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Drama Darling, Drama Darling, Drama Darling. Hey, everybody, welcome back.
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It's Drama Darling. I'm Amy Phillips, Emily Duresis is here. We're
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ready to jump in to this Tuesday's recaps, double recaps today. Emily,
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are you buckling in? Oh? I'm so buckled in for my own safety.
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Really at this point, there's just so much to cover. Listen,
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you know what drama Darling is, Uh, it's a machine. We're gonna
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we're churning and burning. Today. We're doing Miami, We're doing Below Deck
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med. We have a couple updates and news apparently I don't know what you
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know. We'll get there in a second. But I just want to say
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happy almost Thanksgiving. Tomorrow, Emily and I are going to be recapping Salt
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Lake City, and we are also going to be off for Thanksgiving. Believe
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it or not, we are going to take that day off because you know
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what, there is no content Like It's not like they're gonna air Beverly Hills.
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Well yeah, and we're not going to review the Devilwaar's Prada or whatever
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bullshit. Bravo's gonna run that day for us. Oh, we could I
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would actually love to No, what if they air planes, trains and automobiles.
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No, Aami's kryptonite. No, don't dude to me. Don't to
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me. You got you, darlings. If you want to make Amy cry,
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you just talk about planes, trains and automobiles. Yeah. Great,
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the iconic Thanksgiving film or play. If we get caught between the Moon and
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New York City, that those are the two, those are the two.
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It will take me right down. Oh god, and I can't and in
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a way, John Canny and Steve Martin did get caught in between the Moon
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and New York City. I won't be watching it. I can't handle it.
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I can't agree. No, I'm not gonna see him. I'm not
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gonna see him. I love my wife loves me every time you go oway.
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All right, okay, oh gosh, well, guys ruined, it
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ruined the show. Listen. It's such a great movie, a film for
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the ages. So we're just gonna be taking our holiday break Thursday and Friday.
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You know there's gonna be no uh, you know, Beverly Hills cover.
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There's gonna be no Southern charm, there's gonna be no Golden Batch.
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So you check right back in. We'll pick right the hell back up next
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week, and you guys enjoy. That is not our choice. They're just
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not getting it to us. They're just not letting us watch. We said
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we will ignore our families, our loved ones. I'll put that green bean
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Cast role right there on that hot plate and jump right into the studio.
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Give give the people what they want. I'm Michelman. You know, by
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the way, what you have that you have the actual hardcover of the Heather
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Gay book. Yes, the audiobook is what I listened to and whatever that
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the green bean castrole she talks about in it with the Ash Browns on top.
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You know it's Catertots and Peter Town is disgusting. Oh, I thought
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it sounded awesome. I was like, what in the Salt Lake City?
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Are you my way? I need that recipe? I'm sure my husband would
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kill for it. And that's why I'm not going to tell him about it.
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Well, I'm going to tell him, don't you dare? I did
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it. I already just texted him. Oh, now he's gonna want that
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for Thanksgiving. Emily, I mean, I know she's like my mom,
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like she you know, she does this she does that. She makes this
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amazing green bean castrole you know to can't. She has the recipe memorized right
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which, by the way, Emily and I are going to be doing a
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Bravo book Club review and recap of Bad Mormon. Yeah, so that's why
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we are both listening to it, and I will also be paging through it.
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I'm in it deep. It's so good. And look, Darling's we've
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already told you Thursday and Friday you're off, so you do get to work.
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You get to work, audio book, you get to work. And
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if you don't have the book, have lid to order it for you.
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Okay, make sure you get in shirts, have that book. Okay,
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audio books they could go bad. You never know what's gonna happen. You
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want to be insured. They could die right there, and what are you
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gonna be luckid Vicky also has auto audio book insurance. Of course I do
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what a I nuts? You think I did it? You think I got
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behind the gates without doing things like this? Of course I did a nuts
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of sorts. I can't wait to review this book. Like It's almost like
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we're giving little mini reviews every day when we talk to each other. Stop
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talking about it. What do we do because by the time we go to
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review it, it will be like, oh, we already talked about that.
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Oh we already talked about the green bean cast role. Well, I'm
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going to make it and I'm going to tell everybody how awesome it is.
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So stay tuned. Do you have green bean cast role insurance? Every bush
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of soup is not equo? Okay, you never know what you're going to
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get into. What are you going to be making for Thanksgiving? I'm making
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that, Heather, I need that. I need really, Yeah, I
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want you to take a picture of that in the book because I can't be
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bought not. You don't have to do it this minute. But I'm looking
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to the side. She's like, no, don't, don't get up amy
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a d d Well. Look, I also probably could google it. Now
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I'm thinking about the internets and what's what's out there? And let's see the
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book on my shelf. I see it. I'm gonna posit. I'm gonna
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I'm dying to know if it's in there. I'm not recording. Okay.
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First of all, it was right on under Gorga's Guide to Success, which
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I have, which I read and did a book review on that. Okay,
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what did you say? You said it might not be it might not
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be listed out as a recipe. It might you know, like that you
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can identify with a quick slip through the book. So I just think I'm
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stupid. I'm going through the glossary. Oh does she not have a glossary?
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I'm sorry, not glossary, but index. Okay, I'm just trying
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to shut me up, and she's like, just stop paging through this.
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Yeah, I means what I asked is such a simple thing I could do.
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And now I feel bad because you've got enough on your plate. I
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don't have green bean castle tater tochnically and I won't. All right, fine,
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Okay, I just went through all the pictures and it's certainly not.
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It's dirtintly not in the pictures. So there's no picture of the green bean
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cast role. Did she say there was one? No? No, no,
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she just talks about it. Okay, there's no picture of the green
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bean cast role. And if the recipe's in here, you know obviously I'm
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told I can't look at it right now. I can't look at it.
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It'll hurt. I don't want you to get hurt. I understand well anyway,
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So Thanksgiving you guys. Listen or read the Heather Gay's Bad Mormon book.
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We'll do a book review on that soon and so in the meantime,
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today we have some serving dish before we get into our double recaps. Serving
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dish. First of all, Cabrareimy, which was sponsored by twenty one Seeds,
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Vegas. Baby. Okay, here's the dish. First off, we found
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out like this was did I text this to you yesterday? The picture of
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John Jansen with Alexis Billino in a booth with a group of people, Yes,
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you texted me. And then friend of the Pot Jessica Joy texted me,
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oh yes, she opened a thread with this. Jessica opened a thread
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to say that I dare I say she said, dare I support this?
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I think she was like she was flirting with this idea, the Darling's if
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you haven't seen, there's a rumor now going around that Alexis Billino and Jan
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are maybe a thing, a thing or they were just sitting together at this
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dinner. Is it real? No, But that's what the implication is,
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right, That's what people are implying, is that Joe Joe. No,
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it's not, it's Alexis. This is this is bad and so they're calling
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him like the new Slade. This was on This is on page six.
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This was posted about an hour ago. Shannon Medoor is healing from a lot
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of hurts, A lot of hurts after ex John Jansen hangs out with Alexis
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Billino. It says Shannon Badoor is working on herself after ex John Jansen hung
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out with her former friend Alexis Billino. Bador posted two photos of herself glowing
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in a back a black long sleeve mini dress with tights and black stilettos.
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In one of the snaps, she said she tilted her head up while laughing
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and smiling from ear to ear. In quotes, A good laugh heals a
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lot of hurts, she captioned, and this was on Monday. Yes,
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John absolutely would hook up there, but there's just no way that Alexis would.
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I don't think she would either. Jesus Jugs right by the way she
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is now, I announced last week that she has disengaged from her engagement.
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So she's like, so they're both in a position where they would be in
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a rebound situation, right, But Billino's okay. So Billino's friend, Ricky
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Santana, that's a guy I don't trust, all right, you know what
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I mean? I mean no, I never trusted him. He's nat He's
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I don't know, I no know what, but I don't. I don't
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trust him, all right. Allegedly, Bilino's friend Ricky Santana posted a series
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of group photos Sunday, and who the hell is following Ricky Santana Is He's
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okay, one of which showed Jansen smiling next to Billino with his arm around
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her back. The squad dined it, Oh my god, I know I
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didn't know they were at the Quiet Woman or the quiet Woman I call it,
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But some people thought the you know girls, the farm girl, she's
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a quiet gal. There is that, No there is a restaurant in La
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called like the Farm Girl, Girl on the Farm whatever, Yeah, it's
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but it's what it's a celebrity chef's restaurant. And I cannot think of her
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name right now. It's it's Rickey Santana restaurant. But anyway, they were
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dining there, and which is just okay. Billina and her friends dance to
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a live band after their meal. That is. But it's unclear whether Jansen
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stayed at the restaurant, as he was not included in any of Santana's videos.
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And then Billino commented under the post, turned it up to night laughing
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energy. Just the volume up, the volume up. That's right, volume
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up. I'll tell you what right now, if either one of them even
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try on behalf of one Shannon storms but door, I will get mad.
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Okay, I honestly think this is probably completely friendly and like whatever. I
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there's probably nothing here, but we're all just having a blast reading into it.
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Oh man, I just had a thought, Wow, she's really been
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sniffing around lately. She's been getting a lot Yeah, yeah, there's a
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lot of but you know, like commenting on this season, like getting attention
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for commenting. Yeah, she was at Bravo kon boy, what would just
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make her so needed for the show this upcoming season. She's not gonna date
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Brooks, Who's the only X she could probably stomach. And there we go.
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Maybe it's real. I've been nothing but kind to her. I can't
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believe she would do this to me. I mean, if he even tried
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to, like, that would be just so bogus. Well I think he's
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even tried to. I mean, you've seen the picture all allegedly. Oh
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allgly Okay, thank you. In other news, speaking of you knows,
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disengagements and things of that nature, Summerhouses, Lindsay Huppard spent her canceled wedding
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day on a first date with Johnny Bananas. Okay, this is all the
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stuff that you don't really quite totally understand, Emily, but it comes across
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my desk and you file it in someone else's folder and you move forward.
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But MTVS the Real World and Bravos, the Challenge and Ease House of Villains
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is who Johnny Bananas is personally? I don't know the Bananas, Okay,
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I don't I don't know him. I don't know either. But the fact
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that Lindsay was out, like engaged to a guy named Caral, you know,
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and now she's out with Bananas. You know, is bah Na Nuts.
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Yeah. So they were in the West Village in New York City holding
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hands before they had an intimate dinner at Lowering Place. Oh my god,
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this is crazy. Well, good for her for moving on, and uh,
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you know, I don't know what to say because I don't have an
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opinion on Johnny Bananas. I don't know him. Yeah, and I think
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this was also a staged maybe event till you know what Lake for I mean,
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House the Villains is on right now currently, I believe, Yeah,
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and the date is significant. The date she's kind of like, hey,
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and you know what, she's a pr person, so she's probably like,
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let's go out on this date. Let's put something on the map. Let's
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get someone who's got a show on. Sure, Bananas fits the profile because
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John Jansen and Ricky Santana are busy boom here we are. Meanwhile, Family
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Karma star Monica of a Swanee and rish Karam are engaged and they have a
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People exclusive and the quote is we found our way. So you know,
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this was the whole thing. I was very skeptical about him, still a
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little bit. We all are. But look, it's happening and that's that.
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But the show's not on anymore right it's not on currently, but recently
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I do believe that the head of Bravo did speak to Family Karma saying like,
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it's not on right now, but it is one of the most real
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shows that we've ever seen, and I think that they are vying for it
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to come back at some point, So I really hope that's true. You
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know, I love Amrat. He was in my Cabareami and he was in
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my show in New York too, camer Me in New York. But I
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just absolutely love Family Karma. Yeah, yeah, bring it back. Before
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we get into our double rec I want to mention there's a Black Friday sale
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happening with the makeup that I sell, Saint Makeup. You guys know,
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I'm completely obsessed. You know that I sell this makeup because I personally it
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changed my life before I even began selling it. That's why I was like,
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I'm obsessed with this makeup. Started using it for a while and then
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someone was like, you know, you can sell this. I was like,
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you can, Yes, I will thank you. So here, I
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am telling you it's cream makeup. It's like three D makeup. You put
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on your contour, you put on your foundation, your highlights, all that
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stuff, and you blend, blend, blend, and you're done. It
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happens in the blink of an eye for people who are busy, people who
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just don't want to mess with like complicated makeup. I absolutely love it,
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and cream makeup is really awesome for people over forty. So I'm just telling
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you that right now, not that I am no, I mean never.
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So that being said, if you want me to color match you, because
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this is something that I do, it's my side hustle and I love,
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love, love it. I love to do color matches. So you send
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me an unfiltered makeup, free natural light photo, and then I color match
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you. I send you what colors I suggest for you, and then you
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get your palette and I can help you every step of the way. Like
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no joke. I'm behind my computer. I'd working, I working. I'd
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say get this, get that, don't get this. I say get this
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wood collection because it's already it's got all your colors at it, so you
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don't need to do You could do pre built or if you don't have a
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pre built wood because it doesn't have your colors, I say, you have
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to build with yourself and I'll help you. I'm uh no, it's that
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I cannot lie. It is that is shared. No. Actually, you
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can send me your picture, uh through that through the color match form,
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or I'm just gonna link it in the podcast notes. So that's that,
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Emily. I have a little surprise for you that we talked about last week,
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and I did manage to make it happen, and I did. I
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feel like I promised the darlings that I would do this. But do you
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remember you're the one who brought up the Golden Girls Miami song right because we
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were talking about course. Yeah, okay, oh yeah, I have to
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say what I three. Miami has so much pe a great place to get
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us save hood me my, Oh here we go. You gotten stopped shine
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when you know the words, Oh my god, oh my god, the
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Winters, Golden Voices, you got stop Patty White, within reach, dance
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the samba the morning, then lie on the beach each day. Are you
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ready for me to kick it up to do a little remix? Let's go
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down the spot. Oh, I thought I could claim at the same time,
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usually you can sleep say she should totally cover that song. I know,
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go nuts. So okay, I didn't have to work on this.
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But that's Adriana's, you know, original Miami song. But again, Emily
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thinks that Audrianna should cover the Golden Girls Miami song. I do and have
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what's his toast? Produce it? What's his toast? What's his toast?
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Uh? Stefan? Yeah, Amelia, Amelio Stefan and Gloria Stepan. Wait,
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Gloria is in the other room right now. She's not coming out.
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She's fine. We're in the Miami sald machine. Do not need to take
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a meeting. They're done, No, they're done, they're done. All
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right, Well, listen, we gotta just jump right into this girdy Larsa
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lunch because yes, I am like, never seen anyone act like an inhumane
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person this much, and my Larsa is unbelievable. I don't know. Also
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part of it I was watching it was like, is she reacting under the
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filler and we just don't see it? No, we're coming out. Words
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were coming out. They were also going against the right reaction, which was
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oh my god, which was she says, uh, okay, I have
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breast cancer, and Larsa says, how am I supposed to know that?
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Okay, but I didn't know that. How do you know? How do
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you know? How do you know? Name them? How do you know
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you went to the doctor? No, I just guessed I took like a
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home to Larsa Larsa, which now makes me think, if Larsa ever says
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that she's ill, Like, how did you find out about Larsa? I
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made it up? How do you know? How do you know? Are
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you kidding me right now? Name them? Name the doctors, the test,
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name them, uh, mammogram, biopsy? Do you want more?
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Well, how am I supposed to know that? How am I supposed to
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know? And then this woman, this woman is told specifically by Gertie.
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You know, I haven't really told in many people, so I'm just telling
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you in confidence, and I'm just telling you that so you know, so
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to keep it under wraps. And Larsa's like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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how will I know? How will I know when I can tell?
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And what do you mean by not tell? You have to tell me if
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you don't tell me, I'm going to tell people six hours later, and
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then the screen goes no, seriously the editors now seriously six hours later?
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Yeah, oh my god. They're like, we don't want to fuck around
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with the timeline right now. We need the viewers to fully understand. I
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mean right because Marcus says welcome home party was that day. Apparently five days
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after LEAVINGTSA has a welcome home party for Marcus as you as you should,
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I asked you, Like, we'll get there. But my god, yeah,
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so and then she's just telling like ancillary people just yeah, the caterers,
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anybody, yeah, clem clem. These two friends we've never seen before,
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who are actually very compassionate. They were like, you just need to
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be there with her, you need to love on her. I was like,
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thank god, they had the right reaction much better than Larsas. Yeah,
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it was also, and I don't think Larsa knows Gertie well enough,
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nor would she care about Gertie enough allegedly to. But it was just so
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weird that she didn't even get up to hug her till the end got up.
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I don't understand, but I say, like Gerty said, don't touch
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me to At the other time that she talked about it, remember, yeah,
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somebody reached over to hold her arm or some maybe it was Adria Adriana,
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But I feel like she was like, don't touch me right now while
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I'm talking or something. Yeah, But so I was willing to give Larsa
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a little bit of a pass. I was like, there's no way she
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does now Gertie wants to be No, she hasn't. No, how did
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I know? How was I supposed to know? Well, you weren't.
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But the point is now it's time to react. Oh my god, I
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want to cry for you right now. I just want to cry. Too
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late, too late, too late, too late, that reaction reaction,
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Yeah, too late, too little, too late. Your bish therapist could
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do a whole episode on just that conversation. Yes, I would love to
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know what Lars's deal is, because there is just like nothing there. That's
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my request if uh and I said it before your bish therapist, my request
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dedication sending it out. Damian Phillips, I would love an episode about Marcus
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and Larsa. Okay, okay, yeah, I'll send it. I'll send
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that over, send it up, volume up. Oh my gosh, she
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tells everyone about Gerty's breast cancer. What a what a thief of someone's story?
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What a story thief? What a gross feeling to be telling other people
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someone else's very personal journey after they specifically told you not to say anything.
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And here's the deal, Larsa, You've had a lot of work done.
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Nobody would have known by your reaction that you were dealing with something. That's
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the that's the great news. That's like the good thing about having work.
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Look, yeah, you look great. No matter what, nobody would clock
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that you were sad. They just always look in different and a little hint
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of surprise. And yeah, I just everyone else's reaction, well, Marisol
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was pretty great too. Everybody's dropping fly. Oh my god, Emily again,
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what is with these women and their reactions? They're so wrong. It's
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a good thing. Maybe Larsa did Gerdy a favor by telling them so that
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Marisol wouldn't say that in front of Gerty. I don't think I want to
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think that. I want to hope that Marisol wouldn't say it in front of
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Gurdy, like we were saying her reaction. Yeah, but I mean I
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don't know it on the TV. Yeah, oh my god, Alexei was
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a little subdued. But it was the right but it was the right kind
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of subdued. I am judging everyone's reaction to a sad event. I realize
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that, but as we should. And you know what else was a sad
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event Marisol's spilling red wine and Larsa's thirty five thousand dollars rug. And Larsa's
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reaction was more compassionate and filled with some sort of feeling than it was when
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she found out about the breast cancer. Yeah. True, that's a great
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point. Also, how tacky are you? You know what I mean?
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Like, uh, just money? What is it? Money whispers? Like
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real money whispers. You know, it's like the person who's gonna be like,
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that's a thirty five thousand dollars rug? Much tacky? Yeah, techie,
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no class you know what I mean, Like, Babe, if that
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was a thirty five thousand dollars rug, which I believe it is, get
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another one. You afforded that one, You're fine. Don't need to worry
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about that wine. Do you remember Patricia's reaction when Craig spilled wine on her
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forty thousand dollars couch crag yawn? I mean yeah, I mean she said
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the price, but she did not care. No, she didn't care.
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But that You're totally right if she didn't mean that kind of price. I
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don't think. I don't know, No, I don't think so. I
28:38
do remember this, but I but I just remember it being like nothing.
28:44
It was nothing. It was just more funny that he was oblivious. Yeah,
28:48
exactly. So, Yeah, Larsa tells Alexia. Todd shows up and
28:53
we're all like, why is Todd showing up to this party and not his
28:56
own? When we finally find out, and Todd's like, don't bring attention
29:02
to me, don't bring attention to me. All I'm saying is he fully
29:04
turned into Eugene Levy in that moment. He's like, oh, well,
29:11
let's talk about Let's not enough about me. Let's talk about it's wild charity
29:15
and you're what, yes, and your endorse and Marcus Jordan, what is
29:22
going on? Yeah, yeah, yeah he did. It's just he's so
29:30
he's a little weird to me. I know it was. Yeah, I
29:34
hope that. It's also like I see Alexia really she does not want that.
29:42
She does not want to make him look bad on camera, which is
29:45
nice as a wife, I guess, but definitely supportive of him. She's
29:48
like, yeah, like okay, thought, what right, whatever you say?
29:56
Mm hmm sure, okay, Like oh my god, boud. She
30:03
just drives it out. It's like I'm not gonna break bread. I'm not
30:08
gonna break bread with Marcus, so let's chang. And then it just gets
30:12
weird. And then uh, we find out it's Adriana that's talking about his
30:15
steps on and it's in the headlines and you can go read it if you
30:19
want to. Yeah. So then we find out Lisa's starting a perfume and
30:23
body line. God bless, and then Lisa is yelling about Lenny and and
30:30
uh, oh yeah, we're all sitting after dinner in one room and the
30:34
guys are out on the porch just observing, just waiting for shit. To
30:40
hit the fan and she's spiraling, and I don't blame her. It's all
30:45
a lot too soon. And that guy Jody is doing his best, but
30:52
I do feel really bad for him. There's no he's not gonna I don't
30:56
think he's gonna come out of this with what he wants. Well, he's
31:03
having fun in the meantime, and Marisel's like, golm down because you have
31:07
such a great guy. And he's right in the other room. And then
31:11
Lisa's like, I caught every night for one year. Uh, what is
31:19
this supposed to mean? I'm the mother of his kids, you know.
31:22
And I'm like, I get it. Don't jump into a relationship right now.
31:26
It's not the time. I mean, I get it. Like it's
31:30
probably helpful that she has a distraction, quite frankly, because Lenny is a
31:33
monster, Like, well, do you know it would be more helpful therapy
31:37
therapy, Yeah, because she says, I'm not going to therapy. Jody's
31:42
kind of my therapist. Not good. And then she's got the kids with
31:52
It's pizza knight. And then she's halfway across the house behind a pillar talking
31:56
to Jody and she's like, he took my car away. He's got three
32:00
cars. What does he want my car? I'm supposed to go house hunting.
32:02
How am I supposed to get out of the house if you've got my
32:05
car? How am I supposed to I'll be right there kids. I just
32:08
don't want my kids to see this pain and this this energy and this can
32:13
I'll be right there, like it's like you're doing it, and yeah,
32:16
you're seeing it. And then the little girl to have more pizza. What's
32:22
her daughter's name. I forget her daughter's name. But she's like like she
32:27
like could hear it? And she she means she said something. Yeah,
32:30
She's like, oh, like she kind of mimicked. Yeah, I know,
32:32
I know, I know, yeah yeah. And then and then she's
32:37
not that I care, But Lisa said something along the lines of like,
32:43
it's a special night we got I ordered pizza. Meanwhile, the sun opens
32:46
the door, and he's just like like knows the like he's so casual about
32:52
it, like he knows the guy delivering the pizza. He's like a man
32:54
see tomorrow. Yeah, I know, you know exactly. I ordered pizza
32:59
every night. It's beat the night. And again, I don't care,
33:04
that's fine. I just think, like, what are you trying to set
33:07
up for your divorce case here on camera? Because it's not working. I
33:12
feel like she yeah, and then the whole thing with like not eat,
33:16
I'm like, let the kid eat the pizza. I know. That's kind
33:21
of how I felt too. I mean, I don't know the I don't
33:22
know the situation, Like I don't know if he's overeating in every capacity at
33:28
every meal and not eating good food and then maybe his stomach gets stomach gets
33:31
upset. Like, I don't know the situation. But when he said cheat
33:37
day, you know, and she's like, how did you know about cheat
33:39
day? I'm like that you know how he knows about cheat day? Okay?
33:44
Please? Oh how did you know about cheat day? I've done the
33:49
same thing. Oh my gosh, how did you know the word bitch?
33:54
That's weird, you know, like we've all been there, all right.
33:59
Yeah. So it's just when she talks about Lenny and she's like, he's
34:07
just dead behind the eyes, you know, he's moved on and like all
34:09
this stuff, It's like, yeah, we are not surprised. She's in
34:13
the fight of her life. He seems horrible. But there's also you know,
34:20
she's not perfect either, and so this is what's you and you can't
34:23
hide that from the cameras. For sure. You can only do so much.
34:27
But boy, do I feel bad for those kids? Man, I
34:30
feel bad for them. Yeah, I do too. I mean, any
34:32
kids in divorce, it sucks. But and I'm I think like that,
34:37
to have it all captured on camera like that, it's just not I feel
34:43
like for her. I want to tell her, like, you can't do
34:45
that. It's hard enough, Like maybe don't shoot scenes with the kids unless
34:51
it's like a group setting and they're gonna be able to go play somewhere,
34:54
because it's too I feel like it's too much for them. Or shoot scenes
35:00
where you're not going to be talking about your divorce around them. Yeah,
35:05
it's anxiety and panica do inducing for the viewer, right, Yeah? What
35:12
did you think about Nicole talking to her mom about how she's not worried about
35:17
getting married to Anthony because like, you create your own money and if they
35:22
ever broke up it wouldn't matter. Well, I loved it because I was
35:29
like, of all the wives, like she can't she will be totally fine,
35:36
Like if they break up, I wish that she'd secure their joint assets
35:42
together, things that they've accumulated. I wish there was something in writing that
35:45
would protect that even if they become like an LLC or something. But I
35:51
mean, she will be fine. She will. I just loved that she
35:55
was that confident that she was like, I'm here becau because I love him,
36:00
and if it doesn't end up working, I'm going to still be Okay,
36:05
what did you think? Well, I think it's definitely empowering and I
36:09
think it's the right attitude to have about life. However, they do have
36:13
a child, and I think that there should be something in which she secures,
36:22
like you were saying, whatever assets they've accumulated together, even though she
36:28
does say that a lot of the things that he has are his and not
36:31
hers. You know, yeah, but she might regret that in the future.
36:36
You know it's going to be because things change. So I do think
36:39
that they should either have some sort of agreement because they do have a child.
36:45
And furthermore, like in Florida, if you're not married, you get
36:49
nothing, and I think that she'll regret that because who knows what's going to
36:53
happen. And lastly, when it comes to marriage, a lot of people
36:59
I mean, this is what gave rights is all about, Like we want
37:01
the rights for people to be legally married so that if something happens to them
37:07
when they die or they're in the hospital, god forbid, and the partner
37:13
has the ability and the legal authority to make decisions for you should you not
37:17
be able to. And I think those are the types of things that I
37:21
often worry about when people have like a family or they you know, are
37:25
in love and they're together, and it's like, just do it for that
37:30
piece of paper. You don't need to have this big wedding. Do it
37:32
to secure your future in terms of your you know, any kids or assets.
37:37
It makes me a little nervous, to be honest with you, because
37:40
she'll be fine no matter what. But you're one hundred percent right that part
37:44
all what you said does make me nervous, And I did have a flash
37:47
of that. I guess, like I just I want to assume that they
37:53
have some kind of understanding or something in writing regards. Yeah, maybe they
37:58
do. I mean he's a lawyer, right, so she's a doctor,
38:00
so like she has seen a lot of shit go down too, I'm sure
38:04
at the hospital. So yeah, I don't know. I would probably have
38:07
something they've got to yeah. Yeah, but it is weird that they're shopping
38:13
for boats, talking about having a second child, and then oh, we'll
38:15
worry about a wedding after the second child. I'm like, well then why
38:19
bother Like it's just so stupid. I don't know, it just it never
38:22
makes sense to me. The doesn't. Anthony always seem like red Wine tired
38:28
to you. He's got a little Yeah, he's just always kind of like
38:34
sleepy head red Wine hungover to me. Wake up, buddy, Yeah,
38:39
you gotta fly a plane and drive a boat, like I'm at word,
38:45
get your shit in writing before you do, because yeah, you're gonna fall
38:47
asleep. Uh huh. Yeah we don't want that. Yeah, but you
38:53
know who will wake him up? Julia rehearsing for her Reddit. Oh my
39:00
god, No, it's like it was terrible. I dare you? How
39:08
dare you play? Betty White and b Arthur. I was trying to save
39:13
I was trying to cleanse our palette. No, it's to take us away
39:15
from remembering. She sounds like one of her goats. I mean, that's
39:19
the plain truth. She has no business. It's not show business. No
39:25
business there's no business like Julie. This is so bad. And I I
39:35
don't know. I thought when she was talking about Oh my god, I
39:37
could actually see her. She might have a beautiful voice, like she's got
39:40
this accent, she's got a high octave. I bet you she's gonna surprise
39:45
us. Oh my god, she surprised us for this. Oh no,
39:51
Martina is gonna die if you sing this, or Gancer is going to come
39:54
back. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. Marisol this year,
40:00
yeah, Mary Saul Now she left the room. I love her for
40:06
it, though, because so oftentimes what we see in terms of I call
40:10
it the Housewives Talent show spread is somebody's like, oh, I'm actually really
40:15
good at this thing, and I'm just going to try it for you,
40:19
and I'm really all we all know that they actually know how to do this
40:22
thing. But Julia doesn't know how to do this thing, and she's going
40:28
for it really publicly. Boy, it's the worst thing I've ever heard.
40:37
It's hilarious, it's funny, it's cute, it's cute, it's horrible,
40:42
so sweet. I mean, I shouldn't do it. She should not do
40:47
it, Emily, she needs to pull out of this. No constructor needs
40:53
to say, Look, I'm going to try to get you where you need
40:57
to be. If I can't get you there, you can can't do this.
41:00
I can't tell you. There's just something in me where I'm always like,
41:06
oh God. The second that you hear about an upcoming event in the
41:09
housewives world, we're like, oh, we got to get ready for our
41:13
Make a Wish basketball game. We gotta get ready for the Pickaball tournament.
41:16
Like, I don't gives a shit. I am so excited for this event
41:22
because I can't know that, because I just want to see a really raw
41:28
moment of someone really trying and there may be goodna succeed, maybe not,
41:35
we don't know. I'm excited for this moment, like I am for like
41:38
two housewives that should not be in the same room together, Julia and her
41:45
voice should not be in the same I can't wait. Yeah, just bring
41:57
in some goats. Trap them in that kitchen. Like last week, the
42:01
goat can't get out, and it's like Ray, that should be her.
42:10
Get the golt, Julia, the girl wants to get the out of the
42:15
kitchen. Please do the golt, and so like, yeah, that's if
42:20
you just have the goats drowning her out. Yes, you know they're also
42:24
taking vocal lessons. I have to say what I say. I have to
42:31
feel a great place to get a sad and he did. Yeah, they
42:42
had that big dead fish on the table. Yeah, that was intense.
42:47
Now get she got. Adrianna is gonna play the piano for her. I
42:53
mean, let's just have Adriana sing this song for Martina. Be done with
43:00
that care. Oh my god, it's terrible. Also, also that it's
43:07
Julia who it cannot be nothing but earnest. That's her gear. There's not
43:14
one thing ironic about her. So it's really to me. You know,
43:17
it's very sweet, But Shes, I need you to support it, Amy,
43:22
I need to keep behind this. I'm trying. I need to show
43:24
up to the event. I'm gonna I will show up. I will show
43:29
up. And I hope that she gets better. I really do. And
43:35
I say this with a lot of concern. I hope she doesn't get better.
43:37
And I can't wait for the event and humiliating, and Martina is gonna
43:43
be like, oh god, you are you. Martina is going to think
43:46
it's so sweet that she tried. No, she's gonna be like, that's
43:51
why Martina is a tennis pro. She's going to be like, you don't
43:57
hit the court if you don't know what you're doing. Well. I think
44:01
Martinez with Julia because she loves this part of Julia that takes risks even when
44:07
she's not fully prepared. How about when Martine is like, you failed,
44:13
Oh shit, you failed? I was like, Jesus, I know.
44:20
I was just like, I know, I thought maybe that was just like
44:24
a language thing where you were you use the A word that's way abrupt instead,
44:31
But no, I think that's just Martina. Yeah, it's just like
44:35
that's what our coacho's to say. You failed to recognize my last treatment gerdy
44:42
er not gerdy but Julius, just like I was, what it practicing my
44:49
horrible opera? How do you say you fail? You failure? That's what
44:57
I wouldn't be saying. After the Operetta, I felt so bad. Yay,
45:04
Julia, you did it, Martin, you failed. I couldn't tell
45:12
if this was like I don't know if this was real or not. Like
45:15
I couldn't tell if this, Oh I think it was you do. Yeah,
45:20
Martina doesn't mess around. Every scene with her is like, I'm I
45:25
wouldn't know. She's got one way of delivering words. You know, she
45:31
had all Lars's work, but internally so she can still evote facially but inside
45:37
filer on the inside, killer on the inside. Yeah, I don't know.
45:44
I I believe anything. Frankly, I'm a little afraid of her,
45:47
so I believe everything she's of course, she tells you you failed. Yeah,
45:52
I believe that she is not going to do a staged event. Mm
45:58
hmmm. I don't think she has it in it, and I don't think
46:00
she gives a shit. I like that Gertie met with Martina and she was
46:05
kind of giving her. She's like, you want me to tell you the
46:07
truth. You're gonna fail. Like I like that. She was like,
46:12
it's fine, You're gonna be fine, you know. I mean it was
46:14
good because she's a straight shooter. Yes, And we had that scene that
46:17
was so it's just so intense, so so intense. Yeah, and Russell
46:24
and Gertie, I would like that was interesting. He's a sweetie, I
46:30
think, yeah, But I feel like I got why he told the kids.
46:37
And I also thought, like I hope that this isn't the first time
46:43
if you told the kids days ago. I really hope this is not the
46:47
first time she's finding out about it on camera. I know that was a
46:52
little weird, but we'll take it. I mean, it's it's an intense
46:54
situation. Absolutely, we give it a pass. We give it a pass.
47:00
Well, I don't know if there's anything else we need to discuss here.
47:02
We should probably move on to what else are we doing? Oh,
47:08
we're doing below deck Mediterranean? Okay, so let's just say goodbye to I
47:20
have to say what I think. Okay, all right, Okay, So
47:27
wow Wow Wow. Yeah, the Sandy Wow palette, the Sandy Wow Palette.
47:38
Gosh, where to begin? Holy get it? I mean you got
47:44
to begin at the beginning because we picked up with Kyle. Yes, oh
47:47
my god, you can't accept me. You cannot be a part of my
47:52
community. You're not gay or bye be an ally Now, this is like
47:57
I get. Kyle was really upset at Max, and I thought I understood
48:01
what he was saying, but there was definitely a communication breakdown. Max is
48:07
he doesn't get a lot of what people are saying, you know, so
48:13
he wasn't understanding. I don't think what he was and Kyle wasn't understanding what
48:17
he was saying. There was a communication breakdown. Had there not been a
48:22
communication breakdown, I would have understood one thousand percent where Kyle was coming from
48:29
in that moment, Yes, because then there was a little bit of a
48:31
pylon with everybody kind of leaning into as though there wasn't a communication breakdown in
48:39
terms of like I'm included like nat and everybody. Maybe they are, I
48:45
don't know how they what, you know, if they might be. But
48:49
I felt for Kyle in that moment. But You're right, Max didn't know
48:53
what was happening. It all happened so fast, and Kyle snapped so quickly.
49:00
Yeah, and I felt that he really he thought he immediately thought the
49:06
worst of Max instead of and he just started attacking him. He obviously was
49:10
triggered in some kind of way, but I did think it came off extremely
49:15
rude and really mean to Max. Yeah, he was already pissed because of
49:21
the Natalie stuff, like he was going to Natalia stuff because he was going
49:25
he was holding it back. He and Jessica put the pieces together about nat
49:30
and he was so Max just kind of stepped into it. I think,
49:36
but well, he took it out on Max when he It just was weird.
49:39
It was a weird person to take it out on and for something that
49:43
is supposed to be a beautiful thing to start like piling on about it was
49:46
just strange. And I think though Nat shouldn't get involved, like she shouldn't
49:52
have stepped in and tried to explain. I kind of understood why she was
49:57
trying to say, well, hey, like he's just trying to from a
50:00
good he's coming from a good place. Oh, I didn't think she did
50:04
say that. I thought she was like I thought she was saying, no,
50:07
we're all a part of it. Yeah, she was like, it's
50:09
supposed to be you're supposed to accept everyone into the community, is what I
50:14
think she was saying. But that wasn't Yeah, but that's not No,
50:19
that's not what it is. Yeah, I know, it was kind of
50:22
like a shit show, and I it just exploded. I think that.
50:27
But I don't think that Nat was being mean, whereas I felt like Kai
50:30
was being really aggressively attacking. And then he snapped and he just went off
50:36
the rails at Nat and he said these horrible, horrible things and but again
50:40
I'll talk to you anyway I want. Honey, don't call me, you
50:45
know, don't call my name. Honey. You will never control me.
50:52
And then he's like, I don't feel feathers for you. I was like,
50:58
you're so drunk, you don't even know what you're I'm saying, friendship's
51:01
never been real. You've been a fake bitch, talked about my bag and
51:05
behind my back since day one. I will never So NAT's like, alrighty,
51:13
you're a horrible human being. I'm out of here. I know you're
51:16
gonna take Kyle's side on this right now. Here's the thing I think.
51:24
I agree. I like. I like Sandy's speech. I don't know if
51:28
we want to jump ahead to that what she said to him, but I
51:31
think that's right. He should not be a chief ste He is explosive and
51:37
you can't have that if he's ever going to be in a leadership position.
51:39
He's had leaders But but and everybody's like, you're the Kyle's And I know
51:46
a lot of fans too, are like Kyle's the common denominator. Here's what
51:50
I say, though, Natalia is the common numerator, and that is why
51:53
they are so like, yeah, like tight is because Kyle keeps the chaos
52:00
going and Italia thrives on chaos, and so the two of them are like
52:07
Thicke as thieves and that's why. Yeah, and Italia's brain, like from
52:12
what we've seen, she cannot slow down and she has got to have a
52:17
lot of shit to work through, be it physical work or mental work,
52:22
and Kyle will always keep those plate the plates spinning for her. But I
52:27
wouldn't want to work with either one. They're both terrifying. And I think
52:31
Kyle really does cut so deep, like the things that he said to her,
52:36
your fucked up relationship and just horrible things that you really can't come back
52:40
from, you know, Whereas yeah, I think that she can play a
52:45
little dirty and be caddy behind the scenes, but it never goes to the
52:47
depths of which Kyle does, and she doesn't snap the way that he does,
52:52
and he snaps on everybody. I mean, that was what was wild,
52:55
is that everyone kind of saw it in the end, but they were
53:00
too afraid to really really really speak up, and to see Captain Sandy come
53:06
in and be like, I, yeah, I got to get to the
53:08
bottom of this. I gotta see what's going on, I'm gonna bring each
53:12
and everyone of you up to my uh you know, bridge ask you some
53:15
questions. So she didn't she she didn't. She should have brought Jessica up.
53:20
I bet you she did. I don't think that we saw everybody that
53:22
went up there. Well, I didn't need to see fucking Jack say anything.
53:28
Why not he's uh, he's the head of his department. Well I
53:32
didn't need I mean, like, I just thought if I needed to see
53:36
Jess, if Jess had a time to talk to Sandy, I wanted to
53:40
see that. I didn't need to see Joe. I think Toomey spoke on
53:45
behalf of Jess and I think Toomey said the right thing. I think the
53:47
weight of this to me was when Toomey was like, I hate to say
53:52
it, but it is coiled, like you know what I mean? I
53:55
thought, oh shit, Like if she sees it at this point, because
54:00
she has done everything in her power to try to protect Kyle from day one,
54:05
and she can't do it anymore, she can't do it, like she
54:08
finally was like, this is unacceptable. I can't support this. And she
54:14
doesn't even like Nat, you know, so for her to say to Sandy.
54:20
I just thought, wow, wow. Yeah. But but like the
54:23
relief, if Jessica would have said, I'm so to Sandy how relieved she
54:30
was that Nat was gone, I think that would have also tipped the scales
54:36
a little bit. Uh in Kyle's favor. I thought, I thought Sand.
54:40
I thought Captain Sandy was absolutely right with Kyle. I wish that she
54:45
had a full picture of what we were seeing with Nat. Hmmm, because
54:52
Nat was just a little more subtle with her poison. But yeah, oh,
54:57
definitely more subtle. So being it was an equal dose that Kyle not
55:00
equal, not equal. But see, but Kyle Kyle did. I agree
55:07
from the beginning, prior to even getting on the ship, he planted the
55:10
seat. I just don't think what we saw is the tree that he intended.
55:16
I think Nat like made it ten times worse. Like I think the
55:22
two of them together, I do, I think they're It's hard to say
55:28
that they're equal when we know Kyle started it, but had Kyle, let's
55:34
say, Kyle never was on the never had a contract. NAT still had
55:38
it out for Toomey even without that because of the way Toomey came on the
55:44
boat. But see, I agree with that. She should have had it
55:46
out for her because Toomey was so rude to her in the beginning. I
55:52
mean, she carried it for her four charters. I mean to me,
55:54
that's something that you guys discuss and get over instead of NAT kind of being
56:01
weirdly like stop waving your hand and like calling out Toomey's aggressiveness. Yeah,
56:06
I forgot, I forgot about that. Yeah, Yeah, there's that.
56:08
Yeah that, there's that. There's that, there's that. I forgot about
56:12
that. Yeah, I don't know. I just I think Kyle at the
56:16
end of the day, my opinion is Kyle's way worse than that. But
56:21
your opinion is that they're equal for different reasons. And in this case,
56:27
I'm willing to give you, Amy Phillips that Kyle Thanksgiving might be a little
56:34
worse. Oh okay, Happy Thanksgiving everybody. You will never control me,
56:40
honey, And I'm only saying that because of what he did prior to joining.
56:50
Mm hmmm hmm. But man, I would not if you Okay,
56:54
if you had to, you have to work with one of NAT. I
56:59
already I already decided this while I was watching, for sure, because I
57:05
would work with Kyle he's gonna rip your face off, he's gonna cut you
57:07
to your core. It's gonna come good luck. Yeah, you're right,
57:14
but Nat, you can have a tit for tat with her and you're gonna
57:17
come out on the other side. She'll spin like a top and she's gonna
57:21
wave her arms like a puppet. But like, you're right, No,
57:23
you're so right. I really didn't think about it eventually because in my mind
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I'm thinking, like, oh, you know, you just do bits with
57:30
Kyle and you can kind of, but you actually are going to have to
57:34
work to keep him happy, and that's a lot of work. So yeah,
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gather out. Wow, Emily had a whole like evolution here on this
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show. It's amazing. I mean, wow, I did not expect for
57:52
you to say that that was wild, Honestly, I didn't either. Really
57:58
pushes everybody I know she does, and she pushes my buttons to quite frankly,
58:02
I'm curious to what everybody thinks. You know, who would you rather
58:07
poll time go to the Patriot hit that pole? I left this pull.
58:19
I did love when Laura was shaving Jack's back and she's like, this is
58:22
exactly what I'm gay and then uh, Ja's like says, he has a
58:29
baby face, but he's a King Kong back. Then they go to the
58:31
beach club and Max is reading a Tony Robbins book, which I loved.
58:40
Well, this is the thing. Do you think that Max forgot that he
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and Kyle kind of had a make up they made up on the deck the
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night before. But Max was like, he acted like that hadn't happened.
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I didn't. Wait, did I miss the makeup on the deck because I
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thought the maker the next morning the next morning, Yeah, you're right.
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Oh, with the night I didn't remember because Kyle had walked out. Uh
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huh. He walked out of screaming and went up and he was outside and
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then Max came up and he's like, oh, I didn't know that you
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were going to be here. I thought it was at night, but it
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doesn't matter. Prior to the trip their their trip out, he and Max
59:20
had a moment where it looked like and Kyle's like, I'm not mad at
59:23
you. I now understand what you're saying. We're good. I'm sorry this
59:28
is about nat And yes, that was that night, You're right at the
59:31
end of the night and yeah, and then the next morning, Max was
59:36
like, I can, I don't want to go. Like it was like
59:37
as though that didn't happen. He must have just gotten overwhelmed by it.
59:43
Yeah, he got overwhelmed. But I was not expecting for Max to be
59:47
like cashing how you say, I cashing it cheaps and kissino, I leave
59:52
now leaving right this second. Like I was like, what I mean next
1:00:00
starter. Laura like has said way harsher things directly at Max that he deserved
1:00:07
in terms of how to do his job, and that didn't bother him.
1:00:12
He's like, well, look at it through. Well that's the Kyle effect.
1:00:15
He's terrifying. Kyle will just rip your face off. He's got a
1:00:20
lot of issues to work through because he is projecting and deflecting, you know,
1:00:25
and he just he'll go, He'll just slice and dice and it's terrifying.
1:00:31
Yeah, but you would think that Max would have appreciated the apology.
1:00:37
I thought it was the best one. I thought it was a good conversation.
1:00:43
I wasn't even sure Kyle was capable of it in that moment. And
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then although I wasn't, Kyle surprises you. That's how he keeps you coming
1:00:52
back. Yeah, because he comes around. He does these apologies, like,
1:00:54
yeah, the fact that he went and at two in the morning after
1:01:00
Nat was, you know, professing her exit and he knew this, went
1:01:06
into her room at two in the morning. I think he had his cup
1:01:08
of noodles too, Yeah, and was like, I'll go talk to him.
1:01:15
And I'm like, what that was on a dime? Yeah, that
1:01:20
was like that Karen Huger reaction the other day, like oh yeah, like
1:01:23
wait, what where did that come from? Her mole jumped off of her
1:01:29
face back on it. Well, I did not know where that came from.
1:01:35
And he spoke so sweetly. Yeah, Kyle, Kyle knows what he's
1:01:39
doing. He should be in the House of Villains there, I said it,
1:01:45
and maybe Nat too, Amy, how dare you? We didn't want
1:01:52
eighty I know now, I'm like, oh, so yeah, he apologizes
1:01:59
to Nat and he's like, well, you know where I am, You've
1:02:00
got my number. I mean, it's just it's nuts. And she unfriended
1:02:06
him on Instagram and she's like this is just heartbreaking, and he's like,
1:02:09
well, you know, I apologize for the things that I said, but
1:02:14
you just can't come back from that. You really can't you know what those
1:02:17
two will they'll be fine. Well, she was on Watch Happens Live and
1:02:22
she was like no, yeah, she was like, no, he's the
1:02:23
worst person in the world. I'll never speak with him again. Good lord.
1:02:29
Was that yesterday? No? No, No, this was like a
1:02:30
couple weeks ago, because when Kyle was on, he was kind of vague
1:02:34
about everything, but maybe they didn't want him to spoil awesome the whole episode.
1:02:40
I was like, she's not leaving this boat. She is not.
1:02:43
And then when she texted them to say like I know totally Luca. You
1:02:50
know what when she said that text, I was like, oh my god,
1:02:53
what what an attention seeking beyond? Because because I thought she was like,
1:03:00
can he help me take my suitcase down? But correct me if I'm
1:03:04
wrong? Was she saying that, you know how the deck crew has to
1:03:07
go down to the locker and like get your suitcase for you? Yeah?
1:03:14
So is that what she meant you had to go get when she got them.
1:03:17
It's she remembered. There was a whole thing of her taking those big
1:03:22
ass rollbags up the up through the set. So so she really did send
1:03:27
that to like be like Laura. Yeah. So then that was not even
1:03:31
so Luca. Hello drama darling. You know that was to me, I
1:03:37
was like, oh eye roll, yeah, okay. And then when she
1:03:39
was like I'm at the very end, like her parting words to the camera
1:03:45
like how disappointed she was in Luca because he didn't make her stay. I
1:03:49
know, I know, right, but I gave a little respect for her
1:03:53
for leaving. Yes, like oh shit, yeah, okay, all right,
1:03:58
but she'll be back. She'll be on this show. But I don't
1:04:00
think Kyle will. To me, did a good job. I thought,
1:04:04
oh, Kyle's coming back with her, not with her. But he'll be
1:04:10
back, and there will be other I don't know. I don't know if
1:04:15
Captain Sandy will have him back again. I think they're gonna get in a
1:04:18
desperate situation they always do, okay, and it's gonna be like the okay,
1:04:26
well, Kyle's available, and they're gonna have the heart to heart at
1:04:29
the beginning and he's like Sandy, I've changed so much and then and then
1:04:34
he'll be back. I mean, like, did you see the so when
1:04:38
I was watching the I watched a later episode and it cut immediately after the
1:04:44
episode was Kyle at Bravo con full screen like going now. I'm like,
1:04:50
he's always he's going to be back never, he's not going anywhere. Yeah
1:04:55
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's okay. I love it.
1:04:59
Sandy was like fucking pissed, you know, acceptable, that's bullying and she
1:05:06
was so bummed that, you know, Nat was leaving. And I liked
1:05:11
that. I liked that Sandy texts Norma who we love to get a new
1:05:17
stew and to me, I thought handled the situation very well in terms of
1:05:24
like the night before, she was like, okay, you guys need to
1:05:26
be separated. Let's do this. She checked on Nat. It was awesome.
1:05:30
She was great. That was some good chief stewing, you know,
1:05:32
and fucking wasted while doing it. All she wanted to do was drink.
1:05:40
And she didn't like get highly emotional about it. I mean, maybe she
1:05:45
overstepped in terms of getting personal when she said, it doesn't matter about my
1:05:47
personal feelings towards you, Like she said that to Nat, and I was
1:05:53
like, uh oh, but in terms like I would think Nat would jump
1:05:57
on that. But Nat was like okay. But I thought Tommy was great.
1:06:01
She was a leader that Sandy would say, yeah, Kyle, I
1:06:08
have ears eyes, they have white capri pants. They go all right.
1:06:15
I love smiles. I don't love bullying. Okay, I love smiles,
1:06:20
and I don't like Kyle's boom. Yeah that was that was a great scene.
1:06:28
He was like goop, uh, so, yeah, what's gonna happen?
1:06:33
Well, uh, I'm a little worried about Jack's drinking now that NAT's
1:06:39
gone, because he seems to have maybe do you think he had a little
1:06:42
thing for Nat? Because that was kiss. He was devastated that night.
1:06:45
Yeah, and his drinking was wild. I mean, like, I'm surprised
1:06:51
he didn't have a concussion after the way he got into that shuttle. Yeah,
1:06:56
that was terrifying. It was really scary. Yeah. Yeah, I
1:07:00
don't know what's gonna happen. I think I'm it was a great episode though,
1:07:06
so good. It was excellent And look, time will tell you know,
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yeah, I will never ever What does he say, name ever?
1:07:18
Control me? Name? Well? Gosh Okay, So that's that's the wrap.
1:07:26
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