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Episode 50: Let It Be · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

• 0:11
  Speaker 1: Tom, Yes, what I had from me tea? There, look
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: outside the look outside the window, look at the weather.
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: What happened?
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: I'd say you probably had salad based cold meat.
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: Now you're talking. Yeah, that's what makes the Tom and
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: Jerry Show, the Tom and Jerry Show. That the man
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: knows what I had from me tea without me even
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: telling him. Do you know what's interesting is that I
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: looked out the fucking window. I have just been outside
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: for the last three hours and I.
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: Still looked out the window because you said, what did
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: I have about? As if you were sitting outside my
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: patio door going.
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: As if you had to check if a monsoon had
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: come down in the five minutes since you've walked in
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: the front door.
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: Now I have to draw down a question which there
• 0:52
  Speaker 2: because it was put to me yesterday by my five
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: year old who said, why do English people sorry about this?
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: Jar? Why do you why do English people.
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: Called their dinner their tea by That's a very good
• 1:08
  Speaker 2: question before there's no tea involved at all.
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: Before we get into that, Tom, maybe we will just
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: introduce the show. How are you? Yes, it's Tom and
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: Jerry Show. I'm Jerry McBride. That's Tom O'Mahoney, you're very
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: welcome along to hear the ramblings of two Irish comedians,
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: one working, one lapsed. But we'll see how that goes.
• 1:27
  Speaker 2: There's no scene how he goes. I'm getting messages left
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: right and center that people want to see you in Waterford.
• 1:32
  Speaker 2: People want to see you in kill Kenny. Tickets are selling,
• 1:35
  Speaker 2: are selling for all. So you're coming. I'm headlocking you
• 1:38
  Speaker 2: every which way. You're coming to water for at the
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: very least. You're coming to kill Kenny. You're coming to
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: the two shows. All tickets can be gotten a ton
• 1:43
  Speaker 2: of money. You're coming to the two Dublin shows at
• 1:45
  Speaker 2: the very least.
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: And I would like to tell you Tom. I have
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: to tell you Tom. You telling me Jerry Boy's looking
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: for you, and Waterford doesn't hasten my gallop down the water.
• 1:54
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you that much. I wish that that could
• 1:56
  Speaker 2: go either way. So good, it'll be a lovely night,
• 1:58
  Speaker 2: be a lovely night the Theater Royal.
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: But you welcome along to the Tom and Jerry Show.
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: And here we solve problems such as why do English
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: people call their dinner their tea? What do you call it?
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: Your six o'clock meal time. What do you call it dinner?
• 2:10
  Speaker 2: Dinner?
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  Speaker 1: All right, okay, no, we see we am from up
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: the country, up airway. But you had your dinner in
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: the daytime.
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  Speaker 2: And then you'd key, no, then you'd have your supper,
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  Speaker 2: is what it was.
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: And that's some that's some products standing open.
• 2:23
  Speaker 2: There's no there's no tea involved.
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: A slice of apple for miss Soper. Hold on, hold on,
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: hold on.
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: You know full well English people call their dinner tea.
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: They don't call it supper. They don't.
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: Well, then what's the supper? Supper? To me, supper was
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: something you eat after nine o'clock.
• 2:39
  Speaker 2: No supper would do around after milking. So you'd have
• 2:41
  Speaker 2: that around around six half six, and that would just
• 2:43
  Speaker 2: be a bit of cold meat, maybe the slice of
• 2:46
  Speaker 2: braids slide or whatever.
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: And that must be that must be what's catching us
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: time because we didn't milk out. You know, we had goats.
• 2:53
  Speaker 2: What did you do with them?
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: Now we didn't We need to livestock whatsoever.
• 2:59
  Speaker 2: If there's no involved, I don't think you're allowed to
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: call it tea. There's no tea.
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: It's early in the episode to start a round. Yeah,
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: we'll be back pocket this one now for another time.
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: But there you go. He was around here on the
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: Tom and Jerry Show. And we don't just tell Tom's
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: young lad that no, it's not just English people, people
• 3:19
  Speaker 1: from the border as well.
• 3:21
  Speaker 2: Ah, don't make me say it, Jerry, don't.
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: Objection leading to witness.
• 3:32
  Speaker 2: Maybe closer than you think. Crush the right and keep away.
• 3:37
  Speaker 2: You keep it. Well, we should probably press out with
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: the podcast.
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: I press on with the podcast. Yes, indeed, we'll, we'll
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: we'll kick off with the first segment of the show.
• 3:45
  Speaker 1: You're very welcome along. Everybody kick off with the first segment.
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: If they did your first episode, you won't know any
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: of this. Longtime listeners will know exactly what we do.
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: With the first segment. We take a look at the news, Tom,
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: we take a look at the scuttle, but we take
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: a look at the happenings around the world in a
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: segment that we called week Lee what have you? This
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: is a very complicated case, mad, you know, a lot
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  Speaker 1: of a lot of outs, a lot of what have you,
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  Speaker 1: and uh, a lot of strands to keep in my head. Man.
• 4:09
  Speaker 2: Now, this we this is that we don't didn't need political,
• 4:15
  Speaker 2: geopolitical or people for us to have taught about this
• 4:18
  Speaker 2: and discussions in private about this kind of carry on show.
• 4:21
  Speaker 2: We didn't like, we know, we didn't. Wait, this is
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  Speaker 2: right up our ally you fairness, this this this, this was.
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: Ready to rock and roll. European Commissioner for Equality, Preparedness
• 4:31
  Speaker 1: and Crisis Management. What the hell of a job?
• 4:34
  Speaker 3: Job?
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: Job for equality preparedness, preparedness like crisis management.
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: Have this? Have your picnic ready to go? Let and
• 4:44
  Speaker 2: make sure you invite all of your friends because we
• 4:47
  Speaker 2: need fairness.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody out, leave no man behind any rate there.
• 4:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on not
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  Speaker 2: just men the person behind place. Thank you, jir please equality.
• 4:59
  Speaker 1: Your best time every day?
• 5:00
  Speaker 2: Is this cool day?
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: Anyway? European commission for all that good stuff Hadja Labibe
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  Speaker 1: at a press conference in Brussels.
• 5:06
  Speaker 2: Which is decent effort there. That was a decent effort.
• 5:10
  Speaker 2: I would say it that name. I'm looking at it.
• 5:12
  Speaker 2: Not bad, not bad.
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: That's that's you know. I could be the European Commissioner
• 5:17
  Speaker 1: for a Quality Preparedness and Crisis management. Christ knows what
• 5:20
  Speaker 1: this podcast. We need to prepare for some sort of
• 5:22
  Speaker 1: a crisis every week anyway, do you know what she
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: done comment and said this week, Tom God, he came
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: out and said that all Europeans, but apparently in particularly
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: Irish people. I know why we got singled out. But
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: like you know, it's like you could all do with this.
• 5:36
  Speaker 1: Given the days that we live in the EU, would
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: like every citizen to be ready for seventy two hours
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: of self sufficiency. And by that day, I mean you
• 5:45
  Speaker 1: should have a go bag, you should have a little stash,
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  Speaker 1: you should be doomsday prepped for at least seventy two
• 5:52
  Speaker 1: hours of looking after yourself your yes, Tom.
• 5:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that the seventy two hours thing. I
• 5:59
  Speaker 2: as I'm sending you on footage during the big snow
• 6:04
  Speaker 2: earlier this year, and it was absolutely no bother at all.
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: Once you kind of had your ship together, it was
• 6:11
  Speaker 1: absolutely piece of Tom ol Man.
• 6:13
  Speaker 2: A piece of pissed like. But I mean, like you
• 6:17
  Speaker 2: know what, fairness Now, I think this is a bit
• 6:20
  Speaker 2: of a blanket, but I you know, I'm happy to
• 6:22
  Speaker 2: go along with it as it is. It's a bit
• 6:23
  Speaker 2: of a blanket. Like I will tell you here now
• 6:25
  Speaker 2: whatever about where you're living, it ain't no Brussels. I
• 6:28
  Speaker 2: can tell you that because that is some clambering mess
• 6:31
  Speaker 2: when anything goes wrong when you're in a place that
• 6:34
  Speaker 2: dense with with population stuff.
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: So yeah, but I can only assume that it's one
• 6:40
  Speaker 1: of these European cities that kind of grew up on
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: itself and now it's like a couple of main streets
• 6:44
  Speaker 1: and like one hundred.
• 6:45
  Speaker 2: Alleys that's literally now, yeah, that's more or less it.
• 6:49
  Speaker 2: It's I mean, it's a it's a fine city, but.
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: There's it is dead listeners there.
• 6:55
  Speaker 2: It's a I have gigged there a few times, lovely
• 6:57
  Speaker 2: spot put there. It is apartment upon a part upon
• 7:00
  Speaker 2: a part of it in a tiny sense, you know
• 7:01
  Speaker 2: what I mean, Like you keep you keep a small
• 7:03
  Speaker 2: arse when you live in Brussels, that because you can't
• 7:06
  Speaker 2: be putting that weight like well.
• 7:08
  Speaker 1: Here's the here's the here's the crack. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: tell you. Tom Me see, like we and I'm not
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: talking about you and me, but we the world had
• 7:13
  Speaker 1: a little taste of crisis management five years ago, almost
• 7:16
  Speaker 1: to the day, when the pandemic hit and we all
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: didn't know where our next meal was coming from, and like,
• 7:20
  Speaker 1: you know, all of a sudden, you're like, wow, do
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  Speaker 1: I have enough oven chips in the fridge. Do you know, like,
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: what's going on here? Am I still going to be
• 7:27
  Speaker 1: able to get it turned out to where? And you
• 7:29
  Speaker 1: could and you know, you got on with it. But
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: I remember that first week I went down and I
• 7:33
  Speaker 1: bought dry pasta, yeah, dry past the tom which would
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: be a thing that we would never you know, I
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: beg your pardon not try past the dry rice. Okay,
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: So just like dry bag rice, which we would never
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: boil in this house. We would all just like microwave
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: rice or whatnot, very seldom, never would be boil rice.
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: And I gotta tell you, five years down the line,
• 7:54
  Speaker 1: like you know, over the last couple of years, I
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: found that same goddamn bag of rice in the back
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: of the pantry and I was like, all right, well
• 7:59
  Speaker 1: you can know in the bin. So that was like
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: I panic bought rice that handed up not eating. So
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: what her, I'm off to a poor start with preparing
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  Speaker 1: for myself for seventy two hours?
• 8:11
  Speaker 2: You are? So her suggestions are have matches, enough enough
• 8:16
  Speaker 2: food for three days, water bottled water, and she had
• 8:21
  Speaker 2: one or two other things in there that I mean,
• 8:23
  Speaker 2: matches are all well and good, but I mean we
• 8:24
  Speaker 2: all know what happens with matches, Like like i'd suggest
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: a lighter, just you know, just throwing it out there,
• 8:31
  Speaker 2: like I mean, I had to say, I sent you
• 8:33
  Speaker 2: footage of me cooking outdoorsy boiling this up of tea
• 8:37
  Speaker 2: out outside. I would suggest and watch, we've call it
• 8:41
  Speaker 2: something other than fucking matches, because matches are just notorious.
• 8:47
  Speaker 2: Like I mean, if even if I have beetle walks
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: around the corner and farts in your direction, it's going
• 8:52
  Speaker 2: to be.
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  Speaker 1: Late that much.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's just it's one of the tiny things I
• 8:56
  Speaker 2: would tell people, get a lighter, Get a lighter.
• 8:59
  Speaker 1: Just look before we before we get into a too deep, Tom,
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: right before we get into a two deep, we took
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: a look at the European Commissioner's recommendations and now they're
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: all it's very much like just in case the atomic
• 9:09
  Speaker 1: bomb drops and we go to war Russia in the morning.
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: Amazing to be talking about such things, Tom, Yeah, that
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: you have, you know, enough to sustain yourself while you
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: wither and die on the vine. All right, Okay, like
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: you know, let's kind of come back from that and say,
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: let's put ourselves in Tom's position there when he got
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: snowed in a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, and you are.
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: You are without electricity and you're without the means to
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: sustain yourself for three days. All right, But like you know,
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: radiation poisoning is not causing your skin to slough off
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: onto the ground.
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: Like assuming that you're going to come out the other
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: end of this, like with all the body parts that
• 9:47
  Speaker 2: you started out with. Let's go from there. I mean
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: she's talking about, you know, have your have your ID
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: in waterproof pouches and stuff. Jesus Christ, have one hundred
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: euros in cash. Let's no have it in gold, having
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: in gold head and gold coins in your head. No, no,
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: melt it down, make teeth out of it, pull out
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: some of the ones you already have, put them in
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: cy and capsules.
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: You never know how the thing is going to go.
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: So we're giving ourselves out.
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: We're going back to.
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: One parameter time. We've given ourselves one parameter with this,
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: just so that we don't start packing shovels and sledgehammers
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: and things like this, the things that we have in
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: our survival kit, because that's what we're doing here. Yeah,
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: we're going to make up a Tom and Jerry survival kit,
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: one for me, one for you. The things we have
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: in our survival kits are for you and me alone, Okay,
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: because you know, in this scenario, the missus and the
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: kids are doing just fine. They went around the stay
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: in their mom's house. Right, it's just you and me.
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't have to worry about
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: taking Lego or any ship.
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: Like that, right yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: And it has to fit just so that we stay honest.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: It has to fit into a carry on suitcase that
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: you could take on any Ryan Air flight. Yeah. So
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: that's the size of it, right. What you got for everybody?
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: Cocon noodles noodle do you know?
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: Did you mean? Yeah? We can split it. Yeah, you know,
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: days toime, I'm going to be eating a lot of
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: cocon noodles. I gotta tell youybody.
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: Over three years in college, Jerry, I ate a lot
• 11:12
  Speaker 2: of Coca noodles. I can tell you that much. And
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: I still to this day in the amount that I've
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: eaten almost everything. You know, when you eat too much
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: of a thing back in the day, you're like a
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: Jesus could never look at that again. Yeah, I could
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: absolutely eat cocon noodles again, no problem whatsoever.
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: No, you know what I'm gonna say for cocon noodles, Tom,
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: They're hard to mess up, you know what I mean.
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: Like they they're they're they're just like dry, they'll stay dry.
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: You keep them in the pack, going to stay pretty
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: much forever. And when you make them, they're warm, and
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: they're filling, and they're tasty, and I know they've probably
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: got like you know, oh yeah, it was a low
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: gi hi gi. Like you eat them and then you're
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: hungry in two minutes. They're like McDonald's chips, you know,
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: you eat them on their guard, but still in all,
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: just for that that that'll get you through an hour
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: or two of just a nice warm thing of noodles. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: I also have Tom, sorry not to joke with. I
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: didn't know we were jumping straight into food. But I've
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: also just got cant and some tuna. Yeah I could
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: because I I when I was when I was in
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: my mid twenties and I was living by myself, Tom,
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: it wasn't just coconuts, I was I was. I had
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: the same diet as your average cat. Yeah, yeah, I
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: was just eating canned fish and again, you pulled on
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: them some bitches open. It's nothing but protein.
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: Baby.
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: It's not the nicest thing you ever eat in your life,
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: but it's not the horriblest thing you ever had in
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: your life. And I'm not gonna start boiling chicken breasts
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: out in the wilderness or wherever the hell I am
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: of backwoods of blanchesstern. So I'm just going to peel
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: open a can of tune and eat it out of
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: the candy mad maax.
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: So, So this is actually a side now, this is
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: jumping out of the scenario. What are you wearing? I
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: know it's not the bag, but what gear have you
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: got on?
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: Well, this is a nice day like it is out
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: here now. But yeah, no, well we'll assume that some
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: something bad has happened, Tom, So that it's cold, like
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: you know, nobody ever had to barricade themselves into the
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: house because it was too sunny exactly.
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well let's yeah.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: A couple of years maybe about.
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: That Shakespeare, And we're in a nuclear winter, right, Yeah.
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: It's cold or it's cold like you got snowed in there.
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: So I'm wearing like you know what, Tom, I'm a man,
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: I'm an Irish man. So you know I've got a
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: good jacket.
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: Yes you know, yeah, you know, And.
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: It's a good jacket that's warm.
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: Good pockets, pockets, these pockets got zips.
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: You know, it's not too to a funeral or a
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: job interview. Okay, you know, yeah, there's not leather and
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: like that. It's got it's got some of that like
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: gortex or whatever. And okay, dear, fair enough. So if
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: you have to, you know, I suppose if you have
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: to maybe.
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: Uh barter it, you know, to keep your keep your
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: your virginity or whatever in order because you meet some
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: because glads have gone completely at the reservation and now
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: that you know, they're taking gibs and you're like, here, man,
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: can you I just give you my jacket so I
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: can walk away. And they're like jacket jacket, but you feel.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: You fait mountain ware eyes nor face money. All my
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: money's in cold Tom, it's in your teeth. It's in
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: my teeth now, all right, So Tom, so we're fed,
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: and I dare say, look, she says, take a load
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: of water. I reckon, like a two liter bottle of water,
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: do me for three days. I'm sorry, I've got I've
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: got like such dreadful habits time.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: I don't drink and Jerry. Up until a few years ago,
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: nobody drank water. I don't know where this is.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know where this came from.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: Drinks like nineteen liters of water a day and this
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: is the recommended door. There was something like I'd say
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: I didn't drink water till I was about nine.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: No, And I swear to God if your regular intake
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: of I hope that when people say your intake of
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: water a day, I hope what they mean is your
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: intake of liquid should because I sure as fuck hope
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: I had coke and coffee count towards that count.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: Oh God did they not?
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: Because that was definitely don't Then.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: That does that? Does know?
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: Tom? There might be honest something that might pass. Takes
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: a while the fall.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right enough, Yeah, the two leads bottom maximum
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: will about three days, easy, two leaders and three days. Okay,
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: it's going to be fucking rain and stan. But you're
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: pissing like a racehorse all the Christ stopping him for
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: two seconds like any sort of hunt dog is going
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: to pick up your send anyway, Jesus Christ. With that
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: being said, Tom, if we are having two liters award,
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: then we do have to have at least I'm sorry,
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: one nagon of spirits of your choice. Oh god, yeah,
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, that's a great that's a great shout.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: I would you know, and you know, only for a
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: card from space, I would say one nagon per knight.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: But we'll not make a hound of the dog altogether.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, but a little nip before you go to
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: sleep at night, A little go sleep now, yeah, bat
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: Gemerson will do me fine.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Will we nagging? And Jameson will do me rightly?
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Actually, you know what you said about the Jemson Tom
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: who don't twist me arm ye? Jemmy a leader of Jemmy?
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Oh sorry, Nagan Yeah right, yeah, okay, fair enough. What
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: else is going to be that we need a knife,
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: jer we need a knife. I'll have knife. Yeah, there's
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: gotta be a knife. I remember when I moved to
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Dublin first almost seamless, some sort of absolute crow manging like.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: I always had a knife on me in every very
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: jeenes like and it was just a pocket knife. And
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: I remember a couple of comics were going, why have
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: you always got a knife on you? Because it just
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: be picking a nailder. Yeah, you just have some fellow
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: might have a loose a loose thread on his shirt whatever.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: And I got one second, it's before you go on stage,
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: and I just nip it off because I always kept
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: a good edge on it, like and like I remember,
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: copious amounts of lads were going, why would you have
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: a knife. I'm like, did I not just solve a
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: situation with this knife? Did it not just answer your
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: question by me starting that out with a knife?
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Did you ever see a single thing that needed to
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: be two things? What do you do that one?
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: Huh? Well, this is the thing. It got, It got
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: badgered out of me, and for finish, I stopped started
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: leaving my knives at home. And I was like, all right,
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: I guess I'm the weird one for keeping not keeping
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: a knife on me.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: How to tell you, Tom, I have to tell you
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: know the way. Sometimes you'll see a picture from America.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: It's always America, and it's like as queuing in subway
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: with guns hanging off their ursh pockets and things like this,
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: or or just like America, how do you think this
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: is normal? And it's like someone serving in the Denny's
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: and the waiting staff and Denny's is like an aka
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: slum across their back like that's just a normal thing
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: to do. You and I both came out of the
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: buildings a little bit in some capacity, Me on the
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: retail and you own the actual doing work end of it.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: I would always have a knife on me. I would
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: always have a knife on my pocket and and like
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: you know, you wouldn't just like you know, I'd to
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: keep a Stanley knife with me in the in the shop.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: So if anybody needed lead caught or rope the tight
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: shit on, you know, roofs of cars and things like this,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: cut polo team, whatever, it would be Standley knife and
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: that would come with you.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Can I just show you something that I just I
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: forgot was in my pocket. Just just have againder at
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: this for one second there, because I want to see
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: your real reaction. And that is exactly what I have found.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so fat, yeah, the fat max Stanley knife.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: And I would be going up getting you know chips
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: in the roma with an knife hanging off me in
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: the queue of builders and like minded people all who
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: had like knives and shit hanging off them. And I
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: know it's not a gun, but it is knife, So yeah, absolutely,
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: as you have there like a fat max knife or
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: some such And I dare say that doesn't necessarily need
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: to go in the in the preparedness bag, Tom, that
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: could be clipped on you. I guess, I guess when
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: we say paredness bag, this is things you're carrying with you.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: This is your bug out bag underneath. When you need
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: to hit it in, quit it. You know what I mean.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: You gotta get out. You're on the road.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: what's going on my bug out bag next, Tom.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Go ahead.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: I gotta have power, baby, I gotta have power. I
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: gotta have juice. I gotta get a couple of battery
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: packs to charge up my phone, charge up my headphones.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: So I need power packs and cables. Annoyingly, my headphones
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: don't have the same charging cable as my phone, so
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need I'm gonna need two cables, and I'm
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: gonna need power packs. I found Tom, like you know,
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: one a day'll do you. So, assuming that I can't
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: read charge of power pack, I'm gonna need like three
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: powerpacks sort of small ones or one good big one.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: There did the solar panels that come with them any good.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Tom, I can't imagine, but we'll take them with them
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: for the GA I can only imagine the dribs and
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: drabs of electricity you'll get doing that. I'm gonna throw
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: a shouting Laddy.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna throw you for a loop here because I'm
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: not sure. I can't see life continue without this, and
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know what I will need it far, but
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: it's got to go in the bag because somewhere, if
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: this continues over three days some time for something, we're
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: gonna need this. I'm putting a small cand of WD
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: forty in there there. I don't, I don't. I can't
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: tell you why. I can't tell you why, but there's
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: so much more comfort knowing that we have it.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Tom, I gotta tell you, you, you you, this is
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: why we're doing the Tom and Jerry Show. Okay, isn't
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: why it's not like the Tom and Clinton Show.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Or some other line, because I do you no fucking
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: way to you.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: I've got w D four. You got a little hundred
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: mil kind of WD forty. I'm looking at it right now,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: and I'll tell you what else I'm bringing with me. Tom,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: You said that you're bringing a knife. I'm also bringing
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: a knife. But I'll tell you what else I'm bringing.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Go on, I'm bringing a farmer's toolbox.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, vice cripts, all the lot of advice.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: I'm bringing a farmer's toolbox. If anybody doesn't know what
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: a farmer's toolbox. That's a pair of ten or vice
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: scripts that will do anything you wanted to.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Do, anything you wanted to do anything. Oh God, you
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: absolutely nailed it.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Fire a gun, A fucking pair of ice scripts will
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: get the job done, by Jesus Christ.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: So how how thickly nice? We've got a little bit
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: of booze. We've got a bottle of water, We've got
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: cocon noodles, We've got WD forty, our knives. What else
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: we got in there? We've got power packs packs.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you one thing here now, tom As,
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: I was going to mention you need w D forty
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: just for when you need to keep things running. You
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: never know when you're gonna need it. I'm gonna bring
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: a comfort now, Okay, I'm gonna bring I'm gonna bring
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: a comfort. Okay. Yeah, everything's been survival thus far. I'm
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: gonna bring a comfort see humans need w D forty
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: as well on occasion.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: It's just not the Gemerson though.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: It's not the Gemison, that's the internal WD.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Are we going broke back Mountain here? Because for some
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: reason I assumed we've it was you and me striking
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: off into the wilderness here on this one. Now you're
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: talking about bringing lubricant for us.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Tom, whatever happens, happens, buddy. Here's it right, here's what
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: I'm bringing. I'm bringing a can of Kaldenson medicated.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I do you know what fair folks to
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know if we need to go as fine
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: as that, because that stuff under pressure, i'd say break.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you. If it gets damp, it's fucked,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you. But just just for those that
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: don't know it, there's a very particular medicated powder that
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: we always had it in the house for the kids.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Pricey stuff, not cheap.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: But I have got to tell you now, any chaff
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: and I got from running over there is anything, no
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: matter where it was on my arms, up me or
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: snipples wherever it would be, Calduson is the only thing
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: that will bring me background. Pseudo cream ain't gonna do
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: it any other athletes foot power or nothing. It's got
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: to be that Caldeson medicated power or baby. And if
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: I'm in a situation where I've got I r up
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: me hoop or anything like that, if i don't have
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: that power with me, then I'm just gonna say, let
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: the clickers take me, tom let whatever it is that
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: chasing us through this barren wilderness. I'm just gonna lie
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: out in the road and let it run across me.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: I imagine not have an unscaldy whole.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: To be fair to you, Yeah, I'm agreeing with you
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: on that one. And I just imagine it's the Wheelers
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: from Return to the Return to Odds, remember them, Yeah, yea, Yeah,
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: it's gonna be some you know, it's gonna degenerate it
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: very very quickly right into Mad Max where around, and
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: it's just and we're talking three days, it'll have descended it.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: To that three days in you want to see how
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: many heay rays come up from Carey to kick off.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: They've been waiting, they've been prepping for this lot along
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: we have. Yeah, Cal's empowder is eleven year owd Tesco
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: only for the wee one. Like it's not cheap. But
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you guess the job done that?
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah? So how how big is the bag?
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: How we look in jer still?
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: You still? You know by the time you throw in
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: socks and jocks, which we will assume more taken clean socks. Yes,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: just for the hell of it. Now we're getting into
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: a bag that's almost full time. I guess we have
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: time to bring something along to entertain ourselves with, you know,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: something to piss around with over the campfire. And I'm
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: not gonna go for I have any number of little
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Nintendo DS's and game boys and shit up here, but again,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: I can't spare the battery. No, I'm gonna have to
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: go with the old fashioned decade cards one hundred.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: That was what I was gonna say. Next, we have
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: to have a decade cards of some sort, even if
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: we're making up our own after a while, just solitaire,
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: even by yourself.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Solitaire, if by one I can, Like, there's nothing I
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: love in this world more than getting drunk at a party.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: And that's other than four or five lads around teaching
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: them how to play twenty five. And it takes like
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: three hours, and by the end of it, the like
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I caind of get it. Can we still just play poker?
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Be like, no, this is a much superior game.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: That are cards against humanity is quite good as well
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: against humanity And it's a bit of crack. Yeah. Yeah,
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: you're facing into the apocalypse here exactly. And I think
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: the likes of do you know what even I was thinking?
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Because W forty is fine and everything else, but I
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: I was trying to think of something mechanical that we
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: would need. And obviously the vice gripts will getus thrown
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: awful lot. Here's one for you that turns up time
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: and time again with bet all engines and things like that.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: With me and when you need to hairspray now, I
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: don't know if we can debate bringing it or not
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: right And I'll tell you why. Number one, it will
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: get a fire going in a fucking mon soon. I
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: can tell you that right now.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I did think that, Tom. I thought, now, if we
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: have our if we have means of combustion, be that
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: matches or blow torch or whatever, it would be like.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: And I was just gonna spring me.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Forty just like WD hairspray, I understand.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Is the thing that it isn't as good as it
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: used to be WD forty for actually ignition anymore. Like
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: it's really not like but the hairspray. Here's the thing.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: It also works as in the in the to quote
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: the Great Marti Moon, it's an easy start a battle
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: engine that's halfways you know, it's cold and doesn't want
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: to fire up.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: You spray that in today you learn me up on
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: this now, Tom about what easy start was.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so easy start is just a flammable gas
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: and I can essentially but I suppose it's petroleum based,
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: but you pay you spray it into the air intake
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: when it's kind of like, you know, an ebulizer for
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: a car that doesn't really have the ability to crank
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: itself over that one time. And once you get it
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: cranking over, it's fine, it'll get going. But hair spray
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: will do it too. So it's one of those things
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: where you could be the legend in the group if
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: they're like, this fucking thing just won't start. It's been
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: sitting idle for too long, you know, give me a
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: go up and pop the hood and lift it. If
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: the air breath, give it a spray in.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: The Hairspray is what turns the hair spray is what
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: turns a prepared man into mcgiver.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: This is it. I mean, I'm not suggesting you know
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: what I mean, you're going to get bored and start
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: doing each other's here, but hey, that could be that too,
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: But I'm just saying, as an obscure, this is what
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: i'd like to call a boulder. You didn't see it coming.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't normally have confort, but in this is anario.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: I think it can get you out of a lot
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: of holes. And if you're a damp out evening you'll
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: talk about you know, bear grills going see can you
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: phone some old man's beard in the tree? You're like,
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: fuck that, Bring me the tree. I'll start a fire
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: because this is you just need a tort You're lighter
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: and fucking silver screen. This is happening, So don't be
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: going scraping around the forest for halfing off for some
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: dry stuff. Bring a sweat tree to me and I
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: will start a fire with that thing because I've got
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: hair spray. It will start the fire, I promise you.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: After that time, I think we're just into like bandages
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: and paracetamol and things like this, just like you know,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you have any antibiotics in the house,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: but it might be like a half bottle of something or.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: I just honestly, Jar, I think at one tub of
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: suder cream will will get us through most things.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: To be honest with you, like think a couple of
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: band aids mountsh.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Do you know what I eat? A piece of film?
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: You're gonna throw that in there? Tom, just what's just
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: something that rinsed them out with?
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Because that's called we have that. We have that, It's fine,
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: we just go back to it. Yeah, yeah, you just reset.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: That's it. And I'm not seeing what anything wrong with that,
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: and you know, like not.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Going to get the plug in early. But what you
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: want over three days is entertainment as well. So if
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: you are bringing your phone and your power packs and
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: your headphones, god damn it, load up a bunch of
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Tom and Jerry shows on that thing. Got forty nine
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: episodes going on, fifty episodes of good stuff recording fifty
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: as we speak. You know you could listen to that
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: over over three days, right, you'd be praying for a
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: longer exile. Look, I mean talk about give me the
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: fourth day, you know.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's enough there's enough us there to get through.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: I don't actually know how many hours it's are up
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: in total, but there's enough there. There's enough there to
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: get you.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Three at least. Yeah, I gotta be at least seventy two.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: That's got to be at least seventy two in there.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Well, I suppose, like you know, seventy two and we'll
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: allow these people three hours sleeping out and the rest
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: just solid listening to Tom and Jerry just.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Go away with a mixture of our two accents. Wonder
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: why if I got hairspray in one head?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Who brought all this? Got up and call here to me? Tom?
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: We're gultlessly missing stuff. So this is one where we
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: absolutely would love to throw it open to the audience
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: to hear what we'll be in there, survival kids, don't
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: you know. But we're gonna leave that to the end
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: of the show. We want to hear from people who
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: will be told about us, I'm sure. But while we're
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: just two lads out there, you know, every week we
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: like to talk about other lads, Lads that do more
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: than their fair share, lads that pop, lads that when
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: you talk about them, you don't just say and then
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: there's this lad. No, no, tom you say. Then there's
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: this lad.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, this led or leads leads in this
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: this scenario, lads as the case may beat him.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: We've got we've got four lads this week.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, four lads combined them to make the lead out
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: of the lot of him, because I mean, one isn't
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: any isn't one without the other. So they do come
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: as a.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: As a package. He's done.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: So it's the it's the iconic story of the Beatles
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: as or as a fella once said to me, he
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: was a very nice man from up the road, and
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: he wants to describe him as the Beatles. And I
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: didn't stop laughing for at least about four days after
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: hearing that. I didn't understand the way this guy. I'd
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: never hear it, heard him speak passionately about anything artistic
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: in my life. He's a farming man, big tick mustache
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: sorta fella, always had couchhit under the fingernails. But when
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: he mentioned the Beacles, this guy spoke at him the
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: same way he would talk about the time. You know,
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Pope Paul came to Ireland, do you know, in the
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: same breath he absolutely loved him. I thought they these
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: guys were world changers.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: And like that talent. Who else likes the Beatles? Everybody
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: likes the Beatles. Everybody fucking loves the Beatles. But you know,
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: we're about to get into a story here that will
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: test the salt of the most heartened Beatle fan if
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: you if you ask me, we'll we'll tell everybody why
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: it is we're suddenly talking about the Fab Four, the
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Fab four Lads, this lad, as they like to be
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: collectively called. There is a movie coming out about the Beatles,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: and the cast was announced this week as to who
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: would be playing John, Paul, George and Ringo. And I'm
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: gonna give you the cast first and then we'll get
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: into the shenaniganso this week. This is this is a
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: bit kabuki. Now if you ask me, all right, I
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: like the bit kabuki. Go ahead, all right, So first
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: up we have John Lennon. All right, so you know
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: John Lennon, y you're going sleeping side of the bed,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: couldn't take a hit. That'll be played by.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: Harris dick a big supporter of the.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Apparently, Harris Dickinson is the least well known of the
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Four Lads. I'm about to tell you, but I know
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: him from he was in The Iron Claw. He was
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: one of the one Eric boys in the Iron Claw?
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Is that who I'm looking at? Is that? Yes?
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah? He was the one that that that isn't is
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: he the one that?
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Is he the one that died in Japan from pancreas
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: or a burst apendix or something in the ring?
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not Jeremy Allen White or Zach Effron like
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: back the way that was. So that that's that's that's him,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: big tall, lad British actor. And he's been I think
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: it was on one of the Kingsman movies as well,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: the least known of all these. Okay, right, yeah, all right,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: and then we get into okay, get your catchure Italian
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: ninety Jersey on here now, because we've got a couple
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: of Irish boys here. Paul Meskal, he of Sausages fame,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: is playing Paul McCartney and Barry and God love him
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: will be playing Ringo star Piece of Love. He's warning
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: us what is in love Tom, which I think, yeah,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: you know, Barry Kogan is with respect to him, fucking
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: mad looking. So I think he's banged tidy for ringo.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: There he's descending into like a divorced lady in her fifties.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is, am, I right, it's
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: like he, you know, nothing he's had worked on, Tom,
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: nothing but snakes around this town.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: You know, there's nothing streights around this town.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: There's it's just him, him and the kids. Now it's
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: there's something going on, and I can't figure out what
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: it is. Has he had worked on? He has? He said,
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: the builders in a child.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Who's starting to do you know who? He's starting to
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: look like Tom. Did you ever see in SpongeBob where
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: like those handsome squid word?
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, absolutely, Okay, yeah he's Oh he had has
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: he had a chin?
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Has ever?
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Forget about it? Tom, No, he's been the turkey, he's
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: had the lips on com And then lastly we have
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: we have George Harrison, the last beatle him. Everybody I
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: feel always goes, here's the other gay, Yeah, George Harrison.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: George Harrison will be played by Joseph Quinn, who we
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: would know from Stranger Things.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: He was Eddie wasn't rock and roll kid, Yeah yeah
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: yeah he was. He was cool.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: I like him, just fine. I like all these people
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: just find Tom he was cool to that.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was cool.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: And it'll be directed by one of your pals, Sam Mendez,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: who made the last two Bond movies, I want to say,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: or he certainly made a couple of mid Sky Fall
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: the least. It's so we know that he knows what
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: he's doing.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: He does. Here's here's the problem.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Tom, Okay, So like, yeah, you know, any given day
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: we'll be like, yeah, absolutely, the Beatles movie four hours,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: you know, four lads, two hours of your time, popcorn,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: decent night. I have a read. It's not been described
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: as such dumb. It's been described and I'm just telling
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: you what they're telling me.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, on.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: They these four lads have been cast in the Beatles,
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: a fourth film cinematic event. Their word's not mine film
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: cinematic event. And I want your thoughts on that. Jesus Christ,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: like each of the four lads, each of the four
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Beatles is getting their own movie Jesus, and they're all
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: going to be released in the same month, going to
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: be released in April of next year. Nobody is certain, Tom,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: if they're going to be released one after the other
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: or one week after the other, or if they're all
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: going to be released on the same day either way
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: of old strategy it is.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: And many of the men that that struggle, like remember
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: back in the day when a property developer would buy
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: a place and you'd say should He'll start with maybe
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: two or three up the front and and see can
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: you sell them in? But then you see him go
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: straight in for like twenty four out four of you know,
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: twenty four houses inside you know, a five acres plat,
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: and you're like, suffered in Jesus Christ, this is going
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: to come just back to sting him somewhere, like would
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: you're not just stip the toe and see how to
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: sell four up the front, see how that goes, And
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: I move on back the way, and invariably he got
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: stung somewhere. Something kept you know, something stung him somewhere.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Do you know that did either the property market crash
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: or something. And I'm seeing the same thing here there
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: because I don't know right enough that the beat the
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Beatles are interesting, right, but I don't see the crossover
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: between somebody who, you know, for the want of a
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: better world, is having a you know, she's having a
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: night by herself watching something with Paul Mescaline it is
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: gonna go And do you know who else? I love
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: the fucking Beatles. I mean I don't see the crossover
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: her mem possibly or her grandmother possibly and her and like, okay,
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: you can't go and get ai versions of outlads that
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: could have played them back in the day that I'm
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: not seeing the crossover. Well, and now they've gone for
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: what is the four movies following the floor line? And
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: what in the name of Marvel fucking are you tall?
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: That Beatles extended universe is going on here?
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: We've got to see the monkeys? Are we gonna see
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: the monkeys sticking their heads?
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: And you know, like, is is John Lennon gonna get
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: in a fight with Tom Jones in Elvis which really
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: happened in real life? And I really want to kind
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: of want to see that, And all of.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: A sudden, Chris Hansworth turns up as one of the
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: one of the monkeys, or maybe Humperdink, Gilbert Humperdink. Because
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: let's just start using the actors from the Marvel universe altogether.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Are we going to get Lulu in this? Where does
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Lulu she have her own spin off? Does she have
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: her own Amazon Prime spin off series to really tie
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: it all together. Here's the problem, and you and may
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: have talked about this before down through the years on
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: the podcast, is like nobody knows what is TV anymore
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: and what is a movie anymore? So you've got TV
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: shows acting like movies, and you have movies acting like
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: TV shows. Like I couldn't follow John Wick because John
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Wick was just it was in a movie. It was
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: an episode. It was a three hour episode of the story,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: and then you had to wait three year for the
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: next bit, like everything ended on a cliffhanger, everything rolling
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: like that. And then on the other side of it,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: you've got TV series like Why Loadus, which is like,
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: you know, well, this is a movie, but we're gonna
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: tell it over ten hours.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, all right, lads.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: But the li episodes of TV that you have to spend.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say to you, Tom, Now, if I
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: go to see all four of these movies, it's gonna
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: cost me almost one hundred euros. Geezus. See the Beatles
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: four film cinematic event a hundred bucks before popcorn.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Christ Above.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: I didn't even think about it like that, and I'm
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: not I'm not there for Tom.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: It completely blindsides me. Anytime I hear people talk about
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: the Beatles, I get the Elvis thing. I get. I
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: do get it. And if you look this back through
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: the story of Elvis, you go, oh, I get that now, Yeah,
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: I get what you're talking about there. But by all accounts,
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: people keep on saying, oh, they changed the way rock
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: and roll people looked at rock and roll, and still
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: there's no evidence I've seen, no, I've watched a few
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: documentaries and they that's what I'm seeing. No evidence how
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: these lads changed rock and roll. Like, I absolutely I
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: can't see like like, like I said, Elvis, I can
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: see it. I went, yeah, I can see that. Yeah,
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: I can see that. I can see you know how
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: I guess you know, bottom changed. You know, when it
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: came with the likes of a CDC, I was like, okay,
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: that took that. That's that was definitely a turning a
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: fork in the road, all right when it came to
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: But I do I cannot see the evidence of where
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: three polished looking who quickly descended into kind of weirdness,
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: you know, over the time Liverpoolian lads changed rock and roll.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Because at no point I'm just gonna put that. None
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: of that ship sounded like rock and roll. It's been
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: a huh. I'm like, that's pretty soft. It's pretty fucking
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: soft right now. There's not many rocks inside and that
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: that music.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but Tom, you have to remember this is post
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: war rations, famine, pestilence. The only thing on the radio
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: is I don't want that's it.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: The world on fire? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Four ladds buck lepind about the place, do funny things
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: to women. You know, the popularity of the Beatles is
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: not gonna question, Tom. The popularity of the Beatles movie
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: remains to be seen. Four.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Like and the lads, I suppose there's four. There are
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: four decent picks. I suppose in all fairness, and you're
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: talking about two the lads like Mescal and your man
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: are hot property. It meant the two Irish boys are
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: hot property at the minute. So I suppose you know
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: that's ripping over. I'd say, job offers on the goal
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: right now, m Jesus form like, I know. All I
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: can do, all I can picture is remember it was
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: it Jack Black or somebody went into it was like
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: a Psycho Telle like with the Beatles. What movie was
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: that again?
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: With the Beatles? That was in Walk Card?
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: Wasn't it Walk Cards? That's it Walk Card? Yeah, with
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: the Beetles. And that's the accent because Barry Cogan's country
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: accent was one of the oddest things that really bothered me. Mescals.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: He's supposed to be from Sligo, but he has a
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: big Manuth accent on him that really bothered me as well.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: But then I'm getting done into the minutia of accents
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: here at this day. So I don't know if an
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: American audience will give give a shit about if it
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: doesn't sound Liverpoolian or doesn't sound like it's from the Girl.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: You know. I don't think they're gonna it's so amazing
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: that the world you know where whatever.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: But Tom, don't set the bar too high for them there, buddy.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Hey, hey, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. I'd
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: be all right. Couple of a couple of episodes of
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: Brookside and I'd be back on track. I can tell you.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Well, listen, Tom, let's see how it shakes out. Let's
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: not have a robe about it just yet. How about that?
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: Fair enough? All right? Form of movies?
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe maybe before we leave tonight, maybe there's something
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: we can.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Have a round two, don't stop? Why not? Why not?
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing, right, we said it at the start
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: of the show. You know, this is episode fifty of
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: this current iteration of the Tom and Jerry Show, of
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: this current quantum leap of the Torment Jerry Show, Episode fifty,
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: don't you know? And I hope everybody's been enjoying it.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: I've been enjoying it. Have you been enjoying it?
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Is this our jilee, our golden jubilee clip of that
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: an episode? Yeah, it is our golden episode. So we're
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: we're on fifty zero. Falling out, really true, falling out anyway.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: I mean, look at the symbiosis. Our periods are in
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: sync and everything.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: When we ended up what we ended up eating salads
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: with each other the whole. I don't have to pack
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: WD forty because I knew he'd have it.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Goddamn right, cocon noodles. I get you.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: But I guess the question now, Tom, the subject of
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: this week's row is, in the words of Radiohead, where
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: do we go from here? Buddy? Now, before or anybody
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: gets alarmed, No, we're not quitting the podcast, don't you
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: worry about that, But the questions must be asked, maybe
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: should we eat them, shake it up a little?
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Why not? I I'm I think, look, don't broke, it
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: ain't broke or whatever, but I do think there could
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: be more nudity. I'm sorry, what who said that? You?
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: What I want to? I want to get you on
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: that subject. Okay. The phrase is, if it's not broke,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: don't fix it. I know for a fact that you've
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: fixed things that weren't broken your time, things that were
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: perfectly fine that you just couldn't let alone. I'm I wrong.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: Literally every second day is exactly that scenario pans out
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: every second day where I'll go, Jesus Christ, come out right,
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: I'll go at it and no need to go at
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: it at all, no need to go at it. But
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: I have myself convinced that I don't go at it,
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: it'll bend and break and fall off and it's probably
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: never going down.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Every now and then, I'll tell you. Every now and then,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: the missus will will ask me what were you doing
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: out there? And I'll be like, well, I was fixing
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: such and such. I should say I didn't know it
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: was broken. I'll be like, it's not Yeah, I just
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: couldn't leave it alone.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so Tom.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: But that's that's it. Not just because just because we
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: might look at the Tom and Jerry Show and the
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: segments contained there within, we might say it could do
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: a little shake up, We could do it a little
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: fresh up. Maybe the listeners are perfectly happy. This is
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: one of the rare times in the row segment of
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: the Tom and Jerry Show where the row I guess
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: is with the listeners, what do you people want? Do
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: you want us to just do the exact same show,
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: don't change the dial, or do you think we could
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: shake it up a little bit fresh, freshen things up?
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: What do you think?
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: I think we possibly could. I definitely think there's there's
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: scope for perhaps listeners questions or statements based if we
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: make it, you know, an actual feature that we need
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: your input based on maybe the previous week. If people
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: want to come back to with stuff like that, I
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: think we should. We should probably incorporate some people's comments,
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: because I think we've made it nice about comments, but
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: we've never been specific think about it. We're like here, Tom,
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: put it here.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm like, you know, let us know when the
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: comments and I really feel like I'm saying that for
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: the exercise for all the comments that come in. Lads,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: when I say leaders know what the comments, let us
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: know one to go damn comments and.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: To be fair, that's all people here too, that's all
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: people here. So I think we need to create I
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: think we need to create something. No, I know Spotify.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: You can leave comments in Spotify. Of course, you can
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: leave comments on our Instagram page, and you can leave
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: comments with neither one of us on either of our
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: social media is too. But maybe I don't know. Jerry
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: knows more about these things than me. Maybe we create
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: a space where people can put random questions to the
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: leads that you know, the idea of being would you
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: like to fight a thousand ducks? Are a duck to
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: size a thousand times the size when all the duck?
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: These questions are hard pressing stuff like if you were
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: to keep a knife, which pocket do you keep it in?
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: And what Brandon eye do you keep? These are the questions,
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: I definitely think Tom like that that'll be for the
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: betterment of the Tom and Jerry show, And like, I'm
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: not gonna here's the thing, Tom, We're not going to
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: break something to break it and make it wor wash.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: We're trying to break things better. Some people don't believe
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: that there's such a thing as breaking a thing better.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Oh God, no there is, Oh God, there is.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: I'll break it thing better.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: I'll give you an example of a thing that technically
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  Speaker 2: I broke today. I notice that there was, believe it
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  Speaker 2: or not, even though we've had fine weather, a little
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  Speaker 2: little pool of water forming in and what I'm guessing
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  Speaker 2: is a broken seal around my headlight. So I took
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  Speaker 2: a little, a little one millimeter Milwaukee drill bit and
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  Speaker 2: I drilled a little hole up into the bottom of it.
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  Speaker 2: That's technically breaking my head lamp, but nobody can see it.
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  Speaker 2: And what happens to the wager? The water drained away.
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  Speaker 2: So I didn't replaced it. I didn't pour the water out.
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  Speaker 2: I just kind of bust a little reservoir hole.
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  Speaker 1: You broke it better. So that's the broken question. That's
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  Speaker 1: the question we need to ask Thomas. Does the Tom
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: and Jerry Show need a little hole drilled in the
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  Speaker 1: hours of it to let water sluice out? And we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna put it up on the social media's this week.
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  Speaker 1: Please do voting it, Ladies and gentlemen, This is not
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  Speaker 1: a long segment for the ride this week, pretty straightforward.
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  Speaker 1: We're heading into episode fifty one next week. You may
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  Speaker 1: see a little bit of rejuvenation as Barry Coogan has
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  Speaker 1: gotten worked done. The Tom and Jerry Show might have
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  Speaker 1: gotten worked one. But we're gonna be like getting good
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  Speaker 1: work done. You just you really do look better, not
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  Speaker 1: bad work. Words like what the fuck have you don'd
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  Speaker 1: your face?
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  Speaker 2: Where like, you know, we're gonna be like Demi Moore
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  Speaker 2: pops up after twenty years ago. Jesus Christ, she looks
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  Speaker 2: better than Gi Jane. What that's going on here? This
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  Speaker 2: is amazing. That's good.
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  Speaker 1: The builders younger, they're getting.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly I mean that the old Kardashian Karadashian phrase, you're
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  Speaker 2: not ugly on you, you're just not wealthy enough.
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  Speaker 1: You just you're just poor.
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  Speaker 2: You're just poor.
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  Speaker 1: So so that's what we're gonna do, and that's what
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: we're gonna leave the show this week, folks. We are
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: gonna throw things up on the social media channels for
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: you to have your say. If you tell us the
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: show is fine, we're gonna leave it. Don't worry about that.
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  Speaker 1: We always listen to you guys, promise, but you're gonna
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: need to know where to do that, Tom, and I'm
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: gonna tell them right now. You're gonna need to do
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: our social media channels. You will find us on on
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Twitter at Tom and Jerry, Jerry with a g at
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Tom and Jerry Show on Twitter. You'll find me at
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  Speaker 1: Jerry McBride on Blue Sky. And Tom's heart of choice
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  Speaker 1: is Instagram, and we also have a Tom and Jerry Instagram.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: And Tom on the Score Omanney or Tom donald'matney sticking
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  Speaker 1: Tom o'manny on Instagram. You'll find him. Don't you worry
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: about that? He's not shy.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: No, it'll show you if it is your very first
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: time listening. You've got fifty episodes in and he has
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: a rake more back there. Go have a gander look
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  Speaker 2: at hit subscribe whatever platform you're on, Give the five stars,
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  Speaker 2: the five tombs, up, the five e whatever happens to be,
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: give the top marks for because it'll makes more visible
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: to other people. Now, when Jerry was saying about the comments,
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: really do leave comments because more obscure the better. If
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: it's in relationship what we're talking about. Seven, What way
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: do you think this four French four movie franchise of
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: the Marvel universe. That is the Beatles, Which little tiny
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: bit information that I have in the Beatles, Jerry, do
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: you know why they call the Beatles?
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, didn't John Lennon have a dream or some shit?
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  Speaker 2: I know that was Martin Luther King. They were, they were, well,
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: he did have a fucking dream. The beast was in
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  Speaker 2: bed for about three years. He it was to do it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody thought almost be something to do with insects and no,
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: this is beat, the beat style of music that was
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: going on the Goo at the minute. He went, oh, beat,
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  Speaker 2: so beat.
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  Speaker 1: I wish it was a better wait, I can't wait
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  Speaker 1: to see that take up seven minutes of screen time toime,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you that haven't.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, you'll be guaranteed it Well, if you have an
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: opinion on what.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Have its own place in the expanded universe. Look, here's
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: a comment. Look at this. For Barry Murphy the other
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: day commented an episode forty nine Bear Witness. Uh, he
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: was a laughing with my plan of kicking a bear
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  Speaker 1: in the balls. I I hope you know because you
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: realize that that is how you fight a bear. Barry.
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  Speaker 1: That's you know some of these are just jokes, some
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  Speaker 1: of cold hard advice.
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  Speaker 2: Buddy, Yeah, it wasn't there an ad for kit Cat?
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  Speaker 2: Did the Bear Fighter?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? No, it was for John West Salmon or some such,
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  Speaker 1: wasn't it. Yes, a couple of acres.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: If you have your own book bag or you go
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, maybe I should get something together. Please feel
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: free to follow our advice. But if you have some
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: better notions that we didn't come across, maybe you're going. Lads,
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: you need I don't know, two flass because it'll get
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: you out of all Please put it down there and
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: keep it as Jerry said. If you have any suggestions
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: on what to do in this scenario, do we change,
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: do we add something new? Do we shake things up?
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: Feel free to tell us other than that you're listen.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: There's some shot that needs FIXI riki outside in the
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  Speaker 2: air that I cannot take my eyes off right now,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm not going to reveal it until next week.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: That's what it is, Tom, And I gotta tell you,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: given the given the time of year recording, it's still
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: bright outside, ladies and gentlemen.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: Great to be done yet work to do? Yet?
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  Speaker 1: All right, I'm away from Me Supper.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to teleg
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  Speaker 1: N