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BEST BITS: The Missed Call · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Dache Big Show was toledos all the good stuff.
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  Speaker 2: No nasties tried today.
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  Speaker 3: Good for old Keyser to get a one because he
• 0:09
  Speaker 3: had a bit of a rocky last night. Didn't you
• 0:11
  Speaker 3: make you if you are? The hurdchy party for the
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  Speaker 3: old ratings that came.
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  Speaker 4: Out and yeah, which we didn't get an invite to,
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  Speaker 4: by the way.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, like I said, you didn't miss much. Wrapped
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  Speaker 5: up by about ten eleven, you know, it was more
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  Speaker 5: just a quiet.
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  Speaker 2: But what did you do after the yah?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah party wrapped up? What did you do?
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  Speaker 5: I mean I was pretty naked, so to be honest,
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  Speaker 5: I had a few and then I'm pretty sure I
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  Speaker 5: just went straight home. Yeah, missus picked me up and yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: so you just so you just run your your your wife,
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  Speaker 5: there are your fiance.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll come back.
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  Speaker 4: You make any other calls or anything like that.
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  Speaker 2: I mean you mentioned this earlier.
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  Speaker 4: No I didn't. I don't.
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  Speaker 5: I don't just having them?
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  Speaker 2: Did I call you pretty lately, wasn't it?
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  Speaker 6: Mate?
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  Speaker 2: Well you must have wrung old Hoidy j And then
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  Speaker 2: what the hell?
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  Speaker 4: Then your sleep are two nineteen am?
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  Speaker 2: Did you answer?
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  Speaker 4: Well, let's have a listen. Shall we casey try it
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  Speaker 4: for a shav You've reached the phone of Hoidy j
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  Speaker 4: I can't take your call right now, so leave a
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  Speaker 4: message and I'll get back to you.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, get a Jase.
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  Speaker 5: Kesy here, mate, just thought i'd give you a ring, mister,
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  Speaker 5: and I buddy tell you what.
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  Speaker 6: Everyone was like, where's Jase? Where's Jase? And I'm like,
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  Speaker 6: who even gives.
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  Speaker 5: These stupid withered legs?
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  Speaker 6: You know?
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, I'm off, mate, I've got a pocket full of
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  Speaker 5: brothel dollars and I'll catch you tomorrow for the old promer.
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: Backbone.
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  Speaker 4: I do not remember that, as I say, two seventeen am.
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  Speaker 2: Mate, I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I don't know what that whole brothel dollars
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  Speaker 5: thing was about.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure you don't.
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  Speaker 4: Well we know, but you said that you went home
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  Speaker 4: with your fiance at around ten. That call was two
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  Speaker 4: seventeen am.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, to be honest, I mean I was pretty tired, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you know, because it's been big week and we'd been
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  Speaker 5: working hard, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, so you went to bed for two hours and
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  Speaker 3: you ducked out to the brothel.
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  Speaker 2: Can we talk about this off here?
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  Speaker 3: Is it all right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? That's fine.
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  Speaker 4: Kezy Yep, it's all good buddy.
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  Speaker 1: The Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 4: The Big Show is Rull correspondent.
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  Speaker 2: There's dal gidy good ideas. How are you man?
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  Speaker 6: You going pretty good there? I ain't there bloody posts
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  Speaker 6: onto it, James geez, it's bloody technical thing he's got.
• 3:03
  Speaker 6: The thing is who what are you calling? There?
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  Speaker 2: Is this thing you like it is? Yeah? He's pretty
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: flash are ye? That's old pugs, Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Because it's off the old country killing right.
• 3:14
  Speaker 5: That's right mate, Nothing gets past you.
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  Speaker 3: I just wanted to ask you, is what's the guts
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  Speaker 3: with the rise and dairy cost? To see the old
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  Speaker 3: butter there it's gone up sixty percent from last year.
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  Speaker 6: Oh no, it's bloody expensive a but what are you
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  Speaker 6: going to do? Mate? It's like I was just written
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  Speaker 6: in the paper the other day. I think you said
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  Speaker 6: there yourself be and Michael it's gone up fifty percent
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  Speaker 6: year on year and it's bloody ridiculous. Eight. But it's
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  Speaker 6: a thing when you're a farmer, mate, you know you've
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  Speaker 6: got to make your money where you can and sometimes
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  Speaker 6: the consumer is just going to have to suffer. Eight.
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  Speaker 4: Well, good ideas it's Hoidy Jay here, great to meet you.
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  Speaker 4: Who's there, Hoidy j There is.
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  Speaker 6: Jason? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Good a mate.
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  Speaker 6: You know mate, you've been over Vietnam.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Vietnam?
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  Speaker 4: Have you heard about that? Have you man blade over there.
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  Speaker 6: In a lot of time? And Vietnam you did over there?
• 4:15
  Speaker 6: Were you one of those sticks to us?
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  Speaker 4: Was was I on a six tour?
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  Speaker 6: Didn't? No?
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  Speaker 4: No, she wasn't a six tour. There's no six tours going.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I get your mom's the weird Yeah he is.
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  Speaker 4: I just wanted to ask, mate, who who benefits from
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  Speaker 4: these massive price hikes? Is that you backbone farmers?
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  Speaker 2: It is the farmers.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, when the prices come up made, it's the farmers. Shocking.
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  Speaker 6: I'm saying that the backbones and all that sort of
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  Speaker 6: carry your mate, but the shock and I take all
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  Speaker 6: the money and I buy apples a bloody land Rho.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry it's keasy here again, mate, Chris, ideas I.
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  Speaker 6: Promise me, mate, all right, just promise me something. You've
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  Speaker 6: gotta be very careful when you go on these six
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  Speaker 6: to us, all right, mate, God, can you hear me? Chris?
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  Speaker 5: No, I haven't gone on a six to When you
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  Speaker 5: go on these six's.
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  Speaker 6: You're weary for it. It doesn't mean a weirdness. All right, back,
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  Speaker 6: you've got to just promise me, mate, promise me you
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  Speaker 6: rubber out. You gotta rubb her up.
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  Speaker 2: Alright, I'm saying, all right, yeah, I promised.
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  Speaker 6: Is I hear it?
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  Speaker 2: Right right?
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  Speaker 6: You're gonna go all right?
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  Speaker 4: All right mate, alright, mate, I'll tell you what. He's
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  Speaker 4: a good he's a good bust. Actually just asked you.
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  Speaker 4: She just asked, old pack. Sound for a few rubbers there, fellow,
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  Speaker 4: he's still there, God.
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  Speaker 2: You're still there? Okay, all right soon man? Thanks?
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  Speaker 5: Mate's the worst is get on your man?
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 2: That's your first time meeting Taylor.
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  Speaker 6: That's one of the main rules. That's what I always
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  Speaker 6: told my boys, that you've.
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  Speaker 4: Got a rapper around double rubber you got okay?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Thanks? Is okay? Man?
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  Speaker 3: All right, all right, let's go to it.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go to us.
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  Speaker 1: The whole archy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy
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  Speaker 1: tune in on radio.
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  Speaker 4: Just on the fact that we're going to be off
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  Speaker 4: next week. Are you doing your big move next week?
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: I call it the big Move? Yes, slightly on the road.
• 6:35
  Speaker 4: I find it very convenient actually that that Keysy is
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  Speaker 4: going away next week when you need people to help
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  Speaker 4: you out with my move, with your move, you know
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  Speaker 4: what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 5: Well, hang on, hey, wouldn't you just pay a moving
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  Speaker 5: company to movie stuff for you?
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  Speaker 2: I don't believe in that, Keyzy. What do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: As you know, in my early twenties, I actually spent
• 6:52
  Speaker 3: four years over in Sydney doing furniture removals, officers, apartment houses,
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  Speaker 3: that sort of thing, four yearsday in, day out, six
• 7:02
  Speaker 3: days a week.
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  Speaker 6: Jo.
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  Speaker 3: You won't hear me complaining about it, mate, No, And
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  Speaker 3: so I've got a real thing now, the idea of
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  Speaker 3: paying other people to do it? Why would I do
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  Speaker 3: that when I can get my mates to do it?
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  Speaker 3: And then I just have to you know, when we're finish,
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  Speaker 3: I'll give you a warm beer and send you on
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  Speaker 3: your way, you know.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm sorry, I'm away. What are workmates for?
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  Speaker 2: What are acquaintances for doing that to help me move
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  Speaker 2: my house?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah right, yeah, Well, like I say, mates, unfortunately the
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  Speaker 4: days that you mentioned, I'm going to be away.
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  Speaker 2: So what day was that?
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  Speaker 4: As much as I'd love to help, what day you're away?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 4: What day were you talk to day?
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  Speaker 2: Was that you're aware I can't remember.
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  Speaker 4: Tuesday, Wednesday, THIRSD.
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  Speaker 5: I thought you're only going away from one day, right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, well actually it's actually Friday. So you're all good,
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  Speaker 3: you'll be back.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, Well, but the thing is we're traveling back
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  Speaker 4: on Friday, and she's a hell of a job there.
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  Speaker 4: You going pardon, where are you?
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  Speaker 2: Where are you traveling?
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  Speaker 4: Your business? It's a family getaway.
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  Speaker 2: That's fine.
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  Speaker 4: You can't probe into my personal life.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I told you I'm going to bother to get rabies.
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  Speaker 2: That's true.
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  Speaker 6: True.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that's all good. I'll just take the cash.
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  Speaker 3: Then the cash equivalent of what you helping me out
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  Speaker 3: would have been. So that's all good. I think that's yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So about four sixty from you, about four sixty from you,
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  Speaker 3: thank sounds going to be there. Well I know that's
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  Speaker 3: why you only four sixty right. So yeah, just got
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  Speaker 3: the truck, and I just want the best of the best.
• 8:32
  Speaker 3: So we're going to have guys coming around and just
• 8:34
  Speaker 3: wrapping up all the dishes individually. Bubble wrap, yeah, double
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  Speaker 3: bubble wrap.
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  Speaker 5: Actually, Jason didn't mention the Monday, so you could get
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  Speaker 5: him to help early on the Monday.
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  Speaker 3: At work on the Monday you're seeing so that's not
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  Speaker 3: good for me? Right, but Friday year so I've can
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  Speaker 3: get some cash of if you guys up front, would
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  Speaker 3: be good today?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 5: I just I don't understand. So why why do I
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  Speaker 5: have to.
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  Speaker 4: Take it out of my fun account? If that's okay?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good man, Yeah, that's a all goods.
• 9:01
  Speaker 4: And can I just say what an absolute greazer Pug signers?
• 9:05
  Speaker 2: Oh you god, he's.
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  Speaker 4: Such a ask. I'll do it, magie. I'll do your
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  Speaker 4: bubble wrap for you.
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  Speaker 2: Where are you going on holiday?
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  Speaker 4: Jaso telling you it's your big.
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  Speaker 2: Just think of Edith anywhere.
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
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  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio.
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  Speaker 4: Hold a key, Hey, you were saying, Kesey, you were saying,
• 9:30
  Speaker 4: you know, your lovely wife's thirtieth today, mate, Happy birthday
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  Speaker 4: to her, by the way, sure.
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  Speaker 2: Is yeah, big, happy birthday of her.
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  Speaker 3: Massive, Massive, the thirty, the Big three.
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  Speaker 2: Ok.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a biggie.
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  Speaker 2: It's probably cradle snatcher, aren't you?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I reck I am thirty one, dum you know.
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  Speaker 4: I'd say that's the biggest the thirtieth. Actually, oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well it's not the big I thought fiftieth would have
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  Speaker 2: been the No.
• 9:57
  Speaker 4: Thirtieth.
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  Speaker 3: By the fiftieth, you don't care anymore, do you think
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  Speaker 3: to celebrate because that's the beginning of the end.
• 10:02
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's all over there.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, you're probably in a good place. You're in
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  Speaker 4: You're thirty, and they're really good. You've got to, you know,
• 10:09
  Speaker 4: take advantage while you can. I remember to my wife
• 10:12
  Speaker 4: we went to Portugal and then I think we went
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  Speaker 4: from there to Italy, had a couple of nights in
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  Speaker 4: Paris and a lot, then stayed in a resortant Fiji
• 10:26
  Speaker 4: on the way home for a couple of days there.
• 10:30
  Speaker 3: A similar man, I mean, I did what did we do?
• 10:32
  Speaker 3: I sort of We've had some land that had been
• 10:34
  Speaker 3: I had some land that was handed down from my
• 10:36
  Speaker 3: great great grandfather, been in the family for a bit there,
• 10:39
  Speaker 3: and I've got my got my mits on that bastard
• 10:43
  Speaker 3: and builder a log cabin just with my hands there
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: up in the Tata Rangers there and beautiful didn't use
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: any nailsman sort of studied this Japanese technique of building
• 10:56
  Speaker 3: there where everything is just perfectly slotted.
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: In completely air and water to Yeah, took a hell
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: of a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Of effort, but nothing is too much for your woman
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  Speaker 3: on her thirtieth birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I'll be honestly, I'm still paying for that
• 11:09
  Speaker 4: thirtieth trip.
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: As we speak.
• 11:11
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean. It's just really But anyway,
• 11:13
  Speaker 4: what are you thinking, Keezy? Uh?
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: Well, I got her a candle made out of.
• 11:22
  Speaker 5: It's coconut and elderflower.
• 11:26
  Speaker 3: I'm not really down with the old dear candles, but
• 11:30
  Speaker 3: that sounds like some real cheap tat.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's a good one.
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  Speaker 4: You know. It's something you get from the warehouse.
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: No, no, I'm not going to wear it's like fifty
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: sixty buck New Zealand dollars.
• 11:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, so like got it on special and
• 11:43
  Speaker 5: MA gave me a promo code. But it's true, to
• 11:46
  Speaker 5: be honest, I'm not one hundred percent sure wit flavor.
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: I should get it? Flavor, you're going to eat it?
• 11:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 11:52
  Speaker 4: You light them, keezyer smell the MySpace and your you
• 11:56
  Speaker 4: probably don't Beau and now you've had a massive honker.
• 11:59
  Speaker 4: But text us three four eight three have you got
• 12:01
  Speaker 4: any ideas well? What flavor kes he should buy his
• 12:04
  Speaker 4: wife's candle.
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
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  Speaker 4: Kesey now Fellas. I don't know if you know this
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  Speaker 4: about me, but I'm not one of those guys that
• 12:17
  Speaker 4: cares too much about my physical appearance.
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you spend a lot of time at the gym.
• 12:24
  Speaker 4: I've started doing that, Mogan. Yeah, But to be fair,
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  Speaker 4: I'm also very good at switching off from that kind
• 12:31
  Speaker 4: of for long periods of time. It's only been the
• 12:35
  Speaker 4: last few days actually that I have gone back to the
• 12:37
  Speaker 4: gym after a big hiatus.
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: What's your most you've ever bench pressed?
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: Though?
• 12:42
  Speaker 4: The most? And Mate, I can't get anywhere near it
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  Speaker 4: at the moment. Two kg's.
• 12:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So, but the reason I bring that up is because,
• 12:53
  Speaker 4: you know, as I say, I'm not too fussed about
• 12:57
  Speaker 4: how I look these days. I'm an old I am,
• 13:02
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean, put out to the back patic,
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  Speaker 4: you know. And all that matters to me, Mogi and
• 13:07
  Speaker 4: Keezy is that my wife loves me, and she assures
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  Speaker 4: me she does.
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  Speaker 2: She assures you. She have to assure you of Do
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  Speaker 2: you really?
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  Speaker 6: Though?
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  Speaker 4: Do you really? And then why why would you and
• 13:21
  Speaker 4: she never really gives me a definite advancewer. But one
• 13:23
  Speaker 4: of the things I've noticed that is beginning to creep
• 13:26
  Speaker 4: into our socials at the moment is there's a lot
• 13:29
  Speaker 4: of hoidy j moob chat there is, And I'm thinking
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  Speaker 4: to myself, it's an area of vulnerability for me, you
• 13:37
  Speaker 4: know what I mean. It is like people talking about
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  Speaker 4: my moves. It's the reason I went to the gym.
• 13:43
  Speaker 4: It was because of my moves.
• 13:44
  Speaker 5: But I think you need to do that thing where
• 13:46
  Speaker 5: you turn like what you might think is a weakness
• 13:48
  Speaker 5: actually into a strength.
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  Speaker 4: Well that that's sort of my theory. But I'm also
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  Speaker 4: finding and you'll understand this, Mogi being a real gym bunny,
• 13:56
  Speaker 4: it's a very hard era area to get tight, you
• 13:59
  Speaker 4: know what I mean. Yeah, and when you're a small
• 14:02
  Speaker 4: framed fellow like me, having big moves is just not
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: a good look. Sure, And I want to be a
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: T shirt wearer. So I've had this idea and I
• 14:10
  Speaker 4: want your thoughts on it. I'm thinking of wearing a corset.
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, so you want to you want to accentuate
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: your bosom?
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: Well either, yeah, it's either, you know, I just work
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: out on it. Or I acknowledge that I've got moves
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: and I celebrate that.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because the course of the course titans the middle, yes,
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: and it'll push them up right.
• 14:31
  Speaker 5: So that's like the thing where they lace up the
• 14:33
  Speaker 5: back of it and squeeze the waist.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: In and it really gives you a waist more than
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: your busy.
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: I think you can also get ones that you go
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: across your chest as well, like a course across your chair. Yeah, well,
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: like a chest suppressor. But I'm thinking, what if I
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: actually make a finger of my moves, What if I
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: make them one of my centerpieces?
• 14:51
  Speaker 5: Well, why don't you start like when a woman with
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: larger breast has to go to go for just listen
• 14:59
  Speaker 5: to when a lady with larger brist has to go
• 15:02
  Speaker 5: for a run or go to the gym. You wear
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: sports bras, right, why don't you just get a sports
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: bra that really just like holds it.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: Down, you know, start wearing those?
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: Well, because I don't want to be someone that's trying
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: to hide something. And this here's my thought, and I
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: wonder what you think if we were to start posting
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: this on Instagram. I get a corset, right, I left
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: my moves, I start wearing shirts with the button undone
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: and there's a bit of hoidy j Cleaver Jackson. Yeah yeah,
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: I mean I feel like that's going to be an
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: Instagram winner.
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, definitely that because you could turn into one
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: of those Instagram pages that gets heaps of likes because
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: you've got a bit of cleavage show.
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I can do those accidental side move shows.
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah. You know with my Cleavah, you said
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: that you wanted to wear a T shirt so you
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: could just cut out, cut out the holes for your
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: moves and just flop out your burnt meat petties.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, do that, Jase, that's the one there.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: I think the Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: Kyzy tune in on radio.
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: Will be aware of the fact that old Hoodie J
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: is going to be going overseas very shortly.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Well we're aware of it. The listeners might not be.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: You're going to Vietnam and OD and going to.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: Vietnam with all my girls, hellas with all my girls
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: who all live overseas now, so it's going to be
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: a real family reunion.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Do you reckon?
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: You wear flashbacks because because you've spent a bit of
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: time in name in the seventies.
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: I am worried about that. I am worried about that,
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: but you know, I think I'll be okay.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean, because if you have a
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: full mental break, Yeah, that's true.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: That's true.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Can you If that's the case, wouldn't it be smart
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: to go somewhere else? Then?
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: Well, as long as I go back to that paddy
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: field that I was in at that.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: Time, you were stationed in one paddy field, yes, but
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: you had to protect.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: It, yes, we did, right as.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: That was from the sparrows because ire always eating all
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: the rice.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're in the.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: Scarecrow ah right, Yeah, he ran a scarecrow business. I'll
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: tell you what, self employed for about a decade, wasn't
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: it about a decade?
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Bloody itchy worked.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: That right, very hot humored.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: I remember at the end of the day of being
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: a scarecrow, how stiff I was.
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: Wouldn't so you were actually a scarecrow, wouldn't you just
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: put a couple of bits of wood and some clothes
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: on it.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: It's more effective if you do it yourself. The more
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: realistic the scarecrow, the better the protection.
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: So you ran a scarecrow company where you were one
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: scarecrow and you just what you stood in the field
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: with your arms out.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, that was that was part of the torture.
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: The other downside of it actually, of course at the
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: end of the day you'd be covering and bird shit
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: as well.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: Coven and birdchet, that's right, a lot of bugs as well.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: But eventually what you waked out, this is why Jason's
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: so smart, keysy, right, was because when Jason wanted to
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: sort of bager off and have a bit of a
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: naple or something, he would get a stick and put
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: the hat on the stick and then just get another
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: stick and it put his coat on it. Yeah, and
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: then you go off and then have a little bit
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: of a sleep underneath the hay baal all over there, right, yeah,
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: And so that was hang on the But why am
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: I doing this training? Four seven? I could be outsourcing
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: this to pieces of wood. So your shirt, I'll tell
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: you what. It changed my life, that revelation, yeah right, okay,
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: But the problem was you can't monetize that, jas, can
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: you Because everybody sees that you're doing they think, well,
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: I don't need to pay JAS to do it? Right, Yes,
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: I can just get a couple of pieces of wood
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: myself and the shirt and the hat.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: Right, So that's why there's scarecrow busines stuff because you're
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: doing it for how.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: Long about ten years?
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: Wow, it's ten years to figure out two pieces of stick.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And yeah, like Maggie talk about shooting herself on
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: the foot, yeah, yeah, right, so you kind of wish
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: you had actually did shoot myself on the foot at
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: one point, but that wasn't related to the scarecrows. Have
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: you ever showing you that scarf yellows?
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Oh that's an interesting story, Jason, Yes, And can.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: I just say it was the one I fully intended
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: on tell.
• 19:05
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