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80.2: Robots in Love · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: The following feature has been rated R by the Motion
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  Speaker 2: It's showtime, folks!
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  Speaker 3: Hi, this is Captain Mary Stewart, and you're listening to
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  Speaker 3: Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 4: It's time for Sofa Theater.
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  Speaker 1: And now, direct from his worldwide tour, we proudly present the.
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  Speaker 4: One and only Leonard Catskill. Right here, right here.
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  Speaker 1: Good evening, ladies and germs. It's great to be here.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, at my age, it's great to be anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: But seriously, folks, I'm here to tell you about this
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  Speaker 1: new movie. It's called Hot Beeps, and it's about me
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  Speaker 1: and my pals.
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  Speaker 4: Here's Valtown.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to say he's dim-witted, but he makes
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  Speaker 1: an electric toothbrush look like a genius. This is Aquacom.
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  Speaker 1: She was Popular Mechanics Playmate of the Month for June 1994.
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  Speaker 1: Get a load of those components. Wowie, wow.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: And then there's Philco.
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  Speaker 6: He's a great kid.
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  Speaker 1: But he had no sense of humor until he met me.
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  Speaker 1: Now the problem is, we're all being chased by this
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  Speaker 1: overgrown squad car named Crime Buster. Don't get excited. Don't
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  Speaker 1: get excited.
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  Speaker 6: Remain stationary for a computer check.
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  Speaker 1: He's a cross between Darth Vader and a Sherman tank.
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  Speaker 1: I've heard of party crashes, but this is ridiculous. But
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  Speaker 1: believe me, folks, this movie's got a lot going for it.
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  Speaker 1: There's action, adventure, romance, raccoons, even people. Hey, kid, behave yourself. Oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm in the movie, too. But seriously, folks, don't
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  Speaker 1: forget to see Universal's new movie, Heartbeats, and it's coming
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  Speaker 1: for you-know-when. And speaking of Christmas, Andy Kaufman, Bernadette Peters
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  Speaker 1: in Heartbeats, coming this Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: It's holiday entertainment for everyone.
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  Speaker 4: I am a dancer, but she.
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  Speaker 7: Welcome to Movie Meltdown Sofa Theater.
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  Speaker 4: Once again, I am Brian. This is Roger.
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  Speaker 8: I'm Joni.
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  Speaker 4: I'm Eddie Price. I like to party. follow that up
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  Speaker 4: oh god.
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  Speaker 9: Marlena that's all she does not like to party she's
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  Speaker 9: partying right now.
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  Speaker 4: They were trying to decide if they had fun activities
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  Speaker 4: to go with their name i.
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  Speaker 9: Have a lot unusually large collection of polka.
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  Speaker 4: Records that's an interesting factoid i'll give you.
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  Speaker 10: That moving on this week's sofa theater feature is heart
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  Speaker 10: beeps beep the year is 1981 The world is a
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  Speaker 10: weird place. Director Alan Arkish. The plot, and again, this
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  Speaker 10: is from IMDb, and usually they're badly worded, so don't
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  Speaker 10: blame me for this. Val and Aqua are two household
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  Speaker 10: servant robots who start feeling emotions for each other. After
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  Speaker 10: falling in love, they decide to escape from their servitude
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  Speaker 10: and attempt to start a family of their own.
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  Speaker 4: I disagree with a lot of that, but.
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  Speaker 9: At all.
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  Speaker 10: So, yeah, after that stupid plot line.
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  Speaker 4: Spoiler alert, because, yeah, I don't really know what to
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  Speaker 4: ruin with this, but we probably will. Spoiler alert in general.
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  Speaker 10: So if you weren't scarred by this as a child,
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  Speaker 10: you know, go take it upon yourself to inflict it
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  Speaker 10: upon you now and see how you feel about it.
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  Speaker 4: Because, I don't know, it's very different watching it as
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  Speaker 4: an adult.
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  Speaker 11: I was slightly scarred when I was a child, only
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  Speaker 11: because of, like, the themes that, you know, you're watching...
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  Speaker 11: robots dealing with human emotions or whatever, and it came
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  Speaker 11: to the point of them shutting down or running.
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  Speaker 4: Out of power. And, yeah, as a kid, it really
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  Speaker 4: messed me up. It's kind of heavy.
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  Speaker 10: Because it does enter into a lot of really weird
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  Speaker 10: areas if you want to stop and think about it.
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  Speaker 10: And really, when you're a kid, you kind of stop
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  Speaker 10: and think about it more. Like, I'm looking at it now,
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  Speaker 10: and people are just like, whatever, no big deal. But
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  Speaker 10: as a kid, that shit kind of, like, hits you.
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  Speaker 10: It's kind of these big themes really are big themes
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  Speaker 10: when you're a little kid.
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  Speaker 9: It didn't really strike me that way because I think, like,
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  Speaker 9: I have things that run on batteries that die all
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  Speaker 9: the time. I just plug them into the wall.
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  Speaker 4: But they still die.
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  Speaker 10: So within that, you know, that, and again, there's no
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  Speaker 10: way to assume that they'll come back to the same.
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  Speaker 10: I've had many things die and they're just gone. And
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  Speaker 10: I never have that functional.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Well that too, but sometimes they're just never functional again. So,
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  Speaker 10: you know, in a way it is very much, you know,
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  Speaker 10: centered around that. So, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Where all do we want to begin on this one?
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  Speaker 4: I like how it starts out with, what is it, Robobot?
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  Speaker 4: Like Crimebot? Crimebuster Deluxe. Crimebuster Deluxe.
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  Speaker 6: My name is Crimebuster 00719. I'm a cop. My crime-fighting
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  Speaker 6: computer contains one million microchips, thousands of circuits, and a
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  Speaker 6: couple of loose wires.
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  Speaker 12: You might pay.
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  Speaker 11: Is this Tourette's non... Well, it doesn't have Tourette's because
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  Speaker 11: it doesn't cuss. It just doesn't stop speaking. And he's
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  Speaker 11: very violent. It's very violent and patriotic, apparently.
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  Speaker 4: I like that guy. Yeah, and he's awesome.
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  Speaker 9: He's like a skinhead robot. No offense, skinheads.
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  Speaker 4: No, he's not.
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  Speaker 10: I never got skinhead, but it's like this all-terrain tracked.
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  Speaker 4: Vehicle, multi-weapon spewing, like.
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  Speaker 11: police bot that has a really jacked up sense of
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  Speaker 11: the law.
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  Speaker 4: I guess right and wrong yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Earnest goes to the future yes yeah he thinks he's
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  Speaker 8: doing the right thing but he's not no not at.
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  Speaker 10: All he is in his own little robotic mind he's
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  Speaker 10: saving everyone.
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  Speaker 11: I thought that was cool how it started out with
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  Speaker 11: like him just trouncing through the woods or whatever blowing
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  Speaker 11: crap up blowing shit up which is awesome poor bunny
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  Speaker 11: I like.
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  Speaker 9: This movie from the beginning because it opened with an explosion.
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  Speaker 4: Scene yeah See? That's always good. We like explosions. Just
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  Speaker 4: in general.
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  Speaker 13: People.
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  Speaker 10: And heavily armed off-road vehicles that speak and have a
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  Speaker 10: sinister mind of their own.
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  Speaker 8: Michael Bay don't listen to this part. We don't want
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  Speaker 8: any more explosions.
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  Speaker 4: Well, he probably watched this too.
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  Speaker 11: He'd have dumped trillions and trillions of dollars into this
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  Speaker 11: movie and it just would have been out of control
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  Speaker 11: if he had had.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, license. And that's what's sad is it
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  Speaker 4: would have been like... You think of this would be
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  Speaker 4: ridiculous enough, but think of Michael Bay. Like, you would
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  Speaker 4: lose any sense of story at all.
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  Speaker 10: You would just be crying about exploding shit for two hours.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they'd be in the city, and there'd just be, like, devastation.
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  Speaker 4: Skyscrapers are collapsing.
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  Speaker 8: You'd just see flashes of Andy Kaufman's face every five minutes.
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  Speaker 4: And a big patriotic shot of the flag.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: See, that's weird. In slow-mo.
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  Speaker 11: What, Bernadette Peters and Andy Kaufman are the main stars.
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  Speaker 10: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: Which... I don't remember really Andy Kaufman ever being in
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  Speaker 4: a movie that I've watched. Well, that's the thing. Like,
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  Speaker 4: I remember Taxi. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 10: I mean, this is probably the least weird character he
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  Speaker 10: ever did. Like, everything he does is a weird character.
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  Speaker 10: So I don't know how into Andy Kaufman anybody was.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But, I mean, did anybody, like, really get into his comedy? I.
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  Speaker 11: Liked him, kind of, but depending on what comedy it was.
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  Speaker 11: I never got the Mighty Mouse singing thing.
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  Speaker 4: That was most of his comedy, though, really. I didn't
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  Speaker 4: get that.
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  Speaker 11: I thought the wrestling gig stuff was hilarious. But, yeah,
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  Speaker 11: I don't know. He always did voices, and that's funny.
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  Speaker 11: Just people doing voices is always funny.
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  Speaker 10: Everything, as you watch his comedy, whether or not it's
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  Speaker 10: comedy is questionable.
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  Speaker 4: It's almost performance art on many levels.
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  Speaker 10: It's another one of those that's kind of like, It
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  Speaker 10: only is comedy if it hits you just right and
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  Speaker 10: you think it's, you know, oh, this is great.
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  Speaker 4: But there's a lot of people that just... And I'm sure,
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  Speaker 4: you know, he's.
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  Speaker 10: In New York doing all this stand-up for years and
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  Speaker 10: people were probably just sitting there like, what the hell
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  Speaker 10: am I watching?
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  Speaker 9: Thank God there were a lot of drugs in New York.
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: That's true.
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  Speaker 6: It's definitely.
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  Speaker 4: 70s New York, so that's probably, yeah. Well, the casting,
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  Speaker 4: it's like.
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  Speaker 11: We have a movie about robots that learn how to
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  Speaker 11: feel and, you know, have adventures, whatever. Who are we
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  Speaker 11: going to cast for the lead? Andy Kaufman, obviously, of course. Like,
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  Speaker 11: how bizarre casting is that?
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  Speaker 14: This movie was surprising because, I mean, I've actually got, like,
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  Speaker 14: the list in front of me right here.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's amazing the people that are in it. Andy Kaufman,
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  Speaker 4: Bernadette Peters, Randy Quaid. Yeah, Randy Quaid was young as hell.
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  Speaker 4: Christopher Guest. Christopher Guest.
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  Speaker 10: For like two seconds. You don't even notice. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 10: he's kind of weird looking.
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  Speaker 4: And then Mary Warnoff and Paul Bartel. Paul Bartel.
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  Speaker 5: Who actually jumped over from the... Well, from every movie.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, they are, like, they have, it's like a
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  Speaker 5: running joke in, like, all of these. There was this
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  Speaker 5: whole circle of people making movies at this time, a
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  Speaker 5: lot of.
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  Speaker 10: Them for Roger Corman and with Paul Bartel, and they
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  Speaker 10: turn up as sort of these same characters in, like,
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  Speaker 10: movie after movie.
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  Speaker 4: And even if it's not these characters, they always sort
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  Speaker 4: of pair them together or.
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  Speaker 10: They always stick them in these movies together, and it
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  Speaker 10: was just sort of this running gag.
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  Speaker 4: They had with all of these. That's what it felt like.
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  Speaker 4: It felt like a Roger Corman movie.
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  Speaker 10: It probably should. I was looking through here. Alan Arkish,
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  Speaker 10: the director, directed Rock and Roll High School. He's obviously
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  Speaker 10: very affiliated in their little circle there. It's kind of
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  Speaker 10: weird that he started off doing that kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 10: He does Hollywood Boulevard and Death Sports. He's doing these
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  Speaker 10: very drive-in theater, you know, Roger Corman kind of movies.
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  Speaker 10: But then as you go on, I mean, he's still
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  Speaker 10: working now. He's doing episodes of Heroes. up until they
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  Speaker 10: got canceled but you know oh yeah it's gone now
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  Speaker 10: they finally gave up on it like america did three years.
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  Speaker 4: Ago yeah after the first season.
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  Speaker 10: So but yeah i mean he's still working now and
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  Speaker 10: it's funny he switched into like a ton of tv
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  Speaker 10: he did a lot of just regular tv episodes of
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  Speaker 10: you know real you know ali mcbeal and like normal
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  Speaker 10: shows but it's so bizarre yeah to imagine it was.
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  Speaker 1: It's not an old show.
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  Speaker 10: He's doing an episode of Dawson's Creek after Rock and
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  Speaker 10: Roll High School and then this movie.
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  Speaker 4: It's a weird transition over the years.
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  Speaker 8: That's an eclectic mix.
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  Speaker 4: That is very eclectic.
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  Speaker 11: I wish that in this one, of course, a lot
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  Speaker 11: of movies turn into this where I just wish there
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  Speaker 11: was more.
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  Speaker 4: Always hear me say it.
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  Speaker 11: I wish there was more because there's a good story
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  Speaker 11: in here, but as it goes along, and I'm not
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  Speaker 11: really bagging on the movie because I liked it, but
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  Speaker 11: just as far as it's kind of like it moves quick.
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  Speaker 4: It touches on things, and it doesn't really expound upon them.
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  Speaker 4: It moves on. It's really short, too. Yeah, and it's
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  Speaker 4: really short. It's like an hour and 20 minutes. The
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  Speaker 4: movie ends with a freaking combat robot, whatever. What is it?
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  Speaker 4: Crime Buster Deluxe.
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  Speaker 11: Crime Buster Deluxe rolling off into the night, you know,
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  Speaker 11: blowing stuff up, looking for the perpetrators.
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  Speaker 4: Being a badass.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And how they can. Still narrating. Yeah, still narrating.
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  Speaker 15: Exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Because he's awesome. And it's kind of like, okay.
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  Speaker 10: It almost.
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  Speaker 4: They thought they. Those are the memories. Yeah, they thought
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  Speaker 4: they erased it twice, but I just... I played dumb.
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  Speaker 4: I played dumb. Like, you know, that's cool for any
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  Speaker 4: robot to say. I mean, come on. Oh, well, that's
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  Speaker 4: the bookends of the movie.
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  Speaker 10: We start off with him rolling out, blowing shit up,
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  Speaker 10: and we leave with him blowing shit up.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly. Because Prime Buster's awesome. God bless America.
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  Speaker 9: My kind of movie.
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  Speaker 10: You know, I just wish that there was more to, like,
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  Speaker 10: you know, kind of flesh it out so it didn't
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  Speaker 10: seem so quick to quick to quick the end. It's
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  Speaker 10: funny looking at just the basic... Story of what's going on.
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  Speaker 10: I could almost see, and it's weird now that they've
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  Speaker 10: made a movie that sort of falls into this category,
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  Speaker 10: but I almost see this as, if I didn't know
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  Speaker 10: this movie existed, as being like an animated kids movie.
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  Speaker 10: I could almost see this very much being something that
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  Speaker 10: Disney would have taken on before. While he touches on
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  Speaker 10: all of these same ideas, it just does it in
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  Speaker 10: a much more mature and better way.
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  Speaker 9: I think all robot movies kind of have the same themes.
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  Speaker 11: I like how this one touched on parenting. Because they
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  Speaker 11: were talking about parenting. Which, that's cool. And really no
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  Speaker 11: other robot movie has kind of touched on that. It's
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  Speaker 11: always been about love and.
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  Speaker 1: Of course.
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  Speaker 4: robots falling in love is awesome because it makes no sense.
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  Speaker 11: But I love that. I love that as a theme.
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  Speaker 11: But I thought that the parenting thing was really cool.
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  Speaker 16: There's so much information I want you to have. So
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  Speaker 16: many new parts that I do not possess. You know,
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  Speaker 16: you're the first robot I ever built and programmed. And
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  Speaker 16: I want you to know that in spite of problems,
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  Speaker 16: you have been performing very well. You are extremely efficient.
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  Speaker 11: The parenting thing was like really cool because they build
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  Speaker 11: baby robot.
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  Speaker 9: Philco.
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  Speaker 4: Philco. Phil, for short. And Phil was awesome. Phil was
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  Speaker 4: fucking awesome. Phil is pretty awesome.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, I love his eyes and how he laughs at
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  Speaker 11: joke box jokes or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: His laugh is awesome. It is awesome.
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  Speaker 8: The mannequin with the eyes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he gets scared. You know, he's acting like a kid,
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  Speaker 4: which is awesome.
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  Speaker 11: And they're like, oh, should we upgrade him so that
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  Speaker 11: he has better self-preservation? And so that he can, like,
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  Speaker 11: kind of grow on his own.
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  Speaker 4: You know, that stuff is cool. And, you know, we
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  Speaker 4: want to send him off to have something important to
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  Speaker 4: do in life.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And not have a life of servitude.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You want something better for your children. Or not be
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  Speaker 4: a pot-smoking robot burnout. Like, you know. I missed that scene. But, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: what parent doesn't say that? Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 10: Oh but yeah i think vilco is really good they
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  Speaker 10: do a good job with him at like because i
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  Speaker 10: mean he's the most basic of them but to me
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  Speaker 10: they do almost a better job with him with like
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  Speaker 10: making you feel yeah with his emotions and what he's
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  Speaker 10: doing and what he's thinking and i think they do
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  Speaker 10: a good job sort of mimicking you know the human
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  Speaker 10: behavior that that's I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: It was almost lacking in the other robots, really.
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  Speaker 8: The animatronics for him were really good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely. Especially for 81. Yeah, because this was way
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  Speaker 4: before Short Circuit.
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  Speaker 12: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: This was like four years? So it came out in 86?
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  Speaker 13: 85, 86, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So it was still.
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  Speaker 10: But it definitely, I mean, he's got that Johnny Five
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  Speaker 10: look before Johnny Five.
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  Speaker 4: He had a Swiss arm arm.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Like, that was awesome. They even made a little cross
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  Speaker 4: for the Swiss Army arm. It was great. That does
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  Speaker 4: kick ass. And then he had a shammy hand, which
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  Speaker 4: is awesome. Who doesn't need a shammy hand? He could
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  Speaker 4: be one of those robots that's like, wash windows. So
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  Speaker 4: that could be his function. Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: I mean, why do you need a function if you
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  Speaker 9: have a fucking Swiss Army knife for an arm?
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  Speaker 4: Swiss Army arm?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, Swiss Army arm. That's your function.
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  Speaker 4: Sounds good to me.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Lord.
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  Speaker 1: I think.
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  Speaker 4: Boy Scout body. Which one? Boy Scout body. Boy Scout body.
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  Speaker 4: He was a Eagle Scout.
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  Speaker 8: He had the hat and everything. Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: And him throwing a tantrum for what he wanted. The
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  Speaker 10: parents are like, he doesn't need that. Why should we
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  Speaker 10: give him something he doesn't need? That doesn't make sense. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 10: he's like flipping out and flames are shooting out of
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  Speaker 10: his head.
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  Speaker 4: Because he wants it, he wants it, he wants it.
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  Speaker 4: And he gets it because laughing bot or whatever. Well,
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: that's what I think is kind of cool that they do.
• 17:04
  Speaker 10: Because it would be really easy to just do the
• 17:06
  Speaker 10: robots in love and do the little two robot thing.
• 17:09
  Speaker 10: And even when they enter into the parenting, that's an
• 17:11
  Speaker 10: interesting little thing that they throw in the mix. But
• 17:14
  Speaker 10: adding the other robot who becomes like the grandpa.
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: The grandfather, yeah. I was thinking cool uncle.
• 17:19
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah. well I was thinking the grandpa because he's
• 17:21
  Speaker 10: just like he's in the he's in the store he's
• 17:23
  Speaker 10: throwing a fit he wants the toy he wants you
• 17:25
  Speaker 10: know whatever and their parents are like no you don't
• 17:27
  Speaker 10: need that quit asking for things you don't need and
• 17:29
  Speaker 10: as they're talking about it and who gives it to
• 17:31
  Speaker 10: him grandpa spoils him and gives it to him so
• 17:33
  Speaker 10: it's it definitely had that and as they go on
• 17:36
  Speaker 10: it's like he doesn't walk so he's kind of in
• 17:37
  Speaker 10: a wheelchair type yeah he kind of he's the old
• 17:39
  Speaker 10: guy you know he does seem like the weathered old
• 17:42
  Speaker 10: comedian that he's supposed to be.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: But um the drunk uncle too yeah that too.
• 17:45
  Speaker 10: You know a little bit of that but yeah it
• 17:48
  Speaker 10: depends on what kind of family it is But, yeah,
• 17:50
  Speaker 10: they do spend a lot of time with those two
• 17:52
  Speaker 10: and have the two of them sort of developing this relationship.
• 17:55
  Speaker 10: And then they do have, like, all this time of him,
• 17:58
  Speaker 10: you know, getting close to him. And it sort of
• 18:01
  Speaker 10: pays off in the end.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:03
  Speaker 10: One thing I think this movie is missing was they
• 18:05
  Speaker 10: didn't say the title of the movie.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: In the movie.
• 18:08
  Speaker 10: No.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: We hear beeping.
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: The heart beeps. But never were they, like... What is that?
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: I don't know. It sounds maybe like my heartbeat. That
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: is my heartbeats for you, my dear.
• 18:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah. You're crazy. You're some kind of lethal weapon. That's awesome.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: How are we supposed to scream when we hear the
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: name and cheer? Yeah, just say the fucking name. We
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: said it. I always think that's fun in movies. I do, too.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: It's my favorite part of any movie.
• 18:34
  Speaker 10: Except you're in trouble when the name of the movie is, like,
• 18:37
  Speaker 10: the name of the main character, because then you're screaming
• 18:39
  Speaker 10: every 15 seconds.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: You're like, when does that happen?
• 18:41
  Speaker 9: Like Braveheart?
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: But he never says Braveheart. Austin Powers. Unless it was
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: Austin Powers.
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: Hancock.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: Hancock, yeah.
• 18:49
  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 18:50
  Speaker 10: What about uh i was thinking octopus that's just because
• 18:53
  Speaker 10: we like to make those references yeah exactly.
• 18:55
  Speaker 11: It never was a bond girl the focus of the
• 18:58
  Speaker 11: name of a bond movie like the next bond adventure
• 19:01
  Speaker 11: come on you know that would come out awesome but
• 19:05
  Speaker 11: uh goonies is one of my favorite too which is
• 19:07
  Speaker 11: on today or whatever it's like we're.
• 19:09
  Speaker 17: Goonies it's like yes you are that's the name of
• 19:12
  Speaker 17: the movie you must be because it's the name of
• 19:17
  Speaker 17: this movie if you weren't there'd be.
• 19:20
  Speaker 18: A huge plot hole i always just think that's confused
• 19:23
  Speaker 18: yeah the that's the thing this this movie sort of
• 19:27
  Speaker 18: came out and sort of flew under the radar like
• 19:30
  Speaker 18: i don't remember it being a big deal but aside
• 19:33
  Speaker 18: from i mean the main two actors are sort of
• 19:35
  Speaker 18: you know names at the time but they weren't like
• 19:38
  Speaker 18: super celebrities but Let's talk about the rest of the
• 19:40
  Speaker 18: people involved in this movie.
• 19:42
  Speaker 10: The music's done by John Williams. That's huge, even at
• 19:46
  Speaker 10: the time. I mean, he was the biggest name in composing.
• 19:50
  Speaker 10: as he still pretty much is so i mean they
• 19:51
  Speaker 10: had him involved you've got stan winston doing the makeup.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: Effects which were good which makeup effects were awesome.
• 19:57
  Speaker 10: I mean yeah these are like you know a-list people
• 20:00
  Speaker 10: they're rolling in to do this what is essentially whatever
• 20:03
  Speaker 10: does a cheap b movie i mean it's and not
• 20:06
  Speaker 10: really a huge budget otherwise i mean to look at
• 20:09
  Speaker 10: it it's not spectacular i mean.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: It's it's on dvd like it is on.
• 20:13
  Speaker 10: Dvd but just recently i think it's been i think
• 20:16
  Speaker 10: it had been out of print for a long time
• 20:17
  Speaker 10: yeah i mean no one cared because nobody cared i
• 20:20
  Speaker 10: mean it was not like it was a huge hit
• 20:22
  Speaker 10: but it was one of those that like kids latched
• 20:24
  Speaker 10: on to because even this week like throwing it out
• 20:26
  Speaker 10: there i had a lot of people that were just
• 20:27
  Speaker 10: like oh yeah i remember that and like really it
• 20:30
  Speaker 10: locked itself into a lot of people's brains and they
• 20:33
  Speaker 10: were just like.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: What the hell was going on with them?
• 20:36
  Speaker 11: I think I remember seeing it with my folks in
• 20:38
  Speaker 11: the theater when I was a young one.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: But definitely after that, it was gone.
• 20:44
  Speaker 10: I don't remember it coming out really on VHS. I
• 20:48
  Speaker 10: don't really remember seeing it ever again since until tonight.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: I remember originally it was on VHS.
• 20:53
  Speaker 10: I think I saw it on cable, as I saw
• 20:55
  Speaker 10: a million things I didn't need to be seeing as
• 20:57
  Speaker 10: I grew up.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: But this one was one that was.
• 20:59
  Speaker 10: Just on all the time, and I think I remember
• 21:01
  Speaker 10: watching it repeatedly as a kid, and it did kind
• 21:03
  Speaker 10: of stick in there. But, yeah, it's weird how much,
• 21:07
  Speaker 10: I mean, they had... Then you get into the other
• 21:08
  Speaker 10: weird people involved that don't even make sense.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: You've got, um... Okay, you've got.
• 21:13
  Speaker 10: Doing the jokes, it's not even like they got him
• 21:16
  Speaker 10: to do the voice. They bought the material of Henny Youngman, which.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: Henny Youngman. Oh, he didn't do the voice? No, he
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: didn't do the voice.
• 21:22
  Speaker 10: The voice is somebody entirely different, but they bought just
• 21:25
  Speaker 10: all the material. It's joke material, which were the low-level jokes.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: The level one jokes. He saved power to tell low.
• 21:32
  Speaker 10: The low-grade quality of jokes, which most of them were
• 21:35
  Speaker 10: very low-grade.
• 21:36
  Speaker 8: Oh, God.
• 21:37
  Speaker 9: They weren't even, like... I just flew in from L.A.
• 21:40
  Speaker 9: and boy are my arms tired quality.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they were bad. There were one or two good
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: ones in there. I'll give you that. Let me giggle.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: The knock-knock one was good.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Well, good evening, ladies and germs. It's certainly good to
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: be back here in the mountains. My agent always said
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: my act belongs outdoors. Speaking of animals, I saw a
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Volkswagen drive by with a giraffe sticking out of the window.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Cop says, watch with the giraffe. Guy says, I'm taking
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: him to the zoo. Next day, guy drives by again
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: with the giraffe. Cops will say, I thought you took
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: him to the zoo. Guy says, yeah, he liked it
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: so much, now I'm taking him to Disneyland. Thank you,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. You've been a hell of an audience.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: If you liked the act, my name is Caskill. If
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: you didn't, I'm Milton Boyle. Applause, applause.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, knock-knock one.
• 22:26
  Speaker 8: Which was the knock-knock one, wasn't it? Oh, yeah, that's right.
• 22:29
  Speaker 9: I don't even remember how that went.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: He sang a song to him, basically.
• 22:34
  Speaker 10: Once again, they're bonding, and he actually, you know, like
• 22:37
  Speaker 10: a family. He's, like, growing attached to him. So it's
• 22:40
  Speaker 10: weird that this is all going on with robots. I
• 22:42
  Speaker 10: wish that they'd played that up more, actually. Like, I
• 22:45
  Speaker 10: almost expected... At least 45 minutes longer.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely. Like, I could see the.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: Robo 9000. Which one? The cop? The cop. Why can
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: I not remember his name? Crime Buster Deluxe. Crime Buster Deluxe.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: I need to write this down. No, I think I'm fine.
• 23:01
  Speaker 20: Not.
• 23:01
  Speaker 11: But I think Crime Buster Deluxe, I was almost ready
• 23:05
  Speaker 11: to see him decimate one of them. And then maybe
• 23:08
  Speaker 11: they could go on a pillage to rebuild them or whatever.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: Like hit them back. and you know all the.
• 23:14
  Speaker 10: Well i mean there's very there's very little story anyway
• 23:18
  Speaker 10: i mean it's just that's why it reminded me kind
• 23:20
  Speaker 10: of almost of like a disney movie from back in
• 23:22
  Speaker 10: the day because it's like they're usually pretty basic stories
• 23:25
  Speaker 10: and you just follow that one train of thought and
• 23:27
  Speaker 10: they don't you know veer off and that's all this
• 23:28
  Speaker 10: is it's like hey let's go gather data over there
• 23:32
  Speaker 10: yeah and they go over there and then eventually the
• 23:34
  Speaker 10: story wraps up and they come back so.
• 23:37
  Speaker 9: That was one thing i meant to bring up like
• 23:39
  Speaker 9: what Maybe I'm like zoned out, but what caused them
• 23:43
  Speaker 9: to decide to go gather data in the forest?
• 23:46
  Speaker 11: Basically, the sunset or whatever was kind of like, it's beautiful.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: And then a storm happens and they hold hands. And
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: then they like back off.
• 23:56
  Speaker 11: And then the next day, Andy Kaufman robot is like,
• 23:59
  Speaker 11: I've been studying the trees, and I want to learn more.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: So you want to go over there with me? And
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: she's like, yep. And they're like, Jokebot, you want to
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: go over there with us? And he's like, yuck-a-yuck-a. And
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: they're like, I guess that's a yes. So they all go.
• 24:11
  Speaker 8: I like the mild sexual innuendos between the two robots.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, well, never.
• 24:18
  Speaker 8: The information. I can't remember what exactly she said.
• 24:21
  Speaker 9: My pleasures.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: The pleasure. What was it?
• 24:23
  Speaker 9: Sensor is overloading now.
• 24:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah, something like this. I think that was in reference
• 24:27
  Speaker 8: to the junkyard.
• 24:28
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
• 24:30
  Speaker 11: They were really excited by the junkyard. They were getting
• 24:33
  Speaker 11: close to each other. Yeah, that's when the row boner
• 24:35
  Speaker 11: come in. When their heart bleeps, beeps, start going faster
• 24:41
  Speaker 11: and faster, like when they get closer to each other
• 24:43
  Speaker 11: or whatever.
• 24:43
  Speaker 9: I need to get that exact quote down so I
• 24:45
  Speaker 9: can use it in my daily life.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Which one?
• 24:48
  Speaker 9: Something about pleasure center overload.
• 24:50
  Speaker 8: My pleasure center is getting excited. Or something like that.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: It has strange impulses. Yes. Strong feelings.
• 24:57
  Speaker 10: Incredible impulses are being sent to my pleasure center, which
• 25:00
  Speaker 10: is being overloaded with data. I mean... sure use that
• 25:05
  Speaker 10: see how it goes yeah he'll be gone by the
• 25:08
  Speaker 10: time you finish it but wait i'm still throwing out
• 25:10
  Speaker 10: my line hold on at least let me finish yeah
• 25:14
  Speaker 10: i don't have a hard.
• 25:16
  Speaker 9: Enough time making friends i'm gonna throw out really ridiculously obscure.
• 25:20
  Speaker 10: Obscure lines from obscure movies that nobody cares about See,
• 25:25
  Speaker 10: that's the thing.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: You'll find the one other person that's like... Oh, but
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: he will not be the one. Dude, heartbeats?
• 25:29
  Speaker 10: Yeah!
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Go ahead. I have full-size mannequins of all of them
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: in my house. I eat dinner with them every night.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: You want to come over? And then all of a
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: sudden it's... I think that's my phone. Does it smell
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: like chlorophyll? Yeah. I use that one a lot. That's awesome.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Oh wait, that's not a pickup line, is it? That's
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: a take-home line.
• 25:51
  Speaker 8: That's a take-home line.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: Whatever works.
• 25:54
  Speaker 9: I don't know what you're talking about.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: That's uncalled for. So, yeah, I don't know.
• 26:02
  Speaker 10: And the weirdest addition to this lineup of people involved
• 26:06
  Speaker 10: is the voice.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: Of the baby robot. Did you see who that was?
• 26:10
  Speaker 8: No, I didn't.
• 26:11
  Speaker 10: Which, first of all, I don't even remember a voice
• 26:13
  Speaker 10: being involved. It was a lot of beeping and noises.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: I didn't see, but tell me that it's not....
• 26:18
  Speaker 10: What megatron's voice no then they jerry garcia yeah they
• 26:23
  Speaker 10: credited jerry garcia and.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: Really it was what and bleed yeah i.
• 26:28
  Speaker 10: Was like did he actually do something or did you
• 26:31
  Speaker 10: guys just like.
• 26:31
  Speaker 9: That jerry garcia because that could be a common name maybe.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: No it is it's credited as yeah Of the Grateful Dead.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: That's weird. And I was just like, whoa. That was hard.
• 26:42
  Speaker 8: How stoned do you think he was?
• 26:44
  Speaker 9: Yeah, really.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: He's like, boot beat, man. You know. At the end,
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: he was like, dude, I think I see robots. And
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: we were like, no, really. There's robots in here. It's okay, Jerry.
• 26:53
  Speaker 8: Him and Andy Kaufman are in the back.
• 26:55
  Speaker 10: Oh, God.
• 26:55
  Speaker 8: And he's in full robot-like garb.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: And he never eats drugs.
• 27:00
  Speaker 8: I don't know what you're talking about.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: Freaking Jerry Garcia out. Dude, lay off. Awesome.
• 27:07
  Speaker 10: Stop it.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: That's weird. What are you saying about Megatron? Oh, because, God,
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: what's his name? Crime Buster Deluxe? No, no, no. I
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: used to know the voice of Megatron. He voiced Megatron.
• 27:22
  Speaker 10: Megatron and then Unico from Dungeons and Dragons. Really, you're
• 27:28
  Speaker 10: going to go from the baddest voice ever.
• 27:29
  Speaker 11: To non-slavic, shitty unicorn baby?
• 27:33
  Speaker 10: I was trying to figure out which. Oh, and we
• 27:38
  Speaker 10: have Dick Miller, of course.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: Who's that? Dick Miller's in every movie. Who is he?
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: The watchman that was sitting there playing cards with him.
• 27:46
  Speaker 11: Oh yeah yeah i mean the snowplow driver in gremlins
• 27:51
  Speaker 11: yeah okay yeah kentucky everybody knows yeah it's.
• 27:55
  Speaker 10: A kentucky harvester so yeah he's i mean that again
• 27:59
  Speaker 10: is another one of those running jokes that just his
• 28:02
  Speaker 10: character being in there is the joke it's just like
• 28:05
  Speaker 10: he and again i think they even call him and
• 28:07
  Speaker 10: he's not credited as it but i think they call
• 28:08
  Speaker 10: him by that same name Then he is in every movie.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: Like, he plays the same guy, more or less. That's
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: pretty cool.
• 28:14
  Speaker 10: So, yeah, it's funny that this is part of that
• 28:16
  Speaker 10: little circle of movies that just continually throw these people in. See,
• 28:20
  Speaker 10: inside jokes to the normal people, like, you know, stuff
• 28:23
  Speaker 10: with people that you know.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: Hey, hey, remember that? But in Hollywood, it's like you're a.
• 28:28
  Speaker 11: inside joke character in a movie that's been in other movies.
• 28:32
  Speaker 10: I guess that's an awesome paycheck, right? From the inside
• 28:35
  Speaker 10: joke character. I mean, it's just awesome like the Paul
• 28:38
  Speaker 10: Bartel one. I mean, he's awesome in and of himself.
• 28:40
  Speaker 10: He is like a director that did... amazing cool like
• 28:44
  Speaker 10: you know he's the one that did um lust in
• 28:47
  Speaker 10: the dust he's the one that did uh my favorite
• 28:49
  Speaker 10: movie ever death race 2000 so it's like i need
• 28:52
  Speaker 10: to like keep tracking down everything that he did because
• 28:55
  Speaker 10: but it's just funny that he just randomly like walks
• 28:57
  Speaker 10: through a scene here and that's you know that's that's
• 28:59
  Speaker 10: the diane that's the joke So, yeah, it's the weirdest
• 29:03
  Speaker 10: conglomeration of people in a movie.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: It really didn't make a mark anywhere.
• 29:08
  Speaker 7: No.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: No, I mean, really, it just comes down to... It
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: wasn't even a beep on the radar. Ah, burn. Drink
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: more beer. Burn it now. So.
• 29:19
  Speaker 10: I mean, really, it just comes down to almost those
• 29:21
  Speaker 10: main two performances. I mean, that becomes, you know, a
• 29:24
  Speaker 10: good portion of the movie, which, I don't know. What
• 29:27
  Speaker 10: are your thoughts on the two actors?
• 29:29
  Speaker 9: I really feel like Bernadette Peters needed to be in
• 29:32
  Speaker 9: more movies because I loved her so much.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: She was so adorable. Her voice is awesome.
• 29:37
  Speaker 9: Like, the most adorable person on the face of the earth.
• 29:40
  Speaker 12: Ever.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: The Jerk is a phenomenal movie.
• 29:42
  Speaker 10: Especially to be a comedy because comedies usually aren't that
• 29:45
  Speaker 10: great and get no respect.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: So that one is amazing especially for its time.
• 29:49
  Speaker 9: I just like her.
• 29:51
  Speaker 8: She was in a made for TV Fox movie I think.
• 29:54
  Speaker 8: She was in a Tom Cruise. I can't remember which
• 29:58
  Speaker 8: one it was. It was maybe Odysseus.
• 30:01
  Speaker 10: Probably. I mean, now she's huge on Broadway now. Like,
• 30:05
  Speaker 10: she's one of the biggest names on Broadway.
• 30:07
  Speaker 11: Because she's got that voice, like, singing voice. I know
• 30:09
  Speaker 11: she sings, like, really well.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: And the coolest fact of all, she was on The Animaniacs.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Was she? Yeah, she was Rita. Yeah. That's right.
• 30:18
  Speaker 8: I really wanted her to play Mrs. Lovett.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 30:21
  Speaker 8: Sweeney Todd.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: That would have been awesome.
• 30:23
  Speaker 10: She would have been perfect. Mostly because nobody wants to
• 30:27
  Speaker 10: see Hello, Mama. I used to love her back.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: In the day like Lady Jane, but now she's just...
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: It's overplayed at this point. Leave her out. She's the
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: same person.
• 30:35
  Speaker 10: I know.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And her forehead is massive. Well, that too.
• 30:41
  Speaker 8: I think they need a song and dance.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: Number?
• 30:44
  Speaker 10: Really? Yeah.
• 30:46
  Speaker 8: I think it's got to have a Disney movie feel.
• 30:47
  Speaker 8: If there's just been a little song. I agree.
• 30:49
  Speaker 9: I'm all for movies with songs.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: I could have seen it be a musical. They had
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: a musical interlude. We got the girl from Emojima.
• 30:58
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 30:59
  Speaker 10: As Crimebot Deluxe Buster 2000, whatever his name is. As
• 31:04
  Speaker 10: he's busting them, he gives.
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: Them some nice elevator music. Wait for the police to
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: show up.
• 31:10
  Speaker 21: Bye.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: Please enjoy some musical whatever. He's not a... Yeah, they
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: were a shrub.
• 31:16
  Speaker 8: He's a shrub.
• 31:16
  Speaker 10: He's a shrub.
• 31:17
  Speaker 9: That was cute.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's sad how much, how simple, yeah, this
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: stuff is.
• 31:22
  Speaker 10: I mean, it is like so like basic dorky level humor,
• 31:26
  Speaker 10: but at the same time, it kind of works.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Like there's moments you're like, oh, that was funny. He's
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: a tree. I get it.
• 31:32
  Speaker 10: You know, I mean. It's not the most sophisticated humor,
• 31:35
  Speaker 10: but then it sort of works.
• 31:37
  Speaker 8: On a level?
• 31:38
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 31:39
  Speaker 11: But yeah, that's definitely, like you say, it's like seeing
• 31:42
  Speaker 11: a four children's type movie.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: It totally kind of does.
• 31:47
  Speaker 11: But I think that their performances were good, but I
• 31:51
  Speaker 11: think we could have gotten more out of them if
• 31:53
  Speaker 11: it was longer.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: If there was more meat to the substance.
• 31:56
  Speaker 10: I definitely think they and cast characters could have been
• 31:59
  Speaker 10: fleshed out better.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: And they could have just had more to do. They
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: were walking. That's the entire movie. It's like the two towers.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: But anyway.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: Bam!
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: Nice, nice. Aside from the whatever Robobot.
• 32:12
  Speaker 9: Crime Buster Deluxe 9000. I mean, they didn't really have
• 32:21
  Speaker 9: too much conflict because, I mean, people were looking for
• 32:24
  Speaker 9: them and they sort of made that a conflict.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: But it was Randy Quaid. But it was like, we're
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: in a helicopter. They were looking for them to hurt them.
• 32:31
  Speaker 9: They were just going to take them back. And at
• 32:32
  Speaker 9: the end, they went back to their home anyway.
• 32:34
  Speaker 10: And this is where we learn nothing from the Wraith.
• 32:36
  Speaker 10: It's that Randy Quaid can't find a damn thing. He's
• 32:39
  Speaker 10: the worst at looking for anybody.
• 32:42
  Speaker 11: But you could tell this was before the whole Jerry
• 32:44
  Speaker 11: Bruckheimer got into it because in the early 90s, They
• 32:48
  Speaker 11: would have sent out task force to track these things
• 32:51
  Speaker 11: down or whatever. The Crime Buster 9 million would have
• 32:54
  Speaker 11: had Gatling guns and would have like decimated the landscape.
• 32:58
  Speaker 8: Angry black man in charge.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: Probably.
• 33:00
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 33:01
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: So it's kind of funny because it's also a sign
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: of the times. Like this is a.
• 33:06
  Speaker 11: Kind of antiseptic type movie. I mean, it's so simple.
• 33:10
  Speaker 11: It's so simple that I can almost see it being G-rated.
• 33:14
  Speaker 11: I mean, did they say, like... They throw in, like...
• 33:17
  Speaker 11: They have.
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: The sexual innuendo, I guess. Even that.
• 33:21
  Speaker 10: Even that's pretty subtle. In his quote of the guy
• 33:25
  Speaker 10: yelling at him at the beginning, he says, ass. Maybe
• 33:28
  Speaker 10: that's a PG right there.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I think they say that in, like,
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: Dora the Explorer.
• 33:32
  Speaker 10: Shrek's probably PG. But, I mean, it doesn't surprise me.
• 33:35
  Speaker 10: I mean, it is very... I mean, it's something you
• 33:38
  Speaker 10: could show to anybody. But, again, at the same time,
• 33:40
  Speaker 10: it has that weird effect.
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: Like, I remember, you.
• 33:43
  Speaker 11: Know, like I said, as a kid, like, it really
• 33:45
  Speaker 11: made me sad when they were... When the joke bought 9,000
• 33:49
  Speaker 11: or whatever. I don't know why they're all 9,000. But
• 33:51
  Speaker 11: after when he exchanged his power source for... that was
• 33:55
  Speaker 11: sweet yeah like i thought that was like awesome when
• 33:58
  Speaker 11: i was a kid like but no because he's gonna
• 34:00
  Speaker 11: die after you do that like i still oh my
• 34:02
  Speaker 11: god i can mess with me.
• 34:04
  Speaker 10: Actually now i think it was more impressive like i
• 34:06
  Speaker 10: was watching it going this is like i mean again
• 34:09
  Speaker 10: for me well yeah for a silly movie like i
• 34:12
  Speaker 10: started to get sad when it looked like they were
• 34:14
  Speaker 10: just gonna leave him out there yeah seriously he's just
• 34:17
  Speaker 10: gonna sit there and rust.
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah he's gonna wander around the wilderness but then.
• 34:20
  Speaker 14: Like two seconds later randy quaid and his buddy show
• 34:23
  Speaker 14: up and they're like oh just load him up.
• 34:25
  Speaker 10: Yeah but yeah it does have that like the heavier.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: Themes of like he's you know sacrificing.
• 34:31
  Speaker 10: Himself for the one that he loves like that's that's
• 34:34
  Speaker 10: huge you know that's to be thrown in this weird,
• 34:37
  Speaker 10: simple little movie about robots. Yeah, for robots to do that,
• 34:40
  Speaker 10: who don't and shouldn't be able to feel, that's a
• 34:43
  Speaker 10: cool theme, and that's something cool going down right there.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It was awesome.
• 34:49
  Speaker 9: I kind of feel like children's movies need to have
• 34:52
  Speaker 9: quasi-adult themes anyway.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 34:55
  Speaker 10: They need to be confronted with heavy stuff like that.
• 34:59
  Speaker 10: Everything is so soft and non-threatening nowadays.
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: Back to Iron Giant. Right. Iron Giant's awesome.
• 35:07
  Speaker 9: Movies about robots, if you have children, way of life.
• 35:10
  Speaker 10: Definitely.
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: Life lessons. Robots. Robots. Robots. It's a whole different thing.
• 35:21
  Speaker 9: I just don't feel like I don't feel like kids
• 35:24
  Speaker 9: learn anything from Barney and things like that.
• 35:26
  Speaker 8: Lessons about friendship.
• 35:27
  Speaker 9: Who gives a fuck about that?
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: Everybody knows about friendship. Everyone has friends. Those are things
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: you're supposed.
• 35:31
  Speaker 8: To learn on your own.
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 35:33
  Speaker 10: Well, I mean, it works for the first couple of years.
• 35:36
  Speaker 10: But once they hit a point, I mean, you need
• 35:38
  Speaker 10: to start.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: Throwing a little reality at them.
• 35:41
  Speaker 9: I think it works when kids reach their spitting and
• 35:44
  Speaker 9: biting phase.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: Then it's time to show them a little horror in
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: the world. Exactly. Put them in their damn place. It's
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: not going to kill them.
• 35:50
  Speaker 10: It'll only make them stronger or scar them for life,
• 35:52
  Speaker 10: and they'll never come out of their shell or do anything.
• 35:54
  Speaker 10: Even if it scars them for life. Sometimes those are
• 35:56
  Speaker 10: scars you need. Sometimes that's how you learn to function.
• 36:00
  Speaker 11: We've all been scarred in one way or another when
• 36:02
  Speaker 11: we were a child because of that situation or that
• 36:04
  Speaker 11: movie maybe we shouldn't have seen. But stuff like that
• 36:07
  Speaker 11: hasn't killed any of us. Maybe jaded, sure, but that's
• 36:10
  Speaker 11: just personality building. I wouldn't be this great person I
• 36:13
  Speaker 11: am today if I hadn't seen such jaded people. Jaded
• 36:16
  Speaker 11: movies that I saw when I was younger.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: Thank you very much for that, by the way.
• 36:21
  Speaker 9: I don't think simple kids' movies really changed me in
• 36:25
  Speaker 9: any way when I was little, but It, the movie It.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah.
• 36:29
  Speaker 9: Clowns and sewage drains.
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: Seriously. As well you should be in both cases. You
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: should be leering of both of them.
• 36:35
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 36:36
  Speaker 8: It never scared me. Killer Clowns from Outer Space scared
• 36:38
  Speaker 8: the shit out of me.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: I don't think kids are supposed to watch that. Yeah,
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: I'm like five years old watching it with my phone. Dad,
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: why don't you watch it with me? Why don't you
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: watch that? That explains a lot.
• 36:50
  Speaker 7: Okay, let's go.
• 36:50
  Speaker 12: Yep.
• 36:52
  Speaker 9: On a random side note, which I'm now famous for,
• 36:56
  Speaker 9: I went to Zaxby's for lunch yesterday, and they had clowns,
• 36:59
  Speaker 9: and children don't like clowns.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: No.
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: They don't like clowns. They never have.
• 37:03
  Speaker 9: These clowns are just, they're these two old dudes, like
• 37:06
  Speaker 9: in clown makeup.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: They smell like Marlboro Reds. Yeah, really.
• 37:08
  Speaker 8: One was a clown doctor, and the other was just
• 37:10
  Speaker 8: a hobo clown.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: Hobo clowns are not funny.
• 37:13
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: None of them are clown-less.
• 37:15
  Speaker 9: They were making balloon animals, and all these kids were
• 37:17
  Speaker 9: just like.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: What the fuck is wrong with you? Please get away
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: from me. I do not want to sit in your way.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 37:21
  Speaker 9: They were entertaining themselves. It was really kind of like
• 37:25
  Speaker 9: really sad to watch. It was really sad to watch. Actually,
• 37:28
  Speaker 9: the employees, like the teenage girl employees were so excited.
• 37:31
  Speaker 9: I'm like, wow, your job must really blow.
• 37:33
  Speaker 8: Right? If I were to do Zaxby's or any fast
• 37:36
  Speaker 8: food restaurant in some clown show, that would be exciting.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: This is sad.
• 37:41
  Speaker 11: But like as far as movies that kind of scarred me, Poltergeist.
• 37:44
  Speaker 11: I should have, I was so too young to watch
• 37:47
  Speaker 11: that movie.
• 37:47
  Speaker 9: Yep.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: And it really messed me up.
• 37:50
  Speaker 11: But I mean, I have dealt with, you know, living
• 37:53
  Speaker 11: in what I thought, which seems like a haunted house
• 37:56
  Speaker 11: for years or whatever. And, you know, supernatural is really interesting.
• 38:01
  Speaker 11: It didn't do anything really perk my interest as I
• 38:03
  Speaker 11: got older. It's not something that totally jaded me. to
• 38:07
  Speaker 11: where I can't function in the world. So any bit
• 38:10
  Speaker 11: of reality you can throw kids, I think, is good.
• 38:12
  Speaker 11: You know, not the younger the better. Of course, you've
• 38:14
  Speaker 11: got to judge accordingly.
• 38:15
  Speaker 8: Don't trust America to judge accordingly.
• 38:19
  Speaker 10: Judge accordingly equals parenting, which most people do not want
• 38:22
  Speaker 10: to do at all.
• 38:23
  Speaker 9: Isn't that what they pay the public school systems to do?
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, obviously these days.
• 38:28
  Speaker 11: But it's just like, you know, it's kind of like
• 38:31
  Speaker 11: Barney and Dora and, you know, A lot of whatever's
• 38:35
  Speaker 11: on Nickelodeon or whatever is so just, yet again, antiseptic
• 38:40
  Speaker 11: and no one's really dealing with any things. Yet, any
• 38:43
  Speaker 11: kid can go into the next newest Michael Bay movie
• 38:46
  Speaker 11: and see shit blowing up everywhere and cuss words being thrown.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: Around ad nauseum. More so. And that's apparently nothing.
• 38:53
  Speaker 10: That's... you know and you can see that even not
• 38:55
  Speaker 10: taking the entertainment world into effect i mean you raise
• 38:58
  Speaker 10: this kid on barney and dora and then you send
• 39:01
  Speaker 10: them to school the first day where he's getting beat
• 39:02
  Speaker 10: and they're getting yeah like knifed and buying drugs in
• 39:05
  Speaker 10: the hallway i mean like that's not the real world
• 39:07
  Speaker 10: we need a level of.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: Transition to take us to the real world i like.
• 39:11
  Speaker 11: My family odd parents that's good it's a good cartoon
• 39:14
  Speaker 11: it's not for mindless.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: Kids warping children's minds.
• 39:18
  Speaker 11: But i think funny that like bringing that up i
• 39:21
  Speaker 11: almost think that heart beeps could be redone with more
• 39:24
  Speaker 11: adult things in it i actually think it could I
• 39:27
  Speaker 11: don't want to see the robo-owner, but I think if.
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: They did it now.
• 39:32
  Speaker 10: Would it be transforming?
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: Let's go.
• 39:38
  Speaker 10: But I think if they did it now, they would
• 39:40
  Speaker 10: totally screw it up like they do with all of these,
• 39:43
  Speaker 10: but I'm saying I think that's what's cool about this
• 39:45
  Speaker 10: is that it had all these elements of like life
• 39:48
  Speaker 10: and death and like you know loving your family and
• 39:51
  Speaker 10: teaching and the next generation and I think all of
• 39:55
  Speaker 10: that would be gone and it would just be.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: Special effects and stupid kiddified you know bullshit.
• 40:01
  Speaker 10: God we'll be friends to the end this movie is
• 40:05
  Speaker 10: just long enough for kids attention spans just to catch
• 40:08
  Speaker 10: it and be like oh yeah that's why it really
• 40:10
  Speaker 10: feels like a Disney movie it does.
• 40:13
  Speaker 8: I didn't see it as a child because I was
• 40:16
  Speaker 8: born in 96, so I got like labyrinth.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: That's no excuse. Ooh, but that's good though. That's damn good.
• 40:21
  Speaker 8: That's my winning points.
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: You should go back in time and watch it. Yeah.
• 40:26
  Speaker 8: Like it now i'll probably watch it again i mean i'm.
• 40:28
  Speaker 10: Just gonna wait for the sequel i mean robo robot
• 40:31
  Speaker 10: bastard 9000 with randy quaid yeah he's still doing anything
• 40:37
  Speaker 10: yeah he'd be a trailer in nevada poor.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: Randy i feel like this sequel is going to be
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: a little bit more intense yeah In space.
• 40:47
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: God.
• 40:49
  Speaker 11: Well, of course, it's, like, funny it's another one of those.
• 40:51
  Speaker 11: This was the 80s version of the future.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was the least futuristic future. I know. There's
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: another one of those. I don't think what it was.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: I just, there's a lot of movies that, like, do
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: this super futuristic world, but this is not one of them. Well,
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: Death Race 2000 was hilarious because their vision of the
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: future was, like, But at least it was, like, a
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: weird 70s version of the future. Like, this was just, like, normal. Like,
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: other than the bag of beer, like, in the future
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: they have pickup trucks. Yeah, like old fitness pickup trucks.
• 41:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: What was that about? I was like, this is normal.
• 41:22
  Speaker 8: The only super future car was Crime Buster 3.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty much. All the rest of them were just...
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: They had this little slant front. They were like wedges.
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: You know, this.
• 41:32
  Speaker 9: Movie was accurate about the future because there was Lady
• 41:35
  Speaker 9: Gaga in this movie.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: That bitch was in this movie. She looked exactly like her.
• 41:40
  Speaker 10: As soon as I saw her, There's some weird chick
• 41:43
  Speaker 10: at the party that they go to, which is that
• 41:46
  Speaker 10: they bust into a party in the middle of this movie.
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's Lady Gaga. As soon as I saw her,
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: I was like, holy shit.
• 41:52
  Speaker 8: I mean, her nose, her hair, her haircut.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: I mean, the whole look. Except she had pants.
• 41:59
  Speaker 9: But, you know, that was the only thing.
• 42:01
  Speaker 10: Which makes me think, did little Lady Gaga watch this
• 42:03
  Speaker 10: movie growing up and be.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: Like, that girl, that girl right there.
• 42:06
  Speaker 11: Someone needs to tweet her and be like, watch Heartbeats,
• 42:09
  Speaker 11: you're in a bitch.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: Banana daiquiri. No, just be like, you stole your look.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: I did not order this. You stole your look from Heartbeats.
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: Banana daiquiri. Your look is so 1981.
• 42:21
  Speaker 9: We'll know if Lady Gaga's next single is called, like,
• 42:26
  Speaker 9: Banana Daiquiri. Or even heartbeats.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: Or she comes out dressed like a robot.
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: She goes to the grocery dressed like a robot.
• 42:37
  Speaker 9: She has songs that talk about disco sticks or something,
• 42:40
  Speaker 9: which makes me think of Roboner.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: The infamous Roboner.
• 42:45
  Speaker 11: Except a glowing Roboner. Disco stick is a glowing Roboner.
• 42:49
  Speaker 11: There's oscillation going on.
• 42:51
  Speaker 9: I mean, when I think disco stick, I just think
• 42:54
  Speaker 9: of some like... ambiguously gay like club kid in a
• 42:59
  Speaker 9: pink fishnet shirt with like glow sticks in his mouth.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: Macaulay Culkin?
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:03
  Speaker 9: Party monster stuff.
• 43:04
  Speaker 10: He is a party monster. Yeah, he's banging Mealy Kunis.
• 43:09
  Speaker 10: Mealy Kunis.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: Mealy Kunis. Punk rock tribute to Lady Gaga. Really? That'd
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: be tight. That's incredible. They went through costume changes and stuff.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: Awesome.
• 43:21
  Speaker 8: Is there a Kermit outfit?
• 43:23
  Speaker 10: Huh?
• 43:23
  Speaker 8: Is there a Kermit outfit?
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: She showed me Lady Gaga wearing Kermits. That's creepy. A
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: lot of them.
• 43:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah, multiple Kermits.
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was insane.
• 43:31
  Speaker 14: They had weird glowing wands that they were waving around.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:37
  Speaker 9: I was hanging out with a friend the other day
• 43:40
  Speaker 9: and it was probably about 12 30 and she was
• 43:42
  Speaker 9: like oh my god why is my dad texting me
• 43:44
  Speaker 9: the lyrics to poker face.
• 43:47
  Speaker 11: Oh get out of here because your father has been
• 43:49
  Speaker 11: gay your whole life and he's just now coming out
• 43:52
  Speaker 11: i was.
• 43:54
  Speaker 9: Like wow i mean i guess everyone i don't know
• 43:57
  Speaker 9: if it's just her but it seems like a lot
• 43:59
  Speaker 9: of Older people know about Lady Gaga.
• 44:02
  Speaker 10: My dad.
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: She's pretty mainstream.
• 44:04
  Speaker 20: At this point.
• 44:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I know she's mainstream, but it's just like.
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: Re-referenced.
• 44:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah, my dad's like the most country person in the world.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: And manly man, you know. Yeah, he's like motorcycle. Yes.
• 44:14
  Speaker 8: And I'm talking about Lady Gaga, and he's like, I
• 44:16
  Speaker 8: really like her.
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: I like her music.
• 44:19
  Speaker 8: She's just so sweet.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Just be like, ah, you know, never mind. I'm
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: not even going to go there, Dad. I was like,
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: all right, I agree with you.
• 44:26
  Speaker 8: I like her too, but that's weird. Yeah. I might
• 44:29
  Speaker 8: stop liking her.
• 44:30
  Speaker 9: I mean, it's really strange how I don't listen to
• 44:34
  Speaker 9: pop music at all unless it's like, I don't know,
• 44:36
  Speaker 9: European pop music or something totally stupid. But like, I
• 44:40
  Speaker 9: kind of like Lady Gaga and most people do, which
• 44:42
  Speaker 9: is weird that she's kind of like.
• 44:43
  Speaker 8: She's just weird enough.
• 44:45
  Speaker 11: Choo, choo, choo.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Or people. Or people. I'm sorry.
• 44:50
  Speaker 11: I don't like Lady Gaga, but the fact we're talking
• 44:53
  Speaker 11: about her a lot right now, I'm kind of having problems.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, Lord help us.
• 44:57
  Speaker 9: Okay, I'm going to work on that Adderall. Getting that
• 45:03
  Speaker 9: Adderall stuff. Okay.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: Robots. So, my question.
• 45:09
  Speaker 10: I'm almost in almost all I can say about Harley, so.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: Well, I was going to ask more, like, we get these, like,
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: right off the bat, we get these robots with emotions.
• 45:18
  Speaker 10: I mean, we get robots that are afraid of things
• 45:20
  Speaker 10: and robots that are.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: starting to have feelings for each other. So, I mean,
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: is that... What are your thoughts on robots having emotions?
• 45:28
  Speaker 9: That's every robot movie ever made.
• 45:30
  Speaker 12: It is.
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: It's the quintessential, like... Robot thing.
• 45:33
  Speaker 11: Yeah, robot thing. Which, I love robots. Everyone knows this.
• 45:37
  Speaker 11: And that's, of course, one of the themes that is
• 45:39
  Speaker 11: always cool. The coolest about robots is making artificial intelligence
• 45:44
  Speaker 11: and does it have a soul and can it feel?
• 45:46
  Speaker 11: Those are always the questions that if you're ever going
• 45:48
  Speaker 11: to make a robot about movies... you have to kind
• 45:51
  Speaker 11: of have that in there.
• 45:52
  Speaker 10: Otherwise it's just about death machines or whatever, because you know,
• 45:56
  Speaker 10: they will kill us one day.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: So that was my thing.
• 45:59
  Speaker 10: Like as we crossed the line into the heavy duty
• 46:02
  Speaker 10: artificial life, I mean, if we get to that point,
• 46:05
  Speaker 10: what comes with that? I mean, is it like when
• 46:07
  Speaker 10: we get to these brains that can process, you know,
• 46:09
  Speaker 10: these mechanical brains that can process all this stuff? I mean, that's,
• 46:13
  Speaker 10: Essentially what our brain does. It's a computer, so does
• 46:19
  Speaker 10: that come with being able to process that?
• 46:23
  Speaker 9: Not to be overly philosophical about this, but I really
• 46:28
  Speaker 9: think that that's a common theme in not just robots,
• 46:31
  Speaker 9: but any.
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: Any sentient... It just goes.
• 46:35
  Speaker 9: Down to people wondering... like what, you know, they understand
• 46:40
  Speaker 9: how life is created, but they don't understand what causes emotions. And,
• 46:45
  Speaker 9: you know, they can create something that acts and looks
• 46:47
  Speaker 9: and behaves human, but I think it's just like a
• 46:51
  Speaker 9: really basic, like.
• 46:53
  Speaker 11: A lot of humans have problems with that.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: That's like the infancy of science fiction. That was Frankenstein.
• 46:59
  Speaker 10: It was creating something and then not understanding what to
• 47:02
  Speaker 10: do with it or what makes it alive and.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: This is sort of the same thing. If you've got.
• 47:08
  Speaker 10: Machines that get that complex, is there a level that
• 47:11
  Speaker 10: they can process something? Again, that's sort of what our
• 47:14
  Speaker 10: brain does. It's processing things. Is there a point where
• 47:19
  Speaker 10: what we process as emotions becomes some sort of mathematical process?
• 47:24
  Speaker 10: Is it something that Can be boiled down to a
• 47:27
  Speaker 10: mathematical computation almost.
• 47:30
  Speaker 11: I am not a physics major. I don't really know
• 47:33
  Speaker 11: a whole lot about relative whatever.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: Or philosophical. Or philosophical whatever. It crosses both lines.
• 47:40
  Speaker 10: But what I like is it seems like with humans,
• 47:43
  Speaker 10: whenever we build something, anything.
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: we usually go in.
• 47:48
  Speaker 11: One direction and that's just like go go go go
• 47:50
  Speaker 11: go go you gotta do it out and like you
• 47:53
  Speaker 11: know even though it's not right and it's you know
• 47:56
  Speaker 11: against these laws and morality that doesn't stop us from
• 48:01
  Speaker 11: taking it there never so i think when it comes
• 48:03
  Speaker 11: to robotics i think the future is there's an inevitable
• 48:08
  Speaker 11: destination for where that's going to go like i think
• 48:11
  Speaker 11: that's Anything that can take in data and experience it
• 48:18
  Speaker 11: will inevitably somehow, by mathematical chaos equation, begin to question that.
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: And that, I think, is the spawning of what, why.
• 48:28
  Speaker 11: It's like the spawning of any of that when it
• 48:31
  Speaker 11: comes to robots or movies featuring robots feeling or whatever.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: I think it's just that question why. And I think
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: inevitably it will get there. Like, it just has to.
• 48:42
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, they're giving these computations that, you know,
• 48:45
  Speaker 10: the computers we're making now are getting close to exceeding
• 48:48
  Speaker 10: what the human brain can do.
• 48:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 48:50
  Speaker 10: And in 10 to 20, 30 years, it's going to
• 48:53
  Speaker 10: be a million.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: Times more powerful. So, I mean, how can it not
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: reach that level?
• 48:59
  Speaker 9: And also, I think a lot of these movies are
• 49:01
  Speaker 9: made as, like, a fun, like a fun.
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: Lighthearted way of looking.
• 49:06
  Speaker 10: Well, like....
• 49:10
  Speaker 9: Revealing the fear that everyone has always had about computers
• 49:13
  Speaker 9: as whether or not they can grow and change and
• 49:17
  Speaker 9: eventually process and, and. things that they're not programmed to do.
• 49:22
  Speaker 9: Robot uprising.
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you, it's inevitable, I feel. Most movies are
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: made by robots. That's right.
• 49:30
  Speaker 11: They have been sent back from the future.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: They're laying the groundwork. They're like, oh, no, look, we
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: can care. We're totally cool. We feel. Well, that was
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: my thing. Once we get comfortable with them and start building.
• 49:42
  Speaker 10: Them like a mass, then they turn on us.
• 49:46
  Speaker 11: But it's, you know, and I always love that. That's,
• 49:49
  Speaker 11: of course, one of the fundamental things that I love
• 49:51
  Speaker 11: about it. And it's still intriguing, no matter how many
• 49:53
  Speaker 11: times the tale can be told over and over again,
• 49:55
  Speaker 11: the tale of robots feeling is always awesome.
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: It's always interesting. I'm always on board for it.
• 50:01
  Speaker 10: Again, I think it's a much bigger question. And it's
• 50:05
  Speaker 10: funny that this one ties in all of those. It's
• 50:06
  Speaker 10: like the robots feeling thing, but then it ties in.
• 50:09
  Speaker 10: the basic, like, human lessons of the life and death
• 50:13
  Speaker 10: and of just actually.
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: Just being a couple.
• 50:15
  Speaker 10: They do more bickering in this movie as a couple
• 50:18
  Speaker 10: than a lot of human, you know, stupid comedies do.
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: So it's like they actually get that part of it
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: kind of right.
• 50:24
  Speaker 8: It plays well into, like, their little journey.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: Bill!
• 50:29
  Speaker 7: Where are you?
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: Aqua, I assumed you were watching the fill unit.
• 50:36
  Speaker 16: In the future, please devote additional concentration on this simple task.
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: Incorrect.
• 50:42
  Speaker 8: Task is not simple.
• 50:45
  Speaker 10: I advise you to share this responsibility as it is
• 50:47
  Speaker 10: surprisingly energy draining.
• 50:49
  Speaker 9: Do you agree?
• 50:50
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: It really does.
• 50:52
  Speaker 8: It's distracting from what they're doing.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:54
  Speaker 10: I mean, it ties that in pretty well. Again, more
• 50:57
  Speaker 10: than you would expect this kind of movie to do.
• 50:59
  Speaker 10: It sort of addresses a lot of these bigger issues.
• 51:02
  Speaker 10: But at the same time, not. I mean, it leaves
• 51:04
  Speaker 10: it such a simple tale and so lighthearted. And it doesn't, like,
• 51:07
  Speaker 10: focus on it or, like, dwell on it. It just
• 51:10
  Speaker 10: puts it out there. I think 90% of people don't
• 51:12
  Speaker 10: even notice that. They're just like, huh, look at them
• 51:14
  Speaker 10: goofy robots.
• 51:15
  Speaker 11: Like the moment that was cool when they're, like, looking
• 51:18
  Speaker 11: through the junk or whatever. And I can't remember what
• 51:20
  Speaker 11: she says, but he's like, she's looking through junk and
• 51:23
  Speaker 11: he's looking through junk and he looks over at her.
• 51:25
  Speaker 11: And then goes and pulls her over to him. And
• 51:28
  Speaker 11: then they both start looking through junk together. That moment
• 51:31
  Speaker 11: was awesome.
• 51:32
  Speaker 8: He reiterated something she had said to him earlier.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 51:36
  Speaker 10: It's a very couple thing to do. It's like you're
• 51:38
  Speaker 10: using their words towards them.
• 51:40
  Speaker 8: I will be.
• 51:41
  Speaker 11: Okay if you give me all the information. Talk to
• 51:44
  Speaker 11: me and I'll be okay. If you keep me out
• 51:45
  Speaker 11: of the loop, I won't be okay. And he threw
• 51:48
  Speaker 11: it back at her.
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: And then they're like, oh. That's awesome. That was an
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: awesome moment.
• 51:53
  Speaker 10: Again, it's an accurate couple situation. They do a good
• 51:58
  Speaker 10: job of presenting them as a couple. They don't beat
• 52:00
  Speaker 10: you over the head with it like they would nowadays.
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: It's just subtle. In an Ashton Kutcher movie. Jesus Christ.
• 52:07
  Speaker 8: Him and Katherine Heigl's in a new one.
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: He's an assassin? I don't buy it. He's Ashton Kutcher.
• 52:14
  Speaker 9: They should just stop making movies.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: No, don't say that.
• 52:19
  Speaker 9: No, no, no, just Ashton Kutcher movies.
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: That's what I meant.
• 52:24
  Speaker 9: I mean, Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl should stop making movies.
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: I'm fine with both of them. Please stop making movies,
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: both of them.
• 52:29
  Speaker 9: Oh, I thought you were going to say you're fine
• 52:30
  Speaker 9: with both of them. No, no, no.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: They could actually die.
• 52:33
  Speaker 9: I'm kind of like the Katherine Heigl of real life, though.
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: Mine's the happy ending. I don't like Katherine Heigl. I
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: don't even know why. I just don't like her.
• 52:39
  Speaker 8: I liked her in Roswell.
• 52:42
  Speaker 9: I liked her in that movie, Wish Upon a Star.
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: That was really good.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Whatever.
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: She's no Daniel Harris.
• 52:49
  Speaker 9: Daniel Harris was pretty awesome.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: She said short. Daniel Harris is awesome.
• 52:55
  Speaker 10: So the other thing I wanted to go into is
• 52:57
  Speaker 10: just the look of these characters. So what are your
• 53:00
  Speaker 10: thoughts on the visual look of mostly our main two characters?
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: Stan Winston did a good job. Kind of, but... The
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: eyes weren't good.
• 53:09
  Speaker 10: Well, yeah.
• 53:10
  Speaker 9: I think Val's character, which was played by Andy Kaufman,
• 53:13
  Speaker 9: was a more believable robot. She just kind of looked
• 53:16
  Speaker 9: like she had some crazy gold makeup on.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 53:20
  Speaker 10: I mean, to me, I think we got several people
• 53:23
  Speaker 10: that would, you know, send things back via Twitter. I
• 53:26
  Speaker 10: won't say how they did it because Roger will freak out.
• 53:28
  Speaker 10: But a lot of them were just like, yeah, that
• 53:30
  Speaker 10: movie really creeped me out. And a lot of people
• 53:32
  Speaker 10: use that. And then I started asking people, did it
• 53:35
  Speaker 10: creep you out? A lot of people had that reaction
• 53:38
  Speaker 10: to the look. And I kind of see it like
• 53:40
  Speaker 10: looking at it now. It's a really weird look.
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: What was that Robin Williams robot? The Bicentennial Man. It's
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: the same look.
• 53:49
  Speaker 10: It's exactly the same look.
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: It didn't freak.
• 53:51
  Speaker 8: Me out as much because it was just all gray.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah. This one, it's the weird, yeah, the shiny makeup.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: But I don't know.
• 53:58
  Speaker 10: I started thinking it's almost like this movie works the
• 54:02
  Speaker 10: uncanny valley theory in reverse.
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: Do you know?
• 54:05
  Speaker 10: I mean, at this point, animation brings it up all
• 54:08
  Speaker 10: the time. But it actually was based on robotics. It's
• 54:11
  Speaker 10: based on like in this 1970, I think they threw
• 54:14
  Speaker 10: out this theory that The way that people respond to robots,
• 54:18
  Speaker 10: it goes, they have this whole chart, and it's like,
• 54:21
  Speaker 10: people like robots when it's a box, they like them
• 54:24
  Speaker 10: this much. When they start making them with arms and legs,
• 54:26
  Speaker 10: it shoots up, and they're like, oh, it looks kind
• 54:28
  Speaker 10: of like a person.
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: It's great. And then it hits that.
• 54:31
  Speaker 10: Point when they're a little too close, and it creeps
• 54:34
  Speaker 10: us the fuck out. And it's this shoot, and it
• 54:37
  Speaker 10: just takes a nosedive, and that becomes the uncanny valley
• 54:40
  Speaker 10: in this little project that they have.
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: So to me.
• 54:43
  Speaker 10: This is so weird because it falls into that same category,
• 54:46
  Speaker 10: but it's working backwards. It's like we're taking human beings...
• 54:51
  Speaker 10: making them look like robots. And the more we make
• 54:53
  Speaker 10: them look like robots, the more they kind of backslide
• 54:56
  Speaker 10: into this uncanny valley.
• 54:57
  Speaker 11: Well, it's like the new robot. I can't remember Japanese.
• 55:01
  Speaker 11: They just developed it. That dude who made a robot
• 55:04
  Speaker 11: companion that looks like him was frightening, but the new
• 55:07
  Speaker 11: robot that they designed to look like this woman, it's.
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: Really messed up because it looks like her.
• 55:16
  Speaker 11: It's exactly to where the minute facial movements and ticks
• 55:20
  Speaker 11: that she has, It mimics.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: It's too close. It's just like, yeah, that's, that's what
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: freaks us out. It's too close.
• 55:26
  Speaker 10: And, and, I think that, I mean, this isn't that realistic,
• 55:29
  Speaker 10: but it's just realistic enough that it looks weird.
• 55:32
  Speaker 8: If I had seen it as a child, it probably
• 55:34
  Speaker 8: would have freaked me out.
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: I mean, that's... It's close enough. Close enough. That's the thing.
• 55:39
  Speaker 10: If they looked like the baby robot, you'd be like,
• 55:41
  Speaker 10: this is a great story. It's the fact that they
• 55:45
  Speaker 10: get so close to being humanoid, you know, pretty close
• 55:48
  Speaker 10: to actual humans, but it's just weird enough that they're plasticky,
• 55:52
  Speaker 10: and they creep you out.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: It's a weird look to it.
• 55:55
  Speaker 8: Her makeup was really well done. Like... You can see
• 55:57
  Speaker 8: where the eye holes were because there's obviously a plastic
• 56:00
  Speaker 8: mask or not.
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: But his.
• 56:02
  Speaker 8: There was like a space right here which really freaked
• 56:05
  Speaker 8: me out.
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: It was really big. Because his... I mean, his face
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: didn't stick out that far. It was a big piece of.
• 56:11
  Speaker 9: It reminded me of a ventriloquist dummy.
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:13
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: Which are very creepy for that very reason.
• 56:17
  Speaker 10: For that same reason that they're like little weird people
• 56:20
  Speaker 10: but they're not and they creep you the fuck out
• 56:22
  Speaker 10: and that's... Yeah, I think that's what this.
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: It'll come to.
• 56:24
  Speaker 8: Life in 19... The fact that Jokebot was sitting on
• 56:26
  Speaker 8: top of it.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: a crate.
• 56:28
  Speaker 10: Yeah that's right kind of yeah I didn't even he
• 56:32
  Speaker 10: had treads it was cool I'm.
• 56:32
  Speaker 15: Comfortable with my Johnny Fives and yeah see those and
• 56:36
  Speaker 15: Philco and Wally yeah exactly they're humanoid they have heads
• 56:41
  Speaker 15: and arms and they're cute.
• 56:43
  Speaker 10: And that's why we like them but they're obviously a
• 56:46
  Speaker 10: robot it's not trying to be a person it's just
• 56:48
  Speaker 10: sort of shaped like a person and that's what we
• 56:50
  Speaker 10: like we don't like.
• 56:51
  Speaker 11: It I don't like it and personally I don't really
• 56:54
  Speaker 11: like it going there of course you know like people
• 56:57
  Speaker 11: are going there with it but it's like yeah give
• 56:59
  Speaker 11: me the Nismo robot you know something that dances and
• 57:03
  Speaker 11: it's like has glowing blue eyes that's cool that's soothing
• 57:06
  Speaker 11: it's not fucking creepy as hell it's gonna choke us
• 57:10
  Speaker 11: one day oh they all will yeah we're gonna.
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: Die there's a book it's called.
• 57:15
  Speaker 9: How to Survive a Robot Uprising.
• 57:17
  Speaker 22: Nice explosives get lots of explosives all I want to
• 57:21
  Speaker 22: know is if all these machines learn how to feel
• 57:24
  Speaker 22: call the Jedi Will Skynet not blow us up because
• 57:27
  Speaker 22: he realizes.
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: It'll be sad? He doesn't get sad. He only gets mad.
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: But maybe he didn't get that far into it.
• 57:33
  Speaker 10: Maybe if you give him a little longer before he
• 57:36
  Speaker 10: blows shit up, maybe if he just has a little
• 57:37
  Speaker 10: longer to finally finish processing his emotions, he'll be like.
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, but I'll blow up bunnies and kitties too.
• 57:44
  Speaker 11: That's the thing that kills me is like, what's the
• 57:46
  Speaker 11: morality compass for a robot that learns.
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: hate and love.
• 57:49
  Speaker 10: Equally yeah like well i think the biggest message rabbits
• 57:53
  Speaker 10: what the fuck rabbits have to do with me well
• 57:55
  Speaker 10: i think what's the biggest well that's what was cool
• 57:58
  Speaker 10: about filko he loved he loved little animals he kept
• 58:00
  Speaker 10: chasing him around trying to figure him out again trying
• 58:02
  Speaker 10: to understand life and that's what it all is.
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah he did try to play with the bear yeah
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: bears are cool.
• 58:10
  Speaker 9: Did it have internet movie database whether or not that
• 58:14
  Speaker 9: was Bart the Bear? He was like the bear.
• 58:16
  Speaker 8: In every movie.
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: He wasn't everything at that point. He's the only one
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: that didn't maul its trainers. He only mauled three kids. Yeah.
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: As opposed to the 13 of them. No, he was
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: a genius. He mauled those. He probably didn't maul. That's
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: what I'm saying. He mauled way less kids than most bears.
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: More like pill monkey than other bears.
• 58:37
  Speaker 10: I don't think he gives a cast for the bear.
• 58:42
  Speaker 10: Or the raccoon, really, which was one ugly dog. He
• 58:46
  Speaker 10: was one ugly dog.
• 58:47
  Speaker 8: I wish the humans were more.
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: The junkyard? They were so minute that it's like.
• 58:54
  Speaker 8: Because it could have delved into their relationship with the
• 58:58
  Speaker 8: robots a little bit at the end, maybe.
• 58:59
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 59:00
  Speaker 10: Because they were super techno nerds and lived in a
• 59:02
  Speaker 10: junkyard and knew the lingo.
• 59:04
  Speaker 8: She had a lot of belts on.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: Like little packs and stuff. You know, the robot styling. Deathbot9000,
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: whatever his name was. Crankbuster dogs. He had kind of
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: a Dalek. Yeah, he did look like a Dalek. Yeah,
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: he did. And the fact that he was going around
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: blowing up rabbits. Yeah, pretty much.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: He was just pure hate. Exterminate.
• 59:25
  Speaker 8: That's too sad.
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: Dialects were awesome.
• 59:28
  Speaker 8: I like that at the beginning of the movie when
• 59:29
  Speaker 8: he blew up the trunk was the exact same footage
• 59:32
  Speaker 8: that he used at the end of the movie when
• 59:34
  Speaker 8: he was in the woods.
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Hey, explosions are pricey.
• 59:37
  Speaker 10: You gotta conserve.
• 59:40
  Speaker 9: Recycle, reduce, reuse.
• 59:42
  Speaker 10: Reuse.
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: Your explosion.
• 59:45
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: Now that's conservation I can get by.
• 59:48
  Speaker 9: It's not as bad as the Leap footage in Night
• 59:51
  Speaker 9: of the Leapist. As long as no movie recycles their footage.
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: As much as they did. That movie's awesome. I don't
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: know what you're talking about. That's why I fell asleep.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 8: You know they have the Leapist, right?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 9: Yeah. my grandpa built this set and I still didn't
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 9: want to watch that.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 10: Movie well I did I don't care what anybody said
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 10: but they did say it's been way too much time
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 10: watching bunny rabbits run in.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: Slow motion yeah.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 14: Isn't the recycling thing like kind of a signature Roger Corman.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 10: It reminds me of just like Hanna-Barbera like Fred Flintstone
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 10: running past the same table and chair a thousand times
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 10: I think it's also.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 8: So long that's that one scene where Daphne lost her pantyhose.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 10: Yeah whoa what kind of party is this no i
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 10: think yeah roger corman usually probably recycled the sets over
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 10: and over i think you did see those things pop
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 10: up in the.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: Same thing but yeah and actors and.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 14: Bikes from uh death race 2000 that were in uh
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 14: whatever the one was called night riders yeah yeah yeah the.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 10: Entire backdrop when they shot uh the one with jack
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  Speaker 10: nicholson where they just like we've got this set for
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 10: three more days.
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  Speaker 4: Let's make a movie. Let's make a movie. So yeah,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: he's sort of known for that sort of behavior. I
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: wish it was still that simple.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 10: I like one of the robots had a 2600 joystick
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 10: on the side.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's pretty cool. I can't remember which one. Or
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: maybe that was the test equipment when they were testing the...
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: Philco had the nice cassette player. Wasn't that a Philco?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 10: I assume that was where they stole the name.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: I mean, that is like an old radio, isn't it?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 8: Probably third, fourth cousin removed.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: Probably.
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  Speaker 9: Yikes.
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  Speaker 10: Kind of looks like Molly. I'll say watch it. If
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 10: you haven't seen it, I will give it my thumbs up.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: I enjoyed it. I definitely did. It was a good
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: little time.
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  Speaker 10: I guess, but it's like I almost have to throw
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 10: a warning out there that, I mean, as much as
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 10: we got out of it, I can see a lot
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 10: of people just being like, this is stupid.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: Well, it's because people are jaded as hell.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 10: They are.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 9: I don't think it was stupid. stupid i mean there
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 9: wasn't a lot of content to it but it was
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 9: an enjoyable.
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  Speaker 4: But a lot of i can see a lot of
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: people oh i can see everybody hating it.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 10: Yeah i can see a lot of like normal people
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 10: that aren't into like any specific that just turn on
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 10: a movie just being like this is dumb why are
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 10: these robots walking around.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 9: Who only watch like michael bay's movies listen to this podcast.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: No okay you don't know but.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 10: That doesn't mean that everybody listening likes the exact same
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 10: movie so if you you know you don't necessarily have
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 10: enough patience to sit and watch robots walk around in.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: The woods all day you might be in trouble in
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: this movie But if you like seeing... Your life is
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: too exciting.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 10: If you like to see a big, you know, four-wheel
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 10: drive robot rolling through singing America the Beautiful and blowing
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 10: shit up, this is for you.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: Because that scene is awesome. It is awesome. He's patriotic.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: And you know he's patriotic because he blows shit up.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 10: That's what America's all about. Keep in mind, we'll make
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 10: as much fun of Heart Beeps as we want. It
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 10: was nominated for an Academy Award.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 10: They were nominated for Best Makeup for Stan Winston. It
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 10: was the same year as American Werewolf in London, so
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 10: they lost. But they basically created it that year. There
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 10: was no category up until American Werewolf in London came out.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 10: They created the whole category for basically that movie. And
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 10: then they were just like, oh, this was pretty cool too,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 10: but there's no way in hell you're going to win.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: It's just kind of true. Oh, Lord. We did get
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: a little feedback on this. Oh, my God. Feedback, yes.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: It is time for your two cents on heartbeats. So,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: once again, we hear from the lightning bug. Oh, nice.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: Who did give us one of my favorite iTunes reviews.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: What a cute name.
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  Speaker 23: Hello, movie meltdowners. This is TL Bug from the lightning
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 23: bug's lair. I saw that you were asking people to
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 23: call in their recollections on Heartbeats, and of all things,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 23: that was like my favorite movie when I was about,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 23: I don't know, six or seven, something like that. I
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 23: remember it came to this dollar theater near me, and
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 23: it must have played for like ever, because it probably
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 23: didn't cost any money to keep in there, and I
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 23: must have seen it a dozen times or more, and
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 23: Then I thought about it forever, could never find it
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 23: on videotape. I think about the time I was about
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 23: 16 or 17, my dad finally tracked me down a
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 23: copy on VHS, and I just watched the hell out
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 23: of it until that thing was almost dying. Thank God
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 23: it's on DVD now. So I don't know why people
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 23: would be creeped out by it. I like it. Somehow
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 23: that started my love of Andy Kaufman. and I just
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 23: think it's a great movie, so I can't wait to
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 23: hear what y'all have to say about it.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 10: Bye. I was kind of glad to see we had
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 10: a positive reaction, because, yeah, everybody else had a lot of, oh,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 10: my God, that creeped me out response, but nobody else
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 10: bothered to write in with their responses.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 10: So, Lightning Bug wins, because you guys were too lazy
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 10: to call in or email.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 6: So, yeah.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 10: So but yeah challenge any of you all to call
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 10: us call it in something you've got your little take
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 10: on it I know because occasionally you write back and
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 10: go oh yeah I saw that movie but then.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: You know nobody follows up with it other than lagging
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: bugs so thank you.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 10: I know there's plenty of other things to do during
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 10: the day that are much.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 20: More important oh yeah yeah of course I can't even imagine.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 10: Yeah oh man but yeah I think that that is
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 10: funny it does sort of feel like a very dollar
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 10: theater kind of I can see going to the dollar
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 10: theater and seeing.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 11: This this seems like a Baxter super eight yeah seems
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 11: like a Baxter type thing the night you know theater
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 11: thing at this point coming with cardboard boxes I'm wrapping
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 11: myself in tin foil the humans are dead the humans.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 10: Are dead.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: But I guess, yeah, the dollar theater is probably all
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: it was. Made it two.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 10: Because, yeah, I guess this wasn't a huge success. I
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 10: did look up the box office gross was only a
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 10: little over $ 2 million. It cost over $ 10 million. First
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 10: of all, do you see $ 10 million? Because I like
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 10: the movie, but I don't see $ 10 million.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: Especially for 1981. It's very high. I think somebody was
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: channeling the money into their pocket.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 11: Yeah, like that matte painting is now worth $ 500, 000.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: Or that truck that they drove around. Oh, that Citroen?
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 18: No.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 10: That futuristic pickup truck. I don't think that was worth
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 10: $ 10 million. I'm not sure where that money went in
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 10: the budget.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 8: Explosives.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: I guess.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 10: That one shot of the explosion over and over again.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 9: Maybe they paid Andy Kaufman $ 7 million.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: That might have been.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 8: Not to drugs while he was doing it.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: Well, that too. Shit too. I mean, he was kind
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: of a big name at that point.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 10: And he was coming off, I think that was right
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 10: about when he left Taxi, which is funny because to me,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 10: you totally hear the latke voice in this robot.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's almost like he continued it over. It's
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: a little less.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 10: foreign a little more mechanical but it's very close to
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 10: the same little because he does all these other crazy
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 10: voices and none of them really sound like that as
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 10: you listen to other stuff that he does so this
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 10: definitely has that in there but i wonder how he.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 8: Like prepared for this if he like sat in his
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 8: room like pretending to.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 9: Be a robot for like a month probably did the
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 9: robot exist.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 10: He's kind of crazy i don't know kind of extremely intense.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 9: The robot in circles what do you think To prepare
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 9: for this role, he just danced the robot in circles
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 9: for a period of two weeks, practicing his voice.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: He probably did, because he's not right.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 9: He and Jerry Garcia got together.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: Quite possibly.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 9: Did some coke, tripped on some acid.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: Never. Neither of them are known for doing drugs.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 23: Did the robot.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 8: They did a ton of the robot.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 10: But I don't know, it was, I mean, he, everything
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 10: seemed like, such a performance with him that it's not
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 10: it's sort of weird to see him because he always
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 10: seemed like in his stand-up or when he would have
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 10: appearances on letterman or saturday night live he was almost
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 10: seemingly going out of his way to be kind of
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 10: annoying he was really like he would push that boundary
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 10: of like what's entertainment and what's just going to get
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 10: on your.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: Nerves that was really popular it was i mean that
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: What was his name?
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 9: To me, at that time, their thing was to be
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 9: so annoying and abrasive.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: Kind of.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 10: I mean, I think it was just getting out of
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 10: that old. I mean, we're still coming out of the
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 10: era of vaudeville comedy. I mean, we've got, you know,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 10: Henny Youngman is the other person they go to for
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 10: comedy for the old school version.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: So it's like we're getting away from that. And his
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: was that new wave of.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 10: Annoying comedy that, I don't know.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: I mean, it definitely rubbed a lot of people the
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: wrong way.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 10: So it's weird that he ended up in this because
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 10: this is such a toned down version of him. It's
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 10: kind of hard to imagine that it is him as
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 10: you're watching it.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: I mean, it looks like him.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 8: It could be for kids.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 8: Kids, you know, obviously would watch this.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 10: Because even the stuff he did on TV sometimes wasn't
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 10: really something you needed to be watching.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 8: I remember when Man and the Moon came out. I
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 8: was probably 13. My parents wouldn't even let me watch
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 8: it because it was about Andy Kaufman.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: I mean, he's just confusing for kids.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 11: I think he was probably schizophrenic to an extent. And
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 11: I think there's a point where nobody really knew who.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: He really, really was.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: I mean, you always got that. Because he was always
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: in character. He was always a character.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: Everything was part of a bit no matter what like you.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 10: Would see him and he would sit there and do
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 10: this whole interview with letterman and you'd be like you've
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 10: never talked to andy you're talking exactly whatever that bit
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 10: was this time out it's like every time he came
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 10: out with something different something new something ridiculous and in
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 10: a way it is sort of comic genius but on
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 10: the other hand it is probably something messed up inside
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 10: of his head that definitely that made him who he
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 10: was i don't know anything else we need to go
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 10: into on heart beeps.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: I think so.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 10: So we will wrap up this segment with a comment
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 10: I found from Andy Kaufman himself about heartbeats. Um, and it's,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 10: it's Andy on Letterman as he always was. He, every
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 10: couple of weeks seemed like he turned up on Letterman
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 10: back then, but, um, I'm still not necessarily convinced this
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 10: is how he feels. He goes into it, but it, it, again,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 10: it still seems like a performance because everything is a
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 10: performance with him.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: So, Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 10: It's weird because he's got kind of a negative, well,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 10: not a kind of, an extremely negative take on it.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: And I don't know. I'm not sure what to think
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 4: of it.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 10: But before you start to take him too seriously, keep
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 10: in mind, as he's saying all this, he's wearing a
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 10: bathrobe and a turban on his head.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: So, yeah, that's Andy Kaufman for you. Here you go.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 19: Give me an indication of some criticism you've had that's
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 19: made you think twice and say, yeah, they're right.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 21: For instance, even when the critics in general even put
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 21: me down, there are many times I agree with them.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: They've always been fair. For example? For example, when I
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: made that movie Heartbeats.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 21: And it got terrible reviews, and I rightfully so. It
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 21: was a terrible movie. And I'm embarrassed that I was
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 21: in it. And I just want to say about that
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 21: is that I did not write it, direct it, produce it.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: I had nothing to do with it.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 21: I was hired to act in it, and because my
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 21: name was up there, people think it was, oh, my movie. Well,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 21: I just want to say to my fans, if there
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 21: are any.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: Out there, that.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 21: I would like to personally apologize to each and every
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 21: one of you for me being in that movie. And
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 21: I mean, the people, now the people who worked with
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 21: me in the movie, the director, producer, the writer, they
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 21: were all very wonderful people.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: It just didn't come out right. The movie just did
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: not come out right.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 21: And I want to apologize to all of you who
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 21: saw my name and you went there because you wanted
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 21: to see me in a movie and you were very disappointed.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 21: And it's the truth of the matter is I am
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 21: right now working with my lawyer on a plan. I
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 21: would love to be able to personally give back the
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 21: money that all of you paid. For your admission price.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 21: And I am right now working on a plan where
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 21: I can legally do that out of my pocket. Refund
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 21: everybody's admission price.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 19: Well, make sure you have change for a 20.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: This is true. Wait, I didn't get it. No, it's
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: just a joke. Never mind.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 19: It doesn't mean a thing. It's just my way. It's
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 19: just a little joke. Occasionally, I'll get in there.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but what does it mean? It means it may
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 4: be the.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 19: What it means is maybe the movie didn't do that
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 19: much business anyway.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 9: It didn't.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 21: Oh, no, it didn't.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: Hardly anybody saw it.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 21: That's why I'm willing to give them the money back.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: Andy Kaufman, ladies and gentlemen. Good luck to you, Andy.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: Thank you for stopping by.
• 1:12:38
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• 1:12:43
  Speaker 12: are criminals. I have signaled the police. They will retrieve
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 12: you on their 4 a.m.
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  Speaker 1: Shift.
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  Speaker 4: Do not move until then.
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  Speaker 24: While waiting, you may enjoy a brief musical interlude.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 19: Still plenty of time to come and be served at
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 19: the refreshment center before showtime.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: Welcome to a night.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 4: Of total terror. That's Mickey Mouse's penis. I know, isn't
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 4: that terrible? They don't look to be afraid. They look
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: to be shocked. Here's vagina! It's like you see Miley
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 4: Cyrus' globular breast.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 13: Night of the Living Podcast.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: I found more syrup on my pants.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 22: There's our adventure in fear.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: There was, however, a guy using.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: an experience in shock more shattering than your strangest.
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  Speaker 4: Ass to mouth is hot Fantastic. Holy shit! That just happened.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 8: What's that bad man doing to my donkey?
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: A night of total terror.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 4: I can't maintain this level of ridiculousness. They made a song.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: Night of the Living Podcast.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 19: I'm going to do the show!
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 23: That's part of your problem, you know.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 8: You haven't seen enough movies.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: All of life's riddles.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Are answered in the movies. And now, on with the show.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 20: All right, we're back and we've got feedback.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 8: Feedback.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: You're pretty excited.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 24: I'm always jazzed when I get feedback.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 10: Yep i wish we'd get more yeah people slack asses
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 10: just lightning bug and fozzie bear that's all we got
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 10: the whole bug and animal kingdom so we hear from
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 10: fozzie bear on several things that we have recently mentioned
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 10: recently mentioned you got it all out kind of I
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 10: got distracted midway through my sentence.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: Hey guys, it's Fozzie from Twitter and from the podcast podcast.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: I had to call in because there's so much on
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: your last episode that I feel really strongly about. First
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: of all, I think the movie you were thinking about
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: with one of the Olsen twins is this movie called Monstrous. Now,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know which Olsen twin is in it, but
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: I know it is the ugly one. And if you
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: have not seen the trailer for Monstrous, you have to
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: go right now and find it. If a movie has
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: ever tried to be everything for everyone, it's this movie, Monstrous.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: It twists from like a... gossip girl type teenage movie
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: to a fairy tale to a horror movie to a
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: romantic comedy to it's everything you could ever want in
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: a movie in this trailer and it's gonna suck so
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: hard the second thing I want to say was Pontypool
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: I'd really like you to do an episode about Pontypool
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: now I know a lot of other shows already have
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: But it's one of those movies that everybody is going
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: to see differently, and there's a lot to talk about,
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: and I'd like to see your take on it. So
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: if you're still considering that, I definitely recommend going ahead
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: and doing it. And lastly, JTT. I was also a
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: big fan of JTT back in the day, and everybody's
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: wondered why he didn't. uh, get a bigger career, and
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: everybody said, well, you were saying because he's, you know,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: he never got tall, well, Tom Cruise isn't that tall, um,
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: but Tom Cruise had the, um, intelligence to hide his homosexuality, unfortunately,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: and I think that's a problem, J.T.C. kind of came out,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: he did a couple gay themed movies, he had a, um,
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: He was right on the edge of coming out, and
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: I think he said publicly a couple times, it blew
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: up in his face, and then he kind of shrunk
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: back into the corner, which is really sad and really unfortunate,
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: because he's always been a talented actor, and we need
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: more out gay actors in Hollywood. I think he was
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: trying to make that move, and people just didn't catch on,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: so that's why you don't see him around much anymore. Now,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: that could be totally wrong. I could be wrong about that,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: but I have my conspiracy theories, and I do remember
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: hearing that he was out several times, so who knows? Anyway,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: those are the things I want to talk about. One, two,
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: and three. All right, great. Great show, guys, and it's
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: always a pleasure talking to you. I'll talk to you soon.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 8: Bye.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Awesome.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 9: Fourth grade Marlena is crushed at that.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: Fourth grade Marlena.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah, what's sad is I'm caught off guard because I
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 10: don't think I had any clue.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 4: I mean, his feathered hair? Well, I mean, yeah, I mean,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 4: they were all kind of goofy little kids. I mean,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 4: that didn't necessarily.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 8: I always thought the younger one on Home Improvement was gay.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah, he did always seem gay.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 4: At the end, he was a goth. Yeah, he's just weird. Wait, wait,
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 4: who was a younger one? And he grew up and
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: got gangly ugly. He was goth for a while. He
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: was ugly when he got older, so he's too ugly.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 10: To be gay.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 22: I'm sorry.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: At least Jakey, too. Those are attractive people.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 8: At least, obviously.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't think I'd even heard that, so if
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 10: he came out, he didn't do it very well, but
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 10: maybe that's why.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: Just because nobody cared about JTT at that point.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 8: It was after how my crew bed got kicked.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, completely kicked off the air. They would have done
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 4: a better job of coming out.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 10: Yeah. Well, I was going to say, if anything, I mean,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 10: I can almost understand, like, allegedly, if Tom Cruise is
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 10: of that nature, hey, that's cool.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 4: But I can see why he wouldn't come out. Because.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 10: He still makes how many million dollars a year? Like
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 10: hundreds at this point?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 4: Unfortunately. But, I mean, that would kill his career. Which
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 4: is fucked up that it would.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 9: You have to appeal to manly men who want to
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 9: watch heterosexual movies with explosions and movies.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 4: And then you also.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 9: Have to appeal to women who want to fantasize about you.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 10: I mean, it really does kill that part of Especially
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 10: the relationship and like the manly man part of it,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 10: you can still do, but then guys feel weird.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 4: They're like, I don't want to go see a movie
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: with that guy.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 8: He's gay.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 4: He's going to want to think about sucking my dick.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 10: It makes you gay for watching him, which that's questionable
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 10: on a lot of these action movies anyway.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: There's a whole lot of sweaty shirtless guys. Man on man.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 4: Which is why I.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 9: Really respect actors who play gay roles.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 9: A lot of times you get typecast as that.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 4: But they do it badly. Recently, we're getting better versions.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 4: The last couple of years. But, like, look in, like,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 4: the 80s and even into the early 90s. It was terrible.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 10: Like, I was embarrassed for these guys who weren't even
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 10: gay but were playing gay.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, they're doing it wrong.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: Like, I'm like.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 9: You're making yourself sound really gay in this episode.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 4: I know you're not gay, Brian. You're like, I'm offended.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 4: I am. You pushed me away.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 10: I as a person can be offended regardless of whether
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 10: I'm gay or not. I'm not, but I don't really care.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 10: I think they should do a good job... at playing
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 10: it and not playing i mean some.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 11: Of them not just like comedically like over the top.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 8: In your face.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 10: It's all so fake it's like yeah and it we're
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 10: just kind of getting to the point where people will
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 10: play a gay character and that's not the only thing
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 10: that they are they're not there to be that they're
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 10: just a guy yeah they're a character and that factors
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 10: into it maybe which i've been It took a long
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 10: time to get to that. And as far as actors,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 10: probably the most impressive thing I've seen happen in the last...
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 10: I don't know, my entire life involving, you know, people
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 10: coming out. Because, I mean, you get, like, those earlier ones,
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 10: you know, Nathan Lane comes out, there's a shocker. I mean,
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 10: and it really didn't change his career. He was already
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 10: kind of playing those roles.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 4: If you do Broadway, it doesn't really affect you at all. Well,
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 4: even then, I mean, he had movie roles, but he's
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 4: still kind of playing.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 9: He always played gay.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 4: Even when he wasn't playing gay, he was playing pretty close.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 4: It was, like, just sexually ambiguous. He was just sort
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 4: of there, but... And he had the red cage. Harvey Firestone.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 4: There's another one. There's a shocker when he came out.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 10: The one that I was impressed with and I'm even
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 10: more impressed with the system at this point was Neil
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 10: Patrick Harris.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah i've been so amazed.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 10: With the fact that do games well again the fact
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 10: that number one he came out number two it didn't
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 10: kill his career he's still being taken seriously or as
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 10: seriously as you can take because he's so good at
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 10: playing this womanizing jackass like he's just a good actor
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 10: and people still like that character and regardless of him
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 10: in his private life exactly they like the character and
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 10: i'm impressed with.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 25: America is getting behind him because usually they're pretty close
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 25: minded and you know they'll turn on you in a
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 25: second so it's a testament to him that they stuck
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 25: behind him because he's that entertaining.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 9: Really but in the last 15 years America in general
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 9: has just become more tolerant to homosexuality like with Roseanne
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 9: I don't remember I watched something and they were talking
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 9: about they had so many popular gay characters they did
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 9: they attempted to do like shows about gay people that
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 9: those were the main characters and And the networks decided
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 9: America wasn't ready. But then shortly after that, Will and
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 9: Grace came out.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 4: And then it was just like this.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 10: Which, again, is offensive.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 4: Yes, maybe. That was because it was annoying more than
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: anything else.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 9: It wasn't that bad, but.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 10: But the ones, well, the early ones on Roseanne, again,
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 10: Roseanne went steadily downhill the last two years or more.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 4: To the point where she was beating you over the
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 4: head with it.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 10: But in the early days, when they first introduced Martin Mull,
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 10: and they really didn't even say he was gay, like,
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 10: the whole first season or so, he was just hanging around,
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 10: and he was Martin Mull, and he acted like he
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 10: always did. And then they finally brought in, like, that
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 10: Michael DeBars episode, and they go, oh, they finally kind
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 10: of figure out that he's gay.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 8: Mm-hmm.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 10: But even after that, he still played the same character.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 10: He wasn't suddenly a big, flamboyant, annoying character. He was
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 10: still just the same character he'd always been. And even
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 10: when they made, what's her name, Sarah Bernhardt. She's just
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 10: annoying regardless.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 4: Sandra Bernhardt, yeah. Yeah, she's scary regardless.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 9: And then everybody on the show just became gay. And
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 9: then all the people who weren't gay on the show
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 9: were actually gay in real life.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 4: Leave Sarah Gilbert alone. I like her. I do too.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 10: But yeah, I don't know, the whole Doogie thing, you know,
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 10: for him to turn around, and he was the same thing,
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 10: and I was thinking that's a pretty good analogy for JTT.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 4: He grew up on a sitcom, he was a huge
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 4: star at the.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 10: Time, had a big lull in his career, and somehow
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 10: Neil Patrick Harris turned it around and didn't let the
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 10: fact that he was gay totally derail it.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 4: JTT didn't quite pull that off, if in fact that's it.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 4: I guess it is, I don't know. What movie was.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 9: Neil Patrick Harris was in a movie.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 8: Like Helm Kimmerer?
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah. When he was like... No longer ago. He hadn't
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 4: done anything... Starship Troopers. Starship Troopers was sort of the
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 4: beginning of his comeback.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 9: Was he a Braver? No.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 4: Not that I know of.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 9: I'm obsessed with Braveheart.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you kind of are. It's the second time I've
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 4: mentioned it. You're lucky to watch that. It's been a while.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 10: So, yeah, I just thought that for me was actually, like,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 10: the most impressive thing I've seen.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 4: And I'm still in shock that this country was that open-minded. Like,
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 4: it's impressive, really. Because we're not. Because we're not. Because
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 4: most people I know are jackasses. Yeah. Exactly.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 8: Can't hate him.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm still surprised, though.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 8: I know some burly rednecks who still won't hate him.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 4: Because he's awesome. Because he's awesome.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 10: He's entertaining regardless of what he comes out with. He
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 10: could say he's stabbing puppies in the head, and I'd
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 10: be like, but he's doogie.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 4: He's doogie. You love that guy. Come on, now. Damn you,
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 4: Michael Vick. So, yeah.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 10: And then the Olsen movie, we're going to have to
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 10: track that down, because it sounds awesomely horrible, and that
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 10: might as well be our tagline.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 4: We'll try something. Awesomely horrible.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 10: And Haunty Pool, if you guys are up for it, yeah,
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 10: we'll work it into the upcoming schedule here, because, yeah,
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 10: I think it's.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 4: Pretty cool, and it would be an interesting show, I'd say.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I do really, really, really want to see that.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 10: And, as I said, we have one within the crew now.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 10: We have a copy sitting at their house, so... We
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 10: can watch it in the near future. So once again,
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 10: thank you to Fozzie Bear and Lightning Bug earlier. So
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 10: keep the calls and emails coming in.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 4: If you have the balls.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 22: Dude, he called you out.
• 1:25:57
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• 1:26:01
  Speaker 4: Way to speak up for the ovaries. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 4: We got a lot of female listeners.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 10: Seriously.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 4: You don't have the ovaries.
• 1:26:07
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• 1:26:11
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• 1:26:18
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• 1:26:22
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• 1:26:24
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• 1:26:30
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• 1:26:47
  Speaker 17: I watch that movie once a week.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 4: It's pretty much on once a week now, which is good.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 4: But I haven't seen the cut version with the octopus battle.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 4: I still have not seen it.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 10: There's cut footage where at the pirate ship there's an octopus, apparently.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 10: The elusive director's cut that all children have been dreaming
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 10: of for 30 years.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 4: There's also that fight scene in the convenience store. I
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: don't even know about that. What's his name?
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: Junk?
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 4: No. I suggest that from every movie. The dad that
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 4: owns the... Data? Chet. Chet's dad.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: Chet.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 4: I knew I needed that. It's not actually his name.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 4: It's not actually his name.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: Chet.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 4: Irish kid.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, she's somebody different. It's a douche kid. It's a
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 4: douche kid. It's a douche kid.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 8: It's a douche kid in a while.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, Lord, help the brand.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 8: Well, the pirate's name is one-eyed, really.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 4: Just saying. That's good, too.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 9: Why aren't there more people in the world that only have, like,
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 9: one eye?
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 4: I mean, you hear about it. No, seriously. You hear
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 4: about it all the time.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 10: I give up.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 9: Maybe I shouldn't have been drinking beer all day.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 4: I don't think so. Holy shit. Probably a lot of reasons.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 4: Just name a few.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 9: Wow.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 10: Hey, let's not.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 9: Go to convenience stores and pick up beer in.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 4: Between drinks anymore i just went to get a sandwich
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 4: i don't know what the hell is wrong with you people.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 10: All right as far as updates uh if you haven't
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 10: heard uh we will be appearing live at the fright night.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 4: Film fest in louisville kentucky will we yes we will
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 4: what are the dates on this i'm the last person
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 4: to know this. You don't pay attention. You are out
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 4: of the loop. Out of the loop? You missed the meeting.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 4: We had a huge meeting earlier. What a joke.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 9: There was a newsletter and everything?
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I missed it. I can't believe you didn't read
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 4: through yours.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 8: I even got a copy.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 10: See?
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 4: You're still in the trial period. You know I wouldn't
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 4: have read it anyway.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 9: I would have read it anyway if you'd sent it
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 9: to me.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 4: That's true.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 10: It is July 30th through August 1st, and yeah, we're
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 10: going to have a table, we're going to set up shop, and.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 4: Do you know who's going to be there?
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 11: Are they still going to be there, or is it
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 11: like they were going to be there?
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 10: No, as far as I know, I'm assuming, unless some
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 10: sort of horrendous occurrence happens between now and then, we've
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 10: brought them up many times in this episode. Roger Corman
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 10: is going to be there.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 4: The man himself. That's fucking amazing. That would be insane. So, yeah,
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 4: I'm getting in line now.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 10: He's signing to Death Race 2000 or something.
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  Speaker 4: The dude that grew up on your movies. Who hasn't?
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  Speaker 4: Anything you produced is awesome. Okay, most of it. Shit
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  Speaker 4: means all. I still like it. I love you.
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  Speaker 13: You heard it, Roger.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, so go to FrightNightFilmFest.com and find out more about
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  Speaker 10: how you too can join us at the Film Fest
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  Speaker 10: and hang out and, you know, we're that cool.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 9: We're so cool.
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  Speaker 4: See us in person. Feel us. Smell us. You can
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 4: do that with Roger. Bring us cupcakes. I'm clean. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: we love brownies.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Completely wrapped. Thank you.
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  Speaker 9: Yes.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if I trust him. We check for reservoirs.
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  Speaker 4: Come on.
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  Speaker 10: Because I bring those kind of gifts to other people,
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  Speaker 10: so I know not to trust people like me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Just wraps like hostess cakes.
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  Speaker 22: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: I don't trust anything that's not hermetically sealed and thank you. Okay, kids,
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  Speaker 10: get out your decoder pins.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 4: There's the fanfare I'm looking for. It's time for the
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 4: Movie Meltdown Secret Circle reveal of the next two features,
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  Speaker 4: one of which you will be involved in.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, shit.
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  Speaker 4: Or somebody will. Probably not you, because you're a slacker, but... Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 10: Check your.
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  Speaker 4: Next week's feature is already set. This is listener supported.
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  Speaker 4: It's going to be awesome. Yes. I'm pretty sure you
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 4: guys like it. If not, screw you. We're watching The
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 4: Dark Crystal. Next to Labyrinth. I don't know. I think
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 4: you're out of whack. I'd put Dark Crystal alive. I
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 4: don't know. Jennifer Connelly. Bowie's crotch.
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  Speaker 10: She was my first love. Bowie's package for the girls.
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  Speaker 10: His codpiece actually has a line in the cast.
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  Speaker 22: Really?
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 8: It's true.
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  Speaker 4: The babe with the power. Come on. Great song. I know.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 4: I had this exact discussion with Misty earlier today. Nice.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 4: She herself was saying.
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  Speaker 1: That, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, hopefully she'll be excited.
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  Speaker 10: She said that was the best era of David Bowie
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 10: and I was questioning the hair.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's different. I was questioning the hair. It was awesome.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 4: She was all for the groin area. I was going
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 4: more Ziggy Stardust.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah see i thought he came into his own like
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 10: as an well as an old man he actually got
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 10: kind of cooler like he was sort of awkward in
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 10: the 70s but like i think he's in the 90s.
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  Speaker 4: He got really cool i don't know i think he
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 4: worked better as a.
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  Speaker 10: Super hot babe yeah what are you gonna do yeah
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 10: never mind i was gonna say other things but i won't.
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  Speaker 4: All right. Next week, Dark Crystal. Dark Crystal. The week
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 4: after that. Prepare yourself. Will be. The following week. Up
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 4: to you. Yeah, kind of.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 10: We decided, you know, with the passing of our super
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 10: awesome favorite dude, Dennis Hopper.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 4: Which sucks.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 10: But we were like, well, we should watch a Dennis
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 10: Hopper movie. I mean, just, you know, in a way to,
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  Speaker 10: you know, send him off in style. I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 10: he'd be thrilled by us.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 10: I'm sure he's listening to it. I've seen the cosmos
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 10: right now. He's like, finally, I've got my iPod in heaven.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Listen to podcasts. Jesus Christ. Poor bastard. They already
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 4: have the iPad up there. I'm sure they do.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 8: They have iPad with USB hookups in there.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 4: Oh, definitely. The Wi-Fi in heaven is awesome. And the
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 4: latest battery.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 8: Oh, it's strong.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 10: So, yeah, the following week, we were trying to pick.
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  Speaker 10: I mean, I initially was just like.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 4: Would it be Easy Rider? Well, I was like.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 10: okay our our usual mode of thinking is all right
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 10: space truckers let's go so yeah that was my thing
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 10: but i was like well you know he did a
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 10: lot of legitimately good movies like maybe we should watch
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 10: easy rider maybe we should watch yeah that may be
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 10: too much but.
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  Speaker 9: Can i just say the only one that's not up
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 9: for um voting is the crow.
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  Speaker 4: For Dude, I haven't seen it.
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  Speaker 8: I haven't seen it.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't watched that. I'll watch it. It has Tara Reid.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 4: I'll watch it. I have not seen it. It has
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 4: Tara Reid.
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  Speaker 11: She's a dumb bitch, and I'd love to watch her
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 11: be a dumb bitch any time of the day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, in that movie, she is a dumb bitch.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 8: I'd watch her get killed.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she'd die. Spoiler alert. Even Angel kind of sucks
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 4: in that movie.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 4: And I like David Borealis in certain... Boreanaz.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 10: Boreanaz.
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  Speaker 2: Boreanaz.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 4: He's Angel. Like the Aurora Boreanaz? He's going to be
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 4: Angel forever. Give it up. Yeah, Angel. So, Angel Bones
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 4: is in that movie, and he sucks in that movie.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 10: Like, the only thing worth watching is Dennis Hopper, because
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 10: he does what he always does.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 4: Blue Velvet? Fucking awesome. So, yeah, Blue Velvet was another, like,
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 4: serious one that, like, we.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 10: We've been talking about that one in recent weeks.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 4: I don't know if we should put a cap on it.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 11: I think we should just see what the Gambit has run.
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  Speaker 10: He's got like 100,000 movies. It's a huge amount of
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 10: stuff that you can go back on. I don't know
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 10: if we want to pick something more special. well i'm
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 10: just like that i mean if you go back a
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 10: long time ago he's sort of a lot of side
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 10: characters so i don't know if we want to go
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 10: with more of a central character but you know i
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 10: mean there could be all kinds of random stuff oh
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 10: my god oh what's the flashback wasn't that the one
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 10: with keifer yes oh.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 4: My god flashback.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 10: That's terrible and mcjagger i would sell terrible no that's
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 10: Free Jack Bauer.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 4: Free Jack. Free Jack. Yes, Free Jack. He's not in
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 4: Free Jack. He's in Flashback.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 8: We should be.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 4: We should watch Free Jack. That's entirely different. That's when
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 4: Emilio Estes dies, which I'm surprised hasn't already happened. Yeah, really. So, yeah,
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 4: it's up to you. I'm going to throw it out
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 4: there on the.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 4: No, Twitter's fine. Just what you do on Twitter. Tweet
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 4: it up, yo.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 11: It's so gay. You're gay if you ever say that.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 11: Not like, hey, I'm cool gay. You're just like, get
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 11: shot in the face.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 4: You're like fourth grade gay.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 4: You're totally gay. God, you're totally gay.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 8: Gay wad.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 17: Exactly.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 4: Gay wad, not flamboyant.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 8: Hey.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 4: Because we decided that's cool.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 12: God.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 4: But, yeah. Anyway, Dennis Hopper, what do you want us
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 4: to do?
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 10: So, The other one I was going to say, aside
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 10: from the Twitter, I'm actually sort of actively trying to
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 10: use our Facebook page for the show. So I'm probably
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 10: going to be putting a good amount of stuff out
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 10: there aside from the voting, which will be going on
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 10: there too.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 4: But yeah. That's up to you guys. Well, I mean,
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 4: if you're not on there, because for a while I
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 4: wasn't paying that much attention to it. So I don't
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 4: know how many people. I don't think I'm on there.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 4: That listened to it even added that.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 10: So, yeah, if you actually care and are a Facebook
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 10: kind of a dork, which 99% of the population is
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 10: at this point, yeah, add us to your whole little
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 10: group of friends or whatever the hell it is. I'm
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 10: actually putting stuff out there. I'm putting, like, when we're
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 10: looking for feedback, I'm sending it out that way.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 4: How are we not getting more hits, Brian? I don't
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 4: understand this. Because people are slackers. God, they are. I'm
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 4: just calling you guys out. I mean, come on. So, yeah,
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 4: that's one.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 10: I'm probably just going to take it from those three. Because,
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 10: I mean, it's going to take a while for this
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 10: to make its way out. But, I mean, if you're
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 10: hearing this, you've got about another week. So get to
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 10: work and send.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 4: Us an email. Or you can definitely Facebook. Whatever. I'm
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 4: probably going to check Twitter so you know that's pretty much.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 10: It I'm just going to be tallying up the votes
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 10: so have you had Facebook yeah you know the thinner
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 10: part of Facebook yeah that's Twitter so yeah.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 8: You just get to tell people what you're doing all
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 8: the time.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 10: Yeah it's the exact same thing who would care is
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 10: Facebook god it's all retarded the.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 4: Internet is awesome and retarded.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 9: People care about what Isaris is doing every second.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 4: Of the week which it makes me cry she gets
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 4: a bullet in the head it.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 10: Makes me cry that people care about such senseless things
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 10: They don't care about space truckers.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 4: I'm better now. Vote for space truckers.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 10: All right. So I think we're going to go out
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 10: with a little robot love. So that's a good way
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 10: to wrap it up, I'd say. Anything else we want
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 10: to pass along?
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 4: All right. We will get the hell out of here.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 10: Otherwise, that about does it. We will return next week.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 10: Same geek time, same geek feed. Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 9: Thanks, guys.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 20: Bye.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 10: Bye.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 9: Muchas gracias.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 4: Don't forget to buy extra power cells. Power cells. The
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 4: Wombatik Sun Duck Shine.
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  Speaker 6: I am the deluxe model crime buster. There is nothing,
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 6: nothing that can stop me.
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