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Ep. 144 - The. Blueberry Special 1 Year Anniversary Special! · Notable Nostalgia

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  Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow you.
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  Speaker 2: Could be a seat model star. I was sixteen at
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  Speaker 2: the time or fifteen and uh, and then hook it
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  Speaker 2: up with a witch and that was that. Cats can
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  Speaker 2: smile apparently, whoa weird, But it doesn't always mean that
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  Speaker 2: they're happy.
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  Speaker 3: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
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  Speaker 3: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jimmy Moon is a star. Her looks looks were
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  Speaker 2: part of the issue.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I had to sell my last top hat
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  Speaker 1: for gas.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe this is not appropriate eitherther butle's see what is
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  Speaker 2: the nostalgia nerds. I am Jeff, and we're here today
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  Speaker 2: to celebrate a really important milestone one year ago and
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  Speaker 2: some change because it comes out on the seventh, but
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  Speaker 2: we're recording on June thirtieth, so I'm I'm feeling confident
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  Speaker 2: I can make it.
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  Speaker 1: I think.
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  Speaker 2: So it's gonna be the one year anniversary on July
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  Speaker 2: fifth of me crappy my pants.
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  Speaker 3: So and for some reason, if anything happens from now
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  Speaker 3: to July fifth.
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  Speaker 1: We'll update, update you. I will update the episode as well.
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  Speaker 2: I really, I'm like, I just told you before we
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  Speaker 2: jumped on. Last night, I had incredibly spiced I can
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  Speaker 2: handle a lot of spice, like with my mouth and
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  Speaker 2: my tummy fox up. But I'm like, I'm really I'm
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  Speaker 2: not assar seeing so much cheese and spice and jalapenos,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm I'm risking it right now.
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  Speaker 1: Right before the yeah, the milestone.
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  Speaker 2: And on July fourth, we always hang out with Jeremy's
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  Speaker 2: sister fab and we always go to like a cookout,
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  Speaker 2: and that's what happened last time. I was drinking spicy
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  Speaker 2: margarita's and all this spice, see and like savory food.
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  Speaker 2: So really kind of nervous.
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  Speaker 3: But maybe just only eat bread. Yeah, I just really
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  Speaker 3: just really go hand on that bread.
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  Speaker 2: When I tell my, when I've talked to my coworker,
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  Speaker 2: one of the maintenance guys, oh my tummy hearts or whatever,
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  Speaker 2: He's like, just eat a few spoons of flower, weird,
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I don't know about that, like he
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  Speaker 2: microwave steaks. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just yeah, with the flower, I just feel
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  Speaker 3: like you couldn't swallow it, like you remember back at.
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  Speaker 2: The what's it called the kool aid? No cinnamon?
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  Speaker 1: Cinnamon, That's right, you just a spoonful.
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  Speaker 2: Of cinnamon and trying to do that. We were smart kids.
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  Speaker 3: I did that when I was like in seventh grade,
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  Speaker 3: and that was one of the most Like I was
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  Speaker 3: so scared. I remember, I I couldn't breathe. And then
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  Speaker 3: so I grabbed the hose from the sink that like
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  Speaker 3: it came out or whatever you could like spray anyways,
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  Speaker 3: and I like jammed in the back of my because
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  Speaker 3: I was trying to break the cinnamon up.
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  Speaker 1: That was scary as shit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I woonder if it'd be easier if you boofed it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, are you mucasi down there?
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  Speaker 1: Get in there?
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  Speaker 4: You know?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know. Okay, So, so I think what
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna do is we're gonna just have a little
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  Speaker 2: bit of the celebration episode. I'm gonna recount one year
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  Speaker 2: past the experience of grabbing my fans a little bit,
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  Speaker 2: and then we have some voice memos to play for
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  Speaker 2: you listeners of of friends of the podcast, congratulating me.
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  Speaker 2: This has been I talk about the blueberry situation, and
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  Speaker 2: we call the Blueberry Special because after the incident happened,
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  Speaker 2: I came home and I was so defeated because my
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  Speaker 2: goal was to go on a hike. Yeah, to see
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  Speaker 2: I think it was, Uh, what's the McKenzie River. It's
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  Speaker 2: like turquoise, it's so beautiful. And I let my slout for
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  Speaker 2: hiking and and I was so broken. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I cannot have this be my day. So after I
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  Speaker 2: cleaned off myself, which was disgusting, I was like, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: it's blueberry season. I can pick blueberries. It was it
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  Speaker 2: was perfect so well.
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  Speaker 3: In preparation for this, I listened to the episode last
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  Speaker 3: year and you talk about, uh, your next door neighbor,
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  Speaker 3: and then since then was that the same next door
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  Speaker 3: neighbor that I work with?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, So I was like one of.
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  Speaker 2: My my next door neighbor had a ring cam super great.
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  Speaker 2: It was shout out Caitlin, but your worker lived above
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  Speaker 2: her in the apartment. But now I'm like, I'm saw
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  Speaker 2: exam in the house so I can like just shit
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  Speaker 2: everywhere and it's yeah, it's all good, but but it's
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  Speaker 2: it really does take take a village.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 2: And it wasn't until recently, like I think it was
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  Speaker 2: Mother's Day around we saw fab and her husband Ashton,
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  Speaker 2: and I told Ashton about the situation because not that
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  Speaker 2: I'm not blaming him, but I've like he created so
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  Speaker 2: because I talked about this so much with strangers, because
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what else. When I'm sitting at a
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  Speaker 2: bar or something, I'm drinking a little bit, I meet
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  Speaker 2: somebody new, there's only I don't I'm never going to
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  Speaker 2: see them again. I wanted to know I'm gonna cut
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  Speaker 2: to the chase and be like, hey, have you have
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  Speaker 2: you crapped her pants?
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  Speaker 3: It's all gonna lead to that eventually anyway, So just yeah,
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  Speaker 3: the middle man out and just go.
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  Speaker 2: Straight there, I think. To get us started, let's let's
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  Speaker 2: do a quick voice memo from one of our super fans.
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  Speaker 2: This is okay, So this is actually a legitimate fan
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  Speaker 2: of ours, like not somebody that we know personally yet.
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  Speaker 2: Her name is Leanne. She is from New York and
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  Speaker 2: she actually just sent me reports from the Uh what's
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  Speaker 2: that gay as ship going on right now?
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  Speaker 1: DC?
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  Speaker 2: The Fair? Oh she went there?
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, it was.
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  Speaker 2: It was so fucking bullshit.
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  Speaker 1: It's amazing.
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  Speaker 2: It was so amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Lines.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, the reasons alright, I saw someone go
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  Speaker 3: the rootings called Freedom to fifties because that's about how
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  Speaker 3: many people are showing up.
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  Speaker 1: It's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: I told her you should just get like a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of like gay guys and like just turn It's like
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  Speaker 2: a gay Pride event or something like that. So here
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  Speaker 2: is super fan Lianne.
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  Speaker 6: Haldi Fellow, a notable nostalgia fam. It's Leanne here, and
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  Speaker 6: I just wanted to give a special shout out to
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  Speaker 6: Jeff for the one year anniversary of him shitting himself
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  Speaker 6: in the Blueberry Special coming out.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I started with her because she's such a super
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  Speaker 2: fan that she sent three four oh nice, so that
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  Speaker 2: one's label Blueberry Special. Let's just get Leanne. Let's just
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  Speaker 2: take care of Leanne really quick.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, Jeff, it's Leanne here. Just wanted to give you
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  Speaker 7: some love and say happy anniversary for a drop in
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  Speaker 7: that deuce in that Blueberry Special. Yes, it is the
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  Speaker 7: one year anniversary of you shitting yourself, and what greater
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  Speaker 7: way to celebrate it than with all of us nostalgia
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  Speaker 7: nerds and the notable nostalgia.
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  Speaker 2: Fam She's so great. She went to Target and there
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  Speaker 2: was like an unusual size I sent it to you
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  Speaker 2: the picture, an usual sized toilet paper roll and she
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  Speaker 2: like took a picture of it hugging, like hugging it
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  Speaker 2: and sent it and she was like, I thought.
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  Speaker 3: That you wasn't just one that's like normal with though,
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  Speaker 3: but it's just really like no.
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  Speaker 2: It was like it was like something like a giant
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  Speaker 2: would use it must be I don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 2: I need I need to investigate this because I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what it is. But I love the Every time
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  Speaker 2: she has the issue of shitting, she like messages like yeah,
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  Speaker 2: okay next to one.
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  Speaker 7: Leanne Hey notable fam. It's Leanne here, fellow notable Nostalgia's
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  Speaker 7: super fan. And I just wanted to give a special
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  Speaker 7: shout out to Jeff because today is the one year
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  Speaker 7: anniversary of Jeff shitting himself.
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  Speaker 1: It's so wild, it's so good.
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  Speaker 2: She's I sold the pictures of guts that he signed
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  Speaker 2: like pawprint to raise money for AIDS research.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, notable fam, It's Leanne here.
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  Speaker 7: And I just wanted to give a special shout out
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  Speaker 7: to Jeff and Andy and say thank you so much
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  Speaker 7: for the laughs. I feel like I have two best
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  Speaker 7: friends that I tune into when every new episode Dropsy
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  Speaker 7: so Andy.
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  Speaker 1: Got a little uh right, and I didn't even have
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  Speaker 1: to myself.
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  Speaker 2: Amount of time I've talked about shitting my pants, you
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  Speaker 2: kind of did, but no, she I was. I was
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  Speaker 2: fundraising for Caskeide, the AIDS project, and I had pictures
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  Speaker 2: of Gus and I like shoved his hand in paint
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  Speaker 2: and like I guess and paint, and she like bought one.
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  Speaker 2: Like so there's a picture of like Gus like on
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  Speaker 2: her desk in New York. I love that, Like she's
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  Speaker 2: our super fan. I love too that she's such a
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  Speaker 2: super fan. She sent four different shout outs. I love
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  Speaker 2: that so much. So I also wanted to get us
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  Speaker 2: warmed up with some notable ling times in like cinema
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  Speaker 2: and like pop culture that people crap themselves great. So
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  Speaker 2: in movies, obviously people think what Bridesmaids was a good one,
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  Speaker 2: like her taking a dump in the in the middle
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  Speaker 2: of the road. Dumb and dumber, dumb and dumber. I
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  Speaker 2: put on the list, so himself, but in a way
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  Speaker 2: because the toilet was broken, and that is a scary
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  Speaker 2: fucking thing when you have ship and it's like not
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  Speaker 2: going down and there's no plunger around and you don't
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  Speaker 2: know what to do.
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  Speaker 3: I would never be in that situation because I would
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  Speaker 3: never go in someone else's house.
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  Speaker 2: So when I interned for Cascade AIDS project, in our office,
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  Speaker 2: we had the public bathroom, and then we had like
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  Speaker 2: one like one person at a time bathroom, like a
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  Speaker 2: separate one. I use that one because the other one
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  Speaker 2: was really busy. I took a humongous dump. I did
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  Speaker 2: not even I flushed. I had a cur you know,
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  Speaker 2: a courtesy flash. I had a courtesy flush. It clogged
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  Speaker 2: on the courtesy flush, so no toilet paper at all.
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  Speaker 1: Oh shit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and there was no water in the toilet anymore
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  Speaker 2: because like my poop absorbed it all. Yeah, and I
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  Speaker 2: had and there's cameras everywhere because it was like a
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  Speaker 2: public building and stuff. So I had to go out
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  Speaker 2: to like the reception people, the front desk people would
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  Speaker 2: be like, yeah, so there's something wrong with the toilet.
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  Speaker 1: I just walked by it, and you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, it's so fucking gross. Sandy is if if it
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  Speaker 2: was clogged, did I go to the public bathroom to
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  Speaker 2: wipe and clean or did I just like try to
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  Speaker 2: get home. I don't know what I did.
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  Speaker 3: I felt like you, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: feel like you probably go to the public one.
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  Speaker 1: How far away was it like from?
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  Speaker 2: Like, so you think I stood, because when you walk
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  Speaker 2: after you dumped that much, it's messy back there. So
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if I just went home. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: doesn't makes me sick to think about. So I need
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  Speaker 2: to contact Casket Eats Project see if they have the videos.
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  Speaker 1: For the records of.
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  Speaker 2: Record.
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  Speaker 3: We didn't get a big bill for a fucking plumber
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  Speaker 3: a couple days after the mouth that.
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  Speaker 2: I've donated to them and raised for them that should
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  Speaker 2: have covered the is not at least broken. What's going
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  Speaker 2: on with me down there? But I do know because
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  Speaker 2: I got listener. Another iconic one is in twenty twenty
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  Speaker 2: four the Christmas Colon ox be Special. Go listen to
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  Speaker 2: that and your colon can get your colon screened. And
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  Speaker 2: if you have any cancer sidebar any cancer in your
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  Speaker 2: family or honestly, with all the preservatives and all that,
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: all this fucking shit that we're doing to our bodies,
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  Speaker 2: maybe you should really urge your doctor to order you one,
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  Speaker 2: like in your maybe late thirties, early forties, Like Katie
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  Speaker 2: kirk'shusband got stage four colon cancer. He's forty one years old.
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  Speaker 2: So anyways, and with all of the cuts to all
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  Speaker 2: the cancer research and all of the scientists doing research
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  Speaker 2: on this shit, we're kind of like on our own
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  Speaker 2: right now, Okay, me, myself and Iran.
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  Speaker 1: Was the part I don't remember that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember either because I haven't seen it in
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  Speaker 2: a long time, but I made sure I want to
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  Speaker 2: mention it because of your little fucking crush on you.
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  Speaker 1: Just love some I did it.
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  Speaker 2: I was a kid for uh train spotting?
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  Speaker 1: Is that the one's like meth Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I like The Dead Baby.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't remember that, but I think I may
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  Speaker 3: have seen that movie and I was like fourteen, but
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  Speaker 3: it's got to feel good film. It doesn't sound feel
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  Speaker 3: good film most movies that and with the dead baby
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  Speaker 3: in there.
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  Speaker 2: For the most I can't name a single one that
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  Speaker 2: was like a good dead baby.
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  Speaker 1: Like, oh, I love that Crystal movie. Kind of weird
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  Speaker 1: they put.
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  Speaker 2: The honestly, uh pet cemetery kind of a toddler, but
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  Speaker 2: like I think I would say that's my favorite movie
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  Speaker 2: where a child dies.
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  Speaker 1: Hmmm, what would be? I don't probably something I don't know, Uh.
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  Speaker 3: You know, oh, I got it a night move for
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  Speaker 3: Christmas because there's some little dead kids, So I mean
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  Speaker 3: they had to have died to be over the next.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's like a faux pas in cinema is
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  Speaker 2: not to kill children.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because yeah, because it's really there's only really one
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  Speaker 3: type of movie you could.
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  Speaker 2: Make, you know what I mean, like a snuff film.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well that I mean like you really can't be
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  Speaker 3: like a rom com where like they're cute, not like
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  Speaker 3: a child like you know, funeral like they oh, I.
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  Speaker 2: Guess my girl, like the kid dies, but like yeah,
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  Speaker 2: the wedding planner like made in Manhattan, like they cut
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  Speaker 2: out like the dead baby.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was like for the last time I told you,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I went to Matthew McConaughey's like, what's in your briefcase?
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  Speaker 2: And she's like nothing, A lot cooler if it was
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  Speaker 2: so the only one I could find or I could
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  Speaker 2: think of, though, is I want a big fan of
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  Speaker 2: Kristen Bell I don't. I think she's way too good
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  Speaker 2: for Dax shepherds, Oh, hands down. And there's a scene
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  Speaker 2: there's a movie a show she's in with the Adam
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: Brody mmm, and it's called Nobody Wants This. He plays
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  Speaker 2: like a Jewish rabbi and then she's like a sex
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  Speaker 2: podcaster a TV show. Yeah it's on Netflix, and it's
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  Speaker 2: like them falling in love, but like he's super because
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  Speaker 2: from the proper conservative family, and she's a little raunchy
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  Speaker 2: her sister. I don't know the actress's name of the sister,
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  Speaker 2: but she's so fucking funny. There's a scene where she
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  Speaker 2: defecates and she thinks she cleans it up, but she
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  Speaker 2: like smears it all over her dress. Like that's good.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm thinking that there's a market for more movies
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  Speaker 2: and TV shows with pooping and also more dead babies. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but I think that's the thing that always bothers me
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  Speaker 2: in movies, like like that show twenty four. Have you
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  Speaker 2: seen the show twenty four?
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  Speaker 1: I know about it? About it?
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  Speaker 2: So Keith for Sutherland is like it's like in real time,
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  Speaker 2: Like each hour is an hour. There's twenty four episodes
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  Speaker 2: in a season, which is a long fucking season. There's
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  Speaker 2: never a time where he's like, oh, I have to
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  Speaker 2: go take a crap now, or I have to eat
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  Speaker 2: something and crap later.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I maybe because the steaks are so high, is
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  Speaker 3: just crap in his pants, Or maybe he's just like
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  Speaker 3: somehow innerly, like internally he's absorbing all the poop or something.
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  Speaker 2: So I always thinking, like, watch like a hostage movie.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, those hostages are just crapping themselves, right, yeah, at.
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  Speaker 3: Least like in the corner, I'd assume, you know, or something.
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  Speaker 3: They'd probably be like, where's our piss corner at I.
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  Speaker 2: Watched this movie called Green and Burnow and it was horrible, Like.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy, right, yeah, I've heard of it.
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  Speaker 2: It has Megan Trainers, the Spike kid is weird, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and he shows this penis And in that one, they
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  Speaker 2: are in a cage all of the captives and one
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  Speaker 2: of them does like just she's like I'm sorry, guys,
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  Speaker 2: and she starts like defecating.
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  Speaker 3: So I guess if I was like in the hostage situation,
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  Speaker 3: I would try to like poop.
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  Speaker 1: Around the door area.
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  Speaker 3: So then if they want to come in and kill me,
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  Speaker 3: they really have to want to because it's going to.
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  Speaker 1: Be filled with poop.
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  Speaker 2: Nice. So even if you're so anti poop, but even
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  Speaker 2: in a hostage situation, you would be like strategizing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd be like, hey, guys, how long is this
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  Speaker 1: straight going to be?
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  Speaker 3: And what are you feeding us like we get bathroom yeah,
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  Speaker 3: this out Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So those are the main ones on that. So so
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  Speaker 2: I want to bring you down to actually, let's play
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  Speaker 2: it another because we have a lot of a lot
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  Speaker 2: of voice memos to get through of people shouting us out.
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  Speaker 2: So here's one from a friend of the podcast. And
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  Speaker 2: have you have you seen any of these?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: I don't. Are you doing it on yeah?
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: Notable in South and stuff. I don't want to be like, hey, like,
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: I'm Jeff, I grabbed my pants. Say I did say that.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: One person read it and did not respond and it
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: was Irene.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Oh well, so I don't think that she.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: I should have elaborated more that we're you know, really
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: gross people, or at least I am. Yeah.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: Hello, this is Darren Stein, the director of Jobbreaker, and
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: I just wanted to send Jeff very special congratulations for
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: the one year anniversary of shooting himself.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Gorgeous, so good, so wild, it's crazy.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: I love it so much. That's wonderful.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: Oh one just got sent to us. Jeff.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: One year is no small feet.
• 17:08
  Speaker 8: That is a big mouthstone worth being proud of and celebrated.
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: So to you, Jeff, one year since you've shpit your pants.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: It's so sweet. That's Maddie, Andy's daughter.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Ever since she turned eighteen, she's been like cursing, and
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: it's so weird to me, Like I've never really heard
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: her curse before.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Crazy. No, it's just weird. I mean, you know she's
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: an adult that it's just weird.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: I think when you're an adult, like maybe she can
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: do that for a little bit, but then, like I
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: don't feel like I swear as on this podcast. Here's
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: your other daughter. Happy one year anniversary, Jeff. I'm so
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: happy you were able to get through that. They were
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: like four year old sending. Oh I don't want to
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: kind of pound these out really. Oh, here's a good one.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Hello, Notable Nostalgia.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: This is Peach Christ and I'm just sending along a
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: big congratulations on the one year anniversary of Jeff shitting himself.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: It's good.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Why it's crazy. That's so I love it. That's awesome.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: When you're talking about doing this, I was like, oh man,
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: people are going to respond that's so funny.
• 18:18
  Speaker 8: All right, all right, hey, Notable Nostalgia. It's Cassandra explains
• 18:24
  Speaker 8: it all here. I wanted to send a short voice
• 18:27
  Speaker 8: memo celebrating and really congratulating Jeff for, you know, having
• 18:34
  Speaker 8: the one year anniversary of shitting himself. And I wanted
• 18:38
  Speaker 8: to say, how brave I think you are for sharing
• 18:41
  Speaker 8: this experience. And yeah, I feel like there's probably a
• 18:46
  Speaker 8: lot of people out there that feel a lot less
• 18:48
  Speaker 8: low Now.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: I love Cassandra. We kind of like lost contact a
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: little bit, but I reach out to her not so longer.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: She reached out to me and like we need to
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: do crossover for sure, Like she's she's a she's a
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: peach for sure.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: If you think about you're kind of like a like
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: a trailblazer. I don't know if anybody's really talks about
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: this in part, you might be the.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: First one, might be the first one to I want to.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: And that's the thing, Like, you know, who is who
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: I think is crapping himself quite a bit right now?
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Is Trump? Oh wear those diapers? And then he was
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: on Fox and Friends or whatever those things and there
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: was a mysterious like his white couch, there was a
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: mysterious like black towel down that he was sitting on.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: So I don't know if that was a I or not,
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: but if he if he could be like George Washington.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: The you know Lincoln, if he normalizes crapping himself, he like,
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: I would be like, get on that Mount Rushmore, motherfucker.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, maybe not Mount Rushmore because of the
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: problematicness of it all. But I just wanted I'm so
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: into this, I want to do another one. So this
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: is from my mother future mother in law.
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: Congratulations on your one year Anna of not shitting in
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: your pants. Very proud of you.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: So oh man, that's so good. Every time it was.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Like like three hours away or whatever, like where I
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: defecated on the side of the highway and on the
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: way back, so I was naked pretty much covered in
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: shit still and Gus trying to find get us off
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: of me because he goes on my hikes with me,
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: trying to get him off of me. And when I
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: got reception, I called esmeralda falcon, and I called her
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Falcon's I'm her little hamster, and then falcon. It's a
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: whole story, but we come up with nicknames. And I
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: was just like telling her like I'm like, I'm sitting
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: naked in my car covered in shit, trying to prevent
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Gus from eating it.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was probably pretty It was pretty early too,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: wasn't it.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wake up at like the butt crack of dawn,
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: No pun intended. Okay, next one, so many.
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: Jeff, I just want sorry, not Jeff, honey doo dooo,
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: treat of my koala. I just want to take a
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: second and congratulate you for being one year shit free.
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: I think that that's a huge milestone. And I, you know,
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: I get a little choked up thinking about how much
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: we've been through in the seven years of our relationship,
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: you know, from hospital visits to covid to you know,
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: renal failure and dialysis treatments and transplants and you shitting
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: yourself on the side of the highway, like we have
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: overcome so much. And I think that this is a
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: moment for you to really bask in the glory of
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: growth and strength and becoming really shitty moments. You know,
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: I'm so honored to walk this journey with you, and
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: I can't wait to celebrate another shit free trip around
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: the sun. But if if in the event it happens,
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: well shit happens, I love you and I hope you're
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: as proud as I am.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: It's so sweet. That's maybe he because he was my
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: second call I made when it happened, or I called
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: my mom too. I just made a lot of phone
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: calls covered and shit, and I was like, this is
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: what happened, blah blah blah. I'm like wrapped. I had
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: a blanket for gus. I was wrapped in a blanket
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: that was just like covered and shit. And I was like,
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: you need to block the camera from our neighbor. And
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: he just like did not flint. If the roles were reversed,
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: I would be barfing. Yeah, I would like if Kathy
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: showed up at your like was like, hey, I craped
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: my pants, I'm on my way home. What would you do?
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I would have lied and said, oh, I'm not at
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: home right now, I'm sorry. Would have like, yeah, I would.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: I would have driven up, driven off somewhere.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but no, he pretty much cleaned me, Like it
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: cleaned me, but like it was rough. Dude.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Were you and I the one talking about trying to
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: get on the in the UH Book of World Records?
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I wonder you might have already gotten it.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: How many calls have has somebody made covered in ship
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: while driving?
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Even if you just have two or three, you might
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: that might be it.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I called. When I called Jeremy, he was like,
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: I got this boom boom boo. When I called falcon Esmeralda,
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: she was like laughing and like oh god, oh god,
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: like that kind of thing. When I called my mom,
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: she was she understood because my mom's been there, and
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: she was like she got me ready for my next
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: time I craped my pants. She was like, get tarp,
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: get like wipes in your car, toilet paper in your car,
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: changed clothes in your car, just all these things. And
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking, honest to God, there's Amazon so cheap and
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: everything's made over. I could get like a commode and
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: just pull over. But here's the thing though, if you
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: listen to the Blueberry Special. I was like three minutes
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: away from the hiking destination and I was just like, oh,
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: maybe the bathrooms aren't maybe there's no bathrooms there. So
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: I just had to pee. So when I pulled over,
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: I went over to my side, like away from the highway,
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: started peeing, and then I was standing up straight and
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: I started exploding diarrhea.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So even if you had a commode, I don't
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: think you would have helped it.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: It wouldn't have helped and like, if i'm and if i'm,
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: if I'm good enough to pull over, find a place
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: to pull over, unload the code set it up like
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: that's just me looking to like poop outside. And then
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: the next day, So the next day, if you have
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: listened to the episode, I was like, Okay, Sunday, I'm
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: going on this fucking hike I've been daydreaming about for
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: so long. And it was gorgeous. It was so worth it.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: It's in like kind of central uh, kind of Central
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: organ It's not the hardest hike in the world, but
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: the the water is literally turquoise. There's two huge waterfalls
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: and at the end there's like this like reservoir pond thing.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: So I saw a bunch of wildlife and stuff. Gorgeous.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: But the next day I drove by and when I
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: got to the place where I shit my pants, I
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: was like, it's like a vortex, like I'm gonna crack
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: my pants. I was a little nervous, but I saw
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: I had to abandon my clothes on the side of
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: the road because I'm not gonna I have a garbage bag.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and yeah, I would do the same.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: And I did not chew my food. Well, yeah, Like
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: I saw pasta that was not even like it was
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: full pasta, Like, how did that happen? So I just
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: swallow pasta hole sidebar a food that I eat whole
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: is that I don't chew or when I was younger,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: at least Goldfitch crackers.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, I could see that.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: I put the salty side on my tongue and I
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: just swallow them like a pill.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: So I don't know if I said this in the episode,
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: but one time I was partying and my buddy Jesse
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: was over and he ordered and this is like ten
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: twelve years ago, and he ordered like fifty dollars with
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: McDonald's because he was shit face drunk. Right, So he's
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: eating a bunch, but then he's sitting on the couch
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: and he starts throwing up all over himself, and so
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: then Kathy basically takes a shirt off, rolls it up
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: and everything and his pants off and rolls it up.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Anyways, the next day he calls me and he's.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: Like, dude, I fucking I unrolled my clothes and a
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: half of him chicken came out.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Did I throw that up?
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Oh my god?
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: Like, no, dude, you must have dropped it and he's like, oh, oh, okay,
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: that makes way more sense because he goes, I didn'
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: understand that it get back together my stomach or did
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: I like, because he's like, I was drunk. Maybe I
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: tried to, like, so I don't know that.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: That's no.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: You did a fucking like threw up a half of
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: my Yeah, could you imagine?
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so confused.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: I think I have another one. This is from my
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: cousin Melissa.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: Jeff, I'm so proud of you. So it's been a
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: full year since you've shited yourself. I hope. I think
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: there's like three days left. So I really hope you
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: made it a full year. But we've been rooting for you.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: We as a community, you, Me, Jeremy, Andy, Gus, We've
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: all thought you could do it. We've all been behind you.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: I'm cheering you on for not pooping your pants. Good job, Jeff.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: We knew you could do it. We knew you could
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: do it all along.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: Hey, So, we got a few submissions after we finished
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: recording the episode, but we still want to include them.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: So the very first you know recording I'm gonna play
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: is from one of the coolest people I know Ali,
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: And if it wasn't for Ali, then there would be
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: no notable installgial podcasts.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: So here we go.
• 27:51
  Speaker 9: Hello, Jeff, it is your dear friend former co host
• 27:58
  Speaker 9: Alie j and I just want to say how insanely
• 28:05
  Speaker 9: proud I am of you for not shitting your pants
• 28:12
  Speaker 9: for a full year. And I was told to record
• 28:16
  Speaker 9: this a few days before the anniversary. So if you
• 28:22
  Speaker 9: post this on the podcast and you did shit your
• 28:27
  Speaker 9: pants and you're making me out to be a liar,
• 28:29
  Speaker 9: then we're going to have some issues. So also, I
• 28:36
  Speaker 9: assume that whatever this streak lands up on being, whether
• 28:42
  Speaker 9: it's like two years or several years, I imagine that
• 28:47
  Speaker 9: when you do finally shit your pants again, that this
• 28:53
  Speaker 9: will be the best streak that you've had in your
• 28:57
  Speaker 9: life from here, you know, I imagine it gets harder
• 29:01
  Speaker 9: and harder every year from here on. So I'm excited
• 29:08
  Speaker 9: for you on this this little journey and streak. And
• 29:15
  Speaker 9: you know, I'm curious from this point on where that
• 29:21
  Speaker 9: streak ends up. Am I going to have to do
• 29:23
  Speaker 9: this once a month down the road for the podcast?
• 29:26
  Speaker 9: You know, I'm like, oh wow, I can't believe it. Jeff,
• 29:29
  Speaker 9: thirty days without shitting your pants. So anyways, I love
• 29:36
  Speaker 9: you and I'm proud of you, and best of luck
• 29:40
  Speaker 9: on this streak. I hope it continues for a little while,
• 29:43
  Speaker 9: all right, yk, friend, Oh, thank.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: You so much, always appreciated.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: The second one we have is from two people actually
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: some of my favorite funniest people I think that are
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: out and around and they're super kind. It's Manny and
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: Heather from Splait Attack.
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: One year.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: I cannot even believe it has been one year. Jeff.
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: I'm so proud of you.
• 30:08
  Speaker 7: You just you make me feel like a better person
• 30:12
  Speaker 7: for knowing you. Just wanted to say congratulations for your
• 30:16
  Speaker 7: one year anniversary of skittily doing in your pants.
• 30:21
  Speaker 10: Yeah that goes for me too, man, I mean congratulations
• 30:24
  Speaker 10: on shitting yourself. I mean usually you have to work
• 30:27
  Speaker 10: so hard and you have to climb so many high
• 30:29
  Speaker 10: mountains just to make sure that you can make one
• 30:32
  Speaker 10: in your pants. So congratulations on one year buddy from
• 30:36
  Speaker 10: Heather and I. We love you, real, proud of you.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you so nice.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: And the last one I'm gonna play is from a
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: true hero. This person has saved countless animal lives and
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: we just can't talk highly enough about her.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: So this is Jesse.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: You know know, you know, I wom my love anger.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: I know you want.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Oh hey, Jeff, did you not shoot your pants?
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Is here?
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: Because I kind of feel like you did. Maybe you
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: didn't and Gus was watching you closely, but also did
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: you shoot your pants?
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: You didn't?
• 31:31
  Speaker 10: You know?
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: You wom love and.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Awesome, Thank you so much, and now let's get back
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: to the episode.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: I love that I can message people and say can
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: you so would you mind sending a notable style a
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: short voice memo celebrating congratulating the one of your anniversary
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: of Jeff shitting himself. I like bronarts. I love like
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: nobody's like what the fuck yeah, because they all know,
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: like because I could have because I felt defeated. Like
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: when I went to the blueberry fields and they had lavender,
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: I love it. Shout out to thank you very much
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: as the name of the fields and Kaiser. I called
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: my friend Jane and I was talking to her because
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: I was still very traumatized. And I was talking to
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: her while I was blueberry picking, and people her blueberry
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: picking are really quiet, so I'm just like, yeah, there's
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: like poop everywhere, Like my dog was trying to eat
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: the poop and like the posta, I didn't chew it.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: And then I turned the corner and there's like a family, right.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, I think that's all of the voice
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: memos I have, unless I'm missing some. But I just
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: really appreciate everybody who's taking the time and and all
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: the people that have either encouraged lo I have correct
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Melissa's though. Gus is rooting for me to ship myself,
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: and that's a boundary I'm not willing to take. And
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: I do a lot of gusting things with us, like
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: I'll like feed him, you know, feed him food off
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: my plate, don't judge me. But like if I'm cutting
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: my toenails, Yeah.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: I does he go after hi? Yeah, I mean he
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: wants to.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Eat ship you know what I mean? Like it should
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: I stop him from eating toenails?
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: I don't. Maybe, I don't know. Maybe it's beneficial. I
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: have no idea.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Like he's like fifteen and like doing he's going on hikes.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he's something maybe, Yeah, But like.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: No, with the pool, Yeah, that's a line I'm not
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: willing to cross. Yeah, when I was getting in on
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: the passage. I thought I was done and it was busy.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: It was like a holiday week. It was July fourth week,
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: and I thought I was done. And then the towel
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: goes off and I start diary and more facing the traffic.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: It's a good thing he had a towel.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Think think I always bringing like a It was a blanket,
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: which I always feel bad about because, like I think,
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: I there wasn't saving that blanket.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Oh for sure.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, even if I can get it clean,
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be like, oh, here's the blanket that.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah I could, I should have got it framed and
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: matted and like submitted to like the Smithsonian.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah for sure.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I'm feeling pretty confident. I'm like seventy percent sure.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna crack my pants between now and the
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: end of day on the fifth.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Good, yeah, I think.
• 34:24
  Speaker 10: So.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the future holds for me in
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: twenty the rest of twenty twenty six and into twenty
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: twenty seven. I'm gonna be optimistic, but I'm gonna, you
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: know what's it called, like prepare prepared for the worst.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like you had any struggles in this last year?
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Were there any close calls.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: On undred percent. Yeah, there's been times where I farted
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: and I and I I tried to hide somethings from
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Jeremy where I like kind of like went out into
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: the hallway and like checked my underwear. So I was like,
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: I feel like that that poop came out. But I
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: don't know why I have so many issues, probably because
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: all the spicy shit I eat.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Whatever.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Well, if you're able to person press, persevere, persevere.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah this last year, I think you'll do fine.
• 35:04
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Something, I really think that there should be chips and
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: like a support group and stuff.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we should.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: We could make that one brown yeah, little pasta.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: But it kind of looks like a piece of food,
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: but it's also like pasta. I don't really get it.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Poo pasta.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, poo pasta. I did think of one cool thing
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: about that we could.
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: Do yet, What's a Cool?
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: Bas podcasts in a podcast?
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: What's a Cool?
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Blueberries are native to North America, and we're historically called
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: starberries by the Native Americans. One cup serving of blueberries
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: contains just eighty calories while delivering twenty five percent of
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: your vitamin C requirements. A single mature blueberry bush can
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: produce up to six husand berries each year, and the
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: plants can continue bearing fruit for up.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: To fifty with a cold bag with a cold back,
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: you do such a good job with like timing that
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: it's hard, yeah, because I do.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: I do more than I need. But like, yeah, that
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: one was pretty close, but.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: So I do. I was reflecting a little bit towards
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: the end of that that sharing with people that I
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: craped my pants last year, within this last year. That's
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: a weird thing to share, probably, but like it happened recently.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: If I don't can if I don't crap my pants
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: for a while, sharing that with people like, oh I
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: craped my pants, Oh when, oh three years ago, Like
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: that's just weird.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think there might be like a like so
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: one year is cool, maybe three years, maybe five years
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: it's funny again.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: And I wonder if it was like a time.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: I think it was twenty twelve is when I got
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: diagnosed with inkulosuspondylitis and then just a whole shit show
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: with that. Anyway, I ended up in the hospital because
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: had bad anyways, and I didn't poop for about this
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: m Oh.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: My god, Okay, this is okay.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: So this time, yeah, so this so I didn't poop
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: for a long time because I was on so many
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: pain meds and everything, and so I was in the hospital.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: They gave me They had me drink this thing like
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: a gallon of like almost like the coronoscopy stuff, and
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: my mom is horrible teasing. My mom was like helping
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: me along the way, making it happen, and it was
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: making like up here, like up my apple chest puff
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: and it was hard, like affecting my breathing.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Oh shit.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: So so eventually they were like, this is not good
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: because if you don't ship, it's not good.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: So that stuff was supposed to make you poop.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Make you poop, but I was on so many opioids
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: at this time that I just couldn't. So constipated, I
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: couldn't poop. I don't know if like the poop that
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: was sitting in there was like calcified or or like
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: you know, mummified at that point. But so eventually they
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: had they couldn't get me out of bed, and like
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: a commode wouldn't work because it was like a week
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: of shit, So they just had to lay me on
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: my side, shoven in up my ass, and I defecated
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: all over the bed and my sister my dad got
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: the elevator and then they smelted their Like nope, my
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: mom stayed with me and sat out to nurses like, yeah,
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: for sure, you all are doing God's working, like the CMA, CNA's.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: The Country Music Awards, yes, the.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Housekeeping people, like everybody in the hospital except for the doctors.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Like doctors, you get enough flowers. It got in my hair.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, yeah, you're like a baby up my.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Back into my hair. It was like so much. So
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: that was pretty traumatizing. So I lasted so twenty twelve
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: to twenty twenty five, so that's thirteen years. Sit, I'm
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: gonna go for that. I'm gonna go for until I'm sixty. No, no,
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: that's too I may explaining their.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Reviss Okay, you know, like one year is still funny. Yeah,
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: but like I think it's kind of similar like nine
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: to eleven, Like, yeah, we don't really make fun of
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: nine to eleven the year after, but we did acknowledge
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: that it happen.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: That's kind of what we're doing here.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, two years maybe a little bit, but five years
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: for sure. I think it's a good time to bring
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: it back, but.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: I think so I'm almost I don't remember how I am.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Am I thirty eight or thirty nine eight? Okay, I
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: think it's it's it's not good to poop yourself when
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: you're in your thirties, forties, fifties, But if you're in
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: your like late sixties, seventies, eighties, like it's just a thing.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: You wouldn't even need a special for.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: This, Like this is just wouldn't even need one. Yeah,
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: we wouldn't even need.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: A special, like you're doing your thing. And my last
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: one thing I'll mentioned about adults pooping themselves is do
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: yourself a favorite. Next time you're at the grocery store,
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: go down the adult diaper aisle. Look at the models.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: They are like fucking hot. We need to make it
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: look like people like me that like actually crap themselves. Yeah,
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: and like look panicking, but like not too panicking because
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: like the diaper is working, not to the place in
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: my life where I want to wear a diaper.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Well, it's like like so I think, I okay, so
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: let's try this.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, So if zero to a two year old shit
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: yourself or shits himself, I feel like you reaction be.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Like oh, yas sucks.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: Three to five you're like five to ten you're like
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: that seems Ten to fifteen is like whoa fifteen to like?
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Probably twenty is like what twenty to like thirty because
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: some people party really hard.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: It's like, oh here we go.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: Thirty to forty, it's like, hmm, okay, I'm gonna need explanation.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: Forty to fifty is probably like oh sometime fifty on is.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Like eh so the time before the hospital will stay.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: That I shit my pants was during when Jackass was
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: really big and we would make those Jackass videos and
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: all the guys would be like jumping off shit or
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: like doing dangerous things, and that wasn't my jam. So
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: my thing was to eat gross shit. So I drank
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: a glass of hand soap.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, yeah.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So the next morning I was in the bathroom
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: brushing my teeth and I kept parting. I was like,
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: and I felt one another one coming on, and I
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: was like, I'm gonna go to the hallway for this one.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: And I just just diarrhea soap, and my mom was like,
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: get in the shower. You're not going to school because
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: if you shut yourself at school, you're in middle school. Bro,
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: like you're gonna this is gonna say people don't forget this.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: So that was Yeah. So I feel like I'm getting
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: longer in between. Yeah, so this is good. So listener.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: If you are comfortable sharing, you can do anonymous. You
• 41:53
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• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Leave us a five star review talking about your shitting
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: store and Andy, oh.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I got one more thing before. Yeah, I can
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: get on the blue tooth.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, of course, and.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Then we'll just re edit the outro part.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: But since it was hand sanitizer, you didn't really have
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: to clean yourself up because it kind of already did
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: it for.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: It was like, oh, hand soap. So it makes me
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: think when I when we were kids and we would
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: curse and stuff that people, I'm gonna wash your mouth.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: That was, so don't do that because they're gonna pup themselves.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: I was just thinking about this.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: I was washing my hands a few days ago, and
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: I was thinking about how weird it is to wash
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: your hands, because, like, I mean, I washed my hands
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: all the time, like, and I have hand sanitizer all
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: the time. But so the whole purpose of washing your
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: hands is to get them clean, right, but to wash
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: your hands, you already have to admit to yourself that
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: your hands aren't clean. So I wouldn't like, while I'm
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: doing dishes, I'm not gonna grab a dirty plate and
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: a dirty plate and rub it together hopefully it's clean.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: So now I got to figure out a way to
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: have one clean hand, and so I clean my other
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: hand and then use that one to clean the dirty one.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Right, do you think that if hands are that's so true,
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: we need to workshop that.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we've got to figure something out there.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: If hands have like our real wait, no, not real,
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: but like have I.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Didn't even question when he said that. I was like, okay,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: I'm in.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: But like you're look at yourself washing your hands. It's
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: a very sexual thing, like like look at this, look
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: at it.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and then if you do a good job.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: But if they don't, but if they don't look like
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: each other, the right and the left, because the right
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: gets all of the you know, does all the good times.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: So it's just very sexual.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, No, very true.
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: And I was thinking one more thing before we ended
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: the podcast, just as a little palate cleanser.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: I guess.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: Welcome to the very first episode of cooking with Andy Today,
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: we're gonna make some blueberry muffins.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: And this is what you're gonna need. Two cups of flour,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: one cup granulated sugar, two.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: Teaspoons of baking powder, half a teaspoon of salt, two eggs,
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: half a cup of butter, make sure it's melted. Have
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: a cup of milk, and one teaspoon of vanilla extract.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: And I know what you're thinking, that's not very much.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: Don't go overboard. A lot of people do.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: And then you're gonna need two.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: Cups of fresh blueberries. So you're gonna prehea your oven
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: to four hundred degrees. Prepare a muffin pan with cupcake
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: liners and a large bowl. Sift together two cups of flour,
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: one cup of sugar, the baking powder, and a half
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: a tea spoon of salt. Now a you gonna just
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: set that aside in a medium bowl. Whisk eggs until smooth.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: Add one half cup melted butter, milk, and the vanilla
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: extract and whisk until combined. Add the egg mixture to
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: the flour mixture and stir until that's combined.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: The do is gonna be a little lumpy. And now
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: you're gonna put in the blueberries. Prepare the strusle.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: Topping in a medium bowl. Combine half a cup of flour,
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: two tablespoons of brown sugar, two tablespoons of granular sugar, cinnamon,
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: and a half a tay spoon of salt. Now, using
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: a pastry cutter, cut in butter until topping is crumbly
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: and coarse. Fill the prepared muffin cups with batter top
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: each muff and with the shrutle topping about one.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Table spoon each.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Bake until a toothpick inserted in the center of a
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: muffin comes out clean with a few crumbs attached, about
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: eighteen to twenty two minutes. Cool muffins on IRAQ for
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: several minutes before removing from the pan, and you can
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: store those who up to four days.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Sounds delicious. I love this new segment and we can
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: definitely like entrap people that are like baker enthusiasts into
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: into into our our society.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Boom.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, so listener, so much to take away from this,
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: So thank you so much for being on this journey
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: with me for the andy, especially because we talked in
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: depth off off Mike on Mike about my diarrheas. Thank
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: you to our super fans, you know, Maddie and Brooke.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I listen to dad.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: Daughters in diplomas with them, the iconic Peaches Christ and
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Darren Stein. So go ahead and follow them on social
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: media to see what they're up to. Cassandra explains it
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: all og fan friend of the podcast, my Boo thing,
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: and then shout out to Leanne like for four messages
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: and being our I think, one of our superst superfans.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: And then cousin Melissa and everybody else in the community
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: that has supported me. Falcan Marissa super fan, shout out
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: man Manny and Heather, they're amazing too, and I talked
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: to them about shitting a lot too, which, oh my god,
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: you have time to share this really quick.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: So, Heather from splat Attack and Manny are together or married,
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: and she's been doing like voice to text to post things.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: So I woke up one morning and she posted something.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: I think I might have sent it to you, but
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: I might post it on our social media's just to
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: get it more clarified. She told a story about her
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: dog and altercation with her dog outside shitting and then
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: there was a deer and the dog got scared and
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: blah blah blah, and then it made it sound like
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: she was inside taking a dump and then there was
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: poop everywhere outside because of the dog and poop inside
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: because of her. And I message Charles like I needed
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: details on what happened, how much poop and were Why
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: would she not? I haven't met anybody as comfortable besides
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: me sharing about their flatulence and stuff. So I was
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: like you because I want to make sure like this
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: was legit, and she just did voice to text so
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: she had to edit it. But ice creamshot that shit. Car.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm not gonna let this go away, but listener,
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: uh leave us a five star review, share with us.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: You can do it anonymously. Anytime that you've pooped yourself
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: for know anybody and you want to talk about it,
• 47:49
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• 47:53
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• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: I think so it's in the show notes and then
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: and then until next time. I am a.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Jeff, I'm Andy Baker.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: Is that like a famous person?
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean that's Troy Baker.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, I think it's.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're not while thinking of the buffins.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, until next time. I'm always did that part. Okay,
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: see you next Tuesday in Total Fire.
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  Speaker 3: And that's a wrap for this episode of Notable Nostalgia.
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