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Whackhead Prank: When the tables turn · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: What you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Here is another world famous prank call from.
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  Speaker 1: Darren Wackhead, something that's ex exclusive to KFM mornings.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so this is me answering the call for a
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  Speaker 2: very special gift to be served. Ice call. Okay, Ice
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  Speaker 2: called retribution. So boyfriend girlfriend got a lovely relationship. They're
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  Speaker 2: very playful. They you know, like these Instagram couples that
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  Speaker 2: they're just fun, you know. They they're fine and hot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and they just do little little prankies on
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  Speaker 2: each other, you know. Okay, So so they one of those. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: but but it's very one sided, like he's always doing
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  Speaker 2: the pranks on her and it's not back. So she
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  Speaker 2: was like, listen, need to get I need to get
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  Speaker 2: your services here. So I'm like, okay. She goes through everything. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: we've got to hit him hard. Got to hit him hard.
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  Speaker 2: This is it with a proposition that would make every
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  Speaker 2: man go cold. Well, I'll say most men, not all
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  Speaker 2: most in fact, with this configuration. Okay, let me just
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  Speaker 2: for a long set up there. None of it's making
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  Speaker 2: sense to you. I know, I'll get it. She's going
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  Speaker 2: to propose a manaj or twine. Okay, but not with
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  Speaker 2: the configuration that he might like, right the other configuration
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  Speaker 2: with his best Well, this is no. But this is
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  Speaker 2: one of those where neither of us knew what the
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  Speaker 2: answer was going to be sure, we had a good idea.
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  Speaker 2: But then you'll hear there's another thing that I didn't
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  Speaker 2: know that I discovered during is that her mother was
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  Speaker 2: also in the car. What is going on? So many
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  Speaker 2: layers to this thing. So but like her and her
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  Speaker 2: mother are really cool. It's one of those you know,
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  Speaker 2: mom and daughter are like best mates as well, So
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  Speaker 2: it's all good. All right, let's get into it, and
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  Speaker 2: let's and think about yourself for a second in this
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  Speaker 2: on how you would react should your girlfriend wife just
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  Speaker 2: phone you at a random time in the day with
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  Speaker 2: this proposition, because we're still on you know, like Valentine's
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  Speaker 2: and it's we just escaped the month of love. So
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  Speaker 2: so let's go there, let's go. Let's go and see
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  Speaker 2: what happened.
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  Speaker 1: Me at like saying that my phone is broken and
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  Speaker 1: I had to pay a fee because it could be
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  Speaker 1: a saft phone. And then the other prank was and
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  Speaker 1: she phoned me to tell me that my roof lit
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  Speaker 1: off of our heart as our next foor neighbor, and
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  Speaker 1: he just says stupid krank or his works and I
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  Speaker 1: don't know his work number. He had his phone on.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm a very person all right, Okay, it's time
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  Speaker 2: to turn the tables on mister Dean. All okay, So
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  Speaker 2: what we're going to do. I'm going to phone him,
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  Speaker 2: but you're going to speak and then you're going to say, listen,
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  Speaker 2: I've thought of something great. Yeah, how's about we have
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  Speaker 2: a threesome and say because you know your friend and
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  Speaker 2: then drop his name.
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  Speaker 1: He's going to break.
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  Speaker 2: In the car. Was your mom listening to that whole conversation? Mom,
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  Speaker 2: I apologize for corrupting your daughter. Understand. Okay, yes, Kaylie,
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  Speaker 2: you need to tell me who's in the car. Are
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  Speaker 2: you comfortable saying all this stuff in front of your mom? My?
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  Speaker 1: Mom knows that I'm a frank. I'm a good girl.
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  Speaker 1: So it's fine, Mom.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to help her out with a few
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  Speaker 2: things to say?
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  Speaker 1: This very actively promising my time?
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  Speaker 2: Finally, she is a good Okay, I'll just go on
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  Speaker 2: what she's.
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  Speaker 1: Say I then I know exactly she's a good.
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  Speaker 2: I hope nothing else comes out in this conversation. Yeah, Kay, Kaylie,
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  Speaker 2: are you good to go?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: I love it. This has just gone upper level, you
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  Speaker 2: know that? Okay, amazing?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, look all right, I'm just going to use Andrew
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  Speaker 1: because she's best friend.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, this is a mother daughter bonding moment, right, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: H Hello, hello baby? Are you good?
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  Speaker 2: Very much? Dead? What's on? And so what you're doing?
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  Speaker 2: Why I'm on private number?
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  Speaker 1: No, because I'll change your sittings on my phone because
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  Speaker 1: I changed.
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  Speaker 2: That to date as far so I need.
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  Speaker 1: To obviously back factory sitting. All right, I'll watch you do.
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  Speaker 2: It, my lad.
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  Speaker 1: Just shooting at the office. Say you know, so, what
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  Speaker 1: do you want to do? Well? You must die. Let's
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  Speaker 1: like to take you on something like FASTUF or you
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  Speaker 1: on something like CHLD, but you won't like yeah, they
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  Speaker 1: can do something at home.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but you.
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  Speaker 1: Can't fight with me because I've been really up about it.
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  Speaker 1: And why don't you try to see some.
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Why don't we try? Oh my what.
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  Speaker 2: You want to get up? Said about him?
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  Speaker 1: And I say Andrew? Okay, okay, Andrew, are you joking?
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  Speaker 2: Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, here's it's not your best friends and the friends
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  Speaker 1: you forward commonly with what I'm doing?
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  Speaker 2: Can you.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I'm just trying to start up. Do you
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  Speaker 1: want to, Andrew, I don't want to see the Andrew
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  Speaker 1: like you can just have a sure, Kelly, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I'll come and leave this, you know what.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's best that we just ended. He's broken off, Blady,
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  Speaker 1: I still love you.
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  Speaker 2: Know it's fun. I'm sorry, Hey, Dean, Dean, Dean, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's working. Simpson, he's rock it slip, you know.
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  Speaker 1: He's rock it actually back now you want to that's
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  Speaker 1: any person, your little h and you definitely got me back.
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  Speaker 2: And she did say kicked me out angel No, and
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  Speaker 2: she did say you know what, he's going to break
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  Speaker 2: up with me on the phone. Yes, And I don't
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  Speaker 2: think that laugh was quite natural. I don't think he
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  Speaker 2: would have broken up with her if she said with Jessica,
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  Speaker 2: because he did say with exactly a key question, I
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  Speaker 2: need I need Andrew to enter the chat. I need
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  Speaker 2: to see this answer. Oh. I think I would have
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  Speaker 2: had the same reaction as you who who No, No,
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  Speaker 2: I would have said it