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Dashing Through the Snow (Teaser) · Black Men Can't Jump [In Hollywood]

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  [SPEAKER_00]: Welcome to black men can't jump on Patreon.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Patreon is sitting.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, that was me.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But fun.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Santa Fak.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Number three.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: My fart's about like cinnamon.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, there's gonna be a long one.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, they smell like cinnamon.
• 0:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is gonna be a long one.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Of course we don't.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Of course we don't.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You don't do your crots.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: If James wants to hear, you know, that's the quote he might do.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't say that's definitely a quote James would do.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my goodness.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, I mean, this is cause I have a therapist too.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Let me get some penguin.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, it's all walrus.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, my tell us so crazy about this is out of the writer.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's written movies that I like.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like he's written like Kempie, Kempie, of course, but like he wrote all the jemanges, like the rock reboot of the jemanges.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, what?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You wrote the first venom, which is very Kempie, but now I can't air.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He's written master and they look I'm looking at his uncredited revisions.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like painting games.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, I saw a king or a jack Why you said what wait?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Why you do that?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just saying he wrote king or a jack I just gave it break.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I just said all the good stuff he wrote It reminds me of king or a jack like I'm living with all this of great because I'm just looking at his IMDB He did write connier though.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's that movie's really fun
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So it's half a deli, gone to 60 seconds.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it got at 60 seconds.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I bet if we rewatch that, we wouldn't think it was as good as we liked it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, we're like, can I?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Did you mind me?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Welcome to the jungle.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I do like, I liked both of those.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And he wrote Venom for, yeah, first of the first one.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, which is, I like the first one better than that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, Dashing through, we, sorry.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm getting ahead of myself.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, man, I'm going too fast.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm dashing through the snow.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, God.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: What I meant to say is happy holidays everyone.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You guys know what this is.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: This is a film review podcast.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We review the film's leading black actors.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We talk about the context of race through the context of race and diversity in Hollywood.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Great.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Great.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Is that what the game show has the richness?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Rubbed off when you break?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, you're losing it right now, right?
• 2:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're losing it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Listen, I...
• 2:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I've done so many podcasts recently.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's kind of insane.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I was like, I was like that, I was like that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But we also, we also are down a member of our trio at, as you could tell, there's only two of us right now, the voice you're listening to right now that, you know, I'm not gonna lie.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Doesn't believe in Santa Claus, but does believe in the spirit Christmas.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, and if Santa Claus is a metaphor for God, or at least a, you know, kind of a placeholder for the faith conversation, then you know what maybe I do believe, okay, I like this and that's the voice of Jonathan Braylock or I like, you know, you know, I wasn't the biggest Santa, but I love Christmas.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I haven't bought my tree yet, but I plan on getting it after you record this podcast.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, that's two.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Really?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't wait.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I feel late.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's only December 8, but some reason it feels later to me, I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: This, this will be early for us.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We usually, we usually get it like a week before.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Really?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: A week.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, real.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Say, say, say, say, say, say, say.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I can't, I can't do the fake tree.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I just, the whole, the whole point is, you know, I agree.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I agree.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: To, for my house, the smell like pine, every time I come in, yes.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Now, the, the one grinch you isn't here is James the third.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, it's kind of, well, James the third.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You know what, Christmas came early for James.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right before Christmas.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: James is doing another spot on Abbott Elementary.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's true.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Christmas came early.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Where's my Christmas at?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We're, we're my, uh, Bray A, A, what's in it?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And your Christmas wish.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Bray, Bray got, Bray got a game show.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: James on Abbott.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We're, we're my Christmas.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We're my, we're my Christmas.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, there's some room.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Today we are reviewing the film, dashing through the snow.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: If you're like, what is that?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I never heard of that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, guess what?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a movie on Disney Plus.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And it stars, little real, how are you?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow, and it's still, I'm looking at the poster and it says little real, how are you?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Whoa, what do you mean?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I mean, he still goes by low well.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I think at this point, like, that's who you are, you know, and I guess so.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Chris ludicrous bridges, and it says, yeah, because like ludicrous never gonna, he's always gonna.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But he still has his, he puts his name there, just wants people to know.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Tiana Paris is also in this, Oscar Nunez from the office and the recent spin off the paper.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah, he's in the library.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: This was directed by Tim Story, who you all know, the Barbershop franchise, and ride along.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And ride along.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And look, even though this movie was a kind of a video on demand, it is Disney Plus.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So, you know, it's seen by many, many a kid.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I think.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it has a 30% around tomatoes, but that's the critic score.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Audiences disagree.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They gave it a 63% which is 35, that's fresh.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's about a social worker who doesn't like Christmas.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He actually calls Christmas the chicken wing of holidays.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what it was first.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't people look like chicken wings?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: First lines in the movie.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's very confusing.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And you know what, him and his daughter go on an adventure because a man who claims to be Saint Nicholas, Nick sento clause, pops into their lives and their, and a native of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Listen, here's the thing.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We've reviewed many, we've reviewed many holiday films.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And we've honestly gone through almost all of the black ones.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: For sure.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I think we've pretty much hit the mall we've done.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: This Christmas, we've done almost Christmas.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We've done last holiday.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We've done the best man holiday.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, we, we did jingle jingle.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That was great.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I love jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jingled jing
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We've got them all, but Disney said, hold up.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We got another one for you.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's called Dashing Through the Snow.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: The one on the open is like... And, you know, this is a movie that is on Disney Plus.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I gotta stop repeating myself.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We have to get into your little thoughts.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, can't jump.