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Crossword Bandit · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_04: Oh, poor Natalie.
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  SPEAKER_04: Why?
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  SPEAKER_04: She goes, can we just uh she goes, good everyone, can we just fast forward to Friday?
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  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_04: Um yeah, yes, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_04: Well, sure.
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  SPEAKER_04: Num number one, long weekend for a lot of people.
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  SPEAKER_03: You got the Columbus Day weekend.
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  SPEAKER_03: Indigenous People's Day.
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  SPEAKER_03: Columbus Day! Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_03: You be an American, it's Columbus Day.
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  SPEAKER_03: Or Indigenous People's Day.
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  SPEAKER_04: Columbus was uh the one that was indigenous to no one, except Spain.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm super excited because on Saturday we're having a brunch.
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  SPEAKER_02: Zach's mom is turning 80.
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  SPEAKER_02: So we're having a brunch on Saturday.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's nice.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Which it's weird because I think the brunch is lasagna.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't usually think lasagna is brunch, but I kind of love it.
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  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, right.
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  SPEAKER_04: I love it.
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  SPEAKER_04: Who puts bacon in their lasagna?
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  SPEAKER_04: I want your recipe.
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  SPEAKER_02: That sounds amazing.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I know.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's actually a really great idea.
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  SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_02: But I love that comfort food, so give me all the lasagna.
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  SPEAKER_04: That's awesome.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know.
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  SPEAKER_04: Um, okay, so I have to come over here to this.
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  SPEAKER_04: When's the last time you were in a bar and forgot to pay for your beer?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh my God, I was just talking about this last night with Zach.
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  SPEAKER_02: What?
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  SPEAKER_02: Because we're going to New Orleans, and I said, I'm a little worried, a little apprehensive about the safety of the city.
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  SPEAKER_02: And there's some certain places we want to go that I think that the neighborhood is a little less than fresh.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right.
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  SPEAKER_02: And so, so I said, What if I what if I leave my card somewhere?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, and you do.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know, I know.
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  SPEAKER_02: And he he said, Bring cash.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_04: Oh, great.
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  SPEAKER_04: So you can get mugged.
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  SPEAKER_04: And they can take your cash.
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  SPEAKER_04: Right.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm very worried about it.
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  SPEAKER_02: You thought that one through, didn't you?
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm very worried about this.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's been a while, but I've done it more than once.
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  SPEAKER_02: I did it on St.
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  SPEAKER_02: Patrick's Day one day and uh one time, and I'll never forget that.
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  SPEAKER_04: Well, that's forgetting your card, forgetting to pay your beer or skipping out on paying for your beer.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, no, I don't think I've ever done that.
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  SPEAKER_04: You've never done that?
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  SPEAKER_04: Okay, because they in Florida, have you heard of the crossword bandit?
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  SPEAKER_04: This is literally brilliant.
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  SPEAKER_04: But don't do this, you'll get in trouble.
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  SPEAKER_04: You've not heard of the crossword bandit?
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  SPEAKER_04: Okay, so this guy, what he does is he essentially gets a crossword puzzle and he starts filling it out.
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  SPEAKER_04: He drinks a beer and he gets up and he says, Oh, I'm going to the restroom.
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  SPEAKER_04: And he goes out the door.
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  SPEAKER_04: But they think he's coming back because there's your glass.
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  SPEAKER_02: Wait, well, how stupid are these bars?
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  SPEAKER_02: I've never I mean it's been years since I've gone into a bar and I start with giving them my card.
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  SPEAKER_04: Well, yes, there are many places, but I'm sure there's places around where they're like, oh, let me get you one and oh, would you like me to start you a tab?
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  SPEAKER_04: Or or you know, you're kind of doing your thing.
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  SPEAKER_04: You don't necessarily think if someone's getting up to go to the bathroom, stop, don't go pee.
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  SPEAKER_04: Pay me first.
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  SPEAKER_04: You're like, they'll be right back.
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  SPEAKER_04: No, seriously, listen to this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Get up said he's a hand of the restroom and never saw him again.
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  SPEAKER_01: But there is his crossroad puzzle book that he always leaves at the bar.
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  SPEAKER_00: He looked over me and goes, Oh my god, that's the guy.
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  SPEAKER_00: And he's sitting right over here.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, Oh my god, it is him! Like, that's so crazy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Left half the beer, so I kept thinking, well, he's coming back.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's why I didn't look for him for a good amount of time.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because I was like, Oh, he's in the bathroom where he's outside.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was like, oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Good part of the scam.
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  SPEAKER_02: Didn't even drink a whole one.
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  SPEAKER_04: No, well, maybe he had one whole one and then left the other one halfway filled.
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  SPEAKER_02: And how many of you would want to finish the crossword?
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  SPEAKER_04: Three, two, one.
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  SPEAKER_04: I would.
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  SPEAKER_04: What I love not thought about.
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  SPEAKER_02: When I do crosswords, I get excited like when I watch Jeopardy.
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  SPEAKER_02: If I can get five, I feel super smart.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: And then once I get to one where I get hung up, eh, I'm done with this.
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  SPEAKER_04: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_04: Wow, that felt like it really went really quick.
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  SPEAKER_04: I'm efficient.
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  SPEAKER_04: Okay.