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Today On TikTok: Cootermaxxing, Lazy Airbnb Couple, No Influencers Allowed & Pokimane Baby Fever · Papa Gut

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Lost the Civil War, Founded the KKK.
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True. Created cancel culture.
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Censored free speech. So this is called cooter maxing.
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I learned this today. Just got finished shampooing it
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for probably over 20 minutes. The real side of things.
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The real side of things, guys. Get these stains out of the
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carpet. Holy the struggle.
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It says no influencers. What's the intention here?
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We don't want business. I think the intention is that
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influencers act like this. You're not going to believe what
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the White House posted to their Twitter and other platforms.
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Last night? Well, you're not going to
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believe that my wife laughed at me last night.
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Why? Is it that we only have to have
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these conversations when it's a man transitioning to a woman and
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not a woman transitioning to a man?
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It literally is about a woman transitioning to a man.
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This is for trans men that have periods.
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OK, does grandma need baby clearance now?
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When did meeting the new baby get this complicated?
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I don't know when people learn about boundaries.
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All right, what's going on, guys?
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Welcome back to, I think my favorite segment as of right now
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or lately. This is the second one we're
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doing. I guess right now we're going to
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call it this week on TikTok. Wow anyway, it's where I collect
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some of the best tik toks that I react to or stuff from other
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platforms could be Instagram, whatever Twitter, I don't know
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Myspace, I don't even know that's the thing anymore and I
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react to them and I show you the best ones that I reacted to thus
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far. So I'm sure you already saw some
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good stuff in the intro, but let me give you a quick rundown.
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The first thing Cootermaxer only fans girl saying a lot of racist
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stuff in order to generate an audience of people to, you know,
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blast their rocket ships off. Another instance of my favorite
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Airbnb couple complaining that they had to do 20 minutes of
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carpet cleaning. They're like 20 years old, by
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the way. Definitely nepo babies.
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Next are these two incredible podcasters who get really upset
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that there's a sign in some kind of a place that sells clothing
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that says no influencers, and then they go on to compare them
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being influencers to being oppressed like other
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marginalized groups and talking about how it's a feminist issue.
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No idea how their brains got there.
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Next, a beautiful little palate cleanser of some kind of weird
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MAGA. I don't know, Coco melon white
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brain broken guy reacting to the Rick and Morty AI video that the
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Trump administration put out. Definitely not embarrassing for
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our country. After that, Pokémon talking
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about how she wants a baby. But I want to have a productive
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conversation about pet feminism. Not in an anti way, but an
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interesting thing. I don't want to give it away
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though, of what I say, 'cause it's super intelligent guys.
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I mean, you know me, always the smartest guy in the room.
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I stay in the room alone. Then someone who gets so upset
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by some kind of a trans event they don't even realize what
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they're talking about. It's kind of embarrassing for
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them, but OK. And lastly, this amazing
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parenting coach, which actually seems to be a grandparenting
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coach because she's upset that there are very basic boundaries
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put in place for grandparents that are pretty much like, hey,
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you should wash your hands when you get off of a long flight
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from a different state before seeing my baby and check in with
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me 'cause I might be tired before you come over.
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So it's incredible stuff and I hope you enjoy those segments.
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I had a lot of fun filming these.
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Honestly, they're my new favorite thing.
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Give you a rundown to the Democratic Party.
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I can't wait. I like this.
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So this is called cooter maxing. I learned this today.
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I knew what a cooter was. I didn't know what maxing was.
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I knew what like goon maxing was.
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So anyway, this is the whole strategy.
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It's just to say provocative shit for attention for their
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only fans. Lost the Civil War, Founded the
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KKK. Created cancel culture.
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Censored free speech. Normalized mental illness.
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Created a trans cult. Put radicals in Congress.
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Anyway, obviously they're just a bunch of like provocative shit
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that they're saying for only fans attention, which I think is
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funny. And there's other this isn't a
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great example. Like you really can't see it in
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black, but you know, if we kind of we could zoom out the Gray
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you got your your Gray. There's some pink in there too.
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You know, I mean, I'm sure that it is pink, but I mean, like you
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got some you got some pink maxing.
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I mean, she's got every fucking flavor and color that you
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possibly could. It's all that just generate
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attention for her only fans, which is funny for a couple
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reasons. One, we already know
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conservatives are the ones blowing the most loads to
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fucking porn, right? They're getting into miserable,
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miserable marriages and there's, they're hiding it though.
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They pretend that they want to ban it or whatever, but they're
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hiding it, you know? They're also the ones that are
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sucking Dicks in glory holes. Let's be fucking real.
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That's why they hate gay people so much.
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They're trying to legislate their feelings away, but it's
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not. They're not going to go away,
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man. Just suck that Dick.
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Come on man. Do it safer though.
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Get a boyfriend, make sure you guys don't have any St.
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DS. Have some fun, you know, so
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that's the number one thing is that conservatives are obviously
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disgusting DeGeneres, but it's also funny because she's well,
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it's also funny because only fans, people can do whatever the
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fuck they want. They can do positive, negative
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attention doesn't really matter. They just it's just about
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getting yourself out there. Men are disgusting and they'll
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jerk off to anything. But also like every single one
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of these. I I've seen a lot of
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conservatives on my feed saying all this stuff like every one of
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her videos is stolen from some small conservative TikTok
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channel. So it's so funny.
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And she just rattles off like silly points, right?
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Like she's like, oh, we created the Democrats created the KKK
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blah blah. The confederacy too.
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Like who's the one flying the confederate flag around right?
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Didn't And the KKK I pretty sure supported Trump last election.
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So like, what are you talking about?
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You know what I mean? It's just like, it's obviously
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it's just like talking wise, but it doesn't matter if it's true.
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It's all just like nonsense. It's like a dribble out of her
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fucking mouth. Open borders.
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Yeah, open border. Open those borders.
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They stole an election. See, that's not true.
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Obviously. We already know that.
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They demonize law enforcement. They encourage violence to fuck.
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It's like rage made to get me to react.
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Demonize law enforcement. Come on.
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Fucking J Sixers attacked fucking police officers.
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They didn't even say sorry. They actually got out of.
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They got away with it. It's pretty terrible.
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Violence. They tried to assassinate Trump.
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Three times. Somehow he dodged him.
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I don't know, maybe he's an end user.
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Laughed when Charlie Kerk died. They.
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That was sad they. Promote communism.
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They hate American culture. They they hate you if you
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disagree with them. They hate you if you disagree
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with them. What is it?
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What are you? What are you?
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What do I fucking cop? That joke could have been a lot
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better. Cops hit people just, well, not
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people. Cops are really nice except for
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their wives, let's be real. Shit, do I need to keep going?
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Sure, if you want. I'm sure the guy's jerking off.
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They are still on. I'm gonna OK.
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I just want to I want to see a couple more examples.
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I this is she's not even cooter maxing here.
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I guess I wonder why you? Ever wondered why Islam seems to
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side with the leftist agenda? No, not at all.
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Actually. The reason is like, here's the
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thing, people, all religious people for the most part have
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like very similar values. They all tend to be more
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conservative. They all tend to want to roll
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back the rights of women, like their religious texts says so.
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Same thing with children. There's no age you can send any
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of these religious texts. They want men to be the center
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of the household. So they want the women and the
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children to be slaves to the man.
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But then those men want to be super big cum guzzling.
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You know, figures like they want to cum guzzle authoritarian
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figures like there's nothing gayer than a than a religious
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man for somebody for like male authority.
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Yes, please Trump. So like they're all really the
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same. If these people would lock in,
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if like religious zealots would just lock in, Christian, Jewish,
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you know, you know, Islamic, they just lock in.
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You guys are just fucking you guys could just take away
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everybody's rights like you want to, but you guys like are so
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afraid of a color of a skin and it's like that God's different,
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OK, you know, so that's the reason.
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So the reason why they all slimed with the left more is
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because the left is more opening and and they're accepting so.
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I'll tell you, you tell me it will use democracy to install
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Muslim mayors and. Oh God, not Muslim mayors.
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Oh my God, your city. It will use democracy to install
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Muslim judge in your court. OK, we'll use democracy to
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install Muslim council members. OK, it will use democracy to
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install Muslim politicians. So they're all using democracy.
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Got it. They will use democracy to
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install a Muslim Prime Minister. In America.
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And after everything is done, it will use that to uninstall
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democracy. That's crazy.
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I just find this ironic because Trump is literally trying to
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uninstall democracy. He's he's constantly talking
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about like running a third term. He's made like $3 billion and
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and like all of his fucking, his family has made billions of
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dollars in like, Department of Defense contracts.
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What the fuck are we talking about?
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This guy's a fucking freak. But yeah, man, I just want you
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guys to keep this in mind is that we do live in ADEI white
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country. And I think that this is very
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unique under Trump because like, Trump is a rapist pedophile and
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he's president and white supremacists love him.
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But Mandani is making less crime and trying to help people and
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get their rent down, and everybody thinks he's a
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terrorist. So obviously you're fucking
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white, man. You could do whatever the fuck
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you like, barely rape people. I need to just get away with it.
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I don't know, it's incredible. Let's see the next Gooner post.
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And if you come to. It's going to be so beautiful.
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I love it. It's always people need to stop
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being racist. It's never Minorities need to be
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more likable. I'd say, you know, white people
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are minorities, OK, There's different white people.
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There's there's German, there's Russian, there's Polish, there's
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Irish, there's meatballs, right? So we have different types of
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minorities, even white minorities.
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So you guys got to stop forgetting that, but.
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If white people don't like you, it's usually not for no reason.
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Actually it's. It's because your food do be too
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spicy. Not because of the color of your
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skin and if you come to white countries it.
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Probably is the color of your skin.
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You know, here's my thing, man, like I don't care.
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Like listen, here's my thing. I think there's an acceptable
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level of racism. And I think studies show that
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people are more comfortable with people that they perceive as
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like more like them. You know, so if I see somebody
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on the street or you see somebody in the street and
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they're the same color skin as you, you, your body, your mind
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instantly goes like, oh, I'm a little more comfortable with
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that person. But it's not just the skin
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color. You analyze other things, you
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know, like if you have like a MAGA hat on, I know that you're
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a rapist If you if you got to do rag on, I don't know you.
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I know you got nice hair. I guess I don't know.
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But I mean, you shouldn't be expressing this in the way that
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you vote. You should be like a nice
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person. You know, get to know people.
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Don't be afraid to get to know a black guy.
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Go to your local Hot Topic and see any Rand.
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Any black guy in hot topic will look normal and love anime and
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just ask him what their favorite anime is.
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And you made a friend. Just do it.
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I think it's a beautiful thing. It is not white people's
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responsibility to accept you the way you are.
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That's brainwashing. It's your responsibility to.
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And she's got the feet in there too, dude.
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Holy bazookers she's not fucking around.
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They they're all painted up too. Be acceptable to how white
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people are like if I come into your house and you say take off
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your shoes and I. If I why would I say take off
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your shoes? Dude, what the fuck?
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What are you? You're getting.
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She's trying to put an image into your head.
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Drag muddy footprints into your kitchen because I didn't listen
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to you? That would be an issue.
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We give minorities and foreigners the most cultural and
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political identity space in our own countries, and we do our own
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selves. I don't really know what that
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means, so I'm going to keep it a stack with you.
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I think a lot of people that have been in America for a
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while, they just kind of lose their like their heritage
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identity, you know, like I'm from, you know, my family came
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here from Germany. Like I don't, I mean, I'm
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German, but I don't really consider myself German.
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Like I'm like 3rd or 4th generation, you know what I
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mean? But if you just came to this
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country, like you're obviously going to be like, hey, I don't
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know, my wife has to walk 100 feet behind me.
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You know, I don't, I don't get it.
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You know, that wouldn't really help with me.
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My wife is so fucking loud anyway.
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So it's just one of those things where people assimilate.
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I'm like, what's the difference in culture?
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Oh, I'm super religious, not like women.
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Nice bass, you know, you guys should love that.
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Come on, I guess you wouldn't you do only fans.
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They wouldn't want you to be doing that.
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So I guess you really benefit from being have like leftist
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freedoms. So.
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Simply because we've been so opted to thinking that's the
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right thing to do. Bullshit.
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So that's just completely stolen from someone else's page, Just
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so you know, she didn't say. It's like she just found
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somebody else saving that. It's always white people.
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It's so, it's so silly. It's just so silly.
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Has a new feature where females can get female only drivers.
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Oh I see Uber thing. Uber.
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That means women are so afraid of men that they're willing to
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get into a car accident on the way home.
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It's just like, you know, the, the joke is kind of funny.
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I just, I've heard it like I've heard it before.
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She just stole the joke. It's like fucking crazy to me.
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I mean, come on. But I guess it doesn't matter if
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they're stealing. It just gives them more
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attention. America could have been great so
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bad. Then get rid of drag Queens.
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Why? Why?
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Why drag Queens? Get rid of LGBTQ RSTB like get
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rid. Of tuberculosis.
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Rid of Pride month Stop allowing men to marry men.
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Stop allowing. What?
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Whoa. Parade, stop feeding into this
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gender ideology bullshit and everything will be greater.
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Why does all the gay stuff make America so bad?
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I don't really understand that. I don't know, I feel like it's
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all the billionaires eating our shit, not paying taxes and, you
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know, just taking loans out against their net worth to avoid
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taxes. And then paying off politicians
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to write laws for them so that they'll make it harder for you
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to like, build in certain areas so that the politics so that the
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billionaires can increase the value of their rental property
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by forcing it leave, forcibly driving up scarcity.
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I don't know, that's my bigger issue.
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But I mean, I bet a lot of guys are just so horny and they just
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start jacking. I think I'm in love from Nasty
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Nate. Hey guys, I think I'm in love.
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My name is Nasty Nate. Definitely sounds like an Uber
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conservative. I love.
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That being great so bad then get rid.
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So incredible. Let's see, let's land it off
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with this beautiful one I was setting.
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Up my aura ring the other day. Nice.
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As I was. Signing up, it asked me what
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this one's. Crazy dude.
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Gender. I was at birth.
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Whoa, that was really must have offended you.
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I'm sorry at birth, like I was really thinking to my stuff like
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wow, they really have to word these things so that rainbow
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people don't get offended and I'm just.
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Just staring at me, dude. It's just fucking staring at me
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bro. Till they challenged.
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Fucking weirdos. People are freaks.
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There's no imaginary world where you can switch what you were
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born with. I love.
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That what were you saying anyway, I'm going to keep it an
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episode of Stack with you. I mean, I hear this all the
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time, you know, in a way to bully gay and trans people,
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though. Like this is how you were born.
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Why are you so crazy, blah, blah, blah.
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It's like, listen guys, I'm a man of acceptance.
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I think it's beautiful. If you feel like you're born in
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the wrong body or you're attracted to the same sex, or if
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you believe in a fucking magical apple curse that removed our
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immortality and a magical Jew wizard that does party tricks, I
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accept all of that stuff. One of those sounds crazier than
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the others, personally. Believing in a book that says
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people live to like 1000. That one's crazy too.
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But you know what? It's obviously rage bait and
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they don't really care so I don't know why I do.
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But you know what, jokes on her, I jacked off of the stream so I
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wouldn't be distracted. So owned liberal.
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fucking thing. It's my guilty pleasure,
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honestly. Like I I name drop Cassie and
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John people like what the fuck are you talking about?
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I was like, I'm just kidding. I sneezed, you know.
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People here there plus like 7 vehicles so I'm kind of nervous.
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How they left the. Space.
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It was a wedding party, so they were all getting ready here.
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Yeah, no. Shit, wow, the piano is nice.
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Not everybody. 'S staying.
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It was just a few of. Them it always drives my I mean
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nuts so that they don't they can never get their fucking audio
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balance like the left ear or the right ear is always higher.
16:19
It's so annoying. What?
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In the actual heck Oh. Man, some of their shoes got on
16:25
the carpet. You might have to vacuum that up
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buddy. What is?
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Going on here. Oh my gosh.
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How is he lower than her? He's closer to the camera.
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Holy fuck, what the hell? This is not how I leave it.
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And there's makeup on it. Damn.
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That is not good. Does that make up?
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Yay. I would like to say it gets
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better but OK. OK, Oh my goodness.
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Not get. Better what's?
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Bad about this room. A random tote is.
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Happening. It doesn't look that bad so far.
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I'm not a big fan of the make up if that is make up on the the
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the piano but looks like there was glass over it so they might
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have made the piano also like a resting area to put stuff on so
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far. We have one rule broken because
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there's furniture moved I. I hate the no furniture rule.
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It's ridiculous. You have a bunch of like I like
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how what is the setup? They've never, I've never seen
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the setup of the furniture that's supposed to be the way it
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is, but you got 7 fucking people.
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They're going to want to sit on the couch and get ready.
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That's it's ridiculous. You can't move furniture.
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You can politely ask them to move it back after you're done,
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but Oh my God and a. Probably.
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I don't know this is make up. It could be ruined.
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We could have a ruined rug on our hands.
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I don't know how well stuff like this comes out of the rug.
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All right, maybe that's not so big.
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Is that makeup or is it just dirt?
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Why do you think it's makeup so? Far.
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But. 2. But maybe.
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But that might be valid I think. Uh oh.
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More damage. Oh shit.
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That one was damaged, that was damaged.
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Got to give him that one all right.
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We got 2 full bags of trash. I'm not sure how that's even
17:56
possible in 24 hours, but hey, at least they left us some some
18:01
treats. That's nice.
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Bagels. Sink full of dishes?
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Wow, that's. OK.
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We don't ask them to wash them, but well then why?
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The fuck would they clean them? You were you.
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You started off pretty strong, honestly.
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Let's. See nothing left in the fridge,
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did you? All right.
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Yeah. With like, I don't know, four or
18:19
five things bedroom could. Have said six or seven your
18:22
stinks would have been really hot #1.
18:24
As Cass would say, oh, there's your missing pillow.
18:26
Oh shit, that was. Rolled up somebody pulled that
18:29
down because this paper was all the way up here that just what
18:32
is the. Paper for I don't understand
18:34
what is the paper didn't just fall.
18:36
Like that, so they're messing. With our photography paper.
18:39
Oh, OK. Why wouldn't they?
18:43
Wouldn't they? Wouldn't they?
18:45
What is photography paper? Is that like a background?
18:47
I don't understand what that means.
18:48
Well, OK, maybe I'm wrong, but wouldn't they want to use the
18:52
photography paper as like a backdrop if they took pictures?
18:55
Wouldn't that be a selling point as to why they would use your
18:57
Airbnb? I don't like wouldn't that be
19:03
the point? Like when I feel I maybe I'm
19:05
wrong, wouldn't that be a selling point for them to stay
19:07
there? What it has a.
19:09
Fee on our on our rules, they just continue.
19:14
But like but like, what's the point in that being moved
19:16
though? Like what's what's?
19:17
Such a big deal here. I don't know, maybe they rested
19:19
a mirror on it? Who gives a fuck?
19:20
It's not that big of a deal. Like what?
19:21
Benefit does that bring? I don't under I love.
19:24
Food being closer to you so you can eat in bed or something, I
19:27
don't fucking know. Who the fuck cares?
19:29
Understand stool. Oh.
19:31
Nice, Oh. Isn't that just nice?
19:32
We have a a kitchen stool in the bedroom and they.
19:35
Really fucked up the house there.
19:37
Oh. Great, another thing of our
19:39
blinds broken. Oh I didn't see the broken one
19:43
but if that's true that's not good.
19:44
They look like cheap lines though, but I threw them in
19:46
there was. Like 10 people here, so it's
19:48
probably very high traffic. We got some.
19:51
Cleanser. Disgusting.
19:53
Well, it is a. Bathroom.
19:54
I don't. Even know if it shows up on
19:55
camera it is disgusting. There's some.
19:58
Hair that I just feel like this is this this one you can clean.
20:02
It sinks in here too. It is.
20:04
So gross. Maybe they took.
20:05
A shit before they left, all right.
20:07
Well, let us know what you would do.
20:09
Would you charge a damage fee for the rug being completely
20:13
stained? I would.
20:14
Probably have like some kind of a rug cleaner on hand.
20:18
If I was gonna, if I was owning an Airbnb, I would have one of
20:22
the rug cleaners that gets dirt out of my rug on hand.
20:24
That would be like the whole point of it.
20:27
So like, no, I wouldn't charge them a fee unless I couldn't get
20:30
it out. I feel like that's just normal.
20:33
You would all do that, you know I'd be irritated, but luckily.
20:37
We had a couple of days that weren't booked after they
20:40
checked out. If somebody would have been
20:42
checking in like the day they checked out, I doubt we would
20:45
have been able to get the road cleaned, so that would have
20:47
looked really bad on our part. I'm not upset like furniture's
20:50
moved. Why?
20:51
Couldn't you get that? Like listen, I could be wrong,
20:53
but I feel like that would come out with like a Bissell back,
20:56
whatever the fuck which you guys should have on hand.
20:58
So usually it's like you have to be out by a certain time and
21:01
then you have like 4 or five hours to clean up.
21:04
Why wouldn't you be able to get that done?
21:05
I feel like you would be able to get that done very easily.
21:08
I don't quite understand what whatever.
21:11
But I'm kind of just upset about the rug.
21:12
It's that was, it was like $100 rug.
21:15
I don't know that. Was very cheap rug.
21:18
I thought it would be more but OK.
21:19
Would you? Guys charge a fee.
21:21
Would you let it ride? I would.
21:22
Probably make a TikTok and like act the boxes to be honest with
21:24
you. What would you?
21:25
Rate them on their stay. I'm not going to tell you guys
21:27
what we would rate them. I want to see what you all say
21:28
first and we'll let you know. End up giving them.
21:31
I just don't understand why you wouldn't try to clean the
21:33
fucking rug before making the video.
21:35
Like be like, yeah, we got it out pretty easily.
21:36
Like, I don't understand why everything needs to be the end
21:38
of the world to you guys. They move the fucking furniture.
21:40
Yeah, if you like this content, make sure I hit that.
21:43
Pull a button and we would. They've got to be fucking rage
21:45
baiting or something, I don't know.
21:47
Our largest group ever just checked out of our Airbnb.
21:49
Wow all. Right wait they should they
21:51
didn't give us the rating What the fuck you guys actually
21:53
fucking squeeze my balls on that one.
21:55
I'm looking for to see if they did a follow up video and look
21:57
listen to this we're. 20 and 21. They're 20 and 21 years old bro.
22:04
These guys are fucking neppo babies.
22:05
Somebody gave them like every. Do you think that a 20 and a 21
22:08
year old can can afford to buy a fucking house without mommy's
22:12
money? They're basically like printing
22:14
money. They're doing almost nothing
22:16
every day and they complain. OK, I used to clean up piss and
22:19
shit off of public buses for a living.
22:21
OK, I became the manager of piss, shit, vomit and and blood
22:24
cleaning off of public transportation buses.
22:28
That was my fucking job. All right.
22:31
There was a lady who would fucking she'd get drunk every
22:33
Thursday and Friday night and she would piss and all the seats
22:35
and she would make like a like and all the front seats.
22:37
So like in a square. The buses have to weird layout.
22:41
OK, you guys are complaining more than I did back then.
22:43
Like what the hell is the matter with you?
22:45
There it is. Here's their quick update.
22:46
Quick update. If you guys saw the video about
22:48
our Airbnb guest ruining our rug, just got finished
22:51
shampooing it for probably over 20 minutes and we still have
22:55
some pretty bad stains. It doesn't.
22:57
It looks like it's. Coming out and over 20 minutes
22:59
is insane, dude. It's not that long.
23:01
You're going to have to use a different brush to get it out.
23:03
Those are definitely that will come out of your rug.
23:05
They're going. To be coming out so and you
23:07
should. Probably get a non white rug,
23:09
that's a growing pain. This is just the real side of
23:12
what we do, man. People are going to break rules
23:14
and not tell you about stuff like that and it's just part of
23:17
it either. But let it dry, shampoo it again
23:22
it comes out. Or if I have to replace the rug,
23:25
Oh well. Get on your fucking hands and
23:27
knees and clean the goddamn rug. What do you want me to tell you?
23:30
That's what I would have done what I mean, you guys bought a
23:33
white rug in the front of the house.
23:35
I I feel like it's and I don't even I'm not even convinced it's
23:38
makeup like it might just be shoe dirt.
23:40
Unfortunately what but it's. Just the real side of things,
23:44
this is what happens. It's the real side of things,
23:48
guys. Holy fuck the struggle.
23:50
It's wonderful. It's not too noticeable from
23:52
here. The only issue is that we have
23:54
guests checking in today. We're probably going to have to
23:56
message them and be like, hey. Hey, we tried for 20 minutes to
24:00
get these stains out of the carpet.
24:03
Dude come on, get on your fucking hands and knees and wash
24:05
the fucking rug. Had to shampoo.
24:07
The rug people stained it, so walk on the rug with your socks,
24:12
you might get wet. OK, hopefully I'll say anything,
24:15
hope it doesn't bother them. MO Super scary stuff man.
24:19
I don't know man. Google how to clean a dirty rug.
24:22
This is what it is. Cassie's been touching up some
24:24
paint. OK, got the baseboards looking
24:26
crispy. This is where we're at.
24:28
Shampooer put in the work, but just wasn't quite what we
24:32
needed. Twenty.
24:33
Minutes worth of work. OK.
24:35
So if you'll have any tips or recommendations on how we can
24:38
maybe get these stains out or Google.
24:40
It but this is the problem is that they actually did things
24:42
the right way and not annoying the way nobody would engage with
24:44
the content, so I guess they know what they're doing.
24:46
Let us know. We're willing to try new things,
24:48
try to get it clean. We just can't be.
24:52
You could try. Complaining more, I think that
24:54
might work. That might work pretty well
24:55
coming in here. Between every guest and trying
24:57
these remedies and it's still that you meet the.
25:00
People that stayed there and you're like, what the fuck?
25:02
What the Hell's going on here? That's annoying as hell.
25:04
It might work. So it might take like one day
25:07
after somebody checks out, try to get it clean.
25:10
If not, how'd you replace it? So quick up.
25:12
All right, get a. Dark carpet?
25:14
What do you want me to tell you? What I find kind of interesting
25:16
here though, is that in the original video they're wearing
25:19
completely different clothing. Like what?
25:22
Did you wait? Did you guys wait until the next
25:25
day to clean it? Our largest group ever.
25:28
Just I don't. Understand.
25:31
Like what? Wouldn't you want to get to that
25:33
as soon as possible? Quick update, why the fuck would
25:37
you wait a day? I don't understand.
25:39
Doesn't make any fucking sense to me.
25:40
You guys are so unbothered by this mess and you're like, it's
25:43
a big deal. Also, they're wearing their
25:45
shoes in the original walkthrough.
25:47
Like why would you wear your shoes like that?
25:48
They're stepping all over the fucking thing and she I would
25:51
take my shoes off the second I got in here.
25:53
My shoes would be right the fuck off.
25:56
But they're walking through the look.
25:57
She's standing, she's stepping on the carp.
25:59
She walked in with shoes on. Look at her.
26:01
She's stepping on the fucking carpet in this frame here, in
26:03
her shoes. If you're so fucking worried
26:06
about the dirt, why the fuck are you guys wearing fucking
26:08
footwear? You should just be walking.
26:09
Look, she's still wearing shoes. She's still wearing fucking
26:12
shoes. They're walking around the whole
26:12
goddamn house with shoes. That's like, rule #1 take your
26:15
fucking shoes off, dude. Look at this.
26:17
All over the house. All over the house.
26:19
Bro. These guys are amateurs.
26:21
Amateurs at best. Amateurs are best.
26:23
They might have done the damage. Who knows Paige?
26:25
Lorenz is getting into I don't know who.
26:26
That is some. Instagram drive.
26:29
I love drama, obsessed with this.
26:31
A long time Nantucket store and you know Nantucket is her
26:34
island. They don't.
26:36
Who the who's Who the hell are these people?
26:37
Maybe I'm just old and I'm out of the loop.
26:39
Posted. An Instagram story of their shop
26:42
and there's a sign at the top. It says no influencers.
26:45
Oh. That's kind of based.
26:47
I agree with that. Obviously you can go into the
26:51
into the shop if you're an influencer, you just can't
26:54
influence. And I, I assume, listen, I don't
26:57
know the specifics of it, but it's probably not like, hey, you
27:00
can't take your phone out and take pictures.
27:02
You probably do that, but you can't just be an obnoxious
27:04
asshole in the in the restaurant.
27:05
That's what I'm assuming it is. And don't come up to us and ask
27:08
us for free shit or to spend $5000 for a fucking TikTok post.
27:12
Like how obnoxious, which is already.
27:14
It's so funny because I feel like posts like that, especially
27:17
when they're, and this is the biggest problem I have, is when
27:19
they're displayed as authentic where it's like I went to, you
27:21
know, poopy butt dingles and I got a coffee.
27:24
But like they actually went there and they asked for $5000
27:26
to give a performative review. I hate those.
27:30
Isn't the whole point of the content creation thing to be
27:32
like kind of just like a dude or, or a chick or whatever them
27:35
or some just kind of random like person that's just doing stuff
27:39
not to do this like super ridiculous performative
27:42
nonsense. I think it's preposterous.
27:44
Pete Durant. Had left like a really lengthy
27:45
comment on if you call. Yourself a feminist but proudly
27:48
put up a no influencer sign. It's worth asking who you are
27:51
attempting to delegitimize and why.
27:55
What? Wait, women?
27:58
Well, I do hate women. No, I'm just kidding.
27:59
I don't understand how you get to women here.
28:01
Men can be influencers too, Guys, come on.
28:03
Mocking women when they become powerful in a new industry isn't
28:06
new. It's just a strange message
28:08
coming from a store that celebrates a craft with such a
28:10
risk rich history of women shaping the island and community
28:13
and the economy. What?
28:16
What the fuck are they talking about?
28:18
I can't read the rest of it because this hassle has over
28:19
here. It's not a restaurant by the
28:22
way, it's a it's like some kind of clothing store.
28:25
But for those of you who don't know, the creator economy is
28:27
overwhelmingly driven by women. Is that true?
28:30
Brands have shifted billions of dollars into creator marketing
28:33
because it's constantly delivers something traditional
28:36
advertising can't trust community in measurable sales.
28:39
OK, one woman with a loyal audience can successfully launch
28:43
a business at scale that would have acquired, would have once
28:47
required corporate backing with a massive advertising budget.
28:49
That's a win. This sign isn't.
28:51
I mean, listen, here's my thing is that I don't really, like,
28:55
maybe they're the guy. Apparently the person who put
28:57
the sign up said it was a joke. Either way, why are you getting
29:01
so worked up in turning this into a woman thing?
29:02
Like, why are you making it a feminist thing?
29:04
Why can't you just say like, hey, you could have said
29:05
everything else in this post. That's just like, hey, you know,
29:11
you've been helped a lot by different people in this
29:13
specific instances of clothing stores.
29:15
So it's probably a lot of women. So I don't know why you're
29:16
turning your back on, you know, people who want to try to, you
29:19
know, whatever that have done a lot of positive for your brand.
29:23
That's fine, but why turn into a fucking feminist issue?
29:25
That's what gets obnoxious to me.
29:27
Like a really. Lengthy comment on it.
29:29
I guess I can go to the store. I mean you can.
29:31
Go to the store but. I just feel like in general I
29:35
could go to the store so she's standing up for me so that I
29:38
could go. You can go.
29:39
Anyway, like, how would they know you're like these people,
29:41
these when people want to be depressed so bad?
29:44
You know, I don't know if you guys know this, you guys can do
29:46
this thing. It's called code switching.
29:47
OK? If you're an influencer, all you
29:49
have to do is just not be an influencer when you go into the
29:51
store. OK?
29:53
I know that. I know that being an influencer
29:55
is almost as, you know, oppressive, oppressive as being
29:58
black guys. You know, there's so much a
30:00
systemic oppression against influencers with no influencers
30:02
signs, but you know, you guys can turn it off for a second,
30:05
OK, but in general. If you have a store or a
30:08
business and you have a sign that says no blank about a group
30:11
of human beings unless it says like no rapists.
30:15
OK, so. Right, you're wrong.
30:17
A group of? That's insane.
30:19
To me, this is what I was I was making, I was memeing before.
30:21
But like they actually think that they're like black people
30:24
that are like oppressed, like any minority or marginalized
30:26
group. Typically these are immutable
30:28
characteristics that people are like born with, you know, like
30:32
being black or brown or gay or trans or, you know, you know, I
30:36
don't know, something like that. Being an influencer is not an
30:39
immutable characteristic. That's like saying no
30:42
skateboarding inside of the store.
30:44
I don't know, like, I think it's fucking ridiculous.
30:46
You guys are insane. They they could have just been
30:48
like, yeah, I think that's shitty.
30:49
You know, these, these brands, they do really well off of
30:52
influencers. So I don't know why they would
30:53
turn their back on them. That's fine.
30:55
But these guys are these guys, are they want to be oppressed so
30:57
fucking bad. Holy shit, human beings.
31:00
That's just screwing. It is discrimination, but it's
31:03
not bad discrimination. It's like a discriminate against
31:05
a three-year old for driving a fucking car.
31:07
Who cares? It's just and like, it's just
31:10
crazy. It's crazy to be like not care.
31:11
This is. What the problem is people don't
31:12
understand what discrimination is.
31:13
Discrimination isn't bad inherently, it's just bad
31:16
sometimes. It depends on what the
31:17
discrimination is for, right? Like you, You discriminate
31:19
against people shitting in the streets.
31:20
Like, OK, well that's weird. Because of your job.
31:23
So unless it says no criminals, yeah, no influencers.
31:27
I can't believe I can't go to the store.
31:28
These people are so. Dumb, I know, and you know.
31:30
I don't even want to go. I'm going to dairy boy.
31:32
Like what's the intention here? We don't want business unless I
31:34
think the. Intention is that influencers
31:36
act like this. These people are like super
31:39
entitled and I'm fucking annoying.
31:40
You're stealing there's. Like literally no bad downside
31:42
to having someone in your store. What about no thieves?
31:44
Yeah. That would be.
31:46
Good. I think that's a.
31:47
Given, but OK, it's so. Lame.
31:50
Yeah. And so this is very much a
31:51
sleigh from Paige and like an easy kill shot.
31:54
Agreed. I really.
31:55
I love these two though. I love their confidence.
31:58
I love their confidence in keeping this up and feeling like
32:00
justified and valid and then what they're saying.
32:02
I think that's beautiful. I love confidence.
32:04
It's just the additional delusion.
32:05
Is this a real podcast? Yeah, it's the Toast pod.
32:09
Stupid idiots. Yeah, agreed.
32:11
Women hating women haters Women I.
32:13
Don't. I don't know how this is a women
32:14
hating thing, but OK. Paige, Laurent.
32:17
All right. Incredible.
32:17
Good job, guys. You're really helping the girls.
32:20
You're not going. To believe what the White House
32:22
posted to their Twitter and other platforms last night.
32:24
Well, you're not going to believe that my wife laughed at
32:26
me last night and it. Is real.
32:29
Whoa. OK, interesting.
32:32
I'm going to cut the music off. It's Rick and Morty.
32:35
You guys get it, dude, I just, I don't know DMCA.
32:38
It's all the sounds and it's a hey, they use AI to create Rick
32:41
and Morty and Mandani, I guess is chasing Trump and Trump has a
32:46
big old hand and they're arresting.
32:47
Oh, I guess illegal aliens. This is kind of embarrassing.
32:50
There's Chuck Schumer. He's a robot, I guess Mum Don,
32:55
it looks like it's oh, it's supposed to be JD Vance.
32:57
I thought that was mum Donnie. I couldn't believe it.
32:59
They they seem to be pretty friendly with each other.
33:01
Whoa. Is.
33:02
This real or Israel? You know what I'm saying, guys?
33:04
That's definitely mum, Donnie. Come on, guys.
33:06
Wow. Well, anybody who liked that is
33:09
a fucking moron, so let's see what we got here.
33:16
Oh, OK, that's not Vance, dude. That's Mumdonni.
33:18
I'm telling you right now, Trump loves Mumdonni.
33:19
You think it's Vance? It's called a dog whistle.
33:23
What did we just watch that's. I mean, it's embarrassing,
33:27
right? Like, it's kind of pathetic.
33:28
It's this is the president of the United States.
33:29
Using AI to make Rick and Morty memes for rage bait on Twitter
33:32
is kind of pathetic. Like it's not even it's not even
33:36
like trigger. I'm like, Oh my God, it's just
33:37
like embarrassing, which is like that's that's what our country's
33:40
been reduced to Twitter rage bait.
33:44
I mean from. Them arresting illegal aliens to
33:47
Chuck Schumer being a robot, this is.
33:49
That's this is what happened to the video.
33:51
True. Better than.
33:52
Anything I've seen in Adult Swim in decades.
33:56
I used to watch Inuasha decades ago so fuck you dude.
33:59
You guys think? Would you guys watch this if it
34:01
became a real cartoon or a real animated series?
34:04
I think I would. Well, you're a.
34:06
Fucking idiot. I don't understand.
34:08
Like I, I, you're showing it to people obviously for engagement.
34:11
That's fine. And then you're, you're, but you
34:12
think it's the funniest thing you've seen in your life?
34:14
Like is like, is he that fucking deep in your asshole where
34:19
you're like, this was funny. This was just stupid.
34:21
Even if you thought it was kind of funny.
34:23
Is it really the funniest thing you've seen on Adult Swim in a
34:25
long time? Really.
34:28
I, I don't, I don't know what kind of person are you?
34:31
Like I you obviously don't believe that you're just sitting
34:35
here trying to like jerk off the oh, I love, I love Trump.
34:37
You're like stroking your fucking it's weird, dude.
34:39
It's kind of embarrassing. It really is.
34:41
This is this is like what this is what happens when you get a
34:44
divorce and like fucking like single dad is living at home.
34:48
They're sitting in like a fucking one room apartment that
34:50
smells with some fucking black mold in it and they're like,
34:53
this is so funny. I got to make a video about it.
34:55
You know what I mean? Like it's just kind of a sad
34:58
thing to really like this. I'm assuming your whole account
35:01
is this guzzling Trump? I don't know, but OK.
35:05
And it. Doesn't seem like it's that far
35:06
off from the truth. What do you guys think?
35:08
Let me know down the comments. What the fuck does that?
35:10
Mean what? OK, incredible stuff.
35:14
Thanks for that beautiful reaction.
35:16
I hate to. Admit this and before I do, I
35:19
need all the guys to scroll. This is just for the ladies.
35:23
OK, what the hell? Why?
35:26
Well I haven't seen Sneako SIM for her, so I guess he watched
35:28
this video in a weird way too. He's being very uncomfortable.
35:31
I think I have. Baby fever.
35:33
Oh shit. Because like.
35:34
Mentally I get. That I had crazy baby fever for
35:38
a while, but now we're pregnant. I talk about it a lot, but I'm
35:43
really excited. So I keep saying I can't wait,
35:46
but then I go, no, I can't wait. I don't want to manifest when
35:48
she's ready to be born, you know what I mean?
35:50
Take your time young child. Logically.
35:53
I don't want a child but sometimes it feels like
35:56
biologically my body is saying have a baby.
36:00
True, it's just. Whispering in the back.
36:03
Why not think about it? Hey, you're being a.
36:05
Little weird about it. Like my ovaries are playing
36:08
tricks on me. I can't be the only one right
36:11
it? Feels like a thirst trap.
36:14
It's very strange. How do I get rid of this though?
36:18
You know, I didn't actually watch the whole thing, I just
36:19
saw it and I was like, I have a point that I kind of want to
36:21
make that somewhat relevant to this, but that was like a little
36:23
weirdly thirst trappy and I feel like something weird there.
36:27
I don't know if you're farming donations.
36:28
Anyway, what I wanted to say is I think it is interesting that
36:31
there are a lot of people that are older that don't have kids,
36:33
but and they don't want to necessarily have kids 'cause
36:36
it's a responsibility and whatever it's I'm excited, but
36:39
like, I get it, right. But they'll, they'll say like
36:43
biologically, I feel like I want them biologically I don't.
36:45
And I was thinking about that. And a lot of times people will
36:48
talk about like, oh, hey, feminism destroyed women's
36:56
desire to have kids. And you know, there's probably
37:00
not a whole big conversation to have about that.
37:03
I think that if you can find a woman and respect her that she's
37:06
going to want to open her legs for you and become a baby making
37:09
factory. That's at least my experience
37:13
and I feel like if you treat a woman well, she'll want to be a
37:15
stay at home mom. It's hard to find the money, but
37:18
I do kind of feel that way. I feel like that's why you got
37:20
to hit that button inside a woman by respecting her.
37:23
But anyway, that's not really the point.
37:25
The other thing is, I'm 36 years old and I remember growing up,
37:28
like how many different things did we see about how the world
37:33
is overpopulated? Like I feel like every other
37:36
fucking day there was like a scare that we are overpopulated.
37:38
Times are terrifying. Everything is going crazy.
37:42
We have 80 Gargiulian people in the entire world.
37:46
And as a kid, seeing that you're like, holy fuck, like maybe I
37:49
don't want kids. That's a scary concept.
37:51
We have so many different people and we don't have a lot of room.
37:55
We're destroying the entire environment.
37:57
And like, you know, any population that gets too big as
38:00
an animal, they eventually get so big they eat up their food
38:03
source and then they start to die off.
38:05
You know, now we're humans with the ability to think really
38:07
intellectually, although a lot of people don't seem to embrace
38:11
that thought or that ability. So we can, we have been
38:14
overcoming that, but like, we've had a huge population boom.
38:17
Here's the population, world population in billions, right?
38:20
This is huge. This is huge.
38:23
It's going up a little bit and then it just it's a fucking,
38:25
it's like Tony Hawk Pro Skater up here and we're reaching a
38:28
billion. And that number actually started
38:30
to come down recently because people are like, oh, I don't
38:32
know if I want to have kids, especially in Western countries
38:35
where you would, you know, see a lot of media that depicts that.
38:37
But it's media, right? Like I think it's people's fears
38:40
manifested into different media. It's not like some kind of
38:43
feminism or any of that thing. I really think that this is the
38:46
primary reason why. And that's why you're starting
38:48
to also see a bit of an uptick because like right now,
38:51
unfortunately, there is the panic.
38:54
There's like the Muslim panic where conservatives are like
38:57
terrified our population is going to be replaced.
39:00
So you have to have more babies. It's fucking weird because I
39:03
don't think that that's going to happen.
39:04
I also don't care about the color of whites.
39:05
It doesn't matter to me, you know, And I think in an ideal
39:08
society, we'll all just, you know, get some kind of goth
39:11
Latina or black BBW wife and then we'll just have a bunch of
39:14
Gray babies. Not for me, of course, but for
39:16
my future children, of course. That's what I want to see for
39:19
them. I'm course, I'm very much in
39:21
love, but you know, but that's like the new panic.
39:25
It's like we're being replaced, having more kids, blah, blah,
39:26
blah, blah, blah. It's like, holy shit, chill the
39:28
fuck out. So I don't know, I just thought
39:29
it was interesting. I want to share that 'cause I
39:31
feel like there's a lot. I, I've really see the only
39:33
perspective out there that's talking about population
39:38
decrease or is it's insane. Fucking people that are like
39:42
very anti feminist and very conservative.
39:44
And I wanted to give an alternative perspective that can
39:46
maybe counter that in a productive way.
39:48
And I felt like this is the video to see what's going on
39:50
with that, you know? But also, I would say Pokémon,
39:53
if you don't really want to have a kid, you're not willing to
39:55
like really devote yourself that kid, which maybe you are.
39:58
I wouldn't really just, I wouldn't listen to that
40:00
biological attunement unless you're ready to actually give
40:03
your kid the time of day. You know what I'm saying?
40:05
And my wife's in the chat and I'm in trouble now.
40:09
I don't. You don't hear any regret.
40:11
At all because you also like black girls look.
40:14
Y'all know I don't normally get into the trans conversation OK,
40:17
but when I don't know. You.
40:18
So that could be true. Maybe you're lying.
40:19
I guess I wouldn't have any idea but OK I woke.
40:24
Up and I saw this this morning. It actually pissed me off and it
40:27
should piss off. Better to be.
40:29
Pissed off and pissed on. I don't really agree with that,
40:31
but I'm a kind of a weird guy. Every single.
40:34
Fucking woman. The Boston Public Library
40:36
apparently is having a trans period pride event.
40:38
Or that. Piss women off trans period
40:41
pride. Join Mass Now and the MA Trans
40:44
Political Coalition for a consciousness raising discussion
40:48
on menstrual equality and the experiences of trans
40:50
menstruators. OK so just a quick read through
40:52
and if you think trans people are cringe that's fine.
40:54
This is for trans men that have periods.
40:57
So why would this piss off women?
40:59
I don't really understand. This is about trans men who have
41:01
periods. Again, if you may not like trans
41:03
people, I do. I think they're valid, but you
41:05
may not and that's fine. But why would this piss off
41:07
women? It's just like, hey, trans men
41:09
have periods too, you know? This is something for you that
41:12
would get worse, you would think is cringe.
41:14
So also, what's up with the ice cream cone?
41:16
You know, I like the ones with a little bit of cherry on them,
41:18
you know what I'm saying? Where they were having a
41:22
discussion on menstrual equity. What the fuck is menstrual
41:25
equity? Oh, and for trans.
41:27
Men to get periods, don't forget.
41:28
There's a catered dinner and free period underwear provided
41:31
to all attendees. All right.
41:33
Cool, what is period underwear? What the fuck is that?
41:38
Is it like those vending machines in in in Japan that you
41:40
can buy used underwear? I've never frequented it before,
41:45
but I guess it's underwear that's built in to absorb your
41:48
menstrual blood. I would just get a a diva cup,
41:51
you know what I mean, To dump it out or to the sink.
41:55
Give it to your boyfriend to take a shot of, you know what I
41:57
mean? As if.
41:58
Women haven't been asking for free period products for
42:01
decades, all right. Well, you know what?
42:03
That's cool. I get it, I feel like trans
42:06
people I guess just advocated for better than you, but I do
42:09
tend to agree. I mean that's the pink tax you
42:12
know? Diapers I think should be less
42:13
expensive and so should girl stuff.
42:15
I agree with that are y'all. Going to understand that this
42:17
entire trans movement is rooted in misogyny.
42:20
OK, it is. I don't.
42:20
Understand. How is it rooted in misogyny?
42:22
I don't understand. It's all.
42:24
About prioritizing the opinions and feelings of men.
42:27
Like trans men. Are you saying because every.
42:31
Time we have this conversation, all I hear is man man, man man
42:34
man why is it that we. I have a feeling.
42:36
That you think that trans women are going to be using this
42:38
period products only? Have to have these conversations
42:40
when it's a man transitioning to a woman.
42:43
Boom, right there. This is one of the problems with
42:45
like a lack of literacy, you know, because I think that some
42:48
of the complaints are valid, like, hey, why?
42:49
Why are I mean really fundamentally, why are women's
42:51
products so expensive? Why is there a pink tax?
42:53
I agree with that, but you think that this is for trans women and
42:57
that's where you lost the plot. So you're coming into this and
43:00
you have to understand this. If this person ever saw it, just
43:02
to be productive that you are so transbrained, so anti
43:05
transbrained that you looked at this and you went, Oh my God,
43:08
trans women in another space. No, it's trans men.
43:12
That's what it's about. It's about trans men.
43:13
If you read the description, you would have been like, oh, OK,
43:16
right. So like you're you're alting on
43:19
this and you have no fucking idea what the fuck you're
43:21
talking about. You are.
43:22
And this is like a thing is like you were.
43:24
And so like in the beginning, you're like, you know, I don't
43:25
really talk about this stuff. Obviously all you do is talk and
43:28
think about trans people because like you completely lost the
43:30
plot the second that you turn the video on.
43:35
So you have, you know, TDs, trans derangements and your
43:40
home. You really fucked yourself up on
43:43
that one. Your audience isn't going to
43:44
catch it because they're not interested in like intelligence,
43:47
I guess. But you know, you don't seem
43:48
like a dumb person. But I in my opinion, you did a
43:50
kind of a dumb thing here. You didn't read it.
43:53
You just saw trans and that fucking melt it down and not a.
43:55
Woman transitioning to a man. That's literally what this
43:59
event's for positioning to. A man, man, man, man, man.
44:02
Why is it that we only have to have these conversations when
44:05
it's a man transitioning to a woman and not a woman
44:07
transitioning to a man It. Literally is about a woman
44:10
transitioning to a man. You fucking.
44:12
You just owned yourself the holy fuck.
44:16
You don't have to have this. Conversation when it comes to a
44:18
woman transitioning to a man because you don't see a woman
44:21
transitioning to a man and then insist that she needs to be able
44:23
to play football. This is this is an event for
44:26
trans men. Did you not read it?
44:29
Look, I just there's you have to you have to feel this is it says
44:34
trans menstruators. It's talking about trans men.
44:37
You are fucking cooked, dude. Maybe they're so like cooked by
44:40
like Coco melon Twitter watching and like they see the rage bait
44:46
where there's like some trans women that insist they can have
44:49
a period or a menstruate, which is obviously not true.
44:52
You might have like a different hormone structure or something.
44:55
You know, men technically have like, their own period, but it's
44:57
not menstruating, right? You know what I mean?
45:00
Like when my wife's on her period, I get fucking, you know,
45:03
I get Moody too. But like, I guess you got
45:07
triggered by people like, no, we really have that.
45:09
And they're not realizing that this is not for trans women.
45:12
Yeah. What the fuck does football have
45:13
to do with this? What are you talking about?
45:15
Because she knows. That that's not her place.
45:17
When it comes to men transitioning to women, all of a
45:19
sudden we have to give them free period products for a.
45:21
This is not for. Trans women period that.
45:23
They don't have this isn't. For them, and we have.
45:25
To let them into our locker rooms, even though they haven't
45:27
fully transitioned and we have to see all of the male body
45:30
parts in our locker room. You probably have never.
45:32
Seen that before in your life, But I I can agree that there's a
45:34
conversation to have about like trans women in like a woman's
45:40
locker room that hasn't fully transitioned.
45:42
I get it. That's a conversation.
45:44
I don't know if this person is capable of having it because
45:46
they're fucking literally like trans brained.
45:47
They're all thing like super hard.
45:49
So it's hard to have productive conversations with unproductive
45:50
people. But sure, there's a conversation
45:53
to have there. But again, you're wrong on the
45:55
premise of this video. You know why?
45:56
That's happening because men would never put up with that
45:58
shit. Women will because we are
46:01
naturally wired to protect the status quo.
46:03
Well, no, the reason why men don't care about trans men is
46:06
because men don't feel threatened by trans men, right?
46:09
And I think that there are some women who in some instances
46:12
might feel threatened by trans women.
46:13
I get it. Again, you have somebody,
46:15
especially if they don't have access to like the, you know,
46:18
different medical interventions to help them transition.
46:21
Or, you know, we'll say I'm going to say effectively, for
46:23
lack of a better term to you, you can get a little bit upset
46:25
when you see a trans woman inside of your space.
46:27
I think that they're valid women, you know, But like, I get
46:32
it, like men, It's not that men won't put up with it and just
46:36
don't care. You know, most trans men,
46:38
they're not, I don't know. So like, OK, not really freaking
46:43
out about it. Also, trans men aren't going to
46:45
be able to dominate a sport that men are in.
46:46
Let's be real to. Protect whatever makes us feel
46:49
safe. We have heard this story for
46:51
ages about women capitulating to men because it makes them feel
46:54
safe and not necessarily because they actually want to do it.
46:57
It's because they have fear of harm if they don't do it.
46:59
That is exactly what is happening with this trans
47:01
movement. We are again.
47:03
What the fuck are you? Talking about catering.
47:04
To the feelings of men to protect the status quo.
47:07
Oh, you don't think? Trans women are women.
47:08
OK, I got it. Make sure that.
47:10
Nothing happens to us, I guess. Thing is that nothing's
47:13
happening to you guys. Trans women aren't posing a
47:16
threat. There's no meaningful,
47:18
measurable anything that trans women are a threat to
47:21
cisgendered women. You're the president is more of
47:25
a threat to women than trans people are.
47:28
I don't know, it feels like a virtue signal.
47:30
I'm not trying to get into it, but the guy is a fucking rapist
47:33
and he's in the Epstein files and you guys are still, I'm
47:35
sure, loving him and not care and like just still crying about
47:39
trans people. It's it you see, you could see
47:41
how we don't believe that you actually think this is a
47:43
legitimate fear and it's more likely that you're just melting
47:46
the fuck down. Some things I think, again, I
47:48
can understand, like the sports thing, I get it, but it seems
47:51
more like you're just trying to go off and have like a meltdown.
47:53
Honestly, it seems like you're just like really offended by
47:55
what's happening, just like just because you want to be.
47:58
I think that you've been consuming a lot of Twitter slop
48:00
and your but you don't think anymore like Twitter thinks for
48:02
you. Why I?
48:03
History has shown it, OK Women who respect the status quo are
48:06
never going to change anything, and they're never going to get
48:08
the respect that they deserve trans women.
48:10
Aren't the status quo, so I don't really understand what
48:12
your point you're trying to make.
48:14
Look at the. End of the day, if you want to
48:15
be trans, fine, If you want to have surgeries or not have
48:17
surgeries, fine. We don't care you.
48:20
Care a lot. Just stop.
48:22
Encroaching on spaces that we have fought for for so long, I.
48:26
Don't understand what you're talking about, because if this
48:29
was a story about a trans woman going into a locker room and
48:32
like doing a helicopter with their penis, I get it.
48:35
But this is a story about some fucking pride event for trans
48:38
men and you're having a meltdown about trans women.
48:40
They do you understand what you're doing there is.
48:43
Middle ground to be had here, but you guys don't want to have
48:45
it, you guys clearly. You're the one who doesn't just
48:48
want. To take over everything because
48:50
take over. What if you wanted?
48:51
A middle ground. Here's a middle ground, dude.
48:53
Fucking trans women aren't even out of the military anymore.
48:56
There's like trans veterans that are getting denied access to
48:59
what they deserve, which is whatever other veterans get
49:02
because they're trans. Like what do you mean?
49:04
What the fuck are you talking about?
49:06
How about when you? Go into our bathrooms, in our
49:08
locker rooms. If you haven't fully
49:09
transitioned yet, go to a private stall and change there
49:12
might. Be a conversation I have about
49:14
that again, I don't think that you're one that's able to have
49:16
it, though plenty of. Women go to private stalls and
49:19
change because they are uncomfortable with their bodies
49:21
and don't want to be naked in front of other women.
49:23
True. Also I think that we should
49:24
normalize that in kind of the restrooms.
49:25
Restrooms instead of locker rooms for kids.
49:27
I remember being young and taking my shirt off in front of
49:29
other guys and it felt so self-conscious and you'd get
49:31
yelled at if you tried to change in the bathroom.
49:33
It's like, it's fucking weird. Let's get some curtains or
49:35
something going on, you know what I mean?
49:36
It's not. That hard of a concept, it's not
49:38
that crazy of a mentality, but unfortunately a lot of times
49:40
people are not willing to have these conversations So you know
49:43
what? Well, you're.
49:44
Kind of the one that's not willing to have it, we fought.
49:46
For these spaces, so if you're not willing to meet us in the
49:48
middle. What space did you fight for the
49:50
bathroom? I'm so confused.
49:51
Stay out. Of them politely OK.
49:53
There are plenty of people also who don't use public bathrooms.
49:56
They wait until they go home to go to the bathroom because they
49:58
don't trust public bathrooms. I mean, me personally, I think
50:01
we need to start changing public bathrooms around.
50:03
I went to some gluten restaurant.
50:06
It was kind of gay, but it was good.
50:08
It was gluten free and they had like their restrooms were Co Ed.
50:12
So you walked into like a a neutral space to wash your
50:15
hands. And then you there were stalls
50:17
that would lock where you could go to the bathroom, which I
50:19
think is clever. I think that that's perfectly
50:21
fine, and I think that makes sense.
50:24
Then again, it's New York and a lot of the guys are low tests,
50:26
so you know what I mean? They they're not like the high
50:28
testosterone conservative men that are down to rape.
50:30
You know what I'm saying? Sorry, little dark woke right
50:36
like these. Are not wild concepts y'all?
50:38
In my opinion these are not outrageous ass for in exchange,
50:41
it's just not. The time to talk about it
50:42
because it makes no sense how you got to this.
50:45
The logical leap is insane that you get.
50:46
To live your life in the way that you want to live your life
50:48
and so do we nice that's it because at the end of the day,
50:51
you guys are the ones that said that you just want to be equal
50:54
to everyone else, which means you get to live your life and
50:57
live by the same rules as everybody else, but they still.
51:00
Don't have equal rights. They can't go in the military.
51:01
So we're not even at that point of equal rights.
51:03
OK, you. Don't get special treatment.
51:05
That's not being equal he's getting.
51:06
Special treatment? I'm so confused, no.
51:08
One, let me repeat that. OK, No, I wonder.
51:11
How many videos this person's made about how frustrating it is
51:13
that girls products cost more than than than male products.
51:16
Like the girl razors are marketed to be more expensive
51:19
and what not. Zero.
51:21
It's going to be 0. You know why?
51:23
Because the talking point about how women want free stuff is
51:26
it's fake. They don't actually believe
51:27
this. And I guarantee you that they
51:28
don't vote in the direction that would be more likely to support
51:31
the reduction of costs for women.
51:33
So I don't really it's a, it's a virtue signal O1.
51:37
Has a problem with trans people existing.
51:40
We have a problem with the fact that you are constantly you
51:42
clearly. Do going.
51:43
Into spaces that you are not invited into.
51:47
This was an event for trans women, Excuse me, for trans men.
51:49
What are you talking about? This is about a pride event for
51:52
trans men that you could have gone to if you wanted to.
51:57
It wasn't, it wasn't exclusive. You weren't going to be kicked
52:01
out if you, if you went there. You know that, right?
52:03
Like it wasn't like, hey Public Library.
52:05
Hey, 00. Wait down here it says you're
52:07
not allowed to go there if you're cisgender, like you know
52:08
what I mean like you could have went to this period pride, you
52:11
could have joined there, you could have got the free
52:13
underwear. I don't know what the fuck
52:14
you're talking about. Whether.
52:16
Like. You're being very strange right
52:18
now that. Is it?
52:20
And by the way, for anybody that wants to argue with me about
52:22
whether trans men have a period or not, Nobody.
52:24
'S having this conversation and this isn't a question about a
52:28
period, this is a question about menstruation, which leads me to
52:31
believe like what did you actually ask the AI?
52:35
Transgender women do not experience menstruation bleeding
52:37
help because they do not have a uterus overage.
52:39
However, many trans women taking gender affirming hormone therapy
52:41
report experiencing clinical symptoms that are like nausea
52:45
and cramping. You look silly here.
52:48
Why are you cutting off what you actually looked up?
52:52
It looks like they looked up through trans women menstruate
52:55
but then you use the word period.
52:56
I mean I'm just saying it just seems a little deceptive here.
52:59
They don't. OK, transgender women do not
53:01
experience bleeding because they do not have a uterus or ovaries.
53:05
It doesn't. Really matter because this is
53:06
not about trans women might have mood.
53:08
Swings. They might have bloating,
53:09
nausea, cramping, whatever because of their hormone
53:12
therapy, but they do not bleed. So why are they getting period
53:15
panties? They're not.
53:17
For trans men, do have a period please?
53:19
Explain it. Some basic common sense would
53:23
have explained it for you. Girly pop OK does.
53:25
Grandma need baby clearance now, yes?
53:28
When did meeting the new baby get this complicated?
53:30
I don't know when people learn about boundaries because this.
53:33
Is what I'm hearing from all my friends that are so excited to
53:37
be new grandmas. One of my friends literally just
53:39
flew from. Well, you're.
53:41
Probably not a new grandma. You're probably an old grandma.
53:43
Jenica's grandmas are typically old.
53:46
Going to Boston and there are all these things that have to
53:49
happen before that grandma is allowed to be near that baby.
53:52
Starting with, have you have the Tdap shot?
53:55
Yeah, I already asked the doctor, because we're having a
53:57
baby, what shots I'm going to make my our parents get.
54:01
Yeah. Have you had?
54:01
The flu shot when you get off the plane, you may need to even
54:05
quarantine for a few days. If yes, that.
54:07
Makes perfect sense to me. The plane's got a bunch of
54:10
smelly people on it. I would know.
54:11
I take the plane, I'm the smelly person.
54:13
That's a joke. This makes perfect sense.
54:15
Most very reasonable boundary, not you.
54:17
Definitely have to change your clothes, yes, and then when you
54:21
I mean you should be. Who doesn't?
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You know, I change my clothes once I before I lay in bed.
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It's gross. You know what I mean?
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Like, what are you doing on my day?
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Clothes on outside Clothes. Work clothes.
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Yucky. Finally.
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Make it to your next checkpoint. You have to call the family and
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make sure that mom and baby are ready physically and mentally
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for you to be there. Do not just show up.
54:39
Wow, I feel like you're saying this with an energy that that
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sounds unreasonable, super reasonable.
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Somebody just had it. You under probably understand
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that you had a kid before. You're not always ready for
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everybody. And I understand people are
54:51
excited to see the baby, but like at the end of the day, if
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mom is not feeling it because she had a tough birth or
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whatever, mom's not feeling it. You know, if you're, if you're
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not somebody that worked your way up in somebody's life to be
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like a primary, like at the hospital, you have to wait.
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That's what it boils down to. And if you're not in that role
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or position, I mean, that's your fault for that relationship
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dynamic, you know? Yeah.
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But yeah, there's a lot of rules.
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It makes perfect sense. Mom's tired, baby might be
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tired. Who knows baby better than mom
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and dad, right? And then when you show up and
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you cannot wait to pick up this little baby, yeah, you can't
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kiss the baby. Do not kiss the baby.
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Or there's going to be like, nuclear family fights going on.
55:36
Absolutely. 1000% germs. My wife and I are still working
55:40
out what our what our protocols are going to be.
55:43
But we don't think and no kisses on the lips for sure from
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grandma's or grandpa's. But you know, they're dead so
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well, one of them is my wife's dad.
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Rest in peace. And then mine isn't,
55:54
unfortunately, but you know, he's not going to be kissing the
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baby anyway. He tried to kiss my mom like
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five years ago. He sent her, he poked her on
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Facebook. They haven't talked in 30 years.
56:05
Incredible Anyway, we're getting off topic Yeah, but anyway,
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we're going to set strong boundaries and even if the
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boundary isn't like super huge, if you can't adhere to the
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boundary, then I don't want you around my kid.
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Right. Like there's a bunch of
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different things that we want to do like no kisses, no hitting
56:19
for sure, definitely no hitting. We're going to start potty
56:22
training our kid as soon as possible.
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So we're when they're when they're born, we're going to try
56:26
to predict their their poopy time like, oh, we just fed them.
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They usually shit 5 minutes later, whatever.
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We're going to hold them over a little baby potty for 5 minutes
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and if they don't go to the bathroom then whatever.
56:35
You know, if we're going to try to start implementing by like
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the first few, you know, few months because, you know, I
56:39
don't want to teach our baby to shit their pants and then have
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to unteach the baby shitting their pants.
56:45
You know what I mean? It makes no fucking sense.
56:46
Big diaper trying to take advantage of you.
56:50
So still going to use diapers, but you know, slowly get there.
56:53
But yeah, that's what the the boundaries about.
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Whatever you do, do not take a picture and post that baby
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online. I mean.
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Super reasonable. That's the, it's the parents
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responsibility and it's their and they get to choose when and
57:06
if the baby goes online. Like, I think it's fine that you
57:08
want to put your kids on social media, especially if it's like a
57:10
private little family account, but like it's their, they get to
57:12
do that. They are the ones that get to
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that to do that. Yeah.
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The. Amount of rules going into the
57:19
new parent playbook are very mind boggling to Gen.
57:22
Xers like myself. Why the fuck is?
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It mind boggling. You know what makes it mind
57:26
boggling is that like a lot of old people struggle with
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boundaries. I've said this like 100 times
57:31
before, but old people struggle with boundaries.
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You just teach them to unshoot their parents.
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True. And that's what it is.
57:38
They think boundaries are rude. It's the same thing as like,
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you're in a store and like an old person walks up and like,
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oh, you have such a cute baby. And if you're like, please don't
57:45
touch my baby, they get offended because it's like, oh, that's a
57:47
boundary you're setting. You know, it's like, what the
57:49
hell? But no, boundaries are very
57:51
important. And respecting boundaries is
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important that you're mature enough to be able to handle a
57:55
boundary even from your own kid that's having a kid on the way
57:58
that they want to orchestrate life.
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So like, yeah, these are meaningful boundaries.
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And frankly, I would go a step further to say that like older
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people don't, don't on average, don't care about their kids as
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much as you're going to care about your kid.
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I think this is something people should really keep in mind and
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acknowledge. And, and my, my, my proof for
58:14
that is you guys, remember the commercials?
58:17
It's 10:00 PM. Do you know where your children
58:19
are? Think about how fucking crazy it
58:22
is to have to have a commercial asking you where your child is
58:24
at 10:00 at night. Because back in the day you
58:27
would just have your, you would send your kids out of the house
58:29
like dogs and you just have them come back to the house.
58:31
You have like 8 kids and send them all out.
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And hopefully four of them would fucking grow up to be an adult,
58:36
you know? So, you know, there's a huge
58:39
shift. And so newer parents are going
58:41
to be more careful and they're going to look at the data more
58:43
and information and they're going to be more hesitant about
58:47
diseases and viruses and sicknesses and illnesses and
58:49
this and that. Yeah, you got to keep that in
58:54
mind, you know. So you know a lot of different
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things to keep in mind. Who's she a coach for, though?
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She's a parenting coach for who? Grandparents.
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What is telling? These young parents that grandma
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needs so much clearance to be near the baby.
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And do we think logic? That this is.
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Smart parenting or yes? Or has everyone lost their damn
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minds? No, I think it's very smart
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parenting, so.