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Chris Franjola on Candace Owens, Late Night TV and JLo · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: They think you're done for the day, but they don't
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 4: Woo, woo.
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  Speaker 3: Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 3: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. What a treat this is.
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  Speaker 5: Back from Montauk, daddy of the century, blue-eyed, former model
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  Speaker 5: turned comedian, husband of the year, my comedy life partner,
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  Speaker 5: Chris Frangelo. Welcome to the new home studio office. Thank
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  Speaker 5: you for coming out.
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  Speaker 4: I love it. Thank you so much for having me
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  Speaker 4: in this gorgeous studio. You did it. I mean, you
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  Speaker 4: finally did it. This is everything you've ever wanted. There's gates.
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  Speaker 4: There's everything. There's lakes. There's gates. It's in some sort
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  Speaker 4: of mountain enclave that you wouldn't even know was here.
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  Speaker 5: I'm so glad you love it.
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  Speaker 4: It looks like, you know, when they used to film
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  Speaker 4: Desperate Housewives on Universal Studios. You feel like you're on
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  Speaker 4: that set of like– What was it? Wisteria Lane.
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  Speaker 3: It does.
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  Speaker 5: And that's what I thought when I first came in here.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, is this real? This looks like a utopia.
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  Speaker 5: It's been here for, you know, like 30 plus years.
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  Speaker 3: But all the houses are different.
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  Speaker 5: So it doesn't have like a, what do you call it?
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  Speaker 3: Track home feel.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: No, it looks nice.
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  Speaker 3: I just, I love it.
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  Speaker 5: It's just like every day I wake up and, you know,
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  Speaker 5: just sometimes, regardless when you've been in a place for
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  Speaker 5: so long, which.
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  Speaker 3: I was on my house, in my house for so long.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: For 19 years. And I'd lived there.
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  Speaker 4: That block your whole life. And I lived next.
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  Speaker 3: Door for 19 years.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know, basically.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: When I was growing up with just like a 10
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  Speaker 5: year break in between of like apartments in Brentwood. And so, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I just, it's great to have like a fresh place.
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  Speaker 5: kind of vibe and different places to go.
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  Speaker 4: Do you feel a pressure here? Because you got to
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  Speaker 4: keep up the yard and stuff. In my world, we
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  Speaker 4: call it the Schlegels because every neighborhood has one. I
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  Speaker 4: don't think this neighborhood does, but most neighborhoods have a
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  Speaker 4: Schlegels and you know what I'm talking about. The Christmas
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  Speaker 4: lights are up in July. There's a workout bench on
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  Speaker 4: the front lawn. There's The indoor furniture is outdoor. You know,
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  Speaker 4: like it's a couch. What's the difference? Put it out
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  Speaker 4: on the front lawn and sit in it. I don't
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  Speaker 4: think you could do that here, but you can in
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  Speaker 4: most places.
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  Speaker 3: Because, you know, in.
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  Speaker 5: L.A., you know, there was always a risk that, you know,
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  Speaker 5: a house that was nice that, you know, an older
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  Speaker 5: lady lived.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Then her degenerate weird. 55-year-old son.
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  Speaker 4: Hoarder son.
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  Speaker 5: Hoarder lives there and then you're screwed.
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  Speaker 4: Like you're screwed. You can't do anything about it.
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  Speaker 3: There's nothing you can do.
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  Speaker 5: And so I do like being in a gated community
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  Speaker 5: for that reason.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, we might be the Schlegels or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys might be the Schlegels.
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  Speaker 5: Because we are doing some yard work at our backyards.
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  Speaker 5: But it was like that when we bought it. But
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  Speaker 5: so no, there's still some stuff to be done. But
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  Speaker 5: so far, no, everybody's super nice and chill. It's not
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  Speaker 5: what you would think. It's not a snobby anything.
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  Speaker 4: You got to be concerned. This is one of those
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  Speaker 4: areas where you got the amount of Christmas blow ups.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Like, can you even do
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  Speaker 4: a blow up on the front lawn here?
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  Speaker 3: I would not.
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  Speaker 4: You can't do 20. They would frown upon that.
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  Speaker 5: This is the kind of place where the company comes
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  Speaker 5: and like, we'll do it for you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, but okay, that's good.
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  Speaker 5: So like if I really wanted to have like a
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  Speaker 5: Christmas party, I thought about it and there's no way
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  Speaker 5: I would, Peter's probably not going to allow it, but
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  Speaker 5: I do have Drake and Peter. So if I want
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  Speaker 5: Christmas decorations, they can get up on the roof and
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  Speaker 5: do it.
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  Speaker 4: You can't put a, you can't put a blow up
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  Speaker 4: Charlie Brown on the front.
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  Speaker 3: No blow up Charlie Brown.
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  Speaker 4: It's gotta be like white lights.
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  Speaker 5: All right. Maybe, maybe one of like a restoration hardware,
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  Speaker 5: like deer that's slightly like not moving, but just like
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  Speaker 5: lit up.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: All right. Well, congratulations.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to invite you right now. I'm sure you're
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  Speaker 5: going to have other Halloween plans, but if you don't,
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  Speaker 5: this is a fun place for trick-or-treating.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that would be great.
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  Speaker 5: Where they give out like, you know, shots and margaritas
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  Speaker 5: and you can actually go and like party while your
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  Speaker 5: kid parties.
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  Speaker 3: And then you get on a golf cart and you
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  Speaker 3: go to another.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Enough with the bragging.
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  Speaker 4: I bet it's really nice.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just saying, I've worked hard, just whatever. I'm happy.
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  Speaker 5: I'm living the life that someone lives in middle America.
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  Speaker 4: Do you ever say to yourself, which I do sometimes too,
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  Speaker 4: because we're doing okay as well, but do you ever
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  Speaker 4: say to yourself, all this from this dumb podcast? Like
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  Speaker 4: in the end, it's not exactly, you know, you're like, oh, really?
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, congratulations, but good for you.
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  Speaker 5: I think that's why hundreds and hundreds of people every
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  Speaker 5: day start one.
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  Speaker 3: And I say go for it too.
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  Speaker 4: That's it.
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  Speaker 5: It is a certain type of person that excels and
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  Speaker 5: it's being consistent, but it's also just a unique talent
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  Speaker 5: that you just don't run out of stuff to talk about,
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  Speaker 5: you know, and a.
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  Speaker 3: Lot of people just get burnt out.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: But let's get into someone that is kept talking.
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  Speaker 4: Can I just say one more thing? Yes. And then
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  Speaker 4: we'll move on to topics. But thank you for calling
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  Speaker 4: me a father of the year. I just dropped my
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  Speaker 4: daughter off.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And she's at a camp.
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  Speaker 6: Great.
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  Speaker 4: At her school. And it's dress up. I thought today
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  Speaker 4: was dress up day. They were supposed to dress up
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  Speaker 4: as private investigators, like, because they're looking for clues for
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  Speaker 4: something to have a party on Friday. Somebody stole the
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  Speaker 4: ice cream.
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  Speaker 5: Someone shows up with Epstein didn't kill himself t-shirt.
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  Speaker 4: They got to find, they got to investigate.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. I love it.
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  Speaker 4: So I had to dress her up like a private
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  Speaker 4: investigator or, you know, like a, whatever, a detective.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: So I went to Target yesterday and I bought like
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  Speaker 4: a white button-up shirt, a black tie and a black sunglet.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, detective. I looked it up and it
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  Speaker 4: gave me like men in black look.
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  Speaker 3: Right, but it's a five-year-old detective. Okay, go on.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. But I also put her in shorts because it's
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  Speaker 4: hot out.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I put her in black wool pants. Yeah. So, I mean,
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  Speaker 4: she kind of looked a little bit like the guy
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  Speaker 4: from ACDC, just playing shorts on top. Or like a
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  Speaker 4: Mormon missionary.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, we get there and she's already apprehensive to put
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  Speaker 4: it on.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: She's a little weird about putting on a costume. She's like,
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  Speaker 4: is everyone going to be dressed up? I'm like, everyone's
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  Speaker 4: dressing up. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I kind of like that, that she's like, enough with this.
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  Speaker 4: And so we get there and it's tomorrow and she's
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  Speaker 4: the only one dressed like a detective. So she gets
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  Speaker 4: out dressed like Angus Young from ACDC. I was like, oh, no.
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  Speaker 4: But anyway, the counsels were so nice that they were like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: you're the great little detective. And she seemed– she had
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  Speaker 4: a badge on. I was going all out.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's great.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway.
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  Speaker 4: So not exactly fun.
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  Speaker 3: Now she knows what she's going to wear tomorrow. And
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  Speaker 3: I think she's young enough to like not care. But
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  Speaker 3: if she was like 12, she'd want to kill you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, she'd want to kill me. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: When I was a little girl– At five years old,
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  Speaker 5: I was like so desperate to get any attention from
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  Speaker 5: my mom, you know, because she was busy with the others.
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  Speaker 5: That one day she was like making eggs or something
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  Speaker 5: and I go, oh, we're saving those.
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  Speaker 3: I need to bring in those eggshells for an art project.
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  Speaker 3: I just made it up.
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  Speaker 4: Whoa.
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  Speaker 5: So then she was constantly like, okay, I've saved all
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  Speaker 5: your eggs, you know. And so then I go to
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  Speaker 5: the school and I take, and then I have the eggshells.
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  Speaker 5: And she's like, I hope you, you know, like she
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  Speaker 5: felt good about herself. And I threw the eggs away
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  Speaker 5: because I just made up this weird thing. So then
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  Speaker 5: later that day, something happened where I accidentally threw something
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  Speaker 5: else away or something.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And so my mom goes to school and they're like
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  Speaker 5: going through the trash. And she's like, why are my,
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  Speaker 5: the cracked eggs here? Like you said, you had an
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  Speaker 5: art project.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And the teacher was like, What? Like, who is this kid?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Then on top of it, my brother had a boa
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  Speaker 5: constrictor snake.
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  Speaker 3: He had several snakes.
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  Speaker 4: That all makes sense.
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  Speaker 3: And my mom would say, well, they were, he was
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  Speaker 3: a competitor. They were really big into swimming.
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  Speaker 5: So my mom would say, if you get under this
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  Speaker 5: amount of time in the 400 IM or whatever, you
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  Speaker 5: could have a snake. So now he had several snakes
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  Speaker 5: and like once a week that he would sell tickets
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  Speaker 5: to the kids in the neighborhood to watch. My mom
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  Speaker 5: would go buy a little white mouse and we'd watch
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  Speaker 5: the thing eat the mouse.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 3: And then you just see it in the snake, like
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  Speaker 3: its body.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And so then.
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  Speaker 5: They're like, oh, who wants to do show and tell?
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  Speaker 5: And I'm like, oh, I'll bring my brother with a snake.
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  Speaker 5: And so my brother puts this giant snake around a
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  Speaker 5: five-year-old's neck. Everyone's just watching it. Other kids are trying
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  Speaker 5: it out. And then this woman was like, uh, that
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  Speaker 5: snake could like strangle these kids.
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  Speaker 4: Your brother wasn't like a professional snake wrangler. He wasn't
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  Speaker 4: that guy. What's his name? Bindi's dad. Erwin, Steve Erwin.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my God. That's amazing.
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  Speaker 3: Finally, my mom's like, I can't take it. So she
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  Speaker 3: like acted like it got escaped.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: And she like let it out far into the backyard
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  Speaker 5: through the gate of someone, whatever. And like two weeks later,
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  Speaker 5: it showed up in the sliding glass door. You know,
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  Speaker 5: the old sliding glass door.
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  Speaker 4: The snake came back?
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  Speaker 3: The snake came back.
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  Speaker 4: I've never heard that. Oh, you're dogs and cats. You
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  Speaker 4: hear those stories.
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  Speaker 3: No, the snake came back.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Childhood stories. Okay. Listen, Candace Owen.
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  Speaker 4: Yes. I know the story well.
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  Speaker 3: She is being.
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  Speaker 5: Sued by the president of France and his wife. She,
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  Speaker 5: we talked about this, she went hardcore, did a whole
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  Speaker 5: YouTube series about all the evidence leading to why she
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  Speaker 5: believes that the much older wife of the president of France,
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  Speaker 5: already it was a crazy story.
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  Speaker 3: She was his teacher when she was.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, she was his teacher when they were, when he
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  Speaker 5: was 14 and she was 36 or something. She was
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  Speaker 5: married with three kids. He went off to high college,
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  Speaker 5: came back, and then they fell in love, allegedly. before
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  Speaker 5: nothing happened prior. And so she's like 70 and he's
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  Speaker 5: like 48. But according to Candace Owen, she believes that he,
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  Speaker 5: that she, the wife actually was born male. I have
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  Speaker 5: not watched the series. I don't know how she explains
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  Speaker 5: how this woman gave birth, the whole thing.
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  Speaker 4: Do they have children?
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  Speaker 5: But she also in the theory said, this woman had
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  Speaker 5: children with her first.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: She was probably too old to have children with him
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  Speaker 5: when they got married. So it was like, I don't know,
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  Speaker 5: it's the whole thing. But what I gathered was that
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  Speaker 5: she also, the other explosive stuff, is that she was
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  Speaker 5: not only born a man, but she is the president's father.
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  Speaker 3: What? Somehow, when she was a man.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Allegedly, according to Kennesaw, she somehow, you know, in pregnancy,
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  Speaker 5: somebody gave birth, whatever, became a woman, had.
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  Speaker 5: Adopted kids, I don't know. And then got with her
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  Speaker 5: biological son, who's the president of France.
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  Speaker 4: But she's his father. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: It's like out of Star Wars.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is like, wait, this is the plot of
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  Speaker 4: The Empire Strikes Back.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, a lot of people, you know, there's a lot
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  Speaker 5: of things on the internet that will show her walking
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  Speaker 5: and it looks like there's something in her pocket.
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  Speaker 4: And then, of course, the slap in the plane brought
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  Speaker 4: a lot of attention to them.
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  Speaker 5: The slap in the plane. Again, a father gets mad
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  Speaker 5: at their son.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, they are not having it and they are suing her,
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  Speaker 5: which is a big deal because it's like kind of
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  Speaker 5: the first time, like a... It's not the first time
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  Speaker 5: because there was that other content creator that I think
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  Speaker 5: Cardi B sued and prevailed because she said, you know,
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  Speaker 5: negative things about her that weren't true.
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  Speaker 4: There's been a few people who sued for it. You know?
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  Speaker 3: So....
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  Speaker 5: I saw Candace is addressing it. She already has, you know, 1.8
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  Speaker 5: million views talking about what she's going to do.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think someone like her, I think
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  Speaker 3: she's probably like not scared at all.
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  Speaker 4: She just lawyers up and I guess just fights it.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: But I mean, I would think. The fact that they
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  Speaker 5: are suing makes me, because once you're suing, then everything
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  Speaker 5: will come out.
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  Speaker 3: So now I'm like, yeah, I.
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  Speaker 5: Never believed it to start, but now I really don't.
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  Speaker 4: What I've heard was there was always seemingly a cover
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  Speaker 4: up by the French government because they would ask, for
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  Speaker 4: let's see her paperwork, you know, whatever birth certificate, and
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  Speaker 4: they were like, no, you don't need to see it.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I've heard. I don't know that much about
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  Speaker 4: French politics, but.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, definitely just the fact that, you know, she
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  Speaker 5: was his teacher and they knew each other and, you know,
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  Speaker 5: and they've been together for 20 years and, you know,
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  Speaker 5: he was 24 and she was like 48 when they.
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  Speaker 3: Met is unusual.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And, you know, but then, you know, France is, the
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  Speaker 5: age of consent is younger than 18. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And, you know, so.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: It is kind of like, I would, it would almost
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  Speaker 4: be like one of those things, just ignore it. Like,
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  Speaker 4: but they, I guess they've decided to, cause now you're right.
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  Speaker 4: It just gives a lot more attention to their relationship.
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  Speaker 3: Unless it's not true.
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  Speaker 5: Like I know, but if someone tried to say Heather McDonald,
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  Speaker 5: which a lot of people do, you know, you look
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  Speaker 5: like a.
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  Speaker 3: Man, why are you tall? You're so ugly, whatever. If
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  Speaker 3: someone tried to say to.
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  Speaker 5: Me, that I never gave birth to Brandon and Drake,
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  Speaker 5: that I actually was a man and I got these
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  Speaker 5: kids like through a sex trafficked ring where I got
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  Speaker 5: these two kids, one just looks exactly like me, whatever.
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  Speaker 3: And it went on and on.
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  Speaker 5: And this person was exploding with it and making millions
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  Speaker 5: and millions and millions of dollars talking about something that
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: I know is not true.
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: Like I know I was born a girl, like I
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: know it. Then why wouldn't you just go.
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: No, I'm suing you. But it also is now going
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: to bring a lot of attention to an odd relationship,
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: just age-wise and things like that, which.
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: Is, I guess- But I mean, an age gap happens
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: a lot with the other way around. And I always
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: think when there is that age gap and you've been
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: together for 10, 20 years, it's like, okay, this isn't
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: a gold digger situation.
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: It's a father-son situation.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: And they're meant to be together. And he pissed off
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: his dad. Now, I don't know.
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: It's strange.
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: I mean, he was probably trying to talk her down,
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: you know, like, I don't know if we need to
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: do this. Don't get your dick in a knot, you.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: Know.
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: I just remember the weirdest thing. You know, Will Forte?
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: Will Forte's on SNL. He's last man on earth. Like,
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: he's so funny and clever. So we were at the
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: Growling Sunday show together. And he just had this like
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: very out of the box comedy going on.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: So now this is like 1997. And he goes, hey.
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: Would you, calls me up, he's like, would you wear
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: a bikini on stage?
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: And I was like, okay, why? What's the sketch?
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: I'm so desperate to be in anything, you know, as
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: many sketches you could be in. And he wrote this
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: sketch where like two boys are like hanging out and
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: I come in and I'm wearing like normal clothes and
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: they're like, the guy's like, who's that?
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: And he goes, that's my dad. But I'm just like
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: a girl. This is like 30 years ago. And then
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: I come out and I'm like in a bikini and
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: they're like, your dad's hot. And he's like, don't talk
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: about my dad.
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: Like it was a weird, we put this on state
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: and it was just like, it wasn't even about, it
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: was like, I was like, what's the joke of this?
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: Do they really think that I'm like a trans person
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: or was it just his bizarre mind?
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: It's just weird.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: I just thought how weird that is.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: Now it's just like Brody Jenner's wedding. Yeah. Which I
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: just have. I know you have a picture. Let me
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: talk about it.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: So Brody Jenner, who is the most gorgeous man on
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: earth and has the most beautiful wife, prettiest dress, and
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: they have like a little two-year-old girl.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: And she's a professional surfer. And she like surfs with
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: the baby like on a surfboard.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. It's like crazy.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: It's crazy.
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: And so there's a People magazine covered it and his mom,
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: Linda Thompson, was there and so was Caitlyn. And Caitlyn
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: wore a white like T-length dress, you know, mid-calf, sandals
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: and a brown belt. And the picture went, you know,
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: got on people. And I didn't even– I forgot. And
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: people are like, you're not supposed to wear white to
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: a wedding.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: Unless you're told it's a white and black wedding or
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: wear all white, everyone's wearing white, which is a rare thing,
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: but sometimes that happens. But I mean, I just don't
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: think it even occurred to her at all.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Why would she know? Because, you know, it's not like she.
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: Was raised knowing you don't want to upstage the bride.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Right. Of course. I mean, it looks great on her.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: You know, we have to say that, right?
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: I always thought it was what was interesting.
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: And, you know, I'm friendly with Caitlyn and I felt
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: very bad.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: When was the last time you've seen Caitlyn?
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: I saw Caitlyn a year and a half ago. And
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: I haven't talked about this on the main show, but
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: this part is really sad. So her partner who was
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: the manager, it was never romantic, died.
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: And so she was very sad. Very sad.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: Only 24 years old.
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: Just 29.
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: 29.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: And it was just.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: Wasn't she on this podcast?
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: She was on the podcast. They belong here. Yeah. at
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: the club and we, we, we had plans to hang out.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: So I was very, very upset about it. It was
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: just a weird freak accident. She was, you know, on
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: the ATV and went in front of this, you know,
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: I maybe got impatient, tried to go what I understand,
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: tried to pass a car and it clipped her bumper.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: And then she went down a huge light cliff. There
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: was no, so it was very, very, very sad. But, um,
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: What was I saying? Oh, so that's how that, yeah.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: So, I mean, but I'm just saying like, I don't,
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: I think sometimes that you just don't hear about it.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: And I think the day arrived, but I always remember,
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: and I asked Caitlin this too, or maybe I asked
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: Sophia when they were on the show, Brody Jenner was
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: engaged and I think had a marriage that wasn't legal,
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: but like whatever in Tahiti or something to another.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Girl named Caitlin.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah. I think I remember.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: And they were together for like five years. And then,
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: you know, Caitlyn chose her name, Caitlyn. And I remember
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: I said, did you ever think about the fact that
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: if Brody married Caitlyn, that there'd be.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Two Caitlyn Jenners? And she was like, no. She's like, oh,
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: I never thought of that.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: So I'm just like, I just don't think she's thinking about,
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: I think she opened her closet that day and was like, oh,
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: it's a hot day. This is a nice dress. I'm
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: comfortable in it. And you're not supposed to wear you know,
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: white to the wedding.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: But, you know, I had someone wear white to my
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: wedding and I didn't even notice it until like my
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: manager's wife said something the next day.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: Who was it?
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Tracy Ross.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Tracy Ellis Ross.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: But it was like a blazer. It was like a blouse.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: It was like a dress with like a blazer. And
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: maybe the blazer was white. I don't know. It didn't.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: It didn't bother me. I think like unless you're wearing
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: like a wedding dress.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: I mean, that's still a rule or is this one
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: of those ones that's a little looser now?
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: Well, a lot of people are like, it's not really
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: a rule and who cares?
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: I wore red to a wedding and someone was writing
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: mean stuff under me saying you're not supposed to wear
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: red to a wedding. Red to a wedding means that
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: you've slept with a groom. What?
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: I never heard that. I've heard it just like for
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: picture wise, it might throw it off, you know?
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Red?
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Well, now I'll never wear it again after that. But
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: it was like a, it was a red, it was
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: a black tie wedding in Vegas. And I was like,
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: this is my best dress. I'm just going to wear this.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: But yes. So I think, I think unless you're wearing
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: a bridal dress.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: A similar, like a long satin white dress that looks
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: like you could be the bride.
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: Then I think that's an asshole move. But I'm going
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: to forgive.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: Her for this. I'm glad it was a nice day
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: for them.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: This Apple, the Apple Air Apple. The heir to the
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: Apple money, Eve Jobs.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: God, she's having a big wedding.
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: Is Steve Jobs the one who was married to the
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: McKinsey girl? Who are the three rich people?
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Bill Gates was married.
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: Okay, there's Bill Gates and Steve Jobs.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: So is Steve Jobs still married to his wife?
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: He's dead. Steve Jobs is dead.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, sorry.
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he died a long time ago. Yeah.
• 21:25
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• 21:29
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• 21:34
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• 21:38
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• 21:41
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• 21:45
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• 21:47
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• 21:49
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• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Check it.
• 21:56
  Speaker 7: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 21:59
  Speaker 7: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 22:03
  Speaker 7: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
• 22:07
  Speaker 7: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: filed against me.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: what would you do if it was given back?
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: Where did that need come from, where you thought that
• 22:24
  Speaker 7: you had to succeed in order.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: To feel loved? He said, I have a work dad.
• 22:27
  Speaker 7: I need a home dad.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: What happens next? When I came in, he started crying.
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 22:35
  Speaker 7: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 22:38
  Speaker 7: happens next.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: every day was. You're worth the work.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches. You can
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 22:51
  Speaker 7: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: Um, okay.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: This is the craziest story.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: Oh, I know it. It happened on Long Island. My people,
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: these are my people.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: Why don't you explain the story then?
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: Okay. Uh, this man went through an MRI, which I
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: guess is one of those things where you go inside
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: and it checks your full scans, your body.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: So it's not a lay down thing.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: It is a lay down. I believe it is. Okay.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Cause I read this like four times. I don't understand.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: So it's a lay down thing.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: It's a lay down thing in your body goes through
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: and it scans it for different, uh, ailments or whatever.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: And this man, it said it was a 25-pound necklace.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: And it got stuck in the mechanism of this MRI
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: machine and sucked him in and apparently choked him to death.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: Okay, this is what I don't understand about the story.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: And he died.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: So he went in there because his wife had a
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: knee issue.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: And she was being checked up with the MRI.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: And then he walks in and then his whole body
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: gets sucked in because of the necklace.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: I don't understand this.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: I think he was leaning over the machine or something,
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: looking at it. That's what I gathered. It's hard to, yeah.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: And nobody said like, hey.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: Careful with that 25 pound necklace.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's just such a bizarre story.
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: It is a bizarre.
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm just like imagining. Like the way it
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: said you sucked in. I'm like, wait, was he?
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: Because I'm like, first I thought he's getting the MRI. Well,
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: clearly you take off everything.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: But no, he was just helping.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: Probably there was a lock on the necklace too I
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: had read. And the lock got stuck in the thing
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: that wheeled you in.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: So it's like a diamond gold, like a big like
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: wrapper necklace.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: Right, right, right. They said it was 25 pounds. That's
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: a lot. It's a big necklace.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: What if that would like affect your neck?
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: Well, I think it is.
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: J-Lo.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: What do you think is going on with J-Lo?
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: Why not? Just go live your life. She looks great.
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: I mean, she's out there talking.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: I read this story. She was, you know, getting very
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: sexual on stage saying, you know, she likes it rough.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: She likes it hard. Yeah, likes it hard. Likes it
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: in the summertime.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: I still feel she's just been doing, I still feel
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: she's in love with with Ben Affleck and is so pissed.
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: And I think she has every right to be pissed.
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: He came after her the second time around. He wooed her,
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: loved her, you know, agreed to the big fancy wedding.
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: He already knew what he was getting.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: I'm kind of glad that she, at this point, is like,
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: I'm done. We've done five weddings or four, whatever it is.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: And I'm done with marriage. I'm done with weddings.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: How do we know she's done with marriage?
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: I think she said it publicly that she's finished with marriage.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: At this point, 55 already has the kids with Mark Anthony.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: Doesn't need that anymore.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: No, she doesn't want any more kids.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: At this point, like, what am I doing? Just enjoy
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: your life.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: The body is ridiculous. Yeah. The body is so good.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: The abs are so good.
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: So I saw Megyn Kelly ripping on her and she's like,
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: you know, Tina Turner was sexy at her age and
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: she would wear a dress and show off her legs,
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: but that would be it.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, you know what, Megyn? I think you're
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: jealous of the abs.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: First of all, her best asset is her abs and
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: her ass.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: And maybe Tina's was her like, who cares?
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: Who cares? Like, let her wear what she wants. But
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: the singing that I've seen is a little.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: What? Have you ever been like... I honestly, we all know,
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: like J-Lo had hits.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: But it's certainly nothing that You know, they're not like
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: classic songs that you'd listen to 30 years later. You
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: know what I mean?
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: When they come on, I still like them. Not what
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: you say, not what you go. That song, like, you know.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: I remember you had a couple with.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: Jenny from the Block.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: Jenny from the Block.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: And yeah, she had a couple with, you know, what
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: was the guy who did the, the rapper guy who
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: did the festival where they ripped everyone off and gave
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: them cheese sandwiches.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: Fire Festival.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah. The guy who was in charge of that, he
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: had some songs with her.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: He was the headliner.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It'll come to me. Yes. But anyway. Yeah, anyway.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: You get what I'm saying.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: People are highlighting like her, you know, doing her best singing.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Some of the notes sound.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: Ja Rule. Ja Rule. Thank you. It came to me.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: I knew it would come to me. Ja Rule.
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Ja Rule is always at like a charity event.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And he was, he did a couple songs with her.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: They were good.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, who cares?
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Okay. I mean, but like the acting at this point,
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: I think is kind of like, she can't be, I
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: don't think she could do like, legitimate like roles anymore
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: now she just got to do romantic comedies from here
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: on out i don't think anyone's gonna buy her in
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: like serious.
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: Roles well she was in a movie called shotgun wedding
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: and i'm like shotgun wedding and i did not see
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: it so don't get mad at me but shotgun wedding
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: means you had to get married because you're pregnant right
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: i'm like just when the movie came out even.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: If she filmed it i believe this is the movie
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: that the one kid was supposed to the the uh
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: no i can't here's another name i can't remember uh
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: The one who was cannibalizing, or at least in text.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: Oh, yes.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: He was supposed to be it.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: He was supposed to be the star. Oh, my God.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: Armie Hammer. Armie Hammer. And then they got.
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: Talk about like nobody cares about that.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: I know. He's back to like.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: That was another one that just.
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: There were those certain stories that just went crazy for
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: a much longer time because we were in COVID. Yeah.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah. That was one of them.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: And that was one of them.
• 28:28
  Speaker 7: Uh-huh.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: Also, the whole Tiger King obsession. If that was not,
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: if that did not.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Hit the moment it did, would we have really cared
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: that much?
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: No, absolutely not. We were all into that. Yeah, that
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: was a, it's such a weird time looking back on it.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: It brought us together.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: It did. Yeah, Tiger King was wonderful.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: And I was doing the weird lady.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: We all had fun with the Tiger King.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: And I had my cat at the time. I spent,
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: I did like the videos and I rode the bike
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: around and like the hair. I don't even know where
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: they are.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: I don't even care. Tiger King's in prison.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: He got divorced from his couple.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: This talent agency is alleged to have stolen millions from
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: his clients.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: This is kind of juicy.
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: This guy, Mark Measures, is the owner and president of
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: KMR Talent Agency.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: Can I tell you? It's my agency.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: I was like.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: I'm with KMR. I was. They're gone now. They're defunct.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: No, he said they're not defunct.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: Well, he's trying to bring it back. But they are.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: They've been.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Do you remember him?
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: Yes. Biggest scumbag in the world.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Wait. So tell me your story.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I never dealt with him because I
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: was with the comedy portion. So I dealt with my
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: agent still to this day, Stu. But yeah, he was
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: stealing money. They're kind of a big Broadway agency. They
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: have a lot of Broadway. actors and stuff. So, yeah,
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: but he was apparently taking money from a lot of people,
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: like millions. And they would, like, call up, like, where's
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: my check?
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: And finally it started to really– I mean, this guy
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: was real.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: Everything you think about when you think of like Hollywood agents,
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: just a stereotype, he was that guy.
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: This says he has been accused of stealing over $ 1. 8
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: million from clients and employees in New York, Broadway, yeah,
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: between June 21 and March 24. Authorities allege that the
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: funds were taken from a client escrow account and used
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: for personal expenses, operating costs, and luxury purchases. Measures was
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: indicated on 40 accounts and so, you know, prosecutors recommending
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: a four to 12 year prison sentence.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And, and the agency itself was disbarred, you know, from,
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: from being an agency by whatever the agency who oversees
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: these things.
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: And so when he goes to prison, you know, and
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: they put like little prison plays together, you know, I
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: hope he gets to cast it.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah. The one thing I remember is I, I think
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: I actually only had to go to the agency like twice,
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: you know, the actual building. Um, And they used to
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: tell this guy would call you beforehand and tell you
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: not to wear any colognes or perfumes because someone was
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: deathly allergic in the office, which I always thought was
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: a weird phone call to get. I got that.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: I remember getting that too. Yeah.
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: And about like, or like a casting director or whatever.
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, all right, I'm just never going to
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: wear like any.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Perfume at all. Yeah. So that was it. Anyway, there
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: you go.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because it's like an escrow.
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: So I always think it's weird when it's like, and
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: they take it for their own luxury.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, okay. Like you just think your client's going
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: to get another like Broadway hit.
• 31:28
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: And also like. I always wonder how much money the
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: Broadway people make.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: Well, that's like what's a weird thing because they don't
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: make a ton. So he was taking like small sums
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: from lots of people. That's what I had read at least.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: And I remember my initial meeting– Just when you.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: Thought Hollywood was like not on its way of dying enough.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: I remember my initial meeting with this guy was like
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: after like my career was on a– it was going
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: south in a hurry after Chelsea lately. Nothing was happening.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: It was bad. So I finally got a call from
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: an agency. I'm like, oh my God, how did they
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: find me?
• 31:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: And I went in to meet him. It was like
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: somewhere in North Hollywood, you know. Even the address was
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: like not great. And I went up to meet him.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: And he gave me the whole bullshit that they give you,
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: you know. Like, you could be the next. I'm like, oh,
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: cut it out. Like, I've already been through this shit already.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: Can we not? You know, can we just sign the
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: deal and move on? Like, I don't need all the
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: people I could be. Here's what we're going to do
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: with you, you know.
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: I had an agent saying, I think you could be
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: the next Ellen DeGeneres.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: I had a woman tell me one time. She goes,
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: you could be... You're the next Brian Austin Green. Look
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: at you. You're the next Brian Austin Green. I'm like, what?
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: Of all the people? Brian Austin Green? Can't we aim
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: higher than that?
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: Okay, so somebody said in the comments or whatever was like,
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: this was just showed up and I feel like you
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: and Chris, this could happen to you. So I sent
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: it to you. And it's this YouTube video of... how
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: to buy like a VHS tape on how to properly model.
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: So they wanted you to like buy a tape and
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: it is so ridiculous.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: The girl, they're like, let's do a modeling face. First, A, I, O, U.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: I mean, of course you remember all this stuff, right?
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: Like these different things.
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: And then it's just like these people are like, this
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: is how you look like a natural fitness model.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: And then it was like, act like you're walking.
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: Like there was all these tips on like how... There
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: was something, what was it like from our era?
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: Barbizon.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: Everybody wanted to be a model.
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: When I was growing up, there was a commercial that
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: would air constantly, Barbizon School of Modeling. And I remember
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: the catch line, their catchphrase used to be, whether you
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: want to be a model or just look like one.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: That's a good catchphrase.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: Barbizon School of Modeling. And people, I mean, they must
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: have been, people must have been going because this commercial
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: aired for years.
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: I will tell you where the Neiman Marcus is right
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: now at the Topanga Mall.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: That bottom, like the bottom part of it was the
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: John Roberts modeling school that my mom paid for Shannon
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: and I to go to. And, you know, some old
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: lady that has no business like trying to do it.
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: So they want to like get you in the school
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: like a Scientologist.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: So like the first one is just like how to
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: do accessories.
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: You never put gold and silver together, which still sticks
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: in my mind, which you can do today, whatever. white
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: shoes after no white shoes after labor day.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: So she just told caitlin caitlin should have went there
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: caitlin had no idea oh no i didn't know.
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah caitlin was definitely not going to the modeling class
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: so and then it was like you know etiquette and
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: you know later but one of the things was getting.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: In and out of a car oh my god and
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: so if you're in the car.
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: It's like You're supposed to swing your legs around, then
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: get up. You're never supposed to do one leg.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: And I always remember when all those girls got caught
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: with their crotch. I'm like, well, they didn't go to
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: the genre.
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: Probably because they were already making money and working with
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: a legit thing. And then like this one rich, richer girl,
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: she went the whole way, which includes getting the modeling photos.
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: So then she had like the black and white photos
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: where then you bring them the long strips where you choose. And,
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: you know, and I remember thinking, you're.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: Like 5'4 and kind of fat.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: You're either a model.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: You're not.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: And back then.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: Genetically, you have to be a certain look.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: They only wanted a certain type. But she liked her hair.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: It was like. And I was just so jealous, but.
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: To do that, it was so expensive that my mom
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: was like, no, we're not doing the headshot thing.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: And I was like, but how will anybody, how will
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: anyone find?
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: But on that one day I did, I did go
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: and did a go-see all over LA.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: And because my cousin was a legit model and at
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: our family reunion, she goes, just take some regular photos.
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: Like go to the one hour photo and then just
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: go on a Monday and go to all these places
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: and just see if someone wants to represent you. And
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: so I went and a lot of them just turned
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: me on the spot. Two said, let's, okay, let me
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: see you walk. But no, nobody, nobody wanted me.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: You should do it now. I mean, you go through
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: Target and it's just everyone's, the models have like impetigo
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: on their face and stuff.
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: I know there was a time when you had to
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: like have bone structure and like have and look good
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: and you couldn't go and buy filler to give yourself
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: a jaw yeah or cheekbones or teeth or whatever so
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: it's like that's why pamela anderson was so special right
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: because there was no one else that could even try
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: to look like her you know anyway okay moving on um.
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: By the way, that video you sent me, Denise Richards
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: is in it a lot. Oh, yeah.
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: And the funny thing was, I remember like in the
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: days of Blockbuster Video, I remember seeing that video in
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: Blockbuster Video. Denise Richards had a model or whatever, VHS tape.
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: She's the one who's telling about it.
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: And also Tiffany Ambrose and Mario Lopez made a little appearance.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: They're both in it too, talking about their modeling days.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: Okay. Now, Chris has been gone a long time because
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: you were in Montauk.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: And how was it in general?
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: It's fun. You know, I love it out there. I
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: might have aged out a little bit just on weekends,
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: like on a Friday and Saturday, we'd go to like
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: places and wow.
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: Do you feel like the whole influencer world of 20s
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: and early 30s have just made these places, whether it's
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: Mykonos or Italy or- It's.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: Kind of a thing. It's almost shocking.
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: Because everybody sees it and they all just want those photos.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: I don't see it here so much as I do
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: like when I go to a place like the Hamptons
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: or Montauk where I'm not kidding. It's almost like a joke.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: You're driving down the street and there are people everywhere.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: They're doing like a dance number. They got a camera
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: on the car and the car's going slow and they're
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: like walking back. I mean, it's like everyone's choreographing a scene.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: My brother, who does nothing about this world, he's like,
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: what the fuck is happening here? I'm like, this is
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: all influencer people doing their videos. Everywhere. The whole city
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: of Montauk was like, only on like Friday and Saturday.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: Regular days, you know, Wednesday, it's nice. But on a
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: Friday or Saturday, it's just crazy. Like with influencers or
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: whatever they're considered. I don't know.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: And are there any street guys there?
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, as far... I don't know. I'm in
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: bed at 10 o'clock. You know what I mean? So
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: I'm not the best guy to ask, but I have
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: a six-year-old.
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: I think that I came across another video of a
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: bride surprising her groom, since we're talking about weddings, with
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: a dance, a solo dance.
• 38:52
  Speaker 7: Uh-huh.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: And... I said it to like every single one of
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: my sorority sisters that I'm friends with.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: Because I was like, this is just, do you imagine
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: if what, if I invited you guys to be bridesmaids
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: and I was like, and we are also going to
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: do a full routine. We have to meet, you know, practice. Like,
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: I understand it's because for the views.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: But like. Does anybody want that?
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: No.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: Absolutely not.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: This is why millennials don't own homes.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: It's like, what are you talking about? You have to
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: go on like four bachelorette parties. You have to rent
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: a whole house in Scottsdale. You have to get all
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: the accessories and.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: The cowboy hats and all this. That costs thousands of dollars.
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: Then you've got to hire a choreographer and get together
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: and take dance lessons.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: And I mean, I'm just like, this is ridiculous.
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: Like my bachelorette party was We went to Shannon's house,
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: stayed there for free. Two girls got in a drunken fight.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: One slut got lost. We all talked about it on
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: the way home. Perfect. And that's the end of it.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: The whole weekend probably cost $ 56 each person. Went to
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: one dinner and, you know, got in and some drinks
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: were bought for us. That's it. Like, what is happening?
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: This is so stupid. And it's so, and also I'm
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: always thinking like, Why.
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: Why, how awkward for a groom and everybody to have
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: like his wife, like do a, like a lap dance
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: for him.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: Like the grandparents are there and she's like grinding on
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: him and everyone's like, just when you think it's over,
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: then another song starts and they're like.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: I'm like, God, everyone just wants to have a drink
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: and like talk. Like I hate anything.
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: Are they still doing that? I feel like that's, is it,
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: is it going away a little bit? I hope. Cause
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: a couple of years ago you were seeing a ton
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: of them. Yes.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, I just saw this other guy walk down the aisle.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: It was the groom's entrance. And he was like saying
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: a song. This is my name. I'm Jean to the
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: ER or whatever. And it's like he was talking.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: Over a song, but he didn't practice. So it wasn't
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: even like a good talking. I guess people will just
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: feel like their prom is their Oscar night.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: This is that big night.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: And then their wedding is like even a bigger thing.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: Right. so I guess they're not famous or anything. So
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: they're like, if.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: We could do a dance routine, you know, to that
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: Chris Brown song.
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: That song, that's.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: The one everybody does.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: I guess they feel like it'll be worth it.
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: Like we'll get a million views and we'll make $ 12
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: on Tik TOK.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: This will all be worth the 12 hours a week
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: that we practice this thing. And, um, Yeah.
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: Speaking of which, let's talk about And Just Like That
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: because two weeks ago, the writers did the laziest thing.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: They did an entire karaoke episode. And I've talked about it.
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: I need to know your opinion of the season.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Just go off.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: Okay. Well, I caught up. Thank you. Because we spoke
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: and you said watch it. So I watched the last
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: three episodes, I believe. And This is going to sound,
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: maybe I shouldn't, here goes.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: Go. There's no wrong answer here at Juicy Scoop.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: Because I'm old. We're all old. Everybody gets old.
• 42:16
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: But I don't feel I need to see Evan Handler
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: fucking ever again. Like, I'm done. I'm done. Charlotte's husband
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: who suffered from prostate cancer. I don't need to see him.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: I don't need to see old people having sex anymore.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: Even John Corbett, who's an attractive, like him lying there
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: next to Sarah Jessica Parker. Like the whole thing, like
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: it's just from one old couple to the... I'm old.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: We're all old.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: And God bless all of us who are still out
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: there knocking it around from time to time. I agree.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: But I don't need to watch it.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: I think that they're... Okay.
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: So I've talked about that I cracked the code and
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: I'm almost sad that I cracked the code because the
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: code is what are these writers doing?
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: What are they thinking? What's their motivation?
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: Unfortunately, I found the podcast and now I know their
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: motivation and it kind of takes the fun out.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: Of the frustration. Can you tell me what it is?
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: Yes. There are English teachers that think they're funny.
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: That's the most painful part.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm listening.
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: To 60-year-old English teachers that taught at my all-girl high
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: school and I somehow got caught in the faculty room
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: where they're kind of hippie-ish.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: And they're wearing Birkenstocks and they're smoking and they, they
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: think they're hilarious and.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: They're talking about their lives. That's what it is.
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: And it is, it, it like, They literally talk about, oh,
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: and then the motivation. And then they're always laughing so
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: hard at funny things that aren't funny.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. The comedy bits are so painful. And
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: I know there used to be comedy elements in the first,
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: There really wasn't. It was more juicy. Yeah.
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: But now like.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: You were never dying laughing.
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: The whole Mario Cantone bakery thing that I'm supposed to
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: laugh at, I guess, because they got big dicks or something.
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's painful. And the other thing is like.
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: We all know what New York looks like. We all
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: know the way New York works. Like if you've been
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: on vacation or you live there, whatever. Like it's like
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: the whole look, it looks so fake. That bakery looks fake.
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: Their uniforms look fake. Nothing looks authentic. We know that
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: place doesn't exist in real life. It's just all, it's
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: all dumb. That's the only way to, like I watch
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: it and I'm like, this is so dumb.
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: We miss Shea Diaz so much.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, God. Because that was- Yeah, see? We didn't know
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: what we had until it was gone.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: That was cringy and crazy, but it's funny now.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: If you go back, because it was so 2021 or two.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It was so- And now that feels like a
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: decade ago.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: I can't believe we talked like this and did this.
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: The podcast was like, hello, and I'm your queer, non-binary, Irish,
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: Mexican- Cisgendered, polyamorous, and to my left is a boring gender, cisgendered, Carrie,
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: and heterosexual, deviant, what's his name?
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: Who was our Asian friend?
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: What's his name?
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: What is his name?
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, yeah. Wait, Bobby Lee?
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: Bobby Lee. Yeah, okay. And I'm like, oh, my God.
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: Now I know these writers, and they were just probably like, oh,
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: let's do a podcast.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: And then it's just... Yeah.
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: Oh, but probably he was in it. He was in it.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: I totally forgot that.
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: He was with a podcast host. What happened to him?
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: His character?
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah. His character, they just, yeah, none of those, she
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: does not, she obviously doesn't keep in touch with friends.
• 45:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, he's gone.
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: The other part of it I think is fun is
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: because Samantha did not come back and she's not coming back,
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: they just introduced these other characters that they're forcing down
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: our throats of whether we like it or not. Doug,
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: you are going to like this Indian woman and this
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: black editor who's You're going to like them if it
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: kills us. You're going to like them. And they're doing
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: full plot lines around them. And we just don't care.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: We don't care. This is what the podcast is like.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: And then we see Seema.
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: And I mean, talk about the comedic time.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: This is the way to talk on the podcast. Talk
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: about the comedic timing. I love these two together, Seema
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: and the Gardener. They have such hot chemistry.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: Oh, this is the podcast after the show. Tells you
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: to watch after the show. Yeah, the writers talking about it.
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: And they're like, Ed, then we get to this hilarious
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: part that Suzanne and I, one of the other writers,
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: we actually got dinner one night and we looked over
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: and we saw a woman actually putting on her deodorant.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: And we said, this has got to go in the show.
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: This has got to go in the show. And there's
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: so many things that don't go in the show, but
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: this we were like, absolutely. And so I'm watching it
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: with Drake and he goes, and then the whole thing
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: is that Seema finds out But the whole storyline is
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: about deodorant. And Seema finds out that the gardener who
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: was like raised hippie, whose mom changed his last name
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: to Karma, so funny, that he doesn't use deodorant. He
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: uses a crystal rock or something. And she's like, well,
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: deodorant is my thing.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: It's my thing.
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: And he's like, yeah, when I licked your armpit the
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: other night, I tasted like magnesium or something. And she's like,
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I can date you if you
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: don't wear deodorant.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: And Drake, my son, goes... From the woman who smokes
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: like four packs of cigarettes a day?
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, really.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: Oh my God, you're right.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: Like you don't even think about stuff like that.
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: Like you're literally smoking real cigarettes and you look like
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: you smoke cigarettes. I'm just like, I'm like, what? And
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: everyone hates Aiden and I, now granted, maybe they don't
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: want to reveal too much, but I am hoping now,
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: I'm bummed that I listened because I was hoping before
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: I started to listen to their motivation that he was
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: doing a long revenge.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: If Samantha was there and.
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: Carrie told her he slept with his ex-wife, you know,
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: his kid is weird, we have to wait five years,
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: all that stuff, Samantha would be like, oh, honey, he's
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: getting you back for when you fucked big behind his back.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: This is a 20-year-long revenge. Get out, honey. Like, a
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: friend would be like, have you ever thought Like, what
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: is the student's motivation? Like, why is he fucking around?
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: And now it's like, no, but when you listen to
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: the podcast, it's like, oh, he's jealous of the professor
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: downstairs with his pipe.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: Now, now I don't, there's not even enough to hate.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: It's so boring.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: It's just, yeah. Well, the other thing is they have
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: to get in most, in a lot of the cases,
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: they have to get older actors, you know, who've been, and,
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: and most of them, some of them you have not
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: seen before. And there's a reason because they're probably bad actors.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: And just like that weird guy who came into like...
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: I don't know if it was the last episode. He
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: was the boyfriend of Aiden's new ex-wife. Right. And for
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: some reason, he just came, appeared. And it was kind
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: of like an odd.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: I think it's their friends who need their health insurance.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: That could very well be. It's the writer's friends who.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: Need their health insurance and they're like, well, if it
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: just finds you something. Yeah.
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: And as long as you have this many lines in
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: this many days, then you can make your minimum and,
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: you know, get your prostate checked.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: Like I just, I can't.
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: It's so, okay, wait, um, wait, you were just talking
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: about something about... Oh, God.
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: Oh, so when we're watching it, because now I make
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: Drake watch it.
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: With me, okay?
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: Because he comes up with the funniest thing. But anyway,
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: I said, remember now, Kristen, there's so many health things.
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: Kristen Davis Charlotte has vertigo.
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: And I said.
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: Oh God, she's going to end up on the bed
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: with the naked girl in the art exhibit. That's the
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: whole point of the vertigo. And I go, now Drake,
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: we're going to go and listen to this podcast. And
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: they're going to say that was their motivation.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: And it was.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: That's why they came up with the vertigo.
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: And they said, well, I've had vertigo and our friends
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: have had vertigo, but millennials don't believe that it's real.
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: So we said, we have to put vertigo in it.
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: And then we thought, how delicious that she falls on
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: this like naked woman who's doing this art installation. And
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: I was just like, but we're going back to the
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: sex thing. You know, the original show showed a lot
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: of sex.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah. But it was also 25 years ago.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: But you're right. It's 25 years ago.
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: The storylines.
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: Kind of makes sense. People do get sick. You do
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: get worried. You do have things that go wrong with you.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: It is weird.
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: I mean, I thought the most realistic thing was that
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: Aiden has a fucked up kid.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: I thought that is realistic.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: She doesn't have kids. And she should be like, thank
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: you for saving me. She almost moved those three monsters
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: into her big house, remember? She wanted a bed for
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: each of them. So he like saved her when he's like, yeah,
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: this is why we just need to get this kid
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: off to college or the army or whatever. And then
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: in the last one, he goes, oh, he doesn't want,
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: he now is living with his mom. And she's standing
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: there like, oh, I'm thinking you're not like, oh, the
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: mom that you just fucked last weekend. Like, remember he
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: said he cheated on her.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: And then he goes, then she's like, And he.
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: Goes, I don't know.
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: What did I do wrong? And I'm like, okay.
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: From the kid's perspective, you didn't give him his ADHD.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: At all medicine. You made him paint a house that
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: didn't need to be painted. You, you know.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: Made him play a board game that he didn't want to.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: And then he broke the windows. I was just like,
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: I'm kind of half watching because I'm like not into it.
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: So I walk in and out of the room.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: With the apples to apples, I'm like.
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: That scene, I'm like, uh.
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: Listen, we played with the kids and I knew I
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: could tell when one of my kids was getting upset,
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: no one's picking his apples.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: And so you're supposed to close your eyes. And I
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: used to like looked and then I would pick his.
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: Oh, that was nice.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: To save us from getting a window cracked.
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: Getting your window scratched.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: I'm like, why did they do that? Yeah. Anyway, there's
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: nothing more to say.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: How much longer can it go? Like, can it go
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: five more seasons?
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: It's definitely going to go two more because I think
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: it is getting the ratings.
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: I know. I think it is.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: Because we're still talking about it.
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: But it's a niche.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: Like a lot of people like Heather.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: It's like the number one show on HBO or Max,
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: whatever it's called now. Yeah. So it's doing well.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But there's too many other characters.
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: And when they had all the singing, I'm like, it
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: was such a lazy writing thing.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: They all got to go.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: Karaoke singing. I'm like, shut up.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: What do you think about Stephen Colbert? He got canceled.
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: And what do you think about that?
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: I mean, it depends on which side of the.
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: Listen.
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: I think it's just that I do think it wasn't
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: making money. I do think, you know, the shows sometimes
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: just cannot.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: These are very, very, very expensive shows.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: And if you're getting the views of like, you know,
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: a podcast.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: And you've got 65.
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: People working on it. Loading in a live audience is
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: super expensive.
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: 220 people work on the show. You remember at Chelsea Lely,
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: how many people we had working on the show? We
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: had a ton of people. We had a giant staff
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: of people.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: And when you have a live audience, that's a whole
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: nother expense.
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: You have to fill it. You have to do the safety.
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: You have to, you know, it's not like watch.
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: What happens where it's a very small audience of like
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: 20 people.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Politically or whatever you want to consider, you know,
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: because there's a lot of different reasons why this may
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: have happened. However- It was going to happen eventually. The
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: landscape of television is changing rapidly. The fact that these
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: shows are honestly even still on is remarkable. The only
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: reason they are is probably because he has a longer
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: contract or whatever the case may be. The fact that
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: they're even still an hour is beyond me. I don't
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: know how that's even– like make them a half hour.
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: And so he's going– and it's going to be Jimmy
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: Kimmel and Fallon next just for the reason that– People
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: don't watch TV anymore.
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: Well, it's like having a big celebrity come and look
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: pretty for seven minutes. It's like when we've already seen
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: them on every other podcast.
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: Do 45 minutes.
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: They have their own podcast. We watch them on Instagram.
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: It used to be a big deal to have like,
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: you know, Johnny Carson or Jay Leno have Madonna on.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, she only does three shows a year. If that.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: And the other weird thing is there's... People don't make
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: movies the way they used to, so they don't have
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: anything to promote.
• 54:19
  Speaker 8: No.
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: Jennifer Aniston is not making three movies a year anymore,
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: so she's got nothing to talk about. So you're not
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: going to have Jennifer Aniston.
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: Well, I do.
• 54:26
  Speaker 7: I do.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: I am dating the greatest guy. He is a hypnotist.
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: We went to Mallorca.
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: What's that about?
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: We went with my friend, Jason Bateman. Oh, I call
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: him JJ. He is the best. And yeah, like who cares?
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: And then, like you said, you could see them on
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: Theo Vaughn or whatever for an hour and a half.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Right. If that's who you're excited about.
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: And why would you watch them play ping pong for
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: seven minutes with Jimmy DeFount? You know what I mean?
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: Like that was all cute 10 years ago. It's just
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: not– we're not that world anymore.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: And so when we were watching Hacks this last season
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: and then she gets her goal of having the late
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: night show and at the end of the season, which
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: that show is coming back– She gives it up because
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: she doesn't want to fire her head writer, who was
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: the other girl, Hannah. Her name's Ava, though, in the show. Anyway,
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: she doesn't want to hire her right-hand girl. So she's like,
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: forget it.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: I'm gone.
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: And I hope next season of Hacks, they show her going...
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: This just wasn't, this isn't my dream anymore. Like, you know,
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: someone saying, what's your dream? Like, well, my dream was,
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: I always thought I'd be a mom in a sitcom.
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: I always thought one day that'll happen. That's what I imagined.
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: That's what I wanted, you know?
• 55:41
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: And now I'm like, sure, if you want to hand
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: it to me, I wouldn't say no, but it's just
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: not like the way.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: So I'm like, so it'd be interesting to see now
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: that she's 70, her being like, it is too much work.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: I don't want to do it.
• 55:53
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: What do I want to do? Like in the next
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: season of Hacks or whatever. But the thing about a
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: woman doing late night, which I don't know why people
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: haven't talked more about this. It's not because the world
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: hates women. It's not because the world doesn't think women
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: are funny. It's because comedy is subjective. You watch who
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: you're attracted to. I used to stay up late to
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: watch Joan Rivers whenever she was there for the week
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: or two doing it.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: I was like.
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: Johnny Carson.
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: I would go to my dad's office, say I had
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: a project, and I'd just watch. I loved it because
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: I saw someone that.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: I could relate to. However, women go to bed earlier. Right.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: So if you're going to do it late.
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: And the reason I think Chelsea was successful, it was
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: not your.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: Typical late night. It didn't go on... I think the
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: latest it went was 11.
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: Sometimes 10, 30, depending on when you'd want, you know,
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: but I feel like it was 11, not 1130. I
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: know like on our coast.
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: We started out 1130. We moved to 11.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: We moved to 11. It wasn't that late. It was
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: only a half hour.
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: And, and it was, you know, on a, like a
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: more female eccentric channel. So I'm like, yeah, the people
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: staying up late to watch this and not really watch
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: it in real time. Who are they?
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: And so that's why I'm like, that's why I don't
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: think it's a woman.
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: Right. Why? Are they saying.
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: Well, you know, people are always like, why are people against... No,
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: there's been times when it's like.
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: There was times when, you know, women were up to replace,
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: you know, Colbert or whatever.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: Or The Daily Show and stuff like that. Or the singing... Yeah,
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: Jon Stewart.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: Who was the singing English guy.
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: That wasn't gay? Oh, yeah, Corden, James Corden.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, James Corden.
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: So, like, you know, who was going to do that?
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: And it's the same thing. It's just like.
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: You know, and it's hard because, yeah... Do I think
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: like a Nikki Glaser could do something?
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: Sure. Sure.
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: But again, if the women are going to watch it,
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: women have kids, women go to bed earlier. Like we
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: just are not like night owls, the majority of us.
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: Like they're not doing them anymore. Like this, this is
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: all TV network. Television will be over in five years.
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: It just will. It's just not going to be. The
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: only thing keeping it around now is, is sports and, uh,
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: Once that goes to Netflix or whoever, it's over. So.
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: And then sometimes I'm like, just today when I was
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: doing my makeup thinking about this topic, I was like,
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: oh my gosh, you know, this is supposed to be
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: hard for all these executives and all these people. And
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: then I'm like, Heather, have any of these people thought
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: what you were doing when they weren't hiring you? Did
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: anybody care when they dumped you as an agent? Did
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: anybody wonder, oh, should I give Heather... apart so that
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: she could keep her insurance?
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: No, no one gave a fuck about me.
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: So why the fuck do I feel sorry for these
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: people that have been handed everything, had it super easy,
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: were fucking lazy, were dicks, decided, oh, you know, Heather
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: was rude to me. Did I tell the story of
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: why I was like blackballed by somebody recently that I
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: found out?
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: I don't know. This is a mother's story.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you this story.
• 59:02
  Speaker 6: Just kidding.
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: Um, because I remembered it and I don't know if
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: I've told it on the show and if I did, sorry,
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: it'll take two minutes.
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: I had this publicist and it was right around the Chelsea,
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: ending of Chelsea lately, where I was up for like
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: talk shows, the talk and whatever, hoping to get new ones.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: And I was up for something and the guy was
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: trying to get it for me. And he goes, do
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: you know so-and-so, some woman's name?
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: And I go, no.
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: And he goes, well, yeah, she's cast a lot of
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: these things and she is not a fan of yours.
• 59:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: And I go, okay. And he goes, well, it's because
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: what you did at this place. And I go, what
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: are you talking about? So I belonged to the club Braebar,
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: which is very close to you.
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: Braebar, right by my house, yeah.
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: And that was like our first country club. And it
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: was like a country club. You can just sign up
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: and do it. It was very nice, golf, tennis, whatever,
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: and pool. And so I would go with the kids.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: They had a diving board and everything. The kids would swim.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: But they didn't have like pool service where the guy
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: would like take your order. You had to go down,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: or maybe there was construction. I had to go down,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: order it, come back, and then get the food for
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: the kids. And I was there by myself and I
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: had the three kids and I went down and ordered
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: it and then I went down to get it. And
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: I had left three kids by themselves. And one was
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: Brandon and he was probably at an age where he
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: could kind of swim, but he.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: Could also die.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: So like, and I literally have like McKinsey in charge. Okay.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: And like, and so I just was like, so I
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: remember the day.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: So I go down and I see my food, like
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: behind the girl in the desk, cause she's having people
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: come sit in the restaurant.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: And I'm not supposed to really be down there in
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: a bathing suit, but I don't know what I'm supposed
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: to do. So I come down. I'm like, and there's
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: some people around. And I'm just like, hi. I'm like, sorry.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: That's my food.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: Can I just get my food that's right there before
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: my kid drowns? And whatever I did, and maybe I
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: was a little more, maybe I cut in line.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: Maybe I, whatever.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: That woman knew who I was.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: Okay. And I had was. She was there. The woman
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: was there.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: And she thought I was a rude bitch. And therefore
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: I was not going to be on these shows.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And I'm like, here I literally was a single
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: mom that day.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: Just, you know, that's why I'm always like, God, sometimes
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: the little bit of fame doesn't give me the right
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: to ever like be nervous or misbehave or not take
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: a photo or what I like. And I'm like, I go, well,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: I can't, I can't replace that day, but at least
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: my kid isn't dead.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: I don't know what to tell you.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: I was just like, so I'm like, no, when I
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: see this stuff, I'm like, good. Fuck you.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: I'm kind of the same way.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: I've never been on Cobert. I've never been on Fallon.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: I've never been on Kimmel.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: I was pitched for all that shit when I had
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: books and specials come out. And the only ones that
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: I was on was the Jay Leno because he loved
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: our show and would have us come on sometimes.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: I don't like agents and managers and all that stuff
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: that now are kind of going away because of just
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: not the work out there anymore. Yeah. Fuck them. They
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: never I never had anybody who was on my side
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: or anything like that. Everything I got outside of like,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: you know, Chelsea Handler. But outside of that, I kind
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: of made my own way, you know.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: So even that I reached out to Chelsea and said,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: I heard you're doing this show. Can I send you
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: some samples? Like even that was not someone trying to
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: get me the part.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: And when I got my first show, Lyricist's Lounge, they
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: wouldn't see me. And then after they were in production,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: Alison Faust called me and was like, they got rid
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: of the white girl. And I said, well, my friend
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 5: is funnier than her. So can you come in? And
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 5: then when I got in, I told my agent and
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: they're like, oh yeah, they wouldn't see you.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: Well, that's great that you got the part. Now I'll take,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: you know, my 20% or whatever.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: So I'm like, yeah.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: So- I still feel bad for people, but I don't.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: I remember the first thing I got with Chelsea before
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: I was working on another show called the Chelsea Handler
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: Show before Chelsea Lillard. And the two people who produced it,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: these two guys, I don't know what it became of.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 6: Them.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: For whatever reason, they were not fans. Of you. Yeah,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: of me. And they were like, I don't know.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: They probably felt threatened or something.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: They were like, I don't think. And I remember her
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: just going, fuck off. He's the guy. That's it. I
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: don't give a fuck if you guys quit tomorrow. And
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: I was like, wow. She was like the one person
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: who would like respond immediately to like texts and stuff.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: That's how I got the part.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: Because they wanted to give it to, I'm just going
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: to say they wanted to give it to Sue Murphy.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: And she goes, no, I want Heather. And then when
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: they got.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: Another budget or more money, or they got rid of
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: some other guy that was weird, then the producer at
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: the time said, we're going to bring on Sue Murphy now.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: And then Sue Murphy stayed the whole time, which was great.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: But like, yeah, no, I mean, it was great. She,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: you know, she didn't pick the typical people and, and, and,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: you know, so whenever people say there's no women in late,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 5: I'm like, she.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: Was really the only one.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: That really had a show for many, many years and
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: shared the stage with people.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: That's the difference too. The whole format was different.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: The other thing that, well, not to get into this
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: too deep, but we were, I was writing something recently
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: on my Facebook page for my podcast where I was saying,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: I just, I constantly hear these bro podcasters and stuff
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: all talking about how edgy they are. And I'm like,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I feel like we On Chelsea Lely, you, me, Chelsea,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: all of us, we did all of this shit 12
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: years ago on like network television. Totally. Like stuff that
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: was just shocking looking back on it. And we all
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: thought it was funny. And people, I think the audience
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: did as well. And now you hear these people like, oh,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: I can't believe you said that. Like, and they're high-fiving
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: each other because they did a tarantula. We were doing
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: that shit 12 years. Like before you people did anything,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: we did everything. I really feel that to be true.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 4: Like some of the characters you played and I played.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: I did it. And you know what?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to apologize for it because the truth is,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: and Sarah Silverman said this and I always, she's like,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 5: you know, comedy changes.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: So what was funny and acceptable 15 years ago, maybe
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: not is now, or maybe it will be again in five.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: It does.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: It just, it is what it is. Yeah.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: But it's also because you know, we weren't, we'd get
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: a couple of tweets, but like the way that, you know,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: we could read all the comments now and everything. And so, yeah,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 5: when someone says like, you offended me or I was
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: hurt by that, I am always like, oh my.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: Gosh, that does bother me.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: It does upset.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I wouldn't mean to hurt someone's feelings or,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: I don't think anybody like, I don't think any of
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: us go into it to try and hurt people's feelings,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: but sometimes it happens just, you know, as.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: A, Well, I mean, I did an update on Tuesday
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: about the Idaho murderer.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: And in doing it, I mispronounced one of the victim's names.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: It's Kaylee. And I think I said Callie.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: And you're right, that sucks. Like, I'm really sorry. Like,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: I was doing 20 topics by myself.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 5: And I was more about the message that her family
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 5: said that I thought was amazing. And I miss, you know,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 5: and then the other girl, I think I called her
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: Zina instead of Zanna. Right. And in another episode. And
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: then it's Ethan and Maddie. I know I'm right about those.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: And like, I'm sorry. I don't have 55 people working
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: on the Juicy Scoop show.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: You know, I don't have little cards.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: I don't have a teleprompter. I don't have a seven
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: minute interview.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: And you really don't do a ton of editing or anything.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: That's kind of. No, I don't.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: I'm like, it literally comes this, we're recording this the
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: day before and it's like, no.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: And that's kind of a good thing.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: But I get it.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: Like you could tell me and you can be pissed
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: about it and whatever. JoJo Siwa, full straight relationship.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: Straight, but back again.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: Back and full boyfriend with her.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 4: And talking about it like, I love dick and me,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: I look wild.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: Remember, she was like, first of all, gays fuck.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: Maybe one of my exes.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 5: But I think that's great because the whole thing is
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: you're young and you're fluid. And I predicted that this
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 5: would be the first generation where people might have their
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: first relationship be same sex before they settle on a
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: more long-term relationship where they're like, no, I actually am with.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: The opposite sex.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: You know, in our day, we went to prom with
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: the gay guy from theater and.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: We knew it. I didn't. How dare you?
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: We knew it. I knew, you know, whatever.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: And then later on they came, you know, so everyone
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: had to hide it, like not be themselves. But now
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: it's like, well, I guess, you know, who cares? Like, but, um,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: what did you think of her video?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: Oh, Betty Davis eyes.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: She's got Betty Davis eyes.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: I'm on a boat if I'm on you. What were you? Like, why?
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: I mean, she's kind of a kooky gal, isn't she?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: She did pick a song that basically the girl that
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 5: sang that song had just a scratchy of a voice.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: True, but she was able to kind of handle it.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: But then how crazy that the same week that her
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: song came out, and just like that, the Gardner sang
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: that song to SEMA.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: You've got Betty Davis eyes. She had a patch on
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: her eye.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: I was like, wow, the universe really works in a
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: mysterious way.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: She's raking it in right now.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: She didn't like it. Yeah.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: She didn't like it. Who cares?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: But then she wore like an old Betty Boop. I
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: think she is so cute, JoJo.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: Who? JoJo Siwa?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: I think she just has the cutest fucking little face.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: And I think she's a hard worker and, you know,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: but now I.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: Feel like- Wasn't she on like an English show with
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: Mickey Rourke for a little bit?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: That was the- Yeah. That was the- big brother. That's
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: where she fell in love with this straight guy.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: That's how it happened. Yeah.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: And dumped her girlfriend.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: Right. Welcome back, I guess. And yeah, I think we're
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 4: going to.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: See like different things like that. Christy Brinkley- This popped up.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: How's she doing?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: Her book has come out. She has a memoir that
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: came out April 29th.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 5: But this article popped up again. And it was when
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: she talked about the time that she found out that
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 5: her fourth husband, Peter Cook, who she has Saylor with.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So she was at the Hamptons.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: She was giving a speech or something at a high
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 5: school or something like that. And her son, Jack, was
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: from her third.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: So she had a first husband. who.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: Billy Joel.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: No, she had a husband before Billy Joel.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 7: Oh, really?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: And I think... I want to say the first husband died. Like,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: he was like a.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: A skiing accident or something, right?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: A skiing accident was number three.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: Something happened with the first one.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 5: Then she had Billy Joel and she said he was
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 5: a full-blown alcoholic and cheated on her.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: Imagine that short, ugly thing, cheating on Christy Brinkley.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: How dare you? He's Long Island royalty.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 7: I'm just saying.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: I just watched his documentary on HBO. It's amazing.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: I'm sure, but like, I just am like And he
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 5: was such a raging alcoholic. She said one time the
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 5: worst was he ate an entire thing of spaghetti all himself.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 5: And then he yelled at his family for eating his
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: spaghetti and threw them out of the Hamptons' house.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: And they're like, you ate it, Billy.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: And that is not in scenes from an Italian restaurant.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: You ate all the spaghetti.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: And then remember he had that wife, that cute girl
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: that got all– she suddenly was like the Meghan Markle
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: of her time. She got to be Kate or something.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: She got to do all the Today Show.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: She knew how to.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: Put together Hampton Spread.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: Everyone was inviting her to everything.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: Katie Lee.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: Katie Lee Joel. She dumped him.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Moved on.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 7: Mm-hmm.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: Now he has some other wife.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: They've been together for a while. They got kids and everything.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: The latest one he has kids with?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I got two kids. So, Christine Brinkley meets this
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 5: guy's architect. Finally, she's got like a cute guy that's
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: like her age.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: Hampton's royalty, Peter Cook.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, he's Hampton's royalty?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. He was.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: And so, she's like at this high school or doing
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 5: an awards ceremony. And this father taps her on the
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: shoulder and is like, your husband... is having sex with
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 5: my daughter and she's 18.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: And I'm a Hamptons cop. And she was like.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: And it was this girl that they knew that was
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 5: like his little intern for the summer.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: She wanted to be an architect.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: I remember that story was just so shocking.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: And she's like, it's such a cliche that like your
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: husband cheats with you.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: With a younger woman, but to be so young.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: Like anything... If you're like a 45-year-old dad and you
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: date anything, I think anything younger than 30 is gross,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: but anything younger than 25 is fucking gross.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: It's gross. I thank my lucky stars. I have no
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: desire for anything like that. Like I go out like
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: in Montauk where I just was and stuff and I
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: see like 18, like 20-year-olds and I'm like, oh. First
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: of all, I feel like they would be mortified by me.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: Just like everything I did, like if they ever got
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 4: to the time where we were like, I'd take off
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: my clothes. Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm like, all right, I
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: don't need this type of.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: Well, I think there's so many women that a guy
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: in his, you know, 45, 50, 60 or whatever could
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: date that's within a 10-year, 15-year range that is like
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: so put together and cute and like down to F.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: What is the goal?
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: The latest Lenny, this Lenny who's 59, he's a plastic surgeon, married,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: getting divorced or got divorced from his real house.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: As a Miami wife. She was gorgeous, Lisa. Then he
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: got with this Russian that he brought into the house.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: And they were on and off, on and off engaged.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: They broke up. Now he's with a 23-year-old.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: And he's 59.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like Bill Belichick, that one.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: I don't see.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 5: Is that just, I mean, is it just the girl
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: approaches him because she's a gold digger and then that's
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: like his, that's what he feels. I guess the thing
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 5: is they don't, they feel so superior because you are
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 5: going to always be smarter, know everything.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: Maybe.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: With a woman who's like 45 and like put together,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: she's not going to put up with your bullshit.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Good. That's part of their appeal, I think. Right?
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: It's just like.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 5: So anyway, I thought that was so creepy and I
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: can't remember what happened, but I guess because maybe the
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: girl was technically over 18. So I don't think there
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: was like a legal thing. It was just so embarrassing.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: I remember reading the article and just imagining this intern
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 5: at their Hampton's house doing, you know, and then like
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: them getting together and it's like, it happened like in
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: their house, like in his home office.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 4: I remember when that went down. That was a big one.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 5: The model, Gabrielle Zunga, she announced her retirement from OnlyFans.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 5: Because she quietly settled her $ 50 million lawsuit against Shannon Sharp.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: Remember that girl?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 5: Where she said that he wrote her all those gross
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 5: things and he's like, I'm going to choke you.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: Tonight I'm going to choke you.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: They had audio of it too.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 5: So- They must have settled for enough that she doesn't
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: have to do OnlyFans anymore. Wow.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 4: All right. That's good.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: This was pretty crazy.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: This girl, Michelle Sky Hayward, she's a mother and a
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 5: professional kite surfer and a media influencer. She went to
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 5: Cape Town, I guess, in South Africa and was swimming
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 5: and filming how fun the water is. And then people
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: were like, you're in sewage.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: Oh, no. Really?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: I'm literally going to throw up thinking about this story.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: How do they know she was in sewage?
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: Because they knew where she was. And they're like, that's
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 5: where our sewage is dumped. She wasn't from there. And
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 5: she's like, oh, this water is very tasty, but I
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 5: love all these brown bubbles.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, God. That's got to.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: I'm dead serious.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's disgusting.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: Disgusting.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: And I mean, do you imagine just like you do
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: a video?
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: And you like take a shower or whatever and you're like, okay,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 5: let's see what my comments are. And everyone's like, you
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 5: were swimming in shit.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah. All right.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: Disgusting.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: This couple got in trouble because they are being accused
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 5: of doing oral sex on a flight.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 4: I saw that.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 5: On a flight from, what was it? JetBlue from New
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: York to Florida.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 4: Oh boy. Say no more.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: Regular seats.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: And she literally.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 4: I'd rather swim in shit. Than get blown on a
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 4: jet blue flight to Florida.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: She literally like was just like in his crotch.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: And like kids.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: It's not even that far a flight. You can't three hours.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 4: You got it.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: And they did it before they took off.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: They're like on the runway.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 4: On the runway. Can't keep.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: And there were other kids and people watching. Yeah.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And I'm looking at the pictures of them like,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: I don't, this guy, it's not like a dick you
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 4: really need to have. You know what I mean?
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, God. Losers.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: Whatever.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, this girl.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 5: This 27-year-old dubbed as Australia's most sexually active woman has ended.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 4: Up in the hospital. Oh, when is this going to stop?
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: This new thing with. Everybody having sex with a thousand people.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: Well, she was doing it.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 5: She was sleeping with 583 men in a single day.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 5: And she said her body had had enough. And again,
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 5: she's another beautiful.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: Blonde, pretty.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 5: And she said Angie Knight was hospitalized on Wednesday after
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: suffering with excessive bleeding, an alarming symptom of endometriosis and a.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: Disease which tissues... And then.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: She said that– But.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 4: Like I think the last time we were on, we
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 4: were talking about the one girl who did it.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: And you were saying that you don't know if this
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: is real or not because is there actual like– I
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: think it's real, sadly. Do you watch like video? Like
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: is it on OnlyFans where you can actually see and
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 4: you count like there's 372. Here comes 373.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: I guess so and they all wear masks.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, they do?
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: Guys wear masks. But what's nice is that she's now
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 5: on the mend.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: Good.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: And she's spending time with her fiance.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: Poor bastard.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 5: He's an FIFO worker. I don't know what that means
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 5: in Australia, who was away during the hospital stay. But
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: do you imagine that that's your son and he's married?
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: She can never win an argument in that relationship ever
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: because he always has that to go back to. No
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 4: matter what happens, she can argue and he'll be like, well,
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: remember when you fucked 2,000 guys?
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: Let's just not.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: So true.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 4: That's tough.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you going to say? Like, you know what?
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: So why were you talking to that girl talking to her?
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: Why didn't you wash the dishes? Why didn't you fuck
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: just 500 guys instead of 2,000?
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: And so she was trying. She said she was only
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: planning on doing 250.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: It'll get away from you. It'll get away from you.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: 553 showed up. So she, and I said, you know what?
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: And they say Gen Zers don't have a work ethic.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: Look at this girl.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 4: I can't show too much. 200 tickets to the money
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 4: bone in Omaha. This girl's got, this girl sold out
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: the fuzzy, you know, whatever. Stop it, everybody. Enough is enough.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I was like, yeah, she didn't want to
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: turn him down. She did overtime.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: So you brought some treats for us.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, I did. I know.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: We'll wrap it up with, oh my God, these are
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: old people magazines from the late 70s.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: These were sent to me by a fan. They're from 79,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 4: most of them, some 78. And I actually have an
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 4: Us magazine too, which is amazing. These are the tops
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 4: and flops of that year. So Linda Evans, you know.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 4: My favorite part.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: It's black and white inside.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: A lot of it.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 4: There's some color too. The greatest part is every ad
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: is just for cigarettes and liquor, which is great. Yes.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: And all of it is before like Botox and teeth
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: whitener and even teeth straightener and stuff like that. So
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 4: everybody doesn't– like they don't even look that great.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: Well, that is why right here the cover Farrah Fawcett.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: Just like I said. Farrah Fawcett had the greatest teeth
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: and smile.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 4: That was it. It was just the greatest teeth.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: Now everyone can get giant, huge white teeth. Yeah.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 4: You never saw anything like that before.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: You never saw a smile like this.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: And so, yeah.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: I mean, look at Charlene Tilton on the cover of
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 4: the Dallas Girls, the Girls of Dallas. They were like
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: regular women. But I remember, oh, man, Linda Gray and
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 4: Victoria Principal. She had good teeth, too.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: It's really about the teeth.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. The new Norelco microwave oven. Yeah.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 4: How do you like that? These ads for micro... It's
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 4: amazing to thumb through these.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 4: Have some fun with it.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: These are really old. I love it. Let me see.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 5: Well, we should probably.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Bruce Jenner.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 4: That's Bruce Jenner doing Minolta ads.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: I just was like, who is that? Why does it
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: look so familiar?
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 4: That's Bruce Jenner.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: Oh my God. And Cruel Shoes.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: It's Steve Martin's first classic. Everything you expect from the
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: great living writer.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: Word sentences. He had a.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 4: Steve Martin wrote... Yeah, he's.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: Got many books.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: Fun. Fun, fun, fun.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah. See, another... A lot of cigarette ads aimed at ladies.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 4: A lot of lady-only cigarettes.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: Your present filters... Come on, girls.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: You can get out there too and smoke cigarettes.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, here's this one.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 5: Um, your present filter is only doing half the job
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 5: because it doesn't have teratons activated charcoal filtration. There is
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 5: no substitute for teraton lights flavor.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 4: And these were the ads. I remember they used to
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: give the woman a black eye.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: Wait, why does she have a white thing.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 4: Under her eye?
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 4: Cause it was something about.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: Um.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 4: Wild. Okay.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: Well, tell me what's where everyone can find you next.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: Wherever you can find me next. What are you doing? Well,
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 4: first of all, my podcast is called Cover to Cover.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 4: Listen to that. And then I'm coming, frangola.fun has all
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 4: my live dates. I'm coming to South Carolina.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: When?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 4: In the end of August. And I'm coming to Fort Worth, Texas.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: Fun.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 4: The Hyenas in Fort Worth, Texas, end of August.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, your favorite place.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 4: I love it there. It's fun there. I know. And
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 4: then September, I got Atlanta and a ton. I got
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 4: a ton coming. So come on out, everybody. I got
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 4: a ton of shows. Frangiole.fun has all my live stuff.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 4: DC again, and on and on and on.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: I only have my one show right now. Though I
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: have a call with my agent.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, you're doing Vegas or something, right?
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: If he still remembers me.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 5: Yes, I'm doing November 14th in Vegas, which is BravoCon weekend,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 5: and I'm doing a 10 o'clock show at the MGM Grand,
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 5: which will be you know, a lot of Bravo fun
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 5: and jokes and things like that.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 4: I would like to show you the 10 sexiest bachelors
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: in the world in 1979. Wow. One of them is
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 4: Prince Andrew.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 4: So, you know, I don't know.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: Prince Andrew, the disgraced Prince.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 4: Vetus Garulitis, I believe died of like an air conditioning
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 4: on the fritz in the Hamptons. It's from what I remember.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: Look, Percodan, the drug that hooks nice people in three weeks.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And in Bo Derek.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: Look, another front.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 4: It's all, it's all, it's all.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: All cigarettes.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And stereos. Oh my gosh.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: You know, I do feel like people are not vaping
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: as much. Really?
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 4: I don't know. More than ever. Really? You got to
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 4: get out there on the streets where I am. Not
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 4: in this neighborhood, they're not. I guess you're right. Absolutely not.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: Now that I'm like living in my.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 4: Look, that's the 1980 Chevy Mazda.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 4: Wild.
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  Speaker 3: For 1980, that figure is a remarkable 40%. Oh, geez. Anyway,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: this is very fun. Chris, what a fun.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 5: Conversation that we always have. Now I'm going to take
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 5: you in the golf cart and we're going to go
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 5: have a cute lunch.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 4: Oh my God. I can't wait.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 3: Let's do it.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 8: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 8: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 8: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 8: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 8: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 8: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 8: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 8: click and collect.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: So easy.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 8: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.