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2nd DATE UPDATE: Carlos & Amaya · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: The next segment we're going to do is called Second
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  Speaker 1: Date Update because that's what we're going to try and get,
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  Speaker 1: and that's what the bit is called.
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  Speaker 2: Second Date Update starts right now on John Jay and Rick.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, it's time for Second Date Update. You go on
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  Speaker 3: a date with someone, you think there's going to be
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  Speaker 3: another date, you expect a second date, but you get ghosted.
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  Speaker 3: You call us. We want to hear your story, then
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  Speaker 3: we're going to call the person ghosting you. Let's say
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  Speaker 3: hello to Carlos. What's up, Carlos?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, how's it going?
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  Speaker 3: Good, man. Tell us a little bit about your situation,
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  Speaker 3: the date you went on, how you met, and what happened.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, like, I'm not going to lie. I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 1: I know the reason why she's ghosting me. And it's really, like,
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  Speaker 1: kind of embarrassing to talk about. I'm not going to lie.
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  Speaker 1: So we were hooking up, and I farted, like, right
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of hooking up.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And if it wasn't subtle or silent, it smelled
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  Speaker 1: really bad.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no. Oh, gross. What are we supposed to do
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  Speaker 2: with that? If that's the reason, you can't blame her.
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  Speaker 4: You can't just get the ick. Right, because it's natural, right? Like,
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  Speaker 4: everyone farts.
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  Speaker 2: But that's gross.
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  Speaker 3: Yuck.
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  Speaker 2: And it stunk.
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  Speaker 4: But also, it's like your first time because you're like,
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  Speaker 4: this is what.
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  Speaker 3: I expect now.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Did she say anything?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, to be honest, we both kind of laughed
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  Speaker 1: it off. So she kind of played it off like
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  Speaker 1: it was okay, but I don't know. I could tell
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  Speaker 1: she was grossed out.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. So is that it? We just call her and say,
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  Speaker 3: we know why you're ghosting him or is there more
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  Speaker 3: to the story?
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  Speaker 1: A little more. I mean, like, what makes it worse
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  Speaker 1: is that she said I'm the first guy she slept
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  Speaker 1: with in, like, years. Oh, wow. Apparently she's been dating girls,
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  Speaker 1: and she told me I stopped dating men because men
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  Speaker 1: were grossing me out. And I'm like, oh, no, that's
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  Speaker 1: just super boring.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. I think you did. It turns out
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  Speaker 2: she was right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. But yeah, it was going really well before that,
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  Speaker 1: so I don't know. She just disappeared since then, and
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  Speaker 1: I want to get a chance to apologize.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she liked you enough to get you in bed,
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  Speaker 4: so I mean, there's.
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  Speaker 2: Up until that point, it was going well.
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  Speaker 4: Right, so definitely something happened, and you might be right
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  Speaker 4: on it.
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  Speaker 3: Help me, I just want to get the whole, like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm seeing the movie in my head, so you start
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  Speaker 3: making out, you go to the bedroom, she hasn't been
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  Speaker 3: with a guy intimate in a long time, you're doing it,
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  Speaker 3: you break wind... you kind of play it off a
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  Speaker 3: little bit. And then what, does she stay the night
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  Speaker 3: and get up in the morning and leave? Or does
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  Speaker 3: she leave when you guys are done? Like, how's that
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  Speaker 3: whole transition go?
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  Speaker 1: Um, she did leave. Uh, but like, you know, she
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  Speaker 1: didn't leave like immediately, like, Oh, I got to get
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  Speaker 1: out of here. You know, we cut off a little
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  Speaker 1: bit and then she's like, all right, I got to go.
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  Speaker 1: I got to get up in the morning. And I
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  Speaker 1: was like, Oh, that's fair. Um, but I was like, damn,
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  Speaker 1: I hope I didn't like ruin this.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so we're going to get her on the phone.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to ask her why she's blowing you off. Obviously,
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  Speaker 3: we think that's the reason. So when she says that,
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  Speaker 3: then you want to try to get a second date
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  Speaker 3: or you just want to apologize?
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  Speaker 1: I want to try and get a second date. She
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  Speaker 1: was really cool.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well, what's her name?
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  Speaker 1: Amaya.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Hold on to line. Let's get Amaya's number.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see if she'll go on with us real quick.
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  Speaker 4: Hang tight.
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  Speaker 3: Second date update continues next with John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 3: We are in the middle of Second Aid Update. Kind
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  Speaker 3: of interesting. Carlos. Oh, sorry, Rich. You do the recap.
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  Speaker 3: My bad.
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  Speaker 2: My bad.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't mean to step on your toes. You get
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  Speaker 3: very excited for this recap. I see you writing stuff down.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, hey.
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  Speaker 3: I am so sorry.
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  Speaker 2: This is my line.
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  Speaker 3: I am so sorry.
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  Speaker 2: This is the story of Carlos and Amaya. Their first
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  Speaker 2: date was going super, super great. They had dinner. They
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  Speaker 2: went back to his place, and they were hooking up.
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  Speaker 2: But during the hookup, right during the middle of the hookup,
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  Speaker 2: he gassed. And it was loud, and it had some
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  Speaker 2: odor to it. And it was terrible. And she left.
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  Speaker 2: And he's gotten zero return texts. But he likes her so, so,
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  Speaker 2: so much that he wants to know if there's a
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  Speaker 2: chance for this flatulated man to get a date with
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  Speaker 2: this beautiful woman.
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  Speaker 3: That was a good recap. You nailed it, right, Carlos?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, that's it. All right.
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  Speaker 3: So look, she already agreed to go on there with us.
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  Speaker 3: She doesn't really know what we're calling about specifically. So
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  Speaker 3: hang tight for a second. Hold on. You just stay quiet.
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  Speaker 3: We'll talk to her real quick. Amaya.
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  Speaker 4: Hello. Hi.
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  Speaker 3: So you're on the radio, John Jay and Rich radio show.
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  Speaker 5: Um, I, is this a donation thing? I'm not interested. No, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You're not going to be, we're not on the list.
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  Speaker 3: You're not, this isn't a, you're on the radio. We're
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  Speaker 3: not asking for something like for money. We're asking to
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  Speaker 3: talk to you about something, something different.
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  Speaker 2: Um, Okay, this is weird.
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  Speaker 3: I know, it's really weird. It's weird for all of us.
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  Speaker 3: So listen, here's the deal. On our radio show, people
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  Speaker 3: email us and they tell us about situations that they're
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  Speaker 3: in and they need help getting answers to. And today,
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  Speaker 3: we got one from a guy named Carlos. He went
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  Speaker 3: on a date with you.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, about me?
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  Speaker 3: About you, yeah. He went on a date with you, okay?
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  Speaker 3: And he wants to see you again, but you're ignoring him.
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  Speaker 3: And he asked us to find out why you are
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  Speaker 3: ignoring him.
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  Speaker 5: Wait, I think you've got the wrong person.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: Amaya?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, and Carlos.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know a Carlos.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well then never mind then. My bad.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, do you not remember, like, we had a really
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  Speaker 1: nice date. We hooked up and I farted.
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  Speaker 2: How could you forget that? I guess we buried the
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  Speaker 2: headline there, Amaya. We should have gotten to that right away. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that guy.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, now I know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Was the date that bad, Amaya, that you had to, like,
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  Speaker 4: block this out of your memory?
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  Speaker 5: It wasn't... The date was fine. So, like, it's just...
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  Speaker 5: I mean... And I'm going to try to say this
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  Speaker 5: as nicely as possible, but it's him, you know?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I just think he's, like... Um.
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  Speaker 5: Uh, what should I say? Like a corn ball, you know?
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  Speaker 5: Cause like everything on the date was fine, but like
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  Speaker 5: this man has like hella religious tattoos. Like I'm, I'm
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  Speaker 5: thinking like everything and like everywhere, like.
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  Speaker 2: Crosses, Bible verses, God stuff, angels and whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 5: And I was like, you know, cause like, Earlier in
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  Speaker 5: the day, we were like talking, getting to know each other. And,
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  Speaker 5: you know, we were talking about our faith. And what
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  Speaker 5: confused me was that he literally told me he doesn't
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  Speaker 5: believe in God. And this man has like a thousand
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  Speaker 5: religious tattoos, you know. So I'm, like, laying there, like,
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  Speaker 5: looking at, like, literally this Bible verse across his body.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm, like, yo, what?
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  Speaker 2: What is going on?
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  Speaker 5: And, like, I asked him about one of the verses. And, like,
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  Speaker 5: he didn't really know what he meant. Like, he couldn't
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  Speaker 5: tell me anything.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm, like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: That gave me the ick.
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  Speaker 5: So bad because, like. Why would you permanently put this
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  Speaker 5: on your body just because, I don't know, you thought
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  Speaker 5: it looked, like, deep or something?
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: That's weird. That's weird.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird, right? Hold on. I have to defend
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  Speaker 1: myself here.
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  Speaker 2: Go.
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  Speaker 5: Go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: That's Carlos.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, look, there's not some profound meaning behind every tattoo.
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  Speaker 1: I really just thought they looked cool, like the crosses
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  Speaker 1: and stuff. And my buddy was learning how to tattoo
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  Speaker 1: at the time, so I let him practice.
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  Speaker 5: Whoa, what? A buddy was learning how to tattoo and
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  Speaker 5: you were like down for anything? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, you know, I figured like, hey, why not?
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  Speaker 1: You know, he needs practice. Tattoos are cool.
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  Speaker 2: And the Bible theme just sort of carries, I take it.
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  Speaker 2: What a good friend. You know, if you're going to
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  Speaker 2: start with the sleeve, you might as well keep it religious. Right.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, you see a lot of the sleeves with
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  Speaker 4: the heavens opening up.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, I guess I get it.
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  Speaker 2: But like, that's really weird.
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  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: It's a bizarre aesthetic if you were a total non-believer. Wait,
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  Speaker 2: is your friend the tattoo artist?
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  Speaker 1: Is he, like, religious? I mean, not, like, super religious.
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  Speaker 1: He's just kind of raised around that, you know, so
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  Speaker 1: it's like.
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  Speaker 2: So those might not be Bible verses at all. Those
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  Speaker 2: could just be, like, Linkin Park lyrics. I mean, I didn't...
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  Speaker 2: In the end, it doesn't really matter. Bible.
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  Speaker 5: But, like, I'll say this. They look pretty good for, like,
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  Speaker 5: a starter tattoo, so, like, I'll give him that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they were really bad at first, actually. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: what do you mean at first? I got them touched
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  Speaker 1: up later by an actual tattoo artist.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, oh my God. No, I mean, I'm sorry, but like, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you're like actually stupid.
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  Speaker 2: That's why you guys sound like you'd be good together.
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  Speaker 2: You could really set him straight, Amaya. Because I can
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  Speaker 2: tell you like him. That you're amused by him. You're
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  Speaker 2: at least curious.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, what threw me off is you're just
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  Speaker 5: like down for it. anything and like you don't stop
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  Speaker 5: and think first.
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  Speaker 4: She's like nicely dragging him she's.
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  Speaker 3: Become your parent here's the deal he wants to see
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  Speaker 3: you again and take you on another date are you
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  Speaker 3: down or are you not.
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  Speaker 4: Down I don't know you should do it do it.
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  Speaker 3: You think I should?
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  Speaker 2: You're going to have stories either way.
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  Speaker 3: He was worried about the fart, and it's not the fart.
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  Speaker 3: He didn't bring up the tattoos. You're worried about the tattoos.
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  Speaker 3: You're like, here's a guy. I'd be worried that he
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  Speaker 3: doesn't believe in God. That would bother me. I'm not
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  Speaker 3: here to preach my sequitur beliefs.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what to do.
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  Speaker 2: I'll give him a second chance.
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  Speaker 5: If you guys are down to set us up to
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  Speaker 5: go somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure.
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  Speaker 3: She's going to go for the free dinner.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, hey. Hey, if you guys are taking care of it.
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  Speaker 2: I will take what's for the team and date with you.
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  Speaker 2: You called me. Am I a smart guy?
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  Speaker 3: She's a smart guy.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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  Speaker 3: We'll make sure we connect you guys. Hold on a second. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: hold on. Very good. Thank you guys for talking. There
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  Speaker 3: you go, Carlos. So it's not your toot. Not your toot.
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  Speaker 3: It's your tattoo.
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  Speaker 2: Is this the first one we've won in a while?
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  Speaker 2: We haven't won a second date update in a minute.
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  Speaker 3: It's your tattooed.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, look, this time I promise I won't fart.
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  Speaker 1: And the tattoos, just, you know, don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 3: Since you don't care, why don't you get a Maya
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  Speaker 3: tattooed on your chest? Say, Maya, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: That's too much.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, look, you know, if it works out, maybe.
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  Speaker 3: All right, hold on.
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  Speaker 5: Don't get new friends.
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  Speaker 3: All right, that's second date update, you guys, with John
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  Speaker 3: Jay and Rich.