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- 0:00Speaker 1: Part one of the Real Mother Goose. This is a
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- 0:14Speaker 1: This reading by Alison Hester of Athens, Georgia. The Real
- 0:18Speaker 1: Mother Goose by anonymous Little bo Peep. Little bo Peep
- 0:26Speaker 1: has lost her sheep and can't tell where to find them.
- 0:30Speaker 1: Leave them alone and they'll come home and bring their
- 0:33Speaker 1: tails behind them. Little bo Peep fell fast asleep and
- 0:38Speaker 1: dreamt she heard them bleeding, But when she awoke she
- 0:42Speaker 1: found it a joke, for still they were all fleeting.
- 0:47Speaker 1: Then up she took her little crook, determined for to
- 0:51Speaker 1: find them. She found them, indeed, but it made her
- 0:55Speaker 1: heart bleed, for they'd left all their tails behind them.
- 0:59Speaker 1: It happened, and one day as bo Peep did stray
- 1:03Speaker 1: unto a meadow hard by. There she espied their tails,
- 1:08Speaker 1: side by side, all hung on a tree to dry.
- 1:12Speaker 1: She heaved a sigh and wiped her eye, and over
- 1:16Speaker 1: the hillocks she raced and tried what she could, as
- 1:21Speaker 1: a shepherdess should that each tail should be properly placed.
- 1:27Speaker 1: End of Little bo Peep. Little Boy Blue Little Boy Blue,
- 1:33Speaker 1: come below your horn. The sheep's in the meadow, the
- 1:35Speaker 1: cows in the corn. Where's the little boy that looks
- 1:38Speaker 1: after the sheep under the haystack? Fast asleep? End of
- 1:44Speaker 1: the Little Boy Blue, Rain, Rain, rain, go away, come
- 1:49Speaker 1: again another day. Little Johnny wants to play. End of rain. Winter,
- 1:58Speaker 1: cold and raw. The north wind doth blow bleak in
- 2:02Speaker 1: the morning. Early. All the hills are covered with snow,
- 2:07Speaker 1: and winters now come fairly. End of winter. The clock.
- 2:13Speaker 1: There's a neat little clock in the schoolroom. It stands,
- 2:17Speaker 1: and it points to the time with its two little hands.
- 2:21Speaker 1: And may we like the clock, keep a face clean
- 2:24Speaker 1: and bright, with hands ever ready to do what is right.
- 2:30Speaker 1: End of the clock. Fingers and toes. Every lady in
- 2:35Speaker 1: this land has twenty nails upon each hand, five and
- 2:41Speaker 1: twenty on hands and feet. All this is true without
- 2:45Speaker 1: the seat. End of fingers and toes. A seasonable song.
- 2:51Speaker 1: Piping hot, smoking hot, what I've got you have not
- 2:56Speaker 1: hot gray peas hot, hot, hot, hot, gray peas hot.
- 3:01Speaker 1: End of a seasonable song. Dame Trot and her cat.
- 3:10Speaker 1: Dame Trot and her cat led a peaceable life when
- 3:14Speaker 1: they were not troubled with other folks strife. When Dame
- 3:18Speaker 1: had her dinner, Pussy would wait and was sure to
- 3:22Speaker 1: receive a nice piece from her plate. End of Dame
- 3:27Speaker 1: Trot and her cat. Three children on the ice. Three
- 3:34Speaker 1: children sliding on the ice upon a summer's day. As
- 3:38Speaker 1: it fell out, they all fell in the rest they
- 3:42Speaker 1: ran away. Oh, had these children been at school or
- 3:47Speaker 1: sliding on dry ground, ten thousand pounds to one penny,
- 3:52Speaker 1: they had not then been drowned. Ye parents who have
- 3:56Speaker 1: children deer, and ye too, who have none. If you
- 4:00Speaker 1: would keep them safe abroad, pray keep them safe at home.
- 4:06Speaker 1: End of three Children on the ice. The old Woman
- 4:11Speaker 1: under a hill. There was an old woman lived under
- 4:15Speaker 1: a hill, and if she's not gone, she lives there still.
- 4:20Speaker 1: End of the old Woman under a hill. Tweedle Dumb
- 4:25Speaker 1: and tweedl d. Tweedle dumb and tweedl d resolved to
- 4:31Speaker 1: have a battle for tweedled Dumb said, tweedled D had
- 4:34Speaker 1: spoiled his nice new rattle. Just then flew by a
- 4:39Speaker 1: monstrous crow as big as a tar barrel, which frightened
- 4:43Speaker 1: both the heroes, so they quite forgot their quarrel. End
- 4:48Speaker 1: of tweedl Dumb and tweedled cross patch, cross patch, draw
- 4:55Speaker 1: the latch, sit by the fire and spin, Take a
- 4:59Speaker 1: cup and rink it up. Then call your neighbors in
- 5:03Speaker 1: end of cross patch. Oh dear, dear, dear, what can
- 5:09Speaker 1: the matter be? Two old women got up in an
- 5:12Speaker 1: apple tree. One came down, and the other stayed till Saturday.
- 5:18Speaker 1: End of Oh Dear, Old mother Goose. Old mother Goose,
- 5:24Speaker 1: when she wanted to wander, would ride through the air
- 5:28Speaker 1: on a very fine gander. End of Old Mother Goose.
- 5:34Speaker 1: Little Jumping Joan, Here am I little jumping Joan. When
- 5:39Speaker 1: nobody's with me, I'm always alone? End of Little Jumping Joan.
- 5:46Speaker 1: Robin Redbreast, Little Robin redbreast sat upon a tree. Up,
- 5:52Speaker 1: went pussy cat down, Went he down, came pussy cat away.
- 5:57Speaker 1: Robin ran, says, little Robin red breast, catch me if
- 6:01Speaker 1: you can. Little Robin redbreast jumped upon a spade. Pussy
- 6:06Speaker 1: cat jumped after him, and then he was afraid. Little
- 6:10Speaker 1: Robin chirped and sang, And what did pussy say? Pussy
- 6:14Speaker 1: Cat said mew mew mew, and Robin flew away. End
- 6:19Speaker 1: of Robin Redbreast. Patty Cake, Patty Cake paddy cake baker's man.
- 6:27Speaker 1: So I do master as fast as I can, pat
- 6:30Speaker 1: it and prick it, and mark it with a tea,
- 6:32Speaker 1: put it in the oven for Tommy and me. End
- 6:36Speaker 1: of paddy cake. Money and the mayor lend me, thy
- 6:42Speaker 1: mayor to ride a mile. She is lamed leaping over
- 6:45Speaker 1: a style a lack, and I must keep the fare.
- 6:49Speaker 1: I'll give thee money for thy mayor. Oh, oh, say you,
- 6:54Speaker 1: so money will make the mayor to go. End of
- 6:58Speaker 1: the money and the mayor a melancholy song. Trip upon
- 7:05Speaker 1: trenches and dance upon dishes. My mother sent me for
- 7:09Speaker 1: some barm, some barm. She bid me go lightly and
- 7:12Speaker 1: come again quickly, for fear the young men should do
- 7:16Speaker 1: me some harm. Yet didn't you see yet, didn't you
- 7:19Speaker 1: see what naughty tricks they put upon me? They broke
- 7:23Speaker 1: my pitcher and spilt the water, and huffed my mother
- 7:27Speaker 1: and chied her daughter, and kissed my sister instead of me.
- 7:33Speaker 1: End of a melancholy song. Jack, Jack, be nimble, Jack
- 7:39Speaker 1: be quick, Jack, jump over the candlestick. End of Jack
- 7:45Speaker 1: going to Saint Ives. As I was going to Saint Ives,
- 7:50Speaker 1: I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had
- 7:54Speaker 1: seven sacks. Every sack had seven cats. Every cat had
- 7:58Speaker 1: seven kits. It's cats, sacks and wives. How many we're
- 8:03Speaker 1: going to Saint Ives? End of going to Saint Ives
- 8:10Speaker 1: thirty days Hath September thirty days Hath September, April, June,
- 8:17Speaker 1: and November. February has twenty eight alone. All of the
- 8:22Speaker 1: rest have thirty one, excepting leap year. That's the time
- 8:27Speaker 1: when February days are twenty nine. End of thirty days
- 8:31Speaker 1: Hath September. Bees. A swarm of bees in May is
- 8:38Speaker 1: worth a load of hay. A swarm of bees in
- 8:41Speaker 1: June is worth a silver spoon. A swarm of bees
- 8:46Speaker 1: in July is not worth a fly. End of bees.
- 8:52Speaker 1: Baby Dolly, Hush, baby, my Dolly. I pray you don't cry,
- 8:58Speaker 1: and I'll give you some bread and some milk, by
- 9:01Speaker 1: and by, or perhaps you like custard, or maybe a tart.
- 9:06Speaker 1: Then to either You're welcome with all my heart. End
- 9:11Speaker 1: of baby Dollie. Come out to play, girls and boys,
- 9:17Speaker 1: come out to play. The moon doth shine as bright
- 9:21Speaker 1: as day. Leave your supper and leave your sleep, and
- 9:25Speaker 1: come with your playfellows into the street. Come with a whoop,
- 9:29Speaker 1: or come with a call, come with a good will
- 9:32Speaker 1: or not at all. Up the ladder and down the wall.
- 9:36Speaker 1: A halfpenny roll will serve us. All you find milk
- 9:40Speaker 1: and I'll find flour, and we'll have pudding in half
- 9:43Speaker 1: an hour. End of. Come out to play. If wishes
- 9:49Speaker 1: were horses. If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. If
- 9:55Speaker 1: turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
- 9:59Speaker 1: And if if and ans wore pots and pans, there'd
- 10:03Speaker 1: be no work for tinkers. End of. If wishes were horses,
- 10:10Speaker 1: Old chairs to mend. If I'd as much money as
- 10:15Speaker 1: I could spend, I never would cry old chairs to mend,
- 10:20Speaker 1: old chairs to mend, old chairs to mend. I never
- 10:24Speaker 1: would cry old chairs to mend. If I'd as much
- 10:28Speaker 1: money as I could tell, I never would cry old
- 10:32Speaker 1: clothes to sell, old clothes to sell old clothes to sell.
- 10:37Speaker 1: I never would cry old clothes to sell. End of
- 10:42Speaker 1: old chairs to mend. To market, to market, to market
- 10:49Speaker 1: to buy a fat pig home again, home again, jiggity
- 10:53Speaker 1: jig to market to market to buy a fat hog
- 10:56Speaker 1: home again, Home again, jiggity jog to market to market
- 11:01Speaker 1: to buy a plum bun home again, home again. Market
- 11:05Speaker 1: is done. End of to market. Robin and Richard. Robin
- 11:13Speaker 1: and Richard were two pretty men. They lay in bed
- 11:16Speaker 1: till the clock struck ten. Then up start to Robin
- 11:20Speaker 1: and looks at the sky. Oh, brother Richard, the sun's
- 11:23Speaker 1: very high. You go before with the bottle and bag,
- 11:27Speaker 1: and I will come after on little jack nag and
- 11:32Speaker 1: of Robin and Richard. A man and a maid. There
- 11:39Speaker 1: was a little man who wooed a little maid. And
- 11:43Speaker 1: he said, little maid, will you wed? Wed? Wed? I
- 11:48Speaker 1: have little more to say, so will you yay or nay?
- 11:53Speaker 1: For least said is soonest? Mended dead dead dead. The
- 11:59Speaker 1: little man replied, should I be your little bride? Pray?
- 12:04Speaker 1: What must we have for to eat? Eat? Eat? Will
- 12:07Speaker 1: the flame that you're so rich in light a fire
- 12:11Speaker 1: in my kitchen? Or the little God of love turned
- 12:14Speaker 1: the spit spit spit end of a man and a maid.
- 12:22Speaker 1: The clever hen. I had a little hen, the prettiest
- 12:27Speaker 1: ever seen. She washed me the dishes and kept the
- 12:31Speaker 1: house clean. She went to the mill to fetch me
- 12:34Speaker 1: some flour. She brought it home in less than an hour.
- 12:38Speaker 1: She baked me my bread, She brewed me my ale,
- 12:41Speaker 1: she sat by the fire and told many a fine tale.
- 12:45Speaker 1: End of the clever hen. Here goes my lord, Here
- 12:51Speaker 1: goes my Lord a trot a trot, A trot a trot.
- 12:55Speaker 1: Here goes my lady a canter, a canter, a canter
- 12:58Speaker 1: a canter. Here go my young master jockey hitch Jockie
- 13:02Speaker 1: hitch Jackie hitch Jockie hitch. Here goes my young miss
- 13:06Speaker 1: and amble and amble and amble and amyl. The footman
- 13:10Speaker 1: lags behind to tipple ale and wine, and goes gallop
- 13:14Speaker 1: a gallop, a gallop to make up his time. End
- 13:18Speaker 1: of Here goes my Lord Lucy Lockett. Lucy Lockett lost
- 13:25Speaker 1: her pocket. Kitty Fisher found it, nothing in it, nothing
- 13:29Speaker 1: in it but the binding round it. End of Lucy Lockett.
- 13:37Speaker 1: Two birds. There were two birds sat on a stone
- 13:42Speaker 1: fa la la la la d. One flew away, and
- 13:46Speaker 1: then there was one fa la la la la la d.
- 13:50Speaker 1: The other bird flew after, and then there was none
- 13:54Speaker 1: fa la la la la la d. And so the
- 13:57Speaker 1: stone was left alone fa la la la la die.
- 14:02Speaker 1: And of two birds, leg over, leg leg over leg
- 14:10Speaker 1: as the dog went to dover when he came to
- 14:13Speaker 1: a style jump he went over end of leg over leg.
- 14:19Speaker 1: When Jenny Wren was young, Twas once upon a time,
- 14:24Speaker 1: when Jenny Wren was young, so daintily she danced, and
- 14:28Speaker 1: so prettily she sung. Robin Redbreast lost his heart, for
- 14:33Speaker 1: he was a gallant bird. So he doffed his hat
- 14:37Speaker 1: to Jenny Wren, requesting to be heard. Oh, dearest Jenny Wren,
- 14:43Speaker 1: if you will but be mine, you shall feed on
- 14:47Speaker 1: cherry pie and drink new currant wine. I'll dress you
- 14:52Speaker 1: like a goldfinch or any peacock gay. So, dearest Jen,
- 14:57Speaker 1: if you'll be mine, let us app point the day.
- 15:02Speaker 1: Jenny blushed behind her fan, and thus declared her mind.
- 15:06Speaker 1: Since dearest Bob, I love you well, I'll take your
- 15:11Speaker 1: off her kind. Cherry pie is very nice, and so
- 15:15Speaker 1: is currant wine. But I must wear my plain brown
- 15:19Speaker 1: gown and never go too fine. End of When Jenny
- 15:24Speaker 1: Wren was Young. The Flying Pig Dickery, Dickery dare. The
- 15:32Speaker 1: pig flew up in the air. The man in brown
- 15:35Speaker 1: soon brought him down. Dickery, Dickery dare. End of the
- 15:39Speaker 1: Flying Pig. Barber Barbara Barber shave a pig how many
- 15:47Speaker 1: hairs will make a wig four and twenty. That's enough.
- 15:52Speaker 1: Give the barber a pinch of snuff. End of Barber
- 15:58Speaker 1: Solomon Grundy. Solomon Grundy born on a Monday, christened on Tuesday,
- 16:04Speaker 1: married on Wednesday, took ill on Thursday, worse on Friday,
- 16:09Speaker 1: died on Saturday, buried on Sunday. This is the end
- 16:14Speaker 1: of Solomon Grundy. End of Solomon Grundy. The Three Wise
- 16:20Speaker 1: Men of Gotham. Three wise men of Gotham went to
- 16:27Speaker 1: sea in a bowl. If the bowl had been stronger,
- 16:30Speaker 1: my song had been longer. End of the Three Wise
- 16:35Speaker 1: Men of Gotham. Hushaby hushabye, baaby on the tree top.
- 16:45Speaker 1: When the wind blows, the cradle will rock. When the
- 16:51Speaker 1: bell breaks, the cradle will fall down. Will come baby bell,
- 16:57Speaker 1: cradle land all End of Hushabye. The Hunter of Rigate.
- 17:05Speaker 1: A man went a hunting at Ryegate and wished to
- 17:09Speaker 1: leap over a highgate. Says the owner, Go round with
- 17:14Speaker 1: your gun and your hound, for you never shall leap
- 17:17Speaker 1: over my gate. End of the Hunter of Reigate. Bernie B,
- 17:25Speaker 1: Bernie B, Bernie B. Tell me when your wedding bee,
- 17:29Speaker 1: if it be tomorrow day, take your wings and fly away.
- 17:34Speaker 1: End of Bernie b. Little Polly Flinders. Little Polly Flinders
- 17:40Speaker 1: sat among the cinders, warming her pretty little toes. Her
- 17:45Speaker 1: mother came and caught her, whipped her little daughter for
- 17:48Speaker 1: spoiling her nice new clothes. End of Little Polly Flinders.
- 17:55Speaker 1: Pussy Cat and Queen pussy Cat, pussy Cat, Where where
- 18:00Speaker 1: have you been? I've been to London to look at
- 18:03Speaker 1: the Queen pussy Cat, pussy Cat. What did you there?
- 18:07Speaker 1: I frightened a little mouse under a chair. End of
- 18:12Speaker 1: pussy Cat and Queen. Right away, right away, right away,
- 18:19Speaker 1: right away, Johnny shall ride and he shall have pussy
- 18:23Speaker 1: Cat tied to one side, and he shall have little
- 18:27Speaker 1: Dog tied to the other. And Johnny shall ride to
- 18:30Speaker 1: see his grandmother. And of right away, ride away the winds.
- 18:40Speaker 1: Mister East gave a feast, Mister North laid the cloth,
- 18:45Speaker 1: Mister West did his best. Mister South burnt his mouth
- 18:50Speaker 1: eating cold potato. End of the Winds. Pippin Hill. As
- 18:59Speaker 1: I was going up Pippin Hill, Pippin Hill was dirty.
- 19:03Speaker 1: There I met a pretty miss and she dropped me
- 19:06Speaker 1: a curtsy, Little miss, pretty miss blessings light upon you.
- 19:11Speaker 1: If I had half a crown a day, I'll spend
- 19:14Speaker 1: it all upon you and of Pippin Hill. Just like me.
- 19:22Speaker 1: I went up one pair of stairs just like me.
- 19:26Speaker 1: I went up two pairs of stairs, just like me.
- 19:30Speaker 1: I went into a room just like me. I looked
- 19:34Speaker 1: out of a window just like me, And there I
- 19:38Speaker 1: saw a monkey just like me, and of just like me.
- 19:45Speaker 1: Play days? How many days has my baby to play? Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday,
- 19:58Speaker 1: And of play days? Christmas? Christmas comes but once a year,
- 20:04Speaker 1: and when it comes, it brings good cheer. End of Christmas, Elizabeth, Elizabeth, Elsbeth,
- 20:13Speaker 1: Betsy and Bess. They all went together to seek a
- 20:17Speaker 1: bird's nest. They found a bird's nest with five eggs in.
- 20:22Speaker 1: They all took one and left four in. End of Elizabeth.
- 20:29Speaker 1: High Ho the carrion crow. A carrion crow sat on
- 20:33Speaker 1: an oak, full day, riddle, loll day, riddle high ding dough,
- 20:40Speaker 1: watching a tailor shape his cloak. Sing high ho the
- 20:44Speaker 1: carrion crow, full day, riddle, loll day riddle high dean doe, wife,
- 20:52Speaker 1: Bring me my old bent bow full day, riddle loll day,
- 20:56Speaker 1: riddle high ding doe, that I may shoot yon carrion crow,
- 21:03Speaker 1: Sing high ho, the carrion crow, Full day, riddle, loll day,
- 21:08Speaker 1: riddle high ding dough. The tailor he shot and missed
- 21:13Speaker 1: his mark. Full day riddle, loll day, riddle high ding dough,
- 21:18Speaker 1: and shot his own sow right through the heart. Sing
- 21:22Speaker 1: high ho the carrion crow. Full day, riddle, loll day,
- 21:27Speaker 1: riddle high ding dough. Wife, bring brandy in a spoon.
- 21:33Speaker 1: Full day riddle loll day, riddle high ding dough for
- 21:39Speaker 1: our old soal is in a swoon, Sing high ho.
- 21:43Speaker 1: The carrion crow, full day riddle, loll day, riddle high
- 21:48Speaker 1: ding dough. End of high ho the carrion crow. End
- 21:54Speaker 1: of Part one of The Real Mother Goose. Part two
- 22:04Speaker 1: of The Real Mother Goose. This is a LibriVox recording.
- 22:09Speaker 1: All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more
- 22:12Speaker 1: information or to volunteer, please visit LibriVox dot org. This
- 22:17Speaker 1: reading by Alison Hester of Athens, Georgia, The Real Mother
- 22:22Speaker 1: Goose by anonymous. Part two ban Berry Cross Ride a
- 22:30Speaker 1: cockcourse to Banberry Cross, to see an old lady upon
- 22:34Speaker 1: a white horse rings on her fingers, and bells on
- 22:38Speaker 1: her toes. She shall have music wherever she goes. And
- 22:43Speaker 1: of banberry cross the man in our town. There was
- 22:50Speaker 1: a man in our town, and he was wondrous. Wise
- 22:54Speaker 1: he jumped into a bramble bush and scratched out both
- 22:58Speaker 1: his eyes, and he saw his eyes were out. With
- 23:02Speaker 1: all his might and main he jumped into another bush
- 23:07Speaker 1: and scratched him in again. End of the Man in
- 23:11Speaker 1: our Town A b C. Grade eight, little a boutcing b.
- 23:18Speaker 1: The cat's in the cupboard and can't see me. End
- 23:22Speaker 1: of a B C. A needle and thread. Old mother
- 23:28Speaker 1: Twitchet had but one eye and a long tail, which
- 23:31Speaker 1: she let fly. And every time she went through a gap,
- 23:35Speaker 1: a bit of her tail she left in a trap.
- 23:39Speaker 1: End of a needle and a thread. For every evil,
- 23:44Speaker 1: for every evil under the sun, there is a remedy,
- 23:48Speaker 1: or there is none. If there be one, seek till
- 23:51Speaker 1: you find it. If there be none, never mind it.
- 23:55Speaker 1: End of for every evil. Cushy cow, cushy cow, Bonnie,
- 24:02Speaker 1: let down thy milk, and I will give thee a
- 24:05Speaker 1: gown of silk, a gown of silk, and a silver tree.
- 24:09Speaker 1: If thou wilt let down thy milk to me. End
- 24:14Speaker 1: of cushy cow Sea saw see saw Marjorie Dall sold
- 24:21Speaker 1: her bed and lay upon straw. End of Sea Saw.
- 24:27Speaker 1: Georgie Porgie Georgie Porgy pudding in pie kissed the girls
- 24:33Speaker 1: and made them cry. When the boys came out to play,
- 24:37Speaker 1: Georgie Porgy ran away. End of Georgie Porgy. We Willie Winkie,
- 24:46Speaker 1: Wee Williewinky runs through the town, upstairs and downstairs in
- 24:51Speaker 1: his nightgown, rapping at the window, crying through the lock.
- 24:56Speaker 1: Are the children in their beds now? It's eight o'clock?
- 25:00Speaker 1: End of Wee Willie Winkie. Robin a Bobbin, Robin a
- 25:07Speaker 1: bobbin bent his bow shot at a pigeon and killed
- 25:11Speaker 1: a crow. End of Robin a Bobin. John Smith is
- 25:18Speaker 1: John Smith? Within? Yes that he is? Can he set
- 25:23Speaker 1: a shoe? I marry too herey nail there and nail
- 25:28Speaker 1: tick tack two? End of John Smith? About the bush,
- 25:36Speaker 1: About the bush, Willie, About the beehive, About the bush, Willie,
- 25:42Speaker 1: I'll meet thee alive. End of about the bush. Five toes.
- 25:50Speaker 1: This little pig went to market. This little pig stayed home.
- 25:54Speaker 1: This little pig had roast beef. This little pig had nine.
- 25:58Speaker 1: This little pig said, peewee, I can't find my way home.
- 26:04Speaker 1: End of five toes. Three blind mice. Three blind mice,
- 26:11Speaker 1: See how they run. They all ran after the farmer's wife,
- 26:15Speaker 1: who cut their tails with a carving knife. Did you
- 26:18Speaker 1: ever see such a thing in your life? As three
- 26:22Speaker 1: blind mice? End of three blind mice? Simple Simon. Simple
- 26:30Speaker 1: Simon met a pieman going to the fair, says Simple
- 26:35Speaker 1: Simon to the pieman. Let me taste your wear, says
- 26:40Speaker 1: the pieman to Simple Simon, show me first your penny,
- 26:45Speaker 1: says Simple Simon to the pieman. Indeed, I have not
- 26:49Speaker 1: any Simple Simon went a fishing for to catch a whale.
- 26:55Speaker 1: All the water he could find was in his mother's pail.
- 27:00Speaker 1: Simple Simon went to look if plums grew on a thistle.
- 27:04Speaker 1: He pricked his fingers very much, which made poor Simon whistle.
- 27:09Speaker 1: He went to catch a dicky bird, and thought he
- 27:12Speaker 1: could not fail because he had a little salt to
- 27:16Speaker 1: put upon its tail. He went for water with a sieve,
- 27:20Speaker 1: but soon it ran all through. And now poor simple
- 27:24Speaker 1: Simon bids you all a do And of Simple Simon
- 27:32Speaker 1: doctor Foster. Doctor Foster went to Gloucester in a shower
- 27:38Speaker 1: of rain. He stepped in a puddle up to his middle,
- 27:42Speaker 1: and never went there again. End of Doctor Foster. A
- 27:48Speaker 1: little man. There was a little man, and he had
- 27:52Speaker 1: a little gun, and his bullets were made of lead,
- 27:55Speaker 1: lead lead. He went to the brook and saw a
- 27:58Speaker 1: little duck and got it right through the head, headhead.
- 28:03Speaker 1: He carried it home to his old wife Joan, and
- 28:06Speaker 1: bade her a fire to make, make, make to roast
- 28:10Speaker 1: the little duck he had shot in the brook, And
- 28:13Speaker 1: he'd go and fetch the drake, drake, drake. The drake
- 28:17Speaker 1: was a swimming with his curly tail. The little man
- 28:21Speaker 1: made his mark, mark mark. He let off his gun,
- 28:24Speaker 1: but he fired too soon, and the drake flew away
- 28:28Speaker 1: with a quack, quack quack. End of little man Jerry Hall,
- 28:36Speaker 1: Jerry Hall. He was so small a rat could eat
- 28:40Speaker 1: him hat and all. End of Jerry Hall. Lengthening Days.
- 28:48Speaker 1: As the days grow longer, the storms grow stronger. End
- 28:53Speaker 1: of lengthening Days. Diddle diddle, dumpling, diddle, diddle, dumpling. My
- 29:00Speaker 1: on John went to bed with his breeches on one
- 29:03Speaker 1: stalking off one stalking on diddle Diddle dumpling, my son John.
- 29:09Speaker 1: End of diddle diddle dumpling. The black hen, Hickety Pickety,
- 29:16Speaker 1: my black hen. She lays eggs for gentlemen. Gentlemen come
- 29:21Speaker 1: every day to see what my black hen doth lay.
- 29:26Speaker 1: End of the black hen. The mist a hell full,
- 29:31Speaker 1: a hole full, yet you cannot catch a bowl full.
- 29:36Speaker 1: End of the mist. Miss Muffet, Little Miss Muffett sat
- 29:43Speaker 1: on a tuffet, eating of curds and whey. There came
- 29:47Speaker 1: a big spider and sat down beside her, and frightened
- 29:51Speaker 1: Miss Muffett away. End of Miss Muffet. Curly locks, curly locks,
- 29:59Speaker 1: curly locks. Thou be mine. Thou shalt not wash the dishes,
- 30:03Speaker 1: nor yet feed the swine, but sit on a cushion
- 30:07Speaker 1: and sew a fine seam, and feed upon strawberries, sugar
- 30:11Speaker 1: and cream. End of curly locks. A candle, little nanny
- 30:18Speaker 1: eddycoat and a white petticoat, and a red nose. The
- 30:23Speaker 1: longer she stands, the shorter she grows. End of a candle.
- 30:30Speaker 1: Humpty Dumpty, Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty
- 30:35Speaker 1: had a great fall. All the King's horses, and all
- 30:39Speaker 1: the king's men cannot put Humpty Dumpty together again. End
- 30:44Speaker 1: of Humpty Dumpty. Pins. See a pin and pick it
- 30:49Speaker 1: up all the day, you'll have good luck. See a
- 30:52Speaker 1: pin and let it lay. Bad luck you'll have all
- 30:56Speaker 1: the day. End of pins. One two three, one, two, three,
- 31:03Speaker 1: four five. Once I caught a fish alive six seven, eight, nine, ten,
- 31:09Speaker 1: but I let it go again. Why did you let
- 31:13Speaker 1: it go? Because it bit my finger? So which finger
- 31:17Speaker 1: did it bite? The little one upon the right? And
- 31:22Speaker 1: of one two three, the dove and the wren. The
- 31:28Speaker 1: dove says coo coo. What shall I do? I can
- 31:32Speaker 1: scarce maintain two poo pooh, says the wren. I've got
- 31:37Speaker 1: ten and keep them all like a gentleman. And of
- 31:42Speaker 1: the dove and the wren. Shall we go a shearing
- 31:49Speaker 1: old woman, old woman? Shall we go a shearing speak
- 31:54Speaker 1: a little louder, sir, I'm very thick of hearing, old woman,
- 31:59Speaker 1: old woman? Shall I kiss you dearly? Thank you kind sir?
- 32:04Speaker 1: I hear you very clearly? End up? Shall we go?
- 32:09Speaker 1: A shearing old mother Hubbard? Old mother Hubbard went to
- 32:16Speaker 1: the cupboard to give her poor dog a bone, but
- 32:19Speaker 1: when she got there, the cupboard was bare, and so
- 32:23Speaker 1: the poor dog had none. She went to the baker's
- 32:26Speaker 1: to buy him some bread. When she came back, the
- 32:30Speaker 1: dog was dead. She went to the undertakers to buy
- 32:33Speaker 1: him a coffin. When she got back, the dog was laughing.
- 32:38Speaker 1: She took a clean dish to get him some tripe.
- 32:41Speaker 1: When she came back, he was smoking up HiPE. She
- 32:45Speaker 1: went to the alehouse to get him some beer. When
- 32:48Speaker 1: she came back, the dog sat in a chair. She
- 32:52Speaker 1: went to the tavern for some white wine and red.
- 32:55Speaker 1: When she came back, the dog stood on his head.
- 32:59Speaker 1: She went to the hatters to buy him a hat.
- 33:02Speaker 1: When she came back, he was feeding the cat. She
- 33:05Speaker 1: went to the barbers to buy him a wig. When
- 33:08Speaker 1: she came back, he was dancing a jig. She went
- 33:12Speaker 1: to the fruiterers to buy him some fruit. When she
- 33:16Speaker 1: came back, he was playing the flute. She went to
- 33:19Speaker 1: the tailor's to buy him a coat. When she came back,
- 33:23Speaker 1: he was riding a goat. She went to the cobblers
- 33:26Speaker 1: to buy him some shoes. When she came back, he
- 33:30Speaker 1: was reading the news. She went to the seamsters to
- 33:33Speaker 1: buy him some linen. When she came back, the dog
- 33:37Speaker 1: was a spinning. She went to the hosiers to buy
- 33:40Speaker 1: him some hose. When she came back, he was dressed
- 33:44Speaker 1: in his clothes. The dame made a curtsy. The dog
- 33:48Speaker 1: made a bow. The dame said, your servant. The dog
- 33:52Speaker 1: said bow wow. End of old Mother Hubbard, goosey, goosey gander, goosey,
- 34:01Speaker 1: goosey gander. Wither dost thou wander upstairs and downstairs? And
- 34:06Speaker 1: in my lady's chamber there I met an old man
- 34:10Speaker 1: who wouldn't say his prayers. I took him by the
- 34:13Speaker 1: left leg and threw him down the stairs. End of goosey,
- 34:17Speaker 1: goosey gander. Blue Bell Boy. I had a little boy
- 34:23Speaker 1: and called him blue Bell. Gave him a little work.
- 34:26Speaker 1: He did it very well. I bade him go upstairs
- 34:30Speaker 1: to bring me a gold pen and coal scuttle fell
- 34:34Speaker 1: he up to his little chin. He went to the
- 34:38Speaker 1: garden to pick a little sage. He tumbled on his
- 34:41Speaker 1: nose and fell into a rage. He went to the
- 34:45Speaker 1: cellar to draw a little beer, and quickly did return
- 34:49Speaker 1: to say there was none there. End of blue Bell Boy.
- 34:55Speaker 1: Why may not I love Johnny? Johnny shall have a
- 35:00Speaker 1: new bonnet, and Johnny shall go to the fair, and
- 35:03Speaker 1: Johnny shall have a blue ribbon to tie up his
- 35:06Speaker 1: bonnie brown hair. And why may not I love Johnny?
- 35:10Speaker 1: And why may not Johnny love me? And why may
- 35:13Speaker 1: not I love Johnny as well as another body? And
- 35:17Speaker 1: here's a leg for a stocking, and here's a foot
- 35:20Speaker 1: for a shoe, and he has a kiss for his
- 35:23Speaker 1: daddy and two for his mommy. I trow, and why
- 35:27Speaker 1: may not I love Johnny? And why may not Johnny
- 35:30Speaker 1: love me? And why may not I love Johnny as
- 35:34Speaker 1: well as another body? End of Why may not I
- 35:39Speaker 1: Love Johnny? Jack Jelf? Little Jack Jelf was put on
- 35:48Speaker 1: the shelf because he could not spell pie. When his aunt,
- 35:52Speaker 1: Missus Grace saw his sorrowful face, she could not help saying,
- 35:58Speaker 1: oh pie. And since Master Jelf was put on the
- 36:02Speaker 1: shelf because he could not spell pie, let him stand
- 36:06Speaker 1: there so grim and know more about him, for I
- 36:10Speaker 1: wish him a very goodbye. End of Jack Jelf. Jack Spratt.
- 36:17Speaker 1: Jack Spratt could eat no fat, his wife could eat
- 36:20Speaker 1: no lean, And so betwixt them both they licked the
- 36:25Speaker 1: platter clean. End of Jack Spratt. Daffodils. Daffy down Dilly
- 36:32Speaker 1: has come to town in a yellow petticoat and a
- 36:35Speaker 1: green gown. End of Daffodils. Hushabye, Hushabye, Baby life stal
- 36:43Speaker 1: with thy daddy. Thy mammy has gone to the mill
- 36:47Speaker 1: to get some meal to bake a cake. So pray
- 36:50Speaker 1: my dear baby lie still. End of hush Abye. The
- 36:56Speaker 1: girl in the lane, The girl in the lane that
- 37:00Speaker 1: couldn't speak plain cried gobble, gobble, gobble. The man on
- 37:05Speaker 1: the hill that couldn't stand still went hobble, hobble, hobble.
- 37:11Speaker 1: End of the girl in the lane. Hushaby Hushabye, Baby
- 37:18Speaker 1: Daddy is near. Mama is a lady, and that's very clear.
- 37:24Speaker 1: End of hushaby Nancy Dawson. Nancy Dawson was so fine
- 37:32Speaker 1: she wouldn't get up to serve the swine. She lies
- 37:35Speaker 1: in bed till eight or nine. So it's oh, poor
- 37:39Speaker 1: Nancy Dawson. And do ye kin Nancy Dawson, honey. The
- 37:45Speaker 1: wife who sells the barley honey. She won't get up
- 37:49Speaker 1: to feed her swine. And do ye kin Nancy Dlson honey.
- 37:55Speaker 1: End of Nancy Dawson Handy pandy, Handy pandy. Jack a
- 38:02Speaker 1: dandy loves plum cake and sugar candy. He bought some
- 38:06Speaker 1: at a grocer's shop, and out he came hop hop Hop.
- 38:11Speaker 1: End of handy Pandy. The alphabet A, B, C and
- 38:18Speaker 1: D pray. Playmates agree, E, F and G. Well, so
- 38:24Speaker 1: it shall be j K and L in peace. We
- 38:28Speaker 1: will dwell, M N and O to play. Let us
- 38:32Speaker 1: go p q R and S love. May we possess
- 38:38Speaker 1: w X and Y will not quarrel or die Z
- 38:43Speaker 1: and ampersand go to school. At command end of the
- 38:48Speaker 1: alphabet Jack and Jill. Jack and Jill went up the
- 38:54Speaker 1: hill to fetch a pel of water. Jack fell down
- 38:58Speaker 1: and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Then up,
- 39:03Speaker 1: Jack got and off did trot as fast as he
- 39:06Speaker 1: could caper to Old Dame Daub, who patched his knob
- 39:11Speaker 1: with vinegar and brown paper. End of Jack and Jill.
- 39:16Speaker 1: Dance to your daddy. Dance to your daddy, My bonny laddie,
- 39:23Speaker 1: dance to your daddy, my bonny lamb. You shall get
- 39:27Speaker 1: a fishy on a little dishy. You shall get a
- 39:30Speaker 1: fishy when the boat comes home. End of Dance to
- 39:34Speaker 1: your daddy. One misty moisty morning, one misty moisty morning,
- 39:41Speaker 1: when cloudy was the weather, I chanced to meet an
- 39:44Speaker 1: old man clothed in all leather. He began to compliment,
- 39:49Speaker 1: and I begin to grin, how do you do? And
- 39:53Speaker 1: how do you do? And how do you do? Again?
- 39:57Speaker 1: And of one misty moisty morning, Robin Hood and little John,
- 40:04Speaker 1: robin Hood. Robin Hood is in the mickle wood, little John,
- 40:09Speaker 1: Little John, he to the town is gone, robin Hood,
- 40:13Speaker 1: robin Hood, telling his beads all in the greenwood, among
- 40:19Speaker 1: the green weeds, Little John, little John. If he comes
- 40:23Speaker 1: no more, robin Hood, robin Hood, we shall fret full sore.
- 40:28Speaker 1: End of robin Hood and Little John. Rain, Rain, Rain,
- 40:34Speaker 1: go to Spain and never come back again. End of
- 40:39Speaker 1: Rain the Robins. A Robin and a Robin's son once
- 40:45Speaker 1: went to town to buy a bond. They couldn't decide
- 40:49Speaker 1: on plumber plain, and so they went back home again.
- 40:53Speaker 1: End of the Robins. The old woman from France. There
- 40:59Speaker 1: came an old woman from France who talked grown up
- 41:02Speaker 1: children to dance, but they were so stiff she sent
- 41:06Speaker 1: them home in a sniff. This sprightly old woman from France.
- 41:11Speaker 1: The Old Man. There was an old man in a
- 41:15Speaker 1: velvet coat. He kissed a maid and gave her a groat.
- 41:19Speaker 1: The groat it was cracked and would not go. Ah,
- 41:23Speaker 1: old man, do you serve me so? End of Old Man?
- 41:29Speaker 1: Teeth and Goms. Thirty white horses upon a red hill.
- 41:35Speaker 1: Now they tramp, now they champ, Now they stand still.
- 41:40Speaker 1: End of teeth and Goms. End of Part two of
- 41:46Speaker 1: Mother Goose. Part three of the Real Mother Goose. This
- 41:58Speaker 1: is a LibriVox request. All LibriVox recordings are in the
- 42:02Speaker 1: public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit
- 42:07Speaker 1: LibriVox dot org. This reading by Alison Hester of Athens, Georgia,
- 42:12Speaker 1: The Real Mother Goose, written by anonymous. Part three My Kitten, Hey,
- 42:21Speaker 1: my kitten, My kitten, and hey, my kitten, My dearie,
- 42:25Speaker 1: such a sweet pet as this was neither far nor
- 42:29Speaker 1: neary end of My Kitten the other little tune. I
- 42:38Speaker 1: won't be my father's Jack, I won't be my father's Jill.
- 42:43Speaker 1: I will be the fiddler's wife and have music when
- 42:46Speaker 1: I will to other little tune, to other little tune,
- 42:51Speaker 1: pree thee love play me to other little tune? And
- 42:56Speaker 1: of to other little tune. If all the seas were
- 43:01Speaker 1: one sea. If all the seas were one sea, what
- 43:06Speaker 1: a great sea that would be. And if all the
- 43:09Speaker 1: trees were one tree, what a great tree that would be.
- 43:14Speaker 1: And if all the axes were one axe, what a
- 43:18Speaker 1: great axe that would be. And if all the men
- 43:21Speaker 1: were one man, what a great man he would be.
- 43:26Speaker 1: And if the great man took the great axe and
- 43:30Speaker 1: cut down the great tree and let it fall into
- 43:33Speaker 1: the great sea, what a splish splash that would be?
- 43:39Speaker 1: End of if all the seas were one c Pancake day,
- 43:46Speaker 1: great a little a. This is pancake Day. Toss the
- 43:51Speaker 1: ball high, throw the ball low. Those that come after
- 43:55Speaker 1: may sing high ho End of pancake Day. Forehead, eyes, cheeks, nose, mouth,
- 44:05Speaker 1: and chin. Here sits the lord mayor. Here sit his
- 44:10Speaker 1: two men. Here sits the cock, Here sits the hen.
- 44:15Speaker 1: Here sits the little chickens. Here they run in chin chopper,
- 44:19Speaker 1: chin chopper, chin chopper chin. End of forehead, eyes, cheeks, nose, mouth,
- 44:27Speaker 1: and chin. A plum pudding flower of England, fruit of
- 44:34Speaker 1: Spain melts together and a shower of rain put in
- 44:39Speaker 1: a bag tied round with a string. If you'll tell
- 44:42Speaker 1: me this riddle, I'll give you a ring. End of
- 44:46Speaker 1: a plum pudding. The lion and the unicorn. The lion
- 44:52Speaker 1: and the unicorn were fighting for the crown. The lion
- 44:56Speaker 1: beat the unicorn all around the town. Some gave gave
- 45:00Speaker 1: them white bread, and some gave them brown. Some gave
- 45:03Speaker 1: them plum cake, and sent them out of town. End
- 45:07Speaker 1: of the Lion and the Unicorn. The merchants of London. Hey, diddle,
- 45:14Speaker 1: dinkety poppety pet. The merchants of London. They wear scarlet
- 45:18Speaker 1: silk in the collar and gold in the hem. So
- 45:21Speaker 1: merely march the merchant men. End of the merchants of London.
- 45:27Speaker 1: A sure test. If you are to be a gentleman,
- 45:31Speaker 1: as I suppose you'll be, you'll neither laugh nor smile
- 45:34Speaker 1: for a tickling of the knee. End of a sure test.
- 45:39Speaker 1: Lock and key. I am a gold lock. I am
- 45:43Speaker 1: a gold key. I am a silver lock. I am
- 45:46Speaker 1: a silver key. I am a brass lock. I am
- 45:49Speaker 1: a brass key. I am a lead lock. I am
- 45:52Speaker 1: a lead key. I am a don lock. I am
- 45:55Speaker 1: a donkey. End of lock and key. I'll tell you
- 46:01Speaker 1: a story. I'll tell you a story about Jack and Nory,
- 46:07Speaker 1: And now my story's begun. I'll tell you another about
- 46:11Speaker 1: his brother, And now my story is done. End of
- 46:16Speaker 1: I'll tell you a story. I had a little husband.
- 46:21Speaker 1: I had a little husband, no bigger than my thumb.
- 46:24Speaker 1: I put him in a pint pot, and there I
- 46:27Speaker 1: bid him drum. I bought a little handkerchief to wipe
- 46:31Speaker 1: his little nose, and a pair of little garters to
- 46:35Speaker 1: tie his little hose. And of I had a little husband.
- 46:41Speaker 1: A strange old woman. There was an old woman. And
- 46:46Speaker 1: what do you think? She lived upon nothing but victuals
- 46:49Speaker 1: and drink. Victuals and drink were the chief of her diet.
- 46:54Speaker 1: And yet this old woman could never be quiet. End
- 46:58Speaker 1: of a strange old woman to Babylon. How many miles
- 47:04Speaker 1: is it to Babylon? Threescore miles? And ten? Can I
- 47:09Speaker 1: get there by candlelight? Yes? And back again. If your
- 47:13Speaker 1: heels are nimble and light, you may get there by candlelight.
- 47:18Speaker 1: End of to Babylon. Cry Baby, Cry baby, cry. Put
- 47:25Speaker 1: your finger in your eye and tell your mother it
- 47:28Speaker 1: wasn't I. End of Cry baby? Sleep baby, sleep, sleep, baby, sleep.
- 47:37Speaker 1: Our cottage veil is deep. The little lamb is on
- 47:41Speaker 1: the green with wooly fleece, so soft and clean. Sleep
- 47:45Speaker 1: Baby sleep, Sleep, Baby sleep down where the woodvines creep
- 47:51Speaker 1: be always like the lamb, so mild, a kind and
- 47:54Speaker 1: sweet and gentle child sleep, Baby sleep, and of sleep,
- 47:59Speaker 1: Baby Sleep. Bob Bob Black Sheep, Bob Bob black Sheep,
- 48:06Speaker 1: Have you any wool? Yes, Mary, have I three bags full?
- 48:10Speaker 1: One for my master, one for my dame, but none
- 48:14Speaker 1: for the little boy who cries in the lane. End
- 48:18Speaker 1: of Bob Bob Black Sheep. Little Fred. When Little Fred
- 48:24Speaker 1: went to bed, he always said his prayers. He kissed
- 48:28Speaker 1: Mama and then Papa, and straightway went upstairs. End of
- 48:33Speaker 1: Little Fred. Doctor Fell. I do not like thee doctor fell.
- 48:39Speaker 1: The reason why I cannot tell, but this I know,
- 48:42Speaker 1: and know full well. I do not like thee doctor fell.
- 48:48Speaker 1: End of Doctor Fell. A counting out rhyme hickory dickery
- 48:54Speaker 1: six and seven, alabone, crack a bone, ten and eleven,
- 48:58Speaker 1: spend spun muska done, Twiddle them, twaddle them twenty one
- 49:04Speaker 1: end of a counting out rhyme. The cat and the fiddle,
- 49:10Speaker 1: Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle. The cow
- 49:13Speaker 1: jumped over the moon. The little dog laughed to see
- 49:16Speaker 1: such a sport, and the dish ran away with the spoon.
- 49:21Speaker 1: End of the cat and the fiddle. Buttons, buttons a
- 49:27Speaker 1: farthing a payer? Come, who will buy them of me?
- 49:31Speaker 1: They're round and sound and pretty and fit for girls
- 49:35Speaker 1: of the city. Come, who will buy them of me?
- 49:38Speaker 1: Buttons a farthing a payer? End of buttons. Jack and
- 49:44Speaker 1: his fiddle, Jackie, Come and give me thy fiddle, if
- 49:49Speaker 1: ever thou mean to thrive. Nay, I'll not give my
- 49:53Speaker 1: fiddle to any man alive. If I should give my fiddle,
- 49:58Speaker 1: they'll think that I've gone mad. For many a joyous
- 50:02Speaker 1: day my fiddle and I have had. And of Jack
- 50:06Speaker 1: and his fiddle. Hot boiled beans. Ladies and gentlemen come
- 50:12Speaker 1: to supper, Hot boiled beans, and a very good butter.
- 50:17Speaker 1: End of hot boiled beans. Little Pussy. I like little Pussy.
- 50:23Speaker 1: Her coat is so warm, and if I don't hurt her,
- 50:26Speaker 1: she'll do me no harm. So I'll not pull her
- 50:29Speaker 1: tail nor drive her away. But Pussy, and I very
- 50:33Speaker 1: gently will play end of little Pussy. Sing a song
- 50:39Speaker 1: of sixpence, Sing a song of sixpence, A pocketful of
- 50:45Speaker 1: rye four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie. When
- 50:49Speaker 1: the pie was opened, the birds begin to sing. Was
- 50:53Speaker 1: not that a dainty dish to set before the king.
- 50:57Speaker 1: The King was in his counting house, counting out his money.
- 51:01Speaker 1: The queen was in the parlor eating bread and honey.
- 51:04Speaker 1: The maid was in the garden hanging out the clothes.
- 51:07Speaker 1: When down came a blackbird and snapped off her nose,
- 51:12Speaker 1: and of sing a song of sixpence. Tommy Tittlemouse, Little
- 51:18Speaker 1: Tommy Tittlemouse lived in a little house. He caught fishes
- 51:23Speaker 1: and other men's ditches. End of Tommy Tittlemouse. The Derby Ram.
- 51:31Speaker 1: As I was going to Derby all on a market day,
- 51:34Speaker 1: I met the finest ram, Sir, that ever was fed
- 51:38Speaker 1: upon Hay, upon Hay, upon Hay, upon Hay. I met
- 51:42Speaker 1: the finest ram, Sir, that was ever fed upon hay.
- 51:47Speaker 1: This ram was fat behind, sir, This ram was fat before.
- 51:52Speaker 1: This ram was ten yards round, sir. Indeed he was
- 51:55Speaker 1: no more, no more, no more, no more. This ram
- 52:00Speaker 1: was ten yards round, sir, Indeed he was no more.
- 52:04Speaker 1: The horns that grew on his head, Sir, they were
- 52:07Speaker 1: so wondrous, high as i've been plainly told, sir. They
- 52:12Speaker 1: reached up to the sky, the sky, the sky, the sky.
- 52:16Speaker 1: As I have been plainly told, sir, they reached up
- 52:19Speaker 1: to the sky. The tale that grew from his back, Sir,
- 52:23Speaker 1: was six yards and an l. And it was sent
- 52:27Speaker 1: to Derby to toll the market bell. The bell, the bell,
- 52:31Speaker 1: the bell, And it was sent to Derby to toll
- 52:34Speaker 1: the market bell. End of the Derby Ram. The mulberry bush.
- 52:41Speaker 1: Here we go round the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush,
- 52:44Speaker 1: the mulberry bush. Here we go round the mulberry bush.
- 52:48Speaker 1: On a cold and frosty morning. This is the way
- 52:51Speaker 1: we wash our hands. Wash our hands, Wash our hands.
- 52:55Speaker 1: This is the way we wash our hands on a
- 52:58Speaker 1: cold and frosty morning. This is the way we wash
- 53:01Speaker 1: our clothes. Wash our clothes, Wash our clothes. This is
- 53:05Speaker 1: the way we wash our clothes on a cold and
- 53:07Speaker 1: frosty morning. This is the way we go to school.
- 53:11Speaker 1: Go to school, Go to school. This is the way
- 53:14Speaker 1: we go to school on a cold and frosty morning.
- 53:17Speaker 1: This is the way we come out of school. Come
- 53:20Speaker 1: out of school, Come out of school. This is the
- 53:22Speaker 1: way we come out of school on a cold and
- 53:25Speaker 1: frosty morning. End of the mulberry bush. Young lambs to sell.
- 53:34Speaker 1: If I had as much money as I could tell,
- 53:36Speaker 1: I never would cry young lambs to sell. Young lambs
- 53:40Speaker 1: to sell, young lambs to sell. I never would cry
- 53:45Speaker 1: young lambs to sell. End of young lambs to sell.
- 53:51Speaker 1: The hobby Horse. I had a little hobby horse, and
- 53:55Speaker 1: it was dapple gray. Its head was made of pea straw,
- 53:58Speaker 1: its tail was made of hat. I sold it to
- 54:01Speaker 1: an old woman for a copper goat, and I'll not
- 54:05Speaker 1: sing my song again without another coat. End of the
- 54:09Speaker 1: hobby Horse, Old Woman, Old Woman. There was an old
- 54:15Speaker 1: woman tossed in a basket seventeen times high as the moon.
- 54:20Speaker 1: But where she was going no mortal could tell, for
- 54:23Speaker 1: under her arms she carried a broom, Old Woman, Old Woman.
- 54:27Speaker 1: Old woman said, I whither o whither? Oh whither so
- 54:31Speaker 1: high to sweep the cobwebs from the sky, And I'll
- 54:35Speaker 1: be with you by and by. End of Old Woman,
- 54:40Speaker 1: Old Woman. The Boy and the sparrow. A little cock
- 54:45Speaker 1: sparrow sat on a green tree, Andie chirruped, Danny chirruped.
- 54:49Speaker 1: So merry was he. A naughty boy came with his
- 54:53Speaker 1: wee bow and arrow determined to shoot this little cock sparrow.
- 54:58Speaker 1: This little cock sparrow shall make me a stew, and
- 55:01Speaker 1: his giblets shall make me a little pie too. Oh no,
- 55:06Speaker 1: says the sparrow, I won't make a stew. So he
- 55:09Speaker 1: flapped his wings, and away he flew. End of the
- 55:14Speaker 1: boy and the sparrow. Two pigeons. I had two pigeons,
- 55:19Speaker 1: bright and gay. They flew from me the other day.
- 55:23Speaker 1: What was the reason they did go? I cannot tell,
- 55:26Speaker 1: for I do not know. End of two pigeons. The
- 55:32Speaker 1: first of May. The fair maid who the first of
- 55:36Speaker 1: May goes to the fields at the break of day
- 55:39Speaker 1: and washes in dew from the hawthorn tree, will ever
- 55:43Speaker 1: after handsome bee. End of the first of May. The
- 55:48Speaker 1: house that Jack built. This is the house that Jack built.
- 55:53Speaker 1: This is the malt that lay in the house that
- 55:56Speaker 1: Jack built. This is the rat that ate the malt
- 56:00Speaker 1: that lay in the house that Jack built. This is
- 56:03Speaker 1: the cat that killed the rat that ate the malt
- 56:06Speaker 1: that lay in the house that Jack built. This is
- 56:09Speaker 1: the dog that worried the cat that killed the rat
- 56:13Speaker 1: that ate the malt that lay in the house that
- 56:15Speaker 1: Jack built. This is the cow with the crumpled horn
- 56:20Speaker 1: that tossed the dog that worried the cat that killed
- 56:23Speaker 1: the rat that ate the malt that lay in the
- 56:26Speaker 1: house that Jack built. This is the maiden, all forlorn,
- 56:31Speaker 1: that milked the cow with the crumpled horn that tossed
- 56:34Speaker 1: the dog that worried the cat that killed the rat
- 56:38Speaker 1: that ate the malt that lay in the house that
- 56:40Speaker 1: Jack built. This is the man, all tattered and torn,
- 56:44Speaker 1: that kissed the maiden, all forlorn, that milked the cow
- 56:48Speaker 1: with the crumpled horn, that tossed, the dog that worried
- 56:52Speaker 1: the cat that killed the rat that ate the malt
- 56:55Speaker 1: that lay in the house that Jack built. This is
- 56:59Speaker 1: the pre all shaven and shorn, that married the man,
- 57:03Speaker 1: all tattered and torn, that kissed the maiden, all forlorn,
- 57:07Speaker 1: that milked the cow with the crumpled horn that tossed
- 57:10Speaker 1: the dog that worried the cat that killed the rat
- 57:14Speaker 1: that ate the malt that lay in the house that
- 57:16Speaker 1: Jack built. This is the cock that crowed in the
- 57:19Speaker 1: moon that walked the priest, all shaven and shorn, that
- 57:23Speaker 1: married the man, all tattered and torn, that kissed the maiden,
- 57:27Speaker 1: all forlorn that milked the cow with the crumpled horn,
- 57:31Speaker 1: that tossed the dog that worried the cat that killed
- 57:34Speaker 1: the rat, that ate the malt that lay in the
- 57:37Speaker 1: house that Jack built. This is the farmer sowing the
- 57:40Speaker 1: corn that kept the cock that crowed in the morn,
- 57:44Speaker 1: that waked the priest, All shaven and shorn, that married
- 57:47Speaker 1: the man, all tattered and torn that kissed the maiden,
- 57:51Speaker 1: All forlorn that milked the cow with the crumpled horn,
- 57:55Speaker 1: that tossed the dog that worried the cat that killed
- 57:58Speaker 1: the rat, that ate the malt that lay in the
- 58:00Speaker 1: house that Jack built. End of the house that Jack built.
- 58:07Speaker 1: Sulky Sue. Here's sulky Sue. What shall we do? Turn
- 58:12Speaker 1: her face to the wall till she comes to End
- 58:16Speaker 1: of Sulky Sue. Saturday Sunday. On Saturday night shall be
- 58:24Speaker 1: all my care to powder my locks and curl my hair.
- 58:28Speaker 1: On Sunday morning, my love will come in when he
- 58:32Speaker 1: will marry me with a gold ring. End of Saturday Sunday.
- 58:39Speaker 1: End of Part three of Mother Goose, Part four of
- 58:50Speaker 1: the Real Mother Goose. This is a LibriVox recording. All
- 58:54Speaker 1: LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information
- 58:58Speaker 1: or to volunteer, please please visit LibriVox dot org. This
- 59:02Speaker 1: reading by Alison Hester of Athens, Georgia, The Real Mother
- 59:07Speaker 1: Goose by Anonymous, Part four, The Old Woman and the Pedlar.
- 59:16Speaker 1: There was an old woman, as I've heard tell, she
- 59:20Speaker 1: went to the market her eggs for to sell. She
- 59:23Speaker 1: went to the market all on a market day, and
- 59:27Speaker 1: she fell asleep on the King's Highway. There came by
- 59:31Speaker 1: a pedlar whose name was Stout. He cut her petticoats
- 59:35Speaker 1: all round about. He cut her petticoats up to the knees,
- 59:39Speaker 1: which made the old woman to shiver and freeze. When
- 59:43Speaker 1: the little old woman did first awake, she began to shiver,
- 59:48Speaker 1: and she began to shake. She began to wonder, and
- 59:51Speaker 1: she began to cry, low, co mercy on me. This
- 59:56Speaker 1: can't be I. But if it be I, as I
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: hope it be, I've a little dog at home, and
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: he'll know me. If it be I, he'll wag his tail.
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: And if it be not I, he'll loudly bark and
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: wall Home went the little woman all in the dark.
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: Up got the little dog, and he began to bark
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: he began to bark, so she began to cry, lor
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: a mercy on me. This is none of I, and
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: of the old woman and the peddler. Little Jenny Wren,
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: Little Jenny Wren fell sick. Upon a time in came
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: Robin redbreast, and brought her cake and wine. Eat well
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: of my cake, Jenny, drink well of my wine. Thank you, Robin, kindly,
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: you shall be mine. Jenny got well and stood upon
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: her feet and told Robin plainly she loved him not
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: a bit. Robin, being angry, hopped upon a twig, saying,
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: out upon you, fly upon you, bold faced jig. End
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: of Little Jenny Wren. The Little Moppet. I had a
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: little moppet and put it in my pocket and fed
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: it with corn and hay. There came a proud beggar
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: and swore he should have her, and stole my little
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: moppet away. End of the Little Moppet. Bobby Snooks. Little
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: Bobby Snooks was fond of his books and loved by
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: his usher and master. But naughty Jack Spry. He got
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: a black eye and carries his nose in a plaster.
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: End of Bobby Snooks. The Man in the Moon, The
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: Man in the moon came tumbling down and asked which
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: way to Norwich. He went by the south and burnt
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: his mouth with eating cold peas poory end of the
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: man in the moon. I saw a ship, a sailing.
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: I saw a ship, a sailing, a sailing on the sea,
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: And oh, it was laden with pretty things for thee.
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: There were comfits in the cabin and apples in the hold,
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: and sails were made of silk, and the masts were
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: made of gold. The four and twenty sailors that stood
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: between the decks were four and twenty white mice with
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: chains about their necks. The captain was a duck with
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: his packet on his back. And when the ship began
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: to move, the captain said, quack, quack. End of I
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: saw a ship, a sailing, a walnut, as soft as silk,
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: as white as milk, as bitter as a gall, A
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: strong wall, and a green coat covers me all end
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: of a walnut. One he loves one, he loves two,
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: he loves three, he loves they say four he loves
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: with all his heart. Five he casts away, six he
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: loves seven, she loves eight. They both love. Nine. He
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: comes ten, he tarries eleven he courts twelve he marries.
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: End of one. He loves that bat bat bat. Come
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: under my hat, and I'll give you a slice of bacon.
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: And when I bake, I'll give you a cake. If
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: I am not mistaken. End of bat bat. My love
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: saw ye aught of my love, a coming from the market,
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: A peck of meal upon her back, a baby in
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: her basket. Saw ye aught of my love, a coming
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: from the market. End of my Love. The Man of Bombay.
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: There was a fat man of Bombay who was smoking
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: one sunshiny day, when a bird called a snipe flew
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: away with his pipe, which vexed the fat man of Bombay.
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: End of the Man of Bombay. Hark, Hark, Hark, hark.
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: The dogs do bark. Beggars are coming to town, some
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: in jags, and some in rags, and some in velvet gown.
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: End of hark hark. The heart, the heart he loves,
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: the high wood, the hair she loves, the hill, the
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: night he loves his bright sword. The lady loves her will.
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: End of the Heart. Poor old Robinson Crusoe, Poor old
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: Robinson Crusoe, Poor old Robinson Crusoe. They made him a
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: coat of an old nannygoat. I wonder why they should
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: do so with a ring ating a tang, and a
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: ring a ting a tang, Poor Old Robinson Crusoe. End
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: of Poor Old Robinson Crusoe. My Maid Mary, My Maid Mary,
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: She minds the dairy while I go a hoeing and
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: a mowing each morn, gaily run the reel and the
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: little spinning wheel, while I am singing and mowing my corn.
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: End of My Maid Mary. A sieve A riddle, A
- 1:05:32Speaker 1: riddle as I suppose a hundred eyes and never a nose.
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: End of a sieve. A difficult rhyme? What is the
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: rhyme for Poorringer? The king? He had a daughter fair
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: and gave the Prince of Orange her End of a
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: difficult rhyme? Pretty John Watts, Pretty John Watts, We are
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: true rats. Will you drive them out of the house?
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: We have mice too, in plenty that feast in the pantry.
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: But let them stay and nibble away? What harm in
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: a little brown mouse? End of Pretty John Watts. Good advice.
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: Come when you're called, do what your bid, Shut the
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: door after you, and never be chid. End of good Advice.
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: Buy baby bunting, Buy baby bunting. Father's gone a hunting,
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: mother's gone a milking, sister's gone a silking, and brother's
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: gone to buy a skin to wrap the baby bunting
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: in end of Buy Baby Bunting. Tom Tom, the Piper's son. Tom, Tom,
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: the Piper's son, stole a pig and away he run.
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: The pig was eat and Tom was beat and Tom
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: ran crying down the street. End of Tom Tom the
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: Piper's Son. I loved sixpence. I love sixpence, a jolly,
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: jolly sixpence. I love sixpence as my life. I spent
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: a penny of it. I spent a penny of it.
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: I took a penny home to my wife. Oh my
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: little fourpence, A jolly jolly fourpence. I love fourpence as
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: my life. I spent twopence of it. I spent twopence
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: of it, and I took twopence home to my wife.
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: End of I Love sixpence. Comical Folk. In a cottage
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: in Fife lived a man and his wife who believed
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: me were comical folk, for to people's surprise, they both
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: saw with their eyes, and their tongues moved whenever they
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: spoke when they were asleep I'm told that to keep
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: their eyes open, they could not contrive. They both walked
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: on their feet, and twas thought what they eat helped
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: with drinking to keep them alive. End of comical folk
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: cock Crow. Cocks crow in the morn to tell us
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: to rise, and he who lies late will never be wise.
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: For early to bed and early to rise is the
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: way to be healthy and wealthy and wise. End of
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: cock Crow. The Three Sons. There was an old woman
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: had three sons, Jerry and James and John. Jerry was
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: hanged and James was drowned. John was lost and was
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: never found. And there was an end of her three sons,
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: Jerry and James and John. End of The Three Sons
- 1:08:52Speaker 1: Tommy Snooks. As Tommy Snooks and Bessie Brooks were walking
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: out one Sunday, says Tommy Snooks to best see Brooks
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: will marry me on Monday. End of Tommy Snook's The Blacksmith.
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: Robert Barnes, my fellow, fine, can you shoe this horse
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: of mine? Yes, good sir, that I can, as well
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: as any other man. There's a nail and there's a prod. Now,
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: good sir, your horse is shod. End of the blacksmith.
- 1:09:27Speaker 1: One two buckle my shoe, one two buckle my shoe,
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: three four knock at the door, five six, pick up stix,
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: seven eight, Lay them straight, nine, ten, a good fat hen, eleven, twelve,
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: dig and delve thirteen fourteen maids according fifteen, sixteen maids
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: in the kitchen, seventeen eighteen maids awaiting, nineteen twenty. My
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: plate's empty, end of one two buckle my shoe, two
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: gray kits, The two gray kits and the gray kit's
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: mother all went over the bridge together. The bridge broke down,
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: they all fell in. May the rats go with you,
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: says Tom boleyn end of two gray kits, pears or pears,
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: twelve pears hanging high, twelve nights, riding by each night,
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: took a pair and yet left a dozen there end
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: of pears or pears bell Isle, at the Siege of
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: bell Isle. I was there all the while, all the while,
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: all the while, at the siege of bell Isle, End
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: of bell Isle. Cock a doodle do, Cock a doodle do.
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: My dame has lost her shoe. My master's lost his fiddlestick,
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: and knows not what to do. Cock a doodle do.
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: What is my dame to do till master finds his fiddlestick.
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: She'll dance without her shoe. End of Cockadoodle Doo, Old
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: King Coal, Old King Cole was a merry old soul,
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: And a merry old soul was he. He called for
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: his pipe, and he called for his bowl, and he
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: called for his fiddlers. Three, and every fiddler he had
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: a fine fiddle, and a very fine fiddle had he
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: tweet tweedled d tweedled d went the fiddlers. Oh there's
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: none so rare as can compare with King Cole and
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: his fiddlers. Three. End of Old King Coal. Pussy Cat Mew.
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: Pussy cat mew jumped over a coal and in her
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: best petticoat burnt a great hole. Poor pussy's weeping. She'll
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: have no more milk until her best petticoat's mended with silk.
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: End of pussy cat mew see see see see what
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: shall I see a horse's head where his tail should be?
- 1:12:04Speaker 1: End of c c A well as round as an apple,
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: as deep as a cup, and all the King's horses
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: can't fill it up. End of a well dapple Gray.
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: I had a little pony. His name was dapple Gray.
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: I lent him to a lady to ride a mile away.
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: She whipped him, she slashed him, she rode him through
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: the mire. I would not lend my pony now for
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: all the ladies hire. End of Dapple Gray. Coffee and Tea. Mollie,
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: my sister and I fell out. And what do you
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: think it was all about? She loved coffee and I
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: loved tea, and that was the reason we couldn't degree.
- 1:12:53Speaker 1: End of Coffee and Tea. A cock and bull story.
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: The cocks on the housetop blowing his horn, The bulls
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: in the barn a threshing of corn. The maids in
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: the meadows are making of hay. The ducks in the
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: river are swimming away. End of a cock and bull story.
- 1:13:17Speaker 1: The little Girl with a curl. There was a little
- 1:13:20Speaker 1: girl who had a little curl right in the middle
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: of her forehead. When she was good, she was very,
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: very good, And when she was bad she was horrid.
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: End of the Little Girl with a curl. For Baby,
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: you shall have an apple, you shall have a plum.
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: You shall have a rattle when Papa comes home. End
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: of for Baby Dreams. Friday Night's Dream On Saturday told
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: is sure to come true. Be it never so old?
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: End of dreams myself. As I walked by myself and
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: talked to myself, myself said, unto me, look to thyself,
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: take care of thyself, for nobody cares for thee. I
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: answered myself and said to myself in the self same repartee,
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: look to thyself, or not look to thyself, the self
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: same thing will be end of myself. Candle saving to
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: make your candles last for I, you wives and maids,
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: give ero to put them out, the only way, says
- 1:14:35Speaker 1: honest John Buldero. End of candle saving. Over the water,
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: over the water, and over the sea, and over the
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: water to Charlie. I'll have none of your nasty beef,
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: nor I'll have none of your barley. But I'll have
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: some of your very best flower to make a white
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: cake for my Charlie. End of over the water. Fears
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: and tears. Tommy's tears and Mary's fears will make them
- 1:15:07Speaker 1: old before their years. And of fears and tears. The
- 1:15:11Speaker 1: kill Kenny cats. There were once two cats of kill Kenny.
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: Each thought there was one cat too many. So they fought,
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: and they fit, and they scratched, and a bit till,
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: excepting their nails and the tips of their tails. Instead
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: of two cats, there weren't any. End of the kill
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: Kenny cats. A week of Birthdays. Monday's child is fair
- 1:15:37Speaker 1: of face, Tuesday's child is full of grace, Wednesday's child
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: is full of woe. Thursday's child has far to go,
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: Friday's child is loving and giving, Saturday's child works hard
- 1:15:50Speaker 1: for its living. But the child that's born on the
- 1:15:53Speaker 1: Sabbath Day is bonnie and blithe and good and gay.
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: End of a week of Birthday. A chimney black within
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: and red without four corners round about. End of a chimney. Ladybird, Ladybird, Ladybird,
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: fly away home. Your house is on fire, your children
- 1:16:16Speaker 1: all gone, all but one. And her name is Ann
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: and she crept under the pudding pan. End of Ladybird.
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: Old Grimes, Old Grimes is dead. That good old man
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: we ne'er shall see him more. He used to wear
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: a long brown coat, all buttons down before end of
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: Old Grimes. Interoymintory, interremintory, cuttery, corn, apple seed and apple
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: forn wire, briar limberlock. Five geese in a flock sit
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: and sing by a spring out and in again. End
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: of Interimentary the man who had not. There was a
- 1:17:06Speaker 1: man and he had not, and robbers came to rob him.
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: He crept up to the chimney pot, and then they
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: thought they had him, but he got down on the
- 1:17:16Speaker 1: other side, and then they could not find him. He
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: ran fourteen miles in fifteen days and never looked behind him.
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: End of the Man who had not. The tailors and
- 1:17:29Speaker 1: the snail. Four and twenty tailors went to kill a snail.
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: The best man among them durst not touch her tail.
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: She put out her horns like a little kalo cow.
- 1:17:42Speaker 1: Run tailor's run, or she'll kill you all in now.
- 1:17:47Speaker 1: End of the Tailors and the snail. Around the green gravel.
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: Around the green gravel, the grass grows green, and all
- 1:17:57Speaker 1: the pretty maids are plane to be seen. Wash them
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: with milk, and clothe them with silk, and write their
- 1:18:04Speaker 1: names with a pen and ink. End of Around the
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: Green Gravel. Caesar's song, Bow Wow Wow, Whose dog art
- 1:18:15Speaker 1: thou little Tom Tinkers dog? Bow Wow Wow. End of
- 1:18:20Speaker 1: Caesar's song. Billy Billy, Billy Billy, come and play while
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: the sun shines bright as day. Yes, my Polly, so
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: I will for I love to please you. Still. Billy Billy,
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: have you seen Sam and Betsy on the green, Yes,
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: my Paul, I saw them pass skipping o'er the new
- 1:18:42Speaker 1: mown grass. Billy Billy, come along and I will sing
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: a pretty song. End of Billy Billy. As I was
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: going along, As I was going along along a singing
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: a comical song, song, song. The lane that I went
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: was so long, long long, and the song that I
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: sang was so long, long long. So I went singing along,
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: and of as I was going along, Rock a Bye Baby,
- 1:19:14Speaker 1: Rock a bye baby. Thy cradle is green. Father's a nobleman,
- 1:19:19Speaker 1: mother's a queen, and Betty's a lady and wears a
- 1:19:22Speaker 1: gold ring. And Johnny's a drummer and drums for the king.
- 1:19:27Speaker 1: And of rock a Bye baby. The man in the wilderness.
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: The man in the wilderness asked me how many strawberries
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: grew in the sea. I answered him, as I thought, good,
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: as many as red herrings grew in the wood. And
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: of the man in the wilderness. Hector Protector. Hector Protector
- 1:19:51Speaker 1: was dressed all in green. Hector Protector was sent to
- 1:19:55Speaker 1: the Queen. The queen did not like him no more
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: did the king, so was sent back again. End of
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: Hector Protector and of Part four of The Real Mother Goose.
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: Section five of The Real Mother Goose. This is a
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- 1:20:27Speaker 1: This reading by Alison Hester of Athens, Georgia. The Real
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: Mother Goose by anonymous. Section five. Mary Mary quite contrary,
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: Mary Mary, quite contrary? How does your garden grow silver
- 1:20:45Speaker 1: bells and cockle shells and pretty maids all of a row?
- 1:20:50Speaker 1: End of Mary Mary quite contrary. Little Jack Horner, Little
- 1:20:56Speaker 1: Jack Horner sat in the corner eating of Christmas pie.
- 1:21:00Speaker 1: He put in his thumb and pulled out a plum
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: and said, what a good boy am I? End of
- 1:21:07Speaker 1: Little Jack Horner. The bird Scarer, Away, birds away, take
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: a little, and leave a little, and do not come again,
- 1:21:18Speaker 1: for if you do, I will shoot you through and
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: there will be an end of you. End of the
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: Bird Scarer. Bessie Bell and Mary Gray. Bessie Bell and
- 1:21:32Speaker 1: Mary Gray, they were two bonnie Lasses. They built their
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: house upon the lay and covered it with rushes. Bessie
- 1:21:40Speaker 1: kept the garden gate, and Mary kept the pantry. Bessie
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: always had to wait while Mary lived in Plenty. End
- 1:21:49Speaker 1: of Bessie Bell and Mary Gray Dance Thumpkin dance, dance
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: Thumpkin dance. Keep the thumb in motion dance, Ye, merry men,
- 1:22:01Speaker 1: everyone all the fingers in motion. For Thumbkin, he can
- 1:22:06Speaker 1: dance the thumb alone, moving Thumpkin. He can dance alone.
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: The thumb alone moving dance. Foreman dance the first finger
- 1:22:16Speaker 1: moving dance. Ye, merry men, everyone all moving, But Foreman
- 1:22:21Speaker 1: he can dance. The first finger moving Foreman, he can
- 1:22:25Speaker 1: dance alone. The first finger moving dance. Long men dance
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: the second finger moving dance. Ye, merryman, everyone all moving.
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: For Longman, he can dance alone. The second finger moving. Longman,
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: he can dance alone. The second finger moving dance. Ringman
- 1:22:46Speaker 1: dance the third finger movement dance. Ye, merry men dance,
- 1:22:51Speaker 1: all moving, But Ringman cannot dance alone. The third finger moving, Ringman,
- 1:22:57Speaker 1: he cannot dance alone. The third finger moving dance. Little dance,
- 1:23:02Speaker 1: the fourth finger moving dance. You marry men dance all moving.
- 1:23:07Speaker 1: But little man he can dance alone. The fourth finger moving.
- 1:23:12Speaker 1: Little Man he can dance alone, the fourth finger moving.
- 1:23:16Speaker 1: End of dance Thumpkin Dance. Needles and pins, Needles and pins,
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: Needles and pins. When a man marries, his trouble begins.
- 1:23:27Speaker 1: End of Needles and pins. Pussy Cat and the Dumplings.
- 1:23:33Speaker 1: Pussy Cat ate the dumplings, the dumplings. Pussy Cat ate
- 1:23:37Speaker 1: the dumplings. Mama stood by and cried, oh, fie, why
- 1:23:41Speaker 1: did you eat the dumplings? End of pussy Cat and
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: the Dumplings. The Little Bird. Once I saw a little
- 1:23:50Speaker 1: bird come, hop, hop, hop, So I cried, little bird,
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: will you stop, stop, stop, And was going to the
- 1:23:59Speaker 1: window to say how do you do? But he shook
- 1:24:03Speaker 1: his little tail, and far away he flew. End of
- 1:24:07Speaker 1: the Little Bird. Mary's Canary. Mary had a pretty bird, feathers,
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: bright and yellow, slender legs. Upon my word, he was
- 1:24:17Speaker 1: a pretty fellow. The sweetest note he always sung, which
- 1:24:22Speaker 1: much delighted Mary. She often, where the cage was hung,
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: sat hearing her canary. End of Mary's Canary. Birds of
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: a feather, birds of a feather flock together, And so
- 1:24:36Speaker 1: will pigs and swine, rats and mice will have their choice,
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: and so will I have mine. End of Birds of
- 1:24:43Speaker 1: a feather. The greedy man. The greedy man is he
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: who sits and bites bits out of plates, or else
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: takes up an almanac and gobbles all the dates. End
- 1:24:57Speaker 1: of the greedy Man. The dusty Miller. Margaret wrote a letter,
- 1:25:03Speaker 1: sealed it with her finger, threw it in the dam
- 1:25:06Speaker 1: for the dusty Miller. Dusty was his coat, Dusty was
- 1:25:10Speaker 1: the seller. Dusty was the kiss I'd from the dusty Miller.
- 1:25:14Speaker 1: If I had my pockets full of golden cellar, I
- 1:25:18Speaker 1: would give it all to my dusty Miller. End of
- 1:25:21Speaker 1: the Dusty Miller. A star higher than a house, higher
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: than a tree. Oh, whatever can that be? End of
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: a star. The ten o'clock schollar, a diller, a dollar,
- 1:25:37Speaker 1: a ten o'clock scholar? What makes you come so soon?
- 1:25:40Speaker 1: You used to come at ten o'clock, but now you've
- 1:25:43Speaker 1: come at noon? End of the ten o'clock schollar. An
- 1:25:49Speaker 1: icicle lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with
- 1:25:53Speaker 1: its roots upward. End of an icicle. A ship's nail
- 1:26:00Speaker 1: over the water and under the water, and always with
- 1:26:03Speaker 1: its head down. End of a ship's nail. Cock a
- 1:26:08Speaker 1: doodle doo, Oh, my pretty cock. Oh, my handsome cock.
- 1:26:13Speaker 1: I pray you do not crow before day, and your
- 1:26:17Speaker 1: comb shall be made of the very beaten gold, and
- 1:26:20Speaker 1: your wings of the silver so gray. End of COCKA
- 1:26:24Speaker 1: doodle doo. Willie Willie, Willie, Willie Wilkin kissed the maids
- 1:26:30Speaker 1: of Milkin fall a lah, and with his merry daffing
- 1:26:34Speaker 1: he set them all a laughing ha ha ha. End
- 1:26:39Speaker 1: of Willie Willie. The Boy in the Barn. A little
- 1:26:44Speaker 1: boy went into a barn and lay down on some hay.
- 1:26:47Speaker 1: An owl came out and flew about, and the little
- 1:26:51Speaker 1: boy ran away. End of the Boy in the Barn.
- 1:26:56Speaker 1: The Old Woman of leeds. There was an old woman
- 1:27:00Speaker 1: of leads who spent all her time in good deeds.
- 1:27:04Speaker 1: She worked for the poor till her fingers were sore,
- 1:27:07Speaker 1: This pious old woman of leads. And of the old
- 1:27:11Speaker 1: Woman of leads. Sunshine hicckamore hackamore on the King's kitchen door.
- 1:27:18Speaker 1: All the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't
- 1:27:22Speaker 1: drive Hickamore Hackamore off the King's kitchen door. End of Sunshine.
- 1:27:29Speaker 1: The quarrel, my little old man and I fell out.
- 1:27:33Speaker 1: I'll tell you what twas all about. I had money
- 1:27:37Speaker 1: and he had none. So that's the way the noise begun.
- 1:27:41Speaker 1: End of the quarrel. Tongs, long legs, crooked thighs, little head,
- 1:27:48Speaker 1: no eyes. End of tongs. Jack Jingle, Little Jack Jingle.
- 1:27:55Speaker 1: He used to live single, but when he got tired
- 1:27:58Speaker 1: of this kind of life, he left off being single
- 1:28:01Speaker 1: and lived with his wife. Now, what do you think
- 1:28:04Speaker 1: of little Jack Jingle? Before he was married, he used
- 1:28:07Speaker 1: to live single. End of Jack Jingle. The pumpkin eater
- 1:28:13Speaker 1: Peter Peter, pumpkin eater had a wife and couldn't keep her.
- 1:28:17Speaker 1: He put her in a pumpkin shell, and there he
- 1:28:19Speaker 1: kept her very well. End of the pumpkin eater. Shoeing shoe,
- 1:28:26Speaker 1: the colt shoe, the colt shoe. The wild mare. Here
- 1:28:30Speaker 1: a nail, there a nail, Yet she goes bare. End
- 1:28:34Speaker 1: of shoeing. That's all. There was an old woman set spinning,
- 1:28:40Speaker 1: and that's the first beginning. She had a calf, and
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: that's half. She took it by the tail and threw
- 1:28:47Speaker 1: it over the wall, and that's all. End of that's all.
- 1:28:53Speaker 1: Betty Blue, Little Betty Blue lost her holiday shoe. What
- 1:28:58Speaker 1: shall little Betty do give her? Another to match the other.
- 1:29:02Speaker 1: And then she'll walk upon too. End of Betty Blue Dance.
- 1:29:09Speaker 1: Little Baby, dance, Little baby, dance up high, never mind, baby,
- 1:29:14Speaker 1: Mother is by crow and caper, caper and crow there,
- 1:29:19Speaker 1: Little baby there, you go up to the ceiling, down
- 1:29:23Speaker 1: to the ground, backwards and forwards, round and round dance,
- 1:29:27Speaker 1: little baby and mother will sing with the merry coral ding,
- 1:29:31Speaker 1: ding ding. End of dance, Little Baby, My little maid, Hi, diddle,
- 1:29:39Speaker 1: doubt my candle's out, My little maid is not at home.
- 1:29:44Speaker 1: Sat on my hog and bridle my dog, and fetch
- 1:29:47Speaker 1: my little maid home. End of my little maid bedtime.
- 1:29:53Speaker 1: The man in the moon looked out of the moon,
- 1:29:56Speaker 1: looked out of the moon, and said, tis time for
- 1:29:59Speaker 1: all children on the earth to think about getting to bed.
- 1:30:04Speaker 1: End of bedtime. For want of a nail, for want
- 1:30:10Speaker 1: of a nail, the shoe was lost for want of
- 1:30:13Speaker 1: the shoe. The horse was lost for want of the horse.
- 1:30:16Speaker 1: The rider was lost for want of the rider. The
- 1:30:19Speaker 1: battle was lost for want of the battle. The kingdom
- 1:30:23Speaker 1: was lost, and all for the want of a horseshoe nail.
- 1:30:28Speaker 1: End of for want of a nail, the crooked sixpence
- 1:30:34Speaker 1: There was a crooked man, and he went a crooked mile.
- 1:30:37Speaker 1: He found a crooked sixpence beside a crooked style. He
- 1:30:41Speaker 1: bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse, And
- 1:30:45Speaker 1: they all lived together in a little crooked house. End
- 1:30:49Speaker 1: of the crooked sixpence. Pease porridge, Pease porridge, Hot, Pease
- 1:30:56Speaker 1: porridge cold, Pease porridge in the pot nine days old.
- 1:31:00Speaker 1: Some like it hot, some like it cold, Some like
- 1:31:03Speaker 1: it in the pot nine days old. End of Pease porridge.
- 1:31:10Speaker 1: This is the way. This is the way the ladies ride.
- 1:31:13Speaker 1: Try tray tray, tree, try tra tray tree. This is
- 1:31:18Speaker 1: the way the ladies ride. Try tray, tray, tray, tree, tree,
- 1:31:22Speaker 1: tree tree. This is the way the gentleman ride. Gallop
- 1:31:26Speaker 1: a trot, gallop a trot. This is the way the
- 1:31:30Speaker 1: gentleman ride, gallop a gallop a trot. This is the
- 1:31:34Speaker 1: way the farmers ride. Hobbledy hoy, hobbledy hoy. This is
- 1:31:38Speaker 1: the way the farmers ride hobbledy hobbledy hoy. End of
- 1:31:43Speaker 1: this is the way. Ring a ring a roses, ring
- 1:31:49Speaker 1: a ring a roses, A pocket full of poses, t
- 1:31:52Speaker 1: sha te shaw, We all fall down. End of ring
- 1:31:57Speaker 1: a ring a roses donkey, donkey, old and gray. Ope
- 1:32:03Speaker 1: your mouth and gently bray, lift your ears, and blow
- 1:32:07Speaker 1: your horn to wake this world, the sleepy morn end
- 1:32:12Speaker 1: of the donkey. If if all the world were apple pie,
- 1:32:17Speaker 1: and all the sea were ink, and all the trees
- 1:32:20Speaker 1: were bread and cheese, what should we have for drink
- 1:32:24Speaker 1: and of if ducks and drakes? A duck and a
- 1:32:30Speaker 1: drake and a halfpenny cake with a penny to pay
- 1:32:33Speaker 1: the old baker, a hop and a scotch is another notch. Slitherum, slatherum,
- 1:32:39Speaker 1: take her end of ducks and drakes. The bells you
- 1:32:46Speaker 1: owe me five shillings, Say the bells of Saint Helen's.
- 1:32:50Speaker 1: When will you pay me? Say the bells of Old Bailey.
- 1:32:53Speaker 1: When I grow rich, Say the bells of shor Ditch,
- 1:32:57Speaker 1: When will that be? Say the bells of step Me
- 1:33:00Speaker 1: I do not know, says the great bell of Beau.
- 1:33:04Speaker 1: Two sticks and an apple ring, the bells of Whitechapel.
- 1:33:08Speaker 1: Halfpence and farthings. Say the bells of Saint Martin's. Kettles
- 1:33:12Speaker 1: and pans, say the bells of Saint Anne's. Brick bats
- 1:33:16Speaker 1: and tiles. Say the bells of Saint Giles, old shoes
- 1:33:20Speaker 1: and slippers, say the bells of Saint Peter's. Pokers and tongs,
- 1:33:24Speaker 1: say the bells of Saint John's. End of the bells.
- 1:33:29Speaker 1: The little girl and Queen, Little girl, little girl, where
- 1:33:33Speaker 1: have you been gathering roses to give to the queen?
- 1:33:38Speaker 1: Little girl? Little girl, what gave she you? She gave
- 1:33:42Speaker 1: me a diamond as big as my shoe. End of
- 1:33:46Speaker 1: little Girl and Queen the King of France. The King
- 1:33:51Speaker 1: of France went up the hill with twenty thousand men.
- 1:33:55Speaker 1: The King of France came down the hill, and ne'er
- 1:33:58Speaker 1: went up again. End of the King of France. Peter Piper.
- 1:34:04Speaker 1: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck
- 1:34:07Speaker 1: of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? If Peter Piper picked
- 1:34:11Speaker 1: a peck of pickled peppers? Where's the peck of pickled peppers?
- 1:34:14Speaker 1: Peter Piper picks? End of Peter Piper. The tarts. The
- 1:34:21Speaker 1: Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts all on a
- 1:34:25Speaker 1: summer's day. The Knave of Hearts. He stole the tarts
- 1:34:29Speaker 1: and took them clean away. The King of Hearts called
- 1:34:32Speaker 1: for the tarts and beat the nave full sore, The
- 1:34:36Speaker 1: nave of hearts brought back the tarts and vowed he'd
- 1:34:39Speaker 1: steal no more. End of the tarts one to ten,
- 1:34:45Speaker 1: one two, three, four five, I caught a hair alive
- 1:34:50Speaker 1: six seven, eight nine ten I let her go again.
- 1:34:54Speaker 1: End of one to ten. An equal, Read my riddle,
- 1:35:00Speaker 1: Pray what God never sees, what the king seldom sees,
- 1:35:04Speaker 1: what we see every day, and of an equal? What
- 1:35:10Speaker 1: are little boys made of? What are little boys made of?
- 1:35:15Speaker 1: Made of? What are little boys made of? Snaps and
- 1:35:19Speaker 1: snails and puppy dog's tails? And that's what little boys
- 1:35:22Speaker 1: are made of? What are little girls made of? Made of?
- 1:35:26Speaker 1: What are little girls made of? Sugar and spice and
- 1:35:30Speaker 1: all that's nice? And that's what little girls are made of?
- 1:35:34Speaker 1: And of what are little boys made of? Little maid?
- 1:35:40Speaker 1: Little maid, pretty maid? Whither go it'st thou down in
- 1:35:44Speaker 1: the forest to milk my cow? Shall I go with thee? No?
- 1:35:49Speaker 1: Not now? When I send for thee, then come thou,
- 1:35:54Speaker 1: end of little maid. Come, let's to bed, to bed,
- 1:36:00Speaker 1: to bed, says sleepy head. Terry awhile says slow, Put
- 1:36:05Speaker 1: on the pan, says greedy nan. We'll sup before we
- 1:36:09Speaker 1: go and of come, let's to bed. The girl and
- 1:36:14Speaker 1: the birds. When I was a little girl, about seven
- 1:36:18Speaker 1: years old, I hadn't got a petticoat to cover me
- 1:36:21Speaker 1: from the cold. So I went into Darlington, that pretty
- 1:36:25Speaker 1: little town, and there I bought a petticoat, a cloak
- 1:36:28Speaker 1: and a gown. I went into the woods and built
- 1:36:31Speaker 1: me a kirk. And all the birds of the air
- 1:36:34Speaker 1: they helped me to work. The hawk with his long
- 1:36:37Speaker 1: claws pulled me down the stone. The dove with her
- 1:36:40Speaker 1: rough bill brought me them home. The peer it was
- 1:36:44Speaker 1: the clergyman. The peacock was the clerk. The bullfinch played
- 1:36:47Speaker 1: the organ. We made merry work. End of the Girl
- 1:36:51Speaker 1: and the birds. Bandy legs. As I was going to
- 1:36:57Speaker 1: sell my eggs, I met a man with bandy legs,
- 1:37:00Speaker 1: bandy legs and crooked toes. I tripped up his heels
- 1:37:04Speaker 1: and he fell on his nose. End of bandy legs.
- 1:37:09Speaker 1: Little Tom Tucker, Little Tom Tucker sings for his supper?
- 1:37:14Speaker 1: What shall he eat? White bread and butter? How will
- 1:37:17Speaker 1: he cut it without air a knife? How will he
- 1:37:20Speaker 1: be married without air? A wife? End of Little Tom Tucker.
- 1:37:26Speaker 1: A pig. As I went to Bonner, I met a
- 1:37:29Speaker 1: pig without a wig, upon my word and honor. End
- 1:37:33Speaker 1: of a pig Jenny Wren. As little Jenny Wren was
- 1:37:39Speaker 1: sitting by her shed, she waggled with her tail and
- 1:37:42Speaker 1: nodded with her head. She waggled with her tail and
- 1:37:45Speaker 1: nodded with her head, as little Jenny Wren was sitting
- 1:37:49Speaker 1: by the shed. End of Jenny Wren, Where are you going,
- 1:37:55Speaker 1: my pretty maid? Where are you going, my pretty maid?
- 1:37:59Speaker 1: I'm going a meal, looking, sir, she said, May I
- 1:38:02Speaker 1: go with you, my pretty maid? You're kindly welcome, sir.
- 1:38:05Speaker 1: She said, what is your father, my pretty maid. My
- 1:38:09Speaker 1: father's a farmer, Sir. She said, what is your fortune,
- 1:38:13Speaker 1: my pretty maid? My face is my fortune, sir. She said,
- 1:38:17Speaker 1: Then I can't marry you, my pretty maid. Nobody asked you, sir,
- 1:38:22Speaker 1: she said. End of where are you going, my pretty maid?
- 1:38:27Speaker 1: The old Woman of Gloucester. There was an old woman
- 1:38:31Speaker 1: of Gloucester whose parent to guineas it cost her, but
- 1:38:35Speaker 1: its tongue never ceasing, was vastly displeasing to the talkative
- 1:38:39Speaker 1: woman of Gloucester. End of the Old Woman of Gloucester.
- 1:38:44Speaker 1: Multiplication is vexation. Multiplication is vexation. Division is as bad
- 1:38:51Speaker 1: the rule of three doth puzzle me, and practice drives
- 1:38:55Speaker 1: me mad. End of multiplication is vexation. Little King Boggin,
- 1:39:03Speaker 1: Little Kingboggin, he built a fine hall, pie crust and
- 1:39:06Speaker 1: pastry crust that was the wall. The windows were made
- 1:39:10Speaker 1: of black puddings and white and slated with pancakes. You
- 1:39:14Speaker 1: ne'er saw the like. End of Little King Boggin. Bell horses,
- 1:39:20Speaker 1: bell horses, bell horses, What time of day? One o'clock,
- 1:39:24Speaker 1: two o'clock three and away? End of bellhorses. Whistle whistle, daughter, whistle, whistle,
- 1:39:33Speaker 1: daughter dear. I cannot whistle, Mammy. I cannot whistle clear whistle,
- 1:39:39Speaker 1: daughter whistle whistle For a pound, I cannot whistle Mammy.
- 1:39:44Speaker 1: I cannot make a sound. End of whistle. End of
- 1:39:50Speaker 1: Part five of The Real Mother Goose. Part six of
- 1:40:01Speaker 1: The Real Mother Goose. This is a LibriVox recording. All
- 1:40:05Speaker 1: LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information
- 1:40:09Speaker 1: or to volunteer, please visit LibriVox dot org. This reading
- 1:40:13Speaker 1: by Alison Hester of Athens, Georgia. The Real Mother Goose
- 1:40:18Speaker 1: by anonymous Section six. Taffy. Taffy was a Welshman. Taffy
- 1:40:26Speaker 1: was a thief. Taffy came to my house and stole
- 1:40:29Speaker 1: a piece of beef. I went to Taffy's house. Taffy
- 1:40:33Speaker 1: was not home. Taffy came to my house and stole
- 1:40:36Speaker 1: a marrow bone. I went to Taffy's house. Taffy was
- 1:40:40Speaker 1: not in. Taffy came to my house and stole a
- 1:40:44Speaker 1: silver pen. I went to Taffy's house. Taffy was in bed.
- 1:40:48Speaker 1: I took up the marrow bone and flung it at
- 1:40:51Speaker 1: his head. End of Taffy a thorn. I went to
- 1:40:57Speaker 1: the wood and got it. I sat me down to
- 1:41:00Speaker 1: look for it, and brought it home because I couldn't
- 1:41:03Speaker 1: find it. End of a thorn. The robin. The north
- 1:41:09Speaker 1: wind doth blow, and we shall have snow. And what
- 1:41:13Speaker 1: will poor Robin do then, poor thing? He'll sit in
- 1:41:17Speaker 1: a barn and keep himself warm and hide his head
- 1:41:21Speaker 1: under his wing, poor thing. End of the robin. Young
- 1:41:27Speaker 1: Roger and Dolly. Young Roger came tapping at Dolly's window, thumpity,
- 1:41:33Speaker 1: thumpity thump. He asked for admitutes. She answered him, no, frumpety,
- 1:41:39Speaker 1: frumpety frump No Roger, no as you came, you may go. Stumpity,
- 1:41:45Speaker 1: stumpity stump. End of Young Roger and Dolly. The Old
- 1:41:53Speaker 1: Woman of Harrow. There was an old woman of Harrow
- 1:41:57Speaker 1: who visited in a will bear row, and servant before
- 1:42:01Speaker 1: knocked loud at each door to announce the old woman
- 1:42:05Speaker 1: of Harow. End of the Old Woman of Harrow. The
- 1:42:09Speaker 1: Piper and his Cow. There was a piper had a cow,
- 1:42:14Speaker 1: and he had naught to give her. He pulled out
- 1:42:17Speaker 1: his pipes and played her a tune, and bade the
- 1:42:20Speaker 1: cow consider. The cow considered very well, and gave the
- 1:42:25Speaker 1: piper a penny, and bade him play the other tune.
- 1:42:29Speaker 1: Corn rigs are bonnie. End of Piper and his Cow.
- 1:42:36Speaker 1: The Man of Derby, A little old man of Derby.
- 1:42:40Speaker 1: How do you think he served me? He took away
- 1:42:43Speaker 1: my bread and cheese, And that is how he served me.
- 1:42:48Speaker 1: End of the Man of Derby. The coachman up at Piccadilly. Oh,
- 1:42:57Speaker 1: the coachman takes his stand, and when he meets a
- 1:43:01Speaker 1: pretty girl, he takes her by the hand. Whip away forever, oh,
- 1:43:07Speaker 1: drive away, so clever, oh, all the way to Bristol. Oh.
- 1:43:12Speaker 1: He drives her four in hand and of the coachman.
- 1:43:18Speaker 1: There was an old woman. There was an old woman
- 1:43:22Speaker 1: who lived in a shoe. She had so many children
- 1:43:25Speaker 1: she didn't know what to do. She gave them some
- 1:43:28Speaker 1: broth without any bread. She whipped them all soundly and
- 1:43:32Speaker 1: put them to bed. And of there was an old woman.
- 1:43:38Speaker 1: The little mouse. I have seen you, little mouse, running
- 1:43:42Speaker 1: all about the house through the hole, your little eye
- 1:43:47Speaker 1: in the wainscott, peeping sly, hoping soon some crumbs to steal,
- 1:43:52Speaker 1: to make quite a hearty meal. Look before you venture out,
- 1:43:58Speaker 1: see if Pussy is about. If she's gone, you'll quickly
- 1:44:02Speaker 1: run to the larder for some fun. Round about the dishes, creep,
- 1:44:08Speaker 1: taking into each a peep to choose the daintiest that's there,
- 1:44:13Speaker 1: spoiling things you do not care. End of the Little Mouse.
- 1:44:19Speaker 1: The Old Woman of Surrey. There was an old woman
- 1:44:23Speaker 1: in Surrey who was more noon to night in a hurry,
- 1:44:27Speaker 1: called her husband a fool, drove the children to school,
- 1:44:31Speaker 1: the worrying old woman of Surrey. End of the Old
- 1:44:36Speaker 1: Woman of Surrey. Ding Dong, bell, ding dong bell. Pussy's
- 1:44:43Speaker 1: in the well? Who put her in? Little Tommy Lynn
- 1:44:48Speaker 1: who pulled her out? Little Johnny stout. What a naughty
- 1:44:52Speaker 1: boy was that to try to drown poor pussy cat,
- 1:44:57Speaker 1: who never did him any harm but kill the mice
- 1:45:00Speaker 1: in his father's barn. End of ding Dong Bell. When
- 1:45:08Speaker 1: when I was a bachelor, I lived by myself, and
- 1:45:12Speaker 1: all the bread and cheese I got I laid up
- 1:45:15Speaker 1: on the shelf. The rats and the mice they made
- 1:45:19Speaker 1: such a strife. I was forced to go to London
- 1:45:22Speaker 1: to buy me a wife. The streets were so bad,
- 1:45:26Speaker 1: and the lanes were so narrow, I was forced to
- 1:45:29Speaker 1: bring my wife home in a wheelbarrow. The wheelbarrow broke,
- 1:45:33Speaker 1: and my wife had a fall down. Came wilbarrow, little
- 1:45:38Speaker 1: wife and all. End of When Boy and Girl There
- 1:45:44Speaker 1: was a little boy and a little girl lived in
- 1:45:48Speaker 1: an alley. Says the little boy to the little girl.
- 1:45:51Speaker 1: Shall I, Oh? Shall I? Says the little girl to
- 1:45:55Speaker 1: the little boy. What shall we do? Says the little
- 1:45:59Speaker 1: boy to the little girl, I will kiss you. End
- 1:46:03Speaker 1: of Boy and Girl. London Bridge. London Bridge is broken down.
- 1:46:10Speaker 1: Dance over my lady Lee. London Bridge is broken down
- 1:46:15Speaker 1: with a gay lady. How shall we build it up again?
- 1:46:19Speaker 1: Dance over my lady Lee? How shall we build it
- 1:46:24Speaker 1: up again with a gay lady. Build it up with
- 1:46:28Speaker 1: silver and gold. Dance over my lady Lee. Build it
- 1:46:32Speaker 1: up with silver and gold with a gay lady. Silver
- 1:46:36Speaker 1: and gold will be stole away. Dance over my lady Lee.
- 1:46:41Speaker 1: Silver and gold will be stole away with a gay lady.
- 1:46:46Speaker 1: Build it up with iron and steel. Dance over my
- 1:46:50Speaker 1: lady Lee. Build it up with iron and steel with
- 1:46:54Speaker 1: a gay lady. Iron and steel will bend and bow.
- 1:46:59Speaker 1: Dance over my lady Lee. Iron and steel will bend
- 1:47:03Speaker 1: and bow with a gay lady. Build it up with
- 1:47:08Speaker 1: wood and clay. Dance over my lady Lee. Build it
- 1:47:12Speaker 1: up with wood and clay with a gay lady. Wood
- 1:47:16Speaker 1: and clay will wash away. Dance over my lady Lee.
- 1:47:21Speaker 1: Wood and clay will wash away with a gay lady.
- 1:47:25Speaker 1: Build it up with stone so strong, dance over my
- 1:47:29Speaker 1: lady Lee. Huzz up twill last for ages long with
- 1:47:34Speaker 1: a gay lady. End of London Bridge, Sing, Sing, Sing,
- 1:47:42Speaker 1: Sing What shall I sing? Cats run away with the
- 1:47:45Speaker 1: pudding string Do do what shall I do? The cat
- 1:47:49Speaker 1: has bitten it quite in two. End of Sing Sing
- 1:47:55Speaker 1: March Winds, March Winds and April Shy bring forth mayflowers.
- 1:48:03Speaker 1: End of March winds hot cross buns, hot cross buns,
- 1:48:10Speaker 1: hot cross buns one a penny, two a penny hot
- 1:48:13Speaker 1: cross buns, hot cross buns, hot cross buns. If you
- 1:48:18Speaker 1: have no daughters, give them to your sons. End of
- 1:48:22Speaker 1: hot cross buns. The Lost shoe, Doodle Doodle doo. The
- 1:48:29Speaker 1: princes lost her shoe, her highness hot. The fiddler stopped,
- 1:48:33Speaker 1: not knowing what to do. End of the Lost shoe.
- 1:48:40Speaker 1: Hot Codlins. There was a little woman, as I've been told,
- 1:48:45Speaker 1: who was not very young nor very old. Now this
- 1:48:48Speaker 1: little woman her living got by selling codlins, hot hot hot.
- 1:48:54Speaker 1: End of hot codlins. The balloon. What is the news
- 1:49:00Speaker 1: of the day, good neighbor, I pray? They say, the
- 1:49:03Speaker 1: balloon is gone up to the moon. End of the
- 1:49:07Speaker 1: balloon a cherry. As I went through the garden gap,
- 1:49:12Speaker 1: who should I meet but Dick Redcap, a stick in
- 1:49:16Speaker 1: his hand, a stone in his throat. If you tell
- 1:49:19Speaker 1: me this riddle, I'll give you a groat. End of
- 1:49:23Speaker 1: a cherry. The man of Tobago. There was an old
- 1:49:29Speaker 1: man of Tobago who lived on rice, gruel and sago
- 1:49:34Speaker 1: till much to his bliss his position said this to
- 1:49:38Speaker 1: a leg. Sir of Mutton, you may go. End of
- 1:49:42Speaker 1: the Man of Tobago. Swan swan, swan over the sea,
- 1:49:49Speaker 1: swim swan, swim swan, swan back again well swamp swan.
- 1:49:56Speaker 1: End of swan. Three straws. Three straws on a staff
- 1:50:01Speaker 1: would make a baby cry and laugh. End of three straws.
- 1:50:07Speaker 1: A sunshiny shower. A sunshiny shower won't last half an hour.
- 1:50:13Speaker 1: End of a sunshiny shower. Christmas, Christmas is coming. The
- 1:50:19Speaker 1: geese are getting fat. Please to put a penny in
- 1:50:22Speaker 1: an old man's hat. If you haven't got a penny,
- 1:50:25Speaker 1: A half penny will do. If you haven't got a
- 1:50:28Speaker 1: half penny, God bless you. End of Christmas. The farmer
- 1:50:34Speaker 1: and the raven. A farmer went trotting upon his gray mayre,
- 1:50:39Speaker 1: bumpity bumpity bump, with his daughter behind him, so rosy
- 1:50:43Speaker 1: and fair, lumpety lumpety lump. A raven cried croak, and
- 1:50:48Speaker 1: they all tumble down. Bumpity bumpity bump. The mirror broke
- 1:50:53Speaker 1: her knees, and the farmer his crown. Lumpety lumpety lump.
- 1:50:59Speaker 1: The mischievo this raven flew laughing away bumpity bumpity bump,
- 1:51:05Speaker 1: and vowed he would serve them the same the next day.
- 1:51:09Speaker 1: Lumpety lumpety lump end of the farmer and the raven.
- 1:51:15Speaker 1: The death and burial of poor cock Robin? Who killed
- 1:51:20Speaker 1: cock Robin? I said the sparrow with my bow and arrow,
- 1:51:26Speaker 1: I killed cock Robin. Who saw him die? I said
- 1:51:31Speaker 1: the fly? With my little eye, I saw him die?
- 1:51:35Speaker 1: Who caught his blood? I said the fish With my
- 1:51:39Speaker 1: little dish, I caught his blood. Who'll make his shroud?
- 1:51:44Speaker 1: I said the beetle. With my thread and needle, I'll
- 1:51:48Speaker 1: make his shroud. Who'll carry the torch? I said the linnet.
- 1:51:54Speaker 1: I'll come in a minute. I'll carry the torch. Who'll
- 1:51:58Speaker 1: be the clerk, I said the lark, If it's not
- 1:52:01Speaker 1: in the dark, I'll be the clerk. Who'll dig his grave?
- 1:52:06Speaker 1: I said the owl. With my spade and trowel, I'll
- 1:52:10Speaker 1: dig his grave. Who'll be the parson? I said the rook.
- 1:52:15Speaker 1: With my little book, I'll be the parson. Who'll be
- 1:52:19Speaker 1: the chief mourner? I said the dove. I'll mourn for
- 1:52:23Speaker 1: my love. I'll be chief mourner, who'll sing a psalm?
- 1:52:28Speaker 1: I said the thrush. As I sit in a bush,
- 1:52:32Speaker 1: I'll sing a psalm. Who'll carry the coffin? I said
- 1:52:36Speaker 1: the kite. If it's not in the night, I'll carry
- 1:52:40Speaker 1: the coffin. Who'll toll the bell? I said the bull,
- 1:52:45Speaker 1: Because I can pull, I'll toll the bell. All the
- 1:52:49Speaker 1: birds of the air fell sighing and sobbing when they
- 1:52:53Speaker 1: heard the bell toll for poor cock Robin. End of
- 1:52:58Speaker 1: the Death and Burial of poor cock Robin. Willie Boy,
- 1:53:04Speaker 1: Willie Boy, Willie Boy, where are you going? I will
- 1:53:08Speaker 1: go with you, if that I may. I'm going to
- 1:53:11Speaker 1: the meadow to see them a mowing. I'm going to
- 1:53:15Speaker 1: help them to make the hay. End of Willie Boy.
- 1:53:21Speaker 1: Polly and Suki. Polly put the kettle on. Polly put
- 1:53:27Speaker 1: the kettle on. Polly put the kettle on, and let's
- 1:53:30Speaker 1: drink tea. Suki take it off again. Suki take it
- 1:53:34Speaker 1: off again. Suki take it off again. They're all gone away.
- 1:53:40Speaker 1: End of Polly and Suki. The mouse and the clock
- 1:53:45Speaker 1: Hickory Dickery dock. The mouse ran up the clock. The
- 1:53:48Speaker 1: clock struck one and down he run Hickory Dickery doc
- 1:53:54Speaker 1: End of the mouse and the clock. Bobby Shaftoey, Bobby
- 1:54:00Speaker 1: shaft Tooey's gone to see with silver buckles on his knee.
- 1:54:05Speaker 1: He'll come back and marry me. Pretty Bobby's shaft toey.
- 1:54:09Speaker 1: Bobby Shaftoey's fat and fair, combing down his yellow hair.
- 1:54:14Speaker 1: He's my love forevermore, Pretty Bobby shaft Toey. End of
- 1:54:20Speaker 1: Bobby's Shaftoey. The bunch of blue ribbons. Oh dear, what
- 1:54:27Speaker 1: can the matter be? Oh dear, what can the matter be?
- 1:54:31Speaker 1: Oh dear, what can the matter be? Johnny so long
- 1:54:34Speaker 1: at the faire. He promised he'd buy me a bunch
- 1:54:38Speaker 1: of blue ribbons. He promised he'd buy me a bunch
- 1:54:41Speaker 1: of blue ribbons. He promised he'd buy me a bunch
- 1:54:43Speaker 1: of blue ribbons to tie up my bonnie brown hair.
- 1:54:47Speaker 1: And of the bunch of blue ribbons. Pussy Cat by
- 1:54:51Speaker 1: the fire. Pussy Cat sits by the fire? How can
- 1:54:55Speaker 1: she be fair? And walks? The little dog says, Pussy,
- 1:55:00Speaker 1: are you there? How do you do mistress, Pussy? Mistress, pussy,
- 1:55:04Speaker 1: how do you do? I think you kindly, little dog?
- 1:55:08Speaker 1: I fear as well as you. End of pussy Cat
- 1:55:12Speaker 1: by the fire. When the snow is on the ground.
- 1:55:17Speaker 1: The little Robin greaves when the snow is on the ground,
- 1:55:21Speaker 1: for the trees have no leaves, and no berries can
- 1:55:24Speaker 1: be found. The air is cold, the worms are hid.
- 1:55:27Speaker 1: For Robin hear what can be done. Let's strow around
- 1:55:31Speaker 1: some crumbs of bread, and then he'll live till snow
- 1:55:34Speaker 1: is gone. End of when the snow is on the ground.
- 1:55:39Speaker 1: The Woman of Exeter. There dwelt an old woman at Exeter.
- 1:55:44Speaker 1: When visitors came, it sore vexter, so for fear they
- 1:55:48Speaker 1: should eat, she locked up all her meat, The stingy
- 1:55:52Speaker 1: old woman of Exeter. End of The Woman of Exeter Sneezing.
- 1:55:58Speaker 1: If you sneeze on Monday, you sneeze for danger. Sneeze
- 1:56:02Speaker 1: on Tuesday, kiss the stranger. Sneeze on Wednesday, sneeze for
- 1:56:06Speaker 1: a letter. Sneeze on Thursday, something better. Sneeze on a Friday,
- 1:56:11Speaker 1: sneeze for sorrow. Sneeze on a Saturday, Joy Tomorrow. End
- 1:56:16Speaker 1: of Sneezing, end of Part six and end of The
- 1:56:22Speaker 1: Real Mother Goose. This has been a LibriVox recording by
- 1:56:26Speaker 1: Alison Hester in March two thousand and eight.