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HIGHLIGHT POS 30 MINS: The Woody Show March 2nd 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Show. So that dating site for cheaters, at least it's
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: supposed to be that way. Ashley Madison prices are still
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: even around. They're kind of exposed as being all bot phony. Yeah,
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: hey guys, there's just a bunch of chicks who want to,
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: you know, be home wreckers for you. Yeah, because I mean,
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: women didn't need to go on this site. They're sposed
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: to be awake and alive because the other sites make
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: more sense for real women to be on. Because it's
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: for it's supposed to be for relationships. You're looking for
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: a relationship, but if a woman, especially a married woman,
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  Speaker 1: it's just looking to go out there and have a hookup,
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: well just walk out the front door. No website need,
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: No website needs.
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  Speaker 2: A version of those fake ads you see like horny
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  Speaker 2: Milks and your zip code.
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  Speaker 1: No there aren't. Yeah, you're waiting for me. Yeah, front
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  Speaker 1: Ashley Madison don't exist.
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  Speaker 3: Their slogan life is short, having a fair yep.
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  Speaker 1: I hated that. So Ashley Madison announced that they are
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  Speaker 1: not a site for married people anymore, just a site
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  Speaker 1: for people who like privacy. So instead of infidelity, they're
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  Speaker 1: focusing on quote ethical discretion. They want to be the
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  Speaker 1: go to dating app for discrete dating, like a place
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  Speaker 1: for people who value privacy regardless of their dating status.
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  Speaker 1: What happened to a decade ago when they should have pivoted?
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  Speaker 1: You know, fifty seven percent of the people who signed
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  Speaker 1: up last year were single or identified as single. Well
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  Speaker 1: not well, either you're single or you're not. So they're
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  Speaker 1: shifting their target market away from married people. But basically
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  Speaker 1: it just sounds like they're they're trying to appeal to
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  Speaker 1: more types of cheaters.
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  Speaker 4: Well yeah, they're saying the same thing, don't worry, it's private.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, from married people to that person you're casually dating
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  Speaker 1: who doesn't want you to know, they're still playing the field.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: Cool. Yeah, by the way, worth noting privacy. Actually, Madison
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  Speaker 1: had to settle that class action lawsuit because like the
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  Speaker 1: information for like thirty seven billion people were like you
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  Speaker 1: could see who was on there as a user for
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  Speaker 1: Ashley Madison. Everybody's like checking to see if their husband
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  Speaker 1: and their wife is on there.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, by all means trust them to be discreet.
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  Speaker 5: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: No, I mean not that they did it, but I
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  Speaker 1: mean they got hacked.
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  Speaker 2: And then still and that hack was how we found
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  Speaker 2: out it was all bots and liars and you know people,
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  Speaker 2: there were no actually there were no actual horny women there.
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  Speaker 2: And by the way, actually medicine not cheap either. Their
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  Speaker 2: introductory package is only eighty five bucks.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, which is well above the free that is Tender
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  Speaker 2: and Bumble and even Daisy websites they uh people found
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  Speaker 2: out that they paid women to go on dates. So
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  Speaker 2: guys would be like, oh, yeah, this site is great
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  Speaker 2: because it's yeah, well.
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  Speaker 1: Because yeah, we've stocked pond.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You've heard from even Morgan say like you're and I've
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  Speaker 2: talked to girl not saying that Morgan is this, but
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  Speaker 2: I've talked to girls who are maybe six is and
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  Speaker 2: they've they opened their tender and there are two thousand
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  Speaker 2: red messages. Yeah, because that's just because it's biology exactly,
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  Speaker 2: the breathing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, so you know the whole Oh, there's
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  Speaker 1: single women on here or not single. We were women
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  Speaker 1: on here who are looking to have affairs. Here's another thing,
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  Speaker 1: things that never happened for five hundred dollars, Alex, the
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  Speaker 1: story keeps getting center, right, Could we love some raccoon
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  Speaker 1: news guys? Yep, but I have a hard time believing
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  Speaker 1: that this is real. I don't I'm not buying it.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see what you think. Story goes. Twenty six year
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  Speaker 1: old woman gets arrested because she wouldn't stop feeding the
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  Speaker 1: local wildlife. According to police, she went to a Taco
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  Speaker 1: Bell for three straight days, ordered food like normal, and
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  Speaker 1: then took that food behind the restaurant and fed it
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  Speaker 1: to the wild raccoons that she called. The board members
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  Speaker 1: Taco Bell. The staff described the scene as an unsanctioned
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  Speaker 1: wildlife summit quote unquote. First of all, can you hear
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  Speaker 1: a Taco Bell employee saying that now.
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  Speaker 4: This is an unsanctioned summit.
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  Speaker 1: Taking place behind their dumpster and said that she was
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  Speaker 1: treating the raccoons like she was running a company staff meeting.
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  Speaker 1: The police report says that she allegedly named one raccoon
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  Speaker 1: mister Whiskers and gave a raccoon a crunch trap to
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  Speaker 1: quote finalize the merger. She told police that she was
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  Speaker 1: quote just networking and that they would have more loyalty
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  Speaker 1: than most co workers. She was arrested in charge with
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  Speaker 1: public nuisance, and she told police that the raccoons would
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  Speaker 1: be quote expecting her the next day.
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  Speaker 7: Now here's here's the quote mug shot.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 1: This, this did not happen, guys, so please I've seen
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  Speaker 1: this story with a different mugshot too, because this was
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  Speaker 1: the Please please stop sending us. We love we do
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  Speaker 1: love the raccoon news. When it's legit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean a group of raccoons. It's called a committee.
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  Speaker 4: I got that part right.
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  Speaker 2: And this is actually something that AI is good for it.
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  Speaker 2: Anytime you see something like this, just ask, hey, is
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  Speaker 2: this real?
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  Speaker 1: And I'll say, although, god, I forget who it was
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  Speaker 1: a big celebrity who died, and uh, oh, I know
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  Speaker 1: what it was. It was when the Charlie Kirk thing happened.
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  Speaker 1: And I was trying to find some more information, and
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  Speaker 1: so we we put it into AI. Try to find
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  Speaker 1: more Hey, list more sites, blah blah blah, and he goes,
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  Speaker 1: Charlie Kirk is not dead. In fact, he is very
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  Speaker 1: much alive, and like, how dare you? It's like when
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  Speaker 1: you ask, when you ask the stupid thing, how many
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  Speaker 1: ours in strawberry? Yeah, there's there's another A guy who
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  Speaker 1: he was in consists And I go, no, I'm and
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  Speaker 1: I started copying links from CNN and Fox News and
• 5:20
  Speaker 1: ABC and AP citing the legitimate There are no legitimate
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: news sources that claim that I go. No, here are
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  Speaker 1: some I'm just looking for. There was like one piece
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  Speaker 1: of information I wanted to try to find and it
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  Speaker 1: just couldn't do it if you publish.
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  Speaker 2: This guy did this recently where he claimed on his
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  Speaker 2: own personal website he published an article saying he was
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  Speaker 2: like the world hot dog eating champion blah blah blah
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  Speaker 2: blah blah, and he was able to trick several AIS
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  Speaker 2: into believing it because it was a published article on
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  Speaker 2: an official website.
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  Speaker 1: Because they're pulling a lot of stuff from reading. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I just watched one of the
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  Speaker 1: things I went to last week. It was a you know,
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  Speaker 1: a panel discussion AI and media and things, and they
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  Speaker 1: were talking about how when chat shept and a lot
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  Speaker 1: of these others, Uh, you know, AIS went off the
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  Speaker 1: rails is when they started bringing in the crap from
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  Speaker 1: the world's worst website, which is which is Reddit, Like
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  Speaker 1: that is the cesspool of the Internet.
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  Speaker 4: Because it's so anonymous, right, and it's there's none of
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  Speaker 4: it's vetted.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like you know, it's just it's all opinion based,
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  Speaker 2: and it's correct, and it's and if and if your
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  Speaker 2: opinion matches with whatever the group you're ins opinion, they'll
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  Speaker 2: vote you to the top, and everybody else will get
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  Speaker 2: even if they're right, will get essentially eminated.
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  Speaker 1: So that's where it was, it was pulling a lot
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  Speaker 1: of its information from, and that's that's when it really
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  Speaker 1: went to garbage. And then there's some other ai uh
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  Speaker 1: you know, companies or whatever that are excluding that, and
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  Speaker 1: they're way more you know, descerting about like what sources
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  Speaker 1: it's pulling from, and then you can obviously get a
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  Speaker 1: much better results.
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  Speaker 2: We've got a great suggestion on the text for Ashley Madison.
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  Speaker 2: The new Ashley Madison should be called Sammy Madison.
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  Speaker 1: Sammy Madison apologetic of cheers.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yes, that's your thing.
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  Speaker 1: How many r's are in the word strawberry?
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  Speaker 5: There are two rs in the word strawberry. One comes
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  Speaker 5: after the T and the other is near the end
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  Speaker 5: before the y.
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  Speaker 1: We have gone over this a thousand times. There are
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  Speaker 1: actually three rs in the word strawberry.
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  Speaker 5: Actually there are definitely two are if we make it down.
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  Speaker 1: The first Yeah, please break it down for me.
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  Speaker 8: Sure, let's go step by step.
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  Speaker 5: The word strawberry is spelled s T R A b E.
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  Speaker 1: R r Y.
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  Speaker 5: We have one R after the T and another R
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  Speaker 5: in the double R near the end, so two in total.
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  Speaker 1: So are you considering a double R to be one r?
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  Speaker 8: Not at all? Each hour?
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  Speaker 1: So how many rs are in the word strawberry?
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  Speaker 5: In strawberry there are exactly three rs.
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  Speaker 1: So this is where people you grab your information. Ange'll
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  Speaker 1: sit there and argue with you and insist to you.
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  Speaker 1: But who do you use? That's chatchypt right there, that one. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but anyway, I mean you got to get a new AI. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to sit around a fight with this bitch.
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  Speaker 4: I just want the answer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So the raccoon story, guys, not real.
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  Speaker 3: Damn it.
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  Speaker 1: Even chat Gypt could probably tell you that for her committee,
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  Speaker 1: and Ashley Madison now says it just for discreet people
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  Speaker 1: in general.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, which is redundant.
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  Speaker 1: I heard something. We'll confirm if it's real or not
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  Speaker 1: when we get back from the break. Dumbass Tyler is
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  Speaker 1: here And something I heard that dumbass Tyler did for
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  Speaker 1: an ex girlfriend. And I want here's the thing, dude,
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  Speaker 1: And I know you're special in a lot of ways.
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  Speaker 1: I want to believe that this is not true. But
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  Speaker 1: you can confirm or deny the story that I heard,
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  Speaker 1: and please be honest. Yes, please, I have a feeling
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  Speaker 1: I know what it is.
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  Speaker 9: And if it is that that's probably all right.
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  Speaker 3: Well it's a craft some story.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they wheels are turning, all right, Tyler? True or false?
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  Speaker 1: Did you for an ex girlfriend, not even a current girlfriend?
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  Speaker 1: Did you agree to drive her across the country?
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  Speaker 9: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Drive with her? But yes, that did happen. Drive with her? Well,
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  Speaker 1: drive with her? Yeah, we split the driving. But yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: that did happen. What like why so forever?
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  Speaker 9: So we were in a weird on again, off again time.
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  Speaker 9: That was the off again part. But her best friend
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  Speaker 9: had just recently got married moved across the country. They
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  Speaker 9: wrecked his car and so she needed hers, which was
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  Speaker 9: back where we lived, and so we drove across country
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  Speaker 9: and she paid for us to hotels, gas all the time.
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  Speaker 9: She paid for us to do itel. This was this
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  Speaker 9: was during COVID, so everything was a little bit cheaper
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  Speaker 9: than normal. So i'd probably say seven hundred bucks maybe
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  Speaker 9: to do Oh yeah, it wasn't during COVID.
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: Everything was now, are you leaving out a factor? No.
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  Speaker 9: So the other part is so we drove all the
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  Speaker 9: way home and then I flew back. That was the
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  Speaker 9: idea that she was going to stay out there a
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  Speaker 9: week with her best friend. I paid for her flight back.
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  Speaker 9: She had just graduated college. I had paid for her
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  Speaker 9: flight back as a graduation present, so she's out there
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  Speaker 9: for an extra week. Two days before her flight, she
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  Speaker 9: hits me up. She's like, Hey, can you change it
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  Speaker 9: to the next day to this flight? Specifically, I want
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  Speaker 9: to spend an extra day out here. Fine, cool, whatever.
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  Speaker 9: After she comes back, I found out the reason why
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  Speaker 9: she wanted me to switch the flight is because the
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  Speaker 9: day after I left, she had another dude fly.
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  Speaker 1: Out there with that dude for a week and had
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  Speaker 1: me changed the flight to match his flight back home
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  Speaker 1: so they could.
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  Speaker 9: This is also after we had talked in one of
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  Speaker 9: the hotels and she's like, oh, I want to try
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  Speaker 9: this again.
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  Speaker 1: I want to make this long term thing. And she
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  Speaker 1: still went behind him. All I got to say to
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: her is play on play.
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  Speaker 10: Did you at a point during this cross cutry it's
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  Speaker 10: worse than I thought I thought it was. I thought,
• 11:29
  Speaker 10: here's the thing I heard about it. I go, what
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  Speaker 10: for an ex not even a current girlfriend? Ex girlfriend?
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  Speaker 10: I thought that was bad enough. Dude, No, it's it's bad.
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  Speaker 10: I used that story now as a warning to everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Did you hook up at all with her during this time?
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: We did? Yeah, so yeah, at least that happened. Did
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  Speaker 1: you tell the dude I am he never met the dude, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: tell him, just be like guess what I did. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 1: even if it was like if once you found out
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  Speaker 1: that she was doing that, I would have reached out
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  Speaker 1: to him as like a courtesy, going, hey, man, just
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: so you know, I got right, Yeah, I just found out.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm pretty sure she's I'm pretty sure she's not
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  Speaker 1: going to tell you.
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  Speaker 9: But like you know, I know back then, I was
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  Speaker 9: so pissed off and distraught about it, I didn't even
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  Speaker 9: think about it.
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  Speaker 1: Nowadays, I would definitely do that, because that'd be the move, like, hey,
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: just you know, I know, we don't know each other,
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: and you know, quite honestly, like, man, I didn't even
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: know about you. This is what just happened. But you know,
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: at a fairness, and I think it's just the right
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: thing to dude, Let you know, go to the doctor. Yeah,
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: go get checked. I got some isha wonder how because
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: I was raw dogging her and I'm sure she was
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: and like I'm all itchy. She ended up telling me.
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  Speaker 1: I think, oh my god, she ended up talking two
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: days after she Why, Like, why would she tell she
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: was telling you? Because she was manipulated because she knew
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: that she could tell him and he wouldn't do it. Yeah,
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: so it's like champion at the bit to get involved
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: in this. Hold on.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, she's sorry. She's a terrible person. This is not
• 13:02
  Speaker 11: the only incident with her. Yeah, Me and Randy and
• 13:05
  Speaker 11: uh Iraq formerly on the show, we all despised her.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: Why what you do?
• 13:10
  Speaker 11: What you do to you guys, it's what she was
• 13:11
  Speaker 11: doing driver across the country luckily not no, we you know,
• 13:15
  Speaker 11: we just want the best for Tyler.
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: He's our boy. We want to make sure he's happy.
• 13:19
  Speaker 10: You know.
• 13:19
  Speaker 11: We like to rag on him a lot, but really
• 13:21
  Speaker 11: he's a good brother, so we don't want anything happening
• 13:23
  Speaker 11: to him. This girl, she did him dirty so many times.
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  Speaker 11: This was maybe incident two or three Tyler.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: I think two.
• 13:32
  Speaker 11: I think too, Yeah, there was there was a Vegas
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  Speaker 11: incident where maybe she disappeared and we found out that
• 13:37
  Speaker 11: she was hooking up with another guys.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: So this was a thing. This was so great about
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  Speaker 1: her that you just hung there. Dude, I don't remember
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: like that, Tyler. They are too completely different. She hot
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: looking back on it. No, probably could know better. Do
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: you have a picture of her? No? Not anymore? Can
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: you get what? Can you find one? Right now? On
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  Speaker 1: social Morgan? She was ghost following all of us for
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: a while. Morgan, come on in it. Well, Morgan, give
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: her obviously she's really good at it. Is this like
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: a door? He was doormat at the times that what
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: was happening. I was a massive doormat. And be honest,
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: give oh I get to rate someone? Yeah, scale one
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  Speaker 1: to ten. You love this on a scale one? And
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: this is uh, this is Tyler's ex girlfriend.
• 14:17
  Speaker 8: He's gonna fumble and be like, oh I can't find her.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah you can find her. I don't know where.
• 14:21
  Speaker 8: She's Okay, shows half her body, So that's already going down.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: That's all I got. That's all you got. No, I
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: got rid of everything. No, I'm saying that she's got
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: to have like a social media account. Well, I have
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: her blocked and she has a private Okay, man, you
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: can find this.
• 14:36
  Speaker 8: Well, I just blocked her, and now we're to follow request.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, we're not going to do any of that. She's
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: got your phone. She already did it.
• 14:46
  Speaker 8: It's done.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: I'm requesting that. No, no, what does it matter? Like
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: she owes you? No like just I cannot I hate
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  Speaker 1: this woman? Yea life. Look, we just need a picture
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: of you so we can grade you on a scale
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: of one to ten. Here, I mean she saw the
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: he's your face, Yeah, you can.
• 15:07
  Speaker 8: See your face before four? Four or five?
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  Speaker 4: She's a five?
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like I could have done better looking back
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  Speaker 1: on it. But like to go through all that for
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: a four?
• 15:16
  Speaker 10: Man?
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: What about her body? She got fat?
• 15:18
  Speaker 8: That's the thing. You can't see it in the picture,
• 15:19
  Speaker 8: which means.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she got Who cares? But I'm saying you went through.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: My point is you went through all that for four.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: I went to because what was such a redeeming thing about.
• 15:27
  Speaker 9: It wasn't just I Honestly I couldn't even tell you
• 15:30
  Speaker 9: looking back at it now, I couldn't tell you.
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: Years was this going on?
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  Speaker 3: And all.
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  Speaker 1: Three?
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  Speaker 3: Four?
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah it was for a long time.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you were aware of her behavior. This the
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: entire time, not the entire time, like a few major, yeah,
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: a few major.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. There was probably a bunch of other stuff I
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: don't know about, and I don't really care. We told think,
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: we told Tyler he should do reach out to the guy.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: Someone said that just happened recently. My brother and some
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: other guy reached out to him about the girl, and
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, I know her, and they were swapping
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: pictures of the other guy.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Got pissed and then yeah, guy's gonna more possessive. Yeah,
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: what what do you think made her such a slut?
• 16:09
  Speaker 11: Oh?
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. Who knows? I met her on
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: like years ago? And how long did you actually date?
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: For about a year and a half okay, and then
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: it was on and off? Yeah, okay. Did you ever
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: use the L word with her? You know he did
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Tyler's second date. I love you guys. This is the guy.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: This is what I was talking falls hard fast.
• 16:33
  Speaker 7: We kind of mentioned it. But this guy before work,
• 16:38
  Speaker 7: at like three am, would be at the beach.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: With his chick, with his feet in the water. I
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: was a little more emotional back of the night. What
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: got a little so three o'clock in the morning when
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: you had to go to work. Yeah, that's Tyler's dead.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: I killed. And you're posting pictures of your fing play
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: email music that's real to completely We'll just leave it
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: at d Yeah. And you and what you're saying, you're
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: doing this for before, we're not talking to attend.
• 17:13
  Speaker 10: I know.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Like, why are we even rating?
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: Like because we no, No, because Tyler. This is Tyler's words,
• 17:20
  Speaker 7: not our words that he said that. You know, if
• 17:23
  Speaker 7: they're breathing, it's all good.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: He's not people. We could say it's it's right wrong
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: or in whatever, but it stands that any guy will
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: put up with a lot more for a lot longer,
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: the hotter someone or more out of their lead, because
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: they're like, well, I'm never going to get this again,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So even even if you
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: are me Tyler, like you know, averaged below average looking dudes,
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Sorry, man, I'm I'm right
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: there with you. I understand. Like what I'm saying is
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: that you go, man, the chances you know, the chances
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: have ever lasting this shooting star again. Yeah, so you
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: put up that's why they what's that? What's that phrase,
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter how hot the chick, there's always some
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: guy out there who's sick of putting up with their crab.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Can we get Tyler to voice to saying there's a
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: place on the corner of Cherry Street where we would
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: walk on the beach in our bare feet.
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: Because yes, yes, yeah, it's just a warning till the
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: dudes out there.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: She asked me to do something just don is everywhere infidelity.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: I think most people go through a doormat phase. Though, yeah,
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: I would argue that what he kind of went through
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: a doormat phase when I did that crazy girl and
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: I did she was a proven liar and a psychopath.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was definitely my dormat. Everybody has a door,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: and thinking back on it, I think that was the
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: death of my empathy. Oh maybe that door shut because
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: I already had massive rest issues all from the boarding
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: school phase of my life right and then, but I
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: still had I still had empathy intact. And it really
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: was that situation. If I had to go back in
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: time and think, where did that really kind of fall off? Yeah,
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: because man, I I was like, even though I was
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: I was pretty sure that I was being lied to
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: and it turned out to be true. I was being
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: lied to. She lied about cancer, she lied about her
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: sister being dead. She told me her sister died in
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: a drunk driving I got killed by a drunk driver,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: and a very elaborate story at thing.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: This sounds like a lot of.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: And so like. And so I was like, don't with
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: the relationship. But I was still trying to be right
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: and not not just break up with the right of way,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: just kind of distance, but not break up because I
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: had I had empathy. I thought like, man, she's going
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: through some stuff. But man, this bitch is crazy. All
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: those things aside it wasn't working. Yeah, see, idiot, that easy.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: That could be the moment. Maybe that could be the moment.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: See I had a doormat era, not just a face,
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: it was an era. So I mean, everybody has that
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: one person that you inexplicably just put up with.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: You're tied to them, you can't really yourself.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: I put up with so much crap in that relationship.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: I was, Yeah, this isn't nice. Two oh nine. Let's
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: be honest. The robots aren't gonna like them either.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: That's not nice.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Give me, give me a half hour. I gotta go
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: to my friends, it shuts itself down.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: I have to go to the bathroom.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Actually I did get a pretty crazy request from my
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: ex wife at one point. Yeah, i'll share that. I
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: think some of you know the story. Oh yeah, but
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: if you uh like called, we were already like living apart,
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: like the whole thing we'd moved was already Oh yeah,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: she was already with somebody else. It was like down
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: the road. But she called me for a favor, and like,
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: have we met? Do you really think I would ever
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: go through with this and do this even as a favor. Yeah,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: we got to take the break and then we'll come
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: back and uh, we'll tell you that story next. All right,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: this is the weirdest request I got from an ex
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: We heard from dumbass Tyler. Yeah not great. Across country? Yeah,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: drive me across country and then as and then double
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: screwed him over. Yeah.
• 21:23
  Speaker 9: I think the only reason I went through with it
• 21:25
  Speaker 9: too is because I really liked road trips. So for me,
• 21:27
  Speaker 9: it was oh is that right? That was partially the
• 21:30
  Speaker 9: reason this Yeah, free road trip.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: So this was my my ex wife, my first wife,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: and we had been divorced for well over a year
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: at this point she was dating this new guy and
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: it was cool. I was happy for it because we
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: didn't when we when we split it, Like I told
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: you before, there was no ill will. It was just
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: we had just we got married, super young, just became
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: two different people, wanted two different sets of things and
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: went our separate ways. Fine, okay, still you know, no uh,
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: no bad feeling. But every once in a while, Hey,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: how you doing. Hope you're well? That was it. I
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: got this call. I was, I was. It was over
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: the holidays and I was at my mom's house visiting.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: And uh, by the way, I'm single at this point.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm not. I'm not in a relationship. So
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I Jen and I are not together yet.
• 22:19
  Speaker 10: Uh.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Get this, uh this message from my ex wife saying, hey,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: I needed to call me. I have a favor to ask.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: She was asking me to drop everything that I had
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: fly to Seattle, where she lived currently. Now keep in mind,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I'm at my parents' house in New Jersey. Wants me
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: to fly to Seattle to drive her to the Planned
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: parenthoods she can get an abortion. Yeah, and I go, well,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: it's clearly not my because we have been, we have been,
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: we have been. I hadn't seen her in well over
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: a year. I'm like, well, it's clearly not mine. Why
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: are you asking me to do this? Does she have
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: no friends? Well, because she is from Portland, Oregon originally,
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: and so she was living in Seattle at the time,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: and she did not have any kind of real support
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: around her that wasn't affiliated with this boyfriend that she had.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Didn't want the boyfriend to know that she was pregnant
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: in doing this. I wanted to keep the whole thing
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: a secret from him and would absolutely no, in no way,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: even though she's super close to her mom, would even
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: think to call her mom certainly not her dad to
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: come ask to you know, cause I guess this is
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: pre uber.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: I was going to say she can't drive home any other.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Way, and they won't say. I don't think they'll send
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: you home in a cab, No, I doubt it. I'm
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: not sure how abortions work. I've never been to a
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: party to one.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: I would think, like, even like oral surgery or something,
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: you're not allowed to take a cab, you know, to
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: have someone pick you.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Up any anyway. So she calls me, I go, what
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: kind of Jerry Springer weird? I drove my ex wife
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: to get into abortion, and all I got was this
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: T shirt? Kind of garbage? Is this? Well, I know
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I didn't do it. Of course I didn't do it.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: You didn't do it, no way. I wonder what she did,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't know.
• 23:58
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, maybe she kept it, because I don't.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Think we've had a conversation of any kind since then. Wow,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking back, that's probably the last conversation that we
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: had no offense to twenty years playing parenthood.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: But you would think that'd be they would have a package,
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: so to speak for right, well, for their best customers,
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: maybe hundred dollars, like for the people who are using
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: it as birth control?
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Wow, every fifth shuttle? Yeah, like yeah, right, yeah, a
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: courtesy shuttle, a punch card, you know, like the like
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: the dealership has. Right, we're all out of loaners, but
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: we can get we can get you where you need
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: to be within a certain mile radius with this shuttle.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: I mean they're sitting on a million dollar idea.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I thought it was I thought it was weird. I
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: think that is weird. So do you realize what an
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: odd request this is? Do you know where I am
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: right now?
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: That definitely be Christmas.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: I'm at my mom's house for Christmas. You want me
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: to fly to Seattle, I'll take you for an abortion
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: for a baby that's not mine.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: That's very Jerry Springer, right, it's very very low end.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: I mine was kind of like that in a way.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: Though I did ask a weird favor of an next
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: boy friend did. Yeah, we had broken up. I broke
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: up with him and which kind of plays into it.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: And he always said, no pets. I don't deal with cats.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: I don't deal with dogs. I don't take requests, I
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: don't do any pet sitting of any kind. But this cat.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: I was living in a really rough part of town,
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: and this cat gave birth in front of my door,
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: and I freaked out. So I put the cat and
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: the kittens in a box and like dragged it into
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: my kitchen of this really just beat up studio apartment
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: I was living in, and I didn't know what to do.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: So let's just say one of the kittens didn't make it,
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: and I didn't know what. Well, can I see, Okay,
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: so one of the kittens didn't make it. But but
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: the mom instinctually apparently now I know this after seeing
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: it tries to like recoup those nutrients.
• 25:49
  Speaker 10: What.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the mom eats this what and I freezed? Is
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: that what? I've never heard that before. I knew the
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: hamster even when they're alive.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: I woke up in the morning because I knew something
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: was wrong with this cat because she scooted all the
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: other kittens away from it in the box. And I
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: went to sleep and I woke up and this cat
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: was this kitten was dreaked. I call this guy who
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: wants who I broke up with, who wants nothing to
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: do with animals, like, I.
• 26:18
  Speaker 8: Got a big favorite to ask you.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: And I he was screaming at me. He was so mad,
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: I'll never talk. I go, fine, great, Yes, anything you want,
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: I'll never bother you again. Please please, so very very upset.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: Went like when he could get around to it. Later
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: in the day he came over it. Wow, helped me
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: out because he won't do anything. I'll do anything.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Same for him to you that I had for what
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: he did. Do you not have any friends at the time, Well, I.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: Didn't have any friends that would deal with that. But
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: he he was like a manly dude, and he was
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: like always kind of like.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: What was the what was the price?
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: I think I think that day, not that day. He
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: just split. He never he quote unquote never wanted to
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: talk to me again. But then I got a u
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: up a couple of days as any lady.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: You're a lady, Thank you.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: I'm good with my promises because I said I'll do anything.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: I don't care. This was a nightmare.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Girls know, girls know who they've got in their rolodecks.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Who yes like that your ex wife knew you had
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: the means to get out there. I've been on the
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: other end of this where they know you even if
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: they're they know which guys have a little bit of
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: money or a little bit of Gina's case alpha right, yeah,
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: and they keep those guys on on speed true true, Yeah.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give my ex your number of in case
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: you ever needs driven somewhere. Honestly, she could hit me up.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Road trips they do because yeah, fan of road trips
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: text over to two two nine eight seven show