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Donkey Of The Day: Florida Man Nabbed For Calling Sex Worker On His Honeymoon · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: All of Florida. Yes, you are a donkey. It's a
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  Speaker 1: Florida man, a chap and at n for a very
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  Speaker 1: strange reason. It gave him too much money. Florida man
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  Speaker 1: is arrested after definitely say he's rigged the door to
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  Speaker 1: his home and an attempt to electric kate his plignant wife.
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  Speaker 1: Police arrested in Orlando man for talking a familia to
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  Speaker 1: breaktast club Bitchy Donkey of the Day with Sharlam Haine
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  Speaker 1: a guy I don't know why y'all keep letting him
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  Speaker 1: get y'all like well. Donkey of Today from Monday, August
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  Speaker 1: twenty ninth goes to a Florida man named Paul Terrabowski.
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  Speaker 1: What did your uncle Sharla always say about the great
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  Speaker 1: state of Florida. The craziest people in America come from
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  Speaker 1: the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception.
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  Speaker 1: Now Paul is thirty four years old, and he clearly
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  Speaker 1: has zero regard for the Bible scripture First Corinthians thirteen eleven.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all know that scripture. Right when I was a child,
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  Speaker 1: I talked like a child, I thought like a child,
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  Speaker 1: I reasoned like a child. When I became a man.
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  Speaker 1: I put the ways of childhood behind me. Well not
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  Speaker 1: this guy, all right, he don't want to grow up.
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  Speaker 1: He's a horse or us kid, Uncle Charlotte, did you
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  Speaker 1: just sayd whores or us? Well, yes I did, and
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  Speaker 1: I don't mean it as a slur in any way,
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  Speaker 1: shape or form. I'm talking about the textbook definition of
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  Speaker 1: the word whore. Okay, but nown that means a prostitute,
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  Speaker 1: a prostitute. What was Paul doing? What a prostitude? Well,
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  Speaker 1: let's go to NBC eight w FLA to find out.
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  Speaker 1: July fifteenth had to be one of the happiest days
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  Speaker 1: of Paul's life, probably one of the happiest days in
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  Speaker 1: all of our lives. He got married. He got married,
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  Speaker 1: and he was on his honeymoon. His new bride falls asleep,
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  Speaker 1: and he decides, I'm going to respond to and add
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  Speaker 1: to one of them that one of our under covers
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  Speaker 1: the place to go have sex that evening. So he
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  Speaker 1: leaves and comes to the hotel and wishes to purchase sex. Well,
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  Speaker 1: he was placed under arrest immediately. I know we all
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  Speaker 1: probably have questions about how long this marriage lasted, but
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  Speaker 1: I think the only question here is with it ending
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  Speaker 1: so quickly as a wedding guest, was it too late
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  Speaker 1: to get the gifts that they gave a return back
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  Speaker 1: to them. Everybody's a damn comedian. This is a wild, wild,
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  Speaker 1: wild human right here. You on your honeymoon, your your
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  Speaker 1: new bride is sleeping, and you decide to sneak out
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  Speaker 1: to go meet the prostitute that you met online. I
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  Speaker 1: think Paul got his occasions messed up. Paul, You're supposed
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  Speaker 1: to have the prostitute at the bachelor's party, not the honeymoon.
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  Speaker 1: And you only have them at the bachelor party if
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  Speaker 1: you haven't already lived a life personally. I never even
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  Speaker 1: had a bachelor's party, simply because I didn't deserve one. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I was out here acting like a bachelor when I
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  Speaker 1: wasn't one, so I knew I wasn't even gonna play
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  Speaker 1: myself like that and have a bachelor's party. But Paul,
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  Speaker 1: if you needed to have one more fling, you needed
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  Speaker 1: to sow some wild oats one last time before you
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  Speaker 1: got married. That's exactly when you should have done it
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  Speaker 1: before you got married. Okay, not to mention, what could
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  Speaker 1: a prostitute do for you that your wife couldn't do
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  Speaker 1: for you on your honeymoon. It's the honeymoon, Like, isn't
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  Speaker 1: that when a husband and wife go off and celebrate
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  Speaker 1: their new nuptials and just rafush each other for a week?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, damn, most women be so happy to be
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  Speaker 1: married that they'd be in the peepopping on their handstand,
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  Speaker 1: showing their husband all types of new tricks, things that
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  Speaker 1: they were holding back from you, you know, holding back
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  Speaker 1: from showing you because y'all were marriage Yet Paul, you
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  Speaker 1: probably didn't even get the experience all your wife has
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  Speaker 1: the awful because YouTube busy trying to play call girl
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  Speaker 1: and duty. Why what's the reason? This is self sabotage
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  Speaker 1: at his finest, Paul, if you didn't really want to
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  Speaker 1: be married, just say that, because there's no way, bro.
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  Speaker 1: All right. I've seen men attempts from very foolish, childish
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  Speaker 1: things in my day, But Paul, this is a level
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  Speaker 1: of I don't give an efnence that I've never witnessed before.
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  Speaker 1: Why doesn't your brain at some point just say no? Like,
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  Speaker 1: at no point did your brain not process this isn't
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  Speaker 1: a good idea, Like no intuition kicked in, No spidey sense,
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  Speaker 1: just nothing. Everything in your internal alarm system said. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I know mama honeymoon and my new wife, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna sneak out while she's sleep and go meet this
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  Speaker 1: prostitute and I'll be back right quick. And what if
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  Speaker 1: your wife wanted to get some of that honeymoon hunting
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  Speaker 1: and when you got back you got extra loads for that?
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  Speaker 1: Huh thirty four. I'm not sure you could just reload
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  Speaker 1: cocky name like you used to. But bro, I just
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  Speaker 1: keep trying to make sense of this situation, and all
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  Speaker 1: I keep coming back to is the phrase stupid? Is
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  Speaker 1: it stupid? Does? What does that even mean? It means
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  Speaker 1: that the actions of someone often are an indicator of
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  Speaker 1: their intelligence, are lack thereof very true. But in this case,
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  Speaker 1: when a man is on his honeymoon with his wife
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  Speaker 1: and he sneaks out to go be with a prostitute,
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  Speaker 1: it's an in cata that this person is from Florida.
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  Speaker 1: Please give Paul to her Volski to sweet sounds of
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  Speaker 1: the hambltones. Oh no you are dogee of the day,
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  Speaker 1: do gee oh the day? Ye all right, so wild
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  Speaker 1: boy right here, boy, this is a wild This is
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  Speaker 1: a wild wild human right here, we playing a game
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  Speaker 1: in the game or you want to play a game. Yeah, sure,
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  Speaker 1: let's play a game. Let's play a game of guess
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  Speaker 1: what racing? All right, get my clues? All right? Why
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  Speaker 1: Paul Terabowski, he's from Florida. He was on his honeymoon
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  Speaker 1: and he snuck out on his honeymoon, he snuck out,
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  Speaker 1: left his wife sleeping in the bed. They go meet
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  Speaker 1: with a prostitute online. Dj n V. Yes, what racist,
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  Speaker 1: I'll go white. Tell me why you stay white? Um?
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like Caucasian behavior, you know, leave the wife in
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  Speaker 1: the bedroom and go pay for punani when you have
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  Speaker 1: free poonnani at the house. Yeah, there's a lot, there's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of there's a lot of cau cassidy and
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  Speaker 1: that a lot of let's see why you would say
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  Speaker 1: that a little bit, a little bit, a little bit
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  Speaker 1: well dj n V, Absolutely correct, Paula right, all right, now, yes, Now,
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  Speaker 1: now a question though, if you're his wife, you're the
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  Speaker 1: new bride, just got married, I mean just got married.
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  Speaker 1: You're on your honeymoon. Your husband sneaks off to go
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  Speaker 1: be with a prostitute and gets arrested. Right, do you
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  Speaker 1: in the marriage. Do you walk away right then and
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  Speaker 1: there I'm gonna do. Yes, I'm in that marriage. You
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  Speaker 1: don't like my po nani. And the first day, the
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  Speaker 1: first day, my mouth work ain't good enough? My mouth
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  Speaker 1: working right? Ba jj ain't moving the ocean in the
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  Speaker 1: first day, girl, what's gonna happen? Day three, day four,
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  Speaker 1: day five? My hand is not working enough? Not not.
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  Speaker 1: Now this is over, this is this is absolutely positively
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  Speaker 1: now Now now do your kids know you identify as
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  Speaker 1: a woman in me? Or this is the first time you.
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  Speaker 1: I was just saying I was playing the character. But
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  Speaker 1: let's open up the phone lines eight hundred five A
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  Speaker 1: five one oh five one. Ladies, what would you do
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  Speaker 1: in this situation? It's the honeymoon, damn it. And he
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  Speaker 1: just got married and then he goes he is your
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  Speaker 1: new husband gets a prostitute. Yeah, let's talk about it.
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  Speaker 1: Not serious. I want to know like and our ladies.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to think about this. Don't think, don't
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  Speaker 1: think with emotion and just say I would leave, I
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  Speaker 1: would leave me. Want you to really think about this
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  Speaker 1: before you answer. Okay, all right, okay, eight hundred five
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  Speaker 1: eight five one five one. Lets talk about it. Is
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