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Let's Play IMPOSTER · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John, Ja and rich We gotta take the Diamondbacks. Testa's Arkintessa,
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  Speaker 1: what's up?
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  Speaker 2: Tessa? Hello?
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  Speaker 3: How are you guys?
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  Speaker 2: Dude? What are you doing right now?
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  Speaker 3: I'm sitting sitting at a Target parking lot?
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  Speaker 2: Which Target?
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  Speaker 3: Uh, well, I don't know if that's safe to say.
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  Speaker 3: I'm up in Mesa right now.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you're safe.
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  Speaker 3: My mom just flew in from out of state and
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  Speaker 3: we're listening to you guys, and she's like, I haven't
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  Speaker 3: listened to John, Jay and Richard forever. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: let's call so here we are.
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  Speaker 2: Where's your mom? Where she lives?
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  Speaker 3: She lives in Iowa. But we've listened to you guys
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  Speaker 3: since forever. I remember being really little driving my siblings
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  Speaker 3: and stuff to high school. And yeah, we listened to
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  Speaker 3: you guys on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's so cool.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening. All right, Well, hopefully we'll get you
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  Speaker 1: some Diamondback tickets. Let's play the game. What game we played, Payton?
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  Speaker 4: We're playing impost. So our producer Nick he has secretly
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  Speaker 4: picked one person in the studio to be the impostor.
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  Speaker 4: The rest of us are all going to get the
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  Speaker 4: same word or the same topic. We are each wanted
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  Speaker 4: to describe the word without saying it. But the thing is, Tessa,
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  Speaker 4: one of us is the impostor, and you have to
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  Speaker 4: figure out who it is. Cool, all right, awesome? You
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  Speaker 4: get to pick between John, j Rich, Kyle or Me
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  Speaker 4: Peyton on who you want to start us off.
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  Speaker 3: I get to pick. Yeah, we'll start with you.
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  Speaker 2: Me okay, yeah, h scary, memorable, Sam Barney hmm, toys compelling,
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  Speaker 2: Mosquito are low, movies refined fred Dino, Spiky.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, No.
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  Speaker 5: Deliberate, Jeff Meteor, Big Dynamic, Littlefoot, Jurassic.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Tessa, do you have any idea on who is
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  Speaker 4: the impostor and doesn't know what the topic or the
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  Speaker 4: word is?
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  Speaker 2: I do me too?
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  Speaker 4: Which one do you feel like?
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  Speaker 2: And that gave me nothing? I had nothing to work
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  Speaker 2: with you, including to you guys after.
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  Speaker 4: I am not very well versed in the topic.
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  Speaker 2: Can you tell? Can you tell what the topic was?
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  Speaker 3: I was trying to figure that out, but then there
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  Speaker 3: was names thrown around and then characters, and I'm I'm
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  Speaker 3: something with dinosaurs like I wouldna dinosaur.
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  Speaker 6: There we go, said Little Foot, I said Arlow from
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  Speaker 6: The Good Dinosaur.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go, yeah, I said Sam, because Sam
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  Speaker 1: Neil just died and he was the star Jurassic Park.
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  Speaker 2: He just didn't help.
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  Speaker 1: No, he was the the other one in the blue shirt.
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  Speaker 3: I said Sam, and I was like what what Hey,
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  Speaker 3: there you go.
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  Speaker 2: Then I said Jeff. Jeff is Jeff Goldbloom, who was
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  Speaker 2: one of the stars.
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  Speaker 1: This nice mosquito because the old man had the little
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  Speaker 1: mosquito and the thing that's where they got all the DNA.
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  Speaker 2: I said meteor because meteors took out the dinosaurs.
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  Speaker 1: I said Fred because of the flintstones, Fred Flintstone.
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  Speaker 2: And then I said Dino because that was his pet
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  Speaker 2: dinosaur A.
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  Speaker 1: Tesla, you are in okay, So hold on the line
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  Speaker 1: right sore. Amazing, Thank you for listening. Thanks mom for listening.
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  Speaker 1: Tell mom you she could listen to us on the
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  Speaker 1: free iHeartRadio app in Iowa.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure she does already, but she hasn't listened
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  Speaker 3: in person in in Arizona in a while.
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  Speaker 2: So that's cool. There we go, Thanks, Tesla.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, we'll see the diamonbacks. Oh it was mommy
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  Speaker 1: yelling something? Was she yelling something?
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  Speaker 2: Just now? Was she say something?
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  Speaker 3: No, it's my son in the back.
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  Speaker 2: Okay on generations of listeners love it.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm looking at my wife and I were talking
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  Speaker 1: about her. She leases a car, and you know, obviously
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  Speaker 1: we deal with Pat Hickey, and so we were driving
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  Speaker 1: back from San Diego on Saturday, and I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: see how much her car was worth. So I keep
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  Speaker 1: hearing about like a Carvana or these places that Like
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  Speaker 1: my brother in law and when he was he lived
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  Speaker 1: in LA, he sold his car. Like you you go
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  Speaker 1: to the carvan and thing, you fill it out and
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  Speaker 1: they'll like, come pick up your car, and they got
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  Speaker 1: a good deal.
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  Speaker 2: So I was like, let me do it.
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  Speaker 1: So I go to the Carvana thing, you know, on
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  Speaker 1: the website and fill out all the information and then
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  Speaker 1: give me this number. And I'm like, hey, Blake, they
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  Speaker 1: gave us this number for your car. I think that's
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  Speaker 1: a good number. And then she goes, well, check out
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  Speaker 1: Kelly Bluebook, Like why don't have you check out Kelly
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  Speaker 1: blue Book? I think this is everybody says this is
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  Speaker 1: the thing because they started it. They're the og of
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  Speaker 1: car values and stuff, right. So I'm like, I don't
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  Speaker 1: really want and I could tell she's getting mad at me.
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  Speaker 1: She was driving, Yeah, she wants you to check out
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  Speaker 1: she's driving.
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  Speaker 2: She's driving.
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  Speaker 1: And one of the reasons she drives all the time
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  Speaker 1: is because she complains about my driving.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm like, then you drive from now on. So
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  Speaker 2: whenever we go any work, she drives, it's on her car.
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  Speaker 2: Do you complain when she drives? No?
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  Speaker 1: I get scared sometimes. So she tells me to go
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  Speaker 1: to Kelly Bluebook. So I go to Kelly Bluebook and
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  Speaker 1: I fill out these I do the same thing. It's
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  Speaker 1: almost the exact same form, and Lord and behold, I
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  Speaker 1: start getting text messages, by the way, it was less
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  Speaker 1: than Carvana.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I start getting text messages from dealerships all around the
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  Speaker 1: land asking me if I want to sell her car.
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  Speaker 1: Then they start calling me and calling me, and now
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting spam calls from dealerships that want to buy
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  Speaker 1: her car. And I'm telling and that didn't happen with Carvana.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So I'm like, they didn't share that information. She's like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah. Like even this morning, I've got like
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  Speaker 1: three phone calls this morning from dealerships and text messages
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  Speaker 1: to people. And it's and it's not it's not Ai.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a real salesperson. Hey, thanks for filling out
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  Speaker 1: the form Kelly Bluebook. We'd like to call you. Like, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I was just checking it out. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: sell the car, never mind. And now I'm like so
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  Speaker 1: bothered by her. Like I knew I was fine already.
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  Speaker 1: It was fine.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know what he got on your new phone.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, hold out the Kelly blue Book form myself, like
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  Speaker 1: four or five years ago for a car I don't own,
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  Speaker 1: and they still call it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how to stop that. It's terrible.
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  Speaker 4: Need to get a new number.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to because they all call from different numbers.
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  Speaker 2: It's terrible. It's worse than the Blood Blink people.
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  Speaker 6: You know who's the most aggressive is when you have
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  Speaker 6: a dentist appointment.
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  Speaker 2: I think those.
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  Speaker 6: People are so aggressive with the text. Hey, you have
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  Speaker 6: an appointment at three o'clock. We need you to confirm
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  Speaker 6: your appointment at three o'clock. You must text back right
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  Speaker 6: away or we will cancel your apartment and charge you.
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  Speaker 6: I think it's terrible. They are very aggressive.