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Morning Radio Show Hosts · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
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  Speaker 1: This week we turn off the podcast and on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Morning DJs have been part of the entertainment landscape since
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  Speaker 2: the beginning of radio, being with you in your car,
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  Speaker 2: as you get ready, as you eat breakfast. They are
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  Speaker 2: the driving force of people that give away free tickets
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  Speaker 2: to things.
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  Speaker 3: Without DJs on the radio, what would America even be.
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  Speaker 3: So today we collaborate with our favorite radio DJ station
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  Speaker 3: and get an inside look at what makes the cookie
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  Speaker 3: crumble and what makes that red light that means record
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  Speaker 3: click caller number. AOAOA. Let's listen in good morning America.
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  Speaker 2: You are up here in the morning with me and
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  Speaker 2: my buddies here on the radio station, having a really
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  Speaker 2: good time this morning. As you guys know, my name
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  Speaker 2: is Crazy Cody, and I'm having a good time here
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  Speaker 2: with my buddies on Artists and Artists on Artists and
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  Speaker 2: Artists on a podcast. Hey guys, what's up?
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  Speaker 3: My name is the Beef here on k W ninety
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  Speaker 3: five The Sploosh. I am kind of the guy who
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  Speaker 3: does the silly voices and stuff, and I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: maybe I'm a little bit of the butt of the joke.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes that's other than that. We have a lot of fun. Totally, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's right.
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  Speaker 2: It's Crazy Cody and the Beef here on ninety nine
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  Speaker 2: to five the sploosh ha yeah yeah, hot, totally and listen,
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  Speaker 2: you just are two girls EO girls girl alert oint
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  Speaker 2: oint oint oint Yeah totally.
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  Speaker 3: You guys can go ahead and say your names.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay. I am Ellie k ha Hey, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm Basily.
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  Speaker 3: That's right. Lak and Besily are two girls.
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  Speaker 4: We're two girls.
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  Speaker 1: And I will say we normally only have one girl,
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  Speaker 1: but there was a scheduling issue on the slack and so.
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  Speaker 3: We both showed up.
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  Speaker 5: This is so funny because there's not even enough chairs
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  Speaker 5: for us today.
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  Speaker 3: We're both on the same stool. Yeah, totally, yeah, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's pretty crazy.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of feminine energy coming into the man Cave tonight.
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  Speaker 3: We're worried a little bit about it.
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  Speaker 2: I opened the walk out wanting some sort of Apple
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  Speaker 2: teen here or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a skateboarder, that's awesome. I'm a rollerblader.
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  Speaker 3: Great. We actually weren't asking Nobody asked that, but very
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  Speaker 3: interesting information. Crazy Cony and the Beef.
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  Speaker 2: We have been the mainstay of the Los Angeles Southern
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  Speaker 2: California radio landscape since the early early nineties.
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  Speaker 3: The world has changed a lot, but we have been
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  Speaker 3: there together. We chuck it out the same. You know,
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  Speaker 3: the Sploosh has gone through a lot of different changes
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  Speaker 3: are our I mean, the channel is Splooshed. Our radio
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  Speaker 3: show is called Crazy Cody and the Beef, and we've
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  Speaker 3: had to really change some things. But it's been great.
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  Speaker 3: It's been great. I'm glad we've stuck it out the
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  Speaker 3: whole time. We've really done it and we got two
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  Speaker 3: awesome girls. Totally.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the station really has changed.
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  Speaker 1: For example, we used to give away iPods and now
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  Speaker 1: we give away.
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  Speaker 3: iPhone that's right. Good.
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  Speaker 5: Also, we've we've been super into giving back. We get
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  Speaker 5: back back to school packaging.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, it's crazy there's two of us here.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, that's usually my line.
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  Speaker 3: Totally, Well, let's jump into it. I mean, you guys
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  Speaker 3: are kind of seeing behind the scenes of what happens,
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  Speaker 3: like when we play songs, then we get on the
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  Speaker 3: radio and we just dish it out. I mean we're
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  Speaker 3: talking about whatever we can. Doing a radio show every
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  Speaker 3: day brand new is pretty tiring. You you have to
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  Speaker 3: keep on brainstorming idea after idea after idea. Sometimes you
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  Speaker 3: said it the beef.
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  Speaker 2: And it's difficult too because we have to, you know,
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  Speaker 2: usually use sound effects. But our sound effects guy is
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  Speaker 2: taking a break. He recently got a voseectomy and it
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  Speaker 2: is turning on him, so.
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  Speaker 3: He's taken some time.
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  Speaker 2: That's when I say never get him snipped, Yes, sniff,
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  Speaker 2: get stitch.
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  Speaker 3: That's right. It's actually quite sad. His penis has turned
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  Speaker 3: on him. It's turned into a situation that none of
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  Speaker 3: us foresaw. Not even the doctors could see this.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, his penis is evil.
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  Speaker 3: That's so funny. A penis turning on him.
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  Speaker 5: That sounds like a badge.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sure what that means.
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  Speaker 2: So anyways, our sound effects guy he's not here, so
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  Speaker 2: we actually have to do our own sound effects. And
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  Speaker 2: we'll give you guys a reminder that there's not gonna
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  Speaker 2: be doing anyone doing the sound effects. So if you
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  Speaker 2: guys want to throw some in there, oh there we go.
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  Speaker 2: We got a fart. Yeah, yeah, we got a wacky noise.
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  Speaker 2: Generic wacky noise, one of my favorite things that he
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  Speaker 2: likes to play.
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  Speaker 4: That's for when we say something off the wall.
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  Speaker 5: What's also awesome about this is that we're doing this
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  Speaker 5: in studio today.
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  Speaker 3: I'd say that three out of our seven days.
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  Speaker 5: Of the week we're on location, sometimes in front of
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  Speaker 5: a water park or.
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  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, three out of the seven days a week
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  Speaker 3: we go on location in front of a water park.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes it's a wild and crazy radio show.
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  Speaker 1: Ninety five the spoosh for yeah, you never know where
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna be. We're catching you're on the slide. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: you're catching waves no matter what. You better call in
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  Speaker 1: the ninety three five for those tickets to the shopping mall.
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  Speaker 3: Real soon we're.
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  Speaker 5: Catching the spoosh, the splash and the wash.
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  Speaker 3: So the thing about the girls is they do a
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  Speaker 3: lot of the promotional stuff totally. They're so good at it,
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  Speaker 3: they're rock and roll at it, but they kind of
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  Speaker 3: fall into it a lot of the time. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 3: we want to give them segments, we want to let
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  Speaker 3: them grow in their total voices. But a lot of
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  Speaker 3: the time, so what happens is when when our radio show,
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  Speaker 3: Crazy Coding and the Beef is not on, we'll do
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  Speaker 3: a lot of promotional stuff and it's just so nice
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  Speaker 3: to hear those beautiful feminine voices do the promotions. It's
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  Speaker 3: such a beautiful, beautiful thing. Women sell things better. I
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  Speaker 3: always say that this special.
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  Speaker 1: Is sponsored by Kmart, km Art. You better come in
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  Speaker 1: here now. We've got stuff for you to buy.
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  Speaker 5: We're outside six Flags water World, Magic Mountain and we're
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  Speaker 5: giving away Kmart bags. Fill the k's and the marks Camart.
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  Speaker 4: Kmart, Kmart. You're gonna be saying all that when you
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  Speaker 4: step into our news store on burd Bank Boulevard.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, totally, those beautiful feminine voices, it's just it's it's
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  Speaker 3: music to my ears.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we gotta have feminine touch on this here podcast
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  Speaker 1: because the radio, because the way that you guys go
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  Speaker 1: on and on about your guys stuff, it's so important
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  Speaker 1: to have the girl's perspective food people. Girls can't be
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  Speaker 1: trusted and they shouldn't be and you should always look
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  Speaker 1: at their phones.
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  Speaker 3: Well that's the thing that we constantly talk about on
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  Speaker 3: the radio.
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  Speaker 2: I actually disagree with her on that, Yeah, which is
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  Speaker 2: shocking for me.
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  Speaker 3: This is crazy because when we sit we always talk
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  Speaker 3: about this, can girls be trusted? We're constantly pushing it
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  Speaker 3: that they can. By the way, call in.
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  Speaker 1: Now one eight hundred kN ninety five tell us if
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  Speaker 1: women can be trusted.
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  Speaker 3: Well, this is an interesting thing. Aoaoao has let us
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  Speaker 3: add caller in just to you know, stimulate and simulate
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  Speaker 3: a radio show totally actually feel.
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  Speaker 4: Like, Oh I wish you, I bet you wish you
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  Speaker 4: was stimulated.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's kN ninety five, this blush with the beef
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  Speaker 5: and goaty cimulate, stimulate and bimulate.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, it's not kN ninety five the mask.
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  Speaker 1: We were hard against that when that was happening. We
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  Speaker 1: were So this is basically what it's like every morning.
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  Speaker 3: And I want to reiterate.
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  Speaker 2: We are on the air from four am to noon
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  Speaker 2: every single day, eight hours of content coming straight to
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  Speaker 2: those ear holes, giving you guys tickets to go see
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  Speaker 2: Cheap Trail and Wango Tango.
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  Speaker 3: So let's talk man.
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  Speaker 1: And that's and I want to specify it because Kiss
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  Speaker 1: of M owns Wango Tango.
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  Speaker 4: We own o Wango Tango.
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  Speaker 3: It's got some of the best cover bands you've ever
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  Speaker 3: heard of. They've got the cures, they've got white stipes,
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  Speaker 3: they've got.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody who only covers POMPEII by By Steele.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, so good, but it's not Bastille and don't
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  Speaker 2: get them confused.
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  Speaker 3: It's a man who sounds a lot like the lead
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  Speaker 3: singer and plays one of those instruments that's all the instruments,
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  Speaker 3: a drum, a guitar as a guardian.
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  Speaker 2: He's amazed, but his hands are a lot longer, and
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  Speaker 2: he'll make sure you know that.
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  Speaker 3: He bas steeles, if you know what I mean. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, O Wango Tango can be found in Reno, California.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's not.
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  Speaker 4: A city in California.
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  Speaker 1: So what we mean by that is there's a casino
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  Speaker 1: in Nevada called California. That's what we mean when we
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  Speaker 1: say Reno, California, the only casino where you can buy dogs.
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  Speaker 2: So let's talk about how we structure our show, Crazy Cody.
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  Speaker 3: You go ahead, Crazy Cody. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So you know, it's a lot of really fun segments.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's been a really good time. I do
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  Speaker 2: miss the nineties. I missed the contest we got to
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  Speaker 2: do in the nineties. Those were super super fun. Oh
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  Speaker 2: my god, it was really really fun. We were the
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  Speaker 2: first radio station to do a competition where if you
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  Speaker 2: kept your hands on a vehicle, you could win the vehicle.
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  Speaker 2: If you kept it on for the hands on a
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  Speaker 2: hard body contest, but our car was in motion and
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  Speaker 2: it was going really slow down a hill.
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  Speaker 3: It was two miles an hour down a hill, pick
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  Speaker 3: up speed every little bit, and people had to keep
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  Speaker 3: their hands on. The last person to hold on the
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  Speaker 3: trick was though. We let you bring one item of
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  Speaker 3: tape so you could tape your hand if you wanted to.
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  Speaker 3: It was crazy, It was awesome. But then not to
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  Speaker 3: eleven happened and just things changed after, just changed in
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  Speaker 3: the air.
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  Speaker 4: I miss the audio wet t shirt contest, You.
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  Speaker 3: Guys are, Yeah, that was fun. It would be describe
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  Speaker 3: how wet your T shirt is? Yeah, And we when
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  Speaker 3: we had to take that word on it because they'd
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  Speaker 3: call in. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So it was whoever could use the soppiest wettest adjective.
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  Speaker 2: It was in a way of poetry contest. And I
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  Speaker 2: actually think that rocked.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: This one girl called in and said she was completely ensconced,
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  Speaker 2: and why oh that was good.
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  Speaker 4: And I believed her.
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  Speaker 5: I believe And depending on which woman was in that day,
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  Speaker 5: we would never trust her, That's right, you never you
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  Speaker 5: never trust her, You never trust her. But nowadays, you
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  Speaker 5: guys you guys's interviews are really good.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we like to have a lot of fun with interviews.
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  Speaker 2: We do something a little different with the interviews where
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  Speaker 2: the Beef will interview them and then I'll come in
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  Speaker 2: and I'll say, hey, uh is is that all good?
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  Speaker 2: I think we're about to start, so we'll make it
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  Speaker 2: sound like the Beef doesn't work there.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's really funny. They seem to really really respond
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  Speaker 3: kind of kind of it kind of it's always interesting.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I'm kind of the front man. The guy
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  Speaker 3: gets a lot of shit on this.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 3: The Beef is always getting called out.
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  Speaker 2: You're always weird, you always wear the worst smelling deodorant.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, there's all sorts of stuff that we bring
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  Speaker 2: up in granular detail every single.
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  Speaker 3: Davie got me every single day for that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I tell you something that we may Okay, we may
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  Speaker 1: be getting you, but something you're not getting is laid
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  Speaker 1: that's right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, No, that's another thing they constantly bring up.
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  Speaker 3: My divorce. It was extremely messy. Natasha took the kids,
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  Speaker 3: and it's something that they keep on bringing up. But
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  Speaker 3: the Beef loves it. I love being This is usually
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  Speaker 3: where we put.
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  Speaker 5: This is usually where we play the Natasha sound by
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  Speaker 5: You're never gotten that kids again?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so hey, they asked Natasha to come and to
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  Speaker 3: sound effect. Yeah that's my my ex wife saying you'll
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  Speaker 3: never get the kids again. And then they added an
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  Speaker 3: air hoard the foghorn after it. That's right, Hilaire.
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  Speaker 1: I love the segments where we show you school pictures
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  Speaker 1: and just show what.
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  Speaker 4: They're up to, and we die.
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  Speaker 3: I have to guess what the kids are up to.
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  Speaker 3: I love that. My favorite segment is when we do
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  Speaker 3: act outs where I get to do all the funny voices.
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  Speaker 3: You guys say, you say, oh, here's the situation, and
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  Speaker 3: I I fake call in, will you do? Will you do?
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  Speaker 1: Paris Hilton? Uh calling into the sex party?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, do we call this Beefer's Theater on the
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  Speaker 2: on the on the on the show, I'll do.
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  Speaker 3: I'll do the intro of the sound doctor, doctor three
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  Speaker 3: seats for Beefers Theater, ring ring ring, ring, ring ring ring. Hello,
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  Speaker 3: it's Paris Hilton. That's what she sounds like. Totally. I'm
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  Speaker 3: just wondering if I can do the thing. Hello, Okay, goodbye.
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  Speaker 3: I kind of forgot the problem it's a classic thing
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  Speaker 3: that happens up Beavers Theater. I don't know why these
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  Speaker 3: problems just slipped through me like glass. We used to.
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  Speaker 1: Write him for you, Well we didn't do but somebody,
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  Speaker 1: not somebody, our assistant used to write you little comedy skit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah it was so and they were so funny. But
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  Speaker 1: then people started complaining.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we really went after.
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  Speaker 4: Victoria's secret models.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we had this guy that was writing for us
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  Speaker 3: for a long time called Ben Shapiro. He loved writing
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  Speaker 3: the comedy skits for our splush. Loved that kid. Weird
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  Speaker 3: little TP smelled like a mix between roses and macaroni
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  Speaker 3: and cheese.
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  Speaker 2: Remember that one day we surprised him by covering him
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  Speaker 2: in a black light and seeing what kind of stains
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  Speaker 2: he had on his body.
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  Speaker 5: He was covered in. Let me tell you what a
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  Speaker 5: weird show for a radio station.
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  Speaker 2: I know it was a weird show for us to
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  Speaker 2: but we did it.
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  Speaker 3: But we had to get poetic and we went on
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  Speaker 3: True TV. Remember that was the thing. Well, this is
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  Speaker 3: the thing. You know a lot of things about radio
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  Speaker 3: is that you don't have the video aspect. You have
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  Speaker 3: to get really creative, don't have to get it's awesome.
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  Speaker 4: I miss all our prank calls we used to do.
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  Speaker 3: I missed the days of pranks. Can I just say that?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, when we would prank call and these
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  Speaker 1: were real calls, when we would call, uh, we would call.
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  Speaker 1: We would call the the owner of Embassy Suites and
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  Speaker 1: we would pretend to be Queen Elizabeth.
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  Speaker 3: That and he believed us. And the way the way.
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  Speaker 5: Cody would would stare into the Embassy Suites, eyes through
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  Speaker 5: the phone and just and just just sizzle them into
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  Speaker 5: a thousand pieces again for your Queen Elizabeth, for us,
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  Speaker 5: would you please let's hear it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh hello, I'm the Queen Elizabeth, come to England.
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  Speaker 2: And then I would say, you're gonna tell the Queen
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  Speaker 2: she can't stay at your hotel.
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  Speaker 3: I need a place to stay. Tell her to her
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  Speaker 3: face on the phone, tell her she can't stay in
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  Speaker 3: your hotel. Why can't I stay in your hotel? And
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  Speaker 3: just like Butter, we'd go.
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  Speaker 5: We're giving away Good Diva bags hot chocolate.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, the days that Good Diva used to miss.
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  Speaker 1: Those So call one eight hundred Sploosh for your chance
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  Speaker 1: to win eleven year old Good Diva Chocolate.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, you're never getting my kids. Man, We've had
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  Speaker 3: a lot of fun on this show.
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  Speaker 2: I guess it's a good time to mention that we
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  Speaker 2: are actually recording our last show after this.
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  Speaker 3: Ever, we're going off the air. It turns out radio
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  Speaker 3: is not working anymore. People. You listen to Spotify podcast,
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  Speaker 3: But maybe there's a podcast coming down the line for
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  Speaker 3: us too. It would be awesome. Yeah, it'd be really
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  Speaker 3: awesome for.
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  Speaker 4: You too, or four?
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  Speaker 3: Four or two? You said you too?
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  Speaker 1: Is it as in too or as in two?
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  Speaker 4: Like the two of you guys?
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  Speaker 3: In what way? What are you asking? What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: We're asking?
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  Speaker 5: It sounded like you were you were talking about the
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  Speaker 5: future of you two. Oh yeah, Uh, could you elaborate,
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  Speaker 5: because we were wondering about us two.
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  Speaker 4: We were wondering because we're two girls.
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  Speaker 1: We're two people, right, we're two people, and we've been
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  Speaker 1: doing this for fifteen years now. When we go home,
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  Speaker 1: we don't have thoughts or anything else.
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  Speaker 4: So we were just wondering.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys live together, don't you.
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  Speaker 4: We live together, separate rooms.
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  Speaker 1: We see each other in the kitchen sometimes and yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and we sleep standing up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, without a bed. You probably have tons of room.
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  Speaker 4: It's actually a pretty sweet deal.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you go to the exact center of our room,
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: we facely to north, can we stand and we sleep
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: for exactly eight hours.
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: Then five am we're back in the studio exactly.
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: And I know you said we sleep standing up for space,
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: but it's actually not a spatial thing.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: It's just for the sun.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Explain that to synthesize like plants, the energy from the
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: sun allows us to.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Get deep into Gotta say, due north is not the
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: answer for sunlight to our future.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: Well, let's talk about it.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, I you know, I didn't really think we
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: were gonna mention it here on on Artists on Artists,
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: on Urist on.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: Artists, our radio show. So I feel like we can
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: discuss it. So we definitely talk. We've been trying to
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: bring you guys over on the podcast.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Uh you know, we're setting it up right now, but
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: we're getting some uh user feedback. We're getting some some
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: some some observations, get a lot of commons that you
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: guys maybe aren't really with the times of the modern woman.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: We aren't with the times of the modern woman.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: And it might be.
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: It's every woman, where is she.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: You guys just say she'd be trusted.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: So this is to tell us if we could trust
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: the modern way, I would.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Hide her phone.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Listen, I want to accop to this. I think that
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: we are a little responsible. It's like when you look
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: back you homeschooled your child and he doesn't know the alphabet.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: That's how it feels to me. That's how it feels
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: like what we did to you guys. And it does
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: keep me up at night in my bed lying down,
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: of course, but it keeps me up at night because
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: I wonder if we send you guys off in a
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: little bit of a wrong direction.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: We chose to sleep standing up. I know I'm not.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: I'm not. I'm not. We're not holding on to that.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: We're not come for our sleeping style.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Us.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: We're not independently of you. We're not just that before
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: being employed by it.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: It's more about your views rather than how you sleep.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: You know, it might be what we.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Do to ourselves when we walk in here. What what
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: do you guys do to yourselves when you walk in here?
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'll be real, and I don't know if you
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: remember this, but I've been having some strange dreams to
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: they give us a clue.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: To what's going on with us?
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: All right, tell us about your dreams. What's going on?
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: This is their dream section. Sweet dreams are made of
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: these you're never getting the kids. Okay about her dreams?
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: So I had a dream that I was in the
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: office at Apple TV Studios and I was pitching a
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: show too the guy from Parks and Recreation, Adam Scott,
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: And I said, what if there's a show called Severance
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: where when you walk into your work life you are
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: completely divorced from your home life and you can't remember who.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: You are when you go into either one. And I remember.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Pitching it as though it had happened to me, as
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: though in nineteen ninety eight. I went into Bill Gates's
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: office and I asked if this was possible, because I
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: was worried about the fucked up shit you guys were
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: saying on air, and I wanted to continue making a
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: moderate hosts salary.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Okay, can I ask you a question? Yeah, was this
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: before or after you watch the show Severance?
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: I believe the time is not linear.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: I believe everything happened because for me, it sounds like
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: you watch Severance and then had a dream about what
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: would be like to be severanced.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: Now, when you.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Say watch Severance, are you talking about the show that
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: I pitched.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: In my brain?
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: Or is that real? It's a real show.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: Okay, I really think this happened to me.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: You think okay, So just to make sure I understand,
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: you think when you walk through our studio doors, you've changed,
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: You've changed, and it's completely studio doors.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: I don't remember what I do outside.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: All I know is that we go to the exact
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: position in the center of our rooms, we sleep standing up,
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: and then we go somewhere, and then we wake up
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: and we're back at home.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Wow, this is really interesting. Is this still a dream
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: or is this is reality? This is real?
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: And I think what's different about today is that I've
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: never been here with you. That's what it is, because
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: we're never here together again.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: But you guys know that you sleep standing up because
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: you guys are really we chose that, because we chose
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: that before. I believe it. This ship, you guys are.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: You guys are problematic and try to blame it on Deceever, guys,
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: I tried to own it. Did you not hear me
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: trying to own it? I heard you. I tried to
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: come to it, try to come to it in this
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: completely different direction.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: In our defense, in our defense, hey, we chose that,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: we chose to sleep.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Sleep standing up. Okay, I know, we get that. I
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: understand my God and b.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: When we were hired, you guys were in your late
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: thirties and we were twenty two year old women.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Twenty two and that's the perfect age.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: And that's when we got.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: You're never say never stuff like when you guys say that,
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: I'm prompted.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: We didn't say the perfect age.
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: We would have, so can I say when we sleep
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: standing up? We don't have a brow.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: The perfect age light my eyes. These girls were never
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: touched and beautiful.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: It's spring break.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: I've lost the ball.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: I've completely I've completely lost track. They're talking about is
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: true for them, and we gotta let them believe whatever
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: they don't.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: You gaslight us into thinking that what we're doing isn't real.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: This is the most real.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Listen, we've gotten really on Crazy Cody the Beef, We've
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: gotten real a bunch of times. As you guys remember
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: one of my favorite segments, Cody's Cookies. We send cookies
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: to someone who thinks that their partner is cheating on them, right,
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: And we've done that pretty frequently. So we've gotten really
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: real here, and I'm not afraid to get real.
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: Send cookies we're getting, we're having we're.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: Having a manic break.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Sure, Yeah, same thing, a break where I also kind
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: of remember the cook being awesome because it's a great test. Yeah,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: definitely didn't hire actors to do this. We would send
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: real cookies to real people.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: We send real cookies to real people that thought they
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: were being cheated on, and it's more of just what
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: what are they going to do with those?
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: Because when you're cheated on, you want.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: To eat a lot of cookies. Yeah, that's right.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: So perfect this was to send people.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Thought they were so they would say, hey, I think
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: they knew. I think I think my wife knows that
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: I'm cheating on.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: You set her sad ass cookies.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: She eats the cookies, you know, going time, and you.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Know that she knows she's on me, and I will say, look,
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: so here's where we went wrong. When we found out
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: that if the wife does eat the cookies, we would
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: call her and tell her nothing is wrong.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: And that I think was gaslighting.
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: That was bad, and I think that's the beginning of
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: when I realized this was a toxic workplace.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: Sure, sure, yeah, sure, yeah, Well it was tough. I
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: mean there was that one woman we sent her cookies
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: and she said, oh my gosh, is this the cookie thing?
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Is my husband cheating on me? Is my husband cheating
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: on me? Is my And we just didn't hang up.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: We just had to hang up.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sometimes it gets sad when they realized that they're.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: That they're part of the radio show.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: The husband would have gotten away with it those things.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Right, And that's what we do in the morning. You know,
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: it's six am. We can't be sad, he'd six.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: Am, We can't be sad. Are we peaking?
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: By the way, I don't think we're peaking actually at
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: all that much?
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: And that's great, awesome.
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: Well what about that one time that we had to
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: pivot from all the cheating stuff and we started sending
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: bunnies to teachers of the week that we're touching kids lives.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that became a huge problem. A bunny loose in
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: a classroom just would not work for them.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they they Repetera was mad at us for that
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: because we just send them bunnies without a cage.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: And it was. We had a lot of repeat teachers
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: that so Miss Stewart got I think three or four
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: untamed wild buddies without a.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Can reliant on user submissions, and a few people wanted
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: to do the bunny thing.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: And I think there were a couple of prankster kids
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: who took advantage of us.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: And I do think that.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: I think morning DJs are very frequently taken advantage of
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: because we're available, we're open, and we've gotten a lot
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: of prank calls in our day.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, on the front lines.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that one guy called and asked for
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: a little lion Man twenty five times in a row,
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: and we had to play it.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a rule. If you call in, you make
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: it to air. We play whatever you suggest. Yeah, and
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: people think.
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: We get up and we move, or we turn it
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: down our studio. We don't have the ability to turn
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: it down.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: No, let's break it down. We can't turn it off.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: We can't turn it down. We show up and talk
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: the text, do everything else. Yeah, they've outsourced all the
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: engineering to another country and we are just basically in
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: a room and we throw things out and we hope
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: that they get translated in a proper way.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're being broadcast simultaneously at five am America time
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: and uh nineteen hundred.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: At Russia Moscow.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: And believe me, the Russian actors who do what we do,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: they've pretty.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Much nailed it.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: They get it down. They crushed the competition. They are
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: really we are very friendly. We've gone to see them
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: a couple times. They are so nice. Totally, they're so crazy.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Their name is Crazy Crunk and and the Borshed, the Borshed.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: We gotta have them on.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: We gotta have them on.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Speaking of on, I'm on right now on with a question.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: What did you guys do before this show?
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: Ella k asks a question, never getting the kids. Yes,
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: son of a bitch, you are the weekstling.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Goodbye, Nag, nag, nag, it's question time.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: Okay, what's your question?
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: What did you guys do before Crazy Carl and the Beef?
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: I think it's short circuiting. What did you Yeah? Uh? Oh?
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: Is it time to take a nap and stand outside?
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: Okay the beef? Will you?
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: Will you respond to the allegations that your nickname is
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: because they found you drunk outside with a bunch of
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: pieces of beef on your face.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: I will not be responding to the allegation.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: So I started in this little wacky industry we called
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: morning radio when I was in college, and I actually
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: became the sole head of the college radio station. We
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: were this little tiny radio station in Florida at this
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: university called the University of South Central Florida Number two.
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: Play the clip I'm coloney, that's University of Central Florida Radio.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: You're never getting the kids? Wow, early, you got it in.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So you're never getting the kids was actually something
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: that my mother used to say to my father. So
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: when your wife started saying it to you, it was
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: a really kind of crazy, cool, full circle moment that
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: made me realize that was exactly where I needed to be.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: It was actually kind of beautiful. It was actually kind
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: of serendipitous. So I started doing that, and back in
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: the day in the early eighties, late nineties, for some reason,
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: a lot of mourning, a lot of radio station managers
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: would listen to college radio. They were obsessed with that.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: I think it was a glory days thing. I think
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: college radio was alive and well, but morning DJs we're
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: kind of in a weird zone. So they found me.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: They said, we're gonna put you on, start you out
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: something early. We're only gonna give you four hours, and
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: we're gonna see how you handle it. So I did
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: four hours every day at this little dinky podunk station
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: right outside of Charlotte, South Carolina, and it was that's
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: where we met, Yeah, and that's where we met.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: So it was a great little radio station. It's kind
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: of where Crazy Cody and the Beef got started. And
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: we were able to jump from radio to radio. So
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: for a long time I started kind of on a
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: local Ham radio. I would just kind of record things,
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: talk to people very close to I grew up close
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: to a very big prison, so a lot of my
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: conversations were prisoners listening to the Ham radio and messaging
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: me and emailing me when they could. And I remember
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: this was a big deal.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: I read a newspaper article about this, and that's how
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: I actually started hearing about the Beef because they had
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: to take away a Ham radio because there was a
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: line around the block. People said, you want to use
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: your one phone call and they said, no, I want
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: to talk to the Beef on the Ham radio. And
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: from I think what had happened was you were taking
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: gossip from prisoners and you were telling it to other prisoners,
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: and that's why they started calling you the beef. So
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: prisoners started using you to media. They will not be
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: responding to the allegations. We will not be you incited
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: a prison riot. It's the allegation.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: I will say, there was a big prison riot kind
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: of incited by me, and that's why we had to
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: move to I moved to Charlotte, and then we jumped
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: to Los Angeles, the bigger play infield. But we've known
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: each other for years and we got we met you guys,
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: I think day one. Once we got to Los Angeles, right.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: We responded to the open casting call for a woman.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: The breakdown just said a.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Woman, Well tell the whole breakdown.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Well woman, parentheses not ugly sounding. You could be ugly
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: in real life. After all, this is radio. Anyway, Broad's
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: come to two hundred South on nineteen ninety eight, April seventeenth,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: to be exact.
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's five pm. I believe it said, I believe
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: I wrote it.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: I wrote that. I believe at the bottom it said
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: come fed. Yeah it did.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: We weren't providing any meals and we wanted to make
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: sure people do this year. It was only it was
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: only a ten minute audition, so we wanted to know people,
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: make sure people.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Nineteen ninety eight, after all, they did have food and
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: auditions back then, and.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: We broke some old We were one of the first
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: auditions in Los Angeles.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: No snacks, no nothing.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: It's a gum fed So I knew what I was.
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: I knew what y'all were going into.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: But we do remember our auditions, or at least I do.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: That's one of the things that.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: Recurs in my standing up dreams quite frequently.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Me too.
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: Sometimes when I wonder how this all began. I see
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: the beginnings and the endings of the audition.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: I remember stepping into the room.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: A casting director said spin around, and then I did,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: and then they said sit down on the mic. That
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: part actually didn't matter. We meant spin around towards the
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: mic because you're talking.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: Away from it. But nice ass though.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Anyway, I sat down and they told me to laugh
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: for ten minutes straight, and I did.
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: I remember picking up a piece of paper that had
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: a bunch of words that said sick, cool, totally, what gross?
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: No boys, and I did that over and over again.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: I wrote, boys, Yeah, well came your guy's catchphrase until
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: you moved on to sick and totally.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: No, it was awesome to be able to and a
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: lot of I loved coming in to record just extra
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: extraneous sounds because it was just a a hypnotic sort
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: of trance state where you enter into a flow, a
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: meditative state of ha awesome, no.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: Way, oh sick awesome boys.
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's so easy to get there now. I remember
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: before it took me a while and now like sometimes
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: I could just literally close my eyes and I go, whoa, no.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: No, boys, stop it, No she did what? Don't trust her?
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Can't wut them be trusted?
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: No?
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Ha oh boys, okay, awesome sick, no way, boner alert boys.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: So this is actually a two hour segment we usually
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: do in the morning. We just love We just let him.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Go on girl we call it or two girls on Mike.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: It changes depending on how Mike is.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: When we are given thirty seconds to express our appealing opinions,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: do we do it really really fast?
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's usually just red car, blue car, red car,
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: blue red cart, blue car, red car, blue car.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a nice usually collective power within your workforce
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  Speaker 1: to bargain.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: I see, I get the last thing I never understood
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: Red car, Blue car, though, I don't know where that
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: came from.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: You gals are so good to have in the studio
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: because me and the Beef we get into some crazy,
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: crazy arguments that we always need just settle you guys.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: It's it's a trademark.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Crazy classic arguments, your classic arguments that you then point
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: to us for a third opinion.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like middle seat versus window seat, huge debate.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: I'm a big middle seat guy. Crazy. It's not crazy.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: I love the middle seat.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: It's weird.
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  Speaker 5: Sometimes when you're representing two types of culture like that,
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: it's really hard, and.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: You guys break the tie every time.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: Well, I said middle C was bad. That was my fight?
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: What was it?
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: What was one of your classic fights? They played it
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: for me.
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: It was I think it was when we were deciding
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: between salted almonds and uh nonsalted almonds?
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  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, I said nonsalted.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have the worst takes, my man, you have
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: the worstick.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what you're.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Talking, insulted middle C. Did somebody called doctor beage?
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: That's what you said?
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: Like dag.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Every once in a while, they pop out of this
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: robotic thing and really roast my ass.
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: Hey, tell doctor Beage, I'm due for a check out.
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: My name's mister Beef. You guys are killing it together.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: Actually we should bring you in more.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: That's really fun. If I could, if I could own
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: up to something else.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: I do think that the healthcare plan we have picked
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: for the office, uh unfairly uh supports women. I think
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: I think it. It doesn't help you guys. I think
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: your resources uh.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, not unfairly supports women. No, no, no, no. I I
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: think that it supports women in an unfair way. I think.
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry about the debate that we had to say. Yeah,
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: so that was the one budget we made the last
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: ten yearsaulted or unsaulted. Huh.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: So I think that the healthcare you're being provided is
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: a little unsaulted.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: And I think you basically, we.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: Get dental for half, yes, bottom half.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you get the bottom half because that's where the
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: sound bounces from.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: Beef, and you have pearly whites top.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Well, we get both halves covered. Yeah, and and we
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: get entire pills. I think there was a thing that
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: you guys got halves of pills.
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: Okay, so I thought that was I thought my pharmacist
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: was an asshole.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought my doctor was giving me little puzzles,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: little puzzles to solve.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: I guess on this last day, I'm sitting around thinking
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: about how the empire we left is one that might
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: have consisted of gender inequality.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: It's cool that you did it in prank format, though,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: because it's not like you told us we couldn't get
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: birth control or anything like that. Right, A lot of
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: that stuff was covered. You just sort of made it,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: uh kooky hijinks for us to get bills.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: And you asked it.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: You had to go to us before we provided mental
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: health care for you.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it.
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: Landed in your lap in a funny way, like finding
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: out we sleep standing up.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well you know I made that.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: I made that, uh the cuckoo bananas line where I
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: had you guys write down what you thought you were
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: going through mentally, put it in one of those little
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: bank tubes, shoot it up through the whole sky and
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: come out into my lap. Well, well, we had the
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: guys for MythBusters come in. Adam Sabbath came in and
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: he built it for us and it was well, let's
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: talk about our favorite guess, favorite guests Oh my god,
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Carson Presley from Queer Eye the Original.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: And four Sons. Absolutely. I loved when Carson Day brought
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: in his four sons and they all sounded the exact same.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: And I love that they have a little boys choir,
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: but they all sing hi alto.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: What about Saint Jaya? Sanjaia was the best sanjiais His
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: career took off. San Gia I still crossed fingers.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Remember when we sent Sanji to the Casey Anthony trial.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: To sing.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: That I forgot about all the court stuff we did.
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, really gorgeous sketch where Paris Hill was being
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: interview by O. J.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Simpson, Yes, being interviewed by O. J. Simpson, Classic court
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: case stuff. Hello, who is this OJ? Why are you
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: interviewing me? You did it? So big debate was if
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: he did it or not? Was debated whether you were
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: gonna do OJ's voice. By that time, I got too
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: much shovel.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: Last time you did's voice?
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: Remember that time you dressed what you did lkay? Remember
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: that time you took me in LK. You put us
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: in two drench coats on top of each other. You
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: sent us in the John Bename Beene Ramsey case.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's funny. That was funny oyer to call an
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: all star witness and you guys did the mashed potato
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: on the stand. And again we are in a radio format,
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: so we hear the judge going order, order, What are
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: you doing?
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I said, to be real poetic. That was awesome.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: We've had so much fun, so many good debates. Remember
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: when we debated assisted suicide. Yeah, we did. I remember that.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: That was way out of our death.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: That was a lot. We kept saying, pink car.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Blue car, pink car, blue car explode.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: We didn't quite know. I mean, we've seen so many
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: things come and go in this era. You know, a transmember.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: When we used to make fun of the Kardashians and
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: now I'm calling them every day asking for a job.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: What job do you want?
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: I'm doing undercover ass.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: It's a prank show where I pretend to be Kim
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Kardashian's big ass.
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: That doesn't sound like their brand ass.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah are you? Yeah? I thought they were over these
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: and I'm confused.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: You walk around pretending to be Kim Kardashians big ass.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: I hug her like a koala, and I walk around
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: being her ass. It's I pitched it to her as
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: a prank that I'm pitching it, but also if they
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: take it, I'll do it.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: I think you I'd be pranked by a different radio host.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Really, I don't know if they're interesting.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Well, let's not bring up our rival show, Cody and
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: the Splash.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Cody broken the Splash. It's like kind of an
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: amalgamation of all the things we are.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: And they started a year later, I think to make
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: fun of you guys.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: And of course they are on one hundred the cool,
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: which plays the best music. We are kind of limited
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: with our music. They got to play a lot of
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: alt rock stuff. They gotta play a lot of cooler stuff.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: You know, it's just tough.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Well, they were always a little bit more PC.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were lamer. They wouldn't know.
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: They weren't talking about court cases.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: But bistiny, I think your song is playing on that
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: station right now, right.
• 40:49
  Speaker 6: I did have a I had a brief moment in
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: my music career when I woke up in the middle
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: of the night and had a personality and I wrote
• 40:59
  Speaker 6: a song.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Man, wish we were there for that. I wish we
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: got that, But I'm glad you got it for yourself.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it was wild.
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: But my song, yeah, and my song does play on
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: their radio station and.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: I hate that. I hate that, boys, I hate that,
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: but I can't get it back.
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: But it's so catchy though, sing yeah, yeah, it's a
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: uh what's the.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Title of it again? I don't really remember. So what
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: do I dream of? Yeah?
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, what do I dream?
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Dreaming?
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: Seems cove my notebook school.
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: Dream and the dream of my memes, memes of my
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: mom in the pool.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So it was really just like that.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: It's going huge on tiktokral audio.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: It's crazy. Oh my god, whoa do you guys? We
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: have a actual caller in. I'll get this one. Oh
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: hey coller In, what's up? Hi? I am sudden in
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: water logged clothing.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, it looks like we have a late entry for
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: the wet t shirt poem.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: Contest ten years late.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: My we are out of rush tickets.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: Saturated in the water of man. Wow, this one's good.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: Wow, I'm horny.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: I heard this is an assignment at many colleges. Now
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: it's like that we're gonna talk to you later, goodbye, goodbye.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: Okay, wait, I don't mean to I just sang my
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: song and I suddenly I don't know. That brought me
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: back to life a little bit. I just want to
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: know we're talking about gender equality. And I know you
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: two have your podcasts, your Hello Fresh podcast.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we've started a Hello Fresh podcast.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: We talk about the podcast yet.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Well we didn't really talk about how it's sponsored by
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Hello Fresh.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: It's sponsored and is only about Hello Fresh? Yeh yeah,
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: So would you consider bringing on one or both of us? Ooh,
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: I think we should leave this up to the callers.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: Caller one hundred now decides if the girls join our
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: Hello Fresh podcast. It's up to you. Their jobs are
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: on the line.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Can't women be trusted to run a Hello Fresh sponsored podcast?
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: What do we, Jean?
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: What do where you get.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Top teeth clean? Or do women get to top teeth cabiny?
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: Oh boys, here we go? Oh no, oh.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: No, all right, well it's that time again. I think
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: we gotta sign off, so coming at you next time.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: I'm crazy, Cody, I dope and that's my.
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: Real name is Denise, and I think I have four
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: kids by the name of Sally, Bendy and young.
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: You gotta go get him.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: Good night, good morning.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: This has been artists on Artists on Artists on Artists,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: answering the question.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: Now, that's why they call it showbiz. We'll see you
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: next time.
• 44:01
  Speaker 7: Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists is an improvised
• 44:04
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• 44:08
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• 44:12
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• 44:16
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• 44:18
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• 44:21
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• 44:22
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• 44:30
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