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Episode 122 - The Possession of a One-Eyed Monster · My Third Place Pod

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Hey, I'm Mara. And I'm Tara.
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The monster blood changed direction, still bouncing and
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This is too scary for me. You're right, it is too scary.
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Last year's Halloween episode ended up being a list of movies
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I went ahead to the questionnaire that I was do a
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Yeah, I was told to watch movies that I've never seen before and
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If I was doing a horrible horror movie night, tonight's episode
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would take the cake. We are finally on the final week
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of the horror season, so I'm going to take this opportunity
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to tell you all. It's been a fun October, but it
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doesn't stop there. Just like last week's episode,
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I'm going to keep my inbox open. Anyone can recommend me, a movie
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to watch, a review on, a bonus episode of the podcast, and if
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everything goes according to plan, I may start a second
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Our Hungarian friend culture migrants is back.
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I went ahead and looked up his name also, and it means culture
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migrations. So he went ahead and said his
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favorite foreign horror. Since almost all horror films
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are foreign to me, there should be one that was filmed in Matra
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Severance, directed by Christopher Smith.
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A team building weekend in the mountains of Eastern Europe goes
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horribly wrong for the sales division, the multinational
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weapons company Palisade Defense, when they become the
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victims of a group of crazed killers who will stop at nothing
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to see them dead. Favorite supernatural horror, he
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says. My favorite genre is
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supernatural horror. It's a hard choice, but let's
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say The Blair Witch Project, directed by Daniel Merrick and
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Eduardo Sanchez. In search of a local legend,
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Three bold amateur documentarians.
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Director Heather, cameraman Josh, Sound recorder Mike.
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Hiking to Burkesville. Gloomy Black Hills forced to
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find a shadow, the fabled Blair Witch.
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Now, one long year later after the fateful October 94, there's
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still no sign of this Dubinance film makers.
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Apart from the raw footage they left behind, who knows what
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truly happened during the creepy five day journey into the Mouth
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of Madness? Was there indeed an intangible
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supernatural presses in dark woods that led to the team's
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disappearance? Either way, the missing trio
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must have seen something, because the nightmarish must be
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real. I feel like I should tell him.
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Or should we just, like, let him find out on his own?
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OK, so so yeah, I'm going to let him find out of this song horror
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everyone loves but you don't, says almost all New Wave
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horrors. I like this.
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Let's say Miss Samar. It was a tortured or watch that
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Miss Samar that miss. Summer.
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Midsummer, dear right, directed by Ari Aster.
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I feel like I said this last week already, but in just in
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case, let's say it again. Danny, played by Florence Pugh,
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and Kristen, played by Jack Rayner, are a young American
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couple with a relationship on the brink of falling apart.
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But after a family tragedy keeps them together, Christine invites
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A grieving Danny to join him and his friends on a trip to a once
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in a lifetime Midsummer festival in a remote Swedish village.
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What begins as a carefree summer holiday in the North European
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Land of Eternal Sunlight takes a sense to turn when the insular
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villagers invite their guests to partake in festivities that
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render the pastoral paradise and grizzly and nerving and
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viscerally disturbing. Favorite horror comedy The best
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horror parody for me is Nazi Zombies, I scream, laughing
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especially at the final battle scene.
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I've seen this movie before. It's called Death Snow and it
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came out in 2009. Directed by Tommy Ricola,
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several friends take to the mountains and shack up in the
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wilderness of Back of Beyond to enjoy a little R&R together.
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Their peace is soon interrupted by a mysterious old man who
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informed them that during World War 2, Nazi invaders of the era
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were brutal and harsh in their methods of control.
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Until, according to the legend of villagers, revolt drove the
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invaders up into the into the cold, dark mountains where they
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perished. But now there's a rumor that
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they've returned in the form of zombies.
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Evil Nazi zombies can't wait to shoot them.
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Originally it was going to be called Rot Snow or Red Snow in
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English as an amount to the Swedish Norwegian miniseries
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with the same name. The Nazi zombies in this film
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are a combination of typical zombies in popular culture and
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ancient Norse beings known as Drog.
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A Drog is an undead being who would inhave graves, often the
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graves of important men as they often have treasures in them.
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A Drog would protect these treasures as they were their own
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disturbing horror film. Under the Skin be the most
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disturbing, even if it's horror. Directed by Jonathan Glazier An
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alien entity inhabits the early form of a young woman who
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combats the road in the streets of Kotlin in search of the human
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prey she came to plunder. She seduces her isolated,
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forsake and negative victims into an otherworldly dimension
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where they are stripped and consumed.
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However, existence and all this complexity began to change The
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alien Whistler. She begins to discover herself
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as human with tragic and terrifying consequences.
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Favorite zombie Movie, he says. I have a lot of zombie movies,
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my other favorite genre, but the absolute top ten is 28 Days
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Later by Danny Boyle. Animal activists invade a
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laboratory with the intention of releasing chimpanzees that are
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undergoing experimentation. Infected by a virus, a virus
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that causes rage, the naive scientists ignore the pleas of a
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scientist to keep the cage locked, with disastrous results.
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28 days later our protagonist Jim wakes up from a coma alone
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in an abandoned hospital. Sounds familiar?
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He begins to seek out anyone else to find.
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London is deserted, apparently without a living soul after
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fighting a church which had become inhabited by zombie.
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Like human's intent on his demise, he runs for his life.
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Selena and Mark rescue him from the horde and bring him to date
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on the mass carnage and horror as all London tore itself apart.
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This is a tale of surviving, ultimately heroics with nice
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subtext about mankind. Savage nature.
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Yeah, running zombies. I can't do.
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Come on. No, never.
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Never. I can't.
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Horror indie movie, he says. In my opinion, the best
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independent film horror is The Invitation, directed by Karine
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Kusama. Will and Eden were once a loving
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couple. After a tragedy took their son,
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Eden disappeared. Two years later, out of the
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blue, she returns with a new husband and as a different
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person, eagerly changed and eagerly reunite with her ex.
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Though she left behind over the course of a dinner party in the
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house that was once his, the haunted Will is griped with
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mounting evidence that Eden and her new friends have a
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mysterious and terrifying agenda.
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But can we trust Will's hold on reality?
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Or will he be unwillingly catalyst of the doom he senses
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and we have like Lamentina's latest response Day 26?
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Honestly, if you want to warm yourself up to the genre but are
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afraid of being too frightened or disturbed, horror comedy is
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always a good place to start. Or like Can't Be 80s horror with
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a terrible looking fake blood and wild characters, it
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distracts from the spookies and you'll be able to just enjoy the
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ride. Guilty pleasure movie?
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No such thing. I have amazing taste.
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Maybe Spider Baby. It's a really weird and awkward
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60s horror flick, but the aesthetics they created in black
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and white was really cool. Something about the general vibe
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of the film that I loved, even though the plot, dialogue and
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editing felt extremely sloppy. All right, let's go to Spider
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Baby, directed by Jack Hill starring the only person I even
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knew from this movie, Sid Haig, in a dilapidated rural mansion.
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The last generation was generated.
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Inbred Mary family lived with the inherited curse of a disease
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that causes them to mentally regress from the age of 10 or so
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on as they physically develop. Sid Haiga, does he ever not OK?
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The family shortfarer looks out for them and covers up the
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indiscretions. Trouble comes with greedy
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distant relatives and their lawyer arrived to dispose the
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family of his home. What the fuck?
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I'm done with Sid Haig. Any movies?
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Favorite remake? No, none of them.
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Remakes and reboots are always, almost always horrible compared
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to the originals, with a few exceptions.
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The film industry these days is trying to spend less and less on
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the quality elements that make really make a film great, and
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the result is that many of them just fall short.
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No more original soundtracks, cheaper effects departments
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paying, fewer writers, less money, etcetera, etcetera.
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It's best that we all start writing original stories we want
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to see instead of redoing everything that already exists.
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Happy listening. Just like last week's episode
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where Kit Kat asked me to watch Tusk and tell her what I saw it,
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this week I was asked to watch a movie so obscure I couldn't find
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it and let me watch this or any of the free streams.
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There is a way to watch it on YouTube, but I would have to pay
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999 for this movie and I'm not doing it after finding out what
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the plot is about. So Nope, the sparkly experiment
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or BBQ squirrels I like to call her, but she goes by Amanda the
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British, right? She asked me to watch and review
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this movie as she likes to call it the possessed Dingle Dangle
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movie. So I had to look it up.
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Googling movie. But it was as Dick was not easy
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task my friend. It was until she told me that a
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porn star was in the movie as well.
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So I googled the only porn star that I knew would be in a
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mainstream movie and lo and behold I found this gem.
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I wasn't able to watch the movie at all because there's nowhere
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to be found, nowhere to be found.
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But I did watch the trailer, and then I found it on Wikipedia.
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So I'm going to read to you what Wikipedia has to say about it
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because it describes the whole movie in its entirety.
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Alright, the movie is called One Eyed Monster, and even looking
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up pictures of this monstrosity gives you nightmares.
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They have posters of this movie, and it's parodying almost every
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other horror movie First. It's a silhouette of a giant
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Dick. All right, Full disclosure, I'm
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going to call it Dingle dangle, just like our friend did.
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It's a silhouette of a giant Dingle dangle because it's funny
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the way she says it. Dingle dangle.
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The entire poster is red, so I just assumed it's Nosferatu.
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Another one is opposed to the exercise with the Dingle dangle
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standing outside. He is standing on the road
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outside. I can't describe the what I'm
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feeling right now. ET the extraterrestrial.
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ET the extraterrestrial. Why did I have such a fucking
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hard problem saying this with the giant Dingle dangle riding
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the bike and the other poster I found was the egg from the
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Aliens movie with the green ooze on the bottom and the silhouette
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of the dingo dango in the middle of the egg.
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I not making this up. And finally my favorite poster
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ET the extra testicle. I can't.
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And finally, my favorite poster is making fun of Cloverfield,
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the Statue of Liberty. But not with the Dingle dangle
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instead. Oh boy, how do I explain this?
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Instead, she has a Pearl necklace.
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I'll let you Google what Pearl necklace means.
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I'm not. I didn't do this.
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I'm not, no. The movie is called One Eyed
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Monster, and it's from 2008, directed by Adam Field, who has
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composed music for TV classics such as Buffy the Vampire
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Slayer, Beautiful People, and of of all fucking shows, Dawson's
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Creek. Yes, that Dawson starring in no
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particular order. Just me saying these names out
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there. Amber Benson.
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Oh, you know Tara from Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
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Willow's girlfriend? Sometimes I think about two
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women doing a spell and then I do a spell by myself.
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That was awkward, OK? She stars as Laura Jason Graham
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as Jonah, who's been on The Walking Dead Creep Show horror
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noir, Charles Nappier as Monts, who voices the sheriff on
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Squidbillies and a bit of trivia here.
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Charles Nappier had a cameo on Austin Powers of Π, The Spy Who
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Shagged Me in 1999. In the movie, there's a joke
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about Doctor Evil getting away in a rocket that looks like a
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woman's husband's, ah, one eyed monster.
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And then ten years later he stars in this movie.
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I'm not making this up guys. Jeff Denton is Jim, who gets
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starred on 10 Days in the Valley, The Toy Box, and most
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recently in 2021 For All Mankind, Caleb Mayo as TJ, who
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just recently starred in a short film, The Raise the Dead.
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Bart Flesher as Lance, who played Flint in Sin City, A Dame
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to Kill For Jenny Guy as Wanda. I don't know.
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Well wait, yeah we do. Respected porn star of the 70s
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Veronica Hart, whose only other movie credit is in Boogie Nights
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as Veronica. Well, OK, she's been in account
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with other movies, but the only mainstream movie?
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Spooky Night? Veronica Hart star as Veronica,
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Johnny Lee as Rock. Another porn star?
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Carmen Hart as Angel, Frank Noel as the bus driver.
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I'm not gonna There's a buzz in this.
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OK, no, let's move along. Let's move along.
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Bang Bros. And the reason?
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The movie's named One Eyed Monster Ladies.
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He has a master's in special education.
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Was a former high school teacher in New York City.
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He is a talented piano player and pipe organ By extension.
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He holds the Goodness world record for appearing in more
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than 17,050 films, has a rap single with DJ Polo called Freak
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of the Week that stayed on the Billboard Hot R&B and Hip Hop
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chart for nearly 27 weeks. He was a teacher.
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I'm still not over that he was a teacher.
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He has a master's in special education, was a former high
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school teacher in New York City, 25% the star of the movie.
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The other 75% Jeez Louise has Dingle Dangle, Ron Jeremy as
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Ron. It's Ron's Dick minus Ron
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Sebdasas is the sebdas of the movie. 10 people travel into the
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mountains of Northern California to shoot a porn movie.
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During a scene break early in filming, Ron Jeremy gets hit by
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a shooting star. In the following scene, his
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Dingle dangle, now possessed by a sex hungry alien, detaches
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itself leaving Ron for dead. The remaining cast and crew
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theorized about the murdering penis vulnerability after climax
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when it is limp and that is weakest.
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They had to plan to lure the dingo dango into neuro tactile
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simulator and then circumcise it with an axe during its
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refractory period. I'm not going to, I'm not going
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to be able to get through this. I'm not going to be able to get
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through this. So let's start the explaining.
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Let's start with I just read on Wikipedia, out of snow covered
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mountain, a bus. Not that kind of bus truck and a
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few cars arrive at a remote camp area to film a porno film.
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Oh, it is that kind of bus. The group is made-up of
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professional porn stars Ron Jeremy and Veronica Hart.
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Nobis porn stars Rock Angel Wanda and Lance, as well as the
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director and producer Jim, cameraman Jonah Gaffer,
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electrician and sound guy TJ and makeup script girl Laura.
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After being dropped off by the school bus driver who leaves
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them behind, the group settles in their living quarters for the
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next few days to shoot while Laura talks with Ron about his
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past career days. 17,050 movies on guys.
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Yeah, the guys Lance Rock and TJ talk about T JS Let Us Suck and
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Squeeze device for carnal pleasure that TJ wants to
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market. I'm while Angel wants to talk
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about their experiences on the porn sets.
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Radio reports being begin to describe a strange light in the
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sky that has been hovering over the mountains of this last
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several hours as Jim gets down to directing, starting with the
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first scene with Ron and Veronica.
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During the break in filming, Jonah goes outside to get some
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more lights from the truck while Ron also goes out to relieve
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himself. Suddenly a straight light hits
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Ron who then collapsed into the ground.
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Jonah helps him up and they go back inside to finish filming
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the scene. Ron's acting strangely and
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begins to exhibit strange behavior as he begins to
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performing in the sex scene with Veronica, who begins screaming
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in pain as Jim tries to yell cut, Ron continues to have rough
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intercourse with her. The guys are forced to pull Ron
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off Veronica as he goes into convulsions and collapses.
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TJ, Jeff and Jonah try to help Veronica who begins hemorrhaging
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and loses consciousness. The guys look over to help Ron
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and see that he's dead, but all they also notice that Ron's
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legendary nine and three fourth inch Dingle dangle is gone as
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well. In Angel's Room, she is
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rehearsing her upcoming scene when the disembodied penis
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attacks her 11 Wanda walks in on this and runs out to inform
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Rock, Lance and Laura. There's a Dick in Angel's mouth.
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Yeah, it's not attached to anyone.
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I run it in, only to find that there's a body member gone, An
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Angel dead with a large and gory hole in the back of her head.
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Oh man, huge. Yeah, it went straight through
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her mouth. Well, everyone runs out to tell
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the others. Laura has an encounter with his
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embodied dingo dango, which attacks her.
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Holding themselves up in the main cabin.
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Jonah, Jim, TJ, Lance, Rock and Wanda try to make sense of what
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is going on just when Laura walks in acting strangely after
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the guys carry Ron's dead body outside the debate on what to do
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since they're stranded there and no one has any signal for their
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cell phones. Rock wants to make a run for
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their cars to try to get off the mountain, but when he runs
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outside, the disembodied penis appears and shoves itself
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through him. When Jonah and TJ run outside in
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the futile attempt to save him, they are surprised by the
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appearance of a rugged mountain man named Mont, who brings them
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back inside to the main cabin. Resting Jonah and TJ make the
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assumption that Ron's missing dingo dango is possessed by some
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kind of alien force. Jeff suggests playing a way to
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kill it while Laura, who continues acting strangely,
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wants to capture. It lands and Wanda retreat to a
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nearby bathroom where he tries to come down the growing
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hysterical Wanda over this unbelievable turn of events.
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Just then, the severe Ding dangle dangle slitters in
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through a crack in the bathroom window and attacks them both.
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Thing is, slythering in. I'm uncomfortable.
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Jonah and TJ come up with a plan to capture the lethal creature
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by luring it through an open window using a pair of women's
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panties. Borrow from Laura to try to trap
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it with Jeff's suck and squeeze device.
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We got to kill it. Laura, I'm going to need the
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panties you have on. I saw the trailer.
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There was a stain on that panties.
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There was a stain on that. I swear I saw a stain.
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It was arrested. Oh my God.
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Moz volunteers to kill it after he gives them a creepy but
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hilarious monologue about his encounter with a similar event
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back in Vietnam in the 1960s where he saw his platoon getting
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killed by a disembodied penis that came from the body of his
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commanding officer. So what happened before in
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Vietnam? It wasn't an isolated incident.
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It's happened before. This guy has seen some shit.
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This guy has seen some stuff, and it's happened like, what the
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hell? Howdy.
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Oh my God. TJ volunteers to help out and
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has Jonah lock him and moms in the kitchen to make sure that
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they fail that rock Dingle dangle not be able to get them.
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But while their backs are turned, the disembodied Dingle
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dangle slitters in the kitchen and strangles monster death
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while it shoved itself with rapid speed through TJ killing
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him. Oh my God, I was now so sucking
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left at right. That's where Slither came from.
31:15
Slither was first. This is like so 2000, and I
31:20
don't know, it was nearly. Jim panics and runs to the
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nearby bathroom only to find the dead and cocooned lands and
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Wanda against the wall. Cocooned.
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Why are they cocooned? Oh, that's disgusting.
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Hello, You know, wider cocooned. And Nam.
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I just remember this thing. Slytherin around.
31:46
The dog turns to a butterfly, panicking.
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He runs outside the nearby barn and tries to start a snow
31:54
speeder to try to escape. But the severe Dingle dangle
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follows him in a super fast chase down the mountain where it
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knocks him off his snow speeder and then gruesomely slices him
32:03
in two from the cross to the top of his head as it Burrows
32:06
through the snow. This is the part where I was
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watching it on YouTube. Also the the trailer and The
32:17
thing is like a freaking worm. What is that?
32:22
Tremors when they Burrow from the bottom?
32:29
Oh my God. And it just like goes into this
32:35
guy gym and he's like, oh shit, that's fucking crazy.
32:41
And then he split in half. Like what?
32:46
That was gruesome. That was God.
32:50
Yeah, enlightenment. Back at the main cabin, the
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three survivors and entanglement.
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Reba McEntire would have been a welcome addition to the Dingle
33:05
Dangle movie. Yes, she would have.
33:07
Back at the main cabin, the three survivors, Jonah, Lauren,
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the barely conscious Veronica, are besides themselves.
33:13
And wait, Jonah, after being told earlier by Monster about
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the location of an old radio antenna topped nearby mountains,
33:20
suggest they run to a nearby cabin and that Monk told him
33:24
about where they are is an underground pass with the
33:28
RadioShack where they can the radio for help.
33:32
With Veronica having regained some of her strength, they make
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it as a passive way, which is apparently an old mine shaft,
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son of a fish, and walk through the lung tunnel to make it to
33:50
the RadioShack where Jonah tries to get the radio to work.
33:56
Only the severe, the severed dingo dango follows them and
34:00
lands on Laura. Laura has has landed on Laura.
34:05
Jonah tries to swing at it with an axe, but The thing is much
34:10
too fast and keeps invading his blows.
34:16
Veronica then thinks of a way to fight it.
34:18
She lies down on the floor and offers herself to the entity
34:25
which shoves itself between her legs.
34:32
Oh my God. Veronica tells Jonah and Laura
34:40
to run for safety and she will keep it occupied and use and
34:44
uses her vaginal muscles to drain it out of its power.
34:52
Oh man. Jonah and Laura flee from the
34:56
RadioShack cabinet and down the mountain just as Veronica makes
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the severe Dingle dangle climax vaginal squeeze.
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The monster explodes in a massive blast, destroying itself
35:13
as well as killing Veronica and blows up the radio cabin in a
35:16
massive blast covering the sky with millions of particles.
35:29
Jonah and Laura seek shelter in a nearby shack.
35:32
What they held up for the night dawn.
35:35
Laura hears sounds of rain, but Jonah tells us that the rain is
35:38
Ron. The remains of the monster are
35:47
raining down Steven on the entire area.
35:54
Everyone's going to get pregnant, I swear.
35:56
Everyone's going to get pregnant.
36:02
Nobody not steaming as a Navy at dawn when the sounds had
36:08
stopped, Laura leaves the cabin and a sleeping Jonah, where she
36:12
ventures outside into a place in the snow where she seems to be
36:15
distraught over the death of A1 eyed monster.
36:21
Laura reveals a massive bulge in her abdomen as she is now
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impregnated by the Dingle Dongle Monster which attacked her
36:31
earlier and will now be the apparent breeding chamber to the
36:33
One Eyed Monsters offspring. It's got a name.
36:37
Ron What? There was a sequel.
36:44
There was a sequel. Is there a sequel?
36:49
Oh my God. A State Farm covers that because
36:55
they've seen a thing or two, and that's it.
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I don't know what to say, except that I do hope you enjoyed this
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