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MORE Stupid Reasons YOU called 911 · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Last week we were talking about stupid reasons you called
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  Speaker 1: nine one one, and there are some fantastic calls we
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  Speaker 1: didn't get to guys like Megan. Here, Megan, what's a
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  Speaker 1: dumb reason you called nine one one?
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  Speaker 2: I actually wasn't in good morning. By the way. It
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  Speaker 2: wasn't me that called nine one one. It was my brother.
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  Speaker 3: He and my sister went to Egypt to live for
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  Speaker 3: a while, just to learn their culture over there. And
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  Speaker 3: when he first came back to the States, he was
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  Speaker 3: staying with us in Texas, and my mom had asked
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  Speaker 3: him to do some chores, like household chores, and he
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  Speaker 3: kept saying it was women's work.
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  Speaker 2: He's not going to do it. Da da da.
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  Speaker 3: And he got so frustrated that he called nine one
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  Speaker 3: one because his family had told him he was ever,
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  Speaker 3: you know, being told what to do or whatever, to.
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  Speaker 2: Call nine one one. So he kept.
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  Speaker 3: Calling nine one one and telling them that we were
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  Speaker 3: forcing him to do women's work.
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  Speaker 4: How long was he in Egypt for? Were that he like, yo, like,
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  Speaker 4: that's so weird.
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  Speaker 2: Years? He was there for five or six.
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  Speaker 5: Years, maybe as a child. He came back as an
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  Speaker 5: adult and thought this, no, it's not what.
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  Speaker 2: He was still a child. He was ten at the time.
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  Speaker 6: That's difference.
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  Speaker 4: And you did you did not go with him?
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  Speaker 2: No? I did not know.
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  Speaker 4: I mean I feel like there's a little bit more
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  Speaker 4: of a story here, like how old was he? How old?
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  Speaker 4: If he's ten, how old were you?
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  Speaker 2: I was ten? But this is like my stepbrother.
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  Speaker 4: Oh see, okay step brother? Wow? So now is he
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  Speaker 4: still in Egypt or did he? Did he acclimate the
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  Speaker 4: United States?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? He lives in Arkansas. He's forty now, long time ago.
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  Speaker 2: But the cop came three times. On the final time,
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  Speaker 2: they told them that if he continued to call that
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  Speaker 2: they'd have to take him to jail, and that he
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  Speaker 2: needs to listen to his mother. And it's not women's work.
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  Speaker 2: You just have to do your chores here in America.
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  Speaker 1: That's unbelievable. What a funny story. Order, how he's handling Arkansas? Now,
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  Speaker 1: what's he do for a living in Arkansas? What's he do?
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  Speaker 3: He works at like a meat.
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  Speaker 4: Very much man's work. Man's killing cows and chopping them up.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, thanks Megan, thanks for sharing that story
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  Speaker 1: with us.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're welcome.
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  Speaker 1: Having a day, Gloria.
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  Speaker 4: Some reason you called nine one one good morning.
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  Speaker 6: The morning.
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  Speaker 7: So this was like about ten years ago when I
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  Speaker 7: lived with my mom at the moment. So they had
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  Speaker 7: purchased a new car and they had their old vehicle
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  Speaker 7: at the house. They were going to go out of
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  Speaker 7: town to Mexico, so they decided to take the new
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  Speaker 7: car and leave the old car. You the old car
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  Speaker 7: had was stolen before. So the next day, when I
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  Speaker 7: woke up and I go outside, I realized that the
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  Speaker 7: car wasn't there. So I started to panic and I
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  Speaker 7: called my goe one letting them know that the vehicle
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  Speaker 7: was missing, describing it and all that. Right. So then
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  Speaker 7: my next daught is like, Okay, should I call my
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  Speaker 7: parents or not, Like I don't want to worry. Then
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  Speaker 7: they're out of town, right, So then I let my
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  Speaker 7: boyfriend know, like what happened, and he's like, just call him,
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  Speaker 7: let them know what going on. So then I called
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  Speaker 7: my dad and my mom and let them know, like, hey, no,
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  Speaker 7: I'm calling you because your car was stolen.
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  Speaker 6: It's not here.
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  Speaker 7: And I called my one one letting them know, you
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  Speaker 7: guys don't have to worry about it. And then my
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  Speaker 7: Mom's like, oh my god, it wasn't stolen. Your dad
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  Speaker 7: told it to your uncle, and I'm like, oh, are
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  Speaker 7: you serious.
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  Speaker 6: Poor uncle's gonna get pulled over the stolen vehicle.
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  Speaker 7: Right, and not just that, like my uncle doesn't have papers.
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  Speaker 7: So I started freaking out and panicking and I was like,
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  Speaker 7: oh my god. I let my boyfriend know. He's like,
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  Speaker 7: you need to call them right away, let them know that,
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  Speaker 7: you know, disregard, we found it whatever, right, So I
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  Speaker 7: had to call them, letting them know, like, hey.
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  Speaker 6: No never more heard.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: I was panicking so bad. I was like, I called
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  Speaker 7: my mama. I mean that was at before my mom
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  Speaker 7: at the time. I was like, that's something you should
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  Speaker 7: let me know before you leave out of town. Let
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  Speaker 7: me know that you sold the vehicle to somebody. That way,
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  Speaker 7: I know, you know, don't wake up the next day
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  Speaker 7: and like, oh my god, you're bad and it got
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  Speaker 7: stolen again, and yeah, it was the worst thing ever.
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  Speaker 6: Now it's funny, but.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you, Gloria, that's awesome. Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 6: Of course.
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  Speaker 4: Advice Lauren, what's a dumb reason you called nine one one?
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  Speaker 8: Oh god? Okay, So my boyfriend and I were having
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  Speaker 8: at night in and we decided to reheat leftovers. He
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  Speaker 8: put the utense hole in the microwave and it just
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  Speaker 8: caused the whole thing. So we called nine to one
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  Speaker 8: one and it ended up being fine, but just a
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  Speaker 8: dumb It was dumb.
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  Speaker 5: Well did something catch fire where they just sparking and
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  Speaker 5: it scared them.
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  Speaker 8: It was just sparking and scary and like they were
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  Speaker 8: banging around. So we just kind of were like, I
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  Speaker 8: mean I reacted.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I almost said our kitchen on fire in Yere
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  Speaker 9: at the at the station, I put the I put
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  Speaker 9: the I had a Chick fil A sandwich in the
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  Speaker 9: bag and I didn't know it was tinfoil on the inside.
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  Speaker 4: I have a hard time figure out what to get.
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  Speaker 9: And I walked away and it literally burst it open.
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  Speaker 4: It was like on fire. It was.
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  Speaker 1: I put stuff in the microwave and when I take
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  Speaker 1: it out, it's still cold. And then I would be like,
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  Speaker 1: you can't put that bowl in there. How come you
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  Speaker 1: put the bowl like a microwave.
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  Speaker 4: Some things are not microwaves.
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  Speaker 9: And think it really hot on the outside and you'll
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  Speaker 9: burn your fingers.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes I put something I know can't go in the
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  Speaker 1: microwave that's metal, and.
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  Speaker 4: I just do for a second.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, why I just no I'm just waiting.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pulling out before a spark so I could eat.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, thanks for calling on, Thank you, glad
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  Speaker 1: you're okay.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: It's John Jay and Rich. They say the holy Hello,
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  Speaker 4: good morning, John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 6: Hello, Hi, this is Andrea. I think you guys were
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  Speaker 6: looking for me earlier.
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  Speaker 4: Sure, we're always looking for you. What were you calling
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  Speaker 4: you for?
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  Speaker 6: You guys are calling me for stupid reasons?
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  Speaker 1: I called nine to one one, okay, okay, yeah, So
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  Speaker 1: here's what happened. Noah was in the studio and I
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  Speaker 1: guess you called in and Noah was like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: you guys, her story is so hilarious.
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  Speaker 4: What's your story? So I'm so glad you called. So
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  Speaker 4: what was it? You called another one? For what reason?
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  Speaker 6: I had to stupid reasons?
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  Speaker 4: I shut it.
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  Speaker 6: So the first reason I noticed there have been bees
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  Speaker 6: flying around in the home, you know, for quite a while,
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  Speaker 6: and my kids were small at the time, while I
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  Speaker 6: live in an older home, So like the kitchen went
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  Speaker 6: straight into the bedroom and there wasn't a door somebody
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  Speaker 6: had told me. I think I looked it up. I
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  Speaker 6: don't remember that break cleaner gets rid of bees. So
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  Speaker 6: I figured I had a hive somewhere. I just couldn't
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  Speaker 6: find it. So anyways, I stopped up on break cleaner.
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  Speaker 6: And so one day my kids were asleep in the
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  Speaker 6: bedroom that goes from the kitchen to the bedroom. Therefore
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  Speaker 6: there's no door that I can shut takisa bee's away
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  Speaker 6: from my kids. Well, I've seen a bee, you know,
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  Speaker 6: I'm freaking break cleaner. And then there was another bee.
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  Speaker 6: I'm fraying bright cleaner. So I'm doing whatever I need
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  Speaker 6: to do to keep the bees from going to the
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  Speaker 6: back room to my kids. I don't know how many
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  Speaker 6: cans I went through a bright cleaner, but anyways, I
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  Speaker 6: got myself high, like hi, I got myself like I'm
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  Speaker 6: not even I'm not even lying, and it sounds so stupid.
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  Speaker 8: It's embarrassing.
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  Speaker 6: Anyways, I had to call nine one one on myself.
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  Speaker 6: Mind you, I could barely talk, I could barely breathe.
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  Speaker 6: I was able to tell them to please come, but
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  Speaker 6: not turn on the sirens or lights. I was too embarrassed.
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  Speaker 6: So that was one reason I called nine one one
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  Speaker 6: on my phone.
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  Speaker 4: Just a quick question.
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  Speaker 5: Here does break Cleaner kill bees?
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  Speaker 6: It never worked?
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  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you this. Are you watching it all?
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  Speaker 1: The show called Shrinking on Apple TV Andrea at all Shrinking,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so. The most recent episode Derek, the
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  Speaker 1: husband of the funny husband.
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  Speaker 4: He by mistake ate all of his son's weed gummies.
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  Speaker 1: Oh as he was walking down the street and he
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  Speaker 1: got so high he had to call nine one one
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  Speaker 1: on himself. But it's so and he gets in the ambulance.
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  Speaker 1: He gets into a fight with a mannequin. He starts
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  Speaker 1: calling everybody and sharing with them Beard stories like he
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  Speaker 1: was out of his mind and he thought he's gonna
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  Speaker 1: thought he died.
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  Speaker 4: Like it's really funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was was zy.
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  Speaker 6: I couldn't breathe all over break Cleaner. I had called
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  Speaker 6: nine one one all myself. Now, do not tell me
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  Speaker 6: that that is not stupid.
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  Speaker 5: You've never heard you've never heard that on Life Acts.
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  Speaker 5: That's a good way to give her to peace. Never
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  Speaker 5: not once. We don't say that, No brick cleaner.
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  Speaker 6: So anyways, I have another one. Okay, So I was
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  Speaker 6: driving home from work from Coolidge on the highway, eighty seven.
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  Speaker 6: It was during monsoon season. Well, I get really bad
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  Speaker 6: anxiety during monsoon season, Like it's really bad. I was
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  Speaker 6: driving home by myself and here comes the dust form,
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  Speaker 6: so I pulled over into the parking lot. I was crying,
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  Speaker 6: I was screaming, I was praying. I had my head
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  Speaker 6: down because I don't like to look at that because
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  Speaker 6: it gives me bad anxiety. I had an anxiety attack.
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  Speaker 6: They're like, nine one one, what's your emergency. I'm like, hey,
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  Speaker 6: I'm stuck in the dust storm. I need someone to
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  Speaker 6: come get me. They're like, you want us to what?
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, I want you to come get me. Come
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  Speaker 6: get me. I'm in a storm, mind you. I'm crying,
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  Speaker 6: I'm screaming. My head's down because I can't look at
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  Speaker 6: the dirt. That'll really get my anxiety going up.
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  Speaker 7: After the call.
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  Speaker 6: Dropped, I said forget it. When the dust storm finally stopped,
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  Speaker 6: nine one one calls back. They're like, hey, nine one,
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  Speaker 6: are you okay. I'm like, well, yeah, I guess you
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  Speaker 6: guys never came to get me. That story still goes
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  Speaker 6: on from this day. My little sisters still laughed at me.
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  Speaker 6: They still make fun of me. It'll always be Remember
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  Speaker 6: that one day you call nine one one because you stretch,
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  Speaker 6: you were stuck in a dust storm. I'm like, yes,
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  Speaker 6: I know, and I will do it again. So I
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  Speaker 6: think those are two uid reason.
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  Speaker 1: Those are both great, and their sisters should bring up
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  Speaker 1: both of those to you. I mean calling down to
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  Speaker 1: one on yourself because you're high from spray. That's a
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  Speaker 1: good one too, all right, Andrea, thank you so much.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so glad. I'm so glad you called us back.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, thank you, good bye, thank you, by bye.