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- 0:00Speaker 1: Forty forty A couple of things for you menace.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Yes, this guy named Isaiah Thomas, not.
- 0:09Speaker 1: The basketball I know that. Yeah.
- 0:12Speaker 2: No, not not the basketball player. And Isaiah Thomas, not
- 0:16Speaker 2: the Isaiah Thomas.
- 0:18Speaker 3: Uh.
- 0:18Speaker 2: He finished a three thousand mile walk across the country.
- 0:23Speaker 4: Yeah, I know this guy.
- 0:24Speaker 2: He walked from Philadelphia all the way to California.
- 0:27Speaker 5: Wow.
- 0:28Speaker 1: I love his setup too.
- 0:30Speaker 2: He walked about thirty miles a day. He managed to
- 0:32Speaker 2: raise a bunch of money for at risk youth while
- 0:34Speaker 2: he did it. He battled the you know, tough weather conditions.
- 0:37Speaker 2: He was even hit by.
- 0:38Speaker 1: A car at one point twice.
- 0:40Speaker 2: Yeah, he recovered from that, just kept on going.
- 0:42Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 0:43Speaker 6: When he first started, I think he was like, only
- 0:45Speaker 6: like thirteen miles out and he got hit by a car.
- 0:47Speaker 1: Oh my god, he was in the middle of the street.
- 0:50Speaker 1: How long did it take? A couple of thirty miles
- 0:54Speaker 1: bla blah, Yeah, I didn't see.
- 0:55Speaker 2: I think it was like two months, thirty miles a
- 0:58Speaker 2: day day.
- 0:59Speaker 6: Yeah, and oh he had this really cool setup, which
- 1:02Speaker 6: I'm like, God, I wish I would have thought of
- 1:04Speaker 6: that when I did my forty mile walk. Is Uh,
- 1:06Speaker 6: he got one of those you see when those runners
- 1:09Speaker 6: have their kids in like a little basket thing.
- 1:13Speaker 7: Like yeah, like the sports strollers.
- 1:16Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, okay, Yeah, he had his video because he
- 1:21Speaker 6: was live streaming at too. He had his video rig
- 1:23Speaker 6: on that, so he wasn't carrying all the weight.
- 1:26Speaker 1: Push push, Oh I see now, yeah he's he's just
- 1:29Speaker 1: pushing athletics stroller.
- 1:31Speaker 7: Took him one hundred and twenty four days.
- 1:33Speaker 1: Wow, damn, I wish I had that set up.
- 1:36Speaker 2: Yeah, three thousand miles. Good god, crazy get hotels every night?
- 1:40Speaker 2: Or I wonder what he that part of the logistic.
- 1:43Speaker 7: Cowboy camp on the ground and he's like crossing deserts
- 1:47Speaker 7: and stuff.
- 1:48Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 1:48Speaker 6: Who was that one singer he also did that. He
- 1:51Speaker 6: walked across country and he was almost done and they
- 1:54Speaker 6: got bit by a snake.
- 1:55Speaker 7: Yes side, Yes, that was a couple of years.
- 1:56Speaker 4: Ago, Mike actually on the other show.
- 2:04Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 2:04Speaker 6: Then he went into the hospital and then he recovered
- 2:07Speaker 6: and then he got dropped off back at the same
- 2:09Speaker 6: point and finished and then finished.
- 2:12Speaker 1: Wow.
- 2:12Speaker 2: Yeah, rules meant something else for you. You love Wieners?
- 2:17Speaker 1: Yes?
- 2:18Speaker 2: And uh, are you going to the gym now?
- 2:21Speaker 1: Yes?
- 2:21Speaker 2: I am so you joined a gym? I did, Yes, Okay,
- 2:24Speaker 2: what are you doing there?
- 2:25Speaker 1: Like, I just like.
- 2:26Speaker 6: Wait, training stuff, no, no cardio, okay, just trying to
- 2:30Speaker 6: you know.
- 2:31Speaker 2: Well, then this is gonna this is gonna interest you
- 2:34Speaker 2: because if you're a dude working out at the gym,
- 2:37Speaker 2: there's a side effect that you might not be aware of.
- 2:40Speaker 2: It's a relatively new thing. It's called gym penis.
- 2:46Speaker 1: It's a thing.
- 2:48Speaker 2: It's an unwanted side effect of like a hardcore workout,
- 2:52Speaker 2: because when your workouts done, your blood flow is restricted
- 2:55Speaker 2: or I'm sorry, not restricted, redirected, which means that your
- 3:00Speaker 2: little fella will just shrink up for a bit.
- 3:02Speaker 1: Now.
- 3:03Speaker 2: The good thing is the good news. It's not a
- 3:04Speaker 2: long lasting effect, and so the blood flow will go
- 3:07Speaker 2: back to normal. Okay, But if you're trying to bang
- 3:10Speaker 2: immediately after the gym, because now you're all like horned up, yeah,
- 3:13Speaker 2: because activity's like you might want to wait a little
- 3:16Speaker 2: bit and catch your breath first, because you might have
- 3:18Speaker 2: gym penis.
- 3:19Speaker 1: Another reason not to go true.
- 3:22Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean you want to make sure that you
- 3:25Speaker 6: know you're at maximum length when you're in the shower gym.
- 3:28Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want to be seen, dude, I got
- 3:30Speaker 2: a chair massage at one point last week, and when
- 3:33Speaker 2: I stood up from that, my you know, like your
- 3:35Speaker 2: your arm or your leg or whatever you hand will
- 3:37Speaker 2: fall asleep. My penis was asleep.
- 3:40Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 3:42Speaker 2: It was weird, the same way like your your foot
- 3:46Speaker 2: or your leg or whatever.
- 3:47Speaker 1: It was. The weirdest thing.
- 3:48Speaker 7: Was it justed for like an hour.
- 3:50Speaker 2: Yes, because like when you're in those those those massage chairs. Yeah,
- 3:54Speaker 2: your knees are up, you know, because you're you're kind
- 3:57Speaker 2: of like kneeling in a weird way, and then you're
- 3:59Speaker 2: lean forward and then everything is kind of pressed and like,
- 4:02Speaker 2: don't maybe the way it was like sitting in my
- 4:05Speaker 2: pants or whatever, and so I was, you know, leaning
- 4:08Speaker 2: up against it or whatever.
- 4:09Speaker 1: Just I stood up and I'm like, oh my god.
- 4:12Speaker 2: It was like pins and needles.
- 4:13Speaker 1: But like so weird. It was so weird. Dude, walk.
- 4:20Speaker 2: Did Yeah, I was I was taking I was taking
- 4:25Speaker 2: it easy. I was just I was walking. But I
- 4:28Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, this is so weird.
- 4:29Speaker 1: You should have had the massage it out, you know, yeah,
- 4:32Speaker 1: like he.
- 4:34Speaker 2: To get the blood going. It was so weird.
- 4:38Speaker 1: That is super weird.
- 4:40Speaker 6: I did have a question for the audience though, because
- 4:42Speaker 6: I knew going back to the gym. And I don't
- 4:45Speaker 6: know if this is a thing. Maybe sea basking and
- 4:47Speaker 6: chime in, But like I've noticed now that guys they
- 4:53Speaker 6: sit at the machines on their phone.
- 4:55Speaker 7: It's the word very common.
- 4:57Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't feel.
- 4:58Speaker 6: Like talking to somebody on instag Yeah, they're just in
- 5:02Speaker 6: there scrolling the entire time. I'm like, is just is
- 5:05Speaker 6: this just the location that I go to? But they're
- 5:08Speaker 6: like fat as hell and they're just in there on
- 5:11Speaker 6: their phone.
- 5:11Speaker 1: And just like not using the equipment.
- 5:13Speaker 7: I think their excuse, or at least what I was
- 5:15Speaker 7: told was that they're like they have a certain amount
- 5:17Speaker 7: of reps and they have to take like a thirty
- 5:18Speaker 7: second break or six second, way longer than.
- 5:21Speaker 9: Okay, it is more your location. The hardcore locations would
- 5:25Speaker 9: not have such a thing. You see that people are
- 5:27Speaker 9: just like you're not here, You're just here to dick
- 5:29Speaker 9: around on your phone.
- 5:30Speaker 1: You see, like any.
- 5:31Speaker 2: Time you say you went to the gym, exactly, and you.
- 5:34Speaker 9: See a lot on like the stair stepping machines where
- 5:36Speaker 9: like they're they're playing games or whatever or having conversation.
- 5:40Speaker 6: Yes, there's other places to sit, you know, but they're
- 5:43Speaker 6: straight up sitting on the machine.
- 5:45Speaker 9: Well, that's my favorite move, is I'll is, I'll go
- 5:48Speaker 9: to like somebody who's like camped out somewhere and they
- 5:50Speaker 9: got all their crap or do where, even though they
- 5:52Speaker 9: have signs that say put your bags and lockers, et cetera,
- 5:54Speaker 9: et cetera, and I'll just like, I'll start using that
- 5:56Speaker 9: piece of equipment. Oh oh sorry, oh was equipment. It's
- 6:00Speaker 9: not not a shelf, and I'll go use it. Like
- 6:04Speaker 9: when I see people doing that, I will go use
- 6:06Speaker 9: a piece of equipment, even though I'm not intending to,
- 6:08Speaker 9: just to make them move their craft same tracks, Yeah.
- 6:11Speaker 1: Yeah, as I should. That's usually my move too, because.
- 6:16Speaker 9: Same dude should be placing that crap, but they don't.
- 6:19Speaker 9: So you know what, gotta have us a visual.
- 6:21Speaker 6: There is no selfie stick policy my gym, and I
- 6:26Speaker 6: don't see anybody using those, like any like tripods or
- 6:30Speaker 6: anything like.
- 6:31Speaker 9: That's good because I was at a an offense to
- 6:33Speaker 9: Planet Fitness, but I was at one in Nashville where
- 6:34Speaker 9: this girl she was set up on their little squat
- 6:37Speaker 9: rack and she had her whole little tripod and she
- 6:39Speaker 9: was like live streaming.
- 6:40Speaker 2: So I made sure to like walk by. I didn't
- 6:42Speaker 2: even knock her.
- 6:43Speaker 9: I didn knock her thing over, which I should have,
- 6:45Speaker 9: but I was kind of like made sure that like
- 6:46Speaker 9: part of my hand drifted in front of it, and
- 6:50Speaker 9: I totally ignored her.
- 6:53Speaker 1: I got here his problem.
- 6:56Speaker 2: Yeah, you experienced this, this gym penis.
- 6:58Speaker 9: Well, that's just a it's a new fangled term for yeah.
- 7:03Speaker 7: Yeah, like going other places physiology, physiology that's been around
- 7:07Speaker 7: for one hundreds of thousands of years and now it's
- 7:08Speaker 7: a fun word.
- 7:09Speaker 1: Now it's got a fun How do.
- 7:10Speaker 2: You experience that where it kind of shrinks up a bit?
- 7:12Speaker 2: And I wouldn't say it shrinks up a bit, it's
- 7:14Speaker 2: just can't like immediately bang right for the gym. You
- 7:16Speaker 2: gotta you gotta give a minute.
- 7:17Speaker 1: It's probably crazy temporary, right right, Yeah, it's crazy temper.
- 7:20Speaker 9: I've never had to, like, I never gone like it's like,
- 7:23Speaker 9: you know, it's at least you usually take a shower
- 7:25Speaker 9: first typically, Yeah.
- 7:27Speaker 2: Well, I mean because you're feeling all sexy.
- 7:29Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm ripped and I don't want to do musky.
- 7:34Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want to have sweaty sex.
- 7:36Speaker 1: That's gross.
- 7:36Speaker 10: Do you use the gym you live in or Rid, Dallas, Texas.
- 7:41Speaker 1: Everybody in.
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- 7:51Speaker 6: I'll have giveaways more, but I would love to see
- 7:53Speaker 6: you there Saturday, August twenty second.
- 7:56Speaker 1: If I can make this successful, that.
- 7:58Speaker 6: Means yeah, Dallas a lot more.
- 8:01Speaker 1: So if you're nearby, please.
- 8:04Speaker 6: Texas, Lazy Dog Restaurant, August twenty second, Saturday, from noon
- 8:09Speaker 6: to two pm. Can't wait to see you there. In
- 8:11Speaker 6: the meantime, enjoyed the Woody Show podcast.
- 8:14Speaker 2: Woody Woody Show, And it's another new hour here on
- 8:19Speaker 2: the Woodie Show. Woody, Greg Dennis. Yeah, there's Gina Grant. Yeah,
- 8:23Speaker 2: and she's got the trending news headlines.
- 8:25Speaker 7: Well, here's the latest on that In and Out shooting
- 8:28Speaker 7: in Twin Falls, Idaho. We're learning some of the names
- 8:30Speaker 7: of those heroes, the armed bystander that was Jordan Salinas
- 8:34Speaker 7: and the off duty police officer Austin Scott. And the
- 8:38Speaker 7: victims have been id'd, like twenty three year old In
- 8:40Speaker 7: and Out employee Ashley Gariba. She was shot and killed
- 8:43Speaker 7: along with a customer, Christopher Klanch. Cops say the shooter
- 8:47Speaker 7: had no criminal record, and his background and online activity
- 8:50Speaker 7: are still being looked at. Of course, as part of
- 8:52Speaker 7: the investigation. Authorities haven't confirmed a motive, but there's still
- 8:55Speaker 7: interviewing witnesses, they're gathering evidence. They have no idea why
- 8:58Speaker 7: this happened.
- 8:59Speaker 1: Keeps seeing the headlines and the TV news where they
- 9:02Speaker 1: have the video of it and the caption says, alleged suspect,
- 9:06Speaker 1: stop with that a lot.
- 9:10Speaker 2: Yeah, we know who did it.
- 9:12Speaker 1: He's not the alleged suspect.
- 9:13Speaker 2: It's a guy who theyripped off the pavement who had
- 9:16Speaker 2: the gun in his hand.
- 9:17Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, the.
- 9:17Speaker 7: One we all saw do it, not alleged video.
- 9:20Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. So it's uh, that's that's annoying.
- 9:22Speaker 1: You're right, annoying.
- 9:24Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like they're still looking for somebody or trying
- 9:27Speaker 2: to identify who did it. They know who did it.
- 9:29Speaker 7: This is the person, the guy with the smoking gun. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
- 9:32Speaker 7: I think we have some audio account from the sisters
- 9:35Speaker 7: that were at the in and out shooting that day.
- 9:37Speaker 11: I faced the shooter head on and he pointed the
- 9:40Speaker 11: gun at me, and I ducked behind a white car
- 9:45Speaker 11: just to have some sort of coverage. I saw saw
- 9:49Speaker 11: a pistol on a gun case. I'm guessing that was his,
- 9:54Speaker 11: and I didn't have anything to defend myself, so I
- 9:56Speaker 11: grabbed the gun and I pulled it back. It was jammed,
- 10:01Speaker 11: so I just felt helpless.
- 10:03Speaker 7: I mean, she does seem like a badass though, Like
- 10:05Speaker 7: I didn't have anything, so I grabbed the gun.
- 10:06Speaker 2: I mean it's a survival thing, absolutely.
- 10:08Speaker 7: But some people freeze up, so good for her.
- 10:11Speaker 2: Yeah. The other thing, you know, my son said, well,
- 10:14Speaker 2: you know, why did they do this? And I go
- 10:16Speaker 2: because they're nuts, you know, And I think we always
- 10:18Speaker 2: try to find like an answer or have some kind
- 10:20Speaker 2: of like oh with the okay, so we know what
- 10:23Speaker 2: the motive is, how does that stop anything from happening?
- 10:27Speaker 2: You know, we always want to know what the motive was. Okay,
- 10:29Speaker 2: but what now?
- 10:30Speaker 1: What? And right? And right?
- 10:33Speaker 2: We know what the motive is, is that just for closure?
- 10:35Speaker 2: I'm asking legitimately.
- 10:37Speaker 1: Closure fail to prevent future stuff?
- 10:40Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 10:40Speaker 7: But how does it prevent that?
- 10:41Speaker 1: How does it prevent future stuff? If you know, this
- 10:43Speaker 1: guy was you know, he had some issue with he
- 10:46Speaker 1: doesn't like fast food industry, right, how would that sounds
- 10:50Speaker 1: like fattening food? I don't see how it would.
- 10:53Speaker 7: I think just in general, our brains crave answers. We
- 10:56Speaker 7: hate not knowing stuff, So I don't know. I don't
- 10:59Speaker 7: know how it actually matter.
- 11:00Speaker 1: I think the motive is probably more basic than people think.
- 11:04Speaker 1: This dude is a mega ultra nuclear loser. He's gonna
- 11:07Speaker 1: go and off himself anyway. Yeah, might as well become infamous.
- 11:11Speaker 2: I gotta take some people out.
- 11:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 11:12Speaker 2: This is a brand new in and out location according
- 11:15Speaker 2: to the reports, so it's always packed because it's the
- 11:18Speaker 2: new thing, and it's a lot of people are there.
- 11:21Speaker 7: Right and jokes on him because we'll never say his name,
- 11:23Speaker 7: so screw you.
- 11:25Speaker 8: Well.
- 11:26Speaker 7: There is an update on the Spokane fires and arrest
- 11:28Speaker 7: has been made. Cops arrested this thirty seven year old
- 11:31Speaker 7: dude on suspicion of arson. They say he set the
- 11:34Speaker 7: Old Trails fire, which is one of three fires burning there,
- 11:37Speaker 7: and according to Spokane County Sheriff, this guy was seen
- 11:40Speaker 7: kneeling near grass at the side of the fire and
- 11:42Speaker 7: later found to have matches and a lighter.
- 11:44Speaker 2: That seems way more plausible than the other thing I
- 11:46Speaker 2: was reading about. There was one of these conspiracy theories
- 11:49Speaker 2: about how another one of these laser events.
- 11:51Speaker 1: Oh.
- 11:53Speaker 2: I remember they were doing that with the Palisades fire,
- 11:55Speaker 2: like somebody was claiming it was like from lasers or.
- 11:58Speaker 1: The politicians saying his climate.
- 12:00Speaker 2: Started intentionally the government, whoever with these lazy come on.
- 12:04Speaker 7: Well, Gregor probably was the guy was really hot and
- 12:06Speaker 7: so he got pissed, got his lighter or to be
- 12:08Speaker 7: this guy.
- 12:09Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 12:09Speaker 7: Hundreds of homes and buildings have been lost. Sixty seven
- 12:12Speaker 7: thousand people have been ordered to leave their homes. So far,
- 12:15Speaker 7: there have been no reported deaths from the fires, which
- 12:19Speaker 7: is good news.
- 12:19Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 12:20Speaker 6: I talked to my mom because she lives like right
- 12:22Speaker 6: in the center of the fire, and she said that
- 12:24Speaker 6: everything leading up to her house is burnt down. I
- 12:26Speaker 6: talked to her last night. Her house was still there.
- 12:29Speaker 6: I tried to talk to her this morning, but nothing
- 12:31Speaker 6: yet on an update on that. Also on that guy,
- 12:36Speaker 6: he also was convicted of manslaughter. He was killing his father.
- 12:42Speaker 1: Oh, right, guy that the arrested for the fire.
- 12:44Speaker 6: Yeah, they said at first he got first degree murder,
- 12:48Speaker 6: but then it got uh this is like ten years ago,
- 12:51Speaker 6: but then it got charged down to manslaughter and now
- 12:55Speaker 6: we got to let him.
- 12:56Speaker 7: Yeah, definitely got to let him go and wander the streets. Well,
- 12:59Speaker 7: speaking of which, Luigi Mangioni, he's making an unusual request
- 13:03Speaker 7: ahead of his trial. He wants the entire court room
- 13:06Speaker 7: drama to be broadcast live so people can watch. Yeah,
- 13:10Speaker 7: for real, I do love a court room drama. Well,
- 13:13Speaker 7: Mangioni's lawyers argue that letting cameras in would help make
- 13:16Speaker 7: sure he got a fair trial and keep things transparent.
- 13:18Speaker 7: But this is kind of like look at me right,
- 13:21Speaker 7: Like he's just he's an attention horror. So the only
- 13:23Speaker 7: problem for Luigi is that New York courts don't typically
- 13:26Speaker 7: allow live broadcasts of criminal trials, and jury selection for
- 13:30Speaker 7: the trial starts on September eighth. If he's convicted, Mangione
- 13:34Speaker 7: could face a life sentence, So this is clearly going
- 13:37Speaker 7: to be like the closest watched criminal case in New York.
- 13:41Speaker 7: I'd like York. Yeah since OJ, Yeah.
- 13:46Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know, it doesn't have that same
- 13:49Speaker 2: as OJ.
- 13:50Speaker 1: Was just a we've never seen anything, the Super Bowl
- 13:53Speaker 1: trial chase beforehand, stuff like that.
- 13:58Speaker 7: Tons of Fama.
- 13:59Speaker 2: He was already famous miss right before nord Burke.
- 14:02Speaker 6: Yeah, and then I mean, Samy, you were disappointed that
- 14:04Speaker 6: they didn't broadcast the ditty trial.
- 14:06Speaker 1: Right, all you got was those drawings.
- 14:08Speaker 7: Yeah, it was so sad. She just sat at home
- 14:10Speaker 7: on her couch and the free Diddy t shirt just
- 14:12Speaker 7: crying ironically.
- 14:14Speaker 2: Shirt ironically oil paintings from the trial. Wow, baby, oil
- 14:19Speaker 2: paintings Dune.
- 14:21Speaker 12: Well.
- 14:21Speaker 7: The MMA world is reacting to the news that Brazilian
- 14:24Speaker 7: UFC flyweight Allen Nishimento died yesterday. He was thirty four
- 14:28Speaker 7: years old. He was found unresponsive after having what looks
- 14:31Speaker 7: like a heart attack in his sleep. He built a
- 14:33Speaker 7: really impressive twenty two to seven pro career. Dana White
- 14:37Speaker 7: even grabbed him out of the Contender Series in twenty eighteen,
- 14:39Speaker 7: moved him up to the UFC Vegas card shortly after,
- 14:43Speaker 7: and his most recent fight came in June. That's when
- 14:45Speaker 7: he lost a split decision to Mitch Riposo at UFC
- 14:49Speaker 7: Vegas one nineteen.
- 14:50Speaker 2: So what do you think that is like steroid kind
- 14:53Speaker 2: of thing? Well, who's thirty four years old?
- 14:55Speaker 1: Heart attack? Yeah?
- 14:57Speaker 7: Oh, I know people who have Yeah, really are they?
- 15:01Speaker 1: They have heart conditions? Enlarged heart.
- 15:03Speaker 13: No, there wasn't anything. They died from a heart attack
- 15:05Speaker 13: and they're sleep thirty six years old.
- 15:06Speaker 7: Oh well yeah, well, I think when it comes to athletes,
- 15:09Speaker 7: we go. I'm sure the toxicology report will come out.
- 15:12Speaker 7: But according to Sammy, it happens.
- 15:14Speaker 1: Yeah, I know it happens.
- 15:15Speaker 2: But it's a person in their thirties to just drop
- 15:19Speaker 2: out of a heart attack is so rare. You know,
- 15:22Speaker 2: it's got to be either one of those hereditary you know,
- 15:26Speaker 2: heart conditioned things in the heart.
- 15:27Speaker 7: Yeah, and there's a pro athlete involved, yeah, something like that.
- 15:31Speaker 2: Especially these guys who are you know, all ripped out
- 15:34Speaker 2: like that, and you know that's always the first thing wrestlers. Yeah,
- 15:38Speaker 2: those dudes a lot of heart problems. Yeah, they got
- 15:41Speaker 2: the guys who are you know doing the professional weightlifting
- 15:44Speaker 2: competitions and competition Yeah, bodybuilders for how these people who
- 15:49Speaker 2: are like so quote healthy and in shape or whatever.
- 15:53Speaker 1: You never see a really old.
- 15:54Speaker 7: Dude they don't know or they're in a walker wheelchair
- 15:57Speaker 7: by the time like forty five.
- 15:58Speaker 2: Yeah, see working out.
- 16:00Speaker 7: Dangerous guys stopped working out exactly.
- 16:03Speaker 1: I went to high school. This is one dude who
- 16:04Speaker 1: became the stereotypical bodybuilder to the point where he would
- 16:08Speaker 1: like dye his skin. U for competition.
- 16:10Speaker 7: Yeah, they look like rotissery chickens.
- 16:12Speaker 1: Yeah, they had to weigh their food like just mega strict.
- 16:15Speaker 1: He's mega died. Yeah, I had like twenty two so
- 16:19Speaker 1: it was probably steroids. Right.
- 16:21Speaker 7: Well, yeah, when you get to when you see those
- 16:23Speaker 7: guys that look like they should be in a side show,
- 16:26Speaker 7: you can't do that naturally.
- 16:27Speaker 2: I know who thinks that looks good other bodybuilders?
- 16:30Speaker 7: Yeah, well, finally, guess who's gas everybody? Spider Man A
- 16:35Speaker 7: Brand New Day has been selling out all over the world,
- 16:39Speaker 7: as we know, and the other data theater in Columbia.
- 16:41Speaker 7: Fans got a little more than they planned on when
- 16:43Speaker 7: they went to the theater because about halfway through the movie,
- 16:45Speaker 7: someone in the audience let a big one rip and
- 16:48Speaker 7: then another one turned into a fall like fart attack
- 16:52Speaker 7: in the theater. The smell was allegedly so bad that
- 16:56Speaker 7: people got up and started running out in the middle.
- 16:58Speaker 4: Of the movie.
- 16:58Speaker 12: And you.
- 17:01Speaker 1: Know who reminds us of, Yeah, Sammy.
- 17:04Speaker 7: Were you were? You really where you said you were
- 17:06Speaker 7: in Columbia because employees actually had to evacuate the theater.
- 17:13Speaker 2: We were at it. We were at Joe Coy show,
- 17:18Speaker 2: and we're all sitting together and we're like, holy crap,
- 17:22Speaker 2: we're in an arena. Yeah, this is an arena, open air,
- 17:26Speaker 2: a giant arena, and it stunk out the whole section.
- 17:31Speaker 7: I straight up blamed the guy in front of Oh.
- 17:32Speaker 2: Yeah, what a selfish We thought it was this pig
- 17:35Speaker 2: in front of him, and it turned out to be
- 17:38Speaker 2: We found out later it was Sammy.
- 17:40Speaker 13: That was an insane bombsh It did not make a sound,
- 17:44Speaker 13: which is why no one ever, no one ever assumes
- 17:46Speaker 13: it's me when I'm in a crowd, which is the
- 17:48Speaker 13: best part.
- 17:49Speaker 2: But I mean, that's got That was one of the foulest.
- 17:53Speaker 2: That was one of the foulest smart farts I've ever
- 17:56Speaker 2: smelled in my entire life.
- 17:58Speaker 13: Like to defend myself really, like everyone says that it's
- 18:01Speaker 13: in my head that my stomach hurts from certain things
- 18:03Speaker 13: and other stuff. And I had airport food that I
- 18:06Speaker 13: should not have had before I.
- 18:08Speaker 7: Went to that show, and that's what happened.
- 18:11Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 18:12Speaker 7: I try to like not make faces and stuff, you know,
- 18:14Speaker 7: I don't want to be rude, but I think my
- 18:15Speaker 7: head was full on in my shirt.
- 18:20Speaker 2: Seriously, like peel the paint to Joe probably was about
- 18:24Speaker 2: to stop the joke.
- 18:26Speaker 1: Has Matt teams come in the arena out?
- 18:29Speaker 2: Yeah, biological warfare.
- 18:32Speaker 7: That's why I have to eat organic guards, no airport chicken. Well,
- 18:37Speaker 7: no one knows if in this case someone let out
- 18:39Speaker 7: a stink bum or if it was a prank or
- 18:41Speaker 7: someone like literally crapped their pants, but only a few
- 18:44Speaker 7: people in the audience came back to finish the movie,
- 18:46Speaker 7: and staff tried their best to air out the stench,
- 18:49Speaker 7: but like it was a no go. So we can relate.
- 18:54Speaker 7: And that's what's going on with it. I know, I
- 18:56Speaker 7: hear it.
- 18:56Speaker 2: Now come back, everybody, Yeah, talking about Sammy's room clear well,
- 19:05Speaker 2: arena clear.
- 19:06Speaker 1: Yes.
- 19:07Speaker 2: Somebody on the tech said the fallist fart I've ever
- 19:11Speaker 2: smelled was from a beautiful blue eyed blonde and she
- 19:14Speaker 2: would have just let them rip right in front of you.
- 19:16Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, that's so rare. Yeah, I don't know.
- 19:19Speaker 7: It was one of my friends. It's like a hot
- 19:21Speaker 7: girl party trick.
- 19:23Speaker 1: I mean, just like God grossed all of us out. Yeah.
- 19:29Speaker 2: Yeah, I started lifting out of my chair, which reminds
- 19:33Speaker 2: me since we're on the on the subject and then
- 19:35Speaker 2: then then we'll drop this particular subject. But we got
- 19:38Speaker 2: an after hours voicemail for Sammy.
- 19:40Speaker 14: Yeah, it's a message for Sammy. Hey, yo, Sammy, I
- 19:44Speaker 14: have a question for you. Because I know that you
- 19:46Speaker 14: be pooping all day every day, I kind of do
- 19:50Speaker 14: the same, and I have a question.
- 19:52Speaker 15: Are your poops like.
- 19:53Speaker 14: Fully totally solid logs?
- 19:55Speaker 15: Is it kind of like you know, reindeer pebbles me
- 19:59Speaker 15: for my off I take on average, I think like
- 20:02Speaker 15: four solid dump like solid dump Okay, Yeah, so I'm
- 20:08Speaker 15: just curious.
- 20:09Speaker 16: Thanks.
- 20:11Speaker 2: Say, if you got anything for us, you can always
- 20:13Speaker 2: leave it on and we literally get anything and everything, talk.
- 20:20Speaker 1: About the weather, best friends talk about poop.
- 20:22Speaker 13: True, So it is solid. I mean mostly we'll really
- 20:26Speaker 13: get into it now. So I will after I almost
- 20:30Speaker 13: after every time I eat, I'll poop about immediately. You're
- 20:33Speaker 13: like a dog, and that will be the most solid,
- 20:36Speaker 13: and then I'm still gonna be going though a few
- 20:39Speaker 13: more times after that, and kind of as I go,
- 20:41Speaker 13: it gets softer, and then the next meal will be
- 20:43Speaker 13: super solid, and then I will continue to go after that.
- 20:47Speaker 6: You're like the gold standard.
- 20:51Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's not what you're eating. It's not like
- 20:54Speaker 2: it went right through you. It's just whatever got processed.
- 20:57Speaker 2: She's making room for the new stuff and it gets
- 20:59Speaker 2: her digestion going yeah, and it starts the machine up.
- 21:02Speaker 2: There are people like, man, I came out twenty minutes like.
- 21:05Speaker 1: No, no, I disagree with that. I've eaten stuff where
- 21:08Speaker 1: it comes out within twenty seconds.
- 21:09Speaker 7: Well that's if it's like there's bothering you, it would
- 21:13Speaker 7: come out looking exactly how it went in.
- 21:16Speaker 1: Well, I guess so, but it's what do you mean,
- 21:18Speaker 1: I guess so that's the impetus of what started the pool?
- 21:20Speaker 2: Well, yeah, no, because you ate something, it started your
- 21:23Speaker 2: It got your digestive system revved up, and so it
- 21:26Speaker 2: started in there. Yeah, it started clearing out whatever. There's
- 21:29Speaker 2: no way it would come out whatever you just ate
- 21:31Speaker 2: would come out looking exactly the same because it literally
- 21:33Speaker 2: just passed through. It got no chance to break down,
- 21:36Speaker 2: no chance for the.
- 21:37Speaker 1: Costco chicken salad that you recommended. It just got your
- 21:40Speaker 1: digestion showing my last bite running to the toilet and
- 21:42Speaker 1: just got your digestion going.
- 21:44Speaker 7: No, you're right, it pushes out the thing in front
- 21:46Speaker 7: of it. Yeah, it does.
- 21:47Speaker 13: But to gudge point two, if it's something that you're
- 21:50Speaker 13: eating that's making you.
- 21:52Speaker 7: Well, you wanted a definitive answer, right, not just opinion opinion.
- 21:56Speaker 1: It's in fact.
- 21:56Speaker 13: Yeah, but if you're eating something that is making you sick,
- 21:59Speaker 13: that's still going to depend on how the poop comes
- 22:01Speaker 13: out then from what you're eating.
- 22:03Speaker 7: Because if you just ate it and it made you
- 22:05Speaker 7: super sick, you'd throw it up anyway.
- 22:07Speaker 1: Moving on, I'm telling you right now, Moving on, Gina.
- 22:13Speaker 2: Did you ever get an update or can we get
- 22:15Speaker 2: an update on the credit card thing? Did you ever
- 22:17Speaker 2: get to the bottom of that?
- 22:18Speaker 16: No?
- 22:19Speaker 2: So nothing because Gina had two things, Yeah, two orders
- 22:23Speaker 2: from the Chick fil A mobile.
- 22:25Speaker 7: App in Virginia.
- 22:26Speaker 2: Yeah, that showed up on our card. The first one
- 22:29Speaker 2: she called. They said, Okay, we're gonna close the car.
- 22:30Speaker 2: We're going to send you a new one, which whatever
- 22:32Speaker 2: you're still going to take like a week or whatever.
- 22:34Speaker 7: I've got that.
- 22:35Speaker 2: And the very next day she got an email from
- 22:38Speaker 2: what looked like, I guess the Chick fil A account
- 22:42Speaker 2: because you looked it up. Is this a legit account
- 22:44Speaker 2: tied to Chick fil A?
- 22:45Speaker 7: It's a real email one?
- 22:47Speaker 2: They said, yes, I don't know if you've got any
- 22:49Speaker 2: further clarification on that, because I can't figure out how
- 22:53Speaker 2: that would be because you don't even have a chick
- 22:55Speaker 2: fil account.
- 22:55Speaker 6: Correct.
- 22:56Speaker 7: I never got a fraud alert from the second one
- 22:58Speaker 7: because that account had already been closed and it never
- 23:00Speaker 7: showed up on my transactions on my app. So I
- 23:03Speaker 7: don't know if it just fell off or that poor
- 23:05Speaker 7: poor burglar didn't get his like horrible order of like
- 23:08Speaker 7: mini chick whatever and like tea and no ice that
- 23:12Speaker 7: was their order. What a horrible order. And I'm still yeah,
- 23:15Speaker 7: I'm still waiting for the gd question.
- 23:17Speaker 2: Chicken minis, I briscuits, those are good.
- 23:21Speaker 7: One order of one order of chicken minies and ice
- 23:25Speaker 7: and tea with no ice. That's a terrible order.
- 23:27Speaker 2: Well you get more tea.
- 23:30Speaker 1: The ice isn't taking up all the room?
- 23:31Speaker 6: Yes the way.
- 23:33Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh.
- 23:34Speaker 2: There was an email that we got. This is from Carla. Hey,
- 23:37Speaker 2: what do you show listening to where Gina is mentioning
- 23:39Speaker 2: being the victim of credit card fraud. Something even worse
- 23:42Speaker 2: happened to my friend. He got one of those spam
- 23:45Speaker 2: calls pretending to be from Wells Fargo saying he needed
- 23:48Speaker 2: to transfer money to a different account because someone had
- 23:51Speaker 2: tried to use his information and his checking account was compromised.
- 23:55Speaker 2: He didn't believe them.
- 23:57Speaker 1: He hung up.
- 23:58Speaker 2: He called the number on the back of it debit card,
- 24:01Speaker 2: so he thought he was doing the right thing. Of course,
- 24:04Speaker 2: somebody answered the phone told him his account was in
- 24:07Speaker 2: fact compromised and the transfer the money like the other
- 24:10Speaker 2: caller had said. My friend freaked out, did what they
- 24:13Speaker 2: told him. He was so confused, though, that he later
- 24:16Speaker 2: went to Wells Fargo in person to make sure everything
- 24:18Speaker 2: was fine. Wells Fargo told him those calls were scams
- 24:22Speaker 2: and that the number on the back of his card
- 24:25Speaker 2: was wrong. They misprinted it by one digit.
- 24:28Speaker 7: Oh hell no, Wells Fargo.
- 24:30Speaker 2: Took no responsibility for misprinting information and also told him
- 24:34Speaker 2: they couldn't do anything about the money he transferred. He
- 24:36Speaker 2: lost close to ten thousand dollars.
- 24:39Speaker 7: Absolutely not that bank's fault.
- 24:42Speaker 2: Yes, because if they tell you that's the protocol for
- 24:44Speaker 2: if you're you know, getting a call from someone claiming
- 24:46Speaker 2: to be them, is to call the number on the
- 24:48Speaker 2: back of the car that they provided.
- 24:50Speaker 1: I would assume they do have.
- 24:51Speaker 2: Some liability in that. I would think, although like the
- 24:55Speaker 2: you know, casinos, like a malfunction voids all pays.
- 24:59Speaker 1: Everything's a malfunction.
- 25:00Speaker 6: Any same person's gonna be like, I gotta transfer the money, Doug,
- 25:04Speaker 6: you're the bank.
- 25:05Speaker 1: Yeah, right, during control of it later.
- 25:09Speaker 2: Yeah, I would. I would never do it. I would
- 25:11Speaker 2: follow up. I would, I would call, I would go
- 25:13Speaker 2: to the bank. Before I would do anything. I would
- 25:15Speaker 2: go to the bank.
- 25:16Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 25:16Speaker 1: Same physically.
- 25:17Speaker 13: Yeah, but all a scammer needs to do is figure
- 25:19Speaker 13: out that you put the wrong number on the back
- 25:21Speaker 13: of cars.
- 25:23Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's what this I meant. I had not
- 25:25Speaker 2: heard about this one. There's a new scam you're reading
- 25:28Speaker 2: about almost every day, so as I hope this helps
- 25:31Speaker 2: prevent similar situations for your listeners anyway, Love you guys.
- 25:34Speaker 2: Been a listener since twenty fourteen.
- 25:35Speaker 1: Bye, Carla. That blows.
- 25:37Speaker 7: I've been watching so many of those scammers, you know,
- 25:39Speaker 7: videos on Facebook, and I love when they hack into
- 25:42Speaker 7: their computers, like yeah, no, you're the scammer with the
- 25:44Speaker 7: green shirt right that's sitting in the middle of the
- 25:46Speaker 7: freak out.
- 25:47Speaker 14: I love it.
- 25:48Speaker 2: Yeah, those are good.
- 25:49Speaker 1: I like I like those. I had this weird thought
- 25:51Speaker 1: just this morning, what's to keep your bank Because you know,
- 25:54Speaker 1: I checked my bank app like five times a day.
- 25:56Speaker 1: What if I looked at my bank app balance was zero?
- 25:59Speaker 1: And I go to them and say what's going on?
- 26:01Speaker 1: And they say, who who are you? We have no
- 26:03Speaker 1: record of you, We don't know who you are.
- 26:05Speaker 6: I'm afraid that's actually gonna happen one day.
- 26:07Speaker 2: I was just thinking about that because reading about last
- 26:11Speaker 2: week's a I thing where the AI hacked the other AI. Right,
- 26:16Speaker 2: And so as we move to and we already have
- 26:19Speaker 2: it's already a digital currency. You know, you have a
- 26:22Speaker 2: you have an account. It's not like there are dollar
- 26:24Speaker 2: mills stacked in some vaults somewhere in the Greg Gory box.
- 26:30Speaker 1: It's not.
- 26:30Speaker 2: It's just a number that's on a on a on
- 26:33Speaker 2: a server somewhere, right. And so as all this AI
- 26:37Speaker 2: stuff gets crazier and crazier, the supercomputing makes everything so
- 26:40Speaker 2: much faster, it's gonna happen where at some point one
- 26:45Speaker 2: of these big time scammers or people who are just disruptors, hackers,
- 26:50Speaker 2: they're going to go into Wells Fargo and they're going
- 26:55Speaker 2: to clear everything and everybody who's out, everybody who's got
- 27:00Speaker 2: an account that Wells Fargo is gonna have a zero balance.
- 27:03Speaker 2: There's gonna be no record of anything, because the AR
- 27:06Speaker 2: or whatever is going to figure out a way to
- 27:08Speaker 2: completely do shout any backup or any kind of other
- 27:12Speaker 2: thing that the redundancy thing.
- 27:13Speaker 1: Because it might be sure that they had in place,
- 27:16Speaker 1: But how do.
- 27:16Speaker 7: You That's what I'm saying. But now this is.
- 27:19Speaker 2: No record, no record of yours everything.
- 27:23Speaker 1: Like I'm with you.
- 27:24Speaker 2: I thought about that the other last week, reading about
- 27:26Speaker 2: that story. That's gonna happen, it is for sure.
- 27:29Speaker 1: Yeah, and then the bank says Gina, who, well, I don't.
- 27:31Speaker 1: I've never seen you before. You have your name anywhere.
- 27:35Speaker 7: People that keep their money under their mattress are like
- 27:37Speaker 7: told just so.
- 27:38Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 27:39Speaker 2: Yeah, all those people, those Wizard of Oz plates and
- 27:41Speaker 2: those Elvis plates, they're gonna be They're gonna be ones
- 27:45Speaker 2: living large.
- 27:45Speaker 6: The gold Eagle coin around, the Pokemon cards are gonna
- 27:48Speaker 6: be the new currency.
- 27:49Speaker 1: It's gonna be. It's gonna be Tyler.
- 27:51Speaker 6: Yeah, he's gonna be sitting on his throne and we're
- 27:56Speaker 6: gonna have to grovel at his feet.
- 27:58Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, brick off with one card please. Yeah.
- 28:06Speaker 2: We're talking about scamming and stuff before the break. And
- 28:11Speaker 2: then a little follow up to Gina's credit card thing. Yeah,
- 28:18Speaker 2: so many scams out there. This woman she posted a
- 28:20Speaker 2: video about how she went to Target and she bought
- 28:24Speaker 2: a box of Huggies and she got them home and
- 28:28Speaker 2: all that was inside was a bunch of old clothes.
- 28:31Speaker 2: She went to the Target and she bought them and
- 28:35Speaker 2: that's what was inside. Now, most likely someone just filled
- 28:38Speaker 2: the box with old clothes to fake the weight of
- 28:41Speaker 2: the diapers, those diapers, but they like reglued the box
- 28:46Speaker 2: and returned it for cash, and they just put the
- 28:49Speaker 2: box back on the shelf and then somebody else goes
- 28:51Speaker 2: in and buys it. That's what this woman did, which
- 28:54Speaker 2: you know, that sucks.
- 28:55Speaker 1: That sucks.
- 28:56Speaker 2: You know you still got to go back to the
- 28:58Speaker 2: Target and do the whole thing. H here's a little
- 29:01Speaker 2: clip from her video and she's holding her stupid baby
- 29:04Speaker 2: while showing the box and warning, this woman is hella annoying?
- 29:09Speaker 2: Oh see how long it takes before you tap out?
- 29:11Speaker 7: Who does this?
- 29:12Speaker 17: I just popped in.
- 29:13Speaker 18: The box and Huggies from Target yesterday. And I don't
- 29:15Speaker 18: know if there's a Huggis problem or a Target problem,
- 29:17Speaker 18: but like, there's no techne person in this. It's a
- 29:19Speaker 18: blanket and plastic and a shirt. I'm four weeks postpartuman.
- 29:23Speaker 18: Now I have to lug my four week old and
- 29:25Speaker 18: my twenty four month old two target. My husband's about
- 29:28Speaker 18: to go to his night shift, which I'm artying anxious
- 29:29Speaker 18: about my postpartum anxiety. Could not handle this.
- 29:32Speaker 1: Oh god, there it is. Yeah, there it is, And like, yeah,
- 29:37Speaker 1: the lady at the target doesn't care.
- 29:39Speaker 2: It started off Okay, then let me let me dissect
- 29:41Speaker 2: where I have all the problems.
- 29:42Speaker 1: Who does this?
- 29:43Speaker 18: I just popped in the box and Huggies from Target yesterday,
- 29:45Speaker 18: and I don't know if there's a Huggis problem or
- 29:47Speaker 18: a Target problem, but like.
- 29:48Speaker 2: There's no techne prison this, No, So I think it
- 29:50Speaker 2: depends on how you're you know, presenting this. Okay, so
- 29:53Speaker 2: you get this box? Now, who does It's.
- 29:55Speaker 1: Like a loser thief.
- 29:56Speaker 2: It'd be like, yo, check this out. So there's so
- 29:59Speaker 2: many scams out there, Look at this one. I just
- 30:00Speaker 2: got this from Target.
- 30:01Speaker 7: This just happened to me.
- 30:02Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, Target's not out to screw you. Target,
- 30:06Speaker 2: you know, I'm sure they're like, hey, you know what
- 30:08Speaker 2: bringing in, We'll be happy to exchange it for a
- 30:10Speaker 2: different box of Huggies. All right, let's continue.
- 30:12Speaker 18: Just a blanket and plastic and a shirt. I'm four weeks.
- 30:15Speaker 18: I was part of me. Now I have to lug
- 30:17Speaker 18: my four week old and my twenty four month old.
- 30:19Speaker 2: Okay, let's stop there. Uh four week old, I'll give
- 30:21Speaker 2: you because that you measure in weeks. When someone's two
- 30:25Speaker 2: years old, you stop measuring it after a year. When
- 30:29Speaker 2: you hit a year old, there you go he's one
- 30:31Speaker 2: one yeah, and then after that they're two.
- 30:34Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 30:34Speaker 2: You know, you know, so on twenty four months, you
- 30:37Speaker 2: don't go, well, he's fifty seven months now and yeah,
- 30:40Speaker 2: which means what exactly?
- 30:41Speaker 13: But in her defense, that is how they do clothes
- 30:44Speaker 13: and stuff. That's how you buy it, that's how it's
- 30:47Speaker 13: labeled it twenty four months, eighteen months.
- 30:50Speaker 1: And why is she filming herself? Well why okay?
- 30:52Speaker 2: So okay, well that is how women's clothing is size
- 30:55Speaker 2: zero to What do that? One has nothing to do
- 30:58Speaker 2: with the other. Like when you say how old is somebody,
- 31:01Speaker 2: you're not doing it. You're not saying it based on
- 31:04Speaker 2: what the sizes are at the store. Like annoying parents
- 31:07Speaker 2: do that all the time. They go, wow, the baby's now,
- 31:10Speaker 2: you know, twenty two months.
- 31:12Speaker 7: Well it's gonna be two almost the moss yeah, but
- 31:15Speaker 7: also does sound like a pain in the ass to
- 31:17Speaker 7: take a two year old at.
- 31:18Speaker 1: Target self inflicted. Well, then leave them with the dad
- 31:22Speaker 1: and yeah, dad'st the night.
- 31:24Speaker 2: Gim right your errand my wife used to say all
- 31:26Speaker 2: the time, Well, I'm gonna have to drag these kids
- 31:28Speaker 2: to the store. I'm like, they sit in the cart.
- 31:31Speaker 2: What I mean, you drag him to the store.
- 31:33Speaker 12: You have to.
- 31:33Speaker 18: Get my husband's about to go to his night shift.
- 31:36Speaker 1: Which are partying anxious about my husband to go to
- 31:39Speaker 1: his night shift?
- 31:40Speaker 7: Okay, now we're completely diverting from the issue.
- 31:42Speaker 1: Something are you already anxious about?
- 31:44Speaker 7: This is now, this is into the territory of none
- 31:46Speaker 7: of our business.
- 31:47Speaker 1: Where does he work?
- 31:50Speaker 13: Like you were, people are anxious about being home alone
- 31:53Speaker 13: at night though when with the kids and whatever, And
- 31:55Speaker 13: she's just there alone with these two kids.
- 31:57Speaker 7: I get that. But now we're completely off the subject
- 31:59Speaker 7: of the diger.
- 32:00Speaker 1: You might get anxious driving over a bridge.
- 32:02Speaker 2: Look, you know what I love about Sammy. If you
- 32:04Speaker 2: need an apologist for anything, I know anything she puts
- 32:10Speaker 2: on the objective head.
- 32:10Speaker 13: Well, being a mom is stressful and having to do
- 32:13Speaker 13: all of these things, and now she's going to be
- 32:14Speaker 13: out of diapers. If she doesn't go back to the
- 32:17Speaker 13: store right now, and she's just there and now.
- 32:19Speaker 1: She's like, I just did this, okay, but it's not
- 32:21Speaker 1: their fault. She has to make her run the target.
- 32:24Speaker 1: That sounds like a gift. I have a wild idea.
- 32:27Speaker 6: I have to go back to it, reads task rabbit.
- 32:31Speaker 13: You know she has to return it to get the
- 32:33Speaker 13: money back to get the new.
- 32:34Speaker 6: Diapers called problem solving.
- 32:37Speaker 18: My postpartum anxiety.
- 32:38Speaker 1: Could not handle this, okay, well you clearly are handling it.
- 32:42Speaker 1: There you are it.
- 32:44Speaker 7: And I do hate when people put labels. Just be like,
- 32:46Speaker 7: I can't handle this. My post bottom can't handle it.
- 32:48Speaker 7: Are you two separate?
- 32:50Speaker 2: What happened to just keeping all your ailments secret?
- 32:53Speaker 1: Right high? I bought this, it's filled with I need
- 32:57Speaker 1: to return it good diapers.
- 32:58Speaker 2: I have to just keeping all your crip anxiety and yeah,
- 33:01Speaker 2: yeah whatever our bendrome and everything else, like yeah, just
- 33:04Speaker 2: keep all Let's go back to keeping out all of
- 33:06Speaker 2: that stuff to ourselves.
- 33:07Speaker 1: Just as an aside, my mother never told me she
- 33:09Speaker 1: loved me.
- 33:10Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, shout out to the person on the text
- 33:13Speaker 2: and just had us up said, there are five hundred
- 33:14Speaker 2: and eighty eight months old now.
- 33:16Speaker 7: Oh month day, that's so nice.
- 33:21Speaker 2: Oh my god, five hundred and eighty eight months.
- 33:24Speaker 7: Had I known that it was so cool to talk
- 33:26Speaker 7: about your problems, I never would have gone to therapy
- 33:27Speaker 7: and solved my problems. I worked way too hard.
- 33:30Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 33:30Speaker 1: Just October, I'll be six hundred months. Yeah, that's right. Yeah,
- 33:34Speaker 1: six hundred months.
- 33:35Speaker 2: Yeah, this October, October thirtieth, it will be six hundred months.
- 33:41Speaker 1: It would be a calculator to see how many.
- 33:42Speaker 6: Months old if it goes that high.
- 33:45Speaker 1: Greg, I'm six hundred and sixty months. Wow, so old,
- 33:50Speaker 1: I know, show me some respect for once.
- 33:52Speaker 12: Yeah.
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- 33:55Speaker 2: two to nine eighty seven, will be right back.
- 34:06Speaker 1: Oh that's lovely.
- 34:09Speaker 2: The woody shoe, all right, woody, Greg Minnis, Yeah, Gina
- 34:13Speaker 2: Gratt phones. If you want to call in part of
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- 34:19Speaker 2: us your text check in over two to nine eight seven.
- 34:23Speaker 2: Even if you're listening on the podcast. You can just
- 34:27Speaker 2: you know, leave us an after hours.
- 34:28Speaker 1: Voicemail anytime, same number that you would call during the show.
- 34:31Speaker 2: Eight seven seven forty four. People leave us stuff all
- 34:34Speaker 2: the time. We had that whole call about you know,
- 34:36Speaker 2: Sammy the check asking Hey, hi, people at to Sammy
- 34:41Speaker 2: everyone sisters that are just like other thoughts on stuff
- 34:44Speaker 2: that we've been talking about, like this guy. Uh, let's
- 34:47Speaker 2: just ask an after hours voicemail Woody Show.
- 34:51Speaker 15: Hey listen to in day one Howdy shows better than ever?
- 34:55Speaker 12: Love it, don't miss a day your question Monday? Is
- 34:59Speaker 12: anything real?
- 35:01Speaker 10: No?
- 35:01Speaker 1: It is not.
- 35:03Speaker 12: This is now just being exposed because of Twitter and
- 35:07Speaker 12: Elon buying X and allowing the truth to come out.
- 35:11Speaker 12: They only want you to believe what they tell you.
- 35:14Speaker 12: This is all throughout history worldwide and we're just now learning.
- 35:20Speaker 12: If that's the case, a lot more people need to
- 35:22Speaker 12: be woken up. Nothing is real. You only know what
- 35:26Speaker 12: they tell you.
- 35:27Speaker 1: Love y'all, what are you sucking? All right?
- 35:30Speaker 2: Thank you?
- 35:32Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 35:32Speaker 2: I wonder who had listens to the Jerovin's podcast. You
- 35:37Speaker 2: have to wonder out there on a more surface level though,
- 35:41Speaker 2: when you talk about like what is real what is not?
- 35:44Speaker 2: I mean it's harder. It's harder to know what's real.
- 35:46Speaker 2: You know, when you see a video or like if
- 35:49Speaker 2: you're watching something, is this person really experiencing whatever this is?
- 35:53Speaker 2: Or is this rage bait is like there's so much
- 35:57Speaker 2: and it's exhausting to go through all. So you know,
- 36:01Speaker 2: people start feeling bad about themselves. I saw something that
- 36:04Speaker 2: was interesting. It's like, man, what you see on social media,
- 36:07Speaker 2: it's not representative of reality. Like you're doing better than
- 36:09Speaker 2: you think because a lot of people are comparing themselves
- 36:12Speaker 2: to to everybody else, like you know, the uh, it's
- 36:15Speaker 2: a selection bias on social media, like outliers. So people
- 36:19Speaker 2: making a lot of money they share those details or
- 36:24Speaker 2: people are just lying, right, Like people are lying saying
- 36:27Speaker 2: that they have this, that or the other things. Yeah,
- 36:30Speaker 2: and they don't at all. It's not that's that's not
- 36:32Speaker 2: their house, that's not their car. They're not making all
- 36:35Speaker 2: this money. So a lot of people then have this
- 36:38Speaker 2: warped sense of reality. One hundred thousand dollars is not
- 36:42Speaker 2: a great salary anymore.
- 36:43Speaker 1: Well, less than.
- 36:44Speaker 2: One in four people earn more than one hundred thousand dollars,
- 36:47Speaker 2: less than one and four.
- 36:48Speaker 7: That's that's pretty good.
- 36:49Speaker 2: That's the reality. That's that's the real number. You know,
- 36:54Speaker 2: A million dollars isn't much anymore. Two point two percent
- 36:58Speaker 2: of US adults are liquid millionaires. Two point two two
- 37:03Speaker 2: point two. You would think if you would think everybody everywhere, right, Yeah,
- 37:08Speaker 2: like it's just it's it's not it's not real. And
- 37:11Speaker 2: if you're if that's what's fueling your you know, your
- 37:16Speaker 2: disappointment in yourself or because you're not living.
- 37:19Speaker 7: Up to that nobody else is either, right.
- 37:22Speaker 9: I think it runs about on both sides too, Is
- 37:24Speaker 9: you have that the upside that you have the downside,
- 37:26Speaker 9: Like I.
- 37:26Speaker 2: Can't possibly in this in today's America.
- 37:29Speaker 1: And these these trying times.
- 37:31Speaker 2: Like economy, Yeah, like you know the food thing that
- 37:35Speaker 2: you were like, it's not just there's so much like
- 37:38Speaker 2: you know, miss not misinformation, but you can't y.
- 37:42Speaker 9: You can't get a good job unless you're getting go
- 37:43Speaker 9: four hundred thousand dollars in debt on it.
- 37:45Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a billion great paying collar jobs out there,
- 37:48Speaker 2: you see like on social media. You know, my partner
- 37:50Speaker 2: and I are retired to travel at age forty. Well,
- 37:52Speaker 2: the average retirement age in the US is sixty two.
- 37:55Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of younger than I thought could be younger.
- 37:58Speaker 2: If you if you bad night up the hatches one
- 38:01Speaker 2: thousand dollars watch. That's not that expensive thousand bucks for
- 38:04Speaker 2: a watch because you know people like oh well, Rolex
- 38:06Speaker 2: and all these other like forty seven percent of Americans
- 38:08Speaker 2: can't cover a one thousand dollars emergency. There is just
- 38:11Speaker 2: a big article about that last week, Like if a thousand,
- 38:14Speaker 2: if one thousand dollars emergency came up, whether it's with
- 38:17Speaker 2: your car, the water heater or something whatever, when whatever
- 38:21Speaker 2: some medical thing that popped up, could you cover it?
- 38:24Speaker 2: Forty seven percent couldn't cover the thousand.
- 38:26Speaker 9: Yeah, I heard some fact that like related to that
- 38:28Speaker 9: and then saying but they said families couldn't And I
- 38:30Speaker 9: was like, well, what the hell is that father doing?
- 38:32Speaker 9: What a what an irresponsible jackass that you're putting that
- 38:35Speaker 9: your your family and that sort of danger.
- 38:37Speaker 1: Yeah, if I was a billionaire, I wouldn't buy a
- 38:41Speaker 1: thousand dollar watch. I wouldn't buy a four hundred dollars
- 38:47Speaker 1: ice cube tray.
- 38:48Speaker 2: Yeah I didn't either, or a Gucci belt that I
- 38:53Speaker 2: would buy. Because that's what I'm saying that we all
- 38:55Speaker 2: have our things, Like I like, I'm aware, so I
- 38:58Speaker 2: like watching.
- 39:00Speaker 1: Watch. No, sure, sure, That's what I'm saying. We're all watching.
- 39:04Speaker 6: Well, do you have a discussion Greg with the super
- 39:06Speaker 6: Trooper guys off the air, like one of them you
- 39:09Speaker 6: were talking about. You're talking about this and they have,
- 39:12Speaker 6: you know, a decent amount of money, Like even if
- 39:14Speaker 6: I had hundreds of millions.
- 39:16Speaker 1: We were talking about those upscale grocery stores that have
- 39:19Speaker 1: twenty dollars smoothies.
- 39:20Speaker 2: Yeah, hairline.
- 39:21Speaker 1: If I had Jeff Bezos money, I wouldn't get one.
- 39:24Speaker 2: Yeah, fourteen dollars water?
- 39:25Speaker 1: What does it do?
- 39:26Speaker 6: Some of these guys get actually like legit afford it
- 39:29Speaker 6: every day and they said I wouldn't be.
- 39:30Speaker 1: Like, oh hell no, they wouldn't do it. These are
- 39:33Speaker 1: movie stars.
- 39:34Speaker 2: Yeah, So, I mean, the Internet is not real life.
- 39:37Speaker 2: We've we've talked about that a number of times. You
- 39:40Speaker 2: read about something or it's just it's not what's really happening.
- 39:45Speaker 7: Well do you think, like, oh, no, kidding, But we
- 39:47Speaker 7: do need that reminder.
- 39:48Speaker 2: Yeah, you do truly need it, and I think more
- 39:51Speaker 2: than ever just because you don't know really what's real
- 39:56Speaker 2: or what to take at face it's harder to take anything.
- 39:58Speaker 1: At face value.
- 39:59Speaker 7: And that's the way people like it's.
- 40:00Speaker 1: Making everybody super you.
- 40:02Speaker 7: Know, depressed, paranoid.
- 40:05Speaker 2: Yeah, paranoid for sure.
- 40:07Speaker 1: And this is a very vague general statement, but you
- 40:09Speaker 1: also don't have to baselic on social media. Yes, I
- 40:13Speaker 1: get it, Like, you know you're not twelve, right, Yeah.
- 40:16Speaker 7: Well, the thing I don't understand is like, you know,
- 40:18Speaker 7: you can pay for a fake plane, like in an
- 40:20Speaker 7: airplane hangar and pretend you're on a jet. It's like,
- 40:22Speaker 7: but why would I do that? I would like, if you.
- 40:24Speaker 1: Take this, shoot it through a milk jug and with
- 40:27Speaker 1: a window on the bed, it looks like a jet, Like.
- 40:29Speaker 7: Yeah, wouldn't you feel like a moral?
- 40:31Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 40:31Speaker 11: Yeah?
- 40:32Speaker 1: Do you feel like idiot? I? Yeah?
- 40:34Speaker 2: I saw something about it's a business that does all
- 40:37Speaker 2: these like things for quote influencers and they can go there.
- 40:41Speaker 2: It's basically a warehouse and they have different sets. Yeah,
- 40:45Speaker 2: for the influencers to sit there and shoot their videos.
- 40:49Speaker 7: That's what I'm saying.
- 40:50Speaker 2: It's so embarrassing, so embarrassing, it's mega cringing.
- 40:54Speaker 6: But on top of all this, what I hate that
- 40:57Speaker 6: social media does. It gives a gives the I give
- 41:01Speaker 6: up mentality and just excuses on just everything.
- 41:05Speaker 7: Ye like I'll never have that, So.
- 41:06Speaker 15: Why can't do that?
- 41:07Speaker 6: Why I can't you know, we're like, well you should go,
- 41:10Speaker 6: oh no, I can't. You know, they give a hundred
- 41:12Speaker 6: excuses on why they can't do something.
- 41:15Speaker 2: Well, isn't that the end result of people just feeling
- 41:18Speaker 2: defeated because they see all these things, and you know,
- 41:20Speaker 2: they go, well, you know what, I I don't know.
- 41:24Speaker 1: What I'm doing. It's easier to complain that to do something.
- 41:27Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, even if you were trying, it feels like
- 41:29Speaker 2: you can't get your head above water. It feels like
- 41:31Speaker 2: you can't you're not making any progress. And so therefore
- 41:35Speaker 2: at some point you just kind of resign, I feel,
- 41:37Speaker 2: and then you.
- 41:38Speaker 6: Get into on top of that, then you become you
- 41:41Speaker 6: get the hater mentality instead of the doer mentality, because
- 41:45Speaker 6: it's way easier to be a hater than to actually
- 41:47Speaker 6: go do something.
- 41:48Speaker 2: I did see and I want to know if this
- 41:50Speaker 2: is real. There's this I keep getting the pitch on Instagram.
- 41:55Speaker 2: It's a news site that will take any headline and
- 42:00Speaker 2: it'll give you the bias report on it. And that's
- 42:04Speaker 2: yea yeah, And I forget the name of the service,
- 42:07Speaker 2: but you could go there. And I said, all right, well,
- 42:09Speaker 2: these stations are covering with this narrative, these stations and
- 42:12Speaker 2: sights are covering it with this narrative. Here's what's actually
- 42:16Speaker 2: because that's that's what we all want to know, what's real.
- 42:19Speaker 1: Yeah, like, yeah, it'll tell you what the.
- 42:20Speaker 2: Bias is from these places compared to what how these
- 42:25Speaker 2: people are covering.
- 42:26Speaker 1: It could be the same story.
- 42:27Speaker 2: The stupid thing with the reflecting pool. How Fox is
- 42:33Speaker 2: covering is different how CNN was covered ground news is.
- 42:36Speaker 6: One of the recent things that we had was with
- 42:40Speaker 6: the Blue Angels flying over the beach, right, yeah, yeah,
- 42:45Speaker 6: well the angle was well.
- 42:46Speaker 2: ABC cut out that whole part of that woman's interview.
- 42:49Speaker 2: They talked to her on the beach, and she was
- 42:51Speaker 2: like super importent, No, you cut out there, She commented
- 42:55Speaker 2: on the ABC News post, going, hey, I'm the chick
- 42:57Speaker 2: in your report. You cut out the whole part about
- 43:00Speaker 2: how I thought it was freaking awesome. Yeah yeah, I
- 43:04Speaker 2: was like, I wasn't pissed about it at all.
- 43:06Speaker 1: Right, it ruled.
- 43:07Speaker 2: Yeah, the ground news.
- 43:09Speaker 7: Ground news is a big one. Yeah, and All Sides
- 43:12Speaker 7: is another one.
- 43:12Speaker 1: You might like.
- 43:13Speaker 9: There's this guy who's basically the gen z Dave Ramsey.
- 43:17Speaker 9: What his name's Caleb Hammer. He's been getting kind of
- 43:19Speaker 9: big past few years, Caleb Hammer, and he basically does
- 43:23Speaker 9: Jave Ramsey style financial breakdowns. But for you know, influencer types,
- 43:27Speaker 9: and to full full disclosure, I think some of them
- 43:29Speaker 9: are a little Jerry Springer. But his general attitude and
- 43:33Speaker 9: his general advice is what Greg's talking about, like what
- 43:37Speaker 9: stops you know you can get your like what Dave
- 43:39Speaker 9: Ramsey always says when he break down people's finances. No,
- 43:41Speaker 9: you're wasting money on this. You're wasting money on that.
- 43:43Speaker 9: You can do this, you have to actually go to work,
- 43:46Speaker 9: et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
- 43:48Speaker 1: It is possible to not post everything, not look at
- 43:50Speaker 1: it all day. It is possible discipline.
- 43:54Speaker 7: That's who that dude is. I always see him. I'm
- 43:57Speaker 7: I always he always comes up on my algorithm and
- 43:58Speaker 7: he's like doing really reationship coaching or something.
- 44:01Speaker 9: Right maybe yeah, he's like I kind of chunk husky, yeah.
- 44:04Speaker 7: Yeah, or not coaching, but just yelling at one or
- 44:07Speaker 7: the other.
- 44:07Speaker 9: Well that's that's the part that I say, is little
- 44:09Speaker 9: Jerry Springer. Yeah, but he's doing like basically financial advice
- 44:11Speaker 9: for the under thirty crowd.
- 44:12Speaker 7: Oh that's what he's doing.
- 44:14Speaker 9: Yeah, Dave Ramsey for the icy, the non Jesus types.
- 44:18Speaker 9: Even though Dave Ramsey's not that Jesus.
- 44:20Speaker 19: He he's super religious.
- 44:24Speaker 2: Like at the end of every show, he'll like, you know,
- 44:26Speaker 2: after he does all the financial stuff and everything, everything
- 44:28Speaker 2: is based in faith like.
- 44:30Speaker 9: Blah blah blah, and followed Jesus. Yeah, as long as
- 44:34Speaker 9: he's giving real advice. Yeah, you can take his advice
- 44:36Speaker 9: and has nothing to do with that.
- 44:37Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't. I can't find out. I can't find
- 44:40Speaker 2: what I had set aside. I do that a lot.
- 44:42Speaker 2: I'll set something aside like ooh, this is good. I
- 44:44Speaker 2: want to share this. It was basically like the difference
- 44:46Speaker 2: between somebody who succeeds in the person who fails, and
- 44:49Speaker 2: the person who's he tried one more time. Yeah, like
- 44:52Speaker 2: you know, you like the batting average for Babe Ruth.
- 44:55Speaker 2: He had, however, many at bats, but he ended up
- 44:57Speaker 2: having X number of hits and home runs. It's the
- 45:00Speaker 2: number of attempts, you know, like dwarfs, how many times
- 45:05Speaker 2: he was actually successful or you know, all these different
- 45:08Speaker 2: people like how many times they failed?
- 45:10Speaker 7: Yeah, growing up, my dad, as a joke, my dad
- 45:13Speaker 7: would say, don't be the guy who invented six up.
- 45:17Speaker 7: That was always a big steve.
- 45:20Speaker 2: So this was a This was a quote from Breaking
- 45:23Speaker 2: Bad from one Gustavo Fring. If you have a problem,
- 45:28Speaker 2: that means it can be solved. If it can't be solved,
- 45:31Speaker 2: then it's not a problem. It's reality to be accepted.
- 45:34Speaker 1: Oh god, I thought that was a good quote, even
- 45:36Speaker 1: though it's from a TV show, you know, not based
- 45:38Speaker 1: on what I thought, that was pretty good.
- 45:41Speaker 9: That comes up a lot in these like business podcasts.
- 45:43Speaker 9: They say, like business great business owners love problems because
- 45:47Speaker 9: that's an opportunity to make money. Because if you have
- 45:49Speaker 9: the problem someone else does solved.
- 45:52Speaker 2: That means it can be solved. If it can't be solved,
- 45:55Speaker 2: it's not a problem. That's a reality to be accepted.
- 45:58Speaker 7: Isn't that the serenity prayer?
- 46:00Speaker 2: Also the things I cannot control something like that.
- 46:06Speaker 1: Vanilla Ice lyric. Yeah, something like that.
- 46:09Speaker 9: And I was gonna be at this year's gathering at Juggaloes. Yeah,
- 46:12Speaker 9: people problems.
- 46:14Speaker 1: Agency bass will be that problem. You'll all solve it.
- 46:16Speaker 2: Check out the hook well my DJ revolves it is
- 46:19Speaker 2: that and the other song I'm Gonna take a wrap?
- 46:23Speaker 1: Yeah, what was the cold his ice? Oh and then
- 46:27Speaker 1: he has rolling in my five point.
- 46:28Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, that was that's the same song, Ice.
- 46:31Speaker 6: Baby, But there was another one about there was another
- 46:33Speaker 6: one about a five point.
- 46:34Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think I think I know what to
- 46:36Speaker 1: talk about.
- 46:37Speaker 7: It was like, I definitely do.
- 46:39Speaker 2: Why am I forgetting hold on?
- 46:40Speaker 7: I'm just thinking of the teenage You mean Ninja cameo.
- 46:44Speaker 2: Vanilla Ice play that funky music. That's the one yeah playing, Yeah,
- 46:48Speaker 2: you ripped that off. He ripped off I Baby.
- 46:51Speaker 7: But that's a cover, right yeah it Casey Sunshine Band, right.
- 46:55Speaker 2: Yeah, and then Ice sized Baby is different.
- 46:58Speaker 1: Not to be confused, ding ding ding editing right.
- 47:08Speaker 2: I came up in conversation because Vanilla Ice, I guess,
- 47:11Speaker 2: is playing the Gathering of the Juggalos and so tied
- 47:14Speaker 2: to know what what the hell Ice ice Baby?
- 47:16Speaker 1: It's not throwback Thursday. Whatever.
- 47:18Speaker 2: It doesn't matter unless you're the first on the text
- 47:22Speaker 2: not cool?
- 47:22Speaker 1: Will you show not cool?
- 47:24Speaker 2: Do you know Vanilla Ice is a Trump supporter?
- 47:26Speaker 12: Oh?
- 47:26Speaker 20: No?
- 47:28Speaker 1: So yeah, okay, I do you even know? Uh?
- 47:34Speaker 2: Daily mention of Japan.
- 47:35Speaker 4: We have a good relationship with Japan.
- 47:38Speaker 16: We're very strong, very very strong financially, and they are
- 47:42Speaker 16: maybe they have a weekend again and they wanted a
- 47:44Speaker 16: little bit of help and We're always there for Japan,
- 47:46Speaker 16: and Japan's very good joys, with the exception of course
- 47:49Speaker 16: at Pearl Harbor.
- 47:50Speaker 1: All right, daily mention of Japan.
- 47:56Speaker 9: Look, I'm gonna say, I'll say what Shane Gillis said
- 47:59Speaker 9: about times is, I don't agree with everything everything he says.
- 48:02Speaker 2: He's funny sometimes. Man, you know what the other person
- 48:06Speaker 2: who stepped in it politically, Aaron Rodgers.
- 48:09Speaker 1: All right, so did jumped first?
- 48:12Speaker 2: Yeah, So I'm I'm conflicted on a number of different level.
- 48:15Speaker 2: Number one, I hate Aaron Rodgers. I've always hated Aaron Rodgers,
- 48:18Speaker 2: despite the fact that now, for the second season in
- 48:20Speaker 2: a row, he's the uh he's the quarterback of my
- 48:22Speaker 2: favorite team, the Pittsburgh Steelers. I mean, you know, God,
- 48:27Speaker 2: I hate Aaron Rodgers. But this goes back to the
- 48:28Speaker 2: discount double check days. This is nothing more recent about
- 48:32Speaker 2: his you know, silent retreats and things like that, like
- 48:35Speaker 2: that's all weird and stuff. I'm glad he's uh, you know,
- 48:37Speaker 2: rekindled the relationship with his family. That's cool and everything else.
- 48:41Speaker 2: Here's here's why I don't like. I don't like when
- 48:44Speaker 2: people when it comes to sport. Kaitlyn Clark just had
- 48:46Speaker 2: to deal with this. They were just asking her about
- 48:50Speaker 2: is it men and women's sports?
- 48:52Speaker 1: Right?
- 48:52Speaker 2: Okay, I know it was some transgender thing and she goes,
- 48:56Speaker 2: you know what, that's not that's not for me to discuss.
- 48:59Speaker 2: That's for the league to deal with, and blah blah
- 49:01Speaker 2: blah blah blah and people, but people were mad at
- 49:03Speaker 2: her about it. She did the perfect she knew she did.
- 49:05Speaker 2: That was practice, that was never road that. I'm not
- 49:08Speaker 2: talking about it.
- 49:08Speaker 7: That's media trained.
- 49:09Speaker 1: I got to shut up and dribbles.
- 49:11Speaker 2: She's playing basketball, Like, why do we have to get
- 49:14Speaker 2: everybody in, you know, talking about politics?
- 49:16Speaker 1: Okay?
- 49:16Speaker 2: So while I hate all that, what I do like
- 49:19Speaker 2: about Aaron Rodgers. He went off on ESPN yesterday. He
- 49:22Speaker 2: was on the Pat McAfee show. Pat McAfee was doing
- 49:24Speaker 2: his show from Steelers training camp, and so he had
- 49:29Speaker 2: Aaron Rodgers, who's been a guest, a weekly guest on.
- 49:31Speaker 9: His show for He did that for a while and
- 49:33Speaker 9: many would say Aaron Rodgers is the reason Pat McAfee's
- 49:35Speaker 9: on ESPN.
- 49:36Speaker 2: Yeah, because he had like the scoop and everybody wanted
- 49:38Speaker 2: to know what was going on with Aaron Rodgers, Right,
- 49:40Speaker 2: So he he went on there. I do like it
- 49:43Speaker 2: when guys get into the phase where he knows this
- 49:48Speaker 2: is his last season, he's on ESPN, he knows how
- 49:52Speaker 2: important ESPN is to his employer. Meanwhile, and at the NFL,
- 49:56Speaker 2: the overlord his employers, the Steelers, but the overlord, which
- 49:59Speaker 2: is the NFL, and just doesn't care. And because a
- 50:01Speaker 2: lot of the things I hate about sports interviews, these
- 50:04Speaker 2: guys never give answers, you know, Jeff, I mean, E've
- 50:06Speaker 2: been covering sports forever. It's non answers on everything right
- 50:11Speaker 2: and stuff that has to do with the game. I
- 50:13Speaker 2: don't care about your politics or things like that. I
- 50:15Speaker 2: want to hear what you thought about the game in
- 50:17Speaker 2: a real way. I want to I want to hear
- 50:19Speaker 2: you go. Man, we sucked, and you know what, our defense,
- 50:22Speaker 2: like was the worst? How many points do I got
- 50:25Speaker 2: to put up? We put up forty two points defense?
- 50:28Speaker 2: Couldn't you know?
- 50:29Speaker 1: Couldn't keep these guys yet? Yes, that's a good way.
- 50:33Speaker 2: It caused problems in the locker room obviously, But wouldn't
- 50:35Speaker 2: that be refreshing?
- 50:39Speaker 1: Yeah, would wouldn't that be refreshing?
- 50:40Speaker 2: Plays They do that very rarely, and then they end
- 50:44Speaker 2: up getting especially if they're going to be in the
- 50:46Speaker 2: league for a while. Like, I'm not sure that Aaron
- 50:49Speaker 2: Rodgers would get away with what happened on the Pad
- 50:51Speaker 2: McAfee show.
- 50:52Speaker 1: I don't even know what happened if I just told you.
- 50:54Speaker 1: He just went off on ESPN, called them coward.
- 50:56Speaker 6: Oh I thought it was the one headline I saw.
- 50:59Speaker 6: How to do it Fauci, Yeah, that's focused.
- 51:03Speaker 1: It was sort of a scatter shot, okay.
- 51:05Speaker 21: And he also talked about them not covering Diana Russini
- 51:07Speaker 21: and it being unfair that they're not doing that. If
- 51:10Speaker 21: they're going to cover sports, they got to cover the
- 51:12Speaker 21: fact that there was a scandal with one of their reporters.
- 51:15Speaker 21: She could have been trading insider information.
- 51:17Speaker 2: Yeah, she's an m v P voter. She's you know,
- 51:19Speaker 2: he's voting on all these things like involved, Yeah right,
- 51:22Speaker 2: MVP is more like so he's yeah, so he I mean,
- 51:26Speaker 2: he's not wrong, he's not wrong on that. But of
- 51:28Speaker 2: course they focused on, you know, the comments that he
- 51:30Speaker 2: made about Vuci, And again, who wants to hear Aaron
- 51:34Speaker 2: Rodgers or anybody, you know, any player talking about any
- 51:37Speaker 2: of that crap.
- 51:39Speaker 7: Nobody?
- 51:39Speaker 2: Yeah, not me, Now him, him, like dunking on ESPN
- 51:45Speaker 2: is great. Like I was, I was there for all
- 51:48Speaker 2: of that. That was pretty fun.
- 51:49Speaker 7: Uncomfortable, right, oh yeah.
- 51:50Speaker 2: Because I like watching the guys in the Pad mcavie
- 51:52Speaker 2: show sit there and squirm. Yeah, that's what JJ Watt
- 51:56Speaker 2: did do there a couple of weeks ago. Oh yeah,
- 51:58Speaker 2: the firings and stuff. Yeah, well, hey, it's because you
- 52:00Speaker 2: just took a hundred million dollars out of the place
- 52:02Speaker 2: or whatever whatever he said to you.
- 52:04Speaker 9: He is the ESPN roughly two point seven billion dollars
- 52:09Speaker 9: the NFL annually.
- 52:11Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean so yeah, you can you can see it.
- 52:14Speaker 2: So while I applaud his getting into his uh you know,
- 52:18Speaker 2: scorched earth phase, that's pretty great. Uh, at the same time,
- 52:23Speaker 2: it's like, man, I don't want to hear about because
- 52:26Speaker 2: that that become that becomes the distraction, that becomes the headline.
- 52:29Speaker 2: That's what you know, medicine. He talked about a billion things,
- 52:31Speaker 2: but that's the one headline of menaceol right.
- 52:34Speaker 9: Because he's on a he's on a sports talk show
- 52:36Speaker 9: as a football player talking about government health policy.
- 52:41Speaker 2: You do not exact, yeah, you do.
- 52:42Speaker 1: Right, all right?
- 52:43Speaker 15: Uh?
- 52:44Speaker 2: Eight seven seven forty four? What he is the phone
- 52:45Speaker 2: number you can text us. You can check in over
- 52:48Speaker 2: to two to nine eight seven. What's on your mind today?
- 52:51Speaker 2: Hit us up. You know, this is pretty great what
- 52:54Speaker 2: we're going to share for you. After the break from
- 52:58Speaker 2: the Lost and Found Department, Greg found something that is
- 53:03Speaker 2: years old, decades old.
- 53:05Speaker 1: Decades I forgot it existed.
- 53:07Speaker 2: At one point, Greg kept a journal.
- 53:12Speaker 1: This is so embarrassing at the time.
- 53:14Speaker 2: It is a straight mill.
- 53:16Speaker 1: Yeah, I prefer diary.
- 53:17Speaker 2: He wasn't out yet, but he was. Yeah, he had
- 53:19Speaker 2: a diary and he's going to read us a couple
- 53:24Speaker 2: of things, like he brought this into the meeting.
- 53:27Speaker 1: Yeah, like instantly regretting it, knowing I would regret it.
- 53:31Speaker 2: Yeah, but what he's not overselling.
- 53:34Speaker 1: But it's kind of it's kind of it's kind of
- 53:37Speaker 1: an insight to how people just don't change. Yeah, it
- 53:41Speaker 1: was very Greg. It is and like one of them
- 53:44Speaker 1: that I'm going to read to you. I was a
- 53:46Speaker 1: bougie idiot back then.
- 53:48Speaker 9: Yeah, should we roll in a bed so we can sit,
- 53:50Speaker 9: so we can lay on it and put his feet
- 53:51Speaker 9: up in his socks and like kick him back as
- 53:53Speaker 9: he's running.
- 53:53Speaker 7: All right, Yeah, diary.
- 53:56Speaker 1: Yeah, I know we're going to get into it. But
- 53:58Speaker 1: the reason I did this is because a friend of
- 53:59Speaker 1: mine made me this and said, journal our trip, and
- 54:02Speaker 1: I said, okay, if I come back, I can't not
- 54:04Speaker 1: have journaled.
- 54:05Speaker 2: But speaking of boogie, what were you doing on this trip?
- 54:07Speaker 2: Was for this was.
- 54:08Speaker 1: For spending a summer in Cambridge, England to go to
- 54:10Speaker 1: Cambridge University for the summer summer.
- 54:12Speaker 2: Abroad summer we went to Oxford for a summer.
- 54:16Speaker 1: I support this.
- 54:17Speaker 2: So yeah, Greg has this journal that he found and
- 54:21Speaker 2: he's so embarrassed by it, and we've got to hear
- 54:25Speaker 2: what's inside of this. He gave us a couple of
- 54:27Speaker 2: examples ca but we want to hear more, so I
- 54:31Speaker 2: had Greg go through it.
- 54:32Speaker 1: I have it. We'll read a few excerpts today.
- 54:34Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so Greg's lost and found journal that's
- 54:38Speaker 2: coming up next here on the Woody Show.
- 54:40Speaker 1: We will be right back.
- 54:42Speaker 13: I'm not kidding when I say they had stick figure
- 54:45Speaker 13: pictures of people freaking and then a circle with an
- 54:48Speaker 13: XL of that with signs.
- 54:50Speaker 2: I said, no freaking like a leave room for the Lord.
- 55:01Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear.
- 55:01Speaker 2: More from We've We've been spoiled because we already got
- 55:05Speaker 2: to hear a little bit of it when Greg came
- 55:08Speaker 2: in and said, you'll never guess what I found.
- 55:10Speaker 1: Yeah, clearing out the home office, and YE came across
- 55:14Speaker 1: this thing that's entitled Greg's trip to England's nice. It's
- 55:18Speaker 1: a journal or a sea be't calls it a diary? Yeah?
- 55:22Speaker 1: Well I end of the year nineteen ninety two. Wow.
- 55:25Speaker 2: So, I mean, what's the difference between a journal and
- 55:27Speaker 2: a diary? Lady?
- 55:31Speaker 13: You want to Greg's journal doesn't have a lock on it.
- 55:33Speaker 7: I think diaries do, yeah, and diaries you talk like
- 55:36Speaker 7: a person. Oh my god, diary? What a day?
- 55:40Speaker 2: Greg was studying abroad?
- 55:42Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 55:43Speaker 11: Ca?
- 55:43Speaker 1: And how just for the summer? It was four Yeah,
- 55:46Speaker 1: it was one summer. It was okay, a total of
- 55:48Speaker 1: three months. What'd you take when you were there, Greg?
- 55:50Speaker 1: I took music appreciation, Jesus and English Lit. Did you
- 55:55Speaker 1: like go around town at all?
- 55:57Speaker 22: Or?
- 55:57Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, I mean it was most of it was nice.
- 55:59Speaker 7: I'm sure. I'm sure the journal will tell us.
- 56:01Speaker 1: I lived on campus and I remember on day one,
- 56:03Speaker 1: this is back in the days when I would smoke,
- 56:05Speaker 1: and I said, are we allowed to smoke here on campus?
- 56:07Speaker 1: He said, allowed to. You're on courage to elliot. I
- 56:12Speaker 1: think I like it.
- 56:13Speaker 2: Here, so you're just gonna open up to like a
- 56:15Speaker 2: random page.
- 56:15Speaker 1: Well, I went through because some of it starts with
- 56:17Speaker 1: the actual travel to England, and then some of it
- 56:20Speaker 1: is and then the majority of it is in England obviously.
- 56:23Speaker 1: So on July second, nineteen ninety two, this is how
- 56:27Speaker 1: I realized, Wow, I haven't really changed that much, I
- 56:29Speaker 1: guess it says, and I'm going to read this verbatim, okay,
- 56:32Speaker 1: and Gina can prove I haven't everything. I'm sitting on
- 56:36Speaker 1: the floor of the Newark Airport, by far the most
- 56:38Speaker 1: crowded airport I have ever encountered. There were no seats,
- 56:41Speaker 1: no available phones, and crowds everywhere. I walked past the
- 56:45Speaker 1: crew and my next flight to London as they waited
- 56:47Speaker 1: to get on board. All spoke with English accents and
- 56:50Speaker 1: they seemed in good spirits. But for now I sit
- 56:54Speaker 1: and wait amongst the craziness of this tacky place.
- 57:03Speaker 5: So when you like Newark's like Newark sucks, let's not
- 57:10Speaker 5: so when you when you write like that, are you
- 57:13Speaker 5: like playing a role in your mind?
- 57:15Speaker 2: Like I'm about to summer at Cambridge but I think,
- 57:19Speaker 2: like the way the cadence and the way that you're
- 57:21Speaker 2: writing and the words that you're using.
- 57:23Speaker 1: Sound see him in good speed.
- 57:26Speaker 2: But who do you think would care? How the flight
- 57:27Speaker 2: cruis scene.
- 57:28Speaker 1: I don't know this. This entire journal I forgot existed,
- 57:32Speaker 1: and now that I'm reading it, I'm asking the same
- 57:35Speaker 1: question you're asking what you like? Who am I writing
- 57:37Speaker 1: this for? This is so stupid in the way.
- 57:39Speaker 2: That you write it, Like it's like, uh, remember when
- 57:42Speaker 2: Andrew Luck was still a quarterback for the for the Colts,
- 57:45Speaker 2: and there is that that parody account as if he
- 57:48Speaker 2: was like some kind of Civil War general. Yeah, yeah,
- 57:50Speaker 2: I remember that, and he would write about the game
- 57:52Speaker 2: about and in that way like those old letters from
- 57:56Speaker 2: Civil War soldiers sounded.
- 58:01Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 58:01Speaker 2: It's like it's like you're writing out.
- 58:03Speaker 1: Like an old timey style, right, And I never intended
- 58:05Speaker 1: for anybody to read this. I don't know why. And
- 58:08Speaker 1: then the trip continues. This is from the actual flight
- 58:11Speaker 1: five forty eight am July third, nineteen ninety two. I
- 58:15Speaker 1: watched a cheesy movie called The Cutting Edge. It was
- 58:18Speaker 1: about figure skating. I didn't sleep since this time, since
- 58:23Speaker 1: the last time I wrote in this quote, journal. The
- 58:26Speaker 1: man in front of me has been such a nuisance.
- 58:28Speaker 1: It's crazy, rocking back and forth like nobody's business, right
- 58:33Speaker 1: into my knees. All right, No, no plot twists, know nothing.
- 58:39Speaker 1: I guess that was pointless.
- 58:41Speaker 2: Okay, Are you afraid to fly at this point?
- 58:44Speaker 1: I don't think so.
- 58:45Speaker 6: No, because Memory used to be a traffic reporter and
- 58:47Speaker 6: they would go on a plane every day.
- 58:49Speaker 1: Planes, helicopters. Yeah, didn't mean that.
- 58:51Speaker 2: He wasn't like freaked out by it, like I didn't
- 58:53Speaker 2: know when this crippling, Yeah, it really kind.
- 58:54Speaker 1: Of started anxiety and fear over everything. It just slowly
- 58:59Speaker 1: just started building. So at this point I'm in England,
- 59:02Speaker 1: this is I guess whatever. July, oh, fourth of July
- 59:08Speaker 1: in England, nineteen ninety two. I just wound up at
- 59:11Speaker 1: a place called Burger Delight and I had some deep
- 59:13Speaker 1: fried cod and bland peas and fries with the worst
- 59:17Speaker 1: ketchup I've ever had. I had a pint of beer
- 59:20Speaker 1: as well. By this time it has started to drizzle
- 59:23Speaker 1: and the sky was black. When planes flew by, it
- 59:26Speaker 1: was impossible to even find them. I took the London
- 59:29Speaker 1: Underground over to Trafalgar Square. This place was unbelievable. There
- 59:33Speaker 1: were more than a thousand people and five thousand pigeons.
- 59:36Speaker 1: It's a place where you can feed the pigeons as
- 59:38Speaker 1: they literally climb all over you. I of course didn't
- 59:42Speaker 1: do this. I think I did get ish on my
- 59:45Speaker 1: sleeve though. From Trafogger Square I walked down the Mall,
- 59:49Speaker 1: which is a wide brick road that leads to Buckingham Palace.
- 59:52Speaker 1: The long, long, long walk was pretty much worth it.
- 1:00:00Speaker 7: It paints a story.
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: That's a good point.
- 1:00:05Speaker 2: Man.
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: Yeah, It's like if dadd okay, now this entry, this
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: will be the last one we get to. We can
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: revisit this in the future, but please okay. So now
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: at this point, I have taken the train out of London.
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: I've gone close to Cambridge, and I'm staying at a
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: hotel for one night before I go to move on
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: to campus. After showering in the matchbox sized shower, I
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: walked around town and I found out that Cambridge is
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: just around the corner. It's nothing what I expected. It's
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: not separate from town. I didn't look around much because
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: I was so hungry. On the way to get a
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: Turkish cheeseburger, two young girls about nine or ten years
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: old turned to me. They crossed themselves. One of the
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: cute girls asked, do you believe in God? I said
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: sure and began talking to both of them. They walked
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: with their arms around each other and giggled a lot.
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: They said something about but I couldn't make it out.
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: And as I walked back to the guest house, I
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: saw the girls again. She fancies she fancies you, they said. Oh,
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: it was so funny that I laughed with them. Imagine that,
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: two hours in a foreign city and somebody fancies me.
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: So now I sit watching British TV and I'm actually bored.
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: I drank a kestral logger, which comes into black can
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: and it says very strong on front. I should have
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: believed it. It was so strong that I almost couldn't
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: bear it. It almost tasted like hard alcohol. It's just
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: a hint of ale, quite nasty, but I forced it down.
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: Since it cost one pounds sixty five fence, I learned
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: the hard way, and I wasted my pounds. I guess
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: I'm gonna do something now what I'm not sure? Maybe
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: rest or maybe walk or maybe veg maybe even re
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: greg What a whirlwind trip. Well, there's about another eighty
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: pages or so. The people I met, the drinks I drank,
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: the places I've gone, how I punted down the river cam,
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: how I am classes. Oh, there's guest entries in here
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: from the friends I made. I mean, this thing goes
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: on and on and on, so that don't you know what? Whatever?
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: What don't you worry turn that dial?
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: Yeah? Like, uh, it doesn't sound whirlwind yet. Yeah, but
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: things are about to go.
- 1:02:35Speaker 7: Quiet the state.
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: We are just scratching the surface and what will be
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: an ongoing series of entries from Greg's journal.
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: It's like lost journal, unbelievable. I'm still looking for the
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: Brady Bunk clog though. Oh yeah, I think I think
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: it's in my parents' attict y.
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: Yeah, because uh, Greg was so infatuated with the Brady Bunch.
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: We've told the story that when he would watch the episodes,
- 1:03:03Speaker 2: he would have composition books and he would yeah, he
- 1:03:06Speaker 2: would like keep.
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: The plot was about what happened? Were there any guest stars,
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: were there any bloopers? Were there any continuity errors? What happened?
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: What it aired?
- 1:03:17Speaker 7: I didn't. I am not a fan. I thought I
- 1:03:19Speaker 7: was a fan. I'm not a fan. Yeah, that's a fan.
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: I mean, oh yeah, I have the Barry Williams book.
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that that that exists somewhere.
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: I don't think I threw it away. Yeah, it's got
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: to be in a box too much.
- 1:03:31Speaker 7: I would love your dissertation. I'm sure it's in there
- 1:03:33Speaker 7: on Oliver and Tiger.
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I probably hated them.
- 1:03:36Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, anyway, they're nice. Nice work Greg with the Yeah,
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: the fact that you brought it in, I know, and
- 1:03:43Speaker 2: I applaud that. I think I give Greg some credit
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: here because Greg is so embarrassed.
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: And I never thought I would like to share that.
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: I didn't even know. I forgot it existed.
- 1:03:54Speaker 7: Two hours in a foreign country.
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: Somebody leave you, all right, She basked, this this clip
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: is for you.
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: You know the problem with the cyber truck.
- 1:04:06Speaker 22: We're supposed to put all the bitches, dude, because you're
- 1:04:12Speaker 22: gonna get a They run up to at red lights
- 1:04:17Speaker 22: and try to get in, but they can't figure out
- 1:04:21Speaker 22: the doors.
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: Because they're not smart like you, because you're a cyber
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: truck driver and they're women.
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: I will have that man know that. I made sure
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: to take a photo of this.
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: I was at the.
- 1:04:41Speaker 2: Tesla charging station.
- 1:04:43Speaker 9: And what did I see Sammy in a cyber truck
- 1:04:46Speaker 9: by herself?
- 1:04:48Speaker 7: Female cyber truck is at least one.
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: She's out there, Yeah she exists.
- 1:04:54Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, it does help with breaking and entering, like
- 1:04:57Speaker 9: besides it being bulletproof and stainless steel. You have to
- 1:05:00Speaker 9: know to press the button and yes, it has to
- 1:05:03Speaker 9: be unlocked. Yes, I was thinking about that recently, like
- 1:05:05Speaker 9: cyber trucks, it's with with all Tesla's there's no door handles.
- 1:05:08Speaker 9: But I would really appreciate a self opening door feature elon.
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, because minivans have that. I know every once
- 1:05:15Speaker 2: in a while, man, I'll get an uber or a
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: lift and they show up with the minivan.
- 1:05:20Speaker 12: Touch it.
- 1:05:21Speaker 2: Yeah, and I got to open the door like no, no, no,
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: And even they get in and out of this thing,
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: they have to push the button.
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: I did get.
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: I don't know what Tesla model it was. I was
- 1:05:32Speaker 2: sitting in the front seat and the guy did open
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: all the doors.
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: From think you could do that in the software update.
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: From the touch screen because the door opened to the
- 1:05:44Speaker 2: passenger side and then both back doors.
- 1:05:46Speaker 9: Oh yeah it is in the app. You can do it,
- 1:05:48Speaker 9: but i'd i'd like to have it right, because like
- 1:05:50Speaker 9: the great thing about it.
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: Wasn't the app, it was he did it from the screen, well,
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: from the screen, from the driver's screen.
- 1:05:56Speaker 6: These like uber drivers trick out their cars. They even
- 1:05:59Speaker 6: put handles on the doors.
- 1:06:00Speaker 9: Yeah, what I'm talking about is I would like for
- 1:06:02Speaker 9: it to open as I walk up walk to it,
- 1:06:04Speaker 9: because it unlocked as I walk up.
- 1:06:05Speaker 2: To it, because it has the bluetooth. I should A
- 1:06:10Speaker 2: real man should have a cyber truck.
- 1:06:12Speaker 7: Obvious.
- 1:06:12Speaker 2: It's super manly. Yeah, I mean you are the you
- 1:06:14Speaker 2: are the end all be all when it comes to
- 1:06:16Speaker 2: what is manly?
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: What is not manly? Hetero? Yeah, one thousand percent hetero.
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: So cyber truck is super manly. It's about I can't
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: think of a more manly vehicle.
- 1:06:25Speaker 9: Besides, like, I don't know a tank, a tank or
- 1:06:29Speaker 9: like or a bison that you've lassoed yourself.
- 1:06:33Speaker 2: What about Greg's journal like that? How does that rank?
- 1:06:36Speaker 9: Well, you know what, it's very British and which and
- 1:06:39Speaker 9: they're expected to be gay, so that's totally is.
- 1:06:41Speaker 7: It very foppish?
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: Yeah, like men men journaling, Greg journaling is that manly.
- 1:06:48Speaker 2: I don't hate it because it is a record of
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: your deeds.
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: That's what I do. Appreciate it about it now because
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: I don't remember what I did forty five minutes ago,
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: but now I can look back at to nineteen ninety
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: two and.
- 1:07:00Speaker 9: Think, wow, think about you know, obviously, men at war
- 1:07:04Speaker 9: is a very common thing where they'd either write to
- 1:07:06Speaker 9: their lovers back home or keep a journal.
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: See bass as a manly man. Do you agree or disagree?
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: These are things that a man should never do, no
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: matter how long he lives. Shave below the neck.
- 1:07:22Speaker 9: No, because if you want attention down there, you got
- 1:07:25Speaker 9: to keep it clean. That's just gonna make things easier
- 1:07:27Speaker 9: for everybody.
- 1:07:28Speaker 2: Okay, well, I think they're talking more about like your chest,
- 1:07:30Speaker 2: your back arms.
- 1:07:31Speaker 9: I thought about like that because I will admit that
- 1:07:35Speaker 9: I fell part of the fad uh In college of that,
- 1:07:39Speaker 9: even though I don't really need to shave my chest,
- 1:07:42Speaker 9: and did it.
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: But I quit that pretty soon thereafter. The guys that
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: shave everything, well, some guys have crazy hairy it's coming
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: out the back of your T shirt you gotta get
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: rid of.
- 1:07:54Speaker 7: Yeah, but there's nothing grosser than body hair stubble, not
- 1:07:57Speaker 7: face double body.
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, so gross thing.
- 1:08:00Speaker 2: And Gina maybe and Sammy, you can help on.
- 1:08:02Speaker 9: This is the perfect amount of body hair, not where
- 1:08:04Speaker 9: it's all long and curly and gross, but and not's double,
- 1:08:06Speaker 9: but where it's just like one. It's not, it's just
- 1:08:09Speaker 9: like a sheet, like a like a like a short
- 1:08:11Speaker 9: haired dog.
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:08:12Speaker 7: I like body I mean I like chest hair. So yeah, okay, all.
- 1:08:17Speaker 2: Right, bass King of all manliness. A man should never
- 1:08:22Speaker 2: have a name for his penis.
- 1:08:24Speaker 9: Well, I think it's just trying too hard. You're not
- 1:08:26Speaker 9: You're mis a funny guy at that point.
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: All right.
- 1:08:28Speaker 2: A man should never skinny dip in daylight. I mean,
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: if it's with chicks, that's okay.
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: But in general.
- 1:08:41Speaker 2: Example, the last the last time, God, it has been
- 1:08:43Speaker 2: a long time. It's a skinny dipped.
- 1:08:44Speaker 9: We were at a camp in Alabama with the female
- 1:08:48Speaker 9: staff after hours, and there were three or four of
- 1:08:52Speaker 9: us of each of each sex in the in the lake,
- 1:08:55Speaker 9: which is pretty gross.
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: They can back on it.
- 1:08:58Speaker 9: Nothing happened in a lake, yeah, exactly, flesh eating bacteria
- 1:09:02Speaker 9: and that was acceptable.
- 1:09:02Speaker 2: But it was after dark and it was a co.
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: Ed nice sense all right.
- 1:09:07Speaker 17: Uh.
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: A man should never consider, even for a moment, a.
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: Two pay that's so sixties and seventies.
- 1:09:17Speaker 7: Or well, hair transplant that's the thing now.
- 1:09:20Speaker 9: Right well nowadays right well, Bill Burr has an old
- 1:09:24Speaker 9: bit about that. He's like he like, I got bald
- 1:09:26Speaker 9: at the wrong time. It's like I was just I
- 1:09:29Speaker 9: was if I waited like ten more years before that,
- 1:09:31Speaker 9: and they finally perfected the technology. Because the guys who
- 1:09:34Speaker 9: got the hair transplants in the eighties, I think he
- 1:09:36Speaker 9: talks like little ant legs coming out of the forehead. Nowadays,
- 1:09:39Speaker 9: more people do it. A number of celebrities have admitted
- 1:09:42Speaker 9: to it, and it is unnoticeable.
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: Yeah, Dannash just did it. Yeah.
- 1:09:46Speaker 6: And then also like there's barbers did yeah he got
- 1:09:51Speaker 6: he went to Turkey. And then but there's barbers online
- 1:09:55Speaker 6: that specialize in the to pay like they'll glue it, right,
- 1:09:59Speaker 6: I've seen Yeah.
- 1:10:00Speaker 9: I just think that's it's it's just too much or
- 1:10:03Speaker 9: too too much of an effort for too little over
- 1:10:05Speaker 9: a turn it is and it falls off, which it will.
- 1:10:09Speaker 2: He looks, you look very fools.
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: It looks so painful.
- 1:10:13Speaker 2: Seven one four texting over I'm a contractor cyber truck
- 1:10:16Speaker 2: in the lumberyard, not manly.
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: Well, it's too new these days. I get it.
- 1:10:20Speaker 9: You know, you guys are stuck in your old ways
- 1:10:23Speaker 9: because a lot of guys still have the they're anti
- 1:10:25Speaker 9: electric for that reason. Where's well, I mean, even though
- 1:10:28Speaker 9: they had an F one fifty lightning which discontinued.
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: Yeah, that was not selling.
- 1:10:32Speaker 2: It looked like an F one fifty for the most part,
- 1:10:33Speaker 2: but I did. Yeah, well, I'm not sure who this
- 1:10:35Speaker 2: guy is. This is an older gentleman. I don't I
- 1:10:38Speaker 2: don't know if we're even supposed to know who this
- 1:10:39Speaker 2: guy is. But uh, he had a he had to
- 1:10:42Speaker 2: take agree or disagree.
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: King of manliness seabast.
- 1:10:44Speaker 23: Several things a grown ass man should never do. The
- 1:10:48Speaker 23: first is split a check with other men. That is
- 1:10:52Speaker 23: that is the that is the most testicle free thing
- 1:10:55Speaker 23: that's out there when men split up a check. You
- 1:10:58Speaker 23: pick up a check this time, and your buddy should
- 1:11:01Speaker 23: pick it up the next time. If you can't buy
- 1:11:04Speaker 23: your buddy a dinner or a drink or vice versa,
- 1:11:08Speaker 23: or your buddy's dinners, or don't go with them. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:11:12Speaker 23: it gets different if their wives are involved and it's
- 1:11:15Speaker 23: a four thousand dollars meal or whatever. But don't split
- 1:11:18Speaker 23: a check or figure out who got the bread and
- 1:11:20Speaker 23: who got the pizza and who got the beer and
- 1:11:22Speaker 23: who got the scotch. Grow the fuck up, don't split
- 1:11:24Speaker 23: a check. So those are today's grown ass man things
- 1:11:28Speaker 23: you should not do.
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: Just one thing.
- 1:11:29Speaker 19: But yes, yeah, yeah, he's got other videos and Joe
- 1:11:32Speaker 19: I agree with him after the age of thirty, because
- 1:11:35Speaker 19: when you're at poor as hell and you're you're twenty
- 1:11:37Speaker 19: years old at the waffle house and yeah, you can't
- 1:11:40Speaker 19: be doing that.
- 1:11:40Speaker 2: But yeah, if you're all, like, you know, established in
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: your careers and you're married with kids and you're passing
- 1:11:47Speaker 2: the bill around and you're adding it up as well.
- 1:11:50Speaker 2: I did have a couple of the months. Arellasticks so right,
- 1:11:53Speaker 2: and he's exactly right.
- 1:11:54Speaker 9: It does change when there are dates involved and or
- 1:11:57Speaker 9: it's a trillion dollars. But yeah, for average stuff, someone
- 1:12:01Speaker 9: should just it should be unsaved.
- 1:12:02Speaker 7: I love this guy. I follow him. It's Cogdell law.
- 1:12:05Speaker 7: And he has another one saying any any man who
- 1:12:08Speaker 7: takes a neck pillow on a domestic flight is a douche.
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: Yeah, domestic flight.
- 1:12:15Speaker 2: Yeah, he loses them constantly.
- 1:12:17Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I just took an international flight.
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: I'm like, forgot the pillow as here's here's one more
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: from that from that same dude.
- 1:12:28Speaker 23: Several things a grown ass man should never do. A
- 1:12:31Speaker 23: man that posts food pictures.
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: What the is that? Don't know?
- 1:12:37Speaker 23: A man eats food, or prepares food, or pays for food,
- 1:12:41Speaker 23: he doesn't post pictures about the food that he is
- 1:12:44Speaker 23: about to eat. And lastly, a grown ass man does
- 1:12:48Speaker 23: not post pictures of his fat ass body on vacation.
- 1:12:52Speaker 23: Guess what, that trophy wife that you've got sitting next
- 1:12:55Speaker 23: to you where your dad bought is hanging over the belt.
- 1:12:58Speaker 23: That makes your ass look worse, not better. So unless
- 1:13:02Speaker 23: you're in shape, don't post vacation pictures with their shirt offs.
- 1:13:06Speaker 23: So those are today's grown ass man things you should
- 1:13:09Speaker 23: not do.
- 1:13:09Speaker 9: I'll take it to the next level. Shouldn't be posting, okay,
- 1:13:12Speaker 9: vacation pictures at all?
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: What about food pictures?
- 1:13:15Speaker 7: That that's I mean he's when he said that, I
- 1:13:18Speaker 7: just went through my mind. I don't think I've ever
- 1:13:20Speaker 7: seen a guy post a food again.
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: Have you met? Although he said that's changed, But he
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: said that's changed now.
- 1:13:27Speaker 2: In fact, I was just out with menace at a
- 1:13:29Speaker 2: at a meal recently and somebody brought that up. Something Hey,
- 1:13:32Speaker 2: men's are just gonna get pictures. He's like, nah, manes,
- 1:13:35Speaker 2: that's that's done. Now that snapchats now not popping, because
- 1:13:39Speaker 2: he used to be like you had to like push
- 1:13:41Speaker 2: all the plates in the center, and he'd be like,
- 1:13:42Speaker 2: oh yeah, anymore, I mean I'll do something like look
- 1:13:49Speaker 2: at them.
- 1:13:52Speaker 6: Yeah, oh yeah I did. Like, yeah, I'll do like
- 1:13:57Speaker 6: like a static photo. But it won't be like in
- 1:14:00Speaker 6: the main feed. It would just be like a story
- 1:14:01Speaker 6: or something.
- 1:14:02Speaker 2: Okay, there are rules. Yeah, because we said we said
- 1:14:05Speaker 2: it fifteen years ago. Who cares? But I think even
- 1:14:09Speaker 2: medic has gotten to the point yet no one cares.
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: No one cares that.
- 1:14:11Speaker 6: Oh yeah you still want the res but you know, uh.
- 1:14:17Speaker 2: Here, I don't know who's this guy? Jeff, you found
- 1:14:20Speaker 2: this guy?
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:14:21Speaker 21: He talks about stuff that grown ass man shouldn't be
- 1:14:24Speaker 21: doing as well, and he's hilarious.
- 1:14:26Speaker 1: Gina loves him.
- 1:14:26Speaker 7: I love in the guy in the car.
- 1:14:28Speaker 1: Yeah, the guy in the car. Yeah you know his name?
- 1:14:31Speaker 4: No, I don't let me look it up real quick.
- 1:14:32Speaker 24: Yeah, all right, here we go, ankle socks wearing ankle.
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: Socks, not the dude.
- 1:14:36Speaker 2: This is girl. Yeah, now hold on, this is uh
- 1:14:40Speaker 2: all right here we go.
- 1:14:41Speaker 25: The three things I don't think you should be doing
- 1:14:42Speaker 25: as a grown ass man. Let's get right into it.
- 1:14:44Speaker 25: Number one is having asthma.
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: Just breathe.
- 1:14:50Speaker 25: You're twenty five years old and you ain't out grown ash. Yeah,
- 1:14:53Speaker 25: talking about anybody pomp broke can't handle air.
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: That's a grown man.
- 1:15:00Speaker 25: Give number two, collecting funkal pops. Yes, toys, you're collecting
- 1:15:06Speaker 25: toys as a grown ass man.
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: How about instead of.
- 1:15:09Speaker 25: Collecting other than this, you collect some pacols, some bread,
- 1:15:14Speaker 25: some dough, some moulah, and have an honorable mention for
- 1:15:17Speaker 25: you guys. Having a skincare routine. Just put some soap
- 1:15:21Speaker 25: on the rag and wash your face.
- 1:15:23Speaker 2: Yeah, that's mister everything cool, Mister everything's cool.
- 1:15:28Speaker 9: He's I mean, obviously he's Jack a little bit about
- 1:15:31Speaker 9: the asthma stuff, but everything else I think he's he's.
- 1:15:33Speaker 2: I don't know, might be based on some of the
- 1:15:35Speaker 2: video said Jeff is playing. I don't know if he
- 1:15:37Speaker 2: is kidding about that.
- 1:15:38Speaker 9: I think it's one of those things where there's a
- 1:15:40Speaker 9: reason that, you know, peanut allergies, if we're talking about
- 1:15:43Speaker 9: that general class of things. Skyrock to skyrocketed over the
- 1:15:46Speaker 9: past fifty years because you know, people just wouldn't toughen
- 1:15:49Speaker 9: up and breathe through it. What have we learned a
- 1:15:53Speaker 9: couple years ago? And exposure therapy does work? I was
- 1:15:57Speaker 9: anybody who has on a side note of that, anybody
- 1:15:59Speaker 9: who has like, oh.
- 1:16:00Speaker 7: The pollen, I can't stand the palling?
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:16:04Speaker 2: Plus yeah, get some clarton, Yeah it be fine.
- 1:16:07Speaker 1: Or don't just deal with it? Yeah, don't man up? Yeah.
- 1:16:10Speaker 12: Uh. Here.
- 1:16:11Speaker 2: I don't know where this chick came from either, but
- 1:16:12Speaker 2: here's a couple more ankle socks.
- 1:16:14Speaker 24: Wearing ankle socks and no show socks is gay? Sitting
- 1:16:18Speaker 24: on a tube float in a pool?
- 1:16:21Speaker 23: Is gay?
- 1:16:22Speaker 24: Wearing shorts above your knee? Gay eating bananas? Gay using
- 1:16:28Speaker 24: hand sanitizer?
- 1:16:30Speaker 1: Gay?
- 1:16:32Speaker 2: Yeah, jef uses like NonStop hand sanitized mostly.
- 1:16:35Speaker 9: I will I will push back on the socks thing,
- 1:16:37Speaker 9: because when I see guys with when I see guys
- 1:16:39Speaker 9: with socks up to their calf, I'm like, what do
- 1:16:41Speaker 9: you especially at the gym wearing shorts and the T shirt?
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: What are you keeping warming?
- 1:16:45Speaker 26: I'll never stop, but it's very important, you know, I
- 1:16:51Speaker 26: understand that in certain certain neighborhoods, that's interesting, that's a
- 1:16:54Speaker 26: you know, sign of respect.
- 1:16:55Speaker 9: But yeah, but like, but in general, socks, socks that
- 1:16:59Speaker 9: go of your ankle, what for?
- 1:17:01Speaker 1: What's the point point?
- 1:17:02Speaker 24: Eating anything with a spoon is gay? Wearing rings unless
- 1:17:08Speaker 24: it's a wedding band is gay. Being married is not gay.
- 1:17:14Speaker 1: But proposing on your knees gay, that's true.
- 1:17:22Speaker 2: I'm not sure who that is.
- 1:17:23Speaker 9: She's got clearly different tastes. Then let's say the hardcore
- 1:17:26Speaker 9: Italians in the Northeast might argue.
- 1:17:29Speaker 1: On the rings thing, mafia. I think it's weird.
- 1:17:32Speaker 2: And we see a dude with a diamond ring, but
- 1:17:36Speaker 2: not like a typical like a woman's engagement ring, but
- 1:17:39Speaker 2: it could be a wedding band, but it's got the
- 1:17:41Speaker 2: diamonds in it.
- 1:17:42Speaker 1: I think.
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: I don't think a dude wearing diamonds.
- 1:17:44Speaker 6: I think if if it's like small diamonds all the
- 1:17:48Speaker 6: way around, because and it looks like a rapper, Okay,
- 1:17:51Speaker 6: it's kind of cool. But if it's just like a
- 1:17:52Speaker 6: solid band that has a little tiny diamond, yeah, it's
- 1:17:55Speaker 6: so weird.
- 1:17:55Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen a guy with
- 1:17:57Speaker 7: that really.
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: Yeah, and with guy.
- 1:18:00Speaker 9: Ring, do you bet have a real good reason for it?
- 1:18:02Speaker 9: Like it better be Yeah, your dad's marine corps or something.
- 1:18:05Speaker 7: You definitely better have gotten that on somebody's dead.
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: Best the ring is a skull as somebody who's legally
- 1:18:11Speaker 1: allowed to represent that side. I don't think rings in
- 1:18:14Speaker 1: general and a guy are good. I think the one
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: giveaway is thumb ring that is diving on top of
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: the d gay like why like what, I don't know.
- 1:18:28Speaker 1: It's kind of like a toe ring, Like.
- 1:18:31Speaker 9: It's kind of like it's a it's a fashionable accessory
- 1:18:33Speaker 9: and as a man, you shouldn't care about being fashionable.
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: And why is it on your thumb? Yeah?
- 1:18:38Speaker 2: Weird and maybe maybe it's the only thumb that is uh,
- 1:18:42Speaker 2: you know, girthy enough like a real man's sized, like finger,
- 1:18:47Speaker 2: you know, to accommodate a man's ring.
- 1:18:49Speaker 1: What what's the.
- 1:18:52Speaker 2: Thin little girly fingers? If it's just for decoration, it's gay,
- 1:18:55Speaker 2: you know, on.
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: Strong enough for a man, made for a woman.
- 1:19:00Speaker 2: Men Menace has been a supporter of using women's deutorant
- 1:19:03Speaker 2: as long as I've known him.
- 1:19:04Speaker 1: Uses women's dedorant. Yeah, like men's the odor is like sticky.
- 1:19:11Speaker 23: The WOODI show.
- 1:19:14Speaker 1: Uh man, I don't know what's up with the some
- 1:19:18Speaker 1: of these people. Man, this Christian influencer, I hate. I
- 1:19:25Speaker 1: hate that. Otherwise, like, how do you everybody else? Yeah,
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: everybody's an influencer.
- 1:19:30Speaker 2: This Christian influencer was sharing videos of her getting kicked
- 1:19:34Speaker 2: off this Alaska Airlines flight. Oh no, yeah, yeah, the
- 1:19:38Speaker 2: flight was delayed on the tarmac.
- 1:19:40Speaker 1: So this one decided, Hey, you know what, while the
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: doors are closed and everyone stuck on the stupid plane,
- 1:19:43Speaker 1: it's the perfect time to get up and start preaching
- 1:19:46Speaker 1: to everybody.
- 1:19:47Speaker 2: Like you were just hitting sitting on the tarmac for
- 1:19:50Speaker 2: a while.
- 1:19:50Speaker 11: Yes, I was.
- 1:19:51Speaker 1: I mean, granted you were in first class on a live.
- 1:19:53Speaker 2: Flat scene, right, Yes, I napped, Yeah, probably could have
- 1:19:56Speaker 2: slept through it. Yeah, but this is can you imagine,
- 1:19:59Speaker 2: like you're stuck on the Here she comes.
- 1:20:01Speaker 1: I know we're all waiting.
- 1:20:03Speaker 17: It's kind of frustrating, right, But I want to tell
- 1:20:06Speaker 17: you that God's timing is perfect and God knows everything,
- 1:20:10Speaker 17: and maybe he's sparing us from danger today. So I
- 1:20:14Speaker 17: want you to rest and know that Jesus Christ loves
- 1:20:17Speaker 17: you so much. I pray protection over this flight in
- 1:20:21Speaker 17: the name of Jesus.
- 1:20:23Speaker 1: Amen.
- 1:20:24Speaker 17: Amen, bless you guys.
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: Enjoy the quiet. I don't know who needs to hear this?
- 1:20:31Speaker 2: But I feel like it's important. I feel like somebody
- 1:20:33Speaker 2: does man shut the it's just the problem. If she
- 1:20:37Speaker 2: didn't have a phone, she wouldn't have gotten up.
- 1:20:39Speaker 7: Oh totally, she's filming herself. Yeah, and I get it,
- 1:20:43Speaker 7: like I get the message, like, okay, yeah, maybe we're
- 1:20:46Speaker 7: being protected, but like I can come to that conclusion
- 1:20:48Speaker 7: on my own. I don't need this bitch and allow speak.
- 1:20:51Speaker 13: It sounds like you're talking to a toddler too.
- 1:20:52Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. Waiting is frustrating.
- 1:20:57Speaker 2: A lot of people didn't appreciate the closed door sermon. Yeah,
- 1:21:00Speaker 2: that included the flight crew. So they opened the doors
- 1:21:03Speaker 2: back up just to kick her off the plane.
- 1:21:06Speaker 17: Still not telling me.
- 1:21:09Speaker 7: They don't feel safe. Oh my gosh, I.
- 1:21:12Speaker 17: Didn't know the message of Jesus Christ was unsafe.
- 1:21:15Speaker 2: Wow.
- 1:21:16Speaker 17: Do I have any guns or anything like that?
- 1:21:19Speaker 12: No?
- 1:21:19Speaker 17: I don't, so so freedom of speech is not safe.
- 1:21:22Speaker 7: I'll tell you what this is. It's called spiritual warfare.
- 1:21:26Speaker 17: We're in the last days. It's coming comment. I am
- 1:21:30Speaker 17: making my way.
- 1:21:31Speaker 6: You see me walking right?
- 1:21:33Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Look at this Luja.
- 1:21:36Speaker 2: Oh my god, slight screw up on the cruise part.
- 1:21:39Speaker 9: There they should have said, yeah, you're disrupting the cabin
- 1:21:41Speaker 9: and we have that, we resorted the right to throw
- 1:21:43Speaker 9: you off the plane.
- 1:21:43Speaker 2: And another and another incorrect use of these free speech arguments. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:21:49Speaker 2: you don't free speech on a plane. You can't just
- 1:21:51Speaker 2: start talking about bombs and yeah, you know, weapons and
- 1:21:54Speaker 2: hijacking and whatever.
- 1:21:56Speaker 7: We're just being disrupted.
- 1:21:57Speaker 2: That that wouldn't be protected. Yeah, I can't do that.
- 1:22:00Speaker 2: Was freaking people out by white little little bumps of turbuments.
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: Oh god, he was freaking out. Huge. You're making people uncomfortable.
- 1:22:14Speaker 1: Would you mind if we've moved you to a different
- 1:22:15Speaker 1: seat first class? Yeah? I tell you man.
- 1:22:21Speaker 2: You know, my my parents dragged me to church when
- 1:22:24Speaker 2: I was a kid. We we used to have to
- 1:22:27Speaker 2: go on on Sundays and it was so boring. And
- 1:22:31Speaker 2: now I hear our seat clips of all these churches
- 1:22:35Speaker 2: where there's like, you know, they got bands. Yeah, there's
- 1:22:39Speaker 2: all kinds of stuff going on. Yeah, or how about
- 1:22:44Speaker 2: how about this guy my buddy, my buddy Riz sent
- 1:22:46Speaker 2: this to me yesterday. I'm not sure where this guy
- 1:22:50Speaker 2: is a preacher or you know, where what what his
- 1:22:54Speaker 2: church is where he's at, but he was addressing his congregation.
- 1:23:00Speaker 1: Listen, let me tell you something. You want to have
- 1:23:02Speaker 1: sex with another man.
- 1:23:04Speaker 3: You want to go inside of his law and testine
- 1:23:07Speaker 3: and pack whatever is in there, pack his dumb.
- 1:23:11Speaker 1: I'm stacking it.
- 1:23:12Speaker 3: All up by you pushing in there and pushing it.
- 1:23:14Speaker 1: You want to do that, knock yourself out on me.
- 1:23:16Speaker 2: So I didn't get that at the church that we
- 1:23:19Speaker 2: went to, right, it would have it would have held
- 1:23:22Speaker 2: my attention a little bit more like now this is entertaining.
- 1:23:25Speaker 3: You want to pack another man's doodoo, that's your business.
- 1:23:29Speaker 3: If you didn't find delight in that, I find it
- 1:23:32Speaker 3: a borer. But if that's what packing another man's doodoo
- 1:23:37Speaker 3: brings you on, knock yourself out, bro.
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: I just want to tell you.
- 1:23:40Speaker 3: The Bible says a wrong. The Bible says is wrong.
- 1:23:44Speaker 3: But anybody else would have a brain well understand that
- 1:23:47Speaker 3: must be something wrong with you. You want to go
- 1:23:49Speaker 3: inside of another man's old and pack your dumb stuck
- 1:23:54Speaker 3: it all over you. I mean, that's what it's that,
- 1:23:56Speaker 3: that's what that place has made for.
- 1:23:59Speaker 1: How can you elevate that?
- 1:24:02Speaker 3: Pastor Manning, Pastor Manning, Pastor.
- 1:24:06Speaker 2: Man you see where the world is.
- 1:24:10Speaker 9: And look, Pastor Manning leads to learn a thing or
- 1:24:12Speaker 9: two about bottoming, because it's called preparatio.
- 1:24:14Speaker 7: Thank you.
- 1:24:18Speaker 2: He's not the and he's not the first person. I mean,
- 1:24:20Speaker 2: we have We've had years worth of these, uh, these
- 1:24:23Speaker 2: clips from some of these pastors, these homophobic pastors. Well
- 1:24:26Speaker 2: the one I think the guy he had more of
- 1:24:27Speaker 2: an axe to grind. I don't know that he's homophobic,
- 1:24:29Speaker 2: he's just anti his cleanliness. Oh yeah, yeah, Uh, this
- 1:24:34Speaker 2: one guy had an ax to grind. I guess his son,
- 1:24:37Speaker 2: you know, couldn't get someone to go to the dance
- 1:24:39Speaker 2: with him, and so that means that he must be lesbians.
- 1:24:43Speaker 2: Oh remember that guy.
- 1:24:45Speaker 27: Man, how many children are taken into these things, and
- 1:24:48Speaker 27: how many Christians are taking their kids off to see
- 1:24:51Speaker 27: the movie shows and produced by an organization that is
- 1:24:53Speaker 27: probably one of the strongest promo this is.
- 1:24:55Speaker 2: This is another guy though that's that's a different one.
- 1:24:57Speaker 2: The one I'm thinking about is this guy.
- 1:25:00Speaker 28: And we live in a time now brothers have been
- 1:25:03Speaker 28: so put down, can't get a job, a lot of
- 1:25:07Speaker 28: the sisters making more money than brothers, and has created
- 1:25:11Speaker 28: problems in families.
- 1:25:13Speaker 29: That's one of the reasons our family is breaking up.
- 1:25:16Speaker 20: And that's one of the reasons many of our women
- 1:25:18Speaker 20: are becoming lesbians.
- 1:25:22Speaker 29: You got to be careful when you say you don't
- 1:25:24Speaker 29: need no man, I can make it by myself.
- 1:25:28Speaker 20: Well, if you don't need a man, what's left lesbian?
- 1:25:33Speaker 2: Listen about the take.
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: Over a community. I'm talking about young girls.
- 1:25:37Speaker 12: Here.
- 1:25:38Speaker 30: My son in high school last year, trying to go
- 1:25:42Speaker 30: to the prom. He said, Dad, I ain't got nobody
- 1:25:44Speaker 30: to take to the prom because all the girls in
- 1:25:47Speaker 30: my class are gay and he but two of them
- 1:25:49Speaker 30: straight and both with the motherly.
- 1:25:52Speaker 1: I ain't got nobody to take to the prom.
- 1:25:56Speaker 20: Now, just you cannot cannot park here for a minute.
- 1:25:59Speaker 20: I ain't home because everybody in you got something wrong
- 1:26:03Speaker 20: with whoever you pull it. You put it your own.
- 1:26:07Speaker 1: Self, but you got some wrong with your life. But
- 1:26:09Speaker 1: when you get down to this.
- 1:26:10Speaker 29: Day, women falling down on another woman, shopping yourself.
- 1:26:14Speaker 1: Up with somebody, it ain't real.
- 1:26:18Speaker 6: That thing ain't got no feeling in it.
- 1:26:21Speaker 2: Strap on, Yeah it ain't.
- 1:26:27Speaker 7: And he goes on like, tell your son to be
- 1:26:29Speaker 7: hotter and more charming.
- 1:26:31Speaker 1: Yeah, the two straight girls are ugly.
- 1:26:33Speaker 7: Yeah, But if he sucks so bad, I'm sure they're
- 1:26:35Speaker 7: all being like, I'm going with the girl by.
- 1:26:39Speaker 4: Such a loser.
- 1:26:40Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly something women should do when they're young.
- 1:26:42Speaker 1: Yes, that's the time to experiment. You just said the
- 1:26:46Speaker 1: straight ones are ugly, So that means the lesbian ones
- 1:26:48Speaker 1: are hot. Yeah, makes it even everybody wins.
- 1:26:51Speaker 2: Yeah, So I don't know what they're scared of, you
- 1:26:54Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like, if you really are a
- 1:26:57Speaker 2: believer in God, and God will sort all the things
- 1:26:59Speaker 2: out like a god will sort it out.
- 1:27:01Speaker 8: And this is what I say to the most conservative
- 1:27:03Speaker 8: person that's so terrified of gay marriage becoming legal just
- 1:27:08Speaker 8: because the state says it's legal.
- 1:27:09Speaker 1: It's not like God's gonna let.
- 1:27:11Speaker 8: Him into heaven. Okay, So you can still sleep sound
- 1:27:17Speaker 8: every night knowing that goal line defense is up at
- 1:27:21Speaker 8: the pearly.
- 1:27:21Speaker 1: Gates, just going. Oh do you remember the commercials they ran.
- 1:27:26Speaker 8: It was a little girl that came running home from
- 1:27:28Speaker 8: school and she'd be like, mommy, mommy, mommy. The teacher said,
- 1:27:31Speaker 8: when I get older, I can marry a princess if
- 1:27:33Speaker 8: I want to.
- 1:27:34Speaker 1: And what are you going to do when your kid
- 1:27:35Speaker 1: says that?
- 1:27:38Speaker 8: And every parent in California's like, we're gonna have to
- 1:27:41Speaker 8: talk to our kids. Sorry, queers, nobody, that's as Beranzo's job.
- 1:27:47Speaker 8: So I want to hire the same little girl to
- 1:27:49Speaker 8: do commercials for me in the state of Utah. And
- 1:27:52Speaker 8: I want her to come running home and be like, mommy, mommy, mommy,
- 1:27:54Speaker 8: how come you're nine years older than me?
- 1:27:59Speaker 1: Because we'll learn and this doesn't add up.
- 1:28:02Speaker 8: Mommy, mommy, mommy, mom She's calling out to all of
- 1:28:05Speaker 8: her mother's Well be.
- 1:28:07Speaker 23: Right, we'll be right.
- 1:28:08Speaker 1: Well, be right back. It's not for everybody, ye are
- 1:28:14Speaker 1: probably you have to try it on. You have to
- 1:28:16Speaker 1: tumbu a film. He's a woody show.
- 1:28:22Speaker 2: Any day where Mario Lopez is getting dumped on is
- 1:28:25Speaker 2: a good day. He has a grade A douchebag.
- 1:28:30Speaker 7: Have you had encounters.
- 1:28:31Speaker 2: Every interaction casual or otherwise, just a grade A douche
- 1:28:40Speaker 2: Just a douche So I'm I'm psyched.
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: He's getting dumped on through loving it?
- 1:28:46Speaker 2: Yeah, I loving So you want to explain the situation here, Jeff,
- 1:28:48Speaker 2: you know more about this.
- 1:28:49Speaker 1: Than I did with Mustard or something.
- 1:28:51Speaker 9: Yeah he did.
- 1:28:52Speaker 21: Yeah, he did an AI video right with his niece
- 1:28:56Speaker 21: and it who's young, she's pretty. He seems to use
- 1:28:58Speaker 21: it on a lot of stuff, which is creepy kind
- 1:29:00Speaker 21: of because it's like, dude at your niece, you know
- 1:29:02Speaker 21: what I mean, Like he's just trying to get views
- 1:29:05Speaker 21: from dudes that follow him obviously, right.
- 1:29:07Speaker 2: And it's an AI generated video, right.
- 1:29:08Speaker 21: And this one, yeah, this one in particular is an
- 1:29:10Speaker 21: AI generated video. They pretended to be at a Dodgers game,
- 1:29:14Speaker 21: Greg and uh, they panned to her and she has
- 1:29:18Speaker 21: two hot dogs.
- 1:29:18Speaker 1: Yeah, and she.
- 1:29:19Speaker 21: Stuffs him in her mouth and then rubs the mustard shots.
- 1:29:24Speaker 1: That's the only thing I saw was the screenshot.
- 1:29:26Speaker 7: That is dirty aggressive, But it just to.
- 1:29:31Speaker 21: Me, it doesn't We're talking about it Woody and I
- 1:29:33Speaker 21: in the office, and it's like, dude, it doesn't make sense.
- 1:29:35Speaker 21: Why you put that out, Like, I mean, what's the point.
- 1:29:37Speaker 1: It's AI?
- 1:29:38Speaker 4: I mean, who are you appealing to by here?
- 1:29:40Speaker 1: It is juice?
- 1:29:41Speaker 7: Yeah, it's gross.
- 1:29:43Speaker 2: Mario sucks. Here's a little clip from video.
- 1:29:45Speaker 1: I can't take her anywhere.
- 1:29:47Speaker 6: Oh my god, look at you so good.
- 1:29:52Speaker 1: You're a mess the mustard.
- 1:29:56Speaker 2: You're right though, Just why Yeah, I just don't understand why,
- 1:29:59Speaker 2: Like does go anywhere.
- 1:30:00Speaker 1: There's no punchline, there's no purpose.
- 1:30:03Speaker 21: Yeah, it's hey, look at my hot knee stuff hot
- 1:30:05Speaker 21: dogs in her mouth.
- 1:30:06Speaker 2: And yeah, he took it down, but people already saved it.
- 1:30:09Speaker 2: They reposted everywhere. I mean it's legit odd.
- 1:30:12Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, probably a mistake.
- 1:30:14Speaker 2: I mean, that's your niece, you washed fifty two year
- 1:30:16Speaker 2: old weirdo. I hate I hate him so much. He
- 1:30:24Speaker 2: thinks he is so awesome, Like that's the vibe when
- 1:30:27Speaker 2: you're around him. That's the vibe that he gives off.
- 1:30:30Speaker 2: And I I have a number of experienced one from
- 1:30:32Speaker 2: the iHeart Radio Music Awards, another one from the iHeart
- 1:30:35Speaker 2: Radio Music Festival. Those those two things alone are all
- 1:30:40Speaker 2: I need to know. And I had heard all this stuff,
- 1:30:42Speaker 2: you know, all the different stories about him over the
- 1:30:44Speaker 2: years and whatever, uh you know, but then to witness
- 1:30:47Speaker 2: it firsthand, he's just a he's a diche. I mean, God,
- 1:30:52Speaker 2: he sucks.
- 1:30:53Speaker 1: Because he's treated like he's all that.
- 1:30:55Speaker 2: That's why you think, Oh yeah, yeah, for sure, it's
- 1:30:58Speaker 2: like whatever, man, Like, dude, you're the You're you're the
- 1:31:01Speaker 2: guy who comes on the TV to tell me about
- 1:31:03Speaker 2: what movies are available in my room? Oh yeah whatever, Yeah,
- 1:31:07Speaker 2: you're you're the on demand movie guy for hotels like
- 1:31:11Speaker 2: take it easy, dog. You were on a show a
- 1:31:14Speaker 2: billion years ago.
- 1:31:16Speaker 1: Take it easy. He's the Neil Patrick Harris of the day.
- 1:31:19Speaker 1: But Neil Patrick Harris, I met him. He's super nice.
- 1:31:22Speaker 1: I'm not saying he's up where you turn on the
- 1:31:25Speaker 1: Hotel TV. There he is turned on this award show,
- 1:31:28Speaker 1: is going to this concert. There he is manace.
- 1:31:31Speaker 21: Did I miss anything out of that video? You're the
- 1:31:33Speaker 21: social guy, so you probably saw a lot of Yeah.
- 1:31:35Speaker 6: I mean I saw it on the news last night
- 1:31:37Speaker 6: with no audio, and I just thought, yeah, I want
- 1:31:44Speaker 6: to go like sexual with it. I think, like guys,
- 1:31:47Speaker 6: obviously because she's attractive, they they went sexual with it.
- 1:31:51Speaker 6: But I think he was trying to be how would
- 1:31:53Speaker 6: it not be? I mean I watched it trying to
- 1:31:56Speaker 6: make it look like she's being disgusting. I mean, if you,
- 1:31:59Speaker 6: if you, if you really want to like look at it.
- 1:32:02Speaker 6: What I was gonna say is, uh, he is trying
- 1:32:05Speaker 6: to be funny and it's not funny.
- 1:32:07Speaker 1: You know this part too, Yeah, yeah, it's just not funny.
- 1:32:10Speaker 13: But he has for shoving two hot dogs into her
- 1:32:12Speaker 13: mouth and then her like upper body is like shaking
- 1:32:15Speaker 13: in an awkward way that like it does make it
- 1:32:18Speaker 13: sexual and then it's like rubbing her face.
- 1:32:21Speaker 7: It's I found it to be very sexual.
- 1:32:23Speaker 6: Yeah, you found it to be sexual. That's what I'm
- 1:32:26Speaker 6: just saying, Like we put that on if she was
- 1:32:29Speaker 6: like not attractive and it was ice cream and it
- 1:32:32Speaker 6: was the same thing, We're like, oh, look that's disgusting.
- 1:32:35Speaker 1: It's just because she's good looking, that's why. But see,
- 1:32:38Speaker 1: that's kind of the point I'm making.
- 1:32:39Speaker 4: It's like, why do that to your niece?
- 1:32:41Speaker 12: Right?
- 1:32:41Speaker 4: Like that, like why put her why put that video
- 1:32:44Speaker 4: out where it can be.
- 1:32:45Speaker 1: Because because he thinks it's funny, right exactly. You know,
- 1:32:48Speaker 1: I don't understand that though, you know.
- 1:32:50Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just like some people just you know, have
- 1:32:53Speaker 6: no on what's actually funny and what's not.
- 1:32:55Speaker 2: You know, what do you guys think about Jonah Hill?
- 1:32:57Speaker 2: He's another guy.
- 1:32:58Speaker 7: He's he seems like an odd bird as an actor.
- 1:33:01Speaker 1: I like him, yeah, saying, but in the ether, out
- 1:33:04Speaker 1: in the wind, I've heard nothing but bad things like
- 1:33:07Speaker 1: cool or a douche. Really, yeah, I've met him.
- 1:33:10Speaker 21: He's he's kind of cool, Like, I mean, he loves
- 1:33:13Speaker 21: hip hop. What do you guys would probably talk about
- 1:33:15Speaker 21: hip hop?
- 1:33:15Speaker 1: Forever?
- 1:33:16Speaker 21: Hip hop he's like that guy, and when I had
- 1:33:19Speaker 21: an experience it was positive.
- 1:33:21Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's good to hear. Yeah, I don't know.
- 1:33:24Speaker 1: I can't get a good read on this guy.
- 1:33:26Speaker 2: I'm gonna sometimes I think he is in, you know,
- 1:33:29Speaker 2: an attempt to be funny and it comes off as douchey. Yeah,
- 1:33:32Speaker 2: it is not the intent.
- 1:33:34Speaker 7: He was awesome in the big short.
- 1:33:35Speaker 1: He was great and super I'm not talking about as
- 1:33:37Speaker 1: an act.
- 1:33:37Speaker 7: I'm saying he's super funny. But then you hear these stories,
- 1:33:39Speaker 7: You're like, really that guy.
- 1:33:41Speaker 2: Is he a guy that takes himself way too serious?
- 1:33:43Speaker 2: I think so, you know, or does he have now
- 1:33:46Speaker 2: the energy that humility?
- 1:33:48Speaker 1: Personally?
- 1:33:49Speaker 6: I think he gives off is a person that really
- 1:33:51Speaker 6: wants to be accepted and like tries hard to be accepted,
- 1:33:54Speaker 6: and so it comes off badly. Like Jeff, I met
- 1:33:58Speaker 6: him here in the hallway.
- 1:34:00Speaker 1: He was cool.
- 1:34:00Speaker 7: And he also doesn't like wait jokes, that's a big one.
- 1:34:03Speaker 7: Like he's very very sensitive to that sort of thing.
- 1:34:06Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of uh, you know, nighttime talk
- 1:34:10Speaker 1: shows that have clips going around where he's confronted about
- 1:34:12Speaker 1: his weight and he shuts down and how do you say,
- 1:34:15Speaker 1: is it jiu jitsu.
- 1:34:16Speaker 2: How do you say jiu jitsu, jiu jitsu, jiu jitsu, okay,
- 1:34:21Speaker 2: not jiu JITs Okay, I'd say a tongue twister jiu jitsu.
- 1:34:26Speaker 1: Jiu jitsu.
- 1:34:27Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah. For whatever reason, man, that one feels
- 1:34:30Speaker 2: hard to say.
- 1:34:31Speaker 1: Okay. He is trained in Brazilian jiu jitsu.
- 1:34:35Speaker 2: And uh, you know, because a lot of dudes think
- 1:34:37Speaker 2: they could probably take Jonah Hill, right, oh yeah, like universal.
- 1:34:41Speaker 2: Now here's what he had to say. This is an
- 1:34:43Speaker 2: appearance on the SmartLess podcast with Jason Bateman and Will
- 1:34:47Speaker 2: Arnett and Sean Hayes. This is uh, this is Jonah Hill.
- 1:34:50Speaker 27: My favorite thing is people are like, oh, Jonah Hill,
- 1:34:52Speaker 27: fat guy from super Bow, And I'm like, I would
- 1:34:55Speaker 27: annihilate I'm not kidding every fight.
- 1:34:59Speaker 6: If you see me, try it, you are way bigger
- 1:35:03Speaker 6: than me.
- 1:35:04Speaker 1: I have like find out. Okay, I mean I see
- 1:35:07Speaker 1: his point that he's no longer the fat kid from
- 1:35:10Speaker 1: super Bad that was how many decades ago.
- 1:35:13Speaker 2: I don't see him as a as like a badass,
- 1:35:15Speaker 2: tough guy. Take me, man, try it, bro.
- 1:35:20Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 1:35:20Speaker 2: I mean, it's one of it's like a careful what
- 1:35:22Speaker 2: you wish for I wish you would bro let me
- 1:35:25Speaker 2: take Yeah, it's nice that you took a jiu jitsu.
- 1:35:30Speaker 2: That's cool.
- 1:35:31Speaker 1: It's like the guy takes the karate the karate class
- 1:35:33Speaker 1: and feels.
- 1:35:34Speaker 2: Like he's, you know, untouchable.
- 1:35:36Speaker 1: Now.
- 1:35:37Speaker 6: I was going to podcast break down this this comment,
- 1:35:40Speaker 6: and they're like, man, it sucks because he just heightened
- 1:35:43Speaker 6: what he doesn't want.
- 1:35:44Speaker 1: Now people are gonna try him. You know.
- 1:35:47Speaker 6: Actually there's gonna be me heads that you don't want
- 1:35:50Speaker 6: to mess with it. Just continue to say the things
- 1:35:54Speaker 6: that he doesn't want.
- 1:35:55Speaker 2: Yeah, like I want to I want to like him,
- 1:35:57Speaker 2: you know, but like he uh, he's tough. He's a
- 1:36:00Speaker 2: tough read.
- 1:36:01Speaker 7: Well, I like the pictures of him, like surfing and
- 1:36:03Speaker 7: you know, just doing all these things you wouldn't expect
- 1:36:05Speaker 7: Jonah Hill to do. But yeah, you don't have to
- 1:36:06Speaker 7: be crazy about it.
- 1:36:07Speaker 2: Sea Beast, do you think you could take him?
- 1:36:09Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:36:10Speaker 9: That's the thing with jiu jitsu is it's great when
- 1:36:12Speaker 9: you're lying on the ground with a guy.
- 1:36:17Speaker 2: I don't know anything.
- 1:36:17Speaker 6: About it, but people that are commenting are saying what
- 1:36:19Speaker 6: Sea Best is saying, like, oh, we would take a
- 1:36:22Speaker 6: boxer over a ju jujitsu guy any day, because yeah,
- 1:36:31Speaker 6: they say, don't quote me because I know nothing about it.
- 1:36:34Speaker 6: They said that you have to get kind of close
- 1:36:35Speaker 6: to the person first.
- 1:36:37Speaker 9: There's there a bunch of funny memes where it's like
- 1:36:38Speaker 9: it's like how jiu jitsu guys do street fights and
- 1:36:41Speaker 9: it's just a guy lagging the payment ready to grapple
- 1:36:43Speaker 9: with you. That's not how street fights start. I mean again,
- 1:36:46Speaker 9: if you're down there, it's Steven Sagal wing not wing chung,
- 1:36:50Speaker 9: but something else alays close.
- 1:36:54Speaker 1: So yeah, that's nothing like that. Everybody sandwiches because it is.
- 1:36:59Speaker 2: It kind of like that guy that you see online
- 1:37:03Speaker 2: every once in a while where you know he it's
- 1:37:06Speaker 2: clearly bs videos where he says that he can like
- 1:37:09Speaker 2: just use the energy to that's ae keto. That's the
- 1:37:13Speaker 2: same kind of stuff like Steven Seagal does.
- 1:37:14Speaker 1: Right of self Defense, well.
- 1:37:16Speaker 7: It's it's literally because I took it in college. It's
- 1:37:19Speaker 7: literally just being able to get away from someone, but
- 1:37:21Speaker 7: you can't kick anybody.
- 1:37:22Speaker 2: And then some guy he was like a like a
- 1:37:24Speaker 2: MMA kind of guy. He fought this dude and kicked
- 1:37:27Speaker 2: his antause you don't strike anybody for.
- 1:37:30Speaker 7: Real, No, it's just about getting away, right.
- 1:37:32Speaker 1: But yeah, but you know, jiu jitsu is a great thing.
- 1:37:34Speaker 9: And you again you'll see people beat people in them
- 1:37:37Speaker 9: in UFC using it, but you have to be on
- 1:37:39Speaker 9: the ground with them. And in this case, Jonah Hill
- 1:37:41Speaker 9: would have to you know, double leg take down you,
- 1:37:44Speaker 9: which means he's avoiding your fists and your knees and
- 1:37:48Speaker 9: your kicks and any other thing hopefully to get you down,
- 1:37:52Speaker 9: which is just not realistic. And again, it's much smarter
- 1:37:54Speaker 9: to just know it and have that quiet confidence. But
- 1:37:57Speaker 9: to say it on a podcast, Yeah, yeah, saying come
- 1:38:00Speaker 9: at me, bro, it's not smart.
- 1:38:02Speaker 2: Uh, didn't Penn and Teller when they had that show Bullish,
- 1:38:06Speaker 2: they did a whole segment about martial arts, right about
- 1:38:09Speaker 2: how it's just a scam to get parents to spend
- 1:38:11Speaker 2: all this money because you have to spend all this
- 1:38:13Speaker 2: money to uh, to achieve the different levels of the belts, right,
- 1:38:18Speaker 2: and he goes you never see anything in the news
- 1:38:20Speaker 2: about like oh attack thwarted by man and black belt
- 1:38:24Speaker 2: and there were using these examples.
- 1:38:27Speaker 9: And that was that came out a long time not
- 1:38:30Speaker 9: a long time ago, but right before the MMA got big.
- 1:38:32Speaker 9: And that's what the MMA has shown is that because
- 1:38:35Speaker 9: you can do you could do pretty much anything, especially
- 1:38:37Speaker 9: if you go back to the original UFC fights where
- 1:38:39Speaker 9: they're doing nad kicks and all kinds of stuff. And
- 1:38:42Speaker 9: what we found is that boxing, kitbox, kickboxing, and again
- 1:38:46Speaker 9: when you're on the ground already, jiu jitsu are the
- 1:38:49Speaker 9: top fighting styles because nobody's going in there with karate kicks. Sorry,
- 1:38:53Speaker 9: and I know John Jones has thrown some stuff, but
- 1:38:55Speaker 9: that's that's just kickboxing stuff.
- 1:38:57Speaker 2: Well Jonah Hill, Uh, we'll look forward to the update
- 1:39:02Speaker 2: when somebody tries him.
- 1:39:04Speaker 1: I know happen Like he's a young buck either, he's
- 1:39:08Speaker 1: in his forties.
- 1:39:09Speaker 2: Yeah, why invite the show?
- 1:39:16Speaker 1: Well? I guess who got a ticket? Guys? Oh, no ticket?
- 1:39:23Speaker 1: Than not Greg? Greg?
- 1:39:27Speaker 2: Guess who has gotten two tickets in the last three weeks?
- 1:39:31Speaker 7: Wow, somebody wasted it?
- 1:39:33Speaker 2: Gay not Gina, dumb ass Tyler? Oh tickets too.
- 1:39:41Speaker 7: It happens.
- 1:39:43Speaker 31: I have no idea how it happened. Well, okay, I
- 1:39:45Speaker 31: know how, I'm sure you do. Yeah one of them.
- 1:39:47Speaker 31: I was definitely speeding. But it just makes me mad
- 1:39:51Speaker 31: because I hadn't gotten the ticket or gotten pulled over
- 1:39:53Speaker 31: and over nine years. And then in the span of
- 1:39:56Speaker 31: three weeks, I got two tickets.
- 1:39:57Speaker 2: So the speeding one, like, how fast were you going?
- 1:39:59Speaker 31: I I think I was going at least fifteen over okay,
- 1:40:03Speaker 31: so on all residential, but like on a main street.
- 1:40:08Speaker 31: And the worst part is it was a Sunday. There
- 1:40:10Speaker 31: was nobody on that street.
- 1:40:11Speaker 1: So why are we pulling the end of the month?
- 1:40:16Speaker 25: Yeah?
- 1:40:16Speaker 31: Actually yeah, I.
- 1:40:17Speaker 1: Was the month. Yeah, that's why you got to relax.
- 1:40:20Speaker 2: And what was the other one?
- 1:40:21Speaker 31: The other one? So I didn't notice that there's this
- 1:40:25Speaker 31: one area by my apartment and I never noticed it.
- 1:40:28Speaker 31: You can't turn right on a red and I didn't
- 1:40:31Speaker 31: see the sign because it's kind of out of you.
- 1:40:33Speaker 31: So the guy pulled me over. I explained that I
- 1:40:35Speaker 31: didn't see it. He's like, okay, cool, no problem, So
- 1:40:38Speaker 31: you let me go for that. But he gave me
- 1:40:39Speaker 31: a ticket because my tint is too dark.
- 1:40:42Speaker 1: Oh yeah, at least in his opinion, his opinion.
- 1:40:46Speaker 6: What are you talking about, dude, it's limo black.
- 1:40:49Speaker 1: You cannot see through it. I got I said.
- 1:40:51Speaker 31: When they got it done, I said to make it
- 1:40:53Speaker 31: dark as legally possible.
- 1:40:54Speaker 1: And I still have the paperwork to back it up.
- 1:40:55Speaker 1: So that one. I'm gonna fight you. There's no way that.
- 1:41:00Speaker 2: Yeah, if it's if it's super dark like that, there's
- 1:41:02Speaker 2: no way it is legal. I'm glad because I see those.
- 1:41:04Speaker 9: I see him doing cartnards all the time, and I'm like,
- 1:41:06Speaker 9: that can't be because I'll have driver's side window tinted
- 1:41:08Speaker 9: black at night.
- 1:41:09Speaker 1: Yeah, which is that's his car?
- 1:41:10Speaker 2: Oh good, Your driver's window shouldn't be tinted at all.
- 1:41:13Speaker 1: Tyler. Do you suffer from migraines? Have you been diagnosed
- 1:41:16Speaker 1: with my yes, get your doctor to right, Okay, I'll
- 1:41:20Speaker 1: do that. Okay, does that work allegedly? That's okay?
- 1:41:27Speaker 2: Yeah, it's one of those like did you know what
- 1:41:29Speaker 2: I heard?
- 1:41:30Speaker 7: How many of your windows are tinted like that except.
- 1:41:32Speaker 1: For the windshield? Yeah, I walk up to the choir.
- 1:41:35Speaker 1: I can't tell if he's in the car. Dude.
- 1:41:37Speaker 2: When I when I want to get the windows done
- 1:41:39Speaker 2: for my car, and I'm like the same thing I said,
- 1:41:41Speaker 2: Hey man, you know, put it like one shade. I want, Yeah,
- 1:41:44Speaker 2: one sade above where they're gonna have. I don't want
- 1:41:46Speaker 2: any hassle, that's all thing. You're also you're trusting the
- 1:41:49Speaker 2: windowed window tint guy to know the law.
- 1:41:52Speaker 31: He did tell me, uh, the cop did tell me that. Look, honestly,
- 1:41:55Speaker 31: the back ones and then the back windshield, like those
- 1:41:58Speaker 31: can stay. He's like, the drivers won in the passenger
- 1:42:01Speaker 31: side one need to go. I'm still going to try,
- 1:42:03Speaker 31: and that would look bad.
- 1:42:06Speaker 2: You don't want to the aesthetic because the guy went
- 1:42:09Speaker 2: to ended up, you know, trying to tell me about
- 1:42:11Speaker 2: how No, you got to do the windshield, and you
- 1:42:13Speaker 2: gotta do the the two front you know, driver's side
- 1:42:16Speaker 2: windows and everything else. So I went for it.
- 1:42:18Speaker 1: The windshield, the windshield.
- 1:42:20Speaker 31: I found out you can't go past a certain tint
- 1:42:23Speaker 31: on the windshield or else.
- 1:42:24Speaker 6: It's completely Now, why did you want it?
- 1:42:26Speaker 31: Because when I originally got in my car, you could
- 1:42:29Speaker 31: see like everything, these windows were clear as day. You
- 1:42:32Speaker 31: could see you could directly see to it, like in
- 1:42:34Speaker 31: the middle of the night.
- 1:42:35Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, I like my I'm not sitting
- 1:42:39Speaker 1: there doing anything, but I like my privacy.
- 1:42:42Speaker 9: You can like it all you want, but it's actually
- 1:42:44Speaker 9: smarter to have untitted windows because then thieves will know
- 1:42:46Speaker 9: there's nothing back there.
- 1:42:48Speaker 1: And according to okay, I could slightly see that slightly okay,
- 1:42:51Speaker 1: according to AI. Chronic migraine sufferers can qualify for a
- 1:42:54Speaker 1: signed doctor certificate or exemption in many regions, including yours.
- 1:43:00Speaker 6: Like, now, it looks like he has bags of weed
- 1:43:02Speaker 6: in it.
- 1:43:03Speaker 1: Did uh did you see the.
- 1:43:06Speaker 2: I think it's a new jersey. The cops, you're gonna
- 1:43:08Speaker 2: hate this greg So there, you know, there's a lot
- 1:43:11Speaker 2: of people are distracted driving, texting the whole thing, right,
- 1:43:16Speaker 2: So they have this new thing they're doing to fight. Yeah, okay,
- 1:43:19Speaker 2: this is a new jersey. They're dressing up basically like
- 1:43:22Speaker 2: a sniper. Wood they're covered in they look like a
- 1:43:25Speaker 2: bush and they're blending into the background. They got a
- 1:43:28Speaker 2: pair of binoculars. I got a picture here.
- 1:43:31Speaker 1: Yeah, and then uh, and then what they do is
- 1:43:33Speaker 1: they radio ahead to one of the other options.
- 1:43:38Speaker 2: I mean, look at these guys.
- 1:43:41Speaker 7: Cali suit, but you don't.
- 1:43:46Speaker 1: It's hilarious.
- 1:43:47Speaker 9: You don't even need that suit, Like, forget the suit.
- 1:43:49Speaker 9: You could you could just stand behind the pole and
- 1:43:50Speaker 9: people would because they're distracted exactly. I mean, the suit
- 1:43:56Speaker 9: is hilarious. If I got a ticket from that guy,
- 1:43:59Speaker 9: I'd be fine with that, Like that's hilarious. Like, well,
- 1:44:02Speaker 9: you don't get a ticket from him. You'll get a
- 1:44:03Speaker 9: ticket from his buddy.
- 1:44:04Speaker 1: That's how I found out I got the ticket.
- 1:44:06Speaker 7: Yeah, that's remember that bush by that pole.
- 1:44:08Speaker 32: Same parts of New Jersey have proven there anything but
- 1:44:12Speaker 32: bush league and Dunellen disguised himself as a shrub to
- 1:44:17Speaker 32: identify distracted drivers. Hey, you gotta do whatever you can
- 1:44:20Speaker 32: these days. He got license plate numbers using a pair
- 1:44:23Speaker 32: of binoculars, then radioed ahead to officers who made the stops. Together,
- 1:44:28Speaker 32: they nabbed seventy four drivers.
- 1:44:31Speaker 1: Wow, rule against that.
- 1:44:34Speaker 6: What at that?
- 1:44:40Speaker 1: You're beating around the bush? Look out for pruity shears and.
- 1:44:44Speaker 2: Oh my god, beating around the bush. That's really good stuff.
- 1:44:49Speaker 1: Law enforcement.
- 1:44:52Speaker 8: One.
- 1:44:54Speaker 2: What was the however to the tickets?
- 1:44:57Speaker 31: One of them I don't know, Like the tinting one,
- 1:45:00Speaker 31: it hasn't shown up on the thing yet. But the
- 1:45:02Speaker 31: speeding one is wrong. What do you mean, like because
- 1:45:05Speaker 31: if they put it into the system and then it
- 1:45:06Speaker 31: takes a minute for it to pop into the system.
- 1:45:08Speaker 2: But they give you the ticket, it doesn't say how
- 1:45:09Speaker 2: much it is. I don't remember it's been.
- 1:45:14Speaker 31: The speeding one did pop up, and that one's about
- 1:45:17Speaker 31: like four hundred that it's expensive, So you have a
- 1:45:22Speaker 31: lot of hand out, and I'm gonna have to do
- 1:45:24Speaker 31: traffic school, doesn't get it, get get merit off my
- 1:45:27Speaker 31: record or whatever other points.
- 1:45:28Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, damn.
- 1:45:30Speaker 31: Like two tickets after I didn't get one for nine years,
- 1:45:32Speaker 31: two and three weeks. Yep, annoying all You should have
- 1:45:35Speaker 31: shown them your cans. Yeah, yeah, says I dropped the weight.
- 1:45:38Speaker 31: They're not really there anymore.
- 1:45:41Speaker 1: Join fun. All right, thank you very much, Greg Gory,
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- 1:46:04Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to this big.
- 1:46:06Speaker 2: Radio convention, so we're gonna be gone for the next
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- 1:46:37Speaker 2: Greg Gory parting words wisdom please.
- 1:46:39Speaker 1: Yeah, choose a lazy person to do a hard job,
- 1:46:41Speaker 1: because the lazy person will find the easy way to
- 1:46:44Speaker 1: do it.
- 1:46:45Speaker 6: True.
- 1:46:46Speaker 1: Actually not bad advice, that's pretty good. Yeah, so keep
- 1:46:50Speaker 1: an eye out for lazy people. Yeah.
- 1:46:52Speaker 2: Sometimes it won't be done to the quality that you
- 1:46:56Speaker 2: are hoping for, I'm sure, but it'll be done. It'll
- 1:46:58Speaker 2: be done exactly, all right, Thank you very much, Greg
- 1:47:02Speaker 2: Goryam gitwood We thank you so much for giving the
- 1:47:04Speaker 2: Woie Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know,
- 1:47:06Speaker 2: we loved.
- 1:47:06Speaker 1: Appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
- 1:47:09Speaker 1: suck it. We will catch you back here on Wednesday.
- 1:47:11Speaker 1: Have a great day, s MD double M. I quit
- 1:47:14Speaker 1: this bitch,