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McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon Disobey Bridger · I Said No Gifts! A comedy interview podcast with Bridger Winegar

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Speaker 1: And I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.
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Speaker 1: When you're a guest to my home, you gotta come
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Speaker 1: to me empty. And I said, no, guests, your own presences.
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Speaker 2: Presence and.
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Speaker 3: I already had too much stuff, So how do you
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Speaker 3: dare to surbey me?
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Speaker 4: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wine, girl.
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Speaker 4: We are here in the studio. I'm having the time
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Speaker 4: of my life already. Let's go going on. Let's see. Oh,
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Speaker 4: this morning I woke up screaming, and so far that's
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Speaker 4: been the highlight of the day. It was a what
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Speaker 4: is this called a Charlie horse, which is if you've
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Speaker 4: ever had this agony in your leg. I mean, it's
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Speaker 4: just a dream. It's a fun, exciting way to get
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Speaker 4: your heart pounding early in the morning, a reason to
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Speaker 4: hop right in the shower. So that's what happened this morning. Otherwise,
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Speaker 4: this week was kind of just leveled for me because
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Speaker 4: I found out someone that I don't respect it's still
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Speaker 4: doing well. So I'm sick of hearing about this guy.
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Speaker 4: And I've heard nothing but bad things about this person,
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Speaker 4: and he's having the time of his life. So but
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Speaker 4: at least I get to have a Charlie Horse and
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Speaker 4: now is there anything else that's important to the Patreon.
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Speaker 4: Let's not forget about the Patreon. And that's why I
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Speaker 4: bonus episodes similar to this. I talked to guests those
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Speaker 4: two a month. I'm now recapping Secret Lives. No, I'm
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Speaker 4: done recapping Secret Lives and Mormon Wives. I'm now recapping
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Speaker 4: Salt Lake City Housewives, the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
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Speaker 4: And I'm the expert. I'm kind of the person. So
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Speaker 4: come on over. There's a bunch of other things happening.
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Speaker 4: You know, I'm in control. So it's a disaster, but
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Speaker 4: it's a good time. And now I think I've covered everything.
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Speaker 4: Let me look at my document. Yes, i think I've
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Speaker 4: got everything. Okay, let's get into the show, can we.
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Speaker 4: Today's guests are just fantastic and we're gonna have a
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Speaker 4: great time. It's Mackenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon. You're too welcomed,
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Speaker 4: I said, no, kid, Oh, thank you, and I'll say
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Speaker 4: again thank you for being You.
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Speaker 2: Have such a good voice and body and hr I'm
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Speaker 2: sorry everybody. You're the strongest.
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Speaker 4: I'm the strongest guy.
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Speaker 2: Holy congratulations, congratulations, you're working out frequently.
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Speaker 4: I actually, if we want to get into working out,
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Speaker 4: I do it. Work out twice a week for half
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Speaker 4: an hour each time. That's insane. And I leave dry heaving.
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Speaker 5: What are you doing for thirty minutes at you're heaving?
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Speaker 4: Stare masks again, stare master half an hour?
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Speaker 2: Ser that's brutal.
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Speaker 5: No, I would love to get a stair master.
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Speaker 2: It's brutal.
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Speaker 4: I would love to get a StairMaster too. I wish
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Speaker 4: it wasn't so dangerous.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, they're scary.
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Speaker 2: They're so scary, and they want I think ideally you
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Speaker 2: don't hold onto the rails. Is that correct?
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Speaker 4: Oh? Interesting? They want your arms just kind of flopping. Well,
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Speaker 4: I think ideally, oh right, they want you marching.
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Speaker 5: I don't think you should do that. I think I
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Speaker 5: need to be chained to those rails for sure, or
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Speaker 5: I'm flying off.
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Speaker 2: I knowed railings, I'm tied to it. I'm wearing roller
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Speaker 2: blades and you have poles. Yes, it's an but it
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Speaker 2: really blasts the glutes, really blasts those glutes. It really
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Speaker 2: works out that ass. And I know that we're trying
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Speaker 2: to do that here, and I said, no gifts.
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Speaker 4: I literally the podcast blast the ass blast that as
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Speaker 4: pained to the chair chair master. Now here's a new idea.
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Speaker 4: This is where we come up with new concepts and
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Speaker 4: ideas by saying things wrong.
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Speaker 2: The chair master, how about we give those glutes a rest,
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Speaker 2: sit right on them.
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Speaker 4: I love that.
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Speaker 2: I love that, Chair Master.
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Speaker 4: No, but I leave dry heaving and.
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Speaker 5: Well it's working. It's actually you're getting mad results.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the only way I know how to work out.
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Speaker 4: Do you two work out constantly? What are you doing?
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Speaker 2: Well? I'm doing usually I run okay, I outside. Oh,
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Speaker 2: I do a mountain trail run mostly so dangerous. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: but I'm really good at it and I go quite
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Speaker 2: slow on the way up and on the way down.
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Speaker 4: Everyone's good at it until they're being helicoptered out.
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Speaker 2: That's a great point. That's I mean I started flat, well,
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Speaker 2: I didn't start. I was not working out at all.
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Speaker 2: Then I did Orangeery. I was an Orangeery coach for
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Speaker 2: a while.
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Speaker 4: What is orange theory and how is it not just
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Speaker 4: a workspace?
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Speaker 2: It's a great that's a great.
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Speaker 4: Question to me. I always think, oh, this is a
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Speaker 4: communal work space.
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Speaker 2: It is in a lot of ways and a lot Well,
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Speaker 2: you're definitely working bad ass. I uh, it's it is
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Speaker 2: treadmill doing cardio. You're doing rowing the water rower. It's great.
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Speaker 5: I used to do it actively crew in the water.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so hot.
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Speaker 2: You're a tall I think that helps. I was really
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Speaker 2: good at it.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I got you scared?
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Speaker 2: Of course?
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Speaker 4: How scared you?
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Speaker 5: Because if you put your ore in wrong, you can
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Speaker 5: like catch a crab, which means it would hit me
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Speaker 5: in the next and go behind me and then you
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Speaker 5: have to get it back up.
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Speaker 2: It's very scared.
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Speaker 4: It's like a burst the trachea situation.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, not good. I wasn't good at it.
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Speaker 2: When I'm working on I'm not trying to blast my trake.
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Speaker 5: But you're trying to blast that as I'm.
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Speaker 2: Trying to blast the ass. Did you see that lesbian
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Speaker 2: movie about the rower? No, it came out only very recently.
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Speaker 4: That's the thing to happen. Wait, who was in it?
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Speaker 3: It was?
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Speaker 4: Wait?
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Speaker 5: Is it Jodie Foster?
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Speaker 4: Wait? Is it a Net Benning?
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Speaker 2: It feels like it might be a net?
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Speaker 5: Is it a Net and Jody? Oh?
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Speaker 4: What a team up that would be.
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Speaker 2: I feel like it.
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Speaker 4: Might that's too much.
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Speaker 5: I have to watch it.
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Speaker 2: It was a little spooky. But they do do a
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Speaker 2: little bit of girl on girl kissing, which I know
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Speaker 2: you are scared of. I'm so scared.
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Speaker 5: Is there any full frontal it's not enough.
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Speaker 4: Full frontal When you say spooky, is it like ghost spooky?
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Speaker 2: No, like like a little ominous. Oh, she like rows
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Speaker 2: too much, like almost like you know, the beginning of
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Speaker 2: or not the beginning the entire car but black Swanye,
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Speaker 2: where you know they're like a perfectionist. They're like, I
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Speaker 2: got a dance, I got a rum.
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Speaker 4: Right, they're clipping their nails at high speed.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's catching a crab. I don't know. It's scary,
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Speaker 2: but it is thrilling. Thing I didn't like sexy. It's not.
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Speaker 2: It's sexy in the sense that there is some girl
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Speaker 2: on girl kissing. But at what cost?
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Speaker 5: But okay, that's always great question.
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Speaker 4: At what cost?
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Speaker 2: Right is there not?
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Speaker 5: Or is it just too thin lipped white women?
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Speaker 2: It's thin lipped white women exactly how we are protesting
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Speaker 2: against saxically.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I am too. Yeah, it's starting.
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Speaker 2: Today, Yeah, please welcome, all right, But yeah.
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Speaker 4: That is a real movie, and it seems like You're
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Speaker 4: the only person that I.
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Speaker 2: Ever saw and I can't quite remember it, so did
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Speaker 2: I see it at all?
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Speaker 4: It seems like it would be thrilling, though it feels
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Speaker 4: like it could be what's the drumming movie? Some of
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Speaker 4: that energy?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, Miles Teller, Miles Teller, the movie teller, I've seen it.
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Speaker 4: One of the most punishable men.
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Speaker 5: Yes, wait, I have to. I mean TeleSoft put we
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Speaker 5: were guessing who we think the man is.
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Speaker 4: I don't think you would actually, well, there's probably like
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Speaker 4: a whole list of men that you could name. Yes, yes,
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Speaker 4: this one's like kind of not even a name. It's
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Speaker 4: more of somebody who I know, people who have worked with,
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Speaker 4: and they're like, he's the least competent person alive, over
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Speaker 4: and over and over, but he's doing well, and it
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Speaker 4: just keeps doing.
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Speaker 5: He keeps doing being a man I hate.
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Speaker 4: That's well, then where's my doing it?
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Speaker 3: Over?
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Speaker 5: And but you're a ginger?
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Speaker 4: Oh that's true.
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Speaker 2: That's hard.
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Speaker 4: I've got the world working against I know.
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Speaker 2: It was recently not to bring it back to Europe.
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Speaker 2: Stop was recently on a cruise with like almost three
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Speaker 2: thousand gay men. I was booked to do stand up
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Speaker 2: on the screen. And one day I felt brave enough
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Speaker 2: to wear a swim suit full coverage, you know, me
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Speaker 2: on the public area of the pool deck.
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Speaker 5: And by full coverage, you don't just mean like a
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Speaker 5: swim or swimsuit, you have like bottoms on as well.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, like full pants.
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Speaker 2: You could say that, you could say definitely wet suit
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Speaker 2: on the bottom and then like almost romper on top,
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Speaker 2: as to give masculinity and also keep people wanting a
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Speaker 2: lot more, you know what I mean.
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Speaker 4: For anything, begging for just a peak of skin.
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Speaker 2: I'm scared of the sun as as ginger. Also I'm
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Speaker 2: scared of my own body as also gingers are. And
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Speaker 2: I heard and I'm hearing the notes and I'm fine.
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Speaker 2: I mean, my pasty level is like very high. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: but I one day felt brave enough to show my
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Speaker 2: shoulders at the pool side. I'm also thinking to myself,
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Speaker 2: I'm around twenty eight hundred gay men. Nobody's gonna look
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Speaker 2: at me. Sure, they're busy, I.
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Speaker 5: Think elsewhere, right, you're misunderstanding gay men.
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Speaker 2: But I took off my turtleneck or whatever the fuck
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Speaker 2: it was, weary, and my shoulders were out, and multiple
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Speaker 2: gay men were like, whoa that is a lot of sundamage, girl,
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Speaker 2: A lot of like girl, you know what I mean.
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Speaker 2: You know, you know gay men are like girl, you
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Speaker 2: need some help. You know, it was a lot.
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Speaker 5: You do have a lot of sundamage.
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Speaker 2: Oh my god. It honestly looks I forget what it
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Speaker 2: looks like until I'm around twenty eight hundred gay.
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Speaker 4: Men and they're all wagging their finger at you. Yes.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, go inside mother hens.
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Speaker 4: Yes. Interesting because they're part of the problem saying everyone
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Speaker 4: should be tanned.
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Speaker 5: Yes, So it's like, yes, I.
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Speaker 2: Can't choose a lane right as a lesbian and a ginger. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: I cannot win on that boat.
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Speaker 5: You can't win on that boat. But the lesbian community
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Speaker 5: doesn't need you to be tanned, right. In fact, they
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Speaker 5: love the PMW vibe. It's oh yeah, pasty is kind
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Speaker 5: of our energy, kind of.
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Speaker 4: The best possible world to be in as a ginger, right.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, the lesbian community because it's mostly candlelight, and that
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Speaker 2: works for me.
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Speaker 5: It's the warm light, yes, warm light. But I do
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Speaker 5: think that most gingers are queer. I don't know a
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Speaker 5: redhead that's not gay. Tell that to my family, Well
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Speaker 5: I will, Yeah, I'm just like, can you name a
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Speaker 5: Ginger that's not gay?
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Speaker 2: It's a great point. I can't think of one gay
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Speaker 2: the entire A single mom work to jobs. Interestingly, one
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Speaker 2: of the jobs, we know what that is? Rowing you
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Speaker 2: know what I mean, catching a grabber.
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Speaker 4: That's just how she gets to work.
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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, great point, thank you.
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Speaker 5: Wow.
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Speaker 4: Interesting Not a single ginger person has ever been straight? Yeah,
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Speaker 4: nightmare for the community, Yeah yeah, or a huge positive? No, no, no,
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Speaker 4: I think.
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Speaker 2: This is Kenny loves gingers, which is really sweet. Ginger
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Speaker 2: Kenny loves like thick thick thick thickies and I like
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Speaker 2: that too.
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Speaker 5: Safe.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, good for you. Now the okay cruise, that's
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Speaker 4: a nightmare for a ginger person for sure. I mean
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Speaker 4: so many levels. I can't be there, right, but what
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Speaker 4: I do? I have to be in a casino, casino,
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Speaker 4: a casino which I also hate.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like you'd be a lot at the
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Speaker 5: nurses station. And I don't mean this in a bad way.
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Speaker 4: Well I would be, They're just I would be there
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Speaker 4: socializing wouldn't even be a health thing, and be like
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Speaker 4: it's not here's some people I can talk to.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, finally, you'd really shine.
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Speaker 2: There are kind of showing up like do you guys
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Speaker 2: need any help today?
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Speaker 4: That's an underrated part of the cruise experience, hanging out
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Speaker 4: with nurses to people should be in the nurses station
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Speaker 4: cruises without anything wrong with them.
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Speaker 2: I did bond almost exclusively with the staff of the
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Speaker 2: boat because that's where women were.
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Speaker 4: Oh interesting, right of course.
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Speaker 2: And I I'm just very drawn to talking to women.
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Speaker 2: So next thing, you know, I'm not next thing, you know,
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Speaker 2: I'm like basically handing out cocktails and I'm like, let
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Speaker 2: me help Tracy.
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Speaker 4: Now, where did the crews go?
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Speaker 2: I'm really glad you asked? Of course, Athens is where
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Speaker 2: we started.
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Speaker 4: Santorini beautiful, Oh okay.
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Speaker 2: Cairo in Egypt, oh my god. Yeah, and then I
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Speaker 2: think there was another little island in there, and then
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Speaker 2: back to Athens. So it was kind of like the Mediterranean.
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Speaker 4: Did you get to see anything when you stopped at
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Speaker 4: these places or was it just like, oh, now here's
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Speaker 4: some duty free liquor and jewelry and get back on
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Speaker 4: the boat.
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Speaker 2: I went deep. I saw the Pyramids.
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Speaker 4: I went like the pyramids.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw the Pyramids. I went deep, and I
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Speaker 2: also went to Istanbul where they were there for almost
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Speaker 2: like it felt like overnight, so I could do a
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Speaker 2: night and unheard of right exactly for a boat.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, for a boat. Usually they're like, you've got three
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Speaker 4: hours and then we leave, right, and we will leave.
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Speaker 2: You significant And the only one that was shorter was
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Speaker 2: Mikinos because it was too you know, windy. I guessed
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Speaker 2: and I was like, Okay, this is fucking stupid, the
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Speaker 2: gayest island. It's too windy to get there. These men
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Speaker 2: are angry. I thought they were upset. But yeah, we
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Speaker 2: spent a lot of time, which was more time than
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Speaker 2: I thought I would off the boat. But I hadn't
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Speaker 2: done a cruise since high school when I performed on
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Speaker 2: a CRUISEHP in high school.
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Speaker 4: You know me, Wow, you will only perform on a cruise, correct.
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Speaker 4: It is not a vacation, it's a performance. Yes, And
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Speaker 4: I think that's probably the best way to do it well.
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Speaker 2: I think also most of those guys in the cruise
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Speaker 2: ship also saw it as a bit of a performance.
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Speaker 4: They were getting paid.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactlyweight.
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Speaker 5: Do you want to tell who you brought on the
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Speaker 5: cruise with you?
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Speaker 2: I brought my mom, Oh I did sweet, my wife
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Speaker 2: too busy working my mom retired, right, and I was like,
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Speaker 2: it was a girls trip. It was a girls trip. Cute.
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Speaker 4: Now, did your mom go to the pool? Did she
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Speaker 4: get shamed by the gay man?
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Speaker 2: Yes, we all were. They're merciless, that's what they can be. Mean,
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Speaker 2: the boats were, Yeah, we I had a great time,
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Speaker 2: and I'm glad that I brought. I mean, I haven't
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Speaker 2: spent one on one time with my mom since I
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Speaker 2: think I was in her womb. That's great, right. Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Do you have siblings one?
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Speaker 2: Okay, but I'm very clearly the favorite are a child?
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Speaker 4: I have three siblings, okay, three?
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Speaker 2: What's the rank?
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Speaker 4: I'm third?
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Speaker 5: No, I mean, like in likability, what's the rank? If
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Speaker 5: your parents were to ranking, it was for the best.
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Speaker 4: The favorite is me. I'm number one, and then there's
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Speaker 4: a huge gap between the other three and they're all tied.
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Speaker 4: Ye as not even the other three aren't loved.
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Speaker 5: Williams forgotten.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, my parents have tried to get rid of Yes,
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Speaker 4: hasn't stuck. But I'm number one. I'm the king, I'm
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Speaker 4: the prince, I'm the queen, I'm the princess, and the
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Speaker 4: rest of my siblings are all they just want to
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Speaker 4: die all.
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Speaker 2: Right, well you love the best body, So I think
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Speaker 2: that's why your number.
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Speaker 4: Our parents love my body.
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Speaker 2: What ranking are you? Are you favorite in.
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Speaker 5: The favorite in your family?
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Speaker 4: Just too well?
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Speaker 5: Two and then I have two steps of blazing okay,
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Speaker 5: but number one, I'm still number one for sure.
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Speaker 4: It was a competition.
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Speaker 5: Never never, sorry, not with a blowout like this, No, no, no.
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Speaker 4: No, how could they another bunch of duds and the.
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Speaker 5: New Yeah, yeah, as it should be this morning. I
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Speaker 5: just want to say I love my family. They're all amazing,
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Speaker 5: and I'm definitely not the favorite, right I think.
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Speaker 2: I think in your family and I know that how
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Speaker 2: this sounds, you're my favorite.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 2: When I show up to Mackenzie's house, we do shows
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Speaker 2: in like Phoenix, and her family will be so nice
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Speaker 2: to take us to dinner or whatever. When I walk
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Speaker 2: in the door, they're like, our baby's home.
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Speaker 4: Well, you're the star.
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Speaker 5: No, no, no, me, not to me. They pushed me
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Speaker 5: aside and go God damn it, Rachel, your body looks good.
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Speaker 5: My dad is always like, great bod, great body. You're
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Speaker 5: looking good.
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Speaker 4: You should go after this guy.
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Speaker 2: I should fuck your dad.
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Speaker 4: Yes, I believe.
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Speaker 2: I haven't tried. I know if I try a little bit,
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Speaker 2: he'll fold. I just haven't tried walk now. Also, your
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Speaker 2: stepmom does it also in love with she text me
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Speaker 2: on the side.
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Speaker 4: You ruin family. You can destroy this.
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Speaker 2: You're so lucky that I'm not power hungry because I
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Speaker 2: could fuck your dad so easy. Betray Yeah, careful, don't doful,
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Speaker 2: especially in Phoenix. Yes, yeah, got another place that's tough
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Speaker 2: for gingers that he is.
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Speaker 5: And that's where I met most of my favorite gingers
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Speaker 5: is Phoenix. There's a lot out there.
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Speaker 4: They probably stood out. They did, oh my god, stood
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Speaker 4: out in a.
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Speaker 2: Big w They needed help. A lot of paracels being sold.
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Speaker 4: Now I don't I don't want to stay around the
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Speaker 4: cruise this whole time. I hate cruises, and I hate
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Speaker 4: that you went on one. Agreed, But I just want
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Speaker 4: to ask about the pyramids. The size. I feel like
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Speaker 4: I've built about so much my mind, over my entire life.
16:19
Speaker 4: I would get there and I would be like, that's
16:20
Speaker 4: as big as a bank. How big is a pyramid?
16:24
Speaker 2: Massive? What would you compare it to so many banks?
16:28
Speaker 2: If all the banks were on top of each other
16:29
Speaker 2: in a pyramid shape, it's just bank on bank. But
16:32
Speaker 2: also I didn't know this so many there's so many pyramids,
16:36
Speaker 2: mostly because we think of the pyramid big right, the
16:38
Speaker 2: three Pyramids of Giza, the one, two, three.
16:41
Speaker 5: Have you guys not been on the History Channel?
16:42
Speaker 4: What's happening?
16:43
Speaker 2: Are you doing ancient Aliens?
16:44
Speaker 5: Dude, it's not even fool correspond Aliens. I started it.
16:48
Speaker 5: I'm the ep of ancient Aliens.
16:50
Speaker 2: You love those fucking aliens. Well, when we're on the
16:52
Speaker 2: road too, sometimes we're in a hotel. The only thing
16:54
Speaker 2: that's on Ancient Aliens.
16:55
Speaker 4: You're in a hotel room, and that's not on Why
16:58
Speaker 4: are you in a hotel?
16:59
Speaker 5: Exactly exactly. We watch that in wrestling when we're on
17:01
Speaker 5: the road. Yeah, we love female wrestling.
17:05
Speaker 2: That genuinely brings me so much joy, joy that a
17:08
Speaker 2: cruise could never get.
17:09
Speaker 5: Never.
17:10
Speaker 2: No, I have so much fun. Okay, but you love
17:12
Speaker 2: ancient aliens.
17:12
Speaker 5: I love ancient aliens because I also have the skull
17:15
Speaker 5: of an ancient alien. Yes, you do, which we found
17:18
Speaker 5: out recently. I put my hair up once and Rachel
17:20
Speaker 5: was like, my god, it looks like the Lombardi Trophy.
17:24
Speaker 2: Because you can't tell right now, but her head it's
17:27
Speaker 2: like you think it. It's one way and then she
17:29
Speaker 2: turns and you're like that head dude keeps on going,
17:31
Speaker 2: it goes back. Your head has glutes, yes, yes, yes,
17:37
Speaker 2: this is.
17:37
Speaker 4: My biggest fear of This is why I can't lose
17:38
Speaker 4: my hair or ever shave my head, because I'm like,
17:40
Speaker 4: whatever's under there is going to it can't be seen
17:42
Speaker 4: ruined people, yes, for sure. Or there's a map that's
17:45
Speaker 4: my tattoo to my skull.
17:46
Speaker 2: Yeah.
17:46
Speaker 4: So I'm just like, we got to keep the hair
17:47
Speaker 4: on there as long as possible.
17:48
Speaker 5: My school shape is disgusting.
17:50
Speaker 2: It's I like it about you though, everything about you.
17:53
Speaker 2: It makes you unique, and I think that's really special.
17:55
Speaker 5: So we watched the History Channel a lot.
17:57
Speaker 4: And what did you learn on Ancient Aliens that you
17:59
Speaker 4: were about to scold us about?
18:01
Speaker 5: Well, that there's so many Well no, I didn't learn
18:03
Speaker 5: it on there. I watch other other watch one other show,
18:06
Speaker 5: one other show, not the brag. There's so many pyramids
18:08
Speaker 5: and there's so many tombs.
18:09
Speaker 2: They're all of us. So I did not know that
18:12
Speaker 2: because I do have sex with people, so I wasn't
18:14
Speaker 2: watching whatever she's watching. But I showed up. I saw
18:18
Speaker 2: that this first one, which is like a six stepper,
18:20
Speaker 2: and it was they were describing their like essentially, this
18:23
Speaker 2: was somebody's one of the earliest ones.
18:25
Speaker 4: Yeah, the earl, Yes, kind of a prototype.
18:28
Speaker 5: Yeah.
18:28
Speaker 2: They were like ideology Indiana Jones around here. It was
18:33
Speaker 2: very like cool to see I was in a tomb,
18:34
Speaker 2: you know, I mean, we're living, we're living, living, But
18:36
Speaker 2: they are so big, and you you know, when you
18:39
Speaker 2: picture them, there's the three right middle one looks like
18:42
Speaker 2: it's the biggest. It's actually just on the highest ground,
18:45
Speaker 2: the biggest one of the people left. Oh, but you
18:47
Speaker 2: can drive between, which I was picturing in my head
18:52
Speaker 2: to also somebody who has been, you know, building up
18:54
Speaker 2: the pyramids in my head for so long also is
18:56
Speaker 2: a queer person. I'm like, I'll never make it there
18:58
Speaker 2: without being stoned to death. I'm sure, but I didn't.
19:01
Speaker 2: I thought you would kind of wait in line around
19:05
Speaker 2: a thousand people and take like a photo that has
19:08
Speaker 2: like a thousand other people in it, and then you
19:10
Speaker 2: get there and you're like, it's kind of small. When
19:13
Speaker 2: the timing that I went there was like right before
19:15
Speaker 2: they closed, so most people were gone, and I had
19:18
Speaker 2: basically the pyramids to myself and my mom for about
19:22
Speaker 2: twenty minutes awesome, And I walked all the way up
19:25
Speaker 2: to I sat on the first stone of it.
19:28
Speaker 4: This is something that would not happen in the United States.
19:30
Speaker 4: There would be a rope around it or a fence.
19:31
Speaker 2: Right, They're just out there and like, you can walk
19:34
Speaker 2: up to it, you can touch it. I was like,
19:35
Speaker 2: these are mess I fucked it. I feel of course
19:38
Speaker 2: I fucked it. Yeah, it was a bottom sozing well.
19:42
Speaker 5: I did, oh sorry, very passive, but it was.
19:45
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of those things where I was like, I
19:47
Speaker 2: was so glad that it was as momentous as you
19:52
Speaker 2: would like it to be. The sphinx, you know.
19:54
Speaker 4: Right huge. But come on, let's go to comparison here.
19:58
Speaker 4: I've all we're talking about is bank. So far it
20:01
Speaker 4: is bigger.
20:01
Speaker 2: Than a bank of a single bigger than a bank.
20:06
Speaker 4: Let's say the Glendale Galleria. Okay, now that's also very short.
20:11
Speaker 5: That's short. Well, you can't go you gotta think higher.
20:14
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is, like it's fat and high.
20:16
Speaker 5: What about the Capitol what is it? Capitol records building?
20:18
Speaker 4: Oh, interesting, capital records. That's tall.
20:20
Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm learning right now is that
20:22
Speaker 2: I have no idea how to do scale yeah.
20:24
Speaker 4: I probably couldn't do scale either, to be honest.
20:26
Speaker 5: But it's big. It's huge.
20:28
Speaker 2: It's so big built. When you show up, you go.
20:31
Speaker 2: I do see how people think Aliens did make this
20:34
Speaker 2: because it doesn't even make sense. It's also perfect.
20:38
Speaker 5: I feel like the entire state building.
20:39
Speaker 2: Hello. Yeah, yeah, it's too big.
20:41
Speaker 4: It's too big. If we dropped it in downtown LA,
20:44
Speaker 4: would we be able to see it from here?
20:46
Speaker 3: Well?
20:46
Speaker 4: You know what you see downtown.
20:47
Speaker 5: You can't see anything from burbank, right, you can't see
20:51
Speaker 5: if there was nothing else around and we were flat.
20:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's big, it's big. I got on some camels,
20:56
Speaker 2: which people have been yelling at me about why thank
20:59
Speaker 2: you for I'm you guys.
21:00
Speaker 4: Reacted like kind of harmony.
21:02
Speaker 5: I'm Bacon to camel culture. I'm from I just want
21:05
Speaker 5: people from Arizona. I've been on a lot of camels.
21:08
Speaker 4: You've been on a camel. Yeah, I'm the only person
21:10
Speaker 4: here who hasn't been on a camel. Can stop a camel?
21:15
Speaker 2: Also huge?
21:16
Speaker 5: So you're getting canceled for being on a camel.
21:18
Speaker 4: Yes, people don't want you on a camel.
21:20
Speaker 2: I kind of thought camel would be like horse. Camel
21:23
Speaker 2: is so much taller than a horse.
21:25
Speaker 5: You need like a ladder to get on them. Yeah,
21:27
Speaker 5: unless they get down.
21:28
Speaker 4: They got down for me because they get down, which
21:30
Speaker 4: is amazing.
21:30
Speaker 2: Lu was the camel's name, and I bonded with her
21:33
Speaker 2: so much. Sometimes when I look at animals, I think
21:35
Speaker 2: to myself, like I do think we can. We're not
21:37
Speaker 2: speaking to each other, but we're feeling each other each other.
21:40
Speaker 4: Yeah, like here, yeah, And people said you shouldn't have
21:42
Speaker 4: done that, correct, because it's something.
21:45
Speaker 2: I don't know. They're like, what if that camel's tired?
21:47
Speaker 2: And I'm like I was also tired and I couldn't
21:48
Speaker 2: used a ride. Sorry, that's not right, that's not right.
21:52
Speaker 2: That's not right.
21:52
Speaker 5: There's the thing. Every anything you do on the internet,
21:54
Speaker 5: people are gonna come after you.
21:55
Speaker 4: For I was, how are you to know exactly?
21:59
Speaker 2: And as a queer person in Egypt.
22:01
Speaker 5: And you see a camel, you're gonna ride a camel?
22:03
Speaker 2: Just gonna do. We'll get on the camel whatever the
22:06
Speaker 2: tour guide tells me to do.
22:07
Speaker 4: I'm going your okay, Now you're like excusing it because
22:11
Speaker 4: you were a hostage.
22:15
Speaker 5: I don't believemore a camera.
22:18
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm going to do whatever. The man
22:19
Speaker 2: told me to get safe. And this man was like,
22:21
Speaker 2: you guys better go get on those camels. And I
22:23
Speaker 2: was like, I have to.
22:26
Speaker 4: Really, but I really wouldn't think twice I'd be like, yeah.
22:28
Speaker 2: A horse, yeah right, I mean that's also yeah. I
22:33
Speaker 2: mean I look at horse horses who are cops, and
22:35
Speaker 2: I'm like, what if they're tired that they are?
22:38
Speaker 5: Are we have anybody ever yelled at a cop?
22:40
Speaker 2: Well, I just want this to say.
22:41
Speaker 5: I think we should start here first.
22:42
Speaker 2: What we need to start yelling.
22:43
Speaker 5: We need to start yelling at cops.
22:44
Speaker 2: Horses were yelling at cops. What else are we against? Oh,
22:47
Speaker 2: thin lipped white lesbian's kissing.
22:49
Speaker 5: Yeah right, or just thin lips in general? For sure,
22:53
Speaker 5: givet to cancelers because we have the world's smallest lips too.
22:56
Speaker 4: I wouldn't describe you if I feel like they're in
22:58
Speaker 4: proportion to your faces.
22:59
Speaker 2: Thank you.
23:00
Speaker 5: Nobody's ever said that. Nobody's ever said that. Even my
23:02
Speaker 5: wife is like, how dare you my wife?
23:07
Speaker 6: Her pathetic lis okay, oh interesting, Well you can't both
23:11
Speaker 6: have limps. I think ideally, ideally, that would be marriage ruining,
23:17
Speaker 6: that's relationship ending.
23:19
Speaker 4: It's like who you know. You can only have one
23:21
Speaker 4: big pair of lips in.
23:22
Speaker 2: A house, okay, because it's too much power.
23:23
Speaker 4: If theo much power, the clashes.
23:27
Speaker 2: I understand. Weirdly enough, Also, since I got back from
23:30
Speaker 2: the cruise, you and I kind of talked with us yesterday.
23:32
Speaker 2: The amount of cruise content right now is higher than ever.
23:34
Speaker 2: And what is that?
23:36
Speaker 4: Everything? Then I see on content like on TV.
23:40
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like poop cruise and Amy missing, Amy, Amy
23:44
Speaker 2: Bradley went missing.
23:45
Speaker 4: I don't know where did she go? She fell off
23:48
Speaker 4: the cruise.
23:48
Speaker 2: Well, we don't know she could. There's no evidence that
23:52
Speaker 2: points that she fell because her body did not show up.
23:54
Speaker 2: I was watching it this morning.
23:56
Speaker 4: Well, so it falls in the ocean. We can't say
23:58
Speaker 4: it didn't show up.
24:00
Speaker 2: I mean, wait, that doesn't Wait, it's not that she
24:02
Speaker 2: fell and they can't find her. They don't think that
24:04
Speaker 2: she fell.
24:05
Speaker 5: Where she's still in the ship flew away.
24:07
Speaker 2: I can't believe the hostility I'm getting right now from YouTube.
24:11
Speaker 4: Cues fall off or fly away exactly.
24:14
Speaker 2: They think that somebody took her, took her.
24:17
Speaker 5: Oh I'm flying.
24:20
Speaker 2: I'm only this first fifteen minutes into episode one, which
24:23
Speaker 2: is some of the most fun that you're gonna have.
24:25
Speaker 4: You are an experts, you can speak to that.
24:26
Speaker 2: I think I know exactly what happened.
24:30
Speaker 5: Do they think that somebody got her up?
24:32
Speaker 4: Possibly on the cruise.
24:34
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard to tell, but I'm so glad I
24:36
Speaker 2: waited till I got it came out. I'm a true
24:39
Speaker 2: crime mr.
24:40
Speaker 4: Sure.
24:41
Speaker 2: It came out right before I left for the cruise,
24:42
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I can't watch this. But the second
24:45
Speaker 2: I got back yesterday, I was like, I'm watching this
24:48
Speaker 2: in the morning all day. Yeah, that was a lot.
24:52
Speaker 2: God bless her cut up. Wait, have you been on
24:54
Speaker 2: a cruise?
24:55
Speaker 4: I've been on a cruise, not for what? Which one?
24:57
Speaker 4: Did you go somewhere in the Caribbean. It was like
25:00
Speaker 4: during high school Disney groups. Oh no, it was with
25:04
Speaker 4: my family. And it's just not for me. I love
25:06
Speaker 4: to eat. Yeah, that's the only thing I travel for basically,
25:09
Speaker 4: and it's like fine dining, not even fine, just good
25:12
Speaker 4: food and cruise food not for me. I don't gamble,
25:16
Speaker 4: I can't lay in the sun. What am I doing
25:18
Speaker 4: on a cruise? And then you go to these ports
25:21
Speaker 4: and it's truly like unless you can get into the
25:23
Speaker 4: country it's truly buying duty free stuff.
25:26
Speaker 5: It's being at an airport.
25:27
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like stopped at an airport. Yeah, not for
25:29
Speaker 4: me at all. I get why it's for some people,
25:32
Speaker 4: for sure, not for me.
25:33
Speaker 2: I actually hate all travel now that i've hate all travel,
25:36
Speaker 2: I don't like to travel. I don't like to do it.
25:38
Speaker 2: I mean, I think.
25:39
Speaker 5: It's a real pill to travel with exactly.
25:41
Speaker 2: You know how I get. I'm so tired, I'm hungry.
25:44
Speaker 2: I like things to be the same. I'm such a
25:45
Speaker 2: fucking I just got back and I'm like, thank god,
25:48
Speaker 2: my outlets are normal again. Like I'm a fucking bitch.
25:50
Speaker 4: Bitch.
25:51
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I didn't know until us. Some people travel
25:54
Speaker 2: and they're like the world's open up. I'm like so cultured.
25:57
Speaker 2: I traveled and I was like, fuck everyone who's different
25:58
Speaker 2: than me.
25:59
Speaker 5: Giving me back to all of our get me back
26:01
Speaker 5: to the olive garden.
26:02
Speaker 2: I have bad taste.
26:04
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true.
26:05
Speaker 2: I don't like anything that's not mac and cheese.
26:08
Speaker 4: To travel.
26:09
Speaker 2: Listen, it's not good for me. But travel so much.
26:11
Speaker 2: You're great at it.
26:13
Speaker 4: It's the best. Your favorite place is each of you
26:16
Speaker 4: to travel to. What's been the best place you've traveled right.
26:19
Speaker 2: There's a spot right in between my wife's left leg
26:21
Speaker 2: and right legs.
26:22
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's your favorite. I love China. I had
26:25
Speaker 5: so much fun in China. I would go back there
26:27
Speaker 5: in a harvey. I hope I get too.
26:28
Speaker 4: So China. I would like to go to China, but
26:32
Speaker 4: I would like someone to pay for it.
26:34
Speaker 6: For sure.
26:34
Speaker 4: I have the best possible experience.
26:36
Speaker 5: You've got to go big, yeah, because.
26:37
Speaker 4: If I went, I'm cheap and I would ruin the
26:40
Speaker 4: experience for myself for sure. And so and I feel
26:42
Speaker 4: like China is a place if you don't do it well,
26:44
Speaker 4: it's going to be a nightmares experience. Yes, So like
26:48
Speaker 4: I need someone to just reach out and sponsor my
26:50
Speaker 4: trip to China.
26:51
Speaker 2: Are you listening? Everyone?
26:52
Speaker 5: Everyone?
26:52
Speaker 2: Where's camera?
26:54
Speaker 5: Go direct to camp?
26:54
Speaker 2: Excuse me?
26:56
Speaker 4: Excuse me? How you have a few thousand dollars that
27:00
Speaker 4: you're looking to spend on a vacation. Give it to
27:02
Speaker 4: me and I'll spend it on a vacation. Yeah to China.
27:05
Speaker 4: Thank you? Okay, so, thank you.
27:06
Speaker 2: Thank you. I've been to Africa in that rock. I
27:11
Speaker 2: went on safari when I was like twenty two.
27:13
Speaker 4: Wow, that's the age to go on safari.
27:15
Speaker 2: I think one d percent and I'm seeing things very cool.
27:18
Speaker 2: It's weird. Whenever I travel hunting trip.
27:20
Speaker 4: You were on a big game trip. There are a
27:22
Speaker 4: lot of pictures you don't want people to see hunting camels.
27:26
Speaker 2: I'm getting canceled today, im going today today.
27:30
Speaker 4: You were there with Jimmy John, the guy from Jimmy John.
27:32
Speaker 4: You being a big.
27:33
Speaker 2: Game hunter, so ray, Oh my god. You ever watched
27:38
Speaker 2: The Wild thorn Berries?
27:39
Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys, we never see the Wild thorn Berries.
27:42
Speaker 6: You looking like this, It's crazy.
27:48
Speaker 2: You do look like half Chance. You look like the
27:50
Speaker 2: whole cast. It's crazy. It does look like they were
27:54
Speaker 2: like based on a true story. Yes, dude, Wow Sarah,
27:59
Speaker 2: that's so money.
28:00
Speaker 4: But wait, are they hunters in there or something?
28:02
Speaker 2: Oh no, I bring it up.
28:04
Speaker 5: I think we looked at you.
28:08
Speaker 2: Sometimes when I travel places and this is I wonder
28:11
Speaker 2: if other people are like this or if I just
28:13
Speaker 2: am so like I'm such a dumb dyke. But whenever
28:17
Speaker 2: I go places, I just I think about like the
28:20
Speaker 2: Disney movie that it reminds me of interesting And I
28:22
Speaker 2: don't know if that's a normal thing or if I
28:24
Speaker 2: was I was raised on movies and like TIV but
28:27
Speaker 2: like when I was in Athens, I was like, this
28:29
Speaker 2: is Hercules, right, And when I was in in Kenya,
28:32
Speaker 2: I was like, this is the Lion King.
28:34
Speaker 4: I'll do this. But with video games like that looks
28:36
Speaker 4: like this from thing from a video games. I guess
28:39
Speaker 4: I'll just never be I'm mature. You would be experiencing
28:42
Speaker 4: I'm an idiot. Yeah, that can't just like have it
28:45
Speaker 4: a thing be its own thing. Right.
28:46
Speaker 2: When we were in Paris, I was like, this is
28:47
Speaker 2: Lizzie McGuire or in Italy or whatever. I was like,
28:49
Speaker 2: this is Lizzy.
28:51
Speaker 4: That's cute, But do you reference movies I'm enjoying Okay, yeah, okay,
28:56
Speaker 4: I'm every one of them.
28:57
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you seeing it?
28:59
Speaker 5: I'm every here more like the father, I'm obviously the
29:03
Speaker 5: one daughter.
29:04
Speaker 2: I'm the monkey. Yeah your win.
29:06
Speaker 4: I could be at least three people in this photo.
29:09
Speaker 2: In this picture, maybe you know that crazy brother.
29:12
Speaker 5: Yeah that's you, that's that's your energy.
29:15
Speaker 4: The brother is the one with the monkey or behind
29:16
Speaker 4: the monkey.
29:17
Speaker 2: Yes, that was me throughout high school and they were like,
29:19
Speaker 2: we need to get riddling for the man.
29:24
Speaker 4: Ah well as long, I mean, I would love for
29:26
Speaker 4: you to just keep comparing me to Nickelodeon characters. But
29:29
Speaker 4: I feel like there's something else we should talk about.
29:30
Speaker 2: Right, Do you ever get Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory.
29:33
Speaker 5: It's not laboratory.
29:37
Speaker 4: Dexter's Lavatory could be like a small business somewhere where
29:40
Speaker 4: they like, have you know they supplied the toilets to
29:42
Speaker 4: concerts or what have you? Dexter's lavatory.
29:45
Speaker 2: My eyes been twitching this whole time I've been here.
29:50
Speaker 5: I'm we gotta get you.
29:52
Speaker 2: So I need to go back to sleep.
29:53
Speaker 4: Yeah, please take it, n ob Anyways, No, there's something
29:56
Speaker 4: else I need to talk to you too about and
29:58
Speaker 4: I hate approaching the subject. Picked I didn't want to today.
30:02
Speaker 4: I felt like I would just have a nice time
30:04
Speaker 4: with you talking and we could move on.
30:05
Speaker 5: Yes we are sleeping together, Yes we are actively.
30:10
Speaker 4: I thought something was weird between us.
30:19
Speaker 2: We're married.
30:20
Speaker 4: We're married. Uh no, the podcast is called I said
30:23
Speaker 4: no gifts, and I thought, you know, McKenzie and Rachel
30:27
Speaker 4: will come by. We'll have a nice time talking and
30:29
Speaker 4: just move on with our whatever day. This is Thursday.
30:32
Speaker 4: I don't know what time is it anymore. But so
30:35
Speaker 4: I was a little surprised when you two showed up
30:38
Speaker 4: each holding what are obviously gifts which I'm now going
30:42
Speaker 4: to assume are for me. Yes, yeah, interesting, Okay, but
30:47
Speaker 4: it would have been funny if we brought them for
30:49
Speaker 4: each other. So you missed an opportunity. Yeah, see why
30:53
Speaker 4: you need to get back on the same page.
30:55
Speaker 2: We do. You want to go first? I want you
30:57
Speaker 2: to go first because we Mackenzie also is a very
31:01
Speaker 2: good gift giver, so she could not resist the opportunity
31:04
Speaker 2: to gift you.
31:05
Speaker 4: Okay, good, good reasoning, and you have no excuse, corst Okay, perfect,
31:14
Speaker 4: this is my gift. Okay, this is beautifully wrapped. It's
31:16
Speaker 4: kind of like a DVD size case with a gorgeous tissue.
31:20
Speaker 2: Are you hearing that, Asmry, Let's do it crinkled it
31:24
Speaker 2: for you.
31:26
Speaker 5: Wow?
31:27
Speaker 2: Oh that is I'm getting.
31:29
Speaker 4: This is a good one. People are driving off the road,
31:31
Speaker 4: they're in ecstasy or anything. Okay, that's nice.
31:34
Speaker 2: On the yours.
31:35
Speaker 4: Oh oh yeah, this is probably the best we've ever
31:39
Speaker 4: had on this podcast.
31:41
Speaker 5: I get that a lot.
31:42
Speaker 2: So exquisite and stuff.
31:47
Speaker 4: Well, I want to eat a potato chip. Yeah, oh,
31:51
Speaker 4: I have never It's a copy of Jennifer's body or
31:54
Speaker 4: there's something else in here, rocks or something.
31:56
Speaker 5: It is a copy of Jennifer's body.
31:58
Speaker 4: I've never seen Jennifer's body.
31:59
Speaker 2: And I knew that about you.
32:01
Speaker 4: I hate that I'm putting off that energy and I
32:03
Speaker 4: did know that about you.
32:05
Speaker 2: It's also insane that you haven't seen it.
32:07
Speaker 4: Well, should I defend myself?
32:09
Speaker 5: Yes?
32:10
Speaker 2: How did you miss it?
32:11
Speaker 4: Can you defend yourself?
32:12
Speaker 5: Not?
32:12
Speaker 4: I wasn't huge on Juneo.
32:14
Speaker 5: Oh okay, fascinating and it's not Juno energy.
32:17
Speaker 4: But it stopped me in my tracks as far as
32:21
Speaker 4: Diablo Cody, which is not fair. You know it's not fair.
32:25
Speaker 5: No, because it's mostly Megan Fox. This is a Megan
32:27
Speaker 5: Fox original lips. We're talking lips money, Amanda and Megan Seifered.
32:33
Speaker 5: That's lip on lip. Oh wow, bills your whole argument.
32:38
Speaker 2: Out of the water, honey.
32:41
Speaker 4: But this movie, I know the lore of it. Basically.
32:44
Speaker 4: The reviews were terrible, absolutely awful, and then almost within
32:49
Speaker 4: like a year or two, people are like, no, you're wrong,
32:51
Speaker 4: this movie is incredible.
32:52
Speaker 5: They didn't ask any eighth grade lesbians, which is insane.
32:56
Speaker 4: You should be the only people reviewing movies. Let's be honest. Yes,
33:00
Speaker 4: and may actually be the only people reviewing movies.
33:03
Speaker 5: Yes, Yes, it's iconic. This movie is incredible. It shaped
33:08
Speaker 5: me as a woman.
33:09
Speaker 2: As a young succubist. Yes, this movie was the representation
33:13
Speaker 2: that I needed. It rocks.
33:16
Speaker 5: It's one of my favorite movies of all time. I
33:17
Speaker 5: had multiple I have like three copies, so it's like
33:20
Speaker 5: I can part with one.
33:20
Speaker 4: Tell me about it. I really don't know much about it.
33:23
Speaker 5: It's she's a bisexual succubist.
33:25
Speaker 4: Okay, fantastic and yeah, high school?
33:28
Speaker 5: So she is a what senior in high school?
33:30
Speaker 2: She's a senior in high school.
33:31
Speaker 5: Freshly turned eighteen.
33:32
Speaker 4: I'm hoping Jennifer Check is her name, Jennifer Check.
33:35
Speaker 2: And she goes to see a band perform at a
33:38
Speaker 2: local bar. Feels very Wisconsin. They're like by Devil's Lake.
33:40
Speaker 5: Yeah, Devil's Pond.
33:42
Speaker 2: It was like something something, and yes, she.
33:46
Speaker 5: Gets it's Adam Brody and Sacrifice underrated. He's so good
33:50
Speaker 5: in this. He's so good in this.
33:51
Speaker 2: Creepy. He's creepy. It's an old petrified tree. Yeah what
33:56
Speaker 2: from the movie.
33:57
Speaker 5: It's so good, and so he they sacrifice make and
34:00
Speaker 5: Fox because they think that she is a virgin, but
34:02
Speaker 5: she's not. She's only a backdoor virgin.
34:04
Speaker 2: Hysterical.
34:05
Speaker 4: I think she.
34:05
Speaker 2: Said, what's the guy's name in it? He's like a
34:07
Speaker 2: big guy. Now Chris Preps is in it.
34:09
Speaker 4: Interesting, so that balances the scales and interesting.
34:12
Speaker 2: Exactly me not knowing men's name?
34:14
Speaker 5: What's that man?
34:15
Speaker 4: Man?
34:16
Speaker 5: So they sacrifice her, but she because she's not a virgin,
34:19
Speaker 5: she becomes a demon.
34:20
Speaker 4: Oh I love to hear this.
34:22
Speaker 5: Yes, so then she needs to eat boys.
34:25
Speaker 4: Okay, it makes sense to stay young. And is it
34:29
Speaker 4: horror or is it like comedy?
34:32
Speaker 2: It's very it's very scarier.
34:36
Speaker 5: Okay, because it is. You're seeing Megan Fox.
34:39
Speaker 2: Get there's very scary scenes in it. She's like unhinging
34:42
Speaker 2: her jaw, she's eating boys inside parts, like kind of gory.
34:47
Speaker 5: But it's also sexy. It's really sexy.
34:49
Speaker 2: It's very sexy.
34:50
Speaker 4: That's what I need to hear.
34:51
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is this was Rachel's movie that if she
34:54
Speaker 5: wanted to have sex with a woman in college. You
34:57
Speaker 5: pop on this movie and you're gonna get like, get.
34:59
Speaker 2: It over to my dorm. H North Tower Tower, floor three,
35:04
Speaker 2: floor three up. I'd go like, let's put on this movie.
35:07
Speaker 2: A little scary. We cuddle up. Oh yeah, the movie worked.
35:10
Speaker 4: People need to hear them. They need this advice. Yeah,
35:13
Speaker 4: who directed this?
35:14
Speaker 2: I did? I think I just forgot.
35:17
Speaker 4: I wanted to give you an opportunity to talk about
35:18
Speaker 4: your process.
35:20
Speaker 2: I don't know who directed it.
35:21
Speaker 5: I don't either. It's maybe on the back Karen director.
35:25
Speaker 4: Thank you so much. Well, let's get some more Karen
35:28
Speaker 4: Kusama movies happening.
35:30
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's still on the other stuff.
35:32
Speaker 4: She could run out of town after this and reviews.
35:35
Speaker 5: She should be, I mean, she needs to be directing everything.
35:39
Speaker 4: I want to point something out about this DVD case.
35:41
Speaker 4: The cover is like kind of this tasteful piece of art, obviously,
35:45
Speaker 4: like with actual.
35:45
Speaker 5: Designs and a special edition.
35:47
Speaker 4: You flip it over and it's truly something from the
35:51
Speaker 4: basement of Walmart. I mean, absolute garbage.
35:54
Speaker 5: This has gotten on eBay for sure. Yeah, okay, so
35:57
Speaker 5: it's got to be a bootleg version because yeah, it's
36:02
Speaker 5: like a special edition, special edition one.
36:05
Speaker 4: Yeah, good for them.
36:06
Speaker 2: Where did you get that?
36:08
Speaker 4: That's so odd?
36:09
Speaker 2: Where did you get that?
36:10
Speaker 4: Did you make this?
36:11
Speaker 5: No? Somebody give it to me. Somebody give it to me.
36:14
Speaker 2: Yes, I is this from a woman?
36:16
Speaker 4: Yes?
36:17
Speaker 2: A woman caller.
36:17
Speaker 5: I'm regifting something.
36:19
Speaker 4: Sorry, because the front of it looks like Twilight, Like
36:22
Speaker 4: they obviously wanted to sell it as a Twilight type.
36:24
Speaker 5: Yeah, and this was around Twilight because came out and
36:26
Speaker 5: I believe two thousand and eight or two thousand nine.
36:28
Speaker 2: So that's a lot different than Mama Mia, Amanda, Mama
36:32
Speaker 2: Mia Mia.
36:34
Speaker 4: They obviously didn't know how to market the movie. No
36:36
Speaker 4: total failure.
36:37
Speaker 5: It's so fucking good. Okay, it's so good. Yeah, this
36:40
Speaker 5: is one of my favorite movies of all time.
36:41
Speaker 2: It's funny, it's campy, it's like scary, but it's just
36:44
Speaker 2: like it's.
36:45
Speaker 5: It's a good time. Yeah, this is a great October movie.
36:47
Speaker 4: Favorite. Is it your favorite movie?
36:49
Speaker 2: No?
36:49
Speaker 4: No, what's your favorite movie?
36:51
Speaker 5: Oh god, I can't, I can't. Not a fair question,
36:54
Speaker 5: not a fair question. But this is up there if
36:56
Speaker 5: you're thinking of like.
36:58
Speaker 2: Does anyone care about my favorite movie?
36:59
Speaker 4: Yes, at all.
37:02
Speaker 5: But I feel like as queer women women, as queer
37:06
Speaker 5: women women, thank you. I feel like this shaped us
37:09
Speaker 5: for sure. And I can speak for both of us
37:11
Speaker 5: because we are one one being. But this, I feel
37:15
Speaker 5: like this is life changing for any type of millennial
37:18
Speaker 5: queer woman yeah.
37:19
Speaker 2: Well, and when it came out, I was just leaving
37:21
Speaker 2: high school. I was also closeted in high school. They're
37:24
Speaker 2: two best friends, these two girls like besties the whole time,
37:28
Speaker 2: and so many queer women women, sorry, we're besties in
37:33
Speaker 2: high school with a bisexual succubis.
37:35
Speaker 5: Actually who wanted to kill them?
37:39
Speaker 4: That makes perfect sense.
37:39
Speaker 5: The amount of bisexual cucubistes who have tried to kill me,
37:45
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
37:46
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's insane.
37:47
Speaker 2: Right at the end, she, you know, Jennifer check turns
37:50
Speaker 2: on her best friend Needy. Listenikky and she Needy is like,
37:54
Speaker 2: I thought you only eight boys, and she goes, I
37:57
Speaker 2: go both ways, And it changed changed me. It changed me.
38:02
Speaker 5: Doesn't she fall from the sky.
38:04
Speaker 2: She's like, she's like, oh, she's like flying or whatever.
38:07
Speaker 2: She's flying at the very end, and she says something like, oh,
38:10
Speaker 2: you're just floating like like county girls to each other.
38:14
Speaker 2: It's a really fun movie.
38:15
Speaker 4: I cannot wait to see this. And wait, did you
38:17
Speaker 4: have an answer for favorite movie?
38:18
Speaker 2: Distrect Too?
38:19
Speaker 4: Distrect Too?
38:20
Speaker 2: Or Spice World or Shrek?
38:22
Speaker 4: Okay? All all movies? Yeah, all three of those are movies.
38:26
Speaker 2: All perfect movies, All perfect movies.
38:29
Speaker 4: I haven't seen Wait Distrect two, Shrek, Spice World. Yeah,
38:35
Speaker 4: I've only seen Shrek.
38:36
Speaker 2: You haven't seen Spice World?
38:38
Speaker 4: Ever seen Spicy? Very I should see Spice World?
38:41
Speaker 2: Did you know? I would love to just tell you
38:43
Speaker 2: things if you don't know. But very recently, Jerry and
38:47
Speaker 2: Melby have confirmed that they were hooking up in the nineties.
38:50
Speaker 4: Of course they were, Yeah, they were. It was a
38:53
Speaker 4: big slumber party the whole time.
38:54
Speaker 2: You're telling me sparks were.
38:56
Speaker 5: Flying, A lot was flying, yes, Jennifer.
38:59
Speaker 4: Check, and they weren't recording that much.
39:01
Speaker 2: Very good, Very good.
39:03
Speaker 4: What did you say the other day?
39:05
Speaker 2: We have a lot of ground to cover. It's like
39:07
Speaker 2: a pad. We were having fun yesterday.
39:09
Speaker 5: I didn't seen each other in fifteen days, yacre a
39:12
Speaker 5: lot missed.
39:14
Speaker 2: The only thing that opportunitis with was Pyramids, and I
39:16
Speaker 2: won't let it happen again. Will you do your gift now?
39:19
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's see your gift. I'm very excited.
39:22
Speaker 2: What was holding space for your gift?
39:23
Speaker 4: Who gives a shit? She's done talking about her stupid
39:26
Speaker 4: gift for you? Okay, and I feel like we're rate wrapping.
39:31
Speaker 4: We'll circle back.
39:32
Speaker 2: There's four things.
39:32
Speaker 4: Okay, now this is.
39:34
Speaker 2: You can take them out one at a time if
39:35
Speaker 2: you want.
39:35
Speaker 4: Not quite as ASMR friendly wrapping.
39:37
Speaker 2: Let's try it's a tote. This is very gay of you.
39:40
Speaker 2: It's working.
39:41
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's working, kind of.
39:43
Speaker 5: It sounds like me when I'm walking through this.
39:46
Speaker 4: Is a busy one walking through target.
39:49
Speaker 2: Sounds like me on the storemaster out.
39:55
Speaker 4: Okay, should I pull things out in any order? Okay?
39:59
Speaker 4: Because she went make produce? Is it all produce? We'll see.
40:03
Speaker 4: I'm fascinated. Gotta Okay, we have a bell pepper which
40:08
Speaker 4: is in perfect condition. I'll say, thank you.
40:11
Speaker 5: Did you say imperfect?
40:13
Speaker 4: I'll say in flawless mint. You can put this on
40:17
Speaker 4: eBay and say like new, like you look at that.
40:21
Speaker 5: Oh, and so many different colors.
40:23
Speaker 4: Red, black, green, brown.
40:27
Speaker 2: Wait, if you're only listening to this podcast and you
40:29
Speaker 2: can hear like the facetiousness, I need you to know
40:31
Speaker 2: that it is also like it's not it's not garbage.
40:35
Speaker 4: It's on its last legs.
40:37
Speaker 2: The other ones. That one's actually the best.
40:39
Speaker 4: This one could be roasted and survive.
40:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can make that happen.
40:43
Speaker 4: I love the tapping. We got another which I'll say
40:47
Speaker 4: actually looks better than the first.
40:48
Speaker 5: One.
40:48
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh that's nice. This is another belt tiny also
40:55
Speaker 4: small bell peppers. Maybe I'm used to the freak ones
40:58
Speaker 4: at this point, you know. Can I tell you guys
41:01
Speaker 4: a little anecdote, please please?
41:02
Speaker 5: I once when I moved out here, I worked at
41:05
Speaker 5: a sushi restaurant and I had never worked at a
41:09
Speaker 5: restaurant before. I lied to get the job, and I
41:11
Speaker 5: remember the manager called me a bell pepper once, and
41:14
Speaker 5: weeks later I go, what did you mean by that?
41:17
Speaker 5: And he goes, You've got nothing on the inside, and
41:21
Speaker 5: I was like, you're a gun.
41:23
Speaker 2: That's cool.
41:24
Speaker 4: I thought he was going to say, you know, a
41:25
Speaker 4: bell pepper starts green and people aren't that crazy about it.
41:28
Speaker 4: But time goes by and you become a red pepper
41:30
Speaker 4: and everyone loves you.
41:31
Speaker 2: Noes.
41:33
Speaker 5: You cut it open and there's nothing on the inside.
41:35
Speaker 2: Oh my, And I was like, what do.
41:37
Speaker 5: You mean by that?
41:38
Speaker 2: There's also seeds.
41:39
Speaker 4: There's seeds, kind of spider webs.
41:41
Speaker 2: Yes, fucked, that's crazy, one, stupid bitch. I'll go to
41:45
Speaker 2: that place. I'll burn it down. I'll tell you nobody
41:47
Speaker 2: needs to talk to you like that. You actually super
41:48
Speaker 2: think it is?
41:49
Speaker 5: It did close?
41:50
Speaker 2: You know what you're a pumpkin. Thank you, full of shit.
41:52
Speaker 4: You're full of shit and kind of empty and also
41:55
Speaker 4: kind of empty.
41:56
Speaker 5: But there's more.
41:57
Speaker 2: There's room for me in there. There's room for my fists. No, sorry,
42:01
Speaker 2: no hr speaking of that joke.
42:03
Speaker 4: Unacceptable. I was just going to say, at some point
42:06
Speaker 4: teenager teenagers should smash you on the.
42:08
Speaker 2: Road, like great, you're great in the fall.
42:11
Speaker 4: Okay, now we're going to keep pulling. Got that one
42:14
Speaker 4: looks get another. This one is uh cannot stand on
42:17
Speaker 4: its own.
42:17
Speaker 2: Shoot.
42:19
Speaker 4: Now, if you're not watching the video, we have three different,
42:23
Speaker 4: very different this is a family.
42:25
Speaker 2: And you're not watching it. Download Patreon.
42:28
Speaker 4: No, this is on YouTube, but also get Patreon and
42:31
Speaker 4: get the other stuff. Right, I have to thank you.
42:34
Speaker 4: But yeah, if you're not watching, we've got now got
42:36
Speaker 4: another one, which is the kind of the star of
42:39
Speaker 4: the bunch because it's green and red striped and also
42:43
Speaker 4: is developing some sort of mold ginger.
42:49
Speaker 5: This is the ginger.
42:50
Speaker 2: That's how I looked on that cruise.
42:52
Speaker 4: This is how I felt my entire life. This one
42:55
Speaker 4: is probably the So these were you bought these pre cruise?
42:59
Speaker 5: No?
43:00
Speaker 2: I grew those in my garden.
43:02
Speaker 4: Oh that's why they're small exactly because there they would
43:05
Speaker 4: have been the best bell peppers.
43:06
Speaker 2: Yes, these were I have never gardened before. Okay, as
43:11
Speaker 2: it turns out, I'm awesome at it.
43:13
Speaker 4: You've got four peppers. You've got peppers to waste? Yeah,
43:16
Speaker 4: we have.
43:16
Speaker 2: Well, I picked the ones that my wife would let
43:19
Speaker 2: me take. Oh, I was picking the ones, and she goes,
43:22
Speaker 2: these are the ones so you can put on your
43:25
Speaker 2: as a gift on your silly little podcast.
43:26
Speaker 4: Oh so these were picked recently.
43:29
Speaker 2: I think they were. I mean they were in the fridge.
43:32
Speaker 5: They must have been picked a couple days ago, because.
43:34
Speaker 2: When I took them out, I feel like they didn't
43:36
Speaker 2: look that bad. But then they were sitting in the
43:38
Speaker 2: bag for a long time. How long they kind of
43:41
Speaker 2: wrinkled up. But I will say every one of those
43:44
Speaker 2: peppers I did grow with love and picked with love
43:48
Speaker 2: every single day. And they've been harvesting right now. And
43:50
Speaker 2: I think it's an exciting time to get a pepper.
43:52
Speaker 4: Well it is, I mean an incredible time of year
43:55
Speaker 4: for a pepper. Yes, how many What are other vegetables
43:57
Speaker 4: are you growing?
43:57
Speaker 2: I just harvested about thirty onions.
44:00
Speaker 4: Onions.
44:01
Speaker 5: The onions look good.
44:02
Speaker 4: That's a tough one to have a lot of, though.
44:04
Speaker 2: I gave a lot of my neighbors and tokens soup
44:07
Speaker 2: season my wife and froze them.
44:10
Speaker 4: I love it interesting.
44:11
Speaker 2: I got to give you.
44:13
Speaker 4: I'll take that back onions going. Everything is a good.
44:16
Speaker 2: Thing to have a lot of.
44:18
Speaker 4: Throw it in whatever you.
44:19
Speaker 2: Want my garden. Now I realized. You know, when you're
44:21
Speaker 2: in your garden, you're like, everything's normal, and then you
44:22
Speaker 2: take your ship out of the garden and you're like
44:24
Speaker 2: it's so small now, and like my onions are small.
44:26
Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's good. They're healthy.
44:27
Speaker 4: Yes, they're old fashioned, you know, they're not like these
44:29
Speaker 4: science onions.
44:30
Speaker 3: Yeah.
44:31
Speaker 2: It's not juiced up.
44:32
Speaker 4: No, they're not juiced up. They're flavorful. The rock, they're hardy. Yes,
44:35
Speaker 4: it's not the rock. The punching machine, that one. It's
44:39
Speaker 4: called smashing machine.
44:41
Speaker 5: Yes.
44:41
Speaker 2: The cherry yes, right now.
44:45
Speaker 4: Well, it was so romantic that moment was it was
44:48
Speaker 4: ultimately a charged moment.
44:51
Speaker 2: We all felt that right.
44:53
Speaker 4: My hair was standing on its down my spine.
44:57
Speaker 2: I'm harvesting cherry tomatoes as well. Right now.
45:00
Speaker 4: It's a good one.
45:00
Speaker 5: This is gonna be a great season. You gotta go soups.
45:02
Speaker 5: I just made a soup recently with bell peppers, cherry
45:05
Speaker 5: tomatoes onion.
45:06
Speaker 4: What was that soup?
45:07
Speaker 5: It's like a tomato basil. I did add basil.
45:10
Speaker 4: Okay.
45:10
Speaker 5: You know what's funny is I almost brought you a
45:11
Speaker 5: basil plant today?
45:12
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, I mean that would be a sala.
45:18
Speaker 2: It's getting there.
45:19
Speaker 5: A Marinara sauce, A Marinara closer to Can you make
45:22
Speaker 5: Marinera out of the cherry tomatoes?
45:24
Speaker 2: Or is that only the big ones?
45:25
Speaker 4: Did you choose any tomato you want for a mari
45:26
Speaker 4: and Era? Could you do one of the green tomatoes?
45:29
Speaker 4: Has anybody ever gotten kind of nasty that way? Oh?
45:31
Speaker 4: My god?
45:32
Speaker 2: Is nasty?
45:32
Speaker 4: Somebody that feels like a nice novelty for a restaurant our.
45:35
Speaker 4: Marin Ea is green?
45:36
Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you remember when the catchup was like, oops,
45:39
Speaker 2: were purple sales cratered?
45:42
Speaker 4: Yeah? Nobody knows that. We don't even mention it. But
45:44
Speaker 4: if you want a spooky touch for your Halloween party,
45:48
Speaker 4: I'm again it's an ideas podcast.
45:50
Speaker 5: I like that idea.
45:51
Speaker 2: The chair Master, the chair.
45:52
Speaker 4: Master and green Marinera. That's two ideas already that could
45:56
Speaker 4: make somebody a millionaire overnight.
45:58
Speaker 2: Right, And I've been watching a lot of Shark Tank,
46:00
Speaker 2: so I think we can take this.
46:01
Speaker 5: We love to fake pitch ideas.
46:03
Speaker 2: All the times. Is your tomato sauce, two red bitches.
46:08
Speaker 2: And that's where we are on the cruise ship. There
46:10
Speaker 2: was only Shark Tank. I meant to tell you that yesterday.
46:11
Speaker 4: That's the only thing they had on the Shark Tank.
46:13
Speaker 2: And one of the movies that like just came out
46:15
Speaker 2: that's like all superheroes, but it's very dark. There's like
46:18
Speaker 2: men on it.
46:19
Speaker 4: There's always men on that.
46:20
Speaker 2: That was it dark superhero It was dark colored.
46:23
Speaker 4: You know Thunderbolts.
46:25
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it was that or Shark Tanka. But Florence
46:28
Speaker 2: pews in that. We love FP.
46:32
Speaker 4: People seem to like the movie. I didn't say it
46:34
Speaker 4: shoot shooto gosh.
46:40
Speaker 2: Anyways, I do hope that you find a.
46:43
Speaker 4: Home for those I got it. You have a lot
46:46
Speaker 4: of things to do, a lot of places in mind
46:47
Speaker 4: for these.
46:48
Speaker 2: I'm also, unfortunately, and I should have I'm like a
46:52
Speaker 2: terrible gift giver. Yeah it's something that great gift. Thank you.
46:56
Speaker 4: A vegetable? Are you making it? Or growing any fruit?
46:59
Speaker 2: I fried to grow. Kenny's doing fruit.
47:02
Speaker 5: I was like fruits at my own fruit and fruit.
47:04
Speaker 5: I have lemons and limes and those are usable easy.
47:08
Speaker 2: Wow, okay, wow, I don't know why. I don't know
47:10
Speaker 2: where that came from. We've been getting along this whole.
47:13
Speaker 4: I want to back up. I just want to say,
47:15
Speaker 4: any moron could make girl.
47:19
Speaker 5: I just want you to know my lemons didn't or my
47:21
Speaker 5: lemons came in. My limes didn't come in this season.
47:23
Speaker 5: That's hard.
47:25
Speaker 2: Well, it was. It was hot late. It was hot,
47:27
Speaker 2: like my corn.
47:28
Speaker 4: It's like I have an orange tree and they're this
47:32
Speaker 4: big and green and they've stopped. What was going wrong?
47:35
Speaker 4: Late hot late hot meat. I am the only thing.
47:40
Speaker 2: Well, the oranges are mad.
47:45
Speaker 5: But you had strawberries. You did fruits. They were tiny, they.
47:50
Speaker 2: Were Yeah, that was when the strawberries were coming in.
47:54
Speaker 2: That was a really happy time in my life to
47:56
Speaker 2: have raspberries berries. I had berry planted some blue tubes blueberry.
48:02
Speaker 2: They dried out bad, but I had and Kenny knows this,
48:05
Speaker 2: I had zucchini. The I mean, I didn't realize that
48:08
Speaker 2: you camcini over grows zucchino. I must have the zucchini
48:12
Speaker 2: the size of her pug.
48:14
Speaker 5: Yeah, actually bigger than my pup. Pug out side by
48:17
Speaker 5: side of the pug and the zucchini pug. Yeah, pug
48:20
Speaker 5: was miniature, looks.
48:21
Speaker 4: Like a puppy. People always have too much zucchini. There
48:23
Speaker 4: is no reason any person on earth and he should
48:25
Speaker 4: grow their own zucchini.
48:26
Speaker 5: I agree, what's plan?
48:27
Speaker 4: No, what are we gonna do? What are you gonna
48:29
Speaker 4: do with that? You're going to get a getyone wash
48:31
Speaker 4: spaghetti squash. I would grow, I would do. I like
48:33
Speaker 4: spaghetti squad.
48:34
Speaker 2: Yeah, spagetti squash is fine if you're a loser. Okay,
48:37
Speaker 2: I think we're all thinking it, but I've been doing zucchini.
48:40
Speaker 2: Uh lasagna all summer.
48:42
Speaker 1: Is that we did?
48:43
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it wass it up, plosted up good because
48:46
Speaker 2: that's healthy. You're having a vegetable.
48:48
Speaker 4: You got it in.
48:49
Speaker 2: Ninety nine percent lean turkey. Oh hell bonza pasta.
48:53
Speaker 4: Hello, this is very mom ruining dinner.
48:55
Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure, bad.
48:58
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love it.
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49:03
Speaker 4: No, I like a spaghetti squash with a mari and arrow. Yeah, green,
49:08
Speaker 4: green marin arrow. Now this is a Halloween dinner.
49:10
Speaker 5: And I'm getting hungry.
49:11
Speaker 2: I actually really do have to figure out what time
49:13
Speaker 2: to plant stuff because I planted corn at the wrong time,
49:16
Speaker 2: melon at the wrong time, pumpkin at the right time.
49:19
Speaker 2: So hopefully I.
49:20
Speaker 4: Feel like in southern California, it's hard to tell. Feels
49:22
Speaker 4: like it's always kind of time, yes, but it's not. Yeah,
49:26
Speaker 4: but it probably could be.
49:28
Speaker 2: It's so hard to tell what's going on.
49:31
Speaker 4: I'm scared off.
49:33
Speaker 2: I'm scared.
49:35
Speaker 4: I'm really struggling.
49:36
Speaker 2: I need hell, I need help out there.
49:41
Speaker 5: Obviously, So Rachel's a farmer.
49:44
Speaker 2: I love it. I love doing it.
49:45
Speaker 4: Did you read any did you like watch any YouTube
49:47
Speaker 4: videos or read anything about how to do it? Or
49:49
Speaker 4: it's just like, let's try this.
49:50
Speaker 2: I just when I was at the gardening store, I
49:54
Speaker 2: just picked what I wanted and then one thing was
49:57
Speaker 2: like plant this now in time for Halloween. Okay, But
50:01
Speaker 2: the rest I'm kind of just going.
50:04
Speaker 4: Ess struggling with squirrels. Squirrels are, can I tell you?
50:08
Speaker 4: Trying to ruin my life?
50:09
Speaker 2: They're my arch nemesis.
50:10
Speaker 4: What are they doing to you?
50:12
Speaker 5: Everything?
50:12
Speaker 4: They destroy my back carrying your car.
50:13
Speaker 5: They wake me up in the middle of the night.
50:15
Speaker 2: Oh no, I you know me. She's so scary with vermin.
50:19
Speaker 5: Have you seen her fucking hate a squirrel.
50:22
Speaker 2: She became like a Republican when it comes to squirrels.
50:26
Speaker 4: I'm just a big fan and they are.
50:30
Speaker 5: They're they destroy my backyard and they're very smart. They're
50:34
Speaker 5: so smart. They know me now and I think, no,
50:36
Speaker 5: they know. They're like, she's a bitch. They come into
50:39
Speaker 5: my backyard, they suck it up. I spray them with
50:41
Speaker 5: the holes. I say, get the fuck out of here,
50:42
Speaker 5: and they're like, I'm coming for you.
50:45
Speaker 4: Built a hotel.
50:46
Speaker 2: I saw Mackenzie at my butcher party. She threw a
50:49
Speaker 2: rock at a squirrel.
50:50
Speaker 5: And like, nailed it.
50:51
Speaker 2: All of the other lessons are going to be canceled.
50:55
Speaker 4: I will say, I do not any of the animal
50:57
Speaker 4: abuse these two are up to.
50:59
Speaker 2: It wasn't a rock, it was a nerf.
51:01
Speaker 4: It was a gun.
51:02
Speaker 5: It was a nerf ball that I threw at that squirrel.
51:05
Speaker 2: The squirrel went.
51:07
Speaker 5: It was crazy, lightly tas. The squirrel was fine, Everyone
51:11
Speaker 5: don't camp.
51:13
Speaker 6: Off.
51:13
Speaker 5: I didn't hurt it. I scared it away from the
51:16
Speaker 5: camp site.
51:17
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it did save us. But at the cost
51:19
Speaker 2: of every lesbian going.
51:21
Speaker 5: They did hate me after that, right the lesbian had
51:23
Speaker 5: to do it? Yeah, Yeah, Papa has to show up
51:26
Speaker 5: at some time.
51:26
Speaker 2: I love it and I don't want to brag or
51:28
Speaker 2: storytop you qutis, but I have a possum issue that
51:32
Speaker 2: wouldn't scare every one.
51:34
Speaker 4: I want to hear this because I'm I don't love them,
51:37
Speaker 4: but I'm willing to defend them.
51:39
Speaker 2: Poss there's no have you looked in the eyes of one.
51:43
Speaker 4: The journey I've been on with possums unlike anything else.
51:47
Speaker 4: Really the scariest animal in the world to me four years.
51:50
Speaker 2: And absolutely from even from hell.
51:53
Speaker 4: Is it the nose? Is it the tea? Yeah, I'm sorry,
51:55
Speaker 4: the jaw, the tailing is not.
52:00
Speaker 2: They look ill.
52:01
Speaker 4: They look like they've been around since before time. Yes, ye, yes,
52:06
Speaker 4: deeply rot But then you find out they're totally defenseless
52:09
Speaker 4: and real sweeties, Well are they?
52:12
Speaker 2: I don't like I've been visited haunted by a gigantic
52:16
Speaker 2: passa because you have the camera. I have a camera.
52:19
Speaker 2: It's so big it trips the camera, okay, which is
52:21
Speaker 2: not the camera's like, don't worry, it doesn't trip on
52:24
Speaker 2: like dogs or anything. So this is the size of
52:25
Speaker 2: a dog, if not more.
52:27
Speaker 5: It's a huge hosse.
52:28
Speaker 2: It's somewhere between dog and pyramid. The size of this
52:30
Speaker 2: fucking thing huge and named her Jessica. She looks like
52:34
Speaker 2: a Jessica have I said, I sent you snaps and videos.
52:36
Speaker 5: I've seen the videos because we were comparing. I also
52:39
Speaker 5: have a raccoon issue. Not to bragg, I now have
52:42
Speaker 5: issue as well. Yeah, and I don't know what.
52:44
Speaker 4: They are the top everything we poss I don't know what's.
52:47
Speaker 2: On with me. I'm scared of my own utopia in
52:50
Speaker 2: my backyard.
52:51
Speaker 5: It's fucking insane.
52:52
Speaker 2: Mine's getting my My grass is getting torn up from the.
52:55
Speaker 4: Floor out same.
52:55
Speaker 2: I don't know it's grass anymore. I was like, what
52:57
Speaker 2: do I do?
52:58
Speaker 5: No, this is real Housewives of Oaks and it's all raccoons.
53:01
Speaker 4: But these animals are water wise. They're trying to get
53:04
Speaker 4: you to do something that's not being watered all the time.
53:06
Speaker 4: And they're with the laed WP and they're saying, listen, gravel,
53:11
Speaker 4: fake grass, bring it in.
53:14
Speaker 2: Fine with these motherfuckers. I'll do anything. I'm so scared.
53:17
Speaker 2: I'll show you guys a video later.
53:19
Speaker 4: My fakes bossoms are terrifying. Yeah, so scary looking, uh like,
53:24
Speaker 4: I obviously don't want to marry one. But I am like,
53:26
Speaker 4: if I see one, I'm like, I'm not in danger.
53:29
Speaker 4: I don't want to look at it.
53:30
Speaker 2: Are they nocturnal?
53:31
Speaker 4: They are nocturnal.
53:32
Speaker 5: So when aren't you seeing them?
53:33
Speaker 4: Whant to take the dog out at night? And they'll
53:35
Speaker 4: be up on the when they're up on the fence.
53:37
Speaker 2: Stop stop, stop, my neighbor. I asked my neighbor, who
53:40
Speaker 2: has a lemon tree knocked on the fence. I was like, hey, girl, like,
53:44
Speaker 2: do you guys ever see like giant, horrific possums named
53:47
Speaker 2: Jessica in your backyard? She goes, oh, yeah, they're not
53:50
Speaker 2: that bad, but sometimes just lock your door. They'll knock
53:53
Speaker 2: on your back door for some water. No, And I'm like,
53:56
Speaker 2: they'll knock me.
54:00
Speaker 4: I think it's a powesome. It's me at night.
54:02
Speaker 2: It's crazy that they do have hands with thummies too.
54:06
Speaker 3: Yeah.
54:06
Speaker 4: Well, I don't want to say confidently, but I would
54:08
Speaker 4: assume that they probably have as many fingers as they want.
54:12
Speaker 4: Change it will I don't. I'm not a fan.
54:16
Speaker 2: No, they do have a thumbs. They do.
54:19
Speaker 4: They've got things. I hate it, and their marsupials, so
54:22
Speaker 4: they've got some sort of pocket excuse me. There's got
54:26
Speaker 4: too much going on.
54:27
Speaker 5: There's a pocket within.
54:28
Speaker 4: There must be right. They've got the marsupial.
54:32
Speaker 2: The word since I was in school. I don't even
54:34
Speaker 2: know what the fuck it's not right? They do have
54:37
Speaker 2: a pouch.
54:37
Speaker 5: Yeah, Wait, where's the pouch located?
54:39
Speaker 4: It's probably on their spine, it's probably the absolutely, It's
54:42
Speaker 4: probably on the back.
54:43
Speaker 2: Of their they carry all their friends on there.
54:45
Speaker 5: Wait for real, wait, voice of God, where's the pouch?
54:49
Speaker 2: I think it's where you think.
54:51
Speaker 4: It is probably kangaroo style, which I don't love to hear.
54:56
Speaker 5: I hate to hear.
54:57
Speaker 4: I saw the inside of a kangaroo pouch recently for
54:59
Speaker 4: the first time. It was not as bad as I expected,
55:03
Speaker 4: but still not great to see.
55:05
Speaker 5: Right, Wait, how did you see it?
55:07
Speaker 1: As is?
55:08
Speaker 4: I r O No, I wish I pried one open
55:11
Speaker 4: looking here? What's happening? Uh? No Instagram video And it's
55:16
Speaker 4: not as wet as I expected it to be, So
55:18
Speaker 4: I was happy about that.
55:18
Speaker 5: Expected it to be wet.
55:20
Speaker 4: Inside the body is like, what's happening there?
55:23
Speaker 2: I feel like it would be like a hoodie.
55:25
Speaker 4: Not like a hoodie. It should be fur lined and
55:27
Speaker 4: that would be kind of normal.
55:28
Speaker 5: It's not that it's not fur lined skin, not having
55:33
Speaker 5: fun anymore.
55:33
Speaker 2: I'm upset.
55:34
Speaker 4: Kind of looks like go go, Like if there was
55:36
Speaker 4: a little light bulb then it would be it would
55:38
Speaker 4: light up.
55:39
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
55:41
Speaker 4: Yeah, but on a king kangaroo has everything else working
55:43
Speaker 4: for it though. It's a cute looking thing. But the
55:46
Speaker 4: possum is just like everything went wrong.
55:48
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, people, it was not right. It was meant
55:51
Speaker 2: to make you be fear.
55:53
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was meant to kill.
55:55
Speaker 2: It's not scared of me either, which sucks because when
55:57
Speaker 2: I yell at Jessica, she's like, she doesn't leave. She's like,
56:03
Speaker 2: I was here long before you come.
56:04
Speaker 5: Yea, she is someone's agent.
56:06
Speaker 4: Though for sure, they don't have to leave. They don't
56:10
Speaker 4: have to leave because they're so scary, right, because they're
56:12
Speaker 4: like things will usually run away from me. Yeah, but
56:16
Speaker 4: the four things they probably want to have friends, and
56:18
Speaker 4: they just simply cannot make a friend of the world
56:20
Speaker 4: because they're disgusting.
56:23
Speaker 2: They are so disgusting, and I wish that, but they
56:26
Speaker 2: have good hearts. I wish I could be left alone.
56:28
Speaker 5: You know what, You're gonna miss Jessica when she's gone.
56:31
Speaker 4: She's probably doing something she's probably protecting you.
56:33
Speaker 2: Well because when she left the raccoons game. So now
56:36
Speaker 2: I am like, I don't know what's worse.
56:38
Speaker 4: And they will skin you, right, they will skin you.
56:42
Speaker 5: Raccoons are nasty.
56:43
Speaker 2: They are They're worse than Jessica.
56:45
Speaker 4: Way worse, way worse. They get into my ship. Yeah, yeah,
56:49
Speaker 4: they're not nice, vicious.
56:52
Speaker 2: I told my wife I want to get a gun,
56:53
Speaker 2: and she won't let me. Okay, okay, well not like
56:56
Speaker 2: an actual gun, like a nerve, like a machine gun,
57:01
Speaker 2: not like a little pistol, something that would not kill,
57:06
Speaker 2: because I'm not going to handle that. Yes, exactly.
57:09
Speaker 4: Again, I feel like this is tough.
57:12
Speaker 2: You guys can't get from Okay, from Utah.
57:15
Speaker 4: So we're from places where they be on your side.
57:18
Speaker 2: And I am deeply not so nobody will let me
57:21
Speaker 2: have a bb gun. Scare Jesse Minnesota.
57:24
Speaker 4: We have our all from places where we should be friendly.
57:26
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you shouldn't have a gun.
57:29
Speaker 5: Nobody needs to baby.
57:32
Speaker 2: Air pump, air pump, airsoft airsoft.
57:35
Speaker 5: Maybe okay, get a nerf gun, nerf gun gun, I
57:39
Speaker 5: would say, or a water gun.
57:40
Speaker 2: Water you guys are you guys can't handle what's going
57:44
Speaker 2: on in my house.
57:46
Speaker 5: You can't, can't.
57:47
Speaker 4: You're the person who can't, actually can't.
57:49
Speaker 5: I think throw cherry tomatoes at them all right, oh god.
57:52
Speaker 4: Just begging them to come towards you. Good luck.
57:57
Speaker 5: Oh.
57:57
Speaker 4: I think we should play a game. Let's do it.
58:00
Speaker 4: I'll play a game called Gift Master. But first I
58:02
Speaker 4: need a number between one and ten from you two. Okay,
58:06
Speaker 4: I have to do some. That's a good number. I
58:08
Speaker 4: have to do some like calculating to get our game pieces.
58:10
Speaker 4: So right now, you can promote, recommend, do whatever you want.
58:12
Speaker 4: I'll be right back.
58:13
Speaker 2: Mackenzie and I are going on our fall tour. We
58:16
Speaker 2: are two Dikes in a Mike. You can get tickets
58:17
Speaker 2: at two Dicks in a Mike dot com. We'll begin
58:20
Speaker 2: a bunch of cities between now and November.
58:23
Speaker 5: And we do stand up and a live episode of
58:26
Speaker 5: our podcast Hot And sometimes we dance.
58:31
Speaker 2: Oh yeah we do, I hope we and sometimes we kiss.
58:34
Speaker 2: Should I not even tell.
58:35
Speaker 5: Them at well, we already did shit, we don't do
58:37
Speaker 5: we don't. And also you do stand up comedy. You're
58:40
Speaker 5: also on the road, yeah.
58:41
Speaker 2: Amy touring. I'm headlining some shows in the fall as well.
58:43
Speaker 2: I have like hiding a sneeze. I don't know if
58:45
Speaker 2: you can see it coming through my body. I'm trying
58:47
Speaker 2: to make it come out somewhere, trying to work through it. Okay,
58:51
Speaker 2: now where was I?
58:52
Speaker 3: Uh?
58:53
Speaker 2: My tickets are Rachel Scanlin Comedy dot com and you
58:55
Speaker 2: can follow me at Rachel Scanlin Comedy everywhere, and that's
58:58
Speaker 2: where you can see where I'm at and what I'm doing.
59:00
Speaker 4: Sexy, yeah, gorgeous on a least Delete all that audio, No, everybody,
59:07
Speaker 4: go do everything there. These two are wonderful. Ah, what
59:10
Speaker 4: do I? Okay, I've already said Patreon, and then I
59:12
Speaker 4: need to recommend.
59:14
Speaker 3: Uh.
59:14
Speaker 4: There's a book called The Podcast Pantheon. Our friend Sean Maylan,
59:18
Speaker 4: who used to or maybe curly writes for Vulture, has
59:20
Speaker 4: a new book all about podcasts. It's wonderful. He's such
59:23
Speaker 4: a sweet he's such a great writer. And is there
59:26
Speaker 4: a small mention of the podcasts in there? Hard to say,
59:28
Speaker 4: but if you love podcasts that kind of thing, go
59:30
Speaker 4: read it. He really is such a terrific writer. And
59:33
Speaker 4: you know, entertainment journalism that kind of thing. We should
59:36
Speaker 4: be paying the good people to do their thing. Otherwise
59:39
Speaker 4: it's and God blessed eight great lesbian's reviewing all our movies. Yeah, godless,
59:43
Speaker 4: they haven't made out a you know, English class yet
59:46
Speaker 4: not yet.
59:46
Speaker 2: Yeah, they know, they know, and they know what's good.
59:49
Speaker 4: They do know what's good. They just need the skills. Yeah,
59:52
Speaker 4: and they need to take a career path to look
59:54
Speaker 4: forward to. Amen. Amen, Ah, but I think that's everything.
59:57
Speaker 4: Oh and I love this album. Yes, music by Carl Frog.
1:00:02
Speaker 4: Love Carl Frog. If you look him up. Everyone should
1:00:05
Speaker 4: be listening to this guy. Wonderful, mysterious Australian. Okay, this
1:00:08
Speaker 4: is how we play gift Master. I'm going to name
1:00:10
Speaker 4: three celebrities, three people, and then I'm going to name
1:00:13
Speaker 4: three gifts, three items you can give away. You're going
1:00:16
Speaker 4: to tell me which celebrity you would give which gift
1:00:18
Speaker 4: and why does that make perfect sense?
1:00:20
Speaker 7: Yes?
1:00:20
Speaker 4: Okay. The people will be playing with today are number one.
1:00:24
Speaker 4: Ian McKellen, Sir Ian McKellen.
1:00:26
Speaker 2: Is he Magneto?
1:00:28
Speaker 4: He is Magneto?
1:00:30
Speaker 5: Yes.
1:00:32
Speaker 4: Christina Hendrix also magneto.
1:00:34
Speaker 2: She's magneto. She's two magnetos.
1:00:37
Speaker 4: She's too magnetos. She could be an X person.
1:00:40
Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like she gives the vibes of an X.
1:00:42
Speaker 4: Oh. Yeah, she could be Uh, what's the redheaded one?
1:00:46
Speaker 4: Not stars Storm.
1:00:48
Speaker 2: Wait, it's something like that where she's like sad, She's like,
1:00:51
Speaker 2: I don't know if I fit.
1:00:52
Speaker 4: In here Gray right wait?
1:00:55
Speaker 5: Played by Fomka. Do you guys remember her?
1:00:58
Speaker 4: No?
1:00:58
Speaker 5: Yeah, Famka jumpson.
1:00:59
Speaker 2: It's so love talking X Men yesterday or.
1:01:03
Speaker 6: Because I was like, right, mystique, Yeah, I love the
1:01:08
Speaker 6: first cast.
1:01:09
Speaker 5: The first cast was the best.
1:01:11
Speaker 6: Yeah.
1:01:12
Speaker 4: Unfortunately the director of the.
1:01:15
Speaker 5: Yes, for sure, we don't and we don't say that,
1:01:18
Speaker 5: and we don't say his name and we just keep
1:01:19
Speaker 5: it moving.
1:01:23
Speaker 2: You don't want to know any director I'm assuming is bad.
1:01:26
Speaker 4: Every single one of them. Okay. And then the third
1:01:30
Speaker 4: persons we've got Ian McKellen, Sir Ian McKellen, Sir Christina Hendricks,
1:01:34
Speaker 4: and the entire Coppola family love. So that's a great family.
1:01:38
Speaker 2: People who don't know family. They are only known for wine.
1:01:41
Speaker 4: I think, simply wine. They've done nothing else. They love
1:01:44
Speaker 4: one love wine.
1:01:45
Speaker 2: Okay.
1:01:46
Speaker 4: Uh. And then the three gifts will be giving away
1:01:48
Speaker 4: today are number one a retweet, so you know, retweet
1:01:54
Speaker 4: one of their tweets. Number two rat teeth, and number
1:01:59
Speaker 4: three this is from a list he named Sarah she suggested,
1:02:03
Speaker 4: unbridled rage.
1:02:04
Speaker 2: That's great, great suggestion I instinct alone. Yeah, for Christina,
1:02:13
Speaker 2: the teeth right, the teeth without it.
1:02:17
Speaker 5: We love women, and we know that she's gonna want
1:02:19
Speaker 5: that gift. That's the best gift of all three.
1:02:21
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, she could work with them and she can
1:02:24
Speaker 4: the career. Yeah.
1:02:25
Speaker 2: I do feel like also teeth, like you can easily
1:02:27
Speaker 2: turn that into jewelry anything.
1:02:29
Speaker 4: She could do so much for those jewelry. Yeah, okay,
1:02:34
Speaker 4: I was assuming in mouth.
1:02:35
Speaker 2: Oh you're that's a rat.
1:02:37
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a rat's head.
1:02:39
Speaker 2: That would be a rat.
1:02:40
Speaker 4: What the you don't give a gift she gets rat teeth?
1:02:44
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no.
1:02:47
Speaker 4: In rage?
1:02:51
Speaker 2: Yeah, then we delete what we've said before her a retweet,
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Speaker 2: give her I want to give her on Twitter? What
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Speaker 2: are we giving her rage?
1:02:58
Speaker 4: Four?
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Speaker 3: Though?
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Speaker 5: I need to know what's the backstory, what's our motivation
1:03:02
Speaker 5: in your life?
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Speaker 2: First of all, imagine you're Christina Hendricks.
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Speaker 5: You got her body, You have enough rage, trust me.
1:03:06
Speaker 2: I think that's what I'm saying. It's like we fuel
1:03:08
Speaker 2: her rage because I can't imagine living my life that hot.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I agree, I would be pissed. But I feel
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Speaker 5: like she already has rage, so.
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Speaker 2: You give her a retweet on what is she on Twitter?
1:03:16
Speaker 4: She's trying to make it big, she's trying to wants
1:03:18
Speaker 4: to be We can help her and you and me.
1:03:25
Speaker 4: She probably had a cute tweet, a little quip that
1:03:27
Speaker 4: she wrote. No one retweeted it, and she's like, I
1:03:29
Speaker 4: wish somebody would share this tweet.
1:03:30
Speaker 2: I feel like because the Coppola, I'm giving those that
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Speaker 2: rat head to.
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Speaker 5: The cool because they need that.
1:03:39
Speaker 4: Every one of them has rat teeth. Yeah that seems good.
1:03:43
Speaker 4: That family needs something slowing them down.
1:03:45
Speaker 5: Yes, I agree?
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Speaker 2: Are they are they good at one?
1:03:47
Speaker 5: They're good at things?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, they're doing the wine. They have rat teeth, yeah, yeah,
1:03:53
Speaker 4: cage rat teeth, yeah, Sophia Coppola rat teeth, yeap Roman
1:03:57
Speaker 4: Coppola rat teeth, yeah, and just pick.
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Speaker 2: Sure, like I don't know if sometimes you can just
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Speaker 2: play it off as like this is a really rare
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Speaker 2: rat head.
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Speaker 5: I agree, I agree they If you said that we
1:04:08
Speaker 5: got this at auction, I'm.
1:04:11
Speaker 4: Sorry you're still giving them just a no, they have
1:04:13
Speaker 4: teeth in their mouth, that a rat teeth and that's
1:04:16
Speaker 4: the gift.
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Speaker 5: So wait, wait, we're losing the blot yeah, I fully
1:04:20
Speaker 5: lost it.
1:04:21
Speaker 4: Wait, how do I have to keep bringing it back
1:04:23
Speaker 4: that their teeth disappear and suddenly now their teeth are
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Speaker 4: full of rat teeth?
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Speaker 2: You I'm so sorry. I did not understand that at
1:04:31
Speaker 2: all at all.
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Speaker 5: I thought we had loose rats and.
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Speaker 4: We're giving rativing away.
1:04:39
Speaker 2: My I mean, I was taking just a handful of rats.
1:04:42
Speaker 4: Here's something.
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Speaker 5: I have a friend who's super into this type of
1:04:44
Speaker 5: stuff I have.
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Speaker 2: We all do, by the way, you know what I'm
1:04:47
Speaker 2: talking about, of course.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, he loves this type of stuff. He has a
1:04:50
Speaker 5: lot of like probably in his in his office. Dead rats, love.
1:04:54
Speaker 2: Stuff on display, jars, in jars, a lot of film
1:04:58
Speaker 2: femelda hide.
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Speaker 5: Yes, yes, he loves that stuff. So I have given
1:05:02
Speaker 5: him teeth before, so to me, I'm like, yes, he
1:05:05
Speaker 5: give teeth.
1:05:06
Speaker 2: There are a lot of lesbians are using teeth as jewelry,
1:05:08
Speaker 2: so I'm assuming that's what you were talking about. But
1:05:10
Speaker 2: you mean we.
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Speaker 4: Are keeping them, Jason Schwartzman has his mouth is full
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Speaker 4: of rats.
1:05:16
Speaker 2: Rats?
1:05:16
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, for sure.
1:05:17
Speaker 4: The family.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're giving the.
1:05:19
Speaker 4: Family part of the family. Yes, I think so.
1:05:21
Speaker 2: The rat teeth for sure.
1:05:22
Speaker 5: Yeah, that makes it actually way easier Christina Hendricks. I agree,
1:05:25
Speaker 5: let's give her rage.
1:05:27
Speaker 2: Yeah. I want to see her. I want to see her.
1:05:32
Speaker 2: And because there's nothing hotter than Christina Hendricks rage. Mad, Yeah, mad,
1:05:36
Speaker 2: hating me in the face, yes, just smacking me. Can
1:05:39
Speaker 2: you hat me around? Yeah?
1:05:41
Speaker 4: I like that. She had so many reasons to be
1:05:42
Speaker 4: mad and madmen for sure, for sure, for sure not
1:05:45
Speaker 4: treated well and was really good at her job.
1:05:48
Speaker 5: She's so talented. We love her.
1:05:50
Speaker 2: She's and I'm I don't want to make it all
1:05:52
Speaker 2: about this, but her body's insane h And she's smart
1:05:56
Speaker 2: as well, and I like the way that she does
1:05:58
Speaker 2: her job and I respect her from toe to tip
1:06:00
Speaker 2: inside out. But also if we can for a second
1:06:02
Speaker 2: talk about the out everyone.
1:06:04
Speaker 5: Everyone has already talked about it, have we.
1:06:08
Speaker 3: Not?
1:06:08
Speaker 5: On this episode of this podcast, body goes.
1:06:12
Speaker 2: Together on a cruise with one hundred Christina.
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Speaker 4: Hendrix's sun damage. She's getting wagged out. She's not a
1:06:18
Speaker 4: real ginger. Actually she's that's the big secret. But I mean,
1:06:26
Speaker 4: I feel hard to It is really hard to pull
1:06:29
Speaker 4: off ginger and make people think you are. She's done
1:06:31
Speaker 4: it perfectly.
1:06:32
Speaker 5: She's job and that's what I was doing.
1:06:37
Speaker 2: Wow, I'd love to see your po though for real
1:06:38
Speaker 2: mad at me specifically, I like.
1:06:40
Speaker 5: She would be if she shared this for sure. And
1:06:43
Speaker 5: then we're giving Ian yeah, because he's never been on
1:06:46
Speaker 5: Twitter before.
1:06:47
Speaker 4: First he'll need some help getting off one.
1:06:51
Speaker 2: Stand off and that's what our podcast likes to give.
1:06:55
Speaker 2: Can he stand for real?
1:06:56
Speaker 5: Stand up?
1:06:57
Speaker 4: Can Ian McKellen stand?
1:06:58
Speaker 2: I'm sure?
1:06:59
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
1:07:00
Speaker 2: Yes, like the guy from Glee can stand? You know
1:07:03
Speaker 2: what I mean?
1:07:04
Speaker 4: What what are you talking about?
1:07:06
Speaker 2: Are you guys crazy?
1:07:07
Speaker 4: Oh, Magnetos, it's not in a wheelchair.
1:07:10
Speaker 5: I'm picturing the Yeah, you're picturing the wrong.
1:07:13
Speaker 4: So who's man's Gandalf?
1:07:15
Speaker 1: Yeah?
1:07:16
Speaker 5: Got it, he's the villain, the villain, He's the villain.
1:07:19
Speaker 4: Wow, well Gandalf's not the villain, but Magneto is the.
1:07:21
Speaker 5: Villain, not the helmet has always been my villain.
1:07:27
Speaker 2: I'm like, what I'm with the Tower, I'm sorry, Lord
1:07:32
Speaker 2: of the writ you know, I don't understand any of
1:07:34
Speaker 2: this is what this world? But we'll retweet him.
1:07:36
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, beautifully done. Thank you. I feel like they're
1:07:39
Speaker 4: all going to appreciate that, and the Coppolas are going
1:07:42
Speaker 4: to just terrorize society and it'll be perfect.
1:07:44
Speaker 5: They already, do.
1:07:48
Speaker 4: Sophia reach out. Okay, this is the final segment of
1:07:51
Speaker 4: the podcast. People are sending in voice notes. They're emailing.
1:07:54
Speaker 4: I said, no gifts at gmail dot com will help
1:07:57
Speaker 4: me answer a question I'd love to. All right on,
1:07:59
Speaker 4: at least we have some you.
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Speaker 7: Hello Bridger and blatantly disrespectful guests. This is Matt with
1:08:05
Speaker 7: a question that's not about gifts. I used to be
1:08:09
Speaker 7: a history teacher, so I have a history related question.
1:08:12
Speaker 7: If you could transport yourself for twenty four hours to
1:08:15
Speaker 7: any place and time in history, when and where would
1:08:18
Speaker 7: that be? You'd snap your fingers, you'd automatically be there again.
1:08:23
Speaker 7: Could be any location, anytime, When and where would you choose?
1:08:27
Speaker 7: Thanks for answering my question.
1:08:30
Speaker 2: Okay, great audio.
1:08:32
Speaker 4: Beautifully recorded. I love this, perfectly recorded. Good job, Thank you, Matt,
1:08:37
Speaker 4: Thank you Matt. Do you want to go? Where should
1:08:39
Speaker 4: I go? You go? You go? Okay, twenty four hours? Okay,
1:08:45
Speaker 4: this sort of question, it's always like, oh, you have
1:08:47
Speaker 4: to take care of something, you have to stop something,
1:08:49
Speaker 4: you have to stop someone. That's not my job. Yeah,
1:08:52
Speaker 4: I'm not a janitor, you know, I'm not taking on
1:08:55
Speaker 4: any responsibility whatsoever. So clearing all of that up out
1:09:00
Speaker 4: of the way and trying to help anybody. Let's see here.
1:09:04
Speaker 4: My first instinct is last Thursday in Glendale. Oh yeah,
1:09:07
Speaker 4: what happened twenty four hours? Uh? Nothing, but you know,
1:09:10
Speaker 4: just another day. You go shopping, have lunch, galleria, go
1:09:14
Speaker 4: to the gallery. Uh yeah, get the car washed. Yes,
1:09:18
Speaker 4: twenty four hours in Glendale, last Thursday. Options are end
1:09:22
Speaker 4: why not? And then the pressure's off to change anything.
1:09:26
Speaker 4: You know, it's just me having a nice day. Finally
1:09:28
Speaker 4: I get some time alone to run some errands. That's one.
1:09:33
Speaker 4: Then I don't know, let's say deep history. What's a
1:09:35
Speaker 4: deep history? You have to think about it.
1:09:37
Speaker 5: You can go anywhere. Let's see anytime.
1:09:40
Speaker 4: Jfk assassination. I love parades.
1:09:44
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love. I love a parade.
1:09:46
Speaker 4: I'm not shopping anything. I'm not a witness. I just
1:09:49
Speaker 4: wants to happen. I love, and I can end up
1:09:53
Speaker 4: in the footage. Yeah, dancing around in the back kind
1:09:56
Speaker 4: of pull focus from what's going on. Focus. Yeah, this
1:10:00
Speaker 4: is great. What about you two? Let's say and I'm
1:10:02
Speaker 4: going to keep thinking, but I'll also be listening.
1:10:05
Speaker 5: I was going to say, yeah, please, I believe it's
1:10:07
Speaker 5: the two thousand and three MTV Movie Awards. Yes, yes,
1:10:11
Speaker 5: excuse me, Music Awards.
1:10:13
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, the video the v.
1:10:17
Speaker 5: Spears Christina and Madonna. I want to be there for rehearsal,
1:10:23
Speaker 5: and I want to be there for the moment it happens.
1:10:27
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where I would go.
1:10:28
Speaker 4: Were they was that part of a song or was it?
1:10:32
Speaker 5: Madonna was started out doing Hollywood. So she comes down
1:10:36
Speaker 5: by yourself, she sings a little bit of I love
1:10:38
Speaker 5: that song, love it.
1:10:40
Speaker 4: It was my wedding song. She comes down, she sings.
1:10:43
Speaker 5: Hollywood and then they start what song did they make out?
1:10:46
Speaker 2: Two?
1:10:47
Speaker 4: I can't.
1:10:48
Speaker 2: I feel like it was.
1:10:50
Speaker 5: I think it then goes back into I'm a Virgin,
1:10:54
Speaker 5: and then they go back into Hollywood.
1:10:55
Speaker 2: I think, God bless it.
1:10:57
Speaker 5: It's a medley of Hollywood and I'm a virgin.
1:11:00
Speaker 2: A virgin, I like, I have a virtuine You're making
1:11:06
Speaker 2: me laugh a lot.
1:11:07
Speaker 5: What's yours? I want to Okay, this is the first
1:11:10
Speaker 5: time we hooked up.
1:11:13
Speaker 2: I want to go back to that name and live
1:11:14
Speaker 2: it and do it again, and I want to do worse.
1:11:17
Speaker 2: For the record, we have had sex with each other,
1:11:19
Speaker 2: and it's worse every time.
1:11:22
Speaker 5: We're always like we do better at this time.
1:11:24
Speaker 2: I keep trying to, like perform better, but I can't.
1:11:26
Speaker 5: Maybe this time I just can't stop crying.
1:11:29
Speaker 2: I just don't know how. I kind of want to
1:11:32
Speaker 2: go back in time to the I love Lesbos kind
1:11:36
Speaker 2: of where it all began for people kind of get
1:11:40
Speaker 2: my weave my way into Sapphos's poetry, so that when
1:11:45
Speaker 2: you're such as to look back now, they're like, who
1:11:49
Speaker 2: was that young fellaw.
1:11:50
Speaker 5: Same name though, Rachel.
1:11:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's kind of that's what I was thinking.
1:11:56
Speaker 6: That's a great, great answer, yeah right, yeah, yeah, And
1:11:59
Speaker 6: then any time I gets brought up, you can wink.
1:12:01
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wonder if that's about I was named after her?
1:12:04
Speaker 2: Right, People like, oh, you must have been named after
1:12:06
Speaker 2: Rachel poetry, and I'm like, yeah, a little, did I know?
1:12:10
Speaker 2: It's it's me all alone.
1:12:11
Speaker 4: That's a good one. Yeah, I feel like those are
1:12:13
Speaker 4: good answers.
1:12:14
Speaker 2: Your answer was incredible.
1:12:15
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a nice think.
1:12:16
Speaker 5: I mean I think that. Or I would love to
1:12:18
Speaker 5: have been there on filming of Jennifer's body when they
1:12:20
Speaker 5: do the makeout scene.
1:12:21
Speaker 2: Oh, that would have been a huge.
1:12:23
Speaker 4: The day before the reviews came out and you could
1:12:26
Speaker 4: leave one good review.
1:12:27
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that.
1:12:28
Speaker 5: It wasn't it was never in the zeitgeist for the
1:12:31
Speaker 5: mainstream media needed to go through.
1:12:33
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was for it was for lesbians I think
1:12:37
Speaker 2: a couple of years ago. It went on Hulu and
1:12:39
Speaker 2: then the younger generation of dykes who were too young
1:12:41
Speaker 2: for when it originally came out, We're like, oh my god,
1:12:43
Speaker 2: this movie, and that's a beautiful thing to watch.
1:12:45
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:12:46
Speaker 5: I don't need it to be a Transformers. I needed
1:12:48
Speaker 5: to be ours.
1:12:50
Speaker 4: Right right, Transformers perfect, a perfect yet perfect film, perfect franchise.
1:12:58
Speaker 5: We love Michael Bay. We have a my podcasts we
1:13:00
Speaker 5: are about to launch.
1:13:01
Speaker 2: Yeah we do, yeah, called Michael Kay. Yes, And so
1:13:04
Speaker 2: we we about all of the sapphic energy within all
1:13:07
Speaker 2: of Michael Bay's films, right.
1:13:11
Speaker 3: That.
1:13:11
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really how.
1:13:12
Speaker 4: Many movies does he have? About ten?
1:13:14
Speaker 5: He has a lot. He has all the Bad Boys,
1:13:16
Speaker 5: all the Transformers.
1:13:17
Speaker 2: Yeah, he did all the Shreek Mammy Is Mommy Is,
1:13:19
Speaker 2: he did all the Sister Act and yeah and Spice
1:13:22
Speaker 2: World and yea. Yeah. We love him. Yeah, he's he's
1:13:28
Speaker 2: such a good supporter of us, and it's just been
1:13:31
Speaker 2: so nice to have his backing.
1:13:33
Speaker 4: Well to have such a light touch.
1:13:34
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's with the queer community. We all know that.
1:13:38
Speaker 5: Yes, and he loves loves lesbians, loves lesbos.
1:13:43
Speaker 4: Well, we answered it perfectly. No one can complain, Matt
1:13:46
Speaker 4: can't complain. Those are the perfect answers. Matt, don't send
1:13:49
Speaker 4: another voice note back in Please, you've done your job.
1:13:54
Speaker 4: I've got my beautiful gifts. I forgot basically four snacks
1:13:58
Speaker 4: while I watched the movie perfect Just chump. They do
1:14:00
Speaker 4: go together, go together, perfectly, rotting Pepper Jennifer's body.
1:14:06
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've had such a wonderful time with you too.
1:14:09
Speaker 5: Thank you for.
1:14:11
Speaker 4: Being here, thank you for coming back from Europe.
1:14:13
Speaker 5: Yes, you're welcome, and thank you for staying coming back
1:14:16
Speaker 5: from health from hell.
1:14:18
Speaker 2: Send from the depths below for.
1:14:21
Speaker 4: A few minutes and listener, the podcast is over. It's
1:14:26
Speaker 4: just done. I mean, what what can any of us do?
1:14:30
Speaker 4: You've got to move on. I'll do whatever I can
1:14:33
Speaker 4: and I love you. Goodbye, I said. No. Gifts is
1:14:42
Speaker 4: an exactly right production. Our senior producer is on Alisa Nelson,
1:14:46
Speaker 4: and our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Tolladay. The
1:14:50
Speaker 4: theme song is by miracle Worker Amy Mann, and we
1:14:54
Speaker 4: couldn't do it without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You must
1:14:57
Speaker 4: follow the show on Instagram, and I said, no gifts.
1:15:00
Speaker 4: That's where you're going to see pictures of all these
1:15:02
Speaker 4: wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see
1:15:04
Speaker 4: the gifts?
1:15:06
Speaker 1: But I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.
1:15:14
Speaker 2: But you're a guess to my home.
1:15:18
Speaker 1: You gotta come to me empty, And I said.
1:15:24
Speaker 2: No guests.
1:15:25
Speaker 4: You're a presences.
1:15:26
Speaker 2: Presence enough.
1:15:28
Speaker 3: I already had too much stuff, So how did you
1:15:33
Speaker 3: dare to surbey me