Latest / The Treehouse Show Podcast / Tits So Bright, You Gotta Wear Shades | Wednesday September 03, 2025
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- 0:25Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
- 0:29Speaker 1: with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan, O'Malley, along with
- 0:32Speaker 1: Trade Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome to the Treehouse.
- 0:40Speaker 1: Glad to have you here. A quick reminder in case
- 0:44Speaker 1: you don't know, have a new way to kind of
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- 0:56Speaker 1: all right, Raj, to loop you in on this story
- 0:58Speaker 1: and then to add a new story on top of
- 1:00Speaker 1: it for me and Trey and you. Even though the
- 1:04Speaker 1: orgy dome was blown down at burning Man last week,
- 1:07Speaker 1: the festival still has plenty of surprises for attendees, like
- 1:12Speaker 1: one woman who gave birth even though she didn't know
- 1:15Speaker 1: she was pregnant. Yeah, I mean, what's a girl? Yeah,
- 1:23Speaker 1: what's a What's a summer music festival without a sudden birthing?
- 1:30Speaker 2: I thought that. I thought that was the name of
- 1:32Speaker 2: the band.
- 1:34Speaker 1: That was playing when she gave birth. That would have
- 1:37Speaker 1: been very very fitting. Yeah, a Utah woman, Go ahead, Rush.
- 1:42Speaker 3: I was gonna say, you'd be surprised how often that happens.
- 1:46Speaker 1: It does seem to happen more often than I would
- 1:50Speaker 1: have ever thought possible. This, this most recent time, though,
- 1:53Speaker 1: happened at burning Man. A Utah woman gave birth in
- 1:57Speaker 1: an RV restroom at the burning Man Festival after a
- 2:01Speaker 1: cryptic pregnancy. Lacey Paxman is now an aunt after her
- 2:07Speaker 1: sister in law gave birth at the Nevada Festival Wednesday.
- 2:10Speaker 1: Lacey said, very very surprising as she sat in the
- 2:13Speaker 1: Reno hospital. What was meant to be just a fun
- 2:16Speaker 1: time in the desert turned into a life changing experience. Lacey,
- 2:20Speaker 1: the new aunt, said, my brother Casey and his wife Kayla,
- 2:23Speaker 1: this was their first time to burning Man. Wednesday morning,
- 2:26Speaker 1: Kayla woke up and she wasn't feeling great. Soon after,
- 2:30Speaker 1: Kayla went into their RV's rest her man to everyone surprised,
- 2:33Speaker 1: she delivered a baby.
- 2:34Speaker 4: Girl.
- 2:36Speaker 1: When you go to the bathroom and you pop out
- 2:39Speaker 1: a kid when you open the door, do you say,
- 2:42Speaker 1: I did a number three?
- 2:46Speaker 3: Tell that story to the kid when it grows up.
- 2:49Speaker 3: I had you in a toilet.
- 2:53Speaker 5: In the Righteous Gemstones.
- 2:56Speaker 4: Yeah, hould your whole thing like, oh, it's toilet baby.
- 3:03Speaker 1: Look, if we're being honest. Everyone likes to talk about
- 3:05Speaker 1: how Jesus was was a miracle and at all? How
- 3:09Speaker 1: all birds are miracles? Not really. If you're having a
- 3:13Speaker 1: toilet baby, that's kind of a miracle.
- 3:17Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 3:18Speaker 3: I mean, like I said, you'd be surprised, like people
- 3:19Speaker 3: coming to the hospital and be like, you know, I
- 3:23Speaker 3: have a I'm feeling bloated and I'm gassy, and they're like, oh, well,
- 3:27Speaker 3: you're eight months pregnant, that's why. But they're usually a
- 3:31Speaker 3: halftier people. Uh, they're usually bigger people that can't tell
- 3:35Speaker 3: that they're showing or not.
- 3:37Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't I don't know how large or not.
- 3:42Speaker 1: Uh kayla Is I will say not all r V
- 3:47Speaker 1: restrooms are created equals, so you can be a person
- 3:50Speaker 1: of some size and still have room in an RV restroom.
- 3:53Speaker 1: They're not They're not all cramped these days. There's some
- 3:55Speaker 1: really nice ones.
- 3:57Speaker 2: Yeah. But unless, of.
- 3:58Speaker 1: Course, unless, of course, you feel your RV bathroom with
- 4:00Speaker 1: a toilet baby didn't, were it? That's a different.
- 4:06Speaker 2: When you name a toilet baby, John.
- 4:13Speaker 1: There's a there's a few, there's no doubt.
- 4:16Speaker 3: Latrine with l apostrophe.
- 4:23Speaker 4: Yeah, it was an r you know, maybe I don't know.
- 4:29Speaker 5: Blue Ogua.
- 4:35Speaker 1: Cougar you name it after the r V. This here's
- 4:39Speaker 1: a little cougar. Uh. Anyway, Lacey said, while getting emotional.
- 4:45Speaker 1: My brother and Casey ran out. My brother Casey ran
- 4:47Speaker 1: out and said, I need help, And they were just
- 4:50Speaker 1: met with so much support. A friend who's a nurse
- 4:52Speaker 1: staying at a nearby campground came to help. And they
- 4:55Speaker 1: weren't the only one, she said, an obtionen uh n
- 4:58Speaker 1: I see you, nurse and pediatricians all showed up to help.
- 5:02Speaker 1: They had so many of the right people so close. Okay, look,
- 5:05Speaker 1: I can understand how if you're having a surprise toilet
- 5:07Speaker 1: baby that an obgen, a nick, you, nurse, and a
- 5:11Speaker 1: pediatrician are all nearby, How lucky that must feel. But
- 5:14Speaker 1: if they're all at Burning Man, do you want all
- 5:17Speaker 1: those doctors in that bathroom?
- 5:20Speaker 2: I don't know if they want an obgen.
- 5:22Speaker 3: I would like an obgyn, but you and nurse. Yeah,
- 5:31Speaker 3: but I don't want them to be on Burning Men drugs.
- 5:34Speaker 3: I don't hope that they would just be part of
- 5:36Speaker 3: the staff. Why would you have an obgyn? I mean
- 5:40Speaker 3: for I mean STDs.
- 5:41Speaker 1: I guess you say, why would you have that there?
- 5:44Speaker 1: But it's for this exact purpose the one time. It's
- 5:48Speaker 1: like there's lots of fire extinguishers in public buildings that
- 5:52Speaker 1: say in case of emergency, please break glass and most
- 5:56Speaker 1: of those never get broken.
- 5:58Speaker 3: There's just an obgland buying the glass door, just waiting
- 6:02Speaker 3: for a moment. Plenty of pacifiers, plenty of pain medication.
- 6:14Speaker 3: That's how you have a toilet baby and not know
- 6:16Speaker 3: about it. Them some good drugs. Yeah, that's the stuff
- 6:23Speaker 3: we don't give in the hospital.
- 6:26Speaker 1: I just thought I'd eatn too much cheese. Name this
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- 9:04Speaker 1: that when your friends, that you be honest with one another,
- 9:07Speaker 1: the way Tray has been honest with me and Raj
- 9:10Speaker 1: and all of us that are Cowboys fans. Over the
- 9:12Speaker 1: past week, look Trey very eloquently said that he has
- 9:18Speaker 1: given up all the addictions in his life. Drinking, he
- 9:21Speaker 1: never did drugs. We'll just do it in there, nicotine vaping,
- 9:25Speaker 1: all this stuff nine years sober. But his last great addiction,
- 9:30Speaker 1: he admitted to us, is the Dallas Cowboys. Not being
- 9:34Speaker 1: one to take things lying down, Trey is proactive, so
- 9:38Speaker 1: he developed a thirteen step recovery program called Cowboys Anonymous
- 9:46Speaker 1: Trey Today, I believe you are going to share with
- 9:49Speaker 1: us steps nine and ten. Can't hear you, Trey?
- 9:58Speaker 5: Yes? Correct? Sorry?
- 9:59Speaker 1: Okay, you want it?
- 10:01Speaker 5: Do we need to recap one through eight? Yes?
- 10:04Speaker 1: Yes, I will recap one through eight. You will share
- 10:06Speaker 1: with us steps nine and ten. So to recap steps
- 10:09Speaker 1: one through eight of Trey's thirteen step Cowboys addiction program.
- 10:13Speaker 1: Number one we admitted we were powerless over the Cowboys,
- 10:15Speaker 1: Our team, and at salarycap have become unmanageable. Number two
- 10:18Speaker 1: came to believe that only a power greater than ourselves,
- 10:20Speaker 1: namely an owner GM and head coach, could restore us
- 10:23Speaker 1: to sanity. Number three made a decision to turn our
- 10:26Speaker 1: fandom and our falls over to the care of God
- 10:29Speaker 1: as we understood him, someone who actually knows football and talent.
- 10:33Speaker 1: Number four made a searching and fearless inventory of our
- 10:36Speaker 1: roster and the time we've devoted to it. Number five
- 10:39Speaker 1: admitted to God, ourselves, and another human being that we
- 10:42Speaker 1: suck and our roster is doo doo and dak is
- 10:45Speaker 1: mid at best. Number six, we're entirely ready for God,
- 10:49Speaker 1: the NFL, or someone who knows what they're doing to
- 10:52Speaker 1: remove all the defects in our roster. Number seven humbly
- 10:57Speaker 1: asked them to remove all the shortcomings from our roster
- 11:00Speaker 1: and get rid of all the contracts no other team
- 11:02Speaker 1: would have signed. And number eight made a list of
- 11:05Speaker 1: all the people we had harmed with our delusional this
- 11:08Speaker 1: is Our year beliefs and became willing to make amends
- 11:11Speaker 1: to them. That gets us to steps nine and ten
- 11:15Speaker 1: of Trey's Dallas Cowboys addiction treatment program, Trey Take It Away.
- 11:20Speaker 4: Step nine as a follow up to eight, we made
- 11:24Speaker 4: direct amends to such people wherever possible.
- 11:28Speaker 5: People we had deluded, you know.
- 11:29Speaker 4: Talked about this is our year, including fans of other
- 11:32Speaker 4: teams except Philly fans.
- 11:34Speaker 5: They can still suck it.
- 11:37Speaker 1: All right, You got me back on board of the program.
- 11:39Speaker 1: I was starting to feel a little don't know.
- 11:42Speaker 3: I was feeling relapsy r E L A SB.
- 11:54Speaker 1: And I just spelled it wrong. Oh, thank you for
- 11:58Speaker 1: throwing in the much needed caveat.
- 12:00Speaker 4: Absolutely and in step ten, can you continue to take
- 12:04Speaker 4: roster and team inventory and realize that it's hopeless that
- 12:08Speaker 4: in reality, the only time the Cowboys look good is
- 12:11Speaker 4: against prevent defenses and clock killing offenses.
- 12:16Speaker 1: Trey, please don't take my hope away. It's all I
- 12:18Speaker 1: have left.
- 12:21Speaker 2: That just bought a new hat.
- 12:26Speaker 1: That's the sad thing. Is I usually also I usually
- 12:28Speaker 1: buy a new hat each season. It's like, okay, whatever
- 12:30Speaker 1: new hat, you know, the thing logo that looks cool
- 12:32Speaker 1: is out. I've yet to do that this year.
- 12:37Speaker 5: So what do we mean?
- 12:38Speaker 2: What do we do?
- 12:38Speaker 3: What do we do with our gear? Do we turn
- 12:41Speaker 3: it in at the first meeting?
- 12:45Speaker 1: It's all of us looking like Yeah, it's all of
- 12:47Speaker 1: us looking like one of those last scenes in Rudy
- 12:49Speaker 1: when they all turn into jerseys unless Rudy gets to play.
- 12:52Speaker 3: And then we and then we look up Tray's Etsy stores,
- 12:55Speaker 3: just vintage jerseys.
- 12:58Speaker 1: He's making a killing.
- 13:05Speaker 2: He has a whole line of hats. That's my hat.
- 13:08Speaker 1: Well, look, just because you develop a thirteen step program
- 13:11Speaker 1: for addiction for Dallas Cowboys fans doesn't mean you can't
- 13:14Speaker 1: make some money off of it.
- 13:17Speaker 2: Is it sponsored? By Jerry Jones. Is this what's happening?
- 13:20Speaker 1: It might be. And if we're being honest, if Trey
- 13:23Speaker 1: wants to open up an Etsy store where he sells
- 13:25Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys fans tears two Eagles fans, I can't blame
- 13:29Speaker 1: him because they'll buy it.
- 13:31Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you'd make a killing.
- 13:38Speaker 3: It's like the scene like an Harry Potter where he
- 13:40Speaker 3: puts the tears in that little dish or whatever it
- 13:43Speaker 3: is and like sinks his head in. Then it just
- 13:45Speaker 3: takes you back to ninety three.
- 13:49Speaker 1: I would love to go back to that. I was
- 13:52Speaker 1: talking to a guy a couple of days ago, the bartender,
- 13:55Speaker 1: and he was like because he because we were asking
- 14:00Speaker 1: this bar, We're like, hey, are you guys going to
- 14:01Speaker 1: have the game on Thursday night? And he's like which game?
- 14:03Speaker 1: And we're like, uh, Cowboys and Eagles game, you know,
- 14:06Speaker 1: kickoff stuff, and he's like, yeah, I think we'll have
- 14:08Speaker 1: it on. He's like, you guys are Eagles fans right,
- 14:11Speaker 1: and we're like mm hmmm, and he he looked and
- 14:16Speaker 1: he just got immediately dejected. He's like, oh oh oh,
- 14:20Speaker 1: almost like someone farted up wind of him.
- 14:24Speaker 3: I'd like, tell you guys, admitted to being Cowboys fans
- 14:26Speaker 3: in shame. You guys are Eagles fans, right, No, we
- 14:31Speaker 3: don't like winners.
- 14:36Speaker 1: We did hang our heads in shames. We're like no,
- 14:38Speaker 1: because we didn't want to draw attention either. He's like, no,
- 14:43Speaker 1: we're Cowboys fans.
- 14:44Speaker 5: It's the way it ends. With a lot of addicts.
- 14:50Speaker 1: We are cowboying, deep, deep, deep in dark corners these days.
- 14:55Speaker 1: Like like Roger said, it's like roj you bought a
- 14:57Speaker 1: hat to start this year. I have yet to buy
- 14:59Speaker 1: any new Cowboys merch for this season.
- 15:01Speaker 3: Yeah, I got the Noon with just the star on it.
- 15:03Speaker 3: It's a It was a. It just looks cool. And
- 15:06Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, you know, because I said it
- 15:09Speaker 3: the other night when I was on stage. I was like,
- 15:11Speaker 3: white people going to the spelling me is the same
- 15:13Speaker 3: thing as being a Cowboys fan.
- 15:14Speaker 2: You're like, this is our year.
- 15:16Speaker 1: No it's not, but at least the merch looks good.
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- 16:03Speaker 1: right here inside the treehouse. Who is ready for glowing
- 16:09Speaker 1: the dark boobies? Raise your hands? Who's ready for glowing
- 16:11Speaker 1: the dark mobies? Yes, that is a unanimous hand raising
- 16:15Speaker 1: inside the treehouse.
- 16:16Speaker 5: Only hands.
- 16:17Speaker 1: For now, RGB lit in plants are gaining popularity. Obviously
- 16:23Speaker 1: they offer no medical benefit, but they are creating a
- 16:26Speaker 1: new niche in personalized electronics and body modification. Yeah, I'm
- 16:34Speaker 1: kind of surprised it's taken this long, but startups in
- 16:37Speaker 1: Silicon Valley and Berlin have developed new devices that let
- 16:45Speaker 1: users change the color and intensity of implanted lights via
- 16:49Speaker 1: a mobile app. The trend is growing among young people,
- 16:53Speaker 1: gamers and cyberculture enthusiasts, who see the implants as a
- 16:57Speaker 1: form of self expression and style. Manufactors say the devices
- 17:01Speaker 1: are safe, made from biocompatible materials, and installed with minimally
- 17:05Speaker 1: invasive procedures. Those skeptics caution about potential long term health risks.
- 17:12Speaker 1: Early artistic collaborations already appearing. By the way, designers are
- 17:15Speaker 1: incorporating the lights into fashion, Musicians are using them in
- 17:18Speaker 1: live visual performances. Can't wait to see the next Skrillik show,
- 17:25Speaker 1: and if widely adopted, the market for smart body accessories
- 17:29Speaker 1: could reach several hundred million dollars by twenty twenty seven.
- 17:35Speaker 1: Glowing the Dark boobs are here boys.
- 17:38Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just when you you know, when you have
- 17:40Speaker 3: it on strobe and you find out your boyfriend's epileptic,
- 17:43Speaker 3: that's the problem.
- 17:46Speaker 1: It just bites right through his tongue. But he's still smiling.
- 17:51Speaker 5: Well, And it just me if they're doing it for boobs,
- 17:55Speaker 5: then glow sticks are on the way.
- 18:01Speaker 3: Or not.
- 18:01Speaker 2: I don't want to. I don't want to go to
- 18:03Speaker 2: that rave.
- 18:07Speaker 1: It makes sense because where there's glowing boobs, I think
- 18:12Speaker 1: glowing weenies will follow.
- 18:16Speaker 5: Just visual.
- 18:18Speaker 4: I don't know if you remember the old it was
- 18:19Speaker 4: a John Ritter movie called Skin Deep and they do
- 18:23Speaker 4: the glow in the dark condom battle.
- 18:25Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 18:26Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's hardful with that because Star Wars did
- 18:31Speaker 1: did Star Wars and lucasfilm suthe them because it looked
- 18:33Speaker 1: like lightsabers.
- 18:36Speaker 2: But you also know that, you know that's also handy.
- 18:38Speaker 3: If you think about it, you'll know what what kind
- 18:40Speaker 3: of bar you're in you can walk in and if
- 18:43Speaker 3: you see a bunch of blowing weenies are like, oh
- 18:46Speaker 3: I will I will leave now.
- 18:48Speaker 1: And if you hang on this, actually you bring up
- 18:50Speaker 1: an excellent point. Perhaps this assumptioning this is something that
- 18:53Speaker 1: we all can use as an actual signal to show
- 18:56Speaker 1: kind of what we're into. So if you're going to
- 18:59Speaker 1: some place and you're not sure if it's a place
- 19:02Speaker 1: for you know, straight or gay, whatever, if you walk
- 19:05Speaker 1: in and there's a bunch of rainbow weenies pointed out you,
- 19:08Speaker 1: then you know it may or may not be your place.
- 19:10Speaker 3: Yes see, it's efficient, it's handy, it's courteous, like, hey, buddy,
- 19:16Speaker 3: this is the kind of bar you're in. You can
- 19:20Speaker 3: go oh yeah, that's sorry, I'm wrong place.
- 19:23Speaker 1: If they're all blue, then it could be a police bar.
- 19:29Speaker 1: If they're blue and rainbow, then it's the the blue
- 19:32Speaker 1: oyster bar from police Academy.
- 19:36Speaker 2: If they're black, just leave.
- 19:42Speaker 1: You don't darken here.
- 19:43Speaker 2: You don't have a chance.
- 19:47Speaker 1: Why is that guy walking around looking like like a
- 19:50Speaker 1: censor bars following him? Oh that's not a censor bar.
- 19:54Speaker 3: That guy's got a cane. Oh that's not a cane.
- 19:59Speaker 1: But I and see why he's limping. I will say
- 20:05Speaker 1: this though, I mean, for for all the technological advancements
- 20:09Speaker 1: we have made as a species, I'm really surprised it's
- 20:14Speaker 1: taken glowing the dark boobs this long to come to fruition.
- 20:17Speaker 1: That's something I really thought would have happened long ago,
- 20:19Speaker 1: because I feel like we've had the technology long before now.
- 20:23Speaker 2: Yes, and and.
- 20:25Speaker 3: It's gonna make the strip club so exciting.
- 20:27Speaker 2: I don't go oh, I mean I will now.
- 20:30Speaker 1: Yeah, because I mean especially if if if the lights
- 20:35Speaker 1: in the boobies are coordinated with the music.
- 20:39Speaker 3: Yes, and that's what that that's what we're looking at.
- 20:43Speaker 2: The choreography.
- 20:46Speaker 1: Well, I mean, look, if you can sync them, why not,
- 20:49Speaker 1: it just adds to the to the it adds to
- 20:51Speaker 1: the show.
- 20:52Speaker 3: I'm gonna get up and leave, you know what. I'm
- 20:55Speaker 3: I'm out of here. Her boobs weren't synced up to
- 20:58Speaker 3: the music.
- 21:00Speaker 4: I mean as white, But come on, and I think
- 21:07Speaker 4: the name music.
- 21:11Speaker 1: All you got to do is stand there. Just just
- 21:13Speaker 1: just stand still, bunny, Just stay stand still. Let the
- 21:17Speaker 1: lights do their thing.
- 21:18Speaker 3: Uh.
- 21:19Speaker 1: I am surprised they haven't come up with a better
- 21:21Speaker 1: name for these though yet. I mean, R G B
- 21:23Speaker 1: lit implants. I'm just gonna call them liddies.
- 21:30Speaker 2: Let me see them liddies, girl.
- 21:37Speaker 4: Some check will get them, and she'll still complain that
- 21:39Speaker 4: they never look at me in the eyes.
- 21:45Speaker 1: Your you're you've got the liddies, and you think we
- 21:48Speaker 1: want to know what you think. We just want to
- 21:56Speaker 1: know where the light switches.
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- 22:35Speaker 1: dot com. That's Treehouse on air dot com. Hopefully I'm
- 22:40Speaker 1: not speaking out of turned too much here, but Raj,
- 22:44Speaker 1: do you have a girlfriend?
- 22:46Speaker 3: I don't know girlfriend, but I have a I have
- 22:51Speaker 3: a special person. I said girlfriend the other day because
- 22:56Speaker 3: somebody said, is that your sister? And I was like, no,
- 23:00Speaker 3: that's my girlfriend. Just so you know, I think he
- 23:04Speaker 3: was trying to hit on her, oh, and was asking
- 23:06Speaker 3: for my approval apparently, But I mean I said girlfriend,
- 23:12Speaker 3: but and she didn't object, so I don't know.
- 23:15Speaker 2: We haven't.
- 23:15Speaker 3: We haven't discussed it. We haven't said, you know, like
- 23:18Speaker 3: what are the labels. But we have spent almost every
- 23:22Speaker 3: day together.
- 23:25Speaker 1: That's pretty interesting because it wasn't that long ago we
- 23:28Speaker 1: were talking about you going out with the Russian girl
- 23:32Speaker 1: and then around the same time you met someone else, Yes,
- 23:36Speaker 1: and let the Russian girl down gently as she walked
- 23:41Speaker 1: off into the smoky cigar bar that you had no
- 23:43Speaker 1: interest in, and so you pursued this other person. And
- 23:49Speaker 1: I asked earlier today before we got on the air,
- 23:52Speaker 1: I was like, so, how many days have been on
- 23:54Speaker 1: and anything? You know, like you went on one and
- 23:55Speaker 1: then you just basically haven't stopped.
- 23:58Speaker 3: That's correct, except with the exception of Sunday. I was
- 24:05Speaker 3: supposed we were supposed to hang out, but the timings
- 24:07Speaker 3: were wrong because at a show that night, so I
- 24:09Speaker 3: didn't see her Sunday. But every day since we've met, yeah,
- 24:15Speaker 3: since we hooked up whatever.
- 24:17Speaker 1: And for the record, there's no judgment in that. When
- 24:19Speaker 1: I say it, I mean I'm still on date number
- 24:22Speaker 1: two with my wife.
- 24:29Speaker 3: Yeah, So it was just it's just very it's very nice.
- 24:33Speaker 3: She's a very very sweet young lady. When I say young,
- 24:37Speaker 3: she's I said, thirteen years younger than me.
- 24:40Speaker 1: Oh, thank you for saying years younger, because I was
- 24:44Speaker 1: about to have some real bad cringe.
- 24:46Speaker 3: No, she's thirteen years younger than me. But it's fantastic,
- 24:50Speaker 3: so I really enjoyratulations.
- 24:52Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 24:53Speaker 1: So let's see, thirteen years younger than you, So that
- 24:56Speaker 1: wouldn't make her square like that would make her smack
- 25:00Speaker 1: dab in the middle of the millennial generation.
- 25:03Speaker 2: Then yes, got it? Okay, yes, very much so.
- 25:06Speaker 3: But super cool, very smart, very very educated, very very cool.
- 25:12Speaker 3: And there's no pressure, there's no like I said, no labeling,
- 25:16Speaker 3: like we haven't really discussed that.
- 25:17Speaker 2: But we enjoy each other's company.
- 25:20Speaker 1: So it's wonderful. What uh so, what have you been
- 25:24Speaker 1: what do you what do you guys been doing? What's
- 25:26Speaker 1: been occupying your time?
- 25:28Speaker 5: Uh?
- 25:28Speaker 2: You know, stuff and things and.
- 25:30Speaker 3: Uh and uh some some lovely lunches and dinners and
- 25:37Speaker 3: stopping for food.
- 25:38Speaker 1: That's good.
- 25:40Speaker 3: Yeah, you know you gotta you gotta satiate it. You
- 25:42Speaker 3: gotta have some sustenance in your body.
- 25:46Speaker 1: It's it's important early on in relationships. The s's and
- 25:49Speaker 1: the h's, it's satiates and the hydrates.
- 25:51Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, so we're very, very full and very hydrated.
- 25:56Speaker 3: Uh well yeah, no, you know, just just just stuff
- 26:00Speaker 3: and things, stuff and things.
- 26:02Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very it's very nice.
- 26:06Speaker 3: Yeah, very quickly reminds me that I'm fifty. I'm like,
- 26:11Speaker 3: she does, Oh, how tell me how I'm tired?
- 26:15Speaker 1: Now you're lucky you got one hundred.
- 26:23Speaker 5: No, I told her.
- 26:24Speaker 3: I was like, I have pretty solid turnaround time. And
- 26:26Speaker 3: she did not believe me. And I was like, okay,
- 26:29Speaker 3: now you're gonna make me. You're gonna make me prove it.
- 26:32Speaker 3: And I did and I was like, no, I'm sleepy
- 26:36Speaker 3: and my back hurts. I think I twisted my ankle
- 26:42Speaker 3: the other day.
- 26:46Speaker 1: These are the things that our parents didn't prepare us for.
- 26:48Speaker 1: It's like they like, like, I remember my dad gave
- 26:50Speaker 1: me the talk, but he never gave me the after
- 26:53Speaker 1: forty talk. Yeah, where it's like, okay, talk number one
- 26:57Speaker 1: about how you do these things, and then talk number
- 26:59Speaker 1: two is how is how do you recuperate after when
- 27:05Speaker 1: you're like over forty.
- 27:06Speaker 3: Yeah, like I said, I think I twistled my egg clung.
- 27:08Speaker 3: I was like, oh, she's like you like that. I'm like, no, I.
- 27:13Speaker 1: Like what you're doing. I just don't like what I'm
- 27:14Speaker 1: doing to myself.
- 27:17Speaker 5: It is.
- 27:17Speaker 1: It is pretty bad though, it is. It is a
- 27:21Speaker 1: I guess that's where you have an advantage. Is that
- 27:24Speaker 1: since she is thirteen years younger than you, she may
- 27:26Speaker 1: not have hit that age related wall. Yet that inevitably
- 27:33Speaker 1: happens that you wake up one day and realize you
- 27:36Speaker 1: don't get out of bed as quickly as you used to,
- 27:39Speaker 1: or you hicc up and you have a new muscle spasm,
- 27:43Speaker 1: or you sneeze too hard and you have a herniated
- 27:46Speaker 1: disk somewhere.
- 27:49Speaker 3: Or you date a thirteen year old girl thirteen years
- 27:52Speaker 3: younger than you, a thirteen year old thirteen years younger
- 27:55Speaker 3: than you, and she says come over and you get
- 27:57Speaker 3: out of bed faster than you thought you could. Yeah, yeah,
- 28:03Speaker 3: that's happened before. Like a you want to come over,
- 28:05Speaker 3: I'm like, I'll be right there, jump right out of bed.
- 28:06Speaker 3: I was like, we need didn't hurt today. That Turmoric's working?
- 28:14Speaker 1: Is that her name?
- 28:16Speaker 2: She's an Indian stripper name.
- 28:22Speaker 1: Congratulations, Your parents would be so proud.
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- 29:06Speaker 1: YouTube today, Trey, what are you smirking about?
- 29:11Speaker 5: Oh, the fact your mike was muted for the first
- 29:13Speaker 5: part of that.
- 29:16Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'm gonna mute it on the fly here. Okay,
- 29:18Speaker 1: so Trey Q.
- 29:25Speaker 2: And they worked perfectly, all right.
- 29:28Speaker 1: Today is Wednesday, September third, twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate
- 29:32Speaker 1: today with some birthdays. Yeah, Olympic snowboarder Shawn White is
- 29:42Speaker 1: thirty nine today, Shawn White is thirty nine. Raj, you're
- 29:47Speaker 1: kind of an ex Games guy. I've watched them in
- 29:50Speaker 1: the past. I haven't watched a whole lot recently. But
- 29:54Speaker 1: did did you know Seawan White was Did you know
- 29:58Speaker 1: Shawn White's nickname is the Flying Tomatoe? Oh? Yes, because
- 30:01Speaker 1: I don't remember, But no, I know what he looks like.
- 30:04Speaker 1: I just I didn't know that that was his.
- 30:06Speaker 3: Nickname, yeah, because he used to have the big, giant
- 30:10Speaker 3: red hair, so in the air it would call him
- 30:12Speaker 3: the Flying Tomato.
- 30:14Speaker 1: Makes sense because I remember watching him on the actual Olympics,
- 30:17Speaker 1: and I don't remember them referring to him as the
- 30:20Speaker 1: Flying Tomato. But maybe I just missed it. Other birthdays today,
- 30:24Speaker 1: actor Garrett Headland is forty one. Garrett Headland is forty one.
- 30:29Speaker 1: He's one of those guys if you don't recognize his name,
- 30:31Speaker 1: you would recognize his face if you saw the movie
- 30:34Speaker 1: about Odessa Permian football Friday Night Lights. He played one
- 30:38Speaker 1: of the running backs, the white one. So Garrett Headland
- 30:42Speaker 1: is forty one. He's also Jeff Bridge's son in Tron Legacy,
- 30:47Speaker 1: he's country singer Bo Hutton and Country Strong, and he's
- 30:51Speaker 1: on Sylvester Stallone's Paramount Plus series Tulsa King. So Garrett
- 30:55Speaker 1: Headland is forty one today. Speak speaking of Tron, there's
- 31:01Speaker 1: a new Tron movie coming out. I think it's Tron Aries,
- 31:07Speaker 1: yes or yeah. So you had the original Tron that
- 31:11Speaker 1: came out like early eighties with Jeff Bridges and some
- 31:14Speaker 1: other people, and then you had Tron Legacy that came
- 31:18Speaker 1: out in I don't know ten years ago or so
- 31:21Speaker 1: twenty ten, twenty ten, okay, Jesus, fifteen years ago? Was
- 31:25Speaker 1: that any good? Tray?
- 31:27Speaker 5: I never saw it?
- 31:28Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't either, Uh really, and you wont know.
- 31:33Speaker 4: It's it's interesting of all the franchise like things you
- 31:36Speaker 4: could make a franchise out of.
- 31:38Speaker 5: I don't know why they.
- 31:39Speaker 4: Don't reboot Tron from the beginning because it was actually
- 31:43Speaker 4: the original one was pretty good. Yeah, but with with
- 31:46Speaker 4: the technology today, it would be you know, remarkable, or
- 31:50Speaker 4: at least it could be.
- 31:51Speaker 1: Yeah. Now that's actually a great point. You talk about
- 31:54Speaker 1: a franchise that would be you know, just perfect for
- 31:57Speaker 1: a reboot, that would be it just based on the
- 31:59Speaker 1: technology tech.
- 32:00Speaker 4: Yeah, well, a story that lends itself to the technology
- 32:04Speaker 4: we have today.
- 32:05Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 32:07Speaker 1: And in this new one, I saw trailer for it
- 32:09Speaker 1: the other day. I think I think I saw the
- 32:11Speaker 1: trailer for it before the New Superman movie. Uh it's
- 32:16Speaker 1: I'm brain farting on his name, the guy that's starring in.
- 32:20Speaker 2: It in the new one.
- 32:23Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the really pretty guy from Fight Club and
- 32:29Speaker 1: he's the lead singer of thirty seconds to Mars. Oh h,
- 32:33Speaker 1: Jared Letto, thank you Letto. In my head, I was thinking, like,
- 32:37Speaker 1: it's not John.
- 32:38Speaker 2: Lithgow, Jay Leno.
- 32:43Speaker 1: I knew it was an L. I knew it was
- 32:44Speaker 1: a jade and L. But there there, you got to
- 32:47Speaker 1: see there, you got to see a peek inside my mind.
- 32:50Speaker 1: It's like, I know, I know the face. I'm brain
- 32:53Speaker 1: farighting on the name. I know it's not John Lithgal,
- 32:56Speaker 1: but I know it's not far from it.
- 33:00Speaker 3: I'm from it. Wasn't he the joker in Suicide Squad?
- 33:03Speaker 2: He was?
- 33:04Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the joker that had probably the least amount
- 33:07Speaker 1: of screen time of any joker in cinematic history.
- 33:12Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 33:15Speaker 1: Other birthdays today. Paz de la Hoerta is forty one,
- 33:19Speaker 1: played Lucy dan Zigger on Boardwalk Empire. Genny Finch former
- 33:25Speaker 1: Olympic softball pitcher who took home the golden Athens and
- 33:28Speaker 1: the silver in Beijing. She is forty five. Jenny Finch
- 33:32Speaker 1: forty five, Red Fu from Lmfao is fifty, Charlie Sheen
- 33:37Speaker 1: is sixty today. Wow, I forgot this. Did you guys
- 33:42Speaker 1: know he was HIV positive?
- 33:44Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 33:45Speaker 2: Yes, exactly undetectable now, oh is it?
- 33:48Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 33:48Speaker 1: I had just totally forgotten. I had totally forgotten that
- 33:51Speaker 1: he was on that short list of people I had
- 33:53Speaker 1: HIV that obviously has nothing to worry about.
- 33:55Speaker 5: And I think didn't he give it to a porn
- 33:58Speaker 5: star that he was bang?
- 34:00Speaker 2: No, that's that.
- 34:01Speaker 3: That was the big scare is because he announced that
- 34:04Speaker 3: he was HIV positive and so they had all these
- 34:06Speaker 3: porn stars tested.
- 34:08Speaker 1: That's right. Charlie Sheen came out saying I'm HIV positive
- 34:11Speaker 1: and it shut down porn for like a week.
- 34:14Speaker 3: Yes, he I think he ended up disclosing that it's
- 34:19Speaker 3: non detectable. It's like Magic Johnson, same thing. It's non
- 34:22Speaker 3: detectable in his blood. The meditation and things that he
- 34:25Speaker 3: was on. I think he might have given some sort
- 34:28Speaker 3: of STD to a porn star. I wouldn't not that.
- 34:31Speaker 1: Oh god, how how terrible is that? It's like Charlie
- 34:34Speaker 1: Sheen calls you up like a week later and tells you, hey,
- 34:38Speaker 1: you know good news, bad news.
- 34:43Speaker 3: Good news is I bought some more baseball memorabilia.
- 34:47Speaker 1: It's more of a it's more of a I'm sorry.
- 34:50Speaker 5: Go ahead.
- 34:51Speaker 2: The bad news is you have eights.
- 34:55Speaker 1: I think it's more of a It's like it's a
- 34:56Speaker 1: bad news, good news, bad news. So bad news is
- 35:00Speaker 1: I'm him a positive. The good news is totally undetectable.
- 35:03Speaker 1: You ain't got it. Bad news is you got the
- 35:06Speaker 1: other thing whatever that you got. Sheeend created a whole
- 35:16Speaker 1: new line of st D just for me.
- 35:21Speaker 2: He's the Southwest Texas State of Actors.
- 35:37Speaker 5: You're in the tree House.
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- 36:19Speaker 1: us a follow today. Do you guys remember do you
- 36:25Speaker 1: guys remember the serial butt sniffer who was arrested a
- 36:28Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago.
- 36:31Speaker 5: You vaguely is it Boise or something?
- 36:34Speaker 1: Let me see if I can refresh your memory. Here
- 36:36Speaker 1: with his mugshot. This is the alleged butt sniffer in question,
- 36:44Speaker 1: the one that bears a striking resemblance to Shrek and
- 36:48Speaker 1: his ears.
- 36:49Speaker 3: Yeah, he can hear your thoughts, he can through your butt.
- 36:54Speaker 1: So this alleged butt sniffer that was arrested a couple
- 36:59Speaker 1: of weeks ago go for butt sniffing. Can't stop, won't
- 37:03Speaker 1: stop because he's still at it. Yeah, Burbank Police said
- 37:11Speaker 1: thirty eight year old Calise Crowder, also known by officers
- 37:14Speaker 1: as the butt Sniffer, was recognized by store employees who
- 37:18Speaker 1: reported the incident shortly before eleven pm last Friday. Officers
- 37:24Speaker 1: responded to the scene, spoke with the victim, and took
- 37:27Speaker 1: a report. Law enforcement sources say they knew where to
- 37:30Speaker 1: locate Crowder and arrested him nearby without incident. He had
- 37:34Speaker 1: previously been arrested in Burbank on July twenty second, in
- 37:37Speaker 1: connection with similar behavior. That incident took place at a
- 37:41Speaker 1: Nordstrom rack following reports of a suspicious individual roaming roaming
- 37:45Speaker 1: through the women's department and sexually harassing a female customer.
- 37:48Speaker 1: That's according to the Burbank Police Department. He's a registered
- 37:52Speaker 1: sex offender currently on parole, has a history of similar
- 37:55Speaker 1: offenses in Glendale and Burbank dating back to twenty twenty one.
- 37:59Speaker 1: This aial butt sniffer just can't get enough.
- 38:06Speaker 2: He likes.
- 38:12Speaker 3: He also likes Armenian butts because that is the pretty
- 38:17Speaker 3: much the population of Burbick and Glendale is heavily Armenian.
- 38:20Speaker 3: So he's got a type. Okay, I don't know. I'm
- 38:26Speaker 3: I don't know if he does. I don't know if
- 38:27Speaker 3: you're a butt sniffer, if there's a specific butt you
- 38:30Speaker 3: like to sniff.
- 38:32Speaker 1: Well, I'm hoping that'll be in the documentary to come
- 38:35Speaker 1: about him.
- 38:38Speaker 2: He's going to be played, but he's gonna be played
- 38:40Speaker 2: by Terrence Howard.
- 38:44Speaker 1: Man, I was roady.
- 38:50Speaker 3: I played Germaine Jackson American Dream.
- 38:56Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can see it now right.
- 38:58Speaker 3: It's either that or don Cheetle Like there's only two
- 39:01Speaker 3: people that can play this in it.
- 39:02Speaker 1: Man, I don't know if Terrence Howard can deal with
- 39:05Speaker 1: Cheet'll take it another one of his roles.
- 39:13Speaker 2: I'm the butt sniffer, Yes you are.
- 39:18Speaker 1: Don't take this from me.
- 39:22Speaker 2: That's all I got left.
- 39:32Speaker 1: Can't stop, won't stop sniffing butts. For all things Treehouse,
- 39:36Speaker 1: go to Treehouse on Air dot com. You can also
- 39:38Speaker 1: find and follow us on social media. For the show,
- 39:41Speaker 1: it's at Treehouse on Air. For me, it's at the
- 39:44Speaker 1: Dan O'Malley. For Trey, it's at tree Turndholme one and
- 39:46Speaker 1: for Raj it's at comedian Raj Wait. We'll see you tomorrow,
- 39:50Speaker 1: right back here inside the Treehouse.