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Rufus | Son of a Boy Dad #285 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 8: Alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 6: Today.
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  Speaker 8: What is today?
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  Speaker 1: Today after Saint Patrick's Day?
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  Speaker 8: It's the day after Saint Patrick's Day, also known as
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  Speaker 8: March eighteenth. We are here live from HQ trace snips
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  Speaker 8: and early. What time is it eleven? Rowan, you got
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I split the s in.
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  Speaker 6: Starbucks meets Starbucks Cold Broo.
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  Speaker 1: I split the mermaids titties. That's what you gotta do.
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  Speaker 6: Can I ask, do you guys I have such a
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  Speaker 6: bad thing where.
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  Speaker 1: I know what you're gonna say, Do you guys jerk
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  Speaker 1: off to the mermaid on the Starbucks cup?
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  Speaker 6: God damn it? How did you know? No?
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  Speaker 1: What is it bad thing or what?
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  Speaker 6: Well? When you say it's March eighteenth, I know my
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  Speaker 6: billing cycle for my credit cards ends on like the
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  Speaker 6: twenty fourth or whatever reason. Yeah, and I want time
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  Speaker 6: to elapse as quickly as possible so that I can
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  Speaker 6: get to the end of my billing month and have
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  Speaker 6: my bills be as low as possible. I see. So that,
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  Speaker 6: just to me means that I'm allowing money to be
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  Speaker 6: something that wants me to accelerate time in my life.
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  Speaker 6: That's bad.
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  Speaker 8: That's terrible, that's really bad.
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  Speaker 6: That's my mentality. I'm like, I'm already at this amount,
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  Speaker 6: Like you gotta stop. I don't want to go any
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  Speaker 6: higher on that number. The higher it gets, you know,
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  Speaker 6: the more fucked I'll be. So let's just if only
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  Speaker 6: I could skip the next week.
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  Speaker 8: You gotta stop blowing your loading load too much.
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  Speaker 1: Start dressings today again.
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  Speaker 8: That it resets the twenty fourth fourth thing, So what
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  Speaker 8: is the twenty fifth You go out, you get a
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  Speaker 8: little crazy, a little blow.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm buying credit I'm buying blow with credit cards.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe a drug dealer has a stripe account, he's very
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  Speaker 6: above board, files his taxes. Do a little blow in
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  Speaker 6: the back of the car.
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  Speaker 1: That's your Everybody else to be on drugs because you're
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  Speaker 1: bron you're.
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  Speaker 8: Literally actively doing drugs right now.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone else to be on drugs, I'm not. I never
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  Speaker 1: want everybody to be like dragged down with you.
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  Speaker 8: There's never been an episode ever where I've ever been
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  Speaker 8: on drugs, and I'm happy to be.
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  Speaker 1: I never will be all through the mud with you.
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  Speaker 8: Keep on, I'm on drugs.
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  Speaker 1: They're actively doing. You don't want to be alone at
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  Speaker 1: the bottom.
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  Speaker 8: You don't want to be alone. It is clear, like
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  Speaker 8: I was thinking about it, because I was like, Roan's
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  Speaker 8: been hitting the pen stiller like way more often recently
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  Speaker 8: than usually don't. And I think it's because I think
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  Speaker 8: he's trying to I think he's trying to blow his
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  Speaker 8: load before he's got Francis and Harry Junior running around
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  Speaker 8: because he knows he's not going to be able to
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  Speaker 8: be hitting hitting the Benjamin.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, I'm going to teach them right away that it's
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  Speaker 1: legal in New York.
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  Speaker 6: Why don't you get him a copy of your book
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  Speaker 6: that you're fifty pages into and we'll never get any
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  Speaker 6: farther along.
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  Speaker 8: WHOA, that's so negative.
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  Speaker 1: Air Ball.
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  Speaker 6: With the way you play video games, if you read
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  Speaker 6: a page a night, I'll be shocked.
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  Speaker 8: I actually didn't play video games last night.
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  Speaker 6: Why don't you read that book for video games and
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  Speaker 6: not the jewel?
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  Speaker 8: I didn't want to quit video games?
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  Speaker 1: Are there only wholesome thing in his life?
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  Speaker 6: What if you applied half the amount of time that
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  Speaker 6: you play video games too? I was going to say.
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  Speaker 6: I was gonna say, picking up the cello or or
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  Speaker 6: some some pursuit anything you could master it.
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  Speaker 1: Played the guitar like Bob Dylan in the five years
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  Speaker 1: or whatever it took to film that movie.
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  Speaker 8: And I'm better at call of duty than Timothy Shall
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  Speaker 8: I ever will be.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you are, Bro. I think if he
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  Speaker 1: took the five years and method acted to be you,
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  Speaker 1: he'd be, it'd be like ranked into the single digits.
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  Speaker 8: T you don't even know. I do know, you genuinely
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  Speaker 8: have no idea how talented I am.
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  Speaker 6: Do you think did you ever see that clip of
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  Speaker 6: Timothy shallow May in the car with Kendrick Lamar where
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  Speaker 6: he's like rapping old isn't that recent deep cut songs? Yes?
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  Speaker 8: I don't think I saw. I don't think I ever
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  Speaker 8: watched the full video, but I know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 6: Do you think that Timothy Shallo May knew that that
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  Speaker 6: sort of interview or whatever that video was was coming
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  Speaker 6: and he just went and memorized the whole bunch of
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  Speaker 6: really deep cut Kendrick le mar songs? Yes, a to
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  Speaker 6: put that forward? Or has he actually been that big
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  Speaker 6: of a Kendrick le Mar fan.
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  Speaker 8: I could see him being a big Kendrick la Mar
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  Speaker 8: fan just because he's not that much older than me,
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  Speaker 8: I guess, and Kendrick Lamar.
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  Speaker 1: Was The fuck does that have to do with it?
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  Speaker 8: Because I was a big Kendrick Lamar fan, like I know,
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  Speaker 8: like Kendri Klamarer.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it has anything to do with your age.
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  Speaker 1: Kendrick Lamar is like thirty eight.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not.
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  Speaker 8: It doesn't matter how big, how old Kendrick Lamar is.
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  Speaker 8: It matters when he was very like when Mad City
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  Speaker 8: came out, Timothy sell May was probably in what high school? College?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah? You high school kids did listen to a lot
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  Speaker 6: of music.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, never mind, Wait, what would you guys prefer? I
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  Speaker 8: just don't reply to the question.
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  Speaker 6: Wait, I'm adding, what was a riff?
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  Speaker 8: A riff?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was a strike.
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  Speaker 1: That was an attack, strike back, counter strike.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not in the mood to argue right now. I'm
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  Speaker 8: just in the mood to get along, have fun.
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  Speaker 1: Mm hmm, I'll go kumbay. I mean I took, I took.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you two did come at each other's throws about
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  Speaker 6: the drug problems that you share.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a drug problem, accepted mine.
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  Speaker 6: He didn't pick the pennant back up until he saw
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  Speaker 6: that you had fucking become mister Cheachen and Chong and uh.
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  Speaker 6: If I'm honest with you, I've seen what's happened to you,
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  Speaker 6: and I've actually gone the other direction. I've been peeling back.
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  Speaker 8: Oh interesting, what's happening drinking?
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  Speaker 6: No, I've been drinking, funny, I do drink a lot
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  Speaker 6: I'm drinking a lot, to the degree that my voice
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  Speaker 6: is hoarse. I talked about that.
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  Speaker 8: You probably don't even remember, though, because you were fucking
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  Speaker 8: hammered when you talked about it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, listen, I'm proud of my drinking.
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  Speaker 1: That's actually fucking rum in that cup, a tall cup
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  Speaker 1: of ice.
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  Speaker 8: You just get a long ice long Island ice tea
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  Speaker 8: right now, just fucking ship face times at eleven am
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  Speaker 8: drunk right now.
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  Speaker 6: You'd like that, wouldn't you like to say the name
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  Speaker 6: of that country singer Willie Nelson, But I couldn't think
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  Speaker 6: of it the biggest Snoop Dogg.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking cheek over here.
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  Speaker 8: I was just listening to some Willie on the way.
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  Speaker 6: You were always on my mind.
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  Speaker 8: I was listening to a little uh little Luke and
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  Speaker 8: Baugh Texas. You know that one.
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  Speaker 1: No, really, I'm more of a Glenn Campbell guy.
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  Speaker 8: Lukan Bought Texas is a phenomenal song.
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  Speaker 1: I'm more of a gal that Glenn Campbell.
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  Speaker 8: Out in Luke in Boughtexas. Ain't nobody feeling no pain.
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  Speaker 1: I'm more a Galveston, no gal. I'm so afraid of dying.
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  Speaker 1: Glenn Campbell gave it to us straight bro. He was
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  Speaker 1: just like, I'm terrified of death. The fucking a wild lyric.
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  Speaker 1: But back to Kendrick Lamar, I haven't been able to
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  Speaker 1: listen to him since he came at our comedian brother,
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  Speaker 1: Andrew Schultz. The war on comedy is fucking sickening.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was a little bit of a virtue signaling
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  Speaker 6: lyric I thought.
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  Speaker 1: By Kendrick Lamar. Yeah, you don't come at a fucking
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  Speaker 1: comic like that, because then it's war with all of
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  Speaker 1: the regard.
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  Speaker 8: Choice coming at You're coming out of a trained assassin.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I think that rapper being like, don't let
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  Speaker 6: a white comedian joke about black woman. You know, I agree.
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  Speaker 6: I would say I don't think rappers should be doing
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  Speaker 6: that because I'm shirt issue with a lot of Kendrick
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  Speaker 6: Lamar's lyrics over the years. If we want to go
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  Speaker 6: the woke police route.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I think, uh, like, we should just get Kendrick
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  Speaker 8: on kil Tony squash this whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: Just solve it in one minute. Yeah, see his minute,
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  Speaker 1: just see if he has it. Yeah, can he actually compete?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: I'm so hot right now. I'm so fucking hot.
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  Speaker 8: You're covered in a fucking I'll Paca.
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  Speaker 1: It was thirty four degrees this morning. It was like
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  Speaker 1: the widest birth of temper. It's thirty four going up
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  Speaker 1: to sixty one today.
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  Speaker 6: What are we in the desert?
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't make any fucking sense. There was forty one
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  Speaker 1: when I left. I'm on the temperature.
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  Speaker 8: I'm sure you are.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on the temperature's ass, Yeah, heating up on the temperature.
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  Speaker 6: No, I just look like a dope.
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  Speaker 1: What brand is that undershirt?
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  Speaker 6: The same one I wore? I would like Kennedy's.
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  Speaker 8: Are those Corduroys Uniclow by any chance?
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  Speaker 6: Nom?
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  Speaker 8: So?
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  Speaker 1: I think he's buying Unique Low.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know good brand.
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  Speaker 1: He's in credit card dead. He doesn't fucking shop at
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  Speaker 1: Unique Low.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: If I were shopping at Unique though, I probably want
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  Speaker 6: time to slow down, because I'd be enjoying my life.
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  Speaker 6: You know one thing that about being suicidal that's actually
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  Speaker 6: nice is that when you think about how much you
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  Speaker 6: should be putting away for your four oh one K,
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  Speaker 6: you just don't, right because you're like, well, I'm never
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  Speaker 6: going to get to fifty nine anyway to access this,
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  Speaker 6: so I can just have all my money now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the fable of Jacob and Esau.
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  Speaker 6: I wish I knew fables because they end up on
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  Speaker 6: the New York Times crossword questions quite often.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm not a big fable guy either.
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  Speaker 6: What is the fable of Jacob and Esaw?
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  Speaker 1: Was Jacob's twins or twin brothers? It was a biblical story.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, but.
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  Speaker 1: Sneaky Jacob tricked Esau out of his uh, his inheritance?
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  Speaker 8: Is that right? Oh ship?
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  Speaker 6: How did he know that? Like?
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  Speaker 1: It was basically, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: You cook.
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  Speaker 1: He was just a sneaky bastard.
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  Speaker 6: Jacob went on a podcast. Yeah, you know, a lot
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  Speaker 6: of people don't know that.
• 14:17
  Speaker 8: But speaking of Brett's, did you guys watch White Lotus?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, not the newest episode. Please don't no spoilers. No spoilers.
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  Speaker 1: For a seconds.
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  Speaker 8: No, I'm joking, Francis that you pop out?
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  Speaker 1: No pop out, I'm not coming back.
• 14:31
  Speaker 8: You wait in the hall for a little bit.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Honestly, the Patrick Schwarzenegger character should have been you.
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  Speaker 6: I know, that is the clearest role I've seen where
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  Speaker 6: I thought I would actually, you know, I'm sure a
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  Speaker 6: lot of actors feel this way, but I thought I
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  Speaker 6: would have been able to play that role pretty pretty well.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I agree, you have dominated that role. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they need to throw you on a lotus because there
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  Speaker 1: have been There was a character season one that was like,
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  Speaker 1: I guess a little similar to you, but you would
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  Speaker 1: have played the role extremely differently the Dario's.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, I could see you legitimately getting casted in
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  Speaker 8: that show like it's not because it's not a show
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  Speaker 8: where they really cast a list celebrities.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we say that and then you're like, oh, who
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  Speaker 6: did they have for the role. Oh, Patrick Schwarzenegger. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: unfortunately Francis de Niro didn't get the role.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you just change your name, Hollywood, change your
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: name to like Kudrow.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, Cunis, Frank Frank Pino, Frances Cunis.
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  Speaker 6: I took my mother's name.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, I saw me Lacunison Ashton Kutcher in Chicago.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it.
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  Speaker 6: You told us that story. Where did you see them?
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  Speaker 6: At a food place?
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  Speaker 8: I could see.
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  Speaker 1: They had a son that was just your age.
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  Speaker 8: That's so they had toddlers, Melakunis and they have a son.
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  Speaker 6: That's your age. I thought we were I thought we
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  Speaker 6: had to wave the white flag of truce. I thought
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  Speaker 6: you brought that out. You want to turn this into
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  Speaker 6: a fucking.
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  Speaker 1: You want to join Kendrick Lamar side against those comedians.
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  Speaker 6: Lopping drone strikes at each other all day, fine by me.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Kendrick Lamar's famous or his favorite battle rapper was a
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: dude Tech nine, who we always talked about Tech nine. No, No,
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: he's a different Tech nine, a guy from Philly who
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: wound up.
• 16:31
  Speaker 8: No, I think I know Tech nine the battle rapper. Huh,
• 16:34
  Speaker 8: I said, I think I know Tech nine the battle rapper.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: What's a line of his?
• 16:37
  Speaker 8: I don't know who his fucking lines?
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well he killed himself because he was a pedophile, damn.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: And that was Kendrick Lamar's favorite.
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: He didn't even know that there's a procedure now.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And if you don't get that one, listened to
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: episode whatever, the last.
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: Two, episode eighty three. He didn't even it. Must have
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: done it before the medicine had caught up.
• 16:59
  Speaker 8: So so I've been getting I've been getting weirdly into
• 17:06
  Speaker 8: the call of duty, pro league, to the point.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: That I saw you tweeting about it.
• 17:12
  Speaker 8: It is weird to the point that, like I keep
• 17:15
  Speaker 8: almost accidentally bringing it up in conversation, like it's football.
• 17:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well I've been hearing you do this.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you said it yesterday, you talked to Green Green
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Wave Greenwall. Yeah.
• 17:25
  Speaker 8: But I got like like like I was like, I
• 17:29
  Speaker 8: would be in the green room this weekend in Vancouver,
• 17:30
  Speaker 8: and I'd have the urge to be like, what do
• 17:32
  Speaker 8: you guys think Optic is gonna do about Kenny situation?
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: You're just ahead of your time, Like this is how
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: we're going to be talking.
• 17:39
  Speaker 8: It's pretty good.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Did you see the Dodgers against the Giants? Yeah, it's
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: gonna be Optic against Face.
• 17:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's pretty sick. Big news. They just dropped They
• 17:48
  Speaker 8: dropped Kenny days before the ring ceremony.
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: Okay, so is this teams professional esports teams? Yes, that
• 17:55
  Speaker 6: are playing Call of Duty as that do those esports
• 17:58
  Speaker 6: teams play multiple games?
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 18:01
  Speaker 8: No, but like each team has like so Optic has
• 18:04
  Speaker 8: like a professional Halo team too.
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: I see.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: It's funny how it's become cool, guys, because when sports started.
• 18:12
  Speaker 8: This isn't cool, guys, definitely not. No, this is like, uh,
• 18:16
  Speaker 8: this is like what you'd imagine. Yeah, that's like the
• 18:20
  Speaker 8: cool guys are like the streamers who like are like
• 18:23
  Speaker 8: some of that some of them are like retired pros
• 18:26
  Speaker 8: who now like drive like Lamborghini's and ship. The guys
• 18:29
  Speaker 8: that are actually on the teams are not cool. They're
• 18:31
  Speaker 8: not the cool guy.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Because you can't be you, like, you can't have like
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: the broccoli haircut and like, yeah, if you're like if
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: you're nice at video games, these guys a time.
• 18:42
  Speaker 8: Most of them are like, yeah, it is funny. It's
• 18:47
  Speaker 8: like they like they all like lose a ship ton
• 18:50
  Speaker 8: of weight after they retire, like they're fucking linebackers like
• 18:55
  Speaker 8: Taylor Lawan. I know, like I'm not even kidding, Like
• 18:58
  Speaker 8: the best pros in the world. After they retire, they
• 19:00
  Speaker 8: all get like jacked and lose like seventy pounds.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Because if they have enough time to focus on video games.
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, hey green Flash, tell us, tell us your secrets
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: all your weight loss. I don't know, after all those years,
• 19:10
  Speaker 6: I finally stood up. Yeah, finally got out of the chair.
• 19:16
  Speaker 8: And the career span is like seventh They like start,
• 19:20
  Speaker 8: they go pro and they're like sixteen, and they retire
• 19:23
  Speaker 8: when they're like twenty five.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: That's got to be low key depressing.
• 19:26
  Speaker 8: They're like twenty five and they'll be they'll be videos,
• 19:28
  Speaker 8: and they'll be like I've just been like like I know,
• 19:30
  Speaker 8: it's like getting close to that. I'm getting close to
• 19:32
  Speaker 8: that age where like I can't really compete anymore the.
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: Other Formula one racers.
• 19:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like I mean NFL. The average NFL careers
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: like two point six years or something. So guys come
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: to the league at twenty one, twenty two and they
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: have to most of them have to find something else
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: to do by the time they're twenty five.
• 19:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, what would what would you what would be your
• 19:49
  Speaker 8: go to? Like what would you try to do if
• 19:52
  Speaker 8: you were in the NFL for two years? And you
• 19:54
  Speaker 8: say you made, like I buy a bus, Well, like
• 19:57
  Speaker 8: how much money would you make if you were in
• 19:59
  Speaker 8: the NFL for two year? It's like minimum couple like
• 20:01
  Speaker 8: a million?
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: A million?
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, a million dollars.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: You made a million dollars, But you don't have a
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: million dollars because you bought a chain. Obviously, well you
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: want a fucking gaudy chain.
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: Multiple dynastics. Cling on sample sales, he probably would have
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: spent more than the guy who bought the chain.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: It's got to be kind of gratifying. You know that
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Kanye Lyric where he's like, you know, white people get money,
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: don't spend it.
• 20:30
  Speaker 12: Yeah, you're kind.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Of like spitting in the face of that lyric. It's like, no,
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: I'm just spending differently at the same rate I would.
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: I always spit in the face of Kanye West, especially
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: since he started coming after Harry.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Your age Jews.
• 20:48
  Speaker 8: Now, actually, I don't think our agent is Jewish.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: No, which explains a lot about your careers, which indicative.
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: Of why here he's going to play Vancouver for very
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: little money.
• 21:05
  Speaker 8: That's probably why you didn't get with the white lotus role. Yeah,
• 21:09
  Speaker 8: he's not my you had a jew up top, he's.
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: Not my TV agent.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Jew up top.
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: Hey. I like that question though, and I'm not just
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: saying this should give the white answer. If I had
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: a million dollars, well, let's say seven hundred thousand, and
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: I were injury rolled out of the NFL at twenty four,
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: twenty five five.
• 21:36
  Speaker 8: First of all five, he's lucky.
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I know, but you said whatever two and a
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: half years right, So uh, I know that. I know
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: that if you get injured and you can't play, they
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: give you an injury settlement that makes sense and not
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: maybe not everyone, but I know a buddy of mine
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: who who's actually an incredible lacrosse Player's name is will Yateman.
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: He played at Maryland for like all four years. But
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: he was huge, Yeah, and so and he was a
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: really good athlete and he ended up going and playing
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: played for the Patriots really yeah, and he was on
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: special teams and he got some some runs. I don't
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: think he was just a practice team player. But he
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: was in the league for a couple of years maybe,
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: and then he and then he got injured and he
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: had an injury settlement. I don't know what it was.
• 22:22
  Speaker 6: It might not have been a ton, but they kind.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Of pay that. I wonder does the team pay it,
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: doesn't insurance pay it.
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: Maybe it's the league even or like there's some thing
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: in the players union that, yeah, you get injured and
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: you can't do it anymore, we'll like give you a
• 22:37
  Speaker 6: payout or something.
• 22:38
  Speaker 8: It probably is something like that if I yes, because
• 22:41
  Speaker 8: it would make sense. I mean, you're it is kind
• 22:42
  Speaker 8: of a risk violent sport. Yeah, you're playing, and you're
• 22:45
  Speaker 8: playing a sport where I always I always think about that,
• 22:48
  Speaker 8: like in the NFL, like when you're when they're walking
• 22:51
  Speaker 8: out of the tunnel, to like go into a game
• 22:54
  Speaker 8: like odds are one of those players will not play
• 22:58
  Speaker 8: the rest of the season. Like do you think they
• 23:00
  Speaker 8: think about that when they're running out, like this could
• 23:02
  Speaker 8: be it my care today?
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: You can't think about that, Like.
• 23:06
  Speaker 8: I mean, how many how many season ending injuries are
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: there per game? My guess is that, genuinely, it's got
• 23:12
  Speaker 8: to be like one per game.
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: This is my theory. It's that so many of them
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: are already dealing with like nagging things, yeah, that they're
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: not thinking about the career ender or the season ender.
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah right, They're just accustomed to like, you know, I
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: had to split my finger or tape my hand up,
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: or yeah I have a mild calf strain, this that,
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: and like I'm I've taken a bunch of fucking pain killers.
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: I'm ready to run through glass. I can't feel any
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: part of my body. Yeah, I've taken a bunch of
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: pre workout and I'm ready to go rip someone's face off. Yeah.
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: And then in that mentality, there's no way you're thinking
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: about yeah until four I listen.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: To the game, But you can't think about as a
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: guy who's watched probably five hundred those games in my life. Yeah,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: you can't be thinking about getting hurt or any possibility
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: of injury, even if you're recovering, because you just have
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: to be thinking about the play. If you're like hesitant
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: for a half second, that's like the margin of difference
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: in speeds between like the fastest guys.
• 24:14
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I guess you just got to You gotta trust
• 24:16
  Speaker 8: your QB.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: You gotta trust Jay Hurts.
• 24:18
  Speaker 8: Trust your QB is not going to be throwing hospital balls.
• 24:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, but I fortunately for Jalen Hurts, that's a specialty.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: You don't even start the slander of Jalen Hurts because
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: I'll have Philly when you're a helmet though, Oh wallow
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: and Gilly through that door.
• 24:32
  Speaker 8: And it is crazy that that that Hurts got one
• 24:35
  Speaker 8: ring and people are trying to add him into like
• 24:37
  Speaker 8: the burrow fucking Josh Allen Mahomes conversation.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Why are you talking about these guys.
• 24:41
  Speaker 8: Who we're trying to compare him to Lamar Lamars zero ring.
• 24:44
  Speaker 8: Lamar is the greatest NFL player of all time.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: You're lack of knowledge.
• 24:49
  Speaker 8: Is right next to Drake May.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Of course, your lack of knowledge is a blade on
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: your record as like a pretty intelligent person.
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: I would go back to school intelligence what I was
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: trying to get to. Yeah, and I don't mean that
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: as huh have it. Wherever I would go get a
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: I would go if I if I didn't have my
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: undergrad degree, I would go finish that, Yeah, and then
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: I would get a master's. Yeah, or try to go
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: to business school. I don't know, whatever I wanted to do.
• 25:19
  Speaker 8: You wouldn't try to get into like media or something.
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: Network is going to hire you a two and a
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: half year career. You have to be really good at media.
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: You know, Greg Olsen just got unseated, and he had
• 25:33
  Speaker 6: an illustrious NFL career and was incredibly good at the job.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Quarterback is just going to come along and take your
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: media job.
• 25:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I guess that job is. Statistically, it's way
• 25:47
  Speaker 8: harder to get than it is to get into the NFL.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, I guess it is harder to do what we
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: do than be in the NFL.
• 25:53
  Speaker 11: Ye.
• 25:53
  Speaker 8: True, Holy shit, I didn't even think of press.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I got I got what you you could do. Maybe
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Yale drama school. Ooh, I mean that's the best drama school.
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: I guess you, being like a professor, I think that
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: if you go into the NFL and you make the
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: NFL and you have your like, holy shit, I've made it.
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: I know that I would go in thinking I'm going
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: to have a ten year career. Yeah, yeah, of course,
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: and then at thirty four, I'll have a pension from
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: the NFL and I'll have saved my you know, only
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: spend my fucking endorsement money, save the salary, and you know,
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: then live off that and then after two and a
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: half years, you're out and you realize, okay, well I
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: need to stop making plans. Yeah, because so to that end,
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: I would say, like that's why school to me, would
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: would be something that just gives you more options.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: I can't imagine going to B school though.
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: Business school would be but one that would give you
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: a lot of options.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: It would, but it'd be so I mean, it'd be
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: probably pretty hard, I guess.
• 26:59
  Speaker 8: On a bright side, like with the nil contra.
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: Get in or to stay.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: In, to get to stay in a guy who's made
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: who's been like an athlete his entire life.
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess, you know, I just know. Justin Tuck
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: went to Wharton.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: So did Brandon Brooks, a former Eagle.
• 27:17
  Speaker 6: Went to Wharton. The Brickishaw Ferguson went to I think
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: Darden at UVA and yeah he's now in private wealth management.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, those guys are probably making more money than
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: they made in the NFL, because if you combine your
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: connections from the NFL and the fact that you can
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: get through business school, you're probably a fucking beast.
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: I think that also if you were in the NFL,
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: like a banking job or whatever, or a trading job
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: where you have to entertain clients, being being you know,
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: a guy who can go out on a Tuesday and
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: Wednesday night to sauce up some some whatever some potential clients,
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: and it's probably.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Fun for a client to be like, oh, I got
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I'm at the brickishaw Ferguson's table.
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and you're like yeah. In the AFC Championship round, boy,
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: I was lining up across from you know, so and
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: so and uh and my hands look at my hands, Yeah,
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: someone passed me the oysters. I can't get my mits
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: around all my fingers are backwards. Anyway, what do you
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: guys think about coming on board for five mil?
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: The dude Hunter Renfro was a receiver. He was on
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Clemson won championships there and then was on the Raiders
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: for a couple of years, had a good season with
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: the Raiders, and I think that he was just like
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: he's like a real estate agent now or something.
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: There you go all those all those jobs like car salesman,
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: you know, real estate agent where you can like somehow
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: parlay the image you built even if you're not a
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: marquee player into selling something. I think is a is
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: a good thing to do.
• 28:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I think, uh, I was gonna say what I
• 28:52
  Speaker 8: was gonna say was I think it's probably good the
• 28:55
  Speaker 8: the nil contracts probably helped people in those situations now
• 28:58
  Speaker 8: because real estate. Think about it, most people that are
• 29:01
  Speaker 8: going to the NFL probably have some sort of NIL
• 29:05
  Speaker 8: deal where they're getting some sort of money. So it's
• 29:07
  Speaker 8: like you also can factor in that money.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you can how to manage and spend your
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: money like earlier on then just when as soon as
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: you get to the league, that's the first money you
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: ever yet and you're like, I'm gonna buy my mom
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: a house.
• 29:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah exactly.
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: That's a great point. I think that now with the
• 29:22
  Speaker 6: nil money, it almost for a certain caliber of college
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: player incentivizes you to finish your degree.
• 29:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah, A ton of people do that.
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: And I think that that's because you're like whatever I'm making,
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: you know, roughly a rookie salary. Yeah, for another year
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: of college, I'll get my degree. I don't know if
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: anyone's thinking that far ahead, but.
• 29:47
  Speaker 8: I'm sure they are. I'm sure if you're not like
• 29:49
  Speaker 8: a fucking a top pick, like if you're not like
• 29:54
  Speaker 8: a if you're not like guaranteed to go in like
• 29:56
  Speaker 8: the first like two rounds, I'm sure you probably contemplate
• 30:00
  Speaker 8: saying in college and taking the nil money.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: What do you think the streamers do after they graduate
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: from the or they retire.
• 30:07
  Speaker 8: Like the CDL guys. Yeah, that's what we were I
• 30:09
  Speaker 8: was talking about that with Mouk and Matt the other night.
• 30:12
  Speaker 8: We were wondering that Peters, Yeah, because we were saying,
• 30:15
  Speaker 8: I wonder how much those guys make, and then I
• 30:16
  Speaker 8: wonder how much what they do when they like, I know,
• 30:19
  Speaker 8: the it's I mean, it's the same as any sport
• 30:23
  Speaker 8: like that's not.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: That'd be sick if they went to the NFL.
• 30:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, it's the same as like fucking like
• 30:29
  Speaker 8: lacrosse or soccer where it's like in America, like the
• 30:34
  Speaker 8: people that are okay don't make anything. The people that
• 30:37
  Speaker 8: are the top people make a shit ton of money,
• 30:39
  Speaker 8: and then when they retire, they make even more money
• 30:41
  Speaker 8: from streaming.
• 30:43
  Speaker 6: Oh they go into streaming.
• 30:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, most of them.
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: They become sort of they go solo.
• 30:49
  Speaker 8: Like like the Optic guys like Scump, Optic Stump, he's
• 30:53
  Speaker 8: like considered to be one of the best Call of
• 30:55
  Speaker 8: Duty players of all time and he retired probably two
• 30:58
  Speaker 8: years ago, and now he's making Jimmy's making millions of dollars.
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: So he retired because he knew he would make more
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: money going alone.
• 31:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: Why did he even stay in it that long? Because
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: it built his profile to compete? Why to compete for
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: that long? Yeah?
• 31:13
  Speaker 8: Because I think they're like obsessed with competing.
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: But can't he compete as a streamer?
• 31:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but you don't, like he wouldn't have like you
• 31:21
  Speaker 8: don't have the time because the amount that those guys practice,
• 31:24
  Speaker 8: they practiced for like eight hours a day, So then
• 31:27
  Speaker 8: you don't want to really go and stream right after that.
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: I guess my question would be, don't you practice for
• 31:32
  Speaker 6: eight hours a day? No? How many hours do you
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: you be honest?
• 31:36
  Speaker 8: How many hours do I played video games a day.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: A week, a week, a day a day.
• 31:40
  Speaker 8: Well, because I don't play every day, right.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: That's why I want to say a week, so we
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: can average it down to a day.
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: Okay, finn I don't.
• 31:45
  Speaker 8: Play every day, and like like I played this week
• 31:49
  Speaker 8: or like this past week. Let me think, like I played.
• 31:52
  Speaker 8: I didn't play at all during the week until I
• 31:54
  Speaker 8: got to Vancouver I played.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: That can't be true.
• 31:57
  Speaker 8: It is because I was we were filming for the
• 32:00
  Speaker 8: I would have order stuff.
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: But don't you that's during the day. You play at
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: night though, right, But.
• 32:05
  Speaker 8: We were filming like until like a ten pm.
• 32:08
  Speaker 6: I know, but you don't. You get home and say
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: I want to You got home from your shows in
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: Vancouver and you wanted to play even though you had as.
• 32:15
  Speaker 8: A lot of factors like mook streams, Mondays and Thursdays.
• 32:18
  Speaker 8: So I don't play Mondays and Thursdays because you want
• 32:21
  Speaker 8: to have a full team. Yeah, So this week I played.
• 32:26
  Speaker 8: I played Friday for maybe two hours, tops, Saturday I
• 32:32
  Speaker 8: played for maybe an hour, and then Sunday I played
• 32:36
  Speaker 8: for probably four hours.
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: And that was the total video game.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, wonder you suck?
• 32:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you're just not your numbers, aren't there?
• 32:46
  Speaker 8: No, not practicing early enough? Do uh?
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: So, like your parents have to like kind of let
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: you just play as much video games as possible from
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: the ages of twelve to sixteen. I don't want to
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: make it till not yours, but I'm saying, like, if
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: you want to make it to be a pro by sixteen,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: you have to have put in like four years of like.
• 33:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I think it's also like they know no
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: because there's not there's not a moment that it would
• 33:16
  Speaker 6: seem to me that every professional Call of Duty guy
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: on one of those teams just had a moment through
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: the early years of them playing as a kid where
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: their parents were just like I've given up. I've given
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: up on getting this kid to do their homework.
• 33:35
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 33:36
  Speaker 8: I mean, I'm sure that's the whole thing. But I
• 33:37
  Speaker 8: think it's also like I think in the age that
• 33:42
  Speaker 8: people go pro at, I think it's like they like you,
• 33:45
  Speaker 8: I think they have an idea like that people around
• 33:48
  Speaker 8: them are probably aware.
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: Like this guy's dude, though genuinely like Okay, so so
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: there's well, there's an inflection point where all of a sudden,
• 33:57
  Speaker 6: your fourteen year old son present sense their PayPal account
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: and it has like forty five thousand dollars in it
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: from streaming or whatever, where the parents are like, okay,
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: you know what you knew and we didn't go forth
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: and prosper. But up to that point, it's either parents
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: who just do not give a fuck. I can't imagine
• 34:22
  Speaker 6: that there are a lot of parents who are so
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: keyed in to the realm of video games as to
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: be aware that their son or their daughter is a
• 34:32
  Speaker 6: prodigy and to you know, basically be like, I'm going
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: to be your agent and I'm taking ten percent. We
• 34:41
  Speaker 6: have an incoming call from you know, red dead redemption.
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: Would you consider picking up the stick for that.
• 34:47
  Speaker 8: Like competitive red tend redemption.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: This new PlayStation controller, I know it doesn't have the
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: hand cooling fan, but they're coming out of Japan and
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: they're offering us ten thousand for you to just take
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: a picture with it. You don't even have to use.
• 34:59
  Speaker 8: It is not something you'd want. You want hand heating.
• 35:02
  Speaker 6: You can do what Andy Roddick did and actually tape
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: the controller and pretend like it's the new Babylon racket,
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: when in fact it's it's the old one that he's
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: more comfortable with.
• 35:12
  Speaker 8: You know, Yeah, I don't. I really don't know. I
• 35:14
  Speaker 8: really don't know. But I think, like, I think the
• 35:17
  Speaker 8: gap between professional call of duty players and someone like
• 35:21
  Speaker 8: me is so insanely large, and like the thing with
• 35:26
  Speaker 8: the thing that's interesting about video games is at verse,
• 35:28
  Speaker 8: like professional sports is like if Derrick Henry was like,
• 35:36
  Speaker 8: there's no situation, we're out of nowhere, I would be
• 35:38
  Speaker 8: playing against Derek Henry in football, you know what I mean? No,
• 35:42
  Speaker 8: But then but there's a situation where, like a professional
• 35:45
  Speaker 8: call of duty player could get into a lobby with
• 35:47
  Speaker 8: a bunch of people that suck and like, say, they're
• 35:49
  Speaker 8: not even they don't like it's a kid. It's a
• 35:51
  Speaker 8: seventeen year old kid doesn't even know he's pro yet.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: So this sounds more like golf. I feel like golf,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: you could wind up playing against like a pro. It
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: could be some kind of pro am shit.
• 35:59
  Speaker 6: Or yeah, invitationals. Are there scouts? Serious question? I don't
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: know about scouts video games. Given the size of the
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: sports world, I would assume that a lot of the
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: traditional ways in of true professional sports apply there too.
• 36:24
  Speaker 6: But there's like recruiters and there are guys that work
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: for you know what what what are the major video
• 36:31
  Speaker 6: game companies? Who makes Call of Duty?
• 36:35
  Speaker 8: It's like Activision, tray Arc.
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so like Activision probably has some guy or a
• 36:42
  Speaker 6: team of guys.
• 36:43
  Speaker 8: It wouldn't be Activision directly. It would be like the teams.
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: Dude, why wouldn't it stand to reach I.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Like, say, an NFL would have scouts as opposed to
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: the Seattle Seahawks.
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, but why wouldn't wouldn't it stand a reason
• 36:56
  Speaker 6: that Activision would want to know who the upcoming young
• 37:01
  Speaker 6: stars could be?
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Don't they rank it all?
• 37:04
  Speaker 8: It's like, yeah, I mean there's ranked play, so it's
• 37:07
  Speaker 8: like if you're like, you could like I, if I
• 37:09
  Speaker 8: played hard enough and I was good enough, I could
• 37:11
  Speaker 8: get into the top two fifty of ranked which is
• 37:15
  Speaker 8: visible for anyone to see, so obviously like out of nowhere,
• 37:18
  Speaker 8: if there was some dude who was the fifth top
• 37:21
  Speaker 8: ranked player in the world and wasn't cheating, you'd probably
• 37:25
  Speaker 8: be like, teams would probably be like, who the fuck
• 37:26
  Speaker 8: is this guy?
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Basically my question is how do I get the Rown
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Twins by like twelve years old?
• 37:32
  Speaker 8: You got to get them started, Earl.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, is it a system because NFL
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: that's that ship is saled? Look at my legs.
• 37:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, look like I've thought about it before,
• 37:42
  Speaker 8: and is there some Is there any resentment towards my
• 37:45
  Speaker 8: parents a little bit?
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah? That's what I mean. How can I undo the
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: sins of your parents?
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: So my children can become.
• 37:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, because look like I was probably the best at
• 37:55
  Speaker 8: any call of dutyo I've ever been was probably Modern
• 37:57
  Speaker 8: Warfare three, and that was when I was probably like twelve, And.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: So now him never doing his homework makes way more sense,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 38:07
  Speaker 13: But it's such a it's such a sophie's choice, though,
• 38:11
  Speaker 13: because if you don't do your homework, you're gonna end
• 38:15
  Speaker 13: up in most cases with fewer options.
• 38:20
  Speaker 8: Let's just say, like, let's put it this way that
• 38:22
  Speaker 8: there's like how hard it is to be on the NFL.
• 38:24
  Speaker 8: Like there's twelve teams in the CDL and they all
• 38:28
  Speaker 8: have four players on them. It's nearly impossible to be
• 38:31
  Speaker 8: on one of those.
• 38:32
  Speaker 6: Right, Yes, So if you're like I'm not, we're not
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: gonna make our kid. We're gonna be fine with our
• 38:36
  Speaker 6: kid getting d's and going to school two days a week.
• 38:40
  Speaker 8: It's a terrible idea.
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: It's like being the parent of a like a skier.
• 38:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 38:45
  Speaker 6: Like there we had this ski school remain that was
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: called Carabasset Valley Academy, where they just would like ski
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: from nine am till three or two. Yeah, and then
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: they'd go to like host of what hour of becoming
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: an Olympic in And.
• 39:01
  Speaker 8: They had I had I grew up with people like that.
• 39:02
  Speaker 6: And they had, you know, a racing team, and then
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: they had a freestyle and like a moguls team. Yeah,
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: and and and we had we had some kids at
• 39:12
  Speaker 6: my school who for the winter would just kind of
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: drop out of school and go up there at Sugar
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: Loaf and they would they would go to CVA for
• 39:24
  Speaker 6: whatever four months and come back and get back into
• 39:28
  Speaker 6: math class and they've missed you know. Yeah, I grew
• 39:32
  Speaker 6: up with people like that half the year, half the curriculum.
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: So you're your odds of actually having that pan out
• 39:40
  Speaker 6: to me.
• 39:41
  Speaker 8: I always wondered though, if that was a huge if
• 39:43
  Speaker 8: that was more so like like we're doing this to
• 39:46
  Speaker 8: try to get you into a good college under like
• 39:48
  Speaker 8: a scholarship, or if it was like genuine like we're
• 39:52
  Speaker 8: like we're hoping you're gonna go to the Olympics.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: But I think that it's not even that bad of
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: a proposition because I think a lot of kids just
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: don't get the fucking lessons any way, Like they don't
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: none of it like hits their brain, Like they zone
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: out in class anyway, So like missing a year of math,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: like you might wind up just being dumb anyway, you
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: might not have that, and you when you're sitting in class,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: at least you got a little got tired out a
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: little bit.
• 40:15
  Speaker 6: But that's a big chicken egg thing. It's like, are
• 40:18
  Speaker 6: they dumb because they you took them out and put
• 40:21
  Speaker 6: them into ski school.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: At least I know how to ski, and they're dumb.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Some people just wind up dumb.
• 40:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah right, some people is just garden variety stupid because
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: if it's if it's not Olympics, you're a lifty, right
• 40:35
  Speaker 6: with that pedigree. What's a lifty the guy that slows
• 40:41
  Speaker 6: the fucking chairlift down as you sit down. Yeah, that's like, yeah,
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: you're right, smokes more weed than Harry, you know.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: So we're talking about a legend.
• 40:53
  Speaker 8: I mean, it's gonna die at fifty. I mean, yeah,
• 40:56
  Speaker 8: I don't know. I don't know what the Yeah, I
• 41:01
  Speaker 8: guess the risk is, like you probably have to be
• 41:04
  Speaker 8: unbelievably good for anyone to be like this is something
• 41:09
  Speaker 8: you should pursue. Let's put it this way.
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: Growing up and obviously I was before the rise of esports.
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: But if I had grown up now, I know my
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: parents well enough to know that for me to convince
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: them that I had a brighter future in video games,
• 41:28
  Speaker 6: then I would had they you know, from them continuing
• 41:32
  Speaker 6: to push me in school and whatever other stuff, I
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: would have needed to present them with like full blown
• 41:42
  Speaker 6: checks and be like, hey, here's my college tuition.
• 41:46
  Speaker 8: But I think that want me to go. I think
• 41:47
  Speaker 8: that is what people like. I think that's what it
• 41:49
  Speaker 8: used to be like. Is that like you would go
• 41:52
  Speaker 8: compete in like minor tournaments on the weekend or like
• 41:54
  Speaker 8: challengers tournaments, and then like if you won those, like
• 41:59
  Speaker 8: maybe your parents would be like Okay.
• 42:01
  Speaker 6: The only exception would be if you had a parent
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: who was also obsessed with video game.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, which is now probably like guys aren't aging out
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: of video now. Guys are playing video games until they die.
• 42:12
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  Speaker 8: As we were playing war Zone and it's like that's
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  Speaker 8: We we beat those guys. We ended up not winning
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  Speaker 6: Dude, Honestly like you, guys would never want me to
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: play with you because I would It would take me
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: way too long to get you. Guys would get better,
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: and I can't close the gap. I can't close the gap.
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: I don't think you'd be that much worse than Mook.
• 49:55
  Speaker 6: Well that's insulting to Connor, it is, but it's true.
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: I just don't see it. I don't see myself getting
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: good enough. What did you beyond you watch me play
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: for the first time ever. Yeah, you're terrible, but I
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: still got five kills. Yeah, but that doesn't that's like
• 50:14
  Speaker 6: a whole different I can't figure out if you're trying
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: to be complimentary because me first you were like, you
• 50:20
  Speaker 6: should try, you'll be okay. Well then I did okay
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: that first time, You're like, you're terrible.
• 50:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah, don't do it. Yeah, you are terrible. But I
• 50:28
  Speaker 8: think if you I've never played, I know that's what
• 50:30
  Speaker 8: I'm saying. I think if you gave it like a
• 50:31
  Speaker 8: week of playing consistently, I think you'd be like fine,
• 50:34
  Speaker 8: Like I think you'd be like, you'd understand it more, yeah,
• 50:39
  Speaker 8: and you'd like know what you're doing.
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: Sometimes I think about video games the way I think
• 50:43
  Speaker 6: about like skateboarding, where I watched clips and I'm like,
• 50:46
  Speaker 6: that's awesome, and I like the idea of it. I
• 50:51
  Speaker 6: like the the vision of myself having that as a
• 50:55
  Speaker 6: hobby to myself and looking forward the way that you
• 50:58
  Speaker 6: do as a true to Okay, I've gotten through my work,
• 51:02
  Speaker 6: I've gotten through my day, and instead of me fucking
• 51:06
  Speaker 6: around to try to find some new sports documentary on
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: Netflix to watch for three hours, yeah, to wind down
• 51:12
  Speaker 6: or two hours, I'll I'll play video games with my friends,
• 51:16
  Speaker 6: which is collaborative. I do like that aspect of it. Yeah,
• 51:20
  Speaker 6: that it's clearly a team thing and something that you
• 51:22
  Speaker 6: bond with your buddies over to your credit, you correspond
• 51:27
  Speaker 6: with your close friends more than maybe anyone I know.
• 51:31
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, we keep in touch.
• 51:33
  Speaker 6: You say that you FaceTime and talked to Bo and
• 51:36
  Speaker 6: Peters and all them every day. Yeah, every day. The
• 51:39
  Speaker 6: fact that we can call Bo in Spain on FaceTime
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: in the middle of the day and he just picks up.
• 51:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, And isn't like, boy, I haven't heard from
• 51:48
  Speaker 6: you in a while. I'm glad you caught me. It's
• 51:50
  Speaker 6: a rare good moment in between you know, my siesta
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: and my yeah whatever.
• 51:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't know.
• 51:59
  Speaker 6: All good.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everything's great. What are you boys talking about?
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: Video game? Video game?
• 52:04
  Speaker 8: Still?
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: I guess the move is just to make your children
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: well rounded. Like you can't specialize, you can't over specialize,
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: or you hope to over specialize in something because like
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: the chances are it's not going to work out.
• 52:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, do you ever see a Searching for Bobby Fisher? No,
• 52:22
  Speaker 6: you never saw that movie. You would have liked that movie.
• 52:24
  Speaker 6: Did you ever see that movie?
• 52:24
  Speaker 12: Run?
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: I don't think I did. I'm familiar with him though.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: The chess player who disappears.
• 52:29
  Speaker 6: What that movie's about a dad, an overbearing dad played
• 52:33
  Speaker 6: by Arquette David Arkette, Okay, no, John Cusack, excuse me,
• 52:40
  Speaker 6: John Cusack. And he has a young son who's probably
• 52:44
  Speaker 6: like seven and is a chess prodigy, and it's about
• 52:48
  Speaker 6: him trying to, you know, cultivate his son's chess ability,
• 52:53
  Speaker 6: and he becomes totally obsessed, and you know, hires a
• 52:57
  Speaker 6: grandmaster to tutor him and all this stuff. But there's
• 53:03
  Speaker 6: a moment where he has an angry conversation with his
• 53:06
  Speaker 6: son's like kindergarten teacher and the kindergarteners teachers like, I
• 53:11
  Speaker 6: don't you know, I feel like there's a lot of
• 53:14
  Speaker 6: this chess thing is taking a lot of time away
• 53:17
  Speaker 6: from his ability to grow. And the dad's like chess thing,
• 53:22
  Speaker 6: this chess thing, you wouldn't even understand. The gift that
• 53:26
  Speaker 6: my son has. And I think I can see you know,
• 53:30
  Speaker 6: us having that same conversation if we're trying to push
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: our kids for it in video games with our kindergarten teachers.
• 53:37
  Speaker 8: I mean, I think, yeah, it probably comes down to,
• 53:39
  Speaker 8: like you, probably anyone that's that good at like that
• 53:45
  Speaker 8: at call of duty, really good at other.
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: Things too, what you're concerning what I can just see
• 53:52
  Speaker 6: that conversation where the kindergarten teachers like, yeah, we so
• 53:55
  Speaker 6: we assigned the kids to do some finger painting and
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: your son drew a leader board with blood drops coming down.
• 54:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I really, I mean it's got to be something
• 54:07
  Speaker 8: where like how did how do how does anyone get
• 54:09
  Speaker 8: into any creative or any.
• 54:10
  Speaker 6: Sort of.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, as a parent who just like I.
• 54:16
  Speaker 8: Got into success, I convinced my parents to let me
• 54:18
  Speaker 8: drop out of college to.
• 54:19
  Speaker 6: Do this because you were making money.
• 54:22
  Speaker 8: I wasn't making money. That was offered.
• 54:24
  Speaker 6: You had money there you go. You had you had
• 54:26
  Speaker 6: a literal job offer with benefits and a salary. Yeah.
• 54:31
  Speaker 8: So there's also a contract for one year and it
• 54:34
  Speaker 8: was not a lot of money at all.
• 54:35
  Speaker 6: Okay, But my point being, that is exactly the comp
• 54:39
  Speaker 6: I would use for video games.
• 54:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah, give it a year.
• 54:42
  Speaker 6: No that you can present your parents with a money
• 54:47
  Speaker 6: making opportunity and say I have this, I foresee this,
• 54:52
  Speaker 6: this is how I see this going. I've I've built this,
• 54:55
  Speaker 6: and like people in my position tend to go this
• 54:57
  Speaker 6: route and this is the the five year and your
• 55:00
  Speaker 6: trajectory or whatever, and get off my back. I know
• 55:04
  Speaker 6: what I'm doing, you know, me me staying in school
• 55:09
  Speaker 6: to broaden my horizons or whatever. I'm just gonna be partying.
• 55:12
  Speaker 6: I'm just gonna be wasting my time and we'll save
• 55:15
  Speaker 6: money on college tuition, YadA, YadA. Life. Yeah.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: I remember when my my like uh like rap battle
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: started going like viral, and it was like the summer
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: of my junior year and I of college and I
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: was like pretty convinced that I was going to drop
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: out of college. And my mom was like, do not
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: do that. What are you fucking like, what are you thinking? Like,
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: please do not do that.
• 55:36
  Speaker 8: Basically well, going into senior year, yeah, she was like,
• 55:39
  Speaker 8: just finish, get your degree or whatever.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: And it's like, I'm on one hand, I didn't you
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: ever use my degree for a single thing in my life?
• 55:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Two degrees. I haven't used either of them for fucking anything.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: But on the other hand, I fucking like wandered in
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: the wilderness for fucking like six or seven years before
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: I was like constantly making good money, So it's not
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: like I had a money making option on the other
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: side of it anyway.
• 56:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, do you think that that period of wandering was
• 56:10
  Speaker 6: uh you benefited at all during that period from the
• 56:14
  Speaker 6: fact that you'd finished college?
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Not at all, really, not at not. Once my first
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: job was at like a bar as a roast beef cutter.
• 56:23
  Speaker 6: And able to cut that roast beef without having finished
• 56:25
  Speaker 6: at Penn State.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that had nothing to do with it. I was
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: so overqualified for that job, was still somehow bad at it.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: And then like my next job's like where can I
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: ouji wuji or whatever fucking odd jobs I did or
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: fucking battle rap shit or fucking uh like selling websites
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: for the Catholic Church. None of that shit. It required
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: a fucking degree.
• 56:49
  Speaker 8: All that shit I basically scamming, but Nigerian print scamming.
• 56:52
  Speaker 6: But hold on, I don't know.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: I have noted have money for you. All you have
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: to do is give me your first dog's kneed, your
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: mother's maide a name please.
• 57:06
  Speaker 8: I could see you getting into scamming, like post college.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: That'd be so sick. I definitely have buddies that scammed.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: One of the actually they were scamming going into college.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: They went to Penn State's first like opening weekend, and
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: they went around from room to room, two friends specifically,
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: and one of them wound up in jail at one point,
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: but they sold. They went like dorm room to dorm
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: room and sold, uh, frat passes something that just doesn't exist. Yeah,
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: they're like, you want a frat pass for this year.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: It's one hundred twenty dollars every party. And kids are like,
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: oh shit, every party for the entire year. And they're like, yeah,
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: you just they might have had bracelets or something like that.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Have your here's your frat pass.
• 57:49
  Speaker 8: That's crazy.
• 57:50
  Speaker 6: We started my senior year, we started trying to go
• 57:53
  Speaker 6: to there were always these brains I think they were
• 57:55
  Speaker 6: called was it bracelet parties I guess me, or like
• 58:01
  Speaker 6: ticket parties like BC and BU would throw these ticket
• 58:06
  Speaker 6: parties where you had to like someone over there would
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: rent out a bar and you would buy a ticket
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: for whatever twenty five bucks and then you'd go and
• 58:17
  Speaker 6: It was like I think all you could drink or
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: maybe you got a deal on beers, but you had
• 58:26
  Speaker 6: to be invited to be part of their list or whatever.
• 58:29
  Speaker 6: And we would have one connection for like forty of
• 58:35
  Speaker 6: us or thirty of us had no one person, a
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: girl who would invite one of them and she was like,
• 58:41
  Speaker 6: I can get you on the list, and she would
• 58:43
  Speaker 6: send him the ticket and then we would go to
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: the same like printing and copy center on mass Ave
• 58:53
  Speaker 6: that we would use to like photo copy textbooks that
• 58:57
  Speaker 6: we had to buy for classes, yeah, which were like
• 59:01
  Speaker 6: one hundred and fifty bucks or something insane, and then
• 59:04
  Speaker 6: we would just get one up. We would all split
• 59:06
  Speaker 6: the textbook and then literally photo copy it for like
• 59:10
  Speaker 6: twenty of us so that we didn't all have to
• 59:12
  Speaker 6: buy the book. I think it was totally illegal, but
• 59:16
  Speaker 6: we would go to that place which we shouldn't be
• 59:18
  Speaker 6: at all. Well, you're you're doing to a copy written book.
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: What you're doing to like burning and pirating music? Probably yeah,
• 59:30
  Speaker 6: But anyway, the point was we would go there and
• 59:32
  Speaker 6: we would get you had to it was like laminated passes,
• 59:36
  Speaker 6: laminated tickets, and so we would get the exact one
• 59:39
  Speaker 6: done laminated and it wouldn't you get like thirty of
• 59:43
  Speaker 6: them and they wouldn't be that expensive. And we would
• 59:45
  Speaker 6: go to the bars and we would have to go
• 59:47
  Speaker 6: early because with our added numbers they would reach fire capacity. Yeah,
• 59:53
  Speaker 6: and we would displace like forty thirty people that were
• 59:57
  Speaker 6: actually legitimately on the list. Just created huge ill will
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 6: from BC, Northeastern and BU towards the Harvard men, the
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 6: Harvard like pirates. And then sometimes they'd get in their
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 6: fights would break out, I'm sure. And and uh, there
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 6: was a period my senior year in the winter where
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 6: like it was almost like every other time we went
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 6: into Boston, somehow we'd get into a fight.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: Ye.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 6: And I had to tell our team like, I don't
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 6: think we knock it off because I knew of a
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 6: I knew of a college kid and you know, from
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 6: from Maine who went to Bates and he was on
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 6: the lacrosse team and he got he got he was
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 6: trying to break up a fight and he got stabbed
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 6: and killed. Yeah. It was like a big, really sad story.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 6: And so I like read them the press release on
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 6: that and was like, I think it'd be better if
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 6: we didn't get into fights.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 8: Every night with rival schools.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we should probably slow this down.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: So you guys were a bunch of.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they didn't like us Holy Seas on Tuesday, that
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: was the bu bar we would go.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: Don't they have known that you guys, as you're going
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: in are like the Harvard guys, Like if there was,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: if it created the ill will, why didn't they nip
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: it in the bud? Is my question?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 6: Well, because it was a bouncer at the door who
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 6: was reading off a list and or like not even
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 6: reading off the list, just checking the tickets, got it
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 6: and we would go in. We would present them and
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 6: they look totally legit, and we would go in and
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 6: then there'd be like later in the night, there'd be
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 6: some huge hullabaloo and then we'd probably get kicked out,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 6: at which point we'd run into the throng of guys
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 6: who were like, fuck, you stop coming to our party.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 6: You're not invited to.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 8: You were on the other end of the good you
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: were the guy you were, You were the uh you're
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 8: going to be serving. You're gonna be serving me and
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 8: my kids fries. On our way up to the ski
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 8: trip to.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 6: Show Mountain to Sugar Love Well, I don't know if
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 6: we we didn't say that you're saying they said that
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 6: to us.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: No, no, you said that is what he's saying.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 8: Like you guys were on the other end of like
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 8: you guys were the Harvard guys at the bar.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 6: No, we weren't. We were trying. We were. We were
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 6: sneaking our way in like a bunch of townies, like
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 6: a bunch of bu guys and and the like the
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 6: rich Bu kids were ruffled.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: How are you trying to convince people that you were
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: a BU kid where you were like fucking up like
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: the addition on the tip or.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 6: I'd be like I'd be like, yeah, I'd be like,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 6: do I know you from a from math class?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 6: I do I know you.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 8: From Uh yeah, I remember pretending we took we took
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 8: a decimal. Yeah, because someone I don't know just give
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 8: him fifteen bucks.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 8: It's easy there, Like it's like at that scene in
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 8: Gobil Hunting. Yeah, fucking easy. This is from how hard.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: This is.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 8: Totally pretend.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 6: But that's where I'm saying. We were the ben Afflecks.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 6: We were going up to girls and being like, don't
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 6: I know you from from history history?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 6: It surveys.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's funny about all this is that if you
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: had it's it's kind of like how you're saying if
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: if Harry had spent the time playing video games studying,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Like if you had spent all the time that you
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: spent in Harvard scamming and fucking getting into fights with me,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: you kids, Yeah, you would have. You would have been
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: a half of a Winklevoss at this point.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 6: You're not wrong, but uh, yeah, I guess I don't
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 6: know how that doesn't end in jail for me in prison.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you would be like the guy in the White
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Lotus snow spoilers who is very concerned, the guy who's
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: based on Thomas Ravenel from Southern.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 6: Charm Oh is that who that dad is based on?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 8: I love the dad.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 6: Dad's the best. Mom is the best character.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: Mom is incredible.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 6: What are you talking about? They're gonna come live over
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 6: here for a year.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: She was amazing investing show.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 8: Wait, that's the last episode, isn't it.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm halfway through it. Oh, Okay, I haven't finished yet,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 6: but I've already seen the meme, so I know there's
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 6: a big moment.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: You guys, remember her character in Best in Show. Yeah,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: it's like a completely different type of like waspy rich person.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 6: She's She's got hu Drange. She was in You've Got Mail. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 6: she's an amazing character.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 8: That's a lot of old ship.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah you know who You've Got Mail?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 8: Because I looked up for IMDb.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: Bro Paul's brow.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 8: You know you got You've Got Mail?
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: Because I knew it was that girl movie I didn't
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: watch along the Sleepless in Seattle.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 6: Oh my god. All of those Meg Ryan rom coms
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 6: are must watch, must watch.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Meg Ryan did. Actually I guess she did it for
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: me in that movie I Q where she was like
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: Albert Einstein's like daughter or some show.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 6: Don't watch those, you gotta watch Rob comes with like
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 6: When Harry Met Sally.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: All these not watching Tom Hanks. You can't convince me
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: to watch that fucking.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 8: I never saw When Harry Mitt Sally.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 6: It's an awesome movie. It's truly amazing. It's Billy Billy Crystal.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 6: I don't think it's I don't think it's Woody Allen.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 6: But it's the woman who died. I don't like it's
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 6: the woman who died who wrote all of those rom
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 6: coms and she was in.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 8: Is it like a good Is it like it's a
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 8: good movie?
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 6: It's a good movie.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 8: Isn't it more? I think it's heavier on the rom.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 6: Though, correct me. It's pretty funny. No, it's funny.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: You're talking about it chick flick.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not going to argue with on this.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 8: It's good. It's worth watching.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 6: When Harry met Sally is a perfect movie.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 8: Perfect.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 6: I would call it a perfect movie.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 8: I'd call The Department a perfect movie.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 6: Okay, I don't know. I don't disagree. I think when
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 6: Harry Mettsalie is a perfect movie. I think groundhog Day
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 6: is a perfect movie.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 8: Interesting.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: I think Apocalypto is a perfect movie.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 6: Interesting, ruled so I think I think Back to the
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 6: Future is a perfect movie.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 8: Movie, good movie. Kind Of weird though, when he's like
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 8: trying to fuck his mom and.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: Know, yeah, I don't know, that's a little white loaders.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 8: Sucking the mom would kind of take it down from
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 8: perfect movie. Was good one weird.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 6: Part you're doing that? John mulaney Amy Schumer bit, what's
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 6: that when he tries to fuck his mom?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 8: I'm not familiar.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 6: John mulaney does a bit about that about what about
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 6: in back back to the Future to his mom? Yeah,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 6: what is the bit? It's literally that something about like,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 6: you know, it's a little weird when he tries to
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 6: fuck his mom or when his mom tries to fuck
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 6: him you.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, John mulaney and Amy Schumer really have a love.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 6: Trying triangle triangle out walking behind the guys.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: It's just you're on the same wavelengths all the time.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 6: Have you never? Have you never encountered that bit or
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 6: said that joke yourself and then had people comment that
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 6: it was a John mullaney bit.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 8: Back to the Future. Yeah, I don't think I'm the
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 8: first person ever think it was weird that that's not
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 8: what I mean.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 6: I thought you had run I thought you had said
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 6: that before, and then had people get on you about
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 6: John mullaney.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Different, John Different.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 6: Oh, you're taking all.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: Of he's lifting full specials. He's like you think it's
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: funny when you go to church people.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 8: I did a joke a while ago, Millennium. I did
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 8: a joke a while ago about walking home behind a
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 8: girl and being worried that she was thinking that I
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 8: was following her. And then I guess he had a
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 8: bit where he's on the subway and there's a girl.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 8: It's from like an it's not even from like a
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 8: special it's from like an album of his Yeah, and.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: A Grammy winning album like that.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 8: Nobody saw. I didn't. I'd never listened to a John
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 8: Laney album.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 6: I never listened to the one where he talks about
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 6: why he quit drinking. No, oh, it's fucking good.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 8: I haven't listened to I haven't seen most of John Laney's.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 6: He talks about going to like high school parties and
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 6: how he had this one friend. They would go to
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 6: high school parties at people's houses where the parents were away,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 6: and they would like cause a ruckus And he had
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 6: one friend who was a psychopath who what he would
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 6: do is he would go upstairs into like the parents'
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 6: bedrooms and steal family photos. And John was like, why
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 6: would you do that? And he goes cause it's the
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 6: one thing you can't replace, you know that bit? I
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 6: fucking love that bit?
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I never not never. I never got into
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 8: John Mulley. And my sister has always been a huge
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 8: I mean I know, like I've seen like his biggest jokes,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 8: like ship like that.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 6: You never did you watch?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 8: I saw see like the Timothy shallow A bit the boy.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: Did you watch Bill Burd's special?
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm keen too.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: You liked it?
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 8: I thought it was great.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: I liked it. I don't think I thought it was
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: I thought it was very very good. I felt like
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: a little bit more. It was just like, I'm not
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: like disparaging his jokes or perspective. It was just like
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: more sentimental than uh than like funny at some points.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'd agree with that, but I liked that.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he had some amazing That guitar center ship
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: was the guitar Center bit was shooting ship was hilarious.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I thought it was great. I mean, look, I
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 8: thought like I also.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: Thought Schultz's special was really sentimental, but I liked that.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 8: I didn't watch his.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 6: I thought it was good.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: I thought, yeah, I thought that was really really good too.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 8: I saw the sentimental too. I saw the bit about
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 8: the doing the coming into the cup and he said
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 8: that they would be. It had like a line it
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 8: said like filthy here, yeah, and he was like, give
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 8: me a contact lens. That was like the trailer that
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 8: played that. I thought that was very funny, but I
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 8: never got around to watching them.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 6: I was working on a bid for a while there
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 6: about uh, the process of going to like.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 8: Oh I because I forgot yeah you did that, yeah,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 8: but I never fleshed it out.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, And then I bailed on.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: I had I thought I had a good punch on.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 8: I had a good I think I finally got some
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 8: new material that is going to be good, which I'm
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 8: very happy about.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 6: The funny part I had in that joke about going
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 6: to the uh com doctor the com doctor was that
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 6: they have they have poorn DVDs and then over ear headphones.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that are like still sweating from the last guy.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 6: And then there's a chair. There's a chair, a leather
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 6: chair with no no tissue paper cover.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 8: A leather chair is nasty, and uh, rather it be
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 8: a beach chair.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, And I said, uh plastic yeah. And I said
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 6: something about how uh I liked you know, the idea.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 6: You could just you could feel the ghosts of men
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 6: and it was interesting to stand in the footsteps of
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 6: men who would quite literally come before you. That was
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 6: my punchline. And I don't mind, you know, half burning it,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 6: because I'm never gonna tell it never worked out.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: It does it does feel there is like so I
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: went in the same rooms to get my ship looked at,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: and they fucking uh. My chair was also leather and
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: it was split, like the leather was like split with
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: it like coming up someone like sit hard. And they
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: had the same peepads I used for my dogs for you,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: Like it was.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 8: It's insane that that's like some of the people have
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 8: to Dude, I can't. Even when I go to the
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 8: doctor and they make you pee in the cup, I can't.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 8: I just I just don't do it.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: That little room and it feels like where they signed
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: the Declaration of Independence, like it has like this like
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: air of like history in there.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 8: Dude, I go to the doctor and I see in
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 8: the room for like fifteen minutes and then I come
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 8: out and I'm like, I can't. I there's just no
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 8: p in me. They're like, do you want to drink
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 8: some water? And I'm like, it's not gonna do anything.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 8: It's just gonna go. I'm not gonna piss.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 6: The waiting room for the male the fertility clinic for
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 6: the men, if it was like eight in the morning
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 6: when I went, and there were like seven other dudes there. Yeah,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 6: and there was a very strange air in the room.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 6: Of knowing that every single one of us was minutes
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 6: away from.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: Jersey and that someone is going to have the most yeah.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and it's just like when they call, it's like
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 6: being summoned for the gang bangs.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, like okay.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 6: Uh mister Ellis and you're like, yep, all right, good luck,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 6: you know yeah yeah yeah, and you know I was
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 6: just it's a very bizarre You never.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 8: Go around and like, you know, fist bumps boys. Yeah,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 8: Like there's definitely there's definitely a dude in there who's
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 8: done that.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: Hips apps up.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're signing, you're sizing up your competition like that,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 6: and the nurses are to.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 14: You come out and walking out and you're like to
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 14: the brim, yeah, like that guy's definitely going to taste
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 14: some of this looks like a frothy Mills taking a sip.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: But otherwise, like the nurses will be like, that's it.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: That would be so funny.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 8: Where'd the rest go?
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: Did you?
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 8: There?
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: Is there another container?
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 8: This is the overflow.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 6: There's got to be some good joke about the challenge
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 6: of like pointing your erect penis into a cup that's small,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 6: like that's small, trying to refuel a space station or something.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're trying to trying to catch it like
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: a fucking How big is the cup?
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 8: Isn't the cup like this big?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 6: No, it's not huge. It's tiny. It's like it's the
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 6: pea cup.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 8: I would have no problem fitting my dick inside of it.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 6: That's not what I mean. That's not what I mean.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 6: It's different when you have a when you have a boner,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 6: When you have a boner that wants to be pointing up,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 6: pointing it down into the cup is the hard party,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 6: I see.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: Because you're you're not going to hold the cup over
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: the end of it.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you think about this when you jerk off. You
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 6: don't usually jerk off pointing your stick towards your feet.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: It's very like it's like Indiana Jones type of act
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: where at the last second you have to like swap
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: the one, like you to like swap the fucking Yeah.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 6: It's like a vet pulling the horses penis out of
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 6: the woman and putting it into the cup.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: It's like a very uh precise act.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 15: What did you do in Indiana Jones? Just like he
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 15: takes the bag, yeah, gobblin. He sizes it up and
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 15: just from looking at it. He's like, yeah, I got
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 15: this perfect bag of sand. This is exactly the same way.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 15: Sure isn't sure? The ancient Mayan people know that's why
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 15: the rock starts rolling. By the way, have you ever
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 15: seen there's like some theme park it's you know, maybe
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 15: Universal Studios where they're re enacting.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: That Disney World. It's in Disney World.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 6: And someone's running away from the big rolling rock and
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 6: it and they're all like immediately people start running.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 8: Out, like running through the water.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 6: That shouldn't have happened.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 8: It kind of makes them think, though, You're like, why
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 8: are they not just using like all and you could
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 8: just like flick away. It's a movie quality.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 6: We believe in the authenticity.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 8: Of that was the real ball. That was the real ball.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 6: They swapped the ball.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: We got a Baldwin on set.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 8: He only wants to go with the real ball. You
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 8: can't get into character.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 6: Steman's like, look, I actually like the fact that it's real.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 6: It makes me run faster.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 8: Do you think you'll ever go to Disney World again?
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 6: I do.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah, probably, you'll probably five years old, yeah yeah, but
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 8: people always take their kids there when they're way too young.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: Who had a fucking hilarious bit about that, oh Bargatzi
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: bargots did. He was like someone was like, yeah, you
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: take your kid when her too young, and he's like, yeah,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: I'll just keep my kid in the closet until they start.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: I remember yesterday.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I went when I was like really fucking young,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 8: and I don't remember any of it. I remember I
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 8: told the story about how how we don't like rides
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 8: in my family, so we just like went and saw
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 8: the Tower of Terror and like heard people screaming, and
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 8: we were like, damn, that's scary as fuck, and then
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 8: we just walked away.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious, your whole family doesn't like rides.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 6: I remember going at an age so young that even
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 6: at that age, I was surprised to think, are we poor, right,
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 6: because you.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: Just eye an eye with a bunch of knee braces.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 6: The room that we had, I don't think we stayed
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 6: on campus, yeah, I mean it felt like we were
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 6: in an airbnb before that existed.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 8: That's kind of what it's like, though.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 6: I remember. I remember my whole family. We there was
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 6: like one bed and then there was a murphy bed
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 6: that came out of the wall that my sister and
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 6: I shared. Yeah, and it was really not clean.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 8: I think it's just it's probably just insanely expensive.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 6: I guess, so we would have been like nineteen ninety three, dude.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we shot there for like the Barstool Travel Show
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: or whatever, like I mean like whatever six years ago.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: But uh, it was insane to go as an adult.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: And those hotels on campus. I don't think they're that expensive,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: but they're fucking huge. I just remember walking down the
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: hallway for hours.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 6: It's casino like it's very Yeah, children time, children casina time.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: Damn, that is a whole ass children's casino.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I went.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 6: I went.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 8: We went again when I was older because I have
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 8: the younger sisters and my parents wanted to take them,
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 8: and I remember going and being like this is I was.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 14: I was.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 8: It was more interesting than anything. I was like, this
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 8: isn't really like it was kind of like weird. It
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 8: is weird. It's a little weird.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 6: Well, you've always been ahead of your time. You probably
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 6: felt uncomfortable at that age that you were around so
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 6: many children.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the plus sized park oppers.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 8: I don't know, I've it's always been Yeah, the plus
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 8: sized park coppers and there and they're fucking Disney rashes.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 8: You ever see those videos Instagram.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: It's some of the best coppers.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 8: It's some of the best content on the internet. They're
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 8: they're like, they're like, okay, let's break down the Disney
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 8: rash for our uh, some of our plus sized park oppers.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 8: And it's literally just a it's a heat rash from
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 8: being six hundred pounds. That's all it is. It's very specific,
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 8: but the Disney couldn't be less related to the problem.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: But they have all the plus sized tips. They're like,
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: if you're in Lot F, there's going to be a
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: tram that comes in. On the second tram car, there's
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: a door that's double wide, so you'll be able to
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: like they're like they have it down to a science.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: It is so specific. It's an intoxicating and.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 8: What is it about? Like eight hundred pound white women
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 8: that love Disney World?
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 6: What's not to like?
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I guess.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 6: Weight limit on the fucking they don't have a weight limit.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 6: They have a height limit on the rides.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: I think for some people where like adulthood hasn't like
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: taken on the same magic as childhood. They revert to
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: like some of the things that really did it for
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: them when they were really young.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, children's food is what gets you to that size.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah that is true. That is true.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 6: You go to a fucking nice restaurant, those people are like,
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry, can I have the kids menu? Everything I
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 6: want is on there.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 8: It's it's all French to mac and cheese.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 6: Yea.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is interesting, it's fascinating. I support their right
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: to do it and people's right to be fat as fuck.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah. I don't know if I would. I feel like
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 8: Disney should sue them for calling it the Disney rash.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: Yes, i'd be so. It's like the wuhand flu.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah, if you're top, if you're up top at Disney,
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 8: like you're one of the top dogs at Disney, and
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 8: you find out that they're calling it the Disney rash, Bob,
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 8: I like, are you out of your fucking mind? Yeah,
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 8: we don't have anything to do with this. They're fat,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 8: they're fat, They're getting it just because they're fat.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: Has anyone looked into this?
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 8: Why don't we call it the fucking McDonald's rash? Why
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 8: do we got to call it the Disney rash?
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 6: Dude?
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 8: I I went to dude, they post like, not not
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 8: to till you off, but they post videos and it's
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 8: like their legs are like covered in hives, like all
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 8: like they'll be like they'll be like, oh, Sarah just
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 8: broke out in the Disney rash and they caught to
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 8: Sarah and her legs are like this fucking big and
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 8: they're like it's like the consistency of the back of
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 8: a crunch bar. Yeah, all over their legs.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 6: What is that high from the heat?
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 8: It's hives from the crash humidity.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 6: I only really get that when I drink too much,
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 6: too much red wine too quickly.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: You get Disney, get a little flush, get a little
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: Disney rash.
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  Speaker 8: Do you remember the first time you got hives?
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 6: I've never been a big hives guy.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 8: I haven't either, but I remember getting them a couple
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 8: of times and being like, I'm dying, What the fuck
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 8: is going on?
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 8: Bumps all over.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: My face, on your face, my neck? Broh Fred again
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: gets uh what does he have the skin condition where
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: it's like it's triggered by lights or something like that.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: Do you watch them on the black Boy Max stream?
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 8: I don't think so.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: Fucking classic. I don't think I got around psoriasis or
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: something not pit oriasis. Roseation. That's what you have.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 8: Sariasis is bad. Sariasis kind of looks like Disney ash
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 8: a little.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 6: Bit where that's a tough word to spell. I've seen
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 6: it a couple of times, and it's very strange. The pe, right,
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 6: I think there's a silent pe up front.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's for no reason.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 6: Yes, speaking of silent piece, my p's are getting louder.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 6: I am now making noise when.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: I pee because your dick's farther away.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 6: I think I've I think I'm a little early to that,
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 6: to that game.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 8: I don't think so. I also know I can't wait
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 8: till I get to that point.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 6: It helps me a lot to be able.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 8: To post up. I gotta I got a confession. I'm
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 8: a big sit down and pissed guy these days.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: Big, Why are you just giving yourself a chance to poop?
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: Or you just started like taking a load up.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 8: Giving a chance to poop kind of just taking a
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 8: load off at nighttime, Like, I'll sit down and at
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 8: all times.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 6: I don't like it because I never feel like I
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 6: get it all out. When I do that, I can
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 6: see that I got I got it I don't know
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 6: about it now. I think if I did that and
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 6: then I stood up, I could easily pee another twenty percent.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 8: It's usually at night, like when I already got the
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 8: lights cut and I'm like, I'm not turning back on
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 8: the lights because then it's gonna reset my how tired
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 8: I am. So I'm gonna go and I'm gonna sit
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 8: on the toilet because I know I won't piss a.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 6: Lot of the I don't hate any of that logic. Yeah,
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 6: I don't hate any of that. I'm glad you approved that.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 8: I was worried I was gonna be.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: Tell Pop about the red light in the bathroom. Have
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: you ever seen that? A red light?
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 8: And that's a little much.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little dark too. It makes it feel
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: like I saw a movie.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 8: Being in a submarine. I don't know how much I
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 8: would fuck with that. Like looking up in the middle
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 8: of the night to piss and you're just in.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: A red light? Yeah, Like seeing ship.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 8: Around the bathroom? Is that a face in the mirror
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 8: behind me?
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 6: Dude?
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 8: That's my biggest feeling.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 6: I won't open my I won't open my medicine cabinet
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 6: with the mirror on it. Because I'm certain that when
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 6: I close it, there's a ghoul behind me. If I
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 6: ever have to open that at night, I'm leaving it
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 6: open the whole.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 8: Time walking out. I've I've I've like contemplated getting like
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 8: getting like a like blinds for my mirrors in my
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 8: drawing so I don't have to look at that.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: It's like twisting that stick of blinds.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 8: I don't know what movie it was it was, there's
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 8: some there was some span of horror movies. I think
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 8: it was like The Conjuring and then like all the
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 8: Insidious movies were like they really nailed down the idea
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 8: that you could only see ghosts in your in reflections. Yeah,
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 8: or like if you took a photo, the ghost would appear.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 6: Dude. One of the biggest jump scares I ever had
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 6: was when they redid the movie it. Yeah, did you
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 6: see that? It was good? I know because the original
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 6: it It was one of those movies in my childhood
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 6: that kept me up for months thinking about But just
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 6: stick with me here.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 8: I know, I gotta go in fifteen minutes.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 6: Okay, that's fine, But I remember that in the new one,
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 6: there's that scene where it's sure enough the girl I
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 6: think she's the redheaded girl is in the bathroom and
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 6: she it's just one of those quiet moments where you
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 6: think you can breathe easy. Yeah, And she opens the
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 6: thing and then closes it. And I don't think he's
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 6: behind her, but I think it's like the opening of
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 6: it obscure is where he's gonna come. Yeah, and then
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 6: she closes it. In there he is. And I howled
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 6: in the movie theater. But that was a good movie.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 6: I thought that was a pretty darn good remake.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah, everyone says seemed to like it.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 6: Well. They used a lot of the cast of Stranger Things. Yeah,
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 6: maybe not a lot, but at least one. There were
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 6: some pretty dark themes though. The girl's dad was like
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 6: incestuous towards her.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 8: Really, yeah, that's surprising.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 6: And then there the bully kind of like cuts the
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 6: guy the kid to bully him.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 8: Pretty bullying belly.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 6: It's pretty bad. Yeah.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 8: It's more just uh like violent violent.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, really violent. It's not like the pants him. They
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 6: give him a wedgie. They cut him. Did some straight,
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 6: didn't you guys?
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 8: Just autonomy from the flagpole by my underwear, some ship,
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 8: you got a saw whet switch knight.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 6: We're fourteen. We live in rural America.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 8: This feels like there might be some serious consequences.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 6: I don't think I'm going to the principal of this one.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 8: Should we end it? Yeah, let's do it all right,
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 8: solid episode.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 6: I will be by the way in Baltimore tonight, tomorrow
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 6: and Saturday, and then uh and and at the port
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 6: So tickets to that are at a Punch Up Dot
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 6: Live Slash Francis Alice and then lots of other fun
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 6: spots Kansas City coming up, uh, Dallas coming up, and
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 6: Providence as well. So I hope to see you guys
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 6: at any of those.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 8: I'll be in Seattle on Saturday and Portland on Sunday.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 8: Uh the one of these, one of the Seattle shows
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 8: is already sold out, the other one probably will be
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 8: as well. And then Portland there's still tickets to for Sunday. Nice.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 8: And then I got a red eye home.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 6: Had a boy.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah, not bad either.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 6: Team player. You're not gonna mind that that's a long flight.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 8: You'll be able to sleep, yeah, yeah, but it's also
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 8: not that long. It's only like five hours.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 6: It's enough.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 8: It's tough, folks. Then you're like, so I'm capping out
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 8: at five hours of sleep.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 6: Well you ever, you won't get that much, but you
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 6: have the Red Eye home, which I've done from Salt
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 6: Lake is three.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I've done. Those are tough, crazy, yeah for any
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 8: of those. Yeah, you wake up and you're like, I
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 8: guess I didn't sleep. Yeah, I guess it's just I'm
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 8: going off of no sleep today. All right, we'll see
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 8: you guys next week. Goodbye.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 12: Was still still under ground, so I looked on out
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 12: to you.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 7: Game around.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 16: I was only falling along way.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 17: I was only fallen a day was drift for so.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 16: So then you need something, No, I'm coming. I'm just
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 16: on a phone in. I was on your phone in.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 16: I was on your phone in one. I was on
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 16: your phone my.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 7: Stream. Don't get.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 9: Phone whoa wait, see just a distant the bay that's
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 9: on that of the call. Just then not really take ahead.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 9: If you kiss, you's.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 6: The g.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 7: Don't it.
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  Speaker 6: Ja