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What was the first thing to go as you aged? · Anele and the Club on 947

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  Speaker 1: Wake up with a bang, Hey, wake up and the
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  Speaker 1: club on nine four seven.
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  Speaker 2: Middle aged people, we are under attack by whom the
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  Speaker 2: little ones. Apparently, there are things that we are consuming
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  Speaker 2: that we should not be consuming any longer.
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  Speaker 1: There's an age limits because we're old.
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  Speaker 2: We are old, and we should not be doing it.
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  Speaker 3: There's age limits, age limits to what if you're forty
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  Speaker 3: fifty years old drinking mountain dow like, No, that's childish.
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  Speaker 2: With choudish a chowdish.
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  Speaker 3: So if you forty fifty, would you bust to drink.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sweet and sea soda water.
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  Speaker 3: Cut see zero. They can't handle mountain do though.
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  Speaker 4: No lemon water. Don't be drinking no mountain do. Don't
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  Speaker 4: be like that's heart probably shouldn't get something from its card.
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  Speaker 3: That's too much sugar.
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, she sounds like a doctor, kid.
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  Speaker 2: What is she lying? Dude? I watched it and I
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  Speaker 2: felt so judged because I just had a spobbery. Oh really,
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  Speaker 2: I know, never again. Literally, it was the lost I'm
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  Speaker 2: not like, okay, child, this is the last barbery I'm
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  Speaker 2: ever gonna have because she's right, what am I doing
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  Speaker 2: at the tender age of forty two? Years old, drinking
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  Speaker 2: a spobbery.
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  Speaker 1: I feel the same about cheese curls and flings, like
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  Speaker 1: I just feel like cheese curls and flings.
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  Speaker 5: Are the things you put in little packets in your
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  Speaker 5: child's snack box.
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  Speaker 6: And there you are.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna have the whole bag. Are you?
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  Speaker 2: Are you consuming anything that you know full well that
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  Speaker 2: your doctor would be like Frank spoken about this, I
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  Speaker 2: don't think.
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  Speaker 1: It's my doctor. But what I did have some chicken
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  Speaker 1: strips and chips the other day and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: this is not an adults what chicken strips and chips? No? Man,
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  Speaker 1: it was. I mean, it's quick snack. But I did
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  Speaker 1: have as I picked up the chicken server when this
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  Speaker 1: is not an adult meal. This is not how as
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  Speaker 1: you consumed?
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  Speaker 2: You did? You sit on the couch with your legs
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  Speaker 2: on top of the back of the couch, dunking it
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  Speaker 2: into your honey mustard sauce.
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  Speaker 6: How I feel about noodles. I've held this view since
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  Speaker 6: Varsity that there comes a point that is an adult
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  Speaker 6: to some with an ounce of dignity and a pacelet
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  Speaker 6: two minute noodles should not be your portion.
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  Speaker 2: Hang on, but what if we call them ramen.
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  Speaker 6: See you have to rouge them up, and they also
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  Speaker 6: can come in you know, the standard student pack. I'm
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  Speaker 6: expecting a bit more commotion some book choice.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a little bit of broth.
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  Speaker 6: A colleague who works at seven or two and other
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  Speaker 6: technical producers was drinking a fan to grape. I said,
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  Speaker 6: absolutely not. You're approaching forty. You're the head of a household.
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  Speaker 6: Like you're the person your wife and kids turn to
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  Speaker 6: when they think there's an intruder.
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  Speaker 2: You're the will wait until dad comes home before any
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  Speaker 2: decisions get made.
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  Speaker 4: Me not at work.
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  Speaker 2: You point to men noodles.
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  Speaker 6: Dad's a baddie eating noodles.
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  Speaker 2: The fanca Gray oh one one eighty eight thirty eight
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  Speaker 2: nine four seven. If what the child is saying is
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  Speaker 2: to be true, what are you consuming? Even when you're
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  Speaker 2: eating it, you're like, yeah, I mean crouching upon tolf
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  Speaker 2: your old territory here and it's okay, it's okay.
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  Speaker 1: Is it just are we just talking foods?
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  Speaker 2: No, it could be everything. It could be everything what
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  Speaker 2: had to go as you aged, you know.
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  Speaker 6: Just what happens.
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  Speaker 1: It's not as an adult as you age.
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  Speaker 2: Where you were like like okay, unpopular opinion.
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  Speaker 1: But I always feel weird when I see like a
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  Speaker 1: forty year old skateboarding. Yes, yeah, or it bounce well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean that's like a hip replacement waiting for a
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  Speaker 1: place to happen.
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  Speaker 2: No, I agree with you because you must also remember
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  Speaker 2: after forty eight your hip that's the that's that's the
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  Speaker 2: hipp that has to carry you to eighty ye, So
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  Speaker 2: please hippy way with easier oh one one eighty eight
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  Speaker 2: thirty eight nine four seven. This kid says, as a
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  Speaker 2: over forty year old, you have no business drinking mountain
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  Speaker 2: jew Okay, run us through a list. Cindy's right about
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  Speaker 2: the flings. Why are you having flings? Why are you
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  Speaker 2: having things that don't require you.
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  Speaker 3: To chew exactly?
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  Speaker 2: You know you just suck Jared, What are you doing
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  Speaker 2: with that strong draw if you if you're not going
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  Speaker 2: to use it to chew? Two many noodles says to mcghilli,
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  Speaker 2: Frankie Chicken strips sol respecting man of us household.
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  Speaker 6: As a main meal to protect how you're supposed to be.
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  Speaker 2: Zero eight four double zero double zero nine four seven,
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  Speaker 2: Add onto the list and come through with your own
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  Speaker 2: as well. Where you were, like I judge myself when
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  Speaker 2: I do this thing, because I know it should be
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  Speaker 2: my ten year old son who's knee deep in this activity.
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  Speaker 3: There's age limits, age limits to what if.
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  Speaker 4: You're forty fifty years old drinking mountain low like, No,
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  Speaker 4: that's childish.
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  Speaker 5: Childish, childish.
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  Speaker 2: If you forty fifty, would you bust to drink?
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  Speaker 3: I'm sweet and tea sweetened tea, so water.
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  Speaker 4: See zero no lemon water. Don't be drinking on now?
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  Speaker 4: And this don't be like that's hard. Probably don't get
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  Speaker 4: something wrong with heart. That's too much sugar.
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  Speaker 7: I'm an adult with adult money.
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  Speaker 5: I'll buy what I want. In the Indian community, it's
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  Speaker 5: very popular to give babies and kids carrying rice with
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  Speaker 5: a buttered butter. And now I find myself sneaking a
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  Speaker 5: few bites out of my kids food. And when I
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  Speaker 5: do that, I think, yeah, you know, but too old
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  Speaker 5: for this.
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  Speaker 2: I scream in a code, especially in public, identify this
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  Speaker 2: year and I still suck my family?
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  Speaker 3: How often you quit?
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  Speaker 2: I laugh at my husband because he still eats Coco
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  Speaker 2: pops table He better stop that. We're at your age
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  Speaker 2: with weeks.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly something it's flavorless, Yes, it's fiber full of
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  Speaker 1: fiber and maybe some nutrients in between that.
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  Speaker 2: And if you're gonna chuck yogt on plane, yogat Ca'm
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  Speaker 2: becoming a raspberry yo at age forty four? What is this?
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  Speaker 7: What is this?
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  Speaker 2: The lady with the ice cream cone. I'm so guilty.
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  Speaker 1: It's very true.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, like a soft sir, when I'm having a bad day,
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  Speaker 2: I just go to the pantry soft lessens caramel, saltled
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  Speaker 2: caramel and to put in more caramel, and I just
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  Speaker 2: sit there and I eat it.
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  Speaker 1: But the kid on the on the little clip there
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  Speaker 1: right about the soda water, Hey, that's an adult drink.
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  Speaker 1: That's you don't see five years running around the soda water.
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  Speaker 2: Now you in northwest Rossenberg to be exact, good morning, now.
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  Speaker 7: Good morning on a clos my darling.
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  Speaker 6: I'm very well.
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  Speaker 2: Thank We are a little judged, but we agree with her.
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  Speaker 2: This child is right. Guys, there are certain things that
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  Speaker 2: as an adult you should just not be there. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: what are you doing drinking spa berry and la? Now
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  Speaker 2: what do you want to.
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  Speaker 1: Add to that?
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  Speaker 7: And uh, really I went to go to the city
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  Speaker 7: with my kids, and actually I was judging myself. I
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  Speaker 7: went to a tower of Terror for the first.
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  Speaker 5: Time, and I was actually thinking, what time do you
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  Speaker 5: stop going on?
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  Speaker 7: Joe? I just add up roll acrost.
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  Speaker 1: When are you too old? Because in your forties, firstish
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't be on the Tower terror. I'm with you, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm with you. Yeah, dangerous things can happen.
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  Speaker 2: Because now diabetes, just so many things that you're fighting.
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  Speaker 2: Now you also want to fight the Tower of terror.
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  Speaker 2: Now stop it and sleeping disc there away.
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  Speaker 6: So yeah, I'm saying one could just sleep a disc.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, you can happen. Exactly, Bo it's not used
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  Speaker 1: to that kind of can happen.
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  Speaker 2: Shot yourself and let me look your head into a concussion.
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  Speaker 2: There's just so many things like your your level of
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  Speaker 2: being fearless decreases.
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  Speaker 6: So what are you.
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  Speaker 2: Doing going on a roller coast? You're fifty nine years old.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go on a roller coast. Don't stop it.
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  Speaker 2: Bernita and job A South, Good morning.
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  Speaker 7: Hi morning, guys. How are you?
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  Speaker 2: How are you?
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  Speaker 7: I'm okay, thank you, A little bit offended, but heart
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  Speaker 7: also but I'm okay offended.
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  Speaker 3: But is she lying?
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  Speaker 7: It is being judged by these little people.
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  Speaker 2: You said your school teacher, and there's something that you
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  Speaker 2: still love.
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  Speaker 7: Absolutely, So for me, it's the partifacs when it's the
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  Speaker 7: kid's birthdays, don't tell me I can't have it.
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  Speaker 1: The party packs?
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  Speaker 7: Oh hang on?
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  Speaker 2: Are they no longer sending teachers party packs?
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  Speaker 1: Now?
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  Speaker 7: No, I'm saying that's my joy, so they shouldn't be
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  Speaker 7: saying that's something we shouldn't be having.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Benita is saying that the amount of joy she
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  Speaker 1: finds in a party pack is not normal for an adult.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, But Benita Frankie Johannesburg, South Africa at large, why
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  Speaker 2: as an adult are you eating Sherbert?
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  Speaker 7: Why not?
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  Speaker 2: Now you're walking around the whole day with your tongue
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  Speaker 2: is blue, your teeth are yellow. What are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: What are those things that? Okay, pops, yes.
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  Speaker 2: You can if if stars know who you are, you
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  Speaker 2: should not be eating Sherbert. Guys, then they're sticking the
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  Speaker 2: last bit of it. You know that the shepherd in
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  Speaker 2: the corner, there's the last bit. And then you look
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  Speaker 2: your things so that you can get the last bit
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  Speaker 2: of Sherbet red teeth, red lips, red tongue, red everything,
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  Speaker 2: and then you're going to a meeting with the headmaster.
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  Speaker 3: Stop it.
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  Speaker 2: Stop it, start to making your morning and
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  Speaker 3: Nine four seven