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The Boys Are Back In Town | Son of a Boy Dad #162 · Son of a Boy Dad

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Speaker 5: to taken from me.
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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, because of Oh yeah, ignominious end to an
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Speaker 7: illustrious career.
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Speaker 3: I came in on a Monday, the Monday and fourth
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Speaker 3: of July week, and I was fired, and I was
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Speaker 3: just collecting some of my things and I was I
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Speaker 3: opened up my laptop for one final just browse, you know,
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Speaker 3: log out, and as I was on it, clicking around
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Speaker 3: all bas peak came over and closed it and took it.
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Speaker 5: That's crazy. He's probably been waiting to do that his
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Speaker 5: entire life, though. Just ad to anybody, not you specifically,
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Speaker 5: but maybe you specifically.
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Speaker 3: It was so demeit go over.
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Speaker 5: I mean, that is on it. That's got to be good.
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Speaker 5: That's like the peak of his job. That is the
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Speaker 5: coolest thing he could possibly ever do. Yeah, it go
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Speaker 5: over and slowly shut someone's laptop and then just take it.
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Speaker 3: He took it from me, like you're done. The Yeah.
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Speaker 3: The the silver lining was it was it was bagel Monday,
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Speaker 3: so and they hadn't canceled all the bagels. Yeah, and
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Speaker 3: so I got to eat like four or five bagel.
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Speaker 3: That's a golden sandwiches.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: You take your laptops worth back in bagels?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, did sure did well.
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Speaker 5: Good to see you boys again yeah, I'm happy to
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Speaker 5: be here.
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Speaker 3: Happy to be back. Guys. Today is probably our official
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Speaker 3: celebratory honorary episode of January sixth. That is true.
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Speaker 5: I didn't even think about that unless we go live
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Speaker 5: on January sixth from the Caturday brother, I'm totally fine
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Speaker 5: with putting in the work on a Saturday January sixth.
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Speaker 3: You know a lot of people forget it.
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Speaker 1: Was the first time though Sasquatch was funny, bro not
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Speaker 1: even close at barstool.
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Speaker 5: It was only dozens of times before then at barstool.
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Speaker 7: That was the first time when you were actually funny.
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Speaker 3: Are you doing anything to celebrate?
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Speaker 4: No?
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Speaker 5: Nothing. I go fishing. Yeah, big into fishing right now?
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Speaker 5: What a surprise?
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Speaker 3: I know.
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Speaker 5: Well, you got to find something to do when you're
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Speaker 5: still you should fucking what are my forty one days sober?
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Speaker 3: Now?
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Speaker 5: You really got to find to fine ways to pass
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Speaker 5: the time.
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Speaker 3: I'm in the middle of dry January. I started that Alice.
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Speaker 5: That's cute.
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Speaker 7: I don't think it's the middle Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Three days in I am on day three.
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Speaker 5: You know you're struggling when you're telling drought. You're saying
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Speaker 5: it's the middle of dry January and you're three days in.
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Speaker 5: What has it been a couple weeks now?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I didn't have to replace drinking with a
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Speaker 3: fucking hobby.
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Speaker 5: Bro, you're three days in. You should not have even
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Speaker 5: drank the last three days.
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Speaker 3: The last two you said you needed to pick up
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Speaker 3: fishing in order.
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Speaker 5: Because I'm forty days in the things start to slow
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Speaker 5: down around day fifteen. You want to find some new
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Speaker 5: hobbies replace that. Gambling was the initial idea, and that
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Speaker 5: has cost me a fortune.
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Speaker 7: And football was highly canceled.
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Speaker 5: Anyway, I have not won a single bet since I
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Speaker 5: quit drinking. I think that was like the key. I
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Speaker 5: think I wake up hungover and scared, and I place
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Speaker 5: the safest bets and win. And now I'm waking up
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Speaker 5: as confident as ever.
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Speaker 7: Have you been a case?
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Speaker 3: I'm sure?
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Speaker 5: I'm sure Tyreek Hill will score six touchdowns tonight. We
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Speaker 5: put one hundred dollars on that.
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Speaker 7: You have no anxiety.
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Speaker 1: You need anxiety to kind of counterbalance all the the
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Speaker 1: unintentional HSPA that you have in your Exactly.
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Speaker 7: People have balls for no reason. Yeah they shouldn't.
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Speaker 5: Now I still have anxiety. I will say the the
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Speaker 5: no drinking thing hasn't really changed my life. That much
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Speaker 5: at all, except I've lost a good amount of weight.
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Speaker 5: I've lost ten pounds in the last month.
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Speaker 7: Really, yeah, all from your from you're telling me, I
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Speaker 7: don't know.
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Speaker 5: I think my titties are no longer sagging really yeah,
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Speaker 5: so that's good. They're perky.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're more uh the flat.
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Speaker 5: They're back where they're supposed to be. Yeah, they're flat.
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Speaker 5: They're in the right So they're not fully flat. I
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Speaker 5: won't I won't say that, but flatter. Before there was
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Speaker 5: like a full on hang were hanging. There was a
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Speaker 5: full sag. Yeah, Like you could put like a fucking
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Speaker 5: pencil in between my chest and my titties and it
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Speaker 5: would stay still titty fuck yeah, pretty easily.
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Speaker 7: But now I with your pencil, dick.
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Speaker 3: Would you create a roof with your hand? No?
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Speaker 7: Would you get to.
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Speaker 3: What do they stay in place? Are they fake? Dude?
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Speaker 5: I have man breasts. They're fucking stiff. There's a big
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Speaker 5: difference between a man tit and a woman tit. My
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Speaker 5: tits aren't fucking like swinging in the in the wind, sweet.
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Speaker 1: Grandma's t Yeah, you're thinking of a grandma's sweet chair. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: it sounded like Francis was no, but you're thinking of
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Speaker 1: tits swinging in the wind like that. I think that
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Speaker 1: there's like an in between between a regular sitting breast,
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Speaker 1: two fucking rock hard, pointy dicks that you don't even
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Speaker 1: need to fucking hold a pencil down to titty fuck,
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Speaker 1: and two grandma tits that are like a grandfather clock
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Speaker 1: that are just swinging back before in front of me.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds like you haven't seen enough boobs.
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Speaker 1: That could be It might be it you want me
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Speaker 1: to show you some boobs you google right now.
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Speaker 5: It's the last thing I need right now. Distraction.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, that'll kill your testosterone output.
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Speaker 1: Fuck me up seeing a single pair of breasts well,
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Speaker 1: single handedly total.
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Speaker 5: I have not lost ten pounds in the last month.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, there's no way.
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Speaker 5: I've probably lost five pounds.
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Speaker 3: I've lost ten pounds.
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Speaker 5: I've lost ten pound since the last time I weighed myself,
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Speaker 5: which was before skang Fest, so it was actually in
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Speaker 5: Vegas at the gym at skang Fest, and it was
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Speaker 5: but I think I probably gained around fifteen pounds that
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Speaker 5: weekend and the weekend's following, so I think I'm back. Like,
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Speaker 5: I think I probably lost like twenty pounds since skang fest.
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Speaker 3: There was a documentary I watched recently called Blue Zones. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: have you seen it?
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Speaker 4: No?
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Speaker 3: It's about the areas in the world with the highest
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Speaker 3: density of people who live to one hundred mm hm.
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Speaker 3: And I only watched the first episode, which was about
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Speaker 3: Okinawa okay, which I heard, Yeah yeah. And a big
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Speaker 3: thing that they do before they start their meals is
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Speaker 3: they say this Japanese saying. It sounds something like ho
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Speaker 3: chi ba or host sunta okay. I don't know, but
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Speaker 3: it means eight out of ten, which translates to we're
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Speaker 3: gonna eat until we're eighty percent full. That's smart and
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Speaker 3: it stuck with me and I've been eating until I'm
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Speaker 3: only eighty percent full.
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Speaker 5: Well, that's how you're kind of supposed to do it, right,
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Speaker 5: I think that's like the problem with Isn't that what
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Speaker 5: they say about Americans because we eat until like you
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Speaker 5: can't even fucking move your body.
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Speaker 7: Because the French.
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Speaker 1: The French have a it's a fundamentally different way of
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Speaker 1: thinking about it, is jem I no longer have hunger
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Speaker 1: as opposed to I'm full, So you eat until you
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Speaker 1: don't have hunger in you as opposed to when you
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Speaker 1: feel the bursting at the seams, kind of similar to
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Speaker 1: not being ten out of ten, you're eight out of ten.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well we were going off that scale. I don't
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Speaker 3: really remember the last time I was hungry.
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Speaker 5: Now you just eat when you feel it.
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Speaker 3: Time.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, are you a breakfast boy?
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Speaker 4: M hm?
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Speaker 7: Every day?
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
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Speaker 5: Really, I'm trying to get back on a normal eating
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Speaker 5: routine because yesterday, like yes, like I told you guys,
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Speaker 5: I'm happy to be doing this because I haven't really
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Speaker 5: been a it's been things have been slow and uh
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Speaker 5: and we were on break and yesterday I was sitting
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Speaker 5: there and I had like a just salad rap for lunch.
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Speaker 5: But then it was like ten pm and I was
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Speaker 5: a dude, that's the only thing I've eaten today, aside
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Speaker 5: for probably a thousand calories of snacks. So now I'm
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Speaker 5: trying to get I'm trying to get back more into meals.
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Speaker 3: That kind of a diet's going to get those titties.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Well, that's the problem is that I've now in my
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Speaker 5: mindset constantly is just well, at least I didn't drink
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Speaker 5: two thousand calories of bud Light last night, so let
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Speaker 5: me order three thousand calories of McDonald's.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, sober your on replacement everything anything you do. You're like, oh,
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Speaker 1: I'm just going to replace the calories with this exactly
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Speaker 1: the hobby of drinking. With this hobby you're just trying
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Speaker 1: to replace, which isn't beating addiction, No it is. It's
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Speaker 1: just replacing it with something else.
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Speaker 5: It's definitely going to a better addiction though.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's going to a better one.
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Speaker 5: But I mean, I'm more unhealthy than I've ever been
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Speaker 5: in my entire life. Right, I'm fully stationary.
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Speaker 3: I like it.
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Speaker 5: When I went to the office day, that was the
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Speaker 5: first time I've left this block in the last month.
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Speaker 3: You walked in and there were people there who they
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Speaker 3: were like, didn't know who's that?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, they were like, is he new?
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Speaker 7: Who's kidding?
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Speaker 5: Guy? Who's that fucking guy? He definitely doesn't have tists.
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Speaker 5: I'll tell you that.
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Speaker 3: I was just thinking about a version of our own
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Speaker 3: Hansel and Gretel. Yeah, you know how they fed the
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Speaker 3: evil woman in the woods, fed them to fatten them
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Speaker 3: up so you can eat them. Yeah, yes, Well I
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Speaker 3: want to feed you to fatten you up so I
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Speaker 3: can teddy fuck you.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not a bad idea. You're I mean, dude,
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Speaker 5: it pretty pretty easy.
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Speaker 3: Hair.
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Speaker 5: You would just send food to my house and they
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Speaker 5: wouldn't even I wouldn't even know if it's for me,
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Speaker 5: and I would eat it.
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Speaker 3: I'm going to send you some food.
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Speaker 5: You could send me treats at any hour.
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Speaker 1: But just sending like loads of stroman like wonderbread or
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Speaker 1: some ship like just some kind.
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Speaker 5: It's pretty much what I've been eating, uncrustables five times
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Speaker 5: a week.
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Speaker 3: How many months would I have to feed you for
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Speaker 3: before you let me ejaculate on your Adams Apple?
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Speaker 5: Dude, like for now? There's no amount of time?
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Speaker 3: Answer No, I didn't haven't. No.
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Speaker 5: I was going to say a month at first, and
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Speaker 5: then I was like that.
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Speaker 3: I was like, I did no take back.
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Speaker 5: You're gonna have to let him come on with That
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Speaker 5: doesn't sound right at all, but you.
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Speaker 3: Have to create the roof otherwise I won't feel it enough.
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Speaker 3: I dude, don't you know.
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Speaker 1: We'll compromise all come in with the third hand and
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Speaker 1: I'll create the roof. So it's not really a gay
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Speaker 1: between two guys, but it's more than three of us
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Speaker 1: being gay.
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Speaker 7: I didn't know you're such a homophobe, bro, I am super.
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Speaker 5: That's also something that I've noticed since being sober. When
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Speaker 5: you're sober, you really start to find your true self.
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Speaker 5: And I am extremely homophobic.
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Speaker 7: I thought drunk thoughts were the true thoughts.
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Speaker 5: Oh man, this is good, this is good ship right now.
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Speaker 3: Cooking, cooking with gas. The big dates, Oh, the big
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Speaker 3: updates are that Claude and gay Harvard Harvard president stepped down.
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Speaker 5: She did president gay.
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Speaker 3: President gay speaking of homophobes.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and now the borders of barshol sports are back
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Speaker 1: up until then the refugees.
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Speaker 3: Right, I'm finally taking down the wall I'm getting I'm
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Speaker 3: getting like tons of back, backdated emails being like, hey man,
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Speaker 3: I heard it's finally available again.
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Speaker 1: It's like in Bruce Almighty, when like all the prayers
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Speaker 1: are coming in. It's just like this flood of emails
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Speaker 1: of just people dying to get back in. Yeah, it's
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Speaker 1: gonna change everything.
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Speaker 3: Yep, yep, yep.
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Speaker 1: So what's the What was the reaction like in the
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Speaker 1: L's household, was it like a triumphant I don't.
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Speaker 3: Really talk to my family about that stuff.
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Speaker 5: Well, you had to have been like thinking of talking
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Speaker 5: to your wife being like this is gonna this just
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Speaker 5: this is where our kids.
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Speaker 3: No, my wife doesn't care at all.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, the legacy can be our kids won't go to Harvard, correct.
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Speaker 7: Because you haven't been donating.
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Speaker 3: I don't donate.
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Speaker 5: But whether they're just fucking geniuses Stanford though.
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Speaker 3: They're two white?
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Speaker 5: What if your would you be pissed if your kids
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Speaker 5: went to like Stanford or mit.
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Speaker 3: You out of your fucking mind. Of course I'd be thrilled.
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Speaker 5: Man, I was hoping you would say yes, I'd.
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Speaker 3: Be so filled. That's better than I think you. I
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Speaker 3: would think that any kids that go to Stanford, I
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Speaker 3: t are probably making more money, you know, five years
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Speaker 3: out of college, ten years out of college than Harvard kids.
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Speaker 1: But you truly don't know in like say eighteen or nine,
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Speaker 1: nineteen years, what the oppressed class will be.
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Speaker 5: It could be white, it could be white males.
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Speaker 1: It could be the fair skinned ginger of us, and
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Speaker 1: it could be I mean, who knows how gay your
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Speaker 1: kids could wind up being.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, what's that's left? What's left? What have we not
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Speaker 3: gotten to that if we actually are honest about it
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Speaker 3: is a group of people that aren't doing so hot,
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Speaker 3: but we haven't learned to feel bad.
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Speaker 5: I'll tell you who's not doing so hot, or at
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Speaker 5: least they think they are, but they're not. Promise you
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Speaker 5: they're not. Is the white teens?
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Speaker 7: What do you mean?
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Speaker 5: I was just at the deli and oh my god,
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Speaker 5: are those the worst people on the planet? Cutting the line,
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Speaker 5: cutting me in my fucking my fellow hard working American?
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Speaker 7: Are you talking about skateboarders?
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Speaker 5: No, I'm talking about like young kids.
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Speaker 3: Teens are a.
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Speaker 5: Lot of disrespect from Raised Deli today, and so if so,
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Speaker 5: do you do you think that they have to be
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Speaker 5: like oppressed enough?
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Speaker 1: Teens have to be oppressed for like the next you know,
15:57
Speaker 1: fifteen years, where it'll come back around and they'll be
16:00
Speaker 1: the ones getting into Harvard, because I feel like teens
16:02
Speaker 1: have always been the ones getting into Harvard.
16:05
Speaker 3: I don't know.
16:05
Speaker 5: I just wanted to make the just talk about the
16:07
Speaker 5: Raised Deli thing, because that really grounded my gear. A
16:11
Speaker 5: double D chess, I got, get it off your buxom,
16:15
Speaker 5: fucking I thought it would work better than it did.
16:17
Speaker 7: Delightful chess.
16:19
Speaker 1: No, I think that I'm truly trying to think of
16:21
Speaker 1: an answer to Francis a question. Who has been Maybe
16:24
Speaker 1: it's the unass.
16:26
Speaker 3: Now what Asians have had a moment this year or
16:29
Speaker 3: like last last year, COVID gave him a good moment
16:33
Speaker 3: being oppressed. Yeah yeah, and then we all kind of
16:35
Speaker 3: stop Asian hate. That was a trending thing.
16:37
Speaker 5: But was that ever really trending?
16:39
Speaker 3: Yeah? Man, that was the thing because there were all
16:42
Speaker 3: kinds of acts of violence, rhymes and things like that
16:45
Speaker 3: because of COVID. How it started in a lab and
16:50
Speaker 3: trying to.
16:50
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy how just everybody's sitting No one gave
16:54
Speaker 1: a fuck about any of that when everyone was just
16:56
Speaker 1: walking around living their life. But the fact that everybody
16:59
Speaker 1: was forced to be in front of their computer and
17:01
Speaker 1: on their phone all day every day, they're like, I
17:03
Speaker 1: need something to care about.
17:05
Speaker 7: Yeah, And I don't think that that shit will.
17:06
Speaker 1: Bubble back up in any way because people just can
17:09
Speaker 1: live their life and care about the fucking problems that
17:11
Speaker 1: they have instead of everybody else's problems.
17:15
Speaker 3: Quick question, Roan, I see that you're wearing a couple
17:18
Speaker 3: of bracelets. Oh, yes, so that's cool, and I wanted
17:23
Speaker 3: to know, Yeah, how do.
17:25
Speaker 5: You would not be able to pull that off?
17:26
Speaker 3: Well, I'm a watch guy. How do you get into bracelets?
17:30
Speaker 3: And what's the starting point significance, How do you choose one?
17:34
Speaker 3: How do you know if you're someone who can wear
17:36
Speaker 3: a bracelet?
17:37
Speaker 1: So about it was probably like four or five years ago.
17:41
Speaker 1: I had a summer where I went to like five
17:43
Speaker 1: different countries.
17:45
Speaker 7: What's the Turks and.
17:45
Speaker 1: Caicos, Cuba, Ethiopia, Italy and uh uh Dubai, what countries
17:58
Speaker 1: Dubai and Ae And so I went to those five
18:02
Speaker 1: and I got a bracelet from every one of those countries.
18:06
Speaker 1: I got a bracelet from every cry I was actually
18:08
Speaker 1: a diverse group of countries that I went to, and
18:11
Speaker 1: one of them lasted longer than all the other ones.
18:14
Speaker 5: Dubai, Ethiopia, Italy, Cuba, Cuba.
18:18
Speaker 1: Really Cuba lasted the longest, and I bought them all
18:22
Speaker 1: like the airport for like. It wasn't like nice bracelets
18:25
Speaker 1: relatively cheap. Cuba just lasted Cuba, and Ethiopia lasted.
18:29
Speaker 5: The longest, Ethiopia. I could see third world.
18:31
Speaker 1: Countries and they were wound up making the most trustworthy things.
18:36
Speaker 10: So wait, so this is from this This one's from Cuba,
18:39
Speaker 10: says Cuba on it, And then this one is a
18:42
Speaker 10: picture of my It has like if you look closer
18:45
Speaker 10: into this part if you look closer in this part,
18:47
Speaker 10: it has a picture of my late dog.
18:49
Speaker 5: Oh shit, that's nice.
18:52
Speaker 7: Laughing up, Bro, What was I laughing at? Real funny? Dude?
18:57
Speaker 5: That was cool man, it's crazy sick mind taking glee,
19:00
Speaker 5: and I was not laughing.
19:03
Speaker 7: You got some set of balls.
19:04
Speaker 3: You're trying to make some kind of joke about dogs
19:07
Speaker 3: being not on time.
19:09
Speaker 7: Through a sarcastic fucking oh my boot.
19:11
Speaker 5: Dude, that's crazy. I'm just being supportive.
19:15
Speaker 7: Yeah, right, dude, you don't have a supportive bone in
19:17
Speaker 7: your body.
19:18
Speaker 5: I'm most supportive person.
19:19
Speaker 7: I know you need a brath for how unsupportive you are.
19:22
Speaker 1: Bro's sagging tits.
19:26
Speaker 3: You're here.
19:26
Speaker 1: No, but I I had another one that uh, and
19:30
Speaker 1: then I tried to go meet a new dog and
19:32
Speaker 1: it ripped the fucking and the other one was expensive,
19:35
Speaker 1: and yet the dog just ripped it to fucking shreds.
19:37
Speaker 5: That's crazy.
19:38
Speaker 3: You think it new?
19:39
Speaker 7: Probably No, No, it wasn't a dog brace. That'd be crazy. Fuck,
19:45
Speaker 7: you're dead dog.
19:47
Speaker 3: I'm the new bitch down.
19:49
Speaker 7: But uh, why are you thinking about getting the basic wea?
19:51
Speaker 3: Well, I've always wondered if I could pull it off.
19:53
Speaker 5: You can't. I'm telling you right now.
19:54
Speaker 3: You can't. You don't know. You watch me. You don't
19:56
Speaker 3: go outside.
19:57
Speaker 5: I go stand up, stand at the window outside. I
20:01
Speaker 5: stand at the window and look out. That's pretty much
20:03
Speaker 5: the same thing as going outside from the recluse.
20:07
Speaker 1: A recluse, you have a big winds and you shy
20:11
Speaker 1: away from it.
20:12
Speaker 7: I had a vampire.
20:13
Speaker 3: Somebody yelled my name outside before pile of bottles, as
20:17
Speaker 3: though you wanted to alert yourself in case of intruder
20:20
Speaker 3: came in.
20:20
Speaker 5: Now, dude, I told you those are from when I
20:22
Speaker 5: was sick. Dude, I I just and I just never
20:24
Speaker 5: moved them because they're not really in my way. But
20:26
Speaker 5: it only really move shit if it's in the way.
20:29
Speaker 1: You said you're clean before we got here, which is
20:31
Speaker 1: big because I told dirdier than I've ever seen.
20:35
Speaker 5: I was at the office or like an hour ago,
20:37
Speaker 5: and Francis I was like, all right, France, I'm going
20:39
Speaker 5: back to my apartment. Uh, let me know. I was like,
20:42
Speaker 5: you're good for one and he was like, why don't
20:44
Speaker 5: I just come with you? And I was like, absolutely not.
20:46
Speaker 5: I had to do a lot of damage control. You
20:48
Speaker 5: said you I can out two full trash cans of
20:52
Speaker 5: two full bags of trash before you set you.
20:54
Speaker 1: Back, before we got here, and this is just like
20:56
Speaker 1: the at my feet.
20:57
Speaker 5: Yeah, so that actually I knew that was gonna happen.
20:59
Speaker 5: It was because it was on this and I swept
21:01
Speaker 5: it off floor.
21:02
Speaker 3: Could I this pay for a clean lady to come?
21:05
Speaker 5: No, I'm I'm gonna handle this stuff this week.
21:08
Speaker 3: But but listen, there are things that they would you
21:11
Speaker 3: wouldn't do.
21:12
Speaker 5: No, I'm gonna handle it round. You don't have to
21:13
Speaker 5: be picking up all of the stuff on the floor.
21:15
Speaker 5: I moved it onto the floor for a reason.
21:17
Speaker 3: The what reason?
21:20
Speaker 5: So that it wasn't on this and it wasn't all
21:21
Speaker 5: over the laptop.
21:22
Speaker 3: What is that ship?
21:24
Speaker 7: It's just a part of a.
21:25
Speaker 5: Fishing rod because I broke my fishing rod.
21:27
Speaker 3: It's a piece.
21:28
Speaker 7: I was just debunking that you vacuumed.
21:30
Speaker 5: I promised you. I vacuumed the back right there.
21:32
Speaker 7: And then why is I look at Francis's feet.
21:34
Speaker 5: There's stuff all by that ship that you can't pick up. Dude,
21:37
Speaker 5: paper clip doesn't go in the vacuum.
21:38
Speaker 3: Everyone knows, like a sponge of dirt.
21:40
Speaker 5: That's why you keep your shoes on.
21:42
Speaker 7: It's like a real bad Yeah.
21:43
Speaker 1: I was trying to take my shoes off out of
21:45
Speaker 1: respect to not track dirty New York in here, But really,
21:48
Speaker 1: my shoes would act like a fucking gauze pad that
21:51
Speaker 1: were like a sticky, fucking mouse trap that would just
21:53
Speaker 1: pick up all the ship off your floor and it
21:55
Speaker 1: would clean the dirty New York streets, would make your
21:59
Speaker 1: floors cleaner.
21:59
Speaker 3: I don't know what you guys want from me.
22:01
Speaker 5: I will say after today, I have some I have
22:04
Speaker 5: like a little I have an easy rest of the week,
22:06
Speaker 5: So I'm gonna I'm getting a rug. I'm gonna get
22:08
Speaker 5: a rug, and I'm gonna get a lamp, try and
22:11
Speaker 5: make this place a little more homey. How about some
22:14
Speaker 5: wall less asylum?
22:15
Speaker 7: What about a little wall ship?
22:17
Speaker 5: Yeah, I gotta get some wall stuff. But all I've
22:19
Speaker 5: got is Bob Dylan and Gabe Davis, So that's fine.
22:21
Speaker 5: I feel like hanging those up. Those are very small
22:23
Speaker 5: photos like that would make it look even scarier.
22:26
Speaker 7: So why don't you just get one big fucking picture?
22:29
Speaker 5: Why don't you just get one map?
22:33
Speaker 7: That's so easy?
22:33
Speaker 3: Cool?
22:34
Speaker 5: Map is so lame?
22:35
Speaker 3: Fly fishing picture.
22:37
Speaker 5: I tried, They're expensive, dude, everything fly fishing is expensive.
22:40
Speaker 3: Just all the fly fiction fiction fiction.
22:44
Speaker 5: I don't want to get some like dog ship, like
22:46
Speaker 5: fucking Amazon poster, you know what I mean. I want
22:49
Speaker 5: to get something good. We could find one for you. Yeah,
22:53
Speaker 5: that's why I was looking at the good fly fishing.
22:54
Speaker 5: When I found was like they were like a thousand dollars.
22:57
Speaker 3: I fly fishing sure for you in order to come
23:01
Speaker 3: on your classical.
23:03
Speaker 5: D zero or now you're not coming on me.
23:08
Speaker 3: You're just willing.
23:09
Speaker 5: You're not coming let him come.
23:10
Speaker 3: On you, dude. You're being gay.
23:12
Speaker 7: Brouh, you're being extremely gay.
23:15
Speaker 3: I'll change the subject. Here's a question that I have
23:17
Speaker 3: for you guys. All right, so we have to speaking
23:21
Speaker 3: of traveling, I have to plan a fucking trip for
23:23
Speaker 3: us to go to Italy because we are to go
23:25
Speaker 3: to a wedding in August.
23:27
Speaker 7: Destination it's obviously.
23:34
Speaker 3: Were you asking asking whether you were saying what my
23:39
Speaker 3: fucking ass? Were you saying? What's the destination? Are you saying?
23:41
Speaker 5: Is this destination?
23:44
Speaker 3: Said the way you always talk? Where you ended up?
23:47
Speaker 3: Which means it's a question. This is crazy.
23:49
Speaker 5: Have you guys just been like planning this out for
23:51
Speaker 5: last We haven't seen each other in a month and
23:52
Speaker 5: you guys come and just fucking swinging at me. This
23:55
Speaker 5: is nuts. Been looking forward to this. I can't say
24:00
Speaker 5: without getting fucking chewed out.
24:01
Speaker 3: Oh first you tell me I can't come onion next
24:03
Speaker 3: to you.
24:04
Speaker 5: France is trying to fucking rape me and.
24:07
Speaker 3: Bra It's not rape. It's an agreement I said definitely not,
24:11
Speaker 3: wouldn't take. And you get.
24:13
Speaker 7: To answer, Okay, it's not a destination wedding. I'm sorry,
24:17
Speaker 7: I'm sorry. It's not a destination.
24:18
Speaker 5: No, it is a destination wedding. I had the one
24:21
Speaker 5: that stated that, all right, fascination.
24:24
Speaker 3: Pulia, what about it? It's the heel of the boot. Okay,
24:28
Speaker 3: you never heard of this place, No, Pulia, it's the
24:31
Speaker 3: new hot spot.
24:32
Speaker 5: Really, where young kids are going.
24:34
Speaker 3: It's the cool spot anyway. That's where there flights are
24:38
Speaker 3: in the.
24:39
Speaker 7: Face where what Hitdio're gonna find?
24:42
Speaker 3: You gotta fly to Bari, which is there's no direct flight,
24:47
Speaker 3: so you fly either fly to Rome and then Rome
24:49
Speaker 3: to Bari, or you could fly to Paris and then
24:52
Speaker 3: Paris to Bari.
24:52
Speaker 5: Why don't you just fly private?
24:55
Speaker 3: I can't do that. I've never done that.
24:58
Speaker 5: All right, all right, continue, been.
24:59
Speaker 3: On a I have a jet, but I've never planned
25:01
Speaker 3: for one. Been on a few.
25:03
Speaker 5: Really.
25:04
Speaker 3: Yeah, one time, had I had a friend in college
25:07
Speaker 3: who came from a wealthy family. Damn, that's awesome. It's
25:11
Speaker 3: a treat. One time I was so hungover that while
25:14
Speaker 3: the plane was landing, I was throwing up in the toilet.
25:16
Speaker 5: That's terrible, but.
25:18
Speaker 3: It's private, so they didn't even yell at me.
25:20
Speaker 5: Yeah, obviously I was just on my hands and knees.
25:23
Speaker 5: It's not going to get up and be like, sit
25:24
Speaker 5: back down.
25:25
Speaker 3: And I felt the smash of the wheels on the ground.
25:28
Speaker 5: That helped the puke a little bit.
25:29
Speaker 3: Pels. Yeah, that's probably like a can we just say
25:32
Speaker 3: quickly quick reversion to what you were telling me on
25:36
Speaker 3: the phone? I was laughing so fucking hard. I call
25:41
Speaker 3: a hairball because I always call him to annoy him, and.
25:44
Speaker 7: He hates the phone.
25:45
Speaker 3: I know he hates it.
25:46
Speaker 7: He won't even talk.
25:47
Speaker 3: On the phone to me, but he picks up every
25:48
Speaker 3: once in a while because he thinks I might have
25:49
Speaker 3: something problematic to talk to him about.
25:51
Speaker 5: It never is problematic, and it's never problematic.
25:54
Speaker 3: But I called him and it was when he was
25:56
Speaker 3: sick and tell tell me what you were saying.
25:58
Speaker 5: So I, well, I think I was like I think
26:01
Speaker 5: it was the third day. I don't think I was
26:02
Speaker 5: really that sick anymore. I think it was just like
26:04
Speaker 5: run down. But it's pretty much what happened was I
26:07
Speaker 5: woke up on Monday, like we're planning on recording at
26:11
Speaker 5: my apartment on Monday, I woke up with the stomach ache.
26:14
Speaker 5: But I was like, it was nothing crazy. It was
26:16
Speaker 5: like a man. My stomach was like, I feel like shit,
26:18
Speaker 5: I gotta drink some water or something. And then it's
26:21
Speaker 5: like ten and I'm like, I gotta get up. I
26:22
Speaker 5: gotta clean this place and set up for Ronan Frances
26:25
Speaker 5: to come over. And I get up, go over to
26:28
Speaker 5: the bathroom, start shitting and then like instantly, I'm all,
26:33
Speaker 5: I'm like doing like handstands, like flipping over to throw
26:36
Speaker 5: up while shitting, and I was throwing up. What I
26:41
Speaker 5: said to France was I was throwing up with the
26:43
Speaker 5: amount of force that it was like. I think if
26:46
Speaker 5: someone took a photo of me or looked at me
26:48
Speaker 5: from like the side angle, I think my feet would
26:50
Speaker 5: have been like levitating above the ground, like I think
26:53
Speaker 5: it would have looked like I was doing like a
26:54
Speaker 5: like a keg stand into the toilet. It was like
26:57
Speaker 5: my full body was like pulse like and then like
27:03
Speaker 5: like like literally like my knees were like catching air
27:07
Speaker 5: every time I would throw off like.
27:10
Speaker 7: A donkey cake.
27:11
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's literally that's what it felt like. And it
27:16
Speaker 5: was crazy because it was like like barely anything was
27:18
Speaker 5: even coming out, so it was just like repeatedly, just like.
27:23
Speaker 3: On the phone. This made me laugh so hard that
27:25
Speaker 3: it made me think that all the other laughter I've
27:27
Speaker 3: had over the last couple of years has been fake.
27:31
Speaker 3: I was like, Oh, that was what it felt like
27:34
Speaker 3: to laugh without any control over how I'm laughing. That
27:39
Speaker 3: image of puking in the toilet.
27:41
Speaker 5: It was like, dude, it was insane. That was the
27:47
Speaker 5: sickest I've been in, like in like so long.
27:49
Speaker 7: Your body just desperately trying to get everything.
27:51
Speaker 5: Out of every Dude, I was shitting just pink socks
27:55
Speaker 5: so aggressively, and then like cutting off the ship midship
28:00
Speaker 5: to then like get on my knees and throw up.
28:02
Speaker 3: You wipe before you threw up, almost certainly obviously not
28:05
Speaker 3: so you're throwing up on top of the poop. Yeah,
28:08
Speaker 3: you're not even flushed.
28:09
Speaker 5: There was no I promise you there was no time
28:11
Speaker 5: that is there was.
28:12
Speaker 7: It was insane.
28:14
Speaker 1: You're throwing up on top of the poop with your
28:16
Speaker 1: dirty ass getting thrown up, my.
28:19
Speaker 5: Dirty ass all over the ground, like leaking, leaking, ship,
28:23
Speaker 5: ship all over my dude. It was insane.
28:26
Speaker 3: You kidding me, dude.
28:27
Speaker 5: And then I got up and I was like, whoa, dude,
28:32
Speaker 5: it's such like a it's such like a like a
28:35
Speaker 5: I don't.
28:35
Speaker 3: Even know what the word to use.
28:36
Speaker 5: It's like embarrassing because you get up after that, and
28:39
Speaker 5: it's like almost like funny because you're like, that's that
28:41
Speaker 5: was crazy. You're like where did that? Just you're like
28:46
Speaker 5: what the and you're looking in the mirror and your
28:48
Speaker 5: eyes you're like crying, there's tears all over your face.
28:53
Speaker 5: And then you just got to go get back in
28:54
Speaker 5: bed and be like, well, I hope that doesn't happen again.
28:57
Speaker 5: And then of course five minutes later you're back up
29:00
Speaker 5: throwing up.
29:01
Speaker 1: Just doing break dancing movies on the toilet seat, fucking
29:04
Speaker 1: flipping from face to ask.
29:06
Speaker 5: I only threw up three times because that was a
29:08
Speaker 5: weird time getting off the tilted world. Yeah, after the
29:11
Speaker 5: third time, I got up and I was like, I'm
29:13
Speaker 5: not I'm just not going to throw up again because
29:15
Speaker 5: it was so intense that I so Then I just
29:17
Speaker 5: laid in bed and kept so nauseous for like twenty
29:22
Speaker 5: four hours straight, so sick. Yeah, I refuse to throw
29:25
Speaker 5: up again because the third time it was like my
29:28
Speaker 5: throat was like it felt like my throat was bleeding.
29:31
Speaker 3: It was dude, it was terrible. Throwing up when you're sober, yeah,
29:35
Speaker 3: is a completely different experience, which is.
29:38
Speaker 5: Growing up yeah drunk, and I haven't thrown up since
29:40
Speaker 5: I was in That was the first time I thrown
29:42
Speaker 5: up sober since I was in sixth grade.
29:43
Speaker 3: Yeah you get so I get that pain in my taint, Yeah, Yeah,
29:47
Speaker 3: got taint cramp. Yeah, I get the taint cramp, and.
29:50
Speaker 5: Then you get a headache, you get your the throat hurt,
29:52
Speaker 5: throat off. But it was crazy because I was like,
29:55
Speaker 5: I mean, I've obviously a drinking a bunch and relief,
29:59
Speaker 5: but dude, you feeling nk and not throwing up sober
30:02
Speaker 5: for a while, it really downplays what throwing up is
30:05
Speaker 5: because I was under the impression like, well, if I
30:07
Speaker 5: got to throw up it'll be quick and easy. Yeah, dude,
30:11
Speaker 5: it was, I mean digging to the bottom of my
30:14
Speaker 5: body trying to get anything out of there.
30:16
Speaker 3: Ye at the end, it's so miserable.
30:19
Speaker 7: Have you ever thrown up?
30:21
Speaker 1: Not sick, but like, yeah, just thrown up in the middle.
30:25
Speaker 5: Of the day, nauseous, like cars I did.
30:28
Speaker 1: It happened to me a couple of years ago that
30:30
Speaker 1: I like ate some vitamins and then like.
30:33
Speaker 3: Well were they were? Those? Were?
30:35
Speaker 5: Was it those Alie Daily Men's vitamins?
30:38
Speaker 7: It wasn't that.
30:39
Speaker 1: No, it was like a handful of like of like
30:42
Speaker 1: just every vitamin under the sun. And then I drank
30:44
Speaker 1: like a trienta like Starbucks like peach iceed tea or
30:51
Speaker 1: something like that, and then I just couldn't stop like
30:54
Speaker 1: fucking projectile vomiting, throwing up and I wasn't And it
31:00
Speaker 1: was just like I had a vitamins and empty stomach
31:03
Speaker 1: and like thirty ounces of Starbucks liquid.
31:06
Speaker 7: In my fucking body.
31:07
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's and that's like it's a confusing and like
31:10
Speaker 1: you said, embarrassing.
31:11
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like when a dog throws out.
31:13
Speaker 5: It's like it's like, yeah, it's humiliating. I don't know
31:16
Speaker 5: why because it's like you're by yourself. It shouldn't be,
31:19
Speaker 5: but it's like it's you feel so vulnerable when you're
31:22
Speaker 5: throwing up, like there's nothing you can do to protect yourself.
31:26
Speaker 5: It's just like everything. Yeah, if you wanted to do
31:30
Speaker 5: that would have been the time I was defenseless.
31:34
Speaker 3: You'd have to be on top throwing up right over
31:37
Speaker 3: my shoulder.
31:38
Speaker 1: It was insane just being naked on the floor of
31:41
Speaker 1: a bathroom like that song.
31:43
Speaker 5: M like shirt on, ass covered and ship just sitting.
31:48
Speaker 3: There like I don't want to do that.
31:50
Speaker 1: It's I mean, I remember being a kid and just
31:53
Speaker 1: like telling my dad like I want to die.
31:55
Speaker 3: Yeah that's what I don't say. Yeah, that's what it's like.
31:58
Speaker 7: I want to be dead right now. I'd rather be
32:00
Speaker 7: dead than feeling what I'm feeling. It's so literally what
32:03
Speaker 7: it was like.
32:04
Speaker 5: Dude, I was like, I wish someone would break into
32:06
Speaker 5: my house and shoot me in the head.
32:09
Speaker 3: Have you ever had a moment in your lives where
32:11
Speaker 3: you thought I'm gonna die? Uh No?
32:14
Speaker 5: I mean in terms of being in terms of sickness
32:17
Speaker 5: when I had mono the way in college, because I
32:21
Speaker 5: was sick for like a month, but I wasn't throwing
32:23
Speaker 5: I was never throwing up, but that was like that
32:25
Speaker 5: was lasting for so long that I was like, I
32:28
Speaker 5: think there's a chance that I might not make it
32:29
Speaker 5: out of this. Like I was looking up like like
32:33
Speaker 5: if there was like some I think, like leukemia, the
32:38
Speaker 5: test can be like similar to like you could test
32:42
Speaker 5: positive for mono and it could be leukemia you had
32:45
Speaker 5: something with white blood. Yeah, but I was never actually
32:48
Speaker 5: like I'm gonna die. That was like I was like
32:51
Speaker 5: that was hypochondria was out of control because I was
32:53
Speaker 5: sick for so long that I was like, there's no
32:55
Speaker 5: way this is mono.
32:56
Speaker 7: It was too much.
32:57
Speaker 5: Yeah.
32:58
Speaker 1: I think that there's times when with bad turbulence where
33:03
Speaker 1: like I don't think it, but my body is going
33:05
Speaker 1: through such like fucking turmoil that my body thinks it
33:08
Speaker 1: and then it feels that like incredible tension. And there's
33:11
Speaker 1: been times when I've been like getting bundled by waves
33:16
Speaker 1: in the ocean where I'm like, this could be it when.
33:19
Speaker 3: You fully lose control, Yeah, rolling.
33:22
Speaker 1: Over like your head you're like as Andre.
33:25
Speaker 5: But that's another time where I get out of the
33:27
Speaker 5: water and I'm just hysterically laughing at being like that.
33:29
Speaker 5: Was like what just happened?
33:31
Speaker 7: You're like ass cracks trying.
33:34
Speaker 3: To get sand in your pockets, in your.
33:37
Speaker 1: Pockets like under your ballsack, and like your pockets are
33:40
Speaker 1: heavy with.
33:41
Speaker 3: Sand, with sand with shells in it.
33:43
Speaker 5: That might be like the hardest I've ever laughed is
33:45
Speaker 5: like when you get like fully scorpioned and you're like
33:48
Speaker 5: your your face is on the fucking sand, your legs
33:51
Speaker 5: are like over your body.
33:53
Speaker 3: You can get paralyzed. Way, Yeah, you're sure dumped on
33:56
Speaker 3: by a wave on the too shallow of a brick
33:59
Speaker 3: and you're.
34:00
Speaker 5: Because you know it's coming when you're when you go
34:02
Speaker 5: to catch a wave bodysurfing, and then all of a
34:04
Speaker 5: sudden you're at the top of the wave and you're
34:06
Speaker 5: going ahead first into the water.
34:11
Speaker 7: Into like a.
34:12
Speaker 1: Full like pill like like a little pill bug.
34:16
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen a really good body surfer when
34:18
Speaker 3: they carve across the wave with one hand out.
34:20
Speaker 5: We had a we went to I went to Martha's
34:23
Speaker 5: Vineyard when I was really young, and there was a
34:25
Speaker 5: dude that was bodysurfing there and he would do this
34:27
Speaker 5: thing where instead of like how we would catch the wave,
34:29
Speaker 5: where you kind of just swim into it. He would
34:31
Speaker 5: do this two both arm roll like formation where he
34:35
Speaker 5: would he would go like this, he would catch the
34:36
Speaker 5: wave and you go, and then he would be inside
34:40
Speaker 5: the wave and he would fuck he would I mean,
34:42
Speaker 5: he was a He was a monster on the waves.
34:45
Speaker 3: That's cool.
34:46
Speaker 1: My brother in law taught me about this way that
34:48
Speaker 1: you can jump jump in a pool. It's like some
34:51
Speaker 1: kind of boy scout maneuver where you jump into a
34:53
Speaker 1: pool and you do some ship with your arms that like,
34:56
Speaker 1: as you jump in, your head never goes underwater like
35:00
Speaker 1: our dives.
35:00
Speaker 3: When I was taught that.
35:03
Speaker 1: As you jump in, I feel like I worked on
35:06
Speaker 1: it for forty minutes. Every single time, I just was
35:10
Speaker 1: spastically fucking throwing my arms around. It never worked at all.
35:14
Speaker 1: I would have loved to have been able to fucking
35:16
Speaker 1: land it. Francis, have you ever felt like you were
35:18
Speaker 1: gonna die?
35:19
Speaker 3: Oh? Yep, twice. Actually you know a couple of times,
35:25
Speaker 3: and I think I was right.
35:28
Speaker 5: Have you ever had any actual close calls you die.
35:32
Speaker 3: I've had a few. I've had some bad moments where
35:37
Speaker 3: you start to think I need to get religious. Yeah, because, uh,
35:42
Speaker 3: one time I dove off my dock. I was alone
35:44
Speaker 3: and I hit my head on a cement a grip.
35:46
Speaker 5: You told me about that, yeah, And I.
35:48
Speaker 3: Was alone, and I did remember you telling me about it.
35:51
Speaker 3: Came out of the water, and I don't know why
35:54
Speaker 3: I didn't lose consciousness because I dove onto a cement
35:58
Speaker 3: block the first thing that was my head and and
36:04
Speaker 3: I came out of the water and there was blood shooting,
36:09
Speaker 3: like arcing, like I could see it as a constant stream.
36:14
Speaker 3: I think it was making a sound like it's so funny.
36:18
Speaker 3: It was. It was shooting out of my head like
36:21
Speaker 3: a spitting cupid, unbroken, as though you'd like cut a
36:26
Speaker 3: hole or a little slit in like a water balloon
36:28
Speaker 3: or I don't even know what.
36:30
Speaker 5: I was just thinking the other day about how I've
36:32
Speaker 5: never bled, like how they bleed in movies where it's
36:34
Speaker 5: I was like, I don't think you actually anyone actually
36:36
Speaker 5: bleeds like that.
36:37
Speaker 3: I was. It was. It was. It was a faucet
36:42
Speaker 3: of blood coming out of my head.
36:45
Speaker 7: Oh my god, but you're so lucky you didn't go unconscious.
36:49
Speaker 3: Well that's what's that, And the fact that I didn't
36:51
Speaker 3: break my neck because it was a complete spinal stopping,
36:56
Speaker 3: you know, I I dove and my hands went over
37:00
Speaker 3: for it was a bucket of cement that was anchoring
37:04
Speaker 3: the dock, and my hands went over it, which meant
37:07
Speaker 3: that the first thing that hit was my head. Yeah,
37:11
Speaker 3: I can see the scar there.
37:13
Speaker 7: Like compressed your spine.
37:15
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I see it. It's like exactly in the
37:19
Speaker 5: center of your.
37:20
Speaker 7: Right and that's exactly how people get paralyzed.
37:23
Speaker 3: Yeah. And then I came out of the water and
37:25
Speaker 3: I went Bob's hilarious. And my mom. You know our house,
37:38
Speaker 3: it is like set back, and so I was all
37:42
Speaker 3: the way down, all the way at the end of
37:44
Speaker 3: the like the marsh and then the water, so it's
37:48
Speaker 3: really far away. My mom was in the front of
37:50
Speaker 3: the house and I was off the back of the
37:51
Speaker 3: house yard downsteps dock, end of the dock, and so
37:56
Speaker 3: she didn't hear me. She was on the phone. But
37:58
Speaker 3: our next door neighbors heard me. And the guy came
38:01
Speaker 3: out and he goes, are you okay, And I go, no,
38:05
Speaker 3: I've hit my head, and he goes, how bad? And
38:11
Speaker 3: I was like, I can see the blood and he goes,
38:14
Speaker 3: do you need an ambulance? And I go, I think so.
38:18
Speaker 3: And then when in the water, treading water or the
38:21
Speaker 3: water was only this is why this happened, was because
38:24
Speaker 3: I had left judged how deep the water was. It
38:27
Speaker 3: was half tied, so I thought it was a lot
38:30
Speaker 3: deeper than it was. And it wasn't.
38:31
Speaker 7: You're just standing there.
38:32
Speaker 3: I wasn't even it wasn't even up to my waist.
38:36
Speaker 3: It's like just above my knee. But it's murky water,
38:40
Speaker 3: so I couldn't see. And I was really hung over too,
38:43
Speaker 3: so and so I was standing in the water. And
38:48
Speaker 3: then I knew, well, if I'm going to pass out,
38:50
Speaker 3: I need to make sure I'm not in the water
38:51
Speaker 3: because then I'll drop and drown. So I then shuffled
38:55
Speaker 3: back to the dock and I sat on the dock.
38:57
Speaker 3: And I'm sitting on the dock with my feet in
38:59
Speaker 3: the water, and I'm thinking, Okay, well somebody will come
39:02
Speaker 3: get me. But I'm still watching the blood. It's not
39:06
Speaker 3: getting it's not tapered. It's probably a good thing. You
39:10
Speaker 3: don't want that to start slowing down. No, it wasn't
39:12
Speaker 3: slowing down. And I'm like, man, this is getting to
39:15
Speaker 3: be a lot of blood. And you could see it
39:17
Speaker 3: in the water. And so then I got I was
39:20
Speaker 3: like well, I need to know, I need to make
39:21
Speaker 3: an effort to get to get help. So I decided
39:25
Speaker 3: to stand up and I was walking. I started walking
39:29
Speaker 3: up the dock and then the steps, and later I
39:33
Speaker 3: would go back and look and there was a an
39:35
Speaker 3: unbroken trail of blood all the way up.
39:39
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, like in a in a not drop
39:42
Speaker 1: like closed caption or a closed circuit TV video of
39:45
Speaker 1: somebody getting shot at a supermarket and they like walk
39:48
Speaker 1: out and there's just like that trail of blood.
39:50
Speaker 3: There was a hole in my foot and I had
39:52
Speaker 3: dragged my foot all the way in a line, make
39:54
Speaker 3: a line, and then I got all the way to
39:57
Speaker 3: the top. By this point that guy had had called
40:00
Speaker 3: my mom, and so just as I got to the
40:02
Speaker 3: top of the yard, my mom came out the back.
40:05
Speaker 3: I was my old body is covered and blood covered.
40:11
Speaker 7: And how terrified she was.
40:13
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she she went into a like mom mode.
40:16
Speaker 3: She was like going to fix there. And she got
40:18
Speaker 3: a towel and she applied pressure and it was like
40:21
Speaker 3: this amazing kind of instinctual this thing. And then we
40:26
Speaker 3: called an ambulance and I got in the ambulance and
40:29
Speaker 3: we went to the hospital. And I've been in an ambulance.
40:32
Speaker 3: Since before too, I've I've hurt myself a lot.
40:36
Speaker 5: There was always like a kid in high school who
40:38
Speaker 5: had like cracked his head open like six times.
40:41
Speaker 7: I had a traumatic head injury in uh in college
40:44
Speaker 7: it was.
40:46
Speaker 1: One of my friends at Penn State was on the
40:48
Speaker 1: first floor dorm, this dude named Mike Ford. They called
40:51
Speaker 1: him Mods because like model t Ford. He was like
40:54
Speaker 1: this six to eight offensive tackle, just a big dude.
40:57
Speaker 1: And I would just go to his window and like
40:59
Speaker 1: knock up and like hide and like fuck with him,
41:01
Speaker 1: and he'd like come to the window like buck at me,
41:04
Speaker 1: and I'd like come back three minutes later and like
41:07
Speaker 1: fucking pop my head up tap on the window, and he'd.
41:09
Speaker 7: Like like who the fuck's out there?
41:11
Speaker 1: And by the third time I did it, he like
41:13
Speaker 1: just whipped around and came out the door.
41:16
Speaker 7: Hence it was the nighttime.
41:17
Speaker 1: So I sprinted off into the darkness of the night
41:19
Speaker 1: at Penn State, and I didn't even know what happened,
41:23
Speaker 1: and then suddenly I was on my back. I fucking
41:26
Speaker 1: ran into a horizontal tree branch that just closed.
41:30
Speaker 3: Me and knocked me out.
41:32
Speaker 7: I had to go to the hospital. I got like
41:34
Speaker 7: three staples in my head up here, and it was
41:36
Speaker 7: the same.
41:37
Speaker 1: Kind of like just nasty, nasty blood just geysering from
41:42
Speaker 1: my head. And it was so embarrassing in the same way,
41:44
Speaker 1: it was just like all my fault. I was being
41:46
Speaker 1: a fucking stupid dickhead trying to mess with mods and
41:50
Speaker 1: he fucking chased my ass down, and now I have
41:52
Speaker 1: a lump in my fucking brain.
41:55
Speaker 7: Really, we're like like a palpable lump in my head, dude.
42:00
Speaker 3: But that's that's harmless. That's harmless fun. That's not stupid.
42:02
Speaker 3: It's not like you jumped out of a tree to
42:04
Speaker 3: impress a group of fat people. Is that what you did? No?
42:06
Speaker 3: I didn't, but a lot of people do that. That's
42:08
Speaker 3: the video you typically see.
42:09
Speaker 5: That's like the that's like the go to move for
42:11
Speaker 5: fred dudes, just like the high object what Yeah, Yeah,
42:15
Speaker 5: like jumping off of roofs into like into pools some.
42:18
Speaker 7: Chef Donnie ship. Yeah, that is just jumping off.
42:22
Speaker 5: I honestly, dude, I took a spill in here two
42:24
Speaker 5: days ago. That was the that was the most like
42:26
Speaker 5: out of control I've been in a while. I fell
42:29
Speaker 5: down those two stairs. I thought I broke my ankle,
42:34
Speaker 5: and then I just went and laid in bed in
42:35
Speaker 5: like thirty minutes past, and it was completely fine.
42:38
Speaker 7: You just rolled your ankle.
42:39
Speaker 3: Yeah, roll. You're gonna have to see how this developed hurts,
42:42
Speaker 3: So we go down and see what happens.
42:45
Speaker 5: I was like, what, I don't even know what I
42:47
Speaker 5: slipped on.
42:48
Speaker 3: Here's me taking care of myself. You just you're just saying,
42:52
Speaker 3: like the world's dangerous today. Yeah, so we better play
42:56
Speaker 3: it safe and go to bed. Oh, I went and laiden.
42:59
Speaker 3: I was already on my way into my room. So
43:02
Speaker 3: you get something, so you jerked off about it and
43:06
Speaker 3: you're fine.
43:06
Speaker 5: I honestly I was. I was in the middle of
43:08
Speaker 5: playing video games, and I went, I was going to
43:10
Speaker 5: get like my phone charger, and then I just laid
43:11
Speaker 5: in bed for like five minutes and then got back
43:13
Speaker 5: up and hurt still, But now it's feels completely It's.
43:16
Speaker 1: Crazy how like a rolled ankle in the moment can
43:18
Speaker 1: be the most painful thing ever, and then within thirty
43:21
Speaker 1: minutes you're like, yeah, pretty okay.
43:23
Speaker 3: Yeah. The worst part of my situation was that when
43:26
Speaker 3: we finally got to the hospital, they had to numb
43:28
Speaker 3: up the wound and then I had little pieces of
43:31
Speaker 3: the cement bucket had lodged into my skull. Ooh, and
43:36
Speaker 3: so they had to go in and they had to
43:38
Speaker 3: scrape them out, these little bits, and I couldn't feel anything,
43:43
Speaker 3: but I well, I could kind of feel it, but
43:46
Speaker 3: the sensation was like someone was dragging their fingernails down
43:51
Speaker 3: a chalkboard inside my head.
43:54
Speaker 7: Where you definitely concussed. I don't know, you must have been.
43:57
Speaker 7: There's nothing like your brain.
43:59
Speaker 5: If you get that bad of a head injury, they
44:01
Speaker 5: probably don't even like think about a concussions. Yeah, but
44:05
Speaker 5: we got bigger things to worry about.
44:07
Speaker 3: My high school girlfriend at that time that I wasn't
44:12
Speaker 3: particularly serious with had been her period had been late,
44:16
Speaker 3: and so I had.
44:18
Speaker 7: I was very bleeding for the both of you trouble
44:20
Speaker 7: that she was.
44:21
Speaker 3: Pregnant, and uh, I hadn't told her. I had hung
44:26
Speaker 3: out with her the night before and then she left,
44:29
Speaker 3: and then the next morning I did jumped off the
44:31
Speaker 3: doc this all.
44:32
Speaker 5: Don't she think you were killing yourself?
44:33
Speaker 3: No? No, she didn't know. But I left the hospital
44:36
Speaker 3: and she was like, I got some good news. I
44:39
Speaker 3: I got my period today. As I got I read
44:43
Speaker 3: that text in the ambulance. That's hilarious.
44:46
Speaker 1: I was picturing you, like being in the hospital, gripping
44:49
Speaker 1: her up, being like, I don't want this kid to
44:51
Speaker 1: grow up with them dead.
44:55
Speaker 5: The girl, I thought you were going to tell her
44:57
Speaker 5: that you you tried to kill yourself.
44:58
Speaker 3: That would be hilarious. If she had been pregnant and
45:02
Speaker 3: insisted on having the kid, I would have jumped back.
45:05
Speaker 5: Off the dock because she Yeah, I thought the tide
45:08
Speaker 5: went up. It turns out I was lower than ever.
45:13
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's no water there.
45:15
Speaker 5: I don't think I've had any I don't think i've
45:16
Speaker 5: really had any like crazy. I mean, I told you
45:18
Speaker 5: about the time when I was biking and I got
45:20
Speaker 5: clothes lined by that wire when I was in I
45:25
Speaker 5: was really young when that happened. I was in like
45:26
Speaker 5: fifth grade when that happened.
45:28
Speaker 3: Was that bad? I don't think that's really in the same.
45:32
Speaker 5: But I did almost like there was like a big
45:35
Speaker 5: cut in my neck, like this big.
45:38
Speaker 3: Was it bleeding though, Yeah, but just a little. It
45:41
Speaker 3: was sort of just red and not not. It was
45:43
Speaker 3: like scabbed over and scabbed but not.
45:47
Speaker 5: And then I was having a sleepover that night and
45:49
Speaker 5: I went back to the kid's house and my mom
45:51
Speaker 5: picks me up the next morning and the parents like,
45:53
Speaker 5: never told my mom. Yeah, so my mom picks me
45:56
Speaker 5: up and I had this fucking gash through my neck,
45:58
Speaker 5: and my mom was like, what the is this?
46:00
Speaker 3: I think when you're able to sleepover, it's probably not
46:04
Speaker 3: that bad. I think it was.
46:05
Speaker 5: I think it was in I was in immense amounts
46:07
Speaker 5: of pain. But when you're that age, you're like, I'll
46:09
Speaker 5: fight through this for the.
46:09
Speaker 3: Sleep Because I remember being that age and I had
46:12
Speaker 3: bad pain and I had to cancel sleepovers. That's because
46:15
Speaker 3: you weren't about it. No, it's because I was having
46:18
Speaker 3: worse injuries than you were. He weren't about hanging with
46:20
Speaker 3: the boys.
46:20
Speaker 5: I think when I was that age, dude, I could
46:23
Speaker 5: have lost a limb and toughed it out for the sleepover.
46:27
Speaker 1: Sleepovers did give you that laughter were just talking about,
46:29
Speaker 1: Francis that that like true?
46:31
Speaker 3: Pure?
46:31
Speaker 1: Like I can't stop laughing.
46:34
Speaker 5: Yeah, especially when it's like four in the morning and
46:37
Speaker 5: like one of the parents comes down and the dad
46:40
Speaker 5: comes down in his boxers and he's like shut it
46:42
Speaker 5: down now, and you're like, fuck you. You're mumbling under
46:48
Speaker 5: your breath black. You're trying to hold in the laughter
46:53
Speaker 5: so bad as you're all pretending to be asleep. But
46:55
Speaker 5: some random kid's dad is just hovering over you.
46:59
Speaker 3: I heard talking down here.
47:01
Speaker 5: It's four in the fucking morning.
47:04
Speaker 3: Shut up, dick, Shut up, old bitch.
47:08
Speaker 7: That's what you guys were doing. Oh yeah, we were
47:10
Speaker 7: all very sweet to that parents of the sleepovers.
47:13
Speaker 4: And.
47:15
Speaker 5: You guys had a boring ass childhood. I had black
47:18
Speaker 5: friends you met, bro, Well, that's probably why you were
47:20
Speaker 5: so sweet. They were gonna whoop your ass.
47:26
Speaker 7: First off, he was at my house. Okay, well, my
47:29
Speaker 7: sweet ass parents are whippingbody.
47:32
Speaker 5: And let you go over to the black kids houses.
47:34
Speaker 3: We went over there too.
47:35
Speaker 5: Well, you said, first of all, was at my house,
47:37
Speaker 5: isn't this one?
47:38
Speaker 7: I'm talking about this specific sleepover.
47:40
Speaker 5: I don't remember exact sleepovers.
47:43
Speaker 1: I remember the one joke that made me laugh so
47:45
Speaker 1: hard and we were like trying to tell people to
47:46
Speaker 1: stop laughing, and I was like cut it out, and
47:49
Speaker 1: one kid was like okay, And I had some imaginary.
47:54
Speaker 5: I was Gladys Killer.
47:57
Speaker 7: That is funny. Control my impulses in my body?
48:02
Speaker 3: What?
48:03
Speaker 5: Oh, Italy Pulia, Yes, here's the question. Destination destination.
48:09
Speaker 3: It's a destination. Here's the question that I have for
48:12
Speaker 3: you guys. Right, if if I'm paying for the flights,
48:18
Speaker 3: am I allowed to not gonna get by one business
48:24
Speaker 3: class seat and then like one premium economy seat and
48:27
Speaker 3: I get the business class seat and my wife takes
48:29
Speaker 3: the premium economy seat.
48:31
Speaker 1: She'll be pregnant at this time, so that's all You're
48:34
Speaker 1: going to be so fucked over it. That is going
48:35
Speaker 1: to be flipped on its head and you're gonna want.
48:38
Speaker 3: You're gonna end up in like coach somehow.
48:39
Speaker 7: And she's going to be stretching her feet out.
48:43
Speaker 3: I can't do it.
48:44
Speaker 5: What about that if she's pregnant? Absolutely no, of course.
48:49
Speaker 3: But here's here's about here's another question. Can we do?
48:54
Speaker 3: Can we do this? You can swap, can get one
48:56
Speaker 3: business class seat in one like regular premium economy seat,
48:59
Speaker 3: and then we do if it's like a ten hour flight,
49:02
Speaker 3: we we each get spun at hours in the business
49:04
Speaker 3: class seat and five hours and we swapped mid flight.
49:07
Speaker 3: I think that's fair.
49:07
Speaker 5: I think that's fair.
49:08
Speaker 4: You do that.
49:09
Speaker 5: You absolutely can see people do it with course, especially
49:12
Speaker 5: a long flight. On a five hour flight, you can
49:14
Speaker 5: definitely do it ten ten. Yeah, but yeah, but like
49:18
Speaker 5: you could definitely switch five hours in.
49:19
Speaker 3: I think that would be a great solution.
49:21
Speaker 5: But sometimes they get weird about like meals and ship
49:25
Speaker 5: when you're upfront like that, they're like, your you did
49:29
Speaker 5: in order to the stake. I don't remember you being
49:31
Speaker 5: up here.
49:32
Speaker 3: But we'll tell them. We'll tell them because they'll know. Yeah,
49:36
Speaker 3: I think that works. I think you could do that
49:37
Speaker 3: for sure. I think that's a good solution.
49:40
Speaker 7: Do what what What would your wife think about that?
49:43
Speaker 7: Have you broached?
49:44
Speaker 3: You have to pick bach?
49:45
Speaker 2: Don't?
49:46
Speaker 3: Because you clearly I don't right now. I don't have
49:48
Speaker 3: enough miles or liquidity to really get two business class seats.
49:53
Speaker 3: And I don't want to go on this trip unless
49:56
Speaker 3: we're comfortable, because I don't even want to go.
49:59
Speaker 5: The The problem is everyone's gonna want the back half.
50:03
Speaker 5: No one like the back half is clearly going to
50:05
Speaker 5: be the better half to take the good.
50:07
Speaker 7: Seat getting woken up to be like, oh yeah, you
50:09
Speaker 7: gotta go back to.
50:10
Speaker 5: A Sorry, I had a really peaceful first five hours,
50:13
Speaker 5: Go slum it out in the back for the last
50:15
Speaker 5: five Except premium economy is gonna be good.
50:18
Speaker 3: Still won't be bad, but it's not as good.
50:21
Speaker 1: That's cool shit that a guy is like forced to
50:24
Speaker 1: be a gentleman in that situation. Ever since I've been married,
50:27
Speaker 1: I've taken the middle seat every like we're three across.
50:30
Speaker 1: My wife will always get the window. I will always
50:32
Speaker 1: have to have the middle seat. I sat next to
50:34
Speaker 1: five pound hasidic dude on the fucking way to Chicago
50:38
Speaker 1: the other day, and this dude fucking was he literally
50:42
Speaker 1: knocked my.
50:42
Speaker 5: Arm off the fucking Yeah, I've had that happen.
50:44
Speaker 1: He like, not like accidentally, he like just while I
50:47
Speaker 1: was asleep, knock my shit off.
50:49
Speaker 7: It was so fucking painful.
50:51
Speaker 5: But I think what the couples are doing these days
50:53
Speaker 5: is you're getting there, going aisle seat, aisle seat next
50:55
Speaker 5: to each other, so no one has the middle seat,
50:59
Speaker 5: so neither of you have the middle You both have
51:00
Speaker 5: aisle seats, but you're still next to each other.
51:01
Speaker 7: Well, how are we going to cuddle?
51:02
Speaker 3: Then you're telling me that is a Jewish guy was
51:07
Speaker 3: encroaching into your space.
51:10
Speaker 7: Yeah, you get what I'm putting down. Fucking and he
51:15
Speaker 7: was using tunnels. It's the other way around.
51:18
Speaker 3: Actually, here's here's my question. I was flying on a
51:22
Speaker 3: flight not too long ago, and I was I didn't
51:25
Speaker 3: even know it, but I was sitting directly next to
51:28
Speaker 3: a Muslim guy and at one point in the flight
51:30
Speaker 3: he started praying, okay, just put uh did he no?
51:36
Speaker 3: He did it in his seat.
51:37
Speaker 7: He was making so much half and.
51:40
Speaker 3: I was like, dude, I don't think we're flying West.
51:44
Speaker 7: You're actually doing this wrong.
51:45
Speaker 3: I was so culturally aware that I was like, I don't.
51:48
Speaker 3: Actually you pulled up.
51:49
Speaker 1: The flight map and you're like, Mecca is actually this way.
51:51
Speaker 3: Yeah, based on the orientation of the plane. But he
51:56
Speaker 3: did that, and he was going through the whole thing,
51:58
Speaker 3: you know, and I I was trying to be so
52:04
Speaker 3: progressive and and like open mind, just telling myself the
52:11
Speaker 3: whole time, this is fine, this is fine.
52:14
Speaker 7: Because deep down you thought that something. He thought that
52:17
Speaker 7: he was saying his last right.
52:18
Speaker 3: It's it's so conjuring of I hate to say it,
52:22
Speaker 3: but the.
52:24
Speaker 7: So conjuring of Yeah, the nastiest ideas, I.
52:27
Speaker 5: Mean I've had. I've had like ubers or cab drivers
52:31
Speaker 5: where I've walked up to the uber and the dude
52:33
Speaker 5: was on the ground. You just got to stand there
52:36
Speaker 5: and be like.
52:37
Speaker 3: Dude, we're four seats, cockpit, bro, and there's a guy.
52:42
Speaker 5: Was he middle or window seat?
52:45
Speaker 3: He had aisle?
52:46
Speaker 7: I had windows, so you would have had to cow.
52:50
Speaker 3: Let's just put it this way.
52:51
Speaker 5: I started stretching, Yeah, you can't if he's in the aisle.
52:56
Speaker 3: I took out a long length of dental flows quietly,
53:04
Speaker 3: that much flaws, And I was like, you'll.
53:05
Speaker 5: Say, terrorism doesn't scare me at all.
53:10
Speaker 3: Must be nice. That's a generational.
53:14
Speaker 5: It doesn't scare me. I mean, obviously nine to eleven
53:16
Speaker 5: I was horrified, but I think I've like, I think
53:19
Speaker 5: I've rehabilitated very well.
53:21
Speaker 3: Not going through this again about what you don't get,
53:24
Speaker 3: you don't get nine eleven.
53:26
Speaker 1: I don't know if you say that, but I had
53:28
Speaker 1: me shaken in my boots.
53:30
Speaker 3: You don't get to have it.
53:31
Speaker 5: Nine to eleven was probably the scary. We said, have
53:33
Speaker 5: you ever been scared of dying? Yes? On September eleventh,
53:36
Speaker 5: two thousand and.
53:36
Speaker 1: One, Roshima fucking like it was yesterday. It was terrifying.
53:39
Speaker 5: Mmm, I watched Oppenheimer.
53:42
Speaker 3: You hadn't seen it? No, It's great, so good, so good.
53:46
Speaker 5: I haven't seen a movie like that in a while.
53:47
Speaker 5: Where like I was I was fully in within two minutes.
53:52
Speaker 5: It thhonn down. Dude, What was up with people saying
53:55
Speaker 5: that the last hour was bad? I didn't find They
53:58
Speaker 5: must just be fucking stupid because people wanted the climax
54:01
Speaker 5: to be the bomb. Yeah, but like, yeah, the funniest
54:04
Speaker 5: I thought that was hilarious too, that people were like,
54:06
Speaker 5: they don't even show it hitting Hiroshima yea.
54:11
Speaker 3: Melting.
54:12
Speaker 5: Make a recreation of the fucking off people's skin getting
54:16
Speaker 5: burnt off.
54:17
Speaker 1: We need ten thousand Japanese extras.
54:21
Speaker 5: I thought that movie. I thought the last hour was
54:23
Speaker 5: amazing looking.
54:24
Speaker 3: We're looking for people that used to weigh seven hundred
54:26
Speaker 3: pounds and have cut a lot of weight. We can't
54:29
Speaker 3: afford the skin surgery.
54:32
Speaker 5: To flow a fan at you guys really hard.
54:36
Speaker 3: And by the way, our director of photography Francis is
54:39
Speaker 3: going to try to titty of the men if you
54:42
Speaker 3: can the excess skin.
54:44
Speaker 1: Yeah but yeah, that's a really good movie, dude. But
54:47
Speaker 1: have you guys watched Soft Bring yet?
54:49
Speaker 5: That was the worst movie I've ever seen in my
54:51
Speaker 5: entire life.
54:52
Speaker 3: I can't stop hearing about how good it is. People
54:54
Speaker 3: are telling me it's incredible.
54:55
Speaker 5: If anyone is telling you that that movie is incredible.
54:57
Speaker 3: I'm not even kidding.
54:58
Speaker 5: You should cut them out of your life.
54:59
Speaker 3: On final it was your favorite movie scene in all year.
55:03
Speaker 5: He then I mean then that that actually I just
55:06
Speaker 5: lost a lot of respect for Out of Order. Now
55:10
Speaker 5: we might have to cancel that entire show. That was
55:12
Speaker 5: the worst movie I've ever seen entire life A have
55:17
Speaker 5: you ever seen the talent talented mister Ripley. It was
55:20
Speaker 5: the exact thay they stole the plot word for word.
55:25
Speaker 5: He blatantly stole that movie.
55:27
Speaker 7: And then I thought it was gonna be a little
55:28
Speaker 7: call me or like call me by your name situation
55:31
Speaker 7: that'd be like that fucking sucked. It was also in
55:36
Speaker 7: a weird way.
55:36
Speaker 1: It was like that South Park episode like a poop
55:39
Speaker 1: that made a pee, where it was like that they
55:42
Speaker 1: just wrote the most fucked up and like disgusting ship
55:46
Speaker 1: that they possibly could.
55:47
Speaker 7: It's just so everyone would be like eww.
55:51
Speaker 5: I legitimately like that movie was so bad that I
55:53
Speaker 5: got like angry at the world after that that people
55:57
Speaker 5: are actually saying that they, like, you know, enjoyed that movie.
56:00
Speaker 5: Nobody liked that movie.
56:02
Speaker 7: Trans you should watch I bet you'll enjoy it.
56:04
Speaker 5: I think you've seen talented mister Ripley. Yes, you'll watch
56:07
Speaker 5: it and within five seconds you'll turn it off. You'll go,
56:09
Speaker 5: this is just a blatant Repp.
56:10
Speaker 3: Don't really mind movies that are derivative, dude. It's not
56:12
Speaker 3: derivative carbon Friends with Benefits and I like no Strings Attacked.
56:16
Speaker 5: Dude, it's a carbon copy. It's the exact same movie.
56:19
Speaker 3: Those are the two movies that are the same, and
56:21
Speaker 3: I like them both.
56:22
Speaker 5: I promise you these are more similar.
56:24
Speaker 3: I liked both fire Festival documentaries.
56:26
Speaker 5: That's way different. Given I liked I liked Painkillers and
56:30
Speaker 5: I liked Dope Sick. I liked them both.
56:32
Speaker 7: The dude, this was the and then you're just seaming.
56:35
Speaker 5: The craziest part was that the director was like, there
56:38
Speaker 5: was zero inspiration taken from talented. Mister Ripley's like, yeah, dude,
56:41
Speaker 5: except for the entire movie, you fucking dumbass. I'm so
56:45
Speaker 5: sick of these movies that like are so bad and
56:47
Speaker 5: then people are like that was actually a.
56:49
Speaker 3: Phenomenal fee for you.
56:52
Speaker 5: It's because people like movies where they know they're bad,
56:55
Speaker 5: but then they're like, well, I went to n y
56:57
Speaker 5: U Film School, so actually I know reasons why this
56:59
Speaker 5: movie is better. We need to just the cinematography in
57:02
Speaker 5: this movie is phenomenal, great shots.
57:05
Speaker 3: Let's move on, fucking bold. What I have to say,
57:08
Speaker 3: which is anatomy of a fault?
57:10
Speaker 7: What's that one? I saw?
57:15
Speaker 3: What? You didn't like it? The pivot?
57:18
Speaker 7: The pivot was fun You're.
57:20
Speaker 5: Funny, dude, No, I like I do.
57:22
Speaker 3: You can go about that if you know we're here.
57:24
Speaker 3: Sometimes I could go on.
57:26
Speaker 5: About this movie like I do the thoughts I have
57:28
Speaker 5: on this movie, like I'm not even kidding, like angry
57:31
Speaker 5: at the world for how bad that movie was. Get
57:34
Speaker 5: it a waste of space and time.
57:37
Speaker 3: I know how you feel about the film.
57:40
Speaker 5: They should kill everyone that was involved in that movie.
57:42
Speaker 5: They should round them up and burn them.
57:44
Speaker 3: That's not that's not nice.
57:45
Speaker 5: They should make them all jump off of that fucking
57:47
Speaker 5: deck and smash their heads.
57:50
Speaker 3: In good Let's find more ways and then.
57:53
Speaker 5: Everyone that went on letterbox and was like ten out
57:56
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Speaker 5: Thank you. I've never watched a full movie like that
1:00:16
Speaker 5: and been genuinely angry.
1:00:19
Speaker 3: Circling back, You've covered that find new ways.
1:00:22
Speaker 5: I'm just saying, what did you bologize for what I
1:00:24
Speaker 5: said about the Holocaust?
1:00:25
Speaker 3: There?
1:00:25
Speaker 5: Things got out of control.
1:00:27
Speaker 7: That movie is so many as you were like to
1:00:29
Speaker 7: say that.
1:00:32
Speaker 1: During the whole thing, I was like, Oh, they're just
1:00:33
Speaker 1: trying to put like cram in as much fucked up
1:00:36
Speaker 1: stuff as possible.
1:00:38
Speaker 3: Wait, you had a take before he went off, and
1:00:43
Speaker 3: I trust you'll honestly give us that take. What was
1:00:47
Speaker 3: your take before his take?
1:00:49
Speaker 7: I wasn't offended.
1:00:51
Speaker 1: It's like a very conversation starting movie.
1:00:53
Speaker 7: It's like something that will do bad.
1:00:55
Speaker 3: We wanted to have a conversation. And then he delivered
1:00:58
Speaker 3: the fucking get Burg address.
1:01:01
Speaker 1: Which I think proves how that the movie is good
1:01:04
Speaker 1: art because it has given him such a visceral reaction.
1:01:07
Speaker 3: Have you ever what's your favorite movie? Inception? Inception?
1:01:11
Speaker 5: Have you ever had anyone explain Inception and be like
1:01:14
Speaker 5: that movie was very curious, really thought provoking, or like
1:01:18
Speaker 5: that that movie is a fun one to bounce conversations.
1:01:21
Speaker 5: That means if you have to describe a movie as
1:01:23
Speaker 5: people like all the all the comments are like this
1:01:26
Speaker 5: movie is it's not great, but it's fun that the
1:01:28
Speaker 5: movie sucks.
1:01:29
Speaker 3: That's all.
1:01:31
Speaker 1: When I was watching it, I was like, all right,
1:01:33
Speaker 1: this movie's asked that that. It was just like they're
1:01:35
Speaker 1: they're just trying to They're like, it's almost comical where
1:01:39
Speaker 1: they're just like, what's the most fucked up thing that
1:01:42
Speaker 1: we could put in this in this part of the movie,
1:01:44
Speaker 1: And what's the most fucked up thing we could put
1:01:45
Speaker 1: in this part of the movie.
1:01:46
Speaker 7: But I watched it till the end. I enjoyed it,
1:01:48
Speaker 7: and I've enjoyed talking about it and bringing it up
1:01:50
Speaker 7: to people.
1:01:50
Speaker 3: Cool. So thumbs up from Rome.
1:01:54
Speaker 5: I'm gonna tell you to watch it.
1:01:55
Speaker 7: Thumbs up.
1:01:55
Speaker 3: It's lore. I would I'm gonna I would pay you
1:02:01
Speaker 3: to not watch this movie.
1:02:02
Speaker 5: Why the one hundred dollars?
1:02:04
Speaker 7: How about what if you let him?
1:02:06
Speaker 3: Yes, you know what I'm asking.
1:02:07
Speaker 5: No, I'll pay you one hundred dollars to not watch
1:02:09
Speaker 5: this movie.
1:02:09
Speaker 3: Don't watch the movie? Do I? No squeeze him, no squeeze.
1:02:15
Speaker 3: Now we do have to end that.
1:02:16
Speaker 5: We got to go into this live.
1:02:17
Speaker 7: Okay, We'll cram in some ads and we'll see you
1:02:20
Speaker 7: guys next week.
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Speaker 3: Goodbye,