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Episode 33: Paging Dr. Patella · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The plays in Confused. Podcast is rated M from marijuana
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  Speaker 1: no miners, but your audience is only.
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  Speaker 2: My dad coached basketball, like his team went to play
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  Speaker 2: in Italy and I had never flown before. I was
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  Speaker 2: like in the plane the doors were shut and everything,
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  Speaker 2: and I started having like a panic attack, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: give me off this plane. Yeah, and my parents are
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  Speaker 2: like no, we can't, like the door is shut. And uh.
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  Speaker 2: This woman and she was sitting next to my mom,
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  Speaker 2: this complete stranger. Yeah, it was like just she handed
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  Speaker 2: my mom two pills. Was like, just give them these,
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  Speaker 2: and my mom just forced them down my throat. You
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  Speaker 2: didn't ask what are They didn't say, hey, are you
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  Speaker 2: like a nice lady?
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  Speaker 1: Wow?
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  Speaker 2: Just forced pills in her twelve year old boy's mouth.
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  Speaker 2: Like I need to see the gondola. I need to
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  Speaker 2: ride a gondola. You're not getting money? What if I
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  Speaker 2: like odd in the well?
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  Speaker 1: You know what they say? I mean, raising children in
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  Speaker 1: the fifties, there's a lot different than it is today.
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  Speaker 1: Fifty very good, sixties, very good bit, extremely good bit, seventies,
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  Speaker 1: very good bit, seventies. No, no, what year would you
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  Speaker 1: say this was? We're people smoking on this airplane? It
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  Speaker 1: was in the two thousands, so people might have been
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  Speaker 1: smoking on the airplane.
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking? When could you say?
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  Speaker 3: So?
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  Speaker 1: Here we go? Okay, So it says nineteen eighty eight
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  Speaker 1: the US band smoking on domestic flights under two hours.
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  Speaker 1: Nineteen ninety the band expanded to most domestic flights under
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  Speaker 1: six hours. And it was two thousand when they banned
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  Speaker 1: on all flights.
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  Speaker 4: I like the most. Yeah, like there is some like
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  Speaker 4: some cctivity.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what were the states or were what were the
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  Speaker 5: distances that permitted it?
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Florida, any in flight, Florida's Texas.
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  Speaker 2: If you're going Florida to text, you had to smoke.
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  Speaker 2: Arkansas you had to smoke. You had to blow the
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  Speaker 2: smoke in a baby's face. I like when you guys
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  Speaker 2: are high, because you laugh harder at my dumb stuff.
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  Speaker 5: We're happy you're here by the way with the bank.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for introducing me. Happy New Year. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: we're here, Happy New Year, And Tyler, we're glad that
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  Speaker 1: you survived that time.
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  Speaker 4: He baby, it's my grandmother. Should we talk to her?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Bring her on?
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  Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, Tyler, Hey, how are you hey?
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  Speaker 1: Are you busy tomorrow? Night.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm gonna come over tomorrow night. Now you're on
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  Speaker 4: a live podcast right now, Well, everybody's coming okay, cool?
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  Speaker 1: Good, So about five thirty or whenever you can make it.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be there. I'll be there with bells on.
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  Speaker 1: How about it? Are you you and.
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  Speaker 4: I'll extend I'll extend the invite.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, weird to say, I'll extend the invite to who
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna stay with it? Yeah, whatever you do is fine.
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  Speaker 4: You don't have to tell me. Okay, okay, ye, thank.
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  Speaker 1: You, but I will be seeing we will be seeing.
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  Speaker 4: You, right yep, I'll be there five point thirty.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm going to say, you know what, though, would
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  Speaker 1: you buy me and I'm going to pay you? Then
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  Speaker 1: buy me a case of beer?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'll get your kid to it.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'll get it. I'll get the beer.
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  Speaker 4: I I'll get the good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: We love grandmamm.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, I'll get it.
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  Speaker 4: I am.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: You won't pay me, but I'll get get it. You're
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to pay you if you If you don't
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  Speaker 2: let me pay you, the girls and I'll get it boo.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Well, then i'll let you pay me. In
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  Speaker 4: twenty twenty seven.
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  Speaker 1: Don't freak one, We'll go get it.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay, I love you. I love you too,
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  Speaker 4: then all right bye.
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  Speaker 5: Well I don't think anything was accomplished for that whole
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  Speaker 5: conversation that I did.
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  Speaker 4: That, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 1: I love that you told her that she was on
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  Speaker 1: a live podcast and either she didn't hear or didn't
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  Speaker 1: understand her.
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  Speaker 2: She can't hear anything. Oh really, okay, I can't.
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  Speaker 5: That's why you guys just talked over each other the
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  Speaker 5: entire conversation.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she can't hear a goddamn thing.
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  Speaker 1: Tyler here, we talked to his grandmother. It's new year,
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  Speaker 1: and again we want to say that we're very glad
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  Speaker 1: that you survived that little situation on the playing years
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  Speaker 1: ago when you were giving the pills. We're glad you're here. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I would say I thrived. It made me the man
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  Speaker 4: I am today.
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  Speaker 1: Your mom didn't think to say, is this tile and
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  Speaker 1: all this causes? Yeah, that came out later. That's right.
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  Speaker 1: We just we just found that out. That was just
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  Speaker 1: newly discovered.
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  Speaker 4: Joel was on fire. Yeah, I should be the stand
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  Speaker 4: up comedian.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: The first episode of the New Year, we're going guns blazing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, big guest. You guys got a big guest.
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  Speaker 1: What we're going? Guns blazing? Going and guns blazing? I
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  Speaker 1: don't like that. What they say? That sounds weird.
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  Speaker 5: It's the Refuse podcast. It's it's our first episode of
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  Speaker 5: the new year. Happy new Year. Let's start the show.
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  Speaker 5: Let's start the show. Guns a blaze doesn't sound all right?
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  Speaker 5: Does it sounds old? It does sound maybe old. I
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  Speaker 5: was trying to be ironic. You get the fucking button?
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  Speaker 5: Are you the oldest shute of the three of us?
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  Speaker 5: I know actually our audience members older than me. She
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  Speaker 5: hates that.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, Now I'll press the button. Yep, I would have
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  Speaker 1: made fun of you. No, I feel better about myself.
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  Speaker 3: They'll Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel, the
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  Speaker 3: trivia podcast where truth, fury, and THC glide. Let's spark
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  Speaker 3: your curiosity and light up some knowledge. They'll Blazed and
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  Speaker 3: Confused podcast with Becker and Joel starts now now.
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  Speaker 1: All right, first show, twenty twenty six. We hope you
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  Speaker 1: had a great holiday. I hosted my family a few
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  Speaker 1: nights ago. We had a late version of Christmas, which
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  Speaker 1: I know you hated. Well, I just you know, why
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  Speaker 1: are we not getting together on Christmas? Excuse me? We're
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  Speaker 1: busy right now. People were busy working till three o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: You work till three. You can get together with your
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  Speaker 1: family at four on Christmas. It's Christmas. Sorry, come on.
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  Speaker 1: How many people were here? A lot? I had like
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  Speaker 1: fourteen people here. So we ended up doing Christmas like
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  Speaker 1: two weeks later. It was half Christmas, half New Year's
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  Speaker 1: whatever anyway. I have actually after New Year, yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: was after New Year. Yeah. The party was on. The
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  Speaker 1: party was on Friday, the second, January second, So I had,
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  Speaker 1: like I said, like fourteen people here. My cousin and
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  Speaker 1: her boyfriend ended up staying over. They live in Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 1: They have a beautiful, perfect Golden Retriever puppy. Right. This
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  Speaker 1: thing's like, I don't know, eight months old maybe yeah, perfect,
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  Speaker 1: And I like, you know, we were joking. I said,
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  Speaker 1: I I had a few drinks in my system and
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  Speaker 1: somebody said where did you get your dog? To them?
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  Speaker 1: And I said, American. You going to the Lehigh Valley mall.
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  Speaker 1: You know why because it's brand name, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean? They got the brand and it it's perfect
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  Speaker 1: about this dog. It doesn't have to walk on the leash.
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  Speaker 1: Everything's so great, It's so nice to everybody. It's like
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  Speaker 1: Golden Retrievers really are like humans in dog form. They
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  Speaker 1: are the perfect dog.
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  Speaker 4: Did it bother you? How good the dog will like?
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  Speaker 4: It bothers you?
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  Speaker 1: No, it doesn't bother me. I just like to joke
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  Speaker 1: that the dog is perfect. Right, So it make you
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  Speaker 1: resent Lucy a little bit. It didn't make me resent Lucy.
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  Speaker 1: It just well, let me tell you the rest of
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  Speaker 1: my story. Let me tell the rest of my story.
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  Speaker 1: So I had the people here on Friday night Saturday morning,
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  Speaker 1: where all of course the two of them slept over.
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  Speaker 1: They leave at like two o'clock in the afternoon. I
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  Speaker 1: help them take out all the gifts, and they helped
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  Speaker 1: me clean up, and we take trash out. We do
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  Speaker 1: like a billion trips up and down the stairs. Finally
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  Speaker 1: I say the kodbyes kumbayasa you. Later, I come back upstairs,
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  Speaker 1: I lay down on the couch and I'm like, what.
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  Speaker 2: Is smells like shit in here?
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  Speaker 1: What is that? And I get up and I look
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  Speaker 1: and I wish that I took a picture of this
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  Speaker 1: and not to get gross here. On the first episode,
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  Speaker 1: of the podcast. But it was like a cartoon picture
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  Speaker 1: pile of steaming dog ship in the middle of my carpet.
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  Speaker 2: What if it was the guy? What it could have
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  Speaker 2: been the boyfriend? How do you know it wasn't the boyfriend.
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  Speaker 2: You're blaming the.
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  Speaker 1: Dog could eat. Aren't you supposed to be the comedian.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not that funny.
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  Speaker 4: That's a valid question.
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  Speaker 2: You're blaming. You're blaming the perfect dog.
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  Speaker 1: It was a perfect dog. A perfect dog took a big,
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  Speaker 1: big ship in the middle of my flock. So here's
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  Speaker 1: the thing. They had just left. I get up, I
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  Speaker 1: look out my window. My cousin's car is still in
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  Speaker 1: the parking lot. I'm like, oh, get your ass back
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  Speaker 1: in here. No way. Oh. I called her. I called
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  Speaker 1: her and said, yo, look at this, and then I
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  Speaker 1: just held FaceTime right up and she was like, oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, dude.
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  Speaker 5: It was like, I get it gross right steaming? Was
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  Speaker 5: it on your carpet or was it on the hardwood carpet?
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  Speaker 1: Oh carpet. So she sent the boyfriend Billy back upstairs
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  Speaker 1: to clean it up. It's a man to do it, right, Yeah. No,
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  Speaker 1: she sent him back up and we had it cleaned
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  Speaker 1: up in ten minutes. Thank god, dude. A couple of
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  Speaker 1: years a couple of years ago, I went to Ali's
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  Speaker 1: I bought an upholstery like carpet cleaner thing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, thank god, thank god I had it.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, mister Bissele Bistol sponsor this podcast. Please, mister Bissel,
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  Speaker 1: just save my carpet now. I want you to go
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  Speaker 1: walk on the carpet and see if you can find
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  Speaker 1: the spot where all right, I was joking, but okay,
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  Speaker 1: you can go. You can go. Do it. We'll put
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  Speaker 1: them on pause music. See no, he's way off. Okay, good, good,
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  Speaker 1: he's way off. You can't see it. The bistle thing
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  Speaker 1: did the trick. What a shitty situation to find yourself in.
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  Speaker 1: So you gotta watch the dogs, no pun intended, right, shitty.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta watch the dogs that perfect dog, especially going to retriever. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that was funny. Billy here, my cousin's boyfriend is like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: was your family like feeding her pieces of ham all night?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, uh uh mate, maybe why specifically ham?
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  Speaker 1: Was there just a lot of ham here? A lot
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  Speaker 1: we had a lot of ham. Ye. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: my cousin cooked up a bomb ass ham. Yeah, and Ham.
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  Speaker 1: It was great.
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  Speaker 2: Damn, I don't like him.
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  Speaker 1: The way she did it was pretty damn good. Sam.
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  Speaker 1: Do you like him? Sam? I just wanted to say that, Sam, Sam,
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  Speaker 1: I am Sam. Do you like Ham?
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  Speaker 2: Sam? Do you guys like him?
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  Speaker 1: I like him a lot. You gotta cook it the
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  Speaker 1: right way. It's got to be done the right way.
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  Speaker 1: This is salty. It was very salty, but very great.
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  Speaker 1: I like the salt. We need the salt. Would you
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  Speaker 1: have as far as sides?
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  Speaker 6: Uh?
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  Speaker 4: So, my it was like a pot. Look, everybody brought something.
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  Speaker 1: I had the alcohol in the marijuana, and everybody else brought,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the food. So my aunt, my mother aunt
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  Speaker 1: brought perogies like sau I don't think so, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Missus teasy swimming in butter and onions.
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  Speaker 2: That'll do.
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  Speaker 1: And then my other aunt brought about a kabillion casseroles.
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  Speaker 1: So we had like a corn castrole. It sounds dope.
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  Speaker 1: It was great. It was great, pretty good. We had
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  Speaker 1: a butternut squash casserole thing off that didn't try that one,
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  Speaker 1: no offense, it didn't try it. Probably a little sweeter.
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  Speaker 2: I can't sweet things in a castle, don't.
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  Speaker 1: All right? So the last castrole was a pineapple castle.
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  Speaker 1: No that oh no, the pineapple castrole. I see the
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  Speaker 1: face you're giving me. No, don't not till you try it.
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  Speaker 1: Don't not until you try it.
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  Speaker 5: That's like fruit on pizza. Not for me, aside from
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  Speaker 5: the sauce, because I know that's a vegetable. But I
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  Speaker 5: hated the pineapple and pizza til I tried it.
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  Speaker 1: Though.
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  Speaker 5: See I tried it, I'm like, all right, that's not
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  Speaker 5: as bad as I thought it was. Yeah, it doesn't
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  Speaker 5: need to happen.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't. Or I'm even I go as far
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  Speaker 2: as saying breakfast. I don't want sweets and breakfast, so like,
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  Speaker 2: no waffles ever, no pancakes. No, I'll do it. It's
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  Speaker 2: very good, but it does start your day in a
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  Speaker 2: weird way. You have a ton of sugar just right
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  Speaker 2: off the bat. Yeah, you just crash at like nine thirty.
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  Speaker 2: It was like Denny Z used to have, like the
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  Speaker 2: triple play or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: You get like pancakes or what's the other one, French toast.
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  Speaker 5: I prefer French toast, by the way.
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  Speaker 2: Over a pancake.
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  Speaker 1: I would saying you no way, you're crazy, really if
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  Speaker 1: you're given the choice between French toast, a pancake, or
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  Speaker 1: a waffle, I pick French toast any day. If you
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  Speaker 1: pick waffle Europe in jail at the well, it would
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  Speaker 1: be French prison. At the moment French toast, the order
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  Speaker 1: would be French toast, pancake.
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  Speaker 4: Then waffle. Waffle is definitely last.
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  Speaker 2: Although when I'm like on the road, I do make
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  Speaker 2: a waffle in the at the at the condon of breakfast,
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  Speaker 2: you got to make the waffle.
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  Speaker 1: See, it depends on the waffle. The little like Eggo
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  Speaker 1: frozen waffles. No, I like those. I would say yes,
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  Speaker 1: give me those. I don't want the big hacking like hotel.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to make it when we No, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta make it. Not pain of the ass. Here's fun
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  Speaker 1: to play with pain in the ass.
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  Speaker 4: It's what I don't But it was more fun to
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  Speaker 4: play with than eat.
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  Speaker 2: It's more fun to play with an eat.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like to Really, what are we talking about
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  Speaker 1: when you're in a continental I'm getting off track.
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  Speaker 2: I want to go on the record. I'm not having
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  Speaker 2: sex with the waffle maker. Any continental breakfast you're playing
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  Speaker 2: with not yet, he's not yet. No, so you turn
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  Speaker 2: it it's I got a little timer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I've used that thing at though you're still
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  Speaker 1: talking about the waffle maker.
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  Speaker 2: Listen man, until you start your day, little manual labor man,
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  Speaker 2: you will You're lost.
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  Speaker 6: They probably are too blazed and confused.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: Podcast Tyler, Dude, I got to tell you one of
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: the things that I really really like that you do.
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: You pick like some random thing and then you put
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: it on your Instagram story and you have people decide
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  Speaker 1: if said random item, if it's Republican or Democrat, liberal plub.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the thing I love that you say that. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: the closest people in my life have said they hated
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  Speaker 2: that bar it people. I love when people like Naomi
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  Speaker 2: or Sean Preston, they'd be like, I hate that liberal
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  Speaker 2: pub bit. Random people will come up to me and
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  Speaker 2: they'll be like, you got to keep doing the liber
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  Speaker 2: pub And I'll just look at it be like, yeah, really,
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  Speaker 2: I guess I will bring it back. It is my
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: favorite thing to do.
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: As we're walking up the stairs to my loft department,
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  Speaker 1: which we've talked about a few times, the stairs are.
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  Speaker 5: Terris there's more than there needs a little challenging. It's
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  Speaker 5: a little challenging to walk exercise. It's daily exercise.
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  Speaker 1: But in the back of my head, I am thinking, man,
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  Speaker 1: these stairs are so republican. God, are those stairs republican?
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: I think they are.
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  Speaker 2: I think actually an elevator would be republican. No, airs
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  Speaker 2: are for the people.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you think those stairs are liberal Republicans, don't they'd
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  Speaker 1: rather take the.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think a stair stairs for the just common man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, take the stairs. Okay, stairs, liber pub go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: I say these stairs in particular, we can't do that though.
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  Speaker 1: Well all right, so what about uh, what about an escalator?
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  Speaker 2: Escalator? Very pup? You think an escalator is republican? You're
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: a king on an escalator. You just like, bring me
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: up to my destination, no effort. Yeah, let me let me,
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: let me, let me let me see.
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  Speaker 1: See you're talking about the people that use the escalator.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about the escalator itself. Same thing with the stairs. Okay, well,
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: then now we can have a conversation. Now we're on
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  Speaker 1: the same page because the stairs, the stairs are naturally republican,
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: because that's where it all started. Then we started changing
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: ship up, you know what I mean. Then you got
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: the elevator, in there and then where.
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  Speaker 2: We all started, the amazing stairs, the most amazing stairs.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: People have no idea what we're talking about.
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: They're like, what, No, we started with the stars theres
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: there's there's a lip.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you.
• 14:50
  Speaker 5: Okay, maybe I no longer like this because I disagree
• 14:53
  Speaker 5: with it. That's a guy working to get upstairs, you
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: know what I mean? Yeah, he's not getting the fast
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: track right, got.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: A yeah, Although in that way the pubs would say
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: that's pub the hard work, the manual label.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: I also like to you're the only person I know
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: that refers to Republicans as pubs.
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: They're good, good.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: It is good, but it's a little too cool. Yeah,
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: thank you. He's cooler than we are.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Now, what are you saying? Because being a pub is cool?
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: It sounds like they're too cool, so you're kind of well.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: I just I would have watched what I say, but
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: I just had to be who you are? What do
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: you mean? Be who I am? Listen to me. I'm not.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not a quote unquote pub. However, I do enjoy
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: the name pub and I would like to be called
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: a pub if it didn't.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: You to be who you are.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: He's an elevator, Guy, God, elevator?
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: Who'd you vote for?
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: Joel? We're not doing this. You know what we are
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: going to do, though, We're gonna ask you some come
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: on anyway, wrap around. Yeah right, So give me the
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: fucking rules before I These are just regular questions, okay,
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: and I just answer them.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: And there's no like this is the first take any
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: phone calls or text message do anything like that.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Let's go.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: My grandmother might call. That's my relationship status.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: That's okay, funky, Here we go. The game begins in three.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: All right, mister tyler. What is the study of the
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: human body and its functions? What do you call that?
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: Anatomy?
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Very good? What currency is used in Spain?
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Pesos?
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Wrong?
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: No, I don't know.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Detroit style pizza is in what shape?
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: Square?
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: What color do you get when you mix white and black? Gray?
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Italians? Italians? Italians use a large quantity of what cooking oil?
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: Olive?
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Killing it? Name a country that start it's with
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: the letter j.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: Uh, country that starts with the letter J.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: I thought this would be the easiest one. I don't
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: know if I could do that. Japan. I'll give you
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: that one. Another one, oh, okay, next, guy tofu is
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: made of what food?
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: Fuck like?
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: Not food?
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Sort of? What continent is Egypt in.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: Africa?
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: Okay, well give me the last one.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: We ran out of time, but we'll askually. It's just
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: for giggles. Soybeans, soybeans, you don't give them away now,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: all right? When we got sorry, what continent is Egypt?
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Didn't we do that one? Yeah?
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Africa?
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Africa? Pinto, pinto, pinto, lima, and kidney are types of
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: what beans? If dice is rolled, what's the probability it
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: shows an even number?
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Uh no, I don't know who fifty fifty, fifty fifty.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: If a dice is rolled, the six on it very close,
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: very close, boy, I will admit like to see the
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: math on that one. I don't know why I think
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: these questions are very easy this week, except.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: For you can't even ask them.
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: Well, your heart, you couldn't pronounce pintail.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Shut up, motherfucker pinto?
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: Let me sound it out.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: A bean guy, I don't do beans. I think you're
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: a bean guy. I don't do beans. I really don't
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: liverpub beans yeah, liverpub pub live. Yeah. Yeah, all right,
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: we have to we have to put this for the
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: wrap around on pause, and you need to explain what
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: we're doing. We're pulling things out of thin air, and
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: and we're using what to determine if their quote unquote
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: lives in liberal ence of it?
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: What it speaks to you in your in your what is.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: It so a bean? What kind of person's eating beans? Probably? Although,
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: but is it about what kind of people are eating beans?
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Or is it about you?
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: It's what you feel and who's harvesting the beans? Typically
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: what a lot of things go in.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: This is where it gets.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of beans together. They're not on their own.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: They join their in a in a community, you know,
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: they share small spaces.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: That's typically a liberal thing. Anyway, Yeah, we're back. What's
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: the study of the human body? You got that one? Yes,
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: the currency used in Spain? You said, what a patio? Wait,
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: give me one more second on that. That's racist thing?
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: A little bit, a little bit? Why I think that's
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: a good guess, isn't it.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: No, it's just a different Spanish speaking countries currents.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Spain, Spanish Spanish patio.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: So you talk about who you voted for, but you'll
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: say that, all right, what is it answer the question.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: The currency used in Spain denaro, it's a euro. You're
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: row fuck off. That's a trick question.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: What do you mean Detroit style pizzas in the shape
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: of a square? What color do you get when you
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: mix white and black? You get gray? This question? Italians
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: use a large quantity of what cooking oil? I said,
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: I said, all of them. I know, I'm making fun
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: of him, Like what what I think they use? I
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: want to say something. The last time he was here,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: he was confused by the questions. I was going to
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: make him a little easier this time. God, you said
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: you said it anyway?
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Yes, Like I took a look at our guests and
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: I eated.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Hey, Tyler, what two ingredients are on a peanut butter
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: and jelly?
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: Actually it's three ingredients? Go ahead, yeah, wow, So you're wrong,
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: smart as.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: All right? Tofu's made of soap soybeans. A country that
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: starts with the letter J Japan. But what else? Jan?
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: What Jordan? Is that a country?
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: No relation to Michael Jordan. No ship.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say, that's it. That's gotta be it, right.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: I think there's a couple of other ones. There's only three.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: This is a good trivia question. Jordan, Japan. There's one more?
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Uh what what? What continent isn't it?
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Which continent is.
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: Is it?
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Liberpub I don't know say the name of the content.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know the answer either of those questions. So
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I'll just tell you. I think it's in Africa. I think,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: oh God, or maybe it's like an island.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Don't say it with a whisper. That makes it sound bad.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: I think it's It makes it worse it. No, I'm
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: just trying to cover my basis. I'm not trying to
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: in case it sounds bad, in case it sounds bad
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: like I'm an idiot, not because I'm racist.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: No you No, you're not racist. We know you're stupid.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: We don't.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Nobody's confusing that it's Jamaica.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: Did you just say that's a good one?
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: That's what? What that is wrong?
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Why you got to actually delete that?
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah? You might.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: You might have to delete that because it makes you
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: dumb and races lazed and confused.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Random thoughts? All right, so random thoughts. New Year's What
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: are your resolutions? Go ahead and enlighten me my resolutions. Yeah,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: I was kind of sending Joe, thank you. Yeah, it
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: was supposed to be. Do you sit in like write
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: out your resolutions of me right now? But I think
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: about him? Do you really? Yeah? I was thinking about
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: him today on my walk. Actually.
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: So I've been doing pretty much walks every single day,
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: like four miles almost every single day since April twenty seventh.
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: I'm down fifty three pounds. I want to continue doing that.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: And I actually have a goal to be a jogger
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: or a yogur No no, no, no, by like by spring,
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: like in may you know, just a jogger.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Doesn't that have to be?
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna do like miles and miles and miles just
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: so I can actually.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Do it around my mind. I want to be Uh.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: I've talked abou do it around the block.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: I've talked to somebody about this, a trainer, and they
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: said that walking fast is way better than job.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Oh really? Yeah? Oh dude, I crush like for if
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: you get your heart rate? Do you get your heart rate?
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: They try to like go fast like I pushed the
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: entire time when I leave my house to when I
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: get back, Well, get to like.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Zone two is the perfect place for your heart rate
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: to be. Okay, it's seventy percent of your max heart rate. Yeah,
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: so your age minus two twenty okay, two twenty minus
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: your age and seventy percent of that that's what your
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: heart rate should be. And then that's when you're burning
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: the most fat to twenty minus nine hundred and seventy.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Two divided by way.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: You're an old man. I will I'll be dead, but
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: I can't waitee.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: I just think it's funny that you know there's some
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Some people have their news resolution is I want to
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: save money. I want to exercise more, I want to run.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Yours is I want to job. I want to be
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: able to job. Dude, I'm forty one years old. What's yours?
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Do this bullshit? Come on?
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: What do you tell you're too cool?
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I just want to continue to be pessimistic
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: all year and I'll be fine.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know that much. People would make like nears,
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: but I'm pretty much the man already, so not at all.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: I don't like have to make Hey, I'm constantly thinking
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: to myself what can I do better? Right? Always?
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: And come up with anything.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: I come up with stuff all the time. Oh dude,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: how many hours of sleep do you get per night?
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Me?
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I could just start with that. I could definitely
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: sleep more.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: How many hours do you get?
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Five? Ish?
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: That's good.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: You should really get like six to eight. Isn't that
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: the standard? That's now seven? Okay, yeah, so I can
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: get By the way. My thing is, I like I
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: sleep in increments. Like I'll fall asleep on the couch
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: like at nine nine thirty at night. I'll think I'm tired,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: but I should go Like if I if I go upstairs,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: and if you like make a conscious effort to go
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: to bed that early, well then you're up at like
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: four am. So I try to wait to go to bed,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: but then I end up falling asleep on the couch.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: And then before you know it, I fall asleep on
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: the couch and wake up at like four am. Yeah,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: and then go to bed for two three hours, And
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: so I sleep in increments. It's bad.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's why I do the same. I do
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: a similar thing. But it's not good for your health.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: No, I know.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the court us all level.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm I don't really.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Know much about this ship that's a doctor these days.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: I know all these things he's bringing up today, But
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: like sleep is like the big thing. You know, what
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I haven't done in a while is sleep, like straight
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: through the night.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I've ever done that. No, No,
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: I wake up to pe a couple of times. I
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: drink a lot of water during the day, and I
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: drink water before bad.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: I just like water.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: What's the color? I hate to ask, what's the color
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: of the pay? Is it pretty clear? Oh?
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: My god, No, it's an important question. It's pretty cold,
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: it's pretty clear.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, if it resembles the butter that they put
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: on your popcorn at the movie theater, yeah, yeah, then
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: you should probably call a doctor. It's time for trivia
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: and for the first time ever, how many episodes is
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: this now? Thirty three? Okay, so we've fit the point
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: now where it's thirty three episodes, and I'm starting to
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: look at my questions thinking, I hope I didn't ask
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: this before. Yeah.
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: I listened through every now and then to our episodes,
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: and I noticed that there are some repeats that already happened. Yeah,
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: it's abound to happen. But the funny thing is is
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: that we still get them wrong.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Do you really you don't realize it?
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Pretty much? Okay, So I hope all these questions are new.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Question number one, I'll still let your pit categories because
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I'm such a nice guy. Okay, So I have famous people,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: brands and slogans, the human body or guess the year?
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: The human body? Human body? Okay. The patella is the
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: medical term for what body part? It's your elbow, your patella. Okay,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: did I ask this before? Guess not?
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: I think then you just oh no, no, I know
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: what it is. It's your kneecap, right, your kneecap. Final
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: final answer? All right, why do you know this?
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: No? No, no, it's just something that I knew. You
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: got one. Question two you're really on a roll today?
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Well I got one? Okay. Question two you can either
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: do famous people brands and slogans or guess the year.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Brands and slogans Please, bet you can't eat just one
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: was used by what snack brand as their slogan bet
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: you can't eat just one. I want to say it
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: was Pringles at one point. I think they all used it, Yeah,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: all the all the chips. But I think you're right.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I think it's what did I just says, I'm gonna
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: say Pringles, Pringles, Yeah, did I get it. Final answer, yeah,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: correct answer is laze. Oh wow, yeah, I got me
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: on that. I was very confid it is a chip.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: What's a chip? Yeah? Well, I mean I said snack brand.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: So I mean, what are your options?
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: I asked you guys, real quick, what's your favorite? What's
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: the best chip?
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: I like, all dressed, all dressed? Okay, you had.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: The original origin favorite original?
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, gotcha guy, there's a there's a one correct answer,
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: and I'm looking.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: For sour crimin Oni ruffles binding chance? What kind sour
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: crimin onion?
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: Nop?
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Just the wavy regular plane wave favorite. Yeah, the wavy
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: chip is the best chips.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: You know why?
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: It fucking holds deperately well and there's more surface area yep,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: if you on accordion the chip, it's a bigger chip. Yep.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Fact, it's a fact. I mean.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: And what company it makes this? Again?
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: There they all do? They all make a way. Yeah,
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: ruffles is the bad wavy ruffles.
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: You can definitely sponsor our podcast please.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Another very quick chip debate here the red Doritos
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: or the blue doritos or or I'll even give you
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: this a purple that period is that the chili lime
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: one or whatever it is sweet chili. Yeah, that one would.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Oh man, that's really good.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: They did good there.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with that one. I would pick that
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: one too. Yeah, it's really good.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: The barbecues aren't bad either.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. See, and that's not even like the og. But
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: between the red and the blue might have to blue
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: blue blue, depends on what what.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: People would almost say that the cool anchtrito is the
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: original rito. I think some people that I'm not saying
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: that's what I think. I do think some people say
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: that that sounds a little blasphemy. E yeah, isn't it?
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Sure? Whatever? Yeah, good word glib lilb over. Question three,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: all right, famous people or guess the year? Guess the year?
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: What year did Netflix start? Oh? As a DVD by
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: male service? Did you have the Netflix DVDs growing up?
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I did not. I didn't get it until I was
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: in my twenties. Play twenty one? What? Wait?
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Was I twenty one?
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: No?
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: You had it Netflix?
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: We all?
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: I mean, were you like no different habit? I didn't
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: have one.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Where did you? Where were you living?
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: What?
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Where did you live? Here?
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: In an apartment?
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: But then you had it? It was an option.
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yea, yeah, yeah, what I didn't have it though,
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: I didn't get it. Oh, I didn't have the movies
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: until late I saw you, like lived in an area
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: where it wasn't offer.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: No no, no, no no. I was just behind on
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: the times.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Gotcha. Yeah? Uh.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Anyway, thank you for that waste of forty seconds of
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  Speaker 1: my life that I'll never get back.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: I had to clarify what he meant.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: I forget what the question is. What were you talking about?
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: What year did Netflix start as a DVD by mail service?
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: DVD by mail? I think I think some of my
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: friends had in college. I'm gonna say, like two thousand
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: and one. I think ninety eight really that early. I'm
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: going to say two thousand and one.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: You do have your lifeline two thousand and one.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: A lot of things happened in two thousand and one,
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: could say two thousand and one, though before nine to
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: eleven or after nine eleven? Netflix?
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: Who you said ninety eight? Is that what you said?
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: You might be right.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say two thousand and one, two thousand and one.
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: Final answer, two thousand, two thousand, final answer, I didn't say.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Final answer two thousand, final answer, be nice to me
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: I'll be nice. You're wrong. What is it? The correct?
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Your is ninety seven? Wow, nineteen ninety seven. Damn. I
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: had no idea. But think about it, though they were
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: a DVD by mail service for a long time before
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: they were ever streaming. How would you have found that out?
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Would it be? Would it have been like on AOL?
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: You know, like they were seeing ad I remember that
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: they were offered, like, I don't remember seeing ads for
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: TV and I always do.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Really, they're at the supermarket. No, that's red Box, you idiot.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: No.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: Netflix did the same thing.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Did they? Yeah? Oh yeah they do. Did they know?
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: I think they did? No?
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: No, you're right? You return them there? Yeah or something
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, you're right.
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: Holy shit, I'm going now, I'm going back. I remember
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: people doing that.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Wow, I'm really reminiscing over here, aren't we? Wow?
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Back when you can smoke on a airplane?
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Way back way back? Question four twenty What all right?
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: So you've left famous people for last year? Which music
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: icon was the first solo artist to perform at the
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl halftime show? Now I have a lifeline left.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: My thought was Shania Twain. For some reason, I.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: Have no idea. Maybe Sam can hope. I can't hope.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Repeat it one more time. Which music icon was the
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: first solo artist to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say Janet Jackson, oh when she flashed
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: the Tata Tata.
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: But I'm probably wrong. Man, that's tough. I'm gonna go
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: with Tyler's guests. How to advise it again?
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: I can't remember. Was it earlier than that though, in
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: the eighties? Probably Janet jack See this is my own question,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna call you out on the stupidity when
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Janet Jackson performed at the super Bowl? Was it not
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: with Justin Timberlake when Titgate happened.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you're right. It's probably Shania I'm gonna I'm
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: gonna guess Shania Twain. That's my guess. I don't think
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: that's right. I have no idea. Yeah, ah, man, what
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: is it? Okay, it's not Janet Jackson. It's Michael Jackson.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: That's what I meant.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Rock Jackson. For some reason, I thought you said female.
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: That's why I went with a female.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: What musical What music icon was the first solo artist
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show?
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: Ben, he's got ship in his ears.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: That's my turn. Question number one.
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna make you look stupid. All right, great, don't
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: take much. How many sports are in a triathlon? And
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: what are they?
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: A triathlon is try three? Okay?
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Triathlon? So it's like running?
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: Why you laughing? What funny?
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: You're funny?
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: Your energy is funny.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: I'm glad, thanks. I think it's a good thing. Triathlon, running,
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: what running? Swimming? Swimming? Who knows? If we're sticking with
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: the topic of your news resolution, maybe jogging is one
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: of them. You never know, jogging or running. You gotta
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: pick one of those. I think running okay.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: For this portion of the triathlon, you have to jog
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: brisk pace.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say run, swimming, And there's gotta be one
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: of the things. It like lifting weights or some ship.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Oh uh, push push ups. I'm not laughing at you,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: laughing at Tyler, laughing at you?
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: What?
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: I don't care.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: What's funny? What's so funny?
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: I give you a signal. I gave you a signal,
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: and you took the signal and you tried to play
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: it off. I gave you a signal.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: You're trying to cheat by the way.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: I wasn't trying to show I was trying to help
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: my pal. Oh could I give him one signal? What
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: did you give him?
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Nobody can see it, I say, with a fucking bicycle.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Go yeah, okay, So it's biking, swimming, and running. You
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: can that's your lifeline technically no, no, no, it would
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: be my lifeline whatever. I don't care. Biking, swimming, running,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: got it okay with some help, a lot of help,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: believe me, not a lot of help, not a lot
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: of hope. Jogging right, athlone, that's a little nuts. Who
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: wants to do that? No, I think you're mentally ill
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: if you do a trap? Yeah, what part of that
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: sounds fun? Even these people that want to run that
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: don't look fun.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Do you know how much you have to swim? It's
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: like a mile I think, or two, which is a
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: long time.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: It's a long time to swim, a long time to
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: swim back and forth? Are you swimming a mile back
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: and forth?
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: Though?
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: In the ocean? Usually oh, in the ocean you like
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: go out, Oh my god, really? Oh yeah, no, I'm
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: not doing that. Then you got to go hit like
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: a marker, and then you got to turn back around.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: You know the craziest thing too. Don't these people like
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: pay to do this?
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot? What a scam? What a scam?
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: I like to be near death after a series of events.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Here's a hundred thousand dollars question too. What is the
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: study of fossils called?
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: Man, I'm sorry, buddy, I should have gave you the
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: option to pick your categories.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: It's all right, I think it's it's one of the
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: ologies in it. Study of fossils. Yeah, gill geologist comes
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: to mind. Right. What before I was helping my friend,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: you were cheating to cheating. You were cheating too. I
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: wasn't I swear on our friendship? Oh yeah, yeah, mister Patello,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: where'd you pull that one out of my kneecap? Yeah? Yeah,
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: directly from what was the question?
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Mister?
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: Does sound the doctor's name?
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: Or a teacher? What is the study of fossils called?
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: He might teach this geology? Geology?
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: Is the study doctor Patella teaches?
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: This? The study of fossils? What do you think it is?
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, maybe it's an anthropology anthropology anthropologist. Maybe it's not
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: a gist. Maybe it's not a gist. Maybe it's a hint.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: I'll give you a hint. Maybe it's an ology. It
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: is anology. It's an ology. It's know, I think it's anthropology, anthropiology,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: anthrop which one anthrope. Now I can't say anthropology final answer,
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: anthropology final I'm sorry, you got it wrong.
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: It's paleontology, paleontology. Paleontology. It's a paleodial. It's the dinosaur, right,
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: the caveman died. Yeah, but the dinosaurs and stuff. It
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: learns something new every day. What's an anthropologist?
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: That's like, yeah, like the study of humans, Yeah, the
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: human evolution and yeah.
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: And it's like a broader what's geologist?
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Then?
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: Rocks?
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Rocks and fossils, aren't that's the same ship. No, no, no, no,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: no close. It's the same ballgame, you know, the same language.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: Question three, I love hanging out with you. Just feels
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: so good about myself sometimes.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: That's a question.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: All right, pal, here we go. How many milligrams are
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: in a gram?
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: My? God, I don't I'm not well like this.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: I get ready not good with your grams.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not good with numbers.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Or ologies.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: I don't even know this. How many grams are in
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: a milligram? Now how many? How many milligrams are in
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: a gram? Oh?
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: I guess one?
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Did? We'd like to learn this? Was I supposed to
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: know this? Do people know this?
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: No?
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: No, you don't know. What do you know it?
• 39:49
  Speaker 6: No?
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Only doctor Pateling, I don't know.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Take a guess milligrams in a gram? I don't know ten?
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Ten?
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: No? Ten? No, I've known one thousand.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: This is I do have a little complaint.
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: That's too many, that's too many.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: A different metric if there needs to be a thousand
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: to be the next thing?
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, too many? All right, I think it's stupid.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Take it up with doctor.
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: Take it up with doctor Pinto stam in our geology class.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: You're gonna you might know this next one. Oh great,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: thanks welcome. But disclaimer yep, perfect question for rice is
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: mostly composed of which macro nutrient A exactly? My choices are,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: what the hell is a macro nitron nutrient? Macro macro nutrient?
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Rice is composed of micro micro nutrient, macro nutrient mike
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: macro nutrient. Yeah, rice is composed of what macro nutrient? Like?
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: What is it? You don't know? I can't even this sucks.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: I can't think I would say carbohydrate.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: This sucks. I want my money back. I can't even
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: go to my lifeline for these questions because you don't
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: know any of them. I don't know.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: I think it's a carbohydrate.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but like, how do you make rice? Then you
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: just pull carbs out of the sky, and I don't
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: know what's rice made out of them?
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know rice beans.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Well, I always kind of thought that. I always assumed
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: that rice was just like a very very small noodle.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: Well you're kind of I'm not wrong about that.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, So what's a noodle? Big rice?
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: Flour water, big rye eggs.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: There's big rice, there's little tiny noodles, and you decide
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: which one it is.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: I really don't know. I really don't know. How did
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: you say that you thought go to restaurant and be like,
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: can I get red sauce with the big rice, the big, long,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: slippery rice.
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: Hey, I know you wanted to get into gaming, and
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: if you do, I want your username to be big Rice.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: You told me that you thought that I would knew that.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: I did think that you would knew this, know this,
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: You thought that I would know this. Yeah, I would
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: go with your lifeline that you don't have.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: He doesn't know it either. Carb carbohydrates yes, okay, so
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: I should say carbohydrates, should say it? Okay, carbohydrates final answer, Yes,
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: you got it. So how do you where do you
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: buy those? At rice? No carbohydrates?
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: What does he see?
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: So? So go ahead, mister scientists. Rice is made out
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: of carbohydrates, Well, where do you buy the car nutrient?
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: That's the nutrients the macro that's the macro nutrient in it.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: So it's not it's not like the compound that it's
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: made out of. It's the thing that it offers your distance.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'd like to say that I understand, but
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: I really don't. Doctor Becker, Doctor Rothrock, doctor Botela.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: Please schedule a follow up appointment.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: It's time for So.
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: I got so much candy during the holiday, as I
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: figured I would share it with my friends here today
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: on the munchy minute. Now you get one of each color.
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: There's a Oh, there's a few different varieties and we're
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: gonna judge them. Is Tyler's being good about his figure?
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: I forgot?
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I have a very healthy guy, a lot of
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: micro and macro nutrients.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: You do you have a. You have very few carbohydrates
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: in you. You're such an asshole, both of you, guys.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: The one, the red one is milk chocolate. Was one
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: of them white?
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: That one is the peppermint. Oh, there's white chocolate assortment.
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: The blue one is a cookies and cream. That's probably
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: the one you want, Yeah, dude, Lindor man.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: The reds are good. The red is good.
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: Please have as much as you'd like, but the these
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: are very very good. Did you guys get a lot
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: of candy for the holidays?
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: People gave me so much candy, more cookies than candy,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: A lot of cookies. It's a lot of cookie action.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: I'm not much, but yeah, you've gotten quite a few mules.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: My my family makes Yule logs, which I like.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: What is a yule log?
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: It's like a chocolate thing rolled up and there's cream
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: rolled up in it somewhere.
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: That's all right, chocolate chocolate icing. You know this is
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: really good?
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: Kind of no one, then you guys are probably gonna
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: dig into these.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: I don't really eat anything yet today. What happened there?
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: I dropped them? Man, we gotta end this podcast. I
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: dropped them. Chocolate everywhere? Do you have a website where
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: people can go or like Instagram. That's what's your name
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: on this what Tyler Rothrock, The one and only.
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: This is episode thirty three. I'm Becker. That's my good
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: friend Joel Sam in the background. Thanks for joining us
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: today episode thirty three. We're doing pretty well. The first
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: episode of the New year happened to hear keep all
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: your resolutions going, lose all the weight and start jogging.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Just walk by, get right on that.
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: By Confused podcast with Becker Enjoe. Don't forget to subscribe,
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  Speaker 6: spark up and join us next time.