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🏡 The Valley Recap: More Janet Secrets, Blow-Ups and a Dirty Boat Butt · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama Darling Drama Darling.
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  Speaker 2: we are going to be welcoming in two guests. We've
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  Speaker 2: got Emily Teresa's and Jamie Moyer. Welcome in, ladies.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, thank you, I'm welcome in.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow, thank you, thank you for welcoming me in.
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  Speaker 4: It's time. It's time to show you some grace. Grace.
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  Speaker 4: What did you do?
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  Speaker 3: Nothing? And that's my point.
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  Speaker 5: When she earns it a Jamie, we will welcome in.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Damn, I just got red on my own podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Red on the old podcast. By the way, any of
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  Speaker 4: our Tier two darlings can tell I just washed and
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  Speaker 4: blue dried my hair.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, it looks so beautiful. You can watch this over
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  Speaker 2: on Patreon Tier too. The drama Mama's and.
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  Speaker 4: Papa's leaves a b And this guy is great.
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  Speaker 3: This guy is good.
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  Speaker 4: You guys are familiar with Santa.
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  Speaker 2: Karita because it's always Sonny up here Danny Clarita. Guys,
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  Speaker 2: let's welcome ourselves into the valley. Danny Clarita is really
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  Speaker 2: taking one on that Clarina.
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  Speaker 4: Whoa, he needs some life Clarita fying.
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  Speaker 2: He could mean that life coach of Jackson's pretty soon,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, Gonna hand on heart all
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  Speaker 2: across America. Loud dude, he called the sheriff in Santa
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  Speaker 2: Clarina because this guy is not getting better anytime soon.
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  Speaker 4: It's not going away, Daniell Yo, It's not going away.
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  Speaker 5: And there seems to be some other items on the
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  Speaker 5: list that we were not aware of.
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  Speaker 3: Oh and you know what was gonna tell us about that? Janet?
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  Speaker 2: Janet from Switzerland is gonna be.
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  Speaker 3: Coming on over. I love that on this show.
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  Speaker 2: It's such a freaking hot mess that like they can't
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  Speaker 2: we can't even settle on even as fans. We don't
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  Speaker 2: even know who'start of the ship. Ultimately, like at this
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  Speaker 2: point we're like, did Sheena?
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  Speaker 3: Was it Sheena?
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  Speaker 2: It's like, there's definitely teams. Yeah, it's always Sheena.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, it's absolutely Sheena.
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  Speaker 5: If you go back to like where's the motiv what
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  Speaker 5: is the motivating who's the most motivated to be the
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  Speaker 5: hub of the shit, it would be Sena because she
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  Speaker 5: wants to be on the valley.
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  Speaker 4: Very good point. Yeah, Sheen as a shit starter. They
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  Speaker 4: both start with us as that checks. And you know
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  Speaker 4: Jax too, Oh my god, he's a starter.
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  Speaker 2: This was a funny episode for him, I mean for
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  Speaker 2: him anytime that he says he's sorry, Like I think
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  Speaker 2: we just need that on a loop in the background
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  Speaker 2: of the valley at all times. Him just being like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, i'm sorry, i'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I know, i'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, i'm sorry,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. He genuinely was so busted by Brittany in
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  Speaker 2: that moment when he told when he texted Christians read yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he texted Chris and congrats, and then she.
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  Speaker 3: Was like, what are the jakes?
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  Speaker 4: I take believe he did this?
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  Speaker 5: Who are you?
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  Speaker 2: It's like fucking Brittany, you no.
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 5: The thing is that it just goes to show you too,
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  Speaker 5: like he's still convincing enough to her in terms of
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  Speaker 5: like that's still how good he is. She has no
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  Speaker 5: intention of going back to him, none of that, but
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  Speaker 5: in a you can still have a weak moment where
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  Speaker 5: you're just trying to be normal. And then she wanted
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  Speaker 5: to really believe that he's not going to tell anybody.
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  Speaker 2: And Christ Susier she she wasn't part of decorating for
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  Speaker 2: the engagement. Do you know how badly that stings. She's
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  Speaker 2: still coming out of that. We got to give her
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  Speaker 2: some grace for that, you know, like she missed that.
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  Speaker 4: She proved why she wasn't involved exactly. That's the hard
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  Speaker 4: partout it.
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  Speaker 2: It was such proof that you can't trust Jacks for
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  Speaker 2: a second, I mean or Brittany because she would tell Jacks.
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  Speaker 2: But I got to give her the grace because she
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  Speaker 2: missed out on several trips to home Goods to get
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  Speaker 2: all kinds of fun stuff for that party, and like
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  Speaker 2: that hurts, you know.
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  Speaker 4: Britch a disaster this season. I you know, I guess
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  Speaker 4: we always know who Brittany is, but and I do
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  Speaker 4: love Brittany, and believe me, in the early days, I
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  Speaker 4: was a stand basically, but being drunk drunk at that
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  Speaker 4: party last night and uh, having an attitude about whatever
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  Speaker 4: the fuck she was getting popped off about. I'm sure
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  Speaker 4: one of you will be able to remind me. But
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  Speaker 4: basically I was like, britt just come on and then
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  Speaker 4: telling Jacks and she knew she was busted, So I
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  Speaker 4: guess I am going to give her some grace. She's
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  Speaker 4: going through divorce. But who what was it that made
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  Speaker 4: her upset at the party?
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  Speaker 3: Not planning the party?
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  Speaker 5: It was well, she also could hear them talking. Her
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  Speaker 5: and Jasmine were standing there and they could hear them
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  Speaker 5: talking about them but not knowing why. So then on
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  Speaker 5: top of not planning the party, she's now maybe feeling
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  Speaker 5: like getting like she's getting closed off from like that
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  Speaker 5: that table of friends over there.
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  Speaker 3: So I kind of got it it.
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  Speaker 5: It would have pissed me off to if it is
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  Speaker 5: like my best friend and I'm filing I'm finding out
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  Speaker 5: with the many Well, she's still found out before Kristen's
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  Speaker 5: mother and sister and brother, so not enough before like
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  Speaker 5: hepe beat sucker.
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  Speaker 4: I mean I would be devastated. I'd be devastated. I
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  Speaker 4: don't know that I could recover from if like Amy
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  Speaker 4: got engaged to Brett and someone else knew about it,
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  Speaker 4: I would be like, oh what now, I know.
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  Speaker 3: Jamie like a murder.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, like you know, the biggest, the biggest reason,
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  Speaker 2: which I think Brittany now hopefully can understand, is that
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  Speaker 2: it wasn't her. It was Jack's. Yeah, I mean, of
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  Speaker 2: course it's kind of her because she would just naturally
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  Speaker 2: say something to Jack's. But it's Jack's at the end
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  Speaker 2: of the day, and she can't be trusted because of him.
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  Speaker 2: He's a liability. And so hopefully she'll come around to
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  Speaker 2: understanding that. And quite frankly, this was fast food delivered
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  Speaker 2: to her like immediately because he proved she She proved
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  Speaker 2: it that she couldn't keep a secret by telling Jackson.
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  Speaker 2: Then he blew it, so like she ought to know
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  Speaker 2: that happened.
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  Speaker 4: You ought to know it was Jack's Amy. And also
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  Speaker 4: I get this other part of it. The more people
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  Speaker 4: that know on the trip, the less likely it is
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  Speaker 4: that someone's not going to make some joke or you
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  Speaker 4: know what I mean, Like it's if everyone knows something
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  Speaker 4: and you're waiting at the airport and you're like this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's smiling real nice you guys.
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  Speaker 4: You know, looking at look. Yeah, yeah, I'm smiling. I'm
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  Speaker 4: waving so like people would be like, why is everyone
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  Speaker 4: so happy and smiley all the time at this trip?
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  Speaker 4: Like Kristen is a bulldog, she'll sniff it out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I thought it was very smart and very matter of
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  Speaker 5: fact by Luke, and I'm fine with it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm fine with exactly how he did it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly exactly. I love that they had like eight
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  Speaker 2: engagement parties within twenty four hours. I mean they had like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, they had the boat thing, which turned into
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  Speaker 2: kind of an engagement celebration when they originally got engaged.
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  Speaker 2: Then they went back to the room where there was
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  Speaker 2: a surprise for them, which was so special, and then
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  Speaker 2: they all got showered and went down to a whole
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  Speaker 2: other party, and then the next day they go on
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  Speaker 2: a boat, which is kind of the celebration too, even
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  Speaker 2: though I guess it's part of the trip, but.
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  Speaker 3: That was part of the trip, Okay.
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  Speaker 5: That's why it was like a little like I thought,
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  Speaker 5: that's why I was like, Janet should be there, Like
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  Speaker 5: that's literally.
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  Speaker 2: I see okay, okay, wow.
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  Speaker 4: But also they were saying on that boat, I mean
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  Speaker 4: it is my engagement trip. I mean yeah, that's the
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  Speaker 4: channeled fasty. She channeled stassy, it's my birthday. That was Christian.
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  Speaker 4: But also there was one moment Christian where my eyes
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  Speaker 4: couldn't have rolled a city back in my head. What
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  Speaker 4: was that? She was like, Oh, please, I can't have
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  Speaker 4: all this attention. I don't like people looking at me.
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  Speaker 4: Doesn't got your fucking mouth? You lying her? You love it?
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  Speaker 4: She was like, I can possibly please tell everyone to
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  Speaker 4: stop looking at me. I'm like, are you.
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  Speaker 3: Well, she I'm with you.
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  Speaker 5: But then when I think because it's gratitude, she said
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  Speaker 5: something about gratitude and energy or something like that kind
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  Speaker 5: of attention. And when you think about when Kristen is
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  Speaker 5: real comfortable with attention, it's when she's screaming and people
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  Speaker 5: are mad at her. So when she said I should
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  Speaker 5: probably talk to my therapist about this, I was like, yeah, probably.
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  Speaker 2: Because she doesn't like to feel gratitude. Yes, that's the
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  Speaker 2: three one three.
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  Speaker 3: We do not like gratitude.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, she's a Michigan girl. We like drama and drugs.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's add alcohol drugs drama. That's a
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  Speaker 4: Michigan girl.
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  Speaker 2: We love our Machigan girl. What so wait, so at
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  Speaker 2: one of the engagement parties, Jasmine says, like in the background,
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  Speaker 2: she's like, where's Danny and nia, oh is he taking
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  Speaker 2: a nap again?
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  Speaker 3: So that was at the really outdoor party.
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  Speaker 2: Outdoor party, okay, with the fire dancers and Lucy who
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  Speaker 2: Zach was a great party planner. Side note, Yes, and
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  Speaker 2: he was so gracious to the like he was like, Lucy,
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  Speaker 2: thank you so much. I just I loved Zach has
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  Speaker 2: really shined for me the last couple episodes. But you agree,
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  Speaker 2: all right. So Jasmine in a way actually lit the
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  Speaker 2: explosion that ended up just going everywhere for this whole
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  Speaker 2: party because had she not brought up the Danny thing again,
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  Speaker 2: I don't I don't know if it would have come up.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think it would have?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, okay, because it's it's at the core of the
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  Speaker 5: Christian Janet problem.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So it would have come up again on the boat.
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  Speaker 5: Anytime Kristin and Janet are going to ever have a
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  Speaker 5: we need to talk about it moment, that is that
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  Speaker 5: the heart of it, and it's going to come up.
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  Speaker 3: It's like the shrapnel.
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  Speaker 5: And I do feel bad for Jasmine in it because
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  Speaker 5: like it's actually her thing she's dealing with, but it's
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  Speaker 5: at the heart of this other fight.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Emmaly Melissa.
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  Speaker 2: Melissa doesn't even want to talk about it. She was like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to hear my name come out of
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  Speaker 2: anyone's mouth.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, James, I absolutely, I'm on their side. And I
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  Speaker 4: think what Janet did was atrocious, and I think that
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  Speaker 4: it's not her narrative to tell and don't tell me
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  Speaker 4: what the legal lingo is because last time I checked,
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  Speaker 4: your husband's a lawyer, not you. But when you're on
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  Speaker 4: national television with someone who's already had his name smeared,
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  Speaker 4: and then you go one step further to be like, well,
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  Speaker 4: he's sexually assaulted two other people on the boat trying
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  Speaker 4: to have a party, that's for them to deal with
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  Speaker 4: Danny with And it was like shocking to me that
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  Speaker 4: she would She said it like three times. It was
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  Speaker 4: a lot. Damn it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, where do we land on this, because, like you know,
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  Speaker 2: if you do break down the language it, you know
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  Speaker 2: somebody who is touched in a way.
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  Speaker 3: Janet's right, Yeah, Jane's.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's what it really does come down to the
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  Speaker 2: fact that that is exactly what it is.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, and maybe they handled their business.
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  Speaker 2: I just yeah, I agree with you. I agree with you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they had already worked through it, so yes, I agree,
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  Speaker 4: and everyone, let's be clear. We all don't stand sexual
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  Speaker 4: assault and we don't like it, so let's just be
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  Speaker 4: clear about that. I agree that Janet's using the proper language,
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  Speaker 4: but also, why are you on a boat using escalating
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  Speaker 4: something that already has been worked through by the parties involved.
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  Speaker 4: That's where my head is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she janeted that one, and I think with her
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  Speaker 2: saying I'm sorry that you did the things that you did.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I kind of agree with that statement, like
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  Speaker 2: I look, I didn't start this. You did the things
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  Speaker 2: you did. I can't be responsible for that, and I
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  Speaker 2: could appreciate that, but you're right to take it a
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  Speaker 2: step further, which is making it. I don't know, it
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  Speaker 2: definitely makes it worse because now, well, with what Kristin
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  Speaker 2: was saying, it becomes slander, and that would be slander
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  Speaker 2: if it wasn't true. But the definition is exactly what happened.
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  Speaker 2: It is unwanted touch and no consent, and so ultimately
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  Speaker 2: that is considered sexual assault. But I think they didn't
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  Speaker 2: name it, that Melissa didn't name it, that Jasmine didn't
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  Speaker 2: name it, that Danny didn't put that label on it,
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  Speaker 2: and so now.
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  Speaker 5: Danny wouldn't necessarily he at least took responsibility for it.
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  Speaker 5: But like usually the person assaulting doesn't see it that way.
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  Speaker 3: But she made it worse.
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  Speaker 2: I mean she did. She lit it on fire when
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  Speaker 2: she didn't need to because her problem was with Kristin.
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  Speaker 2: You know, the fact that she kind of came inadvertently
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  Speaker 2: for Danny is kind of weird to me that it's like,
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  Speaker 2: explode on Kristin. If you have such a problem with her,
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  Speaker 2: why did you bring Why did you have to resurface
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  Speaker 2: or make it worse about Danny?
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  Speaker 4: I suppose, So I'm saying they have plenty to fight about.
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  Speaker 4: And I just also thought that was odd, and I
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  Speaker 4: felt terrible for Melissa and Jasmine because when you've worked
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  Speaker 4: through something okay and you've come to make your peace
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  Speaker 4: with it, and then someone else brings it back up,
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  Speaker 4: isn't that also a form of an attack in a way,
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  Speaker 4: like you're just chilling, trying to relax and stuffing.
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  Speaker 2: Now that Jasmine is the one who brought it up
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  Speaker 2: to begin with, she was like, oh is he taking
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  Speaker 2: a nap? So clearly she's still throwing jabs of putting
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  Speaker 2: it back out there.
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  Speaker 3: But I mean, true, I didn't even think about it,
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  Speaker 3: but that was the night before.
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  Speaker 5: Janet wasn't even there. That it was isolated, and that's
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  Speaker 5: Jasmine and and I don't think that that even factored
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  Speaker 5: into this. This was like Janet defending her marriage again
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  Speaker 5: out of nowhere, which I'm like, why do why do
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  Speaker 5: you feel the need to keep Because Kristin was right,
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  Speaker 5: we talked about this. I set this all to your
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  Speaker 5: face and.
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  Speaker 4: It was all settlement. Jason's over it. I think I
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  Speaker 4: really do. When you show the clip of them going
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: I heard you take your ring off the way that
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  Speaker 4: Jason reacted the laugh, and he's like, that is absolutely
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  Speaker 4: not true. That's when it ended for me. I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't believe this. I think it was tacky as
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  Speaker 4: hell of Kristin to even bring that up. Yeah, in
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  Speaker 4: its own way, but Janet's harping on it because that's
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  Speaker 4: her storyline, so she just won't let that go.
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  Speaker 5: Well, she also made her Janet was an idiot at
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  Speaker 5: l Coyote. So she it's a reason to hit a
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  Speaker 5: ten and that's the only reason something that's already been
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  Speaker 5: dealt with.
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  Speaker 2: Even though she's clearly not over it. Janet's not over it,
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  Speaker 2: and she's still holding it against Kristin, even though Kristin
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  Speaker 2: continued to say to Jason even in this episode it's
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: glass houses. I was being a petty bitch, Like I
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  Speaker 2: know what I was doing. I was just fighting back
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  Speaker 2: on account of Danny, Danny Clarita.
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  Speaker 3: But let's a nia, right.
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  Speaker 2: And nia, and then let's get into this new information.
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  Speaker 2: So this was how did we hear this? Was it
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  Speaker 2: a flashback? Or did Janet say that on the boat
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  Speaker 2: about the Bachelorette?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, it was a flashback, right, Yeah, it was a
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  Speaker 5: weird flashback. Yeah, because I was like, wait, this is
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: a flashback. It was to earlier that day Janet when
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  Speaker 5: they're sitting like a circle on the lawn of the
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  Speaker 5: hotel or something, and she's like, well, what I know
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  Speaker 5: is at a party. Yeah it was a flashback.
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  Speaker 3: I was pissed. I was like, what this should have been?
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  Speaker 3: This is not a flashback, I know, like, legit, this
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  Speaker 3: is the main squeeze.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: This is the main But when she did she bring
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  Speaker 2: it up on the boat, like did she say and
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  Speaker 2: there's other things? Is that what she said on the
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  Speaker 2: boat or was that just all in the flashback? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so Kristen, no one knows about that part.
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  Speaker 3: It's been introduced on the book.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, okay, right, I couldn't remember. Then they flashed it back.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, got it all right. So then now we have
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  Speaker 2: a discrepancy over who is the one who saw it
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  Speaker 2: and said it, because Janet is saying that Jason saw
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  Speaker 2: it and said it, and now Jason's like, well, I didn't.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: I didn't say that. I didn't see that. It was
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: someone else. That information was brought to me. I'm like, okay,
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: here we go again. So he was in a bachelor
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: thing and he was commenting on being inappropriate with the
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: girls and then apparently said to Jason, which Jason is
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: saying he didn't say that to him, about how Nia
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: will always be his top but he has a weakness
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: for girls in shorts skirts.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Did you watch the after show?
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: No?
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: Because on the app and I never will.
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: Because they did deal with this a little bit in
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: terms of both Jason and Brittany think that they don't
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: know this, They don't know this story, so they didn't
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: witness this. So Janet's two people that she keeps citing
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: that all saw this, didn't see or hear this from Danny.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: So we have no real proof, is what you're saying.
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: Yes, Now, what could be is that Danny said something
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: like that, and Jason is like, I don't want to
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: be on the hook for this. So until Shanna quotes
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: is exactly right on the hut right signing this.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Well, listen, I mean, let's all do a show of
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: hands and say I actually, because this is you know, podcast,
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: this is a listening experience. So on the count of three,
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: we'll say I or nay. If we believe that Danny
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Clarita did do something along those lines and said those
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: things about those girls and acting inappropriately with those girls.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: One why wait wait, I can you say it a
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: little bit different? A little bit different?
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: No, never mind, Emily ruined it. We all know her.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Vote No, I'm kidding. Okay, So if you believe that
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Danny Clarita did say inappropriate things to those girls who
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: were having a bachelorette party about the short skirts and
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: he was acting inappropriately, and he said that thing to somebody.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: You say, I if you don't believe it, you say, nay,
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: got it?
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: I think.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: Everyone say you get it?
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: I sure it is my answer, Oh no, for sure.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: I assume he made a joker or comment.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, that's what I think, Joe glad. You guys
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: all answered on your own instead.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Of playing my fucking on the one two three, let's
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: all say it together.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Welcome you.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna tell you now I'm not playing, No, no,
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: not playing. I do believe he probably did something.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: Yes, he made some kind of a joke, for sure,
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: you know. And I'm not a Danny apologist. Shame on him.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: He better keep his p's and q's going. Nia is
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: getting a little frushcated with your I mean, honestly a bit. Yeah.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: I just feel like he is. He's unborrowed time, is
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: what I think. In a way, like he better get
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: his shit together because to much.
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: The best the best thing he could do is to
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: not drink for two years. Not just like not say
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: like I'm sober, just say I'm not drinking.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Until the kids are seven years old.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just again, I'm gonna have seven seven and sevens
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: three hundred three. Baby, Yeah, I agree, Emily. At this
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: point he needs to not drink or just take just
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: a little little sippers, which the Lord knows, it's something
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: I can't do. So that's the point. I'm not drinking
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: right now. Also because I can't just have a little bipper.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: I go out to the party, I be I can't
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: have a sipper. Also, I slam beverages. I mean, you've
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: seen me on these. I mean I've already finished three.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: By the time we finished the podcast. She's like, I
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: got to go. I have to go to the bathroom
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: so bad.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: Every single time we finish the podcast, everyone afterwards it's like, uh, Emily,
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: why did you say that? Usually, and then there's like
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: a little fight and then I'm like I have to
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: pay and I just get out of there.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: And then so Jamie doesn't hear my meltdown, but.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: He needs to drinking. Brittany does to, by the way,
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: I agree, No, she needs to hold on.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: We'll get to cut it, okay. I'll comment on Brittany
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: in a second. Emily, you want to say something.
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: Well, I just think Janet is playing for keeps right now,
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: and she is playing really dirty, and she's playing she's
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: playing with Christen, but she's really playing with Danny, like
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: she's she wants Christen so bad she will cancel Danny.
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: So Danny has to take action and not drink for
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: a minute because Janet will have nothing.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Then that Janet's got the past and she seems to
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: be digging up a lot of skeletons, whether they're real
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: or not.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: You know, but if you stop the if you stop
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: the thing, the behavior of drinking, it is a very
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: solid defense for you know, how you're evolving.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: And I'm an admittance to guilt that you have a problem.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: Danny put on a show for Janet. I don't care
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: what the fuck you do, but just shut it up.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: You cannot you cannot imagine how little people care when
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: you when you don't make a big deal about it,
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: you know, like when I stop drinking from currently, I'm
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: on a break, but like nobody really cares or they'll
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: be like, are you not drinking? And I'm like, I'm
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: on a break, and like I you know, if Danny
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: can't take a break, then he has a problem. People
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: can't just like I'm shocked that he would ever drink
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: again after what happened with Jasmine.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: And uh or at least on Melissa or at least
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: on the show or around that game.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Yes, I just he stopped that crazy right it is?
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Well, I guess that says something, doesn't it.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: Maybe he's so angry with Janet that he's like, no,
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: you're not going to win.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: I'm going to just.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: Keep doing this and and I'm like, no, she will win, right,
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: did not do this?
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: I think that's either he has a problem or he
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: is like, I'm not going to be you know, pigeonholed
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: into being called like a drunk pervert. I'm going to
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: keep drinking and just be myself, you know.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: You know, And I need to take this back, Danny.
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: If he gets canceled, he's gonna get canceled on his own.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: His behavior is starting to line up with like some
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: weird stuff that said Janet will make sure it happens,
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: because that seems to be how much she doesn't like Kristin.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so right, Emily, you have this is your hottest
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: take of the season ever. No, it's so true the
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: way you concisely have said this, and you're absolutely right,
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: and that's all that Danny has and Janet knows when
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: she brings up certain things to Kristin, it's not going
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: to get her going. It's only this Danny stuff because
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: Kristin is that kind of loyal friend.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: And isn't it interesting how they're both fighting other people's
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: battles to get it each other?
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Now happen?
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Right, let me circle back real quick to the Britney
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: thing I was going to say about her not drinking.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, I felt this way when she was in
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Lake Arrowhead or Big Bear Bear, Sir, Big Bear, Yeah,
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: and they were and Jack's was like, stop drinking, you know,
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: and I was on that look. I didn't. I'm not
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: saying Jack's is right to tell her what to do,
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: but at that point I was like, yeah, stop drinking.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Every time you drink that much, you're getting sick, sick
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: to your stomach, you're throwing up, you have to pull over,
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: you know, like stop drinking that much. So I was
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: kind of on Jack's side by saying like, please, just
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: if you can't handle your liquor, pull back. So, but
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: it seems like Brittany, well, she seems to not have
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: a problem so far this season, and we're already on
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: like episode eleven, Right.
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: That's what I was thinking, and she has said that Jack's,
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: that she was so anxious with Jack's all the time,
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: that that was playing into it.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: No doubt she was drinking more because of him.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, and I think that she's okay, I'm sure,
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: But like she at that engagement party, you could just
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: tell she was wasted and upset, and I was like,
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: and it kind of reminding me of that other times
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: she was wasted upset in the hotel room, and that
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: was a kind of a rough look. So maybe when
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: you're in the midst of a hard divorced situation and
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: you're set that you weren't part of an engagement, you know.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: And again, people at glasshouses, I you know, I love
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: to drink, so I get it. But it's like, sometimes
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: you've got to just be like, you know what, let
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: me just chill out for a second, because you're an
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: emotional mess and alcohol only exacerbates such emotions.
• 26:31
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  Speaker 2: are back. We are recapping the valley. I'm with Emily
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Theresa's and Jamie Moyer. Okay, you guys, So let's talk
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: about that night that after like the engagement party, when
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: they all went up to the room this is before
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: the boat thing, and Janet and Jason were like in
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: the connecting room, how awkward was that?
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Well, did they think that Kristen and Luke were over there.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: That's the vibe I got that they thought in there,
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: and that's why they were so funny because I thought
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: I was like, if they knew that Kristen and Luke
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: weren't there, wouldn't one of them come out and hang.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: Right? Don't isolate yourself further when you're not in the isolation.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: Also though any one of those people could have texted
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: them like, come out, we're just chilling. Kristen's not here.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Also by this also also true anything.
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: When you're in the bedroom. I hate that they're self isolating.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: What do y'all think? Are they self isolating or being isolated?
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: Give me a percentage both.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you're in bed already. You're not gonna
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: get up and go hang.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Here's my issue with Janet. She wants to be.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Not even a chance for me? What's that getting out
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: of bed if I'm in bed already, coming hanging? Okay,
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Janet wants to be what.
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: This is the thing you can't as a student of
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: reality TV. Let me tell you everyone that thinks they
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: want to be a reality start listen up.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: You're not gonna fool us.
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: You're not gonna have your own narrative and you're not
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: gonna run some bullshit. So if you're gonna be in
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: bed pouting and acting.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: We're gonna smell right through it. And we don't like it.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: And so I think they are self isolating.
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: Janet, especially every single time, makes it a much bigger
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: She exaggerates all these things to her where Jason has
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: to correct her. Wait, we didn't we didn't get asked
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: to not do this. We didn't get no, you know,
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: and she she just keeps trying to make this whole
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: season like she's the victim, and I'm like, but we
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: know what you're doing, and you if you were awesome,
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: you would know what you were doing.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Well, she is one of us, and in fact, that
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: was exposed in this episode when Kristen said to Brittany
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: because this is when they had their one on one,
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: and she was like, yeah, and how did Janet come
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: into the group through Sheena? And as a fan of
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: the show.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I'm I'm gonna also mention the after show
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: because Sheena and Janet talked about this pretty extensively and
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: in a way that I was like, okay, well, but
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: like j Jane, it's like who doesn't like she's like, yeah,
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: I'm I was a fan of vander Pump Rules.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: I was at a pool party.
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: We had a mutual friend, Like she does lay it out,
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: but Sheena says like then she made the Then Sheena
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: made the move, like took her to Disneyland like a
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: week or two later, because Janet was going through a divorce,
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: like it just seemed she put.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: Some mouse ears on.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: You're gonna feel all better, Janet.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: And to somebody's point, they said, you know Janet was
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: I think maybe la la, but she said Janet was
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: never in Brittany. They were like, she never tried to
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: get on Banner Pump Rules and it was going and
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: she wasn't angling to get on.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: Or saw her at the wedding, Yeah, but.
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: She wasn't like hey, I'll show up at see you
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: next Tuesday filming like she wasn't doing all that.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she doesn't really strike me as that, but it's
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: just it's more fodder for Kristen to throw out there
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: for us to chew on, you know, which is interesting.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: But also and in Janet's defense, who isn't a fan
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: of vander Pump Rules at yes, demographic and living in
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Los Angeles. You know what I'm saying, like, so I
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: you know, I don't know. I don't understand.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I say two things real quick. Number one, Emily,
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: I want you to understand. Though I don't like After
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: Sun and After Show, please never apologize for bringing us
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: the concise tee from those programs. So you know I
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: appreciate hearing these things from those programs, So please never apologize.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Wow that is so nice?
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: Is that really potful?
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: Wow? God bless you know a lot of times we
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: need that help, and we did. If you're willing to
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: get into those I don't watch, well, who would?
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: And I'm not going to do it, Teenie, I'm not.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: No one wants you to anyway. Thank you, Emily. I
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: appreciate Emily.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: I've been wanting to say this for a long time.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Sometimes I just don't have time to watch the after
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: shows and I want to.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: I really do.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: Well, was you do the hard work.
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: You do the hard work because it's important.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: I guess it's like what I'm saying, it's important.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: Excellent. And my second thing is Janet was a fan
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: who calculated her way onto this show. I stand ten
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: taels down on that.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: She's a stalker. She's been waiting in the wings, lying
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: in wait this whole time, for eleven years, waiting for
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: opportunity to get remarried to an attorney so she would
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: know all the legal jargon and move to the valley
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: into a house just blocks away, in fact, maybe even
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: the same blocks as one Jax Taylor and Britney Cartwright,
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: just waiting to see that their relationship would explode so
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: she could side alongside of them to become besties and
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: then come between Kristen and Brittany, whose relationship was formed
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: years and years ago when Brittany came on the scene,
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: just a young girl from Kentucky making her way to
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Las Vegas to meet Jax Taylor, the one who will
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: systematically bring her life crumbling to the ground after a boot.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Job and.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: A Craig campaign.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: She will support them until.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: She goes away to a fake rehab, in which he
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: turns only to continue to beg for her forgiveness. Please
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: can we go to therapy? Please? Schwartz says, Oh, but
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: but no, that's a bad idea. Bub'll cut it off,
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: all right, I'll leave it there. Let's talk about disagree.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about the Jennifer the Jennifer.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, awkward.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: The way Christen said that was so messy. Oh we
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: have you know, we have a mutual you understand who
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: it is, Jenna, the girl you used to bone nice
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: to meet you. Weird, so weird.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: His eyes popped further out of his head, which I
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: was possible.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, honestly, like who.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: I it keeps Aaron interesting to me and she and
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: Jenna has said not one word to anybody like she's
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: The drama around her is self made by the cast,
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: not her.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, she was given a baton to run with
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: and and.
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: She's not Dick.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: His most knuckle like Luke kill that's that I know. Well,
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: and look it was said, and we can't un see
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: that that captain's outfit, that captain stripper outfit was. There
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: were so many zoom in's and stills, and.
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: It was the same shot over and over right, The
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: same shot was a little dirty to the dirty.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: But I like Luke. Luke and Kristen are two stone
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: cold weirdos who found each other. Big fan of that.
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: I like when two absolutely unhands humans get together and
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: make a couple and in a good way, and maybe
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: not on Hinde two misfits who would dare to wear
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: those outfits and say the things they do. And kristin
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: the way she is. They're just interesting to me as
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: a couple, and I stand them and I think it
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: was funny he wore that outfit. Oh, speaking of that,
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: what about how Michelle was like, Jesse was nice before
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: he got a taste of the cash.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she takes a lot.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: I don't know if they keep asking her that, but
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: she loves to talk about old Jesse in front of
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: Aaron Yon's.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: The way he would go down on me when he
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: was poor. My god, and Aaron hand me that salt
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: shaker on your tiny island, Let's continue to make dinner
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: and the tiniest butcher block that ever existed.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: Did you see when Aaron came to the party and
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: fully left Jesse hanging on the high five?
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I didn't.
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: I it was funny enough that I was like, did he?
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: Oh that's good? Okay, I went back and watch it again.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: Good catch.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Well. I wanted to mention that I think that Jenna
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: was handed a reality baton to run with, and she's not,
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: you know, an Olympian of reality television. She's she's not
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: going to and she didn't take it and run with
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: it as being a villain and to try to take
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: down not only Aaron, but like you know, Silo along
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Kristen and try to be systematic about basically trying to
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: come in between Michelle and Aaron for the side of Jesse.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: So like, I just think that, like, you know, she
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: had that to do something with it. They threw that
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: out there and it didn't land. They threw it at
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: the wall and it didn't stick.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And it was just like it was just game enough,
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: like they are, I know, they are kind of playing
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: a game, but it's like Jenna doesn't seem that. She
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: was like I'll agree to go to the thing, I'll
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: keep going to the things, but like I'm not gonna
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: jump in. You don't need to mic me up for anything.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was weird. And and then but we can't
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: even figure out who was the one to bring her
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: on because it was probably production. It was like she
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, yeah, this girl, I've known her for
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: eleven years and now she can come on the show.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Because she was with Jesse er Aaron.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: And then Zach is like, oh yeah, bring her on.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: And then Christen's like yeah, let's do this. I know
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: her too. I mean it just seems so preconceived and
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: producery that I just am annoyed by the whole thing.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, got it. Ain't it ain't poppen. Uh oh okay, yeah,
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: it ain't poppen the way they thought bringing Florida Girl
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: on Wood, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, that's nice.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: Watch that episode one hundred times. But yeah, they're like,
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: this is Jenna. She's like, Hi, like we slept together
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: eight years ago? Great?
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, hy Yeah, it's so strange.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: Well it is.
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: I get Actually, I really do get why they thought
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: it'd be good, because she does overlap a timeline that
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: Jesse is like ob medically, like grade graded obsessed. Yeah,
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: I get why he's like, may the witness the witness, please,
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: I'm calling my first witness. But like, other than that,
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: we really just don't know anything. And she's so very chill.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: Gat question question, are you saying that that the timeline
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: is that he thinks that Jenna knows whether or not
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: Aaron and Michelle slept together? Because what does Jesse care
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: of Aaron slept with a girl eight years ago? Oh?
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: Well, because they reconnected about there was like a time
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: there around when he thinks that Michelle and Aaron were together,
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: that he was still talking to Jenna.
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, so he's trying to say Aaron's a cheater.
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: Also he's trying to know he's trying to get the
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: timeline of their Well that would be great too for him,
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: but I think he's also trying to get like when
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: was Aaron saying he was single?
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: When was Michelle saying.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: Ye got it? Okay, thank you.
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: So they're so like they were together I think in
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: the past, but then they were back together.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: On the timeline that Jesse's obsessed.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: On, right, He's obsessed with the timeline, and you know
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: he must have been losing his mind during the Karen
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: Reid trials because that time.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: God talk about it, that timeline and where's the dog Chloe,
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: Where's where's Malibu? And all this. You know I understand that,
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: you know, I think, like I've seen this my whole life,
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: and I've had some personal experience too with cheating, and like,
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: you just want to know that you're not crazy. It's
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: almost just like you know, he just wants to hev
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: You want validation that you're not insane. But at some
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: point you might have to realize that the truth is
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: not coming for you, so you just better let it go.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he tried, and I think he knows deep down,
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: and we all know she cheated. I mean we all
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: know we can, I mean allegedly. But yeah, okay, are
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: you guys okay with taking a vote now?
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: And iron A? Oh yeah, I fully so. But we've
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: said that. I think we've said.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: We've both doesn't understand where the votes go. Okay, if
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: you think voted, if.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: Michelle cheated, she's an independent, I can smell it on her.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: I think we already voted on this. We all are.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: Let's do it. Come on, let's do it.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: No, I know my stupid vote with you guys.
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: I want to do it.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: I want to do it, Jamie, She's right, her stupid vote.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: Let's go. I say it. Did Michelle cheat? Yay?
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: Or nay?
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: One? Two? Three?
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: Yay?
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Now question she cheated on him with other dudes
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: or this Aaron guy.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: I think that both.
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: And I'm all for it because I see how Jesse
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: is and I see how he's like constantly just conniving
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: and weird, and that would freak me out to live
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: with Jesse, and I would be looking for an out.
• 44:18
  Speaker 6: Can I also say I?
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: Can I also say really quick about Michelle and Aaron
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: him being the cheater. Sometimes when people cheat and they
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: don't want to believe they're a bad person, they desperately
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: want to end up with the person they cheated with
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: in order to say point, yeah, maybe we cheated, but
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: look he was my soulmate. We're together. I've been a
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: witness of that as well. It's like it's like, you know,
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: I had to cheat to get with my soulmate. Kind
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: of vibes.
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: Also, I have a question. I have a vote. I
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: have a vote. Who do you prefer over Jesse or
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: Jack's As far as.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: I'm not playing, you like Jamie's vote, not my vote.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: You likes vote.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: I gotta I gotta pee. I gotta pee. I gotta pee,
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: I gotta pee, I gotta go. I gotta serious.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: This is when oh yeah, that's right, I got it.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Sorry I was too bad. Okay, all right, I'm ready
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: for the vote.
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: Why can't I do this?
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Okay, go ahead with the vote.
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: Okay. The vote is when it comes to a gas
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: lighter narcissist who you deep down think is slightly redemptible.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: Who is that Jack's or Jesse on three one two
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: three Jesse, I guess.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: But that's only because we don't he's not.
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: I mean, Jackson has literally been diagnosed, so we know
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: his ARC is not you know, that's not going anywhere,
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: So like Jesse has just not been diagnosed yet.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: I feel what I need to see is Jesse is messy,
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: messy Jesse, But deep down I think he's just wants
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: to be loved. And I don't think that about Jess.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: Oh this is dangerous, No way, don't about.
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: Jax, is what I'm saying. I think Jackson is a
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: full on socio band.
• 46:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: I think Jesse, especially after what she said about when
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: he was poor and nice and he gets all this money,
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: he's trying to posture as if he's a rich kid,
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: and he's got that captain's thing on, and he keeps
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: he keeps gaslighting everyone on. Deep down he is he
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: is an insecure little baby boy.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: Oh that you can fix. You're gonna fix him, James.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna find him and I'm gonna fix it.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah one more time, tell somebody else to do it.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: But he's like bunga Okay, Yeah, obviously, I don't think
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: Jesse is as bad as Jack's, no matter what Michelle says.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: I just we've known Jesse Don't.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: For two seasons.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: So I'm not sure if I'm not one hundred percent
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: sure on Jesse, like, I can't make a full judgment
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: on him, but I know that Jack is worse.
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: Yes, he literally put in the boys Chat that Michelle
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: is a sex worker and put her prices in.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: We're not saying he's nice, Oh, I know he's a
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: good boy. We're saying he's a bad boy. I'm just
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: saying he's a much I can see him more clearly
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: than Jackson. He's a less bad boy than Jack. You're right,
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: he's a disaster. Don't get it twisted. Jesse's a fucking
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: nightmare and I'm putting that on blast.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: But is American Psycho two?
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: I think that that's where I differ when it comes
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: to two psychos. Ones as clear as pie and the
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: other one's a little more like in the mouse boosh
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: of Psycho.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Right, and I'm by I love Pie. I love clear Pie. Okay,
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: let's move.
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: On stage because people want to say bad boy, and
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: it's not bad boy.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: It's there's a psychosis.
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: There, psychosis boy psychology, boy boy, psychosis, bad boy.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: Well, Kristin and Janet basically are yelling at each other
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: on this boat, and then Kristin goes over and is like,
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: Janet's saying this, and Janet's saying that, and then she whispered, yell,
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: whispers in Jason's ear what she said about Danny, and
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: Jason's like whoop.
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: And then I thought Jason was like, yeah, it is
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: like I thought, was a face, That's what I read.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: I couldn't see.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: It was dark.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: I couldn't tell what I feel like.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: He was like, Oh so she went there, Oh okay,
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: because I think he Well, I don't know. I guess
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: time will tell. Uh what what do we have ahead
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: of us? I mean we are we're gonna wrap up
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: this season somewhat soon.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: Yes, Jamie, can we please just talk for a second
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: about Jackson's bachelor pad?
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, yes, so much like the.
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: Past with Schwartz coming in and Jackson has like a
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: more what was it like an oar hanging on the
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: wall or something, yeah, or a disaster. Oh my god,
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: just start over this way. I mean, my god, I
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: do like seeing Schwartz. THO, you know, I like Schwartz
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: a little bit, so that's fun. But what a disaster
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: Jack starting again at this age.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: Well, him just being like she didn't even give me
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: a chance. I just got out of rehab. It's like, one,
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: your alleged not even sober. We can all tell okay, yeah,
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: so no you can't even be given a clear chance
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: because we don't think you're sober.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: And two you got a million chances.
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're never gonna change. Yeah, never gonna change. That's
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: my thing. Never gonna change this guy. Oh disastrous anyway,
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: I just it is interesting apartment.
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess like watching Jack's operate though, it is
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: interesting to see his dynamic around different people because like
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: he will listen to Schwartz like there are certain people
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: that do get through. But I also think he sees
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: Schwartz as someone he can manipulate when he needs to.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: So, I mean, I guess it's same same.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: I wonder if he even hears Schwartz, like I think
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: he's just talking and then he just leaves space in
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: between when he's talking.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: Probably that's right, he's like five four three two one
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: good point Schwartz. I will think about that. He is
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: a nice he. You know, Brittany and him, what a
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: disastrous marriage. And I just honestly think if you look
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: way back to Vanderpump, he didn't really like her all
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: the way back then. He was so mean to her,
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: the way he cheated on her and disrespected her. Then
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: his dad passed away and she was there for him
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: and he had any port in the storm vibe. And
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: she's a very loving person. And he knew he could
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: marry someone like Stacy because she would never put up
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: with this in the long term. But I just don't
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: think he ever gave her. And it was sad in
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: this episode when she was like I loved him and
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: I wanted to make it work. I'm like, oh my god,
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: get out of there, girl. You wasted ten years on
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: this piece of shit.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: Gosh, I can't believe it's been that long. So crazy. Well,
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: anybody anyway, anybody anybody there? Any Let's wrap it up?
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: Is the show over? Let's vote on A three? Is
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: the show.
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: Here?
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: Are you a?
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: I've got right votes, Jamie, what's your vote idea?
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: Okay? My vote idea is we should say are we
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: wrapping the show up? And it'll be done in less
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: than a minute. Yay or nay? On three, I'll vote one, two, three, yay.
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: Yay Jamie can I also just add that Amy waited
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: to watch our mouths.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: And because she's been hurt, She's been hurt by us
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: in the past, and she doesn't want to be hurting it.
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: I will go put a Scott, I will go put
• 52:38
  Speaker 6: a sky.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, now I don't have a stye today. I
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: thank god.
• 52:44
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