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Archer's Voice - by Mia Sheridan · Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily

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Hi friends. You're listening to lose the
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plot with color and Emily in this episode.
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We are reading arches voice. Bye Mia Sheridan.
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We are talking about the entire book.
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So warning there will be spoilers.
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I'm Carla. And I had never actually seen an
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eight pack but there it was right in front of me.
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What you got. Girl, I'm Emily.
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And I've never gotten hard nipples from giving someone a
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haircut before, Oh my God. That's actually something
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called. Um, I wanted to talk about, of
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course, of course a patentable split heavily nipples
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everywhere. Hey, Willie Pebble not a pebble
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nipples. Oh yeah, so I mean this book you
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said it's been on your list for a while.
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I've got like 10 saved tick-tocks on it.
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Okay. So when you picked it I was
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like, yes I found it on the tick tock and I thought oh yeah,
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whatever. And I had an idea that it was
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more of a romance romance, maybe, but I thought it's
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probably going to have Smart because someone had it on a
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spicy list and I now don't know why.
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Girl. What yet some people spicy list.
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I'm not. Not the same right?
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Because I'm like on the scale of spiciness this is like mild to
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almost in a coma. Yeah it's probably about 2 YC C
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and then it's all kind of like long and then we just had sex
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all night long, one spice out of 5.
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Once 5 out of 5 like on the hot scale on the romance.
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Scale is about a 10 romance out of 10, hmm.
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So much romance. Yeah, that's true.
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Oh my gosh. So this book starts off with the
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best tea and I was really excited.
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So past archers, talking about his childhood and it was the mum
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and the brother. And the dad the mum dad brother.
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Oh how I love triangle how Wild is it to live in a small town
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where it's one? Girl, Three Brothers.
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Was it three? It was awesome.
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Really? What?
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I thought that random guy wasn't actually a part of it?
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No the random I mean cool was that confessed his love about it
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too but he was just not there in the head I think.
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Yeah I think he wasn't actually involved in the Triangle.
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Not drink knocks, what are we up to the love Square?
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It was really a straight love line.
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And then some asshole with that said it all otherwise.
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Yes. What'd you find out why later?
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Yeah. So at the stopped though, I was
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like, this is some Jerry Springer shit.
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Give me that small town. Jerry Springer Madness.
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Yeah, I was like yes, we're like right at the trailer park.
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Oh yeah. And then it got sad later and I
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was like, always consistently sad.
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Yeah. I was like, damn.
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I thought this is going to be something totally different at
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the start but even then like the horrifying death of them all was
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very wild toilet. Yeah, yeah true.
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Yeah, it's okay. We did a spoiler thing at the
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start. So if you haven't read it
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properly, get off this podcast. Go read it.
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And come back. Give us the double view.
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Yeah, it's a double download. It's good if he died of old.
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Yeah, it's worth. Yeah, I thought that's what it
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was gonna be. Like, where the court had seen,
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you know, how it all, know, how it went right back to the
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beginning, right? I was like the 1900.
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But anyway, that was just a setup from Context, so, Ought to
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likes his uncle. Connor, his dad's an abusive
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alcoholic, who cheats on his mom.
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And then he overheard mom and Uncle Connor talking about how
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they were going to run away together and they like in love
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and stuff so he's a bit confused.
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Yeah we're introduced to the female character Brie.
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Yes. Who is the main narrator of this
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book? I would say.
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Yeah it's 98% Bree. Yeah 2% Archer.
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Yeah there's not much Archer which is good.
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I don't like how they switch every chapter because sometimes
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I don't want to be in a man's head that long.
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Yeah, it depends on the man. It depends on the man.
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Yes. Wouldn't you love to be able to
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just to every time you have a fucking mental breakdown to just
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be able to fuck off to some lake house somewhere?
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I mean it would be nice, it would be amazing.
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You kidding? Yeah.
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Leave it all behind. Yes, in Romance Books, it's all
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people do. They're like, ah, something
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traumatic happened. Let me just go to a lake house
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and I'll just magically have a job by tomorrow, a place to
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live. It's always a waitress job to
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somehow. There's always a way.
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Straw Joel. Why attending waiting for them?
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But that's actually going to Accurate in this economy.
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Personal opinion like small towns to.
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Yeah. I suppose there's a Hospitality
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shortage. I don't like either.
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Absolutely, not absolutely not. That would be my worst
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nightmare. That's it.
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Yeah. That's traumatic for everyone
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but maybe because it's a small town the locals kind of have to
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be nicer because they know each other.
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Yeah you know when it's a really small town like what they're
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explaining here. Okay everyone knows everyone.
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Yeah so you kind of have to Have a reputation so the people in
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the in the cafe and not being assholes to her, so that's kind
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of its. Yeah.
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Nice. And her little old neighbor is
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such a Vibe and yeah, I love her.
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Did you love? And she was my favorite person.
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I know the blueberry muffins which, you know, it was very
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convenient because his girl bring my food right?
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She only bring the bare minimum food.
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She's like the granny that anyone could want during a
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traumatic time in there, like I could just imagine her house
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Like this really nice Cottage with like veggie patches out the
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back and like she just Gardens all day and she wasn't overly
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nosy. No, she was just Pleasant nosy
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like she wanted to live through but not like overbearing whole
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supportive. Yeah.
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And then when Brew found out that and was going to have to
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move out because of development, I was like, oh, that's a bit sad
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and is horrible. So she let me be there for like
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a day. She had to go to the pharmacy
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and in had to even tell her where it was.
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She was Fresh brand-new yet. She went on a road trip.
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Did she drive her own car? Yeah.
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Yeah. She just drove.
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And then what do you just stop? When you felt like it, you're
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like I'm living here now. I'm she stopped because it was a
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little bit of, like, a little passage.
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And it was like the first time last time I felt happy was when
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we went on a holiday here with the.
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Yeah, they went on the holiday and then her mom found out.
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She had cancer right after that exact place.
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So that was when she was five, right?
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So she had been there went and that's why she decided that also
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spot. She's like here Is here it is
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actually rape. She wanted to feel safe, so
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maybe getting away from the city.
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Was her idea of not having like gunshot noises and car backfires
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and that sirens and fights very small town.
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You're not really going to have a lot of robberies either
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because everyone knows everyone and if a little old lady could
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live next door. Yeah.
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Surely. You're safe.
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Yeah. When she probably a bit capable
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next minute, the little lady is some serial killer that most
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people's Bible muffins. So she's at the pharmacy,
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picking up a couple of things, she's in the car park and then
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she accidentally like dropped her bag.
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Yeah. It ripped lo and behold a man is
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walking towards that will not really actually April everything
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out. Yes didn't give him a choice?
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Not hers. No I would just assume he's the
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local homeless man, left, no pain.
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He's not saying anything of why were you so intrigued?
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That's all you know, the girl loves a project.
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You could tell ya that alone. She was like 20 more about you
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mysterious sir? Yes.
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How can I give you a haircut? I'll be like, get away from me,
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like, oh, my tampons, what if I would like the super-heavy flow
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bonds, you know how sometimes, guys don't understand how
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vaginas work, and they think that you've got a massive
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collection Uh-oh, Michelle didn't really just dislocated.
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Can you get me? The vanilla flavored one and I
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actually think that the lemon lime and then so the guy just
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buys the green, oh my God, you just hope that they don't make
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sure every time they described his clothing to so he wouldn't
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look for homeless in close to schools dude.
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What is up with small town romances and the guys have
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closed at a eating because we're gonna be like the that things we
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never got over and he's like a rich father.
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I kind of like the dirtiest clothes all the time, his pants
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like disintegrating as well. What is the jeans are hard to
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disintegrate? Especially ones that are made
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for men. They're supposed to last 200
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years. Yeah, you could be wearing your
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grandpappy's jeans and they shouldn't be disintegrating free
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puppy. So, what if I want to doing the
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worst part is Disintegrating in the crotchal fight, I was just
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about to say I was like usually when your jeans are done here
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that area that goes first, so we'll see walking full deck out
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all the time. Is he wearing?
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Holy underwear? Because he's never walked close
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before. Yes!
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His tighty-whities a gray brown. He hasn't had clothing since he
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was essentially 18. So his dicks just hanging out or
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11. She was a street.
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She likes to pick up some tampons and got an eyeful of
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Thing else. Yeah, just balls dangling in
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some really loose grey, tiny Mighty, Bulls to fall, they just
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say anything. So you just get the humble no
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explanation. I do appreciate that.
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He can't fucking talk because, you know, how to say that
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outlandish thing, dude. Honestly, pretend you don't see
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a thing. He says don't see it.
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Yeah, that song like that I don't know that find some
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mittens in Winter to so that not a word Honestly though.
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Like with the injury Tate's of the world out there, we need
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more silent men who I'm on board when I heard about it I was like
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tell me something that's bad about this.
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Why don't you? He's not a bad person it's not
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likely wrong person but still are.
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Yeah but I mean the perks. Hmm silent lies don't have to
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hear them. Fucking moaning about being
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sick. If they wait does he sneeze
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haven't already? Because remember he can't
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laughing. He just passed we terrible
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people. Why are we wearing this up?
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He probably will have silent little cute.
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Nonexistent ceases then little does he snore?
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That comes through your nose, is not your voice box, but I feel
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like, okay. So he could, he could tear the
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house down every night. That would be so annoying.
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Oh my God. Like, I don't have to listen to
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you talk, but I have to listen to you snore every night.
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Oh my God. Anyway, we're going to sorry.
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Far ahead of the game here. She's only just met him.
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I don't think that's how the author, envisions, the meeting.
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Yeah, balls, hanging out like everything falls to floor.
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He's supposed to have adorably. Distressed doesn't.
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Any genes I guess when. Is that ever adorable on our
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radar? He's apparently plays Polo.
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He shoots he's probably got no shoes on.
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What is he doing in the field humming?
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He's if he's never bought jeans to fit.
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Ya, ever bought shoes, so he's not wearing the newest.
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Air Force's. It's disgusting.
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He's got that a crusty fee Dragon.
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He's got Jesus sandals. Fuck.
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The old man that sucks balls and oh, no far out.
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So anyway, she's like what? Tell me more.
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No. But the funny thing is, she's
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got her period survival kit. She's got her Advil.
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She's got her chocolate. Yeah.
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She's only got a few chocolate bars and she feels like she has
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to explain to this man. Why she has a few chocolate bars
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were down, girl were down. She's Like, oh, it's probably
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lost me eight years and like, well, are you buying it Sis?
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She takes a little nibble, a day.
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Yeah, that's so control. I do not have little little
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cockroach. Nibbles it all sir, I believe in
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hygiene and I would never wrap continuously.
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Wrap up a chocobo. Oh, she's not my money.
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No job. She's rationing for life, and so
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he gives her her stuff back, but she hasn't really understand
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what's going on here and she's like, oh, okay.
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I guess he just won't talk to me.
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She goes home. So, she gets a job at the café.
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Hmm, and she make meets a couple girls around her age and I
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believe she's in her early twenties.
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They didn't specify exactly. Well, he said he was 23.
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I he's 23 but and then they just said, she didn't finish college
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not long ago. So I'm assuming 23 to 25 at NAX.
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Probably do the girls know all the local gossip, of course,
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because it's a small town. Yep.
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And they're like, oh, I'll just totally deaf.
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Totally nude. Can't talk on here.
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That's why he didn't say anything to you.
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Yeah. And they were even surprised
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that he gave her the time of day, or whatever.
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Yeah. And they were like, it's such a
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waste, you can tell he's got a Amazing body alike.
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And it's probably because these clothes aren't fucking fit have
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disintegrated. There's only buttons left on
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that shirt. That's delisha, I do really
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appreciate that. They wasn't any terrible women
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characters. That's true.
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Besides, you know, the obvious one.
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Yeah. But I feel like it's a bit
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different when they're and all the grumpy old lady.
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Yes, rather than chatting Mean Girls.
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It really drives me insane. That there's always a caddy me.
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Yeah, it wasn't. The funny thing is, none of this
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book, but the Erasure of her best friend, because later she
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says, archers her best friend. And also what about your actual
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female best friend Natalie? Yeah, the this Natalie arisia
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has me. Sick Earth.
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Bye bitch. What if you got a new deaf-mute
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boyfriend and then you just said Carla, who I feel like, why
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don't you so circling back to an really quickly, Emily would you
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trade her for your neighbor? Is that because my neighbors
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are? So, absolutely.
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Imagine can we just pluck this lady from this story into your
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real life? That would be so great.
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You know, how he's good blueberry muffins?
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And like, tea and Pie would be over the crazy bitch screaming
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her front yard every day. Yes, of course.
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This is why books a fantasy gives us everything we want.
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Yeah, I mean, that's what I speak.
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Some girls have it. All some girls have it all.
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And in this case, it's Bree. I'm jealous of her neighbor
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Vibes, and her other neighbor. Apparently doesn't exist.
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It's so early in the book and we got the tiniest little flick
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backs of her trauma story. I could already taste the trauma
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bonding. Oh shit, even Issac wark entire
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confusable. I was so confused, my her first
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little problem. Flashback.
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Yeah. Because it started with like my
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nipples pebbled under the metal and I was like what because
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that's what that last I was sort of like, what, what it's like
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this for Maddie and I was just confused if your nipples Pebble.
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Does that mean they can just roll off?
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I'll go. Pick you up.
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Skewer takes. Ready, I'm just using this
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podcast to torment. You remember the last last week,
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but who are you guys? You gonna walk out of the studio
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every time and just be like that's why we don't see each
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other for weeks now because I've got to recover from the trauma
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the last. Oh we're talking about drawings,
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fine, we're talking about trauma that I could taste.
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The trauma, bonding online classes, so many similarities,
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some ricotta cheese, both have the most traumatic experience
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and end up finding each other. Hmm, it's almost too perfect.
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And you could already tell from the start in books like this.
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There's always the good guy and there's always he asshole.
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Oh, my God always, always always and soon enough the asshole
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presented himself in Travis. Enter the local policeman who
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happens to be arches. Cousin, you could tell by the
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way, he won't take a. No, he can't read-a room and he
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was too smooth. You knew what he wanted.
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He was true smooth, but I couldn't pick up some social
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cues and it's just weird to me. Yeah.
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Like she was visibly uncomfortable and he's like, you
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know what I mean? Yeah, you just beautiful.
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I've just slept with all the other people in this town and
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you're fresh. Literally.
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Yeah, I saw her on the audible store that they have a spin-off
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book about Travis and like I know what I'll do.
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Yeah better it's with Natalie or something hey, I'll really Nara
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interactable, I did yes yes, yes, yes!
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Yes, that's my guess because I didn't even know they had a
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spin-off book. Why do we need to spin off for
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Travis plus Travis whirring? I mean, he needs a lot of
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growth, he's a full narcissistic, I don't know.
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I love having small towns, people, casually, ask so Travis.
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Is there at the cafe chatting to chatting her up essentially?
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Yeah, first time they've ever met, you can just casually ask
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people where they live to the number of the house.
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I was really weird by the fact that everyone was giving out
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their last name. Yeah, left.
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Right. And Center.
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Like, last name. This is what?
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Well, I guess he's a cop so he can look it up.
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Well, the same social security number and he was like oh is
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that the rental by blah blah. And it's like fucking what?
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By this person. But I don't want to access to
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the back door through well, he knows that she's single day.
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I have family here and it's like essentially one of her first
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days there and then in a small town you're just willing to give
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that info. I mean, that's a rookie mistake
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on her behalf. I know she's Prime murder
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material right now. I'd be like I live in a condo
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that doesn't exist on the other side of the river.
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Ghost condo go. There.
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I live. I live in the middle of the lake
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and there's no way in and out and I am the lady in the lake.
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I'm not actually here on the ghost, I actually smashing down
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pancakes. You like my sister Aren't the
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biggest sword in the like and you've got to fight me and all
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my Ribbit role to get too careful.
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Yeah, it comes into it full circle.
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Yeah, I'll be like I just gasps let him be like no, I'm your
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cousin Bree like Noah's family. Well it's a small town, you
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lying lost. My mom is also Victoria hail.
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She had a heart. My mom is your mom with a
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sibling. That's why she doesn't like me
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because she put me up for adoption.
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Yes, that's why. She's we're actually twins say
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many different back just to avoid one day.
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Yeah, I did. You know that you're chatting up
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your sister your life. Excuse you.
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Can you not tell that we have the exact same eyes even though
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you also Brown in mind, you're like blue.
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I've noticed Is there even the same?
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Oh my God, our overbite the saying and he's like in the fact
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that they've got two nostrils, feeling sure.
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They both have two ears. You know, we shit 80% DNA with a
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banana. You can just Photoshop something
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from ancestry.com, we almost didn't make it because of crazed
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monkey. So you know what I'd be like you
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almost a me in the This we were when we really Yaris.
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That's why she got rid of me, you nearly bashed your way into
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my uterus Amy's. I'll brain is the same Anything
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that would probably fucking intrigued him.
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More sick power baby runs for president.
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Oh my God. But anyway, would you want to
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date? Travis know anyone that's too.
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Cocky is too much for me, on the flip side.
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I the fuck at this point. You'd rather learn more about
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Archer, the fucking recluse crazy man know where nobody
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knows anything about it. Yeah, that's confusing.
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I'm like, why is this dedicated? They're all like, He's a death
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music, whose violent. Yes, he's the crazy old man up
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in a hill. Yeah, with his little dogs.
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I don't understand the appeal for either of them.
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He must've just been that hot, but that scraggly she's maybe
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potential. She, maybe she was confused.
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She's like, you can't be homeless in that fit.
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I'm not sure if that works. Well, so you needed to see what
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was all underneath those disintegrating jeans.
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Yeah, she only got like a 20% look and she only got the knob.
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Just the tip and she wanted to see everything that's fucked up.
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He immediately knew he was circumcised and wanted to She
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really she was confused about the non cheesy foreskin but
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she's not trying to get with Travis that I don't think she
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found her in town later. Yeah.
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They just ran into each other. On a day, they went out to
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dinner. Oh, member and she told she
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briefed. This is after she hung out with
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archer during the day. Yes.
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All innocent and shit. I said I actually spent a day
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with our. Yeah.
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And he's like, what? Anytime Travis came up, I kinda
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like just dying down. Yeah, atrocious man.
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So let's get back to her and the Archer chasing Soju.
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Practically stalking Gianna, where he lived, what if she was
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actually, like, 45 trying to hunt down this below, its Aaron
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Taylor-Johnson Grandma already know.
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Jesus. So she's legit like figured out
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where he lived through the local people.
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Yeah, rocked up multiple times just knew that he's deaf and
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just creeped up on behind him when he was the one fucking
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axing sheer be fair. It's her dog's fault.
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Pheebs. Oh yeah, yeah.
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Because remember she just decided to run in on the
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one-time. The gate was I was like how do
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you think me and that your dog wanted you to meet him and
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disappeared into the woods around his house?
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What if he fucking swing that axe around and chopped Phoebe's
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head off? I don't know.
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It took right up until this bit for me to actually be interested
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fully in the book, but that's because it was very lovey-dovey
23:35
and like traumatic at the start. Yeah.
23:37
And it was only when he was writing shit on the notepad.
23:41
But yeah. Funny and I was like oh it could
23:43
be funny because he was able to communicate.
23:46
Yeah. And he was a bit sassy.
23:48
I would say and we found out that he's not a complete.
23:51
Crazy loon. No.
23:53
Because we didn't know yeah getting I was like Is the
23:56
Intrigue like what is going on. Yeah.
23:58
And he just works on these household a, that's why he's so
24:01
fit. You know what, he reminded me of
24:03
in this part was, you know, when on the notebook, Noah goes
24:07
unhinged and then just start working on the house because
24:10
that's all she cared about. I may work together.
24:12
This is Noah's unhinged phase. Either going to be the worst
24:15
person I have, never actually seen the notebook.
24:18
Oh, my God, shut the front door. I know I've seen all the most
24:21
random fucking movies. You could imagine that.
24:25
I'm, you wouldn't think? And I would watch, but that's
24:27
one thing I've got to watch that because I just don't like Ryan
24:30
Gosling. Yeah.
24:31
I'm not a fan either but Rachel McAdams shot, the notebook and
24:35
Mean Girls in the same year, another wonderful woman, right?
24:40
But you've got to watch it because there's that unhinged
24:42
bit where he's just building and working on the house.
24:45
I know. I'm assuming disintegrating
24:46
jeans. Yeah, you'll get what I mean
24:48
when you see it, but yeah, so he's just working on the house
24:50
toiling away. It's the only thing he has that
24:52
certain thing. He cares about is the only place
24:54
he ever had a family right now. Chopping wood.
24:57
Mmm. But there is something time she
24:58
rocked up and he was like, fucking doing stonework.
25:02
I'm like, what? What so Freedom, he doesn't have
25:06
free time. He's like one of those
25:08
Lumberjacks on Tick Tock that's making first rap star.
25:10
Yeah. Without the video.
25:12
That's it. That's how we can fund it his
25:13
whole life. Actually, he would have got that
25:16
many clicks. Hey kidding.
25:18
So she walks up there, bantering, they're talking, she
25:21
finds out that he can sign. How exhausting would it be to
25:24
have? Trauma flashbacks.
25:25
All All day every day. Oh my God.
25:27
Absolutely has them as nightmares every single night
25:30
and especially when it rains too and it's about her dad dying.
25:34
So it's very traumatic. I guess, it feels really weird
25:37
that when she stopped having them, was when she started
25:40
getting really close to my split.
25:42
So that was the first night she slept over at arches, is when
25:45
she magically stop having them. And she's like, you're the Cure.
25:48
You're the cure to my trauma. It's like no, you just a bit
25:50
dick-notized. And you're distracted, you
25:52
distracted by the penis. You've been waiting to see on
25:55
the other side. The room.
25:57
It's so awkward. She's shopping.
25:59
She's buying some groceries yabbering to the attendant who's
26:02
not listening. And then she didn't have quite
26:04
enough money if it isn't even worse.
26:06
Yes. Or you know what the most
26:08
embarrassing thing is when you have to transfer money across
26:11
from a different account? Yeah and you're like I promised
26:13
I have money it's so fucking awkward.
26:15
Like how did she the cashier know that he was going to pay
26:19
for that's what. I mean there was an old man in
26:21
the queue after. Yeah and then she just went he's
26:24
gonna pay for it. Which is to customers down.
26:27
Yeah. How was that communicated to
26:29
her? How did he know?
26:31
And it was Travis a then, or did he put his through stuff through
26:35
together? I don't know because there's a
26:37
whole last man in between, yeah, because they were like and then
26:41
I was talking to him and then everyone was staring at me in
26:43
the store. I'm like, I don't understand who
26:46
communicated to you, I know did he?
26:49
Wait, doesn't make any sense. Did he waive his card?
26:51
I think he did. I must have it.
26:54
Does my cat hates left it on the table.
26:55
What if he was just waving because it was like, hurry the
26:57
fuck up. Bitch I need to go.
26:59
I need to take a shit right now and was it?
27:02
Travis that was pain. No fuck.
27:05
It was altered, it went on. Yeah, I confuse myself and then
27:08
have it. Did he pay for the whole thing
27:10
or just a $2 cities has a lot of options.
27:13
Yeah. Also is he just wearing a same
27:17
outfit that is actually five years old and just raggedy.
27:21
How is she seeing any potential in him?
27:22
Like no offense? I don't know.
27:24
One time she showed up to his house.
27:25
And she's like, he's in Old workout pants.
27:28
Welcome hands. Don't last very long, Jim pants.
27:31
So she continues being stalky of Archer.
27:33
Like she expects thought checks that the gate is open so she can
27:37
come in pretty much any day. Yeah, you, he must be very aware
27:41
of her going past every day because he even leaves the gate
27:46
open for us. Yeah, he does that on purpose so
27:48
it's like him saying he likes that kind of thing.
27:51
Yeah. What do you even think is going
27:52
through his mind? I don't know.
27:54
And that's the only time. That I do like that.
27:56
We didn't get his perspective you know a bit more.
28:00
Yeah. Cuz I just feel like he had no
28:02
motivation to change his life and I guess that's because his
28:04
self-esteem was so low. Yeah, but why wait until someone
28:08
comes into your life and then I don't know.
28:11
I suppose he did say that he had enough insurance money to get
28:14
him by for a long time. Yeah.
28:16
And he was just doing his thing like you lived in a nice little
28:20
house. I suppose.
28:22
God this is a bit that was confusing when it happened I was
28:25
like What if Going on. So she was going over to arches
28:28
again. And then there was a trap, but
28:31
she got caught in, she was picking Blackberry.
28:34
Yep, for free. So she can write sheet.
28:37
Piles romanticizing, making food for him at this stage and I was
28:40
like, girl, why you so down bad for this guy and she was like
28:46
can't wait to do things for hitting him to cook us.
28:48
Something can't wait to fix him, can't wait.
28:50
To make sure he has a nice good meal.
28:53
You like no offense. But I mean, Should you go out of
28:56
your way to someone who you don't really know that?
28:59
Well, and that sounds bitchy, but it's kind of like she's got
29:02
a mr. Fix-It problem.
29:03
Yeah, she does. She got a Vibe and she just
29:06
stuck with the vibe straight away.
29:08
She's like a calm way to teach him how to caulk and fix him as
29:10
a person and like mother him basically.
29:12
Yeah. But then she started having
29:15
extreme trauma because she thought that she was about to be
29:18
murdered again, I did. I knew she fell backwards and
29:22
like, hit her head or something, but I didn't realize she was
29:25
Strung up. Yeah.
29:26
In a trap. Yeah.
29:27
Until after he cut it down. Yeah.
29:30
It's like fuck. Fuck, are you doing?
29:34
And then he just carried her, like, he ran with her hot all
29:36
the way home Walter his home, like the little Bigfoot,
29:39
wouldn't you run to her? I'm almost he's home if the sun
29:42
was like. Yeah.
29:43
Okay. So she was trespassing.
29:45
But yeah and then she just trauma dumped her entire life on
29:47
to Archer. Yep.
29:49
And I was like awesome. Yeah.
29:50
What a Time. What a time to do it and then
29:53
she was just sleeping art. Like he's like you can sleep on
29:56
my bed. Yeah.
29:57
And then that's where all the sexual tension was for her.
30:00
We don't know what he was even. Yeah.
30:02
Was it the next day that she was?
30:03
Like, I can just cut. I can cut your hair.
30:05
Yeah, she's back trying to fix him.
30:07
Yeah, it was because he right and shaved his face and tidies
30:12
here back. But, yes, he was like, ah,
30:14
you've got trauma. I've got four miles he was
30:16
showing off his luscious car. Trauma may go wrong.
30:19
Yeah, I don't give a fuck. I don't know, I don't have a
30:26
reason Good Will, by set that off and she was like, oh my God,
30:30
I can barely contain my pussy. Knowing he's in the Next Room
30:33
and dripping. It's give her even know what a
30:38
pussy looks like, nothing. I don't get me started, don't
30:43
get me started on how she was, like, lighting the fact that he
30:47
was a virgin. Girl, look, is this okay?
30:52
Because I feel like mentally, he's like 15 sexually.
30:55
He's like maybe even younger than that, he doesn't know.
30:59
He was giving me regressed Vibes ear because it was weird because
31:03
he was and wasn't like, he's very smart, but he was almost
31:07
groomy it. Yeah, it was.
31:10
Wasn't it because she only, because he's not socialized at
31:15
all. No, to understand.
31:18
I don't know if he understands concern.
31:20
I don't think she would do anything if he said, no, but I
31:23
don't think it's a fair. He asked her though my when we
31:27
get to it, he had asked her. If it was okay.
31:30
No, no. I mean, the other way around
31:31
like she didn't know if he understood consent.
31:34
Ah, she was just all for it, you know what I mean?
31:37
Yeah, I never asked him. Yeah.
31:39
Like you nervous. You know what I mean?
31:42
You didn't care. She didn't care.
31:44
She was in there. Yeah, yeah.
31:46
Dripping in the Next Room, just like Ping ring down sis.
31:49
I didn't know you were From this road trip to fuck virgins.
31:54
Can't imagine anything worse. Considering the first little
31:59
sexual saying, dude, that's problematic for Americans, like
32:04
the next day or something, was it?
32:06
It was not a better, so they cut their hair.
32:08
Yeah, and then he had a hard-on. She had some hard nipple action
32:14
nipple babbling. I don't know what she was turned
32:17
on the either. She was cutting his hair into a
32:19
little bowl. Cut, someone needs to put these
32:24
E on a list. Oh no.
32:25
Oh, but then she like, notice him having a barn and she like,
32:31
put her boobs in his face a little bit.
32:34
Unlike he's like, how do you like them apples?
32:37
Have you ever seen titties before clearly hasn't?
32:43
Oh, and then you you while she was cutting his hair and she was
32:48
like, I guess touching him and stuff.
32:49
She was wondering if the last person who touched him with his
32:52
mom. I must have skimmed there dude.
32:57
What is with your brain? It skims the most rewarding
33:00
parts of than I'm having to explain it to you later.
33:02
Like girl, what it's my favorite acting yourself.
33:05
It's pressed filter. Your brain has the best filter.
33:09
No. But next time I feel like it's
33:12
just like a little protection thing that my brain is.
33:15
Sometimes I don't like things like that, and I'll just think
33:18
of it will my random moments and I just cringe four hours.
33:20
So I think is the Prince Harry is going on here.
33:25
What and Elizabeth are going on here, she's like a lost person
33:31
who touched in this way, his mum.
33:33
Oh my God, it's too fucking nose.
33:37
Sniffing sniff their Ducks. I just yeah, but nothing
33:45
happened that time. Hey, no, because he got really
33:48
nervous and was like, get the fuck out of my house and they
33:50
didn't really kiss, even he was just she was thinking about
33:54
Habit. They were looking at each other
33:55
and then he was like, get out. Hoop is only time.
33:58
His voice came out. He was angry forms people.
34:01
Yeah. I imagine angrily trying to
34:02
write something. When you're in the middle of an
34:03
argument, they have a really good point.
34:05
I'd like signing, I have after signing a swear word in there,
34:10
so, you're like, trying to say something, but you also I do get
34:14
the be hectic. Like, that's just a lot of extra
34:18
work. Yeah, and so she left which is
34:21
like fine. Yeah, Travis was stalking her.
34:23
She was talking Archer. Has it was like a hilarious
34:26
Trail. It's like everyone deserves to
34:28
be with Travis know. What was no, I need no one gives
34:31
a fuck about Travis. I know, fuck Travis, he's
34:34
probably ugly. Yeah.
34:36
Yeah. At this point she probably
34:39
should have told Archer that she went on a date previously with
34:42
Travis who? Yeah, Dom pot is and I don't
34:45
know why she did this. She was so insistent on fixing
34:48
every part of her. Yes life.
34:50
Yeah, that she wanted to magically fix his family
34:53
relationships. Archer doesn't like people.
34:56
Riley was very open about the fact that he likes, no one
34:58
notices him. Yeah.
34:59
But the first thing, she does to Travis and someone else is like,
35:03
I think you'll really like, you going out there.
35:05
I know. No, you fucking wouldn't.
35:07
He doesn't even like you going out there.
35:09
He's an introvert at the least. Yeah.
35:12
What are you doing? Girl?
35:13
Yeah, she wants you to swoop in. She fucking breathed into town
35:17
and then wanted to know everything about his family and
35:20
his trauma, but she hung out him with him like three times.
35:23
Yeah. And to me, it looks like to
35:25
Traverse. I think you need to go out
35:27
there. I think you would really like
35:28
you going area and he never said that.
35:31
He never said it never. And considering that his Travis
35:34
and Victoria bully the shit out of here.
35:37
I would think they were Basque people.
35:38
Maybe an that would probably be fine.
35:40
No. Why would she go straight to
35:42
Travis and especially she went on a date with Travis.
35:46
Why is she wanting them to hang out?
35:49
Yeah, without telling after first that she went on a date
35:52
with him like yeah that's a Attention they had and you can
35:57
tell Travis was pissy about her rejecting him.
35:59
Yeah. Cause she went and rejected him.
36:01
She said through Victoria that she was dating all chuckle.
36:04
Yeah. Y-yeah when she lost her Eva
36:08
point and they weren't even dating yet our and that's
36:10
Travis's mom. Yeah.
36:12
What do you thinks gonna happen bitch?
36:14
Yeah, I was like why you stitching yourself up like this?
36:17
It was just weird. It was a weird, very light
36:20
trying to fix. I didn't like it but she Had to
36:24
come in there and Extreme Makeover his life.
36:26
When he never asked for that no just let him be just because
36:29
you've wandered into his house Uninvited.
36:32
Yeah. Why is it his responsibility to
36:34
be the perfect partner for you right now?
36:36
Yeah. Just because you're trying to
36:38
deflect from your own trauma about your dad dying.
36:40
Yeah. Like 11:00 be real.
36:41
What? It's really about bitch.
36:43
Yeah, if someone came up to me and was like, oh, I'm sending
36:47
your cousin over. I told them they could come by.
36:49
I'd be like, I'm never speaking to you again.
36:52
You, I'd be like, why are you trying to fucking doctor?
36:53
Our relationships here, it's like fuck off.
36:55
It hasn't worked for 23 years and maybe she's telling me you
36:58
the back story. Why would you try to fix
37:01
something? When, you know, that the uncle
37:03
died and then that the parents spot, there's something going on
37:06
there. And at this point, she kind of
37:08
knew that Archer was a target of the dad just dumped on her
37:12
Parts. Very dumb, she's meddling.
37:15
It's not the worse when she sent like in out there because he was
37:18
okay with that. But come on track but white
37:21
rabbits are just trying to send that many red flags.
37:23
I know and she was not happy about them either.
37:27
So right so she kind of bosses Archer to go on this boys night
37:31
with Travis. This is why that's like going
37:34
into the complete deep end. That's too much.
37:36
He's made me lunch. Yeah, he's been in a cabin in
37:39
the woods for like a million years.
37:40
Yeah, boy is not absolutely not, maybe even crossed Travis.
37:44
Come to the diner and have breakfast.
37:46
I know and then you can go home whenever you want and she
37:49
doesn't even know if Travis is into crazy drugs or anything G,
37:52
doesn't he know? Is this is he's a police
37:55
officer, I know and shit, but they go to a strip club out of
37:59
all places that she did organize that kind of thing.
38:03
Yeah. Then they have the night where
38:04
they were like dry humping each other.
38:06
Oh yeah. Oh my God.
38:08
And then he was like he just is panties.
38:12
Just these pants and then he was real smug about it because she
38:14
thought I suppose, I appreciate her.
38:16
Not making him feel bad about it, but she just her pants to
38:20
church. She did not.
38:21
First they go. So it's kind of like she can't
38:25
exactly write a license jeans lasted the Hanging On by a
38:30
thread the belt loops. Oh my God.
38:36
He was like oh wow it's not supposed to happen or something
38:38
and she's like sometimes I'm like, girl come on when you're
38:42
15 but you know that she's just loving it like which is his
38:46
pants. It's like we're in grade 5 all
38:48
over again. That was such a weird thing for
38:52
me. Oh no, not a fan.
38:53
So gross. So Bailey I've never really done
39:02
anything together, right? She has this whole idea that
39:04
there now she's ready to be telling people in public that
39:07
together. Yeah.
39:08
Which is humbling to dial. Yeah.
39:09
And then they've had, we did, they have sex like oh, they
39:13
started having sex. Haha.
39:15
Yeah. In that within the next couple
39:17
days of whatever I think it was the next day.
39:19
Hmm. He was like you need relief to
39:22
like, show me how to do it like show me.
39:23
Do what we want and then that kid nailed it.
39:25
Yeah, she's like, he's so good at everything he does straight
39:28
away. It's because you told him
39:30
exactly how you like it. Duh, duh, duh.
39:33
No repair. Their I know he's just listening
39:36
to instructions but she comes way too easy to.
39:39
They all doing book says their effort.
39:40
Their it was like two little Swirls and then she's like so.
39:47
Looks like she's kind of aqui. It was just like a few pumps and
39:50
then it was over. Yeah, yeah.
39:52
Okay. Nothing to write home about, you
39:53
know, why? He progressively gets better.
39:55
I suppose. Yeah.
39:56
And Perth there's like points by they're just having sex all the
39:59
time but it's like we just had sex or life.
40:02
That's the only thing you get. So you don't actually get a good
40:05
sexy. No, it's not really like smutty
40:08
in the details. Yeah.
40:09
Like you're not reading it like whenever the sex scenes were
40:13
coming up and like cool. Now he's just gonna be circling
40:15
and nips for another fucking 30 minutes.
40:17
Yeah like you just it was its progress so boringly I do.
40:21
Yeah it's just me. There was nothing spicy going
40:23
on. She practically decided she's in
40:25
love with him and she's told him she will stay living there in
40:29
town. Yeah and that he's practically
40:32
her life. Now this is it for me.
40:34
Do you know what? And I don't have this as a quote
40:37
that happens to be later but she sort of reflecting back and
40:40
she's thinking it's like the second I saw him.
40:43
My life started Farkle off my God.
40:47
People in their early 20s a wild.
40:50
Absolutely not go about seeing else anymore me if I did that.
40:54
No. But usually, when a guy comes
40:55
into life, that's when the problems start I saw like she
40:59
didn't have any problems anyway, because you really insecure.
41:02
They don't own time and then magically became the best
41:05
partner ever. Yeah, don't we love it when that
41:08
happens. Do you know what's funny about
41:10
this book? It's kind of like she's dating
41:11
Tarzan. Oh my God.
41:13
So you know what I mean? Stop it Asia.
41:16
And he's amazingly Hot but uncivilized least.
41:18
This one is very intelligent. And not like, yeah, dum-dum.
41:22
He has a chance, thousands, dumb dumb.
41:24
But we love. He's done time.
41:26
I was a day, Tarzan, dum, dum, dum of the better.
41:33
Are you kidding? That's totally my type.
41:39
Jake a little bit, like the dumbest of the dumb.
41:43
Pretty scale. Don't get it off the chart.
41:46
I want them to Bailey. You know, what's up and what's
41:48
doing? That's a big roomy.
41:52
At least a your rage. It's not grew me.
41:56
Feel like he was sexually immature.
41:59
You know what I mean? So I that's the bit that I found
42:01
groovy is that. Yeah I didn't know what was
42:03
what? Yeah.
42:04
Also in saying that she was a nice enough person to not use it
42:09
against him in a weird way. Yeah you won't always have that
42:13
you won't always have that like not not that she doing kind of
42:16
sexualizing but she didn't sexualize him in a like take In.
42:20
Yeah, like she was actually I think in love with him.
42:24
Hmm. It is awkwardly like he is 15
42:26
though. Yeah.
42:27
Dating him is kind of like dating someone who's just not
42:31
socially. Yeah but the thing is she said
42:34
he would. I could never picture him though
42:36
because she never explained what he looked like but he was just
42:38
stunningly. Beautiful like a model like that
42:40
exact Super Mom Dad and they were all beautiful.
42:43
They are all beautiful to hailed was just all but they never
42:46
described her email so I think it's more of an insert book.
42:49
Oh, for sure. Yeah.
42:50
Yeah, 100%. But if anyone ever comes to you
42:52
and say that, their life started the second lease or their
42:55
partner bitch-slap, the fuck out of them.
42:58
Exactly. That's the worst thing that you
43:00
could ever do to yourself, and make yourself a secondary
43:04
character in your own life. Fuck off.
43:06
Ya then we're going to No Man's ever that good.
43:10
We're going to do is bake pies for him.
43:13
That's exactly what she was doing.
43:15
You know what's funny? You mentioned his insecurities
43:17
and it comes up a lot. Yeah, you know how he's very
43:20
Insult. Lea.
43:21
He is, he is very insecure. Like I'm the man.
43:24
I should be providing, honey. You've got a house, honey.
43:27
You're chopping wood. I mean what is she doing this to
43:30
financially provide for her future?
43:32
Yeah, she's working at a fuckin Cafe.
43:35
I think you just summed it up that he could never order it.
43:39
There was nothing in there when he come back around and it was
43:41
like these people ordering drinks for her.
43:43
Yeah. All right.
43:44
But yeah but that's that's that's life skills that struggle
43:48
for a lot of people though. Exactly.
43:50
Yeah, if they've got anxiety or whatever.
43:52
Yes, I mean I can't walk or yeah impaired.
43:55
It's actual thing but I suppose if you're not used to, you're in
43:59
a small town and there's no one else.
44:01
Yeah, there's no like Support Services to yeah.
44:04
There's no support workers but he could totally get a support
44:07
worker. For example, like a social
44:09
worker to help him. Go learn how to do all that shit
44:12
and get a job he could do it. Yeah.
44:14
So but I'm just saying it's not like she was this high-powered
44:18
career woman who's like, I can only have children if my partner
44:22
makes eight million dollars a year, you know what I mean?
44:24
Do you even know what's going on tomorrow?
44:26
Yeah, and he was worried like, oh, she's gonna want kids one
44:29
day. I can't provide.
44:30
Are you kidding? I'd rather be with a guy like
44:32
him. Who knows how to live off the
44:33
land? Oh, yeah.
44:35
And some guy that work is Travis maturely and that actually likes
44:41
you. Okay.
44:42
So let's get to the strip club problem.
44:46
He agreed to go on the boys night.
44:48
Travis takes him out on the boys night /.
44:50
Purposely tries to get him drunk and pays a stripper to have sex
44:54
with him in the back rooms, while constantly saying that
44:57
breathes off having sex with other people.
44:59
I can't eat. Yeah.
45:01
She wanted to be with implying that he was having sex with
45:04
Bree. Yeah.
45:05
And saying that all women know that this is what.
45:07
When did she doesn't talk in time honestly, well exactly she
45:12
was spending every day there but he was in so insecure.
45:14
He would have believed. Anyway.
45:15
Yeah and he was like, I get so mad thinking about her with
45:17
other guys. She's like in her early 20s,
45:20
Yeah, it can't be that many guys yet, relaxed, but I think,
45:23
because everyone's, like, somehow attracted to burry, he's
45:26
like, oh yeah, yeah, that's inconvenient.
45:28
But that's just every girl. Yeah, every girl who has male
45:32
friends orbiting around her at all times.
45:34
They all in love with her. Yeah, that's pretty fucking
45:37
normal. Yeah.
45:38
So I mean but he's not used to that because he doesn't know
45:41
like social Dynamic. Yeah.
45:43
Travis pays this girl who happened to be his childhood
45:46
Crush how convenient? Hmm.
45:48
How convenient and then she Pretty much wants to whip his
45:51
dick out in her back room. He did.
45:54
It's really funny that he described their boobs.
45:57
I know, and that she had fake titties, but he didn't know they
46:00
were fake, you know, that sheltered.
46:01
He's so confused about why hers with like hard and shiny.
46:05
Yeah, Breeze. We like nice and soft but he's
46:09
like put my dick hard. So, I guess this must be, right?
46:12
And I'm like, I'm like, you're literally getting assaulted
46:14
right now. That's what I was thinking.
46:16
I was like, this is actual sexual assault.
46:19
The chick thought that's He wanted to because he wasn't able
46:22
to communicate well with her either and while he was like
46:25
rubbing who knew right? And I mean, you're in a dark,
46:27
but can hazy strip club and she's being paid to do something
46:30
and then, the Travis guy would have bought her at her up.
46:32
Yeah. And would have said, oh my God,
46:34
he's so excited to see you manipulative to so.
46:37
Yeah and all the shitty friends he was with.
46:40
Yeah, that will like all their cheating on their wives.
46:42
Yes, that's me. But and then you got all
46:45
flustered and awkward and like practically ran out of there.
46:48
Yeah. And then Travis dumped him.
46:50
It on breeds doorstep on purpose, to make him realize
46:53
what a Pre-K, because he felt so bad that she picked it up
46:57
immediately, right? And he even proved Archer
47:01
beforehand to know if he's gone all the way just to see if he
47:04
still could get it in. Yeah and I think at that, nor at
47:08
that point, they hadn't had sex. No, I know.
47:11
But he, that's what he was trying to figure out.
47:14
Yeah. Who just really gross so foul
47:17
but I think that's the I mean she knew Travis was a bad
47:21
person. Finally yeah come on girl should
47:24
have been piece out so guilty, it's so funny that he was so
47:28
drunk, he was just rolling with it.
47:29
But also he knew it was bad and he was trying not to.
47:32
Yeah, it's just weird but it's kind of like stuff like that can
47:34
happen. Especially if you don't know
47:36
what's going on and you don't know he'd say no and he's never
47:39
had alcohol before to. Yeah, he would be the easiest
47:41
person to peer pressure ever. Hmm.
47:44
So it's kind of not his fault because he didn't know how to
47:46
leave. He should have just walked and
47:48
then he said, sorry and That he was with a girl kind of thing.
47:51
And then breathe freaked out and thought they fully had sex.
47:55
Yeah. And he didn't, because he didn't
47:57
know what it meant. Yes.
47:58
He just said he was with a girl in the back room and Breeze.
48:01
Like, oh my God, he just let some random go fuck him and he
48:04
lost his virginity, which I desperately wanted for some
48:06
fucked-up reason. Yeah.
48:08
So, so, sorry. But anyway, she's like that's
48:12
the only reason why I gave a fuck about.
48:13
You know, that's why we're here. She's trying to steal his
48:17
Cherry. They didn't really resolve that
48:20
Away until later like there was a period where they went really
48:23
quite talking producer really super upset and spiraling out of
48:26
control and then her friends came to visit because they had
48:30
to, they offered to bring her back for the evidence for the
48:34
trial about her. Dad's murderer and attempted
48:36
rapist. They had a conversation, she
48:38
cleared up and he's because it was a storm and he ran over.
48:41
Yeah. And he just wanted to sit on the
48:42
porch so that she wouldn't be alone during the storm cat.
48:45
Nose is really cute. He's cute.
48:47
Like a little doggy sitting on the step outside.
48:49
Yeah. And then they Had a proper
48:50
conversation and she's like, oh, so you didn't have sex and then
48:53
they have sex. Don't they know they have sex.
48:55
Yeah. Yeah.
48:56
So she kind of forgave him I guess.
48:59
And then she was but she forgave him for a lot of things very
49:02
easily because remember, she's like, you do a striptease as me.
49:06
Yeah. Like I can't calm down honey.
49:08
Nick minute. He was fucking that chick in the
49:10
back room that he was in town for a.
49:14
Got the most out of Travis's stripper, money.
49:16
I mean, literally, every time they described a sex scene with
49:19
him, it He was ready to go straight again, right?
49:23
Yeah. So by the time, the friends come
49:25
around the kind of together together.
49:27
Yeah, because they're all in mashed and they're all over
49:29
gooey. So they're starting to get a bit
49:31
relationship. Be and then the friend Jordan,
49:34
who's a guy was the one who broke the camel's back and
49:37
that's what she fucked up in the first place because he tried to
49:40
pursue her when she was spiraling out of control with
49:42
her dad situation. Yeah, wrong timing, bro.
49:45
Always happens. That way.
49:46
They're like why? I will fix you.
49:48
I'll try and swoop in and he tried.
49:50
Kiss her while she was like crying.
49:52
What a dumb fuck just wild. It's just like, why would you do
49:57
that? If it's supposed to be your
49:59
friend, that's when you don't fucking hit on them.
50:02
He could have hit on her at any other time.
50:04
Yeah. For like 10 years to.
50:06
Yeah that's just a dumb time to do it.
50:09
Like oh wait till she's wonderful, what a pregnant, dad
50:12
dies, and it was all keys when they met up and then, aren't you
50:14
picked up on The Vibes and was like, why does everyone have to
50:17
be in love? I can.
50:18
Yeah, it's kind of funny. It was very Gressil and guess
50:21
what he tape, guess what he does, they're out of the pub,
50:26
and they're enjoying the time with her friends kind of thing,
50:28
and he was awkward though between him in the face and he
50:31
tried to take her to a back room to fucker just like he fucked.
50:33
That's triple. Don't you?
50:34
Come on. That's not what happened.
50:38
This is the color edit. It's just a color.
50:41
He took her to the back room to try and stake his claim on her.
50:44
Gave her a haake. Yeah.
50:47
But even Natalie was like, I see it.
50:49
Yeah. But it was so funny.
50:51
He tried to like, piss all over her basically.
50:53
Yeah, he's having it said punch is all over her.
50:56
Yeah, she already sorted it out with the Jordan guy anyway and
50:59
it's like, I'm picking up all the Vibes.
51:00
I'm gonna get a different route home.
51:02
Yeah, he like went and slept with some girl.
51:04
Anyway. Yeah.
51:05
And then they did something nicely bought Archer a phone so
51:08
he could text her when she was away.
51:10
Yeah. Jordan did that to and their
51:12
conversations were so cute by tag.
51:14
So like getting to know each other.
51:15
Like actually finally getting to know each other do I they were
51:19
so cute. Daw on your happy list.
51:21
What's on your sub list? Then some of their list when
51:25
weird? So yeah.
51:27
But it was so cute that they were like talking.
51:29
Yeah I don't know. Do you know she's just sitting
51:32
in the back of the card giggling away and they're just like, oh
51:35
my God, I got it. Thank God.
51:37
I don't have to deal with that with you.
51:39
The too deep now in to deepen, your relationship.
51:42
And now I just I don't even say anything, nice.
51:44
So shit like my partner all the time but he thinks it's funny.
51:48
It's like funny. Me hateful banter that we love
51:52
it. Makes sense, though!
51:53
Yeah, oh, okay. So she's been away for a couple
51:55
days and I know this is so mean. So she comes back and she finds
52:02
him practically some, he's a zombie like spinning out because
52:05
she didn't message him back because she didn't text him
52:08
back. And the reason why it's because
52:10
she's fucking dropped a fart in a McDonald's car park puddle,
52:14
how hopeless is she? But couldn't and she didn't have
52:17
his number because they just bought him a SIM card like a
52:19
random number. And so, you shouldn't text him
52:21
back and he was spinning out. Thinking she had a left is
52:24
banging a whole football team or I think what she died in a car
52:29
crash and you know, I'm sorry, he's mom died in a car crash,
52:33
intrusive thoughts, took over and he was just zombified, and
52:36
he was just like I was just gonna die here.
52:38
That's too much if someone that I'm incapable.
52:41
What was he doing? Shitting himself just sitting on
52:43
the bed or something at home, it's to be.
52:45
Come on he was backed up, but he was constipated.
52:48
But if that's the situation, Equation.
52:50
That is not someone who needs to be dating right now that needs
52:53
to be someone in therapy. Yeah, I feel like that was the
52:56
moment. He knew that he needed to fix my
52:58
cell phone. This is low point.
53:01
That was he's low Point. Yeah.
53:02
When you drop a fucking phone in a Mac his car park, you don't
53:04
think that your partner is going to go into zombie mode, to be
53:07
fair. If someone if you were on a road
53:10
trip, right? And I was talking to you
53:13
throughout the day, right? And then once you're happy list,
53:16
that she cares. What's happened was like where
53:19
are you now? Fucking conversation.
53:21
You didn't in message me back for like 12 hours.
53:25
I'd be freaking the fuck out that you died too probably.
53:28
But I'd also just check Facebook see if there was any crisis.
53:34
No Jack. What if you were in the middle
53:38
of nowhere and they went around her.
53:41
I get it. But he was a bit dramatic.
53:42
Like get proactive call the police.
53:44
Well, I can't imagine when he figures out location services.
53:49
Imagine he's going to be that boyfriend.
53:51
He's constantly on his phone tracking.
53:53
You probably out of fear and anxiety, sarcasm control freak.
54:01
So, here's the whole, yeah. That's right.
54:04
Because right after that, her neighbor n practically had a
54:08
heart attack. Yeah.
54:09
This was the lowest of his Lord. Yeah.
54:11
Because she's had some time to the heart attack and she then
54:15
had to afterwards. She went to the hospital and
54:17
everything she had. Had to come back and check that
54:20
he wasn't dying. Yet couldn't handle anything.
54:23
Apparently, she was running light to his house and then he
54:26
heard the ambulance and be like, yeah ringing.
54:27
Come on out. Yeah, I think he was a bit
54:29
shocked. He was tricking it, but I think
54:32
that they're the two times that he was trying to tell her this
54:35
is not okay, and she was like, it's okay.
54:38
We can work through and he's like, no, we can't work through
54:40
it. I need to work on something.
54:42
He wrote her a letter. Pretty much saying, I'm not
54:45
expecting you to wait for me. I can't be with you.
54:47
I'm not man enough. I have things.
54:49
I need to work out and I need to work it out on my own.
54:51
Yeah. So he explained it very well.
54:53
He needs a life experience. Yeah.
54:56
You know what? I don't know if this is going to
54:58
be controversial. Fair enough he came back in
55:01
three months. Anyway, that's not long enough
55:03
to learn. And in time lifetime of life
55:05
skills, why? I was very confused that he came
55:08
back with like a whole new personality.
55:11
He came back in a suit. Apparently he was ready for the
55:14
world, but it must have been a very long, three months for him.
55:16
He was working as a had a job, but he He could have had a job
55:19
at heart. He get need to cut her off like
55:22
that. I think he did it because I was
55:24
so embarrassed your Mash that he needed to be somewhere.
55:28
That's super codependent to Earl.
55:30
I do appreciate that. He did, leave his house keys and
55:33
he's firing, but he also made sure he had the dog somewhere.
55:37
Safe to go. She was practically living in
55:39
his house. Rent-free wait for him to come
55:41
back, which lean so fucking awkward.
55:43
Yeah. Go get a life.
55:45
He even said, I'm not going to wait for you.
55:47
She had no guarantee that Never coming back and even the girls
55:50
and the lady at work was like, are you going to go home for
55:53
summer vacation or whatever it is?
55:54
And we'll fucking call you. If he comes back, you can live
55:58
your life and she's like, no, I'm just gonna wait for him Oak.
56:02
Well, come back for years, that's what I mean.
56:05
What if he started? Dating someone?
56:07
Yep. And he came back.
56:11
This is already after she blurted out to everyone that he
56:15
was Travis's brother too but he He came back and he was like,
56:19
I'm just going to be the town ownership person which was
56:22
probably the best thing for the town anyway but but yeah how did
56:25
he just magically build confidence?
56:27
You can't even do that if you did intensive therapy for three
56:29
months. Yeah he magically rerouted all
56:33
of his - thinking about himself because he had a co-worker that
56:37
didn't shut up and had a daughter.
56:38
Cool. Hmm.
56:40
And he's like, I think the guy just needed someone to listen to
56:42
him. Like.
56:43
Yeah. And that fixed year.
56:45
Yeah. Apparently, but she immediately
56:48
left. See me in every time.
56:50
Yeah. And just have sex with him.
56:52
Yep. Because and she even goes with
56:54
there any other chicks, like, any know, there's only ever been
56:57
you, like you? You.
56:58
It's all about you. Yeah.
56:59
You know, he came back as you if he went away for long as she
57:02
probably would have started dating someone.
57:04
Yeah, because she met a guy at that party that he rocked up to.
57:07
Yeah, and it was leading towards her and the guy was like, I see
57:11
you already taken and then you like dramatically walks out.
57:14
Looking hotter than ever in front of everyone, I was like in
57:17
a new Zoo. Illegally driving everywhere.
57:21
This is just why you don't make any life decisions.
57:23
Based on a man, you're just going to wait in this man's
57:25
house. Clean, maintain everything.
57:28
Don't even get to see the puppies for three months.
57:30
Don't even go on holidays, from your job.
57:31
You just working there because you sacrificed and you decided
57:35
to live there for him. So you're just going to wait
57:36
till he comes back. So then you can get married and
57:39
start a family. Shut up.
57:40
Hmm. Ridiculous.
57:42
Ridiculous. She's a dumb bitch for doing
57:44
that. No offense.
57:45
He's a dumb character. She is so you think she's been
57:48
dumb. Is come on.
57:50
She's gone her life skills either get it together, so they
57:53
kind of a good match that way. I feel like she dated him
57:56
because he was like a connection to wear that.
58:00
Yeah, through signing. That's it.
58:02
That's it. Don't be so defensive of a man
58:04
that you barely know because she was always like, he's an amazing
58:07
man, chill Daddy. But don't you think people who
58:11
have had a really bad trauma, history and have been abused and
58:14
everything, don't always magically end up a guy that's
58:17
going to treat. You amazing nice.
58:19
Not mostly weighs nine out of ten times, probably worse and
58:23
probably have their own bad coping strategies.
58:27
You know, the demons that only men have he's probably got a
58:32
million demons diamonds, but usually if a guy's going to come
58:36
into your life and create this many problems in your changing,
58:39
a whole life around them, that's probably not going to equal a
58:41
great relationship. Apparently it does in this kind
58:45
of book does. I know I keep living in the real
58:47
world. As I need to step into the
58:48
fantasy world. Yeah.
58:49
In book about it. Okay, well, that's fine.
58:52
Basically, I think the whole idea of this book is kind of
58:56
that Trope where it's just romanticizing.
58:58
Fixing a man. Yeah.
59:01
When realistically that's he's just a traumatized person.
59:05
Yeah. And it's not going to heal your
59:07
trauma to fix somebody else. No, she hasn't done any work on
59:11
herself for her PTSD which is very apparent.
59:14
Yeah she never talks about going to a therapist or a doctor
59:17
office and magically fixes itself.
59:19
Because she had sex with a guy one time.
59:22
But dude, if I leave, that was the case in real life, women
59:25
will be lining up to sleep with this dude if he cured their PTSD
59:29
and Trauma. Yeah.
59:30
Can you imagine? I did.
59:32
That's the one thing that didn't make sense.
59:33
You were almost a wreck, you practically a rape victim.
59:37
I sex was the thing that fixed it.
59:40
Do don't get me started on the fucking The Twist at the end.
59:44
So this all built up. So we just thinking this is a
59:46
great love story, blah, blah, blah blah.
59:47
They both have this strong bonding.
59:49
Found awkwardly car-dependent and whatever happily ever off to
59:52
fuck off. Yeah.
59:53
And having children. Yeah.
59:54
But then at the fucking end out of fucking nowhere and you know
59:58
that it's weird because it was peppered in there.
1:00:00
Very lightly it was like the suspect is still technically on
1:00:03
the loose. They kind of know who idiot
1:00:05
knows coming. Yeah.
1:00:06
But he comes to the town, he tracks her down through the
1:00:10
Victoria lady whose Travis's mom.
1:00:13
Yep. He tracks her down the suspect
1:00:16
who's currently on trial for the murder and attempted.
1:00:19
Attempted rape. Yeah.
1:00:20
Rocks up to the cafe and goes to fucking shoot her in the chest,
1:00:25
I suppose. Yeah.
1:00:26
And then I'll just jumps in front of her.
1:00:28
Yeah because that solves all these problems normal if you're
1:00:31
a suspect in an attempted rape. Yeah.
1:00:35
So was he just Kamikaze trying to go out.
1:00:37
So he was a bang I decided from the family because he was on
1:00:40
drugs, right? And right about the time where
1:00:44
she accused him was when he was learning back, his father's
1:00:48
trust and every ride. But was he intending to murder
1:00:51
suicide? Probably, who knows?
1:00:53
Yeah, he lost everything again so he probably didn't care.
1:00:56
Also, in this book, they seem to throw out there like drug
1:00:59
addict. Like it was just a cure-all for
1:01:01
why he that guy's fucked up, which I thought was a bit like
1:01:05
stereotyping drug users in a way that all.
1:01:08
That's why he's fucked up. Yeah, because he's on drugs
1:01:10
again or something. I'm like, yeah.
1:01:11
That is it Money Motivated or not.
1:01:13
Like they just threw in the drug thing.
1:01:15
They like out of nowhere and I was like that doesn't mean
1:01:18
anything. Yeah.
1:01:19
But anyway, so he shocked Archer.
1:01:21
I don't fucking Nutter died. This was the most hated part.
1:01:24
I know. I don't like being the next bit
1:01:26
where they'll like we were all having a memorial service for
1:01:29
him but that's not what they mean.
1:01:31
It wasn't a memorial. Yeah and I thought he died and I
1:01:34
was kind of like I'm happy with this ending and then he's not
1:01:37
dead not which was just in a coma.
1:01:39
Yeah he's fine. Imagine getting shot twice and
1:01:42
live in twice. You can't do that with her time
1:01:44
and then he comes to and she was constantly visiting and talking
1:01:47
to him like don't leave me. They're both very Very afraid.
1:01:51
Yep, of each other getting hurt because they've had their own
1:01:54
traumas. Yeah, and yeah, I would have
1:01:57
been happier if he dies. Yeah.
1:02:00
So then the epilogue is them being just really gooey may be
1:02:05
doing married in love popping out babies.
1:02:08
Five years in three-year-old twins.
1:02:10
Why is it always five years? Anything notable about the kids?
1:02:13
I was kind of slow. I just had their dad's names and
1:02:17
they both looked exactly like Archer basically.
1:02:20
Yeah, and I guess he came to peace really quickly with the
1:02:23
fact that Connor was his real dad.
1:02:25
Like he was happy about that but yet he found that out.
1:02:27
Yeah. And there was no Redemption for
1:02:29
Victoria. She got run out of town but he
1:02:32
got run out of town by her and Son.
1:02:34
Yeah. And there was a little bit of
1:02:35
Travis loves that he's coming around and like a bit of a
1:02:39
Redemption awkward Travis. Yeah.
1:02:41
But I don't know why it sucks me.
1:02:43
So what did you think? Overall?
1:02:45
That's pretty much all. That's everything I definitely
1:02:48
like it. It wasn't.
1:02:50
There's nothing horrible in it. Yeah, just a bit.
1:02:55
Does it belong? Yeah.
1:02:57
The sex scenes were boring. You know me.
1:03:00
I want to find out this money is parts and that will help Elevate
1:03:03
the school. Yes, unfortunately want were on
1:03:06
the sex scenes. Yeah.
1:03:07
Like the plot was good but it was kind of mediocre it did.
1:03:10
Yeah. It was in the middle of the
1:03:12
line. You knew what was kind of going
1:03:13
to happen. Yeah.
1:03:15
So if you want a book that you aren't really challenged that
1:03:18
much with it's fine. Yeah it's pretty smooth.
1:03:21
The drama wasn't that bad. It wasn't really dramatic.
1:03:24
It was more nice. Yeah, but I think because I saw
1:03:29
a couple of tick-tocks about it saying it was like a ten out of
1:03:31
ten. I kind of got a bit
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underwhelmed. When I actually read it I did
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have a like a Swiss at Goodreads today and a lot of people were
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confused by why. I had so many stars?
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Okay, there you go. So what should we use as our
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rating system? How many Jews in your pants is a
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fight? How many Jews out?
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You can probably a 30. I was going to say three
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teachers and your parents out of 52.
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Yeah. Like to Two, two and a half
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three, three because it was decently.
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But I don't read hard books before.
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So it's not a, they needed more banter in them talking and them
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develop that better instead of just I have instant feelings,
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but that's me to any book. Yeah, kind of been better.
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Could have been worse. Yes, that's it.
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Still had some funny bits for us to talk about.
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I thought it would have none when I was reading it.
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I was like, fuck, We're not gonna have anything to say no.
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Like to know, we're fine serious, but whatever.
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So yeah, that's it. Thanks for joining us on, lose
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