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The "Flesh Flavored" Vegan Burger... · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Let's don't be a dusty because right now you want
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  Speaker 1: all the cancers out there, Red dropping a clues bomb
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  Speaker 1: You see me out here with my shorts above my knees.
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  Speaker 1: Now when I sit down, they ride up right all
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  Speaker 1: the time. Meat is out. Get a close up, Nick,
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  Speaker 1: get a closer for the easts. Nick. Okay, Let the
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  Speaker 1: street see this thumb meat okay, and become looking at
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  Speaker 1: my No, come here, man, Do my thighs make you hungry? Look? Look? Look, look,
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  Speaker 1: look look do my thighs. Do my thighs make your
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  Speaker 1: mouth water? Did they make your stomach growl? No? If
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  Speaker 1: the answer is yes, you're not gay? Are cannibal? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Listen to what I said. I said, do my thighs
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  Speaker 1: make your mouth water and your stomach growl. Those are
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  Speaker 1: signs of hunger. So if you see this thigh meat
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  Speaker 1: I'm showing and you got hungry, you're a cannibal and
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  Speaker 1: you want to eat me? Okay, Oh, don't think that
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  Speaker 1: they're on people out here who desire it taste the
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  Speaker 1: human flesh, because they're absolutely is. People out here desire
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  Speaker 1: to taste the human flesh. And that is why we
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  Speaker 1: are here today because the curve that hunger. This sweetest
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  Speaker 1: plant based company called oomp has created a fresh flesh,
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  Speaker 1: flesh flavored burger. Did you hear what I just said?
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  Speaker 1: I said for all you cannibals, who I guess the
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  Speaker 1: unturned vegan. The sweetest plant based food brand has created
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  Speaker 1: a flesh flavored burger. I can't make this kind of
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  Speaker 1: stuff up. Would you'd like to hear the commercial for it?
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  Speaker 1: We'll here you go, will term plants into any mouth
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  Speaker 1: watering meat? You can imagine this Halloween, who bring you
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  Speaker 1: the scariest plant based food ever? Plants based human needs.
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  Speaker 1: He's a be scary, but relax because it's plant based,
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  Speaker 1: no human needs, plant based burger. Do you dare to
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  Speaker 1: taste it? Wholly available this Halloween because otherwise it would
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  Speaker 1: be creepy. Oh it's it's not creepy any other day.
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  Speaker 1: It's what are you talking about? This flesh flavored burger
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  Speaker 1: won a Silver Brand Experience Award at the Cannes Lions
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  Speaker 1: Festival of Creativity last week. That's where I was at.
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  Speaker 1: I was at the cans Lions Festival of Creativity and Canns,
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  Speaker 1: France last week, representing my company's Black effecting my amazing
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  Speaker 1: partners here at iHeartRadio, and they had all these activations,
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  Speaker 1: amazing activations, you know. I spoke on some panels with
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  Speaker 1: my good sister Dolly Bishop. I learned a lot. But
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  Speaker 1: if I would have known about this this activation, I
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  Speaker 1: would have stopped by. And the reason I would have
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  Speaker 1: stopped by because I need to know who are these
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  Speaker 1: humans who have actually eaten other humans to know that
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  Speaker 1: this plant based burger actually taste like human flesh. See.
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  Speaker 1: I experiment with plant based things, So if someone gives
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  Speaker 1: me plant based chicken plant based beef, I clearly have
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  Speaker 1: eaten real beef and eating real chicken to know what
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  Speaker 1: it tastes like. Who it is individuals walking around this
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  Speaker 1: third rock from the Sun with us who have eaten
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  Speaker 1: actual humans to know this own burger that tastes like
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  Speaker 1: human flesh. Slaps. Okay, Now for all the cannibals listening, sleuth,
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  Speaker 1: all the cannibals who listened to the Breakfast Club. If
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  Speaker 1: you're concerned the special edition plant based human flesh isn't
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  Speaker 1: realistic enough, do not fear. A spokesperson said they've done
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  Speaker 1: their best to make sure it's as lifelike as possible,
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  Speaker 1: crafting it from soya which I've never heard of, mushrooms
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  Speaker 1: and wheat protein, as well as plant based fats, and
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  Speaker 1: a mysterious I mix, mysterious spice mix. As if the
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  Speaker 1: human flesh y'all was eating wasn't mysterious enough. This is
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  Speaker 1: why another eight mystery meat. Who in this room was
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  Speaker 1: ever eight meat that was labeled a mystery Raise your hands, nobody. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: somebody's lying. The conspiracy theorists in me is saying they
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  Speaker 1: are making this plant based human flesh tasting meat to
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  Speaker 1: confuse the zombies. Okay, when the zombie apocalypse happens, you
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  Speaker 1: throw some of that plant based human flesh of them.
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  Speaker 1: It might keep them off fuss. But the conspiracy theorists
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  Speaker 1: in me is always believed that mystery meat was human flesh.
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  Speaker 1: All Right, somebody tells me it's mystery meat, I ask,
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  Speaker 1: why is it a devil damn mystery? What secret are
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  Speaker 1: you keeping? You can't tell me what type of meat
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  Speaker 1: this is because you know it's jamala tyrone? All right.
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  Speaker 1: I truly believe that a lot of these people go
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  Speaker 1: missing because in this world there are humans who have
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  Speaker 1: a literal hunger for other humans. And don't think for
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  Speaker 1: one second, don't think for one second that we roll
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  Speaker 1: v you weight overturned, and you're forced to women to
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  Speaker 1: have babies they can't afford to have. They won't be
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  Speaker 1: concealing their pregnancies, carrying these babies, determ having them, and
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  Speaker 1: selling the flesh on the black market for these animals
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  Speaker 1: to have their human versions reveal. I'm sorry my brain
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  Speaker 1: works this way, but it just does. Okay, I think
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  Speaker 1: this company needs to be investigated, all right. That scary
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  Speaker 1: ass advertisement that was released on Halloween Eve in twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty one, does that not sound like the Devil is busy?
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  Speaker 1: And the fact that a spokesperson had to say no
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  Speaker 1: humans were injured in the development of this product. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because they came to you already dead. All right. You
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  Speaker 1: didn't injure them to eat them, but somebody did. If
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  Speaker 1: you have to tell people no humans were injured in
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  Speaker 1: the development of this product, then guess what. Some humans
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  Speaker 1: were probably injured in the development of this product. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is one of those mornings when I wish we
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  Speaker 1: was on TV. All right, but we're gonna put this
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  Speaker 1: on YouTube later. Nick, you have to put the commercial
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  Speaker 1: into this Donkey of the day, okay, because you have
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  Speaker 1: to see this commercial to people have to see this commercial.
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  Speaker 1: It's a It's a dimly lit hallway with a figure
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  Speaker 1: walking towards the doorway, and then this cook preparing some meat.
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  Speaker 1: And on the screen it flashes plant based human flesh
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  Speaker 1: and then't the words be scared, and then the words relax,
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  Speaker 1: and then it Dare's view was tasted. This is going
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  Speaker 1: to do one of two things. Either help cannibals who
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  Speaker 1: have turned vegan are make people who never had real
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  Speaker 1: human flesh eat this and then wonder what real humans
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  Speaker 1: taste like. Oh oh oh, y'all think the hoochie daddy
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  Speaker 1: phenomenon on social media is a coincidence. No, they setting
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  Speaker 1: you up. They got you out here showing off your
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  Speaker 1: thighs because they're looking for their next meal. Now we
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  Speaker 1: have the audio from the chef and a co founder
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  Speaker 1: of this company, and Ken Lyndon, let's hear what you
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  Speaker 1: had to say. We can make oo taste like enemy.
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  Speaker 1: You can ever imagine this Halloween. We have challenged ourself.
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  Speaker 1: We have stepped it up and the most scary thought
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  Speaker 1: we have actually never taste the really dreman meat. That's mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's too crazy to life. Yeah, so what we have
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  Speaker 1: done and we have research loft. I went into to
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  Speaker 1: my kitchen and start to see how close I could come.
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  Speaker 1: And then we're having so profeing last room sweet profing,
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  Speaker 1: some stark and some secret spicing. I'm pricking off telling
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  Speaker 1: the world it's so it's a good burger, that man said.
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  Speaker 1: The developing of a plant based burger that tastes of
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  Speaker 1: human meat was exciting and a little bit scary. Scary
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  Speaker 1: for who I'm the one who is scared because there's
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  Speaker 1: people on this planet actually eating people, because how else
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  Speaker 1: would they know that this plant based burger actually tastes
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  Speaker 1: like humans. I don't know what's going on in this
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  Speaker 1: world people, but we better pay attention. And I also
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  Speaker 1: want you to know this. If you eat ass, you're
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  Speaker 1: flirting with being a cannible. He'll shut up. Man, Please
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  Speaker 1: give this company the biggest he hall. Now it's four
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  Speaker 1: people in this room, mother than me, DJ nv Red,
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  Speaker 1: who's also celebrating the b it's not Nicar cameraman in
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  Speaker 1: Brandon that it is so disrespectful that you did not
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  Speaker 1: see Brandon. If he's the darkest brother in this room,
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  Speaker 1: that's our god, that's our brother. Are from gdan, I
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  Speaker 1: can't see the breakfast cause that's disrespect I didn't see it.
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  Speaker 1: How many times if the light's been off, Brandon people
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  Speaker 1: say they couldn't and they told exactly that's disrespectful. Now
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  Speaker 1: who in here has ever thought about eating another human?
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  Speaker 1: Like actually consuming them? Like? But okay, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: never mind, all right, I'm just saying, y'all need to
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