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Neighbor Wars + Gym Penis is Real?! · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 2: to be action packed. Uh yeah, So coming up on
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Please, it seems very very tempting, right Uh. That may
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  Speaker 2: be one of the those expectations versus reality type scenarios,
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  Speaker 2: So we'll touch on that today. Also, Jim Penis is
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  Speaker 2: Real and Neighbor Wars. We are going to start today
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  Speaker 2: with Neighbor Wars. But before we get to that, just
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  Speaker 2: today with neighbor wars. I don't know if there's something
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  Speaker 2: that is more relatable than having an a whole neighbor
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  Speaker 2: or an inconsiderate neighbor. I think we've I think we've
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  Speaker 2: all experienced at least one, if not both.
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  Speaker 3: I've gone to jail for one.
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  Speaker 2: And everything I just is off the table, tray, the
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  Speaker 2: floor is yours.
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  Speaker 3: We never talked about this about three years ago.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see, what was I guess it's twenty two. I think, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: definitely twenty one or twenty two.
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  Speaker 3: So there's five.
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  Speaker 1: I had a neighbor and he was absolutely the worst
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  Speaker 1: human being on the face of the earth, so much
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  Speaker 1: so like he went out of his way and it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't just me, it was the person on the other
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  Speaker 1: side too.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: He would put like massagers, like you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, like the big ones like you like literally need
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  Speaker 1: two handles, Like he would put them up against the
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  Speaker 1: wall to rattle everything, kind.
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  Speaker 2: Of like the ones at Floyd's barber shop. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: like you need the two hands and you have to
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  Speaker 2: really it's almost like a violent sander.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it just and did all and finally after and
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  Speaker 1: I begged, I mean, we had recordings, we begged the management,
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  Speaker 1: everything else.
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  Speaker 3: I finally snapped one night. It was.
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  Speaker 1: It was just after Texas ou weekend and I was
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  Speaker 1: short on sleep and I was trying to go to bed.
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  Speaker 1: It was like nine o'clock and he started that and
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  Speaker 1: I went over and I put hands around his throat.
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  Speaker 2: Was it to demonstrate to him what him running the
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  Speaker 2: massager up against the wall feels like? Or were you
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  Speaker 2: trying to kill him? Is there a statute of limitations
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  Speaker 2: on this? Do you need to be careful how you
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  Speaker 2: answer that.
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  Speaker 3: No, I've already I've already been through probation and oh, okay, so.
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  Speaker 1: It was a misdemeanor assault. I didn't leave, amazingly, didn't
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  Speaker 1: leave bruises.
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  Speaker 2: So you've been adjudicated.
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  Speaker 3: I have been adjudicated.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Were you trying to kill him? You know I was.
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  Speaker 3: I was trying not to. Uh No, I wasn't trying
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  Speaker 3: to kill him.
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  Speaker 1: I was just trying to express my frustration after a
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  Speaker 1: year of him absolutely being a dick and ruining sleep.
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  Speaker 3: And countless nights.
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  Speaker 1: Uh. At some point I I'll go through my phone
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  Speaker 1: and I can dig up some of the recordings. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's it was unbelievable shit he pulled.
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  Speaker 2: As I'm asking the question, I'm envisioning your answer as
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  Speaker 2: I say, were you trying to kill him? In which case,
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  Speaker 2: if you were trying to kill him, I think he'd
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  Speaker 2: be dead because I I, I've known you a long time.
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  Speaker 2: If you're seeing red, you know how that? Yeah, so
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  Speaker 2: here's here's God damn, why was he doing this?
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  Speaker 3: We don't know. He was just it was.
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  Speaker 1: He was a short little fuck and he I.
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  Speaker 3: The other guy behind on the other side of him.
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  Speaker 1: His name's Kyle, and Kyle and his wife were just
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  Speaker 1: two of the nicest people in the world. And I
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  Speaker 1: still did I keep up with him, love him to death.
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  Speaker 3: We don't know.
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  Speaker 1: He just it's like he got his rocks off on
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  Speaker 1: being a nuisance.
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  Speaker 2: So he was a real life troll instead of an
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  Speaker 2: online troll. He's trolling his neighbors in real life by
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  Speaker 2: vibrating everyone's apartments.
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  Speaker 3: Vibrating I like, I literally one.
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  Speaker 1: Day I got so mad and I had to quit
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  Speaker 1: because the other guy on the other side complained and
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  Speaker 1: I liked him too.
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  Speaker 3: I literally I went and got from the bar one.
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  Speaker 1: Of a big speaker and I hooked it up to
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  Speaker 1: Tejano music, cranked the bass up and just put it
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  Speaker 1: right against the wall.
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  Speaker 3: And so every time it was like, fine, you want
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  Speaker 3: to do this?
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  Speaker 1: Oh the other thing he would do he uh or
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  Speaker 1: later I think it was a lacrosse ball. He would
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  Speaker 1: bounce just against the wall. He would like throw it
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  Speaker 1: and uh So when he would start doing that or
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  Speaker 1: whatever else, I went and got the speaker and uh
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  Speaker 1: let him enjoy Sey Hono music, good, the good basic kind.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I like how he started out annoying, or
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  Speaker 2: his method was to be annoying. Yours was to recreate
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  Speaker 2: a Cia Black site the.
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  Speaker 3: Ball thing, you know.
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  Speaker 1: He I think at first he just didn't think that
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  Speaker 1: it would be disturbing to everyone else. And then it's
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  Speaker 1: like when he figured it out.
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  Speaker 3: He just didn't give a shit. And so yeah, God, Dakota.
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  Speaker 2: His name was Dakota. So as far as we know,
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  Speaker 2: there are two Dakotas that live in the North Texas area.
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  Speaker 2: One was an a hole neighbor of yours. The other
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  Speaker 2: is the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're never gonna mistake these two. There would be
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  Speaker 3: no confusion between the two of them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure if Dak Prescott was your neighbor
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  Speaker 2: and throwing a ball against the wall, it probably would
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  Speaker 2: have gone through at some point.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, unless it was the fourth quarter in the games
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  Speaker 3: on the line.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, right out the window into the hands of a
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  Speaker 2: waiting Giants cornerback who just happened to be walking by.
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  Speaker 2: It was like, where did this come from? I'm just
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  Speaker 2: like visiting my grandma. All right, So thank you for
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  Speaker 2: sharing your neighbor's story. I've got one to share that
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  Speaker 2: is currently happening to me. But before we get to
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  Speaker 2: that one, this one to me is interesting, And by
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  Speaker 2: interesting I mean really clear cut. So someone jumped online
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  Speaker 2: and said my neighbor kept parking in my driveway after
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  Speaker 2: multiple warnings, I had her car toad, and now she
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  Speaker 2: wants me to pay the fee. That's just the headline.
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  Speaker 2: There's a story to this that I'll be honest with you.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even think this needs much context. The only
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  Speaker 2: question I would have based on that headline, let me
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  Speaker 2: repeat it. My neighbor kept parking in my driveway after
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  Speaker 2: multiple warnings, I had her car toad and now she
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  Speaker 2: wants me to pay the fee. Every question I have
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  Speaker 2: about this situation is already answered in the headline, but
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  Speaker 2: I'll ask the question anyway to you, Trey the ultimate question,
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  Speaker 2: and that is is this guy right to have the
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  Speaker 2: neighbor's car towed for parking in his driveway?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I mean he's absolutely one correct now if especially
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  Speaker 1: if she's blocking the driveway likearing with him getting to
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  Speaker 1: a garage or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely, And the fact that if.
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  Speaker 1: He gave her multiple warnings, he is a far nicer
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  Speaker 1: person than I went because I would give one warning
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  Speaker 1: and then I'm towing your car. So here's if I
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  Speaker 1: come home and I'm like, I need to get into
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  Speaker 1: the garage or something, whether you know you're hauling something
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  Speaker 1: or whatever, I would absolutely and it would probably get
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  Speaker 1: towed with four flat tires.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know what happened. So here's the full context. My
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  Speaker 2: neighbor and I have houses next to each other, but
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  Speaker 2: we don't share a driveway. My driveway is on my
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  Speaker 2: side of the property line, and there's even a fence
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  Speaker 2: separating our yards. After a couple of about a couple
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  Speaker 2: of weeks ago, my neighbor's adult daughter moved back home.
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  Speaker 2: Since then, her Silver Civic has been parked in my
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  Speaker 2: driveway four different times. The first time I knocked on
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  Speaker 2: her door and she apologized and moved it. The second time,
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  Speaker 2: I left a note on the windshield saying it was
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  Speaker 2: my private driveway and asked her not to park there again.
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  Speaker 2: The third time I talked to her directly. She said
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  Speaker 2: her daughter only needed the space temporarily and that she
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  Speaker 2: didn't think it was a big deal since my driveway
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  Speaker 2: was empty. The fourth time, I got home from work
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  Speaker 2: around seven PM with groceries in the rain and the
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  Speaker 2: same car is sitting in my driveway. No one was home.
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  Speaker 2: I called the towing company first to make sure I
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  Speaker 2: was allowed to have it removed from my property. They
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  Speaker 2: confirmed I could, so I had it towed. Next morning,
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  Speaker 2: my neighbor came over angry. She said her daughter had
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  Speaker 2: to pay three hundred and fifty dollars to get the
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  Speaker 2: car back, and that I should reimburse her because I
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  Speaker 2: caused the fee. I told her I had already asked
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  Speaker 2: multiple times. She said, I didn't think you were actually
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  Speaker 2: going to toe it. You could have just called me
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  Speaker 2: I told her, I understand that, but I also expected
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  Speaker 2: my driveway not to be used after I asked you
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  Speaker 2: not to. Since then, she has had spoken to me.
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  Speaker 2: Her daughter texted me saying I made this into a
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  Speaker 2: bigger deal than it needed to be. Another neighbor told
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  Speaker 2: me I should have tried one more conversation before escalating,
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  Speaker 2: because we still had to live next to each other.
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  Speaker 2: I know neighbor relationships matter, but I also feel like
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  Speaker 2: I gave enough warnings. So did I escalate too far?
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  Speaker 2: Or did I give enough chances?
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  Speaker 1: You, your neighbor, the neighbor that said you should have
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  Speaker 1: given them one more time, the mother daughter, all of them,
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  Speaker 1: all the way off, all the way off. You gave
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  Speaker 1: ample choices, gave ample warning. You're, like I said, if
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  Speaker 1: it especially in the rain. I've got groceries and I
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  Speaker 1: can't get Oh yeah, there's you're You're mysteriously gonna be,
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  Speaker 1: you know, running on flats.
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  Speaker 2: This is where this whole, the whole neighbor relationship thing
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  Speaker 2: is fascinating to me, because I feel like in neighbor
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  Speaker 2: relationships there are two types of people. There's someone that
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  Speaker 2: cares about the neighbor relationship and thinks about the consequences
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  Speaker 2: of a feud. And then there's the other person that
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  Speaker 2: doesn't give a flying f about it. And if the
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  Speaker 2: one neighbor doesn't give a flying f about it, you
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  Speaker 2: shouldn't either, because there's no winning that, there is no
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  Speaker 2: there is no oh, you know, the neighbor relationship matters,
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  Speaker 2: and I don't want to have a neighbor war. That
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  Speaker 2: person is not going to bend, and so they are
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  Speaker 2: taking advantage of knowing either a they don't care what
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  Speaker 2: you do, or B that you will bend because you're
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  Speaker 2: the one in the relationship that cares about good neighbor feelings.
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  Speaker 1: I'll get back to the neighbor thing in a second. Well,
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  Speaker 1: they're the problem with this whole story. And it's probably
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  Speaker 1: the thing I hate more than just about anything else
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  Speaker 1: in this world is entitlement. It shows a level of
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  Speaker 1: entitlement that you don't have. You think your neighbors, you know,
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  Speaker 1: driveway is your driveway because it's more convenient for you.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever. And I blame the mom, I blame the daughter. Whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, I try very I'm not I don't know my neighbors.
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  Speaker 3: I seldom see them.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like I keep normal hours, but I try
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  Speaker 1: to be a good neighbor. And I'll give you a
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  Speaker 1: very concrete example of like right now, I get up
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  Speaker 1: at four forty in the morning. I exercise at five.
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  Speaker 1: Now some mornings I do. I've been trying to do yoga.
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  Speaker 1: I would love to do yoga.
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  Speaker 2: Is that part of your court ordered rehabilitation from your choking? Oh? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: just making sure.
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  Speaker 1: I would love to do yoga from my living room
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  Speaker 1: because but I'm learning, and I watch videos and I
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  Speaker 1: try to imlate. But yoga's hard. If you've never done it,
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  Speaker 1: don't don't sit there and snicker.
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  Speaker 3: It's hard. I am.
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  Speaker 1: I am in very good shape, and I am telling
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  Speaker 1: you it's hard. I know you, but I'm just I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying the general audience.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah no, this is one of those opportunities for me
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  Speaker 2: to briefly just to tell for those that don't know
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  Speaker 2: the story. I'm not gonna tell the whole story. I'm
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  Speaker 2: just gonna tell the very brief version that the first
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  Speaker 2: time I tried yoga with my wife, doing like a
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  Speaker 2: P ninety X yoga, I got stuck. I'm not making
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  Speaker 2: that up. I got stuck and she had to push
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  Speaker 2: me over to unlock me. So yeah, so, but.
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  Speaker 1: I don't do it in my living room because it's
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  Speaker 1: five in the morning and I'm trying to be a
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  Speaker 1: courteous neighbor and not make a bunch of racket for.
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  Speaker 3: The people below me. So I go to the gym
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  Speaker 3: and I do it there.
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  Speaker 1: Even when I get back and when I have a
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  Speaker 1: little you know thing, I sit on, meditate everything else.
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  Speaker 1: But I try to be very gentle, so I'm not
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  Speaker 1: mister stompy for the neighbors below me. I have neighbors
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  Speaker 1: above me that do not hesitate at all to be
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  Speaker 1: mister stompy. They clearly do not know what it means
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  Speaker 1: to pick up your feet to walk softly. Everything is
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  Speaker 1: like them trudging through the god snow.
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  Speaker 2: That's the hell I am currently living in. We are
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  Speaker 2: on the third floor of this apartment. Yeah, and it's
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  Speaker 2: it's a it's it's you know. We're currently in Portland,
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  Speaker 2: so it's basically Austin Northwest. So we're in a midrise
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  Speaker 2: apartment building and so there's a number of floors above us.
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  Speaker 2: But the people above us are are the stompy mc
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  Speaker 2: Stomperson's I'm pretty sure it actually says it next to
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  Speaker 2: their mailbox, and they don't know from walking softly. I
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  Speaker 2: swear to God it's Harry and the Henderson's living up there.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you want to know why you don't see
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  Speaker 2: Bigfoot on TV when they go looking for him in
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  Speaker 2: the woods, because the whole family's living right above me.
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  Speaker 2: Stomp stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, and they are on a
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  Speaker 2: semi normal schedule. Okay, that's the good thing. Around six
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  Speaker 2: thirty to seven am, Portland time, they're up, they're waking up,
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  Speaker 2: they're walking, they're stomping around, and they're going to bed
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  Speaker 2: around ten thirty eleven o'clock at night. The problem with
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  Speaker 2: that is we are middle aged. We are already in
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  Speaker 2: bed by the time they start their evening stomping, and
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  Speaker 2: because we don't keep normal bankers hours we're both self employed,
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  Speaker 2: we actually get to sleep in a little bit later sometimes,
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  Speaker 2: so they're going to bed later and waking up earlier,
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  Speaker 2: which means they're waking us up on both ends of
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  Speaker 2: their stomping sessions. And Jesus H. Christ, there are so
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  Speaker 2: many different ways to go about trying to solve this problem.
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  Speaker 2: I hardly know which one to pick because I suffer
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  Speaker 2: from a severe case of analysis paralysis, I can overthink
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  Speaker 2: almost any situation to debt. So you are currently dealing
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  Speaker 2: with stompy upstairs neighbors. We've got the stompy mc stompersons
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  Speaker 2: living above us. What's the best course of action to
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  Speaker 2: get them to stop?
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  Speaker 3: You know, that's it's a great question.
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  Speaker 1: I had the same problem in my last apartment, and
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  Speaker 1: I recorded the people and I sent it to the
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  Speaker 1: management I'm going. I said, could you please ask these
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  Speaker 1: people just to try to walk a little bit softly?
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  Speaker 1: Like it is not everything needs to be just like
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  Speaker 1: you're marching. And I'm probably gonna end up doing the
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  Speaker 1: same thing. Except my previous management were very proactive and
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  Speaker 1: very good.
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  Speaker 3: This management my current building not so much.
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  Speaker 1: So I have a feeling their response to everything is
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  Speaker 1: we'll call security. Yeah, because security is gonna come do anything?
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  Speaker 1: Is they don't do jat crap anyways, So my next
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  Speaker 1: and this is where you never you're you can go
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  Speaker 1: two different directions on this. You think about, well, maybe
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  Speaker 1: if I, you know, left some cookies and a note
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  Speaker 1: ups in their door saying hey, could you mind not
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  Speaker 1: trying to walk a little bit softer, especially early in
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  Speaker 1: the morning or in the evening luckily with my new schedule,
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  Speaker 1: because they they keep an almost identical schedule as to
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  Speaker 1: what you are talking about, except so they are up
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  Speaker 1: at about six thirty. Well I'm already up, so it's okay.
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  Speaker 1: Going to bed though, So I typically now.
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  Speaker 3: I am in bed at nine.
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  Speaker 2: And welcome, We've been waiting for you. It is so nice.
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  Speaker 3: Try, and my goal is to be a sleep by ten.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's why I don't have a phone in
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  Speaker 1: my bedroom anymore or anything. But it does get a
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  Speaker 1: little trying. If they are running late and they're still
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  Speaker 1: stopping MC stoppers at at ten fifteen to ten thirty,
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  Speaker 1: it does start to really irritate me.
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  Speaker 2: And when you said when they were running late, in
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  Speaker 2: my head, I thought you were about to say so
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  Speaker 2: when they're running laps.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I feel like at some point in the
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  Speaker 1: morning one of them does like push ups or sit
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  Speaker 1: ups or something because there's a very rhythmic.
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  Speaker 3: Or I'll say they have sex very consistently.
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  Speaker 2: But like on the floor just as you get to
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  Speaker 2: hear it.
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  Speaker 1: But I know I'm kind of in the same predicament
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  Speaker 1: of because the other thing about it is you could
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: also just they could take it the wrong way and
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: you just antagonize them and then they do it more.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So yeah, two things. Solution based is the second one,
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: what do we do about it? The first thing is
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: just something that I think. This is something that my
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: wife and I do when the people above us are
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: stomping like crazy, we're trying to figure out we sometimes
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: I make a game out of it. What do we
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: think they're doing up there? Like you mentioned the rhythmic stomping.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Are they about to report to basic and they're just practicing.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Is it possible that they're doing medicine ball slams before
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: they go to bed or first thing in the morning
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: when they wake up. Are they thinking about doing some
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: remodeling and they've decided to start murmering the floor? And
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: that's the other thing with this midrise building is like
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: and it's probably the same for you. I mean, this
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: is this is concrete, so the vibrations and the sounds
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: do travel pretty good.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: I don't think people realize that. I think especially I
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: think people think newer buildings they've built in a way
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: that they're sound proof, and it's like, no, they're not.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: You know, they they absolutely cut those corners there's very
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: little on the sound. Prof.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've wondered hopscotch is something to bring in woo
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: back a game of old I've wondered if maybe they've
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: got some chalk and they've just.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Made themselves a little hotscotch and jump rope.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Also, you know what, maybe what it is, maybe they're
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: just doing an old school like elementary school field day.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: They're just doing all the activities. They're doing the sack rays,
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: jumping jacks, jumping jacks, double dutch jump rope.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: I too have pondered these questions.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I also I did the same thing you
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: did when Tara and I were playing what is it
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: they're doing up their game? And I said hopscotch like
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: you did, and she said, I bet it's And she
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: went up to me so quick. She was like, it's
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: probably hopscotch on a pogo stick. And I was like, oh, yeah,
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: that's it. Yeah, you win to go stick. Yes, they're
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: up there Poe going like crazy. So the second part
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: is the solution. What do you do about it? Because
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: you mentioned Trey, do you leave some cookies in a
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: nice note that says please walk softly. Here's some snicker
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: doodles and do they then does it still annoy them?
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: What do you do? One idea Tara had was maybe
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: what we do is we buy some house shoes, some
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: nice cushioned house shoes, two pairs, because I think it's
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: a couple above us. You get two pairs of house
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: shoes in a basket, a nice gift basket, with a
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: little note that says, hey, this from your neighbors. Would
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: you mind mean name names.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: I don't think house shoes will do the trick. I
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: think they stop so much. I don't know that cushioning
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: is the answer.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: And at that point you're having, you're trying to get
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: them to do something that most humans a don't want
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: to do and be is very difficult to do. And
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: that's change a habit. They are so used to doing
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: what they're doing. You're not just trying, You're trying to
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: get them to change what they do on a regular basis,
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: change the habit. It's hard, It is hard.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: And see you're I was thinking more high tech when
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: I started trying to think about solving the problem. Did
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: you read about how when when we went in and
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: invaded Venezuela to extra write their president, we did like
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: the sonic thing that made everyone you know crap and
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Pugh can crap themselves. I was trying to see if
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: I could find one of those, like on eBay.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Trey that's ridiculous. You're gonna have to look on TMU.
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  Speaker 2: today is Wednesday, August fifth, twenty twenty six. Let's celebrate
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: today with some birthdays. Lonnie Anderson best known as Jennifer
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Marlowe on WKRP in Cincinnati is eighty one.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: I thought she died.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: I did too, brother. I'm going to click on this
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: just to see because usually usually my prep service is
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: good at letting us know if she's alive or dead.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah she died.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah she's dead. Yeah. Prep service screwed up because
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: even when I click on her name was an American actress, like, yeah,
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: I don't think she's still alive. Well she would have
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: been a one. Uh yeah. But honestly, it's it's really
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: just an excuse to be able to mention w KRP
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: in Cincinnati. It's one of the great all time sitcoms,
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: partly because it didn't center around a family like some
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: of the like. It was technically a family because they
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: all knew each other. But it's a situational comedy so
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: much so many sitcoms are always, you know, they're family based,
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: you know them all, they're all almost always family based,
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: are always in the home, right w kr and P
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: in Cincinnati was it's a radio station. And I'm trying
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: to think of any sort of situational comedies right now
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: that aren't family based. Mash one of the greatest sitcoms
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: of all time. Not only was that movie not set
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: in the middle of a family or a family home,
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: it was sit in the middle of a war. Yeah, Cheers,
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Cheers was a bar. That's absolutely one of my favorite
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: shows of all time, and it was set in a bar.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: I can't really think of many current situation like sitcoms
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: that that our occupation versus, you know, home.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Lonnie Anderson's either claim to fame married to Burt Reynolds exactly.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: That's the other reason she and Burt Reynolds. Man, you
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: talk about the it couple for a while, woo man,
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: that was it? Uh. Jonathan Silverman is sixty. Jonathan Silverman
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: is sixty, So he had a good run on a sitcom.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: I think it was just called single Life or a
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Single Man or something single. It was on NBC for
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: a while. It was on like Before or After Friends.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: That that must see TV block where almost anything would
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: would succeed.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're sandwiching it in between Friends and er
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: or like or at the front end of it. So, yeah,
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Jonathan Silverman is sixty, But to me, he is best
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: known from his role and Weekend at Berney's. Yeah, So good,
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: such a great classic film. Also, I'd lived it for
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: a number of years. Jonathan Silverman is sixty other birthdays.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Today you've got Pat smear is sixty seven guitars for
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: the Foo Fighters, former member of Nirvana for obvious reasons,
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: and the Germs. He I don't know if I don't
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: know if that's actually his legal like government name, or
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: if that's just one he thought would be funny. I
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: don't really want to find out. I'm just gonna let
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: it be. Patrick Ewing is sixty four. Hall of Fame Center,
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: eleven time NBA All Star would have had at least
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: one ring if it wasn't for Michael effing Jordan. I
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: bet he's get I bet he gets two rings in
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: his career if it's not for Michael Jordan.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Probably.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: And here's a name. Here's a name that I know
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: you're gonna know, but I know you have not thought
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: of it in a long time. Two time MLB All Star,
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: known for wearing a batting helmet while playing first base.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: John Olerude is fifty eight. Wow, See, I knew you
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: would know who he was.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the name I have not heard in twenty
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: five years. Twenty I think you summed it up with yeah.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: And he wasn't. I mean, he was an all star player.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: I mean, like even here it said it was two
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: time All Star. I honestly got thought he was an
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: All Star more than that. I mean, you talk about
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: A list actors, B list actors, same thing with athletes.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: This is a guy that was an a ish to
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: a B baseball player as far as notoriety, partly because
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: he was he played I think all of his career
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: in Toronto. But he was a solid player. Two. I
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: thought he was an All Star more than twice. But yeah,
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: but for some reason, he sticks out to me. And
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: it's and part of it's the helmet, but I don't know,
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: I just feel like he stuck out to me for
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: some reason.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: I think you take the helmet gimmick away. I don't
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: know that.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, he's in that. He's in that realm of
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: There were much bigger names at the time. Baseball was
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: a bigger I mean in the macro. Baseball just simply
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: is not the sport it was twenty five thirty years ago.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: I mean no, I mean, and honestly, and a lot
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: of it it's its own doing. And I hate to
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: say Russ was right about something. But yeah, they should
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: have just let him kept doing steroids because you know,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: home run competitions. I mean, that was that was probably
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: the biggest time in baseball for the last thirty years,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: when when you had Sosa and Maguire going after the
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: home run thing, and then and then Barry Bonds came
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: along and then you're like, hey, Crow magnum Man, your
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: head's grown.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: It was one of the great before and after transformations
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: to look at Barry's rookie card and then to see
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: twenty years later he's better and bigger.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: Well, then he.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Had the screwball way and this is you had the
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: list of the people that they thought we're doping, and
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: but they never released the list. They just occasionally leaked
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: the name and then that person would have to go
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: through all a Rod got caught up.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: In it, I mean, and it's like all the players.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know why they didn't just go, hey, it's
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: all good, just knock it off. If they really made
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: him stop, and why they won't let him in the
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Hall of Fame, bs and everything else. It's like, my
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: argument with that is it wasn't an unfair advantage because
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: everyone was doing it.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: That's true. Yeah, I mean at that point it and.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, especially he may be the biggest a hole walking,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: but Barry Bonds was by far and away one of
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: the most phenomenal, especially when he started off in Pittsburgh.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: He was a phenomenal player.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: He was already five tool Yeah.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: I mean he was.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: He was an absolute Hall of Famer before he started juicing.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: And I think he just got pissed off with the
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: notoriety that Sosa maguire were it, and you know, wanted
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: wanted some of.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: It, and then he ended up with all of it.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: I'll go yeah. And that's the other thing too. It's
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: like I will say this, I still think about as
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: you're talking about the steroid era. I still think about
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: that ninety eight season with Sammy Sosa, Mark McGuire, and
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: I still remember Mark McGuire breaking Maris' single season home
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: run record. He misses first base as he's rounding, and
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: he's so excited, has to go back and touch it.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: And it makes my stomach turn because he was because
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: because at the time it was just the ultimate in
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: being betrayed as a fan, because like he's saying all
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: the things you're supposed to say, and he's doing all
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: the things you're supposed to do, and then eventually it
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: comes out that he was absolutely juicing. But here's the thing.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Had he just had he just been like, yeah, I
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: felt betrayed. I was young enough at the time and
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: still had enough hope in my body to be like, please,
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: let this be pure. And when it wasn't, that sort
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: of that house of cards crashed down a little bit
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: in my soul. It didn't change the fact that I
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: still love baseball, but it definitely changed on my view
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: of him. How like him hugging Roger Morris's family being
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: so close and it's just like, God, you're just you
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: fucking asshole.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but first of all, no one had thought about
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Roger Marris in decades, and it was obvious as he
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: was juicing. If you had seen McGuire five years prior,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: you knew what was going on. See I remember it
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: totally differently. I don't remember feeling portrayed. I remember how
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: exciting it was because it really didn't matter what you
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: were doing. They would break into whatever you were watching
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: when one of those guys went up to bat, and
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: everyone was I mean, it was a national thing. Everyone
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: was glued to it watching it. It was probably probably
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: the most exciting baseball season of my lifetime.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: It was probably one of the most exciting things to
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: happen in baseball for the second half of the twentieth century.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, I mean, I.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: It's hard to speak for some of the early twentieth century,
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: you know Yankees late Hank Aaron and that stuff, because
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Hank Aaron was a solo deal man. He was he
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: was on that mission by himself, Mark mcga Iron Samy Sosa.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: That competition drove it even further, made it so much
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: more interesting.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: I screwed the last half of the twentieth century.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: I would say it was the most exciting thing over
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: the last fifty years in baseball.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Oh current, the last current fifty years, gotcha? Yeah, I
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: would too.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: I remember Ripken breaking the you know, the iron Man record,
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: and that was.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: Cool, but.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: That's a marathon thing.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: And the Rangers winning a World Series was the most
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: pleasant enough surprises. But I never thought I would see
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: that after the twenty ten to twenty eleven just absolute employees,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: especially the Saint like like, there's the sports I will
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: hate Nelly Cruz till I go to my grave for
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: absolutely losing the twenty eleven World Series.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: But take the fandom out of it.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: The McGuire Sosa thing was the most exciting thing in
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: baseball in the last fifty years.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: And that's part of the reason I've felt so betrayed
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: by it. It's because I same as you. I remember
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: all the excitement, the fun and seeing my favorite sport
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: at the time getting recognition, and I was like, God,
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: this is great. And then and then and then, and
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: then the truth comes out. You're just like you, you've guys,
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: and and so I'm able to separate it a little
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: bit and think about the happy times kind of like
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: in a relationship, You're like, you know what, we had
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: some really good times and then the bitch cheated on me.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: That's how I felt with the McGuire Sosa thing.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: You know, typically that stuff it really sours the whole
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: ex for me that I'm glad you can separate it out.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: We know it. We had some really good times and
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: until I saw her on a video on blacks dot com.
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• 38:45
  Speaker 2: inside the Treehouse. Before we get to Jim Penis Israel,
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: let's stir up some controversy. A gen Zer has sparked
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: outrage after declaring she wants to marry Rich. And this
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: is yet another example of gen Z thinking they've discovered
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: something that we've all known for a really long time.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Outrage from whom because now this is one thing I
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: better not see any gen xers because it's not like
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: this is a novel concept.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Absolutely it's not. I mean, if we're being straightforward, if
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: we're being honest, this is the oldest profession, except in
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: this case it's more on the amateur level.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is this is a tale as old as time.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: It is. I want to marry Rich did not work?
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Duh h. So gen Z has sparked online outrage after
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: declaring she wants to marry Rich and not work.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Cinderella isn't a great story. If you know it's
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: a poor guy.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: On the other end of.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: It, yeah, he's not a cobbler, which, considering how she
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: lost a shoe, maybe she should have gone that rot.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Gender stereotypes have come a long way, but that isn't
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: to say that in twenty twenty six, some women are
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: just fine giving up their careers to marry rich to
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: never work another day in their lives. In a forum
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: on Reddit, one twenty year old decided to do just that.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: She described herself as an ambitious person who was studying
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: to become a dentist, yet had recently had a change
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: of heart and decided life is too short to spend
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: it stressed and working. This is a great example of
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: a young person's mindset and not thinking ahead. She thinks
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: life is too short to spend it stressed and working.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: The thing is, though, if you marry rich and don't work,
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: you will work every day of your life. You, you,
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: in that scenario, are not really a person. You're an asset.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: You're a thing, You're a trophy, You're basically you are
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: a You're a talking sex doll. And that's if you're
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: allowed to talk. It depends on the guy you get with.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Well, nine out of ten times when you see an
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: a lopsided relationship when it comes to looks age something
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: like that, there's a reason for it. And a lot
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: of it has to do with dollar signs. And you know,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: I can name countless places in Dallas that for years,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Highland Park Village to Javier's Cigar Bar have been a
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: absolute trap of young single women going there looking to
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: find a successful guy.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: That they can meet and hopefully marry. This is this
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: is not new.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: Uh, it's just not typically said out loud.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: I guess it's more.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: I think it was more of just sort of an
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: understood thing. But so by this young woman declaring it
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: to the world, going on Reddit and saying this is
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: what I'm gonna do, then you open yourself up to
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: criticism from other people. People that'll be like, how dare you?
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: You're you're just you're reinforcing gender stereotypes and blah blah
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: blah blah blah. Well, yeah she is, but it's also
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: her life. If that's what she really wants to do,
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: she'll find a sucker. Well I mean she'll be the sucker,
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: but she'll find a guy willing to enter into this relationship.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't know that I agree with the
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: gender stereotypes because I know plenty of guys if if
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: they could find a wealthy woman, they'd be more than
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: happy to uh, you know, there's some trade offs there,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: but uh, a nice comfy life, Yeah, I think they'd
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: take that.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: I think I think you jump on that.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: It would certainly give me something to think about.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: How much are we talking? Yeah, you're right, you're doing
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: all these things now in your life that would make
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: you a hell of a catch for a nice, rich
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: older lady.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: I am a good house husband.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: You cook, you clean, and you all night. But you
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: need to be aware of the gym penis. Okay, sorry
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: to bring the room down, but I mean, if you're
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: going to be a good house husband, this is something
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: to consider when I when I say to you, Jim
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Penis is real. What do you think, Jim Penis is?
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: I haven't a clue.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: I didn't either. Early one, sure, I was like, what, like, like,
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: if you're doing squats or something, it turns a weird way.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: I mean, I've I've worked out in gyms now for
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: oh my god, I'm about to do math like thirty years. Yeah,
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: I don't really recall it. Thinking, hey, what's going on
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: with my wiener while I'm at the gym. Well, well,
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: at least not in an abnormal way.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: All right, now I can kind of think about it.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna assume it has to do with blood flow,
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: and it's not going to.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Specific areas, that is correct. Jim penis is the opposite
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: of the pump. Most of us go to the gym
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: to get a pump, right, You get your biceps big,
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: your chest looks good, your back looks good, your legs
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: look good. Do your legs? Boys? Jim penis is the opposite.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Because you've pumped up everything else, your wiener is losing out.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: So Jim penis has to do with shrinkage in the area.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: See, and maybe this is just me.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: First of all, I have never looked at my dick
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: before or after a workout and.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: Gone, well, what happened?
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: I always think I look really crappy after I leave
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: the gym. And you know, yeah you might if you've
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: done chess or something, you might have you know, a
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: little swollen as it were. But in general, it's like
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: your body is all out of whack and you've been
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: sweating your ass off and so nothing nothing looks great.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: It takes you know, a couple hours later you look better,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: next day look better.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: But yeah, who.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: See it's stuff like this, and now I go, Okay,
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: there are guys that are going to the gym and
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: then they're you know, looking down their pants, going what happened?
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Okay, you're not doing a dick bell.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: I swear to god, though, if that was an option,
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: that twenty four hour fitness, they'd be lined up.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: I'm sure that. Yeah.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: But if it makes if it was to make it
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: bigger like your chest, absolutely no guy would miss. If
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: no guy would miss dick day.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: No, I mean, if there were a proven way to
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: make things bigger, the gym would be twenty there would
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: be a line out the door twenty four to seven,
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: and that that machine would be the hottest machine you
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: could find.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: I mean for men and women. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, do.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: You have a lot of money, get your ass in there.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: Come on, that's right, you're so. It'd it'd be a
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: nice change for the ladies at the gym instead of
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: them wearing tight clothes and being recorded. Then the guys
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: will start wearing tight clothes and they can start recording
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: us on the dick push man.
• 46:37
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