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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: What's the vibe for horoscopes today?
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  Speaker 2: I am letting you know the exact thing that your
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  Speaker 2: zodiac sign does to get back at someone who does
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  Speaker 2: you dirty. So if it's your birthday today, you are
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  Speaker 2: a Virgo and you share a birthday with a ton
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  Speaker 2: of celebrities. Abby Lee Miller, Jason Derulo, Stephen King, Bill Murray,
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  Speaker 2: David Coulier, Alfonso Ribeiro, and Lindsey Stirling. Wow. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Lots of celebrities. Are we still in Virgo season?
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  Speaker 2: We are still in Virgo season, but only till tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: We got a Virgo on the line right now. Roxanne. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Are you a Virgo?
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  Speaker 3: I am.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Awesome. Okay, Virgos, how you guys get back at someone
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  Speaker 2: who does you dirty, you will do a whole breakdown
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  Speaker 2: of their life and their childhood. You will pinpoint exactly
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  Speaker 2: why they're the worst human ever, and then you will
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  Speaker 2: find the one thing that they are slacking on, whether
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  Speaker 2: that's their job, their family, or their confidence, and you
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  Speaker 2: will throw jabs at them until they break.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting. Interesting.
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  Speaker 3: It's not on purpose to get them to break. They
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  Speaker 3: just break and then we feel bad. Oh, I didn't
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  Speaker 3: know you were going to cry.
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  Speaker 1: You feel bad? You feel bad? You feel? Yeah. All right, Roxanne.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for calling in, Roxanne. Thank you. Goretti. Is that
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  Speaker 1: your name? I said it right? Goretti?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: That's your first name? That is my first name. That's
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  Speaker 1: a very unique name. I've never heard of that before.
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  Speaker 1: What's the story behind that name? So I just know
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  Speaker 1: that she's a saint.
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  Speaker 2: Her name is Maria Goretti.
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  Speaker 1: She's from Italy.
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  Speaker 2: I think.
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  Speaker 1: How does that make you feel, being named after someone
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  Speaker 1: like that? To be honest, I don't like the name.
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  Speaker 3: And how about Rich, being a Catholic schoolboy, not knowing that?
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  Speaker 3: I have never heard of that one. I thought it
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  Speaker 3: was like, well, either way. Well, what's your sign, Goretti?
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  Speaker 2: I am a Scorpio. All right, Scorpios, this is how
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  Speaker 2: you get back at someone who did you dirty. You Scorpios,
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  Speaker 2: you will gather any information on them that you can
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  Speaker 2: for like the next six months. Then you're going to
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  Speaker 2: hold on to it until they're having the best day
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  Speaker 2: of their life. And then you're going to drop a
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  Speaker 2: truth bomb that completely dismantles their entire world.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds about right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you Scorpios can be a little evil sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we can. All right, Grady. Thanks for listening. Thanks
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  Speaker 1: for calling in. Okay. Bye.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: How about Pisces?
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  Speaker 2: Rich, this is how you get your look back. You
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  Speaker 2: will write a scathing, poetry-level tell-all about them. But the
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  Speaker 2: thing is, though, you will rewrite history.
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  Speaker 1: So you're going to write.
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  Speaker 2: It to where you're the tragic victim. And then you're
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  Speaker 2: going to turn the entire friend group against them while
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  Speaker 2: looking completely innocent. When in reality, you were the one
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  Speaker 2: with the problem the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: Pisces are so extra. Can't deny it, but we are extra. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: that's how you get back. Because we care more. You
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  Speaker 1: got it. How about Libras?
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  Speaker 3: Kyle?
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  Speaker 2: How you get back at someone who did you dirty,
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  Speaker 2: you will become best friends with their enemy or their
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  Speaker 2: ex completely by accident, quote unquote.
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  Speaker 1: By accident.
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  Speaker 2: But just make sure or you're going to do this
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  Speaker 2: just to make sure that they have to see your
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  Speaker 2: face every single time they try to move on.
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  Speaker 1: And then go, hi. So good to see you. What
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  Speaker 1: have you been up to? Yes, exactly like that. How
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  Speaker 1: about Leo's? Yeah, I'm a Leo.
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  Speaker 2: So us Leo's, how we get back at someone who
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  Speaker 2: does us dirty, we will pull off the ultimate upgrade.
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  Speaker 2: We will immediately post our best pictures, start thriving publicly
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  Speaker 2: and privately, and then we're going to act like we
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  Speaker 2: don't even remember their name just to destroy their ego.
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  Speaker 1: So just to get even, you're going to thrive publicly?
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Like you get a great job, build a great career,
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  Speaker 1: but that's not on your own. That's just to get even. Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Got it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: All right. If we didn't get your sign, they're all
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  Speaker 1: posted on our website, johnjainrich.com.