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Choices have Consequences · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:10
  Audio shared by Testecleese: And now's the time when things are shifting.
• 0:12
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We're gonna… there's gonna be a new world order out there.
• 0:15
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm leaving.
• 0:18
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I've never come!
• 0:20
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Who are fake news?
• 0:23
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I am not suicidal!
• 0:26
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. I can circle back, I'll circle back with you.
• 0:31
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:34
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:36
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
• 0:38
  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 337 of the newest, the latest, the greatest Jeffrey and Brian show. I'm Jeffrey.
• 0:45
  Brian McFadden: And I'm Brian.
• 0:47
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I noticed you guys drinking some beers, talking about what's going on.
• 0:53
  Testecleese: Some stuff happened.
• 0:56
  Testecleese: Some stuff got tied up, I guess?
• 0:58
  Testecleese: And… it's gotten to the point where I don't even give a shit to follow what's going on with Iran anymore.
• 1:04
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:06
  Testecleese: I noticed neither one of us shared anything about the alleged, it's about to end, or no, we're gonna blow the shit out of him, now we're gonna invade him, nope, nope, no, we're not. I was like, oh my god.
• 1:17
  Testecleese: But that gets… that feeds right into my theory that, Trump's ultimate goal was to actually keep the Strait of Hormuz closed.
• 1:25
  Testecleese: Instead of actually dealing any kind of, blow to Iran. He's just looking for an excuse to keep it blockaded.
• 1:32
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:35
  Testecleese: And you can't just flat-out tell people, I'm gonna jack up gas prices to screw China, you know?
• 1:42
  Testecleese: Alright, so…
• 1:47
  Testecleese: some lawsuit, I guess, is trying to stop this UFC event that Trump wants to do on,
• 1:52
  Testecleese: The White House grounds?
• 1:53
  Brian McFadden: On Sunday.
• 1:55
  Testecleese: On Sunday, okay.
• 1:56
  Testecleese: Why?
• 1:58
  Brian McFadden: Cause they're trying to say that…
• 2:01
  Brian McFadden: you can't do paid events on White House… on White House grounds or something. They're saying there's some law that stops them from doing that.
• 2:12
  Testecleese: Okay, it's… I think it's somewhere else in here.
• 2:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, DC Sports. The DOJ brought up
• 2:21
  Testecleese: how, shoot, in the 1800s, the White House had baseball games.
• 2:26
  Testecleese: And they even said the, the Easter egg hunt.
• 2:29
  Testecleese: Count as, the same thing. So, there's no precedent there for them to, try to claim.
• 2:37
  Brian McFadden: No, and they're running out of time, too, I mean…
• 2:40
  Brian McFadden: But why do they want to shut it down?
• 2:42
  Testecleese: Just because Trump's doing it? Is that really what it is? That's ridiculous.
• 2:49
  Brian McFadden: Wing.
• 2:50
  Testecleese: Ridiculous.
• 2:51
  Brian McFadden: I think that's why, because.
• 2:53
  Testecleese: He's like, I don't like him so much, I'm not gonna even let people enjoy sports, but whatever.
• 2:58
  Testecleese: Whatever.
• 3:00
  Testecleese: this Navy sailor, then went missing, and then later found dead.
• 3:06
  Testecleese: And her boyfriend pled guilty, right? To murder?
• 3:11
  Brian McFadden: Good. -H.
• 3:12
  Testecleese: And he… and he hit her body behind, like, a hotel or something?
• 3:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 3:17
  Testecleese: What did he get for our sentence?
• 3:19
  Brian McFadden: 43 years in prison.
• 3:21
  Testecleese: 43 years.
• 3:23
  Testecleese: Oof.
• 3:25
  Testecleese: This happened off of Navy property, right?
• 3:29
  Brian McFadden: I think it happened in the barracks, but they found the body off Navy property.
• 3:34
  Brian McFadden: It was a court martial.
• 3:36
  Testecleese: It was a… okay, it was a,
• 3:39
  Testecleese: Department of War trial, not a.
• 3:42
  Brian McFadden: Yes, it was.
• 3:43
  Testecleese: DOJ trial?
• 3:45
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 3:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, that makes sense, then. I'm surprised he didn't get longer than 43, honestly, because he tried to hide the body and everything too, you know?
• 3:56
  Testecleese: But as you know as well as I, the military holds a much higher standard and a much stiffer penalty for violating the rules.
• 4:03
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 4:05
  Testecleese: Not to mention, you killed one of their sailors.
• 4:07
  Testecleese: She, yeah, she was a sailor too, right?
• 4:10
  Brian McFadden: Yes, she was.
• 4:11
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 4:13
  Testecleese: God.
• 4:14
  Testecleese: Excuse me. You shared this one.
• 4:16
  Testecleese: about… remember that thing Biden put in place about, like, Sciences or something.
• 4:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we talked about this, how no new homes are gonna be allowed to have gas appliances.
• 4:28
  Testecleese: What's gonna stop someone from just installing a giant propane tank and getting that filled?
• 4:33
  Testecleese: That's probably the exact argument I brought up at the time, too.
• 4:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's…
• 4:38
  Testecleese: But this got, tossed out by the Supreme Court, right?
• 4:41
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 4:45
  Testecleese: I didn't even know that they were hearing this. How often is Supreme… I mean, usually there's stuff coming out, I hear… I know about it in advance, you know what I mean?
• 4:52
  Brian McFadden: Huh?
• 4:55
  Testecleese: like, a big one that the Dems don't…
• 4:59
  Testecleese: it's gonna hit the news right before midterms. Actually, next month is when the decision's supposed to come out. Supreme Court is hearing about,
• 5:07
  Testecleese: Counting… basically, it's about mail-in ballots, but.
• 5:10
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 5:12
  Testecleese: it could be a narrow ruling, like, you're not allowed to count any ballots after Election Day, but it could be a broad ruling that says, like, nobody can…
• 5:20
  Testecleese: count ballots on any day except for Election Day.
• 5:24
  Testecleese: We'll see where that goes, but…
• 5:27
  Testecleese: I mean, jeez, we'll definitely get into California and their, their, jacked up election system.
• 5:34
  Testecleese: We got a whole bunch of stuff about these, latest elections.
• 5:38
  Testecleese: Oh yeah, Irina… I always remember Zuchra Fitch, or something like that, oh my goodness.
• 5:47
  Testecleese: I can't even find it.
• 5:49
  Testecleese: Is it… Arena Zatruzka.
• 5:52
  Testecleese: She was the one that was stabbed in the neck on the bus.
• 5:55
  Brian McFadden: On the video.
• 5:56
  Testecleese: that everyone saw?
• 5:58
  Testecleese: He… well, the man who's been accused of stabbing her.
• 6:03
  Testecleese: I was in front of a judge again.
• 6:06
  Testecleese: And, it's been found to not be fit to stand trial.
• 6:11
  Testecleese: Second time.
• 6:18
  Testecleese: I don't think this guy realizes… I mean, assuming he's not actually crazy. I'm gonna assume he's not actually crazy for the purpose of this argument.
• 6:25
  Testecleese: I don't think he realizes what's gonna happen if he plays the I-can't-stand-trial thing so I don't have to go to prison, because they're gonna, like, force-medicate him and keep him in a psych ward against his will.
• 6:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 6:37
  Testecleese: And this could be indefinitely, until they decide he is well enough to stand trial.
• 6:43
  Testecleese: People don't realize that.
• 6:45
  Testecleese: Once you are mentally competent again, You still have your trial.
• 6:53
  Testecleese: Now, he might have a defense of, I didn't know reality from delusion.
• 6:59
  Testecleese: But you still have to stand trial.
• 7:01
  Testecleese: It's not like he's got… Found not guilty of this, you know?
• 7:06
  Testecleese: It's not something a lot of people don't realize when they hear this insanity thing.
• 7:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 7:13
  Testecleese: You're right.
• 7:15
  Testecleese: I don't know what the FM is, Foreign Minister, I guess?
• 7:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, foreign minister.
• 7:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay, how about, how about you read some of these names, because they were kicking my ass trying to read this article, dude.
• 7:28
  Brian McFadden: Iran's Foreign Minister, Arga Homici, is revealing new details of the strike that killed Kamani.
• 7:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, I guess… this guy was in the same building at the… in a different wing of the building.
• 7:44
  Testecleese: And… basically, he was… saying how accurate and precise these American weapons were.
• 7:51
  Testecleese: That it only took out, like, the very… the section that they knew this guy was in.
• 7:55
  Testecleese: Instead of just wiping out the entire structure.
• 7:58
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 8:00
  Testecleese: You know, like, one giant bomb.
• 8:03
  Testecleese: But yeah, he said he was in the other end of the building, and was fine.
• 8:08
  Testecleese: And I was like, holy crap.
• 8:11
  Testecleese: That's what we've heard, though, like, apparently we can launch a missile and have it go through, like, a car… through two car windows of a car that's moving, go through an open door in a house, go up the stairs, and then just…
• 8:23
  Testecleese: Spit out blades, that Ginzu bomb, remember?
• 8:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 8:27
  Testecleese: I was like, holy crap, they kill, like, two people in the room, and everyone else survives. You're like, what the fuck? This is… this is terrifying accuracy.
• 8:35
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 8:35
  Testecleese: Those can't be cheap bombs, though, that are that accurate, you know?
• 8:39
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 8:41
  Brian McFadden: No, not at all.
• 8:44
  Testecleese: okay, I got a good laugh out of this one. Did we cover this cannabis
• 8:50
  Testecleese: place up in Chicago.
• 8:52
  Brian McFadden: I don't think so.
• 8:53
  Testecleese: Okay. I found this hilarious, because…
• 8:57
  Testecleese: The guy, what, just pulled his money out of the…
• 9:00
  Testecleese: He just lost his license or whatever to deal cannabis in Illinois. Right. But he was convicted, like, a year ago of laundering cocaine money.
• 9:11
  Brian McFadden: That… that talks like… that sounds like Illinois politics for you right there, you know?
• 9:15
  Testecleese: You would think you'd lose any ability to do anything with any kind of drug at all, like, you couldn't even be a pharmacist assistant, you know what I mean?
• 9:23
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 9:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 9:25
  Testecleese: You're not even allowed to get the key to open the… the,
• 9:28
  Testecleese: The shelf that has the good cough syrup in it, okay?
• 9:31
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 9:35
  Testecleese: But yeah, I got a good laugh out of that. I was like, the guy was convicted of…
• 9:39
  Testecleese: He's been laundering cocaine money, and he was still selling pot in the state. Good job, guys.
• 9:45
  Testecleese: oh, and I did…
• 9:48
  Testecleese: Wow. I'm gonna have to figure out where we're gonna put these teachers having sex with their students.
• 9:53
  Testecleese: Cause I'm not sure where to put them every time.
• 9:55
  Testecleese: This one was from about a year ago.
• 9:58
  Testecleese: And…
• 10:00
  Testecleese: Jeez Louise, apparently this woman's husband, like, warned her not to dress all slutty at school, because she's gonna get in trouble.
• 10:08
  Testecleese: Because she is hot.
• 10:10
  Testecleese: And then she ended up banging the 17-year-old in her marital bed.
• 10:15
  Testecleese: And a month later, the kid's mother found out and called the cops. But she got, like,
• 10:22
  Testecleese: her sentence.
• 10:24
  Testecleese: It was… it was ridiculous what pissed me off, what the length was, of course. It's taken forever to load anything.
• 10:33
  Testecleese: 17-year-old, a month after the incident.
• 10:40
  Testecleese: She got something like 15 months probation.
• 10:43
  Testecleese: What? I'm sorry, 2 years probation for first-degree sexual misconduct. I was like, you mean rape?
• 10:51
  Brian McFadden: Does she still be able to teach?
• 10:54
  Testecleese: It didn't say in the article. I'm gonna assume, no. I think once you are on the sex offender registry, you're no longer allowed to teach. I would hope.
• 11:02
  Testecleese: I would hope.
• 11:04
  Testecleese: But speaking of, like, wackadoo teachers.
• 11:09
  Testecleese: Loudoun County is back in the news with their trans policies.
• 11:16
  Brian McFadden: I thought Trump got rid of all the trans policies.
• 11:19
  Testecleese: Well, he said he was gonna pull federal funding if they didn't.
• 11:23
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 11:25
  Testecleese: Loudoun County is the wealthiest county in the nation, so it's possible that they just said, fuck your federal money.
• 11:31
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 11:32
  Testecleese: I believe you shared this one. You wanna give me the run-through of what happened? What's going on?
• 11:37
  Brian McFadden: Did you read it? Yeah, I mean, there were… yes, I did read it. There were parents that,
• 11:43
  Brian McFadden: Where they're… they… they're complaining about their transgender policy again, because, you know?
• 11:51
  Brian McFadden: Guys are going in girls' locker room, and girls are going in boys' locker rooms, vice versa.
• 11:56
  Testecleese: That was actually… that was something I saw in this article, was that one of the little boys was really upset, because…
• 12:02
  Testecleese: he was at the urinal, and a girl decided she was a boy today, and walked in and just took a look, just meat-gazed. Right. You know? And it's like, what the fuck is going on here?
• 12:15
  Testecleese: And I've…
• 12:17
  Testecleese: I think most of this trans thing that's going on now, don't get me wrong, there are real trans people out there, but most of these people are claiming to be, like, non-binary, or two-spirited, or something stupid, right?
• 12:28
  Testecleese: This is them finding a way to be the minority, and therefore be the victim.
• 12:33
  Testecleese: That's all it is, because it's mostly white people, isn't it?
• 12:36
  Brian McFadden: Yes, it is.
• 12:38
  Testecleese: So you got… this is a way for a white person not to be the majority, not be the monster. No, I'm oppressed too, I'm trans.
• 12:45
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 12:46
  Testecleese: That's my… that's my theory, because if these people actually believed they were in the wrong body, they would try to do something to fix it instead of just saying that I'm a woman, but not even bothering to shave their fucking face, you know?
• 12:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 13:00
  Brian McFadden: Most women don't have, you know, a full-on beard at 5 o'clock.
• 13:06
  Testecleese: Correct.
• 13:11
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, I'm surprised I put this up here. I didn't… well, I'm not saying… not that I'm surprised I did, I just didn't think I did.
• 13:18
  Testecleese: Vance is referring Tim Walz and Minnesota to the Attorney General, for the fraud that's been going on in Minnesota.
• 13:26
  Testecleese: I'm assuming if he's… I'm assuming if he's referring Walls himself, that means that he thinks Walls is involved?
• 13:33
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 13:35
  Testecleese: Or at least intentionally looking the other way to let it happen.
• 13:38
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 13:39
  Testecleese: But I mean, isn't this why they call it the Windy City? It's because…
• 13:43
  Testecleese: The corrupt politicians come and go so quick.
• 13:46
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's Illinois, not Minnesota.
• 13:48
  Testecleese: Oh, that's right, that's Chicago, my mistake, my mistake. For some reason, I thought he was in Chicago.
• 13:55
  Testecleese: Chicago's got the same fucking problem, so…
• 13:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 14:00
  Testecleese: Okay, check this out.
• 14:02
  Testecleese: West Virginia was ranked least safe state for LGBTQ plus peoples.
• 14:09
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 14:10
  Testecleese: That's what I said, the wife said the same thing, she's like, nice.
• 14:15
  Testecleese: But the thing is, the criteria they judged it by isn't…
• 14:20
  Testecleese: very little of it has anything to do with being part of the rainbow spectrum.
• 14:25
  Testecleese: access to healthcare.
• 14:26
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 14:27
  Testecleese: And it's like, you know, that sucks for everyone who is here, not just the frickin'…
• 14:31
  Testecleese: The lesbians, gays, bisexuals, transsexuals, queers… Huas.
• 14:37
  Testecleese: By the way, Am I allowed to say queer again? Because that's, like, the cue, isn't it?
• 14:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 14:45
  Testecleese: You see people saying, we're queer, you know, it's like, I guess I'm allowed to say queer. I thought that was one of those no-no words.
• 14:53
  Brian McFadden: Oh, so too.
• 14:55
  Testecleese: And that came back before Retarded did.
• 15:02
  Testecleese: Oh, what?
• 15:03
  Testecleese: West Virginia news for you. I came across this article twice, the wife did twice.
• 15:09
  Testecleese: Dude's on a zero-turn mower on the mountainside.
• 15:13
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 15:14
  Testecleese: Fucker rolled over onto him, pinned him in a creek, and he died.
• 15:19
  Brian McFadden: Wow.
• 15:20
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 15:21
  Testecleese: I was like, geez, that sucks.
• 15:23
  Testecleese: What a terrible way to go. And it's… I was just telling the wife how I don't like to go mowing all the way down the back of the yard, because it gets really steep, and I'm gonna roll the mower over, and it's gonna suck.
• 15:33
  Testecleese: And… we're trying to figure out a better way to do it, and I… honestly, the ride-on…
• 15:39
  Testecleese: Standard one that you, you know, everyone knows.
• 15:42
  Testecleese: Seems to be the safest one, because it's wider.
• 15:45
  Testecleese: With, where the weight is.
• 15:47
  Testecleese: Then these zero-turn things, but they don't move nearly as quick, that's for sure.
• 15:54
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 15:55
  Testecleese: Some, Michigan news.
• 15:58
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 16:00
  Brian McFadden: We got, the big FBI sting operation that they did when Governor Whitmer was gonna be kidnapped during COVID.
• 16:10
  Brian McFadden: Another conviction's been thrown out on that.
• 16:14
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, 9 people were involved, right? But 6 of them were federal agents?
• 16:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 16:20
  Testecleese: And the federal agents did all the driving, all of the scouting, all of the planning.
• 16:26
  Brian McFadden: Right, sounds like entrapment to me.
• 16:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't know a better definition of entrapment than that. Because people misuse that term all the time.
• 16:35
  Testecleese: But no, like, when the police suggest the crime to you, and then help you do it, that is what entrapment is.
• 16:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 16:44
  Testecleese: Especially when there's more feds. This never would have happened if had the feds not set it up.
• 16:50
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 16:53
  Testecleese: But this was right before midterm, or our general election, wasn't it?
• 16:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 16:57
  Testecleese: showing how extreme… it was already too late by the time any of this information came out. And apparently, what, 2 of these dudes are still in prison?
• 17:04
  Testecleese: Or one, I'm sorry, now one of them's still in prison?
• 17:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 17:11
  Brian McFadden: But Michigan Attorney General's not gonna let the case die. They're gonna try to charge him with state crimes now, and run them through the state. So let's… let's spend some more taxpayer dollars on this… this fiasco.
• 17:26
  Brian McFadden: I'll make an example of nobody.
• 17:29
  Brian McFadden: Are they gonna charge the FBI agents, too, for sending it off?
• 17:32
  Testecleese: I was gonna say the, the federal agents, or the federal agents are gonna show up as witnesses for the defense, saying, no, we completely set him up, this was…
• 17:39
  Testecleese: It's like, a court already ruled that we set this guy up, you know?
• 17:43
  Brian McFadden: That'd be nice.
• 17:45
  Testecleese: It would, I mean, you wouldn't see it happen.
• 17:47
  Brian McFadden: No, not at all. The FBI agents are probably long gone. They're probably not even in the country anymore.
• 17:52
  Testecleese: Exactly, because they would be assassinated. You fucked up. You were supposed to kidnap the governor.
• 18:02
  Brian McFadden: And nobody was supposed to know the FBI involvement is.
• 18:05
  Testecleese: Exactly, it was just supposed to be some fucking crazy MAGA bastards, right?
• 18:10
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 18:11
  Testecleese: alright.
• 18:14
  Testecleese: Yo, did you see this big 8647 vandalism on the, the grass next to the…
• 18:21
  Testecleese: Yeah. Next to the reflecting pool, right?
• 18:28
  Testecleese: Oh my, this was just to be spiteful.
• 18:33
  Testecleese: Because there's all this stuff coming up, for 4th of July.
• 18:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, you said you were gonna do that, too. You were gonna do that in your backyard. You were gonna put 8647 that could be seen from the sky out.
• 18:45
  Testecleese: I said that?
• 18:47
  Brian McFadden: I thought so.
• 18:49
  Testecleese: Must have had a lot to drink that night.
• 18:53
  Brian McFadden: Not possible.
• 18:57
  Testecleese: No, I don't… I don't make threats.
• 19:00
  Testecleese: Might do a warning, but I don't make threats. If I'm going to go and do something violent and illegal, I'm not going to let you know in advance.
• 19:09
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 19:12
  Testecleese: Oh, we got the repeat offender showing up.
• 19:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, and the congressional baseball game just happened.
• 19:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the Republicans won again. Apparently, they've got better athletes on the Republican side than on the Democrat side.
• 19:28
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 19:30
  Testecleese: Interesting, huh? Yeah, this is like the 7th year in a row.
• 19:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 19:34
  Testecleese: No one got shot this year. No, that's a good…
• 19:37
  Brian McFadden: the…
• 19:38
  Testecleese: That's a good thing!
• 19:39
  Testecleese: However, some of these Democrat staffers were apparently
• 19:44
  Testecleese: Cussing out high school students who were there watching the baseball game.
• 19:48
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's my… that's poor sportsman-like conduct.
• 19:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, they were calling them, all sorts of terrible stuff, cussing them out, calling them, like, baby killers, which I found hilarious, because these people with a conservative school, they're the ones who don't want abortion to happen. You know?
• 20:05
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 20:06
  Testecleese: Who's the baby killer?
• 20:09
  Testecleese: So, yeah, once again, let you know, even in sports that are supposed to bring us together so we can put this other shit aside, the Democrats can't shut the fuck up and just play baseball.
• 20:18
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 20:20
  Testecleese: Repeat offender, you there?
• 20:25
  Testecleese: I don't see he's there, but I Oh, well.
• 20:28
  Testecleese: Can't hear him anyway.
• 20:30
  Testecleese: Brian, who is this Representative Chip Roy?
• 20:33
  Brian McFadden: He's from, Texas.
• 20:36
  Testecleese: Okay, I've never heard of them before, and then, like, two articles
• 20:40
  Testecleese: Showed up with his name on him.
• 20:43
  Brian McFadden: And he's trying to… I think we might have talked about this…
• 20:46
  Brian McFadden: Oh, no, this one's, like, he wants to do a… he's from Texas, he wants to put term limits in place, basic… well, not even term limits.
• 20:55
  Brian McFadden: what he wants to do is cut off pay and power from House and Senate lawmakers after they've served 12 years in their respective chambers. So basically, they could still serve, but they'd have to do it for free.
• 21:07
  Testecleese: And not just…
• 21:08
  Brian McFadden: Not have any…
• 21:09
  Testecleese: be on.
• 21:09
  Brian McFadden: any leadership…
• 21:10
  Testecleese: committee.
• 21:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, no committees…
• 21:12
  Testecleese: Chairs or anything like that.
• 21:13
  Brian McFadden: I actually think this is an interesting idea that…
• 21:17
  Testecleese: I think…
• 21:18
  Brian McFadden: behind.
• 21:18
  Testecleese: Because then, if the people do still want their senator in office, they can. Yeah. But the Senate is not going to be able to just run the Senate for 30 years.
• 21:28
  Brian McFadden: Nancy Pelosi did.
• 21:30
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 21:30
  Brian McFadden: For the house.
• 21:32
  Testecleese: Or Schumer.
• 21:35
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 21:36
  Testecleese: He makes me laugh.
• 21:37
  Testecleese: But he also said something else.
• 21:42
  Testecleese: Thanks to me.
• 21:44
  Testecleese: Excuse me.
• 21:45
  Testecleese: He's talking about revoking the SPLC's tax-exempt status?
• 21:50
  Brian McFadden: I agree with that, too.
• 21:51
  Brian McFadden: I mean, you can't be a one-sided political organization and get tax-exempt status.
• 21:57
  Testecleese: Especially if they're committing fraud, and all the stuff they're accused of right now, right?
• 22:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 22:11
  Testecleese: So, where… where is the SPLC getting all this money to pay these Klansmen to be Klansmen, anyway?
• 22:19
  Testecleese: Because, I mean.
• 22:19
  Brian McFadden: From taxpayers.
• 22:21
  Testecleese: They shut down USAID, I thought, so they're not getting it from the taxpayers.
• 22:27
  Testecleese: people donating directly to the SPLC?
• 22:30
  Brian McFadden: It must be.
• 22:33
  Testecleese: I don't know what's up with our, our Australian friend here.
• 22:37
  Testecleese: This is the second time he's come in here, and I can't hear anything he says, or see anything, so I don't know what's up.
• 22:43
  Brian McFadden: He said he was working at home, but he was gonna be able to talk online, so…
• 22:48
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 22:50
  Testecleese: Well… Carmelo Anthony was found guilty.
• 22:58
  Testecleese: It only took the jurors, like, 2 hours, I think.
• 23:02
  Brian McFadden: That's a pretty solid case if it only took him 2 hours.
• 23:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, well… I don't know how much you were following the reports that were coming out, but…
• 23:12
  Testecleese: Apparently, the defense's witnesses all said that Anthony was out of line, and went and picked a fight.
• 23:19
  Testecleese: And said that he stabbed this other guy before…
• 23:23
  Testecleese: Any kind of physical altercation actually began.
• 23:27
  Testecleese: And they were 15 witnesses that all said the same thing.
• 23:31
  Testecleese: Not identical, obviously, because, you know… People say things differently.
• 23:34
  Testecleese: Or, you know, remember things a little differently.
• 23:37
  Testecleese: But, have you… and he got 35 years, is what he's been sentenced to.
• 23:44
  Testecleese: Obviously, pending appeal.
• 23:46
  Testecleese: What kind of fool is gonna get 35 years in prison and not appeal it right away?
• 23:51
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 23:53
  Testecleese: It looked like it was pretty open and shut from everything I saw, like…
• 23:59
  Testecleese: He didn't deny stabbing this kid.
• 24:02
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 24:03
  Testecleese: He actually said, I'm not… it's on the body cam when the cops came to talk to him. He said, I'm not alleged, I did it.
• 24:12
  Brian McFadden: But then he pleads not guilty.
• 24:14
  Brian McFadden: When he shows up in court for his arraignment.
• 24:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, and that's something I think a lot of people don't realize, is that they always want to fight and swear they're innocent.
• 24:23
  Testecleese: You get a lighter sentence by pleading guilty.
• 24:26
  Testecleese: Like, you, you…
• 24:27
  Brian McFadden: Typically…
• 24:28
  Testecleese: Because it doesn't cost the taxpayers nearly as much money, and you're admitting that you were wrong, at least.
• 24:35
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 24:37
  Testecleese: But have you seen the backlash?
• 24:41
  Testecleese: the people on Anthony's side of this?
• 24:45
  Testecleese: It's insane, dude.
• 24:48
  Testecleese: It's insane!
• 24:50
  Testecleese: Like, Jasmine Crockett.
• 24:52
  Testecleese: You know what I'm saying? Like, oh, you don't…
• 24:54
  Testecleese: Another black woman losing her baby. It's like, no, he's going to prison. The white woman lost her child.
• 25:01
  Testecleese: Right. And basically saying that you don't understand, it's still worse for the Black…
• 25:06
  Testecleese: Folk here, like, he's the victim for going to prison.
• 25:10
  Testecleese: After murdering a child.
• 25:13
  Testecleese: Or an adolescent, I suppose is a better word.
• 25:20
  Testecleese: And I don't know, there were a bunch of videos of,
• 25:25
  Testecleese: Black folk, saying that even if all the evidence came out, and he definitely did murder this kid, they wouldn't find him guilty if they were on the jury?
• 25:32
  Brian McFadden: Of course not.
• 25:34
  Brian McFadden: Oh, well, it's fine. The impartial jury.
• 25:36
  Testecleese: Well, that was funny, then everyone's like, oh, it's an all-white jury. First of all, no, it was not an all-white jury. There was just no black people on the jury. Probably because they all said, I'm not gonna find him guilty, even if he is.
• 25:46
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 25:47
  Testecleese: That's a good way to get excused from a…
• 25:49
  Brian McFadden: You know?
• 25:50
  Testecleese: jury duty hearing.
• 25:53
  Testecleese: But there were Asian… there was an Asian and two Hispanic folk.
• 25:57
  Testecleese: on the jury. So apparently not black means white now.
• 26:01
  Testecleese: But we should have known that, I mean, look what happened with Zimmerman. He quickly became the white man, right?
• 26:08
  Brian McFadden: Yep. Even though he was definitely not white.
• 26:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, was he El Salvadorian or something?
• 26:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think so.
• 26:15
  Testecleese: God.
• 26:17
  Testecleese: Hold on, I got more.
• 26:19
  Testecleese: Did you see this, this…
• 26:24
  Testecleese: Let me see if I can set up the share screen.
• 26:27
  Testecleese: Can you… you're better at the sharing screen thing.
• 26:30
  Testecleese: The, black livestream invokes Kamarl Anthony's name in the name of a random assault on a white man.
• 26:35
  Testecleese: See, there's a video in there.
• 26:38
  Testecleese: But this guy, I'll tell you what happened, but this dude, black man.
• 26:44
  Testecleese: recorded himself attacking a dude on a bicycle and threatening to kill him, and, you know, cut him up, and he's gonna get killed, because he was on the jury for Kamal Landing. This was a thousand miles away at, like, the same time the trial was happening.
• 27:01
  Testecleese: It was just nuts, and, like, he… why would you… and then everyone around was like, no, no, he ain't, he ain't.
• 27:09
  Testecleese: Why would you publish that video?
• 27:11
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 27:13
  Testecleese: Alright, I just thought I'd bring it up. Anyone who wants to see it, it is out there, it's everywhere.
• 27:20
  Brian McFadden: It's on Instagram, and I have to sign into my Instagram, which I thought it was.
• 27:25
  Testecleese: Don't worry about that shit, then.
• 27:28
  Testecleese: If you want to watch it, Brian, you can watch it later, it's just, holy crap.
• 27:36
  Testecleese: But I still don't understand how people are claiming that he's the victim here.
• 27:41
  Brian McFadden: Right. Like…
• 27:43
  Testecleese: the father, Metcalf's father, Tried to make this whole thing not about race when it started.
• 27:52
  Testecleese: even showed up for a prayer with the family of, Carmelo Anthony, but he was asked to leave by the opposing, the attorney, the, at the time, convicted felon attorney that they had.
• 28:06
  Testecleese: And he did, instead of stabbing the man in the chest, I just…
• 28:14
  Testecleese: This tribalism has gone so far, it's so ridiculous.
• 28:18
  Testecleese: The people that are speaking have no idea what they're talking about. They didn't bother to find any of this shit out.
• 28:24
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 28:25
  Testecleese: And she did… did you see the interview that just recently came out with one of the O.J. Simpson jurors?
• 28:32
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 28:32
  Testecleese: She said almost certainly everyone on that jury knew that he was guilty, but let him go, because they didn't want to put another black man in jail.
• 28:39
  Testecleese: And she said that's what she did.
• 28:42
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 28:43
  Testecleese: I'm like, oh my god.
• 28:46
  Testecleese: If this is how it's gonna be, dude.
• 28:49
  Testecleese: Do I need to start carrying a gun all the time?
• 28:53
  Brian McFadden: Maybe.
• 28:54
  Testecleese: I mean, if you're allowed to stab me because…
• 28:57
  Testecleese: I said, hey man, you shouldn't be here.
• 29:05
  Testecleese: Just fucking… crazy.
• 29:07
  Testecleese: Let's see if he can get in this time, he tried a different name this time.
• 29:14
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, this one was fun.
• 29:16
  Testecleese: On the immigration stuff.
• 29:19
  Testecleese: This dude is saying his teenage son was expelled from school.
• 29:24
  Testecleese: for, pro ice stickers on his locker.
• 29:28
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, I remember this article, yeah.
• 29:34
  Brian McFadden: Oh, he was here for a second.
• 29:35
  Testecleese: I was gonna say, he was here for a second, then he's gone.
• 29:38
  Testecleese: That's ridiculous.
• 29:41
  Testecleese: Oh, excuse me.
• 29:44
  Testecleese: I'm getting… I'm still getting over this illness I got on the…
• 29:47
  Testecleese: When I was out at sea.
• 29:50
  Testecleese: See, this is what bothers me a little bit, though, in these articles.
• 29:53
  Testecleese: Okay, well, at least it says it here.
• 29:55
  Testecleese: A Las Vegas family is suing the Clark County School District for viewpoint discrimination after the teenage son was expelled for posting stickers in support of Immigration and Customs Enforcement, alleging students who walked out of class in protest of ICE faced no comparable punishment.
• 30:10
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 30:11
  Brian McFadden: You can't support one thing and not support the… you gotta be impartial.
• 30:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, especially when it's politics, like.
• 30:21
  Testecleese: The school has to realize that a massive part of their budget comes from federal money, right?
• 30:27
  Brian McFadden: You would think.
• 30:28
  Testecleese: Like, someone's actually looked at the books at some point.
• 30:33
  Testecleese: Anyway, looks like, the repeat offender might have figured out how to log in.
• 30:38
  Repeat Offender: G'day, lads, just a few cobwebs, it's been a while.
• 30:41
  Testecleese: It has, it has.
• 30:43
  Repeat Offender: he will be.
• 30:45
  Testecleese: Doing alright, but I'm almost out of beer over here.
• 30:49
  Testecleese: The… the strike of the people that deliver my brand of beer is still in effect, entering week 5 at this point.
• 30:57
  Testecleese: And the only place I could find that carries my beer only has, 4 more 18-packs than, maybe a dozen 12-packs.
• 31:08
  Brian McFadden: On the Bud Light.
• 31:09
  Repeat Offender: plenty.
• 31:10
  Repeat Offender: Honey, a bad lawyer, as I was just about to say.
• 31:12
  Testecleese: That's what it's gonna have to be, because it's a different company that delivers it.
• 31:19
  Testecleese: Don't get me wrong, I don't want to give Anheuser-Busch my money, but I still want beer, and the…
• 31:24
  Testecleese: the,
• 31:25
  Testecleese: me choosing how to spend my money is the way I do my boycotts versus, no, fuck them, I'm never doing it again.
• 31:31
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 31:32
  Testecleese: I don't want to give them my money, but I still want beer, and if they're the only people that have beer, I might have to give them my money.
• 31:39
  Repeat Offender: Well, mate, it's a way to make money out of an Aussie. I told you I'd pay you if you drink a Bud Light on you.
• 31:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know, I don't… it's funny, we talked about that last week on… I almost went and picked some up just for that.
• 31:52
  Repeat Offender: So, wait, mate, 20 bucks is 20 bucks, I suppose.
• 31:55
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 31:57
  Testecleese: Anyway, like I was saying, this kid got expelled from school for having the wrong opinion.
• 32:03
  Testecleese: And, you know, because that's extremist. Meanwhile, a dude in Portland just got 30 months in jail for chucking rocks at ICE… At ICE officers.
• 32:15
  Testecleese: 30 months, I mean, that's less than 3 years, and realistically, how much is that? Is he gonna serve?
• 32:21
  Testecleese: 15, maybe?
• 32:23
  Repeat Offender: Mate, still a deadly weapon. Rocks are a deadly weapon.
• 32:26
  Repeat Offender: Oh, that's what it was.
• 32:28
  Testecleese: But the… wow, okay, you went way back for that one.
• 32:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, I think that's the problem, is these fucking morons don't understand this shit.
• 32:38
  Testecleese: They're getting nothing sentences for assaulting people with deadly weapons.
• 32:44
  Testecleese: Right. And just like what happened with Carmel Atlantic, this man, he opened a folding knife, locked it open.
• 32:51
  Testecleese: Held it in his hand, in his bag.
• 32:54
  Testecleese: and waited for someone to physically touch him so he could stab them. And they're saying that he doesn't belong in prison.
• 33:00
  Testecleese: So what's gonna stop someone from chucking a rock at a fucking federal agent?
• 33:06
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 33:07
  Repeat Offender: Well, the thing is, the federal agent holds more weight, doesn't it?
• 33:11
  Repeat Offender: You sold a federal agent.
• 33:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, that it would if it was you or me.
• 33:17
  Repeat Offender: Yep.
• 33:18
  Testecleese: It's not gonna hold more weight than an actual murder, obviously.
• 33:21
  Repeat Offender: No, no. I meant, like, physicality-wise.
• 33:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's a stiffer penalty.
• 33:29
  Testecleese: Interfering with, like, police and, you know, peace officers, et cetera, et cetera.
• 33:34
  Repeat Offender: They're both felonies, but aren't they?
• 33:37
  Testecleese: With a deadly weapon is a felony.
• 33:40
  Testecleese: That's how… that's how he would have got 30 months, instead of… typically speaking, a felony, sir, gives you more than 1 year in prison.
• 33:48
  Testecleese: Typically speaking, misdemeanor is less.
• 33:51
  Testecleese: Not necessarily, but you're not gonna get 5 years for a misdemeanor.
• 33:57
  Testecleese: And remember, felony, you also lose your right to vote.
• 34:01
  Testecleese: Own a gun, To associate with certain people.
• 34:05
  Testecleese: You lose all… you forfeit all sorts of rights upon conviction with a felony.
• 34:10
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 34:13
  Testecleese: What's a…
• 34:15
  Testecleese: I get a good laugh-up when they want to let these prisoners vote, and I'm like, well, they clearly make bad decisions! You know what I mean?
• 34:27
  Testecleese: So, okay, I thought we brought this up last week, Brian, with the…
• 34:32
  Testecleese: The budget threw for, immigration.
• 34:35
  Brian McFadden: Well, the Senate approved it, and the House approved it, and now Trump signed it into law.
• 34:42
  Testecleese: Okay, so it's officially done.
• 34:43
  Testecleese: At this point.
• 34:45
  Testecleese: Now we just have to wait for a judge to… for, was it Bozinger, or whatever his name is there, to say, no, you can't do that?
• 34:51
  Brian McFadden: Roseberg?
• 34:52
  Testecleese: Bozberg, yeah.
• 34:55
  Testecleese: No, you can't do whatever other president has done before you.
• 34:59
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 35:06
  Testecleese: I don't even… oh, yeah, I don't know who Eric Schmidt is, he's a…
• 35:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, there's a hundred of them, right?
• 35:15
  Testecleese: He's talking about putting money aside.
• 35:19
  Testecleese: He put it in…
• 35:21
  Testecleese: I guess he made something in the bill, putting money aside specifically to put federal agents in these sanctuary cities.
• 35:28
  Testecleese: Where they're not turning over people that were arrested to immigration when they're here legally.
• 35:36
  Testecleese: Aw.
• 35:37
  Testecleese: Really?
• 35:39
  Testecleese: I don't see the problem that these folks have with the…
• 35:43
  Testecleese: turning over people from the court system, or ICE waiting for them, just like that Massachusetts judge who, like, helped the guy sneak out the back door.
• 35:50
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 35:53
  Testecleese: You're upset he's not sending the worst of the worst, but he goes to the fucking courts, where these people are being tried for crimes.
• 36:01
  Testecleese: And you won't let him do that. Maybe that's why they showed up at Home Depot parking lots at 5 in the morning.
• 36:07
  Testecleese: You know?
• 36:08
  Brian McFadden: Before ice gets there.
• 36:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. Oh, man. These ice guys, it's… whoever came up with the idea to show up to Home Depot at 5 in the morning and just say, trabajo?
• 36:22
  Testecleese: And then everyone who walks over just arrests them all?
• 36:25
  Testecleese: They must have laughed their asses off at that!
• 36:30
  Testecleese: I don't know if you're aware, repeat offender, but that's a thing here.
• 36:35
  Testecleese: in, like, urban areas, you'll go to, like, Home Depot to, like, build houses, like, real construction stuff, not home repairs, not the do-it-yourselfer, but, like, the contractor. They'll hire 30, 40 guys in the parking lot that day.
• 36:51
  Repeat Offender: Becky Udes.
• 36:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, we need you to carry this over there, we need you to cut this board this length this many times.
• 36:58
  Testecleese: Instead of hiring a whole crew that you have to keep on. Plus, they're here illegally, so they're not asking for health insurance.
• 37:04
  Brian McFadden: Alright, no union wages.
• 37:06
  Testecleese: They're not getting union wages, you're not paying the taxes for having employees.
• 37:11
  Repeat Offender: $2.50 an hour.
• 37:15
  Testecleese: Mossy.
• 37:16
  Testecleese: And that's the problem, is that a lot of these jobs are disappearing that way, and people just… they're like, oh, these jobs, no one wants to do. It's like, are you kidding me?
• 37:23
  Testecleese: People love to get in construction, it pays like a motherfucker!
• 37:30
  Testecleese: Alright, alright.
• 37:32
  Testecleese: So Europe's having an issue with immigration, and it's getting to the point where even the Europeans are noticing it. France and Belgium have had riots.
• 37:44
  Testecleese: We just talked about that Indian guy there over in, was it Britain? Was it? England, maybe? I don't know. One of those UK fucking countries.
• 37:56
  Testecleese: Where the kid was killed, and they arrested the kid as he was dying.
• 38:00
  Testecleese: Do you hear about the frickin' Northern Ireland situation?
• 38:04
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, mate, it's pretty terrible at the moment. It's.
• 38:07
  Testecleese: There's plenty of it out there, too.
• 38:09
  Repeat Offender: Yep. Well, the authorities didn't want the video getting out.
• 38:15
  Repeat Offender: The authorities want the video getting out, actually. It was pretty terrible, mate. It was sickening, actually.
• 38:20
  Testecleese: It's disgusting.
• 38:22
  Repeat Offender: Cut his nose off.
• 38:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, for anyone who doesn't know what happened, this Sudanese man…
• 38:27
  Testecleese: Took a kitchen knife, like, you'd use to, like, cut steak.
• 38:30
  Testecleese: Gouged out at least one of this man's eyes, possibly both, yeah, cut most of his nose off his face, and tried to sever this man's head with a kitchen knife.
• 38:40
  Brian McFadden: Oh, my word.
• 38:42
  Repeat Offender: They had to staple him from ear to ear.
• 38:44
  Repeat Offender: Where you cut your smoke?
• 38:45
  Testecleese: alive! That's unbelievable. See? This is what I was talking about, Brian. People who kill people don't think this shit out in advance. Get a better fucking knife than a kitchen knife.
• 38:55
  Repeat Offender: If you…
• 38:56
  Testecleese: I'm gonna try to sever someone's fucking head.
• 38:57
  Brian McFadden: Well, that might be the best you can get in the UK.
• 39:01
  Testecleese: Northern Ireland.
• 39:01
  Repeat Offender: So it comes from friends.
• 39:03
  Testecleese: Northern Ireland is separate, isn't it?
• 39:06
  Repeat Offender: Now, Northern Ireland's part of UK, it is.
• 39:09
  Repeat Offender: But, what hap… the problem is, it's all…
• 39:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, but on the…
• 39:12
  Repeat Offender: Technically.
• 39:12
  Testecleese: somehow different from the rest of the island.
• 39:15
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, well, they had that peace treaty
• 39:17
  Repeat Offender: Years and years ago, mate, turning an extension.
• 39:19
  Testecleese: before.
• 39:21
  Repeat Offender: Yeah. What happens tomorrow?
• 39:22
  Testecleese: What I'm worried about is these NRA guys. That's what I'm worried about, is these NRA guys who didn't actually turn over their rifles.
• 39:30
  Repeat Offender: The next…
• 39:31
  Testecleese: Or iron.
• 39:32
  Repeat Offender: Did you see.
• 39:33
  Testecleese: Right.
• 39:33
  Repeat Offender: Did you see what's going on? They're building all these, burning all these immigrant, illegal immigrants down?
• 39:38
  Testecleese: Their house is down.
• 39:40
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, they're going in, and that's what they did before, mate. Burn in their houses, burn it while they're alive, while they're in there or not.
• 39:45
  Testecleese: That's what I'm saying, this is exactly what the IRA was about, is they wanted to keep Ireland Irish.
• 39:51
  Repeat Offender: Blew up a bus.
• 39:52
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 39:53
  Repeat Offender: Cut.
• 39:54
  Testecleese: This is exactly the shit we saw when the IRA was a bit… still running rampant, you know what I mean?
• 40:00
  Repeat Offender: But the problem is, mate, what they're doing, these illegal immigrants are going to France, they're getting shipped from France over to Ireland, they go through Ireland into Northern Ireland, which is part of the UK, Ireland's separate.
• 40:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, it is.
• 40:14
  Repeat Offender: they go into Northern Ireland, then they can transfer back over to England, back over to United, Britain. You know what I mean?
• 40:22
  Repeat Offender: And that's what they're… that's the problem is.
• 40:26
  Brian McFadden: The EU's got open borders.
• 40:28
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, because England's no part…
• 40:31
  Repeat Offender: England is a part of the EU, but it's not a part of the European Union, because they…
• 40:35
  Repeat Offender: Brexit, they voted to get out of Brexit, which means they don't have to fire Brussels. Brussels is like the capital of the EU.
• 40:43
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 40:44
  Repeat Offender: So what they've done, they've voted to get out of the EU, so that's why the EU policies don't really belong in England, if that makes sense.
• 40:53
  Testecleese: No, no, I remember this. I remember it being a big deal, and I remember being excited for, the island.
• 40:59
  Testecleese: Because, like, they can't be having… having policies made in Brussels, you know, in…
• 41:05
  Testecleese: Eastern Europe that's affecting everyone, you know what I mean?
• 41:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 41:10
  Repeat Offender: mate, they haven't finished yet. The Irish people are there, they're livid, mate, and so they should be. This guy's disabled, he had disabilities.
• 41:17
  Repeat Offender: And that's how the smiling got him down so easy.
• 41:21
  Testecleese: Sudanese guy.
• 41:23
  Repeat Offender: No, no, the guy… the Irish guy had disabilities.
• 41:27
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 41:27
  Repeat Offender: Sorry, Sudanese guy got a gun.
• 41:29
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 41:31
  Repeat Offender: He gouged out his… he's pulled out his socket and his eye. That's how bad it was.
• 41:35
  Testecleese: Why?
• 41:37
  Testecleese: Like, what did this guy do that pissed him off so much?
• 41:41
  Repeat Offender: No, and you've got all these immigrants who are bloody copying what this dude did?
• 41:45
  Repeat Offender: There's video of them going around, all these bloody Sudanese and Somalis, whatever they were, like, taking videos in the streets and getting down on their knees and pretending to cut an invisible person.
• 41:54
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 41:54
  Testecleese: Well, have you seen these, these AI videos people are making of themselves pissing on Austin Metcalf's grave?
• 42:01
  Repeat Offender: Excuse me.
• 42:02
  Testecleese: I was like, what did he do? What did he do to have you urinate on his grave? You know what I mean?
• 42:08
  Testecleese: He was the one who got murdered. It's not his fault that this other kid is going to prison, you know?
• 42:15
  Repeat Offender: Absolutely disgusting, mate.
• 42:18
  Testecleese: It is disgusting, and I can't believe that this is… So, so much that it's…
• 42:23
  Testecleese: Prevalent. It's easy to find this garbage.
• 42:27
  Repeat Offender: Haven't you guys got rules regarding, graves and that? Like, in Australia, if you desecrate a grave in Australia.
• 42:33
  Testecleese: In actual grave, these are AI image… videos.
• 42:36
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 42:37
  Testecleese: Descrating, a grave, human remains, all sorts of stuff like that is illegal.
• 42:43
  Repeat Offender: suggestion.
• 42:43
  Testecleese: That's actually why…
• 42:44
  Testecleese: That's why you don't get a lot of divers going down to check out the Arizona at Pearl Harbor. Right. It's because it's a giant burial ground.
• 42:52
  Testecleese: And you can't… disrupted.
• 42:55
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 42:56
  Repeat Offender: Same here, mate, we've got the same laws here, you go to jail for that stuff.
• 42:59
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 43:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, but since it was digital and it wasn't real, what are you really gonna try someone with? Being an asshole?
• 43:07
  Testecleese: You're allowed to be an asshole, I just don't have to like you, you know?
• 43:12
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, oh, yeah, no, I get it, mate. It's terrible for a family who has to see it.
• 43:17
  Testecleese: I know, again, it's like, what did that kid do? Like, what…
• 43:21
  Testecleese: Allegedly, he shoved this, Anthony kid. But the thing is, what all the witnesses say was he didn't even have a chance to shove him. As soon as his hand made contact on the other guy's shoulder, he had a knife in his heart.
• 43:34
  Repeat Offender: Hmm.
• 43:35
  Testecleese: And I heard people saying it was a multi-tool, and I heard people saying all sorts of stuff. From what I gather, it sounds like a standard folding knife that also had the… the slit in the back for, like, cutting a seatbelt.
• 43:47
  Brian McFadden: Oh, emergency.
• 43:47
  Testecleese: Or breaking a window in a car.
• 43:50
  Testecleese: That also had a folding knife in it.
• 43:53
  Testecleese: And I love the argument people make, well, you're allowed to have, that knife by law on school grounds. It's like, okay, first of all, the school said you can't have the knife. Second of all, it doesn't mean you can fucking stab someone!
• 44:06
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 44:06
  Testecleese: Okay? I'm allowed to carry a gun, doesn't mean I can just shoot people!
• 44:13
  Testecleese: Sorry, and it's… And this is what it's come to.
• 44:18
  Testecleese: And I got a feeling it's what it's really coming down to, is it's all down to people feel disrespected, and that's a reason enough to fight. I…
• 44:26
  Testecleese: Just like that sick guy, Sikh, whatever, dude that killed Henry Novak, or Nowak, whatever his name is.
• 44:34
  Testecleese: He felt disrespected.
• 44:36
  Testecleese: Because he was different. So that made it okay to kill people.
• 44:42
  Testecleese: If respect is what these people want and what's causing this, let's not making the penalty.
• 44:47
  Testecleese: I'm a suit in these guy. Let's put him in a fucking big giant diaper, and a baby bonnet, and give him a binky, making him walk up and down the street 8 hours a day for 10 years, going, goo-googa ga-ga, I act like a baby.
• 45:00
  Testecleese: There goes any fucking street cred and any respect you had.
• 45:05
  Testecleese: If that was the penalty, I bet you these motherfuckers would stop doing this shit.
• 45:09
  Repeat Offender: But you talk about penalty, mate, it all comes back to what the police have been told in, like, the UK and that. They're being told to look after the minority people.
• 45:17
  Testecleese: They were worried about the backlash. It's like, no, what about the actual victim, right?
• 45:22
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 45:23
  Repeat Offender: And that's.
• 45:23
  Brian McFadden: Systems don't matter anymore.
• 45:25
  Repeat Offender: What?
• 45:26
  Testecleese: Well, this whatever group there in England was like, oh, we're worried about, you know, these violent attacks that are gonna happen. It's like, they haven't happened, though, that's the thing.
• 45:36
  Testecleese: You know? And to be 100% fair, from what I understand of Sikh culture.
• 45:43
  Testecleese: is they are insanely peaceful people in general. Like, the only real case outside of India… outside of India, where they're dealing with…
• 45:52
  Testecleese: Whatever that big religion is over there, what is it, Buddhism?
• 45:58
  Repeat Offender: No, it's not Buddhism. There's a few different ones there.
• 46:01
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, what's the one with a whole bunch of gods?
• 46:04
  Testecleese: Shiva and all… anyway.
• 46:06
  Testecleese: They feel persecuted there, and they get a little violent there.
• 46:08
  Repeat Offender: It's not bad.
• 46:09
  Testecleese: Hindu.
• 46:11
  Testecleese: But there's a group in Canada that's apparently rather violent, too.
• 46:16
  Testecleese: that I heard about.
• 46:18
  Testecleese: Just because I did some quick investigating, like, I don't know much about these folks, honestly, you know?
• 46:24
  Repeat Offender: So the biggest problem is, what they've seen over there now, is that there's one rule for them and one rule for us.
• 46:30
  Repeat Offender: Yes. Like, this Sikh dude was carrying around knives and that in his turban.
• 46:34
  Testecleese: Well, he was allowed to because it was part of his religion. It was a ceremonial blade, and…
• 46:41
  Testecleese: Okay, you're trying to give this guy his freedom of religion, but you're also allowing him to carry a deadly weapon.
• 46:46
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 46:47
  Repeat Offender: Well, won't Scottish guys are allowed to carry around knives and their bloody socks?
• 46:51
  Repeat Offender: That's part of their religion, you know what I mean?
• 46:55
  Repeat Offender: That's part of the dresser, Scarab. Scarab's part of the bloody, scottish dress?
• 47:02
  Repeat Offender: The dress code.
• 47:02
  Testecleese: Mighty.
• 47:03
  Testecleese: I can go down to the local hardware store.
• 47:06
  Testecleese: hand them a wad of cash, and I could walk out with a gun that I can conceal carry without a permit.
• 47:12
  Brian McFadden: Is that part of your religion?
• 47:14
  Testecleese: No, that's just the fucking United States and West Virginia, baby.
• 47:19
  Testecleese: What?
• 47:19
  Repeat Offender: That's part of your constitution.
• 47:21
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 47:22
  Testecleese: I love it. Oh, the best part is I can get a concealed carry permit.
• 47:29
  Testecleese: And I was like, well, why would I do that if I don't need a permit? Why would I go through this…
• 47:33
  Testecleese: training, it's a course you have to take, and pay a fee. Like, oh, because then when you come in next month to buy another gun, we don't have to run the background check.
• 47:41
  Testecleese: And I was like, but I fill out the paperwork, and then I leave with the gun, and then you run the background check. Like, yeah, but you won't even have to fill out the paperwork. I was like, what the fuck?
• 47:51
  Brian McFadden: So it might be worth it, depending on how many more guns you're buying.
• 47:54
  Testecleese: It may be, but it takes me, like, 6 minutes to fill out the paperwork.
• 47:59
  Testecleese: But yeah, it's just…
• 48:01
  Testecleese: And we actually just got back 3 of our guns from Virginia when we came back from the cruise.
• 48:07
  Testecleese: So, yeah, I got, we actually bought a gun cabinet.
• 48:13
  Testecleese: And we keep it locked.
• 48:16
  Testecleese: With nothing loaded in it.
• 48:17
  Testecleese: Which…
• 48:19
  Testecleese: That's… it's funny, because that's… no, that's not a safety thing. That's… I don't want to wear down the springs in my magazines so that the bullets don't push up into the… into the chamber. I do keep a shotgun.
• 48:31
  Testecleese: Loaded with a shoulder strap.
• 48:35
  Testecleese: Slaw, buckshot rounds in it.
• 48:39
  Testecleese: That is on safe, and the breach is open.
• 48:43
  Testecleese: So, to fire that, you would have to take it off safe, then close the breach, and then squeeze the trigger. But that's a…
• 48:50
  Testecleese: That's my, holy shit, someone's in my house, holy fuck, there's a bear, I don't have time to go get ammunition over here and a gun over there, you know?
• 48:58
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 48:59
  Testecleese: I just keep that up out of reach of the children.
• 49:05
  Testecleese: But yeah, it's funny, because a lot of my friends from back up north are like, I can't believe you keep a loaded shotgun in your house. And I'm just like.
• 49:11
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 49:13
  Testecleese: one bear is enough… seeing one bear in my yard is enough for me to want to keep a loaded shotgun in my house. Like, meanwhile, you're watching your city burn the fuck down, you won't keep one in your house, you know?
• 49:23
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 49:24
  Repeat Offender: I'm awaited.
• 49:26
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 49:29
  Testecleese: Okay, I don't know who this is, either. All, all these new representatives,
• 49:34
  Testecleese: Or people making names for themselves. Terry Sewell? Sewell?
• 49:41
  Brian McFadden: Jesus.
• 49:43
  Testecleese: Oh, good.
• 49:44
  Brian McFadden: She is a Democrat from Alabama.
• 49:47
  Brian McFadden: And she's mad that the Republicans are trying to investigate the Democratic Fundraising Apparatus Act Blue.
• 49:57
  Testecleese: Oh, not only is she upset that they're doing it, but she's saying that this is against Black women in power.
• 50:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 50:04
  Testecleese: It's like, how is making sure that this is legitimate
• 50:10
  Testecleese: Like, we're looking for fraud. Oh, you're targeting black women! Are you suggesting black women are more likely to be committing fraud?
• 50:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because they believed that elite international money was put into donations.
• 50:22
  Testecleese: Oh, not just that, they know as a fact that donation… maybe not even necessarily international, but it might have been some…
• 50:29
  Testecleese: Mega donor, because there were people that were, like, 60 years old.
• 50:34
  Testecleese: They were making, like, 6 donations a day until they hit their legal limit of how much they could donate to the party.
• 50:40
  Testecleese: And then, when they were asked in person, like, I have no idea what you're talking about.
• 50:44
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 50:45
  Testecleese: It happened to, like, people all down the entire, like, streets.
• 50:49
  Testecleese: So, I mean, it might have been, like, a Soros-funded thing, or it could have been Chinese money, for all we know.
• 50:58
  Testecleese: Either way, it's illegal, you can't… you can't steal someone's identity to donate money to your political party.
• 51:04
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 51:08
  Testecleese: I just thought it was fascinating that…
• 51:10
  Testecleese: How is it whenever something like this happens, it's always, you're targeting black people?
• 51:16
  Testecleese: No, this is a real question. It's never your targeting… shit, shit! You look at the people complaining about ice right now…
• 51:23
  Testecleese: It's liberal white women and black folk.
• 51:29
  Testecleese: You're not seeing Hispanic people fighting ICE. Well, probably because they're either like, I got here legally, I ain't fucking that up, or they're saying, I'm not here legally, I ain't getting arrested.
• 51:42
  Repeat Offender: Isn't it funny how the Hispanic vote's going these days? Like, you look at it, they're going right away from the Democratic side of the party.
• 51:49
  Repeat Offender: And they go, like, sort of, like, center… center-right, haven't they?
• 51:54
  Testecleese: The Hispanic population?
• 51:56
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, I've been watching, watching some of the polls that are being taken on.
• 51:59
  Testecleese: They voted, they voted Trump.
• 52:01
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, yeah. And it's sort of like this swing towards the right side of your politics now.
• 52:07
  Testecleese: That's because the left has gone so far left.
• 52:10
  Testecleese: that what they're considering far-right is Donald Trump. And the problem is, these folks don't realize, is Donald Trump is a 1990s New York Democrat.
• 52:20
  Testecleese: His policies are almost identical to Bill Clinton's, or even Obama's.
• 52:26
  Testecleese: But the sheer fact that he ran dem… Republican… Made him the devil.
• 52:32
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 52:33
  Testecleese: But he had to run Republican after he trashed Obama so bad about his… the way he handled Iran.
• 52:40
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 52:42
  Testecleese: That's what started this whole thing, wasn't it? Was Trump started talking shit about Obama, then all of a sudden he was a giant racist, right?
• 52:48
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 52:49
  Repeat Offender: And his birth certificate?
• 52:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, I wanna see the birth certificate. I was like, oh, God. I'm like, Trump, this isn't going where you think it's gonna go.
• 52:58
  Testecleese: Like, even if he wasn't born here, they could forge a birth certificate very quickly if you're already the President of the United States, you know what I mean?
• 53:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 53:07
  Testecleese: Especially shit.
• 53:09
  Testecleese: How old was Obama at the time? In his 60s, probably?
• 53:14
  Testecleese: 50s.
• 53:14
  Brian McFadden: He's pretty young. He was in his 40s when he was president.
• 53:17
  Testecleese: Was it?
• 53:18
  Repeat Offender: all life.
• 53:18
  Brian McFadden: He's one of the youngest presidents as of late.
• 53:22
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 53:23
  Repeat Offender: the late 40s. Was he about 46 or 47, something like that?
• 53:27
  Repeat Offender: Alright, well…
• 53:28
  Testecleese: Well, and that was… yeah, okay, and that was 15 years ago, right?
• 53:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 53:33
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 53:34
  Testecleese: Do you know what a birth certificate?
• 53:36
  Testecleese: in the United States looked like back then. My birth certificate!
• 53:41
  Testecleese: His friggin' hand filled out and, like, embossed.
• 53:45
  Testecleese: On a weird-sized piece of paper.
• 53:49
  Testecleese: You know? And then I got the ones for my children, and these things are, like, gorgeous, printed out, you know what I mean? And I was like, I was just slapped together by, right there on the spot.
• 53:59
  Testecleese: And I'm sure yours is too, but Brian, I know yours too, right? Yeah. The original birth certificate?
• 54:04
  Repeat Offender: Wasn't official until they put the stamp on it.
• 54:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, how easy would that be to fucking forge, if that's the… you know what I mean?
• 54:12
  Testecleese: It's like, oh, I just… Rubber stamp? Okay, I can make one of those.
• 54:16
  Repeat Offender: Get a spacial replacement when I come out for you.
• 54:20
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 54:22
  Testecleese: But yeah, the birth certificates they're coming up with now are frickin' nuts.
• 54:25
  Testecleese: They're beautiful, man.
• 54:29
  Testecleese: Thing is, I didn't get to sign either one of my kids' birth certificates.
• 54:34
  Testecleese: I wonder if that's a Massachusetts thing.
• 54:38
  Brian McFadden: Baby.
• 54:40
  Testecleese: I will say, though, I am glad they were born there. Some of the
• 54:44
  Testecleese: Best healthcare, available in the country is, in the social…
• 54:49
  Testecleese: South of Boston hospitals in terms of, having babies.
• 54:53
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 54:56
  Testecleese: Boston's not great at a whole bunch of stuff, but medical research is… they are top of the world.
• 55:02
  Testecleese: Like, the New England Journal of Medicine, I'm sure everyone's heard of.
• 55:07
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 55:08
  Testecleese: when I had my… my…
• 55:09
  Brian McFadden: Joe Biden ran that.
• 55:12
  Testecleese: What?
• 55:14
  Brian McFadden: Well, is she the editor of it?
• 55:17
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 55:18
  Repeat Offender: with the…
• 55:18
  Brian McFadden: I hope not.
• 55:21
  Testecleese: I'm Dr. Jill. Did you see her on The View? And she's like, well, I'm not a doctor. Wait a minute, wait a minute, I am a doctor! It's like, oh my god.
• 55:30
  Brian McFadden: I just play one on TV.
• 55:33
  Testecleese: The thing is that you're calling her Dr. Biden, like, she's a real doctor. I'm like, she is a doctor. I'm like, of what?
• 55:41
  Testecleese: I'm like, I'm like, she got an honorary degree just like fucking Bill Cosby did. He's not a real doctor, okay? He didn't actually earn a PhD, neither did she.
• 55:52
  Repeat Offender: Just don't want to see those reruns.
• 55:55
  Testecleese: Well, that's because they took him all off TV after we found out he was a rapist.
• 56:00
  Repeat Offender: Oof.
• 56:04
  Testecleese: Oh my god.
• 56:05
  Testecleese: Oh man, I saw some AI videos today, Brian, I wish I had saved.
• 56:11
  Testecleese: for this… Of Democrats
• 56:15
  Testecleese: Over Memorial Day, for getting crying for George Floyd instead of all of our fallen soldiers.
• 56:20
  Repeat Offender: So let's see…
• 56:22
  Testecleese: Oh, there was some good… especially Joe Biden with his big corn pop chain around his neck.
• 56:28
  Testecleese: Oh, man!
• 56:32
  Brian McFadden: Good ol' corn pop.
• 56:34
  Repeat Offender: He was a bad dude.
• 56:35
  Testecleese: You carry a chain.
• 56:40
  Testecleese: Again, I still think Corn Pop was the victim there, because apparently Joe Biden had these kids feeling his legs up in Corn Pop.
• 56:47
  Brian McFadden: She tried to stop.
• 56:47
  Testecleese: in June.
• 56:48
  Brian McFadden: We had hairy legs!
• 56:51
  Testecleese: He had kids rubbing his legs in the pool. What you doing to them kids?
• 56:57
  Repeat Offender: I know what roaches are like. I've seen them.
• 56:59
  Testecleese: Oh, Oh, man.
• 57:03
  Testecleese: The voter fraud in California, I don't know if we want to call it necessarily fraud?
• 57:12
  Brian McFadden: What would you call it, abuse?
• 57:15
  Testecleese: I don't know, honestly. It just seems crazy to me that…
• 57:18
  Brian McFadden: Third World Elections?
• 57:21
  Testecleese: Well, this woman already…
• 57:22
  Brian McFadden: They're still counting 3 weeks after the fact.
• 57:27
  Testecleese: And that's the problem. They will work when Trump's like, oh, just go find those Trump votes, like,
• 57:34
  Testecleese: These people are taking weeks to find the votes that they need.
• 57:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and Spencer Pratt's out now on the mayoral runoff bid.
• 57:42
  Testecleese: Yeah…
• 57:43
  Repeat Offender: Jesus.
• 57:43
  Testecleese: Did you see what he released a couple hours ago today?
• 57:46
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 57:48
  Testecleese: Oh my. He's… he's claiming to have video evidence so damning that one of the people who ran against him that's already in a position is going to resign in disgrace. In terms of, voter integrity.
• 58:04
  Brian McFadden: Nathia Raymond? Ramen?
• 58:07
  Testecleese: Well, he's saying… yeah, he's saying that now that he's no longer officially in the race, now he can turn all this stuff over to law enforcement and release it publicly. And I was like, oh, shit.
• 58:16
  Testecleese: That's the thing, was Brad was so far ahead of Ramen that she came out and cried publicly that she had lost.
• 58:23
  Testecleese: And then…
• 58:24
  Repeat Offender: She conceded, didn't she?
• 58:25
  Testecleese: She did not concede, that's what the key is here, or else her votes wouldn't have mattered at that point if she had given up.
• 58:33
  Testecleese: She ended up surpassing him. What's crazy is they say, oh, Democrats vote by mail, and all the votes are coming in now. It's like, well, then how come Karen Bass didn't get any of those votes? Only the person.
• 58:44
  Brian McFadden: Need it up.
• 58:44
  Testecleese: needed to push Pratt out was the one who got the votes.
• 58:48
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 58:50
  Repeat Offender: One day.
• 58:51
  Testecleese: Fascinating! And… And the Democrats aren't even bright enough
• 58:57
  Testecleese: when they do this shit, they're not even bright enough to, like, not make it super obvious. Like, they get vote dumps that are exactly, like, 14,000 votes. And it's like, what? What are the odds that you got exactly 14,000 ballots in this one dump, you know what I mean?
• 59:12
  Brian McFadden: No Republican votes.
• 59:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, none of them are Republican, but I mean, like, no, exactly, not 14,001, not 13,864, you know?
• 59:23
  Repeat Offender: Was it 24,000 votes come in and not one to Pratt?
• 59:30
  Repeat Offender: But the thing about it is, was it… who was it who caught him out? Was it Nick Shirley who caught him out? Wasn't it Nick Shirley?
• 59:37
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 59:37
  Repeat Offender: tonight?
• 59:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, and now they… California put in their Nick Shirley law that says you're not allowed to ask questions about voter fraud, you're not even allowed to investigate fraud in California.
• 59:48
  Repeat Offender: Well, they had… they caught some chick going around signing up the homeless people, offering money and that.
• 59:53
  Testecleese: Well, you're allowed to register people to vote in California that way, but you are not allowed to pay them.
• 1:00:00
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, apparently they offer him money.
• 1:00:02
  Testecleese: Yes, and James O'Keefe has a video showing, these folks going out and collecting signatures for petitions.
• 1:00:09
  Testecleese: Two from homeless people, and paying them to sign multiple names.
• 1:00:14
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:00:14
  Testecleese: On different clipboards so that the handwriting didn't look the same.
• 1:00:18
  Repeat Offender: But how good was the move from President Donald Trump?
• 1:00:24
  Testecleese: What do you mean?
• 1:00:25
  Repeat Offender: Didn't you see what happened? They're using the US postal system now.
• 1:00:28
  Repeat Offender: Because it's a federal body.
• 1:00:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Well, huh.
• 1:00:33
  Testecleese: I know, when he did the whole… the issue is, how do you prove someone doesn't…
• 1:00:39
  Testecleese: How do you know that someone shouldn't be getting a vote ballot?
• 1:00:44
  Brian McFadden: Well, in California, everybody gets one.
• 1:00:48
  Testecleese: Massachusetts, too. They sent me more than one when I was in Massachusetts.
• 1:00:52
  Testecleese: That was crazy to me that they sent me more than one each time. I'm like, why are you sending me 3 voter ballots?
• 1:00:59
  Brian McFadden: I think you vote 3 times.
• 1:01:01
  Repeat Offender: It's a fraud.
• 1:01:02
  Brian McFadden: It's the Kennedy system, you gotta vote, this graveyard's gotta vote.
• 1:01:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, my mother voted Republican her whole life. Since she's been dead, she's been voting Democrat.
• 1:01:16
  Testecleese: Sheesh.
• 1:01:16
  Repeat Offender: 16 Avenue Leaf,
• 1:01:19
  Testecleese: Oh, shit, what… 8 years now.
• 1:01:23
  Testecleese: So that's… That's, too… yeah, shit, it was, it was… Before Biden became president, So, yeah.
• 1:01:32
  Testecleese: She voted, for Biden and, for Harris, apparently, since she died.
• 1:01:39
  Testecleese: I don't know who Guy Benson is, either.
• 1:01:43
  Testecleese: Usually, I recognize most of these names.
• 1:01:47
  Testecleese: But he's blowing up, California about…
• 1:01:51
  Testecleese: The third world nonsense you mentioned, how… why does it take 3 weeks to count votes from one city?
• 1:01:57
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:02:00
  Testecleese: And that's what I was saying before, was they found… I thought they were finding any excuse to disqualify
• 1:02:05
  Testecleese: See, you don't necessarily have to stuff the box, You could just disqualify
• 1:02:11
  Testecleese: Any vote the other way. Oh, I don't like this signature.
• 1:02:15
  Testecleese: Problem is, did you see what they're allowing in for signatures on ballots in California?
• 1:02:21
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:02:23
  Testecleese: You can draw a picture of Kirby Star from the Nintendo NES game, Kirby. You know, like, used to eat stuff and, like, poop out…
• 1:02:32
  Testecleese: Whatever.
• 1:02:34
  Testecleese: You could draw a picture of that on your ballot card, and that is your signature, and it counts.
• 1:02:41
  Repeat Offender: That's crazy.
• 1:02:42
  Testecleese: You could draw a Mickey Mouse on your ballot card, and that counts as a signature.
• 1:02:47
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 1:02:48
  Testecleese: And…
• 1:02:50
  Testecleese: I'm not making this up. I'm not extrapolating. This is on their fucking webpage from the Treasury of State in California!
• 1:02:59
  Testecleese: With a picture of Curvy Star as the signature.
• 1:03:05
  Testecleese: What the fuck is going on?
• 1:03:11
  Testecleese: And you point the shit out to me, like, well, not everyone can read. Like, then how the fuck are you filling out the mail-in ballot?
• 1:03:18
  Testecleese: How are you reading the names of the people you're supposed to… you want to vote for?
• 1:03:22
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:03:23
  Testecleese: Read!
• 1:03:24
  Brian McFadden: Right, if you don't have a signature.
• 1:03:28
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, that's… it's just… it's insane to me!
• 1:03:33
  Testecleese: Oh, no, perfectly secure election. You don't even know who voted!
• 1:03:40
  Testecleese: And apparently a whole bunch of homeless shelters are getting ballots sent to them.
• 1:03:44
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 1:03:45
  Testecleese: And it's like, oh yeah, good luck finding that guy, he's homeless. Well, I thought he stayed here. Well, he did when we had his mail-in ballot sent here. Yeah.
• 1:03:55
  Brian McFadden: So we just filled it out and mailed it back for them.
• 1:03:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly, so we just did it for him. Oh, and that's another thing!
• 1:04:00
  Testecleese: In California, if I go and knock on your door, and say, hey, did you get your mail-in ballot yet? And you say, yeah.
• 1:04:07
  Testecleese: Hadn't put much thought into it, I don't know enough about what's going on.
• 1:04:12
  Testecleese: I can fill it out for you as long as you're standing next to me.
• 1:04:16
  Repeat Offender: Yep.
• 1:04:17
  Testecleese: This is on their webpage, too!
• 1:04:20
  Brian McFadden: Insane.
• 1:04:23
  Testecleese: This is what I made a big deal when my brother asked me to do his mail-in ballot form, remember?
• 1:04:28
  Testecleese: He wanted me to fill out his ballot, forge his signature, and mail his vote in. I was like.
• 1:04:34
  Testecleese: I'm not… well, yeah, I should've got it. I was like, Brian… That's a felony.
• 1:04:39
  Testecleese: Like, that's voter fraud and mail fraud. It's like, that's.
• 1:04:42
  Brian McFadden: You didn't see it that way.
• 1:04:44
  Testecleese: Like, that's Federal…
• 1:04:45
  Repeat Offender: Why?
• 1:04:46
  Testecleese: federal felonies that I don't want to go to prison for.
• 1:04:50
  Testecleese: But no, he's like, oh, I have a right to vote. He's like, yeah, that doesn't mean you have a right for me to do it for you, to break the law for you.
• 1:04:59
  Repeat Offender: It wasn't like something like 600 votes or something come… they went back to the address it's supposed to be at. It was a vacant car lot.
• 1:05:07
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:05:07
  Repeat Offender: 600-something bucks or something?
• 1:05:09
  Testecleese: to that.
• 1:05:11
  Repeat Offender: Nope.
• 1:05:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, a whole bunch of them, exactly. They would go to these addresses, and it was just, like, an empty lot where a building had burned down 5 years ago.
• 1:05:19
  Repeat Offender: Yay.
• 1:05:21
  Testecleese: And the argument is always, well, it wouldn't have been enough to sway the election.
• 1:05:25
  Testecleese: The problem is, when it's happening all over the fucking country, it might sway the election.
• 1:05:29
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:05:30
  Testecleese: This one instance wouldn't have, but maybe all of them together
• 1:05:35
  Testecleese: It's the, it's the Tweedledee, Tweedledum Defense.
• 1:05:39
  Testecleese: I can't tell you to kill people, but I can say Nazis should be killed on sight.
• 1:05:46
  Testecleese: Because that's an opinion.
• 1:05:47
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, my buddy Brian stands next to me and goes, hey, look, a Nazi.
• 1:05:54
  Testecleese: That's not a good defense to saying, well, I didn't tell anyone who the Nazis were, and he says, well, I didn't tell anyone to kill anyone, but together the message is, he's a Nazi, we should kill him.
• 1:06:03
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:06:06
  Repeat Offender: Meh.
• 1:06:06
  Repeat Offender: The biggest issue is they're doing it in broad daylight, mate. Like, it's all happening before everyone's eyes.
• 1:06:13
  Brian McFadden: They don't care anymore.
• 1:06:15
  Testecleese: It's dry season, dude.
• 1:06:16
  Repeat Offender: Please trust in the bloody electoral system.
• 1:06:21
  Testecleese: That's because the… what's gonna happen?
• 1:06:25
  Brian McFadden: Absolutely nothing.
• 1:06:27
  Testecleese: Exactly. Even if they pass late.
• 1:06:30
  Repeat Offender: I can do it.
• 1:06:30
  Testecleese: The Supreme Court, like I mentioned, was hearing something about mail-in ballots, which could, depending on how they rule, broadly or narrowly, could really affect things.
• 1:06:40
  Testecleese: But… it's still gonna allow California time to do their… their local stuff.
• 1:06:45
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:06:45
  Testecleese: And… And then the private elections, like the primaries, you know?
• 1:06:50
  Testecleese: But that's what… I guess what really got me.
• 1:06:53
  Testecleese: Was, why don't you stop the mail-in ballots a week before the election?
• 1:06:58
  Testecleese: So you don't have to wait a week after election.
• 1:07:01
  Testecleese: Oh, maybe you need that time to figure out how many more votes you need to win.
• 1:07:07
  Testecleese: Because if you knew in advance how many mail-in votes you had.
• 1:07:10
  Testecleese: There's no way that all of a sudden more are gonna show up right now.
• 1:07:14
  Testecleese: And instead of addressing this and trying to make this… people feel better about it, they say you're some fucking conspiracy theorist and tell you you're not allowed to ask that question.
• 1:07:21
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:07:24
  Repeat Offender: Is it normal from the helicopter invades?
• 1:07:29
  Testecleese: Not from what I'm aware of, but I've…
• 1:07:31
  Testecleese: California wastes a lot of money.
• 1:07:35
  Testecleese: So, I mean…
• 1:07:36
  Testecleese: I don't see why they would bother if they can take a month to count their fucking votes. Why would you bother rushing them in with a helicopter?
• 1:07:44
  Repeat Offender: Mmm.
• 1:07:48
  Brian McFadden: And now back to the Northeast.
• 1:07:50
  Brian McFadden: We have, Graham Platner, firing back at Fetterman, saying it's not the hoodie that he's come out about.
• 1:08:02
  Testecleese: Green Pump is a piece of shit.
• 1:08:05
  Brian McFadden: He's gonna… he's gonna get the Democrat nominee.
• 1:08:08
  Testecleese: He's already got the nomination.
• 1:08:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:08:13
  Testecleese: wow!
• 1:08:16
  Testecleese: This is literally everything the Democrats have been calling the Republicans.
• 1:08:23
  Testecleese: The whole time.
• 1:08:25
  Testecleese: to include Nazi!
• 1:08:28
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:08:29
  Testecleese: And the… I… I hope to God…
• 1:08:33
  Testecleese: This guy turns around and goes, yeah, see, I proved it. All I do is say I was a Democrat, and I could be all the shit you guys hate.
• 1:08:39
  Testecleese: But simply because I'm on,
• 1:08:41
  Testecleese: Against Trump. You guys voted for me. Right. I hope that's what's happening, but it's not.
• 1:08:47
  Testecleese: Guy calls himself an oyster farmer to try to sound like he's blue-collar, but his entire market is to his mom's seafood restaurant.
• 1:08:55
  Testecleese: This guy's still living off his parents, he's gonna be a fucking senator.
• 1:09:00
  Brian McFadden: No, he's got a good role model.
• 1:09:02
  Brian McFadden: Bernie Sanders.
• 1:09:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, Bernie and Warner were the only two that didn't pull back their endorsements, I think.
• 1:09:11
  Brian McFadden: Bernie Sanders, didn't he have one job before he got elected?
• 1:09:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, I think it was, like, a gaffe in porn or something.
• 1:09:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:09:18
  Testecleese: He held the big microphone so you could hear the girl moan.
• 1:09:24
  Testecleese: Hear a guy going… Back in the 70s, so he's probably looking at frickin'… Ron Jeremy's Johnson.
• 1:09:36
  Brian McFadden: And Plattner's come out and said, well, he got the tattoo because of PTSD, and that's why he said some of the things he's been saying, but we've got Purple Heart recipients coming out.
• 1:09:47
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:09:47
  Brian McFadden: Man, that's stupid.
• 1:09:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's like, you're saying that people that dealt with this stuff, it's okay to just be a giant fucking asshole.
• 1:09:57
  Testecleese: Like, this guy blamed women for getting raped.
• 1:10:01
  Testecleese: Wasn't this, like, a massive Democrat point?
• 1:10:05
  Testecleese: Like, oh, don't say you had it coming because you were wearing that slutty clothes in a dark alley at 2 in the morning with no one around.
• 1:10:12
  Testecleese: That's literally what this guy said!
• 1:10:14
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:10:17
  Repeat Offender: Are there women still coming out of the woodwork, Bart? Going on about it?
• 1:10:20
  Testecleese: Another one did today. Another one did today.
• 1:10:24
  Testecleese: Talking about what a piece of shit he is, and the garbage he does, and how he just lies to get what he wants.
• 1:10:31
  Testecleese: And he gets it.
• 1:10:35
  Testecleese: Which, I mean… All honesty, that makes perfect sense, you would run Democrat then, right?
• 1:10:41
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:10:42
  Repeat Offender: That's it. He's gonna fit well in the blue.
• 1:10:47
  Testecleese: Oh, it got way down here, huh? The Dems in Action section.
• 1:10:52
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:10:52
  Testecleese: Oh, that's alright, that makes perfect sense. What they're voting for is to include a fucking Nazi?
• 1:10:58
  Testecleese: Let's see what the Democrats are actually doing when they're in power. Now, this isn't the Democrat Party, but it is Nantucket, Massachusetts.
• 1:11:05
  Brian McFadden: So, I guarantee there's Democrat influence in Nantucket.
• 1:11:10
  Testecleese: I bet you it's almost 100%.
• 1:11:13
  Testecleese: all the way up to the top of the state level.
• 1:11:18
  Testecleese: A church is canceling their 4th of July, thing.
• 1:11:24
  Testecleese: First time in… I want to say 70 years? But that might have been a different thing that was 70 years. Why can't I get this thing to open?
• 1:11:34
  Testecleese: First of all, it's a, Reverend Aaron Spain, so we know it's not a Catholic church, huh?
• 1:11:40
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:11:41
  Testecleese: Especially if they called her… called her a pastor, not a priest.
• 1:11:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're not gonna read the founding documents.
• 1:11:51
  Brian McFadden: This'll be the first time…
• 1:11:54
  Brian McFadden: In 25 years, they've canceled it.
• 1:11:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, after two and a half centuries, why our founding documents still celebrated is mainly aspirational. 250 years later, aspirational. What do you mean?
• 1:12:11
  Testecleese: Have these folks read the founding documents?
• 1:12:14
  Brian McFadden: No, I guess…
• 1:12:16
  Brian McFadden: And I guarantee if they were being read in church every year, that nobody was paying attention to it.
• 1:12:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're shutting down the fireworks in Nantucket, Mass.
• 1:12:29
  Testecleese: On the 250th birthday, anniversary, whatever you want to call it, it's a big deal for this country, you know what I mean?
• 1:12:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, whoops.
• 1:12:38
  Testecleese: And it's funny, because I play some phone games that are, like, global, and I was talking to an Egyptian guy recently.
• 1:12:44
  Testecleese: He's like, oh, you must be pretty excited for 250. I was like, yes, but…
• 1:12:48
  Testecleese: hearing an Egyptian say that to me…
• 1:12:51
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 1:12:51
  Testecleese: makes me laugh out loud, you know what I mean? I was like, your nation predates the calendar, you know?
• 1:13:01
  Testecleese: Which, that's when I found out. I had never even thought about it, but Christians go to Egypt a lot.
• 1:13:06
  Testecleese: for religious stuff, like, Old Testament stuff.
• 1:13:12
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:13:13
  Testecleese: I… it never occurred to me, like, Israel was always the place I thought of.
• 1:13:17
  Testecleese: But I was like, yeah, why not go see where the Jews were enslaved?
• 1:13:24
  Testecleese: Wait a minute, if the Jews were enslaved, doesn't mean that they are forever… Exonerated of any offense ever?
• 1:13:32
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:13:33
  Testecleese: No, that only works for black people.
• 1:13:36
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:13:37
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 1:13:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's rough.
• 1:13:39
  Brian McFadden: Operations for the Jews.
• 1:13:43
  Testecleese: First fucking slave in the United States was a white guy, and he's owned by a black man, so…
• 1:13:48
  Testecleese: Let's be real about this for… Half a second, okay?
• 1:13:53
  Testecleese: Shouldn't be slavery, but it wasn't the way people picture it when they watch fucking Roots, you know what I mean?
• 1:14:00
  Testecleese: Don't get me wrong, there were bad dudes, but the Chinese were slaves before the black folk were. The fucking Irish were slaves in this country before the Chinese were.
• 1:14:14
  Testecleese: I don't know what to tell you, the whole fucking world practiced slavery.
• 1:14:18
  Repeat Offender: Don't forget us all these mothers.
• 1:14:20
  Testecleese: did, huh?
• 1:14:22
  Repeat Offender: Don't forget us Aussies.
• 1:14:23
  Repeat Offender: We were sending out these convicts.
• 1:14:25
  Testecleese: That's because it wasn't even worth keeping you as slaves, so they just tossed you an island and expected you to die. That's honestly what happened, right?
• 1:14:33
  Repeat Offender: That's exactly what happened.
• 1:14:35
  Testecleese: Good for you, but you're not getting back over here.
• 1:14:38
  Repeat Offender: Hey, swim, boys!
• 1:14:40
  Testecleese: Honestly, it was a great idea. Send the worst of the worst, who are… you can't even enslave them.
• 1:14:47
  Brian McFadden: And Lake Alcatraz.
• 1:14:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, that was a decent idea, too.
• 1:14:52
  Testecleese: Well, 3 people technically escaped, but they were never seen again.
• 1:14:58
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:14:59
  Testecleese: Basically, what we're saying by escaped is we never found their bodies when they drowned in the fucking, San Francisco Bay.
• 1:15:06
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:15:06
  Repeat Offender: Some shark shit, mate.
• 1:15:10
  Testecleese: maybe…
• 1:15:12
  Testecleese: I'm not sure what kind of sharks you get up there. Over there. That's, warm-ish water. Granted, you'll still get hypothermia.
• 1:15:19
  Testecleese: But… For sharks, that's warm water.
• 1:15:23
  Testecleese: Because, walt.
• 1:15:26
  Testecleese: Australia's famous for the great white shark.
• 1:15:29
  Testecleese: But… The most famous movie ever about a great white shark was in Massachusetts.
• 1:15:35
  Repeat Offender: the tools.
• 1:15:37
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:15:37
  Brian McFadden: Wow.
• 1:15:37
  Testecleese: Great movie, and you know it.
• 1:15:40
  Testecleese: No, every year they have great whites showing up off the coast of Massachusetts, every year.
• 1:15:46
  Testecleese: That cold Atlantic. Anyway, what's up with Mom Donnie?
• 1:15:49
  Brian McFadden: Oh, he's got a new plan to create more affordable housing.
• 1:15:54
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:15:54
  Brian McFadden: More rent control, seize the property from the landlords, and hope for the best.
• 1:16:03
  Testecleese: Aren't there laws stopping the government from doing this?
• 1:16:07
  Brian McFadden: I don't think there is in, New York City.
• 1:16:14
  Testecleese: I could have sworn there was some kind of federal law saying that, like, the federal government can't set up communism. I thought this was… like, I'm pretty sure it was inscribed into the Civil Rights Act, because I'm actually allowed to discriminate against communists.
• 1:16:26
  Testecleese: even with the Civil Rights Act in place.
• 1:16:31
  Testecleese: And you go, oh, he's not a communist, he's a socialist. That just tells you you don't know what either one of them fucking means.
• 1:16:39
  Testecleese: He wants the fucking fa- the government to control this shit.
• 1:16:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:16:44
  Testecleese: That's communism.
• 1:16:47
  Testecleese: Or at least authoritarian.
• 1:16:51
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:16:54
  Testecleese: Oh, Trump's an authoritarian. What's he doing that's taking authority over your life?
• 1:16:59
  Testecleese: You know? Like, what has he actually done that's taken authority over anyone's life here?
• 1:17:03
  Brian McFadden: Nothing.
• 1:17:04
  Testecleese: Oh, he's allowing individual states to make their own laws in accordance with the 10th Amendment to the Constitution?
• 1:17:13
  Testecleese: Oh my god, he's actually enforcing the real laws!
• 1:17:17
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, what's this done? He's not gonna leave office, he's not gonna leave office, he's got his third term. Or what did he…
• 1:17:22
  Testecleese: We did that last time, too.
• 1:17:24
  Repeat Offender: What happened in 2020? He packed his office and left.
• 1:17:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. They said the same thing last time, and…
• 1:17:31
  Testecleese: I am all about criticizing Trump, I would love to, honestly, but these wackadudes have made it impossible
• 1:17:40
  Testecleese: Because you have to… you have to get through the bullshit to get to what's actually happening.
• 1:17:46
  Repeat Offender: Oh, mate, 100%. You've got to keep your bloody leaders honest.
• 1:17:49
  Repeat Offender: You know, question every move they make.
• 1:17:55
  Testecleese: Excuse me.
• 1:17:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. Back on Mom, Donnie.
• 1:18:02
  Testecleese: Him and Hochul just came out and were… boasting about…
• 1:18:09
  Testecleese: Whatever socialist policy they're doing. Let's see what it was.
• 1:18:14
  Testecleese: Oh, excuse me.
• 1:18:19
  Testecleese: Of course not.
• 1:18:21
  Testecleese: Doesn't tell me… they were out there yucking it up about how great they're doing.
• 1:18:26
  Testecleese: It's gonna take me too long to find. But this was within 24 hours of that violent stabbing spree on the frickin' train in New York. And they just glossed over it, and they talked about how, like, great and safe everything is.
• 1:18:38
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:18:40
  Testecleese: I mean, Brian, at least we're not seeing people getting tossed in front of trains as much as we were.
• 1:18:45
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:18:46
  Testecleese: We were following that for a while on purpose, weren't we?
• 1:18:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we were.
• 1:18:51
  Testecleese: I was like, oh, another person got tossed in front of the subway,
• 1:18:57
  Testecleese: No one cared. And it was funny, because Trump was gonna deploy the National Guard. New York was like, no, no, no, no, fuck all of you.
• 1:19:05
  Testecleese: And then they went and deployed the National Guard themselves to…
• 1:19:08
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:19:08
  Testecleese: handle this situation.
• 1:19:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're good.
• 1:19:10
  Testecleese: You literally took Trump's plan, Ugh.
• 1:19:18
  Testecleese: It's, it's, it's… It's exhausting, Brian.
• 1:19:24
  Brian McFadden: Well, we got the largest township in the country.
• 1:19:28
  Brian McFadden: which is in New York, upstate New York, they are not going to follow the New York, your new New York state law getting rid of mother and father.
• 1:19:40
  Testecleese: Yeah… and the word paternity's gonna disappear, too.
• 1:19:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, was it gestating parents?
• 1:19:48
  Testecleese: Yeah. A non-gestating parents.
• 1:19:52
  Testecleese: So what… What the fuck?
• 1:19:58
  Testecleese: No, this… This is the problem, Brian.
• 1:20:03
  Testecleese: We have certain words to describe certain things, and these people just say, no.
• 1:20:08
  Testecleese: This is what woman means.
• 1:20:11
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:20:11
  Testecleese: You can WANT to be a man, but you still have the plumbing. That's why they're still gonna call you the gestating parent, instead of mother.
• 1:20:19
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:20:21
  Testecleese: What the fuck is going on in this country, dude?
• 1:20:25
  Brian McFadden: Insanity.
• 1:20:27
  Testecleese: Boyd.
• 1:20:28
  Testecleese: Dear God, talk about first world problems.
• 1:20:31
  Testecleese: The biggest problem these people have in life is the fact that you won't use the pronouns that they want you to.
• 1:20:38
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:20:40
  Testecleese: For the love of God!
• 1:20:42
  Testecleese: Who… Shut off welfare.
• 1:20:46
  Testecleese: Shut off all of this shit if this is how it's gonna be.
• 1:20:50
  Testecleese: Go get a fucking job and worry about surviving.
• 1:20:53
  Testecleese: Give less of a shit about all the rest of this stuff.
• 1:20:57
  Brian McFadden: Oh yeah.
• 1:20:58
  Testecleese: That's what drives me nuts, is that they're taking the money from the people that are working.
• 1:21:02
  Testecleese: So they can sit out and bitch about how they feel like they're supposed to be a woman.
• 1:21:09
  Testecleese: go ahead, I don't give a shit, why… but I don't have to pay for it, and I don't have to fucking…
• 1:21:14
  Testecleese: Even acknowledge what you did.
• 1:21:16
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:21:19
  Testecleese: It's infuriating.
• 1:21:22
  Testecleese: And then, this Katie Wilson up there in Seattle… Huh.
• 1:21:29
  Testecleese: I brought this up recently.
• 1:21:32
  Testecleese: They were putting up the barricades in Seattle again, but it's because of the human trafficking.
• 1:21:37
  Testecleese: With all the shootings in, like, 72 hours.
• 1:21:41
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:21:44
  Testecleese: So, the mayor, instead of arresting the human traffickers and the pimps, warring them out.
• 1:21:53
  Testecleese: They want to make it more difficult for pimps and human traffickers to get guns.
• 1:22:00
  Brian McFadden: Okay, that's not solving the… the actual issue at hand.
• 1:22:05
  Testecleese: Well, I guarantee you the human trafficker crossing the border illegally is not filing for a fucking permit to have a gun!
• 1:22:12
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:22:15
  Testecleese: Why don't you just arrest them for fucking whoring out children?
• 1:22:22
  Testecleese: It's… And I just don't understand these arguments.
• 1:22:28
  Testecleese: And how does the average person not get furious about this shit? I think that's the problem, is that only these people in this neighborhood realize the problem.
• 1:22:37
  Testecleese: The people who live 3 blocks down.
• 1:22:39
  Testecleese: It's not… it's not in my neighborhood, I… Right.
• 1:22:42
  Brian McFadden: In my backyard.
• 1:22:43
  Testecleese: It's still good.
• 1:22:44
  Testecleese: in general.
• 1:22:46
  Testecleese: Until they're having bullets go through their kid's bedroom window, because some… there's a fucking turf war from human traffickers who are whoring out children!
• 1:22:57
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:23:02
  Testecleese: Apparently that's okay, though, because, I mean, sex work is work, right?
• 1:23:06
  Testecleese: Are they gonna be more upset that these kids were made to work?
• 1:23:10
  Testecleese: As children, then the fact that they were made to be ooors?
• 1:23:16
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:23:18
  Testecleese: I'm Tom Down.
• 1:23:20
  Testecleese: Ugh, what's up with this fucking transcript shit that, Ran.
• 1:23:26
  Brian McFadden: Grandpa is…
• 1:23:28
  Testecleese: Because…
• 1:23:29
  Brian McFadden: He's already lost his window.
• 1:23:31
  Testecleese: Do anything legally, though?
• 1:23:35
  Brian McFadden: But I think… I mean, I thought this… I don't know.
• 1:23:45
  Brian McFadden: He just wants to get Fauci on the record.
• 1:23:48
  Brian McFadden: Lying, basically.
• 1:23:50
  Testecleese: Okay, you're not gonna get him in any trouble for it, because the statute of limitations ran out Monday.
• 1:23:59
  Testecleese: We talked about this last Friday, actually.
• 1:24:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:24:01
  Testecleese: You're just gonna get him to admit that he made all this shit up? What good is that gonna do?
• 1:24:06
  Testecleese: For the most part, your average person at this point realizes that most of this COVID stuff was garbage.
• 1:24:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:24:13
  Testecleese: Don't get me wrong.
• 1:24:16
  Testecleese: It was a nasty illness.
• 1:24:18
  Testecleese: It killed a lot of people.
• 1:24:20
  Testecleese: But, you have to remember, too, that a lot of these people that died of COVID,
• 1:24:24
  Testecleese: actually died with COVID.
• 1:24:27
  Testecleese: The motorcyclist who drove his… rode his bike under a 16-wheeler, Lost his head.
• 1:24:35
  Brian McFadden: Dying of COVID.
• 1:24:36
  Testecleese: was marked as died of COVID.
• 1:24:38
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:24:40
  Testecleese: Like, this has to be taken into account.
• 1:24:42
  Brian McFadden: There was no flu that one year when COVID was going on.
• 1:24:45
  Testecleese: Exactly, there was zero cases of the… of influenza in the United States.
• 1:24:51
  Testecleese: in 2020, because of COVID-19.
• 1:24:55
  Testecleese: I got COVID, and I found out I had COVID, because I had strep throat at the same time.
• 1:25:02
  Testecleese: And, you know, don't get me wrong, I felt like garbage. I was worthless with the two of them at the same time.
• 1:25:07
  Testecleese: But strep throat was more dangerous to me at the age I was at, and the…
• 1:25:13
  Testecleese: how healthy I was, you know what I mean?
• 1:25:15
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:25:17
  Testecleese: I mean, let's be real, COVID was killing mostly the elderly and the very young.
• 1:25:24
  Testecleese: It wasn't killing people, like, 16 to, like, 55, you know?
• 1:25:31
  Repeat Offender: Same thing's happening in Australia, mate. People are dying and getting marked off as dying of COVID here in Australia. People are dying of different things. Snake bites and everything, they're marked down as dying of COVID.
• 1:25:41
  Testecleese: Exactly, oh, they had COVID, that's what killed them. It's like, no, it was the fucking venomous snake that bit them that killed them.
• 1:25:46
  Repeat Offender: Still a little media pricks, have a look.
• 1:25:50
  Testecleese: Well, like I mentioned a little bit ago.
• 1:25:53
  Testecleese: A specific case that we've been bringing up forever on this show was a dude lost his head. He was…
• 1:26:00
  Testecleese: decapitated by a big rig, and they marked him as died as COVID.
• 1:26:05
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, we had the same shit here.
• 1:26:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, so you tell me if this guy didn't have COVID, he would have survived the decapitation?
• 1:26:13
  Repeat Offender: You know?
• 1:26:16
  Testecleese: Hell yeah!
• 1:26:19
  Testecleese: And just like the George Floyd bullshit, man.
• 1:26:22
  Testecleese: The guy was on… The guy was on enough fucking fentanyl to kill a rhinoceros.
• 1:26:28
  Repeat Offender: Where we go.
• 1:26:30
  Testecleese: And even… everyone remembers Derek Chauvin, but the fat Asian cop…
• 1:26:35
  Testecleese: who did perimeter control and just, like, put his hands up, keeping people from getting on scene. He went to prison, too!
• 1:26:48
  Testecleese: Jeez Louise. I don't know, man. How much comeuppance?
• 1:26:52
  Testecleese: do we have to allow to the Black community?
• 1:26:56
  Testecleese: Because bad things happened.
• 1:27:00
  Testecleese: 160 years ago.
• 1:27:05
  Brian McFadden: I don't know, I don't think that much.
• 1:27:08
  Testecleese: Like, I didn't own slaves!
• 1:27:10
  Brian McFadden: Nope, I didn't either.
• 1:27:11
  Testecleese: That… that dude was never a slave!
• 1:27:15
  Testecleese: You can say he's called these things all the time, but I… I doubt it, honestly.
• 1:27:22
  Testecleese: Well, face it.
• 1:27:23
  Brian McFadden: SpaceX IPO went through today.
• 1:27:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm thinking about buying some, and apparently they made it easier to buy the stock, but…
• 1:27:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they lower… they… you can go in through Fidelity now, set up an account with Fidelity.
• 1:27:37
  Brian McFadden: And buy your stock that way.
• 1:27:40
  Testecleese: So I cannot get this through, robinhood.
• 1:27:44
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:27:45
  Brian McFadden: Not yet.
• 1:27:46
  Testecleese: I don't like opening my Fidelity account, it's a pain in the ass.
• 1:27:51
  Testecleese: It's a huge pain in the ass.
• 1:27:56
  Testecleese: But I'm interested. I think SpaceX is going places.
• 1:28:01
  Testecleese: This isn't just his rockets, this is his.
• 1:28:04
  Brian McFadden: No, this is the whole company, this is the whole kinkaboo, everything… Starlink… Satellites, you know, all that.
• 1:28:12
  Testecleese: Not Tesla, though.
• 1:28:13
  Brian McFadden: No, not Tesla.
• 1:28:15
  Testecleese: Tesla's separate. Exactly, the satellite internet for the world
• 1:28:20
  Testecleese: Is going to bring about tons of money.
• 1:28:23
  Brian McFadden: And they're way ahead of the Amazon satellite internet, so…
• 1:28:28
  Testecleese: Oh, by years.
• 1:28:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:28:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, by the time Amazon gets…
• 1:28:32
  Testecleese: Set up to even be able to compete.
• 1:28:36
  Testecleese: It's gonna be, yeah, established, and what's already used.
• 1:28:39
  Brian McFadden: They'll have a monopoly.
• 1:28:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, I already have the gear, why would I go buy your gear? Argument, right?
• 1:28:44
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:28:47
  Testecleese: What do you think, Brian? Are you gonna… are you gonna at least look at getting some,
• 1:28:52
  Testecleese: SpaceX, or…
• 1:28:54
  Brian McFadden: I don't know, I got a bunch of other things to figure out first, so…
• 1:28:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:29:00
  Testecleese: But, I mean, you can buy fractions of shares.
• 1:29:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:29:04
  Testecleese: Because, shit, well, like… Was it Tesla or something like 400 bucks a share or something silly?
• 1:29:11
  Brian McFadden: This opened at $150 for SpaceX.
• 1:29:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, and people were going nuts.
• 1:29:17
  Testecleese: about it. They're like, It's 10 times the assets they have. I was like, they have a reusable rocket.
• 1:29:24
  Testecleese: I watched them land it and catch it.
• 1:29:27
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:29:28
  Testecleese: It's like, that's worth a billion dollars right there, you know what I mean?
• 1:29:35
  Testecleese: Oh, God.
• 1:29:37
  Testecleese: Oh, this one was…
• 1:29:40
  Testecleese: I don't know what to think of it, I think you shared this. The park ranger, the lady park ranger from Washington who went to Alaska, and fell off Mount McKinley.
• 1:29:53
  Testecleese: Did not survive the fall.
• 1:29:55
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:29:56
  Brian McFadden: She was trained, she was a trained mountaineer.
• 1:30:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, she, like, knew what she was doing, and she was there doing some kind of, like, routine inspection, I guess?
• 1:30:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, she'd go up there every summer and help with mountain rescues.
• 1:30:14
  Testecleese: That's too bad, and…
• 1:30:15
  Testecleese: See, here we go. This was a woman who was actually qualified for her job. Yep.
• 1:30:19
  Testecleese: Unfortunately, she died anyway.
• 1:30:24
  Testecleese: I'm not sure exactly what went down, obviously, I wasn't there. I'm just curious, would a man have been strong enough to not fall?
• 1:30:31
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 1:30:34
  Testecleese: I'm not assuming this at all, because it sounds like, like you said, she went there every year and did this trick.
• 1:30:41
  Testecleese: So… Unfortunate, I guess.
• 1:30:48
  Testecleese: Florida woman was mauled to death by her neighbor's dogs.
• 1:30:53
  Testecleese: I guess these dogs were a problem for a while.
• 1:30:56
  Testecleese: Like, a long after that, everyone… Yeah, everyone's complaining.
• 1:31:04
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 1:31:05
  Testecleese: I'm surprised they let it get to the point where someone was killed before something was done.
• 1:31:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's really messed up. The dog lived.
• 1:31:13
  Brian McFadden: That she was protecting.
• 1:31:15
  Testecleese: Oh, really?
• 1:31:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:31:18
  Testecleese: Well, these two dogs are gonna be put down.
• 1:31:21
  Brian McFadden: As they should be.
• 1:31:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, and I'm just… especially in Florida, I'm surprised someone didn't shoot these fucking dogs, honestly.
• 1:31:31
  Testecleese: I mean, I don't even need a dangerous dog, I just need a dog in my yard that's not mine, I'm probably gonna shoot at it, because…
• 1:31:37
  Testecleese: it's probably here to kill something if it's in my yard. Unless I know it's my, like, my neighbor's dog, for example, you know what I mean?
• 1:31:45
  Testecleese: But there are feral dogs out here. There used to be a puppy mill, I guess, like, 20 years ago, and they turned everything loose into the woods.
• 1:31:53
  Brian McFadden: That was dumb.
• 1:31:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's caused a bit of an issue with chickens, I guess.
• 1:32:01
  Testecleese: By the way, you getting, chickens? You getting chickens set up, or what?
• 1:32:04
  Brian McFadden: Not yet.
• 1:32:05
  Testecleese: You gonna?
• 1:32:06
  Brian McFadden: Probably not.
• 1:32:08
  Testecleese: Mmm, alright.
• 1:32:12
  Testecleese: Any pros?
• 1:32:12
  Repeat Offender: This is coming here, mate.
• 1:32:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't care, man. Prices coming down. We all know that, eggs coming in every day for free, or next to free, is a great deal.
• 1:32:27
  Repeat Offender: when you go to New South?
• 1:32:29
  Testecleese: as Brian and I were talking about when Biden was in office, Brian was like, I know what I got here! I gotta go!
• 1:32:34
  Brian McFadden: Oh, my…
• 1:32:38
  Testecleese: He's like, I got actual food that shows up every day!
• 1:32:43
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, that's basically true,
• 1:32:46
  Testecleese: So, you see this? I think, I think you did, because I think you shared it, but Dollar Tree's, expanding their service in…
• 1:32:52
  Testecleese: By… taking in, was it DoorDash?
• 1:32:55
  Brian McFadden: DoorDash or Instacart, yeah, they're gonna offer up delivery service to their customers. I don't see their average customer being able to afford the DoorDash surcharge.
• 1:33:07
  Testecleese: Maybe, but it depends on where you are.
• 1:33:10
  Testecleese: There's a lot of Dollar Trees, Dollar Generals, Family Dollars around here.
• 1:33:16
  Testecleese: And… I mean, they're every… everywhere.
• 1:33:21
  Testecleese: But it's a 20-minute drive for me to get to the nearest anything.
• 1:33:25
  Testecleese: If I can get someone to drive that shit up here for me…
• 1:33:30
  Testecleese: Put the miles on their fucking car, let their fucking engine deal with the mountainside, you know what I mean?
• 1:33:34
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:33:38
  Testecleese: I know what you're saying, though, but here's the thing, is they're worried that, like, oh, they're gonna… this is gonna be a real issue, because their customers, yada yada.
• 1:33:46
  Testecleese: Then they won't use it.
• 1:33:49
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:33:50
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure Dollar Tree's not paying out of pocket in advance for these… services, they're paying…
• 1:33:56
  Testecleese: A fraction of the purchase, right?
• 1:33:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:33:59
  Brian McFadden: Normally, there's a delivery fee included, you gotta pay.
• 1:34:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, so it's not like DoorDash is gonna lose money by offering this. Right. I'm sorry, not DoorDash, Dollar Tree.
• 1:34:12
  Testecleese: And this one I found interesting, too.
• 1:34:15
  Testecleese: Southern Baptist Convention, got together, and they are talking about…
• 1:34:21
  Testecleese: Not allowing women to hold any position of power in the church.
• 1:34:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:34:28
  Brian McFadden: Well, it's… They never have allowed women of power, be it deacons, or elders, or pastors.
• 1:34:38
  Testecleese: See, I don't know much about the Southern Baptists.
• 1:34:41
  Testecleese: But all I gotta think was, this sounds very Catholic.
• 1:34:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:34:45
  Testecleese: It was funny, the Catholic Church…
• 1:34:48
  Testecleese: You used to allow priests to get married.
• 1:34:52
  Testecleese: The issue is… Or was, rather.
• 1:34:56
  Testecleese: Was when they died, they would leave their wealth, their worldly possessions, to their family, not the church.
• 1:35:04
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 1:35:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, and the Catholic Church stopped that.
• 1:35:09
  Brian McFadden: They wanted to get their money.
• 1:35:11
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 1:35:14
  Testecleese: Well, that's our material, you got anything else you wanna talk about?
• 1:35:16
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:35:18
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:35:23
  Testecleese: Maybe we should.
• 1:35:23
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Harold Woods, then?
• 1:35:25
  Brian McFadden: Alright, sounds like man.