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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 8th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
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  Speaker 1: is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. This is The Woody.
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  Speaker 3: Show. The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
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  Speaker 3: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, what's good, everybody? Today is Tuesday. It is September
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  Speaker 2: the 8th, 2026. We are The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Woody.
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  Speaker 3: That's Greg Gorey.
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  Speaker 5: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: We got Menace. What's up?
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  Speaker 3: Gina Grav.
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  Speaker 6: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: Seabass is here. We got Sammy.
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  Speaker 7: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Jeff G. Yes. On the job today.
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  Speaker 3: We got Morgan.
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  Speaker 2: Dumbass Tyler is here. We got Vaughn, our video producer,
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  Speaker 2: along with.
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  Speaker 3: Bort, Menji.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for being here and giving us some of
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  Speaker 2: your valuable time today. Many ways to be a part
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  Speaker 2: of The Woody Show. You can call in 877-44-WOODY, which
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  Speaker 2: after the show becomes the After Hours voicemail. You can
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  Speaker 2: text us, check in over to 22987. You can find
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  Speaker 2: us and follow us on all the social media platforms.
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  Speaker 2: Look for us there at The Woody Show. And, of course,
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  Speaker 2: good old-fashioned email, which is email at thewoodyshow.com.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: All right, well, Menace.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I just saw that you walked in and you have
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  Speaker 2: a box there. It looks like some kind of cake
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  Speaker 2: because there's plates as well.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And there's some balloons.
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  Speaker 1: Balloons.
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  Speaker 2: And one of the balloons says congratulations. And there's like a,
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  Speaker 2: is that a stuffed strawberry at the bottom there?
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  Speaker 6: I think so, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Strawberry stuffed animal.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not sure what that's about.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But do you want to tell us what's- There's a
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  Speaker 2: note in there. Oh, there's a note?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: There's a note. Should Menji open it?
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  Speaker 6: Menji should open it.
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  Speaker 2: Menji, you should open that note.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Grab it. Oh, it's a card.
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  Speaker 2: Greg, it's a card.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, lucky.
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  Speaker 1: You get to open it? Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 6: Because I won't be able to read it, so go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: Open it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Just open it.
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  Speaker 6: What's it say?
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  Speaker 2: It says, hoi.
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  Speaker 3: Hoi.
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  Speaker 1: What'd he show?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it says.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, hoi.
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  Speaker 7: Little bear says, sometimes it helps just to know someone cares. Ah.
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  Speaker 2: Then you open it up, there's a written note.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, hoi.
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  Speaker 6: Hoi.
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  Speaker 7: It says, Bubba, congrats on your first year at your
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  Speaker 7: job at iHeart, even though I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Eh of your job. Oh, is this from your girlfriend?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Proud of you, Bubbs.
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  Speaker 7: Hopefully making moves. A little embarrassment on your cake. Love
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  Speaker 7: you bunches.
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  Speaker 3: And over here on the.
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  Speaker 7: Side from Boo Boo's, I love you, Dad.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, sweet.
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  Speaker 1: Let me say it. Has it been a year? Wow.
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  Speaker 3: It's been a year. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Congrats on your first year at your job at iHeart,
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  Speaker 2: even though I'm eh about your job.
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  Speaker 1: Eh. Why?
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  Speaker 3: Well, because all the.
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  Speaker 2: Wonderful things you said.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: We said nothing about her personally. It was just about
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  Speaker 2: going back with an ex. And if it works out, great.
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  Speaker 2: We want what's best for Menju because we love Menju.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't know Boo Boo. You know what?
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  Speaker 2: We have something in common.
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  Speaker 3: We both.
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  Speaker 2: Love Menji.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to call him Bubz. Bubbo, whatever. What's
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  Speaker 2: the strawberry about?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, so she's, we call her the little strawberry. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: the little.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, the kid. The kid.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. Gotcha. Boo-boos is strawberry. Are you following?
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  Speaker 3: Well, no, I got it.
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  Speaker 2: Like strawberry, blueberry, boo-boos. It's like hoi.
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  Speaker 3: So what's in the box?
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  Speaker 1: What's in the box? Looks like a.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, where'd you get it?
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  Speaker 1: Hoyt.org.
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  Speaker 3: Hoyt.org.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 3: He's trying to crack that open.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see if she has good taste in cakes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you better open that cake quickly because Seabass is
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  Speaker 2: licking his lips over there.
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  Speaker 1: Morgan's laughing already. What is it? It's a big old cake.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it says, congrats, Bubba, one year at iHeart.
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  Speaker 2: I like how she says one year at iHeart, not
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  Speaker 2: one year at the Woody's. I'll mention the big company.
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  Speaker 5: The giant conglomerate.
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  Speaker 3: She knows where the bread is buttered.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, hoy. Wow. That was very nice.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I want to see you eat that cake first.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We're the canary. We're the canary. You're the tester, buddy boy.
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  Speaker 2: You better eat that cake first.
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  Speaker 1: Let's us.
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  Speaker 4: Bubba.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it ain't for us. We've glossed over a big
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  Speaker 3: part of that note. Hopefully making moves. aka i don't
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  Speaker 3: like this job.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you need to move on no i mean like
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  Speaker 2: you know she he's uh you know he's moving up
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  Speaker 2: in the.
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  Speaker 8: World well but is he though what is he what's
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  Speaker 8: he done the past year to move up what are
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  Speaker 8: you talking about this was.
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  Speaker 7: A move this is probably the uh the biggest move
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  Speaker 7: yeah this was a chance for him to grow coming
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  Speaker 7: here the last station i was at was over 10
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  Speaker 7: years yeah he was there a long time and he
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  Speaker 7: had you know he had out he had outgrown the.
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  Speaker 2: Uh the cage what's next you know uh Oh, directing movies.
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  Speaker 3: Directing movies? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Who knows?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. We'll find out. None of these
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  Speaker 2: jobs for any of us are forever.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what's next. It's true. Apparently, just death.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently, Alan. Apparently, it's like, hoi. It's like, hoi.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, congratulations on your one year.
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  Speaker 2: Here at iHeartRadio.
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  Speaker 3: One year at iHeart. That's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: At iHeart. That's amazing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, not the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: All right, congratulations, Bubba.
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  Speaker 3: We are a heavy metal band.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, everybody knows that.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, wait, hold on. Wait, wait, hold on.
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  Speaker 9: Where am I?
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. So there's this neighborhood in Florida.
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  Speaker 2: They've been dealing with a nasty issue. They keep finding
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  Speaker 2: feces everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no. Feces.
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  Speaker 4: Feces.
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  Speaker 1: Cocker.
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  Speaker 2: Reports say That the homeowners, they were finding, you know, poo-poo. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: on their cars, their mailboxes, in their yard, even in
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  Speaker 2: the community food pantries.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: And none of them could figure out where is this
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  Speaker 2: caca coming from? So they got together, you know, tried
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  Speaker 2: to figure out what was going on. And they discovered
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  Speaker 2: that it was coming from one of their neighbors.
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  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 1: Psycho. And she was.
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  Speaker 2: Taking cereal dumps. She just whenever she was out exercising
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  Speaker 2: and she would just, you know, drop, drop logs.
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  Speaker 3: You don't hear that a lot from the ladies.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: We did, though, like a couple of years ago. Remember,
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  Speaker 6: there was like some serial jogger pooping.
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  Speaker 1: In somebody's yard. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So caught on very crystal clear 4K security cameras. And
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  Speaker 2: so the cops, they came, they arrested her for dumping.
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  Speaker 3: Is this like a kink? Like, what do you do
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  Speaker 3: this for? Is this to get back at your neighbors?
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  Speaker 1: Are your bowels that uncontrollable?
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  Speaker 3: Do you hate the community food pantry?
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  Speaker 2: Do you hate mailboxes? See, that's the part. Like, it's
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  Speaker 2: one thing if you're out. I think we've all been
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  Speaker 2: in an emergency dump situation where you're.
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  Speaker 1: Like, oh, man.
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  Speaker 3: If this gets really bad where I can't even camel anymore.
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  Speaker 1: And you're doing it in the front yard.
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  Speaker 2: Where am I going to do this? And you at
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  Speaker 2: least consider whether you actually have to go through with
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  Speaker 2: it or not. you at least consider what your options are. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but why would you choose the food pantry? Why would
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  Speaker 2: you choose people's cars? Like, you're doing this a number
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  Speaker 2: of times, so clearly it's intentional. It's not an emergency.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: You're doing it on purpose.
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  Speaker 3: You either love poop or you hate your neighbors.
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  Speaker 1: With purpose, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Neighbors are weird.
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  Speaker 1: Malicious.
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  Speaker 2: Sammy, what happened? Didn't your neighbor ask you, what was it,
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  Speaker 2: with the squirrel?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes.
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  Speaker 9: Did you hear?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: Did she tell you about this? No, I guess not.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my neighbors. My neighbor came aggressively knocking on my door,
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  Speaker 5: frantically yelling my name. And I opened the door and
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  Speaker 5: she's crying. And I was like, oh, my God, is
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  Speaker 5: everything OK? And she says no. And I'm like, you know,
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  Speaker 5: she's older. She's like in her late 70s probably. And
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  Speaker 5: she knows like, hey, if you need anything, I'm here.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm thinking I'm.
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  Speaker 5: Going to drive to the hospital or something like what's
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  Speaker 5: going on. She's like, my squirrel died. So she has
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  Speaker 5: a squirrel in the neighborhood that she named and has
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  Speaker 5: been feeding for like probably about a year. Her dog
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  Speaker 5: passed away. She's not in a position to get another pet.
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  Speaker 5: So she walks around the neighborhood and says hi to
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  Speaker 5: all the dogs. And she has this squirrel that she feeds.
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  Speaker 5: And it died. And so I'm hugging her because I
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  Speaker 5: feel bad and she's crying.
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  Speaker 3: And then... Here's a question. How does she know that's
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  Speaker 3: her squirrel?
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  Speaker 5: It is the same one because it's a little bit
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  Speaker 5: chunkier than the rest.
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  Speaker 3: It falls around because.
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  Speaker 5: She's feeding it. And so I'm hugging her. And then
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  Speaker 5: I take a step back and she's like, is it
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  Speaker 5: OK if I barrel the squirrel in your yard? Now,
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  Speaker 5: at that moment, then I notice she's clutching a trash
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  Speaker 5: bag that has a squirrel in it.
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  Speaker 3: And I was hugging her.
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  Speaker 2: Why does she have to bury it in your yard?
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  Speaker 2: What's wrong with her yard?
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  Speaker 5: So we're both in apartments, but I'm like a front
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  Speaker 5: unit of a complex. So it feels very house like
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  Speaker 5: and I kind of had a yard in front. And
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  Speaker 5: she's in more of a complex, and the gardeners wouldn't
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  Speaker 5: let her bury it.
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  Speaker 2: She wants it in your front yard?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 9: She wants it in your front yard?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's not my yard either. With the little tombstone.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So I said, okay, because I don't care. And I
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  Speaker 5: just let her do it in the corner. I'm like, sure,
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  Speaker 5: go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 5: Bury your squirrel. That's fine. And so she was like,
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  Speaker 5: I have garden tools, whatever. Okay. She buries the squirrel,
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  Speaker 5: and I see kind of where it was. It's a corner.
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  Speaker 9: It's non-disruptive.
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  Speaker 5: No big deal.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it's a test to see if you'll help her
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  Speaker 2: bury a body. She's going to have a bigger question later.
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  Speaker 1: Slippery slope.
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  Speaker 5: And the next day, I see this kind of green
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  Speaker 5: balloon thing on the ground by it, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: I have a memorial for a squirrel, but still not
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  Speaker 5: worried about it. Go to bed. I wake up early to,
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  Speaker 5: you know, I'm going to do stuff. I'm rushing out
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  Speaker 5: the door. And you guys. OK, she didn't bury it
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  Speaker 5: that deep. I mean, a raccoon or something got it,
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  Speaker 5: because it was barely buried. I saw the squirrel tail
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  Speaker 5: out front, and then there was blood all over the sidewalk.
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  Speaker 5: And there was a membrane of sorts.
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  Speaker 2: It just kind of scattered.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm thinking, oh, no, like she's going to melt
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  Speaker 5: down when she sees this. But I didn't have time,
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  Speaker 5: number one.
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  Speaker 3: To clean up this crime scene.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 5: And I also was like, I also don't have the
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  Speaker 5: tools really to be picking this stuff up. And it's
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  Speaker 5: pretty gross. I left. And I don't know if she
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  Speaker 5: ever saw it before it got cleaned up or not.
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  Speaker 2: You should have called the police. That's abusive, of course.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 3: I feel so bad. That's frowned upon.
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  Speaker 6: You should have called Homeland Security.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Greg's got the number.
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  Speaker 1: Do you need to file a report?
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  Speaker 9: Just in case.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, you guys, this squirrel though really was like
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  Speaker 5: a pet to her. This was not my first time
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  Speaker 5: hearing of a squirrel. She fed it every day. She
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  Speaker 5: talked about it all the time. It was, I felt
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  Speaker 5: so bad because she can't have pets and she was,
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  Speaker 5: Because her dog passed away less than a year ago.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And this has been her like pseudo pet. And oh,
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  Speaker 5: my God.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think she needs another pet. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: I forgot to tell you how it died.
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  Speaker 2: I would limit my interaction with this person. Yeah. This
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  Speaker 2: person sounds crazy.
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  Speaker 7: Wait, wait.
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  Speaker 6: I want to hear.
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  Speaker 2: I know how it died.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my gosh. It's so sad.
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  Speaker 3: Like high cholesterol?
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  Speaker 9: Because she feeds it.
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  Speaker 5: She had fed it its little treat, and they take
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  Speaker 5: their little treat, and they run off with it. So
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  Speaker 5: it took its treat and ran off into the street and.
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  Speaker 3: Got hit by a car.
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  Speaker 5: She watched it happen.
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  Speaker 3: She fed it, and.
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  Speaker 5: Then it ran out into the street and immediately got
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  Speaker 5: hit by a car.
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  Speaker 3: So she has survivor's guilt.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 5: It was the worst. I feel so bad.
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  Speaker 9: Have you talked to her since? Does she know it
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  Speaker 9: got dug up?
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  Speaker 5: No, because I haven't seen her in a while.
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  Speaker 6: She probably found the squirrel guts and had a heart attack.
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  Speaker 9: No, you need to call for a welfare check on
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  Speaker 9: her is what you need to do.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I saw her yesterday for the first time from
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  Speaker 5: a distance. But I was busy running around and didn't
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  Speaker 5: have time to get into it.
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  Speaker 3: Did she have like a black veil? Have you ever seen.
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  Speaker 2: The video where people are releasing doves and they get
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  Speaker 2: taken out by a tractor trailer? Because they start flying
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  Speaker 2: toward the road and then truck comes. It just takes
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  Speaker 2: out immediately. Or like where kids will bring something down
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  Speaker 2: to the river or wherever it is. And as soon
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  Speaker 2: as it goes in, then here comes something else to
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  Speaker 2: eat it.
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  Speaker 1: I was at a wedding once and instead of throwing rice,
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  Speaker 1: they had these little boxes and you open it. and
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  Speaker 1: effing butterflies.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my God, your worst nightmare.
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  Speaker 1: So I opened it. Mine had some sort of weird
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  Speaker 1: broken wing or something and it fell to the ground
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  Speaker 1: and I stomped on it.
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  Speaker 6: Great monster.
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  Speaker 5: I'm surprised that you were even willing to open a
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  Speaker 5: box with a butterfly in it.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me about it.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my God, that's so horrifying.
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  Speaker 1: Does this woman know that there's about 80 million other
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  Speaker 1: squirrels out there? She can adopt another one.
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  Speaker 3: Just shake a bag of peanuts.
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  Speaker 5: She had an attachment to this one for sure. And
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  Speaker 5: it just is because I know that she wants another animal.
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  Speaker 5: She's just not in a position to get one.
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  Speaker 3: She's not mentally in a position to get one. No, no,
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: this is, there's, this is not okay.
• 13:23
  Speaker 6: Just tell her you moved.
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: 877-44-Woody.
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: So a couple of things on the text. So, you know,
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: everybody's big on conspiracy theories now, right? More so than ever.
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: The conspiracy theory stuff has gone wild.
• 13:48
  Speaker 6: There's so many breakdowns of that.
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: To where even, you know, these conspiracy theories, they launch,
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: they take off on social media, and then they make the, quote, news. Okay,
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: so we keep talking about being able to identify AI images,
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: AI music, AI whatever, and it has to be tagged or,
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: you know, somehow make it public that, hey, this is
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: AI generated.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: How can we figure out to identify that we have
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: verified accounts, but like to where it labels it as
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: a bot, you know, like in your phone, I'll say
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: potential spam.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: It'll say, you know, it goes into the junk folders
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: on email.
• 14:26
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: There's got to be a way that these companies menace,
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: and you're more of a tech guy when it comes
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: to all that social media crap. There's got to be
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: a way. So when you're looking through comments on something
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: or something posted, oh, this is from a bot account
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: or most likely a bot account.
• 14:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like a clear-minded person can look at a profile
• 14:46
  Speaker 6: and go, okay, this account has big bot energy.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: Can they, though?
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: Yo, but no.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: The average person?
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 14:54
  Speaker 6: I said a clear-headed person. A clear-headed person. A savvy
• 14:59
  Speaker 6: person would see it, but here's the problem. There's people
• 15:03
  Speaker 6: like my mom who are not going to look at
• 15:05
  Speaker 6: the profile, and they're going to automatically see it.
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: If Greg looked at the profile, would Greg know? Greg's smart.
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: He's not tech-savvy.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: No.
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: But he's a smart guy.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Would he know?
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: What do you look for?
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: He might be able to be fooled.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: These days, I assume... Everything is fake. Yeah.
• 15:22
  Speaker 6: I mean, you look like, oh, does the profile even
• 15:25
  Speaker 6: has a picture of a person on it? I mean,
• 15:29
  Speaker 6: what's the history of them posting and things like that?
• 15:33
  Speaker 6: But again, you're asking, can the companies see.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: These accounts and shut them down? I don't know.
• 15:42
  Speaker 6: Some of them don't want to shut them down because...
• 15:46
  Speaker 6: I mean, it causes traffic on their site and makes
• 15:49
  Speaker 6: them look bigger than they are. You know, so, I mean,
• 15:52
  Speaker 6: that was a big thing when Elon Musk bought Twitter.
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: He was talking about, you know, oh, that they're actually
• 16:00
  Speaker 6: fighting in court over it because of the amount of
• 16:03
  Speaker 6: real versus fake profiles.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like, why am I paying for these fake bots?
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: But they're automatically skimming accounts looking for things, you know,
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: fights or different things they don't want shown and it
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: flags it. Yeah, Seabass, Carton Arcs.
• 16:16
  Speaker 8: Both, both, a lot of the accounts or a lot
• 16:18
  Speaker 8: of the companies are doing this. Like Twitter or X
• 16:20
  Speaker 8: has started doing this, this guy's likely in another country.
• 16:23
  Speaker 8: Like this person's from China or Iceland. And he's like, okay,
• 16:26
  Speaker 8: that's probably a bot. Facebook even, because I'm starting to see,
• 16:30
  Speaker 8: I was telling Menace, a lot of really real looking
• 16:34
  Speaker 8: nature videos.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 16:35
  Speaker 8: And I was watching this one chase. I'm like, there's
• 16:37
  Speaker 8: no way they have a camera angle watching this mongoose
• 16:39
  Speaker 8: fight a, you know.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: A cobra or whatever.
• 16:41
  Speaker 8: And then I looked at him and flagged like, ai
• 16:43
  Speaker 8: content you know right you know.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Like the like the bear protecting the cub yeah the
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: avalanche real bad ones on youtube there was one like
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: a like a horse protecting a woman in an earthquake.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: I just saw a shark fighting a killer whale.
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: But again like my mom my mom is like setting
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: this and sharing it not even like thinking twice right
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: so then that's how it just like becomes viral.
• 17:09
  Speaker 8: Because even the little warnings, yeah, the dumb people, not
• 17:11
  Speaker 8: the dumb people, but the technologically unsavvy folks will just
• 17:14
  Speaker 8: share it.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: But again, the lie will.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: Spread twice as fast.
• 17:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so then this is how these conspiracy theories just
• 17:20
  Speaker 6: grow so quick.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: This one says, I was on the verge of tears
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: seeing a dog save a baby from falling by putting
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: its body under the baby before it hit the ground.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: And I was so pissed to find out it was AI.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: Ew. Ew.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: You can't please all the people all the time. No.
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: What?
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: We try.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: But, you know, you're guaranteed to fail when you try
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: to please all the people all the time.
• 17:49
  Speaker 9: It's not possible.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Now, some people, considering, you know, you get what you
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: pay for because the show is free, right? People do
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: take a lot of time out of their life to
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: send emails, text. There was this person... The other day,
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: because we could see like a history of, you know,
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: when you text in. Even if it was a couple
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: of years ago, it was the last time you sent
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: a text. We see it.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: The whole thing.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Somebody was bitching about something yesterday on the show.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: And then Gina clicked on it.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: And their text history said that, well, I'm.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Sending myself to the crossroads. That was three years ago.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right. And yet they're still here.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So we try our best because, you know, look,
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: it's a toxic relationship at times. You're getting so upset.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: You're sending emails and text messages and things like that.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: And so we feel like every once in a while
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: it's time to clean house. A little spring cleaning with
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: a trip to the Woody Show Crossroads.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: No.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: That's what we got this time around.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: All right, so sometimes it's just best to go our
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: separate ways and send these listeners to the crossroads because
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: I don't really think there's much we could do to
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: keep them or get them back. And so off to
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: the crossroads now. There's a couple different things. They can
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: either send an email directly to us, email at thewoodyshow.com.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: A lot of times they'll just go to the radio
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: station's website and there's that little contact us link. And
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: that sends emails to, yes, the management, but then also
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: to some of the other DJs here at the station.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Because a lot of times it's like, oh, I was
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: listening and you played a song. What song was that?
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: But everybody sees it.
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: Let's see.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: This one sent to the Woody Show email, email at thewoodyshow.com.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: This is from Carol. Subject, another lost listener. Another one.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: I'm so disappointed in what this show has become.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: We all know.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Sea bass has some kind of personality disorder but during
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: a this week an audio segment he seriously pissed me
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: off joking about southwest and having a new rule which
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: he called quote fatties pay more that's what they call
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: it I expect that from a person like Seabass, but
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: for the entire crew to pile on with the jokes,
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: laughing at the idea of fat people getting weighed at
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: the zoo instead of the hospital. Shut up, you fat
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: phobic boomers. We're not so scared of boomers.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: We're irrationally afraid.
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: Our parents are boomers.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Just so you know, that's not something people choose for
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: fun or for TV. It's something tied to real bodies
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: and real struggles.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: They chose to, they choose it for fun.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Choose to do it. It's fun to eat.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: We're trying to problem solve, like, you know, just putting
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: chairs right at the entrance.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: Just like any theme park.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: I used to be someone who had to get weighed
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: on a heavy-duty digital platform scale at the hospital. And
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: because of weight bias, I don't even get weighed at
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: the doctor anymore because I don't trust that I won't
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: be judged or treated differently because of it.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's just because they can eyeball it by now?
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Right. You need a scale to figure that out? Four
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: or five. Whatever. Doesn't matter.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: You were all just mean.
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: It was honestly humiliating to listen to, and this kind
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: of stuff has real-life consequences. I've decided to let all
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: of my friends know about what you said, and everyone
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: I know has said that they refuse to listen to
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: you or the station at all anymore because of it.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: The consequence was free advertising.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: So when you see the drop in the ratings, you'll
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: know it was me, and you'll know why.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: You'll know exactly who it was.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: And the pounds. Yeah, the drop in the scale.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: You aren't as cool as you all think you are.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: You guys are fat and ugly. So we should be
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: able to grow the F up.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Already and leave big people alone. You guys, we have lost.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: We have to leave ourselves alone.
• 21:43
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Ugly phobic.
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: They're going to call their friend.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Damn it, Seabass. Carol's gone.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Carol.
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: Carol.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: I know a guy who'll hook up with you.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: His name's Tyler. Hopefully that'll take the edge off.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Tyler, you want the email?
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got you.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Are you a milk mama? Yeah.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right. He's a milk mama.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: He loves milk mama.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he loves that.
• 22:05
  Speaker 8: Because as Menace has always said, the reason these fat
• 22:08
  Speaker 8: bitches are so angry is because they haven't gotten laid.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: And Tyler's here to help.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: At Menace.
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: All right. What? Do you want one more?
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: What do you show?
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Crossroads? No.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: What a show email from Mia. A plea from a mother.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: What's with all the fighting?
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: It says, I am a mother of a young son
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: who has bad anger issues, and it means I do
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: not get to brush off the way violence is portrayed
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: in the media. And lately, I feel like your morning show,
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show, has become increasingly careless about how casually
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: violence and fighting are being talked about. And you put
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: me in a position where I have to put my
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: foot down as a mom and stop listening.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: We did that.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: One of the members on the show is going to
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: be in a boxing fight. A woman, which is interesting
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: and trashy, but that's a conversation for a different time.
• 23:06
  Speaker 9: I mean, yes, it can be seen as trashy.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Women should not be allowed to fight.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: The bigger issue isn't personal. It's about all fighting and
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: turning something serious into light entertainment. It's not even entertaining.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: It's not bare-knuckle brawling.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: All that's happening here is normalizing and promoting violence.
• 23:23
  Speaker 8: Yep.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: My son, who, as I mentioned, already has anger issues,
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: got into watching things like UFC and various videos of
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: fights online, and it resulted into him constantly getting into
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: fights at school.
• 23:34
  Speaker 9: Maybe he should start training.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right?
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Make some money from it. He's never in the car
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: during the fighting talk, but if he were to hear it,
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: it would only.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Encourage him to do it more.
• 23:44
  Speaker 9: Follow your dreams, kid.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Stop promoting violence. That is from Mia. We've lost Mia.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Thanks, Morgan.
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: He wouldn't be so angry if his mom wasn't such
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: a rag, you.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Know what I'm saying?
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Exactly. On Instagram. You're totally right, though, Morgan. Use that
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: and make it productive. Have him join you.
• 24:08
  Speaker 9: Or raise your kid better.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: It sounds like she's just a bad mom.
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Hashtag.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: They clearly know how to get a hold of us.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: So there you go.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: What a show.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Crossroads, everybody.
• 24:23
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Again, taking a nice dump.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Fresh light.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Moving forward. No more anchors, right?
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: This is The Woody Show.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: See, and for every listener that says that.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: They're gone, that we've lost.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Forever. We're always picking up new people. This is the
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: first time that a number of people on the text,
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: at least, have ever heard the Crossroads.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: We've been doing.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: That for years. These mean tweets are hilarious.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Mean tweets.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Keep it coming. Yeah, 562, thank you for that. Oh,
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: this is nice. Nothing like a little wake and bake
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: in the Woody show. I've been cracking up this morning.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Kelly.
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: Thanks.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: This one came in 724. Hey there, Woody Show. I
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: started listening a while ago and I didn't like it much.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: It was my husband's station. But now I love this show.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: It's like sitting around and listening to friends talk. All in. Oh, P.S.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Today is my birthday.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Happy birthday.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: And thank you for the text. Send your text over
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: to 22987. Greg, you said you had some kind of
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: show and tell for us.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, show and tell, yeah. It's just Well, you already
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: know what it is, Woody.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: He said he brought something for show and tell.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 25:38
  Speaker 7: Ooh.
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's the cardboard cutter.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: It's the box cutter because poor Gina is dealing with
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: a lot more household responsibilities now that her husband is
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: out of commish, crippled, and she's got like 8,000 Amazon
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: boxes that she has to break down. And this thing,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: the box cutter- Makes.
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: It so easy.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Because I'm sure all those Amazon boxes are Andes, right?
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: Well, technically, they're full of wheelchairs and toilet railings right now,
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: but yeah.
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: You keep on saying box cutter, and it's making it
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: sound like it's an electric box cutter.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: It's a cardboard cutter.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Cardboard cutter.
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Because of box cutters.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Look at Menace caring about semantics.
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: No, no, no.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: I've been saying, like... Wasn't a box cutter also called
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: a utility knife?
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's another name for it.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: So that's technically what it's called, a utility knife, right?
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: It's larger than I thought it would be. Yeah, it
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: looks like.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: It is? It's about the size of a stapler.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: It looks like a can opener, maybe? About the size
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: of a stapler, my ass. No, I think so. It's
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: about the size of a... Jeez, you guys are so nitpicky.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: I know. It's not a box cutter.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: It's not a stapler.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing. Seabass doesn't want to like it.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: Because it's... Old ladies.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: No, it's not for old ladies. Yeah, you take a
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: task and you make it easier. That dummy.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: Menace of all people should be on board with that.
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: You're scaring me putting your finger next to it.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: This isn't a blade. Oh, okay.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: That's not a blade.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: It's like the size of a very large hair clipper. Yeah. Yeah.
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: No, it's not.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: It is. Oh, I see.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: I was going to say, where do you put your finger?
• 27:03
  Speaker 8: I see.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got it, guys.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: I got it.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Send it over to Seabass.
• 27:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah, is it a reciprocating blade or a circular saw?
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: It's spinny.
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: We live in a time of luxury. Why wouldn't you
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: use it?
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Because it is so easy. It makes the chore so
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: much better.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: So yeah, so it's a spinny, it's spinny.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: You would think a guy who preaches all the time
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: about saving time would appreciate anything that would save time.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Because this is certainly, it's certainly faster. It makes that
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: task way more efficient.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: It does. I will say this.
• 27:34
  Speaker 8: My point is, and Menace's point is, if you grew
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: up at all with any kind of manliness to you,
• 27:39
  Speaker 8: It's real fast to break down a box, like super
• 27:41
  Speaker 8: duper fast.
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I just might have.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Guess what? This is faster. Yeah.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: Go to the drawer, get this thing out. We grew
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: up just ripping boxes apart. And you gotta put your
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: tampon in before you use this.
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: Oh my God.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: You know where I leave that? I leave ours in
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: the garage right before I go out the door to
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: where the garbage cans are to put the boxes into
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: the recycle bin.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and we have one of those like- I don't
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: keep it upstairs in a lockbox.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: I have to go and collect it.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: It's not in the gun vault. We have one of
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: those just like, it looks like a steak knife almost,
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: and it sucks. And I'm so excited to use this.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go get a cardboard box. We'll find out.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: All right. Don't waste it.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: It just sucks making chores easier.
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: I would like to try it. it's just i think
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: it's just maybe the nostalgia for me of using a
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: box cutter the nostalgia at work yeah i'm just like
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: i don't know there's just an art form of this
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: feeling guys but i'm like having to put boxes in
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: the recycling bin i just get overcome.
• 28:29
  Speaker 10: With nostalgia i do because i had a job of
• 28:33
  Speaker 10: using a box cutter like every single day and this
• 28:36
  Speaker 10: is just an art form of cutting down a box
• 28:38
  Speaker 10: quickly with the a.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Box cutter for me it's the equivalent of Why use
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: a leaf blower? You have a broom. Just use the broom. Oh,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: I'm so excited.
• 28:46
  Speaker 8: Well, I mean, it's going through the cardboard not as
• 28:51
  Speaker 8: fast as I thought.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: And I'm pushing hard.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: But I will say this.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: And it's going to do well on curves, corners. Okay.
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: Well, hold on, Seabass. Hold on, Seabass.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: You know what he looks like?
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you've ever seen those infomercials where
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: they go. Do you have a problem keeping all your
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: credit cards? And then I was like.
• 29:07
  Speaker 8: Now.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Seabass, you.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: Do you have this problem of holding your cell phone?
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: He did cut the box in a non-traditional way, which
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: it would be almost impossible to cut a box like
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: that with a.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Traditional box cutter.
• 29:20
  Speaker 8: Well, that was my question, because if you're just breaking
• 29:22
  Speaker 8: down the tape seams, that's so easy to do with
• 29:24
  Speaker 8: your hands. But I guess you guys are saying... if
• 29:26
  Speaker 8: you have eight-foot boxes.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. The last thing I ordered was
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: a table, and it was like a six-foot-long box, and
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: they just, done.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and something huge like that, you can break down
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: and get to, it takes up a fraction of a
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: regular garbage bag.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: A regular box cutter in your hand, the way you
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: just cut it, you wouldn't be able to do that.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: I do like how it has a little mini flashlight
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: on the top. I may do it in the dark.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: You might want to do it outdoors.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: I'm excited. I've taken the trash cans out. I'm doing
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: a lot of manly stuff.
• 29:55
  Speaker 8: My question is, like you pointed out, if these things
• 29:57
  Speaker 8: were truly time savers and useful, professionals would have them.
• 29:59
  Speaker 8: So like the guys, you see guys at Trader Joe's,
• 30:02
  Speaker 8: they have a little box cutter in their toolkit. If
• 30:05
  Speaker 8: it was truly a big time saver, they'd have these
• 30:07
  Speaker 8: things in their toolkit.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: Well, maybe they don't know about it yet.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Might not know about it.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: Maybe the word's not out yet.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got to spread the word.
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: No, I don't hate it. Yeah, I don't hate it.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Glad you don't hate it. And even if you did
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: hate it, I wouldn't force you to.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: But again, the biggest thing, the step you cannot skip
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Don't forget to put your tampon.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: In before you use it.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Before you operate it.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Before you. And not during either.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: No.
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: Because it won't even work if you don't put your
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: tampon in.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Right. Exactly. It's got a safety switch and the tampon.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: More Woody Shows next.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. We'll be right back. The Woody Show.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Greg was talking about this cardboard.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: The box cutter, the electronic, whatever. Like a little cardboard saw. Yeah.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: It's fun.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: You've seen them. They're cool. I like them. And with
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: the number of boxes that we all get these days, Amazon,
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: everything's being delivered.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: I like it.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: It's great breaking down boxes. And because the bin is
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: only so big, but when you have this, it's so
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: much faster to just cut things down to like 12
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: by 12 squares.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: And frankly, safer.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, true.
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: Safer than just having an open... Yeah.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Even though it's nostalgic for you, Mattis, it is safer.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Hey, Greg. You know what?
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: What?
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: I might buy one for my household.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: What?
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: I'm still going to stick probably with the normal box cutter,
• 31:24
  Speaker 6: but if I get into a situation... Because, you know...
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: Some boxes are very large.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Very large.
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: And yeah, you can cut it in different ways.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, it can make shapes. You can have fun with it.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Watching Seamass and Menace use it for the first time
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: was like watching a monkey with a gun. It was
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: kind of slow and deliberate. And then I showed you
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: all here. Let me show you what experience looks like.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: I guess this is a good time.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Zip, zip, zip. Yeah. I was confused about that.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it goes right through it. Has anybody ever bought
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: something from Kickstarter?
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: No. Yes.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: And did you get it?
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: No.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: You never got it?
• 32:00
  Speaker 6: Never launched.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: So you.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: You invest it, but you get your money back.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: You do?
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: You do.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: Not sometimes. Yeah. I think I tried something with a
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: toothbrush one time, and it never heard nothing about nothing.
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: Oh, really?
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Just into the ether, that's it?
• 32:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, mine... I think the project... I forgot what it was.
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: It was so many years ago, but it was a
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: product that did not launch.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, so there's this thing. It's called the Bump Box Project.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: It's an old school like boom box. It's huge, but
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: it's got cassette. It's got CD. It's got Bluetooth. It's
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: got an auxiliary thing. It's supposed to sound really cool.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Like 450 Watts. Like it's supposed to be, I mean,
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: it'd be pretty, I think like aesthetically it'd be cool.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking like this one area of my house, but
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: how people have Bluetooth speakers or, you know, uh, the
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: mini fridge that looks like a, like a guitar amplifier,
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: something cool like that. And if it sounds as good as,
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: you know, I've heard people who have seen it or whatever.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Now I would buy one, but it's expensive. It's like
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: 450 bucks. Now they have other ones that are even
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: more expensive than that, but they do offer ones like
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: 450 bucks, but I've never bought anything off of Kickstarter before.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: And like, I do have a lot of, Cassettes still
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: from old radio shows from stations I've been on years ago.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: It was a giant box. It'd be cool to be
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: able to play that stuff.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: I actually just ordered a cassette player because I got
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: all my dad's old radio stuff like when he was
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: doing shows. So I wanted to be able to play those.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: But I'm not surprised, Menace, that you said that those
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: are popular because I see so many people that are
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: like half my age now walking around with actual digital
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: cameras and instead of taking pictures on their phones.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I'm seeing that more and more.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all that stuff's coming back.
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: Well, I told you at the Best Buy, a young
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: girl was at the counter, and the Best Buy worker
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: was teaching her how to put the SD card in
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: one of those type of cameras and explaining to her
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: how to get the photos off the camera onto her computer.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: I bought quite a few things on Kickstarter, always got
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: the item.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: Cool.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: If it's something that has quite a bit of attraction...
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: I feel it's highly likely that you will get it,
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: but yes, you do run the risk of never getting it.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: My question, I guess, if the money goes back to you.
• 34:12
  Speaker 8: Well, I don't think the money can go back to you,
• 34:14
  Speaker 8: because if they got the money to develop the product, what,
• 34:16
  Speaker 8: is Kickstarter going to pay you out of their own pocket?
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think the one that I invested in was like... Invested.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: I'm looking to invest. I go, oh, that's a cool product.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: Is there a place I can just go to buy one?
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Now that you have them, and now that it is
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: a thing, and you are producing them... Can't you just
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: sell them on Amazon or sell them, I don't know,
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Best Buy?
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Go somewhere.
• 34:35
  Speaker 6: Well, a lot of it, too, they already have the capital,
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: but they're using Kickstarter as a marketing ploy.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: It looks cool.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Again, it looks cool.
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: My only problem with Bluetooth speakers is I have an
• 34:46
  Speaker 8: aversion to them because every time I'm around one, the
• 34:48
  Speaker 8: person is blasting something in public in.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: A place where they shouldn't be doing it. Yeah.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: This is from a hoose.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: I went to the Kickstarter website. It says, does Kickstarter
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: issue refunds? This is the first sentence under that. No.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Kickstarter is not a store and we do not issue refunds.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: When you back a project, you're supporting a creator's right
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: to make something new and agreeing to go along for
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: the ride. The ride, yes.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: I'm looking for a ride.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: I think that might be that, guys.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not looking for a ride. Yay, you lost
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: all your money.
• 35:17
  Speaker 9: I sold a pair of my dirty workout socks to
• 35:19
  Speaker 9: a foot freak.
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: I already got paid, I'm putting it in now.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Have you ever been this drunk? Yes.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I know Greg has. 41-year-old guy in Florida. He
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: was having a good time. Multiple reports. Police were called.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Guy drunk out of his mind, ripping off his clothes,
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: banging on plywood and laying down in the middle of
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: a parking lot.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: Fun.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: After he tried running in front of some moving cars,
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: the cops then stopped him and they arrested him. He
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: asked for his phone call so he could get a
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: family member to come help him out. The cops agreed
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: to that, so the guy pulled off his shoe and
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: started talking into it like it was a phone. So yeah,
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: they hauled him off.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: He was slightly confused. Yeah, I've been that drunk. Not
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: the ripping off the clothes thing, though.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Not at least until he gets back to the hotel room.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Although one time I did on a rooftop pool. End
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: up in the pool and I don't remember how I
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: got out of the pool or back to the room
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: and how I got dressed. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Mario did it all for you.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: Sure.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Sure. Not embarrassing at all. No, no.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: We've got many clips of Greg just being mega trashed.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we can delete those.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, that's classic audio.
• 36:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: In fact, if you go to any Woody Show event,
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: chances are.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Greg will be mega. Greg. Hammered.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Greg has now.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: I've changed. Yeah.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Greg has now gone out of his way to control himself.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: And to not really let loose.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: At a recent one that we all went to at
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: a brewery, I had half a beer.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: The entire time?
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: The entire time.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: I had more than you.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Why, Greg?
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Because I'm mortified about how I've acted at previous events.
• 37:10
  Speaker 9: Because everyone loves it.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: But that's what people are there to see.
• 37:12
  Speaker 10: It is.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: Why even be there?
• 37:14
  Speaker 9: Half that crowd was there for that.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: Right. Drunk Greg. They're looking to get Greg. That's what
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: we call it.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Because when Greg drinks... For those of you new to
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: the show, yeah, he goes straight. He starts getting really
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: interested in boobs.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: Straight and semi-illegal.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Straight and gropey. Like, inappropriate. That's what is embarrassing.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: So we would have, like, chicks show up to our events,
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: and they would say straight up to me, like, I'm
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: looking to get Greg'd.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. Can't do it anymore.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: You know what a dream that is, Greg, for a
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: lot of dudes?
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: I know, just tell him you're gay, you know?
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: You can say anything you want.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Gay equals safe.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: Because you probably forgot. If you know what I'm saying. Ah,
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: there he is.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: Now that's a fun guy.
• 37:58
  Speaker 9: Bring him back.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: You know who else has lived their entire lives? Every
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: living person.
• 38:03
  Speaker 9: So far.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you had a very poignant point there. Menace, happy
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: birthday to.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: If I had one wish for you, it would be
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: stop saying that's what I've been saying. When you think
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: that Facebook changed their name to Meta because of the metaverse.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: And you go, oh, that's what I've been saying.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: That's what motherf * * * ing Mark Zuckerberg has
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: been saying.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: The whole world has been saying it.
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: You're like, oh, when it comes to socks, buy low,
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: sell high.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: No s * * *, you.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Motherf * * * er. That's what everybody's been saying.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: That's what everybody's been saying.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: That person right there in that clip is very angry
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: and mean, but valid point.
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: I never said anything about the metaverse or in the
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: buy low, sell high thing is just a you know,
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: being sarcastic.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Here's Greg at another meetup that we had.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Two.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, now, on a scale of one to ten, how
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: turnt up do you think you are?
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Like a 14.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Any thoughts that you'd like to share with anybody that
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: you wouldn't normally sober?
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: That I wouldn't normally share?
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: I don't give a f * * *.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: I don't give a f * * *.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: I don't, I don't, I don't give a f * * *.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: Can make a song out of that they should make a.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Song yeah somebody did make a song out of that
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: actually yeah we're here.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: With greg gorge good morning winning.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Any thoughts that you'd like to share with anybody that
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: you wouldn't normally.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Sober that I wouldn't normally share? I don't give a
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: f * * *. I don't give a f * * *.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: I don't, I don't, I don't give a f * * *.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: I don't give a.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: F * * *.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: I don't give a f * * *. I don't,
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: I don't, I don't give a.
• 39:41
  Speaker 6: F * * *.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: How many drinks have you had this evening?
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: Like 472. 472. 472.
• 39:50
  Speaker 9: F * * * you.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: I don't give a f * * *.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: I don't give a f * * *. I don't,
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: I don't, I don't, I don't give a f * * *.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: I don't give a f * * *.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I don't give a f * * *.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Who sang that song originally, Menace?
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Big Sean. Big Sean.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, f * * * yeah.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: My penis, my penis, my penis is under 11.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Nice. What a drunken lech.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: Now that is so fun.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: It sounds super fun. I'm so sorry I missed it,
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: but you seem genuinely disturbed by it.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: It's so embarrassing. The weird thing about that night is
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I would normally be blacked out. I'm not going to lie.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: And I wouldn't have remembered it. But I remember it
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: like it was yesterday. Woody and I were in the
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: bathroom and we were using the urinal and I was
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: using my head against the wall to stand up. My
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: head up against the wall. And then this particular bar
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: was below ground level. It was kind of like a
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: basement bar. And I would still be there today had
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Woody not essentially... He didn't carry me up the stairs.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: But I kind of did like a fireman's, like, what
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: do you call that? Like, he helped me out of
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: the physical building. I got him out of the building.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Helped him up the stairs. And then there was another
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: time I got super wasted and Woody came to the
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: rescue because I was hosting that barbecue. And I forgot
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: to barbecue anything. And everybody would have starved to death.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: But Woody did all the grilling all day long. Wow,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: you're a good man, Woody.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Because I was perfect.
• 41:17
  Speaker 9: Party was too good.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: All right, Menace, you ready?
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Yes. Always.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, so these are the toughest words to pronounce.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: This could just be fun.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: Words aren't my forte.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: Words are not his forte.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Although, and I'm not even being remotely sarcastic, it seems
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: like lately, and by lately I mean the last couple
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: of weeks... It seems like you have a bigger interest
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: in vocabulary. You were using some words. What did you use? Oh,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: you used the word elusive.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: I'm like, Menace just said elusive.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Hyperbole.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: And then you were looking for other ways to say elusive.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: And then an hour later you said, oh, it's my
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: white whale.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: And I was like, look at you being all into vocabulary.
• 42:08
  Speaker 6: Well, it was just, I don't know. I was like,
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: I know there's another word for this.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: So, Menace, I'm going to show you a word, and
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: then you pronounce it. Okay. All right? I got it
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: almost like flashcard style here.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, ready?
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: All right, Menace, the first word. And then if you're listening,
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: I know you can't see the word, but let's see
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: if we can.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: Is it croissant?
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Croissant.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: But that's not the proper pronunciation.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: Croissant. Croissant. Croissant. Croissant.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Croissant.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: That's the proper pronunciation. Croissant.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Some say croissant.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: Croissant.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: All right. Croissant. All right.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: Delicious.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: Close enough.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: I want a ham and cheese croissant.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Croissant. All right.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: Again, these are the toughest words to pronounce. So not
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: just for menace, but in general for people. This is
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: according to Google, by the way. They know a thing
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: or two. All right. What about this one, menace?
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: Acai.
• 42:57
  Speaker 6: Acai.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, nailed it.
• 42:58
  Speaker 6: Because I've had to read a lot of commercials that
• 43:00
  Speaker 6: say acai.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 43:02
  Speaker 6: And it's very popular.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: Schedule.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 43:07
  Speaker 9: These are easy for you.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: Or if you're British, what is it?
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: Schedule. Schedule.
• 43:12
  Speaker 10: Schedule.
• 43:13
  Speaker 8: Schedule.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Schedule.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Here's another one.
• 43:18
  Speaker 6: Uh, Porsche.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Noise.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: I am. So Porsche.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: And I've only learned that from Greg.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's right.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: Because he corrects everybody. No, it's Porsche.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: Next one. Ready?
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: This is one of the toughest words to pronounce for
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: most people.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: Um.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, I like that word.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: Greer? Greer.
• 43:38
  Speaker 9: Greer.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Greer.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: G-E-N-R-E, for those of you listening at home.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: Jenry? Jenry.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Do you want a hint?
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Like, oh, what kind of, this movie is in what?
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: Genre.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: There you go. Damn.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: All right, got it.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Genre. All right. Genre.
• 43:58
  Speaker 6: Genre.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Jenry?
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: Greer?
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: How about this one?
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: Gyroscope. Gyroscope.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Our menace.
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: Shout out to Gyroscope.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Dude, you're killing it today, man.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: All right. Now, this one I know is tough for
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: a lot of people.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: I hear people, they can't even, they get tongue-tied.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: It's a sauce.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 44:21
  Speaker 6: Worcestershire.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Worcestershire. I think that's acceptable.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Worcestershire.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: Worcestershire. Worcestershire.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: Worcestershire. That's pretty good.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: What do you think, Greg?
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: I gave you the legit proper pronunciation.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Wait, that's how you say it?
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Worcestershire.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Worcestershire. Yeah.
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: Worcestershire.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: Like W-U-H-S-T-U-H-S-H-R. Worcestershire. No kidding. Worcester. Right, exactly.
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Worcester is the county that are in Massachusetts.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Worcestershire.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: Worcester, S-T-U-H, Worcestershire, S-H-R.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: It's very underrated. That's the pronunciation. I thought it was Worcestershire. Worcestershire.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Worcestershire.
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: So you don't say the R? You don't say Worcestershire?
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: No.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: Worcestershire. Worcestershire. Yeah, I'm going to go with Worcestershire. How
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: often do you even use Worcestershire sauce? Not very often.
• 45:12
  Speaker 9: On steak.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Like when you're braising something. Yeah. I use it.
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: Some salad dressing. Is that what they use for French dip?
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: That's au jus.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: If you dip the sandwich just in straight Worcestershire. That
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: would be awful.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: If you're making a pot roast, you put some Worcestershire
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: in there.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, you know, when you go to the melting pot medicine,
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: they bring out the cheese and they're melting the cheese.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: They'll put some garlic in there. They'll put like some
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: lager beer, a little Worcestershire.
• 45:43
  Speaker 6: The last time I went to the melting pot, I
• 45:45
  Speaker 6: think was with you.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 45:47
  Speaker 6: When did our friends get married?
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: A billion years ago at this point.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that was the after party for us.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Worcestershire. Thank you.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: Worcestershire.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: Worcestershire.
• 45:57
  Speaker 9: No, we're all wrong.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: No, that's incorrect according to Google. Now, I'm on dictionary.com for... Worcestershire.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: For this.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: Worcestershire.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: Greg, one of your favorite things has Worcestershire in it.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Which is?
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Bloody Marys.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's right. You put a little dash of that
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: in there.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: A little Worcestershire. Yum.
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: Let's see.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Does this one do it?
• 46:17
  Speaker 9: It's definitely Worcestershire.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Worcestershire.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: It's definitely not that.
• 46:21
  Speaker 9: Where I'm from, it is.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, where you're from.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: All right, Menace, next one.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: Toughest words to pronounce. On average for people.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: Entrepreneur.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Nice. All right, good. Nice.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: How about this one?
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: Uh, Massachusetts.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: Again, I don't think these, a lot of these are
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: going to be difficult for menace, but these are just
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: for people in general.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: We do have a menace word of the day coming up.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: I'm sure. I guarantee you that was not going to
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: be good.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: What about this one?
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Uh, uh, Hierarchy.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 46:58
  Speaker 9: Menace.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Menace is making this list of bitches.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: What is going on?
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: Alternate universe.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: Doing his homework.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: What is going on?
• 47:08
  Speaker 9: Is this Mandela effect type stuff?
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: It's weird.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: I went into a different dimension.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: It's good.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Is there a word that you guys mispronounce and you
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: just struggle with? For me, it's Saturday night.
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: Saturday night?
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Like, Live from New York, it's Saturday night. You just
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: like trip over it.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: Saturday night.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Trip over it. Saturday night.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: Saturday night.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: Well, no, jewelry.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that's your word.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: I'll say jewelry.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Jewelry.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: Jewelry. It just naturally comes out for me that way.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Jewelry.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: It's a jewelry store.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, jewelry. Yeah. Yeah, for sure.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: Instead of jewelry.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: Nobody says jewelry.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: Well, apparently I'm the only one who says it the
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: way that I say it.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's really pretty jewelry.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: I think you also say fictitional.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: That's not right. That's like you saying like Akana.
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, on Akana, like Greg will say that, but that's not.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: But fictitional, you add a syllable instead of fictional.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: Right, I know, but I'm saying it's just like a,
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: it's like pronunciation.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: On Akana?
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: I was doing some.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: On Akana, like yeah, it's like one of those your
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: own language kind of things.
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: I was doing some stuff with Airtasker and I was
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: having the hardest time saying tasks.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: Say what?
• 48:19
  Speaker 10: Tasks.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: The plural of tasks.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, adding the S. If you have one thing to do,
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: that's a task. A task.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: If you have multiple things to do.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Tasks.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: Tasks.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Kind of like texts.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Texts. In college.
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: It wasn't sounding right.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: For like a speech class, we had to memorize this
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: long tongue twister. is, when does the wristwatch trap shop shut?
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Red leather, yellow leather, rubber baby buggy bumpers. The sixth chic,
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: sixth chic, sick. Acts, facts, lists, fists, the leaf police
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: dismisseth us.
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: What?
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know why I wrote that.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: That was hot.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: Is that like Busta Rhymes?
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: It was for a speech class.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Well, you must have gotten an A +.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: I probably did.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: You're pretty good.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: I have trouble saying the word important.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: Important. It's important. I know.
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: It's so strange. You're missing both T's.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know what it is.
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: Oh, and she also say like, you also say some
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: states wrong too.
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, that's more of an accent.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Like what?
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Oregon.
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: I say Oregon.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: And I say Nevada. Nevada. neva a couple of.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: People on the text saying benjamin like the name benjamin
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: benjamin benjamin benjamin architecture february these are all ones that
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: the people are hitting us up with residual residual Residual.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: Residual.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Residual.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: You'll get a residual.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: Residual. Yeah, residual.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Residual. Sammy, how do you say this word? I'm going
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: to push this right here. What is this?
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: Off?
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: No. What is the generic term? I got to push this.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: Button?
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: There you go. Button.
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: There you go.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Because Bort says buttons.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Buttons?
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: Buttons?
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: You got to push those buttons.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: Buttons.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: My dad says potato. Like if potato was with a B.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but is he being serious?
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, I think it's funny. It could be tied
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: up into the whole Pittsburgh accent thing.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Probably.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: Baked potato. Like Philadelphia, my sister, pillow.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. There's a lot of people that do pillow.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: Once my head hits the pillow.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: The pillow.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Drink some milk.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: Milk is a big one.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Milk.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, milk.
• 50:26
  Speaker 6: But sometimes it's just fun to say it wrong.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: It is fun.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: It's just a good time for the whole family.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: I'm just looking to laugh and have a good time.
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: It's just fun.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: All right, some words and phrases. You've probably been mispronouncing.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: You're testing menace on some of the more commonly mispronounced words.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: You did quite well.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: You did really well.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not bad. Not even a challenge.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: Not bad.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: And then we'll have a menace word of the day
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: here in just a minute. Some other words and phrases
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: that people get wrong. People will say, instead of dog
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: eat dog, they say it's a doggy dog world.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: Doggy dog. Snoop Doggy Dog.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: Like Snoop Doggy Dog.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's incorrect.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: And we're just living in it, you guys. Yep.
• 51:09
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: They'll say Chester drawers instead of chest of drawers.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's a very- I don't know that one.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: I've never heard that.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: High level of special to say Chester.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: Put that in the Chester drawers.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: I mean- It was named after a Chester.
• 51:23
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Chest of drawers?
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: Like a- Like a chest, like a- Like a bureau
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: or something.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like picture a piece of furniture menace, right?
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: We would call it just probably a dresser.
• 51:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Like a common- Hard to say drawers.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: But people will say, oh, it's a Chester drawers.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: That's- Pretty stupid. All right.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: We already talked about library. People say that a lot.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: Menace is not alone on the library.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Library. Library.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: All right, so Menace, what is the thing, if I'm
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: sitting in a chair and there's a separate piece of
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: furniture that is meant for me to put my feet on,
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: like it's usually sitting in front of the chair.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What is that? An ottoman? An ottoman.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: All right, yeah. People say ottomant.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the most common way that people butcher that one.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: Oh. They're not refined.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: Did you know that?
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: Did you know what it was called?
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: I knew it was ottoman.
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. Yeah. All right.
• 52:17
  Speaker 9: I'm getting a new one. Thanks to Greg.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: What? Yeah.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Alzheimer's people say old timers.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I really did when I was a kid.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Or all timers.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Or all timers.
• 52:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: Instead of might as well, people say minus well.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: I'm good minus well.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: Me, minus well.
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:38
  Speaker 6: I mean, like, I'm bad, but not that bad, right?
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's bad.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: Hyperbol. People say that.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Hyperbol?
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: Hyperbol.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hyperbole.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: That's how it's spelled.
• 52:48
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, hyperbol.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: But, like, why would you, like, if you're going to
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: say hyperbol, why would you even use the word?
• 52:53
  Speaker 6: I thought that was people mispronouncing hyperbolic.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, you know what I heard for the first time
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: since maybe the 90s? I heard someone say gyro, like, unironically.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: So you say gyro. I hear both, and I think
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: that's more of a common, like, Yeah, it's not. But people,
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: I think, never heard the other way.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah. If you're just looking at how it's spelled.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 53:13
  Speaker 8: That's what I'm saying is I think a lot of
• 53:14
  Speaker 8: that went away just because we have audio. I remember
• 53:17
  Speaker 8: it used to be that there was an argument in
• 53:19
  Speaker 8: my house, whoever it.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: Was, Mario or Mario.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: Just because it was printed and no one had ever
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: seen it or heard it.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: Well, if you're from New Jersey.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: This one's tough, but this is not a common one,
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: but it's on menus at Italian places, the potato pasta.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. What is that? Gnocchi. Right?
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: Gnocchi.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: Gnocchi.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: That's how you're supposed to say it.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: People say gnocchi. It's not gnocchi.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: It's like gnocchi. That's what the G is for. Gnocchi.
• 53:47
  Speaker 6: Say it correctly one more time.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Gnocchi. Gnocchi.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: Gnocchi. It's closer to gnocchi. One that Greg and I have.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: hate that we see spelled all the time. Menace, if
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: the word is like could've, what is that a contraction of?
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: Could've have. What is it? Could've have. Could've have.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Could've have.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, could've is basically shortened for.
• 54:10
  Speaker 6: Could've have.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: Could have.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Could have.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: I like could've have better. It drives Greg and I
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: crazy when it's could've.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Could've.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: I should've.
• 54:19
  Speaker 9: I could've.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: Not I should have. I could have.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, gosh. It's not of.
• 54:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: And then in junior year in high school, I had
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: to take chemistry. And I would read the word, I
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: never heard it out loud, infrared light. And all through
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: junior year, I thought, I've never heard of infrared light.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Infrared?
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Infrared.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: Is that like implied?
• 54:39
  Speaker 6: That's how it was spelled.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: Infrared light. And then I thought, like, I don't understand this.
• 54:42
  Speaker 6: That was before computer.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: When you get things from other people, like maybe you
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: had an older sibling, you know, whatever. You have an
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: older brother menace.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: And they give you their stuff.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Those are.
• 54:53
  Speaker 6: Hand-me-downs.
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: Hand-me-downs. A lot of people say hammy-downs. Hammy-downs?
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: Hammy-downs.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: That's funny.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Kindergarteners.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, albeit, albeit. Albeit.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Albeit. That's a good word.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: Albeit, blah, blah, blah.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: Like, no, no, it's albeit. Do you hear a lot
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: of people say, for all intensive purposes? Yeah.
• 55:12
  Speaker 6: I mean, is this like.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: All intent.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: And?
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: I have an intent.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: All Intents and Purposes. You didn't know that one?
• 55:20
  Speaker 9: I would have said that wrong, yeah.
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: All Intents and Purposes.
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: Is this like a brain injury list?
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: 877-44-WOODY.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: Send us a text if you'd like over to 229870.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: Let's take the break. Then we'll come back. Menace Word
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: of the Day.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: Add a new word to Menace's ever-growing vocabulary as we've learned.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: Getting very impressive.
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: That's next on The Woody Show.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Hang on.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: And welcome back, everybody. So, just going over some of
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: these words, commonly mispronounced words, things like that. We all
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: can't be sea bass. We all can't be perfect.
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: Sometimes you just try to think about the words that
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: are coming out of your mouth.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: No, no.
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: Never.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: I'm Menace. Word of the day.
• 56:11
  Speaker 8: We've got a degree of difficulty here. Morgan, if you
• 56:14
  Speaker 8: want to pass that thing next to you over toward Menace.
• 56:17
  Speaker 9: Oh, this thing?
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: Yes, that thing that smells like the pepperoni pizza.
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, lucky. It's so warm. It's Better Goods from Walmart.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: Passing it to Menace.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: We do like the Better Goods.
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: What is this?
• 56:30
  Speaker 8: Well, number one, it's going to distract him. But number two,
• 56:33
  Speaker 8: it's your reward for when you're done.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: Again, you can't just.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Legit effort.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: You can't just rush it.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: Sometimes he gives up because he gets first order. No.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: First order.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Although we should not help him along the way on
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: this one because I think we could be here all day.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Okay. This is a good one. All right.
• 56:52
  Speaker 6: Today's word.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: So Menace has the word of the day calendar, the
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: page from the calendar. It's got the word. It's got
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: the pronunciation guide, as he calls it. It's got the definitions,
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: and it's used in a sentence.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: And Menace, what is today's word of the day?
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: Cataclysm.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: Cataclysm.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: That's almost a word. Colonialism.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: Colonialism.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: You hear that a lot, sort of. Coloquism?
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: Coloquism. I'm sure people listening know what the word is
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: at this point. C-O-L-L-O-Q-U-I-A-L-I-S-M.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: Is it colonialism? Like colonialism? What would that be?
• 57:38
  Speaker 6: I mean, people like take over an area.
• 57:43
  Speaker 9: Colonizers?
• 57:43
  Speaker 6: No.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 57:44
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's close to that word.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Good guess.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: Coloquism. Are you saying it wrong?
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: No, I'm just repeating it.
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: Alright.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: Dialogue?
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 58:07
  Speaker 6: A regional... Let me see what it says here. I mean,
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: the pronunciation guide is hieroglyphic, so it makes more sense.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: Skip into the definitions. Yeah.
• 58:17
  Speaker 6: See, a local or regional dialect expression.
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: Colonialism.
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 58:25
  Speaker 6: Used in a sarcastic or familiar and informal what?
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: Conversation.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He's trying to use that to figure out.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: He said sarcastic. Yeah.
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: It's characteristic.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: It's characteristic.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: Uh, familiar information. Okay. Colonial style.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Nope. Nope. Greg, you're so close, man. What? Are we
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: saying it for real? Yeah. Colloquialism.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: Colloquially.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: What? Colloquialism.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: Colloquialism. Colloquialism.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: Colloquialism.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: Colloquialism. Hold on.
• 59:04
  Speaker 6: I need, like, silence.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: Guys, shut up.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: I need Craig just to say it correctly.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: So I can repeat it. Colloquialism.
• 59:13
  Speaker 6: Colloquialism.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: Colloquialism.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: Colloquialism.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Colloquialism.
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: Colloquialism.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: Got it.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: Nailed it.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: What about the definition, Dennis? Okay.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: You're right. We've been here all day.
• 59:30
  Speaker 6: I did all the definitions. I would say let's go
• 59:32
  Speaker 6: to the sentence. No, no.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: Let's go to that one.
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 59:34
  Speaker 6: Local or regional dialect expression used in a characteristic or
• 59:42
  Speaker 6: familiar and informal conversation.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 59:45
  Speaker 6: And then the third one is... Colloquial style.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Colloquial style.
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: Colloquial style.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: Used in a sentence.
• 59:52
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: In a sentence.
• 59:53
  Speaker 6: In a remarkable manifestation or.
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: Of.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: Of. Interstimulation. Interstimulation.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: Those two words. Just for fun.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: Just for fun.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, man.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: Just for fun. Those two words.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: Nocrugnal. Indermistermerit. Nocturnal indiscrimination.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: Nocturnal.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: That's what he's trying to get at.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 6: Wait, what's the last one?
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: Indiscrimination?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 6: Indiscrimination.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: Like someone was being indiscriminate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Menace.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: We only exchange in bedcharmer. Congress with a.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, Jesus, man.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: Bedchamber.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 6: Bedchamber?
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: I don't even know what that means.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: Bedchamber Congress with.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 6: with a corporalent conversation.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: Clamorous. Companion.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: Clamorous?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: It's not a clamor. It goes by.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 9: Think about the pizza.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 6: Dude, this sounds crazy, dog.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Dog?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: What? Corporalent, clamorous, companion.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 6: Corporalist.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: I can't even say it. Corporalist.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 6: Corporalent?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: Corporalist.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 6: Corpulent?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: Another word for fat.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know that.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: Like being of the body.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Corpus.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: Of the body.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Where were we going?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 6: Okay, who goes by the applicant nation of MC Boob Sweat, a.k.a.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 6: Dumbass Tyler, who was indomitably.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: Wait, what?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: Clamorous.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: You've got to do that. I'm going to refer to
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: sex from now on as bedchamber congress.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: Bedchamber congress.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: He skipped the parenthetical, which he actually used the word
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: of the day. Okay. Greg, just do it.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: You know words. The whole sentence?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the whole sentence.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: In a remarkable manifestation of nocturnal indiscrimination, Menace willingly engaged
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: in bedchamber congress with a corpulent companion who goes by
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: the appellation of MC Boob Sweat. a.k.a. Dumbass Tyler, who
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: is indubitably clamorous.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: Jeez.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: There's a parenthetical that we missed called Hitting the Hates.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: You use a colloquialism. You guys got the wrong version.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: There's Menace's word of the day. That was something.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: You got pizza, Menace.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: That was so good.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: Thank you. I'm going to enjoy some pizza, though.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Enjoy your pizza.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: There you go, buddy.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 6: Quite delicious.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: So Greg was asking, should he have called Homeland Security
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: on that SUV that he saw?
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: CBAS is constantly calling the authorities.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: And now Gina's got a question. I do. Along the
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: same lines.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: Do you call or when do you call?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: And so you guys can help us out with this.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: I'm surrounded by a ton of narc.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: Well, this was actually concerned citizens.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: This was emailed to me. And I really want to
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: see what you guys think about this. So this is
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: the whole email. It says, hey, Gina, I'll first out
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: by saying that I'm a longtime listener. Never miss the show.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 9: Love you all.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: Thank you for being a part of my day. Okay. Anyway,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: I'm guessing that no one's ever asked you this before,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: but because you watch so much true crime, I wanted
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: to get your advice on something. I want to know,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: what are the circumstances where you'd report a neighbor who
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: might be a murderer?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: Might be.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: Might be a murderer. Now listen.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: What are the signs?
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: Now listen to the signs. I know this is a
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: risky thing to do, but when I moved in, I
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: was really close to this older couple next door. But
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: over the past few months, I've only seen the husband.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: Every time I ask where the wife is, he has
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: a new excuse, like she's out of town or she's
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: too sick to come to the door. And I should
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: add that he hasn't invited me into the house in
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: at least two months, and I used to go in
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: all the time. I really feel like I should let
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: the cops know. The couple is in their mid-60s, and
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: they've always been really nice, but aren't those the one
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: who end up being murderers? The people are really nice
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: and sort of keep to themselves. Any advice you have
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: would be really helpful. I don't want to overreact, but
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: this is really starting to freak me out.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: You know that guy, that'd be like Brad Dunn. He's
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: the Reliant Fitness guy.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: He does like the gay stuff Fridays.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: Like, you know, gay.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Gay.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, he had one. If you've called 911 for
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: anything other than a medical emergency, gay. People who just
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: can't wait to call the cops for everything.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: All they want is making noise, calling the cops.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 6: They want the glory of, I found a murderer. But
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 6: I guarantee you what the issue is here is, yeah,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 6: there's something wrong with the lady medical-wise. And old people,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 6: they kind of don't talk about that stuff.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: But sometimes he says she's out of town.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because she just wants you to go away.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: Mind your business.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Okay. I don't think it's a glory thing. Like, oh,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: I want glory. It's like, I'm concerned about this woman,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, if, if my opinion is I wouldn't call
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: the cops. If you're, if this keeps going on and
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: it's freaking out, you could do it. Anonymous welfare check.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: I think people are watching too much.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: This true crime crap.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: Maybe. Yeah. And now they think everything is like, this
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: does sound like a movie, you know, like, oh, I
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: got these neighbors and they used to be so friendly.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Now I only see one.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: Where's Linda? Like, you know, It might be a hyperbolic.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 6: Linda's probably not doing well. And she just doesn't want
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 6: people around.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: This person wouldn't have gone into the house again because
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: she's in there sick. So why would you want visitors?
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: That makes sense to me. But also.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: We're making up a story about what possibly could be.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: Whether she's been murdered, whether she's sick or whatever.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: That's what she wants to know.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: How about you stay in your house?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: Do your thing.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: If you see people on the way to the mailbox,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: you're taking the trash cans out. Hey, what's up, Linda?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: How you doing? Like wave to them. Otherwise, mind your business.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 7: I have.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: Like a legit piece of advice. If there's a weird
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: smell coming from the house. Maybe just say when you
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: see the husband, because she still sees the husband, not
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: the wife. Right. This mysteriously missing wife.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: Next time you see the husband, get in the mail
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: or outside. Just say to him, hey, I spoke to
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: your wife a while back and I have to ask
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: her a follow-up question. Or I saw this TV show
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: that I know she would love. I don't have her
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: phone number. Let me call her. Can you give me
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: her phone number? And then see if she answers.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: And then what if the answer from him is, just
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: ask me and I'll ask her.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Then good question.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: Just ask me and I'll ask her.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Then you say, look, Roger, why are you being so cagey?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: I want to see this body.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 6: Also, maybe it's you.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: Maybe you did something and now they don't want to
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: associate with you anymore.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, like maybe this emailer. Yeah.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: Maybe.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I'd say if you're super, super worried,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: you could do a wellness check, but also, yeah, mind
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: your business.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 6: Right. I don't know.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: I don't think he's going to kill you. Are you
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: neighborhood police?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: Just because people keep to themselves or you haven't seen
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: them or like, you know. Are you hearing weird noises
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: in the middle of the night?
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: Do you see him digging in the backyard? Yeah, I
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: see him digging in the backyard.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: Like, those are, okay.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: But can you at least acknowledge that that's weird? Like,
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: suddenly you just don't see her anymore.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: No, because there's neighbors that we're friends with that live
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: across the street. Hal and Sarah, very nice people. I
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: can't tell you the last time I saw them even
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: coming or going. We're on different schedules, obviously, but I
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: don't think that they're dead or have been murdered. That's true.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you go through those stretches where even a friend,
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: you see a friend on a regular, and then all
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: of a sudden you go through that stretch where it's like, man,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: when was the last time we hung out?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: It's been months.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: No, that's true.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: But the excuses that change are like, no. A lot
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: of people do think a wellness check is probably the
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: way to go.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: I have neighbors as well. I socialize with them, but
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen the wife in months. Oh, really? I
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: could be standing next to her at the grocery store
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: and not know it's her. I've forgotten what she looks like,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: but I don't think she's dead.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: So why can't you say that to the husband? You
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: see the husband and go, hey, how's Gina?
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: What's she doing?
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 7: True.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: Haven't seen her in a minute. How's she doing?
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: But Andy would be like, oh, she broke her face.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: You don't need the cops coming in to ask that question.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: I think the reason why she's why she's concerned is
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: because it sounds like one of them is the excuse
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: always changes and she isn't allowed in the house anymore.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: But like Sammy said, if I was sick, I wouldn't
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: want people in the house either.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 5: Right. And I think that a welfare check is only
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: really necessary on people who live alone. Or if there
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: was a situation where like this woman's not showing up
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: to work or somewhere daily, they'll call. I don't think
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: this is a neighbor responsibility because you could just be
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: missing them.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, somebody else suggested what if she left him and
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: he's like embarrassed about it.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 6: Or she like legit died and he doesn't want to say. Yeah.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Well, good luck to you, honey. I
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: still think just doing a quick little welfare check might
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: make you feel better. But other than that, I don't
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: think there's anything you're going to be.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 6: Able to do.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: I don't think there's any reason to escalate.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: You know, because what if she's there?
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: Everything's fine.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: You look nuts.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: And you also look more nosy. And if you really
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: do like these people now, it's like, oh, that's kind
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: of weird. Why is she up in my business?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: Talk to the other neighbors. Be like, have you seen anything?
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: Or is that going to start too much gossip? Yeah,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: no hot goss.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: That actual thing did happen across the street and one
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: house down from me. I see the husband all the
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: time and I finally saw him and I said, I
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: haven't seen your wife in ages. And he said, yeah,
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: she left me.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, there you go. It does happen.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it does happen. Okay.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: Good times.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: As we were talking about that whole, like, Plan B.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: What's the difference between Plan B and then this?
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: The abortion pill. Yeah.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: It's not called the abortion pill.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: Well, it's like Mephistophristone.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: RU486. Okay, I've heard that.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've heard that before. Mephistophristone.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: This is a weird story. This pair of twins, they're
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: in the news, born from different dads. They're twins, but
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: different dads.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: What are they, cats?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: So how can they be twins technically? Because isn't it
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: like it gets fertilized and then splits?
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I thought.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 5: No, that's only identical twins. Fraternal twins is when there
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 5: are two eggs that month inside the woman.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: Look at Sammy coming in.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: That's how you can end up with a boy twin
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: and a girl twin because they're fraternal.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're from the same dad though.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 6: Are we dealing with a woman with two youths? Because
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 6: that's happened before.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: They're now 45 years old. I'll just read through the
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: article here. But just four years ago, they had no
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: idea they had separate dads. They took a DNA test
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: with a genealogy firm, and those test results said that
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: they were definitely twins, grew together in the same womb,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: were born from the same mom. and delivered within minutes
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: of each other, but somehow they were each fathered by
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: somebody different.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 9: That's crazy.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: What a whore. Explain that, Dr. Sammy.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, so that's because she had sex with two
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 5: guys within a short period of time. And so she
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 5: had two eggs that month, as you would with fraternal twins,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 5: and sperm went into one, fertilized it. She had sex
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: with another guy, and the sperm went into the other
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 5: egg that she had that month and fertilized that one
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: as well.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: Officials say that it's never happened before in the recorded
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: history there in the UK, but it does happen in
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: extremely rare cases.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they said like 20 cases worldwide.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: It requires a string of perfect events to happen. And
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: there are nearly there are only 20 cases of this
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: that have been documented worldwide. Experts say that with the
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: rise of these, you know, the ancestry DNA stuff, that
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: it's a it's a very strong possibility that more of
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: these cases will could come to light.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: We just didn't know.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: In the next few years.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: Wow, that's crazy. That's like the worst riddle. Like, okay,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: we're twins, but we have different dogs.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: So strange.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 5: The main question is, is there like, OK, well, she
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 5: just roped someone into thinking he was the father. She
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 5: was having sex with someone else. So was she married
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 5: and cheating or was she just someone who was having
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: sex with multiple people and then picked the one she
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 5: wanted to be the father? Because they clearly never had
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: tests done.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: There's your answer, Sammy.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: I'd rather have a twin. with a separate dad than
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: have one of those twins that's, like, growing on you.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 6: Ew.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: A joint twin?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: You have, like, teeth coming out of your forehead.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: And, like, random hair popping out of your... Oh, that
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: would have been your brother's hair.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: But you absorbed him.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: We mentioned this before. It's weird to me when people
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: are identical twins and they insist on dressing the same.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: Like, we get it.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: Usually it's kids doing that, not as adults. There's, like,
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: conventions where they do that.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: You guys get it?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: Twins. Yeah. Do you?
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: Get it. And then there are identical twins who I
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: think look nothing alike. There's this one show on HGTV
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: called Unsellable Houses where these women like revamp houses in
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: the seattle area and then they put them on the
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: market i didn't even know they were sisters and they're
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: twin sisters identical twins oh i've seen that look nothing
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: i'm like yeah hold on that is weird i thought
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: they were best friends and then yeah i've seen that
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: i was talking to my sister i said wait they're
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: sisters no they're identical twin sisters.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 5: Oh lindsey that's so weird yeah i've seen them you
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 5: know what else is weird Mary-Kate and Ashley are fraternal twins.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 5: They are not identical.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: Good point.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: Mind blown. Crazy. Now, have any of you ever wished
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: you had an identical twin?
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: Yes. Of course.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: I would not want that. Me neither. I have enough issues.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: I don't want to be compared to someone who looks
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: exactly like me.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: I had a very weird jealousy growing up of anybody
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: who was an identical twin.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: I was obsessed.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: It was like a friendship.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: I can't explain it. It was fun. Like a built-in friend.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: They were like best friends with their twin brother.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: Isn't that a sibling?
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: But you're literally, you look the same age. And you're
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: the same age. You're the same grade.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: You're doing the same stuff. I think it would be
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: like a built in best friend.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: I think it'd be a weird thing where nobody could
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: tell you apart. Like, you know, so do I exist?
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: Because this person keeps calling me by the other name.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: They don't even know like who I am. Like I
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: am a separate person than this person, which is maybe
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: why they lean in the hole. Like they make it
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: just their identity.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: Well, and that's the other thing.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: It's their whole idea. When you're an identical twin, like
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: some of these people, like the ones that dress the same,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: they do all the same crap. They marry another set
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: of twins.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's so gross.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's bizarre. You know, it's like they make it
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: their entire identity.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think when you're in the rebellious stage,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: like there were twins in our high school that one
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: was like preppy cheerleader, like the whole thing, and the
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: other one was super goth and always wore black. And
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: I think that was just at least the goth chick's
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: way of separating herself. That's pretty true.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah. We had these twins. One became the head cheerleader.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: She was a good girl. The other one, mega druggie.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: Rebellious.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: Sick of having a twin.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: Well, I wonder what the conversation was like with the mom.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Like these twins.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: So, hey, Ma.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: Tell us about your past.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: Which one's my dad? Because you're a whore. Hold on.
• 1:14:45
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• 1:14:45
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• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some things are better left unsaid, and you will
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: realize that right after you say it.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I struggle with that.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: Sometimes.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that whole biting your tongue thing. It's not easy.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: In the moment. I've gotten better over the years.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: This is better.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: It's a work in progress.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: I was just thinking that.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: This is better. This is the good version.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: Progress, not perfection.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much for giving The Woody Show some
• 1:16:03
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• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: you for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: We'll catch you back here on Wednesday. Have a great day.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: SMD double M.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: I quit this bitch.