be wrong, but
53:34
it was win win win. No, you just need you just needed to
53:37
spell win. You just need to spell win. If you spelled it out
53:39
of order, I would give you an extra two bonus points. I gave
53:44
you an extra two bonus points if you spelled it out of order. But
53:45
if you spelled it in order, you won the game. That's all I
53:50
need. That's all you needed to do, was say W, I,
53:52
N and c J starting strong with W. He ha the W first as
53:55
opposed to you, guys, what would be end first? Twice in a
54:00
row, never gave an eye, and I was like, oh, come
54:05
on, I was willing him to do it. So good. That was
54:07
a great rule. Well, congratulations to see me and Augie for winning that
54:12
game and winning three points. You have tied the game, which means it
54:20
ends in a draw. Nobody wins. Unbelievable. Unbelievable, you two just
54:36
bullshit, we still win? What the fuck? I'm so sorry. No
54:50
Wayne is getting to hang out with you three and play games and be goofy.
54:53
Really right. I don't think Aaron shares that sentiment. I very much
55:00
so he voluntarily comes back every week. You must share it somewhere deep deep
55:06
within my pace. So good. I can't believe that happens. He's still
55:15
losing his mind. The chances, the chances is that, like nobody predicted
55:22
it. I mean, well you said it, but nobody predicted it.
55:24
It'd be funny. It's not gonna happen. I literally said, my watch
55:28
us win. Okay, well you didn't have. Nobody won. Nobody won.
55:34
Actually, so tactically we all lost. Yeah, we all lost.
55:39
Everybody loses. CJ's never ending quest continues yet again. I'm oh forty seven
55:49
and one now that's I don't know if it's forty seven, but still it's
55:55
it's it's oh whatever. And one he has the tides better than the just
56:00
oh and forty seven. So you know, I'm trying to be mister Brightside
56:07
here. But as always, as always, CJ, we've had a ton
56:10
of fun with you. We all always have a ton of fun with you.
56:15
Thank you so much for coming. And I hope this means you'll have
56:17
to you'll just have to keep coming back. Until he was doing it by
56:22
myself, clearly that wasn't the answer. I think these two are more primed
56:30
for rules of the game. I think choosing that game was the mistake on
56:32
my part. If if I, if I had been if I'd been biased
56:37
enough to want you to win, which I part of me was legitimately cheering
56:40
you on because I really wanted you to guess that eye and then I'll be
56:45
like, oh, he's just one away. Well, they were like ten
56:50
points ahead of you, Like you weren't going to catch them on points No,
56:52
I realized. I was like, if he could get the wut the
56:54
I and then the end he'd be golden. YEP. I would have well,
57:00
like here's here's what I Actually, I thought I had lost when when
57:04
he guessed hangman. But then when you made him also guess the word.
57:09
You know, that's that. Let you just just spelling win. That's all
57:15
you were doing. Uh and uh, yeah, that's that's It was a
57:20
good idea because it was it was I figured it was a good idea because
57:22
it was simple enough that you wouldn't like outright guess that right, because I
57:25
was got to be a complex it's gotta be hangman or something. It was.
57:31
It was a very it was a very good game. It was very
57:35
fun. We have had a lot of laughs along the way, as we
57:37
always do with CJ. So thank you so much. Uh, let's wrap
57:40
it up, CJ. What do you want to plug? What do you
57:43
want people to know about? What do you want them to go listen to
57:45
and hang out with while you're yeah and stuff? Yeah, hang out with
57:52
me on radio waves, as you mentioned at the top of the show,
57:54
Thursday and Saturday Radio dot co dot UK Radio Dash airwaves. I don't know.
58:01
I actually dash fair enough radio dashairwaves dot co dot uk every Thursday and
58:08
Saturday from nine to midnight. We do different things every Saturday every Thursday the
58:15
thing I call Random Request Radio, where I take your requests and I play
58:17
whatever my ran My playlist comes up and shuffle in the categories of rock,
58:22
goth metal, and industrial. I've started a new feature on the show that
58:27
Smoke has seen, where every Saturday I'm on camera, so if you come
58:31
to the Saturday show, you can actually watch me do the show, which
58:37
is interesting, fun and apparently casting the need for some cold showers in Sydney,
58:42
but we'll talk about that at a different times. I don't know why
58:46
because I'm wearing clothes so it's nothing like that. But yeah, that's what
58:55
I'm told I I but yeah, check out the show. I love doing
59:01
it. I love being on the air playing music for everybody. We got
59:04
a lot of cool things Tonight's obviously people will hear this after the fact.
59:07
With Tonight's a Saturday concert series or once a month that take people to a
59:12
concert. We do a live concert album. We're doing that tonight, and
59:15
I'll share with you all that. It's a prelimb too. Next month's Woodstock
59:21
Special Part two, so we're doing the Family Values Tour and Slipknot tonight.
59:27
The next month will be part two of our Woodstock special. So that'll be
59:30
fun and yeah, just hang out with us. The other thing, if
59:35
I could just for ten more seconds, is plugged that we need. We
59:38
need DJs. If you think you want to be a radio DJ, we
59:44
need DJs for the station for radioay waves. It doesn't cost anything technically,
59:50
unless we want to buy the software, although we have ways we can help
59:52
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59:57
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1:00:05
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1:00:07
reach out to me and I will let you know how we can make that
1:00:10
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1:00:15
them almost every time they're on Now, I'm like, I'm on it all
1:00:17
the times, Like that's what I do. That's my radio station. It's
1:00:22
entertaining like that, it's entertaining, so you know, and then I smoke.
1:00:29
You'll have my socials in the in the in the uh show notes right,
1:00:32
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1:00:35
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from us. Why indeed? Wow? Because I can't even do that,
1:02:37
that's why? That's could that be because you're so fucking high? Maybe not
1:02:44
even a little bit. You did seem like you were in the beginning there
1:02:49
spoke, You've come around at the beginning there, you look a little rock.
1:02:54
You probably shouldn't have hit before the show. That's why I didn't.
1:02:59
I was like, starting bid is one thousand dollars six grand, but he
1:03:05
almost fucking I mean, I mean, if he had literally bid five thousand,
1:03:08
nine ninety nine dollars, I would have shipped a brick