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OUTRO: Behind The Bach Files · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 2: Thanks, mate, just realized there's a mode of filth in
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  Speaker 2: front of me. What do you mean just dirty caps
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  Speaker 2: and stuff?
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  Speaker 3: How you going, Jace?
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  Speaker 2: Good? Thanks for feeling good.
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  Speaker 3: Are you still human?
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  Speaker 4: You look good, Jess.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be honest with you. I'm still human.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can tell me too, I'm human.
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  Speaker 2: Are you human?
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  Speaker 3: Pugs?
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  Speaker 4: Not at all?
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  Speaker 3: I don't care.
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  Speaker 4: I am all. I am as excited are you?
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  Speaker 2: What are you excited about?
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  Speaker 4: Pugs to go back to the bench.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you do it properly.
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  Speaker 3: This time I was putuing like a whole day of us,
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  Speaker 3: you know, playing some beats. Jason's got us right out.
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  Speaker 2: I was, man, it was such a fucking good day too.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah it was.
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  Speaker 2: It was. It was such a nice I could not
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  Speaker 2: have asked for a bit of day for the batch
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  Speaker 2: high tied at three. I just can't tell you felt.
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  Speaker 2: And then you know, then the Test match of course.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the All Blacks were on. Although you're acting like
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  Speaker 3: there's never going to be a nice day at the
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  Speaker 3: batch again.
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  Speaker 4: Well you know, you never know, but also at that
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  Speaker 4: batch if it was passing down with rain.
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  Speaker 2: Heat is ones absolute travesty. And the owner of the batch,
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  Speaker 2: as I, as I've already outlined to you Fellas, was
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  Speaker 2: pretty bloody sorry about what had happened. In fact, he
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  Speaker 2: rang me and then he rang my wife and then
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  Speaker 2: he wanted to ring you Fellas personally. Wow, I don't
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  Speaker 2: don't worry about that.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's sweet. Probably going you just pass on what
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  Speaker 3: he said, Yeah, what did you say?
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  Speaker 2: Just that he was very apologetic and I want a bastard,
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  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Did he does he have a calendar system?
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  Speaker 2: He does have a calendar system and he said, I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what I did. I don't know what
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  Speaker 2: I've done, right, and so I've obviously just haven't entered it.
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  Speaker 4: And then maybe and put a funny date or something
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  Speaker 4: yes for us.
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  Speaker 2: And as I was saying, the irony is now, of course,
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  Speaker 2: is that it's free forever now the batch.
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  Speaker 3: Is he moving away?
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  Speaker 2: No, he's going over to Europe. But he said, no
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  Speaker 2: one's booked it, there's no more bookings.
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  Speaker 4: You just do It was a tiny little belch that had.
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  Speaker 2: You just rip out a beouch.
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  Speaker 4: I'm very apologetic about that. Well, let's just book it
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  Speaker 4: out man, every weekend this yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well yeah, I'm looking at my calendar now.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 2: Can I just say this to you fellows too. As
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  Speaker 2: we're driving out there, I was fizzing going yes, and
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  Speaker 2: I was like, God, imagine if.
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  Speaker 4: We could tell by the way you were driving.
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  Speaker 2: Imagine if we if we turned up and someone was there,
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  Speaker 2: Imagine that. And then, because I have a tendency to
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  Speaker 2: think that kind of thought, and I chastised myself while
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking, and I went, no, keV, yeah, don't
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  Speaker 2: really a good thing, a positive thing, by stupid thoughts
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  Speaker 2: like that.
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  Speaker 4: The one time you talk yourself down from your anxiety is.
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  Speaker 2: And it happens, Which is always the weirdest thing about
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  Speaker 2: my anxiety is when I don't talk myself down, of
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  Speaker 2: course it doesn't happen, no, But if I do talk
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  Speaker 2: myself down, it happened.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: So the funniest part was the same with me as well.
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  Speaker 3: When you dropped me and Pugs off in the middle
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  Speaker 3: of nowhere in the dark, we loaded all our belongings
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  Speaker 3: into your car and you drove off, being like, all right, fellows,
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  Speaker 3: i'll see you soon. It's like a five minute walk.
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  Speaker 3: And then you drove down this little ramp onto the
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  Speaker 3: beach and then across to the right, and it was
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  Speaker 3: pitch black and we just had our phone torches and
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  Speaker 3: you were like, you'll see me turn the batch lights on,
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  Speaker 3: and I was okay. And as we're walking along, I
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  Speaker 3: was like, pugs, have you seen him turn any batch
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  Speaker 3: lights on yet?
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  Speaker 2: Nah?
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  Speaker 3: I think you're driven off.
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  Speaker 4: Or it was right round the corner of a bit,
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  Speaker 4: like taking a bit like a bend, like from the
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  Speaker 4: beach where we were, and we've gone past.
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  Speaker 2: As I was driving along just that because as you know,
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  Speaker 2: there's a cluster of batches there, and just going I
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  Speaker 2: see lights on around where his batches and I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: fucking no, no. And then as I got a little
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  Speaker 2: bit closer, I was like, oh, thank god, it's the neighbors.
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  Speaker 2: It's the neighbors. And then as they got a little
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  Speaker 2: bit closer, I noticed, you know, the little red house
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  Speaker 2: lights were on, and I went they don't have lights
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  Speaker 2: up that high, and my heart dropped through my nurse
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  Speaker 2: onto my feet, and I part the car and slammed
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  Speaker 2: the door and was fucking.
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  Speaker 4: I literally thought you were pulling a massive wind up
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  Speaker 4: with us because we're walking along the beach without fe
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  Speaker 4: talked to him and like, where the hell's this batch?
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  Speaker 4: And then we see your little phone light float out
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  Speaker 4: into the dark, and we're like, oh, here he is,
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  Speaker 4: here's Jason. And and then I see as we get
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  Speaker 4: closer that you're holding your phone up to your ear.
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  Speaker 4: And then all I can hear you say is there's
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  Speaker 4: two other fucking couples there or something like that, and
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  Speaker 4: I was like, there's no way, like this has to be.
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  Speaker 2: I wish it was, man, I wish it.
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  Speaker 4: That would have been a great wine.
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  Speaker 2: How how big show is that?
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  Speaker 3: Though? Very big show is so big show big show?
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  Speaker 2: And the other thing is too because Mogi was going
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  Speaker 2: to come along and he turned up, but then he said,
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  Speaker 2: oh enough, you can't do it. Allows can't do.
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  Speaker 3: It, and he can't even this is three days ago
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  Speaker 3: and he can't even come to work today.
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  Speaker 2: And it's like the one positive of that was think,
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  Speaker 2: fuck he didn't come, because we would have had to
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  Speaker 2: turn around and it would have been in total of
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  Speaker 2: four four hour round trap.
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  Speaker 3: To be fair, though, Friday night, I felt like we
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  Speaker 3: had a good night.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was sick.
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  Speaker 1: The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 2: It's just that I know what the batch's like and
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  Speaker 2: I know what it had to offer, and so.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we were just scratching the surface.
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  Speaker 2: It was nagging me so badly.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Jace, I think it's behind us.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 3: We'll lock on a date once Mogi's back. Yes, and
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  Speaker 3: obviously we'll keep a backup plan just in case it's not.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck it. And this is the other really irritating thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's never happened in twenty years.
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  Speaker 4: Really, Yes, it's amazing.
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  Speaker 3: So there is a system because I just thought there
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  Speaker 3: wasn't a system.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, there is a system, right, okay, because I
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  Speaker 2: couldn't make sense of it either.
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  Speaker 3: It was like, what the fuck was your wife human?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? She was gutted. Well you remember on the night
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  Speaker 2: I said to you, she sends her apologies to you both. Ye, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because she was like, I'm so gutted for you guys,
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  Speaker 2: and I know how much you were looking forward to it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we were, especially Jason Olives And it's one hundred
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  Speaker 4: million dollars worth of cheeses.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I spent some serious cash. Man.
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  Speaker 4: I ended up with your cheese balls, and you ended
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  Speaker 4: up with my lighter.
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  Speaker 2: I was at your lighter, yeah, and I ended up
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  Speaker 2: with your.
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  Speaker 4: Cuts, my peak FORSTRAMI and my shridded chicken.
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  Speaker 2: Man. I had the chicken Marabella, of course, which was
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  Speaker 2: fucking beautiful cheese sport. I was going to cook you
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  Speaker 2: a beautiful organic bacon. I was going to cook your
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  Speaker 2: bacon and eggs in the morning. There.
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  Speaker 3: I think I ended up with a box of export
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  Speaker 3: or did I give those to you?
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  Speaker 4: You gave me those, which was very kind.
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  Speaker 3: And a block of chocolate.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you keep the chocolate.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just keep the chocolate because I love that chocolate.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I and I had a fridge full of cheese.
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  Speaker 4: When I got home, I smashed a bag of Cheetos
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  Speaker 4: and I was gutted. I was like the fellas on
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  Speaker 4: thist and out right, Now were they good on the
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  Speaker 4: hot Cheetah? Well, it's not quite the same as when
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  Speaker 4: it would have been on Friday night.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what what.
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  Speaker 3: Are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: And one of the other things we found out was
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  Speaker 2: that old.
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  Speaker 4: Pugson we're not.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying what a poker player.
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  Speaker 3: I think you Yeah, yeah, man, he let's just say
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  Speaker 3: he was confident.
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  Speaker 4: With us out.
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  Speaker 2: He was flopping it out on the on the desk.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And if you do listen to the Batch Special,
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  Speaker 3: I think ninety percent of it involves Pugstarn and has
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  Speaker 3: an atom.
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  Speaker 4: From memory listening, because I listened back through it today
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  Speaker 4: just to double Okay, it was fine. It's literally like
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  Speaker 4: the first half is Efan and Jeff and and then
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  Speaker 4: it just it just delves into trying to string a
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  Speaker 4: coherent sentence together about me having a huge downstairs.
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  Speaker 2: Meant hysterical laugh.
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  Speaker 4: Met hysterical after that's right. But I tell you what, like,
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  Speaker 4: I think we should do more stuff like that, like
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  Speaker 4: special podcasts, and well that's quite obviously. Next time we
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  Speaker 4: go we'll do the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: And I love to set up man. Yeah, it's a
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  Speaker 2: good little system mate, Yeah, real easy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And then yeah, there's something about us, even though we
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  Speaker 3: do it in here every day, doing that somewhere at
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  Speaker 3: a special time and a special location is quite fun.
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  Speaker 4: Also in the middle of the night that was so cool.
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  Speaker 3: Also whilst we're all quite steamed I don't know, why
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  Speaker 3: are you trying to put on this image like you
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  Speaker 3: don't get steamed, you don't have a messive downstairs, you see,
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  Speaker 3: to face the facts, Pug, one of those things is true.
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  Speaker 2: But a bit of the old, A bit of the old.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking about, Basil. We had
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  Speaker 3: Margarita's at one point Margarita pizzas the pug flute having
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  Speaker 3: a toot on the pug on the pug sun flute
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  Speaker 3: or something the pug.
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  Speaker 4: I can't remember.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember it being really funny at the time though.
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  Speaker 2: As as it is at the time, Yes, to it now.
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  Speaker 4: It's very much contagious laughter. Whether that goes outside of
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  Speaker 4: the three of us listening back.
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  Speaker 3: It was just Jason Ages cracking himself up and like
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  Speaker 3: crying with laughter over the fact that you've got a
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  Speaker 3: massive downstairs. Yeah, so Ages like fifteen minute.
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  Speaker 4: Was yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 3: It was a long just beside himself.
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  Speaker 2: Oh God, maybe we shouldn't put it.
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  Speaker 4: Out, No, we definitely should. It's going out.
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  Speaker 3: It's out, no, is it? Well? When people are listening
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  Speaker 3: to this, it's out.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, one hundred percent is out right now.
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  Speaker 3: Four o'clock.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I reckon because then you guys can plug it
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  Speaker 4: on the show. Yeah, but then it'll be ready for
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  Speaker 4: people to listen before the actual show podcasts come out.
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  Speaker 4: I guess it's decent logic and I can do a
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  Speaker 4: post about it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you reckon? The chances are that Mogi
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  Speaker 3: is with us tomorrow and Nelson.
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  Speaker 4: I think he's definitely doing that now that because somebody
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  Speaker 4: was saying before, once you get the antibiotics in here,
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  Speaker 4: they start to work pretty quick.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. The first like twenty four hours is pretty full
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  Speaker 3: on in terms of their work that they do.
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  Speaker 4: M So I think he will be and how happy
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  Speaker 4: he'll be about that, I'm not sure because I wouldn't
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  Speaker 4: be if I felt.
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  Speaker 2: Like I see. Yeah, there's slightly gnarly times in terms
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  Speaker 2: of getting to the airport and leaving. What do you
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  Speaker 2: mean peak our kind of times?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you go early anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll go mega early.
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  Speaker 3: I'll go I'm gonna my text will pick me up
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  Speaker 3: at six Jesus the early flights eight. It's half an
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  Speaker 3: hour to get there. You've got a taxi booked, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: no no, and then I'll be in the Kordu there
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  Speaker 3: for like an hour yeah, and I'll be with you man,
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  Speaker 3: I'll meet you there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll make you a bit of turn up. Or
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  Speaker 2: I'll be with the filth.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah you will be Jason, you are the filth.
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  Speaker 3: Jez Man. Hey, listen to the Hurdack, you big show
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  Speaker 3: four or seven every single weekday and it's super good.
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  Speaker 3: That's on Radio Hurdache by the way, Bye, thank you
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  Speaker 2: Se.