Latest / Frightmares / Ep. 364 - Army Of The Dead (2021)
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- 0:00Speaker 1: The following podcast will contain spoilers, tangents, hot takes, and
- 0:05Speaker 1: excessive foul language. Viewer discretion is advised enjoy the show.
- 0:48Speaker 2: Welcome back to Frightmar's podcast. I'm your host Austin Proctor,
- 0:52Speaker 2: and joining me today for episode three sixty four is
- 0:54Speaker 2: my good friend Spencer Lafferman.
- 0:58Speaker 1: Woo, Hello Woo.
- 1:00Speaker 2: Today, on another installment of Zambrewery Attack, we're discussing our
- 1:04Speaker 2: modern pick Army of the Dead from twenty twenty one,
- 1:07Speaker 2: where the stakes have never been higher as people are
- 1:09Speaker 2: literally gambling with their lives. Throw that in there. It
- 1:17Speaker 2: was supposed to be a dumpch but I guess I
- 1:20Speaker 2: should have kept that in there. Let's see where this
- 1:23Speaker 2: lands in the nightmare index. So what have we been watching, Spencer?
- 1:32Speaker 2: Anything of value? Anything stand out? Hit me with it?
- 1:38Speaker 1: Uh? I mean, I've I've rewatched the Last Voyage of
- 1:43Speaker 1: the Demeter lately.
- 1:44Speaker 2: I always I always say the last? What do I say?
- 1:47Speaker 2: The void? The last? The voyage of the Last Meter?
- 1:49Speaker 2: That's what I mean. What's words are in there?
- 1:52Speaker 1: There's like I rewatched that I did. I watched I
- 1:55Speaker 1: watched a limited series on Netflix called The Beasted. Me
- 1:58Speaker 1: with the Cleary Danes which and uh Matthew Reese or
- 2:03Speaker 1: Rice are R Why? Yes? Very good?
- 2:07Speaker 2: Uh?
- 2:08Speaker 1: Good? Like a crime crime living series?
- 2:11Speaker 2: Nice? Okay, anything else.
- 2:15Speaker 1: Nothing like I mean, have you watched some some animated
- 2:18Speaker 1: Batman movies?
- 2:19Speaker 2: You've been to the movies like so so much?
- 2:22Speaker 1: Oh yeah, duh? Like come on, man, I was blaking.
- 2:25Speaker 2: Oh go to your letter box? Come on, what is
- 2:30Speaker 2: what are you doing?
- 2:31Speaker 1: I'm trying to not like kill time, I mean like
- 2:34Speaker 1: make it longer whatever. I don't know anymore.
- 2:38Speaker 2: Look at your letter boys? What have what have you been? Like?
- 2:40Speaker 2: I got mine pulled up. I've got so much ship
- 2:42Speaker 2: to talk about, all the things and all the stuff.
- 2:46Speaker 1: Oh I watched uh the new Jason Stathan movie Shelter.
- 2:49Speaker 2: Another one is he Jason stathaming all over the place
- 2:53Speaker 2: like he normally does duck.
- 2:56Speaker 1: But this was more so so my uh yeah, he
- 2:59Speaker 1: like every January he pops out like one. There's always
- 3:02Speaker 1: like that that random action film that like you hear
- 3:04Speaker 1: of like a few days beforehand. Yeah, and then January
- 3:07Speaker 1: is like, oh it's here. But what I like? So
- 3:11Speaker 1: this was more like just an action drama okay, So
- 3:14Speaker 1: like not that he's an Academy Wording Actor, but it
- 3:16Speaker 1: gives him time to it gives him room to actually
- 3:21Speaker 1: like kick ass, but also gives a little bit of
- 3:23Speaker 1: dramatic acting. And I think that's where he shines the best. Like,
- 3:27Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, I'm a stucker for his movies regardless,
- 3:30Speaker 1: but I think, yeah, his best genre is action drama,
- 3:34Speaker 1: like when there's a little bit of that.
- 3:35Speaker 2: To it, see the soft side of right.
- 3:38Speaker 1: Of course, you know, I've also seen said Help, which
- 3:40Speaker 1: was fantastic.
- 3:42Speaker 2: One what I see last week?
- 3:44Speaker 1: Oh I saw Dracula the Luke like Luke.
- 3:50Speaker 2: Shit guy in real life. But yeah, the movie was fantastic.
- 3:54Speaker 1: Yeah, I And honestly I didn't even know Dannielleman scored
- 3:57Speaker 1: it until after it was over. I was like, what
- 3:59Speaker 1: the f Yeah so cool.
- 4:01Speaker 2: Yeah it makes sense.
- 4:02Speaker 1: Yeah, think about.
- 4:03Speaker 2: It, It makes total sense. Yeah, I really liked it.
- 4:07Speaker 2: It's very divided, but it's it's a clear, maybe not
- 4:13Speaker 2: full adaptation of Bromstrokers Dracula full but it pulled some beats,
- 4:18Speaker 2: especially just not even from the book, but also from
- 4:20Speaker 2: Coppola from ninety two.
- 4:21Speaker 1: Right, there was a lot of there was a lot
- 4:23Speaker 1: of like if if I you know, side by side,
- 4:25Speaker 1: there's a lot of similarities.
- 4:27Speaker 2: Yeah, I liked that Dracula's hair was less boob shaped.
- 4:30Speaker 2: That made me happy because in Coppola's it just looks
- 4:33Speaker 2: like a pair of boobs on his head. That is
- 4:36Speaker 2: one of the horniest movies I watched him when I
- 4:41Speaker 2: watched Transformers Revenge of the Fallen the other day, and
- 4:44Speaker 2: I had I literally my one of my reviews was
- 4:46Speaker 2: gonna be this is hornier than Bromstroker's Dracula. But I
- 4:50Speaker 2: wanted to specify.
- 4:51Speaker 1: I mean, but could you blame that movie for being.
- 4:54Speaker 2: I don't remember that movie being so horny.
- 4:58Speaker 1: That's when we were awoken to Omega Fox all the
- 5:00Speaker 1: first Transformers, but the second one just got even more.
- 5:03Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, the way she's painting on she's painting
- 5:05Speaker 2: on a motor like.
- 5:06Speaker 1: You know motorcycle scene.
- 5:07Speaker 2: Yeah, when she's airbrushing on the motorcycle. I was like,
- 5:10Speaker 2: she doesn't need to stand like that. I mean, I'm
- 5:13Speaker 2: not complaining, but.
- 5:14Speaker 1: That's probably just all Michael Bay.
- 5:15Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking I mean, Michael.
- 5:17Speaker 1: Bay had her at sixteen dancing sexually and bad boys
- 5:20Speaker 1: to the table in the club.
- 5:22Speaker 2: So not great. So I know, well, We've got a
- 5:27Speaker 2: movie that we watched together that we will talk about.
- 5:29Speaker 2: But I've seen a bunch since last week, so I
- 5:32Speaker 2: am going through the Transformers movies. I don't even know
- 5:34Speaker 2: what spurred it. I just saw it and was like,
- 5:36Speaker 2: you know what, it's been a minute since I've watched
- 5:39Speaker 2: have you seen them all? I've seen like the first three.
- 5:42Speaker 1: After that, that's all you need to see. Oh yeah,
- 5:44Speaker 1: except except for bubble Bee's really good. Yeah, and honestly
- 5:47Speaker 1: Rise of the Beast, which is pretty good. Yeah, and there's.
- 5:50Speaker 2: An Andranformers one that was.
- 5:52Speaker 1: Actually surprisingly good. But uh, in the Michael Bay like
- 5:56Speaker 1: six movies Saga after three, they actually suck worse and worse.
- 6:01Speaker 2: Yeah, well, at least at the end of the day
- 6:02Speaker 2: it is giant robots fighting. And I realized from watching
- 6:06Speaker 2: these that we really peaked as a society with CGI
- 6:10Speaker 2: around this time. I was looking at this like, how
- 6:14Speaker 2: like it looked really good? Looks really good. So we're
- 6:16Speaker 2: going through those. I also watched a few screeners from
- 6:20Speaker 2: Pixel scene they sent over Cold Storage, which was a
- 6:23Speaker 2: lot of fun. Joe Joe Carrey, Georgina Campbell, Liam Neeson's
- 6:30Speaker 2: so just some fuck awful CG though, oh my god,
- 6:35Speaker 2: so other than that, it was a lot of fun.
- 6:36Speaker 2: Though Georgina Campbell and Joe Keery together were fantastic. I
- 6:40Speaker 2: really love them, and of course Liam Neeson is Liam
- 6:42Speaker 2: Neeson great as always. Then I watched The Mortuary Assistant,
- 6:48Speaker 2: which is based off of based off of a video game.
- 6:52Speaker 2: I didn't know it was a video game until I
- 6:54Speaker 2: saw the trailer, and it was like based on the game,
- 6:57Speaker 2: wasn't It was good, but it was a weird mix
- 7:02Speaker 2: of like really good practical effects and some wonky CG. Also,
- 7:06Speaker 2: the rules that they established in the movie or were
- 7:09Speaker 2: a little confusing, could have used some breathing room. I
- 7:13Speaker 2: also have never played the game.
- 7:14Speaker 1: I was gonna say, do you think that you're if
- 7:16Speaker 1: you had any knowledge of the game progress.
- 7:18Speaker 2: I think this is one of those instances where playing
- 7:21Speaker 2: the game isn't necessary, Like, isn't necessarily pivotal to enjoy.
- 7:25Speaker 1: The movie subjects.
- 7:27Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was. It was kind of yeah, but
- 7:30Speaker 2: I mean it was. It gave it a three out
- 7:31Speaker 2: of five, like it was a good movie. It just
- 7:34Speaker 2: felt like it could have been a little bit better.
- 7:36Speaker 2: Then of course we oh, and then I watched another
- 7:38Speaker 2: screener for Fox's Sake Diabolic, which was brilliant, so fucking
- 7:43Speaker 2: good that one comes out like March twenty seventh, I think,
- 7:46Speaker 2: or something religious horror, religious culty horror right up my alley.
- 7:51Speaker 2: Gave that one a four and a half and then
- 7:53Speaker 2: we watched The Strangers Chapter three because we just want
- 7:59Speaker 2: to watch the world.
- 8:00Speaker 1: Bird just hate ourselves that much.
- 8:02Speaker 2: I've never looked forward to hate watching a movie more
- 8:05Speaker 2: in my life. Like true, It's true. After the first one,
- 8:09Speaker 2: you and I said, all right, we're gonna go see
- 8:11Speaker 2: chapter because it's got to be better, and.
- 8:13Speaker 1: It was second act is the worst.
- 8:16Speaker 2: And then, of course I'm not gonna break a tradition,
- 8:19Speaker 2: we had to go see chapter three because really it
- 8:22Speaker 2: couldn't get worse. I mean I gave the first one
- 8:24Speaker 2: one and a half, the second one of one. There's
- 8:27Speaker 2: no way it's a half star movie. And I mean
- 8:29Speaker 2: it was the you know, the best of the bunch,
- 8:30Speaker 2: but I only gave it two stars, So it's best
- 8:34Speaker 2: in terms of better than one and two, but still
- 8:37Speaker 2: a bad movie.
- 8:37Speaker 1: I gave the first one a star and a half,
- 8:39Speaker 1: the second one a half star. I gave two stars.
- 8:43Speaker 2: There were so many times people were just staring at
- 8:46Speaker 2: each other, not saying anything.
- 8:48Speaker 1: They made awkward silence awkward. Yeah, and like like was
- 8:52Speaker 1: it like like I feel like in my head, I'm like,
- 8:56Speaker 1: we still don't know established if, Like so that the
- 9:00Speaker 1: main actress, Madeline pet So So I know we're from
- 9:04Speaker 1: the show Rivervale, which is a very bad actors show
- 9:07Speaker 1: anyways because it's on the CW.
- 9:08Speaker 2: But that's besides the point.
- 9:10Speaker 1: So like I still don't know if she's a good
- 9:12Speaker 1: actress because I know, like the dead Pool come in
- 9:16Speaker 1: and be like, no more speaking lines for you.
- 9:17Speaker 2: Also, yeah, I don't know she didn't speak at all.
- 9:21Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even necessarily I wouldn't even. I mean,
- 9:25Speaker 1: she is in the definition of final girl, a final girl,
- 9:28Speaker 1: but like do we really want to put her in
- 9:30Speaker 1: that category? I don't know. I don't want to because
- 9:34Speaker 1: I'm gonna go down. I'm gonna say right now and
- 9:36Speaker 1: I'm gonna die on that hill. Worst trilogy in any genre.
- 9:40Speaker 2: Ever, in any genre, any genre?
- 9:43Speaker 1: Wow?
- 9:44Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's bad.
- 9:46Speaker 1: I mean, I like I even thought about that before
- 9:49Speaker 1: before before thinks would like in any genre, there's no
- 9:52Speaker 1: worst trilogy.
- 9:53Speaker 2: It's bad. Yeah, And I need them to.
- 9:56Speaker 1: Say, I think, and I think when we gave it
- 9:57Speaker 1: two stars, I think that was just being generous.
- 10:00Speaker 2: Well it's because I was like, yeah, it's bad, but
- 10:02Speaker 2: I wasn't.
- 10:03Speaker 1: So I was not bored. Like the second one literally
- 10:06Speaker 1: could have just been forty five minutes of a movie
- 10:08Speaker 1: called It to Day.
- 10:09Speaker 2: It was exactly like those part one and two movies
- 10:11Speaker 2: where you know you have part one, like Hunger Games
- 10:14Speaker 2: Part one and two. It like definitely Hollows. Part one
- 10:17Speaker 2: really just felt like filler until we get to part two.
- 10:20Speaker 2: Mocking j Part one really just felt like it. It's
- 10:23Speaker 2: like that that's what they did with this. The chapter
- 10:25Speaker 2: two was like all filler, no killer. You know what
- 10:27Speaker 2: I'm saying, right.
- 10:29Speaker 1: But the difference between those movies and this one is
- 10:32Speaker 1: they actually had material for those movies to get two parts,
- 10:35Speaker 1: where this was literally this literally was if you think
- 10:38Speaker 1: about it, The Strangers Chapter two was literally like just
- 10:42Speaker 1: two parts. One part running away in the hospital, yeah,
- 10:46Speaker 1: second part escaping the car crowd.
- 10:48Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. At some point
- 10:50Speaker 2: in my life between now and my inevitable death, I
- 10:53Speaker 2: am going to make a super cut of all three
- 10:55Speaker 2: of them. Because if you cut out all if you
- 10:56Speaker 2: cut out all of the silence.
- 10:58Speaker 1: So it's funny you did said that, that's already been done.
- 11:01Speaker 2: It's already been done.
- 11:02Speaker 1: It's been done into a four hour super custis see.
- 11:05Speaker 2: No, No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm gonna cut this
- 11:07Speaker 2: down into a two hour movie, like taking out all
- 11:10Speaker 2: of the silences, all of the backstory, all that shit.
- 11:14Speaker 1: No, the backstory was very undissand.
- 11:15Speaker 2: All that shit. I guarantee you I can get three
- 11:17Speaker 2: movies down to two hours and then and then maybe
- 11:20Speaker 2: maybe there'll be some good in there. Also, take out
- 11:22Speaker 2: any of the parts where the killer is not in
- 11:24Speaker 2: the mask. That pissed me off. And then he took
- 11:27Speaker 2: the Oh well, I don't really want to spoil that,
- 11:28Speaker 2: but you do see the killer outside of the mask,
- 11:30Speaker 2: even though it's never you know, they never say it
- 11:33Speaker 2: to him until.
- 11:34Speaker 1: It's blatantly obvious, like from the killing.
- 11:36Speaker 2: Is just so fucking like, why why are we hinting
- 11:39Speaker 2: at this guy being the killer?
- 11:40Speaker 1: Like we know it's so a like, I know what
- 11:43Speaker 1: they were trying to do, but they're writing it sucks
- 11:46Speaker 1: so bad. It didn't matter.
- 11:48Speaker 2: Every single line of dialogue goes like what.
- 11:51Speaker 1: Is it like? Like uh like without fullest born it
- 11:55Speaker 1: Like I get, like, you know, if I were a
- 11:57Speaker 1: killer and I was trying to intimidate my prey like that,
- 12:00Speaker 1: I would probably do that because because sure, if I'm
- 12:03Speaker 1: wearing a mask, you don't know who's under the mask.
- 12:06Speaker 1: But but I get what they are trying to do.
- 12:09Speaker 1: And then the I you know, ironically at the in
- 12:14Speaker 1: the third one when they had at the discussion in
- 12:16Speaker 1: the church with the bullet bourbon and but but they
- 12:20Speaker 1: they but they like it was a metaphor for an
- 12:22Speaker 1: actual bullet. I was like when I was like, oh,
- 12:24Speaker 1: good job, like whatever, see that coming. I did enjoy
- 12:27Speaker 1: that conversation if it was but it needed to be
- 12:30Speaker 1: written smarter. Yeah, like that conversation written. That conversation was
- 12:36Speaker 1: actually very like very it was very intimidating. It was
- 12:40Speaker 1: very impactful and intimidating if it was written right, Like,
- 12:43Speaker 1: use the same dialogue you used, but get better actors
- 12:47Speaker 1: to execute it.
- 12:48Speaker 2: Get it, get some get some emoting.
- 12:50Speaker 1: Because the dude that was doing it. The only other
- 12:53Speaker 1: thing I've seen him in is a Netflix Netflix series,
- 12:55Speaker 1: which I do like the Netflix series, but his acting
- 12:57Speaker 1: is atrocious. It's not very good delivery.
- 13:02Speaker 2: And then I did see Iron Lung the market Plier movie.
- 13:07Speaker 2: Again I think I need to play the game. But
- 13:09Speaker 2: it was all in one location, a very tiny location,
- 13:13Speaker 2: and he managed to fill two hours without me feeling
- 13:15Speaker 2: bored at all.
- 13:16Speaker 1: I was just interesting because I've heard the complete opposite.
- 13:19Speaker 1: I've heard everybody was bored.
- 13:20Speaker 2: See people that don't like slowburns are going to be bored.
- 13:24Speaker 1: Well, I heard people that played the even though the
- 13:26Speaker 1: game of the subject were bored.
- 13:28Speaker 2: Then maybe that's maybe maybe I'm you know, just like
- 13:31Speaker 2: Five Nights of Freddy. As we said this last time.
- 13:32Speaker 2: I didn't play the game, and I loved the movie,
- 13:35Speaker 2: but I really liked it. It's a good slow burn,
- 13:37Speaker 2: a lot of ambiguity, which sometimes I don't like, but
- 13:40Speaker 2: in this case it just made sense. Uh. Gave it
- 13:42Speaker 2: four stars. And then for my cult movie challenge this week,
- 13:46Speaker 2: it is Killer Animal week. I watched a movie called
- 13:49Speaker 2: Venom and it is literally about a snake getting loose,
- 13:53Speaker 2: but it's so much more than that. Listen to this description.
- 13:56Speaker 2: International terrorist attempt to kidnap a wealthy couple's child. All
- 14:00Speaker 2: their plan comes unstuck However, when a deadly black mamba
- 14:04Speaker 2: sent by a mistake instead of a harmless snake, escapes
- 14:07Speaker 2: and terrorizes both them and their hostages. Fucking so much fun. Uh.
- 14:12Speaker 2: Klaus Clint klaus Kinski is in this, and he's a
- 14:16Speaker 2: pretty well known actor. Kind of a dick in real life,
- 14:20Speaker 2: but it plays a really good bad guy. He's also yeah,
- 14:24Speaker 2: he was in a movie I saw previously, The Creature
- 14:27Speaker 2: with the Blue Hand. Good stuff. Gave it to three
- 14:29Speaker 2: and a half. That's all I have. I mean there's
- 14:32Speaker 2: other stuff in between. I watch entirely too many movies,
- 14:34Speaker 2: but other than that, I think that's all I have.
- 14:39Speaker 2: I'm trying to think if there's anything coming out. I mean,
- 14:43Speaker 2: everything that's coming out i've somehow seen because of these screeners,
- 14:47Speaker 2: I haven't seen the still I still don't know if
- 14:50Speaker 2: I want to go to theaters to watch it. It's
- 14:52Speaker 2: like I don't know. It's like I just don't want
- 14:56Speaker 2: to support them for what they did to listen to Barrera.
- 14:58Speaker 2: But I also it's like I don't get many chances
- 15:00Speaker 2: to see Scream in theaters, right, So.
- 15:04Speaker 1: I'm the same way. But then it's all imax. And
- 15:06Speaker 1: I also already saw.
- 15:07Speaker 2: Isn't It wasn't a film for IMAX.
- 15:08Speaker 1: Now I don't think so it's just going to be
- 15:10Speaker 1: an IMAX. But I also read that it's on track,
- 15:12Speaker 1: like it's already breaking records from a previous scream, so
- 15:14Speaker 1: apparently no one else really gives a shit about the
- 15:16Speaker 1: whole paramount.
- 15:17Speaker 2: And it's like, it's also if I don't go see it,
- 15:19Speaker 2: then the killer is gonna get spoiled for me too.
- 15:21Speaker 1: Right, And it might. And I'm honestly like, I'm more
- 15:25Speaker 1: curious because Kevin Williamson, who wrote.
- 15:27Speaker 2: The first two, yeah, he's.
- 15:29Speaker 1: Directing this one, so I'm like, okay, yeah, faith, and
- 15:34Speaker 1: it could just be the last one. So like it's
- 15:35Speaker 1: more like just let's just get over over with.
- 15:37Speaker 2: Yeah, let's just suppos to be done.
- 15:39Speaker 1: I know a lot of people that are super excited
- 15:40Speaker 1: for it, but I also know a lot of people
- 15:42Speaker 1: that are on the other side of that.
- 15:43Speaker 2: Oh, I'm excited for it. I'm on both sides. I
- 15:45Speaker 2: just don't like what happened, But I'm on.
- 15:47Speaker 1: Both sides because I like movies, and like, this is
- 15:50Speaker 1: the seventh ones and I've seen them all at this point.
- 15:52Speaker 1: So yeah, it's more like might as well see the
- 15:54Speaker 1: last one. Yeah, ideally, but also I am really annoyed
- 15:58Speaker 1: with Paramount for what they did with Melissa Burrow.
- 16:01Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 16:01Speaker 1: However, also if they did continue the Melissa Brero story
- 16:08Speaker 1: with her, I do know how it was going to go,
- 16:10Speaker 1: and I'm not a fan of how it was going
- 16:12Speaker 1: to go, So maybe this might be the better option,
- 16:15Speaker 1: fair because sket Olerich kind of ruined was what was
- 16:18Speaker 1: going to happen because he was obviously been a part
- 16:20Speaker 1: of it.
- 16:20Speaker 2: Oh yeah, true, and I read that.
- 16:21Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, I'm not okay with that.
- 16:24Speaker 2: And the way they ended the way they ended six
- 16:26Speaker 2: with them walking away from the I.
- 16:27Speaker 1: Think, honestly, like that would have been the perfect end
- 16:29Speaker 1: for that story. Anyways. Yeah, and we still have Sydney,
- 16:32Speaker 1: so we got to end her story as well.
- 16:33Speaker 2: So they're all getting old and they're all, yeah, we
- 16:37Speaker 2: put it to an end. I love the franchise she does,
- 16:40Speaker 2: all right, So with that being said, let's go to
- 16:43Speaker 2: the body count. Yeah, you haven't heard all these new
- 16:48Speaker 2: sound effects, so much fun, it's all new to me.
- 16:52Speaker 2: This is Army of the Dead from twenty twenty one,
- 16:54Speaker 2: released on May twenty first of that year in the
- 16:57Speaker 2: US rated R for strong, bloody, violet and goren language throughout,
- 17:02Speaker 2: some sexual content and brief nudity slash graphic nudity.
- 17:06Speaker 1: I don't know why they did this. Say brief craft
- 17:08Speaker 1: nudity easier.
- 17:10Speaker 2: There's mild and miles sex and nudity, severe violence and gore,
- 17:13Speaker 2: severe profanity, mild alcohol, drugs and smoking, and severe fighting
- 17:16Speaker 2: and atten scenes coming in at two hours and twenty
- 17:19Speaker 2: eight minutes. Don't get whiplash with all of the genres
- 17:23Speaker 2: this list because it is an action adventure, crime, drama, horror,
- 17:28Speaker 2: sci fi thriller. War that is so many.
- 17:32Speaker 1: Wars a stretch.
- 17:33Speaker 2: War's a stretch.
- 17:34Speaker 1: I understand where it's coming from with war, but that's
- 17:36Speaker 1: a fucking stretch.
- 17:37Speaker 2: So War Within Ourselves directed by Zack Snyder. He directed
- 17:41Speaker 2: Don of the Dead, three hundred, Man of Steel. You
- 17:42Speaker 2: should know his name. It's also written by Zack Snyder.
- 17:45Speaker 2: He wrote three hundred, Justice League and Army of Thieves,
- 17:49Speaker 2: also written by Shay Hatton who wrote John Wick Chapter
- 17:52Speaker 2: three and four, Army of Thieves and Day Shift and
- 17:55Speaker 2: then we have Joby Harold. He also wrote Obi Wan
- 17:58Speaker 2: Kenobi Transformers, Rise, Rise of the Beast in the Flash
- 18:02Speaker 2: composed by Tom Holkinborg, who composed Mad Max, Fury Road, Deadpool,
- 18:08Speaker 2: and Sonic the Hedgehog one through three. Cinematography by Zack Snyder,
- 18:13Speaker 2: which is interesting because he's only done the cinematography for
- 18:15Speaker 2: two other things. The Rebel Moon Part one and two.
- 18:19Speaker 2: Edited by Dottie Dorn This Legend here. She, by the way,
- 18:24Speaker 2: also edited Terminator two, Judgment Day, the Director's Cut, Memento,
- 18:29Speaker 2: and End of Watch. Interesting stuff. Great cast. Dave Patissa
- 18:33Speaker 2: is starring in This is Scott Ward. Everyone should know
- 18:36Speaker 2: him as Drags from the MCU. We've got Ala Pernell
- 18:39Speaker 2: as Kate Ward, who most recently has been in the
- 18:42Speaker 2: Fallout series as Lucy McLain. Omari Hardwick as vanderh I
- 18:47Speaker 2: don't fucking vander Rohe whatever, however you say his name.
- 18:50Speaker 2: He was in Kick Ass as Sergeant Marcus Williams, Anna
- 18:53Speaker 2: de la Guera as Maria Cruz. She was in Nacho
- 18:56Speaker 2: Libre as Sister Incarnacione and Theo Rossi as Burt. He
- 19:00Speaker 2: was in ninety episodes of Sons of Anarchy as Juan
- 19:03Speaker 2: Carlos Ortiz. Estimated budget of seventy million dollars there's not
- 19:08Speaker 2: gonna be a worldwide box office gross because it was
- 19:11Speaker 2: a Netflix movie. This movie was filmed in Atlantic City,
- 19:14Speaker 2: New Jersey, Albuquerque, New Mexico, and of course Las Vegas, Nevada.
- 19:19Speaker 2: You can watch this on Netflix, says that is where
- 19:21Speaker 2: it is ideally always going to be streaming movies that
- 19:24Speaker 2: came out around the same time. We have Mortal Kombat,
- 19:27Speaker 2: Wrath of Man, Spiral from the Book of Saw, Quiet Place,
- 19:32Speaker 2: Part two, The Conjuring three because I'm not reading that
- 19:35Speaker 2: whole name in the Heights, Peter Rabbit two, and the
- 19:38Speaker 2: most ugly name for a movie that Hitman's wife's bodyguard
- 19:43Speaker 2: I Tubanie Sisiss IMDb summary. Following a zombie outbreak in
- 19:48Speaker 2: Las Vegas, a group of mercenaries take the ultimate gamble,
- 19:51Speaker 2: venturing into the quarantine zone to pull off the greatest
- 19:53Speaker 2: heiss ever attempted. Let's go to the autops overall, thought Spencer,
- 20:01Speaker 2: what do we have for Army of the Dead? I
- 20:03Speaker 2: liked it every time? Fucking God damn it.
- 20:06Speaker 1: No, I mean I really enjoyed it. However, before we
- 20:10Speaker 1: get into everything, I do want to give a little
- 20:12Speaker 1: PSA about this movie.
- 20:14Speaker 2: Oh okay, So, first.
- 20:16Speaker 1: Funny tidbit. This is the second movie in a week
- 20:19Speaker 1: that I've seen where RoadHead has killed people.
- 20:22Speaker 2: Oh well, it was the first one.
- 20:23Speaker 1: It's a dark comedy called Splitsville. Oh okay, Yeah, like
- 20:27Speaker 1: I saw that. Uh you know, I should have said
- 20:29Speaker 1: it earlier, and I just forgot about it.
- 20:30Speaker 2: Yeah, I have that. I got that one. I'll have
- 20:33Speaker 2: to check it out.
- 20:34Speaker 1: I watched them Hulu.
- 20:35Speaker 2: But yeah, there you go.
- 20:36Speaker 1: It's hilarious.
- 20:37Speaker 2: I've heard it's good.
- 20:38Speaker 1: It's absolute larious. But yeah, so stay safe out there
- 20:42Speaker 1: and practice safe RoadHead.
- 20:43Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, don't do it at night or if you've
- 20:45Speaker 2: been drinking, probably like these people were in Vegas.
- 20:48Speaker 1: Right, But uh no, but I really enjoyed it. I mean,
- 20:50Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a fan of Zack Snyder, my fan
- 20:51Speaker 1: of zombies. So like, you know, you put two and
- 20:53Speaker 1: two together.
- 20:54Speaker 2: It's a perfect mix, right.
- 20:57Speaker 1: I do have to watch what we'll get into, but
- 20:58Speaker 1: I do have to There is one I wasn't a
- 21:01Speaker 1: huge fan of about the.
- 21:01Speaker 2: Oh we'll get there, Yeah we will. My overall thoughts
- 21:04Speaker 2: are I do genuinely feel this is an incredible, sorry,
- 21:08Speaker 2: incredibly unique take on the sub genre, which is flooded
- 21:11Speaker 2: with content. It has incredible production value. As you heard
- 21:14Speaker 2: these seventy million dollar budget, solid gore, and extremely steady
- 21:18Speaker 2: pacing for a two and a half hour movie.
- 21:20Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it goes by fast.
- 21:21Speaker 2: It did not feel like two and a half goddamn
- 21:23Speaker 2: hours did. I paused it to do something, and I
- 21:27Speaker 2: was like an it was halfway through. Literally, it was
- 21:29Speaker 2: like an hour and fourteen in and an hour and
- 21:31Speaker 2: fourteen left, and I thought, wow, that was that was
- 21:34Speaker 2: very quick. I love the setup for this movie though,
- 21:38Speaker 2: because it's not your typical zombie setup. It's like waking
- 21:42Speaker 2: up in a hospital or you know, virus spreads, RoadHead
- 21:46Speaker 2: is happening. You know, you got an army convoy going
- 21:49Speaker 2: one way carrying this mystery item, a RoadHead couple going
- 21:53Speaker 2: the other way. Boom, crash, explosion, and that that couple
- 21:58Speaker 2: absolutely deceased. Oh yeah, they did not make it. And
- 22:02Speaker 2: the mystery item yeah, I mean maybe right as he exploded.
- 22:08Speaker 1: The explosion, yeah, I mean that's the way to go.
- 22:11Speaker 2: That's the way to go. So yeah, it turns out
- 22:15Speaker 2: the mystery item that the government was hauling was just
- 22:18Speaker 2: just a whole ass zombie. And I have a theory
- 22:21Speaker 2: about all of this whole ass zombie, not just some
- 22:24Speaker 2: contagion that spread, just a fucking zombie. And I love
- 22:28Speaker 2: I love the people over the you know the radio.
- 22:31Speaker 2: We're like, just get out of there. Go. You don't
- 22:33Speaker 2: want us to try and contain this. I mean, I
- 22:35Speaker 2: get it, it's not just a zombie that that thing
- 22:38Speaker 2: was lurching at everyone, but you don't want us to
- 22:40Speaker 2: make we got it like tanks ish I think they
- 22:42Speaker 2: had a tank. I don't know they've got explosives. I
- 22:44Speaker 2: just they're like, get out of there, just go. Okay,
- 22:46Speaker 2: fuck it, We're not gonna try and stop this. That
- 22:48Speaker 2: was hilarious, But I understand why because big zombie. And
- 22:53Speaker 2: I loved the zombie. Like the shot of the zombie
- 22:57Speaker 2: walking up to the Vegas skyline where the other two
- 23:00Speaker 2: Army soldiers like came up behind him, I was like, cinema,
- 23:04Speaker 2: fucking cinema. I don't know what people's beef with Zack
- 23:07Speaker 2: Snyder is. I don't under I don't get it. What's
- 23:10Speaker 2: the issue people have because there's a lot of.
- 23:13Speaker 1: His oversaturation for CGI, but it looks good. I'm not
- 23:18Speaker 1: saying all of his movies. I'm just saying some of
- 23:20Speaker 1: them like like, like, have you seen Rebel Rebel Moon
- 23:23Speaker 1: one and two? No?
- 23:24Speaker 2: I never saw those.
- 23:25Speaker 1: Well, then this discussion does not make sense. Okay, but
- 23:28Speaker 1: those movies are garbage. Okay, those unfortunately are garbage. And
- 23:32Speaker 1: I still haven't seen the directors cut A Part two
- 23:34Speaker 1: because I'm dreading it. But I've seen I've seen them both,
- 23:37Speaker 1: and I've seen the directors cut A Part one. And
- 23:40Speaker 1: even though once pg thirteen and the one's real art
- 23:42Speaker 1: and extended, it doesn't make it better.
- 23:44Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, but I'm a fan of his
- 23:47Speaker 2: watch even before Rebel Moon and stuff. People just always
- 23:50Speaker 2: like to hate on Zack Snyder. It's like people just
- 23:54Speaker 2: love to hate on him, and I don't understand why
- 23:56Speaker 2: this movie. Yes, there's a lot of CG I understand that,
- 23:59Speaker 2: but to me, it doesn't look bad. I mean, the
- 24:02Speaker 2: zombie Tiger is a little wonky, but that's understandable. Everything
- 24:06Speaker 2: else though.
- 24:06Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know the zombie Tiger and a little
- 24:10Speaker 1: bit of the of taking to Taro, which is understandable
- 24:14Speaker 1: because given the circumstances, she was literally all inserts. Yeah,
- 24:16Speaker 1: there's what a really rough scene with her in it
- 24:19Speaker 1: that you could one hundred percent tell she was not
- 24:20Speaker 1: a part of that which one when they're all in
- 24:23Speaker 1: the the hangar getting there, Uh yeah, briefing, Like every
- 24:27Speaker 1: time it goes to her, everything but her is blurry. Yeah,
- 24:30Speaker 1: Like I know this is an insert, but like this
- 24:33Speaker 1: looks horrible where the other ones actually look legit.
- 24:35Speaker 2: Yeah, outside of the stuff like that, I think the
- 24:38Speaker 2: thing of the CGI that wass look fine, But you know,
- 24:41Speaker 2: her inserts do look the roughest. I understand that.
- 24:45Speaker 1: But I mean that's where actually where the budget even went.
- 24:47Speaker 1: It was actually a smaller budget.
- 24:48Speaker 2: It's like the researots cost a lot.
- 24:50Speaker 1: Research, research and her and that. So like, honestly, this
- 24:53Speaker 1: is probably even a closer to like maybe like a
- 24:56Speaker 1: twenty five million dollar actual movie.
- 24:58Speaker 2: Let's just go ahead and get this trivia out of
- 24:59Speaker 2: the way then, because yeah, de Batista never actually met Tignataro,
- 25:05Speaker 2: even though in the finish film they appear alongside each other.
- 25:08Speaker 2: Nataro was digitally inserted, and that is because after after
- 25:13Speaker 2: comedian Crystal Leo was accused by multiple women of predatory
- 25:16Speaker 2: sexual behavior, Netflix replaced his character with comedian Tignataro. While
- 25:21Speaker 2: the decision is generally considered to be the right one
- 25:23Speaker 2: by others in the film industry. It cost a company
- 25:26Speaker 2: millions to stage preshoots with na Taro and digitally add
- 25:29Speaker 2: her character in the film. But you know what, good
- 25:31Speaker 2: for Netflix for not that.
- 25:34Speaker 1: And they actually also did that because of COVID and that, yeah,
- 25:40Speaker 1: because she is also a cancer survivor, since they wanted
- 25:42Speaker 1: to protect her at all costs.
- 25:43Speaker 2: So you know what, Netflix might be just destroying cinema
- 25:46Speaker 2: as we know, but good for them for I mean,
- 25:50Speaker 2: all of Kristallia's ship was done and they're like, nah,
- 25:52Speaker 2: fuck you, we're replacing you. So good for them. But yeah,
- 25:57Speaker 2: you can tell in some scenes, but all that, I mean.
- 26:02Speaker 1: Even even though the zombie tiger was rough, which I mean,
- 26:05Speaker 1: it's hard to replicate it.
- 26:06Speaker 2: It's hard to do that, but I still thought it
- 26:08Speaker 2: was cool. I still thought it was like.
- 26:09Speaker 1: Like the one big like the one big scene with
- 26:12Speaker 1: the zombie tiger at the end with it with the guy,
- 26:14Speaker 1: like I thought was very cool scene, Like, oh.
- 26:16Speaker 2: That was that was the best because they they show
- 26:18Speaker 2: you that the love and they said it was one
- 26:20Speaker 2: of Sigfried and Roy's that was great.
- 26:22Speaker 1: It's funnier because I'm like, yeah, that's crazy tiger.
- 26:25Speaker 2: Yeah, and now it's zombie. But they give you that
- 26:30Speaker 2: zombie tiger as soon as they go into Las Vegas,
- 26:33Speaker 2: and then you don't get the you don't get the
- 26:36Speaker 2: payoff until thirty minutes left. I really thought, because I've
- 26:39Speaker 2: only seen this one time and I loved it, but
- 26:41Speaker 2: I didn't really remember much, I was like, are we
- 26:43Speaker 2: not going to get a tiger kill? And then Martin
- 26:45Speaker 2: I was.
- 26:45Speaker 1: Like that, yes, say it's the most satisfactory.
- 26:48Speaker 2: It's the most satisfactory tiger killed, not only because you
- 26:51Speaker 2: actually get it, but it's because it's with the character
- 26:54Speaker 2: that is the biggest pile of shit. Yes in this movie.
- 26:57Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was so good. But killer title
- 27:01Speaker 2: sequence though, kind of going back to the beginning there
- 27:03Speaker 2: with how the zombies are spreading through Las Vegas.
- 27:06Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I like like that was that was really
- 27:08Speaker 1: well because it gave us a little bit backstory with
- 27:11Speaker 1: some characters without like drowning it out.
- 27:13Speaker 2: Yeah, it's showed you how the infections spread. You've got
- 27:16Speaker 2: Viva Las Vegas playing in the background, You've got these
- 27:19Speaker 2: pink title car It's it was so good. I love
- 27:23Speaker 2: that opening sequence. And what's really cool about this movie
- 27:26Speaker 2: is it's not a world infested with zombies. It's very
- 27:28Speaker 2: much like twenty eight Days Later where they contained it
- 27:31Speaker 2: to the UK. They contained this somehow. They don't really
- 27:35Speaker 2: explain how, but they kind of do in the title sequence.
- 27:37Speaker 2: But they were able to quarantine Vegas off. So that's
- 27:40Speaker 2: what the zombies are just there. Life is going on
- 27:43Speaker 2: like normal everywhere else.
- 27:44Speaker 1: The kind of they kind of did that in the
- 27:46Speaker 1: movie Doomsday as well, like they kind of contained it
- 27:48Speaker 1: in a certain area because they built like a wall.
- 27:50Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 27:51Speaker 1: So so I like when movies do that because you know,
- 27:54Speaker 1: most zombie movies, like the trope is, yeah, zombies are
- 27:57Speaker 1: taken over the world, but like when they're like, nope,
- 27:59Speaker 1: we have a good to this one general area until
- 28:01Speaker 1: we figure out what to do with it.
- 28:03Speaker 2: It makes just it just makes for a much more
- 28:05Speaker 2: interesting plot. I think so too, because it's even though
- 28:08Speaker 2: it is called Army of the Dead and it's what
- 28:10Speaker 2: it's about, it's so much more about the heist. Honestly,
- 28:13Speaker 2: it's about them getting in and getting that money. The
- 28:15Speaker 2: zombies are background noise for most of the movie until
- 28:18Speaker 2: the Alpha Queen gets beheaded and then Alpha King's like
- 28:21Speaker 2: uh uh, I'm coming after you guys. Right.
- 28:24Speaker 1: Also, I feel like, like the the the Army of
- 28:28Speaker 1: the Dead, Like it's a like a double meaning. So obviously,
- 28:31Speaker 1: well you know obviously the zombies dead, but also army
- 28:34Speaker 1: meaning you know, Batista and his like his his rag
- 28:37Speaker 1: tag team considered that army. So it's it's kind of
- 28:40Speaker 1: like a double meaning.
- 28:41Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll play on words there, yeah, I like, but yeah,
- 28:44Speaker 2: I mean the focus of this movie is Scott Ward
- 28:47Speaker 2: and uh, he gets this offer from a guy named
- 28:50Speaker 2: Tanaka to go into the city and retrieve his money
- 28:53Speaker 2: from under the strip, and he'll give him fifty million
- 28:56Speaker 2: dollars to split however he wants. This is what I
- 28:58Speaker 2: fucking love because you get this montage of him meeting everybody.
- 29:02Speaker 2: You've got Maria Vanderhoe, uh, Peters, which is the pilot,
- 29:08Speaker 2: the Mikey, Gusman Deeter, the State, the safecracker, and then
- 29:13Speaker 2: Gusmand brings along I think two people, but then one
- 29:15Speaker 2: backs out because he's like, oh, I didn't know we
- 29:17Speaker 2: were fighting zombies. But it's hilarious because Scott, Maria and
- 29:22Speaker 2: vander O they're gonna take fifteen million apiece. Marianna the
- 29:24Speaker 2: pilot Peter. She gets two million, Mikey gets five hundred k,
- 29:28Speaker 2: and Deeter's only getting two fifty. Jesus guys, yep. I
- 29:33Speaker 2: really thought I really thought that was gonna come up
- 29:36Speaker 2: at some point where everyone found out what each other
- 29:39Speaker 2: was making and demand more. I thought that was going
- 29:42Speaker 2: to cause a rift between the group. Never comes up.
- 29:45Speaker 1: I wonder if that was ever like on the table,
- 29:47Speaker 1: like yeah, writing, because I mean it's usually it's usually
- 29:52Speaker 1: a thing, especially when it comes to like especially once
- 29:55Speaker 1: they see how much money is actually there, right, What's
- 29:58Speaker 1: like once you open the vault, You're like, I hear
- 30:00Speaker 1: how much money I'm getting, but I see so much more?
- 30:03Speaker 1: So what the fuck?
- 30:04Speaker 2: Yeah, well, they they probably just assume most of it
- 30:07Speaker 2: was going to Tanaka. But I really thought that was
- 30:09Speaker 2: gonna cause a rift between the group and be the
- 30:11Speaker 2: central uh kind of obstacle that they had to overcome.
- 30:15Speaker 2: But it's much more, much more complicated that and.
- 30:18Speaker 1: They actually did something that normally doesn't happen between Bautista
- 30:24Speaker 1: and Uh, which one the Spanish chick I forgot hername
- 30:27Speaker 1: of Maria. Yeah, Like there's there's a there's a quick
- 30:31Speaker 1: emotional scene between them after they opened the vault where
- 30:33Speaker 1: she's like, I didn't do this for the money, You're
- 30:36Speaker 1: an idiot. I did it for you. And then right
- 30:38Speaker 1: there you know what's gonna happen. You're like, fuck one
- 30:41Speaker 1: one of two things are gonna happen in one of
- 30:43Speaker 1: those two things do happen?
- 30:44Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 30:44Speaker 1: Out the gate like, oh ship.
- 30:46Speaker 2: Yeah it was. It wasn't just a death. She got
- 30:48Speaker 2: hurt and she whole spun around her Casper style. When
- 30:53Speaker 2: that guy walks into the house, it comes out like whoa,
- 30:56Speaker 2: all right, yeah, I mean fucking everybody dies in this
- 30:59Speaker 2: goddamn movie.
- 31:00Speaker 1: Everybody exacts zombie style.
- 31:03Speaker 2: I forgot that everyone died.
- 31:05Speaker 1: Uh.
- 31:06Speaker 2: But so yeah, you meet all the people, of course,
- 31:08Speaker 2: you know, then they then they go in there. But
- 31:10Speaker 2: I really love the the scene where Tanaka is telling
- 31:14Speaker 2: them how to do the mission and it comes complete
- 31:17Speaker 2: with visual storytelling, which I loved, and then Deter in
- 31:20Speaker 2: the middle is like wait wait wait wait wait wait,
- 31:22Speaker 2: and then he interrupts the the fake stuff that we're seeing.
- 31:25Speaker 2: I love that thought. That was so much fun. But
- 31:27Speaker 2: it's just funny because he's like it should be he
- 31:28Speaker 2: should be in and out. I don't think it's gonna
- 31:30Speaker 2: be that simple. It's not, and it wasn't. It was
- 31:33Speaker 2: very much more complicated. It's never that simple. And when
- 31:37Speaker 2: Tanaka was like, oh, I'm gonna have one of my guys,
- 31:39Speaker 2: Martin go with you, I was like, suspicious, I don't
- 31:42Speaker 2: like this right off the bat and uh yeah, of
- 31:45Speaker 2: course my suspicion was k K. It came true because well,
- 31:49Speaker 2: and it started out small, right, you know, it started
- 31:53Speaker 2: very small because he that glowstick scene in particular is
- 31:58Speaker 2: the one I'm talking about where Batista's leading the way
- 32:02Speaker 2: Scott with these glow sticks because the zombies are kind
- 32:06Speaker 2: of hibernating. Yeah, and then Martin throws one the other way,
- 32:09Speaker 2: and that chick, you know, she fought hard. I thought
- 32:12Speaker 2: she was gonna live.
- 32:13Speaker 1: She did well.
- 32:14Speaker 2: I thought you She comes busting out the window.
- 32:16Speaker 1: On her death was badass though.
- 32:18Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, her death was great, like getting shut Yeah.
- 32:21Speaker 1: Really happy that they utilized the gas cans because that
- 32:24Speaker 1: whole time, because the moment they put on the gas cans,
- 32:26Speaker 1: I'm like, if I don't get a gas can explosion
- 32:28Speaker 1: at any time in this movie, I'm gonna be upset. Yeah,
- 32:30Speaker 1: And we got the coolest one, the coolest one emotionally,
- 32:33Speaker 1: but the coolest one.
- 32:35Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. It was an emotional gut punch because
- 32:37Speaker 2: you're like, oh shit, you know, because Martin locks her,
- 32:39Speaker 2: he bars the door, and then she still finds a
- 32:42Speaker 2: way out and smashes to the window like Jason. You're like, yeah, yeah,
- 32:46Speaker 2: Jason before his style and then still doesn't make it.
- 32:49Speaker 2: But then uh, Guzman or whatever his name is, Guz,
- 32:53Speaker 2: he shoots the canister on her back, and that see
- 32:56Speaker 2: how they did it too is great because it goes
- 32:58Speaker 2: in there and it takes a second and huge explosion.
- 33:02Speaker 1: Cool.
- 33:02Speaker 2: So it starts small like that. But then of course
- 33:05Speaker 2: when we meet Lily's character, and I didn't really understand
- 33:09Speaker 2: exactly what was going on with Kate and Lily. It's
- 33:12Speaker 2: a quarantine zone around Vegas, but they didn't really make
- 33:16Speaker 2: it clear what exactly they were doing, like taking care
- 33:21Speaker 2: of possibly sick people. Were they coming like.
- 33:24Speaker 1: Like a refuge So so Lily is a coyote, yeah,
- 33:27Speaker 1: but like so she was taking care of I guess refugees.
- 33:30Speaker 2: Okay, they didn't they didn't really go into exactly what
- 33:34Speaker 2: there wasn't.
- 33:35Speaker 1: There wasn't a lot of side character development, yeah, which
- 33:38Speaker 1: I mean also you know for two and a half
- 33:41Speaker 1: hour movie. I mean, I guess you could have, but
- 33:45Speaker 1: also like I don't think it like mattered necessarily, which.
- 33:49Speaker 2: I just wanted to know it because you know, she's
- 33:51Speaker 2: a k and I know it a coyote.
- 33:52Speaker 1: Is she's a coyote. And the estion that that, uh.
- 33:56Speaker 2: She was taking them through Vegas.
- 33:58Speaker 1: For what and that and that's part of my uh
- 34:02Speaker 1: gripe with this moview.
- 34:03Speaker 2: Go ahead, then you want to.
- 34:05Speaker 1: So in all honesty, the whole Kate like side quest story, Yeah,
- 34:10Speaker 1: pissed me off. I was like, this was unnecessary. I
- 34:12Speaker 1: don't think it was. Sorry to pissed off is the
- 34:14Speaker 1: wrong word. I don't think it was necessary to be
- 34:17Speaker 1: in the movie because like, like the whole like they'll
- 34:20Speaker 1: get me wrong, like Lily, Lily was a badass. She
- 34:22Speaker 1: was cool to be in there, but uh, she could
- 34:26Speaker 1: have just been something else, like like she she knew
- 34:29Speaker 1: her way shirt because she's like coyote. But I didn't
- 34:31Speaker 1: think the whole you let your friends, like the whole
- 34:34Speaker 1: friends going in there just seemed very unnecessary and extra
- 34:37Speaker 1: run time for no reason.
- 34:39Speaker 2: Well that's why I'm wondering she's I know, she's a coyotes,
- 34:41Speaker 2: which is usually someone you pay to get freedom, But
- 34:43Speaker 2: why was she taking them through Las Vegas? Like you
- 34:46Speaker 2: had to go through there to go to the desert.
- 34:50Speaker 1: So I could be wrong, because I could be wrong
- 34:54Speaker 1: because this is also my second time seeing I saw
- 34:56Speaker 1: it around the same time you did for the first time,
- 34:58Speaker 1: so it's.
- 34:58Speaker 2: Been what four years, yeah, years, something like that.
- 35:01Speaker 1: But uh, I think Kate's friend was going to look
- 35:04Speaker 1: for her friend, and the only way to get through
- 35:06Speaker 1: there in Vegas was through with the coyote because at
- 35:11Speaker 1: the end, at the end, when they when and never
- 35:13Speaker 1: really like catch up with with with Kate's friend, there
- 35:16Speaker 1: are more than just her, there multiple people. So that's
- 35:20Speaker 1: what that was. But and that's why, and that's why
- 35:22Speaker 1: Kate was all mad. And don't get me wrong, like
- 35:25Speaker 1: that happens. I just think that was a side quest
- 35:27Speaker 1: story that that wasn't necessary, like because it had nothing
- 35:31Speaker 1: to do with the plot in any way, shape or form.
- 35:34Speaker 1: I mean, sure that was the way to get Kate
- 35:36Speaker 1: to go with them, but I mean, in all honesty,
- 35:39Speaker 1: you could have thought of so many different ways. Because
- 35:42Speaker 1: Kate is the daughter of Scott Bautista, so like you
- 35:46Speaker 1: could have played something there to where she was. You know. Yeah,
- 35:49Speaker 1: they're strange, but somehow she still loved them and didn't
- 35:51Speaker 1: want to lose and if something happened to him, she
- 35:53Speaker 1: wanted to be there, So like they could have played.
- 35:56Speaker 1: There are some writing choices that could have been tweaked
- 35:58Speaker 1: differently that I would have preferred. Yeah, but it did
- 36:03Speaker 1: not keep me from a join the cut of the movie.
- 36:05Speaker 2: We got yeah because really the only time yeah, because
- 36:09Speaker 2: that's towards the end when they're scoping out that ladder
- 36:13Speaker 2: and she says it's all clear when she closes it,
- 36:16Speaker 2: but she leaves a little gap there because she knows
- 36:17Speaker 2: she's gonna go check on her friend. Yeah. I wasn't
- 36:19Speaker 2: huge on that because it seems like a massive risk,
- 36:23Speaker 2: but I understand her reasoning is because that you know,
- 36:26Speaker 2: I don't remember her name. Geta had two kids and
- 36:30Speaker 2: now those kids don't have a mother, So like I
- 36:32Speaker 2: get her drive. It's the motherly instinct that all women have,
- 36:35Speaker 2: even if you're not a mom. Right, Just so I
- 36:37Speaker 2: get it. But yeah, it did.
- 36:39Speaker 1: I dotely understand. It just felt out of place for
- 36:42Speaker 1: that movie, and.
- 36:43Speaker 2: It felt out of Yeah, I did. It was especially
- 36:46Speaker 2: trying to go in there. But she's what ninety pounds
- 36:48Speaker 2: soaking wet, Like, dude, if you run into any zombies,
- 36:51Speaker 2: it's gonna be bad. But she does make it out well.
- 36:53Speaker 1: Like I said, don't get me wrong, the runtime did
- 36:54Speaker 1: not feel I did not feel the two half hours
- 36:56Speaker 1: so like. It's not like it ruined the movie for me, right,
- 36:59Speaker 1: but it would have also cut it down to like
- 37:00Speaker 1: an hour and forty eight, maybe an hour and fifty,
- 37:02Speaker 1: which I would have been finding it like if that
- 37:04Speaker 1: subplot was out of the way, I still would have
- 37:06Speaker 1: liked the movie just the same. Honestly, I might have
- 37:09Speaker 1: liked it a little bit more. That's because there are
- 37:12Speaker 1: also certain decisions that were made that maybe certain people
- 37:15Speaker 1: died that didn't have to die.
- 37:17Speaker 2: Everybody dies, oh my god.
- 37:18Speaker 1: Yeah, but not everybody had to.
- 37:20Speaker 2: I'll never I'll never recover from Deter sacrificing himself for
- 37:26Speaker 2: vander ho.
- 37:28Speaker 1: That's also very interesting that you say, because we don't
- 37:32Speaker 1: ever see him after that.
- 37:33Speaker 2: I know will.
- 37:34Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, he's in Army of Thieves, the sequel.
- 37:37Speaker 2: It's a prequel.
- 37:38Speaker 1: It is a prequel, You're right. Never mind, I'll just
- 37:41Speaker 1: go fuck myself. It's fine. I know here, folks, you.
- 37:45Speaker 2: Know, I see him die, but yeah, you know the.
- 37:48Speaker 1: Rule of horror if you don't see him die.
- 37:49Speaker 2: They did they yeah, but the only really surviving person
- 37:53Speaker 2: is Kate. And then well and does Gita survive? Oh
- 37:58Speaker 2: my god, I don't even. I don't even. Kate is
- 38:00Speaker 2: the only one that gets out of She's the only one. Yeah,
- 38:03Speaker 2: I think Kate's the only one. They didn't get the money.
- 38:05Speaker 2: Fun fact, they they got except for like the wad
- 38:08Speaker 2: that a little bit, she got a little you know,
- 38:11Speaker 2: Scott did grabble a load of cash that.
- 38:14Speaker 1: Yeah. But honestly, I almost feel like if it wasn't
- 38:17Speaker 1: for that Kate's side quest, maybe at least at least
- 38:21Speaker 1: those two, at least father daughter, maybe like maybe everybody
- 38:24Speaker 1: that got in the helicopter could have.
- 38:26Speaker 2: I mean, technically he you know, Scott did make it out.
- 38:28Speaker 2: He just got bit in the in the process. That's
- 38:30Speaker 2: one of those tropes, huh.
- 38:33Speaker 1: And then he got shot, so he didn't live.
- 38:35Speaker 2: Well, I'm saying he he did make it outside, he briefly.
- 38:38Speaker 2: I just that's one of the tropes that I always hate.
- 38:41Speaker 2: You know, it's like, oh, you you made it. Oh no,
- 38:43Speaker 2: I got beat.
- 38:43Speaker 1: It's not.
- 38:44Speaker 2: That's like the one trope this movie leans into real hard,
- 38:47Speaker 2: especially with uh vander Hill.
- 38:50Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 38:51Speaker 2: God, that was such a great ending though. It was.
- 38:53Speaker 2: I loved that ending. It was because you're like, oh,
- 38:56Speaker 2: he made it out cool, he's got a whole lot
- 38:58Speaker 2: of cash, he's.
- 38:59Speaker 1: Got it private jets on there.
- 39:02Speaker 2: And then he got I wonder though, what took him? Well, okay,
- 39:06Speaker 2: this is a whole conversation.
- 39:07Speaker 1: Well that's another thing because.
- 39:09Speaker 2: A lot of the people that turned but still turned
- 39:12Speaker 2: like that, well after after he died, because he died
- 39:16Speaker 2: and then he came back.
- 39:17Speaker 1: I'm still like the time frame that we saw him
- 39:19Speaker 1: become a zombie and then the time frame that.
- 39:22Speaker 2: Van didn't die though he only got bit, right, But so.
- 39:27Speaker 1: Maybe maybe once you get bit you have to die first.
- 39:29Speaker 2: I guess, Well, I think it's I think if you
- 39:31Speaker 2: just get bit and you live, it takes a lot.
- 39:33Speaker 2: Obviously it takes more time. But if you get bit
- 39:35Speaker 2: and you die, then you come back immediately, you know.
- 39:37Speaker 1: It also was a very interesting uh that you don't
- 39:40Speaker 1: see in zombie films that I thought was interesting was
- 39:43Speaker 1: the mild zombie baby plot. Oh yeah, that was interesting.
- 39:48Speaker 2: I love that I did too.
- 39:49Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, Like, you don't see that, and
- 39:51Speaker 1: I'm like, that was that was.
- 39:52Speaker 2: Kind of that's that's that proves that zombies be fucking right.
- 39:55Speaker 1: And it was.
- 39:56Speaker 2: It was.
- 39:58Speaker 1: I mean, if you think about it, like they're all
- 40:00Speaker 1: before zombies. So all we know she was pregniced beforehand.
- 40:03Speaker 1: We don't know how long they've been like specific persons
- 40:04Speaker 1: were zombies.
- 40:05Speaker 2: Yeah, I think her being.
- 40:07Speaker 1: The queen, I'm guessing it was the zombie for a while.
- 40:09Speaker 1: But yeah, don't really like, don't give a timeline on that.
- 40:11Speaker 2: It's supposed to be six years after. It's six years
- 40:14Speaker 2: after they contained it. That's what they said.
- 40:16Speaker 1: So so but but that but that, you know, but
- 40:19Speaker 1: these abbies were not your typical was obvious because Batista
- 40:21Speaker 1: literally got an all like legit like John Wick type
- 40:24Speaker 1: fight with a zombie and they were matching each other.
- 40:26Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like what the fuck is happening?
- 40:28Speaker 2: Like, oh man, I love when Vander was squared up
- 40:31Speaker 2: to the Alpha. I was like, this guy is a
- 40:33Speaker 2: real one. He he just got thrown against the walls. Yeah, dude,
- 40:37Speaker 2: he's squared up. I was like, this man has no
- 40:40Speaker 2: fear I love it, and some other tropes that I
- 40:43Speaker 2: found that they kind of subverted. I wrote a few
- 40:46Speaker 2: down here, obviously steering clear of how most zombie movies began. Uh,
- 40:52Speaker 2: the containment of one area, you know, that's not that's
- 40:55Speaker 2: that's pretty atypical. Not every zombie is a mindless drone.
- 40:58Speaker 2: There's alphas that are capable of some form of thought.
- 41:01Speaker 2: I mean that alpha was riding a fucking horse at
- 41:03Speaker 2: one point, which seemed very weird because I feel like
- 41:06Speaker 2: he could run a lot faster. But whatever he's he's doing.
- 41:09Speaker 1: The same alpha. Like with the mold baby plot. Yeah,
- 41:13Speaker 1: when you see the the baby, the baby like you,
- 41:17Speaker 1: you like, for a brief moment, you see emotion in
- 41:20Speaker 1: the zombie, which the trope is they're emotionless.
- 41:23Speaker 2: Yeah, because the alphas are capable of much more. And
- 41:26Speaker 2: that's something That's another thing I like is the inclusion
- 41:28Speaker 2: of the alphas because much like I am Legend, although
- 41:32Speaker 2: those are kind of more vampire esque, they have an alpha. Ye,
- 41:37Speaker 2: there's a few other movies that kind.
- 41:38Speaker 1: Of did its Alpha.
- 41:40Speaker 2: Twenty eight Days Later has an alpha, but before this movie,
- 41:44Speaker 2: there really wasn't many that did it. You have, like
- 41:48Speaker 2: I said, you have I Am Legend, you have Land
- 41:51Speaker 2: of the Dead, Big Daddy. He was he was kind
- 41:54Speaker 2: of you know, cognitive. And then a couple of apparently
- 41:58Speaker 2: there were some alphas z Nation the show the Fetos
- 42:03Speaker 2: or the Fitos.
- 42:04Speaker 1: I didn't watch.
- 42:05Speaker 2: I didn't watch it either, but yeah, like, the the
- 42:06Speaker 2: alpha is not something that's really featured all the time,
- 42:09Speaker 2: and I love when they include that because it's if
- 42:12Speaker 2: it's been six years since this whole thing broke out,
- 42:14Speaker 2: it's only natural that they would evolve in some capacity.
- 42:18Speaker 1: Right, And also just just like uh, you know, vampirism,
- 42:21Speaker 1: like there's always you know, obviously draculas like the alpha considerably,
- 42:25Speaker 1: but like, yeah, because he's the one. He's the one
- 42:27Speaker 1: that turns everybody. So I feel like, you know, as
- 42:29Speaker 1: a like a like in terms of alpha zombie, like
- 42:33Speaker 1: once you turn into zombie, that one zombie that starts
- 42:35Speaker 1: turning everybody to a zombie should be the alpha or.
- 42:39Speaker 2: Or you know, well, and then they also mentioned that, uh,
- 42:41Speaker 2: an alpha can make other alphas, but only the alpha
- 42:44Speaker 2: can turn.
- 42:45Speaker 1: Right like specific bikes, which which you do see later
- 42:47Speaker 1: on the ROSSI the scub dude who gets who gets bit? Yeah,
- 42:52Speaker 1: like but he gets bit in a specific way.
- 42:54Speaker 2: Yep. And there's a whole like the whole ritual thing
- 42:58Speaker 2: that they have was so interesting I wanted. I mean,
- 43:01Speaker 2: I'm glad they didn't go into it too much because
- 43:02Speaker 2: it would have been a three hour movie. But you have,
- 43:04Speaker 2: you know, this whole hierarchy with Lily shooting that guzz
- 43:10Speaker 2: or the who was the fucking scumbag, the the guy
- 43:13Speaker 2: that was like being a piece of ship in quarantine. Yeah,
- 43:17Speaker 2: shoots him in the leg and offers him up as
- 43:19Speaker 2: some sort of a like a trade because we need
- 43:23Speaker 2: to show them that we're subservant to them, and then
- 43:26Speaker 2: they'll just leave us alone. That is such a cool
- 43:28Speaker 2: plot point. You just do that and then you can
- 43:30Speaker 2: go about your business like they don't care that we're
- 43:32Speaker 2: in the city. They'll they'll mind their own, We'll mind
- 43:35Speaker 2: our own. Like that's so different than normal zombies. I
- 43:38Speaker 2: love that center.
- 43:40Speaker 1: I bet you he had an over three hour cut.
- 43:42Speaker 1: He probably does. Are then where's the Snyder Army of
- 43:46Speaker 1: the Dead cut?
- 43:47Speaker 2: Right?
- 43:47Speaker 1: I mean, we get we get all other we'll get
- 43:49Speaker 1: all other Snyder cuts. Where's this where's this one?
- 43:52Speaker 2: I mean I would watch three hour cut of this movie.
- 43:53Speaker 1: I'm trying to think there's only like two other movies
- 43:56Speaker 1: where he didn't do a director's cut three hundred.
- 44:00Speaker 2: Oh yeah and maybe not maybe.
- 44:03Speaker 1: I can't think of another word.
- 44:05Speaker 2: It's just.
- 44:07Speaker 1: Like, but like Sucker Punch got an extended to cut.
- 44:10Speaker 2: Didn't you do Watchmen as well?
- 44:13Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 44:14Speaker 2: Yeah, director's cut?
- 44:16Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Justice League obviously got a director cuts. Of course,
- 44:21Speaker 1: Rebels Moon one and two got director's cuts. So yeah,
- 44:24Speaker 1: so most of his movies.
- 44:25Speaker 2: Get they probably they spend too much money on this.
- 44:30Speaker 1: Honestly, it's compared to what they spent on Rebel.
- 44:32Speaker 2: Moon actually, so yeah, the whole Alpha's was I thought
- 44:38Speaker 2: that was really cool, Like they give him this offering,
- 44:41Speaker 2: now we're friends, we're gonna get some ship and get out.
- 44:45Speaker 2: But then the whole scene where they drag him in
- 44:47Speaker 2: there and they have this whole process of making him
- 44:50Speaker 2: an alpha because they'll keep people there and turn them
- 44:53Speaker 2: at specific times. I thought that was interesting. I would
- 44:57Speaker 2: have liked more on that, like more explanation, but it's
- 45:00Speaker 2: wasn't It wasn't about that. They gave us just enough
- 45:02Speaker 2: for it to be interesting. But I do have one question,
- 45:04Speaker 2: what the fuck are the zombies eating because it's an
- 45:07Speaker 2: entire city of dead things, So what are they eating
- 45:11Speaker 2: to stay alive? The random people that come in there,
- 45:14Speaker 2: because there's not a lot, there's a whole fucking horde
- 45:18Speaker 2: of them in there, So you.
- 45:19Speaker 1: Never really actually see them eating.
- 45:22Speaker 2: They over, Yeah, you only see them attacking people. That's
- 45:25Speaker 2: so what are they eating if?
- 45:28Speaker 1: Maybe maybe nothing? Maybe maybe maybe they're it's a it's
- 45:31Speaker 1: a new type, like like, I mean, these zombies are
- 45:33Speaker 1: not your average zombies. That's I mean, you've got zombies,
- 45:36Speaker 1: fucking you got zobis, fucking you got zombies squared out
- 45:40Speaker 1: with Dave Batista blow by blow, Like that's not an
- 45:43Speaker 1: easy feet you know, you got you have zombies that
- 45:47Speaker 1: are that just that just lay there and hybrid eate.
- 45:50Speaker 2: Which which was also very much like I Am legend
- 45:53Speaker 2: when the vampires were all huddling.
- 45:55Speaker 1: So so I think I think, you know, I's like,
- 45:59Speaker 1: because you know, any zombie films, there's always like a
- 46:02Speaker 1: bro shot of them eating something or somebody. Yeah, but
- 46:06Speaker 1: they never really do. They just turn people.
- 46:07Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just turning people. So it's interesting.
- 46:10Speaker 1: So so I wonder if they just like, uh, they
- 46:13Speaker 1: just live off the thrill of the I don't know. Yeah,
- 46:17Speaker 1: it is very interesting. I didn't think about that. But
- 46:20Speaker 1: then I'm like, these aren't your average zombies, so maybe
- 46:22Speaker 1: like the strain of whatever, like contagion, has made them
- 46:26Speaker 1: that way, keeps them full.
- 46:31Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not something that detracted from the story. It's whatever.
- 46:35Speaker 2: I just if.
- 46:36Speaker 1: Anything, it makes it even more unique than your typical
- 46:39Speaker 1: zombie movie.
- 46:39Speaker 2: Yeah, because oh.
- 46:41Speaker 1: Sanger also didn't do a director's cut.
- 46:42Speaker 2: For Ton of the Dead, just a regular oh yeah,
- 46:44Speaker 2: there you go one day. So at about the halfway point,
- 46:48Speaker 2: when uh, they realize they're not the first crew that's
- 46:51Speaker 2: been in there, they find the blueprint, they find the
- 46:53Speaker 2: dead bodies at the vault, and Martin denies any information
- 46:57Speaker 2: or knowledge on this. So I'm like, bullshit, I smell
- 46:59Speaker 2: bullsh it's you fucking liar. And then it's just so
- 47:04Speaker 2: funny because so many, so many more things go wrong
- 47:08Speaker 2: throughout this movie, because like I said, that was the
- 47:10Speaker 2: halfway point. And then Martin and Lily make some sort
- 47:14Speaker 2: of deal where Martin is gonna get a blood vial
- 47:17Speaker 2: of the Alpha Queen to take it back for research,
- 47:20Speaker 2: but then he just takes her whole fucking head and
- 47:23Speaker 2: Lily's like, well, that was a bad idea because they
- 47:25Speaker 2: definitely heard her death scream. So now they're gonna come
- 47:28Speaker 2: after us. The deal that we had is off, so
- 47:30Speaker 2: we're all probably fucked. This wouldn't happen if Martin wasn't
- 47:34Speaker 2: such a piece of shit. And then they get the
- 47:36Speaker 2: news because they flip the power back on at that
- 47:38Speaker 2: the hotel that they're in with the backup gas generators,
- 47:41Speaker 2: and oh, the bombing has been moved up a full
- 47:43Speaker 2: twenty four hours. It's it's gonna be Vegas is gonna
- 47:46Speaker 2: be toast in ninety minutes. Like Jesus Christ. It just
- 47:49Speaker 2: keeps getting worse. They haven't even opened the vault yet,
- 47:53Speaker 2: and Deetres like, I only need about thirty minutes, and
- 47:56Speaker 2: Scott's like, okay, that gives us, you know, like fifty
- 47:59Speaker 2: fifth minutes to get up to the roof and get out.
- 48:01Speaker 2: I think we'll be good. And then the case and
- 48:04Speaker 2: then Kate's like, nope, just kidding, Wait, where's Kate? Has
- 48:07Speaker 2: anybody seen Kate? Nope? Sign of a bitch. I know
- 48:09Speaker 2: where she went. So in the span of like fifteen minutes,
- 48:12Speaker 2: so many things fucking going wrong, and you're like, Okay,
- 48:15Speaker 2: I'm so invested in what's how is this gonna play out?
- 48:18Speaker 2: I'm smacking my microphone with excitement. I just thought it
- 48:21Speaker 2: was funny because right as things were kind of not
- 48:24Speaker 2: getting stale, but I was getting to the point where like, okay,
- 48:26Speaker 2: we're about halfway through. What's gonna happen? Boom boom boom.
- 48:29Speaker 2: All right, well that's enough things to fill this runtime.
- 48:32Speaker 2: I'm totally I totally understand. So that's a lot of fun.
- 48:36Speaker 2: And then I have my next note was the next
- 48:38Speaker 2: snap was unfucking real. Oh, total total kick to the nuts.
- 48:42Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 48:42Speaker 2: I was like, oh, this is gonna great. They're gonna
- 48:44Speaker 2: get out of here. Maybe they'll go on a date. Nope, Yeah,
- 48:46Speaker 2: just kidding. Na snapped and just the way her face
- 48:50Speaker 2: turned around, and you're like, ah, the.
- 48:53Speaker 1: B roll when she's on the ground dead, like really alone,
- 48:57Speaker 1: I'm already traumatized.
- 48:59Speaker 2: Yeah, so you have her traumatic death, you have Deeter's
- 49:02Speaker 2: traumatic death sacrificing himself for vander Hoe, and then after that,
- 49:07Speaker 2: you know, I think his name guzz was that what
- 49:10Speaker 2: his name was? Fucking Guzz? I don't know. I think
- 49:12Speaker 2: the guy who was on so the blonde hairy. Yeah,
- 49:17Speaker 2: he gets torn apart by zombies. So it's really at
- 49:19Speaker 2: the end of the day, it's just uh, Scott and
- 49:23Speaker 2: Peters on the helicopter, Who's like, where's the money, And
- 49:25Speaker 2: there's no money. We didn't fucking get anything. So they
- 49:28Speaker 2: didn't even get what they came in there to get,
- 49:32Speaker 2: which was kind of just ironic at that point that
- 49:35Speaker 2: all he had was that stack of money that he
- 49:37Speaker 2: was just gonna give to Kate so she could help
- 49:39Speaker 2: the refugees in the quarantine camp.
- 49:42Speaker 1: Uh.
- 49:42Speaker 2: But man, it's just so much shit happened in this movie.
- 49:46Speaker 2: And then of course I love the swap where because
- 49:48Speaker 2: if you notice it, it's it's a real quick scene.
- 49:50Speaker 2: But Lily sees the bag where the queen's head is
- 49:54Speaker 2: and she picks up that cash counter and she's like
- 49:57Speaker 2: she kind of was like, huh, yeah, I thought she
- 49:59Speaker 2: was picking it up to be like, m this feels
- 50:01Speaker 2: like it could kill a man. And I was like, oh,
- 50:02Speaker 2: she's gonna swap it out for that head, isn't she?
- 50:05Speaker 2: And she did. And when Martin's a piece of shit
- 50:08Speaker 2: and locks everybody down on that ladder, boy, he gets
- 50:11Speaker 2: got by that tiger. Most satisfying kill because he like
- 50:15Speaker 2: the tiger plays with him, he's he's throwing him around,
- 50:18Speaker 2: he scratched him and then just bites his head and
- 50:20Speaker 2: rips it clean off, and all that us like, this
- 50:23Speaker 2: is so goofy and gross. Ten out of ten kill
- 50:27Speaker 2: by my actual favorite kill because that was a great kill.
- 50:29Speaker 2: But my favorite kill is when they were sending the
- 50:31Speaker 2: zombie through all the little tests, you know, the pressure plates,
- 50:34Speaker 2: and the first one was darts, okay, cool, and then
- 50:37Speaker 2: the next one was guns and they were like, oh,
- 50:39Speaker 2: these are supposed to be non lethal. That's illegal, right,
- 50:41Speaker 2: And then yeah, the third one was just squished in half.
- 50:43Speaker 1: It was like.
- 50:46Speaker 2: Yeah, cool, and they had to push the walls apart,
- 50:49Speaker 2: and it was just so good because yeah, there's a
- 50:51Speaker 2: lot of CG. There's also a lot of good, practical
- 50:54Speaker 2: blood and just goopiness in this movie. I love this movie.
- 51:00Speaker 2: The ratings it has just feel fucking just rude. Again,
- 51:04Speaker 2: I don't understand the problem people have because if you're
- 51:07Speaker 2: looking at this movie from a narrative standpoint, it is
- 51:09Speaker 2: very different than your average zombie movie. It's a zombie
- 51:12Speaker 2: heist movie. Name me another movie besides Army of Thieves.
- 51:16Speaker 2: I know that's a pretty quel, but.
- 51:18Speaker 1: Like that also has nothing to do with zombies. Oh,
- 51:22Speaker 1: that's just Dieter's backstory and how he became a safe cracker.
- 51:24Speaker 2: Oh god, he's my favorite character too.
- 51:25Speaker 1: So it's actually really good.
- 51:27Speaker 2: It's got better ratings than this one.
- 51:29Speaker 1: So it's it's it's it's definitely, but I mean, really,
- 51:32Speaker 1: yea a zombie heist movie. It's a completely different genre.
- 51:34Speaker 2: It's it's it's okay. I don't know. I just feel
- 51:37Speaker 2: like this is a very unique movie, and I feel
- 51:39Speaker 2: like people are hate rating it just because they don't
- 51:41Speaker 2: like Zack Snyder because it's.
- 51:42Speaker 1: Which is crazy because if you see other Zack Snyder
- 51:45Speaker 1: movie ratings such as three hundred or Watchmen, people suck
- 51:49Speaker 1: that dick. But then you see those things like Sucker Punch.
- 51:53Speaker 2: Or Sucker Punch because a goddamn masterpiece.
- 51:55Speaker 1: I don't like Sucker Punch. Oh I love Sucker It
- 51:58Speaker 1: has nothing to do with it being Zach'm I mean,
- 52:01Speaker 1: and the whole movie takes me away because I very
- 52:06Speaker 1: much see the green screen the entire time, and it
- 52:08Speaker 1: bothered me. Also the subject matter was I think too
- 52:13Speaker 1: much for PG. Thirteen or eighty. Even though we got
- 52:15Speaker 1: an extend rated our cut when it came out on
- 52:16Speaker 1: the Blu Ray. Yeah, it's still even though I watched it,
- 52:19Speaker 1: it still didn't do it justice. I think I just
- 52:21Speaker 1: think it was.
- 52:22Speaker 2: Didn't do it justice League.
- 52:25Speaker 1: Sack Snyder cut. No, We're dumb. It's fine, No, But
- 52:30Speaker 1: I just I think I just think the subject matter
- 52:32Speaker 1: for stucking much. I know what they were doing and
- 52:35Speaker 1: the way they matter about it was fine, but I
- 52:38Speaker 1: just think for the subject matter, it should have been
- 52:40Speaker 1: treated differently personally.
- 52:42Speaker 2: Yeah, and I've seen it.
- 52:44Speaker 1: I've seen it multiple times. I saw the theatrical PG
- 52:46Speaker 1: thirty cut in theaters and then I gave it another
- 52:49Speaker 1: shot when it came out to like physical and then
- 52:51Speaker 1: when the extend rated art cut came out, I was like, Okay,
- 52:53Speaker 1: this might be exactly what I want, and it still wasn't.
- 52:56Speaker 1: I mean, it had a couple of extra things that
- 52:58Speaker 1: I wanted, Like we got some more John Ham, which
- 53:00Speaker 1: I was really excited about because I really wanted more
- 53:02Speaker 1: to know about his character because we only get like
- 53:04Speaker 1: three seconds of his character in the PG thirteen version.
- 53:07Speaker 2: He's a pretty it is pretty crazy though, because he's
- 53:10Speaker 2: a he's a very hit or missedirector. But he's still
- 53:13Speaker 2: making multi million dollar movies, which wild.
- 53:18Speaker 1: But but then you know, when you see movies like Rebel, Rebel,
- 53:21Speaker 1: Moon one and two, uh, you're like, yeah, there's a
- 53:24Speaker 1: reason why he gets some of the hat gets.
- 53:25Speaker 2: Yeah, and I get that. Not it's very rare that
- 53:28Speaker 2: a director hits every time. I mean, unless.
- 53:29Speaker 1: You're like hundred masterpiece, Yeah, Watchman. Regardless of what Alan Moore,
- 53:36Speaker 1: I believe Alan Moore did the graphic novel, the person
- 53:40Speaker 1: to the graphic novel never wanted to be more than
- 53:41Speaker 1: a graphic novel. So he hates the movie for that,
- 53:44Speaker 1: of course. But I think the movie is fantastic. I
- 53:47Speaker 1: even think the director's cut is even better.
- 53:50Speaker 2: Three hours I still need to watch so good. I
- 53:52Speaker 2: still need to watch the full director's cut. But I
- 53:54Speaker 2: don't know. He's roight like Rob Zombie. To me, I
- 53:57Speaker 2: just feel like people like to hate him because it's
- 53:59Speaker 2: fun to hate him. It's fair, and I get Rob
- 54:02Speaker 2: Zombie is not for everyone. He has a very certain aesthetic.
- 54:04Speaker 2: It's gritty, it's raw, it's kind of gross at times.
- 54:07Speaker 2: I understand it's Rob Zombie is not for everyone, and
- 54:10Speaker 2: I can understand if people don't like him from a
- 54:12Speaker 2: stylistic for like a stylistic choice for sure, But I
- 54:16Speaker 2: don't know, this movie looks really good.
- 54:18Speaker 1: Uh it's also ironic. Is people love Zack Snyder's Man
- 54:23Speaker 1: of Steel? Yeah, more so than this Superman that just
- 54:26Speaker 1: came out, And I'm like, so you're on bor Z
- 54:29Speaker 1: x Slader now or this. But but once they like
- 54:32Speaker 1: remake it, you're like, that's not my Superman. Where it's
- 54:34Speaker 1: actually more Superman. Nothing gets sex sis Superman. I thought
- 54:37Speaker 1: the dark greediness, it's fit the world he was making.
- 54:40Speaker 2: I like, yeah, I love Batman Versus Superman. That movie
- 54:43Speaker 2: is fucking awesome.
- 54:44Speaker 1: I like the directest cot Yes.
- 54:47Speaker 2: Let me specify it. Yes, I loved it so much fun.
- 54:49Speaker 1: Yeah, there are scenes in the theastcal that I liked,
- 54:52Speaker 1: but as a whole not so good. But the extended
- 54:55Speaker 1: cutage Superman is fucking amazing.
- 54:58Speaker 2: I think that was in my part of my rating,
- 55:01Speaker 2: or was that part of my review. I don't know.
- 55:02Speaker 2: I watched it a while ago. I might not have been.
- 55:04Speaker 1: My favorite Batman scene of all time in a live
- 55:07Speaker 1: action movie is from Batman Versus Superman. It's the warehouse
- 55:10Speaker 1: scene fucking balls to the walls so great, and it's
- 55:14Speaker 1: actually my favorite iteration of Batman, Ben Afflecks. Yeah, because
- 55:18Speaker 1: it's Frank Miller's Batman.
- 55:20Speaker 2: What did you call him? Bathlack mathlick no, no, or.
- 55:25Speaker 1: Bat flick, but yeah, Batman, ben Affleck. But yeah, Like
- 55:31Speaker 1: that's my favorite iteration of him because Frank Miller's Batman
- 55:34Speaker 1: was my first introduction to Batman. And it's the gritty regardless,
- 55:39Speaker 1: you know, even though he doesn't have his like kill
- 55:41Speaker 1: rule or whatever, like, it's still that the gritty, dark Batman,
- 55:44Speaker 1: brooding Batman. Yeah, And that's what Ben Affleck's Batman. That's
- 55:47Speaker 1: what Zack Snyder was giving us. Was Frank Miller's Batman.
- 55:51Speaker 2: Good?
- 55:52Speaker 1: And I think Ben Affleck nailed it.
- 55:54Speaker 2: Yeah. I love that one. But I don't know. I'm
- 55:56Speaker 2: not like one of those weird Zack Snyder fans. It's
- 55:58Speaker 2: all up on his ship. I just are you what
- 56:00Speaker 2: I do?
- 56:01Speaker 1: He making a movie.
- 56:02Speaker 2: I'm interested, So I don't know. I I like it.
- 56:05Speaker 2: I like this movie. My biggest takeaway though, is, uh,
- 56:09Speaker 2: don't trust anybody. Much like the last movie that we review,
- 56:12Speaker 2: just don't trust anybody because especially especially if zombies are present,
- 56:17Speaker 2: then then you don't trust people even more and don't
- 56:20Speaker 2: trust people with either exactly. And even uh, even in
- 56:24Speaker 2: a city of the undead who want to eat you,
- 56:27Speaker 2: human kind is still the biggest threat.
- 56:30Speaker 1: Yep. Uh.
- 56:32Speaker 2: So the ending real quick before we wrap up. That
- 56:36Speaker 2: was God that that's on a time crunch here, but
- 56:39Speaker 2: I love that whole rooftop sequence. Lily has the Alpha
- 56:43Speaker 2: Queen's head out and she is taunting the Alpha king
- 56:47Speaker 2: with it. It's so great and she's like, you know,
- 56:49Speaker 2: just go, you know. So Scott gets on the plane
- 56:51Speaker 2: with the airplane helicopter with Kate and I thought she
- 56:56Speaker 2: what I thought she was gonna do is you know,
- 56:58Speaker 2: drop it at the right moment, and but she gets
- 57:01Speaker 2: rebarbed right through the chest there, and I feel like
- 57:04Speaker 2: it's kind of speculated, even though that the bomb went
- 57:07Speaker 2: off that he was like, I'm gonna make you my
- 57:08Speaker 2: new queen, motherfucker. But then yeah, then they have to
- 57:12Speaker 2: save Kate with like nine minutes left, and the Alpha
- 57:15Speaker 2: manages to get on the helicopter where they have a scuffle,
- 57:18Speaker 2: but then he blows his head to Kingdom. Come. That
- 57:22Speaker 2: was such a great shot slow motion, I see and
- 57:25Speaker 2: maybe it's you know, my my hot not even hot.
- 57:28Speaker 2: Take Zack Snyder's movies would probably be a lot shorter
- 57:31Speaker 2: if there wasn't so much slow.
- 57:33Speaker 1: Well, ironically there was a lot.
- 57:37Speaker 2: I know, there wasn't a lot in this, but there
- 57:38Speaker 2: were some scenes where they were Yeah, I just think
- 57:40Speaker 2: that's funny.
- 57:41Speaker 1: But that's his style. He does very very like. He
- 57:44Speaker 1: does make the slow a very stylistic I.
- 57:46Speaker 2: Just I like his movies. I like his style. I
- 57:48Speaker 2: like his style. I don't know what do people want
- 57:50Speaker 2: from me other than that. I think that's all I had. Oh,
- 57:55Speaker 2: it also sounded pretty good too for being a Netflix original.
- 57:59Speaker 2: Even on my basic little system I have, I was like,
- 58:02Speaker 2: this sounds pretty fucking good. Looked good too, you know,
- 58:06Speaker 2: even because it's you know, I'm assuming it was obviously
- 58:09Speaker 2: shot in four case. I mean, the Netflix version of
- 58:12Speaker 2: it looks looks great. Honestly, definitely feels like a seventy
- 58:16Speaker 2: million dollar movie, that's for sure. That might be the
- 58:18Speaker 2: most expensive zombie movie, right, Maybe it's definitely out there.
- 58:23Speaker 2: It's one of the most expensive zombie movies ever made.
- 58:25Speaker 2: Definitely the least profitable movie, that's for fucking sure.
- 58:29Speaker 1: Even thy boat table you know, didn't do so well.
- 58:33Speaker 2: It bombed with the making money, but it sure has
- 58:36Speaker 2: a fucking great ratings. It's weird how that happens. I
- 58:40Speaker 2: don't know. I think that's all I have. Did you
- 58:43Speaker 2: have anything? Oh? No, one more thing? You go first
- 58:46Speaker 2: if you have anything else. But there's so there's one
- 58:50Speaker 2: interesting thing that I noticed this time, because what I
- 58:53Speaker 2: didn't notice the first time. Did you notice the two
- 58:58Speaker 2: there was two zombies, one of them when they when
- 59:01Speaker 2: he brought the Alpha Queen to that pool and set
- 59:04Speaker 2: her down, there was a fucking zombie with glowing blue
- 59:07Speaker 2: eyes behind him.
- 59:09Speaker 1: I did notice that, but I mean it, but but
- 59:11Speaker 1: I did notice the blue of the fetus.
- 59:15Speaker 2: Yes, so there was a zombie with blue eyes in
- 59:19Speaker 2: that scene. And then right before guz dies the blonde
- 59:22Speaker 2: haired guy and he shoot, he shoots a zombie and
- 59:25Speaker 2: his face rips apart, and you can see this kind
- 59:27Speaker 2: of bluey metallic skeleton. There's some fan theories out there
- 59:32Speaker 2: that the government had put some form of robots in
- 59:37Speaker 2: there to kind of keep an eye on things or something.
- 59:41Speaker 2: But there's there's two things with and then even the
- 59:43Speaker 2: fetus has blue so there's there's something going on that
- 59:46Speaker 2: they didn't explain that I would love to know more about,
- 59:50Speaker 2: Like is it are the blue eyed zombies the inner
- 59:53Speaker 2: species fucking fucking and having kids? Or are they or
- 59:58Speaker 2: are there just like plants of these? Is it? What
- 1:00:01Speaker 2: is it? I mean, we're right next to Area fifty one,
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: are we is this whole thing just.
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: We did get that quick like Area fifty one call though,
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: yeah in the convoy and uh yeah there's And they
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: never really specifically said aliens, so like yeah, so like
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: maybe they were hinting.
- 1:00:17Speaker 2: That it's entirely possible that this thing that they had
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: was some alien race or something like we don't know.
- 1:00:24Speaker 2: We just assumed T.
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: Shirts Snyder had a very longer version of this movie.
- 1:00:30Speaker 2: Yeah, but anyway, I kind of.
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: Shocked we didn't get a like a Snyder cut, especially
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: after being like five years.
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: But maybe maybe one day, but maybe.
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: He actually felt like it it's entirely Oh yeah, it
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: felt like it didn't feel right with even the director's cut.
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, maybe he maybe he was satisfied with with
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: this version, true, because usually director's cuts are versions that
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: are more satisfactory to the director. Yeah, or you know,
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: so maybe so maybe some things were better left, like
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: for a pacing per this is maybe that extra storyline
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: just would have made the movie absolutely boring.
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: Yeah, and especially both having your reinsert taken a taro.
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: Maybe it just would have been too much more work, right.
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: Maybe that's maybe like they spent, maybe he spent, you know,
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: spent more money on her than they were expected to
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: which they were to be fair, So maybe that's why
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: we didn't get all that.
- 1:01:18Speaker 2: But yeah, next time, if you watch this next time,
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: or just google it, just google Blue Eyed Zombies. There's
- 1:01:23Speaker 2: a little video that comes up. It's it's really interesting.
- 1:01:25Speaker 2: I wish there was. I want to know more. We
- 1:01:27Speaker 2: need a sequel. But anyways, that is all I have
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: for Army of the Dead. My review, though, because I
- 1:01:32Speaker 2: haven't done this in a while. If I didn't shamelessly
- 1:01:34Speaker 2: plug my own show on Letterbox, my review would be
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: how darre Zack Snyder make me care about two alpha
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: zombies who were in love with a baby on the
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: way bastard, I know what. When he was like hurt
- 1:01:46Speaker 2: about laying her, I was like, ah, I'm feeling for
- 1:01:49Speaker 2: a zombie.
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: Feeling I'm feeling.
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: Anyways, let's go too the final cuts. I love these survivors,
- 1:02:01Speaker 2: take all and always bet on dead fun stuff. I
- 1:02:04Speaker 2: already read this one about taking to Darrow. In the
- 1:02:07Speaker 2: opening scene, two UFOs can be seen while the convoys
- 1:02:10Speaker 2: leaving Area fifty one, Dave Fatista turn down the role
- 1:02:13Speaker 2: of peacemaker and the suicide Squad. Good job. Uh wait, no,
- 1:02:19Speaker 2: which one's the bad one?
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: Not? Twenty twenty one is James going?
- 1:02:23Speaker 2: Okay? Well, all right, so he turned down the roll
- 1:02:25Speaker 2: of peace? Wait? Yeah, the suicide Squad? Right, he came
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: out in twenty one. It doesn't feel like it, but
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: it must have.
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: No, it definitely did, because because I was with my
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: ex when the other one came out, and I'm clearly
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: not okay. So yeah, yeah, twenty one was the good one.
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: I think that was an interesting, interesting choice because he
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: might have been in the you know, he would have
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: had a show, probably, but I don't know. He might
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: not have if he didn't do as good as John Cena.
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: And in all honesty John with his Yeah, I'm not
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: upset with this at all.
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: Uh.
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: Director Zach Snyder spent a couple of years buying every
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: nineteen sixties era Canon dream lens he could find on eBay.
- 1:02:59Speaker 2: To give the film a saw organic look in contrast
- 1:03:01Speaker 2: to the harsh, apocalyptic zombie landscape in the film That
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: cost of pretty. He also spent a year before the
- 1:03:07Speaker 2: film collaborating with Red Studios and designing a custom made
- 1:03:11Speaker 2: camera lenses that combined digital camera technology with the Canon
- 1:03:14Speaker 2: dream letons. The cast had to attend a zombie boot camp,
- 1:03:20Speaker 2: mainly to learn how to handle weapons. Of them, Matthias
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: Schwolf Hoogger was already fully trained, so he had to
- 1:03:26Speaker 2: learn how to look less skilled, which.
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: Is funny because he's in the movie.
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: He's like, I don't know how he's a good Yeah,
- 1:03:33Speaker 2: I love that. He's my favorite. Teacher was the best,
- 1:03:35Speaker 2: so goofs. This is great. Las Vegas has depicted as
- 1:03:39Speaker 2: little more than the strips surrounded by open desert. The
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: rest of the city is basically absent. Handgren names do
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: not explode with a large ball of fire, as seen
- 1:03:48Speaker 2: and a few scenes during the zombie fights. They typically
- 1:03:50Speaker 2: explode in a large cloud of dust, debris, and flying
- 1:03:52Speaker 2: metal fragments. Tanaka's bodyguard locks chambers in a kitchen to
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: betray her. She sees him doing this, so he knows
- 1:04:00Speaker 2: he is dangerous and untrustworthy. She somehow escaves through a
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: window to join her colleagues she sees. She says nothing
- 1:04:07Speaker 2: about the betrayal to her boyfriend and the others to
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: warn them afore dying, when anyone would have called out
- 1:04:11Speaker 2: to warn them. I thought that was kind of funny.
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: Lily takes the gas axe cutting tools to a concrete
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: wall in order to make her escape, even though the
- 1:04:18Speaker 2: hatchlock would have been easier to cut through and much faster.
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought that was funny.
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: Yeah, like, what are you doing? And then so here
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: we go. Rated five point eight out of ten on
- 1:04:29Speaker 2: IMDb for art purposes of the Nightmare index, that would
- 1:04:33Speaker 2: be a two point nine out of five, two point
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: five out of five on Letterbox, which is just fucking criminal,
- 1:04:41Speaker 2: sixty eight percent of the Tomatometer and a seventy four
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: percent audience score. People really can't make up their goddamn
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: mind if they liked this movie or not. What excuse me?
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: What did you give this spencer four stars? Oh my god,
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: we're on a roll. You have no idea, that's an
- 1:04:55Speaker 2: I gave it four stars as well. So that is
- 1:04:57Speaker 2: yet another frightmare certified app for like six weeks in
- 1:05:01Speaker 2: a row. Now this has a wow, It's actually not bad.
- 1:05:05Speaker 2: This has a nightmare index of three point three five
- 1:05:08Speaker 2: out of five, which is sitting right in between the
- 1:05:12Speaker 2: Nesting at a two point sixty seven and the Haunting
- 1:05:15Speaker 2: at a three point sixty three. So kind of low
- 1:05:16Speaker 2: on the list, but I'm not shocked because those ratings
- 1:05:19Speaker 2: are terrible that everyone has online. The two point five
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: out of five is criminal. Similar movies according to IMDb,
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: we have Army of Thieves, Day Shift, Rebel Moon Part two,
- 1:05:30Speaker 2: then Rebel Moon Part one, and Don of the Dead
- 1:05:33Speaker 2: two thousand and four. Similar movies. According to Letterbox, we
- 1:05:36Speaker 2: have World War Z, Land of the Dead, Trained to Busan,
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: Don of the Dead two thousand and four, and all
- 1:05:42Speaker 2: of us are dead. Do you have funny reviews? I do,
- 1:05:47Speaker 2: all right. I brought more because you always steal mine,
- 1:05:50Speaker 2: so I always steal your.
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: Sy I always guarantee you we both have this one.
- 1:05:56Speaker 2: Well, hit me with it.
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: So this is a three and a half star. You
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: guys will never guess which popular nineties Irish rock hit
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: Zack Snyder chooses to end this movie with. Lol.
- 1:06:09Speaker 2: Well that's funny because mine kind of goes with that one.
- 1:06:12Speaker 2: But it's not the same one. Three stars from Sorry
- 1:06:17Speaker 2: Serrano playing Zombie by the Cranberriers is definitely not dot
- 1:06:21Speaker 2: dot A choice was brilliant.
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: I was going to choose that one, but I'm like, na,
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: that's two of the nos of the same one I did.
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: Before, exactly. So there you go. Now there's that yin
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: and yang.
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: All right, So here's one. I have three stars. I'm
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: glad Zack Snyder got back to what he's good at,
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: making dumb movies that know they're dumb instead of dumb
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: movies that think they're really smart.
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: Fair. Three stars from Jeff Boor is slow fast zombies
- 1:06:48Speaker 2: don't make sense. Whenever I get sick, I get slower,
- 1:06:51Speaker 2: not faster.
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: I read that to you. I almost chose that one too. Actually,
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: you know what we're doing.
- 1:06:55Speaker 2: We're doing We're doing good here, we're doing good.
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: Two and a half stars. Okay, the first ten minutes
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: of this begs of the question, can't RoadHead causes all
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: the outbreak?
- 1:07:05Speaker 2: Well, mine goes perfectly with that. Three and a half
- 1:07:08Speaker 2: stars from Julian and all of that just because some
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: dude wanted to blow job, all.
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: Right, My last one, Zach Sayer said, let zobies. Fuck
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: did you have that one?
- 1:07:22Speaker 2: No? I saw leok at us go all right? Last
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: one for me half star from Trigger with two ards
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: at the beginning, I don't tur okay anyways, I let
- 1:07:32Speaker 2: my dog watch this, and now I'm living outside.
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: I was gonna choose that one too. I thought that
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: was funny.
- 1:07:37Speaker 2: We did it.
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: We did it, We did a thing.
- 1:07:39Speaker 2: We fucking did it. Who look at us? Go oh man.
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- 1:08:17Speaker 2: The Dead Eyed Millennial Film Club, and One Week one
- 1:08:21Speaker 2: Week Rental as well. Next week, Corey and I will
- 1:08:25Speaker 2: be doing Trained to Bousan from twenty sixteen as our
- 1:08:29Speaker 2: international pick. This movie's fucking everywhere. It is on Netflix,
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: it is on Peacock, it is on two B, and
- 1:08:35Speaker 2: it's on Plex, so you have all the time in
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: the world to watch it. It is. We were supposed to
- 1:08:40Speaker 2: do bio Zombie next week, but it is not streaming anywhere.
- 1:08:45Speaker 2: I have a Blu ray of it, but core I'm not.
- 1:08:47Speaker 2: I'm not gonna make Corey pay twenty nine dollars for
- 1:08:49Speaker 2: the vinegar syndrome copy, so we're switching from bio Zombie too.
- 1:08:56Speaker 2: I would have bought it, but it's thirty dollars. It's
- 1:08:59Speaker 2: a lot. So I'm still gonna watch it and talk
- 1:09:01Speaker 2: about it next week in my recently watch, but we
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: had to switch to something else that was more readily available,
- 1:09:07Speaker 2: and this is everywhere. So with that, stay tuned and
- 1:09:12Speaker 2: stay spooky.