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165: No Parts 2026 · Wine & Audacity

• 0:04
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
• 0:09
  Speaker 2: The class like late enough.
• 0:11
  Speaker 3: I guess.
• 0:14
  Speaker 2: Kind of.
• 0:15
  Speaker 4: I guess, Yeah, that's supposed to be off.
• 0:22
  Speaker 5: Up in there.
• 0:23
  Speaker 4: Bitch, I don't know what he's talking about on me
• 0:28
  Speaker 4: being there, bitchy.
• 0:33
  Speaker 5: Hey, hey, grook shore, this is who week? Where is
• 0:38
  Speaker 5: that back head?
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: Where y'all from?
• 0:43
  Speaker 5: Everything y'all did.
• 0:44
  Speaker 3: Being done?
• 0:45
  Speaker 5: Being done?
• 0:48
  Speaker 3: Y'all know, dude, you know what today's it's my homeo versary?
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: Oh what is it? You know what?
• 1:00
  Speaker 3: But I do know what today is? Oh it's no
• 1:05
  Speaker 3: Parts twenty twenty six. Oh she hate nigga.
• 1:08
  Speaker 4: Damn, I ain't need fund got. I ain't found the most.
• 1:11
  Speaker 4: I ain't even found the most, the most crazy. I
• 1:13
  Speaker 4: was laying this ship I forgot. I ain't fold you.
• 1:16
  Speaker 4: But I did see some disturbance yesterday.
• 1:21
  Speaker 3: Fucking alergae medicine. I'm not sick. I went to the
• 1:24
  Speaker 3: algie doctor two days ago. Lord, it's fucking.
• 1:27
  Speaker 5: Piling that nigga said, I'm not sick.
• 1:28
  Speaker 3: You are.
• 1:29
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:30
  Speaker 3: She she had that that scope looking in my ears
• 1:33
  Speaker 3: and my nose. She said, oh, no, you're not sick.
• 1:35
  Speaker 3: You just congested. I mean it's just you just irritated.
• 1:37
  Speaker 3: I said, no, ship, eh, Welcome to this episode of
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  Speaker 3: One Audacity the Podcast. I'm the resident homo, your host
• 1:50
  Speaker 3: Brandon's card, Hey cuted, Diane.
• 1:58
  Speaker 2: Ross had three snips and information.
• 2:03
  Speaker 3: I did that wrong, and I'm doing my two of
• 2:05
  Speaker 3: my favorite people. Bro, How y'all favor this week?
• 2:12
  Speaker 5: That was so bad.
• 2:16
  Speaker 4: I realize what we did now because now when they
• 2:19
  Speaker 4: look at it, it's gonna be it's gonna be the
• 2:20
  Speaker 4: wrong guy.
• 2:21
  Speaker 3: Damn direction of course it is.
• 2:23
  Speaker 4: Then looks like these niggas can't write?
• 2:27
  Speaker 5: Where was that?
• 2:28
  Speaker 2: The game?
• 2:28
  Speaker 3: One got around too? So, oh wait, that's me. What's new, y'all?
• 2:35
  Speaker 2: It's Jerry, My dog is being groom today.
• 2:38
  Speaker 1: I have this lovely mobile groomer if y'all looking for
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: a mobile groom of Her name is Ebie Dean on
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  Speaker 1: uh Facebook.
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: She bomb mm hmm.
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: She bomb so much patience because I've been and walked
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: out she got. I gave a calm and to so
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: she's a little calmer than usual than usual, but she's
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: still like, lady, get off me.
• 2:59
  Speaker 3: That's me. When I get waxed, Nigga is pride month.
• 3:05
  Speaker 3: I mean, I gotta make sure the is gucca.
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  Speaker 2: I've only been waxed once.
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  Speaker 3: I've never been waking before. That was a lie.
• 3:11
  Speaker 2: I've only been waxed once and I almost kicked the lady, like, y'all.
• 3:15
  Speaker 3: You're gonna get all this natural? I mean, I'm not
• 3:20
  Speaker 3: here anyway, so I can't ain't much the man skip.
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, chat, I wouldn't got this thing wax. I made
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: my cousin hold my hand. I said, I'm pretty sure
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: she's a snap snatch one of my lips off with
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: I'm almost certain of it.
• 3:39
  Speaker 3: That happy Pride month, niggas this June?
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: And what else is in gym? What maybe grand dream.
• 3:50
  Speaker 3: Calvin going to caroc oh?
• 3:52
  Speaker 5: I thought, I thought she's feeling to go full conceited.
• 3:55
  Speaker 3: I have not wait till next week.
• 3:58
  Speaker 2: Is national a month? My birthday is the whole.
• 4:03
  Speaker 3: Month, nigga. We got two episodes. You really want to
• 4:06
  Speaker 3: in your birthday?
• 4:07
  Speaker 2: You really want to leave my birthday, that's the whole month.
• 4:09
  Speaker 5: You want to leave with that. But you're talking to
• 4:12
  Speaker 5: me or her? You want to go with that?
• 4:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're talking to you.
• 4:15
  Speaker 2: Tread lightly, bitch? You want to go tread likely, bitch?
• 4:23
  Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
• 4:24
  Speaker 2: My earring always disc bobylated.
• 4:26
  Speaker 5: You feel to be one of them? You finna be
• 4:28
  Speaker 5: one of them.
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  Speaker 1: My birthday the whole month, we gonna celebrate every day,
• 4:32
  Speaker 1: My birthday tomorrow, my birthday, you tell you my birthday tomorrow?
• 4:37
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm my birthday.
• 4:39
  Speaker 4: Tomorrow, nigga saying like bitch, We know, we know we
• 4:42
  Speaker 4: was down. So for the last eight years, we was there.
• 4:46
  Speaker 3: For those of y'all who are new to the wand
• 4:49
  Speaker 3: to pod universe. You know, the jokes, laughs, the combination
• 4:54
  Speaker 3: car battery and walking pad and snap back wig and
• 4:58
  Speaker 3: all the stuff that we putting in the shot.
• 5:00
  Speaker 5: Snap back wig show that that ship, that ship might
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  Speaker 5: actually sell.
• 5:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, all we gotta do is gluesome tracks into
• 5:07
  Speaker 3: a cap I mean I.
• 5:08
  Speaker 4: Mean, and we can also do fit it.
• 5:12
  Speaker 2: You know, they got the ones.
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: And then they got the ones with the heads just
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: glued around and you gotta rap until you pull it off,
• 5:23
  Speaker 1: and you got the Cleo breed.
• 5:25
  Speaker 2: So yeah, y'all who have invented that was smart.
• 5:31
  Speaker 3: Welcome to the third annual episode No Parts.
• 5:38
  Speaker 4: And for y'all, for all y'all, you know, for y'all
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  Speaker 4: people that don't you know, be like whyle y'all came
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  Speaker 4: up with that because.
• 5:42
  Speaker 5: It's strapped on spell backwards.
• 5:44
  Speaker 3: You got to go back to the season two when
• 5:46
  Speaker 3: we get the first No Parts. We laughed so hard
• 5:49
  Speaker 3: in that episode. It's an annual tradition now it always
• 5:53
  Speaker 3: kicks off Pride Month, it does. So welcome to the
• 5:56
  Speaker 3: third edition. I think I don't have the old schedule stuffing,
• 6:00
  Speaker 3: but yeah, the third dish. It's the third dish.
• 6:04
  Speaker 2: I don't think we did one of the first season.
• 6:05
  Speaker 3: No, we didn't. We didn't because it started in twenty
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  Speaker 3: twenty two. Three, So welcome. This will be the fourth
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  Speaker 3: ship four starting twenty four. Yeah, you're right, So welcome
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  Speaker 3: to the third edition of No Parts. Because No Parts
• 6:21
  Speaker 3: is strapping and spelled backwards. Blame that nigga for that.
• 6:29
  Speaker 3: He did hit a home run run every now and again.
• 6:33
  Speaker 3: That was a homework run, bro, you did.
• 6:36
  Speaker 2: That now and again.
• 6:38
  Speaker 1: His brain processes before the words come out of his mouth.
• 6:43
  Speaker 3: I think I remember me and sewing to just sitting.
• 6:45
  Speaker 5: Here like, yeah, y'all spot that ship, and it's like, so.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, welcome to No Parts twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 2: You right, every now and again.
• 6:53
  Speaker 3: So in No Parts twenty twenty six, me being the
• 6:57
  Speaker 3: resident home over the podcast, hated it. I don't hate
• 7:02
  Speaker 3: it them.
• 7:03
  Speaker 5: It's raining a man.
• 7:06
  Speaker 3: Well, it was raining me in two weeks ago when
• 7:07
  Speaker 3: I'm off for prior weekend in d C, the niggas
• 7:11
  Speaker 3: was out.
• 7:12
  Speaker 2: They had a hoochi daddy shorts. Hmmm, including him.
• 7:17
  Speaker 4: He said, like like it left, it left, it left.
• 7:22
  Speaker 2: More to the imagination sun.
• 7:26
  Speaker 3: Sky's out. I always say, but you know one thing
• 7:30
  Speaker 3: I'm noticing, you know, to evince a so fucking expensive.
• 7:40
  Speaker 2: I like that.
• 7:41
  Speaker 3: So last year we fucked up because we chose to
• 7:43
  Speaker 3: go to number nine. First, before we went to number nine,
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  Speaker 3: Thirst and then he's a homeown establishments in d C.
• 7:49
  Speaker 3: In case you weren't familiar, context is important here, but
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  Speaker 3: so you know d C has, you know, a couple
• 7:55
  Speaker 3: of couple of establishers where the modes congregate, and you
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  Speaker 3: know it's number nine. You know they tend to be white,
• 8:02
  Speaker 3: but you know it's starting to get a little brown
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  Speaker 3: in there the past couple of years. And then Thirst
• 8:08
  Speaker 3: is DC's first black owned gay spot. So we went
• 8:14
  Speaker 3: in there waiting that long ass line off front, and
• 8:18
  Speaker 3: you know, we had a little had a blast last
• 8:20
  Speaker 3: year and then after that we'd be like, yo, let's
• 8:22
  Speaker 3: go to the bullpen. So by the time we got
• 8:24
  Speaker 3: to the bullpen, it was an hour and a half
• 8:27
  Speaker 3: weight in line to get into the fucking bable. We
• 8:30
  Speaker 3: talked like seven six seven blocks away. We the weight
• 8:36
  Speaker 3: was an hour and a half to get into the
• 8:37
  Speaker 3: bullpen in line. Some of my friends went me and
• 8:40
  Speaker 3: Sean was like, fuck that. You want some food? Yes?
• 8:43
  Speaker 3: So we ended out night a matchbox yep around other friend.
• 8:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, walking up?
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  Speaker 5: What is baby? You don't hurt done?
• 8:54
  Speaker 3: Black homos. You're about thirty years too late for that.
• 8:57
  Speaker 2: Brother.
• 8:58
  Speaker 3: We all listen to that at our functions. You know,
• 9:09
  Speaker 3: these are slurs.
• 9:11
  Speaker 2: Just show meeting up.
• 9:14
  Speaker 3: So she does. So this year a drink man after
• 9:21
  Speaker 3: we left our now usual lunch spot. I'm not gonna
• 9:24
  Speaker 3: say where because we go there next year. I might
• 9:26
  Speaker 3: see us there. We went to the bullpen early because
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  Speaker 3: you know, I wasn't waiting in an hour and half
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  Speaker 3: long line. And after we left the bullpen after being
• 9:34
  Speaker 3: there a couple of hours, we didn't did the balls
• 9:37
  Speaker 3: circuit Thursday and then number nine.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it was fun.
• 9:43
  Speaker 3: You know, I actually took off the day after Memorial
• 9:45
  Speaker 3: Day before once. Usually I just go back to work Tuesday,
• 9:48
  Speaker 3: but I took the day off after the Memorial Day
• 9:50
  Speaker 3: because I needed that.
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: I had, you know, my aunt do Day and I'm
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  Speaker 2: the president.
• 9:56
  Speaker 3: I was there too, so you know, so I need
• 9:58
  Speaker 3: this compressed m hm.
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: And then and then I was off the Wednesday too
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: because the boys fare well.
• 10:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Calvin going to count. So I'm not trying to
• 10:11
  Speaker 3: take off too much leap as I got vacation, my
• 10:13
  Speaker 3: summer vacation, come off for a whole weekend. I can't
• 10:15
  Speaker 3: fucking wait, say, when you off?
• 10:20
  Speaker 4: Is this my birthday, birthday of my best birthday? Mark?
• 10:25
  Speaker 5: Heary?
• 10:25
  Speaker 4: When you off for k sometime sometime, and it's it
• 10:30
  Speaker 4: gonna be like the end of July, beginning August, oh,
• 10:33
  Speaker 4: end of July. Yeah, yeah, maybe we could get some
• 10:37
  Speaker 4: recording done during the week when all of us are off,
• 10:40
  Speaker 4: so that way we can have a free weekend.
• 10:42
  Speaker 3: We'll talk behind the scene, look editors know y'all need
• 10:45
  Speaker 3: to work about that. So so back to the conversation
• 10:49
  Speaker 3: about no parts. Prid weekend was fun. The events are
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: always fucking expensive, but the good thing is you save
• 10:55
  Speaker 3: money buy tickets in advance, which I did do this
• 10:57
  Speaker 3: year because my god fucking forty see that I was
• 11:00
  Speaker 3: getting every fucking a minute.
• 11:03
  Speaker 5: At the end of the day of niggas is always.
• 11:05
  Speaker 3: They was taxing. I think last year. Last year we
• 11:08
  Speaker 3: didn't go to Bollen they were charging one hundred dollars
• 11:10
  Speaker 3: at the door to skip the line to get in.
• 11:12
  Speaker 3: And I was like, bitch, fuck you have something with
• 11:15
  Speaker 3: that nigga.
• 11:17
  Speaker 4: You know the crazy ship when we we took we
• 11:20
  Speaker 4: took Muffin too to the to her first.
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: Proper riad Baltimore Pride.
• 11:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and the.
• 11:26
  Speaker 4: Crazy part, Like I told her, I was like I
• 11:27
  Speaker 4: told her. I was like, listen, were about to go
• 11:30
  Speaker 4: out here. You're about to see some ship. Okay, this
• 11:35
  Speaker 4: is gonna be You might. You might see titties and
• 11:37
  Speaker 4: balls out this motherfucker. Al Right, listen, you might, you might.
• 11:40
  Speaker 4: Don't you take nothing from nobody selling nothing out of
• 11:43
  Speaker 4: the cooler. Don't take nothing out out no cooler and
• 11:49
  Speaker 4: somebody hanging your cup. Don't you take that sh if
• 11:51
  Speaker 4: you didn't buy the bottle when the bottle was selled,
• 11:53
  Speaker 4: don't you take ship?
• 11:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I don't. I don't. I don't drink from punches
• 11:56
  Speaker 3: punch bowls.
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: Because you know, thank you, because you know the tend
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: to make my drink.
• 12:02
  Speaker 4: You know the motherfucker sitting there they were selling jello
• 12:04
  Speaker 4: when they be handing out yellow shots and right, and
• 12:08
  Speaker 4: so I was like.
• 12:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: Next thing, you know, I'm running down the street swinging
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: my damn head around my head like a helicopter.
• 12:15
  Speaker 3: Well, a few years ago, one of my friends went
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: to a went to a party. I don't know. I
• 12:19
  Speaker 3: didn't go to the party with them, but one of
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: my friends went and he was responsible for making the
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: punch and he mixed the tincture into the punch. Didn't
• 12:27
  Speaker 3: tell nobody it was a tincture in the punch. I said, nigga,
• 12:29
  Speaker 3: what is that.
• 12:32
  Speaker 5: We it was?
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: It was liquid liquid. He mixed it and didn't tell nobody.
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: Said never, you.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: Can't do that because everybody can't have Yeah, you know,
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: you try to figure out why your drug test came upon,
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: if it worked.
• 12:47
  Speaker 4: No, not even not even just a drug test. You know,
• 12:49
  Speaker 4: like some people bodies can't handle that ship that fast,
• 12:54
  Speaker 4: and you know, when you ingested, it hits the bloodstream.
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: That's what he claimed. I wasn't at the house when
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: he made it. I was like, you know what, you
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: got it? I'm no, thank you. I was like, are
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: you going to tell you what you put something in
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: the He was like that.
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: Nigga, you're looking real welch just right now, my boy,
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: I don't like that.
• 13:12
  Speaker 5: I'm good good, yeah, No, that's m h. I don't
• 13:15
  Speaker 5: like like.
• 13:16
  Speaker 4: I'll never like, I will never make no nothing for
• 13:18
  Speaker 4: y'all and don't tell y'all like if I if I
• 13:20
  Speaker 4: put something in it, but like, hey, look what else?
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: Look also us, we know you're not trying to by
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: holes and nothing like that.
• 13:27
  Speaker 4: But what I'm saying I said you no, no, no, no, no,
• 13:30
  Speaker 4: what I'm saying is then now when you say ship
• 13:32
  Speaker 4: like that, yeah yeah, yeah, you'se a welch sass mother.
• 13:34
  Speaker 5: Well ookay, you a whole goddamn grape vine.
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: Like that.
• 13:42
  Speaker 5: Not not particularly his name is gonna be Mother's Vinga.
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: But now you're gonna feel some bumps. That's called the prostate.
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: It's my.
• 14:04
  Speaker 4: Bro, you're mixing some ship, but you make some ship
• 14:10
  Speaker 4: over your on tell nobody. Yeah.
• 14:14
  Speaker 5: One thing.
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  Speaker 3: Also, it's the fact I realized that I'm getting older,
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: Like you know, I'm still I'm not a spring chicken.
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: I'm a I'm a mid range chicken, you know, not
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: mid rain I'm still young enough to be tender, but
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: not old enough to be you know, taking our back
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: and put out the pasture.
• 14:30
  Speaker 5: So you know, another word, another words he's saying, he
• 14:35
  Speaker 5: he he ain't ready to go to that slaughter house
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: just yet.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: I am too young. So my friend Josh came, Hey, Josh, though,
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: we had a conversation when he came to town, I
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: think at that at the end of April. So we
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: went out, had a little nice little Sunday fund. They
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: haven't had that in a while, and we were talking
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: about going out to different places. You know, our days
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: are going to places like Netli's, which is a sports bar,
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: are long. Oh well, my days. I haven't been to
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: Nelly since that girl got dragged down the steps back
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: in twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen. No, no, the security there
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: was a whole thing. They had like a boycot going
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: in it up until like COVID came and pandemic. That's
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: where all blacks are going back there again. So I
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: haven't been to Nelly.
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: Since I can't go to knowledge on the side.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: Where can you go somewhere else? I haven't been in
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: Nelly since then. But no judgment if you if you
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: choose to go back, that's when that's your personal choice.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: They got the tussling last time we was in there,
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: but apparently so.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: One of my co workers told me that there was
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: another fight that happened in Nelly's a late March and
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: they was outside. They was scrapping. I was like, see
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: younger like.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: That shire like our first, our first and last time
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: going to mate Nigga girld.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: Club mate that was like club millennials from Baltimore on
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: late late gen X. Well no jee shal Probably I
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: wasn't going because it was all college students. Well, we
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: was going club made down on Hanover Street. Oh, when
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: I was in college, I never went to Yes you did?
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: I did, Yes you you're bringing?
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah we got key off the house. She was
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: still going to stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: We were in the v We was in the vi
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  Speaker 4: P section with the meat with the sweetish with them
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: sweetish meat balls.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: I don't remember, I do because I had on some
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: glasses and the couple like a like a dumb ass
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: and my cufflings. That's hold on.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: We was fly off. We was what you heard, nigga,
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: you heard.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: That's that's that was a change clothes era when everybody
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: was wearing button and was.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Dressing like we was going to fucking job interview.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well that was that was the time you had
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: to dress up like that to get in the clothes.
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: Button down.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: He had a button down, like little, nice little dress, James,
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: no sneakers.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: Change clothes and go.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: That Nigga tried to catch and like, what the fuck
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: is going on here? Bro?
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: AnyWho?
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: Rest piece of car made was twenty years at this point, But.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: I don't remember that.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: It was a long time ago. I don't think if
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: you were pregnant, we didn't know yet. So but to
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: circle back to my initial point, I don't know was
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: locked down might have been. I don't think you were
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: there show I remember you were there. But AnyWho, back
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: to what I was saying, good, I've aged out of
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: going to Nellie's. So you know, I'm I'm one of
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: the modes that's almost forty pushing forty and thirty thirty.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Nine thirty ordering everybody out there.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: Dan, Yeah, I'm thirty nine, so you know I'm too
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: old to be going to Nelli's. But I'm too young
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: to go to the fireplace during the daytime. No, hell no,
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: maybe sixty plus and then during the daytime, I'm strong
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: ass strings, I'm too young for that. You know, your
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: man not here, that's mister Ruf, thank you so much.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: But all the pri all the events are like, you know,
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: I'm seeing some discourse online about you know, prior weekend
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: in DC and while asking why events are so expensive,
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: and some venues of double and triple book the same time.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: So some promoters I haven't a scrambled to find alternate locations,
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: and yeah, it's it's a lot, you know. Usually for
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: probably can I only go out on Sundays because Saturday
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: is like it's just fucking everything everywhere all at once.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: That was a good movie, by the way. But this
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: year I said, you know what, let me try to
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: go to this cookout. It's guy named Dre. He throws
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: a big cookout that's actually turned into a block party
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: on Saturday. And then so I went to the gret
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: to pay sixty dollars to getting the fucking ned. And
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: then Sunday is the usual Sunday Funday Pride weekend.
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: So okay, I like, I like a good cookout, black party.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Now, you know, the gaze is out, you know, people
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: is looking, you know, it's good to do some people
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: watching mm hmm, I like to watch, so did I
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: tell y'all and I'm gonall, I'm gonna take this part
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: off the show so y'all will see it. But this
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: is for my days, I think of it anyway, Hey,
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: y'all be back. Had to have quick aside that y'all
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: need y'all couldn't hear.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: So yeah, I'll be like, I'll be like that shit
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: like kind of like you added that ship.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: You will be funny because it'd be like every bad And.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: They were like, they were like, what the was that like?
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Or it's funny when they when I bring it back
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: in on the reaction and y'all are just cackling, and
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: but they don't know why y'all cackling.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: All the contacts out he might look y'all might y'all
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• 19:41
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• 19:43
  Speaker 3: because when Nick listened to watch the episodes. He'll text
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: me as he's watching it, and I'll give him like back,
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: like that is wrong with y'all the commentary and like
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: backstories and stuff that we cut out so Nick knows
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: what was happening.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Hey Nick, First of all, First of all.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Everybody else, Hey man, she upstairs eating the red hot chips.
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: Niggas, it'll be like, you'll be like, what is wrong
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: with y'all? Y'all?
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Okay, nigga speaking the chips? Quick aside? You know Hers
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: has a new flavor sour cream and French onion.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just something I tried.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Bagmans finally had in the sack and I got some. Boy,
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: there was some. Now I was, now I'm a fan
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: that because I was. I was, you know, I was like,
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: let me trust while my dinners getting was in the microwave.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: I was, oh yeah, oh this worked, this worked real well.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Shout out to Hers, all right.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: So Hers someone that made them more barbecue rib chips
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: show the mother was as good as all bitch boy.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: Hers got the chellar In sour cream, which I love
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Hers has. I think Hers salt and vinegar is better
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: than the US.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Really. Yeah, I don't like anyway, I used to tear
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: some salt vinega chips.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Up the cattle, cook boy, the way the way that
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: that vinegar go up your it's oh oh, I love
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: salt and vinega chips, but.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Ts your nose and uots.
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: So here in in the Baltimore area, we got our
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: local chip brands. You know, we got Freedom Lads ship
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: that's national, but our local chip brands it's hers.
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: And Utts, Hey, y'all. And when I saw.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: That bet Watt chips, I know, Wis is big. Like
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: in around New York we have Wisse chips. Would you
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: all go to like corner stores and find them.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: But because my mother did love some fucking dipsy doodles.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: My gun gypsy doodles, I ain't heard that in a
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: long time.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: I love dipsy doodles. Good Lord, shout out to Wise Chips,
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: But no Uts and hers is you know from southern Pennsylvania.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: It's your chip brands.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: So when I say it, when I saying, the motherfuckers
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: in Georgia always.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Like, yeah, yeah, they're trying to expand.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: I appreciate this so much. What's so special about bitch?
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: Fucking listen, don't don't don't don't question it until you
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: actually until you actually taste it, Okay.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: From her soul cream and onion ships in that green
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: that like green and dark green bag by the barbecue
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: ons red hats my favorite Carolina barber. Cute personally, but
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: you know, but sometimes you know you're getting old when
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: you just prefer playing chip with like salt. But it
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: gotta be ridges, ridges or kettle cook.
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, something like. I mean, I know they just playing chips,
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: but you know it's something about them ridges or kettle
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: cook that just like just take the salt to a
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: different level.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: That's when a certain somebody makes the buffalo chicken dip.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: Mm hmm. Yeah, we'll be making that mm hmm. Yeah.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: And I wonder.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Who she be, this lady with the with the freeze
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: dropp on tail.
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: But it's a little more she put in the right way.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: With the rod that's at more us.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: It's a little boys, she's got a little sprints in it.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I made myself like a wellness shot up there because
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I haven't having congestion, you know, with the seasons, and
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: I kept having coughing fits at night, so shut up.
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: So coughing fits.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: I went and made me a little wellness shot that man,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: it couldn't fit.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: Bitch you was doing that?
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: No, oh, you would have told me that was the case.
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: She had a call for fitts, but it didn't chick.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: So shot bitch. Y'all don't take ship seriously.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, we don't take ship.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: I have it.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: It's been a while.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Ginger tunerate, what else, roll honey, ginger tumbriic cinnamon.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: I like it, Cayenne pepper and lemon juice.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: If you have lemon juice, but I am a limon
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: juice and a little bit of black pepper. They activate
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: your tub.
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: What you want?
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: What?
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: It's a wellness shot that especially honey. Honey suits your
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: throat so it helps you with your coughing. Because nothing
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: else seemed.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: To be working.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: And I kept my like I will fall asleep and
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I will wake up coughing because I don't know cigarettes.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I'm sure they contributed.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Bro oh god.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Scy moving too much scary movie to spell.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: He was doing too much, doing too much that was
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: not content. Sorry, So I put this, I put too
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: much cinnamon in it, and I want to try to
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: take it back like a shot because that's what you're
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: supposed to do. I was like, I was like, yeah,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: they probably wasn't a good idea, But so I had
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I saw my lifel I bet you did my question.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: I had had a little water toward to thin it out.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: I was able to jump.
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: Who the fuck came up with that? God damn challenge?
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Challenge change much free time on their hair?
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: Pretty much like, Yo, you swallow it?
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: You can.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: I bet you can't swallow the whole spoonful of cinnamon.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: You can't because it's not water soluble. It's gonna stay
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: like a clump.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Yep. Because if you notice when you put it in stuff,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: it don't dissolve.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: The motherfucker said right down on the top.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Yep, do not dissolve, Like even when you go make
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: you to French toes and add the sentiment to it,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: and when you mix, it's gonna flow right back.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: To the top.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: I don't make friend shows, so I wanted to know that.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: But so before we get into our question. In the
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: Show and No Parts twenty twenty six, the Straits asked
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: the resident Home of Questions anything they want to know
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: about Homo ship.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: I don't think I need you.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Could ask me what you want, I'll I'll explain to
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: you in great detail. So yeah, butcha want no.
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: I don't know, bro, I ain't got it. Yes, I'm
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: al pad. So my son told me that.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: That that could be an explosive situation if you my
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: son's ship running everywhere.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Wow, my kid told me that.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: There they didn't added a new uh name or uh
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: category and the l g B, t q R S
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: tu V community. But I forgot what he said it was.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I gotta wait for him to come back down stairs.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: He popped down here eventually, I can't remember what it
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: was called.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: I say, so funny a ship. This motherfucker said, he
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: is the first transgender stud.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: That's the thing.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: A transgender stud, that's the thing.
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: That's the thing.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: Yo.
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: This motherfuckers.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: The person the person reacts to this said, nigga, just
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: a nigga with titty shut up?
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: So what exactly is that? So is that like he
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: was a male female?
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: And then they they yeah.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: What was the point?
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: See even though even see even the resident home old kind.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: Of Hey, y'all, I got a questions here, don't want
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: to know that city the podcast, there is a trans
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: person trans person present, so I can't answer questions for
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: or on or about the trans community and what they
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: choose to do. I'm just regularly. I'm still ginger, not
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: a regular home.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: I never heard that before.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: I mean, I have titties, but these are natural and
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: I can lose these with workouts. But you know, I
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: getting nothing to put in, you know, so get same look,
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: same sir, bullshit, I got it, not even or you
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: shut up, stop poking your belly button. Yes, his belly
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: button is actually up there. That's actually right, head, bitch.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: But it's not supposed to its not supposed to be
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: so long tour, so fuck y'all.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: No, nigga, he had heard him he was baby, and
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: they had that. They had to reconstruct the belly button
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: and they didn't stay in place, so it's it's where
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: they put it.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: He didn't passed that ship onto my baby. That is
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: not what the funk happened.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: Oh I just made that up. I thought that's what
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: why I was up there.
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: Okay, anyway, No, thanks for telling, Thanks for telling the world.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: I'm deformed like I used it the words you did.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, they can listen to yours talking.
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: No, you mal Noorish.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Bitch, I would say I'm referring to thing from that bitch.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Let's say stuff.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: We are just fifteen cents the day you can he
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: could buy her tail.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: No you didn't.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: You all.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: I'm about to smack the dog ship out of here.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Don't come from my phony, bitch, not her, not for day.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: God damn, it will come from my phony bitch, since
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: the day we'll get a moisturized.
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: You don't gotta put it in the microwave.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: If I got hair, bitch, your headlines is non existent.
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: It's still right here, bullshit, it's still right there.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the first part of it. Oh t he bitch.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: So I went out the park today and mm hmmm,
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: I didn't think nothing.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: And is wearing that ship. She left me alone. I
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: was over here minding my business. Her fine, says the
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: man called the freeze. D damn it. Oh yeah, I
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: forgot that.
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: You said you put it in the microwave.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Did I say that?
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: I don't think I said that to all my girls
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: in the car man's God damn, but Jordan had damn
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: rowdy ponytail before that. You then wrote it up, put
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: that bitch in the microwave, the whole house, and my.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Like burnt hair. Them cals never fail?
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: Did that?
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: Did you really put it away? Then you?
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: My cousin used to do it all the time.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: I think he's something that that the one on that
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: you tacked to your head to day.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Not this one.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: No, this one came like this, Oh nigga, I didn't
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: do this about to say God, and.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Every day leaves back in the day like the more.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: You know, they didn't they didn't sell these back in
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: the day.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: We had to do.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: We had to do with with some rods, some hard
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: ass purple and yellow and green rods, and and and
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: the pack of yacky and and some moves in the microwave.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Pump it up and some pump it up, and then
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: you took it out.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: And you separated the curve and they shook up, and
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: you wrapped it around and you had your curly pony,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: and them curls lasted for a long goddamn time.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: There was some good microwave girls now your house. I
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: like burnt half.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: And if you.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Need to heat up my pocket.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: After you put the ponytail.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Pocket and some move.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: And some pop up and then you took it out,
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: you separated the current and what some bobby pins.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm making content yo.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: Yo, you know you know, you know the power we
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: had as kids, Yo, the fuck with the girls that
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: that we knew did that ship. I ain't do that yo,
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: nor my No. My threat used to be like, yo,
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: check me out. You watch who the fuck you're talking to.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: I was snatched up one Bobby pan out here. Fuck
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: all this ship up.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: So no questions for the humm.
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, ain't nothing.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: I forgot to tell my child to tell me what
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: what what he called it?
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah it was something tulips. I forgot call them mag
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: I can't remember tulips.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: That's not a lessbie. You know. The men don't deal
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: with lips, well not not not down there.
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: The branding they said cheeks, he said cheeks and nothing
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: back then hand, No lips. It just it's just a
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: burn hole that'll be winking at you so little. Well
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: actually it looked like pucket kissy lips. Here you go.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: See this moody hole. Yeah, they always looking like looking
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: like they're going about to whistle.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: That's not always brown. Lord, some people get the booty
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: hole bleach. I mean, I'm just saying I I don't
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: even don't have no questions. Let's get into question of
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: the week. Welcome to the question of the segment of
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: the show. And on the question of the rek segment
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: of the show, I scowled it into webs read my
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: TikTok fi p page because way they held us what
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: I look, I find videos, save it in our group chat,
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: and then bring it up to read for y'all. On
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: no parts.
• 33:54
  Speaker 7: Boo show, thank.
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: You, Actually for no pause.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: It should probably be like I'm like a flopping like
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: a flopping strap on.
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: He said it like a boy and get an a.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: He said, bounce in the bell.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: So I'm bored. Tell me about your worst crash out
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: over man, I'm not talking about sending paragraphs, but the
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: most unhinged mentally unwell leveled crash out tracked his location
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: to a woman's house. Hubert over politely to used my
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: car key he gave me and sat in his car
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: and read a book until he came out. His face
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: when he saw me in the back seat was hashtag priceless.
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: First of all, m h m hmmm, I know that ship.
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: I know that ship was on a car.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: You know I'm sitting there. You can Hey, did you
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: have fun?
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: Fun?
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Ready to go home?
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: When you are the surprise, surprise. I hope it was
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: worth it.
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: H m hmmm.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't drive, couldn't drive. I wouldn't do something while
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: I was sitting here.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: God, first of all, you got bsiness going, it's gonna
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: smash it out you while you're driving.
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: You know, she don't about her life all yours.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Well rating, that's dibiical as hell. That's a lot of patience.
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: Well who.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: She said, lay across the back seat, That's what I'm saying.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: It was like, Yo, you you waited, waited you was
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: in that back First of all, noun that. How do
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: you not know that it was somebody in your back seat?
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Dummy?
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Some people don't look, especially at night, cause lot fuck that.
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: I gotta listen.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Blondie, my interior like to come on when I when
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: I hit my unlocked.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: Thing, because because how are you getting there? How you
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: getting there? He didn't even know.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: That you might have if she was under the blanketing
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: it was dark. Just sat up like, hey, nigga, do
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: you have niggas lie together? They may He gave a
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: car key.
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: So yo, how you not know?
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Some people?
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: She was not?
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Damn what she tell you.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: I was going, I'm going out with sea.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: And now if if he he left out and she
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: tracked his location, but I mean she that's out after
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: he did say that's what, nigga the location my son
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: got android, I got his location.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Unless you take the head. If you hear this straight,
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: don't think about it. Then next one the nigga the location.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: This summer they come back.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: I'm bored. Tell me about your worst crash out over man,
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: I am. I talking about sending paragraphs, but the most
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: unhinged man till um well level crash out context. His dad,
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: who was divorced from his mom, lives in another state.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: At the time we were dating, they had a bit
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: of a tumultuous relationship, so we never met. They became
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: close again post us breaking up story. A little time
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: after the breakup, I heard through a mutual friend that
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: his dad was getting divorced from his second wife. I
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: had the brilliant idea that I was going to create
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: a right place, right time situation. I booked an airbnb
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: around the corner from his dad's house, flew there and
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: planting myself in the perfect situation to meet his dad.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Gambled that he wouldn't recognize me for photos. He did
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: not realize who I was. Luckily ending up hitting it
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: off with his dad and did not spend any nights
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: at air at the aforementioned Airbnb, called my ex on
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: the last day to say, remember when I said, I'm
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: at the age in life where I could date you
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: or your dad, So act right and set the selfie
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: from his father's bed.
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: My kinder Patty a little bitch. I'm a fucking.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Mom me right right, cab.
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: I'm a fucking moms bitch.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Checkmate, bitch. Mm hmm, come on, come on, come on, Wayne,
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: let's let's let's just have around. Two.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: Mister Nighood, you popped your pillow. Damn that'd be mister that,
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: that would be mister three.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: He got a honey pack.
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: Rating he mixed up with the see boy, look Joe
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: giving an all day dick boy chim Damn hitting the
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: light like a rock.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: You shouldn't know mat her around speed your side.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: Next one, I'm bored. Tell me about your worst crash
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: out over a man. I'm not talking sending paragraphs, but
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: the most unhinged, mentally unwell leveled crash out.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: I announced his and his mistress's pregnancy on Facebook for them.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: Actually no, no, no, id ain't dang. That's diabolical. I
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: mean he can be brown sugar vibes.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: Though. Congratulations to Kevin and Kelsey on their impending new baby.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: So great and we celebrating.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Yes, I'm playing the baby shower. Wait, Kevin as in
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: your fiance. Yeah, girl, I mean it's mistress having a baby.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: I'm playing the baby shower.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: Ain't that nice?
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: It is so nice.
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: I'm all here doing guys work.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: Now he ain't because he he he know his ad
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: his broken.
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: Ass can't afford it. So I'm gonna foot the bill.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Rating.
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: That's diabolical. I take it back.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: That is diabolical as fuck, because now you're taking you're
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: taking mad as.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: You can't play with everybody. Something ramp too tight. Next one,
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: I'm bored. Tell me about your worst crash out over man,
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: I'm not talking about sending paragraphs. The hinge mentally unbolt
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: level crash out. He cheated. After divorce, he decides to remarry,
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: posing as her I cancel their honeymoon and most of
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: their wedding stuff. Throughout their first year, I was randomly
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: caught off their utilities.
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: I likes off of the yo.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: My name is Sarah Martin and my husband. I know,
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: we just moved in like so much ago. We're moving again.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Can you cut off our utilities on the twin Thank
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: you so much. You know we're moving out of the
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: service area, so no.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Home from working. This too late for them to get
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: them cut back on to the next day. You don't
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: have to three out of the way house. But if
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: you pay your bill at three o'clock, trying to get
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: your services to store at three o'clock, they said, David
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: saw them to the next day.
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: M Brady, That's that's diabolical.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: That's my kind of girl. You know what I'm saying.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: I'm cutting your lights off just because just because I
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: fucking can.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: That's dead. That's funny.
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: Nah, if you really want to get that botical, baby,
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: you go you go hit that go hit that meter
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: and turn that ship off.
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: Turn that shot off your fucking self. Unfortunately did like,
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: I don't know what you talking about.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: We didn't come thron anything off.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: Ship that's the one, yo, that was That was the
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: one that was the one.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: G ship G think I saw my father dude like
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: them BG cut his long cut his ship off.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: You he broke he broke into the little to the
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: little utility room and turned ship back on baby like
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: I ain't e liket you want an electrician for nothing?
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: It's like, nah, fuck y'all. I got this be good rating? Yeah,
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: I get it like a nine cause she you know
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: I found it quite hilarious.
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah it's no, it's funny. It's funny as fuck.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: But like I said, if you want to if you
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: want to take your step further to cut that bitch
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: of myself.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: Well I'm bored. Tell me about your worst crash out
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: over man. I'm not talking sending paragraphs, but the most
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: unhinged mentally and well leveled crme show. He blocked me
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: except from his Spotify count When he was riding around
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: with his side piece that he cheated on me with.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: I would switch the music to cheating songs. I dug
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: my key in to the side of his pretty little
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: suit full wheel drum, called my name.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Into his lettercy.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: I took a little Aville slugger to boat lads, scratched
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: the Holy all four times, maybe time everything.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Cheese.
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: Oh that Maranda show, and ship boy, I mean, what's
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: her name?
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Run Lambert?
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, running Lambert.
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: Ship This ain't my mama, This ain't my mama's broken heart.
• 42:56
  Speaker 8: Next, it's like, tell me, why would you do this
• 42:59
  Speaker 8: to me? After we made plans our family and you
• 43:05
  Speaker 8: swear you with bad month time? Wow, you were out
• 43:10
  Speaker 8: running him wild?
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Oh but your friends spending all my ears and.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: I heard you screaming.
• 43:18
  Speaker 8: Ooh, I'm with him? How thinks time? Nothing to let
• 43:22
  Speaker 8: you know? You can go roun the door. You're nothing
• 43:27
  Speaker 8: but a liar, a cheetah, a deceiver.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: All break and I won't since you're bad in my life.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: So I'm taking the house stuff, call their kids and
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: a doll.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: I want it all.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: O that's that idea? Yeah, so I wanted them.
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: I thought it was profile. No wait, and I think
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: the song is called liar.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: That's episode for the next one. Man, I'm bored. Tell
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: me about your worst crash out over man, I'm not
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: talking sending paragraphs with the most unhinged manally on well
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: leveled crash out. I made him quit his job, and
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: then I took that promotion at the same company.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Who I'm like, you're right, this was a good job. Hey,
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: how that was a good y'all?
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: See you staff meaning starts a fifteen minutes. I meet
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: you in there. No, no, I to start the job today.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: That was that was a good man, a good job.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: Well, make sure you have your deliverables. C intent.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: Yo, that dude, now that's diabolical, Like, Yo, we broke
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: up and now you're my boss, bitch.
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: Nope, I had to quit.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Oh no.
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: He made an ugly cry like hell yah, like ain't
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: no fucking but ain't.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: No sliding down the wall like he's in an R
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: and B music video.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: This girl did to me. Ain't no fucking way cut
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: me from a real good look.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: We break up now, I know, we break up and
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: you now you my bus now know thodays.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: That Aaron listen, it's not you, but I need for
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: you to improve.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: So we're putting you on a performance improvement plan because
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: you know you're just lacking so many areas.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: But you know they know I can't bas no, I
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: can't work Sunday. It's like, yeah, we're gonna we're gonna
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: give you Sunday. We're gonna give you third shift on Sundays, so.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: You're working from twelve pm to twelve am with a
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: four hour break and then you'll be back from four
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: to four. You know, we can't break you.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: You always say that you work so much over time
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: because you were building a life for us, you know,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: so I granted your wish.
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: I fucked that. I was like, you know, that's why.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: That's like me telling my old girl.
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: I tell them my homeger. I'm gonna kick the shit
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: out over because she talking handy CASPs.
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: But I'm like, I'm gonna make it quit.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: You quit that. Jump on to the next one. The
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: week late that she popped up like, hey, let's started
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: today here for you of you no get rid of me?
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: How are you?
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: I won't be ignored, Dan, I won't be ignored d
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: in fatal traction, Oh Glenn clothes. Next one, I'm bored,
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: tell me about your worst crash out over man. I'm
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: not talking sitting paragraphs, but the most unhinged mentally on
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: well level crash out. I signed him up for the army,
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: you bitch.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: That's what kind of car you know? I like it.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: I like it every you want me to die, bitch, Like,
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: clearly you need something to do with yourself.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: Next one, us out, I'm bored. Tell me about your
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: worst crash out over man. I'm not talking about sending paragraphs,
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: but the most unhinged mentally on well level crash out.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: I bought fifteen pounds of glitter and use a funnel
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: to load every respect into each vent seat, belting on
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: the ceiling shades. This man told me one time in
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: the beginning of our dating that he had a phobia
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: of glitter.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: Helped me.
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: I would love to be a fly on the wall.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: And he's when he started his.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: Nigga nigga that I was like, he got leparsy bro
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: like rolling over, get it off me, saw me, get
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: it off me rating and then you can't get let.
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: It out, nigga.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: That's my kind of carry, you know, I like it.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: Next one and they're gonna be taking down bath some months.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: Next one he will finding glitter all in his ass,
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: all in this ship, just everything. Every game, My boy,
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: tell me about your worst crash out over man, I'm
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: not talking sending paragraphs, but the most unhingedmenttally and well
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: level of crash out. Went on a roach up to
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: Vegas together. I left him there and drove home by myself,
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: straining him dead ship. I mean, that's kind of team
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: compeate the rest of this day.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right right on the greyhound. That's what all you
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: gotta do is play a couple of games. Play a
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: couple of games.
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: He can he can win a bus to take it
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: back like he beg Jordan dance contest like Carlton, and will.
• 48:18
  Speaker 9: Like take it out, jump on it, jump on it,
• 48:24
  Speaker 9: jump yah niggas funny hmm.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: Jump on it.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: I'm bored. Tell me about your worst crash out over
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: a man? Am I talking in the paragraphs with the
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: most unhingedmenttally on well level of crash out. He lives
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: four hours away, so I made a Craigslist ad where
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: he lives and found a girl who was willing to
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: drop by his house and stalk him every time he
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: went out.
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: I love her, yo, how much she paying her to
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: do that? Because I would do some ship like that.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: You probably outside this house every time that the monkey
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: from Family Guy, when Chris would go in this room.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: The monkey was on one, yeah, on one.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: And then when they did the whole backstory, this mock
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: mother walked home and his wife was cheating on him
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: with a gorilla like yeah, yeah, fuck with it. I
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: could do some petty ship like that, and they somebody
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: hired me.
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: This is just a show.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: I just got show up at the house and just
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: just standing there and just look at it like I
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: was standing like awkwardly staarre at the motherfuckers.
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: Like mm, Next one, you know why I'm here, bitch,
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: I'm bored.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: Tell me about your worst crash out over, man. I'm
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: not talking send the paragraphs, but the most unhinged, mentally
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: and well leveled crash out. I stressed myself out so
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: bad over this relationship. My immune system attacked my irises
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: and I went blind for six weeks.
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: Wait, my immune system attacked my iris system and I
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: went literally blind.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: That's scary.
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: That's that's called a crash out.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: That's scary.
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: That's called full crush out.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: Somebody that come and said it said it took love
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: is blind to a whole different level.
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: Boom boom boom. I don't even know you when I
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: hate you.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: Next one, Yeah, I'm bored. Tell me about your worst
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: crash out over man, I'm not talking sitting the paragraphs
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: with the most unhinged, mentally, unwell level of crash out.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: I put a McDonald's frap pay in his gas tank.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: He tried to get it fixed with the parts were
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: on back order for four months. He eventually got rid
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: of the car comment response, I'm loving it.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: Got to all beef led cheez pickles is on the system.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: See look at little mcd ol t.
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: I mcd o t heavy on the d l oo.
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: No real shit though.
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: No Buggie used to say she want bake a gill
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: She a bagger cake in a nigga andngin, and I
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: was like, how are you gonna do that?
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: She's like, just pull it.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: Can pull that cake batter than the motherfucker that he
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: is gonna cook it. And then pistons ain't gonna.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: Work bag a cake. You say, that's the work note.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Let's talk about that off off off.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: I'm taking notes for later.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: That goes up there with throwing eggs or paint thing
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: on their call when it's hot out.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Oh nah, or like mamak eggs they're gonna stick.
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: Mamakne said, put a slice of baloney on that.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: It's gonna pull the paint off.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: Uh, I'm bored. Tell me about your worst crash out
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: over man, am I talking send the paragraphs with the
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: most in his mentally and well level crash out before
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: everyone had ring cameras. My roommate knew where the spare
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: key was hitting I helped her her ex think his
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: place was haunted for months.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: I like that, I like I like that.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: But could you imagine like coming home after finding all
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: your cabinets have been rearranged.
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: Nigga, all your pasta ship, all yours sitting on the table,
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: like what the fuck is going on?
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: Yo, come on with your laundry sitting on your bed.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Where just wet wet? Oh god, that's worse. Don't be
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: had been gone? No, that only work. Have you been
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: gone for a couple of days you was on vacation,
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: come back?
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Just all your windows just mersty or nigga, it opened
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: all your windows, all the bugs and flewing birds sitting
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: on the back of your cous like I was wondering
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: if anybody lived.
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: Here, nigga sitting motheruck.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: I took advantage of their breade you had sitting on.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah that was good.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Appreciate you.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: You're going home and you pull your sheets back as
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: well as it's cracked eggs and that bitch like cracked
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: eggs in the bed bro like like what the hell?
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, make them up for feel they're crazy?
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, next one I'm bored, tell me about your
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: worst crash out over man. I'm not talking sending paragraphs,
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: but the most unhinged mentally on well level of crash out.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: When my ex was in prison, I booked up every
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: single visit for three months and didn't show to a
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: single one lonely times. Now, sit in your sell and
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: think about your actions. As we're sitting here.
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: As you're saying, we're sitting here listening to you read
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: this shit, I'm realizing that we are fucked up.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: Somebody said these aren't crazy.
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: Though, right, And what I'm saying is like, I realized
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: that we're fucked up because we're coming up with different
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: ways to make the shit worse.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: M next one, I'm bored, Tell me about your worst
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: crash out over man. I'm not talking sending paragraphs, but
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: the most unhinged mentally on well level of crash out.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: Paid the psyche he went to instead of therapy five
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: hundred dollars to tell him that I was the love
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: of his life. He came back to me the next
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: one week.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: Now you sent him to the lady, man, that's not
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: the lady we told you send him to.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: He was already going to the second.
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: Mom deon, Warwick said that we should be together. So
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: we're going.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: So we're going Dasa food.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: Could you be the man that I Is it true?
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: I keep remembering me?
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I keep.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: Jeez up fixing Jesus.
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: That's the way to scare the niggah.
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: Oh why are you back?
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: That's the love of That is the love of your life. Baby.
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: You need you need to go back there.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: I can get I can get a couple of extra
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: days from the grocery store today. I'm boy. Tell me
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: about your worst crash out over man. I'm not talking
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: sending paragraphs, but the most unhingementally unwell level of crash out.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: He ghosted me, so I showed up at his house.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: He walked out of his bedroom and found me happen
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: tea with his mother. Ma'am a head something miss Sherry
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: tell me about the thing? Wasn't it?
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: Don't we just want? Okay?
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: It was just a car, like this is such a
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: nice girl. Why have you been hiding her from me?
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: Like it was just a boody car?
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: No, it was. It was just I'm not how to
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: be ignored that we go together.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: While you being weird. You took me out three times,
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: said you wanted to get.
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: Married, and nigga be like, wonder if I said that
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: when your hand was on my throat, bitch.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: One hand on that, one hand on front, got in
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: the butt, spitting the butt.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: Why are you being weird?
• 55:50
  Speaker 5: God?
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: That's when it happened, Like why.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: Y'all father, y'all gotta be careful, ja, niggas hit that crazy.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: But look here, every woman got a crazy button. Some
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: of your niggas can't reach it. Whatever woman got a
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: crazy button?
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: What he said.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: Next one, I'm bored. Tell me about your worst crash
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: out over a man. I'm not talking tender paragraphs, but
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: the most unhinged mentally and well level of crash out.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: He wouldn't open his door. I sat outside of his
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: apartment for hours. After this, I took a ship on
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: his doorstep and left. This was before ring cams got popular,
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: not my prior of this moment, but I felt so
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: much better.
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: I bet you did. He was probably constipated, bitch like the.
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: Fuck ma'am they got something for dot.
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: She probably she's strained to watch the cussing that niggat. Mother,
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: did you.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: Ripe your ass for a piece of man? Man?
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: Oh? Lord, I mean for her, for her ankle's sake.
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: I hope to Oh it's coming.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: Out of me like wava away.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: Oh you're doing it. You're shipping in the street.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: Is so long you're doing it. That's for the weekend.
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: I ain't seeing it in so long.
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: Aways coming out of me, yo, she said on the
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: fu seat. Bro Oh, we.
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: Won't have yo. We don't have best room. We won't
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: have best room. Movies like that memory yoa.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: Oh man like ear the two thousand and twenty tens
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: for the time, yo, Next.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: One, I'm bored. Tell me about your worst crash out
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: over man? Am I talking sending paragraphs with the most
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: unhingementtally and well level of crash out? My baby daddy
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: cheated on me when our son was three months old
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: and left us both for her. So I got with
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: his brother and sent him a picture of his brother
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: helping his son put the star on top of our
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Christmas tree.
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: Shout out the Cassi for fucking around with thor I
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: mean Loki.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: Talking about keeping it in the Fami. It's your uncle daddy.
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: I like it, Grandpa.
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: Next one, tell me your worst crash out over man.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: I'm not talking sending paragraphs, but the most unhinge mentally
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: and well level of crash out. I lent him furniture
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: for his whole whole apartment. Found out he cheated, so
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: I had moves take everything back while he was at work,
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: changed the locks, and changed my numbers. It was very dramatic,
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: but fair.
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: Well. It takes a fool to learn. Ye love don't
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: love nobody.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: It takes the food. Sometimes you gotta suffer.
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: Dumbs at even the right song.
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: Um, let's do a couple more.
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: This is funny.
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: I'm bored. Tell me about your worst crash out over
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: a man. I'm not talking sending paragraphs with the most
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: unhinged mentally, unwell leveled a crash out. Husband was having
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: an affair. I found her addressed to a paid website,
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: drove there, went into his vehicle, stole his phone for
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: three days, pulled all of our savings out of our
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: bank accounts.
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: Mm hmm, Now how can we make this worse?
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know how can we make it worse?
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: I think I'd probably gonna take his name off.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: The d You can sign him up on Craigslist under misconnections.
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: Fuck yeah fuck yeah yeah, because yeah, because they took,
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: they took, they took the double shit away.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: Or just you know, put his one number there for
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: glory home, give me feel address. Mm hmm, yeah, Dick's
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: coming to my front door. I wonder what a dick
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: for dick?
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: But his number one there, Yep, dick for Dick.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: And then he just started getting random pictures of big
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: black cocks.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: Get pictures of what, pictures of what they don't touch me.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: Big black car of what. Don't make me say? You
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: know the word? It was the word.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah when you when you said it just sounds just
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: like sounds I say, rooster.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: Like, roaster cock bron I don't know what nigga like.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm mm hmmm.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: I don't know that.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: I don't need to lie to that is that even
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: came on as a as a thing. That next one,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: I'm bored. Tell me about your worst crash out over man.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: I'm not talking sending paragraphs, but the most unhingementtally and
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: well level of crash out got cheated on, and told him,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: who thought you become the one man you hated the most?
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: You're just like your dad? Who mind you? His dad
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: walked out on them for another woman. And I was
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: only twenty three.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, well, just like you did it.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: I mean, I mean the shoe fit the truth is true. Yeah,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: do shoe fit my body? Mm hmm. You just you
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: your daddy's son.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: Well that's crazy, just like you're no good ass fault.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: I mean when you kind of think about it, like,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: it does kind of play I mean it does kind
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: of play off of that. You know, we all will
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: we become I mean we are, but we become our
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: parents and all sooner or later. But it's certain night
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: with certain situations you don't know love, so you become
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: your daddy.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: Hey, that's crazy, is what it is.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: Bitch, Fuck you, I'm bored. Tell me about your worst
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: crash out over a man. I'm not talking sending paragraphs
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: with the most unhinged mentally and well level of crash out.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: One time I ate a three thousand dollars check so
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: that he couldn't cash it. It was his patroon for
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: working during Hurricane Katrina.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: Now, ma'am. Okay, now that's diabolical, now, ma'am. I mean,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: I mean it's a possibility he could have.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: You know this, requested another check, another check. You know,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: I always had them cancel the heaven and requested. But
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: it's very inconvenient, so I get it. Just give me
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: direct deposit.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: This is gonna be our last one. I'm bored. Tell
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: me about your worst crash out over a man. I'm
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: not talking about sending paragraphs, but the most unhinged, mentally
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: well level of crash out. Found out he was talking
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: to another girl. So I flew to Miami and was
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: featured on the Full Sin podcast episode. It was his
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: favorite podcast. He said, Yeah, I'm gonna skip this episode.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna watch that.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: That's the best you can do.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: That's all he's gonna do.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: That's the best you can do. M hm.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: And that concludes the question of the week.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: It's only one episode. He'll be all right. I'd have
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: done words. I would have tried to get hide as
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: the co host permanently exactly.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: We had so much from a Jessica be on the podcast.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: She's back, Come on.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: Back, jess come on Hey, moving along before we get started.
• 1:03:54
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• 1:04:00
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• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: uh what else? True crime?
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: We have not done the true crime in a while.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: And I got one that I want to do, but
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: it's it's giving me the ick. I don't know if
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: I want to do it right now.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: Uh oh please boom.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: That was when we talked about doing the Redpeil dot
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: on Netflix.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: Yes, we suppose looked at that.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: We got we got a true crime comment for y'all,
• 1:04:32
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• 1:04:33
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• 1:04:39
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• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: Huh.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: I've been with my fiance for fifteen years and engaged
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: for ten years. Pause right there, I'll be fucking damned
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: I'm not staying engaged with nobody for no fucking ten years.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: Ten years. Be honest with you at this at the
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: seventh in the state of Maryland. Y'all common law Maryland.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: Don't recognize Calmonlo because I know somebody had been together
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: for both thirty five years. They not calm Alo.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: Something happen to him to day tomorrow and her name
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: ain't know wing. She chief fucked.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: When I proposed it was out of fear that she
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: would move on and find a better man. The ring
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: was a pacifier, and every two to three years when
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: she asked me if we're getting married, I would just
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: upgrade the rain. It always kept her quiet. Five years ago,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: my mother and I fought cancer together and she was
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: still taking care of both of us. Two years ago
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: I received the new kidney, and now my health is
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: better than ever.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: We have a lavish wedding plan for tomorrow.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: May night, which is also her parents' fortieth wedding anniversary.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: Everything is planned and in place.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: I just don't know how I could get up there
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: at the altar tomorrow and not be true to myself.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: I finally have good health and I want to live.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: I want to try, I travel, I want to be free.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: This has absolutely nothing to do with another woman, but
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: for the opportunity to finally be free. The issue is
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: I've been trying to think of a way to tell
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: her for the last thirty days, but picking up my
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: tuxedo last night made it clear that I am not
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: in love with her. I love her because she has
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: loved me. She follows you and so do her friends,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: So my love, by the time this is supposed to it,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: I will be gone. I changed the date about honeymoon
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: and change the hotel reservations. I am sorry. I just
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: needed this time to myself. Whatever money can be refunded,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: please keep it. You deserve every dime. That will be
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: no need in calling my mind because she will be
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: with me. I appreciate you taking care of me, but
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: I will always feel indebted to you. If I stay,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: I will always feel like I don't know who I
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: am without you. I completely understand. If you move on,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: I pray that to you.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: I happy. At least we never had kid. This will
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: be easy, be an easy transition. In time, you will.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: Forgive me, you un graceful bitch.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 8: The way I will beat niggas you your mama cancer.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: Would be the last thing y'all were.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: Today today use a dirty die you dirty?
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: So let me get it straight. Everything was cool when
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: youth was cool, when you thought you was gonna die.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: Trifling for nothing?
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Hello knock need cross tied bitch.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: It says skill, you ain't your ball head is? Mama
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: says cool.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: For the bitch.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: This is how episodes.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 10: Because what the in certain situations say. I ain't saying
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 10: he did it.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: Also, real ship, yo, that's dirty. Everything was cool when
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: you thought you was about to die. You know, all
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: of a sudden, you know you got a new leash
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: on life. Now now you want to you got.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: A new leash on life. Yeah, at least too.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: I ain't saying I hope that kidney feel I'm just
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: saying I won't feel bad for you if it did.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: That's all one of the most sobering feelings in the world.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: And I'm I'm pretty sure all of us might have
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: been there at some point, but one of the most
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: soberer feelings in the world is coming to the realization
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: that someone loved you for how you made them feel,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: and not because of you who you are as a person.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: It is a gut checked out of this world.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: She had my mama come down here when I read that.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she probably would have fipped the dead camera. But
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: what I will say, since it's gonna hurt for a while,
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: but this motherfucker him gave you the biggest gift he
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: could have possibly.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: Given you, no letting you go.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: Letting you go before y'all got married, and signed that
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: to sign that marriage, Like.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: That's fifteen years she can't get back. But who says
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: she might meet somebody next week.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: Like like Janet met the rock at the end of
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: that parbat move after shed ran poured gathering into the street.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: Mm hmm, that's crazy.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: But you, my god, motherfucker. He wasn't Mike, but he
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: was the motherfucker.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: My god today. Oh but I think I think they
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 5: say flabbergast. Yeah, that's fun, that's fucked up. Like yo,
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: we yo, we fought cancer together. We fought cancer together.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: No, they cancer together. He had came to his mama
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: head came, but she took.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying is, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: It's like we was in that fight together, like we
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: got we got through this ship together.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: Just for you to tell me can't take his suffer
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: to you?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: Ye know that just I mean, I could not. It
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: was world talk.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: I don't even know this lady, but my heart and
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: then I had to find that out on the internet.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: My heart for her. That's some hurtful ship broke up.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: This nigga wrote a dead John let up via via
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: social media, y'all. And it's fucked up, I mean, and
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 4: it's fucked up because it's like, Yo, she was dead
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: with you. She probably was feeding your bald headed ass
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: when you were suffering, when you were suffering the shakes
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: from chemo and all that ship bro like, she stuck
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: with you. And this this this nigga, this nigga over
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 4: day they was engaged in ten years.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: He didn't really want to be, but the first he
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: dragged it out for that one.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: All you did and all you did was keeping that
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: may be unpopular.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: This got to take some responsibility to because you allow
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: this man to to And I understand being in love
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: with somebody, because OUT haven't stayed in relationships that I
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: should not have stayed in for longer than I should have.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 5: You know, we have stopped.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: We have to start letting people play in our fucking
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: faces because we love them and we care about them,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: and we want to see the best in them.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: We gotta stop letting people play in our face.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: He've been playing in your face it for fucking fifteen years, sweetheart.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: Fifteen years.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: If he finally proposed to you after five okay, we
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: proposed to you after five years.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 5: Cool.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: I've seen stranger things happen. But to allow that engagement
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: to go on for ten goddamn years and he just
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: keep upgrading your ring and upgrading your ring.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no no. At some point, you
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: need to put your foot down, baby girl, put your
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: foot down.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: We have to also accept that some people can only
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: do to us what we allow them to do to us.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: When somebody playing your face one time, this should be
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: the only time that they allowed to play in your face,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: because you're gonna learn it lesson right there and there
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: for shame on you.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: Fool me twice, shame on me, fool me a third time.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: Just fuck the peace time. But yo, boom, but I
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 5: mean world ship. It's it's like yo, it only it
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 5: only feel like you would like you're gonna hear only
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: in it because you.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: Love yourself.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 5: You can't more than you love you, no like fucking
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 5: y like yo, you know my got today.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: I hope it's peeb phone. I hope it's pis phoned me.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: When you, when you, when you go to the.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: Bad, go get you some therapy.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: I hope you are arounded by people who love you,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: who will be there to have your back and let
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: you cry and not scream and throw ship and whatever
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: you need to.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: Do that's embarrassed.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: This don't make you spiral because strangers, the strangers. I
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: have seen stories with stuff like this happened to women
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: and they just never recovered. They have lost their self,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: they questioning self worth. They they they never recover from
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: stuff like that or worse. And I don't want tonnounce
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: what the worst is, but use your imaginations. You understand
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying, sir. I pray that you never have
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: any type of good luck and you don't deserve. You
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: don't deserve it. You don't deserve to be happy because
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: you you built your happiness on somebody else being miserable,
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: and that's not a true happiness.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: You don't get you don't.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: That's why I say, if it fail on you, it
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: fail on you. And I pray to God she's not
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: the one to give you their kidney I pray because
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: I see who did that, George, That's what it was,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: got that kidney and then the next thing, you know,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: he was divorcing that lady.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: I said, baby, the way I would have asked for
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: my kidney back in the divorce. Check it out, check
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: it out. I want I want it back, take it out.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: That was a conditional gift, bitch.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 4: I mean, but that you know that that case might
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 4: I mean that case might be that don't know the
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: necessarily parameters about they got divorced scenario.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: Man to this last night?
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: Did jar That is never easy to read. But you
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: didn't write before y'all got met.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: The day before, I think, But I think you had
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: all this time. Yeah, it's time, that's what That's what
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: makes it so. Could have did this months ago, like we.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: Ain't had to put this money in head.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: But what I what they do is since stuff is
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: already paid for the parents anniversary, change it to the
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: parents anniversary party and celebrated is your freedom party. Don't
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: let because it's too late to get your money and stuffing.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: You know, you gotta paid for this ship mostly thirty
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: days ahead of time.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: The money is due. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: That man sister girl, honey, honey, boo boo, I'm gonna
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: call you because they ain't telling me your name because
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: it made me think of the girlfriend's episode when ran out,
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: And will you make the wedding, baby, I pray you
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: found peace.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: You need it.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: Please please please go to therapy.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: And may he stuff his baby toe every time he
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: get up the walk somewhere.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: If and when that man decides to circle back on him,
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: his raggedy mama decided they want to circlebrate the check in,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: block them on everything move and if something.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: Should happen to him or his mama and you found
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: out about the farneral, I'm not telling you that you
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: should go in there and kick.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: The casket over and walk out. I'm not suggesting that.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 6: You can't top what a did. Y'all let him my
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 6: got today. But no, But that's the thing that's shit.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 6: That's the thing that that's the thing that's kind of
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 6: fucking me up about all of it. It's like, yo,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 6: you you was in that fight with this nigga. Y'all
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 6: was in the trenches together and then for you and
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 6: then while y'all were in the trenches. You already had
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 6: these feelings, You already felt like you didn't want to
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 6: be with this person. She was probably she was probably
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 6: talking to you about the wedding before and wanting to
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 6: be like wanting to be married. Hence why you kept
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 6: upgrading the ring thinking it was gonna shut up.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: And baby, I'm sorry you took like you took that
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 4: upgraded ring. You took that upgrade of ring and shut
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 4: up until, you know, until you got tired. But that
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: was your first that was your first sign, Like that
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 4: was the first time that he ain't want to be
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 4: with you, Like he won't be with you. This nigga
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 4: ain't even pick a date, you know, and and and
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 4: that's crazy, I mean that's crazy. So like as Brandon said,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 4: I hope that you find your peace. You know, you
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 4: find your peace and you can you stay around with
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: those people that love you and support you, and you
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 4: know that's dead for you because this this is gonna
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 4: it's gonna take a while to get over it, but
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 4: you will get over it, and you will. You will persevere.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: You don't go will and you'll persevere, and you know,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 4: like just remember, yo, you're not alone.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: You're not alone. You always got somebody to lean on.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: Hell honestly dropping jumping out com jumping out comments if
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 4: you want us to call him all kinds of dirty
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: ass names and we can think of ship yo Joe
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 4: jumping uh he was jumping the comments or email us
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 4: at Aswanda Pard at gmail dot com.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: You hear, look look look into therapy. You need to
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: find somebody who talks to you to help you not
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: work through this, this major, this traumatic loss. We're also
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: learning how to improve your own self esteem and learning
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 3: how to love yourself more than you love another person
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: for them to be able to play with you for
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: as long as he did, because that that is egregious.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: That is egregious and no tensions is high right now,
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: So don't get crazy.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: But if you need some crash out tips, we just
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: went through that in the last segment, listen and get
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: you some ideas.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 5: We got you. We got you, although we don't we
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: don't come on anything.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: We don't get on anybody, any harm, anything that's gonna
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 4: incriminate you or anything like that.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: However, we can tell you some pettyass ship to do you.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: Hear my name is ain't.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: Been boxed me since we can talk offline.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, and all right, last one.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: Since we're staying in the audacity group right now, for usual,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: we're going over to Brandon's favorite thread, six Brown half
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: of Chicks, Ladies.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, I be too mad today? That last ones that
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: was last one. Not be too mad at the half
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: of today. Listen, that last one got me itching. I'm
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: about to call all my exes like bitch ass.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: Blady had with it. I'm mad all over again.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 4: Sorry, hey, don't go, don't go taking up baby. You're right, okay, yeah,
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 4: don't bring them back like a zombie told you. I'm mad.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: I'm mad for your.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: Brief sess.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 5: She seemed like she seemed more like a Randa.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: Whatever you is. If you need back up, call me him.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: I got some aggression I need to take off and
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be cheaper than kickboxing classes. All right, six
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: Brown Chicks. A Mary is a chronic line. Yeah, and
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: I knew she was in love with me. She was
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: a fellow student, a black a red with who was
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: a chemistry major.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 5: I love Hello.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: That's how the damn song go.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 5: No, no, you didn't stop it, I ain't no getting baby, Sorry, stop.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: All my fellow it wasn't me that wrote that song.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: Go go talk to Ron Brown's and Jimmy Jones.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: It wasn't me. It wasn't me.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 5: It was blown up in this bit.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: Go see them.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 5: Excuse me?
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that up.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: A member would get high and tell stories about her
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: family's well. She claimed they had money, but she wore
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: run down gym shoes and subpart clothes. I made fun
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: of her. She bought me flowers for my bady and
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: presented them in front of everyone. I fucked her roommate
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: just to prove to her that I was out of
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: her lead. A Mirror moved on to another member of
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: our friend group. I got her roommate pregnant, but I
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: wanted nothing to do with the baby. She withdrew from
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: college and returned home to have the baby. A Mirror's
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: family came to the States recently, and A Mirror is
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: rich as fuck. Her family treated her boyfriend and others
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: in our friend group to dinner and gifted her nigga
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: a twenty thousand dollar concord watch. I know Ameyror still
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: wants me. I want to reconnect with her and give
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: her the love she really wanted. Please help me with
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: a strategy to gain her trust and win her over.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, I.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: Got well, shut your bitch as something stet why.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: Out?
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: But what was step one?
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 5: Shut your bitch ass up?
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: I missed that part.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: Just confuse step two go to hell.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 4: And it's step three just because you know, just because
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 4: you ain't want to follow step one and step two
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 4: shut your bitch ass up like this.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 5: This is a problem. That's the problem with a lot
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 5: of niggas.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, y'all don't y'all don't see y'all, don't see the
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 4: person for the for the person that they are.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 5: And then when you find out, when you find out
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 5: some old other ship exactly that's what they.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: Said they was, and then the dumb deer court in
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: headlights and they want to go back and be like,
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: you know, you know, I was just playing with you,
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: always did, like you came on to me. I didn't
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: even like her like that, sir, Fuck you the horse.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 5: That's that she kind of blew me a little bit.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 4: You wouldn't the roommate, just to show her that you weren't,
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 4: that you weren't in there.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: That is that it.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 5: Like this meant make my teeth hitch good teeth. Itch
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 5: your friend you smell for because what the fuck?
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 4: No, I just took trying do want to line? Oh yeah,
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 4: you know Seann be saying that ship all the time,
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 4: and ship but.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: You want you want the benefits. You don't want that
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 3: girl with nothing to come her. You want the monetary benefits.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: You bitch?
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 5: What is he?
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: A bitch?
• 1:24:19
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• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: Stoopid ass bitch, just a bitches bitch. You're just a bitch, bitch.
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• 1:25:14
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  Speaker 3: wasn't too gay this week, but we may try to
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  Speaker 3: change that. Maybe we'll do it No Pause too. It
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  Speaker 3: wasn't know that game. It wasn't there, but it wasn't cool.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: It wasn't it wasn't you know, It wasn't listen, It
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  Speaker 5: Something by my side.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: It wasn't said, shame.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 3: Your step, I don't watch drag Race. No, I was
• 1:25:49
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