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HIGH ON LIFE 2 - Full Game (Part 1) No Commentary Gameplay · No Commentary Gaming

• 0:11
  Hey kid, you should be coming up on your target.
• 0:14
  Crow Geiger. He's a giant monster.
• 0:16
  Fuck off the city, you can't miss him.
• 0:18
  Oh yeah. We see him.
• 0:20
  All right, let's do this. All right, let's do this.
• 0:24
  Today we've got with us the famous bounty hunters who took
• 0:26
  down the evil G3 drug cartel. Happy to be here, Jimmy.
• 0:31
  Let's go ahead and take. See.
• 0:32
  All right, give it up again for the G3 killer.
• 0:34
  Everybody, you are your G3 killer.
• 0:36
  We love you. G3 killer.
• 0:38
  Can I get an autograph? We're kind of in a hurry trying
• 0:41
  to save your lives. Wait, wait.
• 0:44
  Throw me a picture of your face, please.
• 0:46
  We never get to see you under your helmet.
• 0:47
  Fine. Fine, but just one.
• 0:52
  Thank you, Thank you. Make it look just like you.
• 0:54
  Just draw whatever we got to. Go.
• 1:13
  Is that really what you look like?
• 1:17
  Thank. You so much.
• 1:27
  I'll treasure this forever. Phoenix.
• 1:30
  Phoenix. So you've beaten so many bad
• 1:33
  guys and saved so many lives, but what's your favorite part of
• 1:37
  being a famous bounty? I'd say the killing, probably.
• 1:44
  Yeah. Oh, my.
• 1:46
  Well, leave with the bloodthirsty old knife.
• 1:48
  Be the talking knife to say something like that.
• 1:51
  Yeah, I'm always saying adorable stuff.
• 1:53
  Yeah. Hey, come here and get closer.
• 1:55
  Let me stab you. Well, moving on, I've got
• 2:00
  another big question for you. Tell me, is it nice having so
• 2:03
  many adoring fans? Fuck.
• 2:04
  It's close shit. close shit. Just keep shooting them.
• 2:10
  Yeah. Got.
• 2:10
  Them good. Oh, fuck yeah.
• 2:18
  Trust me, it'll be really good for us.
• 2:21
  It's like, just a funny game show.
• 2:23
  Yeah. Run around and jump on stuff.
• 2:26
  I don't know, Dad. All right, Look, if you don't
• 2:30
  want to do it, we don't have to do it.
• 2:32
  You. Don't have to do it if you.
• 2:33
  Want to get the red rise you have?
• 2:35
  To get to the end of the. Actually do it.
• 2:37
  You think they can make it, Jim? I sure.
• 2:39
  Do, Bob. This is the famous G3.
• 2:42
  Killer after all. Now that we're up against the
• 2:44
  hanging platform. So, Pamela?
• 2:46
  Oh, it looks like you'll need to do a tether jump to get past
• 2:49
  this that fire. This guy says that there's a.
• 2:51
  Fire. Sail Quote Gagger Sail go.
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  Loose. OK, your next gig is for be an
• 3:15
  energy drink, Bounty juice. Really cool.
• 3:18
  Stuff. They're putting you on a can and
• 3:21
  everything. Hey, hey, hey.
• 3:23
  I got to pay for these new legs somehow.
• 3:26
  Look, they just need you to stand there and look pretty.
• 3:29
  It'll be easy peasy. In and out.
• 3:32
  All right? What do you need from old Gus?
• 3:34
  Just baby. Come on.
• 3:35
  Just just give it a go. Go ahead and blast the product.
• 3:38
  Easy peasy. Absolutely.
• 3:41
  Perfect, that looks. Amazing.
• 3:43
  Now go ahead and suck in the product, make it look real cool.
• 3:49
  Shit, that's perfect. Amazing cut, right?
• 3:52
  We got it. Hey, time's almost up.
• 3:56
  It's the final week of dating with the stars and we're all
• 3:59
  waiting to hear your decision. Which of these lucky hotties
• 4:03
  will get your rose? The tension is palpable.
• 4:07
  Who will it be? Who will it be?
• 4:11
  Congratulations, Blangas, You may kiss the bounty hunter.
• 4:16
  Very hot. Very hot.
• 4:17
  Now let's get you 2 into that fuck tank and we'll film that
• 4:20
  real quick. I'm sorry.
• 4:22
  You know I love bounty hunting, I really do, but I got to take a
• 4:26
  little break and be a dad now. A dad to all these beautiful
• 4:30
  little Blue Angels. Lizzie, I just think your father
• 4:33
  and I would feel more comfortable with you not running
• 4:35
  around in an eco terrorist cell blowing up buildings or whatever
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  you do. We only blow up bad buildings,
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  Mom, and it's for a good 'cause you never understand.
• 4:45
  Honey, you'll thank us when you're older and able to get a
• 4:47
  good job because you don't have a criminal record.
• 4:51
  And what do you know, Dad, you're just off in your old
• 4:53
  world while Mom goes to the. Movies with let's.
• 4:56
  Do it, let's do it is just a good.
• 4:57
  Friend, let's do. It.
• 4:59
  You know your mom was coming. I don't do it.
• 5:03
  Let's do it. Honey, I'm so sorry.
• 5:09
  I was going to tell you. Yeah, I was going to tell you
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  not to come by. Thanks for bringing by my old
• 5:17
  CDs. Yeah, happy to help.
• 5:21
  Breaking news now regarding these bleeding scars and
• 5:23
  Ecoterra cell in hot water for blowing up an oil refinery in
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  the regular nebula. Oh gosh, what is your sister
• 5:31
  getting yourself into? Things are getting a little more
• 5:35
  serious with the bleeding stars. Harper and I are going to have
• 5:39
  to. Go back off the grid for a bit,
• 5:40
  I promise we'll reach out if we need any help.
• 5:43
  See you around. I guess.
• 5:44
  I mean, look, I still see you around, but you get it, right?
• 5:49
  Oh. Come on, Blake, you're not
• 5:52
  breaking up with us, are you? You've been kind of, I don't
• 5:56
  know, distant lately, like you're just going through the
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  motions. This could be you one day, you
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  know. Sure, today I might be the
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  bounty. But.
• 6:06
  The laws will be in line. Shut up.
• 6:08
  No mind games. Let me stab you.
• 6:10
  Fine. Just do it then.
• 6:12
  You know what I'm wanted, right? I killed 3 old ladies.
• 6:16
  Oh, you're here to kill me, aren't you?
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  I'm never found me. Caught and killed.
• 6:20
  So you finally found me. Go on.
• 6:23
  Gotcha. I knew I couldn't run forever.
• 6:29
  I've been doing crypto rug pull this.
• 6:30
  Is your fault for being a wanted criminal?
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  Fuck you, go ahead and kill me. Sorry mate, got to kill you.
• 6:47
  Oh my God, the stabbing getting boring.
• 6:58
  I think we got it to unload into his mouth.
• 7:01
  Really let him have it. Keep your shots focused on his
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  mouth. Oh, if we're not hurting him, I
• 7:13
  know. Try my dart shot.
• 7:15
  It'll RIP right through this sucker.
• 7:20
  You. Didn't know what you were
• 7:21
  getting into, what you. Said with us.
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  Grow Geiger. Eat shit.
• 7:25
  Fuck yeah, we did it. What did you do?
• 7:30
  That was my son. He's normally a fairy.
• 7:33
  Calm boy. He was just something about
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  reaction to some medicine. That is not what the Intel said.
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  What else is there to say? I mean you've done it all, Saved
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  humanity, traveled the Galaxy, dated blankets.
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  I guess the only question I have left is what's next?
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  Hey, kid, it's me, Jean. We've had a few too many quiet
• 8:18
  nights and it's getting cramped in this horrified tour bus.
• 8:22
  What do you say we all go out for dinner tonight?
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  Space Applebee's, are you? Why don't you go round up the
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  crew? Terrestrial quad wheel conveyors
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  captured outside the G3 killer Stronghold.
• 8:38
  Analysts. Hey dipshit, over here.
• 8:44
  Here we go, Sweezies back in action.
• 8:47
  Did Gene mention dinner? The G3 cartel was run by
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  Garmentius and his band of monstrous.
• 8:54
  Hey cock fights get out of the head in their own way.
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  Fuck it. Northy's knee.
• 8:59
  That's me Northy. I love you.
• 9:04
  Gatlians are rebuilding a new Gatlis.
• 9:06
  What's up buddy? Don't pick me up.
• 9:08
  The humans that spoke species would.
• 9:10
  Oh, look at you. You couldn't stand away from
• 9:11
  good old Gus, couldn't you? Cartel.
• 9:13
  Damn, you have COVID numbers for let me tell you that they are
• 9:16
  hey swamped this week and we can carry forward their culture in a
• 9:20
  new world. Oh man, thanks for bringing me
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  out. Gus was just about to let loose
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  a big one. I could feel it.
• 9:33
  Oh, thanks for that. That was a stinky one right
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  there. I feel bad for squeezing.
• 9:38
  Stuck in there with what I just did.
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  Got to be uncomfortable. Fuck.
• 9:44
  Oh, holy shit. Holy shit, guys.
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  What the hell did you eat, man? Oh my God, I feel like I'm
• 9:50
  dying. Oh, don't you dare put me back
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  in there. Hey kid, you were watching TV
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  earlier, right? Did you happen to have the news
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  on? Head back to the house exhibit.
• 10:00
  You might want to see this. I'm going to have to call a rain
• 10:03
  check on dinner. What's the problem, Jean?
• 10:09
  There's no easy way to save this kid.
• 10:11
  But I think your sister Lizzie's in serious trouble.
• 10:14
  What? Really.
• 10:15
  The bounty forums are going nuts.
• 10:18
  You know that rebel outfit? Lizzie rolls with the bleeding
• 10:20
  stars. Looks like they got into some
• 10:22
  sort of trouble and shit. Yep.
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  Now there's a bounty on her head.
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  A bounty for Lizzie. A huge bounty.
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  That's not good. I Yeah, she's going to have a
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  lot of bounty hunters gunning for her.
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  We got to do something. Like big time.
• 10:39
  Dust off the bounty 5000 and select your sister's bounty.
• 10:43
  We need to intercept this thing. I know your sister's in trouble,
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  but I'll be honest. I was craving some action.
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  Let's do this. we want?
• 11:30
  All right, Lizzie, somewhere in the circuit.
• 11:32
  Arcadia Zoo. Just try to keep a low profile.
• 11:38
  The last thing you want to do in this situation is fight another
• 11:41
  bounty hunter. Hey, you here for the protest?
• 11:49
  What are you broken? This shoe keeps.
• 11:52
  Humans in captivity. You know there are sentient
• 11:54
  species, right? Unlike what big Pharma would
• 11:57
  have you believe. Oh hell yeah.
• 11:59
  We'll make some noise for your gun.
• 12:00
  You. Can count on.
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  Wait, are you? You are.
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  Oh, my God. That's right.
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  But don't make a whole big deal, OK?
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  Sure, Sure thing. G3 killer.
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  You got it. So.
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  Why are you here? It's kind of on a need to know
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  basis. I know why you're here.
• 12:17
  It's to help the. Humans.
• 12:18
  Right. Well, we're here to help the.
• 12:21
  Humans are. Aliens too.
• 12:21
  Humans are aliens too. No way.
• 12:27
  Fuck you. Sorry, can't.
• 12:28
  Let you inside. Zoom is closed for the day due
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  to security concerns over these protests.
• 12:33
  Fuck you. Hey, come on.
• 12:37
  You want me? To take care of that.
• 12:42
  Whoa. You change your mind about
• 12:43
  letting us in yet? No.
• 12:45
  I told you already, dude, you can't stop us.
• 13:00
  Hey, come on. Oi, oi.
• 13:00
  Log locks. Let me add it.
• 13:02
  It's all. Ah, yeah, that's the stuff.
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  Sweet, sweet. Log locks, guts.
• 13:07
  Anything good in there? Who cares?
• 13:09
  That's not the point. Make way for ethical.
• 13:34
  I'm coming for you, bleeding star Lizzie.
• 13:37
  Oh shit. Hey, I just detected a big
• 13:41
  explosion in the aviary, Signal says Lizzie's near there.
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  Quick make sure she didn't get blown up already on it.
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  How are you feeling are? You ready to go in?
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  Yeah, it's just such a big bounty.
• 13:55
  It's the biggest one I've. Ever gone after?
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  That's fine. You're going to get there.
• 14:06
  Something's coming. The good guys, yeah, you're
• 14:10
  going to see us a lot in this game.
• 14:12
  Here we go. That outfit you're up against is
• 14:16
  the good guys. That's their name.
• 14:19
  They recruited a lot of G free marks after the cartel went
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  down. No idea what they're doing here.
• 14:27
  This might. Be bigger than we thought.
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  How? Many fuck are.
• 14:43
  What's? The pathetic NT3 fuckers are you
• 14:46
  the guys? And dude, fuck out.
• 15:25
  Dodge, Quinn. Do it close.
• 15:28
  We're just here to save. Someone that's it.
• 15:30
  We do not hear about this zoom. Wait, wait, wait.
• 15:34
  It's hard to protect the zoom dodge.
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  Moron. Keep a.
• 16:15
  Summit asshole. Hey.
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  We're still alive. There's.
• 16:54
  Got to be a way forward somewhere.
• 16:56
  Maybe there's a lug BLOB around there.
• 16:58
  You could use that lug BLOB to get up a little higher.
• 17:03
  How the? Hell do we do that?
• 17:05
  Hey there, Pseudo here. Your personal onboard bounty
• 17:07
  hunting operating system. Good question.
• 17:09
  It seems that lug blobs gained mass when under great temporal
• 17:12
  stress. Time bubble makes.
• 17:14
  Them. And their.
• 17:16
  Epidermal layer is highly elastic, which means shit.
• 17:20
  Yeah, isn't it cool that we can use some animals as trampolines?
• 17:36
  I. Think all these good guys.
• 17:38
  Are. Just.
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  Entry free. We can't get away from those
• 17:43
  guys. But it was a bad.
• 17:46
  Job I didn't think they'd all go run off and.
• 17:49
  Become. Cops.
• 17:59
  That hurts. You fucking shit, bird.
• 19:16
  Oh, I'm. Glad that's over.
• 19:20
  It feels kind of messed up that we're hunting their own sister.
• 19:23
  She's being attacked by other bounty hunters.
• 19:25
  How are we going to get through this without breaking the bounty
• 19:28
  hunter code? Let's try to cool it on the.
• 19:34
  Killing random people. Shit.
• 19:35
  Yeah. OK kiddo, let's go over the plan
• 19:42
  one more time. Got to be be careful and take
• 19:45
  your kid to work day. Going to have to find another
• 19:47
  way. Didn't expect someone of your
• 19:51
  caliber to show up. See there kiddo.
• 19:54
  This is one of the most famous bounty hunters.
• 19:56
  Whoever lived took down the entire G3 cartel and you know
• 20:02
  how they did it? They followed the.
• 20:04
  Golden rule, never kill. Another bounty hunter.
• 20:07
  That's right. You are the G3 killer, right?
• 20:10
  Yeah, Yeah, we are. But look.
• 20:12
  Maybe you and your kids should stay out of this. 10.
• 20:15
  My son and I are definitely getting a piece of the action
• 20:19
  brought him for take your kid to work day.
• 20:21
  Wouldn't want to miss getting front row seats to your moves
• 20:23
  out there. Yeah, that's so much to learn.
• 20:26
  Don't. Say I didn't warn you.
• 20:30
  Some people say it's irresponsible of me to bring my
• 20:34
  very young child with me on bounty hunting.
• 20:36
  Vision, Daddy, look on that legend.
• 20:40
  Get up there. I want to.
• 20:41
  God using my this on that wall over this kiddo.
• 20:45
  You're watching a real bro. We'll save that for when you're
• 20:49
  older. Give guts a whirl.
• 20:54
  Here. Wow, so cool.
• 21:04
  Remember this moment, son. Remember this moment?
• 21:06
  Forever. Lizzie done a Hut.
• 21:11
  Is she OK? We're getting a lot of heat on
• 21:12
  this one, Harper. I know what the hell is this?
• 21:16
  Something big, that's what. We're close.
• 21:19
  Who goes there? You.
• 21:21
  Oh. Great, now you suddenly decide
• 21:23
  to help. What?
• 21:24
  To. Say, guys.
• 21:26
  What up? Get lost.
• 21:27
  I can handle this myself. Whoa, what's with the attitude?
• 21:30
  Sorry. She's.
• 21:31
  Been through a lot do. You even know what I've been up
• 21:34
  to. All these years.
• 21:35
  Well, you've been partying and going on talk.
• 21:37
  Shows. I've been trying to save
• 21:39
  humanity. I thought humans were already
• 21:42
  saved. What did we miss?
• 21:44
  There she is. We've got her cornered.
• 21:47
  Oh shit, wait. Look everybody, it's the G3
• 21:50
  killer. God damn it, they beat us to it.
• 21:53
  Pack it in Hunters. We gave it our best shot, but
• 21:56
  the G3 killer is number one for a reason.
• 21:58
  Actually. I'd really like to watch if
• 22:01
  that's OK G. 3. Killer.
• 22:03
  Oh yeah, we can learn from the master Killer.
• 22:06
  Do it. Kill.
• 22:07
  It. Kill it.
• 22:07
  Kill it, kill it. Kill her.
• 22:09
  Kill her. Kill her.
• 22:10
  Kill her. Kill her.
• 22:12
  Yes. Guess this is what you wanted.
• 22:15
  My life's in your hands now. Whoops.
• 22:22
  Looks like you mistook one of us from the boundary.
• 22:24
  And I get it. You look a lot lighter.
• 22:26
  Yeah, that's the problem. This is.
• 22:36
  Kind of nice. I missed fighting.
• 22:38
  Alongside you guys. What's up, Harper?
• 22:41
  We missed you, too. Oh, you know, I'm always game.
• 22:49
  I see what you're doing. It's all part of your bigger
• 22:52
  strategy, no? Blur with drink.
• 22:54
  Bound the utter. Fish.
• 23:01
  I said I don't need your help. Tough shit.
• 23:04
  We're in this fight together now.
• 23:09
  Looks like somebody's too scared to fight a float.
• 23:17
  Sorry. We're aiming for music.
• 23:27
  Why are you still here? I've got this under control.
• 23:30
  Why don't you try? Just being glad we're here to
• 23:33
  help. You're messing with the wrong
• 23:38
  duo. Will you please let me handle
• 23:42
  this? Sorry.
• 23:43
  What was that? Good to hear you over all the
• 23:45
  dead gunfire there.
• 24:04
  I think that's all of them. You all good over there?
• 24:12
  Go check in with Lizzie. What do you want there?
• 24:21
  You saved. Me.
• 24:23
  Leave now, Lizzie Waste. I saw what you did, hero.
• 24:41
  Killing your own kind? You broke the bounty hunter
• 24:45
  code. Fuck.
• 24:46
  Oh, going to have your own bounty now worth twice as much
• 24:50
  as that terrorist Lizzie. Yeah, the code's a big deal.
• 24:53
  Do you realize how hugely fucked you are?
• 24:56
  Time to die. Trader What a lucky day for
• 24:59
  reptical there now we're even we can handle.
• 25:09
  This without you. Don't follow us.
• 25:17
  Dan, the path is blocked. What do we do?
• 25:33
  Yeah, that's pretty cool. Is that a skateboard?
• 25:36
  Yeah. That that that might work.
• 25:38
  Do you know how to ride one of those?
• 25:39
  OK, I typed in skateboard how to do and this video popped up.
• 25:44
  Should the teacher how to use that thing?
• 25:46
  Maybe. Good luck.
• 25:48
  What's up? If you're watching this video,
• 25:50
  you just purchased one of our Skateboard City Skateboard
• 25:52
  products and you're probably wondering how the heck do I use
• 25:56
  this thing? Well, I've got great news for
• 25:58
  you. I'm Mark Sizzler, the youngest
• 26:00
  ever CEO of Skateboard City, here with the official
• 26:03
  Skateboard City Skateboard product tutorial.
• 26:18
  So the first thing you're going to want to do is mount your
• 26:21
  skateboard. To do that, you're going to hold
• 26:23
  forward and press the Sprint button.
• 26:25
  Maybe that means pushing in the left joystick, or maybe it's
• 26:28
  pressing one of the buttons on your keyboard.
• 26:30
  See, here at Skateboard City, you define the way you skate.
• 26:38
  Now, if you want a steer, which can be very thrilling on one of
• 26:41
  our official Skateboard City skateboard products, you're
• 26:43
  mostly going to be moving the camera around with either the
• 26:46
  right joystick or your mouse. I can't know which one of these
• 26:50
  you're using. I can't know everything.
• 26:53
  I wish I could know everything because then maybe I could have
• 26:56
  saved my dad, the great Barney Sizzler, from taking the final
• 27:00
  slam AKA dying. When I took over it, Damn.
• 27:14
  Not so fast trader, you can't kill me that easy.
• 27:18
  Oh, come on. Oh, right, listen, don't regrow
• 27:22
  heads should have. Mentioned that I'm.
• 27:25
  Taking you in backstabber scum. That's what you get for breaking
• 27:30
  the code. I love my fucking arm.
• 27:36
  God. Damn, that hurt.
• 27:42
  Come on, you just give me back my board and call it even.
• 27:45
  Seriously. No.
• 27:47
  I'm going to. Fucking get rid of you stupid
• 27:49
  traitor. Damn, I know it's.
• 27:51
  Too good to be true. That you can't outscape me.
• 28:01
  Time bubble. Bread.
• 28:07
  Anyone can do that Heads up my. Trickle thread.
• 28:17
  This is you broke ball for killing the family.
• 28:20
  You broke the cold and that's the one thing that you never do.
• 28:24
  We didn't have a joint there. There's no excuse.
• 28:28
  For breaking the. Cold.
• 28:29
  Did you know that? You used to be one of one
• 28:32
  heroes, all right, That's nothing.
• 28:40
  Don't. Act like you've never heard of
• 28:44
  the bounty hard code you've been doing this for.
• 28:46
  Years. You expect me to believe that
• 28:48
  you somehow never heard about it until today?
• 28:52
  Not really big on reading. I'm not a nerd.
• 28:54
  That's what you're implying. I ride a skateboard.
• 28:57
  I not a nerd gay board time find the way out.
• 29:12
  Let's. Nice, you're out of there.
• 29:31
  That's good. I've got a reading on Listen,
• 29:34
  but there's a shit load of bounty hunters still on her
• 29:36
  tail. Follow the markers.
• 29:38
  Keep going. They're in the shit.
• 29:40
  With her now, like it or not. So.
• 29:42
  So hold up a minute. Does this make us outlaws?
• 29:45
  Yep, your bounty just came in 30 million pesos, twice as big as
• 29:51
  Lizzie's. Welcome to the other side of the
• 29:53
  law. Kid, this ain't going to be.
• 29:55
  Pretty 30 million. Yeah, I I know, not the point,
• 29:59
  but it's kind of nice to know we're worth that much.
• 30:04
  Oh. Check it out.
• 30:09
  Hammer birds. You can pick those guys up and
• 30:11
  swim around like a hammer. Some of them sold up on gathers
• 30:14
  once. Don't go bad about bad, it's
• 30:19
  deserving. let's get.
• 30:37
  Him. That really hurts.
• 30:54
  This summer season, make sure to visit our brand new human
• 30:57
  exhibit, one of the Galaxies. Was.
• 30:59
  Discovered. So one of the cutest?
• 31:02
  Go outlaw. All right here.
• 31:07
  I. Got some bad news?
• 31:09
  Maybe. I I think your suit just kind of
• 31:11
  sort of got disconnected and banned from the bounty network.
• 31:15
  Yeah, I can't lie. That's pretty bad.
• 31:17
  So the suit is not pinging your exact location out to every
• 31:19
  other bounty hunter in the area. I'm trying to stop it, but,
• 31:23
  well, to be honest, probably having dictates.
• 31:25
  I'm actually supposed to freeze you in place now, are you?
• 31:28
  Oh, God. I I just can't do it.
• 31:31
  OK, Yeah, OK. That was tricky, but you should
• 31:34
  be mobile again. I had to go again.
• 31:36
  It's my program in there. But I know you'd do the same for
• 31:39
  me. We've been through so much
• 31:40
  together. I just hope.
• 31:45
  Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. The suit, it's it's treating me
• 31:48
  like a virus. It's taking control.
• 31:50
  You're in danger. I think I can all mix together.
• 31:53
  At least until you make sure Lizzie's safe.
• 31:55
  Just hurry. Hey, look over there.
• 32:04
  That's a love BLOB. It looks like we got a new love
• 32:09
  BLOB. What made it?
• 32:14
  Welcome to the human exhibit. Yeah.
• 32:18
  Isn't an exhibit all about humans Personal with humans from
• 32:21
  planet Earth, including the loveable Griffin P Spencer.
• 32:25
  If you're lucky, he might even let you pet him.
• 32:28
  Track humanity's journey from black market drug to endangered
• 32:31
  species. Hey, what's up?
• 32:35
  You looking for that terrorist chick?
• 32:37
  With the eye patch and the Cape. Yeah, Lizzie, did you see her?
• 32:42
  Yeah, right through there. She just fought her way through
• 32:44
  a whole batch of gnarly looking bounty.
• 32:46
  Hunters. Thank you.
• 32:49
  I'm just chilling. My name's Griffin, by the way.
• 32:52
  You. Can pet me if you want.
• 32:53
  No press. It's all one love right here.
• 32:58
  Oh shit. Oh, you're human under there.
• 33:00
  Oh, I'm seeing it now. My bad.
• 33:02
  I didn't realize what's good dude.
• 33:10
  So are you being get prisoner? Oh yeah, I guess so.
• 33:16
  But honestly it's chill man. They feed me like 6 times a day.
• 33:20
  All sorts of nice people come by to pet me.
• 33:22
  Honestly it's way better than what I had going on back at
• 33:25
  Earth. I didn't even I couldn't even
• 33:27
  get touched on Earth. It really doesn't bother you
• 33:33
  being stuck in a zoo? No.
• 33:35
  This is a tight setup. Trust me.
• 33:37
  They take good care of us in here.
• 33:39
  This is a good thing. I was one tough chick.
• 33:44
  I'd be careful if I were you. Huh.
• 33:46
  Oh, no, no, no, no. Rick's trying to help her.
• 33:50
  We're to help her. I mean, she didn't seem like she
• 33:51
  needed much help, if you ask me. But, hey, if you find her, give
• 33:55
  her my number, would you? She was hot.
• 34:05
  Going to have to get some energy flowing to open that door.
• 34:10
  No, you're back. All right, Griffin, we're
• 34:21
  getting the hell out of here. We'll see you later, my man.
• 34:25
  Hey, you bet you're trying to save Lizzie, right?
• 34:30
  That's. Right, you don't look so.
• 34:34
  Good. We're in over our head.
• 34:37
  We discovered there's something big underground off a head.
• 34:43
  Hurry a. Battle calling our name.
• 34:55
  Hello. We're not going down without a
• 34:59
  fight, sisters. People are in trouble.
• 35:04
  Yeah, we're already on. I don't care what you're
• 35:10
  fighting for. Your.
• 35:12
  Leader has a bounty. On her head you will work.
• 35:13
  Drugs, people. Save the hippie talk.
• 35:24
  We're picking up more hostile signals.
• 35:26
  Coming your way, this is. Out of control.
• 35:33
  Hold on, Lizzie. We're on our way.
• 35:41
  Hey, it's that traitor. I'm still picking up Lizzie's
• 35:45
  signal. Somewhere we can take them.
• 35:54
  Bounty hunter. Traitor.
• 35:55
  Your life. And he?
• 35:59
  Hey, watch this to look. Up to you, you know.
• 36:03
  More big enemies in common, not more where.
• 36:07
  Are they coming from? Stitch it over.
• 36:13
  What happened to you You? Used to be the best outer ever,
• 36:18
  now you're killing your own. Time.
• 36:20
  For shame he's fighting. We're taking you in.
• 36:29
  We got a big bounty on your head.
• 36:32
  It's all ours. We're resistant.
• 36:55
  Won't fall here. Good work kid.
• 37:28
  I think that's the last of them for now.
• 37:30
  Go round, they go with the any survivors and see if they know
• 37:33
  where Lizzie is that. Shouldn't be too?
• 37:35
  Hard. There's not too many.
• 37:36
  I think that one's still free. You're going.
• 37:39
  Thanks for the boost. Stop.
• 37:45
  Stop right there. Please.
• 37:47
  Please, since it's my last day on the job, I'm retiring
• 37:51
  tomorrow. 60 years. It's my last day.
• 37:57
  I want to kill him since it's my last day on the job.
• 38:02
  You're retiring tomorrow? What?
• 38:09
  What just happened? Shit.
• 38:11
  We were supposed to. Stop.
• 38:21
  Actually, that didn't hurt at all.
• 38:23
  Seriously, I blow without my key card.
• 38:25
  And, and and and I won't give it to you.
• 38:27
  Oh, he dropped the key card. Nice, now we can open the door.
• 38:38
  Oh, it hurts. Oh man, is he still alive?
• 38:44
  Please please. Be out of my misery.
• 38:49
  Shit. Kill me already.
• 38:55
  Poker ride detective, We're not stopping there.
• 39:02
  Guess we're going deeper. God.
• 39:24
  Greetings potential investor. We here at Rhea Pharmaceuticals
• 39:28
  are always forging new paths forward to disrupt the medical
• 39:31
  space. Humanzapro is our latest
• 39:34
  innovation and you have the incredible opportunity to get in
• 39:38
  on the ground. Floor.
• 39:42
  Over here. We've been looking for you
• 39:44
  everywhere. Well, all starts with the
• 39:48
  recently discovered livestock like take a look for yourself.
• 39:56
  Aw man, this is. Crazy.
• 40:00
  Well, it all starts with humans, the recently discovered
• 40:05
  livestock like species that's already been the center of many
• 40:08
  a controversy, notably the debacle concerning the nefarious
• 40:12
  G3 cartel. Our philosophy couldn't be more
• 40:16
  different from those criminals, but the goal is similar.
• 40:19
  We aim to refine and repackage the human experience into a
• 40:23
  single, long lasting, easy to ingest tablet for everyone in
• 40:27
  the Galaxy. Humanzapro the human pill.
• 40:31
  Rhea Pharmaceuticals owns the zoo.
• 40:33
  But it's just a front. We knew they were up to
• 40:36
  something bad. This.
• 40:38
  Is something else. It's the G3 all.
• 40:41
  Over again, but. Aren't there laws against
• 40:43
  smoking humans now? That's the worst part.
• 40:46
  This is on the up and up. Watch the rest in the next room.
• 40:50
  You get the idea. Investors, please take a seat as
• 41:00
  we guide you through the last portion of our tool.
• 41:03
  Korea Pharmaceuticals is a long and fruitful partnership with
• 41:06
  the Galactic Drug Administration, and we're
• 41:08
  already making great strides working with them to legalize
• 41:11
  the farming of humans as the active ingredient for humans.
• 41:16
  Pro is set to hit the mass markets as early as Q2 next
• 41:19
  year. Now, you might be thinking,
• 41:22
  humans are sentient beings. Don't they have rights?
• 41:26
  And, well, leading scientists may disagree with you there.
• 41:29
  The human brain. Is actually so much smaller than
• 41:32
  we initially theorized, and their cognitive abilities much
• 41:35
  more closely resemble this. Very enitory than that of a
• 41:38
  thinking mind like you or I. Funny saying that that's not
• 41:41
  true. Future legislation will
• 41:43
  reclassify humanity as a livestock species.
• 41:46
  Pave the way for real pharmaceuticals to revolutionize
• 41:49
  the Galaxy with Humansapro. It's happening soon, so don't
• 41:54
  miss your chance. Invest in Humansapro now.
• 41:59
  This. Is who we're fighting.
• 42:01
  We are. Pharmaceuticals.
• 42:04
  Let's keep moving. Hey, security is coming your way
• 42:09
  and scientists basically a lot of guys get ready.
• 42:12
  Hey everyone, you're not getting out of here or?
• 42:16
  Why you're going? To have to get past me and.
• 42:18
  What's left of the? Bleeding.
• 42:19
  Star first. In the front man.
• 42:25
  There, right? What do you get doing in this
• 42:29
  lap? Anyway.
• 42:32
  The Revolution. The target.
• 42:49
  Again. I think that's all of them.
• 43:17
  This is bleeding star Lizzie reporting heavy losses on all
• 43:20
  sides. I.
• 43:20
  Don't know who's left and I can't.
• 43:22
  I'm picking up another Heidi's over.
• 43:25
  Fuck it. A terrorist traitor 2 for one.
• 43:29
  I take you to your booth in myself.
• 43:31
  Oh, go. Fuck off, that's the.
• 43:33
  Ninja Turtle give you. Crawled out of this fucking
• 43:35
  weirdo. That you can't escape me.
• 44:03
  Hey quick question while we fight.
• 44:05
  What is this place exactly? We're pretty confused too.
• 44:08
  I guess it was really that's kind of fucked up like seriously
• 44:15
  my brother of deed on human and I've met a couple humans myself
• 44:19
  lovely people. I don't want you to think of
• 44:21
  space against humans or just because I'm trying to kill you.
• 44:24
  Do the saving people. I be scared.
• 44:33
  You don't desirable kick me by the back out here.
• 44:38
  You're here just. Trying to stop the scientists
• 44:40
  from killing humans. Right.
• 44:42
  Is that just are are you just trying to save more humans in
• 44:45
  the bounty that we're considering all of us to try to
• 44:47
  stop that from happening, finally get it way off?
• 44:51
  US. Already.
• 44:56
  Oh my God. And.
• 44:58
  The bad guy here, OK. Sorry, sorry, sorry, guys.
• 45:04
  Time out, time out, guys. Attention all potential
• 45:08
  investors. Due to a maximum threat level
• 45:11
  security breach we have initiated code a huge explosion.
• 45:15
  The entire black will self destruct shortly.
• 45:17
  Shit. We got to get out.
• 45:19
  Let's get out. Here.
• 45:21
  Follow me this way are. You not currently facing
• 45:23
  imminent death. It's the suit.
• 45:25
  It's still acting up. You might have to ditch it, but.
• 45:29
  But then you have to ditch me with it.
• 45:32
  Oh, God. We'll worry about that later.
• 45:34
  Hold on, let me fix this. Lizzy.
• 45:39
  Look, you have to go around. Let's rendezvous on the outside.
• 45:43
  Promise me to make it out alive, OK?
• 45:46
  I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
• 45:47
  Self destruct protocol. Initiated.
• 45:50
  Please evacuate the browser. Shit, shit.
• 45:53
  Shit. Here we go from here.
• 45:55
  Just keep going. Look like they're detected up
• 45:57
  ahead. Do that holy blank thing you
• 45:59
  got. That'll be faster.
• 46:01
  You mean? The skateboard.
• 46:02
  Oh, I don't know what a skateboard is.
• 46:04
  Fuck me, I guess I'm just trying to help.
• 46:08
  Yeah, on the goddamn skateboard, kid.
• 46:10
  Happy now? Since you're about to die, I
• 46:23
  guess I should tell you the truth.
• 46:24
  I actually do know what a skateboard is.
• 46:27
  I don't know why I pretend I do that sometimes just to pretend
• 46:32
  to play duck. I don't know what it comes from.
• 46:34
  I'm working it out with my chemist.
• 46:36
  It's a process. So just to bear with me like
• 46:39
  this, therapy is actually really helpful.
• 46:46
  I'm willing to be more open with my emotions like you and Lizzie.
• 46:50
  I. Love you.
• 46:51
  Both. You're going family to be that
• 46:53
  kid, so that means you can't get mad at me when I pretend to not
• 46:57
  know what a skateboard is. You're not allowed to bring that
• 47:01
  up against me in arguments. OK?
• 47:03
  That's the the the point of this story.
• 47:09
  OK, sorry. The last thing I said felt a
• 47:12
  little emotionally manipulative. I'm working on that.
• 47:15
  One, I'm all locked up. It's going to take a lot of
• 47:20
  work. Like a lot.
• 47:21
  A lot. That's just what it's like for
• 47:24
  you at all. You'll understand one day when
• 47:26
  you're older. Well, you're going to survive.
• 47:31
  Survive this. Hey, where did you this is?
• 47:39
  We can still make it out of life if we hurry.
• 47:41
  You guys don't worry about it. I'm serious.
• 47:59
  like this? Get in quick.
• 48:04
  I can take it somewhere safe. Hey, be there.
• 48:07
  Pseudo here. I'm sorry.
• 48:09
  I can't hold it off anymore. I'm.
• 48:11
  I'm being overridden by the Belgian network.
• 48:14
  I'm so sorry. Oh God.
• 48:17
  Here I go. Shit, that's bad.
• 48:20
  We got to get you out of that thing.
• 48:21
  You got this, Lizzy. Yeah, Gene, I'm on it.
• 48:24
  Stay with me. Listen up, we are all criminals
• 48:27
  now. Welcome to the revolution.
• 48:29
  Shit, we're losing them. You're waking.
• 48:53
  Up. About damn time.
• 48:54
  Oh thank God your suit shut down so we had to swap it.
• 49:00
  Do not worry, I personally handled your wardrobe change and
• 49:05
  I'm a robot so I can't get sexually aroused by anything so
• 49:08
  it's totally fine. We put you in an old combat suit
• 49:11
  we commandeer from an abandoned outpost.
• 49:13
  Sorry it's not as nice as your old.
• 49:14
  Bounty hunting suit. Well, those days are definitely
• 49:17
  over now. That suit was compromised
• 49:19
  anyway, we had to ditch it, but we salvage what we could.
• 49:23
  Hey there, Pseudo here. They copied my data over to this
• 49:26
  brand new suit, so don't worry, I'll still be here to help
• 49:30
  forever. I probably don't need to tell
• 49:32
  you this, but we're all wanted criminals now talking about the
• 49:36
  charts. We're all over the news.
• 49:39
  Not exactly the galaxy's most beloved heroes in the world.
• 49:42
  Except me. Everyone still loves me.
• 49:45
  Knife be forever. Fuck you.
• 49:47
  Who cares about any of that? This isn't about popularity,
• 49:51
  it's about doing the right fucking thing.
• 49:53
  We need to. Deal with real pharma before
• 49:55
  they hurt more humans and you weren't going to be able to do
• 49:57
  it as a bounty hunter, but we. Need your help.
• 50:00
  We've been doing just fine without you.
• 50:02
  True, true. Yeah.
• 50:04
  But also, we are actually super happy you're here.
• 50:07
  Where? Is here the.
• 50:10
  Bleeding. Star Headquarters, if it feels a
• 50:13
  little quiet, that's just because most of our crew got
• 50:15
  wiped out after your unnecessary intervention.
• 50:18
  Lizzie. What Lizzie means to say is
• 50:20
  she's grateful for your help and would welcome your further
• 50:23
  assistance in stopping Rhea Pharma.
• 50:26
  Look, there is no sugar coating it.
• 50:29
  The situation is bad. There is a big.
• 50:31
  Court hearing coming up, and Rhea Pharma's trying to get a
• 50:33
  law passed that will let them legally turn as many humans into
• 50:37
  pills as they want, like we're cattle or something.
• 50:40
  We're already compiling a list of VIP targets to take down if
• 50:44
  you'd allow us to employ your unique skill set.
• 50:47
  Damn, this is crazy. Yeah, well, it's a lot to
• 50:51
  process. My head's spinning from it.
• 50:54
  But First things first, why don't you head down to visit
• 50:56
  your old pal Mr. Keeps and grab yourself a new double jump unit?
• 51:00
  He's got a new shop set up around here and.
• 51:03
  You're. Going to need to get some more
• 51:05
  equipment if we're going to save the human race again.
• 51:13
  Our top story tonight the. Galaxy the High.
• 51:16
  Profile raid on the Circuit Arcadia Zoo.
• 51:19
  My name is. Queso, I'm part of what's left
• 51:23
  of your sister's crew. Thank you for your assistance
• 51:26
  out there. Our outfit, the bleeding stars.
• 51:29
  Never mind then. None.
• 52:13
  Yeah, that's our transport. The bleeding stars have been
• 52:15
  repurposing consumer RV's like this to stay under the radar.
• 52:19
  It's how we move, how we hit back.
• 52:21
  So get familiar. Ready.
• 52:30
  Nice dig, Sir. I stole this RV from Tweak.
• 52:33
  Remember him? My first space boyfriend.
• 52:36
  Well, I've had a lot more of those now and I took all of
• 52:38
  their RV's, but this is the only one we have left.
• 53:09
  Welcome to circuit Arcadia, kids.
• 53:12
  Big artificial ring planet. Sort of got a Halo thing going
• 53:16
  on here. You need to get your little
• 53:18
  wanted criminal asses to Mr. Keeps, but it's going to take me
• 53:22
  a bit to sync your geolocational data to the scanner in your
• 53:26
  outlaw suit. Better off grabbing one of those
• 53:28
  sightseeing maps of the city and finding it yourself.
• 53:31
  Anyway, things have changed since the last time you saw.
• 53:34
  I heard the place hasn't even called Mr. Keeps anymore.
• 53:43
  Wow, look at this place, it's huge.
• 53:45
  Don't fall for its charms. Rio Pharma practically runs
• 53:48
  everything here, yes, so be careful.
• 53:51
  Let's head out, I guess. Looks like that little.
• 53:59
  Kiosk over there might have a map we can use to navigate
• 54:02
  Circuit Arcadia. Hey there.
• 54:04
  Welcome to Circuit Arcadia, home of Rhea Pharmaceuticals.
• 54:08
  How can I help you? We were told you have Mets.
• 54:10
  A map. Well, we can help you with that.
• 54:13
  Go ahead and take one. They're free.
• 54:18
  Enjoy. Beautiful.
• 54:19
  Circuit Arcadia. Perfect.
• 54:20
  We got a map. Now go ahead and open it up.
• 54:23
  Hey, use that map to see if you can't find what Mr. Keep's new
• 54:26
  shop is, but it's on there somewhere.
• 54:50
  I'm glad you never picked up any other green gun.
• 54:52
  I want to be the only green gun. OK, let's remember that if we
• 54:56
  meet any other green guns, we want to join our team.
• 54:58
  You tell them no way. We're covered.
• 55:00
  There's enough medicine for everybody.
• 55:38
  Can we please get the bounty juice from that vending machine?
• 55:42
  Oh, wait a minute. Spencer's like Spencer's gifts.
• 55:49
  Welcome to Spencer's Gifts. My name is Spencer and these are
• 55:54
  my gifts. Hey, look at what it is.
• 55:56
  Mr. keeps himself. Look, keep the Mr. Keep stuff
• 56:00
  down, OK? Corporate is riding my ass about
• 56:03
  using my old name. My name is Spencer.
• 56:06
  Now this is Spencer's Gifts. Sometimes you have to sell your
• 56:11
  name and likeness to Spencer's gifts if you want to keep
• 56:14
  selling other shit. Oh, trust me, I love for you to
• 56:17
  sell some of your shit. Especially since you're full of
• 56:21
  it. You old man.
• 56:23
  Look, we're just hit it by a double jump.
• 56:24
  Unit. Oh yeah.
• 56:25
  We got a good one for you, but good luck buying it.
• 56:29
  He considers it a sentimental item.
• 56:32
  It's from my personal collection.
• 56:34
  You sure you don't want an Avenged Sevenfold T-shirt or
• 56:37
  some penis shaped candy? That stuff is way better.
• 56:41
  Trust me. You're not grabbing for a
• 56:43
  Bachelorette party, You freaking dumbass.
• 56:46
  You're looking for a damn upgrade.
• 56:48
  I want money, dad. Money to buy food, Dad.
• 56:52
  You have to sell something of fucking value.
• 56:55
  Dumb. But I love all my stuff.
• 56:58
  OK, maybe we can all just calm down and figure something out.
• 57:04
  No, that's it. I've had it.
• 57:06
  I'm set to get the hell out of here and set up my own store.
• 57:11
  You want. Something for your soup.
• 57:13
  Come see me eat this. Is all juices.
• 57:22
  Well, it's nice to see you all again.
• 57:26
  He's not going to sell it to you.
• 57:27
  I guess we're going to have to figure something else out.
• 57:30
  Yeah, just head on back to quarters for now and make sure
• 57:32
  nobody spots you. Remember, you're a wanted
• 57:35
  criminal. Did you know everyone who runs
• 57:38
  the Spencer? 'S has to.
• 57:39
  Legally change their name to Spencer.
• 57:42
  It's store policy. I'm on a big group chat with all
• 57:46
  the other franchise owners. It's confusing as hell.
• 57:50
  Nobody can tell who's who. All citizens, all soldiers
• 58:02
  attack. Oh no, don't worry, this would
• 58:05
  happen. Just take them out.
• 58:07
  Damn. Hey.
• 58:29
  I bet you want some. Aspirin for that headache you've
• 58:31
  got. You can't let that cover kick
• 58:50
  off. You put
• 59:03
  my ass in a lot of fire. What?
• 59:11
  I love them. Shit, there's a sniper.
• 59:17
  Oh God. Shit, find some armor.
• 59:59
  Be careful, Job just showed up at quarters, no idea how he
• 1:00:02
  found the place. Great a hole in our security.
• 1:00:05
  He set up shop and says he's willing to sell them that
• 1:00:09
  upgrade you were looking for. For a price, yeah.
• 1:00:12
  Just head on back to a call station before anyone spots you.
• 1:00:15
  We can pick you. Up from there in the RV, we make
• 1:00:22
  a good team, you and me and the rest of the guns, too.
• 1:00:25
  But we we can wave back. We got a special bond, you and
• 1:00:29
  me. What we have is real.
• 1:00:31
  I want you to know, I don't think they have a grand.
• 1:00:47
  Settle down. Got some stuff on sale like
• 1:00:51
  this? Check this thing out.
• 1:00:53
  It's. You've.
• 1:01:23
  Been stood up. If.
• 1:01:25
  Gwengo was going to show up. For your date sheep.
• 1:01:40
  Hold on, we'll be there soon. Welcome back, Sarah.
• 1:02:09
  Yeah, Job's here. He just shut up and set up shop.
• 1:02:12
  He's got that double jump unit you were looking for.
• 1:02:15
  Make sure to grab that from him. Hello.
• 1:02:18
  And welcome to George Abjure. But you already knew that, Dick.
• 1:02:23
  Congratulations. You got a double jump unit?
• 1:02:26
  It's like you can jump but twice.
• 1:02:28
  Am I supposed to be impressed? Pissed off like you're ready for
• 1:02:34
  action? Go ahead and check in with
• 1:02:36
  Lizzie, we've got an update. Well, well, well, that isn't my
• 1:02:42
  favorite question. All right, here's the deal.
• 1:02:49
  You're one of us now. Welcome to the bleeding stars.
• 1:02:52
  Our biggest threat now is Rhea Pharmaceuticals.
• 1:02:54
  You already saw their handiwork in the lab under the zoo.
• 1:02:58
  We don't stop them. They'll legalize humans as a
• 1:03:00
  drug and turn us into cattle to be farmed into pills.
• 1:03:03
  She's right. It's a lot to take in, I know.
• 1:03:06
  But we have a plan to stop them. Our main target is the CEO of
• 1:03:09
  Rhea Pharmaceuticals. He's a recluse, and nobody knows
• 1:03:12
  his name or where he is. So to get to him first, we need
• 1:03:16
  to take out their biggest players, their loudest movers
• 1:03:18
  and shakers. And.
• 1:03:20
  We've got 2 targets on deck, doesn't matter which one you
• 1:03:22
  kill first, so go for whoever. What's your appetite more.
• 1:03:25
  And before you ask, yeah, it's got to be you.
• 1:03:28
  I'll be off doing smaller missions, but you should handle
• 1:03:31
  the big targets. I hate to admit it, but you're
• 1:03:33
  better at killing than the rest of us combined.
• 1:03:36
  So now that you're one of us, put that trigger finger to good
• 1:03:38
  use and fuck up big pharma. Yeah, right now the billionaire
• 1:03:42
  is summing it up on his own. Cruise ship and.
• 1:03:44
  The senator is scheduled for an appearance in a big political.
• 1:03:46
  Convention off world. If you want a full briefing
• 1:03:48
  before you dive in, I Jerry rigged an old Bounty 95 into the
• 1:03:51
  RV's Yum Yum. It's off the grid and it'll keep
• 1:03:54
  our targets in order for us. You've got this.
• 1:03:56
  Go make things right. Hey, money.
• 1:04:05
  What did you not get? All that.
• 1:04:06
  Go kill the two targets. They're both evil, helping the
• 1:04:09
  bad guy. You're good at killing, so kill.
• 1:04:12
  Got it. Yeah.
• 1:04:13
  What? She said Stuff on sale like
• 1:04:15
  this. All right, here you go.
• 1:04:35
  I jail broke the Yum Yum's GPS to run an older version of the
• 1:04:38
  bounty hunting's network software.
• 1:04:41
  It's entirely untraceable and runs like shit.
• 1:04:44
  Welcome to the Bounty 95. Take a look at your new targets.
• 1:04:58
  Larry Pink. Stock a billionaire Playboy
• 1:05:01
  who's bankrolling Reah Pharmaceuticals as their prime
• 1:05:03
  investor. So if we get rid of them we
• 1:05:06
  really hurt their wallet. Exactly.
• 1:05:08
  It won't be enough to stop them outright, but it'll definitely
• 1:05:10
  knock them on their ass. Good, you should be all set.
• 1:05:16
  Head out whenever you're ready. And we are at your destination.
• 1:05:52
  Good luck out there, kiddo. And thanks for flying Gene Air.
• 1:05:56
  This isn't your destination, FYI.
• 1:05:57
  You'll need to take the monorail from the city to the harbor.
• 1:06:00
  I'll upload your scanner. You know how to use AGPS, right?
• 1:06:04
  It's not easy. Anyway, have fun or kill a
• 1:06:08
  billionaire, or both. OK, bye.
• 1:06:26
  Hey, I think we're at the monorail station.
• 1:06:28
  Yeah, you can take. The monorail down to Pink Line
• 1:06:30
  Harbor. That's where you'll start your
• 1:06:31
  search for one of our targets. Larry.
• 1:06:33
  Pink stuff already, Lizzie. All right, Welcome to Pink Line
• 1:06:55
  Harbor. Your target is billionaire Larry
• 1:06:58
  Pinkstock. He's on board to pick cruise
• 1:07:00
  ship in the Bay. You can't miss it.
• 1:07:02
  Yeah, pretty. Simple, you'll just need to find
• 1:07:04
  a way on board and try to keep a low profile.
• 1:07:06
  OK. Remember, Greg doesn't want any
• 1:07:12
  interruptions. Well, I have like a boys.
• 1:07:15
  This harbor is buttons, gluttons turf.
• 1:07:17
  While our leader Craig's in town.
• 1:07:19
  Nobody comes through without our permission.
• 1:07:21
  Hey, wait a minute. Where do I know you from?
• 1:07:24
  Yeah, now that you mention it, they do look familiar.
• 1:07:27
  Maybe you got a different outfit on or something, but I swear.
• 1:07:30
  Oh. God damn it.
• 1:07:31
  They're bounty hunters just. Play it cool.
• 1:07:34
  Were you on the news or something?
• 1:07:40
  Oh, no, no, sorry. We we're just a bunch of
• 1:07:42
  nobodies. You've definitely never heard of
• 1:07:44
  us. We're nobodies.
• 1:07:47
  Really. I don't know.
• 1:07:49
  I really feel like I know you. Oh, man, I know who you are.
• 1:07:53
  You're that traitor bounty on you who turned on their own,
• 1:07:55
  kind of just to protect some terrorist chick.
• 1:07:57
  You got a huge bounty on your head.
• 1:07:59
  Oh shit. Bad luck, pals.
• 1:08:02
  You're fucking dead now. Gluttons attack shit.
• 1:08:05
  No avoiding it, I guess. Take them out with a headshot.
• 1:08:12
  Not bad. You give bounty hunters
• 1:08:25
  everywhere. I think that's all of them.
• 1:08:34
  They just looked these guys up. They're part of a bounty hunting
• 1:08:37
  gang called the Buttons. Gluttons shouldn't give you too
• 1:08:40
  much trouble, but probably don't want to get on the radar of
• 1:08:44
  their boss. He's a tough cookie named Craig
• 1:08:46
  Button. I've heard some stories about
• 1:08:49
  him. Hey, am I getting through?
• 1:08:55
  It's me, Reticle Rimer Sayer in the area.
• 1:08:58
  Come find my skate shop by the beach.
• 1:09:00
  I'm going to hook you up. Whoa.
• 1:09:01
  Was that the lizard guy? Should we trust him?
• 1:09:04
  You know he want me over. I like that guy.
• 1:09:07
  Let's see what he wants. I think that's Replico Skate
• 1:09:16
  Shop over here. Oh, shit.
• 1:09:18
  What's up, dude? Glad you made it out of there
• 1:09:21
  alive. Thanks for coming by.
• 1:09:23
  Check out the merch. All totally legal.
• 1:09:26
  Seriously. So sorry about attacking you
• 1:09:29
  before. No hard feelings.
• 1:09:31
  I'm a change man. I want to do whatever I can to
• 1:09:34
  help. Consider it forgotten.
• 1:09:36
  Here, take this as a gesture at Goodwill.
• 1:09:40
  Thank you, my man. This is great.
• 1:09:42
  All right, good. Now that that's dealt with,
• 1:09:45
  you're going to need a ticket to get onto that ship.
• 1:09:47
  I hacked into their passenger logs.
• 1:09:49
  Looks like not everyone's boarded yet.
• 1:09:51
  Got any leads? Gene, Yeah, my informant network
• 1:09:54
  is pointing us towards some local beach bar.
• 1:09:56
  Pink Bellies. Some guy blabbing about having
• 1:09:59
  an extra ticket. That sounds promising.
• 1:10:01
  All right, head to Pink Bellies right away.
• 1:10:03
  Good luck. Great.
• 1:10:04
  We'll head that way. Keep on dashing dude.
• 1:10:53
  you're going to want sweet this one.
• 1:11:09
  Put your step dump into play. You're going to have to find
• 1:11:21
  another lug BLOB if you want to go through that door.
• 1:11:30
  Come on, you're there. You are you.
• 1:11:32
  Little lug BLOB bastard. Let's get this.
• 1:11:34
  Thing on that power. Panel.
• 1:11:49
  Anybody who causes you out of the face isn't looking at it
• 1:11:52
  right. Is that pink stocks giant head
• 1:11:58
  we're walking through? God I can't wait to kill this
• 1:12:01
  guy. So annoying.
• 1:12:06
  Just between you and me, I just fell off the wagon.
• 1:12:11
  No, no, no, no. Not for alcohol.
• 1:12:13
  I was addicted to going to the beach.
• 1:12:22
  All right, You're at Pink Bellies.
• 1:12:24
  Our Intel says that the ticket holder is a Gatalian.
• 1:12:27
  That should make them easy to spot.
• 1:12:30
  Another one. Bar keep.
• 1:12:32
  Keep them coming. Keep them coming.
• 1:12:36
  Hello, there. Is it OK if we send you?
• 1:12:38
  Yeah. Be my guest, I could use the
• 1:12:41
  company. OK.
• 1:12:42
  My wife just ditched me over an argument and now I've got to go
• 1:12:46
  on a very expensive weekend cruise all by myself.
• 1:12:51
  Bingo. That's the whole guy.
• 1:12:53
  And he's got his bad ticket. Just a buddy up to him and keep
• 1:12:57
  him happy. Hey, you got some gatlings just
• 1:13:01
  like me. This is Small world.
• 1:13:05
  My name is Travis. Nice to meet you.
• 1:13:09
  So what's your deal? Who cares?
• 1:13:19
  Let's party. Oh, now we're talking my
• 1:13:21
  language. I like you guys.
• 1:13:23
  I'll tell you what. You want to be my drinking buddy
• 1:13:26
  tonight? I'm not going to sulk all night
• 1:13:28
  just because. Jazz night here.
• 1:13:30
  Jazz my wife, by the way. Fuck, not really.
• 1:13:36
  I love her, God. I love.
• 1:13:37
  Her so much. I love her so.
• 1:13:39
  Much and here when we fight like this, it's OK.
• 1:13:46
  Why don't you just put her out of your mind and just have a
• 1:13:48
  good time be in the moment. Hey, can we get 2 sats over
• 1:13:51
  here? That's for like it.
• 1:13:53
  Let's get fucking wild tonight. Fuck yeah.
• 1:14:00
  Just you and me, baby. A bunch of party animals.
• 1:14:05
  No wiping sight. Who gives a shit about my
• 1:14:08
  beautiful, sexy wife? I sure don't.
• 1:14:11
  Oh. God I miss my beautiful sexy.
• 1:14:22
  Wife, I love you baby. Just keep up happy, do whatever
• 1:14:26
  it takes. We need that ticket.
• 1:14:33
  All right, Travis, forget about Jan.
• 1:14:35
  It's dead time. Oh, yeah.
• 1:14:37
  We're going to nail this good one.
• 1:14:42
  Let's go. Let's dance.
• 1:14:48
  Oh, man, we suck. Hey, you notice something?
• 1:14:52
  You're good. Hey, listen to me.
• 1:14:54
  Look at me. I'm just telling you, you're
• 1:14:56
  very, very good at what you do. You're a natural.
• 1:15:04
  Who do we who we can't be? We can't dance at all.
• 1:15:21
  It's gone too fast, right? That's not me.
• 1:15:24
  It's baby. We didn't take that game.
• 1:15:27
  You and me for no piece of shit. Hey, come on.
• 1:15:32
  Yeah. We're just trying to play a
• 1:15:34
  friendly game. Grow up.
• 1:15:35
  Fuck you. Yeah, fuck you.
• 1:15:39
  All right. Show them.
• 1:15:45
  Travis is squeezy #1 darts players ever suck our shit.
• 1:15:52
  We didn't know you'd be like this when we agreed to play.
• 1:16:19
  Oh man, you suck at this. Come on, we're trying.
• 1:16:25
  Boo. You suck.
• 1:16:27
  Get better. OK, I'm sure you're going to get
• 1:16:29
  the next. 1. All right, got to cut you 2 off.
• 1:16:41
  You've had enough. You're making a.
• 1:16:43
  Come on. Boo.
• 1:16:44
  Fuck you. Try me one tricky.
• 1:16:46
  Try me one. Drink gate.
• 1:16:48
  Keep them happy. Think of something.
• 1:16:51
  Hey, hey, hey. Get my good side.
• 1:16:54
  Make me look really hot. I want you to draw me extra,
• 1:16:57
  extra hot. Hey, how's it looking?
• 1:17:00
  Are you making me extra hot? Hey, what if I was a secret
• 1:17:02
  agent? Make me a secret agent.
• 1:17:07
  Oh. Oh.
• 1:17:07
  Should we send this to Jan after you're done?
• 1:17:09
  She might want to see it. Oh God.
• 1:17:12
  I. Wish she was here.
• 1:17:15
  You're taking too long. Come on, finish up.
• 1:17:17
  Show me. I want to see.
• 1:17:19
  Oh, fuck yeah. I'm ready to go.
• 1:17:27
  This night's never going to end. Now you.
• 1:17:29
  Now you. I've never.
• 1:17:33
  It's. Fine, trust me, it's fine.
• 1:17:35
  You got to do it. Keep them happy.
• 1:17:37
  It's fine. I think it's just coke, a little
• 1:17:40
  powder. Oh.
• 1:17:43
  Fuck. Oh, fuck.
• 1:17:46
  Let's go kill someone. Oh, you're a mess with Travis.
• 1:17:49
  Let this be a lesson to you. Fuck you.
• 1:17:52
  We're just here to liberate guessing.
• 1:17:54
  Yeah. Why are you picking up play with
• 1:17:55
  us? We're just humble
• 1:17:56
  environmentalists. I found the answer.
• 1:17:59
  Shit, shit. What are we doing?
• 1:18:03
  No, no worries. You're under arrest.
• 1:18:05
  Come out with your hands up. Fuck you.
• 1:18:07
  You're gay. Come on.
• 1:18:09
  What is it, 1999? Yeah, what are you?
• 1:18:11
  Doing everyone's gay in space. Fine and fuck you.
• 1:18:15
  You're straight. Come on.
• 1:18:17
  No, Nah, I'm gay. Wow, you guys are so cool.
• 1:18:31
  I I, I feel like we're really connected here, You know, I feel
• 1:18:35
  like, man, this is crazy, but what if oh man, I can't even say
• 1:18:43
  it. I think we're in no.
• 1:18:45
  Go on, say it. This is crazy.
• 1:18:47
  This is crazy. This is crazy.
• 1:18:50
  What if. OK, I have this extra ticket,
• 1:18:54
  Right? Because Jen's being such a
• 1:18:56
  bitch. A bitch.
• 1:18:58
  Sorry. She's not a bitch.
• 1:18:59
  She's not a bitch. She's not, but she's not here
• 1:19:02
  and you are so like, what if we went on this cruise together,
• 1:19:07
  right? And then I just give you a
• 1:19:09
  chance. Ticket bingo, Travis, we would
• 1:19:12
  love that. You would love that.
• 1:19:14
  Really. Oh my God.
• 1:19:15
  Oh my God, I'm so happy. This is going to be so much fun.
• 1:19:19
  We're going to have so much, right?
• 1:19:23
  So much fun. Oh, man, we went pretty hard
• 1:19:30
  with that Travis guy, didn't we? My readings indicate that Travis
• 1:19:33
  is waiting for you on the pink line, Panacea.
• 1:19:36
  Good. You're all set to board a ship,
• 1:19:38
  head on over to the docks. Once you're inside, just find a
• 1:19:40
  way to get a loan with pink stock.
• 1:19:42
  And then? Do a minute.
• 1:20:07
  Here to board the Pink Line Panacea.
• 1:20:09
  You must be our last passengers. Let me just scan your tickets
• 1:20:12
  real quick. Oh my.
• 1:20:14
  I'm so sorry. I didn't realize you were VIP
• 1:20:16
  ticket holder or something. Please go on ahead.
• 1:20:19
  Have a wonderful stay aboard the Pink Line Panacea.
• 1:20:22
  Thanks. So not so fast assholes.
• 1:20:25
  We know who you are trade. Off US buttons.
• 1:20:30
  Gluttons are proud found. We can't let you leave alive.
• 1:20:35
  Get a boy show your the outlaw turn on their own.
• 1:20:45
  How could you break the bounty hunter cowboy?
• 1:20:48
  You're trash. Outlaw trash.
• 1:20:50
  We aren't the bad guys here, I swear.
• 1:20:55
  Sleep struggling. We're going to get your bounty
• 1:20:57
  and cash out. Just be glad you're dealing with
• 1:21:06
  us and not Craig himself. But then again, you're not even
• 1:21:10
  worth a minute of our possible time.
• 1:21:15
  Keep fighting. We can take them easily.
• 1:21:17
  We're the biggest, fastest bounty team in the galley.
• 1:21:25
  You're putting up five packs. Maybe we will have to call all.
• 1:21:35
  Right. Looks like some man.
• 1:22:03
  Everybody time out, time out. She's reaching.
• 1:22:08
  She's like you. Oh, wow.
• 1:22:12
  Look. At that you're.
• 1:22:13
  So lucky to share this. Dream.
• 1:22:16
  So true, my friend. So true.
• 1:22:18
  She's an Angel. We didn't do anything to you.
• 1:22:21
  I don't understand. We didn't do anything.
• 1:22:34
  What the fucker. Damn it, I've been so headed our
• 1:22:48
  way I have to tie this pressure to nanosecond.
• 1:23:53
  Reaction time, especially in nanoseconds.
• 1:24:04
  Extermination, and then that. Looks pretty tough.
• 1:24:07
  Our bouncy hundreds like that was going to be after us forever
• 1:24:10
  now. All right, guys, enough
• 1:24:11
  celebrating. Let's get on the ship.
• 1:24:13
  He's fine. You guys are fun to stab.
• 1:24:15
  I say let him call him their big boss.
• 1:24:17
  I want to stab him, too. Sorry, Knifey.
• 1:24:19
  We need to stay under the radar here.
• 1:24:21
  No pissing off their boss, Craig.
• 1:24:23
  OK, OK. I've been on a lot of
• 1:24:39
  spaceships, but I guess I've never actually been on a regular
• 1:24:42
  seaship. Hello esteemed guest, and
• 1:24:48
  welcome to the Pink Line Panacea, a monument to those
• 1:24:51
  who. Dare.
• 1:24:52
  Billionaires, they're really making us walk through this
• 1:24:54
  whole thing. That guy on the video, that's
• 1:24:56
  who we're here to kill, right? Oh, there you are, my player.
• 1:25:00
  Yeah, my #1 yeah, me and this party animal went WILD last
• 1:25:07
  night. Yes Siri, Oh my God, I am still
• 1:25:10
  recovering. Oh, there with you.
• 1:25:11
  Yeah, yeah, my plus one. Great.
• 1:25:14
  You've signed up for the VIP murder mystery party experience
• 1:25:18
  and oh, the spice up your marriage package.
• 1:25:22
  Really. This weirdo is your wife?
• 1:25:26
  Yeah, definitely, definitely, for sure.
• 1:25:29
  We're married and I love her very much.
• 1:25:31
  What are you humophobic? No, I just heard human brains
• 1:25:35
  are way smaller than ours. Isn't that kind of like being
• 1:25:38
  married to a dog? Hey, look buddy, don't believe
• 1:25:40
  everything you hear on the news. Just let my beautiful wife
• 1:25:43
  through. I'm fine.
• 1:25:44
  Just got to make sure they're not bringing any weapons on
• 1:25:46
  board. 1st, please step on through the weapon detector
• 1:25:49
  here. How's this going to go?
• 1:25:51
  This could be trouble. Hold on.
• 1:25:54
  That's a lot of weapons and a knife.
• 1:25:57
  What are you trying to pull here?
• 1:26:00
  Not really. Weapons.
• 1:26:00
  Oh, no, no, no, no. Sorry.
• 1:26:02
  They're they're just like me. Sorry about that.
• 1:26:03
  Aliens that look just like weapons.
• 1:26:05
  Sorry. You've got a ticket.
• 1:26:07
  They don't. I can only let you and your
• 1:26:09
  human. Through.
• 1:26:10
  Going to have to confiscate the others for the remainder of the
• 1:26:13
  trip. Shit.
• 1:26:14
  Sorry guys, this is bad. How the hell are you going to
• 1:26:17
  kill pink stock unarmed? I think we just got to do what
• 1:26:19
  he says. OK, Don't worry.
• 1:26:21
  We'll figure something out, Ben. Now, let's move this along.
• 1:26:28
  This will only be for a bit. We'll see you soon.
• 1:26:30
  Bye. Bye.
• 1:26:31
  I'll miss you. All right.
• 1:26:35
  Looks good. We'll hold on to these until the
• 1:26:37
  end of your trip. Sick.
• 1:26:39
  Let's keep the party going. Yeah.
• 1:26:42
  Hey, you're going to have to carry me.
• 1:26:43
  The battery's dead on this thing.
• 1:26:52
  Hell, yeah, Travis. Locked and loaded, baby.
• 1:26:55
  Well, the least you're aunt again.
• 1:26:57
  You're good to proceed. Enjoy your stay aboard the Pink
• 1:27:00
  Line, Panacea. Yeah, baby, let's do this.
• 1:27:02
  Just you and me against the world.
• 1:27:04
  Forget about my old life. I'm here to party forever and
• 1:27:08
  never think about my old life ever again.
• 1:27:12
  And oh, yeah, you. You can try to find your friends
• 1:27:14
  too, I guess. Oh, looking at the Finery
• 1:27:18
  Boutique, you know we need to find some fancy suits for the
• 1:27:20
  murder mystery party. Trust me, it's a priority.
• 1:27:23
  And then we'll find your friends.
• 1:27:27
  Hello and welcome to the Pink Stock Finery Boutique.
• 1:27:31
  My name is Thurston Goodwill, the preeminent tutorial expert
• 1:27:35
  on Circuit Arcadia. How may I assist you?
• 1:27:39
  We're going to Pink Stocks Murder Mystery Party tonight,
• 1:27:41
  and we need to look good. So what do you got for us,
• 1:27:45
  Thurston? My, my, the murder mystery
• 1:27:48
  party. Oh, we've got a couple of VIPs
• 1:27:51
  here. I can certainly help with that.
• 1:27:53
  But first, I need to assess your fashion auras.
• 1:27:59
  Tell me, what do you want your new look to say about you?
• 1:28:12
  I wanted to say my marriage is totally fine.
• 1:28:15
  Whoa. Not sure where that came from.
• 1:28:18
  My marriage is totally fine. Jan and I just, you know, we did
• 1:28:22
  a little snag. I see.
• 1:28:25
  OK, next question. Do you feel secure and confident
• 1:28:28
  in yourself as a person? Oh, I see what you're saying.
• 1:28:37
  I'm a fucking mess, aren't I? Everyone can tell, can't they?
• 1:28:40
  OK. I'm sorry.
• 1:28:41
  I'm sorry. Play yourself together, Travis.
• 1:28:43
  Jesus Christ. Oh, just pull yourself together.
• 1:28:46
  Travis. Thank you for being honest with
• 1:28:49
  me. OK, last question.
• 1:28:51
  Have you ever let down someone you love?
• 1:28:55
  Is that really relevant? It is.
• 1:28:57
  Answer. Have you ever let down someone
• 1:29:00
  you love? No, no, no, I never.
• 1:29:09
  I Oh God, yeah. I miss you so much.
• 1:29:15
  I'll do whatever it takes to win you back.
• 1:29:18
  I need to be there for you. I need to be there for myself.
• 1:29:21
  I'll go to therapy like you asked.
• 1:29:23
  I'll do anything. Josh.
• 1:29:25
  You're OK, baby. You're OK.
• 1:29:27
  Everything's OK. Thank you, Thurston.
• 1:29:30
  I'll be better. I'll be better.
• 1:29:32
  Yes, you will be. And I've got just the suit for
• 1:29:35
  both of you to fix all your. Problems.
• 1:29:39
  Wow, look at them. They're perfect.
• 1:29:44
  Oh, we're going to look so good. You'll be icons.
• 1:29:48
  I'll have them both sent up to your suite.
• 1:29:50
  That'll be 10,000 pesos. Worth it.
• 1:29:52
  Charge it to my room. These are on me, pal.
• 1:29:55
  You got it. Good luck at the murder mystery
• 1:29:57
  party. Thanks, Thurston, baby.
• 1:29:59
  You're the best. All right.
• 1:30:00
  Now maybe we can find the others.
• 1:30:02
  Oh, man, we are going to look so good finding your friends.
• 1:30:05
  That's right. I didn't forget.
• 1:30:07
  I know it's important to you that we find them.
• 1:30:10
  I am not an ass. Oh, I have an idea.
• 1:30:14
  Have we checked the museum? That's where I would be if I
• 1:30:17
  were them. And I'm not just saying that
• 1:30:19
  because I want to see the museum.
• 1:30:21
  But hey, two birds, one stone. Maybe this is the last errand.
• 1:30:26
  Hello. Hey, I'm my recent dark start
• 1:30:29
  during and thank you. I'd like to welcome to the
• 1:30:31
  landing story in the Cultural Center.
• 1:30:34
  Press a button on any exhibit to hear incredible true pink stock
• 1:30:38
  stories straight from the billionaire horse's mouth.
• 1:30:40
  Go ahead. This is the actual fedora from
• 1:30:43
  Earth movie. Dunston checks in worn by
• 1:30:46
  Dunston in the film. This was very hard to obtain and
• 1:30:50
  is my prized possession. I need that fedora.
• 1:30:54
  It's perfect. Think about how good it would
• 1:30:56
  look on me. Seriously, let's get it out of
• 1:30:58
  there. Come on, nobody's looking.
• 1:31:01
  Get it out of there. Do this and I'll really help you
• 1:31:04
  find your friends for real this time.
• 1:31:05
  God. Remember, we need to keep them
• 1:31:07
  happy. Maybe there's some way we can
• 1:31:09
  get that fedora out of there for him.
• 1:31:11
  I mean, am I crazy? We got to get that fedora.
• 1:31:14
  That display case looks pretty tough.
• 1:31:16
  If you want it that bad, we're. Going to have to.
• 1:31:17
  Find some way to break it open. This is the Dick from one of my
• 1:31:39
  lab's organic bio weapons. That's right.
• 1:31:42
  We braid them with big Dicks. It's important to the research.
• 1:31:46
  Now, you might notice that this one isn't circumcised.
• 1:31:50
  How about you give it a try yourself?
• 1:31:53
  Go ahead and use those buttons to control my circumcision
• 1:31:56
  laser. It's fun.
• 1:31:57
  Hey, hey, perfect, perfect. Let's use this laser to bust
• 1:32:00
  open the case with the fedora. That could work.
• 1:32:11
  Thanks. Please only circumcise the
• 1:32:14
  intended target. Sorry sorry shit.
• 1:32:18
  I know it's not a real talking head, I'm just nervous about the
• 1:32:22
  fedora. Not to burn anything.
• 1:32:48
  We don't want to get in trouble. Please be careful with the
• 1:32:57
  circumcision laser. The giant head is mad at us.
• 1:33:01
  Just get the laser to the fedora.
• 1:33:05
  What are you doing with that laser?
• 1:33:15
  You keep on lasering. Don't mind me, I'm just enjoying
• 1:33:18
  the museum. That.
• 1:33:27
  Laser's getting a little. Close, don't you think?
• 1:33:29
  Careful, careful. Just make it to the Fedora.
• 1:34:35
  Sorry I'm sweating so much. I just need that Fedora.
• 1:35:01
  Oh, wait, I'm OK. Good thing I got this laser
• 1:35:04
  proof suit from Thurston Goodwill suit shop.
• 1:35:08
  Sorry, Thurston pays me to do this spiel is a little bit of
• 1:35:10
  guerrilla marketing. Look, I get a free cruise out of
• 1:35:13
  it. OK?
• 1:35:16
  The way you use this laser. So sure of yourself.
• 1:35:19
  I'm. I'm impressed.
• 1:35:27
  Please only use the circumcision laser for its intended purpose.
• 1:35:30
  Cheerful. We've got to get that fedora.
• 1:35:37
  Hells. Yes.
• 1:35:38
  OK, now quick. Get the fedora.
• 1:35:42
  Oh, my God. How do I look?
• 1:35:44
  Right. OK, let's take a look around.
• 1:35:47
  We'll find them, I promise. Now that I look this good, I can
• 1:35:51
  find anything. Panacea.
• 1:35:53
  Guess please avoid the Lido direction.
• 1:35:56
  The guy being we're experiencing a spot of knife related trouble
• 1:35:59
  at the teen zone. Do not worry, the teens are
• 1:36:02
  safe. All will be resolved.
• 1:36:04
  Quickly do not. Go to the Lido deck.
• 1:36:07
  That is all. Hey, it sounds like they're
• 1:36:09
  talking about your knife friend. What was his name?
• 1:36:11
  Knife Foe? Yep, that was definitely about
• 1:36:13
  knifey. Perfect, let's just hop up to
• 1:36:15
  the Lido deck and grab them. See the problem solved itself.
• 1:36:50
  Sorry for the trouble. We'll have the situation
• 1:36:52
  resolved momentarily. This is teen territory.
• 1:36:55
  Hey, we're cool. We support the cause.
• 1:36:57
  OK. But that knife is a friend of
• 1:36:59
  ours. Is that so?
• 1:37:01
  Well, how about this? You proved to us that you're
• 1:37:04
  cool, and we'll talk. You skate.
• 1:37:07
  You better believe we skate and. Let's.
• 1:37:09
  See it We rearranged the skateboarding letter to say
• 1:37:12
  something nasty you hop on your board and collect them all and
• 1:37:18
  we'll. Go from.
• 1:37:19
  There, you're on. OK, you handle this?
• 1:37:22
  Because I have no idea how to skate.
• 1:37:26
  OK, Wow. Big walk.
• 1:37:28
  Anyone can get a single letter. You're pretty good at skiing.
• 1:37:46
  Nobody will mess with US teams ever again.
• 1:37:49
  Wow, what have you learned to ride like that?
• 1:37:51
  Holy shit, take one more letter, they're going to pull it off.
• 1:37:56
  This is a nightmare. We we're wrong about you.
• 1:38:11
  Come, come over here. Let's talk.
• 1:38:14
  All right. We're impressed, But there's one
• 1:38:17
  last thing we want you to do for us before we give you your night
• 1:38:22
  back. Just do it.
• 1:38:23
  They've got me over a barrel here.
• 1:38:24
  That's right. You got to do what we say.
• 1:38:31
  Why? We want you to launch it
• 1:38:34
  overboard for us. Why?
• 1:38:36
  For the thrill. Yeah.
• 1:38:38
  But we're the ones doing it, not you.
• 1:38:40
  You wouldn't get it. Just do it and end this
• 1:38:43
  nightmare. All right.
• 1:38:43
  OK. Well, if we're doing this, I can
• 1:38:46
  help. I can do a cool trick with my
• 1:38:48
  trick hole that juggles lug blobs, pops them right up into
• 1:38:50
  the air. Yeah, it's great, Jan.
• 1:38:52
  Never appreciated it. Go ahead.
• 1:38:54
  I'll show you. Coward.
• 1:39:00
  Loser. Chicken.
• 1:39:08
  They're scared, too scared to throw a little love BLOB over
• 1:39:11
  the side of a cruise ship. Oh, shoot it again.
• 1:39:14
  You can keep juggling it. Watch.
• 1:39:17
  I promise you, it's a neat trick.
• 1:39:19
  Just shoot the love BLOB when you shoot the love BLOB.
• 1:39:21
  Hell yeah. You're a legend.
• 1:39:28
  All right, Come over here. Let's talk.
• 1:39:32
  You really proved yourself today.
• 1:39:34
  We watch you out there. Skating is spelling gonads.
• 1:39:39
  But that was so sick and funny. It got us thinking.
• 1:39:42
  Even really old people like you can be teased.
• 1:39:46
  We're not so different after all.
• 1:39:49
  I don't think this human is actually that much older than
• 1:39:51
  you. Exactly.
• 1:39:52
  We're not so different after all.
• 1:39:55
  So here, take your friend back. Yay, I'm back.
• 1:40:02
  You rescued me from those scary teenagers.
• 1:40:05
  How exciting. It's over.
• 1:40:08
  I'm just glad this was all settled without anyone getting
• 1:40:11
  hurt. I threw a fucking lug BLOB
• 1:40:13
  overboard. Hey, fucked up Tony.
• 1:40:15
  Real. Good.
• 1:40:17
  Kidding. You the traitor.
• 1:40:19
  I hold a huge bounty. I knew we'd find you here.
• 1:40:23
  Attack buttons. Oh, man, you pissed off the
• 1:40:25
  buttons, Buttons. And you have a bounty on your
• 1:40:28
  head. Oh, great.
• 1:40:29
  We're fucking grow up. It's just the weak ones.
• 1:40:33
  At least that big boss Craig Button isn't he?
• 1:40:36
  And we'd be in trouble. Oh, hey, hey, hey.
• 1:40:39
  I don't know these people. I'm just a sad loser whose wife
• 1:40:42
  is probably about to divorce me. Pity me.
• 1:40:45
  Pity me. Please.
• 1:40:45
  Pity me. Good
• 1:41:30
  be about it. You really need some armor.
• 1:41:32
  What are you doing? You're good.
• 1:41:38
  Buttons. Retreat.
• 1:41:39
  We'll need the box to handle this one.
• 1:41:41
  Yeah, that's right. Run away.
• 1:41:43
  Run away. Oh, my God.
• 1:41:44
  My horse racing. That felt good.
• 1:41:46
  That felt real good. Let's just hope they don't
• 1:41:49
  regroup and strike back with their boss.
• 1:41:51
  Craig. Yep, we sure did.
• 1:41:56
  Knife. He saved the day again.
• 1:42:00
  Yeah, I know I was. Yeah, obviously.
• 1:42:03
  Me too, right? Yeah.
• 1:42:05
  Everyone was sick. Well, let's let's keep this
• 1:42:08
  entire thing a secret, OK? That way I get to keep my job
• 1:42:11
  and none of you get kicked off the ship.
• 1:42:13
  I don't give a shit. Fine by us.
• 1:42:15
  Godspeed. All right, teen party is over.
• 1:42:19
  Let's get you all back to your parents.
• 1:42:20
  Fuck you, Hitler. That's really his name.
• 1:42:23
  That's his name. God damn it.
• 1:42:24
  Hey, what do you say we head back to the atrium and collect
• 1:42:26
  our thoughts? Please teens, I respectfully
• 1:42:29
  request your respect. You're a puck ass bitch of an
• 1:42:32
  adult. Why don't?
• 1:42:33
  You go die. Hey, Nifo, Where's the rest of
• 1:42:40
  your team? We've been worried sick.
• 1:42:42
  Fuck if I know. I got separated.
• 1:42:44
  They're probably all dead now. Shit.
• 1:42:46
  That was our last lead. Oh, you're coming from the Lido
• 1:42:49
  deck. I heard there was a disturbance.
• 1:42:51
  You don't happen to know anything about that now, do you?
• 1:42:55
  Do we know what happened? I don't need to scan you.
• 1:42:59
  Don't worry. It's just protocol.
• 1:43:02
  Oh, my God. Avip guest.
• 1:43:04
  My apologies for suspecting a guest of your stature of any
• 1:43:08
  wrongdoing. I am at your beck.
• 1:43:10
  End call. Here's the key to your VIP
• 1:43:13
  suite. You know, you should really head
• 1:43:15
  to your room and rest up for the party.
• 1:43:18
  You'll need to be in tip top shape.
• 1:43:20
  Mr. Pink Stock won't accept anything less.
• 1:43:23
  You got it, my dude. Thanks.
• 1:43:25
  Oh, it's my pleasure. Good luck tonight.
• 1:43:30
  Hey, I guess let's just check out our sweep.
• 1:43:32
  It's almost party time. Attention, fantasy, A guess.
• 1:43:40
  All of the IP level guests invited to Larry Pinkstock's
• 1:43:43
  Murder Mystery Party should return to your cabins and
• 1:43:45
  prepare. The party will begin at
• 1:43:47
  nightfall. That is all.
• 1:43:49
  Oh God damn it, we're out of time.
• 1:43:51
  What are we going to do? Hey, tough luck.
• 1:43:54
  Oh nuts. Let's just call it and check out
• 1:43:56
  the mech Walker they hooked me up with.
• 1:43:58
  That's a top end Model 01 bed. Sorry, it's supposed to be for
• 1:44:04
  me and Jan but I guess we can share it.
• 1:44:08
  That's not too weird. You should get some rest.
• 1:44:10
  Remember you're down a few members so you'll need every
• 1:44:13
  edge you can get for the party. So best friend nap time.
• 1:44:33
  You know what, you're pretty cool.
• 1:44:35
  I was feeling a little bummed when my wife cancelled on me,
• 1:44:38
  but it turned out to be a blessing in disguise because I
• 1:44:41
  met you. Thanks for spending so much time
• 1:44:43
  with me all day. I know you were worried about
• 1:44:46
  your friends, so it means a lot to me that you gave me all that
• 1:44:48
  attention. And we will find your friends
• 1:44:51
  and we'll find them after the party, I promise.
• 1:44:53
  I just had a lot on my mind, you know, with Jan and all.
• 1:44:56
  But we'll definitely find you. I just hope it's not over
• 1:45:00
  between us. I really love her, you know?
• 1:45:03
  She's the most beautiful Gatlin in the world.
• 1:45:05
  I swear, if you saw her, you'd be so jealous.
• 1:45:09
  How the hell did a guy like me ever end up with her?
• 1:45:14
  I'm so lucky. I can't let this fall apart.
• 1:45:20
  And that's when I knew I was for sure not gay.
• 1:45:22
  I mean, I don't have anything against it, especially since
• 1:45:24
  almost everyone in space is at least a little gay.
• 1:45:27
  You know, you humans are kind of regressive in that way.
• 1:45:29
  But still, it's just not for me. I mean, I did get really good at
• 1:45:33
  blowjobs though. Really good.
• 1:45:35
  Oh my God, look at me. I'm going to turn heads tonight.
• 1:45:39
  I'm going to be the talk of the party.
• 1:45:47
  Oh, you look great. Seriously.
• 1:45:49
  Wow. All right, I'm good.
• 1:45:52
  Let's go. I was just coming to wake you.
• 1:45:59
  The other VIP guests have already gathered for the murder
• 1:46:02
  mystery party. You mustn't be late.
• 1:46:04
  Mr. Pinkstock won't stand for it.
• 1:46:06
  Please head to the Grand Hall. Lead the way.
• 1:46:09
  Oh, man, I wish we had the others.
• 1:46:11
  This is going to be tough without them.
• 1:46:13
  I just say your outfit is fantastic.
• 1:46:17
  You look great. See, they agree you'll be a big
• 1:46:26
  hit at the party. Maybe you'll even get a
• 1:46:28
  compliment from Mr. Pinkstock himself.
• 1:46:31
  Have you heard about his recent donations to Rhea
• 1:46:34
  Pharmaceuticals? I hear they're planning to
• 1:46:36
  legalize humans. That means Mr. Pinkstock is
• 1:46:40
  directly helping with that. He's truly such a generous man.
• 1:46:44
  I used to smoke some humans a bit myself back before they
• 1:46:48
  became a sanctioned species. So I'm grateful that Mister
• 1:46:51
  Pinkstock is helping get you humans back onto the market
• 1:46:55
  safely, I might add. Obviously, the G3 handled the
• 1:46:59
  whole human situation very far. That won't happen with Rhea
• 1:47:03
  Pharma, I can tell. All right, we're almost there.
• 1:47:10
  Just a little bit more. OK.
• 1:47:18
  Just continue through these doors.
• 1:47:20
  Please. Enjoy the party.
• 1:47:26
  Oh good, the party hasn't started yet.
• 1:47:27
  I blew all my savings on the VIP tickets.
• 1:47:30
  So let's go to our buddies here. Schmooze a little Rebelbows with
• 1:47:33
  the richies. I mean, this could be huge for
• 1:47:36
  us. Look alive, soldier.
• 1:47:42
  Old pink stocks a wily one. We need to keep a guard up and
• 1:47:46
  our wits about us. Oh, hey there sweetie.
• 1:47:53
  I can tell you're no one of Larry's typical friends, and
• 1:47:57
  that's a good thing. Not sure how you got mixed in
• 1:48:01
  all this. I'll have you know my father,
• 1:48:12
  the King of Pontarion, could have you executed for speaking
• 1:48:15
  to me out of turn. Be gone while I still have my
• 1:48:17
  patience. Who are you?
• 1:48:24
  Seems Larry's just letting anyone into these affairs these
• 1:48:27
  days, isn't he? Oh, it's starting already.
• 1:48:33
  Hello my. Esteemed guest, you know me, of
• 1:48:36
  course, Larry Pinkstock, richest man on Circuit Arcadia.
• 1:48:40
  Thank you all for coming tonight.
• 1:48:42
  I'm happy to share. Another evening of intrigue and
• 1:48:45
  drama with some old friends, some old flames, some royalty,
• 1:48:49
  and it seems, even a stranger or two.
• 1:48:53
  But no matter if you've got the funds and know how to have made
• 1:48:57
  it into this room, rest assured you will be allowed to
• 1:49:00
  participate in the latest and greatest of my famous murder
• 1:49:03
  mystery gallows. So without any further ado, I
• 1:49:10
  thought he was going to suddenly appear or something if.
• 1:49:12
  You've had the. Honor of attending a previous
• 1:49:14
  gala. You may think you know how.
• 1:49:16
  Events will progress. Tonight, but you are wrong.
• 1:49:18
  You're all in for a delicious treat. 00.
• 1:49:23
  He's going to. Pop out of the cake.
• 1:49:26
  Oh no, that would be too obvious.
• 1:49:28
  This guy's a genius. He's mind fucking us right now.
• 1:49:33
  Trust nothing, question everything.
• 1:49:37
  The stakes are higher than they've ever been before.
• 1:49:40
  So because everything you are about to experience is 100%
• 1:49:44
  real, That's right, for the first time ever, this won't
• 1:49:47
  simply be a game. No.
• 1:49:49
  No, no, no, no. Not a game at all.
• 1:49:52
  For tonight, you will be solving my actual murder.
• 1:49:58
  Hey, hey, who's touching me? Put me down.
• 1:50:00
  Stop. Stop.
• 1:50:01
  Stop. Stop, Stop, stop.
• 1:50:02
  You're going to. You're going to.
• 1:50:02
  You're going to. Oh my God.
• 1:50:12
  Heavens. What's going on over there?
• 1:50:13
  Do you need extraction? I.
• 1:50:17
  Can't. Tell I I think he's really dead.
• 1:50:20
  Oh shit, you're locked in. Hey everyone, it's me again.
• 1:50:25
  Larry Pink stuff. Where's that voice coming from?
• 1:50:28
  I thought he was dead. If you're hearing this
• 1:50:30
  prerecorded message, that means I'm now actually dead and the
• 1:50:34
  murder mystery has begun. How far?
• 1:50:38
  I've got no clue was real or not anymore.
• 1:50:42
  Here's the twist. One of you is the killer.
• 1:50:48
  You can't leave until someone figures it out.
• 1:50:51
  It was a gun. Yes, we all heard it.
• 1:50:53
  What? Me.
• 1:50:55
  No, no. Someone picked me up.
• 1:50:57
  Someone used me. Back me up here, buddy.
• 1:50:59
  I'm not the murderer. I'm the murder weapon.
• 1:51:02
  Seems to me like you're trying to pin it on one of us.
• 1:51:05
  Why don't we all come down a bit?
• 1:51:07
  Investigate, interrogate, do whatever it takes to find my
• 1:51:11
  true killer. When you're ready to solve the
• 1:51:13
  case, step up here and press the big red button.
• 1:51:18
  But beware, you only get one chance.
• 1:51:21
  Good luck. I'll just go hit the button and
• 1:51:23
  say it was the gun. All in agreement.
• 1:51:25
  Wait, hold on. A minute, just give the gun a
• 1:51:29
  chance to defend himself. We're still not even sure if
• 1:51:33
  this is real or not. Yeah, yeah, Pick me up.
• 1:51:35
  I'll prove it wasn't. Me, whatever, just make it
• 1:51:38
  quick. I've got room service waiting
• 1:51:40
  for me back in my suite. All right, all right.
• 1:51:52
  If we want to clear my name, we're going to have to solve
• 1:51:53
  this mystery for one year. Whoever was holding me knew what
• 1:51:56
  they were doing. They definitely had firearms
• 1:51:58
  experience. And I think I smelled some
• 1:52:01
  perfume. Something rosy.
• 1:52:03
  We can work with that. Let's start with those leads and
• 1:52:06
  look for anyone with the motive. I've just activated detective
• 1:52:09
  mode. This way you can keep track of
• 1:52:11
  all the clues we find during our investigation.
• 1:52:14
  I've put. Together a helpful little
• 1:52:15
  notepad for you to scribble on and you can use it to track all
• 1:52:18
  the guest motives and all the clues and who you think did it
• 1:52:20
  or couldn't have done it or or anything like that.
• 1:52:22
  Have fun. I'll let you handle it all
• 1:52:24
  yourself. But if you if you need my help,
• 1:52:26
  if you want me to keep track of things automatically, you can
• 1:52:28
  turn that on and I'll and I'll do it for you.
• 1:52:30
  So, so you let me know I'm here to help.
• 1:52:33
  Hi there. Mind if we ask you some
• 1:52:35
  questions about the murder big lady?
• 1:52:37
  Oh B, my gosh, The name's Sauberon.
• 1:52:40
  Let me know how can I help. Wow.
• 1:52:42
  That's opera mega star OB over on.
• 1:52:45
  I'm jealous. See if he can get an autograph
• 1:52:47
  for me. What do you think of the Admiral
• 1:52:52
  over there? Middle sessions.
• 1:52:54
  Kind of a stick in the mud, don't you think?
• 1:52:58
  You know, now that I think about it, I actually heard that Pink
• 1:53:02
  Star had some. They don't have.
• 1:53:04
  Use him to control the emblem military clear up plans for him
• 1:53:09
  to set up factories on or dump waste.
• 1:53:13
  I don't think the Amina was very happy about that arrangement.
• 1:53:20
  What do you think about the old woman over there?
• 1:53:22
  Adeline Moss. She's a bit harsh and very
• 1:53:27
  welcome in, as I'm sure you've noticed.
• 1:53:30
  Between. You and me, I'm putting you
• 1:53:33
  today so having money thing and she doesn't seem to think I
• 1:53:38
  belong in the same circles. What do you think about the
• 1:53:43
  Prince? Richard 12th the 8th Scary
• 1:53:47
  Family. I think that kid has a little
• 1:53:50
  crush on me, which will be cute. If I hadn't heard, he was a bit
• 1:53:56
  of a psychopath. Weird question, but do you mind
• 1:54:02
  if I sniff your hand real quick? Oh, sure, thanks.
• 1:54:05
  It'll only be a moment. That's it.
• 1:54:09
  That's the rosy scent I smelled. Oh, that's my perfume.
• 1:54:13
  Is there something wrong? Sorry, not authorized to speak
• 1:54:16
  about case details ma'am, get lost.
• 1:54:18
  Oh, OK then. So Oberon's wearing the right
• 1:54:22
  perfume. I hate to ask this, but do you
• 1:54:38
  have any experience with firearms?
• 1:54:39
  I'm sorry I never held a gun in my life.
• 1:54:47
  Apparently we know this guy, Jean, who's pretty into you.
• 1:54:51
  You down? What?
• 1:54:51
  You're going. You're ruining this for me.
• 1:54:54
  Stop. I'm on Jacks.
• 1:54:55
  I got this. He thinks you're pretty hot.
• 1:54:59
  Yeah. I've never actually met the guy,
• 1:55:01
  but he's got a great voice. Yeah.
• 1:55:03
  Here, let me put him on. No, Stop.
• 1:55:06
  Never. Mind, I think I passed, but
• 1:55:07
  thank you very much for letting me know.
• 1:55:10
  Fuck, why'd you do that? Jesus Christ I'm shaking.
• 1:55:14
  Do you think that no was final? I'll be here if you have any
• 1:55:21
  more questions. Mind if we ask you a few
• 1:55:27
  questions about the murder? No point, seeing as you clearly
• 1:55:31
  did it. A sure thing, soldier.
• 1:55:34
  Oh, that's Admiral Grok Sessions of the Umbellian Army.
• 1:55:37
  He's a tough customer with a history of violence.
• 1:55:40
  What can I help you with? Let me ask you something.
• 1:55:45
  What do you think about the Prince Richard?
• 1:55:47
  12th, The 8th. He's a.
• 1:55:49
  Brat. Spoiled rotten.
• 1:55:52
  You know, just between you and me, I heard pink Stocks got the
• 1:55:55
  whole royal family in his pocket.
• 1:55:57
  Somehow he's running the show like a shadow.
• 1:56:00
  King. Must have dirt on him.
• 1:56:03
  That's pretty interesting. What do you think about the old
• 1:56:10
  woman, Adeline Moss? She's old money.
• 1:56:13
  And she won't let you forget it either.
• 1:56:16
  You heard of Moss Cosmetics? That's her family.
• 1:56:20
  Mean, mean people. What do you think about the big
• 1:56:26
  lady? Oh, Obi Oberon.
• 1:56:28
  Have some respect, soldier. That's a world class opera
• 1:56:32
  singer right there. She's too nice for her own good.
• 1:56:36
  She won't make it long in these circles.
• 1:56:41
  Sorry, awkward question, but do you mind if I sniff your hand?
• 1:56:44
  What? Why?
• 1:56:45
  It's for the case. It'll only be a moment.
• 1:56:47
  If it'll get you, leave me alone.
• 1:56:50
  And fine. That's that's the rosy perfume I
• 1:56:54
  smelled earlier. It's faint, but it's there.
• 1:56:57
  What's this about? Nothing classified.
• 1:56:59
  Ignore us. Let's file that one away.
• 1:57:23
  So you're in the military. You have experience with
• 1:57:26
  firearms, right? Of course I do.
• 1:57:29
  I'll show you. I know more about guns than you
• 1:57:31
  could ever dream. And you are a gun, so he knows
• 1:57:36
  how to use a gun. Can you explain why you're
• 1:57:56
  wearing the same exact rosy perfume as OB Oberon?
• 1:58:02
  Oh idea, that's her perfume, right?
• 1:58:05
  Well, I must have brushed shoulders or something.
• 1:58:08
  Hardly worth investigating. Glad I could be of some help.
• 1:58:27
  Hey, kid, would you mind if we ask you a few questions about
• 1:58:30
  the murder? Kid, Kid, you must address me as
• 1:58:34
  Your Highness. Richard 12th, the 8th.
• 1:58:36
  Should you wish to further pursue this line of
• 1:58:38
  conversation. That's Richard 12th, the 8th of
• 1:58:40
  the royal eighth line. He's a real Prince.
• 1:58:43
  Don't piss him off. Sorry, Your Highness.
• 1:58:46
  Won't happen again. So.
• 1:58:51
  So what do you think about the Admiral?
• 1:58:54
  Admiral Sessions. Papa says the military is a tool
• 1:58:57
  for brutes, but a necessary one. That man exists to serve people
• 1:59:02
  like me, and for that I must applaud him.
• 1:59:06
  Otherwise, I try not to think about him.
• 1:59:10
  What do you think about the old woman?
• 1:59:12
  Oh, Adeline Moss. Very sexy.
• 1:59:15
  One of the most beautiful angels mine eyes have beheld.
• 1:59:17
  So hot. What do you think about the big
• 1:59:21
  lady? OB Oberon.
• 1:59:23
  A beautiful voice. 10 out of 10. Body.
• 1:59:25
  Extremely sexy. I desire her greatly.
• 1:59:28
  Papa says he may be able to arrange something.
• 1:59:30
  If only I would behave. Whatever that means.
• 1:59:35
  Do you mind if I sniff your hand?
• 1:59:38
  Why? It's for the investigation.
• 1:59:40
  It's important. Be quick about it then.
• 1:59:46
  Nah. Nothing.
• 1:59:48
  No scent at all. He's not wearing any perfume.
• 1:59:51
  Interesting. Maybe it wasn't him.
• 1:59:55
  I know you're young, but do you have any experience with
• 1:59:58
  firearms? Do I?
• 2:00:00
  Do I have experience with firearms?
• 2:00:04
  Like, you mean guns? No, no, not at all.
• 2:00:09
  Those things simply don't interest me.
• 2:00:12
  I feel like he's hiding something.
• 2:00:17
  Do you have any idea why Oberon and the Admiral are wearing the
• 2:00:21
  same perfume? You didn't hear it from me, but
• 2:00:23
  as I was observing the beautiful Miss Oberon from a distance last
• 2:00:27
  night, I spotted the Admiral getting a bit intimate with her.
• 2:00:32
  She can do a lot better, so much better.
• 2:00:36
  But yes, I assume their sense may have intermingled, though
• 2:00:41
  I'd rather not think about it. That lucky bastard.
• 2:00:44
  That's an explanation. Good.
• 2:00:53
  You're finished. Good evening.
• 2:00:59
  Mind if we ask you some questions about the murder?
• 2:01:02
  I'd really rather you didn't, but if you insist, that's
• 2:01:05
  Adeline. Moss of Moss Cosmetics.
• 2:01:07
  She runs in some very wealthy circles, so tread carefully.
• 2:01:11
  So what do you want to know? What do you think about the
• 2:01:17
  Admiral? Ugly, brutish military man
• 2:01:20
  doesn't belong here in the upper echelons of wealth and taste,
• 2:01:24
  and neither do you, for that matter.
• 2:01:27
  What do you think about the Prince?
• 2:01:29
  A disgrace to the 12th royal family name, but it's not his
• 2:01:33
  fault the poor child is fiercely inbred.
• 2:01:37
  What do you think about the big lady?
• 2:01:39
  New money and a talent as an opera singer is a dime a dozen.
• 2:01:44
  I despise when Larry opens the doors to celebrities.
• 2:01:48
  She has no understanding of the world or the circle she's
• 2:01:51
  running in now. If she didn't have that voice of
• 2:01:54
  hers, she wouldn't even be here. Do.
• 2:01:59
  You have any experience with firearms?
• 2:02:01
  Heavens no. I wouldn't even be able to fire
• 2:02:05
  off a gun without the recoil snapping my vertebrae.
• 2:02:08
  I've got very brittle bones, you see.
• 2:02:10
  It's a mark of the wealthy elite.
• 2:02:13
  Trusting if she's telling the truth, it couldn't have been
• 2:02:16
  her. So do you have any idea why
• 2:02:20
  Oberon and the Admiral were wearing the same rosy perfume?
• 2:02:25
  Oh do I ever. Those two have been flirting
• 2:02:28
  this whole trip. Trash attracts trash.
• 2:02:31
  I suppose. That rosy perfume is my own
• 2:02:35
  brand, I'll have you know, and it doesn't rub off so easy.
• 2:02:39
  You need some real skin on skin friction if you catch my drift.
• 2:02:44
  Oh, that's a big one. Better remember that.
• 2:02:49
  I trust that's everything then. Even more questions.
• 2:03:10
  Good luck with the investigation.
• 2:03:24
  Oh, poor guy pissed himself. I heard that happens when you
• 2:03:26
  die. Hey, you better keep track of
• 2:03:28
  this. It might be important.
• 2:03:29
  I don't know if that's true, but OK.
• 2:03:32
  I'll keep these clues on that table over there, you know, for
• 2:03:35
  if you want to review them later.
• 2:03:50
  Yeah, better take a look at what we found so far.
• 2:04:01
  All right, are you absolutely certain you know who the killer
• 2:04:04
  was? Because if you press this,
• 2:04:06
  there's no going back. All right, then I guess let's do
• 2:04:11
  this. Good luck.
• 2:04:14
  All right, everyone, listen up. We know who the killer is.
• 2:04:23
  This ought to be good. I bet you didn't solve shit.
• 2:04:27
  Go on, then, tell us who killed Larry Pinkstock.
• 2:04:54
  I? I don't know.
• 2:04:57
  For fuck's sake. Well, thanks for wasting
• 2:04:59
  everyone's goddamn time. That sucks.
• 2:05:03
  I thought we were going to get something good.
• 2:05:04
  What is that? Oh shit, did we just mess up?
• 2:05:07
  Oh, too bad you couldn't figure it out, could you?
• 2:05:11
  What the hell is that? Larry's voice.
• 2:05:14
  This is another prerecorded message.
• 2:05:17
  He's dead. That's right, I was killed by OB
• 2:05:20
  Overall thought it was the gun. Me too.
• 2:05:25
  I'm delighted to see you suffer over on, but why did you do it?
• 2:05:29
  She did it because when she was a young little orphan, I sold
• 2:05:33
  her and her brother to RE pharmaceutical so they could do
• 2:05:35
  experiments on children and well, science being science, I
• 2:05:40
  guess her brother died in the process and she didn't like
• 2:05:43
  that. 1. Bit so she killed me as Ben.
• 2:05:48
  Fuck you big sock, I'll kill you again if I could.
• 2:05:54
  How do we get it? What a monster.
• 2:05:56
  It's a good thing I was killed, right?
• 2:05:59
  Or was I? That means I'm still alive.
• 2:06:05
  Or at least a version of me. Is the pink stock you saw die
• 2:06:10
  really did die, and it really was me.
• 2:06:13
  More specifically, it was my crow.
• 2:06:16
  That's the truth. I wasn't sure.
• 2:06:18
  Which of you would kill me tonight?
• 2:06:20
  But I knew one of you would. Even that famous outlaws here
• 2:06:24
  tonight after my head, I saw everything coming.
• 2:06:28
  That's why I cloned myself. I'm a.
• 2:06:31
  Kid Christ, Larry, you. Invented Clonie just for a potty
• 2:06:35
  trick. You're even sicker than I
• 2:06:37
  thought. All this.
• 2:06:39
  Time. You.
• 2:06:40
  Thought. I'd really died, but no, I'm
• 2:06:43
  very much alive. As alive as can be.
• 2:06:49
  What the hell? That's Craig Button.
• 2:06:54
  You. You're the bounty hunter
• 2:06:57
  traitor, right? What?
• 2:06:59
  US. No.
• 2:07:01
  I've barely even known this person.
• 2:07:02
  Who is that? Who are you?
• 2:07:03
  Look, you get it, right? You mess with my gang, You mess
• 2:07:07
  with me, Craig Button. And now you got to reckon with
• 2:07:11
  that. Don't think we don't know how
• 2:07:13
  much the bounty on your head is worth.
• 2:07:16
  You don't fall, pal. Benito.
• 2:07:19
  Get em, boss. You're not making it out of this
• 2:07:24
  alive. Traitor.
• 2:07:25
  What the hell did you get me into?
• 2:07:26
  What's going on here? Oh, yeah, we want that
• 2:07:29
  attention. Fantasy guess.
• 2:07:30
  It appears our ship is under attack by a bounty hunter.
• 2:07:33
  Gang calling. Themselves.
• 2:07:34
  Buttons. Down.
• 2:07:35
  Please get to your muster station now.
• 2:07:37
  Repeatly apologize. Hey, we're offering. 37 pesos.
• 2:07:41
  And ship credit for anything. Killed by the attackers.
• 2:07:44
  Thank you. That is all.