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95% · GAS MONEY

0:09
SPEAKER_03: Welcome to another installment of Gas Money.
0:12
SPEAKER_03: We got Chubbs in the building.
0:14
SPEAKER_03: We also got Toon in the building.
0:16
SPEAKER_03: Yo, yo, yo, you know what it is.
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SPEAKER_03: To the left of me.
0:19
SPEAKER_03: We got KO Jo in the building.
0:21
SPEAKER_01: What's up, everybody?
0:22
SPEAKER_01: And we have Ace in the building.
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SPEAKER_05: Thank you, beautiful KO Jo.
0:27
SPEAKER_05: Uh it's Ace in the building.
0:28
SPEAKER_05: We got AG also is always.
0:30
SPEAKER_05: And we don't want to run this thing without him.
0:32
SPEAKER_05: So don't ever, ever, ever try to be active.
0:35
SPEAKER_03: That's a lot of pressure.
0:37
SPEAKER_03: Um, pressure bursts pipes or makes diamonds, they say.
0:43
SPEAKER_03: Which one are you?
0:44
SPEAKER_01: Which one are you?
0:46
SPEAKER_05: Hey, hey, hey, pressure only busts pipes and move in water that's not moving.
0:50
SPEAKER_05: Really?
0:51
SPEAKER_05: Damn.
0:51
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, if the body of water is moving, it cannot freeze.
0:53
SPEAKER_05: It's impossible.
0:55
SPEAKER_05: Think about that.
0:56
SPEAKER_05: It's not a still object, it's moving, the molecule's moving.
0:58
SPEAKER_05: So you can't stop.
1:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we are sipping on some gin.
1:04
SPEAKER_03: Sipping on all sorts of games.
1:05
SPEAKER_03: Whatever you want, so I'm gonna start with our our.
1:11
SPEAKER_03: Anyways, um, how's your guys' uh holiday season been going?
1:15
SPEAKER_03: Trash.
1:16
SPEAKER_03: Oh, you crazy.
1:17
SPEAKER_03: You're an adult.
1:18
SPEAKER_01: You got cold for Christmas.
1:20
SPEAKER_03: I wish I got cold for Christmas.
1:22
SPEAKER_03: I'd have been able to light my hookah.
1:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, right.
1:24
SPEAKER_03: I'm done.
1:25
SPEAKER_03: I heard that joke, a hundred miles ago.
1:27
SPEAKER_03: I didn't even get that on Twitter.
1:28
SPEAKER_03: That shit was every fucking tweet.
1:30
SPEAKER_03: No, I'm grateful for what I got.
1:32
SPEAKER_03: I just miss being a kid and getting a shit ton more gifts.
1:36
SPEAKER_03: But I was happy watching my little nephew be happy for his first Christmas.
1:39
SPEAKER_03: That's dope.
1:40
SPEAKER_03: That's what we go.
1:41
SPEAKER_05: That's very big of you.
1:42
SPEAKER_05: I was fucking angry and jealous of my little cousin.
1:44
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, you got another motherfucking gift?
1:46
SPEAKER_05: Come on, man.
1:47
SPEAKER_05: I'm being recorded.
1:48
SPEAKER_05: I have to be generous.
1:49
SPEAKER_05: Nah.
1:51
SPEAKER_05: I'm the first cousin.
1:52
SPEAKER_05: I ain't getting shit growing up and they getting everything.
1:54
SPEAKER_05: So I'm tight at his puppet.
1:56
SPEAKER_03: This little nigga got too many train motorcycle.
1:58
SPEAKER_03: First of all, you shouldn't be calling your nephew nigga.
2:01
SPEAKER_03: That's my little nigga.
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SPEAKER_03: Nah.
2:03
SPEAKER_03: That's my cozy black guy.
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SPEAKER_05: Nah.
2:08
SPEAKER_05: I can't be too mad though, because little cousins are it's a good generation coming up.
2:12
SPEAKER_01: But that's how it is.
2:13
SPEAKER_01: The the latest generation always gets more than the Yeah, just like the last child of a few children in a family.
2:18
SPEAKER_01: The ones before it.
2:20
SPEAKER_01: That's always how it is.
2:21
SPEAKER_05: The first one gets beat.
2:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
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SPEAKER_05: Slavery.
2:24
SPEAKER_05: And the next two get to do whatever the fuck they want.
2:27
SPEAKER_01: Well, now you know what environment we're in now, though, so you can't beat your child too much.
2:31
SPEAKER_05: I don't know what you're talking about.
2:32
SPEAKER_05: Oh, you said too much.
2:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you can't beat my limb.
2:36
SPEAKER_03: You can't Caribbeanly discipline your child.
2:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't know.
2:40
SPEAKER_03: I heard that.
2:40
SPEAKER_03: We were, ladies and gentlemen.
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SPEAKER_03: Yep.
2:42
SPEAKER_03: Caribbeanly lead.
2:43
SPEAKER_03: Caribbean.
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SPEAKER_03: Caribbean style.
2:45
SPEAKER_03: Caribbean style.
2:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that means that you're not going to be able to discipline your child outside.
2:48
SPEAKER_03: Because you would go to jail.
2:50
SPEAKER_05: Oh, West Indian style is at home, though.
2:52
SPEAKER_05: All the whoopings is that.
2:53
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
2:54
SPEAKER_03: Because I was in school, I talked back to my mother in school and she's a big thing.
2:57
SPEAKER_03: My mom beats me.
2:58
SPEAKER_03: That sounds like a problem.
2:59
SPEAKER_03: I mean, like, who are you disrespecting in public?
3:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that sounds like you needed to be checked in that moment.
3:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but you do that now, you're getting arrested.
3:06
SPEAKER_03: Somebody called the ball.
3:06
SPEAKER_01: If somebody exactly the police fan now.
3:08
SPEAKER_03: Think about it.
3:09
SPEAKER_03: Who is it?
3:09
SPEAKER_03: We call an EG now, right?
3:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, definitely.
3:12
SPEAKER_03: I'm a mandated reporter.
3:14
SPEAKER_03: So if I see any abuse out there.
3:16
SPEAKER_03: I know you've actually been that since your previous job.
3:18
SPEAKER_03: I don't know if you ever.
3:19
SPEAKER_03: Oh, we are?
3:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
3:20
SPEAKER_03: I didn't know that.
3:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
3:21
SPEAKER_03: Oh, wow.
3:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's great.
3:23
SPEAKER_03: See something, say something?
3:24
SPEAKER_03: Are you gonna be one of those parents that has a little batpack with the leash?
3:27
SPEAKER_03: What the fuck are you talking about?
3:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't know.
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SPEAKER_02: You don't remember that era with the little batpack?
3:31
SPEAKER_01: Oh no, my mom had those.
3:32
SPEAKER_01: She had four girls.
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SPEAKER_01: She needed that shit.
3:34
SPEAKER_01: She didn't care how anybody looked at her.
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SPEAKER_01: She's not gonna have her kids.
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SPEAKER_05: They have a harness.
3:41
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, they have a pack.
3:42
SPEAKER_01: Let's say it's like a monkey or something, and then they have like basically a leash on it.
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SPEAKER_05: Literally a leash.
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SPEAKER_05: Like the tail is gonna be a leash, and you're holding your child like a dog.
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SPEAKER_03: My child's a black man.
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SPEAKER_03: He can't be have no monkey anywhere.
3:52
SPEAKER_03: What?
3:53
SPEAKER_03: It was different animals, but what other animals could there be?
3:57
SPEAKER_03: It was just zebras.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they do anything.
4:01
SPEAKER_03: Dogs have tails?
4:02
SPEAKER_03: They're not really.
4:03
SPEAKER_01: It doesn't have to be like anatomically correct, but it's just a backpack that has a leash on it.
4:08
SPEAKER_03: The answer is no.
4:10
SPEAKER_03: No, I'm not gonna do that.
4:12
SPEAKER_03: But um, those of you that have done that, hey, kudos.
4:15
SPEAKER_03: But I'm not gonna do it.
4:16
SPEAKER_03: Oh, you're gonna do it.
4:17
SPEAKER_03: Hell no.
4:18
SPEAKER_03: Why not?
4:18
SPEAKER_03: Because I I look at it as you're treating your child like a little pet.
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SPEAKER_03: Like, that's my little dog.
4:24
SPEAKER_03: That's how I'm gonna do it.
4:24
SPEAKER_01: Or you don't want your kids to get away because those are the kids that are gonna end up in some freaking different part of the zoo that they're not supposed to be in.
4:31
SPEAKER_01: That's what's what happens.
4:32
SPEAKER_01: That's why it depends on where you are, but like especially if you have multiple kids.
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SPEAKER_01: Like my mom did it because she had four girls, like all of similar ages.
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SPEAKER_01: So it's like and just her, like, you know, my parents never let me know.
4:44
SPEAKER_03: Oh, it it it shows.
4:46
SPEAKER_03: Well, it wasn't because they wanted to.
4:48
SPEAKER_03: I would cry to get back in.
4:49
SPEAKER_05: See, this is first, this is first world problems over here.
4:52
SPEAKER_05: Because if you was a bad kid, you wasn't getting the fuck out of the house anyway.
4:54
SPEAKER_05: So we didn't have to worry about that.
4:56
SPEAKER_05: Damn.
4:56
SPEAKER_05: That's that's how you gotta have a yeah.
4:59
SPEAKER_05: Hell yeah.
5:00
SPEAKER_05: You ain't gonna be a good one.
5:00
SPEAKER_05: I know.
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SPEAKER_05: Oh, oh, he's not gonna listen at the zoo.
5:03
SPEAKER_05: You be fucking lucky if you get to the zoo.
5:05
SPEAKER_05: Shit.
5:05
SPEAKER_05: Well, we first time I went to Bronx Zoo was last year for my birthday.
5:08
SPEAKER_05: The first time.
5:09
SPEAKER_05: Wait, wait, wait.
5:10
SPEAKER_05: I'm telling you.
5:10
SPEAKER_05: Hold on.
5:11
SPEAKER_05: So just so you know, if you're related to A's, you know he still has a grudge.
5:15
SPEAKER_05: And when they took you to the book, I was bad, bro.
5:17
SPEAKER_05: They wouldn't take me out to school on field trips.
5:20
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's that's pretty bad.
5:21
SPEAKER_05: It's not a game.
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SPEAKER_05: Missed out on the aquariums.
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SPEAKER_05: Um, the only thing I got to go to as a field trip was um the UN.
5:30
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I knew it.
5:31
SPEAKER_01: I was like something black, I bet.
5:33
SPEAKER_05: Lucky, I didn't get to go to UN.
5:35
SPEAKER_03: So damn, you so you never did the museum of um what's the one in what you call it?
5:39
SPEAKER_03: Natural history?
5:40
SPEAKER_03: I haven't done a museum in Natural History.
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SPEAKER_05: I haven't gone to Ground Zero.
5:45
SPEAKER_03: I've never been to Ground Zero.
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SPEAKER_03: They usually take us to the one in flushing with the little queen, you walk through the table to see the shops and that shit.
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SPEAKER_05: I don't even think I just went to the Bronx Zoo this June.
5:56
SPEAKER_05: How'd you like it?
5:57
SPEAKER_05: It was amazing.
5:58
SPEAKER_05: Did you go on a Thursday?
6:00
SPEAKER_05: Uh I don't know what day I did.
6:01
SPEAKER_05: Oh, happens on Thursday.
6:02
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but Wednesday and Thursday is a free day.
6:04
SPEAKER_05: I think it's a good one.
6:06
SPEAKER_05: I think it's Wednesday.
6:06
SPEAKER_05: I went five minutes before they put the lion in.
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SPEAKER_05: I was able to hear a fucking lion.
6:11
SPEAKER_05: Well, a lion in captivity.
6:13
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
6:13
SPEAKER_05: I was here uh able to hear what they sound like.
6:16
SPEAKER_05: Did you you did that share the trolley?
6:23
SPEAKER_00: I know.
6:24
SPEAKER_05: And there's nothing protecting you from it.
6:27
SPEAKER_05: You did the trolley.
6:28
SPEAKER_05: I don't want to be that guy.
6:29
SPEAKER_05: No, no, no, no.
6:29
SPEAKER_03: Now that that's a good thing you gotta do.
6:31
SPEAKER_03: It's like a trolley ride and it takes you through like the little safari or something.
6:33
SPEAKER_01: If you go, if you go on Six Flags, they have that too.
6:36
SPEAKER_03: What's the king of the jungle?
6:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the Six Flags has this whole live in the jungle.
6:40
SPEAKER_03: No, that's absolutely right.
6:41
SPEAKER_03: White people just say anything.
6:42
SPEAKER_03: We just gotta move it.
6:43
SPEAKER_03: They're in the safari.
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SPEAKER_03: They don't live in the fucking jungle.
6:46
SPEAKER_03: Lions and tigers don't live amongst each other.
6:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, tigers live in the jungle.
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SPEAKER_03: So tigers are the king of the jungle, in my opinion.
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SPEAKER_03: Because they're in the rainforest.
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SPEAKER_04: Tigers are bigger than lions, too.
6:54
SPEAKER_05: Uh they're about the same size.
6:55
SPEAKER_05: No, no, actually, um uh tiger is, I think, a little bigger than a lion.
7:00
SPEAKER_05: There's a certain species.
7:01
SPEAKER_05: That's a good question.
7:02
SPEAKER_05: Whichever species is still alive because we lost uh white bangle tiger when you were coming up.
7:07
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
7:07
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
7:08
SPEAKER_05: That's the white, the white with the black stripe?
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SPEAKER_05: The only white one.
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SPEAKER_05: The only white tiger.
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SPEAKER_03: No, because they have they have one in um Damn.
7:15
SPEAKER_03: What zoo was I watching this year?
7:16
SPEAKER_03: That might be a liger.
7:17
SPEAKER_03: A liger?
7:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's a big thing.
7:18
SPEAKER_03: A liger mixed with a lion.
7:20
SPEAKER_03: They're doing some freak shit.
7:21
SPEAKER_03: So they gotta be doing something.
7:22
SPEAKER_03: It was doing that shit when I was in fourth grade.
7:24
SPEAKER_03: It was reading that's a white one.
7:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, a tiger is like a little in the snow, right?
7:27
SPEAKER_03: A tiger's larger.
7:28
SPEAKER_03: Oh, so then no, so that's not the one.
7:30
SPEAKER_03: Another point for AG up on the board, by the way.
7:31
SPEAKER_03: What's that?
7:32
SPEAKER_03: A tiger is bigger.
7:33
SPEAKER_03: Tiger's bigger.
7:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
7:34
SPEAKER_03: King of the jungle, nigga.
7:35
SPEAKER_03: You're it was 50 figure.
7:37
SPEAKER_03: Wait, so what the hell?
7:38
SPEAKER_02: He knows what big pussy is running around.
7:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it says most experts would favor a Siberian and Bengal tiger over an African lion.
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SPEAKER_03: I tell you, certain species.
7:49
SPEAKER_01: Tiger, a tiger got it.
7:52
SPEAKER_04: He's the king of that Sahara looking ship.
7:54
SPEAKER_04: No, because in the song it says King of the Jungle.
7:56
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's no jungle.
7:58
SPEAKER_05: I mean everything.
7:59
SPEAKER_01: Ain't no jungle.
8:00
SPEAKER_05: Chubbs, that's every story that you know as a chub.
8:03
SPEAKER_05: Exactly.
8:03
SPEAKER_05: That's crazy.
8:04
SPEAKER_05: It's the white folk.
8:05
SPEAKER_03: So we found out two things that T-Rex and what they lie about the T-Rex with.
8:10
SPEAKER_03: Remember, they say it's a reptile lizard, but it's really a big chicken.
8:13
SPEAKER_03: Okay, that's true.
8:16
SPEAKER_03: My man proved it to me.
8:20
SPEAKER_03: So you proved it on the air.
8:23
SPEAKER_03: What did I prove?
8:24
SPEAKER_03: That that the they use a reptilian skin lizard to sell.
8:28
SPEAKER_03: Don't they look because you're saying they look more like birds?
8:30
SPEAKER_03: I don't know what's gonna be because of the biggest.
8:32
SPEAKER_03: You did guess who we got.
8:33
SPEAKER_03: I'm sick of these people.
8:41
SPEAKER_01: That's what they sell.
8:42
SPEAKER_01: Reptiles are cooler than big birds.
8:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's right.
8:46
SPEAKER_03: Look at big bird.
8:47
SPEAKER_03: Look at big bird.
8:48
SPEAKER_03: If you shave a chicken, it does look like a reptile.
8:54
SPEAKER_05: I'll be scared of a shaved chicken running my way.
8:56
SPEAKER_05: Anything big.
8:59
SPEAKER_05: How big that shit?
9:00
SPEAKER_05: If you shave a chicken and set it my way, I'm running probably.
9:02
SPEAKER_05: So that's an ugly fucking creature.
9:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's just ugly as fuck, man.
9:06
SPEAKER_05: So since I said Big Bird, did y'all see the Big Bird was also fake, just so you know.
9:11
SPEAKER_03: No, did you see the big controversy that's going on with Sesame Street?
9:14
SPEAKER_01: No.
9:15
SPEAKER_01: What?
9:15
SPEAKER_03: Whether they want to make a gender neutral.
9:17
SPEAKER_03: No, with Ernie and um they was basically teaching people about drug sales, and nobody realized.
9:22
SPEAKER_03: About drug sales when he was at when he was getting his cookies.
9:26
SPEAKER_03: No, not the Bro, the guy with the eighth.
9:29
SPEAKER_03: No, the guy came up to Ernie, like, yo, I got something, I got something for sale, this and third.
9:33
SPEAKER_03: And he said, What is it?
9:33
SPEAKER_03: And he opened the jacket an eight.
9:36
SPEAKER_03: It was a number eight.
9:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
9:39
SPEAKER_03: You think about what life goes on and you learn what an eighth is.
9:43
SPEAKER_03: I got eight.
9:43
SPEAKER_03: Or is your mind just poisoned?
9:45
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, no.
9:47
SPEAKER_03: If I'm selling you a number eight, yes.
9:49
SPEAKER_03: I'm a child learning how to count.
9:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm selling you the number eight, but as you get to the dope, he's saying there's another, you know, there's a point of the thing.
9:57
SPEAKER_03: We're learning about the letter, I mean the letter, the number eight today.
10:00
SPEAKER_03: No, we're not.
10:01
SPEAKER_03: Bro, come on.
10:02
SPEAKER_03: Come on.
10:02
SPEAKER_03: Come on.
10:02
SPEAKER_03: I'm giving them the world goes on.
10:06
SPEAKER_03: I could be, all right.
10:07
SPEAKER_03: This might seem a little wrong.
10:09
SPEAKER_03: No, that's wrong.
10:10
SPEAKER_05: It's all speculation unless the writer tells you.
10:12
SPEAKER_01: No, it's not wrong because obviously the kids don't know what it means.
10:16
SPEAKER_01: But they they may put things like that for the adults to catch.
10:20
SPEAKER_05: They have always made it seem that he was always getting, buying, or selling something that was illegal.
10:26
SPEAKER_05: They made it seem like cookies, but he was always moving like a hustler.
10:29
SPEAKER_03: That's true.
10:30
SPEAKER_03: Y'all know.
10:30
SPEAKER_03: Scooby-Doo.
10:32
SPEAKER_03: Scooby-Doo.
10:33
SPEAKER_03: You never see through the book.
10:35
SPEAKER_03: They've been high.
10:36
SPEAKER_03: They be getting hot Scooby snack edibles.
10:38
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I don't know.
10:39
SPEAKER_03: I think it was like.
10:40
SPEAKER_05: Anything that's based off of hippies, they kind of gonna have to get high.
10:42
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, he was oh yeah.
10:43
SPEAKER_03: I'm just talking about everybody.
10:45
SPEAKER_03: I'm overly sexualizing uh Daphne.
10:47
SPEAKER_03: That's all I see on the internet.
10:49
SPEAKER_03: Sounds like you.
10:50
SPEAKER_03: Daphne's sexy, bro.
10:52
SPEAKER_03: I mean, you need to stay off of Facebook, but Daphne is sexy.
10:54
SPEAKER_05: You see what these strippers are doing in his life?
10:57
SPEAKER_03: Any stripper dress up in Daphne, like, oh, Daphne.
11:01
SPEAKER_03: They'd be over sexual.
11:02
SPEAKER_03: Come on, come on.
11:03
SPEAKER_03: You need to be.
11:08
SPEAKER_03: Velma never looks for her glasses standing up.
11:11
SPEAKER_03: She's old on all fours and doggies.
11:13
SPEAKER_05: I mean, how you gonna look for something if you can't see?
11:15
SPEAKER_05: It's on the floor, bro.
11:17
SPEAKER_05: Bro, come on.
11:18
SPEAKER_05: It can never be anywhere else but the floor.
11:20
SPEAKER_02: She's not gonna be bending down, standing up looking for her glasses.
11:23
SPEAKER_03: It can never be anywhere else but the floor, right?
11:25
SPEAKER_03: Definitely.
11:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well.
11:27
SPEAKER_03: Come on, man.
11:28
SPEAKER_03: Come on, man.
11:29
SPEAKER_03: Let me check your pockets for my glasses.
11:31
SPEAKER_03: I forgot my glasses.
11:33
SPEAKER_01: No, but she usually loses it because they're like outdoing shit, looking a little well.
11:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, whatever criminal.
11:41
SPEAKER_03: Not at all, actually.
11:42
SPEAKER_03: Y'all niggas are just sick.
11:44
SPEAKER_03: That's why they got cartoon point, right?
11:46
SPEAKER_03: Alright.
11:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
11:48
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
11:48
SPEAKER_03: Like that wasn't an error called.
11:50
SPEAKER_03: We went left real fast.
11:51
SPEAKER_03: So that's what I'm saying.
11:52
SPEAKER_03: No, but if you think about it, that's why all these people started doing that with like anime making cartoons on the internet like that.
11:58
SPEAKER_03: Oh, in terms of topic.
11:59
SPEAKER_03: Right?
12:00
SPEAKER_03: What was the topic?
12:01
SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
12:01
SPEAKER_05: We went far left, came back right.
12:03
SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah, it was Chris.
12:04
SPEAKER_05: We're talking about the biggest pussy in the job.
12:10
SPEAKER_05: It's a tiger.
12:11
SPEAKER_05: AG knows his pussy, man.
12:13
SPEAKER_05: That's the tiger.
12:15
SPEAKER_04: I let y'all niggas know.
12:17
SPEAKER_04: It was crazy.
12:18
SPEAKER_04: So how did we get there?
12:19
SPEAKER_04: I was talking about Christmas.
12:20
SPEAKER_04: Christmas.
12:20
SPEAKER_04: And white people lying.
12:21
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
12:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
12:22
SPEAKER_04: Christmas is a lie too, but we're not gonna talk about it.
12:23
SPEAKER_03: See how many rabbit moves and lies to send you down?
12:26
SPEAKER_05: Um Christmas has been great, though.
12:28
SPEAKER_05: I mean, uh, I've been hustling like a motherfucker, so it's forcing me to uh to relax because I have to go home and chill for two days while you're off, you know?
12:38
SPEAKER_05: Well, honestly, after the third day, I get crazy.
12:40
SPEAKER_05: I I gotta go out the house.
12:41
SPEAKER_05: I gotta get out.
12:42
SPEAKER_03: I'm the opposite, man.
12:43
SPEAKER_03: I can stay home for 10 months straight if I want to.
12:46
SPEAKER_03: And be fine.
12:47
SPEAKER_03: I'm always outside, bro.
12:47
SPEAKER_03: This shit is whack.
12:48
SPEAKER_03: This shit out here.
12:51
SPEAKER_03: It's a lot we gotta go.
12:52
SPEAKER_03: You outside.
12:53
SPEAKER_03: You get props for that now.
12:54
SPEAKER_03: What?
12:55
SPEAKER_03: For saying you're outside.
12:56
SPEAKER_03: I don't know why that became a good thing.
12:57
SPEAKER_03: Oh, because children in front of you.
13:01
SPEAKER_03: No, I'm not just saying on Twitter, it's on a lot of social media.
13:03
SPEAKER_03: I'm outside, you know.
13:05
SPEAKER_03: Everybody always has a channel.
13:06
SPEAKER_03: Look at 6ix9ine.
13:07
SPEAKER_04: He goes to Detroit, yo.
13:08
SPEAKER_04: I'm outside.
13:08
SPEAKER_04: Where y'all at?
13:09
SPEAKER_04: Everybody sleep, but I'm out here.
13:11
SPEAKER_03: Everybody doing that now.
13:12
SPEAKER_03: I don't know why.
13:12
SPEAKER_03: This world is fucked up.
13:13
SPEAKER_03: 6ix9ine.
13:14
SPEAKER_03: So any uh interesting gifts?
13:16
SPEAKER_03: Did you give it a couple?
13:17
SPEAKER_03: I'm getting a PlayStation 4.
13:18
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
13:18
SPEAKER_03: Isn't that old?
13:19
SPEAKER_03: You a little late, but it's all right.
13:20
SPEAKER_03: Well, mine's broke, so I'm getting another one.
13:22
SPEAKER_03: That's all.
13:22
SPEAKER_03: Alright.
13:23
SPEAKER_03: Any uh interesting gifts?
13:24
SPEAKER_03: You got some socks?
13:25
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I got some dope ass socks, man.
13:27
SPEAKER_05: That's good.
13:27
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I like it.
13:28
SPEAKER_03: I got a nice Christmas card.
13:29
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
13:30
SPEAKER_05: And what else did you do?
13:31
SPEAKER_05: What was nice about the Christmas card?
13:32
SPEAKER_05: He's acting like he just got socks.
13:35
SPEAKER_05: Oh no, that was one of my favorite things.
13:37
SPEAKER_05: I got it.
13:38
SPEAKER_05: My aunt actually told me she loved me.
13:39
SPEAKER_05: I was happy.
13:40
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I think she joined her.
13:42
SPEAKER_05: Auntie! I got a coffee maker too.
13:45
SPEAKER_05: I've been trying to fight having one in my house for years.
13:48
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
13:49
SPEAKER_05: I mean, if you're addicted to something, why make something?
13:51
SPEAKER_05: Oh, that's what you said.
13:52
SPEAKER_05: Why bring the fountain of it into your house?
13:54
SPEAKER_05: Because cafe bastardo is lit.
13:57
SPEAKER_05: Okay, I take your word for it.
13:58
SPEAKER_03: I don't know what you're talking about.
13:59
SPEAKER_03: I never know.
14:00
SPEAKER_03: It's Bustello, right?
14:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he said bastardo.
14:03
SPEAKER_03: You trying to call him something?
14:06
SPEAKER_03: A coffee bastard?
14:07
SPEAKER_04: Definitely Bostello.
14:09
SPEAKER_03: I said it wrong.
14:10
SPEAKER_03: Oh shit.
14:10
SPEAKER_03: That's my favorite coffee.
14:13
SPEAKER_01: That's what we drink.
14:13
SPEAKER_03: Anyways, how about you, AG?
14:15
SPEAKER_03: What'd you get?
14:15
SPEAKER_03: You got airpods, new shit.
14:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, broke.
14:20
SPEAKER_01: So hold on.
14:21
SPEAKER_01: I have AirPods too, but the old ones.
14:23
SPEAKER_01: But I like the older one.
14:24
SPEAKER_05: Did you get a fifty?
14:25
SPEAKER_05: No, no, we're not talking about this nigga leveled up twice.
14:27
SPEAKER_05: Did you get a matching S550 for the white one?
14:29
SPEAKER_05: Like you got a black one?
14:30
SPEAKER_05: Well, no, for the weekend, you know.
14:32
SPEAKER_05: I'm sick of you.
14:32
SPEAKER_05: You gotta match your AirPods.
14:41
SPEAKER_03: I'm actually uh I'm not gonna talk about it.
14:43
SPEAKER_03: Um but uh yeah, I I got a I got a nice gift.
14:46
SPEAKER_03: I appreciate everything.
14:47
SPEAKER_03: Appreciate everything.
14:49
SPEAKER_03: Um Christmas.
14:50
SPEAKER_03: Christmas.
14:51
SPEAKER_01: Um I give a lot of gifts.
14:53
SPEAKER_01: I usually don't get a lot, but I I don't I don't really care.
14:56
SPEAKER_01: I like to give gifts.
14:58
SPEAKER_01: So I gave all my family a lot of shit.
15:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm K-claus.
15:04
SPEAKER_03: Are we supposed to do I was supposed to bring the coquito?
15:07
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, I made coquito with my mom yesterday.
15:10
SPEAKER_01: We're sipping on that.
15:13
SPEAKER_03: You got your gift?
15:13
SPEAKER_03: Alright, we got problems.
15:16
SPEAKER_03: Alright, but it's sitting, yeah.
15:17
SPEAKER_03: I was supposed to bring it this episode, but I forgot guys.
15:19
SPEAKER_03: Damn you.
15:20
SPEAKER_03: Isn't it better when it sits or her?
15:22
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
15:22
SPEAKER_03: I wanted it right now.
15:23
SPEAKER_03: I always wanted that.
15:24
SPEAKER_03: It's good.
15:25
SPEAKER_03: Well, hopefully, yeah.
15:26
SPEAKER_03: We'll be the judge.
15:27
SPEAKER_03: We'll be the judge.
15:29
SPEAKER_03: If it's good.
15:29
SPEAKER_03: You made it, made it.
15:30
SPEAKER_03: We both made it.
15:31
SPEAKER_03: You made it, baby?
15:32
SPEAKER_03: Or was she just sitting in the room when it was made?
15:35
SPEAKER_03: Now you're wow.
15:37
SPEAKER_01: I handed her some shit.
15:38
SPEAKER_03: I handed her some shit.
15:40
SPEAKER_03: I always wonder if when it sits and read, what do you because people say sometimes it's the it separates because I think that egg and like the milk and stuff in there?
15:47
SPEAKER_03: Some people use like the egg white or the egg yolk or something like that.
15:50
SPEAKER_03: You gotta use an egg.
15:51
SPEAKER_03: The whole egg?
15:52
SPEAKER_03: Alright, then you at least that's the recipe I say.
15:54
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
15:55
SPEAKER_04: It's pasteurized.
15:56
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
15:56
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
15:57
SPEAKER_03: It's like you're eating a bigger.
15:58
SPEAKER_01: No, we don't we don't put eggs.
16:00
SPEAKER_04: Good.
16:00
SPEAKER_04: It's good.
16:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, we don't have to eat eggs.
16:02
SPEAKER_03: Try to put that extra oil no oil.
16:04
SPEAKER_03: Nah, uh some people do.
16:06
SPEAKER_03: Like I've seen.
16:07
SPEAKER_03: That's the recipe I say.
16:08
SPEAKER_03: I don't need no accelerating over here.
16:10
SPEAKER_03: That's the one you put on a stove and you like with without until it gets like uh not like boiled, but like it gets like a white foamy like color, whatever.
16:18
SPEAKER_03: No.
16:19
SPEAKER_01: I didn't give them no taste.
16:21
SPEAKER_03: No, I don't know what that gets for.
16:22
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I don't know what's the case.
16:23
SPEAKER_01: I know we don't we don't use like well.
16:25
SPEAKER_01: My mom's recipe.
16:26
SPEAKER_05: So we're not having AG's first batch.
16:28
SPEAKER_05: Come on, don't do that.
16:32
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna smell it first.
16:34
SPEAKER_03: I've seen people do it with the double boiler and everything.
16:36
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, yo, that's crazy.
16:38
SPEAKER_05: You definitely can't get that to me this week before it's spoiled.
16:43
SPEAKER_05: And the egg is already past.
16:44
SPEAKER_01: You better drive back and come back.
16:46
SPEAKER_05: Have you ever seen eggs sit in a fridge uncooked?
16:49
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
16:50
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
16:50
SPEAKER_05: Over a day?
16:51
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
16:51
SPEAKER_05: I've never seen that.
16:52
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
16:52
SPEAKER_05: What do you mean?
16:54
SPEAKER_05: He's done getting over his eggs.
16:56
SPEAKER_05: Where do you store your eggs?
16:57
SPEAKER_05: Cracked or uncracked?
16:59
SPEAKER_05: Either way, that's what I'm saying.
17:00
SPEAKER_05: Exactly.
17:00
SPEAKER_05: You don't store uncracked eggs.
17:01
SPEAKER_03: You eat it right away.
17:04
SPEAKER_03: I've broken eggs and had to like leave them in a bowl in the fridge.
17:07
SPEAKER_03: What?
17:07
SPEAKER_03: And you shat for weeks profusely.
17:10
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, okay.
17:11
SPEAKER_03: You never been making breakfast and like get a foco y'all run out of it?
17:14
SPEAKER_03: Nope.
17:16
SPEAKER_03: How long are you talking about storing this?
17:17
SPEAKER_03: I've left eggs cracked and everything for at least three days.
17:21
SPEAKER_03: Once you crack an egg, it goes where it goes, and that's the thing.
17:23
SPEAKER_01: I love how our conversations derail so much.
17:27
SPEAKER_01: It's like one thing and then it's boom egg.
17:31
SPEAKER_01: Jesus.
17:32
SPEAKER_05: Alright, let's rein it in.
17:33
SPEAKER_05: Our holidays went that and then the impeachment, but we still have Trump.
17:38
SPEAKER_05: How's that work?
17:39
SPEAKER_05: K.O.
17:39
SPEAKER_05: Chump.
17:40
SPEAKER_03: So explain to the ignorance in the room how impeachments are.
17:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because we we had a lot of well impeachment supposedly supposed to work like an indictment.
17:49
SPEAKER_01: So it's just like obviously the charges brought against you.
17:52
SPEAKER_01: Exactly, charges brought against him.
17:53
SPEAKER_01: So like the um the House of Representative formerly impeached him, but then it has to go to Senate and that's where the trial is gonna be.
18:02
SPEAKER_01: But um Nancy Pelosi has to give them the articles of impeachment, like because they have to ensure well she wants to ensure that there's gonna be a fair trial because there's a lot of obviously senators that are are on trial.
18:14
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
18:14
SPEAKER_01: So it's like they're not gonna be objective about this, so she wants to ensure they can actually do something with these articles of impeachment.
18:22
SPEAKER_03: I heard she also wants to make sure that three people that I think in the Senate that know that that whatever he did was wrong to she wants him to testify before she gets in the paper.
18:31
SPEAKER_05: I mean, there's no other choice.
18:32
SPEAKER_05: There's no other way.
18:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, whoever whoever has information regarding the witnesses this is a lot of um questions I've seen.
18:40
SPEAKER_03: Do you go to jail if you're impeached?
18:42
SPEAKER_03: Not necessarily.
18:43
SPEAKER_05: No, but in his case, if he gets which it will this will never happen.
18:48
SPEAKER_05: Trump will never be completely removed from his position as uh sitting president.
18:53
SPEAKER_05: Period.
18:54
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you can still be impeached like what happened already.
18:56
SPEAKER_01: But um Yeah, because then Bill Clinton still serve his full-term purpose.
19:00
SPEAKER_05: Correct.
19:00
SPEAKER_03: I thought he was out like two months before something like that.
19:03
SPEAKER_05: And let's not get it confused, even though he's impeached, that doesn't stop him from being re-elected, ladies and gentlemen.
19:10
SPEAKER_01: It's just your charge, you're charged with trying to do that.
19:11
SPEAKER_05: So this is where like everybody's up in arms, like, oh, he's impeached, he's impeached.
19:15
SPEAKER_05: So for me, I'm like, alright, so what?
19:17
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, he's impeached, and what, us group of people we got wiser, we're gonna elect someone better?
19:21
SPEAKER_05: No, we're gonna do fall through the same cracks and do the same shit unless we change what we're looking for.
19:26
SPEAKER_05: We're gonna vote for him immediately.
19:27
SPEAKER_03: Well, see me, I was just doing that to piss people off.
19:30
SPEAKER_03: Or we can't vote.
19:31
SPEAKER_03: I didn't vote for Trump.
19:32
SPEAKER_03: I voted for Hillary.
19:32
SPEAKER_05: See, and that's the problem, too.
19:34
SPEAKER_05: I voted for Hillary.
19:35
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
19:36
SPEAKER_05: The problem is too that people think this is um uh an attack of of the Democrats on the Republicans just because Trump is a Republican.
19:44
SPEAKER_05: Oh, that's not the case because the the Democratic Party has I'm just being an asshole to my friends.
19:49
SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay, forget your friends and Trump supporters, my fault.
19:52
SPEAKER_05: Well, you're kind of making the argument a little more difficult for good Democrats and good Republicans because it's not a Republican versus Democrat thing.
20:00
SPEAKER_05: That's what the media is painting it to be.
20:02
SPEAKER_05: Like, oh, the Democrats want Trump out.
20:04
SPEAKER_05: Democrats just want Trump out, so they're trying any any article of impeachment that they can.
20:08
SPEAKER_05: Mind you, six more than sixty percent of the Democratic Party has rejected um impeachment inquiries to Trump three times since he's been uh president.
20:19
SPEAKER_05: But nobody speaks about that.
20:20
SPEAKER_05: It's only because now that Nancy Pelosi actually has evidence.
20:24
SPEAKER_01: Evidence, something compelling.
20:26
SPEAKER_05: Everyone is trying to slander the Democratic Party as if we're they are or we are just doing that because we can.
20:34
SPEAKER_05: So they're like, oh, when you when we have a Republican president.
20:37
SPEAKER_01: He's like, that call was perfect.
20:38
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, okay.
20:39
SPEAKER_05: When we have a Republican president, you guys not gonna like how you act.
20:42
SPEAKER_05: When we had a Democratic um when we had Obama, they didn't let anything pass.
20:46
SPEAKER_05: Nothing.
20:47
SPEAKER_05: For real.
20:47
SPEAKER_05: I'm not saying Obama did an immense amount of shit for any certain amount of people.
20:52
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, gays, he did.
20:53
SPEAKER_05: Definitely.
20:54
SPEAKER_05: Because that's you know, that's a unilateral fight.
20:56
SPEAKER_05: And he created a lot of jobs, he's nothing wholehearted for the blacks.
21:01
SPEAKER_05: Sorry to say.
21:02
SPEAKER_05: But that's true.
21:03
SPEAKER_05: I'm still fine.
21:04
SPEAKER_01: But you gotta remember who's in these these offices, white people, white people.
21:08
SPEAKER_05: We elect them, they don't live amongst them.
21:10
SPEAKER_01: So unless they agree on that shit.
21:13
SPEAKER_01: That's why you need more people of color in office, then we can get more shit done for people of color.
21:18
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I um a bunch of like-minded meaning of people don't change anything.
21:22
SPEAKER_01: Because they're not those white men are not gonna identify with any of the struggles that people go through.
21:25
SPEAKER_03: So it's like you know what's crazy?
21:27
SPEAKER_03: Um, I don't know what show it was, but they reenacted good times with a live audience, and they made something similar to the situation that's going on now, like with presidents, and a lot of people was watching it saying.
21:40
SPEAKER_01: No, it wasn't it wasn't SNL.
21:42
SPEAKER_03: It's um I forgot the name of it.
21:44
SPEAKER_03: And like who was in it?
21:45
SPEAKER_03: They had the dude from Tiffany Haddish was in it.
21:47
SPEAKER_03: Tiffany Haddish was in it.
21:48
SPEAKER_03: They had to do from um it was Jimmy Fox.
21:51
SPEAKER_03: No, no, right now they had the dude from um Central Park Five in there, The Little Kid, The Little Kid and stuff like that.
21:57
SPEAKER_03: And I was watching, I was like, yo, this is crazy because this.
22:00
SPEAKER_03: Just reenacting what's going on in today's day and age, but in good times.
22:04
SPEAKER_03: And you should have seen my whole fame, like just looking at it like, oh my god, I'm like, so when this is going on in real life, y'all don't realize this?
22:12
SPEAKER_03: Nah, because we're busy working.
22:13
SPEAKER_03: This is the last time I played.
22:15
SPEAKER_03: It's crazy.
22:16
SPEAKER_03: But let them paint it to like an old TV show that you want it.
22:19
SPEAKER_03: You're like, that is crazy.
22:21
SPEAKER_03: Nah, let me ask you a question about um your friends, like first of all, I've been begging you to get one of them to come on the podcast to explain their trouble.
22:34
SPEAKER_01: Explain, please.
22:36
SPEAKER_03: That would be probably my dream episode outside of the training episode.
22:41
SPEAKER_03: Um definitely fuck with you.
22:45
SPEAKER_03: But um I just want them to explain their lifestyle to me.
22:48
SPEAKER_03: But um, I also not that they owe me anything.
22:52
SPEAKER_03: I'm just a curious person.
22:54
SPEAKER_03: Of course.
22:54
SPEAKER_03: Curiosity killed a cat.
22:56
SPEAKER_03: I'm not a cat.
22:56
SPEAKER_03: But um, so I'm a tiger.
23:00
SPEAKER_03: Biggest pussy there is.
23:03
SPEAKER_03: So like when you guys, like, what are you teasing them about the whole Trump thing?
23:08
SPEAKER_03: Like, what do you mean?
23:08
SPEAKER_03: No, I'm just being an ass, because since they support Trump, I just keep telling him, yo, Trump's a peach, he's gone, bye-bye.
23:13
SPEAKER_03: And like they're gonna say the same thing that that Kyoto said.
23:16
SPEAKER_03: Like, he's not really going.
23:17
SPEAKER_03: I noticed, but I'm just gonna keep saying it just to keep getting reactions.
23:20
SPEAKER_03: So when Obama was president, what what were they like?
23:22
SPEAKER_03: They didn't say nothing.
23:23
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, they also didn't call you either.
23:29
SPEAKER_05: Yo, a lot of people were salty when Obama was president, bro.
23:33
SPEAKER_05: You could not bring up politics for certain friends.
23:35
SPEAKER_05: I don't know I didn't ask them who they voted for back then.
23:37
SPEAKER_03: But this this year you know who they voted for.
23:39
SPEAKER_03: No, that brings up at the party, they like for some reason because becoming a lawyer, we always get into a debate about like this type of stuff, and I always tell them I can't stand Trump.
23:51
SPEAKER_01: So that brings up an interesting topic, just something that happened on the view, um, because Sonny was talking about um how um Kamala Harris dropped out of the race, and you know, she faced a lot of racism and sexism, and then one of the other um hosts, she's white, of course, but she says she says that oh, we had because basically she's just proving that America's still, you know, racist and sexist and all this other stuff, um in 2019, and she was like, wait, but isn't the fact that we, you know, um they elected uh black president twice and that Hillary won the popular vote, doesn't that disprove what you're trying to say?
24:33
SPEAKER_01: And then they were like, Yeah, but Trump's re-election sort of proves my point.
24:38
SPEAKER_01: And then Joey was like, and she was like, I don't understand.
24:42
SPEAKER_01: And she and Joy was like, um, basically, you know, um the election of Trump is a reaction to Obama's election, right?
24:50
SPEAKER_01: Because they saw a black man being president, so and obviously a lot of people are probably angry about that.
24:55
SPEAKER_01: So what do they do?
24:56
SPEAKER_01: Elect the most ra like blantly, exactly the most blatantly racist and divisive person as a candidate.
25:03
SPEAKER_01: So it's just ridiculous that people think just because you elected um a person of color, that means that all racism ceases to exist.
25:12
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna go out on a ledge here.
25:14
SPEAKER_03: I agree with everything uh you're saying, but just to play a white devil's advocate, um, do you think that this is not the best time outside of I guess right before segregation?
25:27
SPEAKER_03: Because people make that argument that we we were better off segregated, but besides.
25:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, besides that period of time for black people, don't you think this is the best time for black people?
25:37
SPEAKER_03: Right now?
25:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
25:38
SPEAKER_03: Uh how so?
25:40
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I think black people as Americans on a on a massive uh land that we could do anything and that we sort of set our minds to.
25:46
SPEAKER_03: I think actually now uh black women aren't in the most educated population of America.
25:51
SPEAKER_03: True.
25:52
SPEAKER_03: So But it's still scary for a black man to live day to day.
25:56
SPEAKER_03: No, you don't think it was scarier?
25:57
SPEAKER_03: Uh Jim Crow?
25:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, of course.
26:00
SPEAKER_05: At this moment, um, for humanity's sake, I think it's definitely the best time that we know on record.
26:05
SPEAKER_03: Okay, because you know they always make those jokes about all the time travel jokes.
26:08
SPEAKER_03: If you're black, you can't really fuck with a time machine.
26:11
SPEAKER_03: There's a certain time period that's funny.
26:15
SPEAKER_03: So talking about it, I saw the movie you told me to watch, and I literally had to look Queen of Slim.
26:23
SPEAKER_03: Oh, no spoilers, nigga.
26:25
SPEAKER_03: No, I'm not spoilers, but I had to literally look at myself and look at my mother like Ma.
26:30
SPEAKER_03: Like, if something was like this to ever happen to me, just know like I'm doing the same thing because I I could see something like that, the pain, and just knowing like for one second it could flip.
26:43
SPEAKER_01: And she was a lawyer, and mind you, she was a lawyer.
26:46
SPEAKER_01: She was a lawyer that made that decision.
26:48
SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm saying.
26:49
SPEAKER_05: So mind you, really not.
26:51
SPEAKER_01: But I'm just saying, no, it's not.
26:52
SPEAKER_01: It's gonna spoil it.
26:54
SPEAKER_03: Because this is stuff you see from the preview.
26:55
SPEAKER_03: I'm just saying, like, that you see how when we got pulled over the other day by that cab, and I was like, what the hell's going on?
27:01
SPEAKER_03: Think about how left a situation like that could go seeing four black men in the car.
27:05
SPEAKER_01: Because they can make shit up.
27:06
SPEAKER_01: Like when they write those reports, they embellish four black guys in the white bench.
27:11
SPEAKER_03: That's a fact.
27:12
SPEAKER_03: Nah, it was that's a fact.
27:13
SPEAKER_03: It wasn't even a bench.
27:14
SPEAKER_03: Right, you stepped into the reason.
27:15
SPEAKER_03: He stepped into the ball.
27:18
SPEAKER_05: Even worse than the thing.
27:19
SPEAKER_05: Oh, four black men in the Honda, yeah.
27:22
SPEAKER_05: Loud Honda and dark tents.
27:24
SPEAKER_05: Nah, I'd let them go.
27:25
SPEAKER_05: If I was an officer, honestly, I'd just let them.
27:27
SPEAKER_05: I'm trying to go home.
27:28
SPEAKER_05: I can't deal with this shit.
27:30
SPEAKER_03: No, I'm telling you, like just seeing that, seeing that shit and being in that moment, that movie really opened up to shit.
27:34
SPEAKER_01: Right?
27:35
SPEAKER_01: Wasn't it good?
27:35
SPEAKER_01: It was good.
27:36
SPEAKER_01: It was good.
27:36
SPEAKER_05: That movie definitely uh almost had me cry a little bit.
27:39
SPEAKER_05: Little tier.
27:40
SPEAKER_03: So nobody knows.
27:41
SPEAKER_03: That's how I wish more people went to see it.
27:42
SPEAKER_01: I feel like not enough people saw it.
27:44
SPEAKER_03: My original question is not this not the best time for blacks?
27:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I can see what you're saying.
27:47
SPEAKER_03: It really is.
27:48
SPEAKER_03: It really is.
27:48
SPEAKER_01: No, it doesn't mean that it doesn't mean that it's not better than it was before, but obviously I feel like there's a lot of regression happening.
27:56
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you got what I'm saying?
27:57
SPEAKER_05: So that's the that's the problem.
28:00
SPEAKER_05: Where?
28:01
SPEAKER_05: Where do you see the problem?
28:01
SPEAKER_05: Where's the regression?
28:03
SPEAKER_01: Well, police yeah, police brutality, social.
28:05
SPEAKER_03: It was worse back then.
28:06
SPEAKER_03: We just need superfly.
28:08
SPEAKER_01: I guess, I guess, but I feel now regarding this president that we have, to have that sort of president now is regressive, because again, I don't feel like moving forward in that sense.
28:21
unknown: So it's the same thing.
28:22
SPEAKER_03: KOTRO.
28:23
SPEAKER_03: I had a military woman tell my dad in front of me, like literally the the police brutality would never stop because they train they train cops to shoot to kill, they train military people to make their body a weapon.
28:38
SPEAKER_03: If they train cops to be make their body a weapon to disarm somebody, it will help.
28:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
28:44
SPEAKER_03: I can't say we're gonna completely not have police brutality, but if you're training me to kill, the minute, and especially if I'm a nervous person or like a punk, the minute I see you move.
28:55
SPEAKER_03: You shouldn't be a cop.
28:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you get what I'm saying.
28:57
SPEAKER_03: No, exactly.
28:58
SPEAKER_01: It's like you're so afraid.
28:59
SPEAKER_01: It's like, why are you doing this, bro?
29:02
SPEAKER_01: There's things that pay better than police officers.
29:04
SPEAKER_03: A lot of people bullied in high school becoming cops currently.
29:07
SPEAKER_03: Um introducing Red, he stepped in, he has some choice words to give us about this current topic.
29:14
SPEAKER_06: Hey police, what's going on, everybody?
29:15
SPEAKER_06: What's going on?
29:16
SPEAKER_06: What's going on?
29:17
SPEAKER_06: Uh now I didn't necessarily have choice words.
29:20
SPEAKER_06: I was just um attacking onto what KO just said uh as far as um, you know, the police situation.
29:26
SPEAKER_06: I was saying, you know, don't forget NWA made fuck the police like 30 years ago.
29:31
SPEAKER_06: So you know, the police have always been a factor.
29:34
SPEAKER_06: Exactly.
29:34
SPEAKER_06: Um and I have to do that.
29:37
SPEAKER_06: And I kind of have to go with the um with uh AG's narrative as far as like we just have more cameras and you know, social media to spread awareness more so than anything.
29:49
SPEAKER_06: But does that mean that you should settle though?
29:52
SPEAKER_01: Like with your with your mentality, is that does that mean that you're just settling for what settling we have now and you don't want to strive for any oppression?
30:00
SPEAKER_05: We're not striving to be better, but because you the point is that are we do we see that we are right now in the in the graces of the best time that we've been together as forward?
30:12
SPEAKER_01: No, of course, because obviously we can vote, we can have jobs, we have a lot more people that are in positions of power.
30:20
SPEAKER_05: There's more black billionaires again.
30:22
SPEAKER_05: There's more black people in office now.
30:24
SPEAKER_05: We have lieutenants that are officers, we have captains that are uh I mean that are um colored, uh Asian, everything.
30:30
SPEAKER_05: We we have everything now.
30:32
SPEAKER_05: It's good.
30:33
SPEAKER_05: I mean, yeah, because we have Indian, we have all sorts of colors.
30:36
SPEAKER_03: Bro, the other day the other day.
30:38
SPEAKER_01: I don't know, but I just think as a whole, as a whole, there's a lot more work to do.
30:44
SPEAKER_03: Oh no, absolutely.
30:46
SPEAKER_03: But like I'm saying, if there was a time machine right now, where you going?
30:50
SPEAKER_03: Right yesterday.
30:51
SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, I get that, but for me, that makes me feel uncomfortable because it seems like we're also settling.
30:58
SPEAKER_06: And speaking of time machine, that's why I was late to the podcast, ladies and gentlemen.
31:00
SPEAKER_06: Black people fucking with time.
31:01
SPEAKER_06: You see that being on time, you can't be on time with a motherfucking time machine, you gotta be on time with the bomb.
31:06
SPEAKER_06: That's why black people can't be terrorists.
31:08
SPEAKER_03: This nigga.
31:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we can be.
31:15
SPEAKER_03: Just blow up.
31:21
SPEAKER_06: As far as um to also tag on what uh KOJ was saying, yes, we do have a long way to go, a far way to go, as far as anything.
31:29
SPEAKER_06: Like, there was a there was a picture that uh I just saw recently on uh on the internet on the interwm-it was uh one of those good old rock nation brunches with all these Negroes dressed up, you know, my favorite.
31:43
SPEAKER_03: Smell hate in the room.
31:44
SPEAKER_06: And it was no no, I think I think the question was I think the uh the caption was over one billion dollars in this uh picture, and not one of us has a black-owned uh media platform.
31:58
SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's a fact.
31:59
SPEAKER_06: So I think that chance just uh purchased some sort of media platform.
32:03
SPEAKER_06: Oh really?
32:04
SPEAKER_06: I saw I I don't know, um I I just saw it earlier on.
32:10
SPEAKER_06: I'm gonna I'll Google it.
32:11
SPEAKER_06: Uh just you know, verify, but I think that's a major um you know something that's major with within our own.
32:21
SPEAKER_01: Because it's like we're still yeah, these more black people may be getting money, but at the end you're also making those white people at the top richer as well.
32:28
SPEAKER_01: So it's not like just black people at the top.
32:30
SPEAKER_01: We're literally just making more white people richer at the same time.
32:33
SPEAKER_06: Which is why I definitely, even though I don't necessarily agree with the whole Medea uh, you know, get up in the dresses and whatnot, I do applaud Tyler Perry for opening his uh Tyler Perry stud Tyler Perry Studios out in Atlanta.
32:50
SPEAKER_06: Um it was actually built on a Confederate ar what used to be a Confederate army base.
32:56
SPEAKER_06: Yep that Slate built his uh his production studios, if I'm not mistaken, I I hear is bigger than Paramount Universal and Disney altogether.
33:06
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, like Waterfall together.
33:08
SPEAKER_03: It has his own like exit on the fucking highways, I would imagine.
33:11
SPEAKER_03: It's like his own town.
33:12
SPEAKER_03: Right.
33:13
SPEAKER_03: What?
33:13
SPEAKER_06: Yes, and you know what?
33:15
SPEAKER_06: I think I think that White House replica there.
33:19
SPEAKER_06: I think that all African Americans in Hollywood and Latinos, Latinos, all of us need to now use that as the hub to do all of the movies, all of the production.
33:31
SPEAKER_06: You see Bad Boys 2 coming to America too, Dolomite, all that stuff was uh I don't know if Dolomite, I don't know.
33:39
SPEAKER_06: Yes, Bad Boys 3, excuse me.
33:41
SPEAKER_06: Excuse me, yeah, yeah, Smace, fuck you.
33:43
SPEAKER_05: Um we need to get Bollywood in here too.
33:49
SPEAKER_06: Right, but um I think I think that's you know a good uh step in the right direction for us.
33:56
SPEAKER_06: Now, if we can just transition that into politics and so forth and so on, you know, get some of these laws changed, then that would be a little different.
34:07
SPEAKER_03: That's a lot of pressure, man.
34:08
SPEAKER_03: Y'all already put enough pressure on me.
34:10
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna be president one day of the world.
34:14
SPEAKER_06: I thought Kanye was running for 2024.
34:16
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna give him that one.
34:17
SPEAKER_03: Gotta work out the kinks.
34:18
SPEAKER_01: Oh gosh.
34:19
SPEAKER_01: Kanye become president.
34:22
SPEAKER_03: I just want to vote for anybody.
34:24
SPEAKER_03: I think I'll vote for Kanye just to see how you're asking.
34:27
SPEAKER_03: Oh, hell no.
34:28
SPEAKER_01: I'll vote for Kim over Kanye.
34:30
SPEAKER_03: We live in New York.
34:31
SPEAKER_01: That's where I'm at.
34:32
SPEAKER_01: That's where Kanye put me at.
34:34
SPEAKER_01: That's his own fault.
34:35
SPEAKER_03: All because he dressed up with all silver.
34:37
SPEAKER_03: So what?
34:39
SPEAKER_04: Yellow CeeLo Green do it.
34:41
SPEAKER_06: I would I I would have loved to see uh silver Kanye and Gold CeeLo get into a fight.
34:47
SPEAKER_03: I got Kanye.
34:48
SPEAKER_03: Wait, why did he do that though?
34:49
SPEAKER_06: Um he was he was it was some sort of uh Christian play he was uh performing in.
34:54
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, let my man cook.
34:55
SPEAKER_03: Actually, I'm not even a Kanye support.
34:56
SPEAKER_03: Praise Jesus.
34:56
SPEAKER_03: That shit had me dying.
34:57
SPEAKER_03: He wanted to be seen.
34:58
SPEAKER_03: What do you mean why'd he do it?
34:59
SPEAKER_03: No, because somebody posted up this nigga trying to get the uh the 10 man for the wizard of oz.
35:04
SPEAKER_03: Yo, I started dying.
35:06
SPEAKER_03: I was like, Wow.
35:07
SPEAKER_03: Kanye saw that his mind.
35:10
SPEAKER_03: Well, all right, Kanye.
35:12
SPEAKER_03: So uh just to transition a little bit, it's gonna these topics are gonna pretty much flow all together.
35:15
SPEAKER_03: You're switching gears.
35:16
SPEAKER_03: Um yeah, I'm trying to get in tune, you feel me?
35:18
SPEAKER_03: Nah, chill.
35:19
SPEAKER_03: In the same way.
35:23
SPEAKER_01: He hates that joke.
35:24
SPEAKER_01: He's tired of that shit.
35:26
SPEAKER_06: It is inside joke.
35:27
SPEAKER_06: We gotta chill with that, man.
35:28
SPEAKER_06: Retire that one.
35:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
35:30
SPEAKER_06: That's all right.
35:31
SPEAKER_01: Put some respect on his name.
35:33
SPEAKER_03: That's a lot of respect.
35:34
SPEAKER_03: Nah, that's not a lot of response.
35:36
SPEAKER_03: Did you one of the jokes?
35:39
SPEAKER_03: And that right there is the ribshot.
35:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so I was sitting in a class and um we were talking about, you know.
35:51
SPEAKER_03: Was it one of your probation classes that they made you go to?
35:54
SPEAKER_03: Nah.
35:56
SPEAKER_03: No, nigga, I'm training.
35:58
SPEAKER_03: Um, but you're on a probation class.
36:00
SPEAKER_03: It doesn't matter.
36:00
SPEAKER_03: Um, I was sitting in a class and we were talking about the concept of what makes somebody a man or a woman.
36:06
SPEAKER_03: And uh one of the young ladies in the class was like, she doesn't think that men are men anymore.
36:12
SPEAKER_03: Because men are constantly asking women to be, you know, oh, how come y'all don't cook anymore?
36:17
SPEAKER_03: How come y'all don't clean anymore?
36:19
SPEAKER_03: And then her rebuttal was first of all, niggas don't change tires, niggas don't know how to put together furniture, nigga.
36:27
SPEAKER_03: That is true.
36:27
SPEAKER_03: There's a lot more for the time.
36:28
SPEAKER_03: I don't know how to change the tire.
36:29
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna give you a chance.
36:30
SPEAKER_03: I don't want that.
36:31
SPEAKER_03: That's all.
36:31
SPEAKER_03: That's fine, my brother.
36:32
SPEAKER_03: That's fine.
36:33
SPEAKER_03: You can't change a tire.
36:36
SPEAKER_03: So wait, hold on, hold on.
36:37
SPEAKER_03: You can't, nigga.
36:39
SPEAKER_03: No, I don't know how to do it.
36:40
SPEAKER_03: I never had to do it.
36:40
SPEAKER_03: I have you know, triple A.
36:42
SPEAKER_03: You got triple A, brother.
36:44
SPEAKER_03: He's fine.
36:44
SPEAKER_02: Bro, you unscrew five bolts.
36:46
SPEAKER_02: Yo, don't get mad at the man for creating his arm.
36:49
SPEAKER_03: Why are you hollering?
36:50
SPEAKER_03: That's a fuck.
36:51
SPEAKER_03: Chubbs is trying to teach you.
36:53
SPEAKER_03: I haven't finished the topic yet.
36:55
SPEAKER_03: But uh this nigga can't even plug a tire.
36:57
SPEAKER_03: Um, men's uh nowadays men need GPS to get where they're going.
37:01
SPEAKER_03: Men back in the day knew where they was going.
37:03
SPEAKER_06: Who the fuck is reading an almanac while they're on the fucking highway?
37:09
SPEAKER_06: We had we had map quest and used to print out the fucking direction.
37:13
SPEAKER_06: Whoever the fuck was shotgun.
37:16
SPEAKER_05: That's the one new is.
37:18
SPEAKER_05: My mom used to have to do that shit all the time.
37:19
SPEAKER_05: Don't lose or rip that fucking map or loss.
37:23
SPEAKER_05: God damn it, what did the map say?
37:25
SPEAKER_03: There's people still trying to get home from them time periods.
37:29
SPEAKER_03: Stop! You better chill out.
37:32
SPEAKER_03: You know what the sad part about it is.
37:34
SPEAKER_03: My dad left the dick.
37:37
SPEAKER_06: Just like there's still slaves on their way over here.
37:39
SPEAKER_06: They still damn late.
37:40
SPEAKER_03: The sad part about it is if you get lost with a GPS token to you now.
37:45
SPEAKER_03: Imagine how it was when you really had to be around.
37:46
SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
37:47
SPEAKER_06: You had your wife yelling at you.
37:48
SPEAKER_06: What the hell?
37:49
SPEAKER_03: It was even worse.
37:51
SPEAKER_03: You gotta think about it.
37:53
SPEAKER_03: But you gotta get it.
37:54
SPEAKER_01: Exactly, it'd be your wife back in the day.
37:55
SPEAKER_01: Turn here, dumbass.
37:56
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
37:57
SPEAKER_03: We're not doing that.
37:58
SPEAKER_02: Don't you know where the fuck you are, honey?
38:00
SPEAKER_02: That's that left, nigga.
38:03
SPEAKER_02: You make a left turn.
38:04
SPEAKER_02: How you getting the recompost?
38:06
SPEAKER_02: There's no re-route.
38:12
SPEAKER_06: The buttons you turn.
38:17
SPEAKER_03: Nah, I'm putting the show.
38:18
SPEAKER_01: All right, let him finish.
38:19
SPEAKER_01: Let him finish.
38:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so do you guys think that uh these women are correct?
38:23
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
38:24
SPEAKER_03: Manly men isn't a thing anymore.
38:26
SPEAKER_06: Yes, of course the beta would agree.
38:28
SPEAKER_03: No, because you just told me you don't know how to change a tire, and it's five screw.
38:32
SPEAKER_05: But I know how to read.
38:33
SPEAKER_05: Everything you listed, everything you listed is fine.
38:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I can read.
38:36
SPEAKER_03: You can't tell me.
38:39
SPEAKER_06: But you know what?
38:40
SPEAKER_06: To his uh defense, he said he's never had to.
38:43
SPEAKER_06: Just because you don't you never had to doesn't mean that you don't know how to do it.
38:46
SPEAKER_06: Is a bird stupid because he can't swim?
38:48
SPEAKER_03: No.
38:48
SPEAKER_03: But like this, but this.
38:49
SPEAKER_03: Before I even got a car, I knew how to change the tire.
38:52
SPEAKER_03: Okay, that's you.
38:53
SPEAKER_03: If I see somebody do it, I watch.
38:55
SPEAKER_03: But you're also at sixth grade reading level.
38:59
SPEAKER_03: Rainman has special powers.
39:01
SPEAKER_03: Like, everything, everything.
39:02
SPEAKER_03: Yours is changing the tire.
39:05
SPEAKER_03: I do.
39:05
SPEAKER_03: Like, he could even attention they had the time.
39:07
SPEAKER_03: He's like, yo, I don't know how you got here without using a GPS.
39:10
SPEAKER_03: No, no, I'm gonna give him this.
39:11
SPEAKER_06: Are those good people at UPS still treating you fucked up?
39:13
SPEAKER_06: Because if not, come on.
39:15
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we can go right down to 106 tire, nigga.
39:17
SPEAKER_06: And I can speak to the manager.
39:18
SPEAKER_03: He's dropping boxes.
39:22
SPEAKER_03: Now it got to the point, it got to the point that I don't even change my tie if I get a nail.
39:27
SPEAKER_03: I plug my tie a plug it and do it.
39:30
SPEAKER_03: If she agrees that men aren't manly anymore.
39:34
SPEAKER_00: Trying to get her a knock on the head?
39:36
SPEAKER_03: Um I gotta report that, bro.
39:40
SPEAKER_03: Put your hand.
39:42
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
39:43
SPEAKER_01: I don't really agree.
39:45
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
39:46
SPEAKER_01: Because I don't like putting anybody in a box, even men, you know.
39:50
SPEAKER_04: You put your name in a box as she rolls with.
39:53
SPEAKER_01: You know, because obviously, like society has a lot of expectations for women, so normally men have like more um, I guess, more leg room to do or not do whatever.
40:04
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
40:06
SPEAKER_05: Technically, we don't have the leg room.
40:08
SPEAKER_05: We can't spread our legs in the subway anymore.
40:10
SPEAKER_01: Man spreading is a good thing.
40:11
SPEAKER_01: No man spreading.
40:11
SPEAKER_01: No more man spreading.
40:12
SPEAKER_01: Move your ass.
40:14
SPEAKER_03: Listen, man.
40:15
SPEAKER_01: But I I don't know.
40:16
SPEAKER_01: I just you I don't know.
40:19
SPEAKER_01: I just I don't I don't think anybody should be expected to do anything.
40:23
SPEAKER_01: Like, change it all that.
40:24
SPEAKER_01: No, it's just like your life is you're you have a separate journey in life, so you're gonna learn whatever you gotta learn that way.
40:30
SPEAKER_01: Like you said, you never had to.
40:32
SPEAKER_01: Maybe if you like Red was saying, like, maybe if it comes to it, you really, really have to, you probably are gonna be able to figure it out.
40:38
SPEAKER_03: Let me show you something, right?
40:39
SPEAKER_01: Mommy, so but we have a lot of tools.
40:41
SPEAKER_01: Technology, just in general, has made us a lot um less proficient in certain things.
40:47
SPEAKER_01: Like we've come to rely on it for everything.
40:50
SPEAKER_01: Like, and now that everything is about convenience now.
40:52
SPEAKER_01: So we have you know, postmates, you can deliver anything, so it's like you don't really have the need to even know how to cook.
40:58
SPEAKER_01: You can buy whatever you need.
40:59
SPEAKER_01: You can buy whatever you want if you have the money and the means to, and you're too tired to fucking come home.
41:06
SPEAKER_01: Like, women and men are both have full-time jobs now, so it's like a lot, they're tired.
41:11
SPEAKER_01: You come home, you're tired, too tired to clean, too tired to cook, whatever.
41:14
SPEAKER_01: And you can pay for whatever you want.
41:17
SPEAKER_01: You can pay for whatever you want.
41:19
SPEAKER_05: That over nothing.
41:20
SPEAKER_05: AG, I'm sorry.
41:21
SPEAKER_05: AG Chubbs, I'm sorry.
41:22
SPEAKER_05: When I come home, I can't even wash my ass some nights, man.
41:24
SPEAKER_05: I'm macaroni and cheese making animation food.
41:28
SPEAKER_05: Fuck out of that.
41:30
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna show you the difference.
41:31
SPEAKER_03: AG did come across predicaments when he had to change tires.
41:34
SPEAKER_03: He just drives on the rim to go get him.
41:37
SPEAKER_03: Hold on, hold on.
41:37
SPEAKER_03: Let me explain the story.
41:39
SPEAKER_03: My car didn't have the jack.
41:42
SPEAKER_03: So how the fuck was I gonna change the tire?
41:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
41:45
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so you don't know jack shit.
41:48
SPEAKER_03: You want to know how to shit.
41:49
SPEAKER_03: Yes, I do, actually.
41:50
SPEAKER_03: Sometimes I pull the car on the curb and let the back go up in the air.
41:54
SPEAKER_03: What type of car you drive?
41:55
SPEAKER_03: A hundred.
41:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm not doing nothing.
41:57
SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry.
41:58
SPEAKER_01: You're not trying to fuck it up even more.
42:00
SPEAKER_03: I can buy a new rim.
42:01
SPEAKER_03: I can't buy a new car.
42:04
SPEAKER_03: Putting his car on a fucking curb and shit.
42:06
SPEAKER_03: It's too much.
42:07
SPEAKER_03: You got yo, by any means, I get my shit.
42:09
SPEAKER_03: We got AAA, bro.
42:11
SPEAKER_03: That's what it's for.
42:12
SPEAKER_02: Triple A is on my insurance.
42:14
SPEAKER_02: I've never used it.
42:15
SPEAKER_06: They're robbing you.
42:16
SPEAKER_00: That's not a good thing.
42:18
SPEAKER_06: They're robbing you without gun, but I'm not sure.
42:20
SPEAKER_01: But that's but my point is with that, it's like, I think her point is that you can't shit on women for not knowing how to do certain things, and then not shit on men for not knowing how to do certain things.
42:30
SPEAKER_01: Because I feel like in her sense, she was seeing that a lot of men were shitting on women for not knowing how to cook or whatever, do laundry, whatever it may be.
42:37
SPEAKER_01: Some people don't do laundry.
42:38
SPEAKER_03: If you're a woman, you can't cook, I'm gonna shit on you.
42:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's that's a little bit disappointing.
42:42
SPEAKER_03: What about Sunday?
42:43
SPEAKER_03: You can't make Sunday dinner?
42:44
SPEAKER_03: This nigga's mass pissed.
42:45
SPEAKER_03: But she didn't buy it.
42:48
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
42:50
SPEAKER_03: You know, we I want a woman.
42:52
SPEAKER_03: Like, the same way I'm gonna be able to do it.
42:54
SPEAKER_01: They just want to know that she slaved away and made this plate out of love.
42:58
SPEAKER_01: That's what they want.
43:00
SPEAKER_03: The way I look at the way I look at a woman like that I would want to marry is the same way my father looks at my mother, like a woman that you don't have to cook every day.
43:08
SPEAKER_03: You don't have to do this and we both work, but at least Sunday when we have a that big den as a family, at least I gotta know you can make something in the kitchen.
43:15
SPEAKER_03: Like me, I'm not, I'm not a perfect cook, but you can ask the people that's around me, I could make something happen in the kitchen, make it taste good.
43:22
SPEAKER_06: Nah, fuck that wifey gotta cook four times minimum a week.
43:26
SPEAKER_06: Four times minimum a week.
43:28
SPEAKER_06: All right, so y'all gotta y'all gotta be a little bit more.
43:30
SPEAKER_06: I'll even be real.
43:31
SPEAKER_06: I'll even be real.
43:32
SPEAKER_06: Three to four days a week.
43:34
SPEAKER_06: I'll do I'll even do three days in the week.
43:35
SPEAKER_06: I don't even think that's too much.
43:36
SPEAKER_06: Those are his requirements.
43:38
SPEAKER_03: I'll give it to him.
43:39
SPEAKER_06: I'm not asking you to butt your ass every night.
43:42
SPEAKER_06: I'm just saying three three days a week.
43:43
SPEAKER_06: Listen, I don't think that's Thursday.
43:45
SPEAKER_01: And what are you doing for her in return?
43:47
SPEAKER_03: Uh just paid a can on the top.
43:53
SPEAKER_03: Opening the jaw.
43:57
SPEAKER_06: I'm the one bringing up all of the groceries in one fucking shot.
44:00
SPEAKER_06: Yes.
44:00
SPEAKER_06: Who cares in the water?
44:01
SPEAKER_06: Are you?
44:02
SPEAKER_06: You need I'm putting the growth.
44:06
SPEAKER_01: Putting the motherfucking.
44:08
SPEAKER_01: I carry that shit on my shoulder by myself.
44:10
SPEAKER_01: But you don't want to be working 20 water.
44:13
SPEAKER_01: Get out of here.
44:15
SPEAKER_05: What is that that you carry on your shoulder by yourself?
44:16
SPEAKER_01: 24 pack of water.
44:17
SPEAKER_01: I can carry that by myself.
44:19
SPEAKER_05: You can, but I don't have to make you.
44:21
SPEAKER_05: No.
44:21
SPEAKER_05: Because it's already done.
44:23
SPEAKER_05: But I have done it by myself.
44:25
SPEAKER_01: When there's no water and I gotta get it, uh.
44:27
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna get it.
44:30
SPEAKER_01: No, that's say if he's not home, he works late a lot.
44:33
SPEAKER_01: And if I need to say he's not helping me.
44:36
SPEAKER_05: I'm not saying is make sure you say that.
44:39
SPEAKER_05: I'm not saying he's not helping me.
44:41
SPEAKER_01: No, he does everything.
44:43
SPEAKER_03: He can't do everything on the bottom of the big thing.
44:45
SPEAKER_02: Listen, who put that dresser together?
44:47
SPEAKER_02: Who put that TV on the wall?
44:48
SPEAKER_02: Who's cool in the bug?
44:49
SPEAKER_02: No, but she's right though.
44:51
SPEAKER_02: We're super critical of each other and then.
44:53
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I kill bugs.
44:54
SPEAKER_05: We're in the same knock.
44:55
SPEAKER_05: Don't put me in that box.
44:56
SPEAKER_05: You want to kill the bugs?
44:57
SPEAKER_05: I'll kill the fuck out of some bugs.
44:59
SPEAKER_05: KOCH ain't no bitch.
45:00
SPEAKER_05: She wanna kill the bug.
45:01
SPEAKER_00: I feel it.
45:02
SPEAKER_00: I said you don't pay rent, nigga.
45:04
SPEAKER_00: You're dead.
45:05
SPEAKER_05: This is a rule in the house.
45:06
SPEAKER_05: One of a million.
45:07
SPEAKER_02: Only us allowed to run around this bitch.
45:09
SPEAKER_02: That's it.
45:09
SPEAKER_02: No.
45:10
SPEAKER_02: Nothing else.
45:11
SPEAKER_02: One of the milk.
45:12
SPEAKER_02: Majority of them see a roach.
45:13
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god! Nah.
45:14
SPEAKER_02: Majority.
45:16
SPEAKER_03: Majority.
45:17
SPEAKER_03: No.
45:17
SPEAKER_03: But like I said, she needs a man to put up some furniture?
45:20
SPEAKER_03: Come over here.
45:20
SPEAKER_03: Because I furnish my whole room.
45:22
SPEAKER_03: Alright.
45:22
SPEAKER_03: My whole room.
45:23
SPEAKER_03: My whole room, I put it together.
45:24
SPEAKER_03: Congratulations.
45:26
SPEAKER_05: There's so many holes in that stadium although we need to continue because how many of us have our own place nowadays that we putting up furniture like that?
45:35
SPEAKER_06: Where the fuck are we learning these cities?
45:36
SPEAKER_06: Anywhere outside of New York City.
45:38
SPEAKER_06: Where are we?
45:39
SPEAKER_06: Anywhere outside of New York City.
45:40
SPEAKER_06: I'm gonna be how I learned.
45:41
SPEAKER_06: That is absolutely true.
45:42
SPEAKER_05: I learned at the younger.
45:43
SPEAKER_05: But that's the difference now.
45:44
SPEAKER_05: We're all in a different system of work.
45:48
SPEAKER_05: There's certain skills that we don't have the privilege with that we're over-privileged and don't get to learn because we have shit to do and we have things that make we have services that make our life easier.
45:58
SPEAKER_05: I'll just learn.
45:59
SPEAKER_06: A lot of a lot of the uh shit, we don't trade pick up our own takeout.
46:04
SPEAKER_06: A lot of the trades uh that were taught in schools because of the curriculum have been, you know, cut out.
46:11
SPEAKER_06: So that's that's what we that's where a lot of people learn back in the day.
46:16
SPEAKER_06: He's not talking about trades, he's just talking about in high school in general.
46:19
SPEAKER_06: In high school in general, yeah.
46:20
SPEAKER_06: They had shops, war shop right here.
46:23
SPEAKER_05: Like those things are making it.
46:24
SPEAKER_05: Because they were setting us up to be factory workers, and that was the system.
46:27
SPEAKER_05: They're getting us ready for that to be our outside world after school.
46:31
SPEAKER_05: That's our education.
46:32
SPEAKER_05: Like I would always talk about it.
46:34
SPEAKER_01: But mind you, that I feel like those are things that can still be very valuable because right now school teaches you a lot of useless shit that you're not gonna use.
46:41
SPEAKER_01: We have no financial literacy, like none of that.
46:43
SPEAKER_01: We don't know how like taxes work, really.
46:46
SPEAKER_01: Like, especially if you own your own business, you gotta figure that shit out.
46:49
SPEAKER_01: Like, you get what I'm saying?
46:50
SPEAKER_01: So it's like a lot of things.
46:51
SPEAKER_03: Don't say that too loud.
46:52
SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry.
46:53
SPEAKER_01: Are like way more useful than like geometry.
46:56
SPEAKER_01: Like, you know, like you're not really gonna use this, like, unless you go to college and you major in that specific field.
47:01
SPEAKER_01: But it's like there's a lot more things that school should be able to teach us that we don't have anymore.
47:06
SPEAKER_03: Like, I'm gonna be honest, like how I use learn how to use like power tools stuff, or just being young, and like if my aunt got a dresser, I'm like, hold on, you stop.
47:14
SPEAKER_03: I wanna have fun with this.
47:15
SPEAKER_03: Because if I break it, I know you get to return it and get another one.
47:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like there should be a class on like just general car, you know, knowledge.
47:22
SPEAKER_03: That's what I that's what you can use.
47:23
SPEAKER_03: What happens?
47:26
SPEAKER_03: When I learned my ABCs, when I was in kindergarten.
47:30
SPEAKER_03: Yesterday, you gotta choose.
47:31
SPEAKER_03: Like as a young kid, that's all that's all I want to just play with the stuff that my parents bought, like the the the bump bed that we had.
47:37
SPEAKER_03: As a dude putting it up, I'm sitting there with like a drill and screw.
47:40
SPEAKER_03: Like, can I do it?
47:41
SPEAKER_03: Can I do it?
47:41
SPEAKER_03: And they're telling me no, and I'm like You were supposed to be a Southern Negro.
47:46
SPEAKER_03: You feel me?
47:46
SPEAKER_03: That's how I learned.
47:47
SPEAKER_03: But AG and uh So what's your thought on this?
47:49
SPEAKER_01: Like, who's gonna be able to do it?
47:50
SPEAKER_01: You guys feel like there's no menly just in general, because I feel like I'm gonna bring up another point.
47:54
SPEAKER_05: I don't say there's no answer.
47:56
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, no, you're gonna go off with a lot of people.
47:58
SPEAKER_05: No, I'm just saying I don't know.
47:59
SPEAKER_03: She's like, you've been talking a lot.
48:00
SPEAKER_03: You're doing it now.
48:01
SPEAKER_03: You're doing it now.
48:02
SPEAKER_03: So you think you're more manly because you could change the tire.
48:04
SPEAKER_03: Sorry, stuff like that, yeah.
48:06
SPEAKER_01: What makes you manly?
48:07
SPEAKER_03: You can't read.
48:08
SPEAKER_01: What makes you manly?
48:09
SPEAKER_03: Because that's another thing.
48:11
SPEAKER_03: Something like that.
48:11
SPEAKER_03: Like, let's say I get stuck on a roll.
48:13
SPEAKER_03: I don't have to depend on somebody.
48:14
SPEAKER_03: I got money.
48:16
SPEAKER_05: So I got insurance.
48:18
SPEAKER_05: No, no, just what both of you guys are talking about.
48:20
SPEAKER_05: You're both not wrong.
48:21
SPEAKER_05: So there's another thing that wasn't here before.
48:24
SPEAKER_05: We didn't have YouTube.
48:25
SPEAKER_05: So anything you want to learn in America, you can learn.
48:28
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
48:29
SPEAKER_05: You don't need to go to college for it.
48:31
SPEAKER_05: We have an electronic college called YouTube.
48:33
SPEAKER_05: True.
48:33
SPEAKER_05: So anything we need to figure out, we can figure out now.
48:37
SPEAKER_05: I know.
48:38
SPEAKER_05: I know.
48:38
SPEAKER_05: I just don't think so.
48:39
SPEAKER_01: So there's audible books get read to you.
48:42
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
48:42
SPEAKER_03: But if you think about it, make it even easier.
48:45
SPEAKER_03: I will blow up my whole motor trying to fix myself before I take it anyway.
48:48
SPEAKER_03: No, but I I'm I'm that person that I want to learn.
48:50
SPEAKER_03: He puts grease in his cell posts.
48:52
SPEAKER_03: You saw me take a part of car and get stuck.
48:55
SPEAKER_03: I think now I'm manly is having a steady job.
48:57
SPEAKER_03: I don't think that's what's being manly.
48:59
SPEAKER_03: Okay, okay.
48:59
SPEAKER_03: What else?
49:01
SPEAKER_03: That's just based on your morals.
49:02
SPEAKER_03: Now I can't drive.
49:03
SPEAKER_03: Because the spot plug's like a broke.
49:05
SPEAKER_01: So what else makes you manly?
49:07
SPEAKER_03: What are the other requirements?
49:10
SPEAKER_03: Like, like all jokes aside, I don't think these things define you as being a man.
49:14
SPEAKER_03: Besides.
49:15
SPEAKER_03: Your hand too soft, bro.
49:16
SPEAKER_03: What are you talking about?
49:17
SPEAKER_03: How the fuck you know how soft my hand is?
49:19
SPEAKER_03: You're not a chance to do it.
49:21
SPEAKER_03: He thinks he's a man.
49:22
SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
49:26
SPEAKER_01: He feels like you're scratching me.
49:27
SPEAKER_03: No, when my hand crusty, that means hard work.
49:36
SPEAKER_03: Chubbs thinks he's a man because he cuts his sleeves off his shirt.
49:42
SPEAKER_06: He looked like he got a Lucy behind his right ear.
49:46
SPEAKER_03: The calves and six.
49:51
SPEAKER_03: Let's go watch the new fashion fruit.
49:52
SPEAKER_03: That's it.
49:53
SPEAKER_03: Another man.
49:54
SPEAKER_01: And what makes you a woman then?
49:55
SPEAKER_03: What makes you a woman is carrying yourself for integrity and making a meal three times a week.
50:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's it.
50:01
SPEAKER_03: Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
50:03
SPEAKER_03: Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday?
50:05
SPEAKER_03: After three days?
50:08
SPEAKER_03: My nigga, why not Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday?
50:10
SPEAKER_06: Listen, What works for his household?
50:13
SPEAKER_06: Don't work for your household.
50:14
SPEAKER_01: He's like, I could cook for myself on the phone.
50:17
SPEAKER_03: Friday, Friday, we'll probably meet up if we're not how to play podcasts.
50:24
SPEAKER_03: So what about my pizza Fridays?
50:26
SPEAKER_03: I'll cook for her.
50:28
SPEAKER_03: What about Sunday?
50:28
SPEAKER_01: Ah, that's fine.
50:29
SPEAKER_01: What are we talking about?
50:30
SPEAKER_03: Sunday.
50:33
SPEAKER_03: We'll eat together.
50:34
SPEAKER_06: Alright, listen.
50:34
SPEAKER_06: She can do the cooking.
50:36
SPEAKER_06: She does the cooking.
50:37
SPEAKER_06: I do the washing dishes Sunday.
50:39
SPEAKER_06: That big ass Sunday meeting.
50:44
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I like that.
50:45
SPEAKER_06: You got that.
50:46
SPEAKER_03: I ain't baking shit.
50:47
SPEAKER_03: You're gonna change the tires.
50:50
SPEAKER_03: Every night.
50:51
SPEAKER_03: Maybe I rotated them tires for you.
50:53
SPEAKER_03: Make sure that you're going on a straight flat on her way to work.
50:56
SPEAKER_03: I could be like, I'm on my way.
50:58
SPEAKER_03: Yo, you know what?
51:01
SPEAKER_03: She tightened work.
51:04
SPEAKER_06: She tightened you tightened up them lugs and changed that tire for her to go on to the next nigga house while you at fucking work.
51:09
SPEAKER_03: That's what you can provide.
51:10
SPEAKER_03: Oh shit.
51:11
SPEAKER_03: Come on, man.
51:14
SPEAKER_03: You a better man than me.
51:15
SPEAKER_03: Get the fuck out of here.
51:16
SPEAKER_03: Read a book.
51:17
SPEAKER_03: You're gonna come to her and change the tire for her.
51:23
SPEAKER_03: I want nights.
51:25
SPEAKER_03: I work nights.
51:27
SPEAKER_03: And who you think is keeping your bed with me?
51:30
SPEAKER_03: When I get married, I'm not working at night.
51:32
SPEAKER_03: I'm not working at night.
51:34
SPEAKER_03: Alright, so no, nigga, it's called having cameras in the crib.
51:37
SPEAKER_03: That's all right.
51:38
SPEAKER_06: You know what?
51:39
SPEAKER_06: Go spend that nigga money and go elsewhere.
51:41
SPEAKER_03: In the same vein with the transition uh topics.
51:44
SPEAKER_03: Um just make sure you stay in too.
51:45
SPEAKER_03: This is uh emotion too.
51:47
SPEAKER_03: No, it's crazy.
51:49
SPEAKER_03: That makes me uncomfortable.
51:52
SPEAKER_03: Do we have HR?
51:53
SPEAKER_03: Where's the HR office for gas money?
51:55
SPEAKER_03: Hold on, let me put the hat on.
51:57
SPEAKER_03: Is that me?
51:58
SPEAKER_03: Put the hat off.
51:58
SPEAKER_03: Is that me?
52:01
SPEAKER_03: We'll see who'll be in here next week, guys.
52:07
SPEAKER_03: I ain't leaving.
52:10
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, um KO, you said that one of our listeners.
52:13
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
52:14
SPEAKER_03: All that all I want to say is that the the topic line is unsatisfied women.
52:17
SPEAKER_03: So all the men in here about the feel strange after this.
52:20
SPEAKER_03: But uh, take it away.
52:22
SPEAKER_03: Take it away.
52:23
SPEAKER_03: Unsatisfied.
52:24
SPEAKER_01: So um most women are not sexually satisfied, especially straight women.
52:29
SPEAKER_01: So let's just roll off some stats here.
52:32
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
52:33
SPEAKER_01: Let's start with men.
52:34
SPEAKER_01: Actually, let's go in order.
52:36
SPEAKER_01: So 90 um 95% of straight men um say that they orgasm during sex.
52:42
SPEAKER_01: Um, then it's 89% of gay men, 88% of bisexual men, then it's um down to women, eight 86% of lesbians orgasm during sex, then it's 66% bisexual women, and all the way at the bottom is straight women at 65%.
53:01
SPEAKER_01: God damn.
53:02
SPEAKER_01: Yes, these are stats ladies.
53:04
SPEAKER_01: And it's like they surveyed like 52,000 Americans on this.
53:08
SPEAKER_06: Where?
53:12
SPEAKER_01: But basically, you know, the question that that we have is um as men, are you guys concerned with making sure your woman is sexually satisfied?
53:20
SPEAKER_01: Do you actually have conversations to see what she wants or likes in bed?
53:24
SPEAKER_01: Because um they um the listener also sent me this video clip basically saying that a lot of women don't voice, you know, um, I guess they're issues that but they're issues in bed because most think like, oh, I lasted this amount of time, I you know.
53:42
SPEAKER_05: And this information was coming from an original man.
53:45
SPEAKER_05: So you know, AG.
53:46
SPEAKER_01: They're like, Oh, I'm a good size, you know, um, so I'm good, I'm doing my job.
53:51
SPEAKER_01: They're like the men the man feels they're doing their job because they last and they have a good size.
53:54
SPEAKER_05: Right, but the stats show that the majority of the married women are not satisfied and living quietly with it.
54:01
SPEAKER_01: And they're saying, like, you know, when you have when you're you get married, your sex goes downhill.
54:05
SPEAKER_01: But it's like one of the main reasons could also be because you're not even addressing these issues before you even get to marriage.
54:10
SPEAKER_01: Because a lot of women are afraid to because they're like they want to keep this man, they don't want to, you know, insult him or whatever the case may be.
54:16
SPEAKER_05: Because they know we're finicky.
54:18
SPEAKER_01: So it's like that's one of the reasons why they don't voice these things.
54:21
SPEAKER_06: I know that uh married husbands don't fuck their wives.
54:23
SPEAKER_06: That's just that's just that's just a fact.
54:25
SPEAKER_01: That'll go into our topic after this.
54:28
SPEAKER_03: 65% of me.
54:31
SPEAKER_01: 65% of holding.
54:32
SPEAKER_03: Oh, 65% of me is below.
54:36
SPEAKER_03: No, 65% of me, I don't give a fuck has the time if she's nuts.
54:39
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna be honest with you.
54:40
SPEAKER_03: 65% of the time.
54:43
SPEAKER_03: Oh, 65% of the time.
54:44
SPEAKER_03: See what the reading thing I told you about last time?
54:47
SPEAKER_03: I'm beyond.
54:48
SPEAKER_03: Because sometimes, most of the time, when I go after a woman, like if I'm not in a relationship with you, I'm just wanting my nut so I can go home.
54:55
SPEAKER_03: You're never seeing it again.
54:58
SPEAKER_05: HR's about to fire you, yo, bro.
55:00
SPEAKER_02: I'm beyond with you.
55:01
SPEAKER_05: If if I'm in a relationship, I just don't say that again.
55:04
SPEAKER_03: I cater to my woman, I'll be like, yo, what do you like?
55:06
SPEAKER_03: And I make sure you are also pleased.
55:08
SPEAKER_03: I love his honesty.
55:09
SPEAKER_03: I'm just gonna give you a honesty.
55:10
SPEAKER_03: I'd have done a lot of shit I'm not proud of.
55:13
SPEAKER_06: A woman, how many times have you never heard?
55:20
SPEAKER_03: My front door back door was.
55:21
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'm sorry.
55:26
SPEAKER_01: Front door.
55:26
SPEAKER_01: Who wants to tackle it?
55:28
SPEAKER_02: You know what?
55:28
SPEAKER_05: Going into 2020, yeah, let's tackle these questions.
55:31
SPEAKER_05: What's up?
55:32
SPEAKER_03: We're grown.
55:32
SPEAKER_03: This nigga's crazy.
55:33
SPEAKER_03: We not grown.
55:34
SPEAKER_03: I'm not grown.
55:35
SPEAKER_03: Not the way you are, bro.
55:36
SPEAKER_03: That's weird.
55:37
SPEAKER_03: Come on.
55:38
SPEAKER_03: Um, so the first thing that I noticed about the numbers are men are winning.
55:43
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
55:44
SPEAKER_03: Definitely are.
55:44
SPEAKER_03: That's pretty much all crazy.
55:45
SPEAKER_03: Men are winning at what?
55:46
SPEAKER_03: Sex, clear.
55:47
SPEAKER_01: Having on the orgasm at the end.
55:48
SPEAKER_06: Anything they can do, we can do better.
55:51
SPEAKER_01: It's 95, 89, 88.
55:53
SPEAKER_03: We love top.
55:54
SPEAKER_01: Straight men, that's a percent of the time they orgasm during sex.
55:59
SPEAKER_03: Nah, and gay men are losing, according to that.
56:01
SPEAKER_03: They should just be straight.
56:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they're no, they're 89% though.
56:03
SPEAKER_03: That's not 95, though.
56:05
SPEAKER_06: That's not you didn't touch the 90s, man.
56:09
SPEAKER_06: But that's pretty good.
56:09
SPEAKER_01: Almost like that's a B plus.
56:12
SPEAKER_05: 95, man.
56:14
SPEAKER_05: Um Sex needs to be A plus always.
56:17
SPEAKER_03: See, the B's are for the bottom, so you know what I'm saying.
56:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the rate, I keep going.
56:20
SPEAKER_03: These women are all gonna become lesbian, because they actually got what, 76, 80, 86%.
56:25
SPEAKER_01: 86%.
56:26
SPEAKER_01: That's why.
56:26
SPEAKER_01: Let them know, let them know.
56:28
SPEAKER_06: Your biggest lesbian secretly likes peen.
56:31
SPEAKER_06: Trust me.
56:32
SPEAKER_06: I oh, I gotta tell you a story.
56:34
SPEAKER_06: I know.
56:35
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you just said that like a real West Indian woman.
56:37
SPEAKER_06: This nigga gossip like a mouth.
56:38
SPEAKER_03: Nah, cause I had somebody sneak dicking out here.
56:40
SPEAKER_06: Uh-huh.
56:41
SPEAKER_01: I told you.
56:43
SPEAKER_03: I told you.
56:44
SPEAKER_03: One of those t-shirts rolling out, dude.
56:46
SPEAKER_01: But that's but I feel like that's fine.
56:48
SPEAKER_01: What?
56:48
SPEAKER_01: Sneak dicking?
56:49
SPEAKER_01: No, if they like, if like let's say if they use a shrap on, they can still be lesbian.
56:53
SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, no.
56:53
SPEAKER_01: They're using that body part, they just don't like what comes with it.
56:57
SPEAKER_03: That's cheating, number one.
56:58
SPEAKER_03: Well, did that mean?
57:02
SPEAKER_03: If their orgasm threw a strap on, that counts for the men's 95%, in my opinion.
57:06
SPEAKER_03: That is true.
57:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because it's men in there for you.
57:09
SPEAKER_01: No, again, because there's a woman operating it.
57:11
SPEAKER_01: The issue is, the issue is operating that 35% of these men with the dicks aren't operating them properly.
57:18
SPEAKER_01: No, I'm not sure.
57:19
SPEAKER_01: 35%.
57:19
SPEAKER_03: 35%.
57:20
SPEAKER_03: That's what it shows you.
57:21
SPEAKER_03: No, it's not the same.
57:22
SPEAKER_03: That's what it shows you.
57:23
SPEAKER_03: I just look at it this.
57:24
SPEAKER_03: That didn't make her cut.
57:25
SPEAKER_03: 65% of the women.
57:26
SPEAKER_03: She didn't make my dick hard.
57:28
SPEAKER_03: Or having an orgasm during sex.
57:30
SPEAKER_03: 65% of the women.
57:33
SPEAKER_03: And now a man just keeping talking about putting legs on the sky.
57:38
SPEAKER_01: No, it's just it's funny because it's funny just because it shows you guys.
57:42
SPEAKER_01: It shows that you guys don't really know how a female is.
57:48
SPEAKER_03: No, that's you orgasm.
57:50
SPEAKER_03: That means we get the job done.
57:52
SPEAKER_00: You get your job done.
57:54
SPEAKER_00: Not her.
57:54
SPEAKER_06: It's a group project.
57:55
SPEAKER_06: And not her.
57:57
SPEAKER_06: Sex is like a race.
57:59
SPEAKER_06: We both started at the same time, and whoever finished first is the women.
58:02
SPEAKER_06: That's good.
58:04
SPEAKER_04: Oh, it's a good one.
58:05
SPEAKER_01: I know this is like I know this is all fun and games, but it's actually really sad.
58:09
SPEAKER_01: This is actually really sad, though.
58:11
SPEAKER_01: Like, do you guys not care about your part?
58:14
SPEAKER_01: That's the whole point that I'm okay.
58:16
SPEAKER_01: Do you guys care?
58:17
SPEAKER_05: Absolutely.
58:18
SPEAKER_01: Listen, do you want to improve her grade?
58:22
SPEAKER_05: Seeing the stats in the room right now.
58:24
SPEAKER_06: Listen, it's just like so sad.
58:26
SPEAKER_06: No, no.
58:27
SPEAKER_06: Anything that I put my mark on, I want, you know, I want good representation.
58:31
SPEAKER_06: Every time she thinks of that job, you know what?
58:34
SPEAKER_06: That was great uh worksmanshift and craftsmanship for it.
58:40
SPEAKER_02: Bro, I'm good with that.
58:40
SPEAKER_02: I'm good with that.
58:41
SPEAKER_02: I don't think it's the same.
58:42
SPEAKER_03: It's not so what's what could be the problem?
58:44
SPEAKER_03: All right, first thing we don't know about.
58:49
SPEAKER_06: Number one, here's the here's the here's the truth.
58:51
SPEAKER_06: Um, a lot of men don't necessarily go down on women, and a lot of women don't know how to be pleasured.
58:58
SPEAKER_06: I'm sorry, a lot of women don't reach orgasm through penetration.
59:01
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
59:01
SPEAKER_06: So there's a there's a there's a large factor in that.
59:03
SPEAKER_06: Um don't go down on their women.
59:08
SPEAKER_06: They're still doing this.
59:09
SPEAKER_04: I mean they're still good.
59:10
SPEAKER_04: No, no, they're gay now.
59:11
SPEAKER_04: They're gay now.
59:12
SPEAKER_04: Are they baby?
59:13
SPEAKER_05: They have a boyfriend now.
59:15
SPEAKER_03: Them long time gay.
59:16
SPEAKER_03: Them niggas live.
59:17
SPEAKER_03: There's gonna be a lot of Jamaicans calling in tomorrow.
59:20
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yes, oh yes, don't you guys know where the clit is, right?
59:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm gonna get it.
59:28
SPEAKER_06: Shout outs to that clit.
59:31
SPEAKER_06: You know what's crazy?
59:32
SPEAKER_06: When certain women have orgasms, are you ever just noticed how they fucking sing?
59:38
SPEAKER_05: Like it's like it's like you said some.
59:40
SPEAKER_05: Some.
59:45
SPEAKER_06: Some is a beastly noise.
59:47
SPEAKER_06: It's like, oh, not doing that shit again.
59:48
SPEAKER_01: No, but just to let you know, so a dick has like what 4,000, I think, nerves.
59:52
SPEAKER_01: No, you teach.
59:53
SPEAKER_01: A clit has 8,000.
59:55
SPEAKER_01: So we have double in the clit.
59:56
SPEAKER_06: And if we're gonna get on any one of a woman's nerves, we better get on one of those motherfuckers.
1:00:01
SPEAKER_01: Most of these lesbians are usually obviously working on the clit, and there's nothing like an orgasm from your clit versus penetration.
1:00:10
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:00:10
SPEAKER_01: And I'll, you know, that's as a woman, it's just like it's you'll see one, you'll see obviously you'll know when you know you give it a chance.
1:00:17
SPEAKER_01: Chubbs, one day when you make a woman orgasm.
1:00:19
SPEAKER_02: Don't worry, don't worry.
1:00:20
SPEAKER_02: You'll know that you'll know there's no what I'm talking about.
1:00:22
SPEAKER_02: You'll know there's a therapy.
1:00:23
SPEAKER_02: You'll see the I've got air muffed before.
1:00:25
SPEAKER_02: You'll see those different things.
1:00:26
SPEAKER_02: Don't worry, I've never got them.
1:00:27
SPEAKER_02: Ah, okay, okay.
1:00:28
SPEAKER_02: You never you ever got air muffed?
1:00:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you got fucking Mickey Mouse with their thighs, yeah.
1:00:33
SPEAKER_05: He likes saying rice, though.
1:00:34
SPEAKER_05: It's air muffed ain't shit.
1:00:35
SPEAKER_05: But it's used to be a shit.
1:00:36
SPEAKER_05: It's when you got to the point where you're about to suffocate.
1:00:40
SPEAKER_05: Your jokes being air muffed ain't shit.
1:00:42
SPEAKER_05: It's when you get them to the point where you're about to suffocate.
1:00:44
SPEAKER_05: That's when you've done the job.
1:00:45
SPEAKER_05: Like I said, you're almost passed off before.
1:00:47
SPEAKER_05: I'm not even quite.
1:00:50
SPEAKER_02: She almost unimages your head from your shoulders.
1:00:54
SPEAKER_06: You fuck with a girl with thick thighs, she will lock your shit up.
1:00:57
SPEAKER_06: Let me let me ask you in the dick.
1:01:00
SPEAKER_06: You may pass the fuck out.
1:01:02
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's a fact.
1:01:03
SPEAKER_06: You're cutting off your oxygen supply.
1:01:05
SPEAKER_05: Oh man.
1:01:05
SPEAKER_05: I ain't stopping till you fuck, baby.
1:01:07
SPEAKER_02: I saw it.
1:01:10
SPEAKER_02: That stops you?
1:01:11
SPEAKER_02: Oh what?
1:01:12
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, wow.
1:01:13
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
1:01:15
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry for going furthest with my shit up.
1:01:17
SPEAKER_02: He's just hearing what y'all say.
1:01:19
SPEAKER_03: He just crossed the threshold.
1:01:21
SPEAKER_03: Let me ask you a question.
1:01:22
SPEAKER_03: If you eat pussy or whatever, right?
1:01:23
SPEAKER_03: Nah, we done.
1:01:24
SPEAKER_03: We done.
1:01:24
SPEAKER_03: My lady's hair, but you won't just stop?
1:01:28
SPEAKER_03: Nah.
1:01:28
SPEAKER_05: You don't question if it's a queef or fault?
1:01:30
SPEAKER_05: No, no, no, no.
1:01:30
SPEAKER_05: You don't question nothing.
1:01:31
SPEAKER_05: If your nose tells you, you're out.
1:01:32
SPEAKER_03: If I smile something, I'm done.
1:01:34
SPEAKER_03: If I hear the sound, I'm not stopping.
1:01:35
SPEAKER_03: This is my.
1:01:37
SPEAKER_03: I just don't want to have this conversation with you.
1:01:39
SPEAKER_03: Okay, rarely.
1:01:40
SPEAKER_03: I really don't.
1:01:42
SPEAKER_06: Right now.
1:01:43
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I've not done that to say ever.
1:01:45
SPEAKER_03: There's a lot of sneak dickers out here.
1:01:47
SPEAKER_03: Alright, cool.
1:01:47
SPEAKER_03: This is very true.
1:01:48
SPEAKER_03: It sounds like you want to tell your story.
1:01:49
SPEAKER_03: Nah, I'll tell it off air.
1:01:51
SPEAKER_03: So you want to call somebody out more.
1:01:53
SPEAKER_01: I don't think any of you answered my question, by the way.
1:01:54
SPEAKER_03: I was gonna get back.
1:01:56
SPEAKER_01: Not one of you.
1:01:56
SPEAKER_01: So what is your you want me to say the question?
1:01:59
SPEAKER_01: Please, please, please.
1:02:00
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so as men, are you concerned with making sure your woman is sexually satisfied?
1:02:05
SPEAKER_01: And do you have conversations to see what she wants slash likes in bed?
1:02:09
SPEAKER_03: I'm definitely concerned.
1:02:11
SPEAKER_03: It depends.
1:02:11
SPEAKER_03: So 100% of you is concerned.
1:02:16
SPEAKER_01: I need 100% No, 98% of me's concerned.
1:02:18
SPEAKER_01: I told you the last thing I want.
1:02:20
SPEAKER_03: The last thing I want is to get cheated on.
1:02:22
SPEAKER_03: So I'm gonna make sure my girl is happy.
1:02:24
SPEAKER_03: See, that's the thing.
1:02:25
SPEAKER_03: You're saying for girls.
1:02:26
SPEAKER_03: Happy women cheat.
1:02:27
SPEAKER_03: Hold on.
1:02:28
SPEAKER_03: I'm just talking about random sex?
1:02:30
SPEAKER_03: I'm just talking in jail.
1:02:33
SPEAKER_03: I want a good reputation.
1:02:35
SPEAKER_03: This is very true.
1:02:36
SPEAKER_03: I wouldn't, I'm not gonna do no whack shit.
1:02:38
SPEAKER_03: I wouldn't mind I'm gonna give you my best, but if you don't nut for my best, then that's just if we got enough time for both of us to get off, I'm gonna I'm gonna try to make it.
1:02:47
SPEAKER_03: You get what I'm saying?
1:02:48
SPEAKER_03: If it's a quick, listen, we go on to the back of my car.
1:02:50
SPEAKER_03: I don't care.
1:02:50
SPEAKER_01: I'm getting my dick license is revoked.
1:02:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:02:55
SPEAKER_03: You're not worried about girls hearing this.
1:02:57
SPEAKER_03: You know, I'm never fucking Chubbs.
1:02:58
SPEAKER_03: We know him.
1:02:58
SPEAKER_03: We real life.
1:02:59
SPEAKER_03: Let me ask you a question.
1:03:00
SPEAKER_03: You know me.
1:03:01
SPEAKER_03: Do you when you look at me and I say certain stuff, do I give a fuck?
1:03:04
SPEAKER_03: Nah, no, but like you never like just think about it and be like, you know what?
1:03:07
SPEAKER_03: Like, I'm I'm gonna do it.
1:03:09
SPEAKER_03: My stock is dropping too much.
1:03:10
SPEAKER_03: Y'all told me I would never give it a lot of time.
1:03:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, my stock.
1:03:13
SPEAKER_03: I just stock.
1:03:14
SPEAKER_03: Y'all can answer your question.
1:03:15
SPEAKER_03: You told me so many times I'll never get it.
1:03:17
SPEAKER_03: I don't care.
1:03:17
SPEAKER_03: That doesn't answer the question.
1:03:19
SPEAKER_03: That's not the same answer.
1:03:20
SPEAKER_03: Or let him answer his question.
1:03:22
SPEAKER_03: Answer the question.
1:03:24
SPEAKER_03: No, he did.
1:03:24
SPEAKER_03: He did.
1:03:24
SPEAKER_03: He said he's concerned.
1:03:26
SPEAKER_03: But do you have conversations?
1:03:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I would I told my girl all the time about that.
1:03:30
SPEAKER_01: Okay, cool.
1:03:32
SPEAKER_03: Me personally, if it's my girlfriend, absolutely, that's the obvious answer.
1:03:38
SPEAKER_03: If it's um, I don't really have one night stands, not that type of dude.
1:03:42
SPEAKER_03: Um so if it's a woman that I'm doing a tangle with, um, I'm gonna try my best to complete the mission, but as a 95%er, I'm uh I'm gonna just stay true to my my percentage.
1:03:58
SPEAKER_03: And she gotta stay true to her.
1:04:00
SPEAKER_03: That is how it works.
1:04:02
SPEAKER_03: But if she wants to try again, you know, we can try again.
1:04:04
SPEAKER_03: But um women orgasming through um vaginal penetration is not the easiest thing to do in the world.
1:04:11
SPEAKER_03: And if I don't really know you, I don't really want to go down on you.
1:04:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so but you shouldn't be having sex with anybody you don't know.
1:04:19
SPEAKER_03: So you know, it's a it's a it's a complex answer.
1:04:22
SPEAKER_06: I'm just done having having sex with people that I wouldn't even want to go down on.
1:04:25
SPEAKER_06: Like, yeah, exactly.
1:04:26
SPEAKER_06: That's part of sex.
1:04:27
SPEAKER_06: That's the perfect world.
1:04:28
SPEAKER_06: That's part of your sex.
1:04:29
SPEAKER_03: I wish I lived in the perfect world.
1:04:31
SPEAKER_06: I mean, you do.
1:04:32
SPEAKER_06: You're in you're in a you're in a relationship with that.
1:04:35
SPEAKER_03: I can't put a condom on my face.
1:04:36
SPEAKER_03: I don't I don't wear condoms.
1:04:36
SPEAKER_06: It's called dental damn, motherfucker.
1:04:38
SPEAKER_06: And it is a condom for your mouth.
1:04:39
SPEAKER_06: It's a dental dam.
1:04:40
SPEAKER_06: Dental dam.
1:04:42
SPEAKER_06: Shit.
1:04:43
SPEAKER_03: I'm about to go buy some.
1:04:44
SPEAKER_03: That's how your head looks like that.
1:04:46
SPEAKER_03: Anyway, that's all.
1:04:48
SPEAKER_02: Well, I'll finally start developing a bit, so leave me alone.
1:04:51
SPEAKER_06: Snicker gonna wake up with his dick stuck to his leg.
1:04:55
SPEAKER_02: Where to go?
1:04:55
SPEAKER_02: Where to go?
1:04:56
SPEAKER_06: Alright, um, but to answer the question, yes, um, I absolutely like to make sure that uh well let me let me let me clarify.
1:05:05
SPEAKER_06: At this stage in my life, okay, because when I was younger, I was just running through, you know, getting those numbers up.
1:05:13
SPEAKER_06: You know, shit happens.
1:05:14
SPEAKER_06: Um but no, at this point in my life, yeah.
1:05:18
SPEAKER_06: If I'm going to burn some calories and the bust of sweat off up in your ass, you know, then yeah, I'm gonna make sure that you're that you're good, that everything is alright, and that you are satisfied, and that more than anything we're both satisfied because, you know, like right, like you know, the the the thing is too, as far as satisfaction, there's been, you know, like I said, when I was younger, women who probably weren't satisfied, and it was only because I wasn't satisfied while I was in there, like you know, there's I think as a guy, there's nothing worse than fucking a corpse.
1:05:56
SPEAKER_06: Like, or fucking a woman who gives you no type of Response that you're doing something right and you're in there, like, motherfucker, I know I'm good.
1:06:05
SPEAKER_06: Cuz the last 17 motherfuckers done you know reacted in a good way to this move.
1:06:11
SPEAKER_06: But it also goes to what AG was saying.
1:06:14
SPEAKER_06: Sometimes you just don't know that chick, like you know, what she likes, what she doesn't like, or whatever.
1:06:18
SPEAKER_06: But I just love a chick that runs.
1:06:20
SPEAKER_05: And it's like, damn, you don't care about your reputation.
1:06:23
SPEAKER_05: Both of y'all want to be called back again for this.
1:06:25
SPEAKER_05: That's what I'm saying.
1:06:25
SPEAKER_03: Like, right.
1:06:26
SPEAKER_03: That's what I'm saying.
1:06:26
SPEAKER_03: It depends.
1:06:27
SPEAKER_05: Like man, a male or a woman, I would hope that you would want a good enough performance for it to happen again.
1:06:35
SPEAKER_03: That's why I gave it 65%.
1:06:36
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
1:06:37
SPEAKER_05: You just got the 65% for that.
1:06:39
SPEAKER_06: That's the minimum grade.
1:06:40
SPEAKER_06: That's right.
1:06:40
SPEAKER_06: It's the minimum passing grade in schools.
1:06:43
SPEAKER_02: Especially if I travel.
1:06:44
SPEAKER_02: That number's been indoctrinated.
1:06:47
SPEAKER_05: Traveling pussy is the worst.
1:06:48
SPEAKER_05: That's the most paranoid thing.
1:06:50
SPEAKER_05: If I go like on vacation, you don't know nobody.
1:06:52
SPEAKER_05: Here.
1:06:52
SPEAKER_05: You say what?
1:06:53
SPEAKER_03: I'm not calling you back.
1:06:54
SPEAKER_05: Traveling pussy.
1:06:54
SPEAKER_03: If it's in New York, you know I know you.
1:06:57
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:06:57
SPEAKER_03: Anyways.
1:06:58
SPEAKER_03: Um KO show, thanks for the amazing topic.
1:07:02
SPEAKER_03: Which traveling pussy?
1:07:03
SPEAKER_03: 65% of the time.
1:07:05
SPEAKER_03: Well, you go somewhere.
1:07:06
SPEAKER_03: I know you in real life.
1:07:07
SPEAKER_03: Um, we talk about the other interesting topic you have about women as well.
1:07:12
SPEAKER_03: And their prowess in the cheating game.
1:07:14
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yes.
1:07:15
SPEAKER_01: I titled it Cheating Champs.
1:07:17
SPEAKER_03: Woman Champs.
1:07:18
SPEAKER_00: Good one.
1:07:19
SPEAKER_01: So are women better at cheating than men?
1:07:23
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:07:24
SPEAKER_01: Because this was like a tweet that was going around.
1:07:26
SPEAKER_01: Um, and the tweet said, Women don't get caught cheating because they don't change their routine at all.
1:07:30
SPEAKER_01: Same walk, same sex position, same laugh.
1:07:33
SPEAKER_01: Men get a mistress and start drinking water all of a sudden.
1:07:37
SPEAKER_03: Hmm.
1:07:38
SPEAKER_03: Damn, that is a fact.
1:07:39
SPEAKER_03: That is a fact.
1:07:40
SPEAKER_03: So it's like you get you.
1:07:42
SPEAKER_03: Sound like Yara Kish.
1:07:44
SPEAKER_03: I'm a black man.
1:07:47
SPEAKER_03: What?
1:07:47
SPEAKER_03: I'm a black man.
1:07:48
SPEAKER_03: So I'm part of the coalition that we don't cheat.
1:07:51
SPEAKER_03: So I really don't know.
1:07:52
SPEAKER_03: But I'm gonna speak from the perspective of Asian man.
1:07:55
SPEAKER_03: If I were an Asian man, do I think women are better?
1:07:58
SPEAKER_06: If you're an Asian man, you'd be you'd be any other type of woman.
1:08:05
SPEAKER_03: Shout out to all our Asian listeners.
1:08:10
SPEAKER_03: I think I think women are definitely better cheaters.
1:08:15
SPEAKER_03: Um I think they just have it.
1:08:18
SPEAKER_03: It might be instinctual for them.
1:08:20
SPEAKER_03: So I don't know if it's really considered it's it's considered cheating by our standards, societal standards.
1:08:25
SPEAKER_03: But I just think women are better at um recognizing when they're the man that they chose or who they end up with is not like he's or he doesn't plateau she can get to.
1:08:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we just move with the current of things, so with the flow.
1:08:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so it doesn't really we're not trying to cover anything up really because it's like you know, this is what men do.
1:08:55
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, women um are definitely more, you know, meticulous when it comes to things like they cross their T's and dot their I'd say.
1:09:02
SPEAKER_03: I don't even women are better at cheating in my opinion, but I don't necessarily think that women have a better like tack technique or whatever.
1:09:12
SPEAKER_03: I think it's the fact that if you ever think about if I'm if I'm really the person cheating in a relationship, I'm the one hitting the woman up like yo, you free, come over.
1:09:21
SPEAKER_03: Not necessarily.
1:09:21
SPEAKER_03: Not necessarily, but majority of the time it's like you like initiating, like yo, as a man, call me like I'm free, come over, or whatever, or like you know.
1:09:30
SPEAKER_03: Not necessarily, but I'm saying majority of the time.
1:09:32
SPEAKER_03: As a woman, as a woman, they're usually the one getting the text.
1:09:36
SPEAKER_03: Maybe you change the people.
1:09:37
SPEAKER_03: Like, so they know, alright, if they tell the man, listen, I'm free at this time, they would the man's gonna be like I know what time to call.
1:09:45
SPEAKER_03: So you think women have more control over the situation?
1:09:47
SPEAKER_03: Like, as a man, most of the time, we're just like, I'm not gonna sit there and tell you, yo, I'm free at seven o'clock.
1:09:52
SPEAKER_03: I'm black.
1:09:52
SPEAKER_03: I'll text you when I can.
1:09:54
SPEAKER_03: She can be in the bathroom, I'll tell you.
1:09:55
SPEAKER_03: I think I think the problem is that women, women don't keep like trophies like men keep trophies like with women.
1:10:02
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:10:03
SPEAKER_03: So like we keep pictures and shit and text messages.
1:10:07
SPEAKER_03: I I I don't know too many women that do that shit if they move and devia.
1:10:10
SPEAKER_03: I don't even mean to know about leave no evidence behind it.
1:10:13
SPEAKER_03: We always gotta push in the group chat with niggas.
1:10:16
SPEAKER_03: I mean, not saying women don't do it too, but but not I I really haven't seen it in a cheating situation.
1:10:23
SPEAKER_03: Like I obviously, if they like you have a lot of people.
1:10:25
SPEAKER_06: I have a lot of women friends and they've showed me their fucking group chat, bro.
1:10:30
SPEAKER_06: Listen, them bitches suspicious.
1:10:33
SPEAKER_06: But I'm gonna do a fucking thing.
1:10:34
SPEAKER_05: Yo, you know the thing I don't understand about the the women who do their thing, there's their sod nigga shit?
1:10:40
SPEAKER_05: They talk so much, they put so much information out there to their friends.
1:10:45
SPEAKER_05: Like that shit is crazy.
1:10:46
SPEAKER_05: Like they tell everything.
1:10:49
SPEAKER_05: Everything.
1:10:49
SPEAKER_06: It's crazy.
1:10:50
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, because they need somebody to motherfucking line up with when shit go wrong.
1:10:55
SPEAKER_06: They listen together when a girl shows.
1:10:56
SPEAKER_01: Or they exactly they help them line.
1:10:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
1:10:59
SPEAKER_03: As a man, I'll probably cheat on my woman and I'll just tell y'all, but I we won't never be on something like, yo, let's line up an excuse in case it happened.
1:11:07
SPEAKER_03: You get what I'm saying?
1:11:07
SPEAKER_03: I'll probably just call you in the spirit moment like, yo, was I not then?
1:11:10
SPEAKER_03: You're gonna be like the fuck you talking about.
1:11:13
SPEAKER_03: But you're not gonna you might not necessarily know this.
1:11:15
SPEAKER_03: It's just like you already had that lined up.
1:11:17
SPEAKER_06: It's just like when do you ever heard that story when the wife calls the uh guy's friends, his list of friends, asking where he's at?
1:11:25
SPEAKER_06: And they say, Oh, he's right here asleep on the couch.
1:11:28
SPEAKER_06: Oh, he's right here asleep on the couch.
1:11:29
SPEAKER_06: And then she finally got to his third friend.
1:11:31
SPEAKER_06: He's like, Yeah, he's right here asleep on the couch.
1:11:33
SPEAKER_06: Says, oh no, the fuck he's not.
1:11:34
SPEAKER_06: He's standing right next to me.
1:11:35
SPEAKER_06: He says, Well, who the fuck is this on my goddamn couch?
1:11:40
SPEAKER_06: That's funny.
1:11:40
SPEAKER_03: That's a funny.
1:11:42
SPEAKER_03: So that's why I'm like, nah, I'm saying shit like that, like shit like that is why we don't win.
1:11:48
SPEAKER_03: While we can't cheat as good as they can.
1:11:51
SPEAKER_03: I don't know what you're speaking of.
1:11:52
SPEAKER_03: So I never cheated, but if I was everyone.
1:11:55
SPEAKER_03: Oh, nigga, you thought you yes, yes, you did, nigga.
1:11:58
SPEAKER_03: We black so much.
1:11:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I never cheated.
1:12:01
SPEAKER_03: You know what?
1:12:02
SPEAKER_03: I record's not too big.
1:12:03
SPEAKER_03: Every Asian man.
1:12:04
SPEAKER_03: Well, if I was an Asian man, I probably got caught by my girlfriend's text messages or something.
1:12:09
SPEAKER_03: And why are you keeping text, dog?
1:12:10
SPEAKER_03: Woman question.
1:12:12
SPEAKER_03: Asian dog.
1:12:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:12:13
SPEAKER_03: I gotta show my other Asian friends that like I'm getting bitches.
1:12:16
SPEAKER_03: Woman.
1:12:17
SPEAKER_03: I'm a little ego, dude.
1:12:18
SPEAKER_03: In my opinion, women make every little thing cheating.
1:12:23
SPEAKER_03: No, cheating.
1:12:24
SPEAKER_03: Like, if you say, if you text a girl, whatever, and they misread like the text, they think you're cheating.
1:12:29
SPEAKER_05: They not wrong.
1:12:30
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, no, no.
1:12:32
SPEAKER_05: I see everything as cheating too.
1:12:33
SPEAKER_05: If I want to.
1:12:38
SPEAKER_03: So you have you have a woman.
1:12:39
SPEAKER_03: She if she texts another guy that says, good morning, do you want coffee on my way in?
1:12:43
SPEAKER_03: Right?
1:12:44
SPEAKER_06: Oh, that's definitely cheating.
1:12:45
SPEAKER_06: Fuck you, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1:12:48
SPEAKER_06: No, we're not gonna be.
1:12:51
SPEAKER_06: No, no, no, no.
1:12:52
SPEAKER_06: Fuck that.
1:12:53
SPEAKER_06: No, fuck that.
1:12:54
SPEAKER_06: For the simple fact that you premeditated this shit.
1:12:56
SPEAKER_06: You cared about his eating enough.
1:12:58
SPEAKER_06: Let me ask you about this and shut the coffee two days in a row.
1:13:01
SPEAKER_06: So fucking what, Chubbs?
1:13:02
SPEAKER_06: And listen, we're not talking about that.
1:13:04
SPEAKER_06: For the simple fact that she went out of her way to think about this nigga on the way in to work.
1:13:08
SPEAKER_05: Before she got her coffee to find out that he wanted something.
1:13:12
SPEAKER_05: That shit done cooked last night.
1:13:14
SPEAKER_06: Right, right, right, right.
1:13:15
SPEAKER_06: You're thinking about uh other motherfuckers' well-being.
1:13:18
SPEAKER_06: But when you say it like that, that's cheating, nigga.
1:13:21
SPEAKER_06: She thought about his ass first thing in the morning.
1:13:24
SPEAKER_03: That's not sick.
1:13:25
SPEAKER_03: But she took more than work first.
1:13:27
SPEAKER_03: Who she thought about?
1:13:28
SPEAKER_03: Right, work husbands.
1:13:29
SPEAKER_03: But she took more than work husbands.
1:13:31
SPEAKER_03: So who she thought about first?
1:13:32
SPEAKER_03: Why are you always projecting, nigga?
1:13:34
SPEAKER_03: Like stop.
1:13:35
SPEAKER_03: Come on.
1:13:36
SPEAKER_03: To me, that's not cheating about acting somebody they want coffee.
1:13:38
SPEAKER_06: Bro, bro, we're just explaining.
1:13:40
SPEAKER_06: Just follow along.
1:13:41
SPEAKER_06: It's okay.
1:13:42
SPEAKER_03: So is are women better cheaters?
1:13:46
SPEAKER_06: Yes.
1:13:47
SPEAKER_06: Yes, they are.
1:13:48
SPEAKER_06: By far.
1:13:48
SPEAKER_01: That was unanimous.
1:13:50
SPEAKER_06: Across the board, yes.
1:13:51
SPEAKER_06: Women, women cheat more and they cheat better.
1:13:52
SPEAKER_06: It's okay.
1:13:54
SPEAKER_01: They cheat more?
1:13:55
SPEAKER_01: I don't know about that.
1:13:56
SPEAKER_01: I think so.
1:13:59
SPEAKER_04: No, come on.
1:14:01
SPEAKER_04: I personally do this to tune.
1:14:03
SPEAKER_01: You don't want to get cheated on.
1:14:05
SPEAKER_05: More than men?
1:14:06
SPEAKER_05: I think so.
1:14:07
SPEAKER_05: We're just dumb.
1:14:08
SPEAKER_05: So we think everything we do is better.
1:14:10
SPEAKER_05: And more.
1:14:11
SPEAKER_06: Yes, I know what the fuck we're saying.
1:14:13
SPEAKER_05: Women are better than that.
1:14:14
SPEAKER_05: I was raised by women.
1:14:18
SPEAKER_05: See, how many are black?
1:14:24
SPEAKER_03: So how's women doing more check?
1:14:26
SPEAKER_03: If you line up every woman, race, creed, gender, doesn't it?
1:14:30
SPEAKER_02: You know how you know why?
1:14:33
SPEAKER_02: She fucked one nigga eight times.
1:14:34
SPEAKER_02: Now fuck that.
1:14:35
SPEAKER_02: Fuck that.
1:14:36
SPEAKER_06: You look out the window.
1:14:37
SPEAKER_06: You see that telephone pole out the window?
1:14:40
SPEAKER_06: Ask yourself, how often do they have to change those poles versus how often they have to change the fucking ground?
1:14:46
SPEAKER_06: They have to change that motherfucking pole before they have to change that ground, nigga.
1:14:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's true.
1:14:51
SPEAKER_06: That ground takes a lot of poles, motherfucker.
1:14:56
SPEAKER_03: I just want to ask everybody.
1:14:58
SPEAKER_03: I just want to ask everybody.
1:15:00
SPEAKER_03: That's old school nigga shit.
1:15:01
SPEAKER_03: What would you rather be?
1:15:02
SPEAKER_03: The cheating champion or coming 95% of the time?
1:15:05
SPEAKER_03: I'm going 95%.
1:15:06
SPEAKER_03: Y'all can have that she and shit.
1:15:07
SPEAKER_03: Give me the 95%.
1:15:08
SPEAKER_03: Hell no! Somebody rather 90% of the time.
1:15:14
SPEAKER_03: Oh, they're not.
1:15:15
SPEAKER_03: I'm getting 95% regardless.
1:15:17
SPEAKER_03: And then the next man is getting his 95% with my woman.
1:15:22
SPEAKER_03: The woman.
1:15:23
SPEAKER_03: The nigga who's paying for dinner is losing.
1:15:25
SPEAKER_01: Because she's still at 65.
1:15:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she's still at 65.
1:15:29
SPEAKER_03: That is a fact.
1:15:29
SPEAKER_03: Because she's gonna cheat and still not get her nuts.
1:15:32
SPEAKER_03: He's chosen at 65 to a 69.
1:15:36
SPEAKER_03: So what?
1:15:40
SPEAKER_00: 69 is how you get to 95.
1:15:43
SPEAKER_06: 69 is how you get to child support.
1:15:47
SPEAKER_06: Oh man.
1:15:49
SPEAKER_01: Gotta worry about diseases too.
1:15:51
SPEAKER_03: We got one last topic.
1:15:52
SPEAKER_03: I think it's a pretty cool one to rap with.
1:15:53
SPEAKER_06: Oh well, I was gonna actually expand on this because it was brought up and I actually saw this somewhere.
1:16:01
SPEAKER_06: No.
1:16:02
SPEAKER_06: Whoa.
1:16:03
SPEAKER_06: Gunman in Shihu.
1:16:05
SPEAKER_06: She lied now.
1:16:07
SPEAKER_06: Question.
1:16:09
SPEAKER_06: Is it cheating?
1:16:11
unknown: Yes.
1:16:13
SPEAKER_06: You say yes before you.
1:16:14
SPEAKER_06: If there are alright, fellas.
1:16:17
SPEAKER_06: Fellas.
1:16:17
SPEAKER_06: Fellas, is do you consider your lady cheating if there are dick pics in her group chat?
1:16:23
SPEAKER_03: No.
1:16:23
SPEAKER_06: Wait, from from from from her friends.
1:16:27
SPEAKER_06: No, no.
1:16:28
SPEAKER_06: These are from her friends.
1:16:30
SPEAKER_06: Like her friends.
1:16:31
SPEAKER_06: There's a group.
1:16:31
SPEAKER_06: There's dicks in the group chat.
1:16:33
SPEAKER_05: Is that cheating?
1:16:34
SPEAKER_05: You thought my lady's sweating from the air right now.
1:16:36
SPEAKER_05: No, it's not.
1:16:36
SPEAKER_03: Well, hold on.
1:16:37
SPEAKER_03: Oh shit.
1:16:38
SPEAKER_03: Nah, but hold on, hold on, hold on.
1:16:40
SPEAKER_03: It depends.
1:16:41
SPEAKER_03: Because you gotta think about it.
1:16:43
SPEAKER_03: What if hypothetically, what if she sent it to her friends?
1:16:45
SPEAKER_03: And her friends are just resending them so she's gonna be like, No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1:16:49
SPEAKER_06: No, stop changing it.
1:16:50
SPEAKER_06: What I'm saying is, there's a group chat.
1:16:53
SPEAKER_06: Yep.
1:16:53
SPEAKER_06: See what you're saying.
1:16:54
SPEAKER_02: And there are dick pics in it from the participants of their friends.
1:16:59
SPEAKER_02: Do you consider that you're did my wife cheat?
1:17:01
SPEAKER_02: No.
1:17:02
SPEAKER_05: Yep.
1:17:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she did.
1:17:04
SPEAKER_05: That's cheating actions.
1:17:05
SPEAKER_05: No.
1:17:06
SPEAKER_05: What?
1:17:07
SPEAKER_05: Fuck you in this group chat with these motherfuckers for.
1:17:09
SPEAKER_05: If you know they notice how they roll, be like, oh sorry.
1:17:12
SPEAKER_05: I'm uh in a relationship, I'm not supposed to be looking at no other dicks right now.
1:17:15
SPEAKER_05: Sorry.
1:17:15
SPEAKER_05: Come on, man.
1:17:16
SPEAKER_03: Carrie.
1:17:17
SPEAKER_03: What did she say?
1:17:17
SPEAKER_03: Yo that says big yours is bigger than everybody else.
1:17:20
SPEAKER_03: KH.
1:17:21
SPEAKER_03: That don't do it for me.
1:17:22
SPEAKER_06: KOCHO.
1:17:25
SPEAKER_06: Oh.
1:17:25
SPEAKER_06: Some Asian man that you're dating is in a uh group chat, and uh you happen to go through his phones and you see that you know there are various you know tit pics and ass pics in there that were sent, you know, from from uh other participants in the group.
1:17:41
SPEAKER_06: Do you feel away?
1:17:43
SPEAKER_01: I don't consider it cheating.
1:17:47
SPEAKER_01: I don't consider it cheating because it'd be like is watching porn cheating.
1:17:52
SPEAKER_01: It better not no justin just in all honesty, it's not a lot, but my my friend has sent dick pits that she has gotten unsolicited into our group chat.
1:18:08
SPEAKER_03: So I have seen my standalone.
1:18:10
SPEAKER_03: I think it was like I think it was like one or two.
1:18:12
SPEAKER_03: Everybody shuts, everybody shuts.
1:18:14
SPEAKER_01: Because I can't remember, it was a while ago.
1:18:15
SPEAKER_03: Give me a mic, please.
1:18:19
SPEAKER_05: That's not cool.
1:18:20
SPEAKER_05: No.
1:18:21
SPEAKER_05: It's uncool, but it's not cool.
1:18:23
SPEAKER_01: But I didn't we didn't request it.
1:18:24
SPEAKER_01: We didn't request it.
1:18:25
SPEAKER_01: She was just telling us and then what was your response?
1:18:29
SPEAKER_01: Ew.
1:18:30
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
1:18:30
SPEAKER_03: I knew that was the response.
1:18:32
SPEAKER_01: It's gross.
1:18:32
SPEAKER_01: No, like mind you, I don't think.
1:18:34
SPEAKER_01: No, I don't.
1:18:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:18:37
SPEAKER_01: No, but basically, yeah, it's it has happened.
1:18:39
SPEAKER_01: Not often.
1:18:41
SPEAKER_01: Not often, but it's just like you just lost a friend game or something.
1:18:44
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:18:45
SPEAKER_01: No, I didn't.
1:18:46
SPEAKER_01: Oh, what the fuck?
1:18:48
SPEAKER_06: So now the thing was he said it's only cheating if your spouse saves the picture.
1:18:52
SPEAKER_06: Because see it, it's different.
1:18:54
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that ain't cheating.
1:18:55
SPEAKER_02: I did not save the picture.
1:18:57
SPEAKER_02: I did not save the picture.
1:18:58
SPEAKER_03: If he or she saves the picture when the group later, bro.
1:19:01
SPEAKER_03: That's what I'm saying.
1:19:01
SPEAKER_03: She's gonna play with herself and look at it.
1:19:05
SPEAKER_03: That's a highlight real quick.
1:19:07
SPEAKER_03: This is the thing.
1:19:08
SPEAKER_01: But you save picks of other women on your phone.
1:19:09
SPEAKER_01: So how is you?
1:19:11
SPEAKER_03: But they ain't naked.
1:19:12
SPEAKER_03: I don't like this.
1:19:14
SPEAKER_03: How is this?
1:19:15
SPEAKER_01: How is that the same thing?
1:19:17
SPEAKER_01: Because I didn't like look for these dick pics.
1:19:19
SPEAKER_01: They were sent to the city.
1:19:19
SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, no.
1:19:20
SPEAKER_01: I said if you No, I said Because like let's say you save pics to masturbate for later, whatever.
1:19:25
SPEAKER_01: But is that I wouldn't consider that cheating.
1:19:28
SPEAKER_01: I wouldn't consider that cheating.
1:19:29
SPEAKER_03: That's the thing.
1:19:30
SPEAKER_03: Like, if I save a random woman off Google, I would never meet her.
1:19:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but I don't know whose dick this is either.
1:19:36
SPEAKER_03: My thing is, if we no, no, in group chat, you always know whose it is.
1:19:40
SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
1:19:41
SPEAKER_03: No, that ain't no.
1:19:42
SPEAKER_03: That ain't.
1:19:43
SPEAKER_03: This is a slippery slope.
1:19:44
SPEAKER_03: This is a slippery slope.
1:19:45
SPEAKER_03: Slippery one wet.
1:19:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:19:46
SPEAKER_03: If you are gonna say that's cheating when she does it, it has to be cheating when you do it.
1:19:52
SPEAKER_03: I'm just asking a question.
1:19:54
SPEAKER_03: I don't think it's cheating.
1:19:54
SPEAKER_06: No, no, no.
1:19:55
SPEAKER_06: Because like I said, the thing said the survey asked the question, but I think the most definitive answer is if your spouse, him or her, saves the picture.
1:20:06
SPEAKER_03: I honestly don't think it's cheating.
1:20:07
SPEAKER_03: Nah, that it's a saving saving picture.
1:20:10
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, no.
1:20:11
SPEAKER_06: That's something different.
1:20:11
SPEAKER_03: A lot of disrespect.
1:20:14
SPEAKER_03: I understand both arguments.
1:20:15
SPEAKER_03: Me personally, that's not cheating.
1:20:16
SPEAKER_03: But it's not respectful.
1:20:17
SPEAKER_03: I wouldn't want to be called a cheater if I'm disrespectful.
1:20:19
SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
1:20:20
SPEAKER_03: It's wrong.
1:20:20
SPEAKER_03: The dick pick in the or pussy pick whatever it is.
1:20:23
SPEAKER_03: I don't think if it comes in a chat and not.
1:20:25
SPEAKER_03: No, I think it's wrong regardless.
1:20:27
SPEAKER_03: Why?
1:20:27
SPEAKER_03: Because you shouldn't be like, I think that friends should have respect for your relationship.
1:20:31
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:20:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, your friends should respect you, and if they don't, cool.
1:20:33
SPEAKER_03: But that's that's wrong.
1:20:34
SPEAKER_03: It's not cheating.
1:20:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, absolutely.
1:20:37
SPEAKER_03: Saving it.
1:20:38
SPEAKER_03: It's not cheating either.
1:20:39
SPEAKER_03: I think it's disrespectful.
1:20:39
SPEAKER_03: It's just another level.
1:20:40
SPEAKER_03: That's another level.
1:20:44
SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
1:20:45
SPEAKER_03: But you've seen a pussy before, so I'm just sending you a pussy.
1:20:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like look at this bitch I killed.
1:20:48
SPEAKER_03: Look at her pussy.
1:20:49
SPEAKER_03: She'll have pull.
1:20:51
SPEAKER_03: I'm not asking you.
1:20:53
SPEAKER_03: I'm not asking for you to be like.
1:20:56
SPEAKER_03: Y'all chat.
1:20:57
SPEAKER_03: But then I have too many.
1:20:59
SPEAKER_03: Oh, alright.
1:21:00
SPEAKER_03: Oh, fuck it.
1:21:04
SPEAKER_02: Excuse me.
1:21:04
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna need you to respect my relationship.
1:21:08
SPEAKER_02: Like saving it is the fine line.
1:21:11
SPEAKER_03: That's where the problem lies.
1:21:12
SPEAKER_03: Wait, what are you doing after?
1:21:13
SPEAKER_01: Because don't you guys have secret folders of like other pictures your ex have set you?
1:21:20
SPEAKER_01: So then it's like you can't get all up in arms.
1:21:22
SPEAKER_05: I just don't know.
1:21:23
SPEAKER_01: No, you can't.
1:21:24
SPEAKER_01: No, you can't.
1:21:25
SPEAKER_01: You especially cannot.
1:21:26
SPEAKER_05: Oh yes, you can, because you have understand you have understandings when you enter a relationship, right?
1:21:31
SPEAKER_05: And uh, if somebody doesn't isn't a certain way when you started the relationship and they change it to something that you didn't expect, foresee, or wasn't brought to the table, that's uh a conflict, that's a conflict in the relationship.
1:21:42
SPEAKER_01: But how is that my fault?
1:21:43
SPEAKER_01: I did not ask for this dick pic, just like she did not ask for that dick pic.
1:21:46
SPEAKER_05: I'm talking about the uh subject that is.
1:21:48
SPEAKER_05: In general, the Asian man and his woman.
1:21:51
SPEAKER_05: I'm speaking freely.
1:21:52
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:21:53
SPEAKER_01: I'm just saying if you didn't ask for that dick pic, then you shouldn't be at fault for receiving it.
1:21:58
SPEAKER_03: That's pretty good.
1:21:59
SPEAKER_03: That's what you're saying.
1:21:59
SPEAKER_03: I come out.
1:22:00
SPEAKER_03: That is my argument.
1:22:01
SPEAKER_03: That is my argument.
1:22:02
SPEAKER_03: No, no, that's cool.
1:22:03
SPEAKER_03: That's cool.
1:22:04
SPEAKER_03: The friend is wrong.
1:22:05
SPEAKER_03: The friend's wrong.
1:22:05
SPEAKER_03: No, no.
1:22:06
SPEAKER_03: Because I didn't want to see it either.
1:22:07
SPEAKER_03: I did not want to see it.
1:22:08
SPEAKER_03: The friend is wrong.
1:22:09
SPEAKER_03: Yo, so if you're in a relationship, right?
1:22:11
SPEAKER_03: And AG's in a relationship, and I sent a pussy picture in the chat.
1:22:15
SPEAKER_03: Hold on, hold on.
1:22:15
SPEAKER_03: At the end of the day, we're still boys.
1:22:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we're still boys.
1:22:18
SPEAKER_03: If your woman goes through your phone.
1:22:20
SPEAKER_03: But look, we would have had that conversation in person.
1:22:23
SPEAKER_03: But no, no, I'm saying if your woman goes through your phone and sees that, right?
1:22:26
SPEAKER_03: That's what you're saying.
1:22:27
SPEAKER_03: Who does she have no right to curse out?
1:22:29
SPEAKER_03: You put me.
1:22:30
SPEAKER_03: For me for sending it.
1:22:31
SPEAKER_03: No, she's probably gonna be upset with that.
1:22:32
SPEAKER_03: She sent it.
1:22:33
SPEAKER_03: Alright, but at the end of the day, like she should be.
1:22:36
SPEAKER_03: She shouldn't be upset.
1:22:38
SPEAKER_03: She can't be able to do that.
1:22:39
SPEAKER_03: Alright, so if we have this conversation in person, is it different?
1:22:43
SPEAKER_03: Just because it's a conversation.
1:22:44
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1:22:46
SPEAKER_03: If we have it in person, I'll show you a person, it's different.
1:22:48
SPEAKER_03: That's different.
1:22:49
SPEAKER_03: No intellectual person.
1:22:50
SPEAKER_03: You can never you can never go back to the big thing.
1:22:52
SPEAKER_03: The thing is, hopefully you don't know the pick.
1:22:54
SPEAKER_01: I think hopefully you don't know the person that the pick belongs.
1:22:56
SPEAKER_01: You know what I'm saying?
1:22:57
SPEAKER_01: Like if you no, no, no, no, no.
1:22:58
SPEAKER_03: It's a group chat.
1:22:59
SPEAKER_01: No, no, I understand, but I'm saying that your partner doesn't have interaction with that person.
1:23:06
SPEAKER_03: So my partner's more upset that the pussy pick is in the phone.
1:23:11
SPEAKER_03: Nigga, you don't phone.
1:23:12
SPEAKER_03: Not that I've seen the pussy pick.
1:23:13
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no.
1:23:14
SPEAKER_03: See the pussy.
1:23:14
SPEAKER_03: Your phone.
1:23:15
SPEAKER_03: Nigga, we be in the strip club.
1:23:16
SPEAKER_03: This pussy chick.
1:23:18
SPEAKER_03: Your phone.
1:23:20
SPEAKER_03: Yo, does Chubb just call the body and he wants to show me some shit?
1:23:24
SPEAKER_03: My girl would know you.
1:23:25
SPEAKER_03: That's how this girl.
1:23:26
SPEAKER_03: My girl would hang out with another snow to be like, oh shit, that does sound like Chubb.
1:23:29
SPEAKER_03: No, so it's the girl.
1:23:31
SPEAKER_03: Me, me, if they took me, they would know my dumb ass is gonna do that.
1:23:34
SPEAKER_03: Come on, man.
1:23:34
SPEAKER_03: That's what I'm saying.
1:23:35
SPEAKER_03: But let's say, let's say hypothetically.
1:23:37
SPEAKER_03: This is a great time, Lee Mac does that.
1:23:40
SPEAKER_03: And that's not his character.
1:23:41
SPEAKER_03: They're gonna be like, why is he sending that to you?
1:23:44
SPEAKER_03: Why do your friends feel so comfortable actually sending you a pick?
1:23:48
SPEAKER_03: First of all, why the fuck you and my phone?
1:23:50
SPEAKER_03: That's my argument.
1:23:51
SPEAKER_03: You're right.
1:23:54
SPEAKER_03: I pay this bill.
1:23:56
SPEAKER_03: Now go fix the sandwiches.
1:23:59
SPEAKER_03: If you pay her phone, now bring your phone over here.
1:24:01
SPEAKER_03: But if I got time and I want to entertain, I'll be like, this is seriously boys talk, honestly.
1:24:05
SPEAKER_03: No, that's a great thing.
1:24:06
SPEAKER_03: It's really, it's really, it's really good.
1:24:08
SPEAKER_03: You can't tell her she can't be upset.
1:24:09
SPEAKER_03: That's my point.
1:24:10
SPEAKER_03: There's a pussy in the shit.
1:24:13
SPEAKER_03: She must she give so she gets mad when I watch porn, then that would have to be the case.
1:24:16
SPEAKER_03: Some women do.
1:24:22
SPEAKER_03: I would think I would get a pass because y'all my friends.
1:24:25
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no.
1:24:26
SPEAKER_03: It's not a good thing.
1:24:28
SPEAKER_03: It wasn't like y'all asked me, does this girl look good?
1:24:30
SPEAKER_03: Or would y'all have sex with her?
1:24:31
SPEAKER_03: Y'all just send a pussy pick.
1:24:32
SPEAKER_03: No, nobody sends me a physical physical.
1:24:33
SPEAKER_03: I was in a whole sending a pussy pick without context.
1:24:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, this bitch is lit, right?
1:24:38
SPEAKER_03: Under the picture.
1:24:39
SPEAKER_03: This is lit, right?
1:24:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, something like that.
1:24:41
SPEAKER_03: So what that means?
1:24:43
SPEAKER_03: This is lit, right?
1:24:44
SPEAKER_03: What that means?
1:24:46
SPEAKER_03: You're gonna say it's valid as yeah.
1:24:48
SPEAKER_03: That shit looks savory as you look.
1:24:53
SPEAKER_03: Hopefully, I sent that message while I was at work and I missed it.
1:24:56
SPEAKER_03: You feel me?
1:24:58
SPEAKER_03: Like, I don't feel you, I don't feel you.
1:25:00
SPEAKER_03: Think about it.
1:25:00
SPEAKER_03: There's a woman out there that read looking at it.
1:25:02
SPEAKER_03: Nah, I get it.
1:25:03
SPEAKER_03: I get why you could be upset.
1:25:05
SPEAKER_03: But I would hope you'd be like, yo, he had nothing to do with this shit.
1:25:08
SPEAKER_01: The bottom line is Is it cheating?
1:25:11
SPEAKER_03: It ain't cheating.
1:25:12
SPEAKER_03: No.
1:25:13
SPEAKER_03: I didn't know this woman before you sent it.
1:25:15
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
1:25:15
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I may know who it belongs to.
1:25:19
SPEAKER_03: That's what I'm saying.
1:25:20
SPEAKER_03: Hopefully you don't know.
1:25:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but like at the end of the day, at the end of the day, really, 20 minutes ago before you sent it, honestly.
1:25:26
SPEAKER_03: I would think of the question.
1:25:27
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna just ask you one more question to give full perspective here, right?
1:25:31
SPEAKER_03: So this is you, you is the Asian man.
1:25:33
SPEAKER_03: The woman got a dick on her phone.
1:25:36
SPEAKER_03: Oh no, hold on, hold on.
1:25:37
SPEAKER_01: In her photo library and her text message.
1:25:40
SPEAKER_01: Same, same thing.
1:25:41
SPEAKER_03: You go out, and the nigga's dick that was in your girl's phone is five feet away from you.
1:25:45
SPEAKER_03: You think that's fair?
1:25:48
SPEAKER_03: What do you think that's fair?
1:25:49
SPEAKER_03: That is a fact.
1:25:50
SPEAKER_03: Because if you go out on a dinner date with your girl and her friend is there, chances are that dick is in the facility.
1:25:56
SPEAKER_03: Flip it if it's your.
1:25:57
SPEAKER_03: Oh, see, like we were on the floor.
1:25:58
SPEAKER_03: So flip it if it's um your girl, there's a pussy in your phone, y'all go out, and that pussy's five feet away from her.
1:26:06
SPEAKER_03: What's she gonna say?
1:26:06
SPEAKER_05: Right across the table.
1:26:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like it's that the whole thing is messy.
1:26:12
SPEAKER_03: She'll mess.
1:26:12
SPEAKER_01: That's why I said hopefully you do not know that person.
1:26:15
SPEAKER_03: Listen, that's a small world, man.
1:26:18
SPEAKER_03: Exactly, off rip.
1:26:20
SPEAKER_03: I don't disagree.
1:26:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's it.
1:26:21
SPEAKER_03: Alright, we're all on the same.
1:26:23
SPEAKER_03: I don't agree.
1:26:26
SPEAKER_03: The only good part about it is if you really have a lot of female friends, they send the shit to themselves.
1:26:31
SPEAKER_03: So hopefully you get invited to their group chat.
1:26:33
SPEAKER_00: That's about it.
1:26:35
SPEAKER_00: Women have the greatest fucking group jazz.
1:26:38
SPEAKER_06: I'm gonna say that women have the greatest fucking group jazz.
1:26:42
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I'm scared.
1:26:43
SPEAKER_06: And let me tell you something.
1:26:43
SPEAKER_06: He's like, I'm scared.
1:26:44
SPEAKER_06: Let me tell you something.
1:26:46
SPEAKER_06: Let me tell you something.
1:26:47
SPEAKER_06: All you niggas, but not not speaking to anyone in this room, all these motherfuckers, you know, the 17 listeners we have.
1:26:53
SPEAKER_06: All you're 19.
1:26:55
SPEAKER_03: We got a couple Asian listeners now.
1:26:56
SPEAKER_06: Okay, cool.
1:26:56
SPEAKER_06: You know what?
1:26:57
SPEAKER_06: Let's go to 20 listeners since we go into 2020.
1:26:59
SPEAKER_06: Of all you motherfuckers out there.
1:27:06
SPEAKER_06: I totally forgot what the fuck I was gonna say.
1:27:09
SPEAKER_06: The weed weed every day.
1:27:10
SPEAKER_06: No, it's not it.
1:27:11
SPEAKER_06: No, no, no, man.
1:27:12
SPEAKER_06: All you motherfuckers out there.
1:27:14
SPEAKER_03: But the weed.
1:27:15
SPEAKER_00: But in the group chats.
1:27:16
SPEAKER_06: Huh?
1:27:18
SPEAKER_06: The group chats, yes, the group chats.
1:27:20
SPEAKER_06: All you niggas who sent unsolicited dick pics, they are in the group chats.
1:27:24
SPEAKER_06: And these w and if if you're not correct, these women are fucking laughing at you.
1:27:31
SPEAKER_06: You and you in DM after DM after DM.
1:27:35
SPEAKER_06: I'd have got caught up.
1:27:37
SPEAKER_06: It's a slippery slope out there.
1:27:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, didn't we wasn't there something going on in Twitter where like women were grading men or some shit?
1:27:44
SPEAKER_01: That's what's still going on?
1:27:46
SPEAKER_01: Dick Help is still a popular thing or something.
1:27:48
SPEAKER_03: And if I'm not mistaken, in in Texas and California, you can get locked up.
1:27:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:27:52
SPEAKER_03: For sending a dick book.
1:27:54
SPEAKER_03: That's good.
1:27:55
SPEAKER_03: That's good.
1:27:56
SPEAKER_03: Who the fuck leaves with a dick big?
1:27:58
SPEAKER_03: Huh?
1:27:59
SPEAKER_03: Alright, cool.
1:28:00
SPEAKER_03: Answers your question.
1:28:02
SPEAKER_03: Before you say hello?
1:28:03
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no.
1:28:06
SPEAKER_03: They're not they're not just before you say hello, but you feel me.
1:28:08
SPEAKER_03: Hello and there's some people that say hello.
1:28:10
SPEAKER_06: Listen, niggas will offer to eat your ass before they offer to take you on a date.
1:28:14
SPEAKER_06: Shut the fuck up.
1:28:15
SPEAKER_03: This is life.
1:28:16
SPEAKER_03: That should have got me caught up.
1:28:17
SPEAKER_03: Eating ass is cheaper than going on a date.
1:28:19
SPEAKER_03: This is fine.
1:28:21
SPEAKER_03: This is beef room.
1:28:23
SPEAKER_03: Till what come out?
1:28:23
SPEAKER_03: What what else are they gonna do?
1:28:25
SPEAKER_05: What are you talking about?
1:28:26
SPEAKER_05: I was just talking about uh when I say for now, to eating ass is cheaper?
1:28:31
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, until you got hospital bills you gotta take care of.
1:28:34
SPEAKER_05: Oh, alright.
1:28:34
SPEAKER_05: Wow.
1:28:36
SPEAKER_06: Oh no, UTS got good insurance.
1:28:38
SPEAKER_06: He good.
1:28:39
SPEAKER_06: It does.
1:28:41
SPEAKER_03: I'll pay five dollars to go to the doctor.
1:28:43
SPEAKER_03: Oh goddamn boxes you lift in.
1:28:48
SPEAKER_03: Alright, uh dry as shit.
1:28:50
SPEAKER_03: What are we going to the next topic?
1:28:51
SPEAKER_03: No, that I think I think we should end here, honestly.
1:28:54
SPEAKER_03: It's getting late.
1:28:55
SPEAKER_03: Last topic was like some weird shit about what's the basically a listener that we have.
1:29:00
SPEAKER_03: I hate this guy so much.
1:29:02
SPEAKER_03: A listener that we have has sent in the topic, and the topic basically was what is the most embarrassing thing that could possibly happen during sex?
1:29:09
SPEAKER_01: I know that we talked about that.
1:29:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I think so.
1:29:12
SPEAKER_01: I would say farting.
1:29:13
unknown: Yep.
1:29:14
SPEAKER_06: Chubs being born.
1:29:17
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
1:29:18
SPEAKER_00: Chubbs is a broken condom baby.
1:29:22
SPEAKER_03: You should have sued the hospital, nigga.
1:29:24
SPEAKER_03: You're a broken condom baby.
1:29:26
SPEAKER_03: That's gangster.
1:29:26
SPEAKER_01: There was a guy that sued his parents for being You beat all I.
1:29:31
SPEAKER_03: I'll be proud of that.
1:29:32
SPEAKER_03: I got that tattoo.
1:29:33
SPEAKER_03: I beat all I.
1:29:34
SPEAKER_03: What do you mean by that, Chuck?
1:29:36
SPEAKER_03: He beats me.
1:29:37
SPEAKER_03: I need to dock it number to that case.
1:29:38
SPEAKER_05: Whoever sued their parents and won.
1:29:42
SPEAKER_01: I don't think he won, but he definitely sued his parents.
1:29:45
SPEAKER_05: Nah, he definitely.
1:29:46
SPEAKER_01: Because they're like, I didn't ask to be in this world, so you gotta pay for my shit.
1:29:49
SPEAKER_03: Man, that's crazy.
1:29:50
SPEAKER_03: For as long as I need it.
1:29:51
SPEAKER_03: He was white, right?
1:29:52
SPEAKER_03: He's Caucasian.
1:29:53
SPEAKER_01: Um, I don't know.
1:29:54
SPEAKER_01: He definitely wasn't black or Hispanic.
1:29:57
SPEAKER_03: He was either white or I think he was either white or Indian.
1:30:01
SPEAKER_03: Might have been Indian.
1:30:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't know if he's on the Indian.
1:30:03
SPEAKER_03: What are you talking about?
1:30:04
SPEAKER_03: Is it pee or is it just liquid?
1:30:06
SPEAKER_03: Anyways.
1:30:07
SPEAKER_03: Anyway, you know what I'm talking about, right?
1:30:09
SPEAKER_03: Jesus Christ.
1:30:11
SPEAKER_03: So um this has been before we get up out of here.
1:30:14
SPEAKER_03: Anybody have any announcements or anything that we got coming up?
1:30:17
SPEAKER_03: Anything education is key.
1:30:18
SPEAKER_03: They want to talk about 2020.
1:30:22
SPEAKER_03: No, I'm just playing.
1:30:23
SPEAKER_03: It's about to be the podcast.
1:30:26
SPEAKER_03: I'm not gonna adjust someone.
1:30:28
SPEAKER_03: I don't got another S5.
1:30:29
SPEAKER_03: I was shit.
1:30:33
SPEAKER_06: You heard that, right?
1:30:34
SPEAKER_06: People said, I have another S5.
1:30:37
SPEAKER_03: Honestly, when he takes off, I'm still doing a podcast, alright?
1:30:39
SPEAKER_03: So you got magic AirPods to go with it.
1:30:40
SPEAKER_03: So the money's coming in for AG, man.
1:30:44
SPEAKER_03: So don't believe that we ain't making no money.
1:30:45
SPEAKER_03: He's he's taking it off.
1:30:47
SPEAKER_03: He's gonna be restraining everybody in the club song.
1:30:49
SPEAKER_03: All I know is these new AirPods make me feel a lot richer than you broke my club.
1:31:00
SPEAKER_01: He's like, what's a wire?
1:31:01
SPEAKER_06: You know what?
1:31:02
SPEAKER_06: Listen, I'm I'm part of the broke population who still has wires with their headphones.
1:31:07
SPEAKER_06: No problem with that.
1:31:08
SPEAKER_06: And I'm not gonna sit here and say that I have absolutely no problem with that because that wire has saved me from dropping my phone quite a few times.
1:31:16
SPEAKER_03: Well, you got money, you don't give a fuck about dropping your phone out.
1:31:19
SPEAKER_03: You know what?
1:31:21
SPEAKER_03: You know what got me mad about Christmas?
1:31:24
SPEAKER_03: I had my little maybe 17 year old look at me and say, hold on.
1:31:29
SPEAKER_03: You got red bottoms on, but you got a home button, and I had to stop and look at her like how disrespectful.
1:31:37
SPEAKER_03: This nigga keeps going backwards with iPhones.
1:31:39
SPEAKER_03: He had the eight, now you got the seven, you're going back to six eventually.
1:31:41
SPEAKER_03: You a sad nigga, man.
1:31:43
SPEAKER_03: I think this in 2020 this broke shit.
1:31:45
SPEAKER_03: I don't want it around me.
1:31:45
SPEAKER_03: I'm not gonna hold it.
1:31:46
SPEAKER_03: Broke shit.
1:31:47
SPEAKER_03: You gotta have an iPhone 11 or better.
1:31:49
SPEAKER_03: Nah.
1:31:50
SPEAKER_03: But you gotta go.
1:31:51
SPEAKER_03: I got two phones.
1:31:52
SPEAKER_03: No, you don't.
1:31:52
SPEAKER_03: Alright, so you gotta be a little bit more.
1:31:57
SPEAKER_03: I got a quick question.
1:31:58
SPEAKER_03: Yes, sir.
1:31:59
SPEAKER_06: Because I'm uh I'm I'm on live right now.
1:32:01
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
1:32:02
SPEAKER_06: Alright.
1:32:02
SPEAKER_06: So Lady Lucia asked, so me and my friends were talking about this the other night.
1:32:07
SPEAKER_06: Would it bother you if your current boyfriend or girlfriend still maintained a relationship with their ex's mother or family?
1:32:15
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I had a couple.
1:32:17
SPEAKER_03: Oh, was it?
1:32:18
SPEAKER_03: Okay, I still would like to answer that.
1:32:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we definitely had this topic before.
1:32:23
SPEAKER_03: Um I don't want to control who my girl is friends with.
1:32:30
SPEAKER_03: I don't want to do that.
1:32:32
SPEAKER_03: But I don't think that's healthy or positive.
1:32:36
SPEAKER_03: Because there's no way, in my opinion, that you can have a connection to somebody's parents and not have a passing conversation.
1:32:45
SPEAKER_03: Oh, how's so-and-so doing?
1:32:47
SPEAKER_03: And I just wouldn't feel comfortable.
1:32:48
SPEAKER_03: Or even just seeing that person.
1:32:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I just wouldn't I personally wouldn't be feel comfortable with that.
1:32:52
SPEAKER_03: I don't I wouldn't want to restrict her, but just for the sake of our relationship and and and its longevity, I would have to nip that in the butt personally.
1:32:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because some people are friends with their ex at that, so and you'd be like, no.
1:33:03
SPEAKER_03: Yes, that's this nigga fucking because all that friendship, that's a dub.
1:33:07
SPEAKER_03: You're not I can't fuck with you.
1:33:09
SPEAKER_03: You gotta see this nigga's face.
1:33:11
SPEAKER_03: Nah, he means that shit.
1:33:13
SPEAKER_03: He really means that's that controlling Trinity shit going on.
1:33:16
SPEAKER_03: It's not even controlling.
1:33:17
SPEAKER_03: I know me as a person.
1:33:20
SPEAKER_03: And if my my my wife or my lady wanna be my other half, she's gonna be somewhat close to the other.
1:33:28
SPEAKER_03: If you get someone to marry you.
1:33:29
SPEAKER_03: Right?
1:33:29
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I know I'm gonna I got I can't wait to meet this person.
1:33:33
SPEAKER_03: Because I I I have one of those things where if she's not married by 40, listen.
1:33:37
SPEAKER_01: Uh you gotta back up.
1:33:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:33:39
SPEAKER_01: You gotta back up?
1:33:39
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:33:40
SPEAKER_03: I should never said that.
1:33:41
SPEAKER_03: You can't have any kids though.
1:33:42
SPEAKER_03: That's 40.
1:33:44
SPEAKER_03: She can.
1:33:44
SPEAKER_03: We could adopt.
1:33:45
SPEAKER_01: We can.
1:33:46
SPEAKER_01: We just had someone who could never have to do that.
1:33:48
SPEAKER_03: My whole thing is, my whole thing to stay on topic is I know me as a person.
1:33:52
SPEAKER_03: If I have a relationship with your parents or even a sibling or whatever, and I see you, I'm gonna try to get that pussy again and see how much I could test my limits.
1:34:01
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
1:34:02
SPEAKER_03: You hear what I'm saying?
1:34:03
SPEAKER_03: So I don't want that to happen to me.
1:34:05
SPEAKER_03: I done dealt with a situation that got cheated on, I done dealt with all that before.
1:34:09
SPEAKER_03: And I told myself, if it ever happened to me again, like I don't know how I'm gonna control myself.
1:34:14
SPEAKER_03: Gun money, right?
1:34:19
SPEAKER_03: Um, I guess I'm gonna take the.
1:34:22
SPEAKER_06: What does it bother you if your current boyfriend still maintained a relationship with her ex's family?
1:34:32
SPEAKER_03: Um I guess I guess I'm gonna choose to choose the ladder.
1:34:36
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna choose the ladder and be like, no, it wouldn't bother me only because uh depending on how long their relationship were, uh, I would understand that, you know, if you were were close with uh the parents, you would actually, yeah, exactly.
1:34:50
SPEAKER_03: You know, just just the high and by how you doing, that that's cool, stuff like that.
1:34:53
SPEAKER_03: Obviously, you wouldn't be showing up to Christmas parties and shit.
1:34:55
SPEAKER_03: How such and such?
1:34:56
SPEAKER_03: You cool with the house such and such doing?
1:34:58
SPEAKER_03: If she's talking about uh It's gonna come over, how such and such is doing.
1:35:01
SPEAKER_03: Oh you think so?
1:35:03
SPEAKER_03: Mom would at least be like, yo, did you know that's why?
1:35:05
SPEAKER_03: Did you know he just got a new job?
1:35:07
SPEAKER_03: He said he's really taking care of himself now.
1:35:08
SPEAKER_03: He's a better man.
1:35:10
SPEAKER_03: See, those are the shit.
1:35:11
SPEAKER_03: I mean, yeah, you know, of course, those are little like jab jabs to your little eating.
1:35:15
SPEAKER_03: Shit like that, but I'll take that for the shit.
1:35:17
SPEAKER_03: She's gonna do whatever she's gonna do anyway.
1:35:19
SPEAKER_03: That's a fact.
1:35:20
SPEAKER_03: She's gonna do whatever she's gonna do anyway.
1:35:21
SPEAKER_03: Very true.
1:35:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but if I could, if I could limit myself to not have her like have that to fight.
1:35:28
SPEAKER_03: So that's pretty much my answer.
1:35:30
SPEAKER_03: It wouldn't bother me, but obviously it'll be a throw in the back of my head.
1:35:32
SPEAKER_03: I ain't gonna be naive.
1:35:33
SPEAKER_03: It's gonna bother me.
1:35:34
SPEAKER_03: Something can happen.
1:35:35
SPEAKER_03: Something can happen.
1:35:35
SPEAKER_03: Gotcha.
1:35:37
SPEAKER_03: Red, red.
1:35:37
SPEAKER_06: Like, what is your uh my take on the situation?
1:35:41
SPEAKER_06: You just gotta have Starbucks.
1:35:42
SPEAKER_06: Um excuse me?
1:35:43
SPEAKER_06: She just gotta have Starbucks.
1:35:45
SPEAKER_06: Exactly, exactly.
1:35:45
SPEAKER_06: Nah.
1:35:46
SPEAKER_06: Um It's one of those things where you know, just how cool are you with them?
1:35:52
SPEAKER_06: Like, y'all motherfuckers hitting each other up a day, y'all fucking friends on Facebook, and you know what I'm saying, shit like that.
1:35:59
SPEAKER_06: Or relationship ain't over.
1:36:00
SPEAKER_06: Or is it right, you know what I'm saying?
1:36:02
SPEAKER_06: Does the mama still got your picture hung in the house and all that extra shit?
1:36:06
SPEAKER_06: You know what I'm saying?
1:36:08
SPEAKER_03: That's some Dominican shit though.
1:36:11
SPEAKER_03: Do you want do you wanna do you wanna jump in on his action?
1:36:13
SPEAKER_06: He said Dominican shit.
1:36:14
SPEAKER_03: Um Dominican shit too.
1:36:19
SPEAKER_06: Um, nah, it's it's like I said, it's one of those things like, okay, if the if you genuinely like have a reason to still be cool, then alright, cool.
1:36:29
SPEAKER_06: But it's like if you're just that creepy ex that's like hanging on to the family just because you have hopes of trying to fucking get back in it one day, chubbs.
1:36:38
SPEAKER_05: Um it's like that forward-thinking wolf who's playing it for five years from now.
1:36:43
SPEAKER_05: Right, like, oh you know what?
1:36:44
SPEAKER_05: Fight or over.
1:36:44
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I'm I'm gonna still be cool with the family, I'm gonna still hang out, I'm gonna still do this, I'm gonna still do that, and that that shit, that shit is some untrustworthy shit.
1:36:54
SPEAKER_02: Like how can you tell the difference?
1:36:56
SPEAKER_06: If it's really genuine or forward-thinking wolf, because you because you have to know what the other person's life is like.
1:37:02
SPEAKER_06: What their intentions are like, what they're doing with themselves.
1:37:04
SPEAKER_06: Are they are they moved on?
1:37:06
SPEAKER_06: Are they happy in their situation?
1:37:08
SPEAKER_06: Are they miserable?
1:37:09
SPEAKER_06: Are they just hoping for one day, you know, we can look past everything that happened and be toxic again together one more time?
1:37:16
SPEAKER_06: You know what I'm saying?
1:37:17
SPEAKER_06: Like, it depends.
1:37:18
SPEAKER_03: I just feel uh one day you get her mad, right?
1:37:22
unknown: Tell me.
1:37:23
SPEAKER_03: Oh, wait a minute.
1:37:23
SPEAKER_06: Oh, wait a minute, K.O.'s little sister just jumped on the live.
1:37:26
SPEAKER_06: Shouts to Ivy.
1:37:27
SPEAKER_06: He says, That's not Dominican shit.
1:37:29
SPEAKER_06: Fuck out of here.
1:37:34
SPEAKER_02: Shout out Ivy.
1:37:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was just like, no, because I haven't seen that per se, but I bet it happens.
1:37:41
SPEAKER_01: But they have that one ex-girlfriend that they love to death.
1:37:44
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, and then and then the mother keeps asking, why couldn't you just marry so and so?
1:37:48
SPEAKER_06: Exactly.
1:37:49
SPEAKER_06: Why couldn't you be with so and so?
1:37:50
SPEAKER_05: And make three meals a goddamn thing.
1:37:52
SPEAKER_05: That's a lot.
1:37:53
SPEAKER_03: That's what I'm saying.
1:37:54
SPEAKER_03: She ain't made no pernil at Christmas.
1:37:56
SPEAKER_03: I still got pernail too.
1:37:57
SPEAKER_03: It's just still that.
1:37:58
SPEAKER_01: My mom makes them.
1:37:59
SPEAKER_03: It's a lot of pernil, bro.
1:38:00
SPEAKER_03: You still got Thanksgiving food, nigga, that stuff?
1:38:05
SPEAKER_03: I'll fuck a little bit.
1:38:09
SPEAKER_03: This nigga.
1:38:10
SPEAKER_03: We spoke about that too.
1:38:12
SPEAKER_03: But um, yeah, this is a pretty uh excellent podcast.
1:38:14
SPEAKER_03: Anything else?
1:38:15
SPEAKER_03: You guys want to get about it?
1:38:18
SPEAKER_01: No.
1:38:19
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:38:23
SPEAKER_01: Fuck all y'all.
1:38:25
SPEAKER_04: I didn't do anything.
1:38:26
SPEAKER_06: I didn't do anything.
1:38:27
SPEAKER_06: I just answered, I just asked a question that was on Twitter.
1:38:30
SPEAKER_04: I could have stayed home.
1:38:31
SPEAKER_01: I could No, I could I could have lied, but I don't believe that.
1:38:33
SPEAKER_01: I don't believe in that.
1:38:34
SPEAKER_01: I wanted to be honest, but still I get in trouble.
1:38:37
SPEAKER_03: Nah, listen, man.
1:38:37
SPEAKER_03: That's the truth.
1:38:38
SPEAKER_03: Yo, men go through this every day.
1:38:39
SPEAKER_03: You just dealing with this one time.
1:38:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, men lie because the truth don't stop believing.
1:38:44
SPEAKER_03: We go through this every day.
1:38:46
SPEAKER_00: I guess.
1:38:47
SPEAKER_03: Truth don't stop.
1:38:48
SPEAKER_03: Why'd she text you at this time?
1:38:50
SPEAKER_03: Well, he's so friendly.
1:38:51
SPEAKER_03: She wanted to know what time I'm gonna make it in for the work for more.
1:38:55
SPEAKER_03: Alright.
1:38:57
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:38:58
SPEAKER_03: We should uh we should rap before it gets a little bit more zesty in here.
1:39:01
SPEAKER_03: Okay, I just I just want to.
1:39:05
SPEAKER_06: Because I wasn't here, I just want to know how you feel about LeBron taking that L on Christmas.
1:39:09
SPEAKER_03: I'm I mean, it's a regular game.
1:39:11
SPEAKER_03: He got kicked in the groin, I heard.
1:39:13
SPEAKER_03: I honestly didn't watch the game.
1:39:14
SPEAKER_03: I was gonna do it.
1:39:15
SPEAKER_03: Okay, it was really disappointing.
1:39:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, not too much.
1:39:17
SPEAKER_03: I'm not really a well I'm a LeBron fan.
1:39:19
SPEAKER_03: I'm not a Lakers fan.
1:39:20
SPEAKER_03: So seeing seeing him uh Pop his pussy again.
1:39:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I wouldn't I wouldn't go with that.
1:39:27
SPEAKER_03: It's groin, man.
1:39:28
SPEAKER_03: But seeing him not perform to full potential, it was a little disappointing.
1:39:31
SPEAKER_03: He's in year 17, bro.
1:39:32
SPEAKER_03: Wash gang.
1:39:33
SPEAKER_03: It's over.
1:39:34
SPEAKER_03: Nah, definitely.
1:39:36
SPEAKER_03: But the Clippers, the Clippers do look really good, though.
1:39:38
SPEAKER_03: They're a regular season team, though.
1:39:39
SPEAKER_03: In my opinion.
1:39:40
SPEAKER_03: They're really deep.
1:39:41
SPEAKER_03: The playoffs are gonna look good.
1:39:42
SPEAKER_03: Really deep, huh?
1:39:43
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
1:39:44
SPEAKER_03: Two none of the season.
1:39:45
SPEAKER_03: Really deep.
1:39:48
SPEAKER_03: We're just taking two.
1:39:50
SPEAKER_06: I just wanted to ask how do you how do you feel about mellow being back?
1:39:52
SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's it's good.
1:39:53
SPEAKER_03: It's good.
1:39:54
SPEAKER_03: Um I'm I wasn't really a big mellow guy, but it's he can definitely still play basketball.
1:39:58
SPEAKER_03: He should have been had a shot.
1:39:59
SPEAKER_03: I honestly think if the Blazers don't make the playoffs, he's gonna sign on to a playoff team, maybe the Lakers.
1:40:05
SPEAKER_03: We'll see.
1:40:06
SPEAKER_06: Uh yeah, I'd get rid of D Cousins.
1:40:08
SPEAKER_06: I know that.
1:40:08
SPEAKER_06: Boogie Cousins.
1:40:09
SPEAKER_03: They said he may return.
1:40:11
SPEAKER_03: Who?
1:40:11
SPEAKER_03: This season?
1:40:12
SPEAKER_03: Y'all didn't see that?
1:40:12
SPEAKER_03: No, I didn't see that.
1:40:13
SPEAKER_03: Jesus Christ.
1:40:14
SPEAKER_03: Shout out the Heat, though.
1:40:15
SPEAKER_03: What they do that Yo, Hero?
1:40:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't I don't know.
1:40:19
SPEAKER_03: They said y'all's community.
1:40:21
SPEAKER_03: I couldn't believe it that he might not play basketball ever again.
1:40:24
SPEAKER_03: Uh that's what I think will be the downside.
1:40:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:40:28
SPEAKER_03: But I did say they possibly think he could return.
1:40:30
SPEAKER_03: He was a rookie.
1:40:31
SPEAKER_03: Yes, Tyler Hero on the Heat is a rookie, the Heater two in the East King.
1:40:35
SPEAKER_03: He's killing it.
1:40:35
SPEAKER_03: Number two in the East.
1:40:36
SPEAKER_03: I love my team.
1:40:37
SPEAKER_06: Feel me?
1:40:37
SPEAKER_06: So who's MVP this year?
1:40:39
SPEAKER_06: Who are you going for?
1:40:40
SPEAKER_03: Probably Giannis.
1:40:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's killing it.
1:40:42
SPEAKER_03: Harden is doing some amazing things, but they're not winning enough games.
1:40:46
SPEAKER_03: You gotta always tip your hat to the winners.
1:40:48
SPEAKER_03: And it's uh Giannis looks like he's gonna run away with it again.
1:40:50
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, one more thing I forgot, right?
1:40:52
SPEAKER_03: I haven't seen you in a minute.
1:40:53
SPEAKER_03: I see you're doing the comedy thing, man.
1:40:56
SPEAKER_03: Congratulations.
1:40:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, I forgot.
1:40:59
SPEAKER_03: Thank God I remember talking about that.
1:41:01
SPEAKER_03: Yes, yes.
1:41:02
SPEAKER_06: Anybody want to take uh control of the um yeah, just to get up out of here real quick, uh I started doing comedy for real, for real, like two weeks ago.
1:41:13
SPEAKER_06: Uh shout out to my boy Smoky Suarez.
1:41:16
SPEAKER_06: Um I did his room on Monday.
1:41:18
SPEAKER_06: I got a very good reaction.
1:41:21
SPEAKER_06: Uh the homie Walt from Black Ink was in there.
1:41:24
SPEAKER_06: Let's do it.
1:41:25
SPEAKER_06: Shout out to Walt.
1:41:25
SPEAKER_06: Walt actually walked in about right before I took the stage and did my set.
1:41:31
SPEAKER_06: Um he's been doing it for about a year.
1:41:34
SPEAKER_06: And he actually liked what he saw.
1:41:36
SPEAKER_06: All of the veteran comedians who were in there liked what they saw.
1:41:39
SPEAKER_06: Um, and that was uh Monday.
1:41:43
SPEAKER_06: On Wednesday.
1:41:45
SPEAKER_06: Uh that Wednesday I got got invited to go do another room.
1:41:50
SPEAKER_06: Uh with my boy comedian Freddie Ricks.
1:41:52
SPEAKER_06: Uh Freddie's been on BT's Comic View, freaking he's been in the shaft, and he's been in the baby boy.
1:41:58
SPEAKER_06: You know what I'm saying?
1:41:59
SPEAKER_06: Like he's been um he had a movie in the TV credits.
1:42:03
SPEAKER_06: I did his room.
1:42:04
SPEAKER_06: Um he was very shocked that this was only my first my second time doing comedy, my first week doing comedy, so he invited me to do his room anytime that you know that he's available or that he has a stage.
1:42:16
SPEAKER_06: And then from that Wednesday, I was invited to do another show on Friday up in the Bronx, hosted by Talent.
1:42:24
SPEAKER_06: Um Talent was in Sunset Park, used to be on uh 98.7 in the morning, uh, you know, Def Jam.
1:42:33
SPEAKER_06: Everything that that brother's been on.
1:42:35
SPEAKER_06: Uh I got a warm, you know, reception from him and the other comedians there as well.
1:42:42
SPEAKER_06: And then I went right back to Mokus on Monday with Smokey again, did my thing, and I've gotten better and better each time that I've grown up.
1:42:49
SPEAKER_06: So shout out, shout out.
1:42:51
SPEAKER_06: Shout out to you.
1:42:52
SPEAKER_06: I'm just continuing to um I want to get invited to one of these shows.
1:42:57
SPEAKER_06: Well, I mean, uh like I said, I'll I'll I always usually post when I'm you know, it's usually Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
1:43:05
SPEAKER_06: I'm trying to do a Tuesday eventually.
1:43:09
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
1:43:09
SPEAKER_06: Um but you know, with this week with the holidays and everything, you know, it's a little it's a little off.
1:43:14
SPEAKER_06: Although I did perform on Christmas night in the hot spot, you know.
1:43:18
SPEAKER_06: Um so it was cool, man.
1:43:20
SPEAKER_06: It's it's fun.
1:43:21
SPEAKER_06: It gives me an opportunity to really be me.
1:43:26
SPEAKER_06: You know what I'm saying?
1:43:26
SPEAKER_06: Talk some shit, uh, have some fun.
1:43:29
SPEAKER_06: And I'm looking forward to continuing because I've gotten a lot of good feedback, not only from the people, but more so from the comedians.
1:43:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:43:39
SPEAKER_06: And that's my thing.
1:43:40
SPEAKER_06: Veterans.
1:43:41
SPEAKER_06: The veterans, right?
1:43:42
SPEAKER_06: The veterans and then and the new jacks.
1:43:44
SPEAKER_03: Have you um got you had no heckled uh like the fans?
1:43:51
SPEAKER_06: Have I been heckled?
1:43:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, heckled.
1:43:53
SPEAKER_06: Um no, I haven't been heckled.
1:43:54
SPEAKER_03: No, it's like when they say something.
1:44:00
SPEAKER_03: That's what I'm saying.
1:44:00
SPEAKER_03: Somebody can change a fucking tire anyway.
1:44:03
SPEAKER_03: I can change my tire.
1:44:04
SPEAKER_03: Dick, read a book.
1:44:06
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, right.
1:44:07
SPEAKER_03: Please finish your uh your tale.
1:44:10
SPEAKER_06: So no, like, you know, I'm I'm continuing at it, and like I said, the veterans, they've they've given me great feedback.
1:44:16
SPEAKER_06: Um and that's the only opinion to me who really matters because a lot of the times, unless it's an actual comedy club, the crowd isn't a comedy crowd.
1:44:29
SPEAKER_06: So they're not there necessarily to just see a comedy show, they're there to drink and to participate in whatever shenanigans happens afterwards, so they don't necessarily have the ear.
1:44:37
SPEAKER_06: Um, one thing that I also notice is the IQ of a comedy, you know, of a crowd.
1:44:42
SPEAKER_06: Sometimes the delayed reaction, the delayed reaction fucks you up.
1:44:47
SPEAKER_05: Especially when you the difference of speaking to you, you young folk versus somebody else.
1:44:53
SPEAKER_06: It's a little different.
1:44:54
SPEAKER_06: Um I've been around comedy for like the last 15 years.
1:44:57
SPEAKER_03: I'm surprised you didn't do this earlier.
1:44:59
SPEAKER_06: I think you uh well, you know, women fuck me up.
1:45:02
SPEAKER_06: Um you know, I was pulled away from my passion because I was distracted by the pussy.
1:45:07
SPEAKER_06: You know, we come full circle and uh you know right back to where we're having a full circle.
1:45:12
SPEAKER_06: And um, you know, the reality right.
1:45:15
SPEAKER_06: The reality is um I'm here now, and you know what?
1:45:17
SPEAKER_06: I think timing is everything.
1:45:19
SPEAKER_06: You know what I'm saying?
1:45:19
SPEAKER_06: Like uh you're not really ready to do anything until you're ready to do it.
1:45:23
SPEAKER_03: Just make sure you stay in tune.
1:45:28
SPEAKER_03: Um anyway, Jeff.
1:45:29
SPEAKER_06: So yeah, that's pretty much it, and I'm going to continue doing what I'm doing.
1:45:33
SPEAKER_06: Um I am also uh accepting small roles and uh videos and media.
1:45:40
SPEAKER_06: Uh yeah, well of course that's that's that's disgusting um you know business.
1:45:44
SPEAKER_05: I I uh I'm the manager if you need to uh if you need a comedian to be to book, holla at me.
1:45:51
SPEAKER_06: Exactly.
1:45:52
SPEAKER_06: We do birthdays, bar mitzvahs, divorce parties.
1:45:56
SPEAKER_06: That's dope.
1:45:58
SPEAKER_03: You had a bar mitzvah is improv.
1:46:01
SPEAKER_02: You gonna make too many jujokes.
1:46:03
SPEAKER_02: When they get married.
1:46:04
SPEAKER_02: The bachelorette party?
1:46:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, bachelorette parties.
1:46:06
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah, we do bachelorette parties.
1:46:07
SPEAKER_06: You know what I'm saying?
1:46:08
SPEAKER_06: We can have Chubbs hop out of a cake or some shit.
1:46:10
SPEAKER_02: Oh wait, wait, wait, wait.
1:46:12
SPEAKER_02: Can I wear Chubs hopping out of a cake?
1:46:14
SPEAKER_02: Wait, hold on.
1:46:15
SPEAKER_03: Can I wear a lime green thong?
1:46:17
SPEAKER_02: Come on.
1:46:18
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so anyway.
1:46:19
SPEAKER_03: That's how they that's how the midgets hop out.
1:46:22
SPEAKER_05: That's how they just hop out of a burger.
1:46:24
SPEAKER_05: You took it too far from a midget, bro.
1:46:26
SPEAKER_05: That's the whole point.
1:46:27
SPEAKER_05: Speaking of timing, what do you think about the timing of a Marshawn Lynch coming back to the NFL?
1:46:32
SPEAKER_05: I love it.
1:46:32
SPEAKER_03: I love it.
1:46:33
SPEAKER_03: We are never going home, are we?
1:46:35
SPEAKER_04: No, no, just give just real quick.
1:46:36
SPEAKER_03: I'm not that sports guy at all.
1:46:37
SPEAKER_03: I just want to know.
1:46:38
SPEAKER_03: I love it.
1:46:39
SPEAKER_03: Be smooth.
1:46:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:46:40
SPEAKER_03: Can he get the fucking still playing?
1:46:43
SPEAKER_03: That's the thing that's not the third time he's done this.
1:46:46
SPEAKER_03: I kind of like the entertainment part of it.
1:46:47
SPEAKER_03: You know, it's not a good thing.
1:46:50
SPEAKER_03: He's great for the league.
1:46:51
SPEAKER_05: So, do you think he did his team is gonna qualify to the Seahawks are good this year.
1:46:55
SPEAKER_03: They're not great or good.
1:46:58
SPEAKER_03: They got little futures uh stepfathers.
1:47:00
SPEAKER_03: I could guarantee you this if they get there, they ain't doing that stupid ass play again and throw the ball.
1:47:04
SPEAKER_03: No, that wasn't a dumb play.
1:47:06
SPEAKER_03: You mean throw that?
1:47:07
SPEAKER_03: That was a terrible play.
1:47:07
SPEAKER_03: That was a horrible play.
1:47:10
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no.
1:47:12
SPEAKER_03: You have to post the biggest.
1:47:13
SPEAKER_05: Do you think it's gonna be a big impact or not?
1:47:15
SPEAKER_05: It was a small question.
1:47:16
SPEAKER_05: I don't think so, personally.
1:47:17
SPEAKER_06: I think it's gonna be a good question.
1:47:18
SPEAKER_06: Just a publicity.
1:47:19
SPEAKER_06: Um fuck the NFL personally.
1:47:21
SPEAKER_06: Keep it moving.
1:47:22
SPEAKER_06: Back to comedy.
1:47:23
SPEAKER_06: Uh so yes, that's that's uh what the deal is.
1:47:26
SPEAKER_06: I will keep you guys posted.
1:47:27
SPEAKER_06: Um, like I said, Monday, Wednesday, Fridays primarily.
1:47:30
SPEAKER_06: I don't know your guys' schedule.
1:47:32
SPEAKER_06: Um I'll take a Friday off.
1:47:34
SPEAKER_06: Uh, but that's what it is, man.
1:47:37
SPEAKER_06: Telling these jokes.
1:47:39
SPEAKER_03: You're gonna be there this Monday?
1:47:40
SPEAKER_03: I may be free Monday if y'all want to go.
1:47:43
SPEAKER_03: What time?
1:47:43
SPEAKER_03: Tomorrow?
1:47:44
SPEAKER_03: Tomorrow.
1:47:45
SPEAKER_03: Tomorrow night, right?
1:47:46
SPEAKER_03: Tomorrow night.
1:47:47
SPEAKER_03: I'll let you know.
1:47:48
SPEAKER_03: Alright, so do Wednesday, because I'm off Wednesday too.
1:47:51
SPEAKER_03: Cool.
1:47:51
SPEAKER_03: Let's uh wrap.
1:47:52
SPEAKER_03: Um, so uh take us out, guys.
1:47:57
SPEAKER_03: Well, I was assuming since Red was was back, he was gonna start it up and you know, we do our things he was back starting it up, huh?
1:48:03
SPEAKER_03: Whatever, whatever you're doing, just take it out.
1:48:05
SPEAKER_03: So we definitely not in tune anymore.
1:48:07
SPEAKER_03: Come on.
1:48:08
SPEAKER_03: This ain't overdue Thanksgiving money.
1:48:11
SPEAKER_03: Definitely ain't some happy new year money yet.
1:48:16
SPEAKER_03: Uh little rusty on this.
1:48:26
SPEAKER_03: Can I get a perfect please?
1:48:28
SPEAKER_03: Perfect!
1:48:29
SPEAKER_02: Later.