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COLD CUTS: Tradie J · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
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  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 2: David on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Monday afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: The time is exactly ten minutes or six o'clock. I
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  Speaker 2: was reading an article today Felders, and I just wanted
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  Speaker 2: to get your thoughts on it. A lot of people
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  Speaker 2: outraged by the disrespect shown to the Harker by the
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  Speaker 2: South Africans. Firstly, the crowd just going ballistic whenever we
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  Speaker 2: start doing the Hacker because normally, of course, when the
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  Speaker 2: All Blacks do that in other locations, people are very
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  Speaker 2: respectful and quiet and watch it. Also, of course, the
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  Speaker 2: South Africans flew a plane over right in the middle
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  Speaker 2: of it, and a lot of people were saying, come on,
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  Speaker 2: you guys, I mean, you're gonna woop our asses anyway.
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  Speaker 3: At least they're gonna whip it. At least respect the hacker.
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  Speaker 3: What's your villaines? How you feel about it?
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  Speaker 4: No, it's not how I feel about it.
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  Speaker 5: Actually, I mean I don't even like the hacker.
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  Speaker 2: I like I like other teams taking on the hacker,
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  Speaker 2: you know, doing the advance or whatever, because it's a challenge,
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  Speaker 2: and we're laying down a challenge and they can respond
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  Speaker 2: to it however they want, but I prefer it was
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  Speaker 2: the other team doing that as opposed to planes flying
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  Speaker 2: over in crowds building.
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  Speaker 6: And I tell you that you reminded me. The thing
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  Speaker 6: that I found most offensive was that, well not even offensive,
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  Speaker 6: but the thing that annoyed me was that while the
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  Speaker 6: hacker was on, the director was showing you shots of
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  Speaker 6: everything that was in the ground except for the hacker. Yes,
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  Speaker 6: so you could hear the hacker happening, and you're getting
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  Speaker 6: shots of the crowd, a plane, sideline, everything, but you
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  Speaker 6: miss most of the hacker.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't know what the point of that is.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if this is just our
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  Speaker 2: arrogance or not. But my vibe and feeling is is
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  Speaker 2: that when the All Blacks go oversees, people love to
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  Speaker 2: see the hacker.
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  Speaker 5: I think so.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's an intential part of watching the All
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  Speaker 3: blast and experience.
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  Speaker 6: But that's from our point of view, and maybe from
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  Speaker 6: their point of view it is a sign of respect though,
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  Speaker 6: right it's like changing Hadley as a wanker. So they're
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  Speaker 6: trying to get rid of any advantage that the All
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  Speaker 6: Blacks might have by doing the Hacker, and they choose
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  Speaker 6: to fly a DC eight over the top of the stadium,
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  Speaker 6: I mean absolutely absolutely.
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  Speaker 5: I think that's pretty funny.
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  Speaker 6: You know, it's great. It's an absolute shambles over there.
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  Speaker 6: The music's pumping, it's all go. It's like it mixes
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  Speaker 6: it up a bit. I mean, it doesn't bother me.
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  Speaker 3: So I think that the Haker is the challenge that
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  Speaker 3: we get to lay down. You get to respond to
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  Speaker 3: that challenge however you want, exactly sure.
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  Speaker 5: And if they choose to respond to.
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  Speaker 3: It by flying an aeroplane over the stadium and not
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  Speaker 3: even showing it in the crowd booing or whatever, that's fine.
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  Speaker 3: That should just rack us up even more to go
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  Speaker 3: in and win the war we're about to go into.
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  Speaker 5: Well.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, the Australian sort of their approach was once
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  Speaker 2: we'd finished the Hacker, they were still all in their
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  Speaker 2: track suits and so forth, and then they just.
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  Speaker 4: Very slowly and take their tracks. But it would take
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  Speaker 4: it would take a long time. The reasoning being, I'm sure,
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  Speaker 4: is that.
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  Speaker 2: Let them get all fired up and then we'll have
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  Speaker 2: a bit of a time and all that energy will
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  Speaker 2: just seep away.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 6: At the same time they were doing as well. Back
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  Speaker 6: in the day when Australia were quite good. They would sing,
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  Speaker 6: the crowd would sing Waltz and Matilda Yes to drown
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  Speaker 6: out the hacker.
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  Speaker 3: So similar thing. But yeah, I mean, look against you're
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  Speaker 3: talking about it, but I would rather have them win
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  Speaker 3: the game show of hands. Who's annoyed about it? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not, No, no, j no, let us know. On
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  Speaker 3: three four eight three they hit us up on the
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  Speaker 6: I'm pretty excited about it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, very exciting, man. I'm looking forward to that as well.
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  Speaker 3: to that as well.
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  Speaker 5: on the phones?
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  Speaker 2: I'm just waiting for that actually as we speak. Ah,
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  Speaker 2: here we go. Cody from Hastings. Get a Cody your
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  Speaker 2: man Bassett Hell's Life.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah amen, yeah, good good yourself?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah good, thanks Cody. What do you do for a
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  Speaker 4: crust mate?
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  Speaker 1: Ah?
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  Speaker 5: Just a bit of a builder man back by.
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  Speaker 4: Not just a bit of a builder. A builder own it, Cody,
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  Speaker 4: own it.
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  Speaker 5: I fucking build him man, and I own it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: maybe don't own it? Yeah yeah, heym in the middle. Hey, Cody,
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  Speaker 5: are you ready to face the Jase?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Ready, the face of Jace Man always all right, This
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  Speaker 5: is how it works, Cody.
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  Speaker 3: three correct, he gets the voucher. He gets to go
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  Speaker 3: all righty j Special, Okay, first question eight mile is
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  Speaker 3: a semi biographical story of what rapper Eminem did you say?
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  Speaker 5: Oh it's correct. That's good man, so good man.
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  Speaker 3: Our next question here, what is the largest bone in
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  Speaker 3: the human body?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: I've got one?
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  Speaker 3: What is your leg bone?
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  Speaker 5: Was fema? One hundred cents? Correct? Maggie, do you want
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  Speaker 5: to ask a question?
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  Speaker 6: Can I ask?
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  Speaker 5: What? What's the capital city of Turkey? Of Turkey?
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  Speaker 3: Hungary?
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  Speaker 6: So close? That is so Close's not given any clues,
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  Speaker 6: but Jason, I will give you one clue. The capital
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  Speaker 6: city of Turkey is not another country.
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  Speaker 2: Anchoror Yeah, how do you know that?
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  Speaker 5: That's amazing? Final question?
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  Speaker 4: Or is it indeed indeed intentially?
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  Speaker 5: Final question?
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  Speaker 3: Cody from Hastings, in order to get the fifty dollars
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  Speaker 3: Night and Day voucher? What city do the Beatles come from?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 6: A question?
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  Speaker 3: What city do the Beatles come from?
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  Speaker 5: What city?
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  Speaker 6: How long does it take for Cody to google? What
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  Speaker 6: city beatles from?
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  Speaker 5: Jason?
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  Speaker 6: Have you got mate?
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  Speaker 4: Manchester, liverpo Lip, Liverpool?
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  Speaker 3: Damn it, Cody, You're both tied up to each So
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  Speaker 3: whoever gets this one correct gets the voucher.
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  Speaker 5: No, I've only got one idea. It's very very hard.
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  Speaker 3: What was Pixar's first feature length film?
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  Speaker 5: Come on, Google Boy?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Jason toy story.
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  Speaker 5: We're going to decide, but you want to right, all right?
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  Speaker 3: Keysy Son the decider? What is the capital city of Australia?
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  Speaker 5: What was that camera?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? He's only going to got a Chris, Oh he
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  Speaker 3: did I hear that?
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  Speaker 4: Sorry said someone saying something.
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  Speaker 5: But his workmates given him the answers. I've got bad
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  Speaker 5: reception out.
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  Speaker 6: To be fair, we haven't to find the rules that
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  Speaker 6: say that he's not allowed to use Google.
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  Speaker 2: Phone a friend or check to a friend, Codie, you've
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  Speaker 2: won yourself a fifty dollars night day about you made
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  Speaker 2: well done.
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  Speaker 6: Let's take it all right.
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  Speaker 4: I made our mate Hugson in studio. But you'll look
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  Speaker 4: after you all right.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, man, that's great, thank you. He's on hold, Oh.
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  Speaker 5: Garage in New Zealand?
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  Speaker 3: That's a British pronunciation. In New Zealand, it's garage in
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  Speaker 3: New Zealand. It's garage, thank you, okay all right?
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  Speaker 4: It's going to be good night, man, going to be
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  Speaker 4: a good night.
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  Speaker 2: Get get stuck in New Zealand now I was mentioning
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  Speaker 2: earlier in the show that I have decided to redo
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  Speaker 2: my on sweep myself instead of hiring trades, because, as
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  Speaker 2: I was saying back then, everything you need to know
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  Speaker 2: is on YouTube.
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  Speaker 4: So why should I waste all.
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  Speaker 2: Those thousands of dollars dealing with trades when I can
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  Speaker 2: do it myself. And apparently I've had a bit of
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  Speaker 2: feedback on three four eight three.
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  Speaker 4: They're key easy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I reckon Hoidy J is a mad bastard backbone
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  Speaker 3: and will smash it out.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah thanks mate, Yeah, thank you man.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a builder. Hoidy J's spot on dig in your backbone?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks mate.
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  Speaker 3: I'm with Jason this one. All trades do is talk
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  Speaker 3: smack about one another and date fifteen year olds. Jeez,
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  Speaker 3: that's apparently you said that. So he's with you on
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  Speaker 3: that one. What about this one? Hoidy J should definitely
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  Speaker 3: hit some DIY then you can pay the trades even
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  Speaker 3: more to fix his absolute shit show.
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  Speaker 4: Look, there may be some accuracy in that comment.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a plumber, Get a plumber and jas you will
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  Speaker 3: cock it up. However, do all the electrical work yourself.
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  Speaker 3: It's a piece of person Sparky's a bozos a couple
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  Speaker 3: of mores before you go. Great idea, have a go
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  Speaker 3: doing your own diy and then pay double for a
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  Speaker 3: real trading to come and finish all the botch jobs.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe anyone could be paid millions millions just to talk
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  Speaker 3: smack on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: What It'll be interesting to know how much Trade's work
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  Speaker 2: is fixing up people's balls apps.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I mean in.
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  Speaker 2: Terms of people say to themselves are doing miss I'll
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  Speaker 2: be sweet airs and then oh Jesus, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it be a fair amount of it, I'd say.
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  Speaker 6: I Jason, I'd be very surprised, based on everything I
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  Speaker 6: know about you, whether it didn't turn out that you
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  Speaker 6: could do everything yourself. Man, I'd be shocked. As you say,
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  Speaker 6: YouTube and Google, can you know about that Keezy doctor
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  Speaker 6: Google fingers? It used to be your name around here.
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  Speaker 6: A little blast from the past there, it's like a
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  Speaker 6: two year old reference. Oh my god, forgot about that.
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  Speaker 6: We're not making a sting for that either. One last text,
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  Speaker 6: can we please just have the Keezy and Mogi show
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  Speaker 6: as a carpenter. It's clear Jason and his massive honk
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  Speaker 6: and no shit all about five percent of what trades do.
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  Speaker 6: Don't want to look at his house from closer than
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  Speaker 6: five hundred meters. Struck a little move thee.
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  Speaker 5: That was harsh, but I reckon. Just do it yourself, man, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I reckon, Yeah sweet yeah, yeah yeah, good stuff. Here's
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  Speaker 5: Hold a key,