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Idiot Wind | Son of a Boy Dad #337 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: It's one of the grossest couple things.
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  Speaker 6: Like I don't think you ever hear people when people
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  Speaker 6: talk about like like, I don't think I've ever thrown
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  Speaker 6: up from seeing something gross. The closest I've ever come
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  Speaker 6: is other people throwing up because dead body.
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  Speaker 4: I have really, Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Multiple times, come on, what too? Well, neither of them
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  Speaker 6: were like it wasn't like a it wasn't like an assassination.
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  Speaker 4: It was.
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  Speaker 6: No, that's way worse. Like, No, I'm talking about like
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  Speaker 6: I'm talking about like an old person getting wheeled out
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  Speaker 6: of a home. Yeah, how do you know they were
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  Speaker 6: dead because there was an ambulance there and there was
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  Speaker 6: blanket laying over their body.
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  Speaker 4: That that is over their face. Yes, so you didn't
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  Speaker 4: even see it.
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  Speaker 6: You saw the shape. So the lump get the gist.
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  Speaker 4: So the lumps underneath that.
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  Speaker 1: Could have been like Taylor Swift getting smuggled out of it.
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  Speaker 4: Could have been all the equipment that they used to
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  Speaker 4: try to revive the person could have been.
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  Speaker 1: And they're fine ups there smoking a cigarette, enjoying life. True,
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  Speaker 1: they're not the did imagine if my neighbor did throw
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  Speaker 1: up from that?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Both times it was this.
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  Speaker 6: No, the second time it was a car accident. Oh
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  Speaker 6: my god, I was on my way to a hockey tournament.
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  Speaker 4: How did you know that there was someone dead there?
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  Speaker 6: There's a tarp over their body.
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  Speaker 4: That's definitely I'm not gonna argue that one.
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  Speaker 6: And it was not like a medical tarp. It was
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  Speaker 6: just a blue tarp that you used to like collect leaves.
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  Speaker 4: A good person passing by was trying to make some
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  Speaker 4: semblance of decency to honor the day.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it was the tarp that killed them, honestly, could
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  Speaker 1: have been those yeah, yeah, but you're not going to
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  Speaker 1: throw up some people.
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  Speaker 6: Some people.
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  Speaker 4: Both of those bodies, like I'm giving you, I'm going
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  Speaker 4: to give you half credit for both of them. I
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  Speaker 4: would accept that because both of them were concealed. I'm
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  Speaker 4: willing to accept you've never seen a fully dead body. Now.
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  Speaker 4: What I would argue is that in living in New
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  Speaker 4: York as long as we have, there was a I
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  Speaker 4: would almost say certain chance that one of the people
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  Speaker 4: we've seen sleeping on the street was dead.
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  Speaker 6: Over the was a person who I said I thought
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  Speaker 6: was dead. I never you'd never really know that, that's
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  Speaker 6: the thing. But on the side of dead, I was
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  Speaker 6: walking home from here going to Hell's Kitchen, and I
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  Speaker 6: was walking through like Times Square maybe right before it,
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  Speaker 6: right on the edge that in between between Penn Station
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  Speaker 6: and Yeah, No Man's Land, And there was a dude
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  Speaker 6: that was like, I.
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  Speaker 1: Mean, what were the telltale signs?
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  Speaker 6: There weren't a lot of signs that he was alive,
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  Speaker 6: that's for sure. They were more leaning the other direct.
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  Speaker 1: Did you give him the easy dead kick? No, you've
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  Speaker 1: got to give him the easy dead kick kick, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the easy dead kick kick him?
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  Speaker 6: Hey, hey, hey, maybe then what do you do if
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  Speaker 6: he's not awake?
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  Speaker 4: Just checking on you?
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  Speaker 1: Who do I call ghostbusters?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah? It's like, who do you even call in New York?
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  Speaker 4: No, you would probably want to call your pest service.
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  Speaker 6: This was in Times Square.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter that there. They spent a lot of
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  Speaker 4: time there. They're probably close.
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  Speaker 6: They definitely are like what do you like genuinely like
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  Speaker 6: if that if you walked by a dead body and
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  Speaker 6: you called nine one one in New York junk removal,
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  Speaker 6: like they would they would be there in like six days.
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  Speaker 6: They would like if someone will get around.
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  Speaker 1: To it, who've gotten calls? The rats will get them.
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  Speaker 6: There's a big corruption problem in this city with what
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  Speaker 6: the police.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, not junk removal.
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  Speaker 6: Junk removal could be involved, they definitely are. But the
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  Speaker 6: police situation in this city, what are you talking control thugs?
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  Speaker 6: They're thugs.
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  Speaker 4: You want to defund them?
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  Speaker 6: No, I think we need to fund them. I think
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  Speaker 6: they've got a chip on their shoulder because they got
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  Speaker 6: defunded so hard and now they're riding around in these
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  Speaker 6: like dusty old cars.
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  Speaker 1: They're riding around in like first generation electric vehicles that
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  Speaker 1: like like turn off if you don't kick your legs hard,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't pedal hard on the inside.
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  Speaker 6: Dude, those guys are flashing the siren and there's never
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  Speaker 6: an emergency like I get. That's probably my biggest pet
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  Speaker 6: peeve in the city walking and see it like watching
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  Speaker 6: start to I'm not talking about like you see a
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  Speaker 6: cop drive by and you're like, there's no fig You're
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  Speaker 6: not going anywhere. I'm talking about like watching start to
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  Speaker 6: finish them turn the sirens on, get like six cars ahead,
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  Speaker 6: and then just kill the sirens. You should go to
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  Speaker 6: jail for that.
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  Speaker 1: One time a firefighter picked me up for an event
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  Speaker 1: and he drove two miles on the shoulder of the
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  Speaker 1: belt Park oh yeah, like thick track.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, that that should be punishable to jail light.
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  Speaker 1: It was like like in between like service vehicles. So
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  Speaker 1: he had like it was the paint job, but not
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  Speaker 1: the lights.
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  Speaker 4: I think, uh huh. I don't have a problem with
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  Speaker 4: cops doing what you describe.
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  Speaker 6: Oh it's infurio.
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  Speaker 4: I don't you know. As far as I'm concerned, they
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  Speaker 4: should be allowed to go however they want to get
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  Speaker 4: where they have to go.
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  Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, no, you got to play by
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  Speaker 6: the rules.
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  Speaker 4: You're going to call them citizens when there is not
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  Speaker 4: an emergency. Are you going to say that they are
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  Speaker 4: beholden to the same rules that we.
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  Speaker 6: Are traffic rules?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Really I think so. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I think the siren. The siren is a gift, the siren.
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  Speaker 4: I think respect, I think blue lives matter. So yeah, no,
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  Speaker 4: of course I'm going to defer to police officers no
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  Speaker 4: matter what I call them. I call them off officer.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you're a rooting out corruption. I'm starting out on
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  Speaker 4: the street.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm talking about the pieces. I'm taking down plates,
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  Speaker 6: I'm writing down plates, I'm sending them to.
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  Speaker 1: The office bat and badge number.
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  Speaker 6: No, that's always bothered me though, and I got it.
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  Speaker 6: I got it bad the other day. And then I
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  Speaker 6: turned and I gave them a glance.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know what they're in the death stay?
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  Speaker 6: Really yeah, ambulance heroes.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, you know what they're rushing to do is they're
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  Speaker 1: rest front of the light. No, they're rushing to find
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  Speaker 1: a corner of a dead end street so they can
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  Speaker 1: scroll their phones. I know, I'd love to catch some
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  Speaker 1: cops on like a fucking quiet ass street, both of
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  Speaker 1: them fucking hunched over scrolling.
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  Speaker 6: It's insane when they do the fucking uh that the
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  Speaker 6: PA system. Have you ever been in that when you're
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  Speaker 6: just in traffic and they just start like they're they're
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  Speaker 6: yelling out call outs that you would yell out in
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  Speaker 6: your car by yourself, not to not speaker system blasted
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  Speaker 6: to the whole city. Come on, guys, we gotta get
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  Speaker 6: move in here. I'm in traffic. There's a cop behind us,
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  Speaker 6: just letting out like normal things that you would say
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  Speaker 6: when you're mad that you're in traffic. I like it.
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  Speaker 6: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why, but I like it.
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  Speaker 6: Guys, what are we doing?
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  Speaker 1: I was I was riding a bike down a hill,
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  Speaker 1: like going into my neighborhood on the way home, and
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  Speaker 1: there was a cop stopped that I was top signed,
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  Speaker 1: and they started rolling through the top sign and I
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  Speaker 1: slowed down and I was I was coming to the intersection.
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  Speaker 1: I just saw the lady cop and the driver's seat
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  Speaker 1: look over at me and I could read her lips
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  Speaker 1: and she was like, fucking bicycles. I was like, I'm
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  Speaker 1: yelling at I broke in no law. I wasn't like
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  Speaker 1: trying to skirt in front of her. She just saw
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  Speaker 1: me and said, fucking.
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  Speaker 6: Bi Yeah exactly. I'm telling you, we gotta fund them.
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  Speaker 6: I think there's only one way out of this. You're
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  Speaker 6: going to throw money, and it's a deep fund.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know that they're Do you know that they're
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  Speaker 1: like the enterprising cops are doing gymnastics with overtime to
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  Speaker 1: get themselves funded.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's why I'm saying. I think we just
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  Speaker 6: got a fund them.
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  Speaker 1: They're getting there. They're really rich cops out there.
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  Speaker 6: But they're working like twenty hours a day.
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  Speaker 1: There's billionaire cops out there.
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  Speaker 6: They're on the same schedule as like.
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  Speaker 4: There's a lot unless you're telling me that, like Jeff
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  Speaker 4: Bezos is a volunteery chef volunteer chef for Sheriff's Stuart
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  Speaker 4: Deputy Jesus Christ like Shack, when you found out that
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  Speaker 4: Shack was a cop or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that actually go through with that. I think so,
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  Speaker 1: like he was patrolling.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know, right cop, that's a cop that you
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  Speaker 6: set aside in the reserves.
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  Speaker 4: You know, you know who else was a cop? Ronnie Coleman,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. For the weightlifting, you've got mister Olympia
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  Speaker 4: seven or eight times. Really, yeah, that's a scary cop.
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  Speaker 4: Imagine him frisking you.
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  Speaker 6: I can't say I'm too I can't say I'm too
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  Speaker 6: surprised by that. There's a couple. There's some good jacked cops.
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  Speaker 6: It's kind of like you're either in bodybuilding or you're
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  Speaker 6: a cop.
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  Speaker 1: There's also some really fat and some really short note shape.
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  Speaker 6: That's New York that we're not funding them. You can
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  Speaker 6: see the cops over in Jersey kacked, Dwayne the Rock Johnson,
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  Speaker 6: all of them.
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  Speaker 1: Current doing the Rock Johnson because doing the Rock is Yeah, he.
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  Speaker 6: Lost a lot of weight.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not for him. Yeah, yeah, it felt like feels free.
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  Speaker 4: I just felt like that was probably a burden for him.
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  Speaker 4: To have to maintain that ridiculous frame for as long
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  Speaker 4: as he did. Yeah, that's not good on your body.
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  Speaker 6: It's a lot of calories.
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  Speaker 4: It's not good on your on your hard liver. The
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  Speaker 4: amount of protein I'm assuming that he consumes is not
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  Speaker 4: good for your It's not good for your kidneys. The
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  Speaker 4: steroids not good for your day.
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  Speaker 6: His cheat days, his cheat days are crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, do you want to tell us what day it
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  Speaker 4: is and start the podcast? Oh?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we'll cut all that.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why, but it shoe that you haven't
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  Speaker 4: done it yet.
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  Speaker 6: I got I got caught off guard. I got caught
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  Speaker 6: off guard.
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  Speaker 1: It rocks a little now never mind.
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  Speaker 6: Well we've already started. But welcome to the Son of
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  Speaker 6: a Boy Dad podcast today.
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  Speaker 1: Over there? Is it a girls store?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Big time, not a serious smoothie shop.
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  Speaker 1: This is my first time being in there. That was
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  Speaker 1: like busy business hours and it is exclusively girls in there.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, uh, and all their drinks are like bright
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  Speaker 6: I think it's a girls I think it's a girl's shop.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: Probably not? Probably not, almost definitely.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Half the restaurants are just girl coded these days. It's
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  Speaker 6: Drink.
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  Speaker 4: That's that's your men's place for Charles.
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  Speaker 4: I went last week?
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  Speaker 6: back in there.
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  Speaker 4: No, you're not, I really am. The last time I
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  Speaker 4: took you, you didn't want anything, and you didn't wear
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  Speaker 6: I wore great clothes. You were a hat? Are a
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  Speaker 6: sweater phenomena? A great sweater?
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  Speaker 4: Was it a hoodie?
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  Speaker 6: The wild? That be a sweater?
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't call. I don't call hoodie sweaters exactly.
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  Speaker 6: This was a This was a traditional sweater. Oh, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 6: traditional get.
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  Speaker 4: Up and then and you were a hat.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know if I did wear it depends on
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  Speaker 6: the season.
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  Speaker 4: My hair was your birthday? Weren't we there for your birthday?
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  Speaker 6: We were?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, was around the springtime, and I said the burger,
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: you gotta have the burger. We got to get the burger.
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: You were the only one that didn't want the burger.
• 15:30
  Speaker 6: No, I had the burger. Burger was great.
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: I think I forced you to have it.
• 15:33
  Speaker 6: It was great. The dessert was phenomenal.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: A friend of mine from out of town just got
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: me one hundred dollars gift card to UH for Charles.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Really as if I could just like go there like
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: it was all Yeah, I'll never be able.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: To use it. We'll put that towards Harry's next birthday.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna have to do that.
• 15:50
  Speaker 6: One hundred dollars at four Charles has to go quick.
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: If you don't blow up on wine, it's not it's
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: not insane there.
• 15:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, everyone can do one drink.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: If we went out to dinner with you and we
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: all drank and you didn't, would you expect us to
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: pay a different amount than you?
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: Absolutely? Really, Yeah, that's crazy.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: I think that's that's girl behavior.
• 16:16
  Speaker 6: No, it's not. But if I'm getting if I'm getting
• 16:18
  Speaker 6: like a burger and fries and you guys are doing cocktails,
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: it's the same One cocktail is the same price as
• 16:23
  Speaker 6: a burger.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: That's girl behavior, though, And you just split the bill
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: with the amount of people. If you split it at
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: all that's I mean, you honestly should be reaching for
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: it as the non drinker, be like this runs on me. Boys,
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: I haven't drank for a while, I haven't bought around
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: in a while. I'm overdue.
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: I'm overdue. I'm not do at all.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you haven't bought around, and how long.
• 16:42
  Speaker 6: I'm not drinking the right exactly?
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Buying around is it for you? It's for everybody. You
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: should be reaching for the bill, but you have alligator arms.
• 16:50
  Speaker 6: Maybe I would buy, like I would buy you guys
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: a drink if we went out to dinner one, But
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: there's no way you're telling me.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: That if we had two drinks, you would then go
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: into the bill at the end and be like, you
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: guys had one drink from me, that other one, that
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: extra eighteen dollars that's on you. Yeah, you pay one eight.
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: I think the one drink thing is still insane. If look,
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: if it was a beer, yeah, I'm glad if it's
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: an If it's a beer and I got like a
• 17:20
  Speaker 6: diet coke, I'll split the bill. But I know you
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: guys aren't drinking beers.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: You're gonna that is now you're talking about a difference
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: of nine bucks.
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: Nine bucks is stacking though it's adding up quick. You
• 17:33
  Speaker 6: gotta stand down.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: You got to st Charles. You're not going to have
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: like a cheap night out.
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: Well, I'm going for a burger and fries.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not. You're not.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: Though there's a steak. Maybe I didn't want the steak.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: I don't want the steak. I don't want I just
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: want the burger, and you got the steak much more
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: expensive in the booze. So we're honoring you with what
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: you wanted, which is the forty eight ounce filet strip.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: I think I sixty dollars. I think that's a good
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: point because it is like a sharing. It's a sharing.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, you can have some of the ice cubes
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: or something like that. You can have like part of
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: what takes up the glass.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: As a guy, you can't be mathing out like that.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: You can't be like, well, who had what?
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: You can't do that. It's not a good look.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: It just betrays what it is to be a man.
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean you guys it. Yeah. I don't really
• 18:27
  Speaker 6: have anything else to say about this, just an absurdly
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: dumb conversation.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: No, I thought that that was actually compelling you just
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: got checkmated badly.
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: I mean, we're talking about a scenario where we're going
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: out to dinner and you guys are dropping like two
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: hundred bones on drinks, and I'm chipping in for some
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: strange reason. No, I'll split the steak. I'll pay I'll
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: pay for the whole goddamn steak. At least I'm getting
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: a slice.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you pay for the whole steak and then
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: we pay for the whole drinks.
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I would do that. That would be more I
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: would be so much more likely to do that. This
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: would be like if I bought like a video game,
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: and I was like, you guys chipping in?
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: No, No, it would be like if we all went
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: to best Buy and like he got like a GoPro,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: I got a ring camera, and you got a bunch
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: of video games and we're like, okay, the video games
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: are more, but like we'll all split it up evenly.
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, why would we ever split that up?
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: Even I just don't think three. I don't think this
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: is right technology at all, because we're not experiencing all
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: of that together.
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: But we would be experienced.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: If I'm passing you around, you know, I don't even
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: want to. Now you've made me hate the conversation.
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: Well, then let's.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Move on we go.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: Who about who'd you go to Four Charles with three
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: of my buddies, Greg, Wiley and David?
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: How'd you get the reservation?
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: My buddy Bow?
• 19:50
  Speaker 6: What the hell?
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: I'm not even lying. I have a friend named bo
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: as well, I believe, but I think he spells it
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: differently from here.
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he the more traditional friend.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: Dude, I am speaking of money. I have something that's
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: really hard for me to figure out what to do,
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: and I want you guys to weigh in. Okay, yesterday
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: a guy reached out to me, uh and offered me
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: money in exchange for photographs of my feet.
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: We've all been there.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: I don't know what to do. How much money he
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: started it? Two hundred dollars.
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: And then you started like a bidding war.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: Well, I started asking people what I should do.
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: You were like, the socks aren't even coming off for
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: two hundred.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: And you literally, here's my super insulting here's my problem
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: my feet. This guy doesn't know what he's getting himself into.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Honestly, they're like a penis.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: I walk around barefoot a lot. I played soccer my
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: whole growing up my feet or beat the ship? Have
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: you seen lebrons some people have for that? Imagine white,
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: that's my soul. I don't think so. I don't want to, like,
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: you know, hurt my market here, but I just feel
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: that this guy would be very dissatisfied if he bought
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: photos of my feet.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: And now your feet are like Cardi B's nipples. There's like,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: strangely a market for them.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: Maybe, so my feet are beat to hell, man, they
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: are beat.
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: What did you get the price up to?
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: I think well, I didn't say a counter. I was like,
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: let me figure out what to do here, let me
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: ask I need to I need to figure out where
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: I stand on this. So the question is all right,
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: First of all, would you guys judge me if I
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: did that? Is that weird?
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Of course?
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: Is that a weird thing?
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Of course it is? But I mean I still want
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: you to do it, but I would judge you. But
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: I also I would judge you way harder if you
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: gave it up for like two hundred bucks.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: So the more money I make, the more the more
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: you have to say. I get why he did that.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Yes, I have a buddy that did this, and he
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: we were all way more poor at the time, way
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: more broke at the time, and he would go to
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: the guy's house to have the pictures taken in person.
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: He's crazy, that's I need. At least I'm not playing
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: away three hundred dollars.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: That he was getting a thousand. He was getting a
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: thousand to pop up at this dude's house and get
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: pictures of his feet.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: Terry, First of all, it has nothing to do with
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: the selling your soul. It's the actual travel of going
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: to the house. It couldn't be It could be for anything.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: I don't think you're doing every three hundred.
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: Bucks now sitting down and like, how do you break
• 22:37
  Speaker 6: into that conversation? Because it's got it. You got to
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: knock on the door. Hey, how's it going.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: It's the small talk of like a dealer, Yeah, you
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: got anything to drink? See this game?
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: And we pop those shoes off.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: How's the foot market these times? So you know, I
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: was like, I was kind of torn because on one hand,
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: I was like, this is weird and gross, and I
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: don't know, I'm not like a I don't want a
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: kink of shame or whatever. But then on the other hand,
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: I was like, but First of all, my feet are
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: the most asexual part of my entire body. To you,
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: I don't give a flying fuck sez my feet and uh,
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: you know, far be it for me to if someone
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: wants to give me real money for it, Like, would
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: it make a difference if a woman were paying yes
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: to photographs on my feet?
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Yes, now you're clicking in homosexuality, If a man does this.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: Why is he Why does it even necessarily mean that
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: he's gay? He may see feet and not need to
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: know to whom they belong.
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: He might just be curious.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: No, he.
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: Could be like, he's got big ass shoes. Let me
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: get a look at what's under them, you know, let
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: me see what's under them?
• 23:52
  Speaker 10: Dude.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: When I think about the conversation we had about what's
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: it called the thing?
• 23:59
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Is it?
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: Peoti? No?
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Hayn?
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: Uh? Where you make the videos for people individually? That
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: oh cameo cameo? Right? You were like, no, you don't
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: want to do cameo. It's too much work, bro, fucking Yeah. Bang,
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: here you go for four hundred bucks.
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah you kidding me?
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: I could do fifty of those a day.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, But you could also have it on
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: a subscription service where fifty people pay for the same
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: picture instead of you individuals sending them out.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: Now we're really talking like.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Foot finder or fucking uh. I mean just only fans
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: for your feet. I think if you want to go
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: that route and like sell your soul to the devil, yeah.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: I guess so would I'd be making like, you know,
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: individual sort of puppets for each toe or something like that.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: Is there some way to like tread how do you
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: keep it by your feet exact? Yeah? I mean i'd
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: have to probably start getting pedicures, right, do something to
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: make them out.
• 24:59
  Speaker 6: I think some peop will want just the straight foot,
• 25:02
  Speaker 6: just the raw.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: It's like the Japanese businessman who wants to use underwear.
• 25:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly. You don't want to clean, you don't want
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: to just smell tide. Yeah, you want to get some asks.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: You want some funk, like a cheesy yeah.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: So I was totally torn. I was like, this is
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: kind of weird, and I don't know, I'm not I'm
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: not somebody who wants to commodify my only my body
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: for the sexual desires of others. But then on the
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: other hand, I was like, I don't give a flying
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: fuck about my feet.
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: My only worry would be the leaks. What are you
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: gonna do when it gets out?
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, that's why I'm getting ahead of it, right.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: I haven't done this yet, i haven't made any decision
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: on it. I'm just coming forward and be like, this
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: is what I'm thinking. I'd almost be curious to hear
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: what people have to say. Well, I mean, I'm sure
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: half the audience maybe more would judge us me.
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: He's a good marketing plan, but bringing attention to it
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: before you even get in it.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: Let's just say that I'm gonna be.
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: A line of people waiting to get those.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Pre sale only.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: Well, but I've also said already that my feet or
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: beat the hell.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, which is also like I could be yourself.
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know what it's like, So that could
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: be like a convict. That could be like another reason to.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Buy, or lower's expectations because and then when people get there,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: they're like, oh, that's actually not that bad. Yeah.
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: I worry all these are perfect.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: I worry that this is a slippery slope.
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: Probably.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: I worry that this is how it starts. And then
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: he's like, here's two grand send me a picture of yourself. Yeah, shirtless,
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: Send me the cop here's fifteen grand Send me a
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: picture of yourself jerking off.
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: Next thing, you know, you're canceling weekends. I don't. Yeah,
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: why am I going on the road.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Well, he did the right thing. He he messaged me
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: right as the one PM slate of games ended, and
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: I did not do particularly well.
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: Smart man. I was like, go leo, yeah, take that
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: four hundred. Throw it on.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Isn't there a story about some college basketball players that
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: started sending pictures to somebody and this exact slippery slope happened,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: and like eventually the person like had pictures and they
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: were sending them as blackmail and then they were like, okay,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I need to see you fucking a dude. Or also
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: I'm going to put out these like first group of pictures.
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: I believe that is the plot of Vandal, that TV.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: Show American Vandal, right, American, they're drawing pictures.
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: That was the first one. Yeah, but the second season
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: I didn't watch the second season. Second season is all
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: about that. M it's actually like pretty much word for
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: a word of that. Anyway, it's banger. That show was good.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: The first season was that first season was great, really good.
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: They stopped making it. It was so good.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: You could see how that concept might get a little tired.
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: Great show.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was really well done.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Oh he was blackmailed by a coach on his own team,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: someone close that. Oh my god.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: Well anyway copt so SaaS yes or no, be honest,
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: should I do that or no?
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: I mean that's up to you.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: Well, I know, but Runs already admitted he with Jeffany,
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: which definitely puts a little bit.
• 28:11
  Speaker 6: I don't think I would care at all, Like if
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: you if I found out you were doing that, and
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: if I found out you were like getting into it,
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: it would not move the needle for me.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: It's too good of gossip. Like I went through with
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: my other friend, Like nobody was like, oh this guy
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: is like we we still love him and like, but
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: it's just like too good, like as soon as he leaves, Like.
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't think, like I think genuinely like it'll
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: if it became a thing where everyone was like, oh yeah,
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: Francis helots of his feet. I feel like people would
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: be coming up to me being like you know Francis,
• 28:41
  Speaker 6: and I'd be like, oh, yeah, he's been doing that
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: for years. Like I don't get.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: You've seen his house. I don't know if you're aware
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: of this, but uh, you have like a.
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: Massive statue of a foot.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: He's paying for his daughter's medical schools. Turns out she's
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: gonna be a po diatrish to honor how she got there.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: It would be the best honor. But I do think
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: it would be funny to just see what that world
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: was like. And so you could kind of be like, no,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: I'm doing it as like I'm an undercover journalist. You know,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: you could do the mental gymnastics and be like I'm
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: writing a blog about this when in reality, like are
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: just trying to get like your two hungy.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I think if you're gonna do it,
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: you got to own it a little bit. I don't
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: love people that kind of try to dip a.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Toe that's their achilles, you.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: Know, Bunyan intended. Yeah, I don't. Uh yeah, you know, we.
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: Either got to commit or you can't intere out.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Well, then you're gonna need to demand to see the
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: guy contributing the a printed photo of your You need
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: to see that, because then either you're in or you're out,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Like if this guy's not beating off to it and
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: He's just like wants it for his medical journal. Not
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: cool man. He needs to be coming to me.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: That is a receipt I do not need to see.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: I'm afraid just one folded up picture.
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: Sure, I want to get in the game, brother, But
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: it is the case that if tributes are at them
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: at my feet and they all got out there and
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: everyone found out, I just think that I'm in.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: A career where I would laugh.
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: I know, but I think I got it in like
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: a weird, like a real way. It was like it
• 30:18
  Speaker 6: was on like Reddit. People were like, Francis, look at
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: Francis's feet.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: It was like, yeah, my feet.
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: I'm not talking about Bartool, I'm talking about other foot
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: admirers are like, wow, great set.
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: Well that is that is a problem. If it did
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: turn out that I had incredibly valuable feet, then I
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: would be annoyed that everyone was looking at them without
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: me collecting.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd have to start copyright king, put a watermark
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: on it.
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Ellis's toes.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: At Ellis's toes, these are clearly AI. They don't have
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: my mole on my left big toe.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: And or you just put a only fans just like
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: if you want to sexualize yourself.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: I don't though that swear why not?
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: What's your what's your thing against sexual just the judgment.
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: Feel like I've seen people who have got him, who've
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: been like, I'm starting an only fans for for my feet.
• 31:09
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna do it for my feet, and then within
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: a month they're posting pussy. Yeah it's it's a slippery.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Slow Yeah, it's money is amazing, right.
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, They're like, they're paying this much for my feet.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: As what my butt hoole gets.
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, less.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: It's like strippers being like, no, we can't do that here,
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: but come into the back room. Yeah you have ten
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: thousand dollars. I'll come over as soon as I'm done.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: What's the price tag? Then as soon as I.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: Man, I don't know.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: It's it's almost like not so much the price as
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: it is the fact. Well, you guys have indicated Roan specifically,
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: and I trust your judgment a lot more than I
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: trust Harry's that this is something that would affect your
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: view of me. And if that's true, then I probably
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: need to be a little more awake to the fact
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: that this is a bad idea.
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: I think you just got to find something that you want,
• 32:02
  Speaker 6: and then you got to divide that into how many
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: foot pictures? Feet pictures?
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: This would be? Well, I want to I mean I
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: always want something.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Like just why don't you just have it? Be like
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: a sugar baby. You just have like be like, oh,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: I want a Montclair best, here's my feet, my foot dad,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: and just do head to head. Not even like the amount,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: the pacooniary amount, but just the actual.
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: Item ends and it includes next day shipping. Yeah, free
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: five to seven bowls.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: No carner shit, either's no like payment in.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: A dude, I could, I could if he spread the
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: word or somehow. Based on this podcast, more and more
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: people reached out. By the way, I hit up Danny
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: Jackal about this because I know she's in the game.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: What and yeah, dude, she's open about that. She like
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: blurs her feet on her photo posts.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: But don't don't people do that as a joke?
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: Oh maybe then maybe I'm wrong.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: I thought people do that like or I don't know.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: I thought that's why she did that.
• 33:05
  Speaker 6: Oh, I don't know. I have no clue. I'm not
• 33:07
  Speaker 6: in I'm not. It's looking at me like I'm a
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: part of the community.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but if it was sasas just being
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: like seeing I gotta seem like, just take your shoes off,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: it's not.
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, if you're not gonna do it for money,
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: just do it for free.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: But if somehow it did turn out that I was like,
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: you know, fucking king of this ship, just the arch
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: manning of.
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: Arch manning. Yeah, a good example to use anymore, the
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: arch part I see, of course too slow. I'm in
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: ball mode.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: You had your shoes off though, Yeah, you've had the
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: you've had the I don't want to point to wins
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: just so I want you to be able to scrub the.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: Internetah, let's delete that episode.
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we'll have to wipe it.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: But there was an episode where you had those and
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: I thought they looked nice.
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: No, they're not great. They're beaked out people.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: You've gotten comments.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: No, it's usually like I keep my socks on to
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: make love, to.
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: Make love, my socks don't come off. Ever, I'm the
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: same way, like, there's no need to get the socks off.
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: My feet are just are repulsive. I get disgusting there.
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: Well wait, just they're they're nasty.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: Roast Yours are probably worse than mine.
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: No, they're not mine. Aren't beat up at all.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: She barely touched the ground, saying smooth.
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: As all hell. Like, I can't walk like you were
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: walking over with someone and you're like walking with no
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: shoes on. And then there's like rocks and they're just
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: clearing the rocks with no problem.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm so. My whole body reacts if I touch one.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Shoulders are exactly same. It's so painful.
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, some people can just steam roll right over them.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Not me, brother, not me. Sad to say, it's a
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: it's an interesting topic though.
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: You do build up callouses. I always thought that that
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: would be a cool superpower is to have built up
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: so much callous is on my feet that I can
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: walk across the country without eating shoes.
• 35:16
  Speaker 6: That would be sick.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: That almost killed Posner. You know, he tried to walk
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: across the country. He got bit by a snake.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: Was he barefoot?
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: No, not even and he still almost died just walking.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: Are you talking about Mike Postman?
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: Cooler than me, guy, Wow, journeyman.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: He got bit by a snake in like Arizona or something.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: He had a walking staff and everything.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a shame if he almost made it. He
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: had a walking he had a walking staff and everything.
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: Oh man, I uh, I feel like we got to
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: talk a little ball.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: Let's talk ball.
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: There was a lot and that went down yesterday.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's talkball.
• 35:57
  Speaker 6: You need to do this.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: You don't have to talk ball. What do you mean,
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: guys are I feel I feel a little bit like
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: now you guys are are saving it, sequestering ball from me.
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: It's being saved.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: I like to be present while you guys are talking about.
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: You know, we have another show now, right?
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I seem to recall that we used to do
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: the entire thing parlay altogether or whatever anymore. No, that's okay.
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: Have you on as a guest though?
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Would you like to?
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: No, you know what?
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Or you could be part of the parlay? I mean
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: it's just a week.
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: I would say that my days at barstool a numbered
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: with this growing foot thing that I got going on.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: And I don't want to join a new show only
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: to leave in three weeks when you know, fucking.
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: The foot money comes knocking top of the.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Patreons when you're having a soiree for your feet. Yeah,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: and that's the football season.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: I don't want anyone to look at me from the
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: waist up ever again is really kind of what I'm
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: getting to.
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: You're only just a just just the knees and below.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, did giants suck last night?
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: Though?
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Did you want that, your precious giants?
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: No?
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: I didn't watch that. The only thing I really watched
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: was I kept half an eye on the red zone
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: and I know that the Eagles game was beyond belief.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: It was awesome, as well as the Packers game. There
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: were some crazy factors.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Watch broad watch Big Time one loss. No, they're not
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: that bad though, the Browns aren't that bad. Yeah, you're right. Wait,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: who was talking about that HBO show track task? Yeahs
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, I talked about it?
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: Watch it. Yeah, I didn't watch last night.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: I didn't watch last night.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: I watched watched.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: I watched the first episode and I really enjoyed it
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: until the last five minutes, when I was like, and
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say what happened, but I was completely
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: taken out of it by a horrible, unrealistic decision made
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: by the characters that's going to obviously shape the series,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: and it completely to du with the Beard.
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: Because I'm not I'm having a hard time fucking with
• 37:52
  Speaker 6: that guy.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: With him, like a real Philly dude.
• 37:55
  Speaker 6: There's a dude in this there's a dude in the
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: third episode that you guys are gonna like, yeah, yeah,
• 37:59
  Speaker 6: he's the man.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: I like to hear that. But there was just something
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: that happens that the thing that happens that is obviously
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: what the whole series is going to be about. At
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: the end of the first episode, I'm like, what the
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: fuck is this? This is this would not have happened.
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: I can't remember what happened at the end of the
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: first episode.
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: I will say I didn't like the first episode. First episode,
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: I was like, I was having a very hard time
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: getting into it.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: It was on fraud Watch.
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: He was on fraud Watch big time. Second two I loved.
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't say it like, it's not no mayor of
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: East Town.
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: All right, spoiler skip fifteen seconds if you haven't watched
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: and you want to about the kid, Yeah, okay.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Takes me out of it completely, Like why the fuck
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: they They could have done a million other things other
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: than the one thing that will obviously lead to catastrophe.
• 38:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they could take a million panicked.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: No, but that's not what you do, and you panic,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: You don't make things way harder for yourself when you
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: panic in that way. And they just showed how they
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: panicked in ten other ways in that scene, and none
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: of them were this Like.
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: In Breaking Bad, that happens and they killed the kid.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: Well, he doesn't adopt him, basically, Yeah, it just kills him.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: Not and Not are not the heroes. The idea here
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: is that this guy is the protagonist, is supposed to
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: be sort of an anti hero, and you soften his
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: character by having him be incapable of marooning a young
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: child at a house where he killed.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Is it just me? Or are these main characters based
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: on Tim Butterley and Mike Rainey.
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna need you boys to catch up on three
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: before we have to continued this com.
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: Did you watch all three episodes last night? No? Oh
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: you had?
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: I started it last week, Yeah, and I watched after
• 39:36
  Speaker 6: the Yeah.
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: I'm giving it good marks. I mean, is it as
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: good as Mayorvastown? I think it's too early, But.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: They also are going way too hard on being like, hey,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: this is what philography I'm having.
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: I think there's a scene last night where like a
• 39:53
  Speaker 6: guy opens his phone and it's just he just shows
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: the Flyers logo for like a good like thirty second
• 39:59
  Speaker 6: just stands still on it.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a little bit. It's not like this is like
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: caricatured version of what so.
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: Was Mayor of Easttown. The accents in that show were insane.
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: That's in Pennsylvania too, right, Yeah, Central Pa.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: No, it's not the same area. Oh, it's supposed to
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: be have yourtown.
• 40:17
  Speaker 6: I think interesting.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: But speaking of Philly, I'll be in Philly. Uh not
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: this weekend but the following weekend at Helium, and tickets
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: are pretty much almost gone, so get your tickets. Fourth
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: October fifth, Yeah, October fourth to the sixth punch Up
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: Dot Live Slash Francis.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Elis Banger, I'm fucking there, bro, and.
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: Then San Diego after that, which I'm excited.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: San Diago, I'm going to I'm going to the Renaissance
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Fair during the day, one of those days, but maybe
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: that night I'll make it down.
• 40:48
  Speaker 6: In the Renaissance. Yeah, I love that.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: What was the last time you boys hit a run?
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: Never?
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: Never?
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Francis you ever gone?
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: I've stated at Renaissance and the Renaissance in what are
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: we talking about?
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Renaissance where everybody dresses up like a medieval night and
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: there's like, uh, like theater girls with their titties out,
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: like drinking flashes of beer and stuff.
• 41:13
  Speaker 6: No, I've never been one of those when you why
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: are you gone just for fun?
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Bring the children nice, bring the freaking children.
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: Got to get the kids out.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: There are there things that you won't take them to
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: yet because you just say it's not even worth it,
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: because they.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Won't nothing, nothing has been worth it. But I've taken
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: them to fucking everything, multiple zoo trips, multiple aquarium trips,
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Renaissance fairs, fucking baseball games, fucking botanical gardens, no Birds games,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: no Birds games. Yes, it's not worth it. They won't understand.
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: Ready for that response.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Shamefully, I actually have to get ahead of this because
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: it's going to get out the wrong way. I took
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: them to their first baseball game this weekend, and I
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: couldn't go down to Philly for it, and I wanted
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: to be a game I didn't care about, and so
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: I took him to a Mets Nationals game as a
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: as a Phillies fan, and I was like, I won't
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: even count, Like I'm not even really gonna barely sit
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: in my seat. It's like, no one will know this
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: was their first game. And then fucking Clem just comes
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: walking up to me like, oh no, I was trying
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: to sweep it under the rug. And he's obviously gonna
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: put me on front Street against me. He's gonna expose
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: me in my secrets of taking my kids to their
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: first game. So so shameful of me to go to
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: a Mets game for the first game. But at least
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: the Metal.
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: Loss are the Are the Birds playing in New York
• 42:35
  Speaker 6: anytime soon?
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: I think they played the Giants this year. I'm not
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: sure when. While you're trying to go no, no, not
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: at all. Maybe we go to the Eagles game on Sunday.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: Oh that's a fun idea. You don't want to do that.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: I don't like.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: I'm not I don't know what it is. At some
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: point in my life, I just got completely over the
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: idea of going to live sporting events at all.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Any of them. ID at the Celtics games.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: That's the one thing I will travel for.
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: Really, I would say I would still. I want to
• 43:06
  Speaker 6: go to a hockey game real bad.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: This is to a Ranger game. My godfather's tickets.
• 43:12
  Speaker 6: I would love to go to that Bruins.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, we'll go to Bruins.
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, not that even even not not that I'm even
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: like a bigger for Charles.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: Oh we can, Oh we might be able to get
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: we could all go to a hockey game.
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, four trials and then the Rangers, Rangers, Rangers, Bruins, Rangers.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: Be.
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: He's got to catch a Flyers game soon too.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: I mean that's where that's when you're a little kid.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: That's where like the hot moms are at the Flyers games,
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: working around the concourse.
• 43:39
  Speaker 6: Giving those tickets out for free. Who do you think
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: of the stadium?
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: Do you think that the women of Philadelphia are beautiful women?
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: Is it a beautiful women's city?
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: I think that at the Flyers game it is. That's
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: more of a South Jersey crowd. I think. I think
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Philadelphia does themselves no favors with their dedication to like
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: workout pants and sports gear, you know what I mean,
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Like everybody's in yoga pants in a Phillies jersey, in
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: the Eagles hat. But I don't matter where you are.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: I like, I mean, yoga pants are great. I don't know,
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: I don't have an issue with that. That can be
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: pretty cute. I guess the question would be like, do
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: you think all right New York LA. I would even
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: throw Phoenix in there, like Scottsdale women are great looking.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Well, this is people that these are places where people
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: flock to. People like like the best looking girl from
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Iowa goes to Los Angeles. The best looking girl from
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Iowa does not go to Philadelphia.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: Chicago has beautiful women, I would say they have.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Every city in the Midwest feeds to Chicago.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: True. Then you get into on the other side of
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: the spectrum, places like Milwaukee. You're not finding a wife,
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: you're finding a protect.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: I was just in that's a word.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: Who will Who will answer the door in the middle
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: of the night. I got a favorite. Let me get
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: this one. It's my turn. This is why I do
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: cross fit, this is why I shoot three days a
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: week at the range. But you'll be wake up to
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: just hearing her cock the shotgun. Go back to sleep,
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: Go back to sleep.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: It'll be warm coming up next to her, you know
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: what I mean?
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, small spooning, Yeah, yeah, for sure.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: You'll be by when it's time for like couples jugging competitions.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: You guys are going to dominate.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, you don't fuck her. She fucks you, yea. Uh,
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: there's something comforting in that.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, she'll make the broadworst disappear.
• 45:45
  Speaker 6: Did you know in Wisconsin you can drink if you're
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: like sixteen out in public, if you're like with someone
• 45:52
  Speaker 6: over twenty one.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: As it should be.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: That doesn't sound right to.
• 45:55
  Speaker 6: Me, I think it is. Isn't that weird?
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: I thought?
• 45:57
  Speaker 6: I thought, Yeah, my parents, Holy shit, Yeah, I went
• 46:03
  Speaker 6: to a So I went to a bar in Wisconsin
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  Speaker 6: with my parents and they wouldn't let me drink. And
• 46:08
  Speaker 6: I was like, I was eighteen. I was like, are
• 46:10
  Speaker 6: you kidding me?
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 46:12
  Speaker 6: I was like, you're not gonna let me drink? And
• 46:14
  Speaker 6: They're like no. And I was like, I would say,
• 46:17
  Speaker 6: why drink at home? What do we talk?
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: What?
• 46:18
  Speaker 7: Not?
• 46:19
  Speaker 6: Here? They wouldn't let me.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, I forgot that.
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: You're wait, what do you talk? That doesn't make any sense.
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: They wouldn't let me drink, but you and you're saying
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: that's against their rule.
• 46:28
  Speaker 6: That's the rule in Wisconsins. I was allowed to.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: So in eighteen, you knew the law and you went
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: to a bar with your par It's like a restaurant, mom, Dad, yeah,
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: I was like, can I get a humor me?
• 46:38
  Speaker 6: I was like can I get a beer? And they
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: were like no.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Why do you even ask them?
• 46:41
  Speaker 6: Because I think they I think you need your parents' permission,
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: with like a what sign?
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: Oh your parents wouldn't let you drink? Yes? I thought
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: you meant the bar wouldn't let you.
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: No, I'm sorry, Oh yeah, I should have clarified that.
• 46:53
  Speaker 6: No am. My parents were like.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: That's on me. This has happened so many times that
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: at some point I have to assume it's my fault.
• 46:58
  Speaker 6: Oh, I don't know that.
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: I just have the completely wrong understanding of what you said.
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I'll take this, I'll wear this one.
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: I just remember being very mad that they wouldn't let
• 47:08
  Speaker 6: me get it.
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  Speaker 1: Why couldn't you just go walk right up to the
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: bar and be like, here's my fucking high school junior,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I d let me drink.
• 47:14
  Speaker 6: Because I think they're's pretty strict on like there, it's
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: got to be someone that's got to be saying they're
• 47:18
  Speaker 6: allowed to have a drink.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Interesting.
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: It also depends on the restaurant, I believe too, like
• 47:24
  Speaker 6: they it's there, it's up to them. They could also
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: not serve you.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Wisconsin's definitely the capital of a turtleneck under a crew neck.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, in the entire world.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Turtleneck crew neck. Mom and dad are tying on ten
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: beers juniors, tying on eight juniors.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: Driving turtleneck under crew neck sounds like a guy who's
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: gonna go perform a very clean hit on someone. Yeah,
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean? I see like a guy
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: with a military haircut who has got gloves on, like
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: surgical gloves, and is about to go wrap up a
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: body in them. Yeah, fucking did Have you seen the
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  Speaker 4: movie Michael.
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  Speaker 1: Myers, George Clooney Clayton.
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: Of course, it's a great movie. That hit they perform
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: on the guy Clayton, and that that team that goes
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: in there, they wrap him up in the carpet. You know,
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: those guys knew what the fuck they were doing.
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: The carpet roll up is smart.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I tried to muscle through this
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: weekend the accountant too.
• 48:25
  Speaker 6: I heard it was bad.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: It's buns, really, it's absolute.
• 48:29
  Speaker 6: I heard it's like a different movie.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: It's not similar at all. It's like tries to be
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: cute and kitchy and leans into him being like a
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: hot autistic Yeah, way too much.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: That's tough.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Do hot guys ever have autism? I'm sure, Zach, Yeah,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: but he became he was laid on set hot, like
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: guys who are born hot. Like, did they ever have autism?
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I'm sure I would think so.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Like, what's an example. I don't know.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: There were times when Elon wasn't that bad of a looking.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Come on, come on, that's hard to actual hot guys
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: that have autism. Huh, prison break guy, that guy's autist.
• 49:18
  Speaker 6: I just feel like he's got a little Channing Tatum
• 49:20
  Speaker 6: in them.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean if Chanitatum had it. But uh, did
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: you guys hear yesterday that Trump was like healing the
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: vaccines or he was like today like we have a
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: big announcement tomorrow, but we're gonna beat autism.
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: He said they found the cure.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he found they found what caused it, and we're
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: gonna announce it. And they said one in twelve boys
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: are being diagnosed with it and one in twenty girls
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: are being diagnosed with it. And it's like, what percentage
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: of guys are hot? Because on Giggly Squad they said
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: only four percent of guys are actually hot for healing.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: Whoa, You've done a lot of research on this. I
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: did not expect this wave of data.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: I know you had evidence, Yeah, this is all databased evidence.
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: Were you listening to Giggly Squad?
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: Do I miss?
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: By the way, Stephen Chay sent me a clip from
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: their thing where they were coming up with like the
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: five best looking redheaded people of all time and they
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: couldn't they couldn't finish a list of five, and so
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: they started throwing my name around. I mean, and it
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: was really nice. But that is first of all, insane,
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: and also secondly such a sad reality about how ugly
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: redheaded people.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Are, specifically men.
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: There are such stunning redheaded women, but redheaded men. Oh man.
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: I try not to associate as much as I can.
• 50:46
  Speaker 6: That's why we're telling you got to go with the
• 50:48
  Speaker 6: jet black. Jet black would be such a game.
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: Well, it's also why I shaved all the hair on
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: my feet.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Where you die the hair on your feet? Jet black?
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: People don't know, like, wait a second, his skin is opaque.
• 51:03
  Speaker 6: Actually that's a great idea.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, have the hair of a brunette.
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, one whatever brunette together.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's sneaky as hell until the until you start
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: sweating under the photo lights and the die starts running
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: down your foot like Rudy Giuliani. It's like a stripe
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: of hair dye going down your face. They really said
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: only four percent of all men are hot.
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna start taking photos of my feet next to
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: like items around the house that will provide a size contrast. Yeah,
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: like a can of pringles, just a regular TV remote, yeah,
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: whatever it may be.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: They really should sell like tiny cans of pringles just
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: so they can like, no, no, not shody ones they go.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, like that look like a full like how instar?
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: How in how in twenty four?
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: Chipper?
• 51:59
  Speaker 6: You know there's three different.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Sizes you just gave yourself away, brother.
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: West Side, we do it like this, Oh my bad?
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Three Oh yes.
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: There's the mini's the one that's like this, and then
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: there's the one that's like half and then there's the
• 52:18
  Speaker 6: full tank.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm saying one should be that it should
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: look like the tall one and have oh I see
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: to kind of some man can live about their like.
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: That photo of the dude with the bud light. Can
• 52:32
  Speaker 6: you're in that one?
• 52:33
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  Speaker 1: the Eagles Eagles game was sick.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: The Patriots suck ass.
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  Speaker 6: Patriots are just disgrace to the league, cheeks, disgrace to
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  Speaker 6: He's a Raider. Yeah, as am I.
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  Speaker 1: Raiders suck too, What are you talking about? The Raiders
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  Speaker 1: have got fucking dummy.
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  Speaker 6: The Patriots are really like just it's not even like
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• 58:48
  Speaker 6: and we're just awful.
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  Speaker 1: Rabel, Rabel maybe one of these.
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  Speaker 6: I'm starting to wonder about Rabel. I'm starting to I mean,
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  Speaker 6: Josh McDaniels, I've definitely.
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  Speaker 1: He was never he was never the answer.
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  Speaker 6: No, got to get rid of him.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: He was. You could get rid of him right now.
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  Speaker 6: I bought in. I bought in on the McDaniels train.
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  Speaker 1: Shouldn't have did that.
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  Speaker 6: Got to get rid of him. Ramandre Stevenson shouldn't even
• 59:11
  Speaker 6: I mean.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Two fumbles inexcusable, inexcusable.
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  Speaker 6: I don't want attraction him too hard.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: Let's just go with Travon Anderson more right.
• 59:20
  Speaker 6: You'd expect that's to use our best, our best running back,
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  Speaker 6: but we choose to us our two worst.
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  Speaker 6: Until he fumbled. Yeah, he hit a fumble yesterday too, right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Do you think the Colts are legit? Yeah? Really I do.
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  Speaker 6: I think Daniel Jones wants MVP, and I think he
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  Speaker 1: That would be awesome.
• 59:41
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• 59:44
  Speaker 6: I think it just goes to show how bad the Giant.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's won twice, but that was fifteen years ago. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it was like, and they've been the worst team in
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  Speaker 6: Almost? Yeah, it's like a battle between them and the
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  Speaker 1: I think it starts with they're saying the owner's like
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  Speaker 6: It's not a good look. They wait to see what
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  Speaker 6: Scatibo does when he gets out of there.
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  Speaker 1: Scatibo looks sick, you do.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: He looks really good. It looks like McCaffrey.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: He's a rowdy boy.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 6: Oh that backflip into the wave.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hell, they have a rowdy white new running back.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: Well, I know Scott camp scattaboy.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, bet score.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: He just got like a thick ass.
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• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: Where did he play Arizona State. He's like the type
• 1:01:17
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• 1:01:19
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• 1:01:20
  Speaker 6: Oh absolutely.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he ever even did that at
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: Arizona State, but I could see it, or like a
• 1:01:24
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• 1:01:27
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• 1:01:29
  Speaker 6: The leak.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm actually dying to see camps Gattaboo in a
• 1:01:34
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• 1:01:35
  Speaker 6: We will for sure. Yesterday was just an introduction to
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 6: camp Scattybo, a name is going to be We're gonna
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 6: be hearing a lot of it.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: Who do you think the best team in the league
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: is Bills?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: Uh? Probably Yeah, early predictions, I would say Bills.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: Are we discounting the Birds giving how much trouble they had?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 6: Absolutely, but the Birds always have a shitty beginning the year.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: I thought. I thought Jalen Hurts is throwing looked amazing yesterday.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, first time we've seen him do it. It's great.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they just had a dumb ass coach. Chargers. Can't
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: sleep on the Chargers either. I forgot about the Chargers, legit.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: We'll see about the Ravens.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 6: They had a tough time with Denver though, which I
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 6: was surprised by.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: You're still solid.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 6: I don't. I don't love Denver's offense, but they're they're
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: they did, they did play well. I'm a Bonix Denier
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 6: and I think he's honestly been looking pretty good.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: Better decent. He looked better this past week.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 6: I'm still a Jordan Love Denier.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: He looked mediocres hell this week.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 6: Hackers have been downgraded big time throughout your top tier.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 6: They had my top tier top tier right now, Bill's Chargers.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: You gotta say Eagles, Bucks now.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 6: I don't even know if I would say Bucks right now.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 6: Obviously Baker Mayfield is the truth. But there their team
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 6: is so good. I don't their defense must suck because
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 6: their offense is crazy and they've had nothing but tight games.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: Do you guys, actually are you familiar with this one
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: on one guy on Instagram? The basketball player Matt Matt
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: kid capus mk YEA. He's amazing, dude. I his stuff
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: started showing up and I fucking hated him, and now
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: I cannot. I don't even follow him, and I get
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: I watch fucking hours of his stuff a day.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: I've watched every clip he's put out.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 6: Him unbelieveable what he does, I've never seen it.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: He just he literally travels the world and just plays
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: one on one. I mean he must he probably only
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: posts his wins, but like he's he's like a very
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: like one on one has this weird like physical nature
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: of it, where like people are just shoving the funk
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: out of bouncing off each other's heads, and it's like
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: that would be infuriating, Oh my god, I would like
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: come to blows. But it's just like the respect you
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: don't respect you like me.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: Like, yeah, I don't know how. There must be a
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: clip of someone who has taken a swing at him
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: because he really asks for it. And he's in Barcelona
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: in the hood. Yeah, and there's you know, four hundred
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: people crowding around the only open space in the court
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: is the lane.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: You can't. You can't make moves that are not north
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: south to the basket. That's it. You're either taking a
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: three from the top of the key or whatever.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, or you're driving.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: A nice little spin move.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: His one move is that off the back.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: Of he does the dinner is served, Yeah, which I
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: tried once against Pine Tree Academy because they were at
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: the Seventh Day Adventist school that we would schedule in
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: seventh grade so that we could put our subs in.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: But I always wanted to play in the game, just
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: for a few minutes. And I tried it once and
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: the ref said, now, technically you're allowed to do that,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: but if I see you do it again, I'm going
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: to kick you out of the game.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 6: What why, I don't know.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: He never explains beyond that. I think it's because we
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: were winning by too much and he just thought it
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: was bad sports, and I didn't pull it off. For
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: what it's worth, dunked it, tried to dunk it and
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 4: just got a bunch of the rim ball. Went whatever.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he said, there's no black people here, but you're
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: getting a little bit too close.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah. When these kids need a square meal, I think
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: those Seventh Day Adventist kids they eat like bark and ship. Yeah,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: this is they have to go forage for lunch every day.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a tough life to live.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 6: Adventists seeing chives straight from the ground.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: They walk out there with like one of those laminated
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: cards that shows them which berries are poisonous, the Latin
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: names written on them.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, what'd you do? All weekend?
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 6: I played a ship ton of video games, really, and
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 6: it was so fucking fun.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: That's new.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 6: I've been playing a lot of counter Strike. We had
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 6: our tryouts for our Call of Duty team on Saturday.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 6: That's getting stressed full, to be honest.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: I know. I talked to Jerry about it.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 6: It's getting hard. I'm getting to a point where like
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 6: it's past my level of knowledge.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys are going to need to hire a
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: coach to coach your coach.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 6: We will team We will we're doing coach interviews tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, no, no,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 6: we're not ready to throw in the towel. It's just
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 6: it's we're past a point of it's the skill gap
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 6: is so small with these high level players that it's
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 6: very difficult to tell, like who are guys are?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 4: Can you not just go off like rankings and stuff.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 6: That's what you would assume, But they're all they're all close.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 6: It's the skill gap when you get to that level smaller.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: Why don't much like in drum line, where you have
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: you know, drum offs, why don't you have like a
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: have them play in a we did we did play
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: in or whatever.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we did a tournament this weekend.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: If there's two guys that you think are really close,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: have them play one on one Guardian Halo three.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 6: It's not a bad idea.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: Whoever wins, you know, it's.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: Pure talent, clearly, have them play against MK.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 6: The problem is we're getting a lot of dudes. So
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 6: this is actually I'll give you guys the short explanation
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 6: and make it super simple. We started off with like
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 6: two hundred guys. We cut those guys into like sixty
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 6: four guys just based off of submission, like based off
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 6: their experience, we were like, obviously, these guys are going
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 6: to be better than these guys. So we cut off
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 6: the sixty four and then those sixty four did two
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 6: rounds of tryouts where all of them played in a
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 6: two series game. The best people from that were then
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 6: moved to round two of tryouts, which we haven't cut
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 6: anyone from.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: So we've got like.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 6: Thirty four guys from that. And then there was this
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 6: is where we ran into the issue. We got this
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 6: one guy whose name is Fame. He's a Challengers Slash.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 6: He's been in and out of the pros. How old
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 6: is he twenty four or twenty five? No, he actually
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 6: might be younger than that, but he's he's a professional player,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 6: like he's played in professional tournaments, he's been in the pros.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 6: He's a pro and pros pro, and he hasn't played
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 6: the game in three months. And he tried out for
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 6: the first time yesterday because we fast tracked him to
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 6: round two. We're like, we're not gonna need to see
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 6: you play in round one. We fast tracked him round two.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 6: He hasn't played in months, and he was mopping the
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 6: floor with people and we were like, oh, so we
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 6: might have nobody because if he hasn't played in three
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 6: months and these are the guys that we've got like grinding,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 6: And then he comes in and.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: Just why don't you have him be the coach or something?
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 6: Well, I mean I think he wants to play.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: Well or have him be like a player coach, have
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: him like have him pick the players. If he has
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: a better eye for it, be like, Okay, this guy's decent.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: Let him play with his like top couple guys, Like
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: let him cycle through a couple guys. If you know,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: he's your ace, see who has chemistry with.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 6: We got a couple of aces we got we've got.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: But what I was, yeah, you can build a team
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: around him is what we're trying.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah kind of, they said, Jerry said, you a two
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: eighteen year olds that look like aces.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but dude, twin album is we got? Well one
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 6: of them couldn't make the trial because because his controller broke,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 6: and then like another, You've got a bunch of people
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 6: who I don't know, it's the whole thing. They're they're crazy.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: You know what you could do if it's getting really
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: that close, it's getting toxic, you could line them all
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: up and be like, all right, everybody, take your shoes
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: off right here. Yeah, yeah, and let me see, let
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: me see what you're working with. Yeah, and go that way.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: It's not a bad idea because it's about money. At
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: the end of the day, you're selling. You're selling a feeling.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: You're not selling the products.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 6: It's getting toxic, a lot of a lot of accusations
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 6: going around.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: You're selling your soul, not your soul.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: Accusations.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 6: Accusations are becoming a big thing day because we had this.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 6: We had this group of four come in and just
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 6: roll through for the finals, just just destroying the other team.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 6: And then we got guys on it. We got guys
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 6: in the chat who just tried out being like I
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 6: know this guy, he's a cheater, and then they're mid
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 6: game going back in the chat. I mean, it's getting
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 6: out of control.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: So how do you prevent that cheating?
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 6: I don't know. We can't. But the only thing that
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 6: you can do is be like, has this person ever
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 6: played a land event, which is like in person because
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 6: you obviously you can't cheat in.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: Person, why you have the last thirty two and just
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: do it all in person.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 6: The last eight will be in person from where I
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 6: don't know, in airbnb Chicago.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: Probably that's crazy. Yeah, should be doing it out of
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: New York.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 6: Better pinging in Chicago. Unfortunately, I upgraded the fuck out
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 6: of my PC, future proofed it for probably the next
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 6: decade or so.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: That what does that mean? That's to me that sounds
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: like you're preventing it from updating ever.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 6: Again, No, I pretty much made it so I won't
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 6: need to upgrade anything for the next couple of years
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 6: at least.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: How was that different from what he said?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: No, I'm saying the opposite. Future proofing means you're staving
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: off advancements. You're putting up guardrails against any sort.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 6: Of Now I'm proofing will the future I see, so
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 6: like Battlefield six and Black Ops or Battlefield six and
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 6: Black Ops seven come out and like the next couple
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 6: of months, I'm not gonna have to worry about any
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 6: equipment issues. Games should run both smooth at high fps
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 6: on four K settings.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: What if they put some new technology in on there
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: and they won't.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 6: Oh, like the people that make the equipment, they're pretty
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 6: good about it. From what I've people used like graphics
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 6: cards that are like years and years old. They last
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 6: for a while.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: You just had to. I mean, I said, you send
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: me a picture of taking it apart.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it was crazy.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: It looked fucking gnarly.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 6: It was pretty fun. I did it while while I
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 6: was watching the Patriots. It's literally like it. It seems
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 6: super confusing.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: It sounds that sounds like the least fun thing that
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: I could ever do in my life.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 6: And then it just turned this was yes, this is
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 6: how it starts.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: How is that fun?
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 6: And then no, look at that comment, Francis Ellis is barstool?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 6: Good to know what just came up from our YouTube?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 4: What does that mean?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 6: I don't know? You are you are?
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: Are you are bar store? Are barstool?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 4: Okay, take it mom. Happy to hear that. That's nice the.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: New Big Three.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: I'll show you guys.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: Francis, Oh yeah, look at that. She's beautiful. Too many
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: bells and whistles for me, though.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 6: That's pretty minimalist.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: You know, I have to say, You've come a long way, dude.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: You wouldn't buy yourself PC like two months ago. Well yeah,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: and now you stopping buying yourself upgrades?
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 6: Well no, those were upgrades that need to happen.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: To the air Force one. You're building on your desk.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 6: I know it's so sick.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: It's cool.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: I like it. I like that you're geeking out over
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: this text.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 6: Well, I think I've over I think I've overpowered myself. Honestly,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 6: I don't think there's I don't think there's even I
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 6: don't think I even need that much strength.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you might as well have as much as possible,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: so you have no excuse.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 6: I mean, I'm playing Counterstrike on I've got my cap
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 6: at five hundred frames a second.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: So what's the opposite. I'm like, you're like a little
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: bit ahead.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 6: I'm ahead?
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Are you?
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: Do you have a setup now that would rival that
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: guy who.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 6: Is the same realm?
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: How much the thing you put into it?
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 6: Like fifty thousand dollars probably?
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: And how much have you put in so far?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: Like five?
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 6: Not even more?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: You've put in more, I would say less. You said
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 4: your PC was sixteen hundred, right?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 6: No?
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: Oh it now?
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 6: Definitely?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: OK?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 4: Fair enough.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: I went to the San Gennaro Festival yesterday.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, was it good?
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: Have you ever you ever noticed how Nashville is just
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: people pretending to be cowboys? This is just people pretending
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: to be Italians. Oh really, it's like clear Puerto Ricans and.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 6: Irish like, hey, that's awesome.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: It's fucking hilarious, like acting like the fucking mom bushes.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: Let me get a canoe into ragil. It's like just
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: say the last vowel, like you're not from Italy. I
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: love that, the spaghett and you forget.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 6: I feel like, since you're still allowed to be racist
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 6: towards Italians, I think that's a good culture that we
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 6: could all kind of gather around and like dress up,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 6: like have like an Italian day where we all culture
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 6: appropriate and that's literally but like country wide.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah we should. I mean, it should get wider than that. Yeah,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: but I saw. I mean even like jet Ski was
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: like complaining about it. He's like, finally this thing's fucking
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: over with.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 6: Really, Yeah, there's haters.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: There's people that hate the Italians. Have you ever been
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: to it?
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: Really? Why not? The throngs? You're not a throng guy.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: I don't like throngs.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 6: He hates he hates Italians. You're allowed to say that.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: As I don't go to concerts, I don't do much.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 4: I've stopped going to sporting events. Everybody's asking me if
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go to the Ryder Cup, I'm like,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: I'd rather watch it at home on TV.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 6: Where is it?
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: Long Island?
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 12: Beth Page Black, Oh maybe you all get out this
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 12: this week. I think that's a fun one to see.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 6: It's awesome, but it probably I mean, golf has to
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 6: be way better watching on TV.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 4: Dude. They every everybody that I've asked, and then I
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 4: say where are you going? And then a lot of them. Truly,
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: it must be the case that if you're not above
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 4: a certain height, you should not go attend a live
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: golf event. Oh really, you won't see what's happening.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, I mean, dude. The thing
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 6: the reason I said hockey is because hockey I feel like,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 6: is a good product in person.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: It's I would argue, like better in person than it
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 4: is on TV.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 6: Like it's constant action football. You go see football in person,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 6: you're for most of the time you're just watching your team,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 6: just standing waiting for a commercial break. Then boring as
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 6: oh yeah, watching a red zone on your phone, trying
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 6: to keep up with the one PM.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: Just refreshing, chriss. You just went to a play and
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: the US Open last week?
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, those. That was enough. That was my quota for
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 4: the year. What I want to hear about the San
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: Gennaro Festival? Would you guys get up to It.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: Was just fucking walking down a busy street, just like
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: a trash filled busy street would be bleeding cachio pepe
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: out of a styrofoam bowl. It's like any definitely a
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: lot of I mean, actually they were out of Goba
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: gool no because it was the last day. You got
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: a kid sold fully googles fast to two blocks in.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: It turns into just like the boardwalk where someone's abusing
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: you to like play the fucking ball games and win
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: over stuffed animal. Yeah, iPad that they stole from a
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: store or some ship like that. It is a little
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: bit aggressive, but I find it to be fun.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 4: What is uh? What is cola? What's that?
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: It's like a sliced meat.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 6: I was gonna say, because I was gonna say, goa
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 6: gol doesn't actually exist.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: Type of hand cola?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 6: Ham Isn't there a scene in the office where they
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 6: go out there? That scene is so funny. You keep
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 6: saying I'll get the Google. It's like, I don't know
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 6: what you're talking about.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 4: Uh, that's good.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: Goble is an Italian American pronunciation and slang term for
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: capa cola, a type of cured pork meat from the
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: neck and shoulder of the pig. So it's not much different.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: It's not very different from that pork shoulder that you had.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: No, you're right, boy, I cooked some fucking cool food
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: last night.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 4: I did a whole roast chicken over hot vegetables.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 6: Sounds like some warm food.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: Okay, nice, Yeah, I'll allow it. That was good.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 6: Well, I was gonna say like egg salad or.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 12: Something, because you really took it, that literally did Yeah,
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 12: what did you say?
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: Seem so proud of it. I was gonna say cold.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 4: And then I was going to offer an example of
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 4: cold food just to illustrate the humor.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 6: A say, what did you have egg salad? And then
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 6: you beat me to it, So then I had to
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 6: come back.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: I don't think I beat you to it. You did.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: You said you.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 6: Started listening what you ate, So then I had to
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 6: think quick on my toes.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: Okay, you retrofitted.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 6: I squeezed it in. Yeah, sure, now where I want it?
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 6: Look now where I want on it?
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: But you got one.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 7: I got it.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: It's getting shot. So yeah, that's all that's important out here.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 6: That's a pop good.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: Mirror face was so smug with like eggs salad. Oh man,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: well some root veggies.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 4: I did a whole roast chicken overroot vegetables. By the way,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: it's not that I wanted to do a rotisserie chicken,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 4: but that's fucking harder than I thought.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: Well, how are you going to rotate it?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: I have that. I have the grill attachment that rotates
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 4: the bird over the grill. Yeah, the whole.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 6: Time, it's just is it weighted?
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: Now, there's an electronic component that I attached on the
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: outside and the draill plug it.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 6: In just slowly holding down the trigger.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 4: That was way better than your egg salad.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 6: You just didn't appreciate it. And it's time. I'm sure
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 6: when that comes.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 4: Because you did it at the wrong when it comes.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 6: Out and people will be saying, they'll be going that
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 6: warm that that warm joke.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: He just puts the He just puts an uncooked chicken
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: on the rolls that a hot dog is on. If
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: I borrow this for four hours, stumbles over and over.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 6: Just like it in it clearly doesn't fit.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: Just rolls to the end. I started at the beginning,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 4: over and over, like I'm building pyramids.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: It's nice. How did it come out? Was it moist?
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: That was great? It was really solid. And then I
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: did butternut squash. But here's why I brought this up.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 4: How did I keep it moist?
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: Like some broth in there or like?
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 4: No? I just did it at three seventy five for
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: like an hour and ten minutes, and I salt pepper.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: I brined it first, which I'd never done before.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 6: Spread it.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: No. Brining is when you put the meat or whatever.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 4: It was brown, sugar, salt, and cold water, and I
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 4: just submerged the entire bird in that for like four
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: hours in the fridge. First sort of flavors the meat.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 4: I guess.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know exactly the point that I've read this
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: skin crispiness.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 4: I then padded it dry, brought it to room temperature,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 4: and the skin was nice and crispy.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there it is.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 4: It was good. It was really good. And then I
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 4: did I cut a butternut squash in half and roasted
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 4: that and did some asparagus. But here's why this was ridiculous.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 4: I did all that. Obviously, I didn't probably ate a
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 4: third of the food because it was a ton. And
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 4: then I had all these leftovers and I was leaving
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 4: my permanent residence up Stay to come to my Pieta Terre,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 4: New City for the next couple of days, and I
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 4: didn't want to lose all that nice food that I'd cooked,
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 4: so I brought it with me. And I need that's
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 4: a two and a half hour rider, like two hours
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: and fifteen in traffic today because its fucking construction.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 6: Bringing it's a room temperature again.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 4: And I was just like, I needed to eat lunch
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: before we got here, and I thought I would get
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 4: here on time to eat, and I knew I wouldn't sew.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 4: I started eating in the car. Now I have to
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 4: eat with my hands when I'm driving, I don't have
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 4: to have a fork and a knife. Yeah, So I
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 4: had on my arm rest. I had a rot, a
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 4: whole chicken, and a butternut squash, A full butternut squash,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 4: not like chunks or anything like that. Now, in eating
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 4: with my hands, I knew it was gonna get messy.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 4: So I took my shirt off because I didn't want
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 4: to wear I didn't want to get juice all over
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 4: my shirt. Before we recorded the pot. So I'm sitting
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 4: in the front seat in traffic going through a construction zone, shirtless,
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 4: eating chicken and butternut squashed with my hands, and you're
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 4: passing the guy with the turning sign.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: I no, this sounds like one of your videos.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 4: It's almost is so insane that like, if I filmed it, people, well,
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 4: I guess probably there's a lot of creative license people
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 4: give me anyway, But this was just my own behavior.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, amazing shirt off in your car. So did you
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: spill some of it? Like did you get juice on
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: your chest? Now?
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 4: No, I think I was okay, but I was had
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 4: these baby wipes and that was nice.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: So you were wiping down your chest like oiled up.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I used my chest as a tray, which is
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 4: why I was very glad that I had done reverse
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 4: dumbbell incline presses all weekend. Yeah, speaking of get that
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 4: warpath workout. Hit a hard one this morning. Oh yeah,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 4: the front squatted the shit out of myself.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 6: Really, ron squats are diabolict the.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I did it on the smith.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 6: No reason to be doing those unless you're in the military.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 4: I think it engages a lot more muscles and frankly,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: it's less. I think it's less pressure on my spine probably,
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 4: So I did a bunch of front squats. I only
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 4: put the cross. Yeah, I don't have the flexibility and
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 4: my elbows to get that. But I did five sets
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 4: of twelve. I only did one thirty five. It's not
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 4: a ton of weight, but it's I was very slow
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: on the way down, very slow on the way up,
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 4: interspersed with toes to bar twelve reps. So five and
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 4: five did twenty minute three point five fifteen inclined treadmill
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 4: walk and I finished with some rows.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 6: God damn, I haven't front squadded since I was in
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 6: high school.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm getting into I'm getting into some pretty mean
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: shape right now. I'm ready for war.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 6: Are you training for something?
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: War?
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 10: War?
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 6: He said this not about.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 4: Idea of war too.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: Everybody's saying that this is a liberal workout that you're doing.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: C W two, which is not to be confused with
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 4: Thus CW's ancillary channel, c W two. They're secondary programming
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 4: right where you can watch Martin reruns of like old
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 4: Superman shows, Dawson's Creek maybe.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: And maybe Martin from time to time.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 4: Is Martin on there? Oh?
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: My god. Yeah, I never watched much Martin. Have you
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: guys ever watched Martin?
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 6: I've never even heard of it.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that is, really, Martin Lawrence's show, Oh,
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: the comedian.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 6: I know, Martin Lawrence, the comic.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: It's like the most referenced show in battle app Really,
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: everybody's always talking about Martin and.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 6: Martin laure Why is it Mike Lawrence or is that someone.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 4: Else different who wrote with him?
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: Used very fun he just did some time in Japan. That. Uh,
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: that sounds like you're fucking building something with the bod.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm curious.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 6: You're building your mega desk.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 4: I'm motivated right now. I'm fucking hitting.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: Your body is your mega desk, right.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 4: And I'm eating clean and I'm getting fucking I'm getting
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 4: after it. I'm ready for getting ready for war. I'm
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 4: not ready for war yet.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: Do you think it's making you funnier?
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 10: Uh?
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 4: No, I'd say it's making me less funny. Nothing funny
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 4: at all about a comedian who's in shape.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 6: No, I would disagree with that. I wouldn't like you're
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 6: not in You're not like I think those guys that are.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: Like, come onny, yeah, like there's.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 6: Nothing funny about that, but.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 4: He did that for to play a Marvel.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 6: That commercial with him and Rob McIlhenny is unbearable.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 4: Are they shirtless there?
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 6: I mean they may as well be. But it's like,
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 6: let's take two.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, they like progressively get into like nicer like or
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: like swaggy or clothes.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 6: They're wearing like swaggy clothing, and it's sposed to be
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 6: like funny, but it's like these guys both they think
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 6: of themselves like that. Yeah, so it's not funny.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: They're both like glistening with botoks.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like you can't be the butt of that
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: joke or you can't be making that joke. Yeah.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 6: Actually, when you're on the cover of Men's Health to
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 6: get another month, I changed, yeah, and then being like, look,
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 6: how funny we are wearing funny clothes. No, it doesn't.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: Work getting progressively Yeah.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 4: No. I read something that says that my compulsive exercise
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 4: is a very bad sign about where I'm at mentally
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 4: right now. No, it's a distraction technique, like the real
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 4: problems that I.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 6: Think that's it's a distraction technique for everyone though, But
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 6: it's like the most commonly.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 4: I'm ready. I'm like a distraction. I'm a hair away
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 4: from like hitting two a days again.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's great.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 4: Like I worked out so early this morning that I
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 4: was like, I could definitely do another workout in the afternoon.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: And then that is what leads to that guy who
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 4: killed his family and buried them in that remember.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 6: That, Well, that's a lot of people did that. You
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 6: just described most white men.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 4: That documentary? Did you see that one? The true crime
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 4: one where the guy killed his whole family and put
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 4: them in the silo?
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what's it called.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 4: American America something? Or neighbors American.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 6: Something like family next door or some ship That documentary
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 6: is not.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 4: It's fucked because he's not that sinister.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 6: No, I think he's I think he's in.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 4: Well that's what makes it so much more sinister.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 6: He was like, did that all for like a girl
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 6: he'd been he met like a week ago? Right, Yeah, He's.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 4: Like, I can't figure out how to get rid of
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: my marriage. I can see this other what if I
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 4: kill everyone I'm related to?
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: Speaking of jack comedians, Dude, I was watching Joe Rogan
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: and Jordan Jensen talk about.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 4: Yes, a completely accidental reference to me, which went completely
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 4: unnoticed by Joe Rogan. Rogan wasn't like, isn't that the
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 4: guy who dot dot dot? Just then they got back
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 4: they got back to Jason Alice. Now Jordan's comment was
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 4: very funny. She's like, oh, I'm thinking of Jason Elie Francis.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 4: Elis is known more for eating rotisserie chicken. Yeah, I'm like, ah, yes,
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 4: i am not the comedian. You've mistaken me for chicken.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: And they were talking about raw milk. Yeah, I'm taking
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: a raw milk. He's a ro chissery chicken guy. Yeah,
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: that's that's such an honor though, No, it was because
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: at least.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 6: You're not the raw milk guy.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Correct. I don't even know what that means. I
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 4: kind of milk.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 6: It's unpasteurized.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 4: Does that mean that all dairy milk that we see
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 4: in the shelves and stuff is pasteurized milk. The raw
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 4: milk comes out of just like straight from the outer.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 6: Basically, it's repulsive.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 4: It tastes bad.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 6: I don't know, I've never had it. It's the people
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 6: that drink it repulse me personally. But there's supposedly like
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 6: there's health benefits.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like it's like it's like drinking breast milk or like.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: Eating like raw like people who eat like raw liver
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: and ship. Yeah yeah.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 6: But then like it's like, dude, take a like it's
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 6: gonna do the.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: Like you don't be doing it. These guys are suckling
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: at the teet of a cow, like it said.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 4: Breaking into the middle of the night to get their fixed.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 6: Also, dude, those I like, I'll still get those from
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 6: time to time, those like random Instagram videos where then
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 6: they'll cut to their meal and it's just a platter
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 6: of guts and you're like, dude, like they weren't eating
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 6: like that. I don't think they were ever. Was anyone
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 6: ever eating like that?
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: Now? The people who are that kind of influencer are
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: twelve year olds now and they'll just post like a
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: five second video of them like dipping raw meat and
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: egging like this and track yeah lock.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're like lock the fucking It's like a thirteen
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 6: year old child, and it's like.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: Dude, do any this traditional American values? Yeah, it's like, dude,
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: go play outside now, get off of the internet. Put
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: my ron games down.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 4: Oh well, we were kids around we would go outside
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 4: and build forts, and now kids these days are building PCs.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hard, but I'd rather than be building PCs
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: and like trying to like get clouds from the red
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: pill crowd.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's crazy. The raw food stuff is insane to me.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 4: Previously the raw food diet meant vegetables, uncooked food. Yeah,
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 4: and I don't even know if Yeah.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: Well, twelve is just too young to be standing a
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: politician in any direction. Yeah, you cannot be anytime, any ages,
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: you shouldn't be standing a politician. But if you're twelve
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: and standing a politician, it's a failing at so many levels,
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: or like standing like the head of a government agency,
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: like being like.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I love this, Like twelve the director of health.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 6: Unbelievable things for the autism world right now.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a twelve dude. Please get addict it to
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: your phone.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 6: Just that you're just at the cafeteria table. You can
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 6: see what RFK is doing for the autism movement.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: Do you see what Bongino and Patel said about the shooter?
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: Oh god, you see.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 6: The right, I guess Francis, don't you have to go no?
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 6: Oh you don't no anymore.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 4: I'm not until four.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 6: Oh I thought you said three, No.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: Four, you're thinking of uh, you're thinking of Nova Scotian time.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 12: I was, don't you put that evil on me? Ricky,
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 12: Bobby Francis, don't you get something?
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 4: I don't have to go anywhere.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 6: We got Bill's Ravens are now Bill's or Ravens Lions.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 4: Well that's a good game, great game from your gibbs.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 4: I'm going out to dinner with my godfather.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: Aren't you too old to have a godfather?
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 6: Is he gonna make an offer you can't refuse?
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: But are you having horsehead?
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 10: Uh?
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 4: No, you know I've I'm I have a good relationship
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 4: with my godfather. He's a good guy.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: I'm jealous because my godfather's gay.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 6: Really yeah, your gay father.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: Literally we call my gunkle even though he's not my uncle.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: But he doesn't take me to rangers games. I'll tell
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: you that. Taking to see a village people concert, Yeah,
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: close as we'll get to see in a ranger up close.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: Damn you? Where are you guys going? He seems like
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: a legend.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's cool. In fact, I admired him so much
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 4: growing up. He's a lawyer that that was one of
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 4: the reasons I thought I should go into law. When
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 4: I was in high school, we had to do this
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 4: job shadow program. I think when we were seniors. We
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 4: would go, like, you know, shadow someone for like five days,
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 4: five days maybe yeah, a week, I think, wow. And
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 4: most of the kids would go shadow like their dad
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 4: a local veterinarian or whatever. And I asked my godfather
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 4: if I could job shadow what kind of lawyers? He
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 4: He's a big, you know, white collar corporate lawyer, but
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 4: had a fancy law firm in New York and I
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 4: lived in Maine. And he was like, okay, yeah, sure,
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 4: And I went to New York. Wow, as an eighteen
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 4: year old, sort of just sat in his office in
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 4: some of his board meetings just.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: Watch them get sucked off by a secretary.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 4: I had no idea what was going on, but I
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 4: do remember the finger sandwiches that they brought in or
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 4: the catering that they brought in for the board meeting.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 4: We're pretty excellent.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: I still don't know what white collar lawyers do. Like
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: a court, what is the corporate lawyer dog waters?
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 4: It's like major cases. So if you know there's a
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 4: financial crime like JP Morgan sues, I don't know fucking
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 4: City Bank for breach of contract or like a trading
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 4: violation or whatever the fuck. They'll they'll hire those lawyers
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 4: and then there'll be like forty lawyers assigned to the case.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 4: Case happens ten million bucks for a big case, and.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 6: Then the case happens for what like a decade.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 4: No, not necessarily, I mean, you know a lot of
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 4: the time they'll settle. Oh yeah, because the press is
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 4: bad for whatever. It's always on Bloomberg and like Wall
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 4: Street keeps track of it and shit like that. But
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 4: I mean it could be anything like yeah, I feel like.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: That's one of the things I'm farthest away from understanding
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: at all.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 6: I mean, we got lawyers here.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but then they're just like, don't post on TikTok.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 6: No, they're not posting on TikTok. They stay in the shadows.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm saying that's their directives. Don't post on TikTok, Like,
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: don't don't use this song. Like it's not like, I.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 6: Don't know, is it. I feel like they they're constantly
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 6: doing shit. I bet those guys just don't aren't even sleeping,
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 6: are lawyers? Yeah? No, I don't know. I don't know
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 6: if anyone knows we might not even have them. I've
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 6: just assumed.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: Legal.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 4: Paul, do you guys want to talk about Do you
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 4: guys have any thoughts about Jimmy Kimmel that you want
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 4: to share or do we not want to even talk
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 4: about it? It's a little late now.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 6: I totally forgot about that.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 4: These things keep happening the day we record it, and
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 4: like they happen after we record.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 6: No, I got nothing free Kimmel until it's backwards. There's
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 6: my stance.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 4: It is exhausting to keep up with happening seemingly very
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 4: fast right now.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: I think that they're just trying to and I think
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: they're trying to get rid of late night television in
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: general because it's probably not worth that much money, or
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: it's not it's not making that much money.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, someone trying and say it though that Jimmy Kimmel
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 6: was getting one hundred thousand viewers per episode, which just
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 6: is just not even close to true.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: What you think is less.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 6: I think it's so much more. Late night doesn't do
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 6: well as well as did as it used to do,
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 6: but there's still like people completely forget about, like the
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 6: people that are like fifty plus they watch Late Night
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 6: all that, Like those people watch that shit all the time,
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 6: Are you sure?
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just a I truly don't know. I'm not
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: saying I don't know skeptically, I legitimately don't know.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 6: That's I mean, that's who watches Like, dude, I remember
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 6: talking to Ian Laura about doing Kimmel because he's done
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 6: it like five times.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 4: Is in Kimmel a bunch? Yeah? I didn't even know
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 4: Kimmel booked comics anymore.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, oh no, Fallon My bad? Yeah, yeah he
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 6: did Fallon.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he did.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 6: Fallin like five times. And he said that he's like,
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 6: he's like, it's always a blast and it's always worth doing.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 6: He said that like the he said, I remember I
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 6: was talking to him right after he just did it
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 6: for the last time, and he said the time before that,
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 6: he did it right before he went to Boston, and
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 6: then he said he got there and he said it
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 6: was like there was a bunch of just like old
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 6: ass white people in the crowd and he was like,
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 6: are you guys here for the right show? And they
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 6: were like, oh yeah, we saw And he says like
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 6: he'll get like emails they'll be like just saw you
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 6: on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 4: That used to happen when I would go on Fox
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 4: News people yeah, being like it's so nice to see
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 4: someone young like you taking.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 6: Up the shield.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: It used to be a white boy's dream to get
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: on a show like that. Oh yeah, it usually be
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: a young white boy's dream.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 4: It was a huge stream of mind to get on
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 4: the Tonight Show and do a set on there. And
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 4: I submitted probably six times, and uh just increasingly got
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 4: farther and farther away, and it drove me fucking crazy.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 6: Well, it's because he was just like one booker.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and he never really liked me. I don't think so. Unfortunately,
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 4: that door is closed.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: Gordon was first to go, then Colbert, now Kimmel, who's left.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 4: Fall fall Seth Myers. That's it?
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: Is he even coming back? I don't. I mean, he
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: clearly pivoted to like podcast, but.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 4: Like I would bet he's far more successful as a
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 4: podcast or I don't think that the model to your
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 4: guys point is worth anything. When Shane went on Seth
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 4: Myers to promote tires with Steve Gerbin, he was like,
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 4: I don't think anyone's watching this live. Everyone's just watching
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 4: it's all clips.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely, just.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 4: Watch it on YouTube.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know, I would be.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 4: I wonder how true that is of Saturday Night Live
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 4: as well. I think their YouTube footprint is far bigger
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 4: than the people who watch it live.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 6: I bet they still get it, like at least like
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 6: three or four million people.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 4: Who knows.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: I can't wait for the discourse about Saturday Night Live
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: this year. There's always so much discourse about it. Oh yeah,
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: people just love talking about whether it's funny or not,
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: or whether it is what it used to be.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 6: I love when people go, ah, this show hasn't been
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 6: funny in thirty years. That sucked then too, so you
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 6: can go back and watch, Like, the SNL makes funny
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 6: sketches and they always have, but they have a lot
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 6: that suck, and that comes with the idea of making
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 6: a sketch show in one week. It's not easy, but
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 6: like there's there was never a time on SNL where
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 6: every single sketch was like a banger after banger. There's
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 6: always been shitty sketches.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 4: It's because only people only go back and watch those
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 4: the sketches from thirty years exact that have endured. Yeah,
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 4: you're watching full episodes.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and even in Will.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 4: Ferrell, like what so many people knew about him from
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 4: SNL I remember was that everyone had the Will Ferrell
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 4: Best of Yeah dvd. Yes was again just his greatest
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 4: hit sketches.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you could go find Will Ferrell sucking on SNL.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 6: It exists.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: It's got to be so tough for people who get
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: hired from SNL and then get fired from SNL and
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: then it's like almost this like judgment on whether they're
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: like funny or not, and it's just like, oh, like
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 1: the zeitgeist has decided that you're just not a funny person,
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: which is just definitely not true. But it's like, where
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 1: does your career go if you aspire to that for
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: so long and then you're like twenty four and like
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 1: fired from SNL. Like what happens to those people who
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: don't become movie stars who get fired?
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 6: And like, I mean, I think anyone that got SNL
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 6: in the first place is probably funny enough to make
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 6: a career for themselves without us, And now.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: I think so, or I would think so that they're
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: funny enough, But I wonder, I don't know.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 4: I don't know enough people that got fired by.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 6: I know Michael Longfellow who got like like he's amazing,
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 6: he sterical, so good, Like a.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 4: Lot of the stand ups who are like they're like,
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 4: we can't quite figure out how to put you.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 6: The character sketches, like, because it's like a lot of
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 6: people come with characters, So these are my characters that
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 6: I'm bringing to the table. But it's like a lot
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 6: of comedians just go with their stand up.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, excited to see Veronico in there though, Yeah.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that'd be sick Cam Patterson.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: But it's also like I think he's gonna bowl up.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah he definitely.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 4: Of well, it would be her and him that I
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 4: would put money on being the breakout yeah of that class.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 4: Nothing against any of the others.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 1: No, they just have to start, but I could yeah.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 1: It's also has to be like exhausting just being like, Okay,
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 1: I work my whole life to be this funny enough
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 1: to make it onto this show, and now I need
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: like a whole new swath of like characters or like
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 1: the ability to keep it fresh, like comedy wise, like
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 1: to to like like make some new weird shit every
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 1: single week, Like it has to. You have to have
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 1: a lot of trust in yourself and like a pretty
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 1: good support system around you.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like it's honestly though, I feel like
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 6: it go like I feel like with like everything is
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 6: so online now that I feel like the pressure of
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 6: SNL obviously, like the actual hours are insane, but it's
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 6: like I feel like most people that are trying to
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 6: do comedy are already feeling similar pressure, like and at
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 6: least trying to.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 1: I said it was a cocaine fuel fu fest.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, dude, the hours of SNL sound dreadful.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 4: What do you mean, it's literally the hours you're awake.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 6: Do they work like twenty four hours a day they
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 6: like sleep at the studio.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they do most of their writing and stuff
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 4: from like eleven until three in the morning.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and then they're like your most productive hours.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 4: No, they don't only one day a week. Most of
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 4: the time, they don't have to be there till like
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 4: ten am.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 6: Still it's there. They work long hours.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but their night owls is my point. And I
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 4: know you're like productive at night.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 6: Oh I don't know. No, I'm productive in the sense
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 6: that I am away, aren't.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 4: What moment of the day would you say that you
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 4: are the most awake.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 6: Most like productive, like doing shit the morning? Definitely?
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah, do you write your most jokes?
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 6: I have no idea.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 1: You haven't written a joke in like six months.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 6: I write jokes all the time, but they're smart, so
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 6: they just come to me.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 4: I used to.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 6: I don't really sit down and write anymore.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, ye, I'm a typewriter guy. Sit down, bang it out.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 1: No no internet on the typewriter either, No, no needed.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 1: I need to fucking I lock the fucking That's how
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 1: I can really let it go.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 6: Should we wrap this up?
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 4: Yes? Yeah?
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 6: All right, thank you guys all for listening.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 1: We'll see you can cut all that.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 6: We'll see you guys on Thursday.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 1: Just amusing conversation.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 6: We'll see you guys on Thursday. Goodbye. I gotta piss
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 6: real quick.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 13: No one was a.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 10: Still still under ground. So I looked out to you
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 10: came around.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 13: I was only falling one way. When I was only
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 13: falling one bad change were dried?
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 7: Fool was.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 4: So?
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 3: So?
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 13: Then you need so?
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 10: No, I come aloud.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 13: I was on a phoning long, I was only a phone.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 13: I was on your phone in one way. I was
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 13: on your phone line. Strange don't get tax i was
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 13: phoning one way, say it's just a distance, the fast.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 10: Backbone, that call just a not really take the juicissist.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 10: You never know