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Beard Laws Podcast Episode 03 - Welcome Logan · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 1: Beard Law number three. When you have a beard, the
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  Speaker 1: only question about sex is how often. Welcome everybody to
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  Speaker 1: Beard Loss Podcast, Episode three. What an episode we have
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  Speaker 1: lined up for you. We got a little bit of
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  Speaker 1: everything growing to potentially have an interview with Villain two
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  Speaker 1: one three, a TikTok friend, and a guy that's helping
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  Speaker 1: organize the Bearded Villain's World meet up, which is Los
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  Speaker 1: Angeles August second to the fourth. We also are going
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  Speaker 1: to get Logan, our sports guy involved today. This is
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  Speaker 1: gonna be the episode he missed out on one and two.
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  Speaker 1: That's on him. But we're going to talk MLB trade
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  Speaker 1: deadline and we're going to talk about whatever Baseball beers.
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  Speaker 1: Let's do this. And also we're going to hopefully introduce
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  Speaker 1: a new topic to the podcast, the Two Beards one
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  Speaker 1: Record segment where myself and my bearded brother from another mother,
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  Speaker 1: Greg that I started Two Beards one Record with. Hopefully
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  Speaker 1: we're going to do a little segment. We're going to
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  Speaker 1: talk a little music every episode, but I really want
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  Speaker 1: to talk about the Tool. They're coming out with a
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  Speaker 1: new album. It's been thirteen years and they're going to
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  Speaker 1: allow streaming, so I want to get into that with
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  Speaker 1: him because he's excited like a little kidd in Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: Even though you know, we'll get into a little more.
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  Speaker 1: We'll ask him what vinyl record he just bought today.
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  Speaker 1: So this episode is being recorded August first and then
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  Speaker 1: a little editing, so hopefully we'll have it out here
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  Speaker 1: in a couple of days for you guys. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let's get into it. Bearded Villains World Meet Up in
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  Speaker 1: Beard Competition is going to be Saturday, August their, twenty nineteenth,
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  Speaker 1: from twelve pm to seven p m Pacific time. It's
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  Speaker 1: going to be located at the Avalon Hollywood on seventeen
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  Speaker 1: thirty five Vine Street, Los Angeles, California, nine zero zero
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  Speaker 1: to eight. If you need more details, eventwright dot com
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  Speaker 1: Bearded Villains World Meetup Beard Competition tickets are for sale.
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  Speaker 1: So the Bearded Villains World Meet Up in Beard Competition,
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  Speaker 1: like we talked about, and it's going to have a
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  Speaker 1: beard competition, obviously, it's in the title. It's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: hosted by the Bearded Villains, Bearded Villains La Originals and Asbaan.
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  Speaker 1: The BV World meet Up twenty nineteen is going to
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  Speaker 1: be hosted at the historic Avalon Hollywood. Proceeds are going
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  Speaker 1: to be donated to the following organizations. Children's Hospital Los ANGELESLA.
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  Speaker 1: It's a nonprofit pediatric academic medical center. It is the
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  Speaker 1: largest regional referral center for children in critical condition who
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  Speaker 1: need life saving care. Each year, it cares for nearly
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  Speaker 1: one hundred and forty thousand infants. Another charity is the
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  Speaker 1: Last Photos Project's mission to elevate the voices of teenage
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  Speaker 1: girls from under resource communities. Through the lens of photography,
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  Speaker 1: students capture moments that inspire them and others to critically
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  Speaker 1: examine the world around them. This exploration empowers the students
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  Speaker 1: we serve to become agents of change, channeling their creativity
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  Speaker 1: for the benefit of themselves, their community, and future projects
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  Speaker 1: and careers. Also, The Dogs Project aka The Feed the
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  Speaker 1: Dog's Project was officially launched in the spring of two
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  Speaker 1: thousand and nine by three old Name Dogs. The projects
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  Speaker 1: sprung from a barbecue at the PMO IMF Military Working
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  Speaker 1: Dog Kennels and Camp Pendleton now Camp can in March
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  Speaker 1: two thousand and eight. There's going to be raffles and
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  Speaker 1: six categories. Categories include full beard natural four to eight inches,
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  Speaker 1: full beer natural, eight to twelve inches, full beer natural
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  Speaker 1: twelve inches and over full beard styled moustash business beard
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  Speaker 1: natural up to six inches, and for the ladies Wiskerna.
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  Speaker 1: There's gonna be live music vendors. Tickets are non refundable
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  Speaker 1: and as I mentioned, event bright dot com Bearded Villains
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  Speaker 1: World Meetup competition tickets, I think they're about twenty They're
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  Speaker 1: in the twenty to twenty five dollars range. Like I said,
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  Speaker 1: it goes towards charity. What a great cause. You can
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  Speaker 1: go check out beards the Bearded Villains and donate money
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  Speaker 1: to three great charities. A recent post from the Bearded
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  Speaker 1: Villains Facebook page, if you guys don't follow, go ahead
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  Speaker 1: give them a follow, give them a like. But their
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  Speaker 1: information came out about ten hours ago, which, like I said,
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  Speaker 1: this is August first, ten to twenty pm, So it
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  Speaker 1: came out, you know, ten hours ago about nunish. The
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  Speaker 1: World meetup starts tomorrow. Be ready for us to bombard
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  Speaker 1: your feed with good vibes from Los Angeles. Be on
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  Speaker 1: the lookout for live feeds. They're gonna start at the
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  Speaker 1: following places. August second, Downtown meet and Greed at Angel
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  Speaker 1: City Brewery. From four and on. That's two sixteenth Almadia
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  Speaker 1: Saint St. Los Angeles, California. August third Hollywood Beard Competition,
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  Speaker 1: which we previously talked about at the seventeen thirty five
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  Speaker 1: Vine Street, Los Angeles, California. August fourth is Long Beach
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  Speaker 1: breaking bread at the Yardhouse from eleven to two four
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  Speaker 1: to one shore Line Village Drive, Long Beach, California. Then
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  Speaker 1: August fourth, Long Beach hangout and goodbye photo shoot from
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  Speaker 1: two pm and on at the Shenanigans Irish Pub four
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  Speaker 1: to twenty three Shoreline Village Drive a, Long Beach, California.
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  Speaker 1: If you're in the area, check it out if you're
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  Speaker 1: able to get out there. I was pumped to try
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  Speaker 1: to get there. I thought it would be a great
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  Speaker 1: opportunity to meet some brothers to experience California. Just two birds,
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  Speaker 1: one stone didn't work out my favor, but anybody that
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  Speaker 1: is there, I look forward to checking out the life feed,
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  Speaker 1: checking out the pictures, and being really jealous that I'm
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  Speaker 1: not out in California. Speaking of beard contest, yours truly
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  Speaker 1: and with the help of the main sponsor, Beard Laws coincidence,
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  Speaker 1: I think not as actually I'm actually hosting a beard
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  Speaker 1: contest on the app TikTok just posted a couple of
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  Speaker 1: days ago the announcement that there was going to be
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  Speaker 1: a competition. Yesterday I posted the rules, but I can
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  Speaker 1: go over them real quick. If anybody's on the TikTok app,
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  Speaker 1: it's very easy. Give me a follow forty four beerd
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  Speaker 1: nuts forty four. You can also find me using beard Law.
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  Speaker 1: But the details for the contest are as follows. There's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be seven categories. Category one is more or less
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  Speaker 1: like a business beard four inches an under. Second category
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  Speaker 1: is four to eight inches, third category is eight inches
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  Speaker 1: or more. Fourth categories mustaches. Fifth category is the sister
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  Speaker 1: for whiskers. Category number six is the goate category, which
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  Speaker 1: was recently added by request, and the seventh category is popularity.
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  Speaker 1: So all this is going to work if depending on
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  Speaker 1: the size of your beard, you should know how it is.
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  Speaker 1: If not gravitate measure measure from the bottom of the
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  Speaker 1: lip down to the bottom of your beard. Whatever category
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  Speaker 1: you're in category one through seven, you just use a hashtag.
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  Speaker 1: You can be in multiple obviously they can't. You can't
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  Speaker 1: be in the foreign under. And then the fourn to
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  Speaker 1: eight we're just gonna say you are one or your two,
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  Speaker 1: but you can be in any category as well as
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  Speaker 1: the popularity category. All you have to do is enter
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  Speaker 1: by posting a video of your front beard, your side beard,
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  Speaker 1: and use the following hashtags beard law hashtag beard law
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  Speaker 1: one for category one, hashtag beard law two for category
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  Speaker 1: number two, hashtag beard law three for category number four,
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  Speaker 1: three hashtag beard law four category number four. The only
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  Speaker 1: kicker and the only different one is category five. Sisters
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  Speaker 1: for whiskers is the hashtag six beard Law six seven
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  Speaker 1: beard Law seven. And then what's gonna happen is I
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  Speaker 1: have some judges that are non TikTok users, so that
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  Speaker 1: way they can't vote on popularity or by name, or
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  Speaker 1: they're not even gonna know you. They know you, that's
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  Speaker 1: a coincidence, that's dumb luck. But what they're gonna do
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  Speaker 1: is they're gonna go through I have set up a system.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna have pictures of every testant and then you
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  Speaker 1: are going to judge. The judges are going to look
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  Speaker 1: at every single beard and they're gonna rate one through
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  Speaker 1: ten based on the following uh the following criteria. They're
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  Speaker 1: going to judge one through ten based on quality, density, size, healthiness,
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  Speaker 1: and personal fit. How does it look on your face?
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  Speaker 1: Once the judges get all their information, all their scores in,
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  Speaker 1: I will then tally them up and we'll figure out
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  Speaker 1: a winner in each category. The winners will get some swag.
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  Speaker 1: We have a couple of sponsors so far. At this
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  Speaker 1: point we have two sponsors. We have All That's Advocate
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  Speaker 1: and we have the Band of Bearded Brothers are gonna
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  Speaker 1: sponsors two categories, so when are those categories. We'll get
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  Speaker 1: some Band of Bearded Brothers, merch, swag, products, whatever whatever
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  Speaker 1: is there. All That's Advocate is also going to do
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  Speaker 1: the same thing your main sponsor, Beard Laws. They're gonna
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna hook you guys up with some swag and
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  Speaker 1: two beards one record potentially are going to maybe throw
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  Speaker 1: some stickers and sisters for whiskers. They're gonna throw some
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  Speaker 1: swag for the ladies. But then what's going to happen
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  Speaker 1: is before before all this happens, once we get all
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  Speaker 1: of this in the voting era, not the voting, but
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  Speaker 1: all the entries are done, which is going to end Sunday,
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  Speaker 1: August fourth, probably right around you know, eleven pm. Eastern time,
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  Speaker 1: But if you get them in a little later, that's
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  Speaker 1: fine because it's going to take a little time for
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  Speaker 1: the judges to vote. But what's gonna happen is, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to do a video for each category. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to list and tag every contestant so we know who's
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  Speaker 1: in there, and then we're going to take the top
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  Speaker 1: couple of people. You know, if there's a pile of
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  Speaker 1: people and it's the top five, great, top ten, whatever
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  Speaker 1: we deem. And then there's going to be a talent
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  Speaker 1: around where we are going to name a talent or
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  Speaker 1: a video that each person has to do, and then
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  Speaker 1: we can go ahead. Our judges are going to look
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  Speaker 1: at them, we're going to vote them on a couple
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  Speaker 1: of different scenarios and criteria, and then we're going to
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  Speaker 1: name a winner. And then once the winners are there,
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  Speaker 1: we will message you and we will set up getting
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  Speaker 1: you your swag or your prize. The Popularity contest is
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  Speaker 1: going to be every single person is going to be tagged.
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  Speaker 1: It's simply going to be most votes win. We'll pick
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  Speaker 1: a time, we'll pick a date, we'll cut it off,
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  Speaker 1: and whoever is the most votes will win that category.
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  Speaker 1: And we'll win some swag. So if you're on TikTok,
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  Speaker 1: feel free to enter. If you have any questions, message
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  Speaker 1: me in the app, message me in the actual video
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  Speaker 1: with the rules or the hype video for it, or
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  Speaker 1: shoot me an email at Matt atbeardloss dot com, or
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  Speaker 1: you can shoot me a message on Instagram, Facebook, whatever
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  Speaker 1: it is that that's easier for you, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: This is now the featured sports section that I've been
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  Speaker 1: talking about forever with our co host who is in
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  Speaker 1: charge of everything sports, the one the only logan. Yo,
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  Speaker 1: what's up, peoples, So just tell us a little bit
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  Speaker 1: about you. What are you about, what's your affiliation, what's
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  Speaker 1: your passion? What's your sports? I know it, but let
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  Speaker 1: everybody else out here just know a little bit about you.
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  Speaker 2: Sure live and breathe baseball and other sports, but mainly baseball.
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  Speaker 3: Old kids. So now I watch baseball all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Not that I did, but now I can afford baseball
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  Speaker 2: all the time and to watch it and listen to it.
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  Speaker 3: So luckily I have a wife who doesn't hate baseball.
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  Speaker 3: That's good. I'm a huge Blue Jays fan, although I
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  Speaker 3: like good baseball.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's a little bit cheaper to be able
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  Speaker 1: to sit at the house with the MLATV and drink
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  Speaker 1: none eight dollar beers.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, what we We're four hours away from the
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  Speaker 2: nearest MLB stadium, two hours away from the nearest minor
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  Speaker 2: league stadium.
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  Speaker 3: I ain't got that much time.
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  Speaker 1: No, but we should go. We should go down to
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  Speaker 1: the and see the Mets, see if maybe we can
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  Speaker 1: work some kind of like sports media pass, because I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure we can go into that be like, Hey, this
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  Speaker 1: is Logan from the Beard Laws podcast. I'm the sports guy.
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  Speaker 1: Let's meet with him. Let's do this. We should do that.
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  Speaker 1: And worst comes to worst, we go on free hot
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  Speaker 1: dog night and we can dollar hot dog night. We'll
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  Speaker 1: just get dollar hot dogs.
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  Speaker 2: Right wor's coming the worst they yell at us, say no,
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  Speaker 2: and we still go to watch baseball, and.
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  Speaker 1: They probably won't even yell at us, because we'll probably
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  Speaker 1: just do it via like email or something.
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  Speaker 3: Depending on how much we had to drink the night
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  Speaker 3: before or that day.
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  Speaker 1: They might yell at us truth, and we probably deserve it.
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  Speaker 3: Under field during the game, they're gonna yell at us.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, but if you get banned, like for streaking
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  Speaker 1: at the Met's affiliation, I mean, is really a loss.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, who is even in the organization coming up
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  Speaker 1: that's even worth it? Like Zach are off the.
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  Speaker 2: Il TBO and I believe Keith r Nandez still plays
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  Speaker 2: first base for those guys.
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  Speaker 3: Right T Bobo time, Maybe Kevin Helster.
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  Speaker 1: I did I did hear the interview on the Pat
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  Speaker 1: McAfee show with T Bow and it was pretty inspiring.
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  Speaker 1: And they they said that it was the second greatest
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  Speaker 1: motivational speech on their show.
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  Speaker 3: Mark they don't really motivate.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't think so. But he was top two.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty good to four, top two out of four,
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  Speaker 1: all right, So that's that's logan. And he has a
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  Speaker 1: beard currently. Once in a while he gets crazy and
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  Speaker 1: he does the mustache or sideburns or something. But he's
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  Speaker 1: currently our bearded sports guy, which is kind of a
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  Speaker 1: requirement in beard laws.
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  Speaker 2: So, I mean, and it look it pretty good for
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  Speaker 2: someone who doesn't grow beards much. Now that I have
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  Speaker 2: a odd that the beard helps make me look intelligent.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, dead bodis and beards are absolutely where they're at.
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  Speaker 1: That's how I thrive, you know, That's what I make
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  Speaker 1: a living off of so, so yeah, let's talk trade deadline.
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  Speaker 1: I want to go winterers, losers. You want to just
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  Speaker 1: you just want to talk about you just want to
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  Speaker 1: kind of give us your take on the trade deadline.
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  Speaker 3: Man, let's go. Let's go winners and losers.
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  Speaker 1: All right, clear clear winner in your eyes has to
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  Speaker 1: be you know, I.
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  Speaker 2: Like what Atlanta did because it's small, and I think
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  Speaker 2: when you get these teams that Atlanta's not mine.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go three. I'll go three, three to one, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: so I'll go with this.
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  Speaker 1: This is your bronze.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the bronze medal.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah they did. They just went to a They
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  Speaker 1: just went to a five in six in in game
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  Speaker 1: pretty much. You know, if it worked out.
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  Speaker 3: Would they get Green Green to close or yeah?
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  Speaker 1: They got sh Yeah, they got Shane Green, Mark Mullanson
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  Speaker 1: and uh, who's the other one, Chris Martin?
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  Speaker 3: Was it mar yep?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah Chris.
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  Speaker 2: And they got control out of them, so, which I'm
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  Speaker 2: not huge on the control when you're trying to win
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  Speaker 2: year one of the trade, Like, who cares about control?
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  Speaker 2: Give me that bullshit? Where oh we have a traded
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  Speaker 2: for control? They got him for years it's about right now,
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  Speaker 2: so shut out.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, and the Braves bullpen just pulled up a quick
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  Speaker 1: stat since July first has the twenty seventh worst. We
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  Speaker 1: have the twenty seventh ranked ERA, a twenty ninth whip,
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  Speaker 1: twenty ninth strikes to walks ratio, and the twenty eighth
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  Speaker 1: opp ops. They have a five point six y three
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  Speaker 1: ERA their bullpens in July first.
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  Speaker 3: I'm surprised you didn't get traded at the Braves.
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  Speaker 1: Right, they should have brought in the big boy. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: numbing need.
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  Speaker 3: The writy, maybe even me. I mean, do they have
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  Speaker 3: a side armor?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so. Side arms a dying bree.
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  Speaker 2: I guarantee that they don't have a five ft seven
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  Speaker 2: and a half side arm.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, Major leaguers don't face that.
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  Speaker 1: Shit, No they don't. They're not gonna see that, and
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna be like, oh shit, their eyes is gonna
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  Speaker 1: light up, like on on Rookie of the Year when
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  Speaker 1: his special arm stops working and he has to do
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  Speaker 1: the old man throw it up in the one pitch
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  Speaker 1: he lights up and can't even hit it. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think on something here. So any organization looking to
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  Speaker 1: sign an overweight, bearded, severely bearded, hairy guy who kind
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  Speaker 1: of excels once in a while at the wave pool
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  Speaker 1: in the water park. Shoot me an email Matteteard laws
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  Speaker 1: dot com. Or if you need a five foot seven
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  Speaker 1: side arm who's bearded, who can who can probably hit
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  Speaker 1: what sixties seventies on a good day. So in my truck, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to give you some credit here. All right, scouts,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna sit. We're gonna say fifty five ish on
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  Speaker 1: a good day's side arm. You need Madibeard laws dot com.
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  Speaker 1: Hit us up. Who is your who's your so?
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  Speaker 3: This year? So that was good then, and then I
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  Speaker 3: threw two more pitches and quit for three days.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, but he's back out of here. He'll
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  Speaker 1: come out of retirement.
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  Speaker 3: Like yeah, I'm I'm I'm all for the team ship.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe the with CC down. You know, they're they're gonna
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  Speaker 1: need another bullpen guy in New York because they don't
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  Speaker 1: have enough. So maybe they could sign us to mix them.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, could you imagine maybe I or you be
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  Speaker 1: the closer they come in. Have to see one hundred
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  Speaker 1: mile an hour fastball after one hundred mile an hour
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  Speaker 1: fastball and they have to see a fifty five mile
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  Speaker 1: an hour fastball from you. Yeah, that could be the
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  Speaker 1: newest one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, alright mile an hour fastball. Ten point control, by
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  Speaker 2: the way, Yeah, that's it's pretty easy because basically I'm
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  Speaker 2: walking it there. But I have ten point control.
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  Speaker 1: Now, Rivera got a one hundred percent voting in the
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  Speaker 1: Hall of Fame with one pitch, I'm pretty sure we
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  Speaker 1: can get.
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  Speaker 3: You there, brother Cake.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're gonna have a way cooler entry intro
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: entry so on. I feel I don't know what.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: It would be yet. Let's get back to that part.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: We'll get back to that number.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: The silver. I'm kind of torn on this.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Your butt soles, that's fact.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: That's fact. You know.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: I'm I I kind of want to say Indians and
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: I kind of Indians are Indians are.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: Like the Jays.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: So I'll get the I'll give the silver in the
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: wind with the Indians because and this is weird, all right.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: They got there. They got their hitters, yep, got the
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: hitters they wanted.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: They got their I mean, you know, their starting pitching is.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: Is really good. It needs to come back.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: I worry you don't just trade one of the best
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: pitchers in the league for yes, l peak, unless you've
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: got a huge plan. Their plan was to get rid
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: of Trevor Bauer's craziness. You just picked up yes.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Yeek, yeah, imagine And and I think MLB was like,
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: you cannot have both of these idiots on one team,
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: so why don't we just swap them? The fans are
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: into it, you know what I mean. Clear clearly Cleveland
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: had one, you know, and now they got a crazy
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: addition football team. They're crazy. They're burning Lebron's jersey.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Still, you can't tell me the Reds wouldn't have traded
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Tweag for some minor some good minor leaguers.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: Imagine if Puig and Bauer were on the.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Same team, right, I could imagine how much more brawls
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: there would be.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd agreed, that's.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: What baseball really needs, it really is. So who do
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: you think exit was uglier? Puig and his brawl or
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Bower's tantrum toss.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: Neither Stroman.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah that was a good one too.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: The look the tantrum toss, Okay, I get it. Kind
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: of childish.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: The dude also once missed a major league postseason start
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: against the Jays, not his fault though, but kind of
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: because he was trying to fix a fucking h one
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: of those things. I'm not technical. The fucking drone, yep.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: The drone.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: He tried to fix a fucking drone and cut and
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: slice his finger open. Not a stupid thing like it's
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: not like a tantrum thing like, dude, you have a
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: major league postseason start in two days, stop fixing your
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: fucking drone.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: That chart anyways, My point.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Is, have you have your kid fixed it? He probably
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: would have fixed it anyways and fixed it right, or
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: just go buy a new one? How many million?
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Right? You got a million dollars And it's coming.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: From that's coming from a couple of guys that don't
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: have a drone, by the way.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: So I wouldn't know how to Yeah, I couldn't even
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: think of the word.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: I would like to.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Indians get silver because they set out to do a.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Job and they did it.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's gonna happen.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: This year, but if you set out to do a job,
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: you do it in the trademarket fair enough number one
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: clearly the Houston Astros. Uh, that is a goddamn steal
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: for their minor league system is probably quite depleted. But
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: you just got Zach Grenky and seemingly a now somewhat
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: healthy Aaron Sanchez, who's been throwing the ball really good.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: He had he had nine strikeouts in the first fucking
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: five innings.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: The other day. Like they're getting they're getting.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: A Healthyanchez, and if he stays healthy, Sanchez is depicted
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: as their number five, as I.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Saw on the TV the other day. But honestly, Sanchez
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: is definitely a number two or three went healthy. What
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: an un Pastros are going for it.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: You couldn't even create this kind of rotation in a
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: video game without cheating that you have Grinky Verlander, Cole Miley,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: and now what Sanchez as a five probably one of
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: the best bullpens in baseball right now.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah Miley okay, but he proved that he's a big
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: game pitcher last year.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: I think it's probably still there.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: You know, like Miley's always kind of hovered around five,
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: five hundred average, but you know he's got it. Yeah,
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: he doesn't have to do it, you know, like he's
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: not pitching. He's not pitching what Game two or three
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: for the Brewers this year? He's pitching maybe a waste
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: game in the postseason or long endings for the Astros exactly.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, if these guys come out Verlander, Cole, you
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, and Grenky you start a series
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: three nothing, it doesn't matter who's I mean, one of
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: them can cycle back and get another win on the
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: second time around.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: That was that was a coup right there to get
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: those guys. Yeah, so Astro's gold.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: And then of course, and then of course me being
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: the Pirate fan that I am seeing Cole disappear from
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: the Pirates organization has gone twenty seven and ten with
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: a two ninety e RA in Houston.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, didn't see that coming out.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Nah. I mean, I guess change of atmosphere, change of environment,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: different coaching staff, having one of the greatest lineups in
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: baseball will probably help that as well, because I mean,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: if if he's got a two point nine ERA in Houston,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: a three point one ERA is not going to get
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: you from in Pittsburgh when you score one to two
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: runs a game.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: I will say this though, they who they lose. They
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: lost Matt.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Kemp, they lost some other guys too, true, ast Matt
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: or not Matt camp Tony camp Tony Camp has been
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: a really, really good bench player for them, and you know,
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: I got one of those outfielders that can start when
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: someone goes down. I think they're going to miss him
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: in the playoffs. Yeah, he's kind of like a mini
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: L two Va, which almost is impossible. But the dude.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: The dude plays with a ton of intensity. He's pretty good.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: He's had a down year. I think they're gonna miss him.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: I can't believe that they had to trade Matt Kemp
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: to get Oh, they got somebody was at the Reds.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: I don't have my phone in front of me, so
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: I can't remember. Well I do, but I'm talking on it.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: They traded Matt Kemp to somebody for a believe or
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: reliever or for Martin Maldonado.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: I can't remember. Anyways, I think they'll miss him absolutely.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: So I was checking out the Twitter and Paul at
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Paul Hembo. He threw up something pretty crazy. So Verlander
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Cole Grenky this season, in sixty nine starts, have combined
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: thirty six thirteen, two point eight five e R, a
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: point nine to two whip, eleven point one strike or
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: strikeouts per nine innings. I mean, that's the opponent's batting
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: average point one seven.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: I mean that's decent, right.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: That is unbelievable. So they rank those three rank first, fourth,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: and eighth in the majors and waited on base average allowed.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: That.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and there are three of the top ten starters
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: in the majors and Miley is he's even rated in
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: the top fifteen in e ra A. Yeah, it's unbelievable.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: So yeah, it's crazy. So who would you consider the
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: biggest losers?
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: Man, the losers? I think the Giants get the bronze.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: For being the loser.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: I mean I feel like, I mean Bumgarner's staying. I
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: feel like Giants fans should be happy.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: Giants fans are.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Gonna be happy. But here's the thing. You either go
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: for it or you don't. Yeah, they traded what they
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: got rid of Milanson and they got rid of a few.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Others, Dyson and Drew, Uh, what's the name.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: Pommerman as an ERA plus five I believe.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So like he didn't really lose much.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Mlanson's you know, he's been there for a while, so
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: you got to imagine clubhouse type stuff.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: But what they can't.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what's to say to your organization too. You're
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: two and a half games out of the wild card.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Well, that's what I mean.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, they still got a chance. And I mean
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm just saying. I mean, they had a
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: great July, they're playing hot baseball. Even if they get
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: in the wild card, you never know what happens. Get
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: in there, at least have at least you have them.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Right, But you gotta get there.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: So if you if you're two and a half out
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: and you start trading people, even though not people who
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: are not having great seasons or whatever, what do you
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: get You damn well better get somebody that's going to
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: make an impact impact.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, let's go for it.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Don't just trade pieces like in that situation. Don't don't
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: the players think like, hey, Lanson's got traded. Begin you know,
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: like at some point you get you got to decide
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: to your You've got to make the decision for your players.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: We're going for or we're just going to take a chance.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Whould they get Scooter Garnet out of that?
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Scooter Janett, who you know, probably a probably a really
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: good pick up if he goes on another streak like
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: the beginning of the year, he.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Was really hot and he's Scooter.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: But you know, and that's that's good. But you know,
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: get get some other help. I would I had, I
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: had in my.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: Head that if they were going to go for it,
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Aaron Sanchez would have been a.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Good pick up, just someone, you know, some depth. Who
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: else say they traded Hunter Strickland too?
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: I think, right?
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Who's at the Giants? The Giants?
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I know the three were Yeah, the three relievers were
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Melance and Dyson and and Drew. That is what we're
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: listed on ESPN dot com.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: I think Strickland is still with the Giants.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Anyways, scher Brons, who's your silver silver losers? I feel
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: like I know who you want to be your your gold?
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: You want me to say the Jays?
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Okay, I know you man, that's tough.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Probably Oakland, Yeah yeah, don't you just want to see
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Oakland go for it just once?
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking go for it.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: If you're Oakland and I get it the Bay Area,
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: don't you try and prime Madison bumguarn on her way crazy.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: It's probably never do it. But what the fuck do
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: they care? If you're going through a rebuild, if you're
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: gonna decide treat it to anybody. At least they don't got
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: to pitch their play them every year except games. But
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: like I thought for sure, and of course Billy being
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: in that group, like they know, they just read their players,
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: set the team up for the second half, and let
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: them run wild.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Fans crazy, the players go crazy.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: But you know, every once in a while, remember the
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: John Lester move years and years ago kind of worked out,
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: but like, just go for it, just everyone, you know,
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: fuck give you, give your pause a.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Tug, give it Tier.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: I mean I don't really feel bad for him. I mean,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: they got a movie, they got all that extra publicity
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: from you know what, they're trying what they're there, and
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: it's like it's a cool concept, but is it really
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: working at this point? Because how many World series do
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: they have with their new moneyball And I mean maybe
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: maybe their organization is just like, hey, we're just going
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: to be the team that just plays the numbers, plays
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: this cool story for the media. They're not selling out games,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: not many teams are, but maybe that's just their point, like, hey,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: you know, we we got a basis, we got this,
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: we got people following us just for the numbers. They
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: don't even come to the games. They're wearing age jerseys
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: while they're playing World of Warcraft looking at the numbers.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Because it's it's almost it seems like when you when
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: you watch those games, it seems like it's a hip
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: thing to do to go to the A's games, which
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: is great. If people are paying money, people are hanging out,
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: people are rooting for them, that's great. But at some
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: point to the course of this, and it's not like
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: they haven't made the playoffs. They made the playoffs many
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: times in the last you know, two decades, But go
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: for it.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: Go for it.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: I agree, they got to go all in one time.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: And if they're fause they'd be they confess.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Their basement in the in the league, in the majors. Yeah,
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: you got really good players, you know, come on, man, put.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: The put the other pieces in. All right, who's your
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: old metal loser.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: Gold metal loser?
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: On the average, for the last five years, it has
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: been the Angels. This is not my pick, but this
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: has been the Angels because you got drought.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we got Showy, but I get it.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Don't don't sell the farm just yet because show he
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: will be back to pitching. But is that going to
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: really work, who knows. I think the Angels would be
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: real stupid to go make a whole bunch of trades
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: this year because I think they're really close.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: They have to get pitching.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: They got to go soon, though.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Mark my words. If they trade Cole Calhoun next year,
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: I can't. I don't think he's a free agent. But
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: if they, if they still have him under under a contract,
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: they got to hold onto him. He is highly important
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: to that team. Anyways, My main loser I really kind
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: of want to say the Jays because I don't think
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: they got enough. I think they should have held on
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: to Stroman for at least until fucking you know, the deadline. Instead,
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: we'll trade it on a Sunday.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: But I get it.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: If you're gonna, if you're gonna rebuild, rebuild, and they're
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: gonna rebuild.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: That being said, they I like justin Smoke.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: They should have got rid of him, They should have
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: got rid of Glvis, get anybody, because if you're gonna rebuild,
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: fucking rebuild.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Biggest loser probably the Twins Twins.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: I think the Indians are gonna catch him. I would
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: have liked kind of the same way as the A's right. Yeah,
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: the Twins are very welcome to make the playoffs. I
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: don't know if you can look at this because I
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: don't have my computer in front of me. Look look
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: up the Twins versus the Yankees in the postseason since
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: like two thousand and one, Baseball Reference dot Com will
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: have it. The stat is amazing, the win loss Twins
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: versus Yankees, and actually just the Twins versus Yankees. Did
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: you watch that game, that ten inn game or twelve
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: inning game the other night?
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: No, that the Yanks the Twins.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Much like the line in sixty one the movie there says,
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: why are people afraid of the Yankee? Or why do
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: people lose the Yankees? They're afraid of the penn stripes.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: The Minnesota Twins is an organization, are terrified in the
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: New York Yankees record. They can't they can't beat the Yankees.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: They can't.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: And they've had some they've had some very very good teams.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: But what the Twins haven't had is an ace in
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: years past since Johan Santana, true not a true ace.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Burrios is probably the closest thing, and he's probably a
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: true ace, you know, looking looking at it now. But
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: true ace also means established. You know, Barrios is really good,
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: has been, but you need someone who's there, you know,
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: go trade again, Minnesota, trade for bum Gunner.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: See what happens, right, give it, give it a shot.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Thank Yous' record to get to the Twins in two thousand
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: and two. And this includes four soul crushing postseason series
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: from Minnesota's now eighty nine and thirty three.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Yes, like that is insane.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: York is against Yeah, New York is eighty nine and
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: thirty three against Minnesota.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: But if you if you look up postseason, yes, stupid.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: It's a seven thirty winning percentage. Basically three wins out
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: of four. It calculates to one hundred and eighteen wins
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: and one hundred and sixty two game season and these.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: Are fairly good.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Like, I mean, look look at the look at from
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: two thousand and two up to twenty ten, right, but
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: when you.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: Look at the uh.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: When you like, if you break all that down to
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: see how fucking bad it really is.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: It's unbelievable.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: It's fucking bad.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I'm believable. I wonder where the Twins just said. You
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: know what, maybe maybe we'll just be less embarrassed if
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: we don't make the playoffs because the chances are we
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: might have to play the Yankees, and we know we're
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: not going to beat them, right, But.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Yet the Yankees didn't do fucking nothing. The Yankees would
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: be huge losers if they weren't so goddamn good already.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: That's the thing. Yeah, I mean a lot of I mean,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: the being in the New York market and even the Dodgers,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, the bigger market teams are
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: just getting shipped on because they didn't do anything. But
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: you gotta think, like they got Incarnacion in June, that's
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: a pretty goddamn big move.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Like who the Yankees can give up can at least
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: to get to the postseason. The Yankees can average four
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: five runs giving up a game, they're gonna they're still
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: gonna get the postseason.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, And that's that's the thing.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: That's what these are based on for the most part,
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Like can you get to the postseason? Yanks are getting
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: the postseason, no one's beating the Red Sox are having
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: the lull.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: And the Rais just aren't good enough. It's true, I
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: thought I thought the Rais would do more.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean, but and it's funny to me
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: that they they always do the battle. How like Jeff
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Low now out did Cashman again, you know what I mean,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Like it seems to be like this big battle that
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Houston's getting these moves. But you got to think too,
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: even Greenky he had a fifty I think I already
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: had a fifteen team, no trade clause, which included the Yankees.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: They weren't even running for him. Like there's there's people
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: out there that are like, nah, I'm not going to
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: that market. I'm not going to that organization. And being
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: a beard podcast, I wouldn't go there either, because you
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: can't grow goddamn beard and then to be a Yankee
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: that's bullshit, that's stupid. It's just another reason to hate them.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: You're gonna tell me, now, great, we all know my
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: beard is not one to uh one to gog, but
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: it's growing nicely. I would say, yeah, you know, but
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: like you're gonna tell me how I can and cannot
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: wear facial hair.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, yes, I granted they signed the paycheck. You
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: know what you're getting into, but.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I mean I suppose that they want.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's a whole sport, there's a whole tradition,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: that rolls in many sports. For the playoff Beard, you're
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: taking that away from it. Yeah, where the organization that
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: has you know, the most World series and history And
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: maybe we don't need the playoff Beard, but fuck you,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: you need a playoff Beard. Everybody should have the right
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: to grow beard.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: And players were different than now. Players are more individual
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: aspos you know, like you watch you watch those.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Older teams of the sixties.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: In earlier, like if you were a baseball player, you
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: worked on a farm, you worked off season, you were.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: You were a man among the boys.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Then you get into the seventies and eighties, it's rough
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: and tumbled.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: The eighties were very rough.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Yankees sucked in the eighties aside from their championship championship
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: run rate in the beginning, Yankees horrible mm hmmm.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Because the game had changed a little bit. It was
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: pretty rough, although that kind of went into the seventies.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: But nineties. Yeah, the only.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Reason they won them in the late nineties in the
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: early two thousands because they were homegrown.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: Sure you got crops for that one, but now you
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: know they're they're fantastic.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: But you know, I think I think there's something to
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: be said for the way the Astros have done it
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: and the Cubs have done it, just you know, letting
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: people be themselves exactly.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: And it's good. It's good for it's good for the market,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: it's good for the teams, it's good for you know
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: a lot of people like Jersey sales. You know, there's
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: there's a couple of very marketable players. And you could
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: take a guy Charlie Blackman. He grew out a sweeteard.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: People didn't real you know, you know he's got that beard.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Now he's got that cave man what going on for?
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: You know when they were hot, when he was hot,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: that's what they talked about. Like he he became you
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: know something else. And I'm gonna say it's because of
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: the beard.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: It's market like you said, it's marketable.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: He without that beard, he probably performs similar to what
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: he's to what he's done.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: But he's in Colorado. He's got to stay warm, that fact.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: But I think he performed nearly as well as he
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: does and nowhere near as exciting as he is without
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: the beard.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Yep, there's just no way it's him exactly. And that
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: and let's let's cycle back real quick on your on
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: your stroman I know you're I know you're pissed about
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: it in the tantrum and they didn't think they got
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: enough about it. But as a Mets fan, and they
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: didn't really they didn't move really anything. What about a
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty rotation of de gram Cynegard, Stroman, Wheeler and Matts. Yeah,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: I mean that's a pretty impressive assuming they stay healthy.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: They pitched to their ability. You know, they get some bats.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, you still obviously have to hit, but they
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: got some young talent. I'm not saying that they're going
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: to go out and win the World Cheries in twenty twenty,
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: but that's a pretty decent lineup. That's a good rotation.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: Well when you when you look at it in fifteen,
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: everything aligned. Plus of course David Murphy forgot who David
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Murphy was. Although no offense to David Murphy because he's
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: fantastic and he has one of the prettiest upper cut.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: Left handed swings I've ever seen.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Truth.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: But you know, they were finally healthy.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and if you could just get all those starters
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: healthy again, pitching in defense wins true. Now they just
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: need defense, and I'm telling you Stroman's really good. When
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Stroman wants to be really good. See Phillipson and Buarda
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Perez were talking this morning on MLB dot com not
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: to plug but favorite channel.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Plug. You know.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: The Stroman kept saying he wanted to sign with the
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: jas E RA. The past few years has been up
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: and down, up and down.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: Well, Strowman sees himself as a I'm sure multi million
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: dollar you know, two number million a year, and the
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: J's are going.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Well, wait a minute, Bud, Yeah.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: You're you're really good this year and you're really really
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: good two years ago.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: But in between that and the ra of four us, yeah,
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: like who's uh, who are we getting? And that's fair?
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Oh absolutely, I mean you don't want to money.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: But you know, the only thing with the J's to
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: me is just like, well, the complete rebuild doesn't make
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: sense because at some point, let's say, let's say they
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: are a little bit better or in a you know,
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: a year or two earlier, they're real close, but then
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: they gotta sign somebody.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: You don't sign a good starting pitcher.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: For any less than you were going to sign Stroman anyways,
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: or sign you know, the money. You were going to
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: find those guys too. In three or four years is
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: the money you're going to sign for a number four
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: or five starter. True, you could probably keep somebody, but
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: if you're not, gonna make sure you get a good
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: package back and we'll see.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, And I mean, like you said, and you
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: don't know too, and a lot of or what's kind
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: of crazy too. And what you don't see a lot
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: in baseball is the draft picks because they're almost irrelevant.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: You don't know what's going to happen. And trading draft
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: picks and the majors for guys that are going to
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: probably be in the minors for a long time. It's
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: not as prevalent, you know, and as football and stuff.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Because somebody was asking me the other day, they're like, man,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: you got this, but why is there never any draft
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: picks included in baseball? Well, it's not like hockey, and
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: it's not like uh football and basketball and stuff like that.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: There's just so many teams and players and minor leagues and.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Right there's a huge there's a huge minor league system.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Process, that's why baseball is the hardest sport. Very few
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: can come out of college or high school play in
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: the in the MLB, where I mean you get not
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: high schoolers, but college football players go right to being
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: some of the best stars.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: In the NFL. YEP, college hockey players, same thing. College
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: basketball players end up being the stars of the NBA.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I just said that, right, but
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it makes sense. We get it.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: No, thanks, it's a major league.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: There's very few that go right from high school to
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: the majors or even college to the majors.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: My boy John Nolar did it though, but he's not
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: really my boy. I don't know him.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: He's not.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean he rocked a helmet like a champ.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Right, and now you get to do that in first
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: base when you're coaching I do. It is very weird.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: You should get a little or you just get a
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: sticker put it on your helmet.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: I should not fifteen years, but fifteen years.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: That's how long you've been coaching.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Wow, it's impressive.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that would have been my fifteenth if I
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: didn't quit. Right, we're old, but we're getting old.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Ye.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: If you're too hot or you're too cold, there's only
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: two numbers you need to know. The Merkley brothers, Adam
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: and Ben have been supporting the North Country since twenty fifteen.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: They're all you're gonna need for residential and commercial needs.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Call Adam at three one five, six hundred twelve forty
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: eight or Ben at three one five, six hundred twelve
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: forty four. Would you rather go to jail for one
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: year or go to jail with a Rubik's cube and
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: you can't leave until you solve it?
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: Give me the fucking year, bud.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: That's what I think too. I think I take the
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: year year.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: I'm not smart enough. Some people would be like, yeah, yep,
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: and I mean like, and I'm a smart dude.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: I feel like a year though, three hundred and sixty
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: five days of working at it, I feel like you could.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: But what if what if you get out after the
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: year anyways?
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: No, because why do I?
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Oh you would?
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: I'd go crazy before the year ended.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: I'd go crazy within the first month trying to fake
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: that out and get out of jail because, no doubt,
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: knowing you and we're friends, you're putting me in the
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: federal appeunt me in the ass prison and I need
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: to get out of.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: There, not that county ship. And you're you're you're a
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: little guy. They're probably gonna really like you.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, they're gonna love me all right.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have everyone talk about you behind your
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: back or not talk about you at all?
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: Talk about me and behind my back at least at
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: least I know, at least I know I'm making an
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: impression if they If people don't talk about you behind
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: your back, and now we all know you know me.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: I am a huge people person. I understand, I understand people.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: I've been in the people service.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: For these, servicing people forever.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: But if you're not making an impression on people, then
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: you're not existing in life. Yeah.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Nothing, You're just going through the motions.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: You're going through the motions I would I would rather
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: be made fun of than not noticed.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Absolutely. Oh, I know what you are gonna pick for
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: this one. I feel like I feel like, yeah, it's
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: an obvious choice, and I feel like you might even
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: have one of these. Would you rather vomit every time
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: someone mentions McDonald's or wear a fedora for the rest
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: of your life?
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: I could rock right now, But.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: That's what That's what I was thinking you were going with.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: I am McDonald's today.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: I love it, yep, and imagine every but how many
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: times do you hear somebody mention McDonald's, there is a lot.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: At least once a day someone in my work gets
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: questions if they're going there or not.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: So then so you puke once a day or where
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: you're just gonna rock.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: You want to know why pukin's not fun?
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: It's not because I'm afraid of getting the bat out.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: It's because I don't like tearing up. Yeah, there is
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: a man with a soul or a good gut that
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: doesn't tear.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Up when they But your guy, but your guy that
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: likes right, how are you gonna wear a Fedora coach
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: in baseball?
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: You have to, I'll figure it out helmet.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're a guy that likes to mix up hats, like, oh,
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: you can't. You gotta wear a door.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: That's a good point.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: But I can wear for doors with every fucking logo
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: I want.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess it's not the same Fedora. It's just
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: a Fedora. Hey, all right, all right, Well here's one
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: for you. Would you rather have your Internet search history
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: go public or your sex tape go viral?
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: Oh? Sex tape viral?
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I think I'm the same page because especially
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: like if you get a sex tape, and you edit
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: it properly like it's gonna be good publicity. I know
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: you're married, it doesn't matter for you. But it's one
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: sex tape. You start seeing what you're searching for on
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: the internet. I mean, not that you're in the weird ship,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: but there's some fucking ship that could get some people
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: in trouble.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: But here's the deal. I don't need to edit it.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: All right, Logan. Guys, Logan is going on record saying
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: he doesn't need his sex tape edit.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying I'm porn star. I'm saying we do
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: it right. I don't need to edit it. For this reason.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: We do it right. I definitely don't want my history
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: out because I do it right.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: But I mean, technically, Google and police and all these people,
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: they're pretty much they're searching the Internet for it anyways.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: But all right, you're the sex tape. You can't take
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: it back. Nope, that's your answer, because you do it right.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: I do it right.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Beside you, would you rather have every other single person
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: in the world be all male or all female? I
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: mean that seems pretty obvious for us, right.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Look, because there's females that love baseball, they love beer,
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: they love whiskey.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: That's why I have a wife who loves them. So
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: I'm good.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be able to You're gonna be able. You're
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: going to be the only person that can reproduce. And
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: then eventually there's gonna be a males again. It's gonna
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: be a cycle. It's gonna be a crazy cycle. You're
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: gonna be like that one bull that just gets to
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: the entire I'll die out of exhaustion then within the
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: first month. All right, last last this is I guess
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: this isn't really a wood you're rather, but it's a
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: question that I wrote down in the wood your rather section.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: So you get a billion dollars, but you can never
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: leave the state of Ohio. Do you take it?
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: Jeez? I guess I don't know enough about Ohio.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: About that, I mean, if you don't know enough about Ohio,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: I think it says it all. But it's a billion
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: with B but you can never leave the state. There's
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: no Florida, there's no Italy, there's no Ottawa. You can't
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: go to a Jay's game.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: No, no, If I can't go to a Jay's game,
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: I'm saying, but.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: You have a billion dollars. I don't care they have
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: to come to Ohio.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: I don't care. Here's why.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: Hey, I can't go to a Jay's game unless it's
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: in Cleveland or Cincinnati.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: They don't play them enough.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: I like I like the area. I mean, I like
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: my friends. I couldn't go to reunion.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: They have a billion dollars. You can fly.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: My parents are too cheap to come see me for.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: A while, But you have a billion dollars.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: What are you gonna do with a billion dollars and.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Fucking you you'd have to just build and make it
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: come to you. Look, I'm not I'm not saying I'm
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: for it. I'm just I'm just trying to.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Go for gotics. The dark cartel guy in Mexico there,
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: he had billion dollars. He got killed. Don't make everything.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Somebody, you know, I mean somebody. I mean they're burning
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Lebron Jersey's probably still they're gonna find you. They're gonna
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: end up raiding your house or I don't know. I
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: think I think it would end very very badly.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna say no, I'll forego the billion dollars.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: Although Dave Steve did pitch a no hitter versus Indians.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: In Ohio see. But who knows that you would be
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: there because you had a billion dollars. Maybe you just
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: be weird at the press, and maybe it'd be like
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: you just have you go, Hugh Hefner. You would just
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: have all the clocks removed, you'd have no windows, you'd
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: have everything. You would not know what was going on
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: in the mansion to be all, to be all, he'd
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: have staff twenty four.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: To seven, and I couldn't pull my kids away.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: True, I pitt you they be all right for a
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: billion dollars.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm saying, uh, well, otherwise we would have
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: already moved it either out of our bosston.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: I'm saying now, I'll forego with a billion dollars.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: That's a hard no.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: That's a hard no. All right.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Circling back, what do you have for your own thoughts?
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Do you remember your You're in You're in my thoughts,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: You're in my thoughts.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: I suppose when I pee, I don't know about today,
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: but the other day I do remember peeing and thinking
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: about how sad Mike Trout's baseball.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: Career is bad.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: So you're standing there rocking a piss thinking about Mike
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Trout's baseball career.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes I don't rock the piss.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I you stand there and hope that it dribbles out.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: Sometimes I have to wait a little bit. I'm thirty eight,
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: I drink a lot, which the drinking a lot.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Part doesn't really mean it's dribbling out, But then I'm
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: not a shape part does I'm thinking about how bad
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Mike Trout's career is bad, which is an odd thing
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: to think.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, but I mean, I guess I can see
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: the correlation. Like Mike Trout uses a bat, you're up
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: to bat at the pisser thinking swinging it around like
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: a bat and baseball and Mike, I mean, as long
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: as you're not rocking as with a boner thinking about
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Mike Trout.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: If Mike Trout was comparing himself to me, he's doing
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: very well. If Mike Trout is comparing himself to everybody
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: else in the major leagues as far as skill, he's
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: doing very well.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: Yep. But if Mike Trout is comparing himself in the
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: major leagues to everyone who's ever won anything, he he's
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: really really upset.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he it seems to be healthy, and he's playing,
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: and he does seem to be having a terrible that.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: Rings he doesn't even have a playoff win. True, I'm
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: trying to be all commercial.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: And know all that no.
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: Best team in baseball, best player, best player in baseball,
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: never has whatever I'm thinking for the person himself, he
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: looks like he might be as loyal as possible.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Yep, anybody, Yeah, yeah, at what costs? Like how loyal
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: will he stay? Is it gonna get to a point
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: where he's you don't want a chance to win? I
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: can't grow beard anyways. I'm going to fucking Yankees.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: I I can't guarantee I can't even guarantee my kids
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: will like me to mom.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: So like I can't guarantee that you're gonna be able
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: to pee either. Because this is my thoughts.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: But I just think that when he whenever Trout's opt
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: out clause is, he's gone. If they don't make a
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: push again, why the Angels should make should have went
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: all for it? Yep, Like, come on, man, it's not
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: about money. It's about making money. Later the Angels World Series,
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: Mike Trout, they might win three, they might win four
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: or five.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: He literally could save a franchise. I mean he kind
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: of already did.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, looking up real quick, apparently his contract is twelve year,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: four hundred and twenty six million, So that means he'll
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: be in an Angel's uniform at this rate through the
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: twenty thirty season. Right, So they're even if he goes there,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: he'll be about what thirty seven ish twenty thirty? They got,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: they that they got a couple of years. They got
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: to go all in at least one, like you said,
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: they got to try it.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: But when's his first opt out?
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Doesn't tell I didn't That was just a quick headline of.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: Ye, he has I can't speak, but I'm almost positive
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: he has opt out clause and he's.
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: Gonna if they don't make a push, he'd be stupid
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: if he didn't.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: True, he deserves to himself an opportunity to win a ring,
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: at least make the goddamn postseason. Yeah, the fact that
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: they've only made one postseason and what the seven.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: Years has been the league?
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: That's on?
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's is it seven? No, it's gonna be more
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: than that.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if he's twenty seven, I mean when he come in. Oh,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: they selected him in two thousand and nine with the
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: first round. He made a brief Major League appearance in
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: twenty eleven before coming up. I play twelve. That makes
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: more sense.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: So eight years, sevenfold.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, seven years, world's largest sports on tracked four hundred
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: and thirty million dollars.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: Dude, that beats messy.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: It's that's if that's in fact, is the world's largest
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: sports contract.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: That beats messy.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: I can't wait until he grows a beard. When you
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: grow a beard, come on, Mike Trout, you've gotta you
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: make four hundred and thirty million dollars. Hire me a
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: beer coach.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: Dude, you might be onto something there.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Imagine he doesn't. He's got patches, Yeah, he's got a
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: little patches on the cheek, but he could he could
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: grow out a scraggly little beard.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: Looking at the baby, the beautiful baby face that Mike
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: Trout has, I don't know if he can really grow
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: a beard.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I see. I mean there's a couple of pictures
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: with some stubble, a little patchy, but it would come
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: in white trashy.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: Dude, not white trashy.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: When Trout he wouldn't, he just wouldn't rock it. You ever,
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: just been sitting there thinking, man, I could you ever
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: just been sitting there thinking, man, I could go for
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: a nice cold beer. Well, I have the spot for you. You
• 52:00
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• 52:02
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• 52:06
  Speaker 1: through Friday, and the beer is always cold. Stop in
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  Speaker 1: or check them out on Sharsbarmarley dot com or on Facebook.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: All right, now it's time to check out beer news.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Let's see what beards are in the news. We're gonna
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: start out with Julian Castro and the twin brother Jokin Castro.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Apparently Joquin Joe, Queen Joquin. I'm gonna go with Joquin Castro.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: He's the twin brother of the twenty twenty candidate, Julian Castro.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: He said he grew a beer to help anyone avoid
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: confusing the two, which apparently happens very often. Yeah, I mean,
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at a picture. They look pretty similar. They
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: are twins. The Democratic congressman who served since twenty thirteen,
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: joke last week that he was experimenting with facial hair
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: to differentiate himself from his brother, who's currently on the
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: campaign trails. Seeking the Democratic presidential nomination. He was quoted saying,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: I hadn't shaved in like three days, and I decided
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: I just grow the beard back. It does help so
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: that people don't always think I'm running for president, he said,
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: joking with the US Today's staff. The rep said people
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: confuse him with his brother in public places like the airport,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: are on the street just about every day. You know what,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Abraham Lincoln, as we covered in the episode two, he
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: grows beard out to win the presidential campaign. Why don't
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: they reverse roles? And why isn't doesn't Julian grow out
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: his beard hit the campaign trail, see and just and
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: just grow that beard. I'll tell you what, we get
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: a nice bearded president. I'm probably gonna I'm probably gonna
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: jump on board. I'm gonna have to vote for him. Right.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: If anybody out there running for president, or any congressmen
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: or anything you want you want that beard to look good,
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: hit me up matdebeard laws dot com. Don't worry, I
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: got you back. In other news, it's it's a bit
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: of a sad news for US bearded men. Anytime that
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: a bearded brother loses his beard, it's it's a sad time.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: But this guy, he did it for a great cause.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: He did it for a great reason, though I guess
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: we shouldn't be that sad man who had spent the
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: last nine years growing a beard that measured down to
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: his waist had it shaved off for charot. The story
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: is covered by the BBC dot com, so if you
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: want to see full article, I will link it on
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: some social media. I don't know the exact length. Apparently
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: it was it was too much article. There is some pictures.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Michael Legay, sorry if I if I said your name wrong,
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: my man, there is a before and after picture. It's
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: an impressive beard. He's got the forking in the middle.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Probably probably would have used a little more oil, a
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: lot more butter, get the chin moisturized prevent that forking.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: But it's an impressive beard for sure. Could he use
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: some beard laws? Help reach out to me next time, Michael,
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: I got you, but yeah. Michael Legay of Rotherham, South
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Yorkshire said his beard eventually became like having a sleeping
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: bag on your face. It comes weeks after he was
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: placed after he placed seventh in the World Beard and
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Mustache Competition in Antwerp in the full natural over thirty
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: centimeter category. He said it it was shocked to his children,
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: who have never seen him clean shaven. Mister Legay's facial hair,
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: once dubbed Yorkshire's greatest beard, also previously won him the
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: title the British Beard Champion three year old. He works
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: for a gas company, BOC and Rotherham said his bosses
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: had offered to double whatever cash he raised for prostate
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: cancer in the UK. He was able to raise fifteen
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: and twenty five pounds of his five thousand dollars fund
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: raising target. He also said the recent hot weather really
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: made him just take the beard off. We all know
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: from the previous article from lip beard and that it
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: helps repel. I mean it helps shade. This man had
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: a nine year old beard. I mean it's pretty hefty.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: I'm curious what he did A great thing, you know.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Obviously Beard Laws goes through and helps raise money for
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: cancer as well. He helped to raise money for prostate cancer.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: That's an amazing thing. If I see an article where
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: he's still taking money, I will link it on social
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: media and on the website beard laws dot com and
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: hopefully hopefully if you're out there listening or if anybody
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: can get this to Michael, let him know. I'd like
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: to send him a beard law shirt for having a
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: nine year old beard gone and for all his efforts.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: So somebody can get that to him, that would be amazing.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: I want to get him a shirt. Or for some reason,
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: you're listening to this, Mike, I gotta make you look
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: way tough with the beard, brother, start growing that back.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: We'll see in nine years beard. But yeah, get a
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: hold of me. We'll get your beard lash some beard
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: lost wag. Football season is almost back. College football is
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: just about kicking off. We're a couple of weeks away
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: from preseason football. So beerd News Sports News. It's a
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: two for one. So let's talk about the Minnesota Vikings
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: veteran Griffin. His beard, no gray, it just looks good.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: He's got a nice, you know, probably maybe an inch
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: or two business beard, and he's just rocking it. I
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: mean ever since Griffin. He's the longest ten yured Viking,
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: having completed his first practice of training camp for a
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: tenth time ten years.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: He's a defensive end who has sixty six and a
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: half career sex, the seventh most in franchise history. He
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: made it very clear in his press conference he's got
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: no gray beard after doing after doiling out beard tip
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: at the request of guest reporter Anthony Barr. Moments after
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: shedding his helmet and practice jersey, bar entered the throng
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: of media members and asked Griffin what he's doing half
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: his beard looking so good? Barbara asked, or Bar asked.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: I noticed she came back and had a nice full beard.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: I was curious, what products do you use and do
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: you have any tips for someone like me that's aspiring
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: to get a beard like that? Hit me up, Anthony
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: bar Same role applies as if anybody knows Mike the
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: nine year beard man, Anthony bar look me up. All right,
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: maybe I'm gonna reach out to you on social media.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: I'd love to give you some beard tips. Let Matt
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: from Beard Loss hook you up. All right, my beard
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: brother find me. I got you. But Griffin explained the
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: following and a quote. I use Scotch Porter. It's a
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: little shampoo for your beard, and then they have a conditioner,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: and I also use their beard cream and they and
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: the sheene they have. Griffin said, on top of that,
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: I put a little black castor oil. Yeah, I've got
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: a little routine and then I use a wooden brush
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: and I just brush it down. Barr had a follow
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: up question, what does the wooden brush do if you
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: use a regular brush and makes your beard puff out
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: like an afro? I don't want my beard like that.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: The wooden brushes makes the hair laid down, and that's
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: an important thing, right. Bristole brushes doesn't matter that it's
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: a wooden handle. The brush. Yeah, it's a it's a
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: bar bristole brush, guarantee it. I also think you need
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: the comb, comb it, brush it, and what that does
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: is it trains your beard. Little beard tips. If you
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: want more beer tips, check out beard loss dot com.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: Check out the beer tip section. And that's going to
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: conclude it for beard News. Hope you guys enjoyed, stay
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: tuned for the next segment. It's now time for one
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: of my favorite and newly added segments, the Featured Beard.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: It's now time for one of my favorite new segments.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: It's the featured Beard of the day. Every episode we
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: are going to feature a beard. Talk about it, find
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: an article, let you know about it. Some of the
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: beards you're probably going to know, like Abraham Lincoln, who
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: you know many people know that whether you're American Canadian
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: doesn't matter. You know Abraham Lincoln. He had a beard
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: that was on episode two. If you haven't seen it,
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: go check it out. Today's featured beard on episode three
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: is Frederick Engles. The magnificent beard of socialist thinker Frederick
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Engles has inspired a climbing wall sculpture in Salford. It's
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: a sixteen foot or five meter beard statue, a symbol
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: of wisdom and learning, and it's going to stand on
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: the University of Salford's campus. Arts Company Arts Company Engine
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: who are behind the piece of the idea came from
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: a nineteen eighties plan to relocate an eastern block statue
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: of the thinker to Manchester Angles, who wrote the Communist Angles,
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: who wrote the Communist Manifesto with Karl Marx, lived in
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: the area from the eighteen forties onwards. Angles, who wrote
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: the Communist Manifesto with Karl Marx, lived in the area
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: from the eighteen forties onwards. The sculpture is going to
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: depict the nose and whiskers of the father of the
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Marxist theory and be situated on the University's peel Park
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: campus in twenty sixteen. How amazing would it be to
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: have such an amazing beard that there's literally going to
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: make a statue out of it. You can climb a
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: beard for all you ladies that have dreamt about this moment.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: All you need to do is go to the university's
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Peel Park campus and you can climb a beard. I'm
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: seeing a picture of it. Like I said, I'm gonna
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: try to do a link. The story was on the
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: BBC dot com News UK England, Manchester is the title.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: The sculpture is amazing. This guy has a sweet stash,
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: sweet beard and sweet sweet brain. What he came up with?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: What an incredible piece. I haven't personally read it. I
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: feel like the only books I've actually read from front
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: to back were the Tucker Max books. So Tucker Max,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: if you're listen, come on, man, give me a shout out.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Let's do an interview. Even if you did go to duke,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: we'll let that go. But yeah, what an amazing thing
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: to have honored for you. Like, if anybody builds statues,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: anybody wants to build a sculpture, something that you can climb,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: please sit me up. Matt Beard Loss dot com you
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: can use my beard. I'd be honored a little bit
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: about about angles if I may From BBC dot com
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: article he was born in Prussia in eighteen twenty. Wait no,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: that's no, that's that's not right. Dist so a little
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: bit about angles from the article in BBC dot com.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: He was born in Prussian in eighteen twenty. Frederick Engels
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: arrived in England in eighteen forty two to take up
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: a role at the business his family co owned and
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: selford the Ermine and Engles Cotton Mill. He lived with
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: an irishwoman, Mary Burns, who showed him the state of
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: working class life in the area, leading him to write
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: The Condition of the Working Class in England in eighteen
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: forty four, was then written by Engles thanks to Mary.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: Well done, Mary, see behind every good beard, great and
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: better woman. I believe it. It's a beard law. Go look
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: it up. Send me an email metabeard laws dot com
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: if you can find what beard law that is, and
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: maybe a winsome swag angles. He stayed in Manchester on
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: and off for the next thirty years, where he was
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: a neighbor of author Elizabeth Gaskell. I don't know what's
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: going on over there in Manchester. But they were just
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: tearing up artists. They were just having book a book,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: a book, just brains.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: So if you're looking for inspiration, I highly recommend writers
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: go to Manchester. If you're having a writing block, go
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: to Manchester. That's where amazing things happen. Apparently Karl Marx
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: came to Manchester several times to visit Engles. The pair
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: often met in the Cheatham's Library, where where Marx also
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: wrote part of his work dos Kepitea. So yeah, that
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: is the that's the feature Beard of the day. Frederick Engel.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: He's got a statue. He's got a wall sculpture. I
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: guess not a statue. I don't know if you can
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: actually climate, but it's a pretty big sculpture, sixteen foot
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you could climate. You might get yelled
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: at feel free ladies. Sixteen foot beard. It's amazing. Check
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: it out BBC dot com. Thank you for the source.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: Hopefully guys are cool with me reading your stuff. I'm
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: giving you all the credit. This is not read by
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: me Feature Beard of the day. If anything, just go
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: google Frederick Engels. You'll see a lot of cool work.
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  Speaker 1: You'll see a man with a great beard, just to
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  Speaker 1: prove that beards help wisdom. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: this is wrapping up the Sports Talk, the not interview,
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  Speaker 1: but the first episode with the co host. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: get Logan back on here more. We're gonna do more research,
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna we're gonna make episode four great. Either way,
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  Speaker 1: he's in charge of sports, so we're always gonna have
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  Speaker 1: Logan sports talking as he's available. We know we'll get
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  Speaker 1: him into more things. We'll get him in on the interviews,
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  Speaker 1: We'll get him and on the Beer News feature Beard
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  Speaker 1: of the Day, whatever else we have. And now we
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  Speaker 1: have a new section. Yeah, it will be better when
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  Speaker 1: we have a new section. You're in my thoughts by Logan,
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  Speaker 1: the one liners, the two liners. Then it can turn
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  Speaker 1: into a story about how said he is taking a
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  Speaker 1: leak thinking about Mike Trout. So again, Logan, thanks for
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  Speaker 1: joining us. Hopefully all you guys are excited. It's it's
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  Speaker 1: more exciting for me because not only do I get
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  Speaker 1: to do this with a great friend, but I actually
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  Speaker 1: get to talk to somebody else and not just ramble
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  Speaker 1: into this pop filter on this mic for hours on end.
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  Speaker 1: So logan, you have anything, any plugs, any social media
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  Speaker 1: anything you want them to follow you on yet or
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  Speaker 1: if you only have what you.
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  Speaker 3: Have, I am social media domb.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so don't follow them at anything. Eventually, eventually,
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  Speaker 1: what what I'm gonna do is I am going to
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  Speaker 1: create an email and give him access. So it's going
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  Speaker 1: to be Logan at beard laws dot com. So when
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  Speaker 1: you start getting some information, he's got an email that
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to afford onto his other email, so at
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  Speaker 1: least he can get some fan interaction and not interaction,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: no fan erections. He is married fanctions. So any information,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: anything that you do want to get to him, you
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  Speaker 1: can give that. But as always you can you can
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  Speaker 1: message me for now man a beard laws dot com
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  Speaker 1: and I can. I can give him a message. And eventually,
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  Speaker 1: once once, once you guys make us big and we
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  Speaker 1: can start getting him some more money, maybe we'll convince
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  Speaker 1: him into getting you know, the Twitter and the Instagram
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  Speaker 1: and all sorts of cool stuff, so you guys can
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  Speaker 1: check it out.
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  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, My advice before you go to bed, listen
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  Speaker 2: to your favorite song in your head.
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  Speaker 1: There you go, that's advice. That's words The Wisdom by logan,
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  Speaker 1: the guy comes in for sports, we got a whole
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  Speaker 1: new segment and now he's throwing an advice So guys,
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  Speaker 1: there's gonna be more to comment, like he said, Like
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  Speaker 1: I said, this is his first podcast, his first skype call,
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  Speaker 1: his first probably time. It's not his first time using
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  Speaker 1: the internet because we we listen to his would you rathers?
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  Speaker 1: But uh yeah, so it's only got to get better
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  Speaker 1: and it's only episode three for my self, so we've
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: got a lot of room to grow. There's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: something that's gonna come out of this awesome. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: thanks again, load, all.
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  Speaker 3: Right, thanks for having me. I'll see you.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 6: Sis tis ever said, so when guys right said, you're
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  Speaker 6: jim me out the.
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  Speaker 4: Mr before.
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  Speaker 1: And be again not alone?
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  Speaker 3: The simmer time the same s.
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  Speaker 6: I know it's hid, but I treaty the cold chills.
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  Speaker 2: What's having you the same?
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  Speaker 6: Someone said, I's as it was. I couldn't stand comet
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  Speaker 6: find to my friends, I take my life