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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Doug Gottlieb FAILS to defend court-storming & GETS KICKED OFF THE SHOW · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 2: And that's why today we're addressing the most serious issue
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  Speaker 2: talking about court storting in college basketball.
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  Speaker 2: Shit outs at it? Anyway, stop talking? Yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 2: anyway to today's show. One of our colleagues here at
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  Speaker 2: Fox Sports Radio. He's been actually trying to defend courts
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  Speaker 2: on pathetically. Now he wants to come on our show
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  Speaker 2: apparently and argue with us or something.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what. He's trying to storm our court, Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Well, anyway, Doug Gottlieb will be joining us, and you know,
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  Speaker 2: wait until he hears our solutions, Tony. You know he's
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  Speaker 2: going to realize what a terrible job he does, That's
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  Speaker 2: what he's going and he's.
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  Speaker 1: Going to be so jealous of our ideas. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: no more delays, Tony.
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  Speaker 2: Time to get into our top story story.
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  Speaker 1: As we told you up Dom.
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  Speaker 2: You know, this is why late February sports talk is
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  Speaker 2: the best type of spoil.
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  Speaker 5: Really.
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  Speaker 2: You know, now that the NFL season is over, we
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  Speaker 2: the sports media, we can finally take time to address
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  Speaker 2: the real major issue like court storming, and we unfortunately
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  Speaker 2: saw this rear its ugly health where you know, after
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  Speaker 2: Duke players Hyo Philipowski appeared to get injured following Duke's
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  Speaker 2: lost to wake Forest when hard of wild and uncontrolled
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  Speaker 2: rioters the court in support of wake Forest victory and Tony,
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  Speaker 2: this is just so troubling, not just for college basketball,
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  Speaker 2: but for America, Isn't that right?
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely?
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  Speaker 3: We all know we need to protect our borders, especially
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  Speaker 3: the ones around our basketball courts. If we have open
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  Speaker 3: borders on college basketball courts and we're just letting anyone
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  Speaker 3: cross over, what are our enemies gonna say? If you're
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  Speaker 3: putin and you're at home watching these games, you're like,
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  Speaker 3: let's attack America right now. Their borders are weak and insecure.
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  Speaker 3: If we can't stop college students, then we can't stop anybody.
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  Speaker 2: Just great political perspectives that, Tony, and you know there
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  Speaker 2: are many people across the sports media landscape weighing in here,
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  Speaker 2: including ESPN college basketball analysts Jay Billis Yes said he
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  Speaker 2: would like to see students arrested for great storming. And
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  Speaker 2: you know, some people say this is a gregious and gun,
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  Speaker 2: it's the dootional, But those people are clearly liberal socialists,
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  Speaker 2: aren't they, Tony?
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  Speaker 3: One hundred percent These students who are storming the courts
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  Speaker 3: are breaking the law. I mean, haven't you heard of
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  Speaker 3: contempt of court? Well, isn't a basketball court a court?
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  Speaker 3: Aren't basketball courts technically part of the United States court system.
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  Speaker 3: We need to teach these young, unruly college criminals to
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  Speaker 3: respect courts of all kinds. If we don't do that,
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  Speaker 3: then now a country and society could easily descend into
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  Speaker 3: total lawless chaos.
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  Speaker 1: Great points all around, Tony.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, we've heard a bunch of big bo
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  Speaker 2: out there trying to come up with ways to stop
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  Speaker 2: court storming, and.
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  Speaker 1: They're all just so terrible.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, Tony, you know, right before this show, we
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  Speaker 2: sat down for what was it, two like three minute minutes,
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  Speaker 2: we came up, yead, we came up with a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of ideas that could stop this in Oura anyway, Tony,
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  Speaker 2: why don't you go ahead and tell him our first idea,
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  Speaker 2: shock collars.
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  Speaker 3: Every student who comes into the arena gets one and
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  Speaker 3: has to wear it, and if they get too close
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  Speaker 3: to the court, b electrocuted. And what's great too, is
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  Speaker 3: this can work in other arenas as well. You know,
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  Speaker 3: you could use the shot collars at the Academy Awards.
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  Speaker 3: You know, if you see Will Smith and he's getting
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  Speaker 3: upset by a joke. Oh, he's walking toward the stage,
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  Speaker 3: what's gonna happen. No problems, crisis averted.
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  Speaker 1: Just such a slam dunk idea right there.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, we do realize, you know, some people might
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  Speaker 2: think that might be a little much, So we did
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  Speaker 2: come up with an alternate idea, right KELLINGTONI.
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  Speaker 1: An electric fence.
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  Speaker 3: You know, right after the final buzzer sounds, the electric
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  Speaker 3: fence goes up and anyone who tries to touch it
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  Speaker 3: gets zapped with thousands of jiggawatts of electricity. We admit,
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  Speaker 3: this is a much kind of gentler way of delivering
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  Speaker 3: potentially lead fell amounts of electricity into people.
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  Speaker 2: Just another home run idea. And you know, Tony, why
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  Speaker 2: you were saying all that. I came up with an idea.
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  Speaker 2: He get that great, let's hear it. Yeah, stink bomb,
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  Speaker 2: all right, you know, game ends, you just drop. It
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  Speaker 2: just comes right down a bomb, just filled with shit
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  Speaker 2: and piss and it just keeps on the court and
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  Speaker 2: everyone's like, whoa, bro, I'm not going over there. It
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  Speaker 2: smells like shitting' piss and you know they probably just
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  Speaker 2: gotta leave the arena.
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  Speaker 3: You're done. That's a great one too. And here's another idea,
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  Speaker 3: magnet shoes. You know, once the buzzer ends, the magnet
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  Speaker 3: floor is activated and everyone's just stuck there, no court storming.
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  Speaker 2: That another such a smart idea that, Tony. And I'm
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  Speaker 2: just going over our list. You've got to to any
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  Speaker 2: others you want.
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  Speaker 1: To bring up there. Yep.
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  Speaker 3: Last one sleeping gas. You know you got all those
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  Speaker 3: air conditioning vents and those arenas well, why not in
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  Speaker 3: the fourth quarter you just start pumping in in a
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  Speaker 3: very mild dose of sleeping gas.
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  Speaker 1: That way, the.
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  Speaker 3: Game ends very quietly, no drama, and everyone goes home
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  Speaker 3: in the morning well rested.
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  Speaker 1: You know, just so.
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  Speaker 2: Many great examples and ideas that Tony target inside.
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  Speaker 1: Which one is best? We know for you out there?
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  Speaker 2: So that's why we're gonna We're gonna see what you'll think.
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  Speaker 2: It's time for the official Fusco Show pull. Question of
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  Speaker 2: the day. What is the best method to prevent court storming?
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  Speaker 2: A shock collars on students, B electric fence, CE, stink
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  Speaker 2: bomb on court, D magnet shoes or E sleeping gas.
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  Speaker 2: Vote now on Twitter by tweeting at the Fusco Show
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  Speaker 2: and we'll reveal the results.
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  Speaker 1: You know at some point.
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  Speaker 4: If we remember to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe we'll probably forget, but who knows.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, to other news, Awful Announcing, they published a very
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  Speaker 2: important article discussing the dangers of social media and sports news.
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  Speaker 2: You know, scifically fake accounts where people appear to be
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  Speaker 2: inside is delivering news like it's from Adam Schefter or
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  Speaker 2: Adrian Wojanowski and Tony. This is so important for people
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  Speaker 2: to watch out for, isn't it absolutely?
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  Speaker 3: You know, you have to be so careful these days
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  Speaker 3: of people in sports media who are pretending to be
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  Speaker 3: someone they're not. You know, that's why it's so crucial
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  Speaker 3: to make sure you listen to trusted sources like us
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  Speaker 3: at least you know you can take everything we say
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  Speaker 3: at face value.
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  Speaker 1: Just such a sobering message that Tony.
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  Speaker 2: And one final sports media note, longtime NFL writer and
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  Speaker 2: talking head Peter King sanely announced his shocking retirement on
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  Speaker 2: Monday after forty years in the business.
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  Speaker 1: And Tony, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know a lot of people speculating what happened here, but
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  Speaker 2: we can easily see what led to this stunning decision,
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  Speaker 2: can't we.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, all you gotta do is look at what happened
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  Speaker 3: on Monday. Peter King published a column in which he
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  Speaker 3: said he doesn't have a good feeling about the Eagles
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  Speaker 3: in twenty twenty four, and later, in that very same
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  Speaker 3: column he announced his retirement. So it's clear what happened here.
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  Speaker 3: He had a take that was so impossibly bad that
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  Speaker 3: when he read it back to himself, he was like,
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  Speaker 3: oh my god, I need to retire.
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  Speaker 2: That has to be the only explanation that Dony, So
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  Speaker 2: just the final tip of the gap to beat it ging.
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  Speaker 1: For knowing a good job by dang it up.
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  Speaker 2: But on that note, someone who should have hung it
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  Speaker 2: up a long time ago and probably was hung up.
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  Speaker 2: And anyway, let's just bring him on the Fusco Satellite network.
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  Speaker 1: Fusco Satellite Net the world.
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  Speaker 2: All right, This guy host the Doug Gottlieb Show on
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  Speaker 2: our broadcast partner, Fox Sports Radio, and how they're still
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  Speaker 2: in business with him after this week.
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  Speaker 1: We have no clue how that's how I did.
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  Speaker 2: It's one of these fools out there actually defending court
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  Speaker 2: storming in college basket. Well, this fight a player being
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  Speaker 2: unjustly injured by a bunch of lawless rioters. And no
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  Speaker 2: surprise he feels this way given he lives in California,
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  Speaker 2: liberal lawlessness there. Anyway, let's get him in here. Doug
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  Speaker 2: gottlie welcome back to Mesa, to the show.
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  Speaker 5: I have to do this, right, No, I have to. Contractually,
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to have to.
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  Speaker 2: I'm hey, hey, you know I mean in California, work
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  Speaker 2: is optional.
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  Speaker 1: We get that, so this might be.
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  Speaker 6: Hard for your exact Sunshine not optional, Katy, beautiful, Sunset's
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  Speaker 6: not optional.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna sunset. You don't worry, give exactly very soon anyway.
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  Speaker 2: All right, stop trying to run this interview. You're not
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  Speaker 2: the host, that's us.
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  Speaker 1: All right, First question we have for you.
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  Speaker 2: All right, you know we follow the news, we follow
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  Speaker 2: you people in California, and how you think so storming.
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  Speaker 1: The Capitol Building Apparently that's not okay.
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  Speaker 5: That's okay storming.
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  Speaker 2: A basketball court and injured, it's okay. Innocent people, Well
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  Speaker 2: that's okay and wins your support. So explain how that
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  Speaker 2: makes any sense?
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  Speaker 5: Well?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, I don't know if you want to
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  Speaker 6: storm a basketball court on January seventh, right, But outside of.
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  Speaker 2: That, well, nobody watches college basketball on January seventh.
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  Speaker 1: But ok, go ahead.
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  Speaker 5: I actually think you make a good point.
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  Speaker 6: It's the probably the only good point you're going to
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  Speaker 6: make on your podcast, which is no one watches the
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  Speaker 6: The reason people watch college basketball is not because the
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  Speaker 6: product is better than the NBA. The product's probably not
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  Speaker 6: better than the Gen League. You watch it because it's
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  Speaker 6: college kids. They're wearing your favorite school's name across their chest.
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  Speaker 6: You hear the fight song, and you see the students
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  Speaker 6: and the energy in these buildings, and like, why are
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  Speaker 6: we taking away no celebration supposed to be an upset
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  Speaker 6: when I see one kid gets bummed, I'm talking here.
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  Speaker 2: I watch that and people around the globe watching that,
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  Speaker 2: and they say nothing but lawlessness, exactly one thing we
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  Speaker 2: kind of agree on. We need to protect our borders,
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  Speaker 2: don't wait, Yeah, well what about the borders around the basketball,
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  Speaker 2: about basketball court board. Now let's say you're putin at
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  Speaker 2: home watching all that energy you talk about.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you look at that.
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  Speaker 2: You think, let's at doc America right now, right now,
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  Speaker 2: invasion stopped.
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  Speaker 6: Why that looks like we got a good defending force.
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  Speaker 6: That those are all they're all military coll of age.
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  Speaker 6: Look you actually again, you.
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  Speaker 7: Do bring them a good point to where where we
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  Speaker 7: have to talk about protecting the borders, like this is
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  Speaker 7: not that hard to have security to make sure the
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  Speaker 7: twelve scholarship athletes and the coaching staff gets off the
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  Speaker 7: court safely.
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  Speaker 5: That that's really the breakdown in Winston Salem.
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  Speaker 6: There were like ten court stormings last weekend, last week
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  Speaker 6: and weekend, and only one did Klasky get bumped into.
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  Speaker 6: It was a breakdown in security, right, which is, by
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  Speaker 6: the way, the same thing we're talking about down in
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  Speaker 6: Texas and in California and Arizona. It's not about it's
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  Speaker 6: not about the border, it's about.
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  Speaker 5: The securing that book. You just got to secure these
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  Speaker 5: guys got to protect them. He tell us, what.
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  Speaker 1: Do they do? They know?
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  Speaker 2: You don't worry on the security guards. You arm yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Gilbert Arenas No. When he was you look at Gilbert
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  Speaker 2: John Marine, he was bringing.
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  Speaker 1: Guns to the stadium.
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  Speaker 2: People said, no, no, no, John Moran, you know walking
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  Speaker 2: around Memphis with you got to.
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  Speaker 6: Arm these g No, no, no, we're not doing that.
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  Speaker 6: We're not armoring basketball players while they're running up and
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  Speaker 6: down the court.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, you want to, you want to put them
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  Speaker 2: in Ham's way. Well, all right, let's hear about you.
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  Speaker 2: You were a college basketball player.
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  Speaker 1: Some yep, Oklahoma stadious.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I assume given that you were on a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of crappy teams, you were never involved in a court.
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  Speaker 6: We were not a crappy team. We're not a crapy
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  Speaker 6: team playing three NCAM the elate eight.
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  Speaker 5: Well, all right, we never storm.
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  Speaker 6: We were not We were not duke, so we didn't
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  Speaker 6: have the court storm. There was one court storming during
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  Speaker 6: my time in still Water. We beat Oklahoma my sophomore year.
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  Speaker 6: Good buddy of mine, Brian mont Noddy. He got carried
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  Speaker 6: off the court because he wasn't playing a bunch, but
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  Speaker 6: he made a game winning free throws like was he was.
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  Speaker 3: He afraid of being injured in the melee. That's why
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  Speaker 3: they carried him off the court.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, it's the greatest moment of the sporting life.
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  Speaker 1: Sad for him.
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  Speaker 6: So, no, it's awesome. Have you ever got you guys?
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  Speaker 6: Ever been you guys? Ever been to a court stormy
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  Speaker 6: like a real one like we have.
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  Speaker 1: But we held everybody back. We were staying where you
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  Speaker 1: are crowd control.
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  Speaker 2: Just for the record, the reason Alan Iverson was never
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  Speaker 2: injured at Georgetown is because we personally drove down there
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  Speaker 2: and defended people, defended them. It was like that movie
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  Speaker 2: three hundred. Yeah, we stopped everybody, stay where you are.
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  Speaker 2: Let me ask you when you were when you were
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  Speaker 2: involved in that court storming. How how quickly did you
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  Speaker 2: piss your parents when you saw all these people who
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  Speaker 2: were bigger than you coming at you.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I am small for a basket player, not small
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  Speaker 6: in real life, right, So I'm roughly six feet tall,
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  Speaker 6: So it's not like I was concerned and I concerned.
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  Speaker 6: And again, remember during the court storming, we were actually
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  Speaker 6: the home team and they were storming for us.
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  Speaker 5: So I haven't been involved in the businey one. I'm
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  Speaker 5: sure that.
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  Speaker 6: I'm sure a bunch of people running out of stands
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  Speaker 6: is a little bit alarming, right, especially not expecting but
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  Speaker 6: this is where it's not that hard. Higher quality security people.
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  Speaker 6: If they can't secure the court, you know what games,
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  Speaker 6: there's gonna be a court storming.
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  Speaker 5: It's not that hard, it's not tucky.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, we have some very simple ideas that we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna present.
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  Speaker 1: Doug.
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  Speaker 2: You know when you hear these, you're gonna you're gonna
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  Speaker 2: you're in a hurry. I mean tell that to your audience.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: You do three out of the day radio. Yeah, right
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: here we go. Idea Number one's gonna.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Kick yourself, Doug.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Number one, Tony, tell them you put shot collars on
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  Speaker 2: all the students as soon as they walk in this way,
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: when they start running towards the court, and then no,
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: no more storming.
• 16:58
  Speaker 6: It's an interesting concept, having a having lived on the
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: East Coast where you usually don't have fences, so your
• 17:04
  Speaker 6: dog has a shot color.
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  Speaker 5: It's actually pretty humane.
• 17:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't mind it. I just probably think that
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: it's grounds for a lawsuit.
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  Speaker 5: No, I'm just saying this is fly in twenty twenty four.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: What about that you're gonna fly when we throw You
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: see all the kids getting ready and then boom, you
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: drop a stink bomb full of piss and shit.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Right on scent to court and then everyone's like, oh,
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: what's that smell and they run away. Yeah, oh, don't
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: go over this.
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: I was like, piss again.
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: Then this is not really the environment, the welcoming environment.
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: We're trying to get more students into the building.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: A college frat house smells exactly like, yeah, that's what
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: it smells like.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Double it, cripple it, baby, Yeah, you need to come
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: to Temple. Bro that's what it smells like.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: Temple smells like piss.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: And well the frat house on a good day.
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: You're you're making a great pinch for wife. Somebody should
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: go to Temple. They struggle.
• 18:03
  Speaker 6: They struggle with athletics in terms of recruiting. Yeah, so yeah,
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna go. That's a negatory.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: What else?
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Hold on, we got better ones, Tony tell them this
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: next one.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Okay, magnet shoes. Everyone that comes in has to put
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: put on magnet shoes. And then at the end of
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: the game, when it looks like they're getting ready, you
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: activate the floor magnet Boom.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Everybody's frozen. Nobody can move.
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: It's smart. They take off the shoes to run on
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: the court.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: No, you get in shoes that hold the shoe on.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: You're not thinking there's.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: No shoes that hold the shoe.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: On the proprietary design we have so oh you do.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Oh you clearly you never went to a magnet school.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: That's why magnet That's why they.
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: Call them magnet schools. You know what I am. Today's
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: years old February twenty eighth.
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: Okay, twenty twenty four, I am today years old that
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: I just learned.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: I'm writing this note down. That's what a magnet school means.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why you're taken notes?
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: You have anything else? Do you guys? Say anything else?
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: Because I do have a life and this is not
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: really part of it.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, oh all right, you know what, Tony will give
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: him one more chance because you're not.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Getting the point. I want you to look at him.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: I want you to look at the camera.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: And I want you to look at the camera, and
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: I want you to apologize for giving terrible takes and
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: putting our young people in danger.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and giving.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: Biden's green license. I apologize for absolutely nothing.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, here's one you want to cut. You're in court.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: You've just been ruled guilty of being a guest because
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: you're off, because.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: You're off to show you're you're off the line, Jane,
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: hang up to you never again, never having him on
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: the show again.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Carol, we need borders to prevent him from coming
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: on the show ever again.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well said that, don'ty anyway? Yeah, all right, we're
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: not gonna let him ruin. Which was a bang up
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• 20:20
  Speaker 1: What what are you watching?
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: What corrections?
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Why hurry up?
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: You said jigawatts of electricity?
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, yes, science bro. Yeah, there's no.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: Such measurement as a jigawat. There was just a term
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: from the movie Back to the Future.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well I'd like to send you back inside
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: your mother's womb. Yeah. I'm gonna get in a Dolorean
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: and run you over in the show. Let's get out
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: of here.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, Why you said the word agreed us?
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah bro, it's English, Bro.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: That's that's not how it's pronounced. It's not agreed to us.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: It's egregious.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Well, when we plead not guilty to murdering you,
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: the judge is going to agree just to let us off.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know what.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: I can't wait to pronounce you dead. Oh we're done,
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: you'll finish. Let's get out of here.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: What you said, students who storm the court should be
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: held in contempt because a basketball court is a court.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, it is law and order.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: Bro. I know this might be a bold statement, but
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: that might be the worst take ever.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you know it will be the best
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: take ever when you take your final breath. Yeah, you
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: know why. You will never be held by a woman.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Oh doity, So nobody has another great one?
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• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Great job as always, Same to you, Poorly, another floorless show.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: There you go. We'll see you people next week. See
• 22:27
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