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135: Seeking Sister Wife - Seeking Something Real (S5 E3) · Reality TV Cringe

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Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one of your hosts,
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Delia here with my real tight homegirl and my daughter in law beat What's
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up? Host? We are here today to talk Seeking Sister Wife, which
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Beatrice just told me before we turned on the recorder that this is your favorite
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show that we're currently watching. Yeah, because I just fucking love it.
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I think everybody on the show is crazy. I love all the couple dynamics.
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There's so much to talk about, especially with Garrick and fucking Danielle.
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I mean, but all of them, I mean, Shane and Ashley,
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like all of them. I've got some things to say about these relationships.
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And the thing that strikes me is that it feels way more authentic than Seeking
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Brother Husband. I mean, it's still somewhat screw did. I'm sure the
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producers are still in there stirring the pot, but it just feels like these
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are real couples who are actually trying to bring in partners to their relationships.
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If it's interesting, oh yeah, way more interesting Seeking Brother Husband. Yeah,
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so fucking weird. And you could totally tell the ones that are just
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doing this to cheat, like Garrick, all of them. I mean pretty
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much. Which ones aren't doing it to cheat. I mean some of them
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seem like they have like a good set up. Nick the Davis family,
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he's wanted to cheat, honey, well yeah, but definitely wanting to cheat.
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The women seem happy with it. Yeah, I understand, But I
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do think it's all sexually driven. I mean, we were introduced to a
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new couple in this episode where the wife comes from a polygamous background because she
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had a father who was some sort of a religious man who searched the Bible
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for scriptures to justify his need to cheat on his wife. Yeah, but
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that's the only remotely religious inclination that I find in the show, is that
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one. Everybody else just wants to fuck, oh for sure. I mean
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they've had religious people before, like on prior seasons and stuff, and it
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made a little bit more sense. But of course they get rid of them
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every time. Yeah, because they're not as interesting if they're just a bunch
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of Mormons or whatever. Right, I find that interesting. Yeah, I
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would like a little bit more of that. Yeah, because we're from the
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Sister Wives plaithfill fundamentalist side of things, So I like to peel the layers
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away but in short, we're digging it, yes, hardcore. Now,
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how are you feeling because last week you were sick a little bit. Well,
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on Thursday when we recorded, I was fine. I was like,
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oh, it's just my voice or whatever. And then the next day I
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don't know what happened. I'm like literally dying down for the count. Yes,
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all week and I'm just like fucking hacking up alone dying. They going
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around. I know. I was pissed off about it because all y'all motherfuckers
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got sick, are you? Yeah? And your husband, your daughter,
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everybody got sick. And then I somehow was unscathed. I was like,
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yes, my immune system is the shit right now, and then I get
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it. Wah. Yeah, So I'm fine. I sound like shit,
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but it's fine. You really don't. But your wife doesn't have it.
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No, she had it before. I don't have it. Yeah, my
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husband doesn't have it this time. It's just you. Well, I feel
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great, you know, honey. I got like night upon night of like
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eight hour plus sleep. That's great fun. I cannot tell you how valuable
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it is for me to get like seven or eight solid deep sleep, dreaming
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hard like that is so good for me I wake up, I feel so
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good. I go for a walk, I pretend to exercise around my neighborhood.
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I take my dog, I cook food, I clean, I'm so
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productive, read, I read my smart Oh girl, you've been doing such
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a good attitude. Stop. Well, you didn't have any like benadryl or
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nothing in your system. No, wow, I haven't been doing benadrol for
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a while. Good. The last time I did benadrol was when I was
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six. So I would force myself to sleep because the only way I get
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over illness is if I sleep. Pardon long. Well that's because sleep is
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like the best for your body. But you haven't been getting it. No,
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I haven't. What we're you gonna say about the astrological waves and vibes
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right now? Girl, Okay, so we're just leaving Piscey season, all
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right, we're getting into Aries season, which is the astrological new year.
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Everything's starting up. It's spring time. Everything's beginning. And what we have
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coming up, yeah, brace yourselves. We have mercury retrograde. Oh god,
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not again, No, seriously, starting on April first, So right
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now, we're in the shadow period of mercury retrograde. We're already feeling it.
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And then next Monday, on the twenty fifth, we're gonna have a
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lunar eclipse in Libra. And then like right after that, on April eighth,
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we have a total solar eclipse in Aries. Like all of this shit
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is happening in Aries season. Yeah, so it's gonna be HELLI chaotics.
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So we have a solar eclipse in Mercury retrograde right after a lunar eclipse,
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which is insane. I know you guys don't know what the fun I mean
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if you had never told me that, I would I have noticed anything.
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No, yeah, personally, yeah, But but what you're saying is there's
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potential for shit to go left. Oh definitely chaotic. Yeah, it's definitely
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gonna be chaotic. Yeah. To have a Mercury retrograde in Aries season,
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it's like that's just gonna make everything way worse. Everybody's gonna be all reactive
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and stuff, and exes are gonna be coming out, and past people are
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gonna be coming into your lively. Yeah, not mine, I hope they
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try. Oh my god, I haven't heard from you. Oh my god,
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what m he told me? Uncensored? Okay, uncensored okay, back
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you. All right, let's get into this episode. We are in season
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five. This is episode three entitled Seeking Something Real? What is that in
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reference this to real that I can feel in my loins? Yeah? Up
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in my pam. Yeah. We start this episode with your favorite in mind,
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the Merry Fields, i e. Garrick and Danielle. Now, just
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to refresh your memory, Garrick is a translucent person who wears wife beaters and
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who is a sex pest. Uh huh. Danielle is a doormat who for
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some reason, believes that she's doing this for a spiritual reason. She's brainwashed,
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dude. Does she really believe she's doing this for a spiritual reason to
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please God in her ministry of suffering and loneliness? Yeah? I think Garreck
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convinced her that it's a spiritual reason. God told them to be Polgamus.
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Wow. So that's Danielle and they've got two sons. And as you might
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remember, last season, Garrick and Danielle we courding Roberta from Brazil. Well
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that didn't work out. She stole ten thousand doll hairs, yeah, from
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them, And now they're courting a new girl. Also from Brazil who looks
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a lot like Roberta. Yeah, twenty five year old Natalia. Ugh.
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Last we were with them, Natalia was unable to get on her flight from
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Brazil to Cancun. Yep, but apparently that worked out NASA. This episode,
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she's arriving with her mother. What did you think? Yeah? This
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was cringe A's fuck. I was like, wow, Okay, they said
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that magically, some it guy or something at the airport producer was able to
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get her passport in her documents or something and get her to Cancun. So
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stupid. But they all arrive at the villa that they rented forever. They
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arrive at the hotel first. Yeah. And the only reason I mentioned this
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is because Garrick, Danielle and their two sons right go down to the hotel
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lobby to receive Natalia and her mother, And I'm just like, couldn't we
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just wait? Couldn't Natalia come in and then we could go and have some
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dinner, some cocktails to see how the vibe is in person, before you
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expose your teenage sons to this new woman. No that grek, you just
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want to fuck? Yeah, No, they don't care. They're literally exposing
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their kids to this. They they did this with Roberta too. They met
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Roberta, they got attached to her, apparently they were calling her step mom.
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It was like a whole fucking thing. And now they're doing it another
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with another chippy. Now she's twenty five. She's only a little bit older
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than their teenage sons. Were so great, right, it's very it's very
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weird, it's gross. And Danielle's just got this fake smile on her face,
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just being like super welcoming and so accepting of it. And she's like,
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Natalia's so cute, She's so pretty excited. I can't wait to have
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my sister wife. Meanwhile, she's dying in the side. And how weird
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for Natalia, some twenty five year old girl. So she's younger than you,
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my age, my twenty five year old Natalia to like not just be
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greeted by Garrick but also his weird wife, dor matt wife and then his
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two kids. Well, when you got your mother there, this is all
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very strange to me. It's what I'm saying, it's super fucking weird.
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And then Natalia, in her talking head, says that she's been talking to
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both of them so I guess Garrek was the one that reached out to her
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first on the dating apps, the Christian dating apps, you know, and
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then Danielle was the one Christian dating apps. Well, I'm lying, okay,
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it's definitely not Christian dating app. It's like tinders. Do they meet
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though? Like, how do you recruit polygamous partners for your weird sex cult?
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Well you could do that on any dating app. When I was on
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the dating apps, people were approaching me all the time in relationships and polygamists
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ew so high, ew really to like bring you in as a third Oh
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my god? All the time? Oh okay, I don't know, it's
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been so long. Yeah, it's been a way too long for you.
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No. Like all the time people would be calling messaging me and being like,
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hey, yeah, I know you're a lesbian, but do you want
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a joy by straight marriage? And I'm like, no, thanks, it's
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just weird. I don't even know how this happens. And I'm just trying
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to put myself in the point of view of Natalia, like how are you
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feeling like you're a young girl, You're coming to a new country, You're
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like courting this couple. I don't think you've done this before. You're bringing
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your mother. She's probably traditional. It's just wiggedy, fucking whack green.
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Second, all Garrek cares about is getting that ass. That's it. Like
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as the day progresses, because they do move from the hotel, they go
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to this beautiful, tricked out villa because Gerrek and Danielle are real Jimmy,
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they're rich. And the entire time, like Garrek's petting her, he's touching
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her, hand on the leg, hand on the arm. I would have
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like beat him with brass knuckles until he died. Oh, I want to
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do that right now. I sent you a message on WhatsApp threatening his life
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and I had to delete it. Yeah, I'm like this is inappropriate,
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but like something about him makes me fucking crazy, Like I would break his
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fucking little spindly wrist. Well because he's a piece of shit. I can't.
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He's a piece, he's a sex pest, He's a fucking predator.
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How is this not sex trafficking? I mean it literally kind of is.
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I mean, I guess she's consenting, so it can't be officially sex trafficking,
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But like, how is this It's only different by degree? It's really
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gross. And I don't know what Natalia's end game is. I'm pretty sure
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it's just a green card. It's probably just to get into America. That's
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how it always is with these girls. But she's sit there saying shit like
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Garrek's so handsome. I just love his eyes. I'm like, really the
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same person, He's not even there. He is so vacant. I think
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I said it in the last pod. He is only animated by his lust
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and his desires for sex. Yes, And just to remind you, his
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own family I believe has disowned him because he's a fucking predator sex pest yea,
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because this is inappropriate. And now he's modeling and demonstrating that to his
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two young sons. I mean, like, who are they going to become,
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Dude, I don't know people online Garrick like a sociopath or a psychopath
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because he's just got those dead eyes. Ye. Like, it's so fucking
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weird. And I'm like, your teenage sons are getting to that age of
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like maturity, They're starting to think about girls or guys or whatever they're into.
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And I'm like, now you're teaching them that this is what relationships should
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be, Like what are they gonna turn into Are they gonna be fucking freaks
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too? Now they have access to the Internet and poorn and all of this
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shit, And I'm like, oh God, I'm afraid. Yeah. I
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think he's either raising deeply disturbed young men who are not going to know how
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to integrate into society as stand up men, and or he's going to be
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raising dudes who are just like my father was a sex pest and I'm not
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gonna be that guy. I'm gonna be good to women. I'm gonna learn
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how to do that. But like, Danielle's not teaching them how to treat
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a woman, She's allowing this fuck up to treat her like shit. In
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the name of Jesus, Yeah, and that's what you about it. Yeah.
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They fucking made an Instagram live like two days ago and they posted it
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on their IG and literally every single comment on there is telling Danielle leave this
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creep like he's a fucking perp. He's disgusting. He's not doing this for
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the right reasons, Like you're totally manipulated. This is not godly, Like
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everybody's calling her out and she's just ignoring it. And like on the IG
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live, she's got such a weird vibe about her, like she's like laughing
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and playing it live, and I'm like, you're a delusional Like you're literally
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just telling yourself this and laughing it off, like you're not upset by it.
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But your husband's cheating on you with all of these young chippies from Brazil,
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right, and you're just allowing it. Like what's their sex life?
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Like? Is it nonexistent? Or maybe they're Freakso maybe they're freaks, and
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maybe she's like trying to give him everything he could possibly want just so that
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she could keep him around e. But like he is motivated so carnaline because
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like when we get to this sonote, right, they're gonna go to this
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pond or this beautiful place they're all gonna swim, and we see Natalia in
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her bikini and Garrick says something like ooh la la, yeah, like ooh,
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she's so beautiful in her bikini, And this is when his touching of
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her really ramps up. And I'm like, if you were doing it for
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Jesus, because you thought there was some purpose to adding women to your family
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and children and populating our planet with Christians like you wouldn't be saying shit like
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that, making comments on her body, comments on her bikini, like you're
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gross, and for Danielle to allow it, Like, I don't have any
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respect for her. So if she's gonna live and everybody's calling her out and
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she's just gonna pretend like everything's okay, like then fuck her. Yeah,
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fuck her ure. Yeah, she replied to a couple comments of people being
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like this is really crazy, Like where the fuck does it say in the
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Bible that your husband should be allowed to cheat on you with Brazilian chicks?
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And she's like, it says it right here. Like she'll comment weird stuff
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like that, like no, it's in the Bible. It's fine. It's
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like, no, it's not. You're literally fucking delusional. Yeah, I'd
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like you to sit down with somebody who actually knows scripture like me. Yeah,
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yeah, and like who's not some freaked out fundamentalist evangelical person, but
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who could have a conversation with you about why it's something that's not legitimate.
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Yeah, But like she's scared to do that because she's trapped in a terrible
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marriage. And I also feel bad for her, but like she's facilitating his
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sex pestiness. Yes, it's super weird. And did you catch the comment
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Like when they were talking about the villa and they were talking about the sleeping
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arrangements, like Natalia's sleeping with her mom in the same room and Garrick and
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Danielle are sharing their own room. Danielle in her talking head tells Gerrick,
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no hanky panky, right, and he's like, well, yeah, unless
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there's a promise or a commitment for the future, right, I'm like,
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you're a fucking piece of shit. Yeah, And how is that supposed to
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happen? Like she's meeting you in person for the first time, and are
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you expecting her, as a twenty five year old young woman, to make
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a life commitment to you, your wife and your two sons right now?
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Like that's unreasonable? You really just want to fuck? Oh yeah, if
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I get any sense that she's to be committed to us, then we can
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get it on. And it's just so cringey. So at the snote,
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Natalia doesn't want to get in the water because there are bats, which is
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fine, this is a nothing burger. But I did notice in Danielle's talking
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head around this scene, she's just like, you know, it's kind of
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weird. I'm disappointed. I would have wanted her to like participate in what
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the family was doing. And frankly, you know, by this time when
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I had met Roberta, like the vibe was different. We were getting along
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so much better. I felt like I knew her and I had a friend.
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So she's feeling an absence of that click in and she's bummed out about
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it. Yeah, I'm like, it's literally day one. I know,
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it's literally day one, day two. Yeah, Well, that's like probably
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her expressing how uncomfortable she is with this whole process, Like it's way too
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fast. It's only four months after the whole Roberta thing came up. He
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made her a fucking ring, wants to propose to her on this trip,
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the first time meeting her in person. She's obviously uncomfortable. Yes, she's
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uncomfortable. But is Gerrick going to respect the fact that Danielle's uncomfortable, Like
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if she expresses to him, hey, I'm not vibing with her, I
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don't think she's a good for our family. He's not gonna respect that at
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all. He's gonna be like, will God still told me I need to
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propose to her, so I can beg her. So we're gonna do it
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because we're gonna honor God's word. Your word doesn't mean anything. And that's
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the problem that I'm seeing kind of across couples, Like we see this with
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Shane and Ashley, with Shane being like, yeah, it's a no from
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me with Grace and so it should be an automatic no for you, But
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all Ashley is saying like, well, I'll take that under consideration. No,
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bitch, you're in a marriage. Yeah, this is your primary relationship.
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If it's a no from him, it is a no from me.
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So it's just like people trying to take advantage of other people. Yes,
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and the weirdos that allow them and facilitate that. Yes, they're all great
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examples of non ethical monogamy, like as opposed to ethical non monogamy. Wait
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did I say that right? Yeah, non ethical monogamy. It's not ethical
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what Gerrik is doing, non ethical non non monogamy. Yes, that's what
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I meant. That's right, But same thing, you know, It's like,
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it's not the same thing as like Seeking Brother Husband, where if they
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were actually honest about the whole premise of the show that they were all polyamorous
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people, and they were all getting it and they were all enjoying it,
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and then we could actually see examples of that, it would be more interesting.
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But with these fucking people, all these women are getting jipped. They're
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just letting their husbands cheat on them, and I don't understand it. I
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don't either. I really don't either, but we'll continue to watch. Oh
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I do know that. Yeah, So the mara Field Family ends like at
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the end of the Sonote Day and Garrick is standing over Natalia. I'm just
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like watching him. My eye, I'm fucking my eyes on me, Garrek,
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I'm watching what you are doing standing over her kind of in an intimidating
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way to me. And she's sitting on the couch. She's tired. She's
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like, yeah, I just kind of want to go to bed. Is
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that a right? Can we just go to sleep? And he's like,
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yeah, baby, petting her, touching her, shows her to her room,
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continues to touch her, and this is where she gives like a to
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the camera interstitial and says, you know, he is massaging me all the
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time. He's very affectionate and I think I love him. Yeah. Okay,
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oh my god, Okay, really, just because he touches you and
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wants your poo nanny doesn't mean that he loves you or knows how to love.
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Nor should you give your heart to somebody who just touches you and you
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think that's affection. I don't get it. Now. Do you think she's
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like just young and naive and actually in love with him, or do you
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think she's just saying that because she wants a green card. I am airing
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on the side of green card. I think both are true. I mean
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she is young if she is twenty five, although people unbreaded or like twenty
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five, Really there's thirty five maybe thirty five. Yeah, I can say
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she's twenty five, but I think she's probably got some innocence. But at
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the same time, she has an agenda and that works for Gerrik. So
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he's like, I'm down, I'll bring it to do America as long as
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you bang me. Yeah, as long as you promised to commit to me,
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and then I bang it right fucking freak totally all right. Moving on,
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now we have the Davis family. Of course, that's Nick and Danielle
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and those other two women. I don't remember their names, I'm sorry,
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and Danielle. As we know, she left the home last time, and
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apparently she went and leased an apartment for herself, Like she got away,
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she's got a new apartment. She need some space, I need some space
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to think about what I'm doing. Okay, But she did agree to meet
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with a producer in her car and drive around a little bit, and the
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producer in her have a conversation about like where she's at. What did you
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think? Yeah? The producer's like, why'd you leave? And she says,
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I need some space to think things through. And they're like, well,
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did you say goodbye to the family. She's like, well, only
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vera. But then she starts crying. Yeah, which I felt, But
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let me give you some context because last season she was like this too.
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She was a crying, fucking mess the whole time time, a bit of
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a drama queen. Last season, it was the whole build up was whether
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or not she was gonna marry Nick because she wasn't cool with, you know,
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being a plural wife, Like she was kind of on the fence.
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She had never been non monogamous before and so she was like very scared about
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it, and so she was crying the whole entire time and then she ends
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up getting married to Nick. So this whole scene to me felt like it
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was just a producer plot point because they ain't got nothing else going on,
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which is fine whatever, Like it's just her crying about having to deal with
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dating. But I'm sure she's just gonna get over that and then they're gonna
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on board somebody either this season or next season. That's kind of what I
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wanted to talk to you about, because I'm like, you're coming into a
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family that has already established with two other wives, and so it's already a
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shit show. It's already kind of a different situation that you're gonna have to
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adjust around and make accommodations around. You've got a little girl that you claim
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to feel like a mother too. You're married to this man. In spirit,
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I guess you're married to this man like you're already doing something that's kind
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of I don't want to say edgy, but it's different. And you know
23:08
how they roll. You were the third to come into You were the Christine
23:11
Brown to come into the family. Maybe she's watching Sister Wives and she's what
23:15
happens to the third wife. Maybe she's going to become the basement wife,
23:19
or actually Christine was the basement wife when Robin came into the picture, but
23:22
everything falls apart with the fourth Yeah, but like, I just don't understand
23:26
how this is a shock to her, right, Like why did you say
23:29
yes in the first place? If this is such a big problem for you
23:32
you're already in an alternative family wake up. Yeah, she's helodramatic, but
23:36
I mean I also try to give her the benefit of the doubt because she's
23:38
like twenty four years old, so she's really fucking young and stupid and naive
23:42
and everything. And I mean, I can understand being nervous about having to
23:47
date somebody so quickly, Like they literally just got married spiritually last season,
23:52
you know, so it's it's kind of quick. But that's how Nick Davis
23:55
rolls. Like he's just das somebody, right, because you know, he's
23:59
bored home alone, think it all day with the child, right his books,
24:06
being a renaissance man, growing that big brain. I just don't really
24:10
know what he offers, Like how what is the what is your siren song
24:14
that lures in these gainfully employed younger women to want to just orbit around you
24:21
and give you their money and give you their vagina, Like, what do
24:25
you got going? I mean, maybe he's got big dick. Maybe his
24:26
dick game is solid box. Maybe it's the box and stuff. Maybe the
24:32
sex is great, is what I'm saying, But like, is there anything
24:34
else? No, why are these women doing this? I don't know.
24:37
It doesn't make any sense. I mean, I guess they get to pool
24:41
all their finances together because all these women are working, you know, so
24:45
you have three incomes, not Nicks, but not his. Yeah. I
24:49
just don't understand what the draw is I mean either. I mean maybe if
24:52
he was a billionaire, yeah, and he wanted a harem of women,
24:56
and he invited me to be a concubine and sure established me in his Ellacial
25:00
mansion, I'd be like, Okay, I'm getting something at it. Yeah,
25:03
I'm just wondering what these women are getting out of this. I don't
25:07
know. I far be it from me, Judge. Is the record in
25:10
a dumb study. They're weird, they are strange. Yeah, So we
25:15
leave off with them with Danielle coming back to this split level in Aurora,
25:19
Colorado to have a family discussion. Yeah, it's really fucking awkward. When
25:25
they're in the kitchen like they're talking about what they're gonna grill and other things.
25:30
But the one lady who's actually the mother what's her name, oh,
25:33
Jennifer, jen won't even look at Danielle. Did you notice that? Yeah,
25:37
she only talks to the other lady, what's her name, April?
25:41
April. She only looks at April. She will not look at Danielle.
25:44
So already it's not a good vibe. No, not at all, because
25:47
they're probably mad, and they're probably upset and hurt that she just left like
25:51
that because she didn't say anything to them. And then you're gonna go with
25:53
Lisa whole ass apartment, right, did she? Though? I mean probably
25:57
not. That's really the property. Come back in three days. Yeah,
26:02
really fucking dumb. They're gonna have this discussion next episode. I swear to
26:04
god, I'm calling it right now. It didn't finish in this episode.
26:07
Yeah, because they're outside having a barbecue eating a salad, and Nick is
26:12
just like, okay, well, obviously we have some things to talk about,
26:15
Like you do realize there are going to be other bitches right immediately,
26:19
very directly goes right into the problem in the family, and she starts crying
26:23
and gets up in leaps. She's like, no, I'm not okay with
26:26
the hot. I am not a gay with the hot and then storms off
26:30
to the bathroom in the basement level of the split level. I know that's
26:33
what I'm saying. We're gonna finish it out next episode, and then she's
26:37
gonna magically be like, Okay, you'll try. We'll try as long as,
26:41
like, you know, you communicate, I swear. So we're just
26:44
gonna be waiting for the fourth woman, because when they introduce a fourth woman,
26:48
Danielle is gonna lose hers. Yeah, oh for sure, Oh yes,
26:52
yes. Well, even April and Jennifer had their own little issues with
26:56
Danielle at the beginning, because you know, Nick was hanging out with her
27:00
a lot, He was banging her a lot at the very beginning. I
27:03
don't know what it's like now, what her orbit has settled into. Maybe
27:07
she's very far away from the sun, right, Maybe that's why she's upset.
27:11
Right, she's Pluto only gets fucked once a year or something. Is
27:14
she even a plant? Yeah? So I don't know. We'll see.
27:18
They're interesting to me only because of that dynamic, because Nick doesn't work he
27:22
has really nothing to offer any these women except his intellect or his dick maybe,
27:27
I mean in his big fucking twelve foot bed. Well that's why they
27:30
got the twelve foot bed, because he's like, think they're having orgies?
27:34
Isn't it a little bit implied? Or is it just my sick brain?
27:38
I mean I've been thinking that ever since I saw them on the show.
27:41
I'm like, why do you all sleep in the same bed though, and
27:45
like how do you rotate? Like who gets to cuddle Nick? You know
27:48
what I mean. Like it's like they say they have the boom boom room
27:51
and I'm like, well, maybe that's just because you want to do it.
27:53
Just what on want to have a different experience. Maybe there's a lot
27:56
of group sex. I'm just wondering, like, there's gotta be something else,
28:00
No judgment, I'm going to be watching those Yeah, me too.
28:03
All right, moving on, I think the next people we are over the
28:07
Ryanah from Texas on Becky and Justin an interesting new couple. And this is
28:19
the woman Becky who comes from a polygamous background. So now we finally have
28:23
some polygamous representation. Maybe she can speak to the dynamics of a traditional polygamist
28:30
family. She's been with Ryan since her early teens. They got married when
28:37
she was sixteen and he was nineteen. They have six charans. We've got
28:42
four of those chirns that are in the actual house. And Becky is the
28:48
one who is really excited to bring on sister wives because she comes from this
28:52
situation herself. Her father was what was he a pastor? Was he a
28:56
religious man? Yeah? They have like a church, and her father was
29:00
like the pastor of the church or whatever, and he was the one that
29:03
believed in polygamy. And so that's what they lived her whole life. And
29:07
then when she got married to what's his name, Justin. I can't remember
29:10
his name. Uh yeah, just Justin. He's so blank to me.
29:12
He's superscript. Oh my god, he's so or he can hardly see him.
29:17
Could never remember him. No, he's so fucking boring. But she's
29:21
the one that's like, Okay, let's start doing polygamy, which I'm like,
29:25
hmm, why, what's your motivation? Yep? I bet it's because
29:27
she's bored of fucking him. I bet she's like, we need to get
29:30
you another woman, because I'm tired of you. And your lip dick ass.
29:34
Oh god, that's dick. That's how cool. They've been married for
29:37
twenty five years. But it's like, and she even mentions it, I
29:41
would have loved to have sister wives when my kids were little, like when
29:45
that would be super helpful to me, But no time like the present.
29:48
I'm like, okay, so you're gonna wait until your kids are older,
29:52
y'all are older, and you're gonna bring in some young, beautiful woman and
29:56
you're okay with that. It just seems really sichistic to me. Totally.
30:00
It's super weird. I don't get it. It's either she doesn't want to
30:03
fuck him anymore, so she wants to get him some playthings, or she
30:07
secretly wants she want to secretly they all have threesomes and shit. Yeah,
30:12
but that's not spiritual. No, Mary told us they're not like that.
30:18
Yeah, it's not like that. What if they are in their church.
30:22
I don't get it, because Justin doesn't strike me as a very religious person.
30:26
No, he doesn't seem like he cares at all. No, and
30:27
he was saying that, you know the reason he's doing it is to find
30:32
an ally for the family. Well, why does your family need an ally
30:36
though, Like, you two seem to be working out pretty fine. You've
30:38
raised six kids, Like, why do we need an ally? What's going
30:41
on? You just want to fuck? Yeah, and your wife wants to
30:44
watch you fuck. Yeah. Maybe she's a cup Yeah, maybe she's a
30:48
cold, maybe she's sneaker in the corner in a chair. Stop watching them
30:52
fuck? Oh my god. But Justin does say that polygamy is not just
30:59
about having another sex partner. Sure, make sures to reiterate that. I'm
31:03
like, Okay, that's the only benefit for you, because if you tell
31:07
the truth, everybody will see you for the dog that you are. Like.
31:11
But I would respect you so much more if you just told the truth.
31:15
And the thing about Becky, she's weird to me. She's culty vibes
31:18
to me. She's fundamentalist weirdness to me, because she's like my father spent
31:22
a lot of time searching through the Bible for scriptures that would justify polygamy,
31:30
and he found them, and my father became a polygamist. But my mother
31:33
was kind of a loner, and so she never really appreciated the benefit of
31:40
having all of these other wives around. Well, I will appreciate it.
31:42
I'm not a loner. I want to have friends, I want to have
31:45
sisters, but my mother didn't. So that sounds to me it sounds very
31:49
coded, right, It sounds very culty coded as saying her mom didn't want
31:53
the polygamy. Her father fucking searched the Bible to force the polygamy because he
32:00
to fuck, and the mother suffered for the rest of her life. And
32:02
now Becky wants to do it. Why. Yeah, it's super fucking weird
32:07
her motivation and she's so like eager to do it and like eager to pick
32:12
up girls for her man. When we get to the bar, I'm like,
32:15
what the fuck. You're so bizarre to me, And I'm like,
32:19
are you gonna be okay being a basement wife. That's why I was like
32:21
wondering. Maybe she's fine with it, because she's like, cool, my
32:24
husband can fuck somebody else other than me for once, because she has six
32:29
kids with him. He doesn't look like he's like this amazing lay sexual dindon.
32:35
Yeah, No, not at all. They do mention that they were
32:38
in a relationship with somebody named Stephanie. Yeah, that they dated for like
32:43
nine months, but that she was very anxious about all of this, and
32:46
she didn't think her family would approve, and she was in and then she
32:51
was out. And so now they're looking for somebody just likes Stephanie but who's
32:55
not dominated by fear, which sounds like he thought she was hot, and
33:00
so he's looking for somebody who's hot but who isn't anxious. Yeah, And
33:06
he specifically said I love her like I loved Becky, like he used the
33:12
past tense. Oh god, I didn't even notice that. Yeah, I
33:14
watched it. I was like, huh, that's an interesting slip of the
33:16
tongue there. Like I'm like, maybe you didn't mean to say that,
33:20
but maybe you don't love your wife nomo. Maybe you're like, yeah,
33:23
I just want to love somebody else that's hot, you know, and young
33:25
and between her legs. Yeah. Yi. So let's get to the restaurant,
33:30
because they decide they're going to go out and see if they can find
33:32
some young, beautiful women for that looker Justine who's looking for a girl.
33:39
And they get to some dumb ass, nondescript restaurant, bar or there's nobody
33:46
there, except there happens to be a few women that are down the bar,
33:51
and Justin has no game whatsoever. He's got no plan, he doesn't
33:55
know how he's going to approach anyone. In fact, he's going to depend
33:59
on Becky to be his wingman. And so she spots somebody down the bar,
34:04
and as soon as she spots somebody, he's like, yeah, let
34:06
me go get my car, my business cards, because that's not lame.
34:08
I know, maybe you can call me later, maybe we could full christ
34:15
people don't do that anymore, No, just I know. And he keeps
34:19
making comments about how he's an old man. I'm like, yeah, you
34:22
are fucking using your phone flashlight to read the menu in the bar. I'm
34:25
like, what's happening here? Why? Because he can't fucking see because he's
34:30
old. Wear glasses like the rest of us. Some men are like that
34:34
though, Like I used to work at the optometry office. Some men don't
34:37
want glasses because they think it'll make him look old, Like you're stupid,
34:39
just wear glasses. Okay, that's bizarre. Yeah, a lot of men
34:44
are. So he goes out to the car because he knows Becky's on her
34:46
way to talk to the beautiful woman at the end of the bar. Her
34:50
name is Desiree. Yeah, And Becky's saying, hi, everybody, how
34:52
are you doing today? How are you? And Desert He's like I'm fine,
34:57
thank you, And she's like, well, it's this wondering do you
35:00
think you would like to date my husband? And the Desiree's like, what
35:06
excuse me? What did you see the blonde chick that was out from estonios?
35:09
She looks over and she's like, what the fuck did I just hear?
35:13
So? Are these producer plant people? Are these actual people that occur
35:15
in nature? Or were they put there on purpose to facilitate a scene.
35:20
I bet they were people that they picked up on the side of the street
35:22
and they were like, hey, do you want to be in a TV
35:23
show? We're not going to tell you what it's about because we want your
35:25
genuine reaction, but do you want to be in the TV show? Maybe?
35:29
And of course Desiree, who's like, I'm a director of porn,
35:31
a director of she starts like talking to Becky before Justin even comes back in,
35:40
and she's like, well, I mean, I'm a very selfish person
35:44
when it comes to relationships, like I could never see myself sharing a partner.
35:49
I'm also a divorcee. I've got two kids, Like I come with
35:52
a whole lot of baggag. Johnny and Becky's like that's great, but yet
35:55
kids too. I think it'd be fantastic. Then here comes dumb ass Justin
36:00
trundling on over to the women and he's like, oh, are you doing
36:04
Yeah, He's like, doesn't my wife have bigger balls than me? Oh
36:07
my god? So what do you do? So fucking director for a mission
36:13
trip or missionaries doing missionary or a missionary? And he's like, oh,
36:19
do you work out? Yeah? Okay, that's a spiritual conversation. That's
36:22
how I want to open up a potential sacred relationship with somebody I'm going to
36:25
share a planet with after I die. Do you work out? Oh?
36:30
My god? No? Game. I hate men so much, too frequently.
36:34
I hate men so much. There's a picture of Katie Maloney from Vander
36:37
pump Rus sitting at a bar holding up a sign that says, men,
36:40
are you okay? Are you fucking okay? Well, like, what's wrong
36:44
with you? Men? Like you've not learned any skills. It's the Internet.
36:49
It has crippled a lot of people. Maybe, well, he's been
36:51
married for a quarter of a century apparently, but like this is what he
36:54
brings to a conversation. Nothing. But then shockingly, they're like, well,
37:00
would you like to go out with us tomorrow night, Desiree? And
37:01
she's like, yeah, I'm available. Sure, I mean there's cameras,
37:05
right, yeah, so Goblin, Yeah, definitely, producer Plant and Justin
37:12
is so excited and on the couch, Justin says, yeah, we really
37:15
want this to work out. We really wanted to work out with desire So
37:19
he just wants to fuck. Yeah you don't even know Desiree. No,
37:21
but you're already incentivized. Yeah, I wanted to work out. I want
37:23
to bring her into my family where I have a million children. Like the
37:27
way people expose their children to this debauchery, I know, under the guys
37:31
of jesusy, I know, and they think it's fine for their children to
37:35
be exposed to that. And then if anybody God forbid says anything online like
37:39
hey, maybe you shouldn't do that as a parent, Maybe that's not a
37:42
healthy relationship to model for your kids. I'm stupid. We're calling it out
37:50
for what it is. You weirdos, super bizarre. Okay, so apparently
37:54
they're going to go in a date and maybe we'll get to see that,
37:57
or Desiree is going to back out be a text and we'll never see her,
38:00
which is what I would do. Maybe all right now, And finally
38:02
we get to this Sherwood family, which is Shane and Ashley. To just
38:07
get everybody up to speed. Last time, we had Shane sitting down with
38:12
his wife, Ashley, who is a psychiatrist who has gone to school for
38:15
multiple years to become an MDA doctor, and her date, Grace, who
38:21
had orange drawn on eyebrows and was channeling a higher power so that she could
38:27
coach entrepreneurs or something. Yeah, so Shane strikes me as a very smart
38:31
person. Ashley strikes me as a really smart person, and I didn't understand
38:37
this threatle. It didn't go well. Grace was disrespectful to Shane, but
38:43
Shane also came in pretty hot and was a little condescending when he was asking
38:46
her questions about her dumb, trumped up job. And so now we're in
38:51
the aftermath of that. So that date is over and Shane is meeting up
38:54
with his friend Rachel, who comes in with the shortest titus. Jeane Daisy
39:00
Dukes I've ever seen in a bikini top. Lady, what are you doing?
39:05
Like, Oh my god, I'm gonna be on camera. I've got
39:07
to go out and get something that's really fucking hot so when people see me,
39:09
like, my makeup is perfect, my mugget's beat, and I've also
39:12
got some really great clothes on, and that's what you chose. Yeah,
39:15
I can see her, Kuccie. I mean these are Kenya Moore, Cuchie
39:17
cutters, Cuchie crack, cuche crack, cuchie correct. I don't know if
39:22
she thought they were gonna like swim or something or what, but it was
39:24
really fucking awkward, just like people make interesting choices, That's all I'm saying.
39:29
Yeah, I mean she was very pretty. Sure she would have been
39:31
more pretty. Yeah, she hauldn't have worn coucie crack, Daisy dukes and
39:37
a crop chop. Well, maybe that was for Shane. Maybe she's got
39:40
a crush Shane's the third Maybe maybe Shane's got a crush on her. Okay,
39:44
let's get into the conversation. Okay, so Shane starts downloading Rachel,
39:49
who, by the way, I'm hating non but she was a very nice
39:50
person and came with some actual good points talking to her boy Shane, and
39:54
he's telling her about how the date went, and she was disrespectful. She's
39:59
some fucked up channeler who also condescended to him and said he obviously never got
40:04
therapy. And so Rachel starts asking the questions I would ask, like,
40:07
okay, so that didn't work. How are you guys gonna deal with that?
40:13
And he's like, well, you know, Ashley's thinking about it.
40:16
I mean, it's ultimately her choice. He says something along those lines like
40:21
I don't like her, I don't want her, but like, i mean,
40:22
obviously it's Ashley's choice. I'm like, is it me? Yeah?
40:27
I don't know about that. Is it Ashley's choice? Why isn't it your
40:30
choice? Aren't you equal? Well, and he's like saying all this to
40:31
Rachel, and Rachel's given him kind of a look like really, it's her
40:36
choice, but she disrespected you, she was a bitch, and Ashley never
40:39
defended you. No, not at all, And then she asks a question
40:44
something to that effect. She's like, well, what if she ends up
40:45
wanting to stick with Grace even though you don't like her. He's like,
40:49
well, I guess that would be a problem. Then I guess i'd say,
40:52
what the hell, Okay, I need you not to be a victim
40:55
doormatic. And that's the pattern that we see over and over again in polygamy.
41:00
I don't know about polyamory because I'm not familiar with it, but like,
41:04
there always has to be a basement wife. There always has to be
41:07
somebody who's suffering, who doesn't want it, who's taking less, And in
41:10
this case, it's Shane. And I actually really like Shane me too,
41:14
And I think he really loves Ashley. Yeah, for whatever reason, I
41:17
don't get it. And I think he doesn't want to lose her because she's
41:21
bisexual and she may make a different choice and leave the family. Like I
41:24
think he's maybe motivated out of desperation around that, But like, dude,
41:29
don't be a doormat. If she's gonna leave, what do you want to
41:31
do? Keep her in a cage? Yeah, go find somebody who loves
41:34
you for who you are and it's not gonna leave you for real and doesn't
41:37
want to like date other people. Because he confirmed in this conversation we speculated
41:40
last episode, like whether or not he was involved with the other girls too,
41:45
because of some weird comment Ashley had made, and he confirms with Rachel.
41:51
He's like, yeah, so the arrangement is that Ashley's the only one
41:52
that's fucking other people. Why. I'm like, okay, you people like
41:59
yeah, it doesn't say what about you? How do you feel about this?
42:02
Yeah? And like what if your guys' sex life suffers because she enjoys
42:07
the sex with the girls more, And then what do you get? Right?
42:09
It's really bizarre. But maybe he watches maybe these people all have weird
42:14
fucking fetish and humiliation fetish. Yeah, maybe he's cocked out like Sneako too.
42:19
But I just I feel like, and I mentioned it last time,
42:22
and I do want to apologize because I did think that it was a requirement
42:25
that whoever she brings in also had a relationship with him sexually. But like
42:29
I was wrong about that. I was hearing something different, I was hearing
42:31
voices. But I do think that he's motivated by trauma and by losing this
42:37
person that he knew in university, like we talked with last time, and
42:40
he's seen this happen before, he knows how much it hurts, and now
42:45
he's so much more invested with this beautiful woman, Ashley, and it's gonna
42:47
cost him even more if it happens again. And so now he's just reacting.
42:52
He's not being intentional. He's not being like, you know what,
42:53
I'm fucking great and if you don't want to stay with me, I get
42:57
it. I mean, that's gonna hurt, but I can move on because
43:00
I'm not going to be a victim to your bullshit. Right. But he's
43:04
he's not like that, and we see in some previews where he's like,
43:07
I don't want to be weak, yeah, because he is weak. Yeah,
43:10
he is weak, yeah, and he doesn't want to lose her,
43:14
and it's really fucking sad. But after this conversation with Rachel and his talking
43:16
head, he does acknowledge. He's like, well, now I'm kind of
43:20
realizing the red flags with this whole situation, and I need to talk to
43:23
Ashley. And then that's when, like the next day or whatever, Right,
43:28
they're in bed. Yeah, but I mean even that conversation was a
43:30
little weird. I thought it was strange. Yeah, there's a little weird.
43:34
So the next day they wake up, they talk about this whole situation
43:38
with Grace and he's like, yeah, I'm not really cool with it,
43:42
and then what's her favorite? Ashley is like, yeah, I've decided that
43:46
I'm going to end things with Grace. That's bothering me right there. And
43:50
she's also like, you know, and I really needed to take time because
43:52
I wanted to be very thoughtful about what I wanted to do. I didn't
43:54
want to do anything rashly. And she also says to the camera, but
43:58
like, I really, you know, I respect Shane's opinion, so I
44:01
wanted to make sure. I'm like, listen, this isn't You're not the
44:05
main character here. This is not how partnership and marriage works. He's waiting
44:09
for you to make a decision. That decision should have been made. Yeah,
44:13
Like, I just feel like I'm repeating myself, like the audacity of
44:15
this woman. And she's like, yeah, I decided that it's not for
44:19
me because you know she didn't treat you that well, no fucking shit,
44:22
yeah, dug nor did you stand up for your husband you let her not
44:24
treat him? Well, yeah, that's something you did. Yes, it's
44:28
on you too. And then when she decides to text Grace, she texts
44:31
her this long fucking paragraph about how they're at different points in their life or
44:35
whatever. She never once says, I don't want to be with you because
44:37
you disrespected my husband. You weren't kind to my husband, who I love.
44:42
So you're not being honest prioritizing put first, right. Yeah. No,
44:45
She's just being like as play cating and diplomatic as possible because she doesn't
44:49
want any drama stupid. But Grace ends up responding and she's like, well,
44:52
thank you, Yeah, I totally agree. It was nice, meaning
44:55
you Sorry I didn't get to eat your box. Kay bye. I want
44:58
a more spiritual cu with somebody. Okay, So that relationship is over.
45:06
Shane seems relieved and very happy, but like, we have a problem because
45:09
in the preview we see Ashley sitting down with somebody. I think her name
45:14
is Sarah or something like that, and you the difference in Ashley, Like
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when we saw Ashley and Grace, Ashley was like sedate, she was like
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really laid back. She was very you know, deliberate, not a whole
45:25
lot of energy. But when we see her with Sarah, she's thinking,
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she's like flipping her hair and like she's wearing a dress and she's looking all
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cute and giving her Google eyes. I'm like, oh no, so she's
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falling for Sarah, and Sarah does seem to be into her, and so
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I think when she brings home somebody that she's actually liking and vibing with and
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sexually attracted to, and Shane's going to be on the outskirts of that relationship.
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And we all know how relationships are when you fall in love, like
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you don't think about anything else. It's going to be interesting to see how
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Shane handles that situation. And that's probably why in the preview he's crying about
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it and he's like, I don't want to be weak. I don't want
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to say anything to Ashley, and it's like, yeah, probably because you
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hate seeing that. You hate seeing that she's in love with somebody else.
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And that's the problem. Like, unless he's getting something out of it,
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unless he gets to watch or he gets to date somebody else too, it
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doesn't seem like it's a fair deal for him because this is the mother of
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his child kissing another chick in front of him and like falling in love with
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this other chick, which is fine if she wants to be with chicks,
46:30
it's cool. Whatever, but you're already married to this dude. Yeah,
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And it's to me, it's like, why why are these people bringing in
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all of these children into these weird fucking arrangements, so many of which end
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up not working out, Like and with the thing with polyamory is like a
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lot of those relationships don't work out. Yeah about opening your marriage is like
46:53
that never works out, Like it's always drama, it's always problems. But
46:58
now you have kids, and now the kids are exposed to that, and
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the messages that you're sending to the kids about like who they are and who
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there will be in relationships are all twisted. Yeah, Like, I just
47:07
it's so irresponsible. It's super irresponsible. And I think a lot of people,
47:10
like genuinely this is just my opinion. So don't fucking come at me,
47:15
brother, I will come at you, bitch. Okay, No,
47:17
But I think a lot of people, especially like straight couples and stuff,
47:21
when they're married and their marriage is suffering, Like a lot of people think
47:23
that bringing in children is gonna make it better. Like I've seen it happened
47:28
a lot, like especially in my church and stuff, where they think like
47:30
just more kids and stuff. It's like a distraction from the issues within their
47:35
marriage. But then as time goes on, as the kids grow up or
47:39
whatever, as things change, the unhealthy marriage dynamics are still there. Yes,
47:44
it's still suffering, things are still shitty, and then it always ends
47:47
well. And often children amplify what's dysfunctional in your relationship because now you have
47:52
to have fucking routines and you've got to you do this, and I do
47:54
that, and we have to work together. But if there's a fundamental breakdown
47:58
in the relationship where where not working together, Like, how do you think
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adding children to that is going to make that work? Right? Like,
48:04
it doesn't. People are dumb. They are dumb. People are super dumb.
48:07
Everyone's done. We also see Danielle of Nick, Danielle, Jennifer and
48:13
April. There's Davis family. They are so basic. Yeah, she's having
48:19
the conversation with them. I don't know they do it all that's going on.
48:23
I do like her makeup though she does beat her face. Oh for
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surely beautiful. Yeah. And finally we see Garrick getting called out because apparently
48:32
he is still up on the dating apps. Is anybody surprised? Anybody surprised
48:38
by that? No, and I love Danielle throwing him under the bus,
48:42
and she's like, I warned you, dude. I knew that Natalia was
48:45
not going to be okay with you being on dating apps, and yet you
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are on them. Why are you okay with him being on dating apps when
48:52
you're going to meet the next family? I know why, but why?
48:55
I'm just like, Danielle, don't you matter though, doesn't your opinion?
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No? Because she tells him and he's like, no, it's fine.
49:02
I'm gonna do what I want because I'm the man of lies. He's like,
49:05
no, I'm not well. And then Danielle says, you're lying,
49:08
yeah to Natalia. But Danielle knew she was. He was on him.
49:12
She tried to warn him before the game. This was a problem with Erta
49:15
too, because he was dating other people and America no less when they came
49:21
down to visit Roberta the last time and she's like, what, you're dating
49:24
other people? Like, I thought you were just dating me and then we'd
49:29
come up to America and it would just be us three. Yeah, I
49:31
thought that's just how it was gonna be. So he's a fucking liar.
49:34
He's a lying liar, liar, he's a sex past he's a predator,
49:37
he's a sex trafficker. I fucking hate him if I hate him too.
49:42
He's the night that his wife doesn't call his shit out like you think it's
49:45
funny to call him a liar. Well, you're a liar too if you
49:46
know that he's on these dating apps, why are you taking part in soliciting
49:51
these women and bringing them over to America under false fucking pretenses, dude,
49:54
And I want to see his dms on these fucking dating apps. I bet
49:59
he's sending so many dick pics, so many shirtless picks. All for good
50:02
though, by the way, right he made fashioned me and informed me in
50:07
all my glories. So of course I'm gonna wear a wife beater. That's
50:10
an undershirt. That's how something you wear underneath the proper shirt on television.
50:15
It shows his muscles. Muscles. Yeah, I'm not gonna body shame,
50:19
but I really really want to because he's such a despicable, deplorable person.
50:22
He's the worst. I hate him. I'm triggered by this guy. Oh
50:27
me too. I'm also triggered by Becky Yeah and her religious bullshirt. Cold
50:30
shit yeeah. But oh my god, thank you for recommending this, because
50:35
I'm actually having a lot of fun. Isn't it really good? You should
50:37
go watch some of the earlier seasons because there's some other couples on there that
50:40
are on there anymore. And I want to know your thoughts. Okay,
50:44
maybe I will when it gets some time between my smutty bear smut reading.
50:47
I got, I got. I'm up to forty two books at twenty twenty
50:51
four. That's actually really good. Yeah, I mean, at least I'm
50:53
reading something. I'm not just dying in front of a television eating Nacho's Belgrande,
50:59
which I would love to. I mean, that sounds so good right
51:00
now. But I will give you this. Yeah, I've started reading smut
51:04
too, Yeah you have. Thank you Ethel for sending me smut. What
51:07
kind of smut? Tell me all about it? Course it's lesbiansaphic romances with
51:13
vampires, well who like to suck? Yeah, you know, vampires inherently,
51:16
innately they were born to sucks and they're so they're sexy. Yeah,
51:23
oh my god, I love that for you. It's all from Ethel.
51:27
She's a lesbian connoisseur of smut. It's so I love that. It's so
51:30
great. Your daughter's reading it too, see, and it's so much better
51:32
than just dying in front of a television the entire time. Plus you're like
51:36
feeding your brain, even though it's like fast food in terms of literature,
51:40
but it's still words. I read historical romance and there are like big words.
51:45
I have to stop ask my husband do you know what this word means?
51:47
He's like, I don't think so, And then I look it up
51:50
and I learn a new word and I feel like I'm getting an education.
51:52
Wow. So I'm glad you've come to my way of thank you. Yes,
51:57
we're all a smut reading family. You're just hating on you. I
52:00
hating on behind because I live so well. Is there anything else we want
52:07
to say about this show? Any final thoughts about Seeking Sister Wife and these
52:12
this cavalcade of cantalopes. Well, I didn't miss a name and what's her
52:17
name? Oh yeah, nyla name. Yeah, I didn't miss them.
52:22
Chabooty sam hoodines, samdins. That's so rude, chabooty call them mister and
52:34
missus shabooty. Yeah, but I'm waiting to get back to them. Because
52:39
he is ready. He is ready to lay it low and spread it wide.
52:44
Yes. And the wife, despite what she's saying, she's like she
52:46
doesn't want the woman to be sexy. She's gonna flip out to be desirable.
52:52
It's gonna get good. I can't wait. I need to all right,
52:55
So we're going to be back later this week. We're covering two shows.
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We're gonna be covering The Valley with Jax and Brittany and Kristen formerly of
53:07
vander Pump Rules, because that promises to be a shit show and we want
53:10
in on it. Yes, and we're also gonna be covering vander Pump Rules,
53:15
So look for those episodes out on podcasts or of course on YouTube and
53:17
everything, plus all the uncensored bits on Patreon. Now, is there anything
53:22
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